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ANNOUNCER: Coming
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America, it's The Daily Show.
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Tonight, another prime
minister gone again,
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gas stations are selling weed,
and Tyler James Williams.
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This is The Daily
Show with Trevor Noah.
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Hey, what's going
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Welcome to The Daily Show.
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I'm Trevor Noah.
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Thank you so much
for tuning in.
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Thank you for coming
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So good to see you.
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Look at this.
Oh, wow.
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Take a seat, everybody.
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Take a seat.
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Take a seat.
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Wow, this feels amazing.
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I feel like I've
met you before.
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This is wonderful.
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We've got a great
show for you tonight.
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Coronavirus has a
fun new side effect.
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Britain loses another queen.
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And we'll find out why
Florida now has the greatest
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gas stations of all time.
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So let's do this, people.
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Let's jump straight
into today's headlines.
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All right.
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I'm going to be honest, people.
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With all the news
that happened today,
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I don't think we have enough
space in today's show.
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We tried everything we
could to pack it all in.
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You know, we tried
to tighten it.
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I even put the news on
a crash diet, you know,
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so it would get
small enough to fit.
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But those diets
don't really work.
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So now there's even
more news than ever.
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And I've got a pantry
full of tummy tea.
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The point is we just
don't have the time.
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Fortunately, not
enough time is just
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enough time for a
segment we call Ain't
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Nobody Got Time For That.
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All right, let's kick things
off with an old-school story
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that's an update on the
coronavirus pandemic
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or, as we call it
now, just life.
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Now that pretty much everyone
has gotten through COVID
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at least, what, seven times,
scientists are wondering what
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that's doing to our bodies.
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And the answer is not great.
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We have some more concerning
news now about the long-term
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impact of COVID-19.
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A study shows that
it speeds up aging.
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REPORTER: An
epidemiology expert
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from Washington University in
St. Louis studied long COVID's
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impacts on your organs.
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In his research,
he noticed patterns
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indicating the kidneys,
the brain, and the heart
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all age faster after
a bout with the virus.
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Yeah, that's right.
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Researchers say COVID
can cause your organs
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to age faster than you are.
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I'm not even sure
what that means.
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I guess you turn on the
TV to watch Euphoria,
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and your kidneys are like,
what about Blue Bloods?
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Come on!
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No, but for real, this
is disturbing news.
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Fighting COVID is so difficult
that it ages your body parts.
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I mean, that is a great
excuse for the next time
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you can't perform in
bed, though, you know?
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Baby, you got to understand,
my penis is, like, 85.
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And this is the scary
thing about COVID.
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Because it's a novel
virus, we still
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don't know what the long-term
side effects might be.
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And what sucks is that it's
always going to be bad.
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We know it's always
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Like, viruses never
have good side effects.
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News anchors are never like,
(DEEP VOICE) breaking news,
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we're learning now
that 9 out of 10
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people suffering from long
COVID get those sexy V things.
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This is hot.
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Now, if we had
more time, we could
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talk about the long-term
strain COVID is going
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to put on the
medical system or how
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weird organs are in general.
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Like, why do we have so many?
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Why don't we just have one
big one that runs everything?
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But we can't get into that
important medical discussion.
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Because while COVID keeps
coming up with new ways
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to attack our bodies, the virus
of Russia, Vladimir Putin,
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has found new ways
to attack Ukraine.
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Well, tonight a
third of Ukraine
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is without power after Russia
destroyed power stations
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in the last eight days.
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President Zelensky says
Russia has thrown the country
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into massive blackouts,
and is urging his nation
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to brace for a tough winter.
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REPORTER: For the
last month, Russia
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has targeted Ukraine's
electricity grid,
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especially substations
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points between cities.
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REPORTER: Just
yesterday, Russia
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unleashed these, a
swarm of kamikaze drones
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to dive bomb energy facilities
throughout the city.
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Yeah, after being beaten
back by Ukraine's forces
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on the ground, Putin
has now resorted
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to using kamikaze drones--
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catty bitch.
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And, you know, if this doesn't
prove that Putin's strategy
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is failing, nothing will.
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Because you never need to use
kamikaze when you're winning.
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You know?
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It's like, anytime you see
someone rushing somewhere
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with their hands
full of paper towels,
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you know things are not
going according to plan.
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Oh, shit.
Oh, shit.
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Oh, shit.
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Oh, shit.
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And, by the way, also, can
we stop calling them
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kamikaze drones?
