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Tonight, Britain's
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is in trouble, the end of free
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Welcome, everybody.
welcome to The Daily Show.
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I'm Trevor Noah.
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Take a seat.
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Oh, I can feel it.
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We're going to have
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Slapping is going professional.
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The Girl Scouts
are balling out,
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and England is having
buyer's remorse.
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Plus, here to talk
about her new album
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and perform a song from it,
Brandi Carlile is joining us
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on the show, everybody.
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So let's do this, people.
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Let's jump straight
into today's headlines.
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All right, before we get
into the big stories,
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let's catch up on a few other
things going on in the world,
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starting with big news coming
out of the world of sports.
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The NFL has announced that
for the first time ever,
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the league will schedule
a game on the day
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after Thanksgiving, a.k.a.
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Black Friday.
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And I'm surprised that they're
doing this because I thought
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that the NFL would be
busy on Black Friday,
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scouting Walmart for
new talent, you know?
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If that grandma would
just tackle that kid.
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let's get her a two-year deal.
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Also, I love how the league
made this big announcement
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like it's a genius idea.
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Wow, football on a Friday.
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Yeah, it's football.
Put it on any day.
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It works.
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It's football.
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It's like, ooh, sex on a
Tuesday, yeah, brilliant idea.
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It's good whenever.
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Don't overthink it.
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In money news, the US Mint is
about to release new quarters
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featuring 1930s
actress Anna May
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Wong, the first
Asian-American to ever
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appear on American currency.
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[cheering and applause]
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Which-- which is great
news for representation
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and great news for bad tippers.
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It's going to be like, you
only tipped me a quarter?
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It's like, wow, OK.
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I didn't know I was
dealing with a racist.
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Which quarter?
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In international news, British
Prime Minister Liz Truss
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is now officially the lowest
polling prime minister
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in British history and is
now in danger of losing
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her job after only six weeks.
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When asked for comments,
she said, any woman
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can break the glass ceiling.
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I'm proud to have
shattered the glass floor.
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All right, let's move on to
some of the biggest stories
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of the day, starting
with the Girl
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Scouts of the USA, the
Sinaloa Cartel of baked goods.
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After years of struggling with
falling membership and sinking
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revenues, one Girl
Scout has stepped in
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with the ultimate good deed.
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The Girl Scouts
of the USA just
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received their largest donation
ever by a single person.
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Billionaire philanthropist
Mackenzie Scott
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just donated $84.5 million
to the organization.
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The Girl Scouts leadership
says that the money will
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help them recover
from the pandemic,
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which drove down membership.
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Scott has donated
some $12 billion
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to charities since 2019.
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Thanks to Mackenzie
Scott, the Girl Scouts
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are now balling out of
control, which is great.
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It really is great.
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Because the Girl Scouts do
an amazing job of training
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a new generation of leaders,
providing a community.
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Although, I will
say they've got
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to be careful because
this kind of money
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could easily change your vibe.
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Yeah, this year, they're
earning badges for computer
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coding and rock climbing.
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Next year, it's going
to be badges for Cristal
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popping and tax evasion.
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This will be like,
Meredith, for discovering
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that the Cayman Islands
are superior to Panama,
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we award you this.
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Obviously, I'm joking.
I'm joking.
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All right?
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The girls are still going
to be selling cookies.
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They're just going
to be doing it out
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of the back of a Bentley now.
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[laughter]
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Just like, buy them or not.
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We don't carry either
way, you broke ass bitch!
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[laughter and applause]
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And as for Mackenzie
Scott, how can
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you not love this woman, huh?
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Because she's exposing what
billionaires don't want you
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to realize, that
billionaires are always like,
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if you raise my taxes
even a little bit,
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how will I have
the money to feed
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all of my private jets, huh?
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But think about it.
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Mackenzie Scott has only been
a billionaire for three years,
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and she's already
given away $10 billion,
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more than her ex Jeff
Bezos has given away
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his entire life,
his entire life.
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[cheering and applause]
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And get this.
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And get this.
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She's still a billionaire.
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Don't forget that.
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Yeah, it just goes to show
how much good you can do when
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your main priority
isn't going to space
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in a giant metal penis.
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There are things you can do.
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[laughter and applause]
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Anyway, let's move on.
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Let's move on to
some big sports news.
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For decades, boxing dominated
the world of prizefighting.
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Then MMA came along
with a roundhouse kick
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and became a
worldwide phenomenon.
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And now we might be witnessing
the birth of a new era.
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Slap fighting, it's
become a viral sensation
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over the past few years.
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And now UFC President Dana
White is starting a league.
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He got approval
yesterday for it
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to be a licensed athletic
competition in Nevada.
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His power slap league will
be regulated by the Nevada
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State Athletic Commission.
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And as you can
guess, slap fighting
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features to competitors
across from one
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another throwing
slaps with open hands
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to each other's faces.
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Ah, the sport has been
around for several years,
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but never regulated until now.
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Yeah, that's right.
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Slapping is about to
become an official sport.
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And those big dudes might
be the champs for now,
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but it's only a matter
of time before the sport
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is dominated by immigrant
moms-- feet on the couch!
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Feet on the couch!
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Aah!
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Ah.
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[laughter and applause]
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And I don't know about you.
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I don't know about
you, but I am
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excited to see how
the Nevada Athletic
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Commission plans to regulate
the rules of the sport.
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Are you allowed to flinch?
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Can I use my moves from school?
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Eh, eh, eh, eh, eh.
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Is Will Smith the
reigning champ?
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Is that how it works?
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[laughter and applause]
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You know what
I would propose,
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I would propose to make
the sport more exciting?
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You know how in
wrestling, they trash
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talk to get people going?
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And then in boxing, they do the
weigh in, where they challenge
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each other and say things.
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What they should do
for slap fighting
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is they should have
each fight to say
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something first that warrants
them getting slapped.
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Just like, I never liked
your mother's cooking.
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Oh.
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Bop!
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And by the way,
by the way, I like
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that there are more
and more sports that
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divorced men can excel at--
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getting slapped,
eating 100 hot dogs.
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You realize we're basically
two weeks away from there being
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a sport that's just sleeping
on your friend's pullout
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couch, right?
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It's just four days, and he's
still on the couch, people.
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This is why he's the GOAT.
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Can you see this?
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And before, you were one
of those people who's like,
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"you know, this is a
bizarre idea for a sport.
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Is it really a sport?"
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Every sport sounds
ridiculous when you first
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hear about it, all right?
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I mean, it's not a real sport.
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Every sport is
not a real sport.
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Pick any sport, any
sport, like NASCAR, huh?
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Imagine that first
conversation.
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"So we're all going to drive
really fast in a big circle?"
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[laughter]
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Yeah.
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Yeah.
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But what if I lose control
and crash into the wall?
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Well, that's what
we're all hoping for.
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[laughter]
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All right, and
finally, everyone
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knows that the
internet has made
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shopping easier than ever.
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You know, sometimes
I get packages
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without even ordering.
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Yeah.
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I mean, sure, they accidentally
put the boxes on my neighbor's
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stoop, but hey, it's free.
I can't complain.
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But this year,
this year, it looks
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like online shopping will be a
little less easy than before.
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Well, as holiday
shopping season approaches,
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you might need to find
something a little bit
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different this year.
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Returning gifts may not be
so easy or cheap anymore.
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Buyers beware.
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Free returns may soon
be a thing of the past.
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The cost of
returns is becoming
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so astronomical for retailers.
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Right now, they have
no choice but to pass
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that cost on to the consumer.
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NEWS REPORTER: One reason
for the new return fees
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is an increase in what's
called bracketing.
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That's when a consumer
buys the same clothes
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in several different sizes
and colors with plans
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to return what they
no longer want.
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The National Retail Federation
reports $218 billion
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worth of online purchases
were returned in 2021.
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That is more than double
the amount in 2020.
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As a result, some
major retailers
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are now adjusting
their return policies,
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including H&M, which
is now testing a return
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fee in certain places.
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No.
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No, no, no, no.
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AUDIENCE: No.
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No.
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How are you going to
charge people for returns?
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If I want to make a
rash decision on a whim
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and then change my
mind, I shouldn't
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have to pay a price for it.
