1 00:00:00,534 --> 00:00:02,069 [music playing] 2 00:00:02,169 --> 00:00:03,437 ANNOUNCER: Coming to you from New 3 00:00:03,537 --> 00:00:07,674 York City, the only city in America, it's The Daily Show. 4 00:00:07,774 --> 00:00:10,310 Tonight, Britain's prime minister 5 00:00:10,410 --> 00:00:17,050 is in trouble, the end of free return, and Brandi Carlile. 6 00:00:17,150 --> 00:00:23,724 This is The Daily Show with Trevor Noah. 7 00:00:24,725 --> 00:00:31,265 [music playing and cheering] 8 00:00:33,967 --> 00:00:36,270 Welcome, everybody. welcome to The Daily Show. 9 00:00:36,370 --> 00:00:37,271 I'm Trevor Noah. 10 00:00:37,371 --> 00:00:38,972 Thank you so much for tuning in. 11 00:00:39,072 --> 00:00:41,074 Thank you for coming out in person. 12 00:00:41,175 --> 00:00:43,043 Thank you for being here. 13 00:00:43,143 --> 00:00:45,045 Look at this, wow! 14 00:00:45,145 --> 00:00:46,146 Oh, it's just amazing. 15 00:00:46,246 --> 00:00:47,147 Take a seat. 16 00:00:47,247 --> 00:00:48,482 Let's do this, everybody. 17 00:00:48,582 --> 00:00:49,583 Oh, I can feel it. 18 00:00:49,683 --> 00:00:51,185 We're going to have a great show tonight. 19 00:00:51,285 --> 00:00:53,420 Slapping is going professional. 20 00:00:53,520 --> 00:00:55,189 The Girl Scouts are balling out, 21 00:00:55,289 --> 00:00:57,424 and England is having buyer's remorse. 22 00:00:57,524 --> 00:00:59,359 Plus, here to talk about her new album 23 00:00:59,459 --> 00:01:01,828 and perform a song from it, Brandi Carlile is joining us 24 00:01:01,929 --> 00:01:02,829 on the show, everybody. 25 00:01:02,930 --> 00:01:03,964 [cheering] 26 00:01:04,064 --> 00:01:05,566 So let's do this, people. 27 00:01:05,666 --> 00:01:07,134 Let's jump straight into today's headlines. 28 00:01:07,234 --> 00:01:13,774 [music playing] 29 00:01:14,908 --> 00:01:16,276 All right, before we get into the big stories, 30 00:01:16,376 --> 00:01:18,779 let's catch up on a few other things going on in the world, 31 00:01:18,879 --> 00:01:21,648 starting with big news coming out of the world of sports. 32 00:01:21,748 --> 00:01:25,352 The NFL has announced that for the first time ever, 33 00:01:25,452 --> 00:01:28,088 the league will schedule a game on the day 34 00:01:28,121 --> 00:01:30,490 after Thanksgiving, a.k.a. 35 00:01:30,591 --> 00:01:32,092 Black Friday. [laughter] 36 00:01:32,159 --> 00:01:33,427 Yeah. 37 00:01:33,527 --> 00:01:35,095 And I'm surprised that they're doing this because I thought 38 00:01:35,128 --> 00:01:36,864 that the NFL would be busy on Black Friday, 39 00:01:36,964 --> 00:01:39,566 scouting Walmart for new talent, you know? 40 00:01:39,666 --> 00:01:40,701 [laughter] 41 00:01:40,801 --> 00:01:42,135 If that grandma would just tackle that kid. 42 00:01:42,236 --> 00:01:45,005 let's get her a two-year deal. 43 00:01:45,105 --> 00:01:47,574 Also, I love how the league made this big announcement 44 00:01:47,674 --> 00:01:48,709 like it's a genius idea. 45 00:01:48,809 --> 00:01:49,743 Wow, football on a Friday. 46 00:01:49,843 --> 00:01:51,445 Yeah, it's football. Put it on any day. 47 00:01:51,545 --> 00:01:52,646 It works. 48 00:01:52,746 --> 00:01:53,914 It's football. 49 00:01:54,014 --> 00:01:56,717 It's like, ooh, sex on a Tuesday, yeah, brilliant idea. 50 00:01:56,817 --> 00:01:57,718 It's good whenever. 51 00:01:57,818 --> 00:01:59,553 Don't overthink it. 52 00:01:59,653 --> 00:02:03,223 In money news, the US Mint is about to release new quarters 53 00:02:03,323 --> 00:02:06,226 featuring 1930s actress Anna May 54 00:02:06,326 --> 00:02:08,562 Wong, the first Asian-American to ever 55 00:02:08,662 --> 00:02:10,330 appear on American currency. 56 00:02:10,430 --> 00:02:11,331 Yeah. 57 00:02:11,431 --> 00:02:14,234 [cheering and applause] 58 00:02:14,334 --> 00:02:16,803 Which-- which is great news for representation 59 00:02:16,904 --> 00:02:20,607 and great news for bad tippers. 60 00:02:20,707 --> 00:02:22,576 It's going to be like, you only tipped me a quarter? 61 00:02:22,676 --> 00:02:23,977 It's like, wow, OK. 62 00:02:24,077 --> 00:02:25,379 I didn't know I was dealing with a racist. 63 00:02:25,479 --> 00:02:27,347 [laughter] 64 00:02:27,447 --> 00:02:29,850 Which quarter? 65 00:02:29,950 --> 00:02:33,720 In international news, British Prime Minister Liz Truss 66 00:02:33,820 --> 00:02:37,357 is now officially the lowest polling prime minister 67 00:02:37,457 --> 00:02:41,361 in British history and is now in danger of losing 68 00:02:41,461 --> 00:02:43,564 her job after only six weeks. 69 00:02:43,664 --> 00:02:44,665 Yeah. 70 00:02:44,765 --> 00:02:47,434 When asked for comments, she said, any woman 71 00:02:47,534 --> 00:02:48,535 can break the glass ceiling. 72 00:02:48,635 --> 00:02:50,270 I'm proud to have shattered the glass floor. 73 00:02:50,370 --> 00:02:52,005 [laughter] 74 00:02:52,105 --> 00:02:54,007 All right, let's move on to some of the biggest stories 75 00:02:54,107 --> 00:02:55,275 of the day, starting with the Girl 76 00:02:55,375 --> 00:02:58,712 Scouts of the USA, the Sinaloa Cartel of baked goods. 77 00:02:58,812 --> 00:03:01,114 After years of struggling with falling membership and sinking 78 00:03:01,215 --> 00:03:03,884 revenues, one Girl Scout has stepped in 79 00:03:04,051 --> 00:03:05,786 with the ultimate good deed. 80 00:03:05,886 --> 00:03:08,055 The Girl Scouts of the USA just 81 00:03:08,155 --> 00:03:11,758 received their largest donation ever by a single person. 82 00:03:11,859 --> 00:03:14,061 Billionaire philanthropist Mackenzie Scott 83 00:03:14,094 --> 00:03:17,831 just donated $84.5 million to the organization. 84 00:03:17,931 --> 00:03:20,534 The Girl Scouts leadership says that the money will 85 00:03:20,634 --> 00:03:22,603 help them recover from the pandemic, 86 00:03:22,703 --> 00:03:24,137 which drove down membership. 87 00:03:24,238 --> 00:03:26,940 Scott has donated some $12 billion 88 00:03:27,074 --> 00:03:29,810 to charities since 2019. 89 00:03:29,910 --> 00:03:31,512 Wow. 90 00:03:31,612 --> 00:03:32,613 Wow. 91 00:03:32,713 --> 00:03:34,748 Thanks to Mackenzie Scott, the Girl Scouts 92 00:03:34,848 --> 00:03:38,819 are now balling out of control, which is great. 93 00:03:38,919 --> 00:03:40,087 It really is great. 94 00:03:40,187 --> 00:03:42,322 Because the Girl Scouts do an amazing job of training 95 00:03:42,422 --> 00:03:44,958 a new generation of leaders, providing a community. 96 00:03:45,092 --> 00:03:46,093 Although, I will say they've got 97 00:03:46,126 --> 00:03:48,128 to be careful because this kind of money 98 00:03:48,228 --> 00:03:50,464 could easily change your vibe. 99 00:03:50,564 --> 00:03:52,666 Yeah, this year, they're earning badges for computer 100 00:03:52,766 --> 00:03:54,501 coding and rock climbing. 101 00:03:54,601 --> 00:03:56,770 Next year, it's going to be badges for Cristal 102 00:03:56,870 --> 00:03:58,839 popping and tax evasion. 103 00:03:58,939 --> 00:04:00,274 This will be like, Meredith, for discovering 104 00:04:00,374 --> 00:04:02,075 that the Cayman Islands are superior to Panama, 105 00:04:02,176 --> 00:04:04,044 we award you this. 106 00:04:04,144 --> 00:04:05,179 Obviously, I'm joking. I'm joking. 107 00:04:05,279 --> 00:04:06,380 All right? 108 00:04:06,480 --> 00:04:07,814 The girls are still going to be selling cookies. 109 00:04:07,915 --> 00:04:09,049 They're just going to be doing it out 110 00:04:09,149 --> 00:04:10,384 of the back of a Bentley now. 111 00:04:10,484 --> 00:04:11,385 [laughter] 112 00:04:11,485 --> 00:04:12,586 Just like, buy them or not. 113 00:04:12,686 --> 00:04:14,288 We don't carry either way, you broke ass bitch! 114 00:04:14,388 --> 00:04:19,526 [laughter and applause] 115 00:04:19,626 --> 00:04:22,229 And as for Mackenzie Scott, how can 116 00:04:22,329 --> 00:04:24,064 you not love this woman, huh? 117 00:04:24,164 --> 00:04:27,467 Because she's exposing what billionaires don't want you 118 00:04:27,568 --> 00:04:29,736 to realize, that billionaires are always like, 119 00:04:29,837 --> 00:04:32,239 if you raise my taxes even a little bit, 120 00:04:32,339 --> 00:04:34,541 how will I have the money to feed 121 00:04:34,641 --> 00:04:36,910 all of my private jets, huh? 122 00:04:37,077 --> 00:04:38,312 But think about it. 123 00:04:38,412 --> 00:04:40,247 Mackenzie Scott has only been a billionaire for three years, 124 00:04:40,347 --> 00:04:43,517 and she's already given away $10 billion, 125 00:04:43,617 --> 00:04:46,086 more than her ex Jeff Bezos has given away 126 00:04:46,186 --> 00:04:47,588 his entire life, his entire life. 127 00:04:47,688 --> 00:04:49,456 [cheering and applause] 128 00:04:49,556 --> 00:04:50,724 And get this. 129 00:04:50,824 --> 00:04:51,725 And get this. 130 00:04:51,825 --> 00:04:53,360 She's still a billionaire. 