1 00:00:00,534 --> 00:00:01,835 [theme music] 2 00:00:01,935 --> 00:00:03,203 ANNOUNCER: Coming to you from New 3 00:00:03,303 --> 00:00:07,608 York City, the only city in America, it's The Daily Show. 4 00:00:07,708 --> 00:00:11,945 Tonight, another prime minister gone again, 5 00:00:12,045 --> 00:00:17,184 gas stations are selling weed, and Tyler James Williams. 6 00:00:17,284 --> 00:00:21,088 This is The Daily Show with Trevor Noah. 7 00:00:21,188 --> 00:00:28,195 [cheering] 8 00:00:36,670 --> 00:00:37,738 Hey, what's going on, everybody? 9 00:00:37,838 --> 00:00:38,739 Welcome to The Daily Show. 10 00:00:38,839 --> 00:00:39,740 I'm Trevor Noah. 11 00:00:39,840 --> 00:00:41,074 Thank you so much for tuning in. 12 00:00:41,175 --> 00:00:43,110 Thank you for coming out in person. 13 00:00:43,210 --> 00:00:44,411 So good to see you. 14 00:00:44,511 --> 00:00:45,746 Look at this. Oh, wow. 15 00:00:45,846 --> 00:00:46,747 Take a seat, everybody. 16 00:00:46,847 --> 00:00:47,748 Take a seat. 17 00:00:47,848 --> 00:00:48,749 Take a seat. 18 00:00:48,849 --> 00:00:49,883 Wow, this feels amazing. 19 00:00:49,983 --> 00:00:51,118 I feel like I've met you before. 20 00:00:51,218 --> 00:00:52,586 This is wonderful. 21 00:00:52,686 --> 00:00:54,054 We've got a great show for you tonight. 22 00:00:54,154 --> 00:00:56,423 Coronavirus has a fun new side effect. 23 00:00:56,523 --> 00:00:58,392 Britain loses another queen. 24 00:00:58,492 --> 00:01:00,894 And we'll find out why Florida now has the greatest 25 00:01:01,061 --> 00:01:02,062 gas stations of all time. 26 00:01:02,095 --> 00:01:03,096 So let's do this, people. 27 00:01:03,197 --> 00:01:04,898 Let's jump straight into today's headlines. 28 00:01:05,065 --> 00:01:07,701 [cheering] 29 00:01:07,801 --> 00:01:11,905 [music playing] 30 00:01:12,072 --> 00:01:14,174 All right. 31 00:01:14,274 --> 00:01:15,943 I'm going to be honest, people. 32 00:01:16,076 --> 00:01:17,311 With all the news that happened today, 33 00:01:17,411 --> 00:01:21,515 I don't think we have enough space in today's show. 34 00:01:21,615 --> 00:01:23,684 We tried everything we could to pack it all in. 35 00:01:23,784 --> 00:01:25,085 You know, we tried to tighten it. 36 00:01:25,118 --> 00:01:26,787 I even put the news on a crash diet, you know, 37 00:01:26,887 --> 00:01:27,988 so it would get small enough to fit. 38 00:01:28,088 --> 00:01:29,089 But those diets don't really work. 39 00:01:29,189 --> 00:01:30,424 So now there's even more news than ever. 40 00:01:30,524 --> 00:01:32,125 And I've got a pantry full of tummy tea. 41 00:01:32,226 --> 00:01:36,663 The point is we just don't have the time. 42 00:01:36,763 --> 00:01:38,732 Fortunately, not enough time is just 43 00:01:38,832 --> 00:01:40,300 enough time for a segment we call Ain't 44 00:01:40,400 --> 00:01:41,902 Nobody Got Time For That. 45 00:01:42,002 --> 00:01:45,339 [cheering] 46 00:01:45,439 --> 00:01:49,676 All right, let's kick things off with an old-school story 47 00:01:49,776 --> 00:01:51,778 that's an update on the coronavirus pandemic 48 00:01:51,879 --> 00:01:54,615 or, as we call it now, just life. 49 00:01:54,715 --> 00:01:56,783 Now that pretty much everyone has gotten through COVID 50 00:01:56,884 --> 00:01:59,686 at least, what, seven times, scientists are wondering what 51 00:01:59,786 --> 00:02:01,355 that's doing to our bodies. 52 00:02:01,455 --> 00:02:03,423 And the answer is not great. 53 00:02:03,524 --> 00:02:06,059 We have some more concerning news now about the long-term 54 00:02:06,159 --> 00:02:07,895 impact of COVID-19. 55 00:02:08,061 --> 00:02:10,631 A study shows that it speeds up aging. 56 00:02:10,731 --> 00:02:12,199 REPORTER: An epidemiology expert 57 00:02:12,299 --> 00:02:15,269 from Washington University in St. Louis studied long COVID's 58 00:02:15,369 --> 00:02:16,770 impacts on your organs. 59 00:02:16,870 --> 00:02:18,672 In his research, he noticed patterns 60 00:02:18,772 --> 00:02:21,475 indicating the kidneys, the brain, and the heart 61 00:02:21,575 --> 00:02:24,511 all age faster after a bout with the virus. 62 00:02:24,611 --> 00:02:25,646 Yeah, that's right. 63 00:02:25,746 --> 00:02:28,081 Researchers say COVID can cause your organs 64 00:02:28,182 --> 00:02:31,885 to age faster than you are. 65 00:02:31,985 --> 00:02:34,888 I'm not even sure what that means. 66 00:02:34,988 --> 00:02:37,090 I guess you turn on the TV to watch Euphoria, 67 00:02:37,124 --> 00:02:39,526 and your kidneys are like, what about Blue Bloods? 68 00:02:39,626 --> 00:02:41,728 Come on! 69 00:02:41,828 --> 00:02:43,864 No, but for real, this is disturbing news. 70 00:02:43,964 --> 00:02:50,103 Fighting COVID is so difficult that it ages your body parts. 71 00:02:50,137 --> 00:02:52,239 I mean, that is a great excuse for the next time 72 00:02:52,339 --> 00:02:54,575 you can't perform in bed, though, you know? 73 00:02:54,675 --> 00:02:57,110 Baby, you got to understand, my penis is, like, 85. 74 00:02:57,144 --> 00:02:58,979 [laughter] 75 00:02:59,112 --> 00:03:00,380 And this is the scary thing about COVID. 76 00:03:00,480 --> 00:03:02,249 Because it's a novel virus, we still 77 00:03:02,349 --> 00:03:04,751 don't know what the long-term side effects might be. 78 00:03:04,852 --> 00:03:07,054 And what sucks is that it's always going to be bad. 79 00:03:07,120 --> 00:03:08,322 We know it's always going to be bad. 80 00:03:08,422 --> 00:03:09,957 Like, viruses never have good side effects. 81 00:03:10,057 --> 00:03:11,825 News anchors are never like, (DEEP VOICE) breaking news, 82 00:03:11,925 --> 00:03:13,393 we're learning now that 9 out of 10 83 00:03:13,493 --> 00:03:16,530 people suffering from long COVID get those sexy V things. 