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That's the whole
point of America, huh?
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[cheering and applause]
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That's what this
great nation is about.
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You can make decisions.
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I think I'd look
good in this jacket.
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You know what?
Never mind.
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I think I'd look good in Iraq.
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You know what?
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Never mind.
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And you know who
I blame for this?
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I blame the Democrats.
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Yeah.
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They should have codified
the right to free returns
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when they had a supermajority.
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You could have done it, Nancy.
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[cheering and applause]
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I don't want to lose
free internet returns.
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Because you realize
what that means.
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That means you're going to
have to go back to the old way.
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Now, you remember the old way,
where if you wanted to return
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a shirt, you'd have to drive
all the way to the store,
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and to wait in line, and then
to look the cashier in the eye
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and try to convince them
that the shirt was already
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burnt when you bought it.
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[laughter]
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Balenciaga made it like this.
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Actually, you know what?
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I blame the clothing stores
for all these returns,
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in the first place.
WOMAN: Yup, yeah.
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Yeah.
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We wouldn't be forced to order
all these different sizes
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if each clothing store
didn't choose to have
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their own sizing system.
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[cheering and applause]
288
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In some stores, oh,
you're a medium.
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Then you go to another store.
Now you're a 6.
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Then in some stores,
they're like, if you're
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usually a medium, you probably
want to go with a large.
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Then just call it a large!
293
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Our sizes run small.
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Then why don't you
make that a medium?
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What are you doing?
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Can you imagine if I
owned a pizza store,
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and you order a
large pie, and then
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I came out with one slice.
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And I was like, oh yeah,
I forgot to tell you,
300
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our pie is run small.
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[laughter and applause]
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I bet you now that
conversation would
303
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end with a championship slap
fight, ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah.
304
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All right, that's it
for the headlines.
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But before we go
to break, let's
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check in on traffic
with our very
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own Roy Wood, Jr., everybody.
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[cheering and applause]
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Come on, cow, come
on, come on, come on.
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Get out of there.
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Get out of there, cow.
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Get out of there, cow.
Get!
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Dip.
Dip.
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There you go.
There you go, cow.
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Get up out of that.
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Get up out of that, boy.
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Get up out of that,
roughing up folks.
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There you go.
There you go.
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Dip, dog, yeah.
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Roy, what-- what
are you doing?
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Oh, there's the traffic.
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It was-- that's some of the
traffic that was happening.
323
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No, no, no.
324
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TREVOR NOAH: I feel like
you're watching a cow.
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Is that cow being
chased by the cops?
326
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What's happening there?
327
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I don't know, but
I'm rooting for him.
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[laughter]
329
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He be running, but
we'll do-- we'll
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do the rest of your traffic.
331
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But before I get to the
rest of the traffic,
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man, let's just talk a little
bit about this whole giving
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the money to the Girl Scouts.
334
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It's an amazing story, right?
335
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Mackenzie-- that $86 million.
336
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Yes, it's good to
give away $86 million.
337
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But to the Girl Scouts?
338
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I've-- they've been making
money pimping them cookies.
339
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They're good.
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[laughter]
341
00:11:47,241 --> 00:11:48,775
You need to get the
money to the Boy Scouts.
342
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The Boy Scouts the
one need the money.
343
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They've been selling
popcorn for decades,
344
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and they still broke.
345
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They broke.
346
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The Boy Scouts need some money.
347
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They need some money for
R&D, do the research,
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some new shit to sell.
349
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I bet they can make some money.
350
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The Boy Scouts,
they need to start
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selling them e-cigarettes.
352
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That'll make them money.
353
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Oh, or-- or if the
Boy Scouts sold e-cigs
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in Girl Scout cookie flavors--
355
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[audience groans]
356
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Bitch.
357
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A Do-Si-Do flavored JUUL?
358
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Come on, dawg.
359
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Everybody love a thin mint.
360
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If you could smoke a
thin mint, you telling me
361
00:12:23,844 --> 00:12:25,078
you wouldn't smoke a thin mint?
362
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[laughter]
363
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But that's cool.
364
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That's cool.
365
00:12:31,118 --> 00:12:32,419
Mackenzie-- Mackenzie
Scott want to give
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the money to the Girl Scouts.
That's cool.
367
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They'll be giving money to all
the little individual troops,
368
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millions of dollars.
That's the new lick.
369
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I started me a
Girl Scout troop.
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TREVOR NOAH: Do you
mean, like, you have one?
371
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Yeah, she going to give
them boys some more money,
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and I'm going to be
right there ready.
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I'm going to be registering.
374
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I did the paperwork all right.
375
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Let me talk to her real quick.
376
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Just to camera right there.
377
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Madam Mackenzie, how you doing?
378
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I'm Roy Wood, Jr., Girl
Scout Troop Leader 6235J9.
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[laughter]
380
00:12:59,379 --> 00:13:01,915
Now, my Venmo-- my
Venmo is supposed
381
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to be up here, if you see me.
382
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They'll add it later.
I guess they didn't post it.
383
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TREVOR NOAH: No, we're
not going to add it.
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Roy, just do the
traffic, please.
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Stop asking--
- OK, OK.
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TREVOR NOAH: --MacKenzie
Scott for money on the show.
387
00:13:10,824 --> 00:13:11,959
I'm going to do--
I'm going to do the traffic.
388
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You know what, man?
389
00:13:13,060 --> 00:13:14,695
Also, shout out
to Anna May Wong.
390
00:13:14,795 --> 00:13:15,729
Shout out to Anna
May Wong, man.
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There's an--
392
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[cheering and applause]
393
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--Asian on the money.
394
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Asia's on the money, right?
395
00:13:20,868 --> 00:13:22,402
It's an Asian on the
money, which is cool.
396
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That's a nice place to start.
397
00:13:23,704 --> 00:13:25,138
But why would you put
them on a quarter?
398
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Put them on $1 bill.
399
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Put somebody on $1 bill.
400
00:13:28,642 --> 00:13:29,643
Let's be real.
401
00:13:29,743 --> 00:13:30,677
Let's be real about this shit.
402
00:13:30,777 --> 00:13:32,913
When the last time
you used a quarter?
403
00:13:33,080 --> 00:13:34,181
When the last time
you used a quarter?
404
00:13:34,281 --> 00:13:35,983
Soda machine?
Payphone?
405
00:13:36,083 --> 00:13:37,885
Only time people use the
quarter is a laundromat
406
00:13:37,985 --> 00:13:39,386
and the strip club.
Everybody know that.
407
00:13:39,486 --> 00:13:40,954
That's when you--
[laughter]
408
00:13:41,088 --> 00:13:41,955
This should be easy.
409
00:13:42,089 --> 00:13:43,223
No, no, wait,
wait, wait, wait.
410
00:13:43,323 --> 00:13:44,992
I get the laundry.
Why would you use--
411
00:13:45,092 --> 00:13:46,260
Don't ask me none
about that on TV.
412
00:13:46,360 --> 00:13:48,896
What I'm saying is,
good for Anna May Wong
413
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because finally, we
got some more minority
414
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representation
on American money
415
00:13:53,133 --> 00:13:55,402
just in time for Apple Pay.
416
00:13:55,502 --> 00:13:57,304
[laughter]
417
00:13:57,404 --> 00:13:58,539
- I see what you did there.
- Yeah.
418
00:13:58,639 --> 00:13:59,673
Yeah.
419
00:13:59,773 --> 00:14:01,041
Oh, speaking of money,
speaking of money, also,
420
00:14:01,074 --> 00:14:02,709
this whole return fee
nonsense for the clothes
421
00:14:02,809 --> 00:14:03,710
and all of that.
422
00:14:03,810 --> 00:14:04,778
TREVOR NOAH: The
shipping thing, right?
423
00:14:04,878 --> 00:14:05,779
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
424
00:14:05,879 --> 00:14:07,281
I don't think people
should be having
425
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to pay these return fees--
TREVOR NOAH: Thank you, Roy.
426
00:14:09,049 --> 00:14:10,050
--to take something back.
427
00:14:10,083 --> 00:14:11,385
Them fees add up.
428
00:14:11,485 --> 00:14:12,920
I've been returning
clothes for years.