131 00:04:53,460 --> 00:04:54,828 Don't forget that. 132 00:04:54,928 --> 00:04:56,697 Yeah, it just goes to show how much good you can do when 133 00:04:56,797 --> 00:04:58,098 your main priority isn't going to space 134 00:04:58,131 --> 00:04:59,166 in a giant metal penis. 135 00:04:59,266 --> 00:05:00,367 There are things you can do. 136 00:05:00,467 --> 00:05:02,769 [laughter and applause] 137 00:05:02,870 --> 00:05:04,805 Anyway, let's move on. 138 00:05:04,905 --> 00:05:06,807 Let's move on to some big sports news. 139 00:05:06,907 --> 00:05:10,210 For decades, boxing dominated the world of prizefighting. 140 00:05:10,310 --> 00:05:12,546 Then MMA came along with a roundhouse kick 141 00:05:12,646 --> 00:05:14,147 and became a worldwide phenomenon. 142 00:05:14,248 --> 00:05:18,185 And now we might be witnessing the birth of a new era. 143 00:05:18,285 --> 00:05:20,354 Slap fighting, it's become a viral sensation 144 00:05:20,454 --> 00:05:21,655 over the past few years. 145 00:05:21,755 --> 00:05:25,158 And now UFC President Dana White is starting a league. 146 00:05:25,259 --> 00:05:26,927 He got approval yesterday for it 147 00:05:27,060 --> 00:05:29,796 to be a licensed athletic competition in Nevada. 148 00:05:29,897 --> 00:05:32,866 His power slap league will be regulated by the Nevada 149 00:05:32,966 --> 00:05:34,401 State Athletic Commission. 150 00:05:34,501 --> 00:05:36,069 And as you can guess, slap fighting 151 00:05:36,103 --> 00:05:38,071 features to competitors across from one 152 00:05:38,172 --> 00:05:40,374 another throwing slaps with open hands 153 00:05:40,474 --> 00:05:41,875 to each other's faces. 154 00:05:41,975 --> 00:05:44,645 Ah, the sport has been around for several years, 155 00:05:44,745 --> 00:05:48,182 but never regulated until now. 156 00:05:48,282 --> 00:05:49,283 Yeah. 157 00:05:49,383 --> 00:05:50,417 Yeah, that's right. 158 00:05:50,517 --> 00:05:55,856 Slapping is about to become an official sport. 159 00:05:55,956 --> 00:05:58,091 And those big dudes might be the champs for now, 160 00:05:58,125 --> 00:05:59,793 but it's only a matter of time before the sport 161 00:05:59,893 --> 00:06:02,829 is dominated by immigrant moms-- feet on the couch! 162 00:06:02,930 --> 00:06:04,431 Feet on the couch! 163 00:06:04,531 --> 00:06:05,899 Aah! 164 00:06:06,033 --> 00:06:06,900 Ah. 165 00:06:07,034 --> 00:06:11,338 [laughter and applause] 166 00:06:11,438 --> 00:06:12,773 And I don't know about you. 167 00:06:12,873 --> 00:06:13,907 I don't know about you, but I am 168 00:06:14,041 --> 00:06:16,310 excited to see how the Nevada Athletic 169 00:06:16,410 --> 00:06:19,847 Commission plans to regulate the rules of the sport. 170 00:06:19,947 --> 00:06:22,316 Are you allowed to flinch? 171 00:06:22,416 --> 00:06:23,917 Can I use my moves from school? 172 00:06:24,051 --> 00:06:25,886 Eh, eh, eh, eh, eh. 173 00:06:26,053 --> 00:06:27,254 Is Will Smith the reigning champ? 174 00:06:27,354 --> 00:06:28,255 Is that how it works? 175 00:06:28,355 --> 00:06:31,525 [laughter and applause] 176 00:06:31,625 --> 00:06:34,261 You know what I would propose, 177 00:06:34,361 --> 00:06:36,363 I would propose to make the sport more exciting? 178 00:06:36,463 --> 00:06:38,198 You know how in wrestling, they trash 179 00:06:38,298 --> 00:06:39,566 talk to get people going? 180 00:06:39,666 --> 00:06:41,568 And then in boxing, they do the weigh in, where they challenge 181 00:06:41,668 --> 00:06:42,569 each other and say things. 182 00:06:42,669 --> 00:06:43,871 What they should do for slap fighting 183 00:06:43,971 --> 00:06:45,405 is they should have each fight to say 184 00:06:45,506 --> 00:06:48,208 something first that warrants them getting slapped. 185 00:06:48,308 --> 00:06:50,878 Just like, I never liked your mother's cooking. 186 00:06:50,978 --> 00:06:51,879 Oh. 187 00:06:51,979 --> 00:06:54,248 Bop! 188 00:06:54,348 --> 00:06:56,250 And by the way, by the way, I like 189 00:06:56,350 --> 00:06:58,852 that there are more and more sports that 190 00:06:58,952 --> 00:07:02,122 divorced men can excel at-- 191 00:07:02,222 --> 00:07:05,759 getting slapped, eating 100 hot dogs. 192 00:07:05,859 --> 00:07:07,728 You realize we're basically two weeks away from there being 193 00:07:07,828 --> 00:07:09,530 a sport that's just sleeping on your friend's pullout 194 00:07:09,630 --> 00:07:10,898 couch, right? 195 00:07:11,031 --> 00:07:12,666 It's just four days, and he's still on the couch, people. 196 00:07:12,766 --> 00:07:13,734 This is why he's the GOAT. 197 00:07:13,834 --> 00:07:15,769 Can you see this? 198 00:07:15,869 --> 00:07:17,504 And before, you were one of those people who's like, 199 00:07:17,604 --> 00:07:19,106 "you know, this is a bizarre idea for a sport. 200 00:07:19,206 --> 00:07:20,240 Is it really a sport?" 201 00:07:20,340 --> 00:07:22,876 Every sport sounds ridiculous when you first 202 00:07:23,043 --> 00:07:24,144 hear about it, all right? 203 00:07:24,244 --> 00:07:25,145 I mean, it's not a real sport. 204 00:07:25,245 --> 00:07:26,446 Every sport is not a real sport. 205 00:07:26,547 --> 00:07:30,617 Pick any sport, any sport, like NASCAR, huh? 206 00:07:30,717 --> 00:07:32,085 Imagine that first conversation. 207 00:07:32,186 --> 00:07:35,622 "So we're all going to drive really fast in a big circle?" 208 00:07:35,722 --> 00:07:36,623 [laughter] 209 00:07:36,723 --> 00:07:37,624 Yeah. 210 00:07:37,724 --> 00:07:38,825 Yeah. 211 00:07:38,926 --> 00:07:41,495 But what if I lose control and crash into the wall? 212 00:07:41,595 --> 00:07:43,230 Well, that's what we're all hoping for. 213 00:07:43,330 --> 00:07:44,965 [laughter] 214 00:07:45,065 --> 00:07:47,234 All right, and finally, everyone 215 00:07:47,334 --> 00:07:48,569 knows that the internet has made 216 00:07:48,669 --> 00:07:50,304 shopping easier than ever. 217 00:07:50,404 --> 00:07:51,972 You know, sometimes I get packages 218 00:07:52,072 --> 00:07:53,574 without even ordering. 219 00:07:53,674 --> 00:07:54,975 Yeah. 220 00:07:55,075 --> 00:07:56,577 I mean, sure, they accidentally put the boxes on my neighbor's 221 00:07:56,677 --> 00:07:58,579 stoop, but hey, it's free. I can't complain. 222 00:07:58,679 --> 00:08:01,315 But this year, this year, it looks 223 00:08:01,415 --> 00:08:04,918 like online shopping will be a little less easy than before. 224 00:08:05,018 --> 00:08:07,120 Well, as holiday shopping season approaches, 225 00:08:07,221 --> 00:08:08,822 you might need to find something a little bit 226 00:08:08,922 --> 00:08:10,090 different this year. 227 00:08:10,190 --> 00:08:14,061 Returning gifts may not be so easy or cheap anymore. 228 00:08:14,161 --> 00:08:15,596 Buyers beware. 229 00:08:15,696 --> 00:08:18,832 Free returns may soon be a thing of the past. 230 00:08:18,932 --> 00:08:21,168 The cost of returns is becoming 231 00:08:21,268 --> 00:08:24,104 so astronomical for retailers. 232 00:08:24,204 --> 00:08:26,607 Right now, they have no choice but to pass 233 00:08:26,707 --> 00:08:28,809 that cost on to the consumer. 234 00:08:28,909 --> 00:08:30,644 NEWS REPORTER: One reason for the new return fees 235 00:08:30,744 --> 00:08:33,213 is an increase in what's called bracketing. 236 00:08:33,313 --> 00:08:35,782 That's when a consumer buys the same clothes 237 00:08:35,883 --> 00:08:38,619 in several different sizes and colors with plans 238 00:08:38,719 --> 00:08:40,854 to return what they no longer want. 239 00:08:40,954 --> 00:08:45,292 The National Retail Federation reports $218 billion 240 00:08:45,392 --> 00:08:48,829 worth of online purchases were returned in 2021. 241 00:08:48,929 --> 00:08:51,899 That is more than double the amount in 2020. 242 00:08:52,065 --> 00:08:54,301 As a result, some major retailers 243 00:08:54,401 --> 00:08:56,737 are now adjusting their return policies, 244 00:08:56,837 --> 00:09:00,007 including H&M, which is now testing a return 245 00:09:00,073 --> 00:09:02,042 fee in certain places. 246 00:09:02,142 --> 00:09:03,677 No. 247 00:09:03,777 --> 00:09:06,213 No, no, no, no. 248 00:09:06,313 --> 00:09:07,214 AUDIENCE: No. 249 00:09:07,314 --> 00:09:09,716 No. 250 00:09:09,816 --> 00:09:11,451 How are you going to charge people for returns? 