84 00:03:16,630 --> 00:03:18,765 This is hot. 85 00:03:18,866 --> 00:03:20,534 Now, if we had more time, we could 86 00:03:20,634 --> 00:03:22,769 talk about the long-term strain COVID is going 87 00:03:22,870 --> 00:03:24,605 to put on the medical system or how 88 00:03:24,705 --> 00:03:26,073 weird organs are in general. 89 00:03:26,106 --> 00:03:27,341 Like, why do we have so many? 90 00:03:27,441 --> 00:03:29,510 Why don't we just have one big one that runs everything? 91 00:03:29,610 --> 00:03:31,645 But we can't get into that important medical discussion. 92 00:03:31,745 --> 00:03:33,814 Because while COVID keeps coming up with new ways 93 00:03:33,914 --> 00:03:36,817 to attack our bodies, the virus of Russia, Vladimir Putin, 94 00:03:36,917 --> 00:03:39,219 has found new ways to attack Ukraine. 95 00:03:39,319 --> 00:03:40,854 Well, tonight a third of Ukraine 96 00:03:40,954 --> 00:03:43,790 is without power after Russia destroyed power stations 97 00:03:43,891 --> 00:03:45,225 in the last eight days. 98 00:03:45,325 --> 00:03:47,995 President Zelensky says Russia has thrown the country 99 00:03:48,095 --> 00:03:50,931 into massive blackouts, and is urging his nation 100 00:03:51,098 --> 00:03:52,533 to brace for a tough winter. 101 00:03:52,633 --> 00:03:53,734 REPORTER: For the last month, Russia 102 00:03:53,834 --> 00:03:56,003 has targeted Ukraine's electricity grid, 103 00:03:56,103 --> 00:03:58,338 especially substations that serve as junction 104 00:03:58,438 --> 00:03:59,806 points between cities. 105 00:03:59,907 --> 00:04:01,341 REPORTER: Just yesterday, Russia 106 00:04:01,441 --> 00:04:04,878 unleashed these, a swarm of kamikaze drones 107 00:04:05,045 --> 00:04:08,415 to dive bomb energy facilities throughout the city. 108 00:04:08,515 --> 00:04:11,151 Yeah, after being beaten back by Ukraine's forces 109 00:04:11,251 --> 00:04:13,620 on the ground, Putin has now resorted 110 00:04:13,720 --> 00:04:16,123 to using kamikaze drones-- 111 00:04:16,223 --> 00:04:18,492 catty bitch. 112 00:04:18,592 --> 00:04:20,427 And, you know, if this doesn't prove that Putin's strategy 113 00:04:20,527 --> 00:04:21,795 is failing, nothing will. 114 00:04:21,895 --> 00:04:25,098 Because you never need to use kamikaze when you're winning. 115 00:04:25,199 --> 00:04:26,366 You know? 116 00:04:26,466 --> 00:04:27,901 It's like, anytime you see someone rushing somewhere 117 00:04:28,068 --> 00:04:29,169 with their hands full of paper towels, 118 00:04:29,269 --> 00:04:30,771 you know things are not going according to plan. 119 00:04:30,871 --> 00:04:31,772 Oh, shit. Oh, shit. 120 00:04:31,872 --> 00:04:32,773 Oh, shit. Oh, shit. 121 00:04:32,873 --> 00:04:33,974 Oh, shit. 122 00:04:34,074 --> 00:04:35,676 And, by the way, also, can we stop calling them 123 00:04:35,776 --> 00:04:36,977 kamikaze drones? 124 00:04:37,077 --> 00:04:39,246 If there's not a person inside, it's not kamikaze. 125 00:04:39,346 --> 00:04:41,281 That's just ghost-riding the whip. 126 00:04:41,381 --> 00:04:43,150 And kamikaze is from Japan. 127 00:04:43,250 --> 00:04:45,252 So this is a war crime and cultural appropriation. 128 00:04:45,352 --> 00:04:46,987 So you're canceled, Vladimir Putin! 129 00:04:47,087 --> 00:04:50,424 Yeah, let's see if Twitter will do what the UN could not. 130 00:04:50,524 --> 00:04:53,460 [applause] 131 00:04:53,560 --> 00:04:56,263 By the way, an interesting detail in this story 132 00:04:56,363 --> 00:04:59,166 is that Russia had to buy these drones 133 00:04:59,266 --> 00:05:01,902 from Iran, which kind of makes you 134 00:05:02,035 --> 00:05:04,204 question their military might. 135 00:05:04,304 --> 00:05:05,439 You're supposed to be one of the most 136 00:05:05,539 --> 00:05:06,840 powerful militaries in the world, 137 00:05:06,940 --> 00:05:10,177 but you ran out of shit already. 138 00:05:10,277 --> 00:05:12,546 Like, you realize America never runs out of weapons-- 139 00:05:12,646 --> 00:05:13,547 never. 140 00:05:13,647 --> 00:05:14,715 America has so many weapons. 141 00:05:14,815 --> 00:05:16,350 Sometimes it will sell weapons to countries 142 00:05:16,450 --> 00:05:18,552 that it's going to fight just to make space, you know? 143 00:05:18,652 --> 00:05:19,887 Be like, all right, here you go, Iraq. 144 00:05:20,053 --> 00:05:20,888 All right, now let's do this. 145 00:05:21,054 --> 00:05:22,756 Pow, pow, pow, pow, pow! 146 00:05:22,856 --> 00:05:24,291 Now, if we had more time, we could 147 00:05:24,391 --> 00:05:26,059 talk about how Russia's access to weapons 148 00:05:26,093 --> 00:05:28,662 from other countries reminds us that the global sanctions 149 00:05:28,762 --> 00:05:29,963 aren't as global as we think. 150 00:05:30,063 --> 00:05:31,765 Because they still have ties to Asia, South 151 00:05:31,865 --> 00:05:33,100 America, and the Middle East. 152 00:05:33,200 --> 00:05:35,936 Or we could talk about how this Ukraine war is completely 153 00:05:36,069 --> 00:05:38,138 derailing not just Ukraine, but also Europe's economy 154 00:05:38,238 --> 00:05:39,273 and their energy supplies. 155 00:05:39,373 --> 00:05:40,807 But we don't have the time to get into that. 156 00:05:40,908 --> 00:05:42,876 Because while Ukraine is in turmoil, 157 00:05:42,976 --> 00:05:44,344 there's another country in Europe 158 00:05:44,444 --> 00:05:47,915 that somehow is an even more of a shit situation today-- 159 00:05:48,081 --> 00:05:50,083 Great Britain. 160 00:05:50,150 --> 00:05:51,618 And that's one story we definitely 161 00:05:51,718 --> 00:05:52,819 need to make time for. 162 00:05:52,920 --> 00:05:55,889 Breaking across the pond, a political earthquake. 