429
00:14:13,053 --> 00:14:14,655
That's everything
I perform in TV.
430
00:14:14,755 --> 00:14:15,756
That should go right back.
431
00:14:15,856 --> 00:14:18,258
[laughter]
432
00:14:18,358 --> 00:14:19,726
Look, I'm not even
lying to you right now.
433
00:14:19,826 --> 00:14:23,297
Like, '02, '03, '04, bro',
I was starving, dawg.
434
00:14:23,397 --> 00:14:24,498
I would do Conan.
435
00:14:24,598 --> 00:14:26,667
Every time I did Conan
O'Brien, I would take that
436
00:14:26,767 --> 00:14:29,570
shit right back to Macy's.
437
00:14:29,670 --> 00:14:30,871
And it was perfect.
It was perfect.
438
00:14:30,971 --> 00:14:32,172
It's perfect, too.
439
00:14:32,272 --> 00:14:34,374
Because, like, in LA, you
could go to Macy's at 10:00
440
00:14:34,474 --> 00:14:36,276
in the morning and get
your outfit for Conan.
441
00:14:36,376 --> 00:14:37,611
Conan rehearse at 2:00.
442
00:14:37,711 --> 00:14:38,612
They shoot at 5:00.
443
00:14:38,712 --> 00:14:39,880
You're done by 6:00.
444
00:14:39,980 --> 00:14:43,083
You're back in Macy's by
7:30, return your shit, then--
445
00:14:43,116 --> 00:14:44,985
[cheering and applause]
446
00:14:45,085 --> 00:14:46,653
--you at the house,
watching yourself
447
00:14:46,753 --> 00:14:49,756
perform in the clothes you
don't even own no more.
448
00:14:49,857 --> 00:14:50,824
That's the move, man.
449
00:14:50,924 --> 00:14:52,826
Because also, these
return fees add up.
450
00:14:52,926 --> 00:14:54,761
And I don't think we
understand, like, how unfair
451
00:14:54,862 --> 00:14:56,864
it is to charge
somebody money to get
452
00:14:56,964 --> 00:14:57,865
back some of their money.
453
00:14:57,965 --> 00:14:59,600
You can't do that to people.
454
00:14:59,700 --> 00:15:01,502
Circuit City, Circuit City
used to do that shit to me
455
00:15:01,602 --> 00:15:03,904
back in the day
with cameras, back
456
00:15:04,037 --> 00:15:05,038
in the day with Circuit City.
457
00:15:05,138 --> 00:15:06,573
Because, like, I would
buy a camera for $50.
458
00:15:06,673 --> 00:15:07,674
I'd keep it for
a couple of days,
459
00:15:07,774 --> 00:15:08,942
use it for a couple of shows.
460
00:15:09,042 --> 00:15:11,311
And then you go back, and
they want a $50 restocking
461
00:15:11,411 --> 00:15:13,080
fee, which I didn't have,
because two of the shows
462
00:15:13,180 --> 00:15:14,281
canceled.
So now I'm broke.
463
00:15:14,381 --> 00:15:16,950
So now I got to go out and
donate plasma four days
464
00:15:17,050 --> 00:15:18,952
in a row just to make back
the food, which is illegal,
465
00:15:19,052 --> 00:15:20,187
by the way.
466
00:15:20,287 --> 00:15:21,722
You're only supposed to
donate plasma twice a week.
467
00:15:21,822 --> 00:15:23,624
Supposed to take a day off
in between, drink fluids.
468
00:15:23,724 --> 00:15:25,192
But I had time for
that shit because I
469
00:15:25,292 --> 00:15:26,326
had to pay the restocking fee.
470
00:15:26,426 --> 00:15:28,795
So I would do all
of that just to get
471
00:15:28,896 --> 00:15:31,365
the $50 to return the camera.
472
00:15:31,465 --> 00:15:33,267
Roy, Roy, Roy--
473
00:15:33,367 --> 00:15:34,835
[laughter and applause]
474
00:15:34,935 --> 00:15:36,436
- You never--
- Wait.
475
00:15:36,537 --> 00:15:37,938
They sold their
body for money.
476
00:15:38,071 --> 00:15:39,373
They understand what
I'm talking about.
477
00:15:39,473 --> 00:15:41,175
Why did you need a
camera for so badly
478
00:15:41,275 --> 00:15:43,377
that you were willing
to do all of that?
479
00:15:43,477 --> 00:15:47,347
I had to make the audition
tape to get on Conan O'Brien.
480
00:15:47,447 --> 00:15:48,382
Oh, OK.
481
00:15:48,482 --> 00:15:50,317
That seems dead--
are you healthy now?
482
00:15:50,417 --> 00:15:51,518
Does that affect you?
483
00:15:51,618 --> 00:15:53,954
No, man, I feel pretty
good for the most part.
484
00:15:54,087 --> 00:15:55,956
TREVOR NOAH: All right, well,
let's get to the traffic then.
485
00:15:56,089 --> 00:15:57,491
OK, I mean, I would
get to the traffic.
486
00:15:57,591 --> 00:15:58,892
But I'm going to be
honest with you, dawg.
487
00:15:58,992 --> 00:16:00,460
I got to get to
Macy's right quick.
488
00:16:00,561 --> 00:16:02,429
[laughter]
489
00:16:02,529 --> 00:16:03,897
[cheering and applause]
490
00:16:04,031 --> 00:16:05,599
I got to get--
491
00:16:05,699 --> 00:16:07,267
I got to get up to 57th Street.
492
00:16:07,367 --> 00:16:09,336
Roy Woo, Jr., everybody.
493
00:16:09,436 --> 00:16:10,537
74th Street.
494
00:16:10,637 --> 00:16:11,538
I got to go to--
495
00:16:11,638 --> 00:16:12,773
All right, when
we come back, I'll
496
00:16:12,873 --> 00:16:14,308
be talking to the
legendary Brandi Carlile.
497
00:16:14,408 --> 00:16:15,309
So don't go away.
498
00:16:15,409 --> 00:16:22,416
[cheering and applause]
499
00:16:26,253 --> 00:16:28,822
Let me just start with
this whole thing about woke.
500
00:16:28,922 --> 00:16:30,457
We all know what woke means.
501
00:16:30,557 --> 00:16:31,692
[music playing]
502
00:16:31,792 --> 00:16:33,627
Being woke means never
having to say you're sorry.
503
00:16:33,727 --> 00:16:36,897
Woke means never letting
anyone say they're sorry.
504
00:16:37,064 --> 00:16:38,065
Woke is racist.
505
00:16:38,165 --> 00:16:41,735
Big woke means equity,
diversification, gender,
506
00:16:41,835 --> 00:16:43,437
and racial disparities.
507
00:16:43,537 --> 00:16:45,472
This wokeness is
happening at Madison's house
508
00:16:45,572 --> 00:16:47,474
and Jefferson's house,
where all they do
509
00:16:47,574 --> 00:16:48,575
is talk about slavery.
510
00:16:48,675 --> 00:16:50,844
Wokeism is about
murdering fun.
511
00:16:50,944 --> 00:16:52,079
You know what woke means?
512
00:16:52,112 --> 00:16:53,113
It means you're a loser.
513
00:16:53,213 --> 00:16:56,083
Woke madness, now
it's drag queens
514
00:16:56,183 --> 00:16:59,086
and children and church.
515
00:16:59,186 --> 00:17:02,289
The woke is the new
religion of the left.
516
00:17:02,389 --> 00:17:04,157
The new hip woke is
to not like the Jews.
517
00:17:04,258 --> 00:17:07,394
What does it mean to be woke?
518
00:17:07,494 --> 00:17:09,930
I have-- I mean, I don't
know what the definition
519
00:17:10,030 --> 00:17:11,331
of woke so much is.
520
00:17:11,431 --> 00:17:14,368
I do know that I think
most people don't want
521
00:17:14,468 --> 00:17:16,103
to be lectured by companies.
522
00:17:16,203 --> 00:17:17,404
I can't get paint.
523
00:17:17,504 --> 00:17:19,806
It's taken six weeks
to get a sample.
524
00:17:19,907 --> 00:17:21,074
It's terrible.