251 00:09:11,552 --> 00:09:13,153 If I want to make a rash decision on a whim 252 00:09:13,253 --> 00:09:14,421 and then change my mind, I shouldn't 253 00:09:14,521 --> 00:09:15,489 have to pay a price for it. 254 00:09:15,589 --> 00:09:17,057 That's the whole point of America, huh? 255 00:09:17,157 --> 00:09:18,825 [cheering and applause] 256 00:09:18,926 --> 00:09:21,428 That's what this great nation is about. 257 00:09:21,528 --> 00:09:22,596 You can make decisions. 258 00:09:22,696 --> 00:09:24,031 I think I'd look good in this jacket. 259 00:09:24,097 --> 00:09:25,299 You know what? Never mind. 260 00:09:25,399 --> 00:09:26,366 I think I'd look good in Iraq. 261 00:09:26,466 --> 00:09:27,334 You know what? 262 00:09:27,434 --> 00:09:29,803 Never mind. 263 00:09:29,903 --> 00:09:31,171 And you know who I blame for this? 264 00:09:31,271 --> 00:09:32,472 I blame the Democrats. 265 00:09:32,573 --> 00:09:33,740 Yeah. 266 00:09:33,841 --> 00:09:35,609 They should have codified the right to free returns 267 00:09:35,709 --> 00:09:37,144 when they had a supermajority. 268 00:09:37,244 --> 00:09:38,378 You could have done it, Nancy. 269 00:09:38,478 --> 00:09:42,049 [cheering and applause] 270 00:09:42,115 --> 00:09:44,585 I don't want to lose free internet returns. 271 00:09:44,685 --> 00:09:45,919 Because you realize what that means. 272 00:09:46,053 --> 00:09:48,655 That means you're going to have to go back to the old way. 273 00:09:48,755 --> 00:09:51,491 Now, you remember the old way, where if you wanted to return 274 00:09:51,592 --> 00:09:55,495 a shirt, you'd have to drive all the way to the store, 275 00:09:55,596 --> 00:09:58,098 and to wait in line, and then to look the cashier in the eye 276 00:09:58,198 --> 00:10:00,234 and try to convince them that the shirt was already 277 00:10:00,334 --> 00:10:01,401 burnt when you bought it. 278 00:10:01,502 --> 00:10:02,402 [laughter] 279 00:10:02,503 --> 00:10:06,006 Balenciaga made it like this. 280 00:10:06,106 --> 00:10:07,741 Actually, you know what? 281 00:10:07,841 --> 00:10:09,776 I blame the clothing stores for all these returns, 282 00:10:09,877 --> 00:10:11,445 in the first place. WOMAN: Yup, yeah. 283 00:10:11,545 --> 00:10:12,779 Yeah. 284 00:10:12,880 --> 00:10:15,249 We wouldn't be forced to order all these different sizes 285 00:10:15,349 --> 00:10:18,218 if each clothing store didn't choose to have 286 00:10:18,318 --> 00:10:19,786 their own sizing system. 287 00:10:19,887 --> 00:10:23,090 [cheering and applause] 288 00:10:23,190 --> 00:10:25,492 In some stores, oh, you're a medium. 289 00:10:25,592 --> 00:10:27,160 Then you go to another store. Now you're a 6. 290 00:10:27,261 --> 00:10:28,629 Then in some stores, they're like, if you're 291 00:10:28,729 --> 00:10:30,664 usually a medium, you probably want to go with a large. 292 00:10:30,764 --> 00:10:32,799 Then just call it a large! 293 00:10:32,900 --> 00:10:33,901 Our sizes run small. 294 00:10:34,001 --> 00:10:35,169 Then why don't you make that a medium? 295 00:10:35,269 --> 00:10:37,237 What are you doing? 296 00:10:37,337 --> 00:10:38,639 Can you imagine if I owned a pizza store, 297 00:10:38,739 --> 00:10:39,806 and you order a large pie, and then 298 00:10:39,907 --> 00:10:40,941 I came out with one slice. 299 00:10:41,041 --> 00:10:42,342 And I was like, oh yeah, I forgot to tell you, 300 00:10:42,442 --> 00:10:43,544 our pie is run small. 301 00:10:43,644 --> 00:10:45,045 [laughter and applause] 302 00:10:45,145 --> 00:10:46,380 I bet you now that conversation would 303 00:10:46,480 --> 00:10:51,185 end with a championship slap fight, ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah. 304 00:10:51,285 --> 00:10:52,853 All right, that's it for the headlines. 305 00:10:52,953 --> 00:10:54,154 But before we go to break, let's 306 00:10:54,254 --> 00:10:55,455 check in on traffic with our very 307 00:10:55,556 --> 00:10:57,090 own Roy Wood, Jr., everybody. 308 00:10:57,191 --> 00:10:59,059 [cheering and applause] 309 00:10:59,159 --> 00:11:01,528 Come on, cow, come on, come on, come on. 310 00:11:01,628 --> 00:11:02,496 Get out of there. 311 00:11:02,596 --> 00:11:03,964 Get out of there, cow. 312 00:11:04,064 --> 00:11:05,465 Get out of there, cow. Get! 313 00:11:05,566 --> 00:11:06,466 Dip. Dip. 314 00:11:06,567 --> 00:11:08,068 There you go. There you go, cow. 315 00:11:08,135 --> 00:11:09,436 Get up out of that. 316 00:11:09,536 --> 00:11:10,571 Get up out of that, boy. 317 00:11:10,671 --> 00:11:11,705 Get up out of that, roughing up folks. 318 00:11:11,805 --> 00:11:12,706 There you go. There you go. 319 00:11:12,806 --> 00:11:14,842 Dip, dog, yeah. 320 00:11:14,942 --> 00:11:16,410 Roy, what-- what are you doing? 321 00:11:16,510 --> 00:11:17,744 Oh, there's the traffic. 322 00:11:17,845 --> 00:11:19,613 It was-- that's some of the traffic that was happening. 323 00:11:19,713 --> 00:11:20,747 No, no, no. 324 00:11:20,848 --> 00:11:21,748 TREVOR NOAH: I feel like you're watching a cow. 325 00:11:21,849 --> 00:11:22,749 Is that cow being chased by the cops? 326 00:11:22,850 --> 00:11:23,784 What's happening there? 327 00:11:23,884 --> 00:11:24,751 I don't know, but I'm rooting for him. 328 00:11:24,852 --> 00:11:26,653 [laughter] 329 00:11:26,753 --> 00:11:27,855 He be running, but we'll do-- we'll 330 00:11:27,955 --> 00:11:28,956 do the rest of your traffic. 331 00:11:29,089 --> 00:11:30,824 But before I get to the rest of the traffic, 332 00:11:30,924 --> 00:11:33,994 man, let's just talk a little bit about this whole giving 333 00:11:34,094 --> 00:11:35,162 the money to the Girl Scouts. 334 00:11:35,262 --> 00:11:36,230 It's an amazing story, right? 335 00:11:36,330 --> 00:11:38,866 Mackenzie-- that $86 million. 336 00:11:38,966 --> 00:11:41,635 Yes, it's good to give away $86 million. 337 00:11:41,735 --> 00:11:42,936 But to the Girl Scouts? 338 00:11:43,103 --> 00:11:45,105 I've-- they've been making money pimping them cookies. 339 00:11:45,138 --> 00:11:46,106 They're good. 340 00:11:46,139 --> 00:11:47,140 [laughter] 341 00:11:47,241 --> 00:11:48,775 You need to get the money to the Boy Scouts. 342 00:11:48,876 --> 00:11:50,310 The Boy Scouts the one need the money. 343 00:11:50,410 --> 00:11:52,546 They've been selling popcorn for decades, 344 00:11:52,646 --> 00:11:54,114 and they still broke. 345 00:11:54,181 --> 00:11:55,115 They broke. 346 00:11:55,182 --> 00:11:56,383 The Boy Scouts need some money. 347 00:11:56,483 --> 00:11:58,886 They need some money for R&D, do the research, 348 00:11:58,986 --> 00:12:00,387 some new shit to sell. 349 00:12:00,487 --> 00:12:01,421 I bet they can make some money. 350 00:12:01,522 --> 00:12:03,156 The Boy Scouts, they need to start 351 00:12:03,257 --> 00:12:04,258 selling them e-cigarettes. 352 00:12:04,358 --> 00:12:06,627 That'll make them money. 353 00:12:06,727 --> 00:12:11,064 Oh, or-- or if the Boy Scouts sold e-cigs 354 00:12:11,131 --> 00:12:13,233 in Girl Scout cookie flavors-- 355 00:12:13,333 --> 00:12:15,802 [audience groans] 356 00:12:15,903 --> 00:12:17,471 Bitch. 357 00:12:17,571 --> 00:12:19,439 A Do-Si-Do flavored JUUL? 358 00:12:19,540 --> 00:12:20,641 Come on, dawg. 359 00:12:20,741 --> 00:12:21,942 Everybody love a thin mint. 360 00:12:22,075 --> 00:12:23,744 If you could smoke a thin mint, you telling me 361 00:12:23,844 --> 00:12:25,078 you wouldn't smoke a thin mint? 362 00:12:25,145 --> 00:12:27,281 [laughter] 363 00:12:27,381 --> 00:12:28,916 But that's cool. 364 00:12:29,082 --> 00:12:31,084 That's cool. 365 00:12:31,118 --> 00:12:32,419 Mackenzie-- Mackenzie Scott want to give 366 00:12:32,519 --> 00:12:33,820 the money to the Girl Scouts. That's cool. 367 00:12:33,921 --> 00:12:35,889 They'll be giving money to all the little individual troops, 368 00:12:35,989 --> 00:12:37,324 millions of dollars. That's the new lick. 369 00:12:37,424 --> 00:12:39,760 I started me a Girl Scout troop. 370 00:12:39,860 --> 00:12:41,261 TREVOR NOAH: Do you mean, like, you have one? 371 00:12:41,361 --> 00:12:42,996 Yeah, she going to give them boys some more money, 372 00:12:43,096 --> 00:12:44,231 and I'm going to be right there ready. 373 00:12:44,331 --> 00:12:45,599 I'm going to be registering. 374 00:12:45,699 --> 00:12:46,834 I did the paperwork all right. 375 00:12:46,934 --> 00:12:47,835 Let me talk to her real quick. 376 00:12:47,935 --> 00:12:50,137 Just to camera right there. 377 00:12:50,237 --> 00:12:52,639 Madam Mackenzie, how you doing? 378 00:12:52,739 --> 00:12:56,343 I'm Roy Wood, Jr., Girl Scout Troop Leader 6235J9. 