163 00:05:55,989 --> 00:05:59,259 Just 44 days-- that is how long Prime Minister Liz 164 00:05:59,359 --> 00:06:01,728 Truss was in office before resigning 165 00:06:01,828 --> 00:06:03,730 just in the last few hours. 166 00:06:03,830 --> 00:06:07,367 I recognize, though, given the situation, 167 00:06:07,467 --> 00:06:11,038 I cannot deliver the mandate on which I was elected 168 00:06:11,138 --> 00:06:13,340 by the Conservative Party. 169 00:06:13,440 --> 00:06:15,909 REPORTER: This makes Truss now the shortest-serving 170 00:06:16,043 --> 00:06:19,079 prime minister in 301 years. 171 00:06:19,179 --> 00:06:22,816 God damn, Britain, another prime minister? 172 00:06:22,916 --> 00:06:25,853 Another prime minister? 173 00:06:25,953 --> 00:06:29,256 And this one only lasted 44 days. 174 00:06:29,356 --> 00:06:31,692 Boris Johnson had COVID parties that were longer than that. 175 00:06:31,792 --> 00:06:33,460 [laughter] 176 00:06:33,560 --> 00:06:35,195 You realize how hard it is to get tired of somebody 177 00:06:35,295 --> 00:06:36,430 this quickly? 178 00:06:36,530 --> 00:06:38,398 Usually, politicians get a period of time 179 00:06:38,498 --> 00:06:40,567 where you like them first, and then you hate them. 180 00:06:40,667 --> 00:06:45,439 But Britain hated Liz Truss basically from day one. 181 00:06:45,539 --> 00:06:47,074 Imagine being on a first date-- 182 00:06:47,107 --> 00:06:48,709 on a first date with someone, and they're like, oh, 183 00:06:48,809 --> 00:06:50,978 I'm so sick of all your shit. 184 00:06:51,078 --> 00:06:52,112 Like, but we just met. 185 00:06:52,212 --> 00:06:53,814 It's like, I know, and I'm suffocating. 186 00:06:53,914 --> 00:06:56,416 [laughter] 187 00:06:56,517 --> 00:06:58,585 Actually, if this was a relationship, 188 00:06:58,685 --> 00:07:00,854 I feel like, at this point, Britain's friends would 189 00:07:01,021 --> 00:07:03,390 be sitting down with it like, listen, honey, 190 00:07:03,490 --> 00:07:07,294 you've been through four prime ministers in six years. 191 00:07:07,394 --> 00:07:10,264 They can't all be the problem, huh? 192 00:07:10,364 --> 00:07:12,332 I'm just saying, maybe it's time to turn the vote 193 00:07:12,432 --> 00:07:14,034 of no confidence on yourself. 194 00:07:14,067 --> 00:07:15,636 Yeah? 195 00:07:15,736 --> 00:07:16,870 In fact, for the next prime minister, 196 00:07:17,037 --> 00:07:21,141 maybe the UK should take things a little slow. 197 00:07:21,241 --> 00:07:23,110 Yeah, this is chaos. 198 00:07:23,210 --> 00:07:27,114 For the next one, maybe-- maybe don't put a label on it. 199 00:07:27,214 --> 00:07:29,316 It's so much pressure, the prime minister. 200 00:07:29,416 --> 00:07:31,852 Maybe just have them be the person who lives at 10 201 00:07:31,952 --> 00:07:32,853 Downing Street. 202 00:07:32,953 --> 00:07:34,788 In fact, don't even live there. 203 00:07:34,888 --> 00:07:36,924 Just sleep over here and there, you know? 204 00:07:37,057 --> 00:07:39,326 Yeah, then maybe leave a toothbrush behind, you know, 205 00:07:39,426 --> 00:07:41,495 and then they get a drawer for their clothes. 206 00:07:41,595 --> 00:07:43,063 And then, when you're sure that this 207 00:07:43,130 --> 00:07:45,332 is the prime minister for you, then you bring them to meet 208 00:07:45,432 --> 00:07:47,067 your friends at the G7. How about that? 209 00:07:47,100 --> 00:07:48,068 You know? 210 00:07:48,101 --> 00:07:49,770 Like, yeah, yeah, we're a thing now. 211 00:07:49,870 --> 00:07:50,771 We're a thing. 212 00:07:50,871 --> 00:07:54,575 [applause] 213 00:07:54,675 --> 00:07:58,512 Oh, and by the way, remember, the reason Liz Truss 214 00:07:58,612 --> 00:08:02,549 lost her job is because she came into office making worse 215 00:08:02,649 --> 00:08:04,618 decisions than a company's social media manager 216 00:08:04,718 --> 00:08:06,820 during Black History Month-- terrible budget plans, 217 00:08:06,920 --> 00:08:10,257 firing finance ministers, going back on her own policies, 218 00:08:10,357 --> 00:08:11,825 sending the queen to meet Jesus. 219 00:08:11,925 --> 00:08:14,461 Things were going so badly-- 220 00:08:14,561 --> 00:08:20,234 so badly that the British press trolled her with vegetables. 221 00:08:20,334 --> 00:08:22,870 REPORTER: In a sign of just how tenuous her standing was 222 00:08:23,036 --> 00:08:25,606 and perhaps how brutal UK politics can be, 223 00:08:25,706 --> 00:08:29,643 a British newspaper began tracking a head of lettuce 224 00:08:29,743 --> 00:08:32,412 to see if the embattled Truss would last longer 225 00:08:32,513 --> 00:08:35,082 than the produce, and it did. 226 00:08:35,182 --> 00:08:38,218 [laughter] 227 00:08:38,318 --> 00:08:39,920 Oh, that's humiliating. 228 00:08:40,053 --> 00:08:42,322 That is humil-- imagine being so bad at your job 229 00:08:42,422 --> 00:08:45,225 that you lose a joke contest. 230 00:08:45,325 --> 00:08:46,894 Yeah, because at first, people were like, [laughs] 231 00:08:47,060 --> 00:08:49,263 I bet she can't last longer than a head of lettuce. 232 00:08:49,363 --> 00:08:50,397 And then by the end of it, they were like, (BRITISH ACCENT) 233 00:08:50,497 --> 00:08:51,632 should the lettuce be prime minister? 234 00:08:51,732 --> 00:08:54,868 [laughter] 235 00:08:54,968 --> 00:08:56,270 And maybe the lettuce will be the only one 236 00:08:56,370 --> 00:08:57,304 that wants the job. 237 00:08:57,404 --> 00:08:58,972 Because right now Britain's parliament 238 00:08:59,072 --> 00:09:01,875 sounds more chaotic than a family reunion 239 00:09:02,009 --> 00:09:03,210 at Herschel Walker's house. 240 00:09:03,310 --> 00:09:05,779 REPORTER: Yesterday was a shambolic day for her. 241 00:09:05,879 --> 00:09:07,881 We heard early in the day that her interior minister, 242 00:09:08,015 --> 00:09:09,616 the Home Secretary, Suella Braverman, 243 00:09:09,716 --> 00:09:13,587 had resigned over an issue over improper use of her emails. 