525
00:17:21,175 --> 00:17:22,342
We used to get it in two weeks.
526
00:17:22,442 --> 00:17:25,445
What do attribute
a lot of this to?
527
00:17:25,546 --> 00:17:27,146
Woke.
528
00:17:32,985 --> 00:17:34,120
Welcome back to
The Daily Show.
529
00:17:34,220 --> 00:17:36,856
My guest tonight is a
Grammy Award-winning singer,
530
00:17:36,956 --> 00:17:38,424
songwriter, and musician.
531
00:17:38,524 --> 00:17:40,993
She's here to talk about
her new deluxe album,
532
00:17:41,093 --> 00:17:43,829
In the Canyon Haze, which
is available right now.
533
00:17:43,929 --> 00:17:45,731
Please welcome Brandi Carlile.
534
00:17:45,831 --> 00:17:52,705
[cheering, applause]
535
00:17:53,706 --> 00:17:54,607
How's it going?
536
00:17:54,707 --> 00:17:55,608
Good to see you, yeah.
537
00:17:55,708 --> 00:17:56,609
[laughs]
538
00:17:56,709 --> 00:17:57,943
I don't think I've--
539
00:17:58,044 --> 00:17:59,378
Yes, I've--
540
00:17:59,478 --> 00:18:03,082
[cheering, applause]
541
00:18:03,182 --> 00:18:04,083
Welcome to the show.
542
00:18:04,183 --> 00:18:05,551
Hi, well, thank
you for having me.
543
00:18:05,651 --> 00:18:06,652
Wow, look at this!
544
00:18:06,752 --> 00:18:08,020
"Wow, look at this"
is us looking at you.
545
00:18:08,120 --> 00:18:09,021
Yeah.
546
00:18:09,121 --> 00:18:10,623
That's what the
"Wow, look at this" is.
547
00:18:10,723 --> 00:18:13,159
Because I never got to
tell you this in person.
548
00:18:13,259 --> 00:18:15,461
We were all working
at the Grammys.
549
00:18:15,561 --> 00:18:19,265
But you put on, hands
down, one of the greatest
550
00:18:19,365 --> 00:18:22,134
live performances human
beings have ever witnessed.
551
00:18:22,234 --> 00:18:23,669
It was phenomenal.
552
00:18:23,769 --> 00:18:25,071
I hope everybody
told you this just,
553
00:18:25,171 --> 00:18:26,505
like, everywhere you went.
554
00:18:26,605 --> 00:18:28,808
[cheering, applause]
555
00:18:28,908 --> 00:18:30,209
Thank you.
556
00:18:30,276 --> 00:18:32,011
Because-- no, because
here's the thing.
557
00:18:32,111 --> 00:18:33,212
You're a legend.
558
00:18:33,245 --> 00:18:35,114
You've been nominated
for countless Grammys.
559
00:18:35,214 --> 00:18:36,515
You've won tons of Grammys.
560
00:18:36,615 --> 00:18:40,353
But you are a
consummate performer.
561
00:18:40,453 --> 00:18:43,055
And it feels like every
performer wants to perform
562
00:18:43,222 --> 00:18:44,223
with you for that reason.
563
00:18:44,290 --> 00:18:46,926
Everybody, from Elton
John, all the way
564
00:18:47,026 --> 00:18:48,361
through to Joni
Mitchell-- legends
565
00:18:48,461 --> 00:18:51,297
go, oh, Brandi Carlile.
566
00:18:51,397 --> 00:18:52,898
I'd love to know what
that feels like for you.
567
00:18:52,999 --> 00:18:54,333
Well, it all comes
from them, you know.
568
00:18:54,433 --> 00:18:55,534
It does.
569
00:18:55,634 --> 00:18:59,438
And they've sort of taught
me through the years,
570
00:18:59,538 --> 00:19:01,240
pretty much, everything
I know about performing.
571
00:19:01,340 --> 00:19:03,109
And the cool thing
with the Grammys
572
00:19:03,242 --> 00:19:05,044
is that it didn't
happen to me when
573
00:19:05,144 --> 00:19:07,446
I was so young, that I
wouldn't be able to really
574
00:19:07,546 --> 00:19:08,447
seize the moment.
575
00:19:08,547 --> 00:19:09,715
I felt really ready
for that moment.
576
00:19:09,815 --> 00:19:10,716
TREVOR NOAH: Interesting.
577
00:19:10,816 --> 00:19:12,451
And-- and I knew.
578
00:19:12,551 --> 00:19:13,719
I was like, man, I'm nearly 40.
579
00:19:13,819 --> 00:19:14,787
Like, I just-- I've got--
580
00:19:14,887 --> 00:19:16,455
I've got to do this
right now, you know.
581
00:19:16,555 --> 00:19:17,857
I've got to take
this moment and make
582
00:19:17,957 --> 00:19:21,594
it mean something in my
life, for me and my family.
583
00:19:21,694 --> 00:19:22,862
So I was ready for it.
584
00:19:22,962 --> 00:19:26,332
Yeah, you have had a
journey that many of your fans
585
00:19:26,432 --> 00:19:28,200
have said is long overdue.
586
00:19:28,267 --> 00:19:30,403
They've gone, why isn't
Brandi getting her credit?
587
00:19:30,503 --> 00:19:31,904
Why isn't she more successful?
588
00:19:32,004 --> 00:19:32,938
We love her so much.
589
00:19:33,039 --> 00:19:34,540
The industry has
definitely caught up.
590
00:19:34,640 --> 00:19:36,375
You know, the world has
definitely caught up.
591
00:19:36,475 --> 00:19:39,612
But you do talk about
this-- how you achieved fame
592
00:19:39,712 --> 00:19:41,714
a little later than
some musicians, who were
593
00:19:41,814 --> 00:19:43,983
at 16, 17, whatever it may be.
594
00:19:44,083 --> 00:19:46,352
Do you feel like that prepared
you better for the place
595
00:19:46,452 --> 00:19:47,353
that you're in now?
596
00:19:47,453 --> 00:19:48,354
Yeah, I do.
597
00:19:48,454 --> 00:19:49,488
I'm really grateful for that.
598
00:19:49,588 --> 00:19:50,756
And it's funny.
599
00:19:50,856 --> 00:19:52,692
It's like, I mean, it literally
is singing for a living,
600
00:19:52,792 --> 00:19:54,860
so it's probably the
greatest job in the world
601
00:19:54,960 --> 00:19:56,362
at whatever level you're at.
602
00:19:56,462 --> 00:19:57,530
TREVOR NOAH: Right.
603
00:19:57,630 --> 00:19:59,098
And I think I always
felt like I was making it,
604
00:19:59,231 --> 00:20:02,001
and like I was
making an impact.
605
00:20:02,101 --> 00:20:04,403
But it's definitely
taken a turn, you know,
606
00:20:04,503 --> 00:20:07,573
that I am emotionally
prepared for, because I'm
607
00:20:07,673 --> 00:20:08,708
old enough to handle it.
608
00:20:08,808 --> 00:20:09,942
But it's happened for
some of my heroes, too.
609
00:20:10,042 --> 00:20:11,444
Bonnie Raitt's career
was kind of that way,
610
00:20:11,544 --> 00:20:13,746
and she's somebody
I really look up to,
611
00:20:13,846 --> 00:20:15,815
just how she's conducted
herself throughout her career
612
00:20:15,915 --> 00:20:16,816
and life.
613
00:20:16,916 --> 00:20:17,917
Yeah.
614
00:20:18,017 --> 00:20:20,820
When you blow up at
a certain stage in art,
615
00:20:20,920 --> 00:20:23,823
there's always the balance
between maintaining how
616
00:20:23,923 --> 00:20:25,524
your fans knew
you and loved you,
617
00:20:25,624 --> 00:20:27,893
and then catering
to the masses who
618
00:20:27,994 --> 00:20:30,730
now want to enjoy in the
art that you're creating.
619
00:20:30,830 --> 00:20:33,265
Do you find that you've
been able to create
620
00:20:33,366 --> 00:20:34,400
that balance for yourself?
621
00:20:34,500 --> 00:20:36,302
Do you still have the
intimate Brandi Carlile,
622
00:20:36,402 --> 00:20:37,303
and then like the giant--
623
00:20:37,403 --> 00:20:39,071
the giant shows?