379 00:12:56,443 --> 00:12:59,279 [laughter] 380 00:12:59,379 --> 00:13:01,915 Now, my Venmo-- my Venmo is supposed 381 00:13:02,049 --> 00:13:04,518 to be up here, if you see me. 382 00:13:04,618 --> 00:13:05,619 They'll add it later. I guess they didn't post it. 383 00:13:05,719 --> 00:13:06,553 TREVOR NOAH: No, we're not going to add it. 384 00:13:06,653 --> 00:13:07,588 Roy, just do the traffic, please. 385 00:13:07,688 --> 00:13:08,822 Stop asking-- - OK, OK. 386 00:13:08,922 --> 00:13:10,724 TREVOR NOAH: --MacKenzie Scott for money on the show. 387 00:13:10,824 --> 00:13:11,959 I'm going to do-- I'm going to do the traffic. 388 00:13:12,059 --> 00:13:12,960 You know what, man? 389 00:13:13,060 --> 00:13:14,695 Also, shout out to Anna May Wong. 390 00:13:14,795 --> 00:13:15,729 Shout out to Anna May Wong, man. 391 00:13:15,829 --> 00:13:16,730 There's an-- 392 00:13:16,830 --> 00:13:17,731 [cheering and applause] 393 00:13:17,831 --> 00:13:19,666 --Asian on the money. 394 00:13:19,766 --> 00:13:20,767 Asia's on the money, right? 395 00:13:20,868 --> 00:13:22,402 It's an Asian on the money, which is cool. 396 00:13:22,503 --> 00:13:23,604 That's a nice place to start. 397 00:13:23,704 --> 00:13:25,138 But why would you put them on a quarter? 398 00:13:25,239 --> 00:13:26,773 Put them on $1 bill. 399 00:13:26,874 --> 00:13:28,542 Put somebody on $1 bill. 400 00:13:28,642 --> 00:13:29,643 Let's be real. 401 00:13:29,743 --> 00:13:30,677 Let's be real about this shit. 402 00:13:30,777 --> 00:13:32,913 When the last time you used a quarter? 403 00:13:33,080 --> 00:13:34,181 When the last time you used a quarter? 404 00:13:34,281 --> 00:13:35,983 Soda machine? Payphone? 405 00:13:36,083 --> 00:13:37,885 Only time people use the quarter is a laundromat 406 00:13:37,985 --> 00:13:39,386 and the strip club. Everybody know that. 407 00:13:39,486 --> 00:13:40,954 That's when you-- [laughter] 408 00:13:41,088 --> 00:13:41,955 This should be easy. 409 00:13:42,089 --> 00:13:43,223 No, no, wait, wait, wait, wait. 410 00:13:43,323 --> 00:13:44,992 I get the laundry. Why would you use-- 411 00:13:45,092 --> 00:13:46,260 Don't ask me none about that on TV. 412 00:13:46,360 --> 00:13:48,896 What I'm saying is, good for Anna May Wong 413 00:13:48,996 --> 00:13:50,864 because finally, we got some more minority 414 00:13:50,964 --> 00:13:53,100 representation on American money 415 00:13:53,133 --> 00:13:55,402 just in time for Apple Pay. 416 00:13:55,502 --> 00:13:57,304 [laughter] 417 00:13:57,404 --> 00:13:58,539 - I see what you did there. - Yeah. 418 00:13:58,639 --> 00:13:59,673 Yeah. 419 00:13:59,773 --> 00:14:01,041 Oh, speaking of money, speaking of money, also, 420 00:14:01,074 --> 00:14:02,709 this whole return fee nonsense for the clothes 421 00:14:02,809 --> 00:14:03,710 and all of that. 422 00:14:03,810 --> 00:14:04,778 TREVOR NOAH: The shipping thing, right? 423 00:14:04,878 --> 00:14:05,779 Yeah, yeah, yeah. 424 00:14:05,879 --> 00:14:07,281 I don't think people should be having 425 00:14:07,381 --> 00:14:08,916 to pay these return fees-- TREVOR NOAH: Thank you, Roy. 426 00:14:09,049 --> 00:14:10,050 --to take something back. 427 00:14:10,083 --> 00:14:11,385 Them fees add up. 428 00:14:11,485 --> 00:14:12,920 I've been returning clothes for years. 429 00:14:13,053 --> 00:14:14,655 That's everything I perform in TV. 430 00:14:14,755 --> 00:14:15,756 That should go right back. 431 00:14:15,856 --> 00:14:18,258 [laughter] 432 00:14:18,358 --> 00:14:19,726 Look, I'm not even lying to you right now. 433 00:14:19,826 --> 00:14:23,297 Like, '02, '03, '04, bro', I was starving, dawg. 434 00:14:23,397 --> 00:14:24,498 I would do Conan. 435 00:14:24,598 --> 00:14:26,667 Every time I did Conan O'Brien, I would take that 436 00:14:26,767 --> 00:14:29,570 shit right back to Macy's. 437 00:14:29,670 --> 00:14:30,871 And it was perfect. It was perfect. 438 00:14:30,971 --> 00:14:32,172 It's perfect, too. 439 00:14:32,272 --> 00:14:34,374 Because, like, in LA, you could go to Macy's at 10:00 440 00:14:34,474 --> 00:14:36,276 in the morning and get your outfit for Conan. 441 00:14:36,376 --> 00:14:37,611 Conan rehearse at 2:00. 442 00:14:37,711 --> 00:14:38,612 They shoot at 5:00. 443 00:14:38,712 --> 00:14:39,880 You're done by 6:00. 444 00:14:39,980 --> 00:14:43,083 You're back in Macy's by 7:30, return your shit, then-- 445 00:14:43,116 --> 00:14:44,985 [cheering and applause] 446 00:14:45,085 --> 00:14:46,653 --you at the house, watching yourself 447 00:14:46,753 --> 00:14:49,756 perform in the clothes you don't even own no more. 448 00:14:49,857 --> 00:14:50,824 That's the move, man. 449 00:14:50,924 --> 00:14:52,826 Because also, these return fees add up. 450 00:14:52,926 --> 00:14:54,761 And I don't think we understand, like, how unfair 451 00:14:54,862 --> 00:14:56,864 it is to charge somebody money to get 452 00:14:56,964 --> 00:14:57,865 back some of their money. 453 00:14:57,965 --> 00:14:59,600 You can't do that to people. 454 00:14:59,700 --> 00:15:01,502 Circuit City, Circuit City used to do that shit to me 455 00:15:01,602 --> 00:15:03,904 back in the day with cameras, back 456 00:15:04,037 --> 00:15:05,038 in the day with Circuit City. 457 00:15:05,138 --> 00:15:06,573 Because, like, I would buy a camera for $50. 458 00:15:06,673 --> 00:15:07,674 I'd keep it for a couple of days, 459 00:15:07,774 --> 00:15:08,942 use it for a couple of shows. 460 00:15:09,042 --> 00:15:11,311 And then you go back, and they want a $50 restocking 461 00:15:11,411 --> 00:15:13,080 fee, which I didn't have, because two of the shows 462 00:15:13,180 --> 00:15:14,281 canceled. So now I'm broke. 463 00:15:14,381 --> 00:15:16,950 So now I got to go out and donate plasma four days 464 00:15:17,050 --> 00:15:18,952 in a row just to make back the food, which is illegal, 465 00:15:19,052 --> 00:15:20,187 by the way. 466 00:15:20,287 --> 00:15:21,722 You're only supposed to donate plasma twice a week. 467 00:15:21,822 --> 00:15:23,624 Supposed to take a day off in between, drink fluids. 468 00:15:23,724 --> 00:15:25,192 But I had time for that shit because I 469 00:15:25,292 --> 00:15:26,326 had to pay the restocking fee. 470 00:15:26,426 --> 00:15:28,795 So I would do all of that just to get 471 00:15:28,896 --> 00:15:31,365 the $50 to return the camera. 472 00:15:31,465 --> 00:15:33,267 Roy, Roy, Roy-- 473 00:15:33,367 --> 00:15:34,835 [laughter and applause] 474 00:15:34,935 --> 00:15:36,436 - You never-- - Wait. 475 00:15:36,537 --> 00:15:37,938 They sold their body for money. 476 00:15:38,071 --> 00:15:39,373 They understand what I'm talking about. 477 00:15:39,473 --> 00:15:41,175 Why did you need a camera for so badly 478 00:15:41,275 --> 00:15:43,377 that you were willing to do all of that? 479 00:15:43,477 --> 00:15:47,347 I had to make the audition tape to get on Conan O'Brien. 480 00:15:47,447 --> 00:15:48,382 Oh, OK. 481 00:15:48,482 --> 00:15:50,317 That seems dead-- are you healthy now? 482 00:15:50,417 --> 00:15:51,518 Does that affect you? 483 00:15:51,618 --> 00:15:53,954 No, man, I feel pretty good for the most part. 484 00:15:54,087 --> 00:15:55,956 TREVOR NOAH: All right, well, let's get to the traffic then. 485 00:15:56,089 --> 00:15:57,491 OK, I mean, I would get to the traffic. 486 00:15:57,591 --> 00:15:58,892 But I'm going to be honest with you, dawg. 487 00:15:58,992 --> 00:16:00,460 I got to get to Macy's right quick. 488 00:16:00,561 --> 00:16:02,429 [laughter] 489 00:16:02,529 --> 00:16:03,897 [cheering and applause] 490 00:16:04,031 --> 00:16:05,599 I got to get-- 491 00:16:05,699 --> 00:16:07,267 I got to get up to 57th Street. 492 00:16:07,367 --> 00:16:09,336 Roy Woo, Jr., everybody. 493 00:16:09,436 --> 00:16:10,537 74th Street. 494 00:16:10,637 --> 00:16:11,538 I got to go to-- 495 00:16:11,638 --> 00:16:12,773 All right, when we come back, I'll 496 00:16:12,873 --> 00:16:14,308 be talking to the legendary Brandi Carlile. 497 00:16:14,408 --> 00:16:15,309 So don't go away. 498 00:16:15,409 --> 00:16:22,416 [cheering and applause] 499 00:16:26,253 --> 00:16:28,822 Let me just start with this whole thing about woke. 500 00:16:28,922 --> 00:16:30,457 We all know what woke means. 501 00:16:30,557 --> 00:16:31,692 [music playing] 502 00:16:31,792 --> 00:16:33,627 Being woke means never having to say you're sorry. 503 00:16:33,727 --> 00:16:36,897 Woke means never letting anyone say they're sorry. 504 00:16:37,064 --> 00:16:38,065 Woke is racist. 505 00:16:38,165 --> 00:16:41,735 Big woke means equity, diversification, gender, 506 00:16:41,835 --> 00:16:43,437 and racial disparities. 