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If there's not a person
inside, it's not kamikaze.
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That's just
ghost-riding the whip.
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And kamikaze is from Japan.
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So this is a war crime and
cultural appropriation.
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So you're canceled,
Vladimir Putin!
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Yeah, let's see if Twitter
will do what the UN could not.
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[applause]
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By the way, an interesting
detail in this story
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is that Russia had
to buy these drones
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from Iran, which
kind of makes you
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question their military might.
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You're supposed to
be one of the most
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powerful militaries
in the world,
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but you ran out
of shit already.
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Like, you realize America
never runs out of weapons--
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never.
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America has so many weapons.
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Sometimes it will sell
weapons to countries
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that it's going to fight
just to make space, you know?
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Be like, all right,
here you go, Iraq.
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All right, now let's do this.
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Pow, pow, pow, pow, pow!
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Now, if we had
more time, we could
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talk about how Russia's
access to weapons
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from other countries reminds
us that the global sanctions
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aren't as global as we think.
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Because they still have
ties to Asia, South
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America, and the Middle East.
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Or we could talk about how
this Ukraine war is completely
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derailing not just Ukraine,
but also Europe's economy
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and their energy supplies.
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But we don't have the
time to get into that.
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Because while Ukraine
is in turmoil,
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there's another
country in Europe
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that somehow is an even more
of a shit situation today--
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Great Britain.
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And that's one
story we definitely
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need to make time for.
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Breaking across the pond,
a political earthquake.
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Just 44 days-- that is how
long Prime Minister Liz
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Truss was in office
before resigning
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just in the last few hours.
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I recognize, though,
given the situation,
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I cannot deliver the mandate
on which I was elected
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by the Conservative Party.
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REPORTER: This makes Truss
now the shortest-serving
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prime minister in 301 years.
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God damn, Britain,
another prime minister?
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Another prime minister?
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And this one only
lasted 44 days.
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Boris Johnson had COVID parties
that were longer than that.
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You realize how hard it is
to get tired of somebody
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this quickly?
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Usually, politicians
get a period of time
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where you like them first,
and then you hate them.
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But Britain hated Liz Truss
basically from day one.
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Imagine being on a first date--
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on a first date with someone,
and they're like, oh,
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I'm so sick of all your shit.
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Like, but we just met.
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It's like, I know,
and I'm suffocating.
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Actually, if this
was a relationship,
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I feel like, at this point,
Britain's friends would
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be sitting down with
it like, listen, honey,
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you've been through four
prime ministers in six years.
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They can't all be
the problem, huh?
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I'm just saying, maybe
it's time to turn the vote
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of no confidence on yourself.
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Yeah?
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In fact, for the
next prime minister,
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maybe the UK should take
things a little slow.
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Yeah, this is chaos.
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For the next one, maybe--
maybe don't put a label on it.
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It's so much pressure,
the prime minister.
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Maybe just have them be
the person who lives at 10
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Downing Street.
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In fact, don't even live there.
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Just sleep over here
and there, you know?
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Yeah, then maybe leave a
toothbrush behind, you know,
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and then they get a
drawer for their clothes.
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And then, when
you're sure that this
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is the prime minister for you,
then you bring them to meet
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your friends at the G7.
How about that?
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You know?
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Like, yeah, yeah,
we're a thing now.
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We're a thing.
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[applause]
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Oh, and by the way, remember,
the reason Liz Truss
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lost her job is because she
came into office making worse
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decisions than a company's
social media manager
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during Black History Month--
terrible budget plans,
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firing finance ministers,
going back on her own policies,
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sending the queen
to meet Jesus.
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Things were going so badly--
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so badly that the British press
trolled her with vegetables.
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REPORTER: In a sign of just
how tenuous her standing was
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and perhaps how brutal
UK politics can be,
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a British newspaper began
tracking a head of lettuce
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to see if the embattled
Truss would last longer
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than the produce, and it did.
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[laughter]
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Oh, that's humiliating.
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That is humil-- imagine
being so bad at your job
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that you lose a joke contest.
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Yeah, because at first,
people were like, [laughs]
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I bet she can't last longer
than a head of lettuce.
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And then by the end of it, they
were like, (BRITISH ACCENT)
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should the lettuce
be prime minister?
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[laughter]
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And maybe the lettuce
will be the only one
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that wants the job.
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Because right now
Britain's parliament
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sounds more chaotic
than a family reunion
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at Herschel Walker's house.