244 00:09:13,687 --> 00:09:15,522 And then later in the day, we heard that she 245 00:09:15,622 --> 00:09:17,224 had in fact been fired. 246 00:09:17,324 --> 00:09:19,726 And then there was a vote in the House of Commons, 247 00:09:19,826 --> 00:09:21,361 which descended into chaos. 248 00:09:21,461 --> 00:09:23,664 Some lawmakers allege that government officials were 249 00:09:23,764 --> 00:09:25,165 actually physically pushing them, 250 00:09:25,265 --> 00:09:27,401 intimidating them into making decisions 251 00:09:27,501 --> 00:09:29,036 that they wouldn't otherwise have made. 252 00:09:29,102 --> 00:09:31,471 One lawmaker even alleged that some MPs 253 00:09:31,572 --> 00:09:35,142 were crying in the toilets of the House of Commons. 254 00:09:35,242 --> 00:09:38,512 What a shit show. 255 00:09:38,612 --> 00:09:39,646 Did you hear that? 256 00:09:39,746 --> 00:09:41,815 People were shoving each other, crying, swearing, 257 00:09:41,915 --> 00:09:43,450 quitting, unquitting. 258 00:09:43,550 --> 00:09:44,685 It's almost like the whole government 259 00:09:44,785 --> 00:09:47,654 turned into a high school drama club rehearsal. 260 00:09:47,754 --> 00:09:49,423 I mean, members of parliament were 261 00:09:49,523 --> 00:09:54,361 crying in the toilet-- multiple members of parliament. 262 00:09:54,461 --> 00:09:56,830 Like, how many? 263 00:09:56,930 --> 00:09:57,831 Was there a line? 264 00:09:57,931 --> 00:09:58,832 You know? 265 00:09:58,932 --> 00:09:59,833 There's people like, (BRITISH ACCENT) 266 00:10:00,067 --> 00:10:00,834 are you almost done in there? 267 00:10:00,934 --> 00:10:01,969 Are you almost done? 268 00:10:02,069 --> 00:10:04,104 Other people are waiting to cry, too, you know? 269 00:10:04,204 --> 00:10:05,105 It's coming out! 270 00:10:05,205 --> 00:10:06,106 Hurry! 271 00:10:06,206 --> 00:10:08,809 It's coming out! 272 00:10:08,909 --> 00:10:10,777 It's actually too bad that this happened in Britain and not 273 00:10:10,878 --> 00:10:11,979 in Japan. 274 00:10:12,079 --> 00:10:14,081 Because at least Japanese toilets are so advanced, 275 00:10:14,181 --> 00:10:16,984 they can probably actually help and console you. 276 00:10:17,084 --> 00:10:18,185 You know? 277 00:10:18,285 --> 00:10:19,453 [sobbing] 278 00:10:19,553 --> 00:10:20,454 TOILET: There, there, Trevor. 279 00:10:20,554 --> 00:10:23,824 You're doing the best you can. 280 00:10:23,924 --> 00:10:25,826 Thanks, Toto. 281 00:10:25,926 --> 00:10:27,995 TOILET: Don't forget to wipe. 282 00:10:28,095 --> 00:10:31,398 Yeah, I remember. 283 00:10:31,498 --> 00:10:33,100 TOILET: Wiping is very important. 284 00:10:33,200 --> 00:10:34,868 Remember what happened last time? 285 00:10:34,968 --> 00:10:36,603 Shut [bleep] up, Toto! 286 00:10:36,703 --> 00:10:37,604 Just shut up! Shut up! 287 00:10:37,704 --> 00:10:38,605 You're not-- 288 00:10:38,705 --> 00:10:39,806 TOILET: You got that big rash. 289 00:10:39,907 --> 00:10:41,275 No, just shut up, Toto! 290 00:10:41,375 --> 00:10:42,276 You're not helping. 291 00:10:42,376 --> 00:10:44,778 [sobbing] 292 00:10:44,878 --> 00:10:45,779 You know-- 293 00:10:45,879 --> 00:10:48,782 [laughter] 294 00:10:48,882 --> 00:10:54,721 [cheering] 295 00:10:54,821 --> 00:10:57,057 The craziest part of this whole story 296 00:10:57,157 --> 00:11:01,962 is that Liz Truss only became prime minister because Boris 297 00:11:02,062 --> 00:11:06,200 Johnson was embroiled in so many scandals 298 00:11:06,300 --> 00:11:08,468 that he was forced to resign. 299 00:11:08,569 --> 00:11:11,238 That's the only reason she got the job. 300 00:11:11,338 --> 00:11:14,575 So you'll never guess who might be replacing her. 301 00:11:14,675 --> 00:11:16,977 The big issue, though, for the Conservative Party 302 00:11:17,077 --> 00:11:19,680 and for this country is that no one really knows who's going 303 00:11:19,780 --> 00:11:21,281 to be able to replace her. 304 00:11:21,381 --> 00:11:24,084 There are a number of names in the mix, 305 00:11:24,184 --> 00:11:26,286 including, I have to say, Boris Johnson, who's 306 00:11:26,386 --> 00:11:28,755 currently on holiday, on vacation at the moment 307 00:11:28,856 --> 00:11:30,123 in the Caribbean. 308 00:11:30,224 --> 00:11:32,092 REPORTER: There are a number of Conservative Party members 309 00:11:32,159 --> 00:11:34,795 who are calling for Boris Johnson to return to the helm. 310 00:11:34,895 --> 00:11:37,331 I went to my constituency at the weekend. 311 00:11:37,431 --> 00:11:38,765 And the strong message that I got 312 00:11:38,866 --> 00:11:40,601 was, bring back Boris Johnson. 313 00:11:40,701 --> 00:11:43,670 Some supporters and some allies of Boris Johnson 314 00:11:43,770 --> 00:11:47,107 say that he may throw his name into the ring, which would be 315 00:11:47,140 --> 00:11:49,409 pretty remarkable since he was forced out by scandal 316 00:11:49,510 --> 00:11:51,879 just six or seven weeks ago. 317 00:11:51,979 --> 00:11:53,113 Oh, that's right, people. 318 00:11:53,213 --> 00:11:55,949 Old Boris Johnson is looking pretty good right now, 319 00:11:56,116 --> 00:11:56,950 isn't he? 320 00:11:57,117 --> 00:11:58,018 Not physically, of course. 321 00:11:58,118 --> 00:12:00,254 Physically, no, he looks like a Pomeranian 322 00:12:00,354 --> 00:12:01,421 who got stuck in a dryer. 323 00:12:01,522 --> 00:12:04,558 Politically, though, people like, he's not bad. 324 00:12:04,658 --> 00:12:06,660 Here's an honest question though. 325 00:12:06,760 --> 00:12:09,229 Britain, are you-- are you guys really going 326 00:12:09,329 --> 00:12:10,697 to put Boris back in office? 