507 00:16:43,537 --> 00:16:45,472 This wokeness is happening at Madison's house 508 00:16:45,572 --> 00:16:47,474 and Jefferson's house, where all they do 509 00:16:47,574 --> 00:16:48,575 is talk about slavery. 510 00:16:48,675 --> 00:16:50,844 Wokeism is about murdering fun. 511 00:16:50,944 --> 00:16:52,079 You know what woke means? 512 00:16:52,112 --> 00:16:53,113 It means you're a loser. 513 00:16:53,213 --> 00:16:56,083 Woke madness, now it's drag queens 514 00:16:56,183 --> 00:16:59,086 and children and church. 515 00:16:59,186 --> 00:17:02,289 The woke is the new religion of the left. 516 00:17:02,389 --> 00:17:04,157 The new hip woke is to not like the Jews. 517 00:17:04,258 --> 00:17:07,394 What does it mean to be woke? 518 00:17:07,494 --> 00:17:09,930 I have-- I mean, I don't know what the definition 519 00:17:10,030 --> 00:17:11,331 of woke so much is. 520 00:17:11,431 --> 00:17:14,368 I do know that I think most people don't want 521 00:17:14,468 --> 00:17:16,103 to be lectured by companies. 522 00:17:16,203 --> 00:17:17,404 I can't get paint. 523 00:17:17,504 --> 00:17:19,806 It's taken six weeks to get a sample. 524 00:17:19,907 --> 00:17:21,074 It's terrible. 525 00:17:21,175 --> 00:17:22,342 We used to get it in two weeks. 526 00:17:22,442 --> 00:17:25,445 What do attribute a lot of this to? 527 00:17:25,546 --> 00:17:27,146 Woke. 528 00:17:32,985 --> 00:17:34,120 Welcome back to The Daily Show. 529 00:17:34,220 --> 00:17:36,856 My guest tonight is a Grammy Award-winning singer, 530 00:17:36,956 --> 00:17:38,424 songwriter, and musician. 531 00:17:38,524 --> 00:17:40,993 She's here to talk about her new deluxe album, 532 00:17:41,093 --> 00:17:43,829 In the Canyon Haze, which is available right now. 533 00:17:43,929 --> 00:17:45,731 Please welcome Brandi Carlile. 534 00:17:45,831 --> 00:17:52,705 [cheering, applause] 535 00:17:53,706 --> 00:17:54,607 How's it going? 536 00:17:54,707 --> 00:17:55,608 Good to see you, yeah. 537 00:17:55,708 --> 00:17:56,609 [laughs] 538 00:17:56,709 --> 00:17:57,943 I don't think I've-- 539 00:17:58,044 --> 00:17:59,378 Yes, I've-- 540 00:17:59,478 --> 00:18:03,082 [cheering, applause] 541 00:18:03,182 --> 00:18:04,083 Welcome to the show. 542 00:18:04,183 --> 00:18:05,551 Hi, well, thank you for having me. 543 00:18:05,651 --> 00:18:06,652 Wow, look at this! 544 00:18:06,752 --> 00:18:08,020 "Wow, look at this" is us looking at you. 545 00:18:08,120 --> 00:18:09,021 Yeah. 546 00:18:09,121 --> 00:18:10,623 That's what the "Wow, look at this" is. 547 00:18:10,723 --> 00:18:13,159 Because I never got to tell you this in person. 548 00:18:13,259 --> 00:18:15,461 We were all working at the Grammys. 549 00:18:15,561 --> 00:18:19,265 But you put on, hands down, one of the greatest 550 00:18:19,365 --> 00:18:22,134 live performances human beings have ever witnessed. 551 00:18:22,234 --> 00:18:23,669 It was phenomenal. 552 00:18:23,769 --> 00:18:25,071 I hope everybody told you this just, 553 00:18:25,171 --> 00:18:26,505 like, everywhere you went. 554 00:18:26,605 --> 00:18:28,808 [cheering, applause] 555 00:18:28,908 --> 00:18:30,209 Thank you. 556 00:18:30,276 --> 00:18:32,011 Because-- no, because here's the thing. 557 00:18:32,111 --> 00:18:33,212 You're a legend. 558 00:18:33,245 --> 00:18:35,114 You've been nominated for countless Grammys. 559 00:18:35,214 --> 00:18:36,515 You've won tons of Grammys. 560 00:18:36,615 --> 00:18:40,353 But you are a consummate performer. 561 00:18:40,453 --> 00:18:43,055 And it feels like every performer wants to perform 562 00:18:43,222 --> 00:18:44,223 with you for that reason. 563 00:18:44,290 --> 00:18:46,926 Everybody, from Elton John, all the way 564 00:18:47,026 --> 00:18:48,361 through to Joni Mitchell-- legends 565 00:18:48,461 --> 00:18:51,297 go, oh, Brandi Carlile. 566 00:18:51,397 --> 00:18:52,898 I'd love to know what that feels like for you. 567 00:18:52,999 --> 00:18:54,333 Well, it all comes from them, you know. 568 00:18:54,433 --> 00:18:55,534 It does. 569 00:18:55,634 --> 00:18:59,438 And they've sort of taught me through the years, 570 00:18:59,538 --> 00:19:01,240 pretty much, everything I know about performing. 571 00:19:01,340 --> 00:19:03,109 And the cool thing with the Grammys 572 00:19:03,242 --> 00:19:05,044 is that it didn't happen to me when 573 00:19:05,144 --> 00:19:07,446 I was so young, that I wouldn't be able to really 574 00:19:07,546 --> 00:19:08,447 seize the moment. 575 00:19:08,547 --> 00:19:09,715 I felt really ready for that moment. 576 00:19:09,815 --> 00:19:10,716 TREVOR NOAH: Interesting. 577 00:19:10,816 --> 00:19:12,451 And-- and I knew. 578 00:19:12,551 --> 00:19:13,719 I was like, man, I'm nearly 40. 579 00:19:13,819 --> 00:19:14,787 Like, I just-- I've got-- 580 00:19:14,887 --> 00:19:16,455 I've got to do this right now, you know. 581 00:19:16,555 --> 00:19:17,857 I've got to take this moment and make 582 00:19:17,957 --> 00:19:21,594 it mean something in my life, for me and my family. 583 00:19:21,694 --> 00:19:22,862 So I was ready for it. 584 00:19:22,962 --> 00:19:26,332 Yeah, you have had a journey that many of your fans 585 00:19:26,432 --> 00:19:28,200 have said is long overdue. 586 00:19:28,267 --> 00:19:30,403 They've gone, why isn't Brandi getting her credit? 587 00:19:30,503 --> 00:19:31,904 Why isn't she more successful? 588 00:19:32,004 --> 00:19:32,938 We love her so much. 589 00:19:33,039 --> 00:19:34,540 The industry has definitely caught up. 590 00:19:34,640 --> 00:19:36,375 You know, the world has definitely caught up. 591 00:19:36,475 --> 00:19:39,612 But you do talk about this-- how you achieved fame 592 00:19:39,712 --> 00:19:41,714 a little later than some musicians, who were 593 00:19:41,814 --> 00:19:43,983 at 16, 17, whatever it may be. 594 00:19:44,083 --> 00:19:46,352 Do you feel like that prepared you better for the place 595 00:19:46,452 --> 00:19:47,353 that you're in now? 596 00:19:47,453 --> 00:19:48,354 Yeah, I do. 597 00:19:48,454 --> 00:19:49,488 I'm really grateful for that. 598 00:19:49,588 --> 00:19:50,756 And it's funny. 599 00:19:50,856 --> 00:19:52,692 It's like, I mean, it literally is singing for a living, 600 00:19:52,792 --> 00:19:54,860 so it's probably the greatest job in the world 601 00:19:54,960 --> 00:19:56,362 at whatever level you're at. 602 00:19:56,462 --> 00:19:57,530 TREVOR NOAH: Right. 603 00:19:57,630 --> 00:19:59,098 And I think I always felt like I was making it, 604 00:19:59,231 --> 00:20:02,001 and like I was making an impact. 605 00:20:02,101 --> 00:20:04,403 But it's definitely taken a turn, you know, 606 00:20:04,503 --> 00:20:07,573 that I am emotionally prepared for, because I'm 607 00:20:07,673 --> 00:20:08,708 old enough to handle it. 608 00:20:08,808 --> 00:20:09,942 But it's happened for some of my heroes, too. 609 00:20:10,042 --> 00:20:11,444 Bonnie Raitt's career was kind of that way, 610 00:20:11,544 --> 00:20:13,746 and she's somebody I really look up to, 611 00:20:13,846 --> 00:20:15,815 just how she's conducted herself throughout her career 612 00:20:15,915 --> 00:20:16,816 and life. 613 00:20:16,916 --> 00:20:17,917 Yeah. 614 00:20:18,017 --> 00:20:20,820 When you blow up at a certain stage in art, 615 00:20:20,920 --> 00:20:23,823 there's always the balance between maintaining how 616 00:20:23,923 --> 00:20:25,524 your fans knew you and loved you, 617 00:20:25,624 --> 00:20:27,893 and then catering to the masses who 618 00:20:27,994 --> 00:20:30,730 now want to enjoy in the art that you're creating. 619 00:20:30,830 --> 00:20:33,265 Do you find that you've been able to create 620 00:20:33,366 --> 00:20:34,400 that balance for yourself? 621 00:20:34,500 --> 00:20:36,302 Do you still have the intimate Brandi Carlile, 622 00:20:36,402 --> 00:20:37,303 and then like the giant-- 623 00:20:37,403 --> 00:20:39,071 the giant shows? 624 00:20:39,205 --> 00:20:40,673 I mean, I'm so obsessive. 625 00:20:40,773 --> 00:20:43,376 I don't really even know how to cater to the fans 626 00:20:43,476 --> 00:20:44,543 that love me, you know? 627 00:20:44,643 --> 00:20:47,647 Like, my desires are still so strong to pursue 628 00:20:47,747 --> 00:20:50,383 my own heroes and-- 629 00:20:50,483 --> 00:20:51,617 I really love that. 630 00:20:51,717 --> 00:20:53,886 --my love of entertainment, that I just am, like, 631 00:20:53,986 --> 00:20:55,221 a little too obsessive to be able 632 00:20:55,321 --> 00:20:57,223 to see outside of that, to really know how to cater, 633 00:20:57,323 --> 00:20:58,224 you know. 634 00:20:58,324 --> 00:21:01,093 But not in a way that I'm saying, 635 00:21:01,227 --> 00:21:03,329 like, I'm too much of an artist for that, 636 00:21:03,429 --> 00:21:04,330 because I care what people think. 