624
00:20:39,205 --> 00:20:40,673
I mean, I'm so obsessive.
625
00:20:40,773 --> 00:20:43,376
I don't really even know
how to cater to the fans
626
00:20:43,476 --> 00:20:44,543
that love me, you know?
627
00:20:44,643 --> 00:20:47,647
Like, my desires are
still so strong to pursue
628
00:20:47,747 --> 00:20:50,383
my own heroes and--
629
00:20:50,483 --> 00:20:51,617
I really love that.
630
00:20:51,717 --> 00:20:53,886
--my love of entertainment,
that I just am, like,
631
00:20:53,986 --> 00:20:55,221
a little too
obsessive to be able
632
00:20:55,321 --> 00:20:57,223
to see outside of that, to
really know how to cater,
633
00:20:57,323 --> 00:20:58,224
you know.
634
00:20:58,324 --> 00:21:01,093
But not in a way
that I'm saying,
635
00:21:01,227 --> 00:21:03,329
like, I'm too much of
an artist for that,
636
00:21:03,429 --> 00:21:04,330
because I care
what people think.
637
00:21:04,430 --> 00:21:05,331
No.
638
00:21:05,431 --> 00:21:06,332
I just don't
know how to do it.
639
00:21:06,432 --> 00:21:07,600
[laughter]
640
00:21:07,700 --> 00:21:08,601
That's fascinating.
641
00:21:08,701 --> 00:21:10,302
Because I think
it was David Bowie
642
00:21:10,403 --> 00:21:11,704
who said something similar.
643
00:21:11,804 --> 00:21:14,907
He said something to the effect
of, don't play to the rafters.
644
00:21:15,007 --> 00:21:17,109
Remember why you started
playing, essentially.
645
00:21:17,243 --> 00:21:20,079
And it's the idea of
creating for yourself,
646
00:21:20,246 --> 00:21:21,981
for the joy that you first
had, and then that's--
647
00:21:22,081 --> 00:21:24,784
I mean, that's essentially
why the people became fans.
648
00:21:24,884 --> 00:21:27,186
You've got a new
album that is out now,
649
00:21:27,286 --> 00:21:31,290
and you've done something that
few artists would dare to do.
650
00:21:31,390 --> 00:21:33,492
And that is, you've
remade an album
651
00:21:33,592 --> 00:21:36,329
that was critically
acclaimed, many regarded
652
00:21:36,429 --> 00:21:38,297
as one of the more
perfect albums.
653
00:21:38,397 --> 00:21:40,399
I'd love to know why.
654
00:21:40,499 --> 00:21:42,668
I mean, there's like-- there
are so many different versions
655
00:21:42,768 --> 00:21:43,969
of a song that can exist.
656
00:21:44,070 --> 00:21:45,971
And when you're an artist,
they exist in your head,
657
00:21:46,072 --> 00:21:47,807
whether you get a chance
to record them or not,
658
00:21:47,907 --> 00:21:49,375
like, at any given time.
But you've got an album.
659
00:21:49,475 --> 00:21:50,376
You've got one shot.
660
00:21:50,476 --> 00:21:51,544
That song is going
to have one life,
661
00:21:51,644 --> 00:21:53,379
and it's going to
be heard one way.
662
00:21:53,479 --> 00:21:57,216
And I wanted to do this album
as a revision of, like, well,
663
00:21:57,283 --> 00:21:59,251
what would "In
These Silent Days"
664
00:21:59,352 --> 00:22:00,786
have sounded like
if it was in Laurel
665
00:22:00,886 --> 00:22:02,321
Canyon in the early 1970s?
666
00:22:02,421 --> 00:22:03,990
Like, what would we do?
667
00:22:04,090 --> 00:22:05,891
Would there be four-,
five-, six-part harmony?
668
00:22:05,992 --> 00:22:08,227
Would we have strings and
lushness and mellotrons
669
00:22:08,294 --> 00:22:09,695
and steel guitars?
670
00:22:09,795 --> 00:22:12,231
And you know, we just did this.
671
00:22:12,331 --> 00:22:15,301
We did this at home, for
the love of it, for--
672
00:22:15,401 --> 00:22:16,569
as a labor of love.
673
00:22:16,669 --> 00:22:17,970
Because we wanted to hear
what our album would sound
674
00:22:18,070 --> 00:22:19,238
like in that way.
675
00:22:19,271 --> 00:22:21,240
I mean, I still think that
"In These Silent Days"
676
00:22:21,307 --> 00:22:22,508
is the right-- that's
the right thing.
677
00:22:22,608 --> 00:22:23,642
That's the album
I wanted to make.
678
00:22:23,743 --> 00:22:25,611
But I loved making that one.
679
00:22:25,711 --> 00:22:28,981
You tell very personal
stories in the album.
680
00:22:29,081 --> 00:22:31,217
Some of them feel like
they happened to you,
681
00:22:31,317 --> 00:22:33,653
or they feel like
everyone feels
682
00:22:33,753 --> 00:22:35,321
like they happened to them.
683
00:22:35,421 --> 00:22:37,890
You know, you connect with
people in the storytelling
684
00:22:37,990 --> 00:22:39,225
of your music.
685
00:22:39,325 --> 00:22:42,561
And yet, every time I've seen
you talk about your music,
686
00:22:42,662 --> 00:22:45,464
it feels like you don't
take credit for it,
687
00:22:45,564 --> 00:22:48,801
but you give credit to this
larger idea of artists who've
688
00:22:48,901 --> 00:22:50,403
inspired you and
what they've created,
689
00:22:50,503 --> 00:22:51,537
and you're part of it.
690
00:22:51,637 --> 00:22:53,973
And it's this beautiful
humble attitude that you
691
00:22:54,073 --> 00:22:55,441
have about music itself.
692
00:22:55,541 --> 00:22:56,776
It's almost like
you treat it like
693
00:22:56,876 --> 00:22:59,612
it's magic that just comes
down and is infused within you.
694
00:22:59,712 --> 00:23:02,081
I'd love to-- when you
talk about mimicking
695
00:23:02,214 --> 00:23:05,584
and the artists that inspire
you, how do you see music,
696
00:23:05,685 --> 00:23:08,921
that maybe other people don't?
697
00:23:09,021 --> 00:23:13,225
Well, I mean, I do
see myself as an artist,
698
00:23:13,292 --> 00:23:14,827
and I'm proud of
myself as a songwriter,
699
00:23:14,927 --> 00:23:17,263
and especially as a singer.
700
00:23:17,363 --> 00:23:19,732
So it's not like a
humblebrag or anything.
701
00:23:19,832 --> 00:23:21,267
But I am like a fan.
702
00:23:21,367 --> 00:23:22,968
Like, so I'm the
kind of fan, like,
703
00:23:23,069 --> 00:23:25,271
I waited outside your
tour bus for an autograph.
704
00:23:25,371 --> 00:23:26,739
TREVOR NOAH: I love that.
- You know what I mean?
705
00:23:26,839 --> 00:23:28,174
Like, I kind of knew
where you lived.
706
00:23:28,274 --> 00:23:29,175
Like, I--
707
00:23:29,241 --> 00:23:30,409
[laughter]
708
00:23:30,509 --> 00:23:31,410
I had--
709
00:23:31,510 --> 00:23:32,712
We're going from stalker to--
710
00:23:32,812 --> 00:23:34,046
OK, OK.
711
00:23:34,180 --> 00:23:35,781
I know what school you went
to, what year you were born.
712
00:23:35,881 --> 00:23:37,550
Like, I'm that kind of fan.
713
00:23:37,650 --> 00:23:38,584
But you wouldn't
go to the house.
714
00:23:38,684 --> 00:23:39,652
No, I wouldn't
go to the house.
715
00:23:39,752 --> 00:23:41,020
- OK, OK.
- I would stop short of that.
716
00:23:41,187 --> 00:23:42,455
Right.
Fan knows the information.
717
00:23:42,555 --> 00:23:43,889
Because I didn't
get my driver's
718
00:23:43,990 --> 00:23:45,358
license till I was 20, but--
719
00:23:45,458 --> 00:23:46,359
[laughter]
720
00:23:46,459 --> 00:23:47,593
But I know artists.