327 00:12:10,797 --> 00:12:12,533 Boris "Scandals" Johnson? 328 00:12:12,633 --> 00:12:15,536 There is nobody else who could do this job? 329 00:12:15,636 --> 00:12:20,474 Nobody in the entire country? 330 00:12:20,574 --> 00:12:21,475 What about Paddington? 331 00:12:21,575 --> 00:12:22,509 Everybody loves him. 332 00:12:22,609 --> 00:12:23,610 [laughter] 333 00:12:23,710 --> 00:12:24,811 Yeah. 334 00:12:24,912 --> 00:12:26,580 With that voice, he could even have bad policies. 335 00:12:26,680 --> 00:12:27,948 No one would care. (IMITATING PADDINGTON) 336 00:12:28,081 --> 00:12:29,183 I want to burn all the migrants. 337 00:12:29,283 --> 00:12:34,121 Aw, you crazy tyrant. 338 00:12:34,221 --> 00:12:36,657 Now, look, if we had more time, we could try and figure out 339 00:12:36,757 --> 00:12:37,925 Britain's next top minister. 340 00:12:38,091 --> 00:12:40,227 Or we could place bets on how long they would last. 341 00:12:40,327 --> 00:12:41,795 But we don't have the time because we have 342 00:12:41,895 --> 00:12:43,230 to go to an ad break that is probably going 343 00:12:43,330 --> 00:12:44,565 to last longer than Liz Truss. 344 00:12:44,665 --> 00:12:45,566 We'll be right back. 345 00:12:45,666 --> 00:12:49,336 [cheering] 346 00:12:58,378 --> 00:12:59,279 [applause] 347 00:12:59,379 --> 00:13:05,018 [cheering] 348 00:13:05,118 --> 00:13:07,020 Welcome back to The Daily Show. 349 00:13:07,120 --> 00:13:09,956 Let's take a moment to talk about marijuana, a.k.a. 350 00:13:10,056 --> 00:13:15,162 weed, chronic, the devil's kale, George W. Kush. 351 00:13:15,262 --> 00:13:18,165 Whatever you call it, weed is becoming more and more 352 00:13:18,265 --> 00:13:19,833 mainstream in America. 353 00:13:19,933 --> 00:13:23,603 And is now legal in some form in 37 states. 354 00:13:23,703 --> 00:13:26,106 And while most people have to head to a specialized 355 00:13:26,206 --> 00:13:29,876 dispensary to pick up some rocky broccoli, in Florida, 356 00:13:29,976 --> 00:13:33,413 soon you'll be able to get it while you're 357 00:13:33,513 --> 00:13:35,048 running your usual errands. 358 00:13:35,148 --> 00:13:38,084 You can soon buy weed at the gas station. 359 00:13:38,185 --> 00:13:40,887 Circle K convenience stores in Florida 360 00:13:40,987 --> 00:13:43,323 will start selling cannabis next year. 361 00:13:43,423 --> 00:13:46,793 They hope it will make marijuana more mainstream. 362 00:13:46,893 --> 00:13:48,528 Customers will need special cards 363 00:13:48,628 --> 00:13:49,796 though, to buy their weed. 364 00:13:49,896 --> 00:13:53,366 Florida only allows medical marijuana sales. 365 00:13:53,466 --> 00:13:56,870 But hey, stop by the old corner store, pick up some weed 366 00:13:56,970 --> 00:13:58,138 and fill up your tank. 367 00:13:58,238 --> 00:14:00,407 Stop by the old corner store, pick up some weed 368 00:14:00,507 --> 00:14:01,408 and fill up your tank. 369 00:14:01,508 --> 00:14:03,477 That's right, Florida is becoming 370 00:14:03,577 --> 00:14:07,113 the first state in the country to sell weed at gas stations. 371 00:14:07,214 --> 00:14:09,282 And I know some people think, they don't think 372 00:14:09,382 --> 00:14:11,117 that weed should be this easily accessible, 373 00:14:11,218 --> 00:14:12,486 but let's be honest. 374 00:14:12,586 --> 00:14:14,254 It's probably going to be the healthiest thing that you're 375 00:14:14,354 --> 00:14:16,256 selling at a gas station. 376 00:14:16,356 --> 00:14:18,792 Yeah, now you're just going to reach past the Slim Jim's 377 00:14:18,892 --> 00:14:20,927 and the unregulated boner pills and you can find something 378 00:14:21,027 --> 00:14:23,196 with some actual nutrients. 379 00:14:23,296 --> 00:14:25,065 The thing that surprised me about the story, 380 00:14:25,165 --> 00:14:28,468 is that it's happening in Florida. 381 00:14:28,568 --> 00:14:30,737 You have to admit, you have to admit, people, 382 00:14:30,837 --> 00:14:33,306 Florida has range, you know? 383 00:14:33,406 --> 00:14:36,643 Yeah, sometimes it's all CRT turned my kids trans! 384 00:14:36,743 --> 00:14:38,378 Let's deport the illegals! 385 00:14:38,478 --> 00:14:40,547 And other times it's like, what if every oil 386 00:14:40,647 --> 00:14:44,317 change came with a free blunt? 387 00:14:44,417 --> 00:14:46,553 State has so many layers. 388 00:14:46,653 --> 00:14:48,388 And we should appreciate that before they all get 389 00:14:48,488 --> 00:14:49,756 washed away into the ocean. 390 00:14:49,823 --> 00:14:52,058 For more on this story, we now go 391 00:14:52,159 --> 00:14:54,928 live to Desi Lydic, who is at a Circle 392 00:14:55,028 --> 00:14:56,696 K in Tallahassee, Florida. 393 00:14:56,763 --> 00:14:57,797 Desi Lydic, everybody. 394 00:14:57,898 --> 00:14:58,765 [applause] 395 00:14:58,865 --> 00:15:01,067 [cheering] 396 00:15:01,168 --> 00:15:05,872 Desi, this seems like such a momentous moment. 397 00:15:05,972 --> 00:15:07,407 Are customers at the gas station 398 00:15:07,507 --> 00:15:13,713 excited about this new development? 399 00:15:13,780 --> 00:15:17,350 Yeah, yeah, The what? 400 00:15:17,450 --> 00:15:19,853 The development? 401 00:15:19,953 --> 00:15:22,189 Yes, the news about gas stations 402 00:15:22,289 --> 00:15:23,790 in Florida selling weed. 403 00:15:23,890 --> 00:15:27,494 It's the story that we sent you down there to cover. 404 00:15:27,594 --> 00:15:30,864 Oh! 405 00:15:30,964 --> 00:15:35,402 OK, I was trying to remember what I came here for. 406 00:15:35,502 --> 00:15:37,304 Hold on, hold on, Desi, are you, 407 00:15:37,404 --> 00:15:39,172 is that gas that you're spraying everywhere? 