637 00:21:04,430 --> 00:21:05,331 No. 638 00:21:05,431 --> 00:21:06,332 I just don't know how to do it. 639 00:21:06,432 --> 00:21:07,600 [laughter] 640 00:21:07,700 --> 00:21:08,601 That's fascinating. 641 00:21:08,701 --> 00:21:10,302 Because I think it was David Bowie 642 00:21:10,403 --> 00:21:11,704 who said something similar. 643 00:21:11,804 --> 00:21:14,907 He said something to the effect of, don't play to the rafters. 644 00:21:15,007 --> 00:21:17,109 Remember why you started playing, essentially. 645 00:21:17,243 --> 00:21:20,079 And it's the idea of creating for yourself, 646 00:21:20,246 --> 00:21:21,981 for the joy that you first had, and then that's-- 647 00:21:22,081 --> 00:21:24,784 I mean, that's essentially why the people became fans. 648 00:21:24,884 --> 00:21:27,186 You've got a new album that is out now, 649 00:21:27,286 --> 00:21:31,290 and you've done something that few artists would dare to do. 650 00:21:31,390 --> 00:21:33,492 And that is, you've remade an album 651 00:21:33,592 --> 00:21:36,329 that was critically acclaimed, many regarded 652 00:21:36,429 --> 00:21:38,297 as one of the more perfect albums. 653 00:21:38,397 --> 00:21:40,399 I'd love to know why. 654 00:21:40,499 --> 00:21:42,668 I mean, there's like-- there are so many different versions 655 00:21:42,768 --> 00:21:43,969 of a song that can exist. 656 00:21:44,070 --> 00:21:45,971 And when you're an artist, they exist in your head, 657 00:21:46,072 --> 00:21:47,807 whether you get a chance to record them or not, 658 00:21:47,907 --> 00:21:49,375 like, at any given time. But you've got an album. 659 00:21:49,475 --> 00:21:50,376 You've got one shot. 660 00:21:50,476 --> 00:21:51,544 That song is going to have one life, 661 00:21:51,644 --> 00:21:53,379 and it's going to be heard one way. 662 00:21:53,479 --> 00:21:57,216 And I wanted to do this album as a revision of, like, well, 663 00:21:57,283 --> 00:21:59,251 what would "In These Silent Days" 664 00:21:59,352 --> 00:22:00,786 have sounded like if it was in Laurel 665 00:22:00,886 --> 00:22:02,321 Canyon in the early 1970s? 666 00:22:02,421 --> 00:22:03,990 Like, what would we do? 667 00:22:04,090 --> 00:22:05,891 Would there be four-, five-, six-part harmony? 668 00:22:05,992 --> 00:22:08,227 Would we have strings and lushness and mellotrons 669 00:22:08,294 --> 00:22:09,695 and steel guitars? 670 00:22:09,795 --> 00:22:12,231 And you know, we just did this. 671 00:22:12,331 --> 00:22:15,301 We did this at home, for the love of it, for-- 672 00:22:15,401 --> 00:22:16,569 as a labor of love. 673 00:22:16,669 --> 00:22:17,970 Because we wanted to hear what our album would sound 674 00:22:18,070 --> 00:22:19,238 like in that way. 675 00:22:19,271 --> 00:22:21,240 I mean, I still think that "In These Silent Days" 676 00:22:21,307 --> 00:22:22,508 is the right-- that's the right thing. 677 00:22:22,608 --> 00:22:23,642 That's the album I wanted to make. 678 00:22:23,743 --> 00:22:25,611 But I loved making that one. 679 00:22:25,711 --> 00:22:28,981 You tell very personal stories in the album. 680 00:22:29,081 --> 00:22:31,217 Some of them feel like they happened to you, 681 00:22:31,317 --> 00:22:33,653 or they feel like everyone feels 682 00:22:33,753 --> 00:22:35,321 like they happened to them. 683 00:22:35,421 --> 00:22:37,890 You know, you connect with people in the storytelling 684 00:22:37,990 --> 00:22:39,225 of your music. 685 00:22:39,325 --> 00:22:42,561 And yet, every time I've seen you talk about your music, 686 00:22:42,662 --> 00:22:45,464 it feels like you don't take credit for it, 687 00:22:45,564 --> 00:22:48,801 but you give credit to this larger idea of artists who've 688 00:22:48,901 --> 00:22:50,403 inspired you and what they've created, 689 00:22:50,503 --> 00:22:51,537 and you're part of it. 690 00:22:51,637 --> 00:22:53,973 And it's this beautiful humble attitude that you 691 00:22:54,073 --> 00:22:55,441 have about music itself. 692 00:22:55,541 --> 00:22:56,776 It's almost like you treat it like 693 00:22:56,876 --> 00:22:59,612 it's magic that just comes down and is infused within you. 694 00:22:59,712 --> 00:23:02,081 I'd love to-- when you talk about mimicking 695 00:23:02,214 --> 00:23:05,584 and the artists that inspire you, how do you see music, 696 00:23:05,685 --> 00:23:08,921 that maybe other people don't? 697 00:23:09,021 --> 00:23:13,225 Well, I mean, I do see myself as an artist, 698 00:23:13,292 --> 00:23:14,827 and I'm proud of myself as a songwriter, 699 00:23:14,927 --> 00:23:17,263 and especially as a singer. 700 00:23:17,363 --> 00:23:19,732 So it's not like a humblebrag or anything. 701 00:23:19,832 --> 00:23:21,267 But I am like a fan. 702 00:23:21,367 --> 00:23:22,968 Like, so I'm the kind of fan, like, 703 00:23:23,069 --> 00:23:25,271 I waited outside your tour bus for an autograph. 704 00:23:25,371 --> 00:23:26,739 TREVOR NOAH: I love that. - You know what I mean? 705 00:23:26,839 --> 00:23:28,174 Like, I kind of knew where you lived. 706 00:23:28,274 --> 00:23:29,175 Like, I-- 707 00:23:29,241 --> 00:23:30,409 [laughter] 708 00:23:30,509 --> 00:23:31,410 I had-- 709 00:23:31,510 --> 00:23:32,712 We're going from stalker to-- 710 00:23:32,812 --> 00:23:34,046 OK, OK. 711 00:23:34,180 --> 00:23:35,781 I know what school you went to, what year you were born. 712 00:23:35,881 --> 00:23:37,550 Like, I'm that kind of fan. 713 00:23:37,650 --> 00:23:38,584 But you wouldn't go to the house. 714 00:23:38,684 --> 00:23:39,652 No, I wouldn't go to the house. 715 00:23:39,752 --> 00:23:41,020 - OK, OK. - I would stop short of that. 716 00:23:41,187 --> 00:23:42,455 Right. Fan knows the information. 717 00:23:42,555 --> 00:23:43,889 Because I didn't get my driver's 718 00:23:43,990 --> 00:23:45,358 license till I was 20, but-- 719 00:23:45,458 --> 00:23:46,359 [laughter] 720 00:23:46,459 --> 00:23:47,593 But I know artists. 721 00:23:47,693 --> 00:23:50,963 Like, molecularly, I'm interested, that it goes 722 00:23:51,063 --> 00:23:52,832 beyond just music, you know. 723 00:23:52,932 --> 00:23:54,500 And so I just never grew out of that. 724 00:23:54,600 --> 00:23:55,768 Even though it's my job now, and I 725 00:23:55,868 --> 00:23:57,636 know there are people that feel that way about me, 726 00:23:57,737 --> 00:23:59,972 it doesn't scare me. 727 00:24:00,072 --> 00:24:01,941 I still feel that way about my heroes. 728 00:24:02,041 --> 00:24:03,876 They're just kind of letting me hang out with them, 729 00:24:03,976 --> 00:24:05,111 for some reason. 730 00:24:05,211 --> 00:24:08,381 And it's probably the greatest honor of my life. 731 00:24:08,481 --> 00:24:09,882 Don't tell my kids. 732 00:24:09,982 --> 00:24:11,584 [laughter] 733 00:24:11,684 --> 00:24:12,985 [cheering, applause] 734 00:24:13,085 --> 00:24:14,487 I really love that. 735 00:24:14,587 --> 00:24:15,488 I really, really love that. 736 00:24:15,588 --> 00:24:18,958 Because it comes across. 737 00:24:19,058 --> 00:24:22,428 And what's amazing is that your heroes are fans of you. 738 00:24:22,528 --> 00:24:25,364 One of the most amazing moments people have ever 739 00:24:25,464 --> 00:24:27,400 seen in their lives was when Joni Mitchell, one 740 00:24:27,500 --> 00:24:29,568 of the greatest of all time, just 741 00:24:29,669 --> 00:24:32,638 truly one of the greatest of all time, came out on stage. 742 00:24:32,738 --> 00:24:34,774 You surprised people with her performance. 743 00:24:34,874 --> 00:24:37,443 Everyone thought Joni wasn't going to perform anymore. 744 00:24:37,543 --> 00:24:38,944 We know that she almost lost her life, 745 00:24:39,045 --> 00:24:40,212 and she's fought to come back. 746 00:24:40,312 --> 00:24:43,749 And then, here she was, on stage, performing, 747 00:24:43,849 --> 00:24:45,685 and it was with you. 748 00:24:45,785 --> 00:24:49,188 I mean, that is history being made. 749 00:24:49,288 --> 00:24:52,758 Do you ever pinch yourself and go like, I'm part of this? 750 00:24:52,858 --> 00:24:54,226 I still can't believe that happened. 751 00:24:54,327 --> 00:24:55,528 It was just a few months ago, you know. 752 00:24:55,628 --> 00:24:56,796 And the fact that it was at Newport 753 00:24:56,896 --> 00:24:58,197 Folk Festival, which is such a monumental 754 00:24:58,297 --> 00:25:00,399 and historic place-- 755 00:25:00,499 --> 00:25:02,201 she always has a plan. 756 00:25:02,301 --> 00:25:04,537 She knows what she wants to do, even if she doesn't say it. 757 00:25:04,637 --> 00:25:06,405 We didn't know if she was going to do that. 758 00:25:06,505 --> 00:25:07,740 We thought it was a jam. 759 00:25:07,840 --> 00:25:09,108 We didn't know that she was going to sing 760 00:25:09,208 --> 00:25:10,276 all the leads on those songs. 