721
00:23:47,693 --> 00:23:50,963
Like, molecularly, I'm
interested, that it goes
722
00:23:51,063 --> 00:23:52,832
beyond just music, you know.
723
00:23:52,932 --> 00:23:54,500
And so I just never
grew out of that.
724
00:23:54,600 --> 00:23:55,768
Even though it's
my job now, and I
725
00:23:55,868 --> 00:23:57,636
know there are people that
feel that way about me,
726
00:23:57,737 --> 00:23:59,972
it doesn't scare me.
727
00:24:00,072 --> 00:24:01,941
I still feel that
way about my heroes.
728
00:24:02,041 --> 00:24:03,876
They're just kind of letting
me hang out with them,
729
00:24:03,976 --> 00:24:05,111
for some reason.
730
00:24:05,211 --> 00:24:08,381
And it's probably the
greatest honor of my life.
731
00:24:08,481 --> 00:24:09,882
Don't tell my kids.
732
00:24:09,982 --> 00:24:11,584
[laughter]
733
00:24:11,684 --> 00:24:12,985
[cheering, applause]
734
00:24:13,085 --> 00:24:14,487
I really love that.
735
00:24:14,587 --> 00:24:15,488
I really, really love that.
736
00:24:15,588 --> 00:24:18,958
Because it comes across.
737
00:24:19,058 --> 00:24:22,428
And what's amazing is that
your heroes are fans of you.
738
00:24:22,528 --> 00:24:25,364
One of the most amazing
moments people have ever
739
00:24:25,464 --> 00:24:27,400
seen in their lives was
when Joni Mitchell, one
740
00:24:27,500 --> 00:24:29,568
of the greatest
of all time, just
741
00:24:29,669 --> 00:24:32,638
truly one of the greatest of
all time, came out on stage.
742
00:24:32,738 --> 00:24:34,774
You surprised people
with her performance.
743
00:24:34,874 --> 00:24:37,443
Everyone thought Joni wasn't
going to perform anymore.
744
00:24:37,543 --> 00:24:38,944
We know that she
almost lost her life,
745
00:24:39,045 --> 00:24:40,212
and she's fought to come back.
746
00:24:40,312 --> 00:24:43,749
And then, here she was,
on stage, performing,
747
00:24:43,849 --> 00:24:45,685
and it was with you.
748
00:24:45,785 --> 00:24:49,188
I mean, that is
history being made.
749
00:24:49,288 --> 00:24:52,758
Do you ever pinch yourself
and go like, I'm part of this?
750
00:24:52,858 --> 00:24:54,226
I still can't
believe that happened.
751
00:24:54,327 --> 00:24:55,528
It was just a few
months ago, you know.
752
00:24:55,628 --> 00:24:56,796
And the fact that
it was at Newport
753
00:24:56,896 --> 00:24:58,197
Folk Festival, which
is such a monumental
754
00:24:58,297 --> 00:25:00,399
and historic place--
755
00:25:00,499 --> 00:25:02,201
she always has a plan.
756
00:25:02,301 --> 00:25:04,537
She knows what she wants to
do, even if she doesn't say it.
757
00:25:04,637 --> 00:25:06,405
We didn't know if she
was going to do that.
758
00:25:06,505 --> 00:25:07,740
We thought it was a jam.
759
00:25:07,840 --> 00:25:09,108
We didn't know that
she was going to sing
760
00:25:09,208 --> 00:25:10,276
all the leads on those songs.
761
00:25:10,376 --> 00:25:11,377
She just started singing.
762
00:25:11,477 --> 00:25:13,612
We rehearsed the
songs ourselves.
763
00:25:13,713 --> 00:25:15,581
And we didn't know
whether we should stop
764
00:25:15,681 --> 00:25:18,551
or what we should do, you
know, so we just sang with her.
765
00:25:18,651 --> 00:25:21,520
And then, it turns out, she
completely took over the show
766
00:25:21,620 --> 00:25:25,591
and became the performer
that we all know that she is.
767
00:25:25,691 --> 00:25:28,160
And I mean, it was--
she didn't go-- we
768
00:25:28,194 --> 00:25:29,195
didn't go to sleep that night.
769
00:25:29,295 --> 00:25:31,030
We stayed up till the
sun came up, just--
770
00:25:31,163 --> 00:25:32,765
just loving--
- That's phenomenal.
771
00:25:32,865 --> 00:25:33,799
--loving what happened.
772
00:25:33,899 --> 00:25:36,235
And Joni, flat out,
loves to perform,
773
00:25:36,335 --> 00:25:37,436
and she's awesome at it.
774
00:25:37,536 --> 00:25:38,971
She's every good at it--
775
00:25:39,071 --> 00:25:40,072
good at it now as she ever was.
[applause]
776
00:25:40,172 --> 00:25:41,073
Right.
Right.
777
00:25:41,173 --> 00:25:42,074
Yeah.
778
00:25:42,174 --> 00:25:43,676
So you know what?
779
00:25:43,776 --> 00:25:46,779
When those types of moments--
780
00:25:46,879 --> 00:25:47,947
when those types
of moments happen,
781
00:25:48,047 --> 00:25:49,482
everyone goes, oh, you
should have been there,
782
00:25:49,582 --> 00:25:50,716
you'll never get
to see it again.
783
00:25:50,816 --> 00:25:53,819
But I've heard a little
whisper, that maybe
784
00:25:53,919 --> 00:25:55,788
something might happen?
785
00:25:55,888 --> 00:25:58,357
Yeah, we're going to-- we get
to talk about this right now.
786
00:25:58,457 --> 00:26:03,462
So after Newport, Joni said,
I want to do another show.
787
00:26:03,562 --> 00:26:05,831
She said, I want to play again.
788
00:26:05,931 --> 00:26:07,600
And we got to
thinking about it,
789
00:26:07,700 --> 00:26:13,039
and we decided on a
venue, which is the Gorge,
790
00:26:13,205 --> 00:26:14,473
out in Washington State.
TREVOR NOAH: No way.
791
00:26:14,573 --> 00:26:15,741
George Washington--
the Gorge, yes.
792
00:26:15,841 --> 00:26:17,643
We want to play there.
793
00:26:17,743 --> 00:26:19,845
It's one of the most
beautiful venues in the world.
794
00:26:19,945 --> 00:26:22,548
It's like-- it's called
"Echoes Through The Canyon."
795
00:26:22,648 --> 00:26:23,816
I'm going to play
the first night.
796
00:26:23,916 --> 00:26:25,284
Joni and the Joni Jam are
going to play the second.
797
00:26:25,384 --> 00:26:26,285
TREVOR NOAH: No way.
- I'm gonna open up.
798
00:26:26,385 --> 00:26:27,386
Yeah.
799
00:26:27,486 --> 00:26:29,789
And it's June 9 and
10, out of The Gorge.
800
00:26:29,889 --> 00:26:31,157
Joni Mitchell is going to play.
801
00:26:31,257 --> 00:26:33,292
You'll be able to buy a ticket.
802
00:26:33,392 --> 00:26:36,295
[cheering, applause]
803
00:26:36,395 --> 00:26:39,231
No one's been able to
buy a ticket to see Joni
804
00:26:39,332 --> 00:26:41,067
Mitchell play in 20 years.
805
00:26:41,167 --> 00:26:42,501
So this is enormous.
806
00:26:42,601 --> 00:26:44,770
And she's so excited, because
it's close to Canada, and some
807
00:26:44,870 --> 00:26:45,771
of her Canadian fans--
808
00:26:45,871 --> 00:26:46,872
TREVOR NOAH: Right,
right, right.
809
00:26:46,972 --> 00:26:48,174
So it's just--
810
00:26:48,207 --> 00:26:49,742
I can't believe it's
happening, but it's happening,
811
00:26:49,842 --> 00:26:51,711
and she is going to crush it.
812
00:26:51,811 --> 00:26:53,179
So if you can get
there, get that.
813
00:26:53,245 --> 00:26:54,180
Yeah.