408 00:15:39,272 --> 00:15:40,974 What is that? 409 00:15:41,074 --> 00:15:44,144 Oh, I guess so. 410 00:15:44,244 --> 00:15:47,747 Yeah, I was filling up my tank right over there. 411 00:15:47,848 --> 00:15:51,451 And then you called, and I was like, oh shit, Trevor's 412 00:15:51,551 --> 00:15:53,820 calling me, I got to do TV. 413 00:15:53,920 --> 00:16:00,293 So, and then that's why I'm at the gas station. 414 00:16:00,393 --> 00:16:02,462 No, no, you're at the gas station 415 00:16:02,562 --> 00:16:06,066 to cover the story about them selling weed. 416 00:16:06,166 --> 00:16:09,369 Oh, yeah, yeah, no, they're selling weed right over there. 417 00:16:09,469 --> 00:16:10,470 Desi, Desi! 418 00:16:10,570 --> 00:16:12,405 Jesus, stop spraying the gasoline everywhere! 419 00:16:12,506 --> 00:16:14,274 What is wrong? 420 00:16:14,374 --> 00:16:16,409 Desi, have you been smoking weed? 421 00:16:16,510 --> 00:16:17,444 What? 422 00:16:17,544 --> 00:16:18,478 No! 423 00:16:18,578 --> 00:16:19,479 Oh, my God! 424 00:16:19,579 --> 00:16:20,714 Trevor, I'm at work. 425 00:16:20,780 --> 00:16:21,848 That would be so unprofessional. 426 00:16:21,948 --> 00:16:23,083 [rustling] 427 00:16:23,183 --> 00:16:26,786 OK, all right, good, because it just seems like you. 428 00:16:26,887 --> 00:16:28,788 Oh, wait. 429 00:16:28,889 --> 00:16:32,826 Maybe I have been smoking weed. 430 00:16:32,926 --> 00:16:34,060 Is that a joint? 431 00:16:34,161 --> 00:16:35,929 What are? 432 00:16:36,029 --> 00:16:36,930 Wait, Desi, no! 433 00:16:37,030 --> 00:16:38,431 Desi, don't do that, Desi! 434 00:16:38,532 --> 00:16:42,736 [explosion] 435 00:16:42,769 --> 00:16:43,737 [coughing] 436 00:16:43,770 --> 00:16:45,972 Oh, shit, Desi, are you? 437 00:16:46,072 --> 00:16:48,074 Oh, wow! 438 00:16:48,175 --> 00:16:51,344 Oh, oh, thank God. 439 00:16:51,444 --> 00:16:53,647 God damn this weed hits hard. 440 00:16:53,747 --> 00:16:55,015 All right, we're calling a cab for you. 441 00:16:55,115 --> 00:16:56,116 Desi Lydic, everybody. 442 00:16:56,216 --> 00:16:58,318 When we come back, I'm going to be talking 443 00:16:58,418 --> 00:17:00,320 to one of the stars of everyone's favorite new show, 444 00:17:00,420 --> 00:17:01,321 Abbott Elementary. 445 00:17:01,421 --> 00:17:02,889 Tyler James Williams is joining us. 446 00:17:02,989 --> 00:17:05,025 You don't want to miss it. 447 00:17:15,842 --> 00:17:16,243 [cheering] 448 00:17:16,343 --> 00:17:21,248 [applause] 449 00:17:21,348 --> 00:17:22,449 Welcome back to The Daily Show. 450 00:17:22,549 --> 00:17:25,051 My guest tonight is an Emmy-nominated actor 451 00:17:25,151 --> 00:17:27,420 who stars in the hit show, Abbott Elementary, 452 00:17:27,520 --> 00:17:29,456 which is now in its second season 453 00:17:29,556 --> 00:17:31,892 and airs Wednesdays on ABC. 454 00:17:31,992 --> 00:17:34,060 What do we think happened to that ice cube? 455 00:17:34,160 --> 00:17:37,464 I love bingo! 456 00:17:37,564 --> 00:17:39,900 This isn't the first time Micah has disrupted my class. 457 00:17:40,000 --> 00:17:41,534 From what I understand, he's obsessed with a TV 458 00:17:41,635 --> 00:17:43,470 show about Australian dogs. 459 00:17:43,570 --> 00:17:46,206 Blueish something, I don't know, it doesn't matter. 460 00:17:46,306 --> 00:17:47,741 What matters is, I've tried everything to keep 461 00:17:47,841 --> 00:17:49,276 him in line and nothing works. 462 00:17:49,376 --> 00:17:50,443 It's gotten to the point where even 463 00:17:50,544 --> 00:17:52,846 his classmates are annoyed. 464 00:17:52,946 --> 00:17:54,881 Do you know how hard it is to annoy a first grader? 465 00:17:54,981 --> 00:17:55,949 Bingo. 466 00:17:56,049 --> 00:17:56,950 Bingo. 467 00:17:57,050 --> 00:17:58,785 Bingo, bingo, bingo. 468 00:17:58,885 --> 00:18:00,720 Everybody, eyes up here, right? 469 00:18:00,820 --> 00:18:02,389 Bluey. 470 00:18:02,489 --> 00:18:03,623 Bluey. 471 00:18:03,723 --> 00:18:05,659 The show was called Bluey. 472 00:18:05,759 --> 00:18:07,427 Please welcome Tyler James Williams. 473 00:18:07,527 --> 00:18:08,428 [cheering] 474 00:18:08,528 --> 00:18:15,535 [applause] 475 00:18:23,443 --> 00:18:24,611 Tyler James Williams, welcome to The Daily Show. 476 00:18:24,711 --> 00:18:25,612 It's good to be here. 477 00:18:25,712 --> 00:18:26,680 It is great to see you here. 478 00:18:26,780 --> 00:18:27,781 That's yours, yeah, enjoy it. 479 00:18:27,881 --> 00:18:29,216 You can take the mug with you and everything. 480 00:18:29,316 --> 00:18:30,217 Fantastic. 481 00:18:30,317 --> 00:18:32,752 Yeah, one of the perks. 482 00:18:32,852 --> 00:18:34,187 First of all, congratulations. 483 00:18:34,287 --> 00:18:35,322 Thank you very much. 484 00:18:35,455 --> 00:18:37,591 On all of your success, your continued success. 485 00:18:37,691 --> 00:18:39,659 You know, I fell in love with you as an actor 486 00:18:39,759 --> 00:18:41,261 on Everybody Hates Chris. 487 00:18:41,361 --> 00:18:42,829 I've been following you ever since. 488 00:18:42,929 --> 00:18:43,964 [cheering] 489 00:18:44,064 --> 00:18:44,965 Thank you. 490 00:18:45,065 --> 00:18:46,333 It was so good to see you. 491 00:18:46,466 --> 00:18:48,535 I mean, you know, you've obviously 492 00:18:48,635 --> 00:18:51,338 done cameos in other shows and you've played other parts, 493 00:18:51,471 --> 00:18:54,541 but Abbott Elementary is a force. 494 00:18:54,641 --> 00:18:55,809 You got an Emmy nomination for it. 495 00:18:55,909 --> 00:18:56,810 Yeah, yeah. 496 00:18:56,910 --> 00:18:59,546 Congratulations on that as well. 497 00:18:59,646 --> 00:19:00,547 You've been phenomenal. 498 00:19:00,647 --> 00:19:02,349 The whole cost has been phenomenal. 