761 00:25:10,376 --> 00:25:11,377 She just started singing. 762 00:25:11,477 --> 00:25:13,612 We rehearsed the songs ourselves. 763 00:25:13,713 --> 00:25:15,581 And we didn't know whether we should stop 764 00:25:15,681 --> 00:25:18,551 or what we should do, you know, so we just sang with her. 765 00:25:18,651 --> 00:25:21,520 And then, it turns out, she completely took over the show 766 00:25:21,620 --> 00:25:25,591 and became the performer that we all know that she is. 767 00:25:25,691 --> 00:25:28,160 And I mean, it was-- she didn't go-- we 768 00:25:28,194 --> 00:25:29,195 didn't go to sleep that night. 769 00:25:29,295 --> 00:25:31,030 We stayed up till the sun came up, just-- 770 00:25:31,163 --> 00:25:32,765 just loving-- - That's phenomenal. 771 00:25:32,865 --> 00:25:33,799 --loving what happened. 772 00:25:33,899 --> 00:25:36,235 And Joni, flat out, loves to perform, 773 00:25:36,335 --> 00:25:37,436 and she's awesome at it. 774 00:25:37,536 --> 00:25:38,971 She's every good at it-- 775 00:25:39,071 --> 00:25:40,072 good at it now as she ever was. [applause] 776 00:25:40,172 --> 00:25:41,073 Right. Right. 777 00:25:41,173 --> 00:25:42,074 Yeah. 778 00:25:42,174 --> 00:25:43,676 So you know what? 779 00:25:43,776 --> 00:25:46,779 When those types of moments-- 780 00:25:46,879 --> 00:25:47,947 when those types of moments happen, 781 00:25:48,047 --> 00:25:49,482 everyone goes, oh, you should have been there, 782 00:25:49,582 --> 00:25:50,716 you'll never get to see it again. 783 00:25:50,816 --> 00:25:53,819 But I've heard a little whisper, that maybe 784 00:25:53,919 --> 00:25:55,788 something might happen? 785 00:25:55,888 --> 00:25:58,357 Yeah, we're going to-- we get to talk about this right now. 786 00:25:58,457 --> 00:26:03,462 So after Newport, Joni said, I want to do another show. 787 00:26:03,562 --> 00:26:05,831 She said, I want to play again. 788 00:26:05,931 --> 00:26:07,600 And we got to thinking about it, 789 00:26:07,700 --> 00:26:13,039 and we decided on a venue, which is the Gorge, 790 00:26:13,205 --> 00:26:14,473 out in Washington State. TREVOR NOAH: No way. 791 00:26:14,573 --> 00:26:15,741 George Washington-- the Gorge, yes. 792 00:26:15,841 --> 00:26:17,643 We want to play there. 793 00:26:17,743 --> 00:26:19,845 It's one of the most beautiful venues in the world. 794 00:26:19,945 --> 00:26:22,548 It's like-- it's called "Echoes Through The Canyon." 795 00:26:22,648 --> 00:26:23,816 I'm going to play the first night. 796 00:26:23,916 --> 00:26:25,284 Joni and the Joni Jam are going to play the second. 797 00:26:25,384 --> 00:26:26,285 TREVOR NOAH: No way. - I'm gonna open up. 798 00:26:26,385 --> 00:26:27,386 Yeah. 799 00:26:27,486 --> 00:26:29,789 And it's June 9 and 10, out of The Gorge. 800 00:26:29,889 --> 00:26:31,157 Joni Mitchell is going to play. 801 00:26:31,257 --> 00:26:33,292 You'll be able to buy a ticket. 802 00:26:33,392 --> 00:26:36,295 [cheering, applause] 803 00:26:36,395 --> 00:26:39,231 No one's been able to buy a ticket to see Joni 804 00:26:39,332 --> 00:26:41,067 Mitchell play in 20 years. 805 00:26:41,167 --> 00:26:42,501 So this is enormous. 806 00:26:42,601 --> 00:26:44,770 And she's so excited, because it's close to Canada, and some 807 00:26:44,870 --> 00:26:45,771 of her Canadian fans-- 808 00:26:45,871 --> 00:26:46,872 TREVOR NOAH: Right, right, right. 809 00:26:46,972 --> 00:26:48,174 So it's just-- 810 00:26:48,207 --> 00:26:49,742 I can't believe it's happening, but it's happening, 811 00:26:49,842 --> 00:26:51,711 and she is going to crush it. 812 00:26:51,811 --> 00:26:53,179 So if you can get there, get that. 813 00:26:53,245 --> 00:26:54,180 Yeah. 814 00:26:54,246 --> 00:26:55,715 I mean, if you can get the tickets-- 815 00:26:55,815 --> 00:26:56,916 wow. 816 00:26:57,016 --> 00:26:58,884 That's going to be-- that's going to be intense. 817 00:26:58,985 --> 00:27:01,087 After the break, we're going to have a performance of yours 818 00:27:01,187 --> 00:27:03,022 from the new album. 819 00:27:03,189 --> 00:27:06,726 And it's interesting, because the title of the track 820 00:27:06,826 --> 00:27:07,793 really hit home for me. 821 00:27:07,893 --> 00:27:10,763 You know, it's "You and Me on the Rock." 822 00:27:10,863 --> 00:27:14,867 And it reminded me of just Bible study with my mom. 823 00:27:14,967 --> 00:27:17,737 There's always the rock, the foundation that you build 824 00:27:17,837 --> 00:27:18,871 a house on, versus the sand. 825 00:27:18,971 --> 00:27:19,872 Mm-hmm 826 00:27:19,972 --> 00:27:22,942 And you grew up in a very religious 827 00:27:23,042 --> 00:27:24,343 household, didn't you? 828 00:27:24,443 --> 00:27:25,911 BRANDI CARLILE: Well, I don't know if it was the household, 829 00:27:26,012 --> 00:27:27,680 but I found religion around me, you know. 830 00:27:27,780 --> 00:27:29,448 It was kind of in the extremities of my family, 831 00:27:29,548 --> 00:27:31,117 and some a bit in my household. 832 00:27:31,217 --> 00:27:33,119 And then, I sort of found it later on in life 833 00:27:33,219 --> 00:27:35,721 in my own way, and I sort of came up with my own way 834 00:27:35,821 --> 00:27:36,822 to practice my faith. 835 00:27:36,922 --> 00:27:38,824 But the concept of "You and Me on the Rock" 836 00:27:38,924 --> 00:27:41,360 has been with me since I was about six years old, 837 00:27:41,460 --> 00:27:44,530 going to Sunday school, singing "Build Your House on a Rock." 838 00:27:44,630 --> 00:27:46,365 TREVOR NOAH: I love that you say, 839 00:27:46,465 --> 00:27:48,367 "practice it in my own way." 840 00:27:48,467 --> 00:27:51,570 Because you've talked a little bit about this, but one 841 00:27:51,671 --> 00:27:55,574 of the many aspects of you that makes you so inspiring 842 00:27:55,675 --> 00:27:58,444 and phenomenal in many people's eyes is that you have-- 843 00:27:58,544 --> 00:27:59,645 you've blazed a trail. 844 00:27:59,745 --> 00:28:02,782 You know, you grew up, as you say, 845 00:28:02,882 --> 00:28:04,650 in a religious environment. 846 00:28:04,750 --> 00:28:07,320 You know, and you are proudly gay, 847 00:28:07,420 --> 00:28:11,123 you know, and people go, wait, Brandi, but it's religion. 848 00:28:11,223 --> 00:28:12,658 And then, country music has also 849 00:28:12,758 --> 00:28:14,894 had its issues with that, just like some other genres, 850 00:28:14,994 --> 00:28:15,928 like rap, et cetera. 851 00:28:16,028 --> 00:28:17,296 Sure, sure. 852 00:28:17,396 --> 00:28:19,899 When you're performing, and when you're putting your heart 853 00:28:19,999 --> 00:28:23,336 out there and you're putting your life out there, 854 00:28:23,436 --> 00:28:25,838 are you doing that as catharsis? 855 00:28:25,938 --> 00:28:27,306 Or are you doing that to help so many 856 00:28:27,406 --> 00:28:29,008 of the other people who've had the journey 857 00:28:29,108 --> 00:28:30,409 that you've had in your life? 858 00:28:30,509 --> 00:28:31,410 Definitely both. 859 00:28:31,510 --> 00:28:32,445 I can't not do it. 860 00:28:32,545 --> 00:28:33,579 I don't know how to not do it. 861 00:28:33,679 --> 00:28:36,882 Since I can remember, I have to do that. 862 00:28:36,983 --> 00:28:39,218 I have to be in front of an audience and create, 863 00:28:39,285 --> 00:28:42,221 whether they like it or not, and to exist, you know. 864 00:28:42,321 --> 00:28:44,523 But also, I do know how impactful it is. 865 00:28:44,623 --> 00:28:46,425 Because like I told you, I'm the girl 866 00:28:46,525 --> 00:28:47,693 that waits outside your tour bus, 867 00:28:47,793 --> 00:28:49,228 because I was so impacted. 868 00:28:49,295 --> 00:28:50,262 I needed that. 869 00:28:50,363 --> 00:28:52,565 Particularly, I needed queer icons, as 870 00:28:52,665 --> 00:28:54,767 a rural, queer, religious kid. 871 00:28:54,867 --> 00:28:57,136 [cheering, applause] 872 00:28:57,236 --> 00:29:01,674 So you know, when I sing "You and Me on the Rock," 873 00:29:01,774 --> 00:29:03,509 it's a take on a Sunday school lesson. 874 00:29:03,609 --> 00:29:06,445 And I know that it's about me marrying 875 00:29:06,545 --> 00:29:08,114 the love of my life, my wife, Catherine, 876 00:29:08,247 --> 00:29:09,382 and having these two little girls. 