814
00:26:54,246 --> 00:26:55,715
I mean, if you can
get the tickets--
815
00:26:55,815 --> 00:26:56,916
wow.
816
00:26:57,016 --> 00:26:58,884
That's going to be--
that's going to be intense.
817
00:26:58,985 --> 00:27:01,087
After the break, we're going
to have a performance of yours
818
00:27:01,187 --> 00:27:03,022
from the new album.
819
00:27:03,189 --> 00:27:06,726
And it's interesting, because
the title of the track
820
00:27:06,826 --> 00:27:07,793
really hit home for me.
821
00:27:07,893 --> 00:27:10,763
You know, it's "You
and Me on the Rock."
822
00:27:10,863 --> 00:27:14,867
And it reminded me of just
Bible study with my mom.
823
00:27:14,967 --> 00:27:17,737
There's always the rock, the
foundation that you build
824
00:27:17,837 --> 00:27:18,871
a house on, versus the sand.
825
00:27:18,971 --> 00:27:19,872
Mm-hmm
826
00:27:19,972 --> 00:27:22,942
And you grew up
in a very religious
827
00:27:23,042 --> 00:27:24,343
household, didn't you?
828
00:27:24,443 --> 00:27:25,911
BRANDI CARLILE: Well, I don't
know if it was the household,
829
00:27:26,012 --> 00:27:27,680
but I found religion
around me, you know.
830
00:27:27,780 --> 00:27:29,448
It was kind of in the
extremities of my family,
831
00:27:29,548 --> 00:27:31,117
and some a bit in my household.
832
00:27:31,217 --> 00:27:33,119
And then, I sort of
found it later on in life
833
00:27:33,219 --> 00:27:35,721
in my own way, and I sort
of came up with my own way
834
00:27:35,821 --> 00:27:36,822
to practice my faith.
835
00:27:36,922 --> 00:27:38,824
But the concept of "You
and Me on the Rock"
836
00:27:38,924 --> 00:27:41,360
has been with me since I
was about six years old,
837
00:27:41,460 --> 00:27:44,530
going to Sunday school, singing
"Build Your House on a Rock."
838
00:27:44,630 --> 00:27:46,365
TREVOR NOAH: I
love that you say,
839
00:27:46,465 --> 00:27:48,367
"practice it in my own way."
840
00:27:48,467 --> 00:27:51,570
Because you've talked a
little bit about this, but one
841
00:27:51,671 --> 00:27:55,574
of the many aspects of you
that makes you so inspiring
842
00:27:55,675 --> 00:27:58,444
and phenomenal in many people's
eyes is that you have--
843
00:27:58,544 --> 00:27:59,645
you've blazed a trail.
844
00:27:59,745 --> 00:28:02,782
You know, you grew
up, as you say,
845
00:28:02,882 --> 00:28:04,650
in a religious environment.
846
00:28:04,750 --> 00:28:07,320
You know, and you
are proudly gay,
847
00:28:07,420 --> 00:28:11,123
you know, and people go, wait,
Brandi, but it's religion.
848
00:28:11,223 --> 00:28:12,658
And then, country
music has also
849
00:28:12,758 --> 00:28:14,894
had its issues with that,
just like some other genres,
850
00:28:14,994 --> 00:28:15,928
like rap, et cetera.
851
00:28:16,028 --> 00:28:17,296
Sure, sure.
852
00:28:17,396 --> 00:28:19,899
When you're performing, and
when you're putting your heart
853
00:28:19,999 --> 00:28:23,336
out there and you're
putting your life out there,
854
00:28:23,436 --> 00:28:25,838
are you doing
that as catharsis?
855
00:28:25,938 --> 00:28:27,306
Or are you doing
that to help so many
856
00:28:27,406 --> 00:28:29,008
of the other people
who've had the journey
857
00:28:29,108 --> 00:28:30,409
that you've had in your life?
858
00:28:30,509 --> 00:28:31,410
Definitely both.
859
00:28:31,510 --> 00:28:32,445
I can't not do it.
860
00:28:32,545 --> 00:28:33,579
I don't know how to not do it.
861
00:28:33,679 --> 00:28:36,882
Since I can remember,
I have to do that.
862
00:28:36,983 --> 00:28:39,218
I have to be in front of
an audience and create,
863
00:28:39,285 --> 00:28:42,221
whether they like it or
not, and to exist, you know.
864
00:28:42,321 --> 00:28:44,523
But also, I do know
how impactful it is.
865
00:28:44,623 --> 00:28:46,425
Because like I told
you, I'm the girl
866
00:28:46,525 --> 00:28:47,693
that waits outside
your tour bus,
867
00:28:47,793 --> 00:28:49,228
because I was so impacted.
868
00:28:49,295 --> 00:28:50,262
I needed that.
869
00:28:50,363 --> 00:28:52,565
Particularly, I
needed queer icons, as
870
00:28:52,665 --> 00:28:54,767
a rural, queer, religious kid.
871
00:28:54,867 --> 00:28:57,136
[cheering, applause]
872
00:28:57,236 --> 00:29:01,674
So you know, when I sing
"You and Me on the Rock,"
873
00:29:01,774 --> 00:29:03,509
it's a take on a
Sunday school lesson.
874
00:29:03,609 --> 00:29:06,445
And I know that it's
about me marrying
875
00:29:06,545 --> 00:29:08,114
the love of my life,
my wife, Catherine,
876
00:29:08,247 --> 00:29:09,382
and having these
two little girls.
877
00:29:09,482 --> 00:29:11,384
And I know that
that's not exactly
878
00:29:11,484 --> 00:29:13,653
what Sunday school
had in mind for me,
879
00:29:13,753 --> 00:29:15,354
but I do think it's what--
880
00:29:15,454 --> 00:29:17,123
I do think it's what god
had in mind for me, and--
881
00:29:17,256 --> 00:29:18,124
TREVOR NOAH: I love that.
882
00:29:18,257 --> 00:29:19,792
[cheering, applause]
883
00:29:19,892 --> 00:29:20,893
I cannot wait to hear this.
884
00:29:20,993 --> 00:29:22,261
Thank you so much for
joining on the show.
885
00:29:22,294 --> 00:29:23,429
Thank you for being here.
886
00:29:23,529 --> 00:29:25,064
I really, really
appreciate you.
887
00:29:25,164 --> 00:29:27,099
Everybody, Brandi Carlile.
888
00:29:27,199 --> 00:29:28,934
In the Canyon Haze
is available now,
889
00:29:29,035 --> 00:29:30,336
but stick around,
because after the break,
890
00:29:30,436 --> 00:29:31,771
we're going to get an
exclusive performance
891
00:29:31,871 --> 00:29:34,473
from Brandi Carlile and her
wife for the first time.
892
00:29:34,573 --> 00:29:36,676
You don't want to miss it.
893
00:29:45,597 --> 00:29:47,499
[cheering]
894
00:29:47,599 --> 00:29:48,900
NOAH TREVOR: Welcome
back to today's show
895
00:29:49,001 --> 00:29:52,537
now to perform "You And Me On
The Rock," from her new album
896
00:29:52,638 --> 00:29:54,206
In the Canyon Haze,
please welcome
897
00:29:54,306 --> 00:29:57,876
back Brandi Carlile featuring
her wife, Catherine Carlile.
898
00:29:57,976 --> 00:29:59,277
[applause]
899
00:29:59,378 --> 00:30:00,979
[MUSIC PLAYING -
BRANDI CARLISLE,
900
00:30:01,079 --> 00:30:02,948
"YOU AND ME ON THE ROCK"]
901
00:30:03,048 --> 00:30:04,149
BRANDI CARLILE:
(SINGING) They build
902
00:30:04,249 --> 00:30:07,986
wooden houses on frozen
ponds in the summertime,
903
00:30:08,086 --> 00:30:09,655
when the water's gone.
904
00:30:09,755 --> 00:30:13,025
Diagonal lines in the
rolled-out lawns, and the sage
905
00:30:13,125 --> 00:30:15,427
always smells so pretty.
906
00:30:15,527 --> 00:30:18,764
But nobody cares where the
birds have gone when the rain
907
00:30:18,864 --> 00:30:21,166
comes down on Babylon.