499 00:19:02,482 --> 00:19:03,650 You know what's amazing about the show? 500 00:19:03,750 --> 00:19:07,254 Isn't just the fact that it is a network 501 00:19:07,354 --> 00:19:09,723 show that everyone said was, everyone said network is dead. 502 00:19:09,823 --> 00:19:10,724 Dead, yeah. 503 00:19:10,824 --> 00:19:11,958 TV comedies, nobody wants any more. 504 00:19:12,058 --> 00:19:13,493 People want procedurals, people want, 505 00:19:13,560 --> 00:19:16,296 and you brought a show that people watch live, 506 00:19:16,429 --> 00:19:17,597 that people watch together, people want 507 00:19:17,697 --> 00:19:18,598 to speak about the next day. 508 00:19:18,698 --> 00:19:21,268 What do you, what do you think is 509 00:19:21,434 --> 00:19:24,170 part of the reason the show is so successful and resonates? 510 00:19:24,271 --> 00:19:25,872 I think people want to feel good, man. 511 00:19:25,972 --> 00:19:28,909 I think after 2020 and what has continued 512 00:19:29,009 --> 00:19:32,212 to be the pandemic and our political climate, 513 00:19:32,312 --> 00:19:34,447 I think, we found a lot that we could be mad about 514 00:19:34,481 --> 00:19:35,448 and a lot of things we could yell 515 00:19:35,549 --> 00:19:36,716 at each other about, but not much that we 516 00:19:36,816 --> 00:19:38,051 could laugh about together. - Right. 517 00:19:38,151 --> 00:19:39,953 And this is one of those shows that kind of brings 518 00:19:40,053 --> 00:19:42,255 people together and you can talk about it the day 519 00:19:42,355 --> 00:19:44,457 after and kind of laugh at what we to be 520 00:19:44,558 --> 00:19:45,458 a broken educational system. 521 00:19:45,559 --> 00:19:46,560 Uh-huh. 522 00:19:46,660 --> 00:19:48,361 But if we can't laugh about it, then what? 523 00:19:48,461 --> 00:19:50,497 It's kind of the same concept is this, this thing 524 00:19:50,597 --> 00:19:51,498 you got going on here. 525 00:19:51,598 --> 00:19:52,566 You mean this thing right here. 526 00:19:52,666 --> 00:19:53,500 I mean, now that I say it, yeah, this thing 527 00:19:53,600 --> 00:19:56,002 right, this thing, yeah. 528 00:19:56,102 --> 00:19:57,237 What I've loved about the show, 529 00:19:57,337 --> 00:20:00,774 is how beloved it has become in the education space. 530 00:20:00,874 --> 00:20:02,809 Like, teachers love the show. 531 00:20:02,909 --> 00:20:05,245 On multiple occasions, Abbott Elementary has, for instance, 532 00:20:05,345 --> 00:20:07,814 given away its marketing budget to buy supplies for teachers 533 00:20:07,914 --> 00:20:09,049 around the country, to raise awareness 534 00:20:09,149 --> 00:20:10,350 for how they're not getting paid enough 535 00:20:10,483 --> 00:20:11,484 or they don't have enough. 536 00:20:11,551 --> 00:20:13,853 The stories talk about what's happening 537 00:20:13,954 --> 00:20:16,523 in the American schooling system, but with grace. 538 00:20:16,623 --> 00:20:18,725 I think that's one of the things I've really appreciated 539 00:20:18,825 --> 00:20:20,427 is that it's not like a mockery of teachers. 540 00:20:20,527 --> 00:20:21,428 No! 541 00:20:21,528 --> 00:20:23,230 And it doesn't shit on anybody, 542 00:20:23,330 --> 00:20:25,165 but it's really honest in people's failings. 543 00:20:25,265 --> 00:20:26,433 Yeah. 544 00:20:26,466 --> 00:20:30,170 I mean, if we can't look at where we are right now 545 00:20:30,270 --> 00:20:33,173 and make some kind of commentary on it 546 00:20:33,273 --> 00:20:35,976 that isn't incredibly divisive, then 547 00:20:36,076 --> 00:20:37,310 I don't know what we're doing. 548 00:20:37,444 --> 00:20:38,879 That's what network TV is supposed to do. 549 00:20:38,979 --> 00:20:40,847 It's woven into the fabric of American culture. 550 00:20:40,947 --> 00:20:42,215 You know what I mean? 551 00:20:42,315 --> 00:20:44,017 We've always sat down together and we've watched something 552 00:20:44,117 --> 00:20:46,353 and we've talked about it at the water cooler or whatever. 553 00:20:46,453 --> 00:20:49,256 So the American sitcom kind of can't die. 554 00:20:49,356 --> 00:20:54,127 If the American sitcom dies, we're [bleeped].. 555 00:20:54,227 --> 00:20:55,929 It's actually interesting you say that, 556 00:20:56,029 --> 00:20:57,464 because I was talking to a friend about this 557 00:20:57,497 --> 00:20:59,232 the other day, and I was saying people take 558 00:20:59,332 --> 00:21:04,004 for granted how powerful and how connective it was to have 559 00:21:04,104 --> 00:21:05,005 shows that people shared. 560 00:21:05,105 --> 00:21:06,106 Yes. 561 00:21:06,206 --> 00:21:07,641 You share a reality, you share an experience, 562 00:21:07,741 --> 00:21:08,808 you share something that brings you 563 00:21:08,909 --> 00:21:09,976 together as opposed to politics, 564 00:21:10,076 --> 00:21:11,311 which always divides people. 565 00:21:11,478 --> 00:21:14,047 You've been in this business forever. 566 00:21:14,147 --> 00:21:15,415 Since you were what? - Four. 567 00:21:15,448 --> 00:21:16,416 Four years old. 568 00:21:16,449 --> 00:21:17,417 Since I was four. 569 00:21:17,450 --> 00:21:19,553 You're normal though. 570 00:21:19,653 --> 00:21:20,720 Enough. 571 00:21:20,820 --> 00:21:21,788 I'm normal enough. 572 00:21:21,888 --> 00:21:23,690 How? 573 00:21:23,790 --> 00:21:25,825 I really like the work, man. 574 00:21:25,926 --> 00:21:30,764 I really like telling stories and representing people 575 00:21:30,864 --> 00:21:36,002 and empathizing with characters and going into people's 576 00:21:36,102 --> 00:21:39,039 living rooms week to week. 577 00:21:39,139 --> 00:21:40,941 You're great, but this is the part they pay me for. 578 00:21:41,041 --> 00:21:42,309 - Right. - You know what I mean? 579 00:21:42,442 --> 00:21:43,743 The press stuff is what they make me, 580 00:21:43,843 --> 00:21:45,078 they send me out to do. 581 00:21:45,178 --> 00:21:46,279 Oh, so they forced you to do this. 582 00:21:46,446 --> 00:21:47,314 Ultimately, yeah, but it's great, 583 00:21:47,447 --> 00:21:48,315 I'm so happy to be here. 584 00:21:48,448 --> 00:21:49,316 No, no, no, it's cool, it's cool. 585 00:21:49,449 --> 00:21:50,483 You're great. 