877 00:29:09,482 --> 00:29:11,384 And I know that that's not exactly 878 00:29:11,484 --> 00:29:13,653 what Sunday school had in mind for me, 879 00:29:13,753 --> 00:29:15,354 but I do think it's what-- 880 00:29:15,454 --> 00:29:17,123 I do think it's what god had in mind for me, and-- 881 00:29:17,256 --> 00:29:18,124 TREVOR NOAH: I love that. 882 00:29:18,257 --> 00:29:19,792 [cheering, applause] 883 00:29:19,892 --> 00:29:20,893 I cannot wait to hear this. 884 00:29:20,993 --> 00:29:22,261 Thank you so much for joining on the show. 885 00:29:22,294 --> 00:29:23,429 Thank you for being here. 886 00:29:23,529 --> 00:29:25,064 I really, really appreciate you. 887 00:29:25,164 --> 00:29:27,099 Everybody, Brandi Carlile. 888 00:29:27,199 --> 00:29:28,934 In the Canyon Haze is available now, 889 00:29:29,035 --> 00:29:30,336 but stick around, because after the break, 890 00:29:30,436 --> 00:29:31,771 we're going to get an exclusive performance 891 00:29:31,871 --> 00:29:34,473 from Brandi Carlile and her wife for the first time. 892 00:29:34,573 --> 00:29:36,676 You don't want to miss it. 893 00:29:45,597 --> 00:29:47,499 [cheering] 894 00:29:47,599 --> 00:29:48,900 NOAH TREVOR: Welcome back to today's show 895 00:29:49,001 --> 00:29:52,537 now to perform "You And Me On The Rock," from her new album 896 00:29:52,638 --> 00:29:54,206 In the Canyon Haze, please welcome 897 00:29:54,306 --> 00:29:57,876 back Brandi Carlile featuring her wife, Catherine Carlile. 898 00:29:57,976 --> 00:29:59,277 [applause] 899 00:29:59,378 --> 00:30:00,979 [MUSIC PLAYING - BRANDI CARLISLE, 900 00:30:01,079 --> 00:30:02,948 "YOU AND ME ON THE ROCK"] 901 00:30:03,048 --> 00:30:04,149 BRANDI CARLILE: (SINGING) They build 902 00:30:04,249 --> 00:30:07,986 wooden houses on frozen ponds in the summertime, 903 00:30:08,086 --> 00:30:09,655 when the water's gone. 904 00:30:09,755 --> 00:30:13,025 Diagonal lines in the rolled-out lawns, and the sage 905 00:30:13,125 --> 00:30:15,427 always smells so pretty. 906 00:30:15,527 --> 00:30:18,764 But nobody cares where the birds have gone when the rain 907 00:30:18,864 --> 00:30:21,166 comes down on Babylon. 908 00:30:21,266 --> 00:30:23,969 The stonemason's phone rings all day long, 909 00:30:24,069 --> 00:30:26,138 and you got to get back to the city. 910 00:30:26,238 --> 00:30:27,139 [harmonizing] 911 00:30:27,239 --> 00:30:28,407 BRANDI AND CATHERINE CARLILE: I build 912 00:30:28,507 --> 00:30:32,678 my house up on this rock, baby, every day with you. 913 00:30:32,778 --> 00:30:36,982 There's nothing in that town I need after everything we've 914 00:30:37,082 --> 00:30:38,750 been through. 915 00:30:38,850 --> 00:30:43,655 Me out in my garden and you out on your walk 916 00:30:43,755 --> 00:30:47,059 is all the distance this poor girl can take 917 00:30:47,192 --> 00:30:50,395 without listening to you talk. 918 00:30:50,495 --> 00:30:52,931 I don't need their money, baby. 919 00:30:53,031 --> 00:30:59,571 BRANDI CARLILE: Just you and me on the rock. 920 00:31:00,672 --> 00:31:03,041 I built paper planes when I learned to fly, 921 00:31:03,208 --> 00:31:06,211 like a 747 falling out of the sky. 922 00:31:06,278 --> 00:31:09,381 I folded them crooked and now I'm wondering why I could 923 00:31:09,481 --> 00:31:11,917 always end up in the water. 924 00:31:12,017 --> 00:31:14,686 But nobody's asking why is she looking so thin? 925 00:31:14,786 --> 00:31:17,789 Was she laughing too hard while she's drinking again? 926 00:31:17,889 --> 00:31:20,359 A fall in store, she's a paper plane, 927 00:31:20,459 --> 00:31:22,594 and she was going down when you caught her. 928 00:31:22,694 --> 00:31:23,595 [harmonizing] 929 00:31:23,695 --> 00:31:24,863 BRANDI AND CATHERINE CARLILE: I build 930 00:31:24,963 --> 00:31:29,234 my house up on this rock, baby, every day with you. 931 00:31:29,334 --> 00:31:33,505 There's nothing in that town I need after everything we've 932 00:31:33,605 --> 00:31:35,340 been through. 933 00:31:35,440 --> 00:31:40,278 Me out in my garden and you out on your walk 934 00:31:40,379 --> 00:31:43,715 is all the distance this poor girl can take 935 00:31:43,815 --> 00:31:47,085 without listening to you talk. 936 00:31:47,185 --> 00:31:49,655 I don't need their money, baby. 937 00:31:49,755 --> 00:31:53,959 BRANDI CARLILE: Just and you me on the rock. 938 00:31:54,059 --> 00:31:56,962 It's an earthquake. 939 00:31:57,062 --> 00:32:01,933 It's a hard wind It's a record-breaking tide 940 00:32:02,034 --> 00:32:05,470 and it is a rolling in. 941 00:32:05,570 --> 00:32:10,342 It's a big scene, but it can't hurt you and me. 942 00:32:10,442 --> 00:32:17,416 It's just a water view, water view. 943 00:32:21,653 --> 00:32:24,256 I don't need their money, baby. 944 00:32:24,356 --> 00:32:27,526 CATHERINE CARLILE: I don't need their money, baby. 945 00:32:27,626 --> 00:32:30,262 BRANDI CARLILE: It's you and me on the rock. 946 00:32:30,362 --> 00:32:31,630 CATHERINE CARLILE: It's you and me. 947 00:32:31,730 --> 00:32:33,065 BRANDI CARLILE: It's you and me. 948 00:32:33,231 --> 00:32:34,333 [harmonizing] 949 00:32:34,433 --> 00:32:40,672 BRANDI AND CATHERINE CARLILE: You and me on the rock. 950 00:32:40,772 --> 00:32:44,710 I built my house up on this rock, baby, every day 951 00:32:44,810 --> 00:32:46,311 with you. 952 00:32:46,411 --> 00:32:50,916 There's nothing in that town I need after everything we've 953 00:32:51,016 --> 00:32:52,851 been through. 954 00:32:52,951 --> 00:32:58,023 Me out in my garden and you out on your walk 955 00:32:58,190 --> 00:33:01,493 is all the distance this old girl can take 956 00:33:01,593 --> 00:33:04,997 without listening to you talk. 957 00:33:05,097 --> 00:33:07,566 I don't need their money, baby. 958 00:33:07,666 --> 00:33:13,605 BRANDI CARLILE: Just you and me on the rock. 959 00:33:13,705 --> 00:33:19,244 Just you and me on the rock. 960 00:33:19,344 --> 00:33:20,979 I don't need their money, baby. 961 00:33:21,079 --> 00:33:25,217 CATHERINE CARLILE: I don't need their money, baby. 962 00:33:25,283 --> 00:33:28,086 BRANDI CARLILE: It's you and me on the rock. 963 00:33:28,220 --> 00:33:29,254 CATHERINE CARLILE: It's you and me. 964 00:33:29,354 --> 00:33:30,589 BRANDI CARLILE: Oh, it's you and me. 965 00:33:30,689 --> 00:33:31,590 [harmonizing] 966 00:33:31,690 --> 00:33:37,129 Yout and me on the rock. 967 00:33:37,229 --> 00:33:43,368 You and me on the rock. 968 00:33:43,468 --> 00:33:46,538 [applause] 969 00:33:50,576 --> 00:33:54,614 [applause] 970 00:33:54,714 --> 00:33:56,182 Well, that's our show for tonight, everybody. 971 00:33:56,282 --> 00:33:57,316 Thank you so much for tuning in. 972 00:33:57,416 --> 00:33:59,051 But before we go, I just wanted to remind you, 973 00:33:59,151 --> 00:34:01,220 please consider supporting the Violence Intervention 974 00:34:01,320 --> 00:34:02,455 Program in New York City. 975 00:34:02,555 --> 00:34:03,956 They work within Latino communities 976 00:34:04,056 --> 00:34:05,725 to end domestic and sexual violence 977 00:34:05,825 --> 00:34:08,060 by providing emergency shelter, advocacy 978 00:34:08,160 --> 00:34:09,595 for long-term economic stability, 979 00:34:09,695 --> 00:34:11,597 and healing for survivors and their children. 980 00:34:11,697 --> 00:34:12,832 So if you want to support their work, 981 00:34:12,932 --> 00:34:14,533 then please donate at the link below. 982 00:34:14,634 --> 00:34:16,435 Until next time, stay safe out there. 983 00:34:16,535 --> 00:34:19,505 And remember, if you need some extra cash 984 00:34:19,605 --> 00:34:22,875 to pay for your returns, just ask a Girl Scout. 985 00:34:22,975 --> 00:34:24,777 Now, here it is, your moment of zen. 986 00:34:24,877 --> 00:34:26,045 [applause] 987 00:34:26,145 --> 00:34:27,613 I have the New York nose. 988 00:34:27,713 --> 00:34:29,181 Maybe I have a New York nose. 989 00:34:29,282 --> 00:34:33,552 Listen, someone has used this as a urinal, because I can-- 990 00:34:33,653 --> 00:34:34,754 I can clearly smell it. 991 00:34:34,854 --> 00:34:36,589 You're tired of the smell. Come here. 992 00:34:36,689 --> 00:34:37,690 I want you to smell this. 993 00:34:37,790 --> 00:34:39,225 You smell that fragrance? 994 00:34:39,325 --> 00:34:40,393 You know that? 995 00:34:40,493 --> 00:34:41,394 See that? 996 00:34:41,494 --> 00:34:42,528 [laughs] 997 00:34:42,628 --> 00:34:44,764 The number one thing I smell right now is pot. 998 00:34:44,864 --> 00:34:46,165 Because I smell some weed. 999 00:34:46,265 --> 00:34:50,736 Someone is smoking-- [laughs] someone is smoking some-- 1000 00:34:50,836 --> 00:34:53,239 [laughs] 1001 00:34:53,339 --> 00:34:54,240 You smell that? 1002 00:34:54,340 --> 00:34:56,342 You smell that, Marsha?