908
00:30:21,266 --> 00:30:23,969
The stonemason's phone
rings all day long,
909
00:30:24,069 --> 00:30:26,138
and you got to get
back to the city.
910
00:30:26,238 --> 00:30:27,139
[harmonizing]
911
00:30:27,239 --> 00:30:28,407
BRANDI AND CATHERINE
CARLILE: I build
912
00:30:28,507 --> 00:30:32,678
my house up on this rock,
baby, every day with you.
913
00:30:32,778 --> 00:30:36,982
There's nothing in that town
I need after everything we've
914
00:30:37,082 --> 00:30:38,750
been through.
915
00:30:38,850 --> 00:30:43,655
Me out in my garden and
you out on your walk
916
00:30:43,755 --> 00:30:47,059
is all the distance
this poor girl can take
917
00:30:47,192 --> 00:30:50,395
without listening to you talk.
918
00:30:50,495 --> 00:30:52,931
I don't need their money, baby.
919
00:30:53,031 --> 00:30:59,571
BRANDI CARLILE: Just
you and me on the rock.
920
00:31:00,672 --> 00:31:03,041
I built paper planes
when I learned to fly,
921
00:31:03,208 --> 00:31:06,211
like a 747 falling
out of the sky.
922
00:31:06,278 --> 00:31:09,381
I folded them crooked and
now I'm wondering why I could
923
00:31:09,481 --> 00:31:11,917
always end up in the water.
924
00:31:12,017 --> 00:31:14,686
But nobody's asking why
is she looking so thin?
925
00:31:14,786 --> 00:31:17,789
Was she laughing too hard
while she's drinking again?
926
00:31:17,889 --> 00:31:20,359
A fall in store,
she's a paper plane,
927
00:31:20,459 --> 00:31:22,594
and she was going down
when you caught her.
928
00:31:22,694 --> 00:31:23,595
[harmonizing]
929
00:31:23,695 --> 00:31:24,863
BRANDI AND CATHERINE
CARLILE: I build
930
00:31:24,963 --> 00:31:29,234
my house up on this rock,
baby, every day with you.
931
00:31:29,334 --> 00:31:33,505
There's nothing in that town
I need after everything we've
932
00:31:33,605 --> 00:31:35,340
been through.
933
00:31:35,440 --> 00:31:40,278
Me out in my garden and
you out on your walk
934
00:31:40,379 --> 00:31:43,715
is all the distance
this poor girl can take
935
00:31:43,815 --> 00:31:47,085
without listening to you talk.
936
00:31:47,185 --> 00:31:49,655
I don't need their money, baby.
937
00:31:49,755 --> 00:31:53,959
BRANDI CARLILE: Just
and you me on the rock.
938
00:31:54,059 --> 00:31:56,962
It's an earthquake.
939
00:31:57,062 --> 00:32:01,933
It's a hard wind It's
a record-breaking tide
940
00:32:02,034 --> 00:32:05,470
and it is a rolling in.
941
00:32:05,570 --> 00:32:10,342
It's a big scene, but it
can't hurt you and me.
942
00:32:10,442 --> 00:32:17,416
It's just a water
view, water view.
943
00:32:21,653 --> 00:32:24,256
I don't need their money, baby.
944
00:32:24,356 --> 00:32:27,526
CATHERINE CARLILE: I don't
need their money, baby.
945
00:32:27,626 --> 00:32:30,262
BRANDI CARLILE: It's
you and me on the rock.
946
00:32:30,362 --> 00:32:31,630
CATHERINE CARLILE:
It's you and me.
947
00:32:31,730 --> 00:32:33,065
BRANDI CARLILE:
It's you and me.
948
00:32:33,231 --> 00:32:34,333
[harmonizing]
949
00:32:34,433 --> 00:32:40,672
BRANDI AND CATHERINE CARLILE:
You and me on the rock.
950
00:32:40,772 --> 00:32:44,710
I built my house up on
this rock, baby, every day
951
00:32:44,810 --> 00:32:46,311
with you.
952
00:32:46,411 --> 00:32:50,916
There's nothing in that town
I need after everything we've
953
00:32:51,016 --> 00:32:52,851
been through.
954
00:32:52,951 --> 00:32:58,023
Me out in my garden and
you out on your walk
955
00:32:58,190 --> 00:33:01,493
is all the distance
this old girl can take
956
00:33:01,593 --> 00:33:04,997
without listening to you talk.
957
00:33:05,097 --> 00:33:07,566
I don't need their money, baby.
958
00:33:07,666 --> 00:33:13,605
BRANDI CARLILE: Just
you and me on the rock.
959
00:33:13,705 --> 00:33:19,244
Just you and me on the rock.
960
00:33:19,344 --> 00:33:20,979
I don't need their money, baby.
961
00:33:21,079 --> 00:33:25,217
CATHERINE CARLILE: I don't
need their money, baby.
962
00:33:25,283 --> 00:33:28,086
BRANDI CARLILE: It's
you and me on the rock.
963
00:33:28,220 --> 00:33:29,254
CATHERINE CARLILE:
It's you and me.
964
00:33:29,354 --> 00:33:30,589
BRANDI CARLILE: Oh,
it's you and me.
965
00:33:30,689 --> 00:33:31,590
[harmonizing]
966
00:33:31,690 --> 00:33:37,129
Yout and me on the rock.
967
00:33:37,229 --> 00:33:43,368
You and me on the rock.
968
00:33:43,468 --> 00:33:46,538
[applause]
969
00:33:50,576 --> 00:33:54,614
[applause]
970
00:33:54,714 --> 00:33:56,182
Well, that's our show
for tonight, everybody.
971
00:33:56,282 --> 00:33:57,316
Thank you so much
for tuning in.
972
00:33:57,416 --> 00:33:59,051
But before we go, I just
wanted to remind you,
973
00:33:59,151 --> 00:34:01,220
please consider supporting
the Violence Intervention
974
00:34:01,320 --> 00:34:02,455
Program in New York City.
975
00:34:02,555 --> 00:34:03,956
They work within
Latino communities
976
00:34:04,056 --> 00:34:05,725
to end domestic
and sexual violence
977
00:34:05,825 --> 00:34:08,060
by providing emergency
shelter, advocacy
978
00:34:08,160 --> 00:34:09,595
for long-term
economic stability,
979
00:34:09,695 --> 00:34:11,597
and healing for survivors
and their children.
980
00:34:11,697 --> 00:34:12,832
So if you want to
support their work,
981
00:34:12,932 --> 00:34:14,533
then please donate
at the link below.
982
00:34:14,634 --> 00:34:16,435
Until next time,
stay safe out there.
983
00:34:16,535 --> 00:34:19,505
And remember, if you
need some extra cash
984
00:34:19,605 --> 00:34:22,875
to pay for your returns,
just ask a Girl Scout.
985
00:34:22,975 --> 00:34:24,777
Now, here it is,
your moment of zen.
986
00:34:24,877 --> 00:34:26,045
[applause]
987
00:34:26,145 --> 00:34:27,613
I have the New York nose.
988
00:34:27,713 --> 00:34:29,181
Maybe I have a New York nose.
989
00:34:29,282 --> 00:34:33,552
Listen, someone has used this
as a urinal, because I can--
990
00:34:33,653 --> 00:34:34,754
I can clearly smell it.
991
00:34:34,854 --> 00:34:36,589
You're tired of the smell.
Come here.
992
00:34:36,689 --> 00:34:37,690
I want you to smell this.
993
00:34:37,790 --> 00:34:39,225
You smell that fragrance?
994
00:34:39,325 --> 00:34:40,393
You know that?
995
00:34:40,493 --> 00:34:41,394
See that?
996
00:34:41,494 --> 00:34:42,528
[laughs]
997
00:34:42,628 --> 00:34:44,764
The number one thing I
smell right now is pot.
998
00:34:44,864 --> 00:34:46,165
Because I smell some weed.
999
00:34:46,265 --> 00:34:50,736
Someone is smoking-- [laughs]
someone is smoking some--
1000
00:34:50,836 --> 00:34:53,239
[laughs]
1001
00:34:53,339 --> 00:34:54,240
You smell that?
1002
00:34:54,340 --> 00:34:56,342
You smell that, Marsha?