586 00:21:50,584 --> 00:21:51,585 You're a great time, you're really great time. 587 00:21:51,685 --> 00:21:52,452 - I thought-- - Don't take it personally. 588 00:21:52,519 --> 00:21:53,453 No, no that's fine. 589 00:21:53,520 --> 00:21:54,888 No, because you're wonderful. 590 00:21:54,988 --> 00:21:56,690 - No, no, I'm just saying, you. - Just go. 591 00:21:56,790 --> 00:21:58,024 I love doing the thing-- 592 00:21:58,124 --> 00:21:59,626 It's not a reflection of you in any way, shape, or form. 593 00:21:59,726 --> 00:22:00,660 Why would it be a reflection of me? 594 00:22:00,760 --> 00:22:02,128 You just forced yourself to, you know what? 595 00:22:02,229 --> 00:22:03,463 It's fine. 596 00:22:03,496 --> 00:22:08,235 Let's watch a clip of you when you were a lot nicer. 597 00:22:08,335 --> 00:22:09,970 No, this is one of my favorite. 598 00:22:10,070 --> 00:22:12,572 I just, I've watched so many different clips of you 599 00:22:12,672 --> 00:22:13,807 doing so many different shows. 600 00:22:13,907 --> 00:22:15,308 This is one of my favorites of you on Sesame Street. 601 00:22:15,408 --> 00:22:16,309 Have we got this? 602 00:22:16,409 --> 00:22:17,510 Rubber Ducky wants you to draw 603 00:22:17,611 --> 00:22:18,511 something on the computer. 604 00:22:18,612 --> 00:22:19,713 [quacking] 605 00:22:19,813 --> 00:22:21,514 And he and I will try to guess what it is you drew. 606 00:22:21,615 --> 00:22:22,515 OK. 607 00:22:22,616 --> 00:22:23,984 So how do you do it? 608 00:22:24,084 --> 00:22:24,985 You take this. 609 00:22:25,085 --> 00:22:25,986 What's that thing? 610 00:22:26,086 --> 00:22:28,588 It's a mouse. 611 00:22:28,688 --> 00:22:29,589 Are you kidding me! 612 00:22:29,689 --> 00:22:34,027 What? 613 00:22:34,127 --> 00:22:36,196 So as you can tell, my voice has not changed at all. 614 00:22:36,296 --> 00:22:37,197 It hasn't changed at all. 615 00:22:37,297 --> 00:22:38,331 It's the exact same. 616 00:22:38,431 --> 00:22:39,766 Wow, that goes all the way back. 617 00:22:39,866 --> 00:22:41,434 Yeah, I was about four or five for that. 618 00:22:41,468 --> 00:22:43,136 Yeah, that is, I mean, you say 619 00:22:43,236 --> 00:22:45,972 you want to talk about woven into the fabric, that is you 620 00:22:46,072 --> 00:22:47,507 and that is your career. 621 00:22:47,607 --> 00:22:48,508 Yeah. 622 00:22:48,608 --> 00:22:50,610 When you look at your journey, 623 00:22:50,710 --> 00:22:52,746 I know everyone talks about being grateful 624 00:22:52,846 --> 00:22:54,147 and it's always easy to be grateful 625 00:22:54,247 --> 00:22:56,583 for the momentous moments. 626 00:22:56,683 --> 00:23:01,021 What is the most insignificant seeming moment in your life 627 00:23:01,121 --> 00:23:02,789 that you're the most grateful for because 628 00:23:02,889 --> 00:23:05,759 of how it shaped you or how it's shaped 629 00:23:05,859 --> 00:23:07,193 the life that you live now? 630 00:23:07,294 --> 00:23:10,897 Oh, that's a good one. 631 00:23:10,997 --> 00:23:15,969 Um, you know, I think it would be a series 632 00:23:16,069 --> 00:23:17,404 of moments, if anything. 633 00:23:17,437 --> 00:23:21,441 It's the fact that I guess more of a concept. 634 00:23:21,541 --> 00:23:24,544 The fact that my audience has literally grown up with me. 635 00:23:24,644 --> 00:23:25,545 Right. 636 00:23:25,645 --> 00:23:27,747 And we're all here together now. 637 00:23:27,847 --> 00:23:31,418 That, that's the thing that when I sit down 638 00:23:31,451 --> 00:23:32,919 at night and like all the lights are off 639 00:23:33,019 --> 00:23:34,621 and like last thoughts are going through your head, 640 00:23:34,721 --> 00:23:36,189 that's kind of the craziest thing for me is, 641 00:23:36,289 --> 00:23:39,492 like we all grew up together and now we're all here. 642 00:23:39,593 --> 00:23:42,062 We're trying to figure this life out together. 643 00:23:42,162 --> 00:23:44,598 And hopefully, I can continue to do that until we 644 00:23:44,698 --> 00:23:46,933 all are deep in our 80s. 645 00:23:47,033 --> 00:23:48,802 Man, that gave me goosebumps. 646 00:23:48,902 --> 00:23:50,237 I love you so much, brother, thank 647 00:23:50,337 --> 00:23:51,304 you so much for being here. 648 00:23:51,438 --> 00:23:52,339 For real, man. 649 00:23:52,439 --> 00:23:54,040 One of the funniest human beings 650 00:23:54,140 --> 00:23:56,576 I've ever watched and had the pleasure of speaking to. 651 00:23:56,676 --> 00:23:57,744 Tyler James Williams, everybody. 652 00:23:57,844 --> 00:23:59,446 We're going to take a quick break 653 00:23:59,512 --> 00:24:01,982 and we'll be right back after this. 654 00:24:02,082 --> 00:24:03,850 Man, for real. 655 00:24:10,924 --> 00:24:11,824 That's our show for today. 656 00:24:11,925 --> 00:24:13,126 Charlamagne is coming up next. 657 00:24:13,226 --> 00:24:16,062 Now here it is, your moment of zen. 658 00:24:16,162 --> 00:24:18,598 If Donald Trump is the Republican nominee 659 00:24:18,698 --> 00:24:22,001 for president in 2024, will you vote for him? 660 00:24:22,101 --> 00:24:27,106 Well, there might be somebody else I'd prefer more. 661 00:24:27,206 --> 00:24:30,276 Mike Pence, it is your God. 662 00:24:30,376 --> 00:24:32,512 Do not run for president. 663 00:24:32,612 --> 00:24:34,213 No one likes you. 664 00:24:34,314 --> 00:24:36,449 You'll get like six votes. 665 00:24:36,549 --> 00:24:41,187 Your own party tried to hang you, for Christ's sake.