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REPORTER: Yesterday was
a shambolic day for her.
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We heard early in the day
that her interior minister,
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the Home Secretary,
Suella Braverman,
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had resigned over an issue over
improper use of her emails.
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And then later in the
day, we heard that she
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had in fact been fired.
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And then there was a vote
in the House of Commons,
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which descended into chaos.
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Some lawmakers allege that
government officials were
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actually physically
pushing them,
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intimidating them
into making decisions
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that they wouldn't
otherwise have made.
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One lawmaker even
alleged that some MPs
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were crying in the toilets
of the House of Commons.
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What a shit show.
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Did you hear that?
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People were shoving each
other, crying, swearing,
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quitting, unquitting.
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It's almost like
the whole government
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turned into a high school
drama club rehearsal.
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I mean, members
of parliament were
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crying in the toilet--
multiple members of parliament.
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Like, how many?
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Was there a line?
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You know?
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There's people like,
(BRITISH ACCENT)
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are you almost done in there?
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Are you almost done?
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Other people are waiting
to cry, too, you know?
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It's coming out!
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Hurry!
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It's coming out!
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It's actually too bad that this
happened in Britain and not
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in Japan.
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Because at least Japanese
toilets are so advanced,
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they can probably actually
help and console you.
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You know?
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[sobbing]
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TOILET: There, there, Trevor.
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You're doing the best you can.
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Thanks, Toto.
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TOILET: Don't forget to wipe.
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Yeah, I remember.
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TOILET: Wiping is
very important.
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Remember what
happened last time?
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Shut [bleep] up, Toto!
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Just shut up!
Shut up!
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You're not--
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TOILET: You got that big rash.
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No, just shut up, Toto!
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You're not helping.
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[sobbing]
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You know--
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[laughter]
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[cheering]
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The craziest part
of this whole story
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is that Liz Truss only became
prime minister because Boris
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Johnson was embroiled
in so many scandals
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that he was forced to resign.
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That's the only reason
she got the job.
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So you'll never guess who
might be replacing her.
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The big issue, though,
for the Conservative Party
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and for this country is that
no one really knows who's going
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to be able to replace her.
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There are a number
of names in the mix,
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including, I have to
say, Boris Johnson, who's
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currently on holiday, on
vacation at the moment
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in the Caribbean.
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REPORTER: There are a number
of Conservative Party members
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who are calling for Boris
Johnson to return to the helm.
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I went to my constituency
at the weekend.
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And the strong
message that I got
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was, bring back Boris Johnson.
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Some supporters and some
allies of Boris Johnson
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say that he may throw his name
into the ring, which would be
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pretty remarkable since he
was forced out by scandal
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just six or seven weeks ago.
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Oh, that's right, people.
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Old Boris Johnson is looking
pretty good right now,
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isn't he?
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Not physically, of course.
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Physically, no, he
looks like a Pomeranian
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who got stuck in a dryer.
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Politically, though,
people like, he's not bad.
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Here's an honest
question though.
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Britain, are you-- are
you guys really going
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to put Boris back in office?
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Boris "Scandals" Johnson?
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There is nobody else
who could do this job?
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Nobody in the entire country?
330
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What about Paddington?
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Everybody loves him.
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[laughter]
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Yeah.
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With that voice, he could
even have bad policies.
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No one would care.
(IMITATING PADDINGTON)
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I want to burn
all the migrants.
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Aw, you crazy tyrant.
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Now, look, if we had more time,
we could try and figure out
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Britain's next top minister.
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Or we could place bets on
how long they would last.
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But we don't have the
time because we have
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to go to an ad break
that is probably going
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to last longer than Liz Truss.
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We'll be right back.
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[cheering]
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[applause]
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[cheering]
348
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Welcome back to
The Daily Show.
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Let's take a moment to talk
about marijuana, a.k.a.
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weed, chronic, the devil's
kale, George W. Kush.
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Whatever you call it, weed
is becoming more and more
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mainstream in America.
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And is now legal in
some form in 37 states.
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And while most people have
to head to a specialized
355
00:13:26,206 --> 00:13:29,876
dispensary to pick up some
rocky broccoli, in Florida,
356
00:13:29,976 --> 00:13:33,413
soon you'll be able
to get it while you're
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running your usual errands.
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You can soon buy weed
at the gas station.
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Circle K convenience
stores in Florida
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will start selling
cannabis next year.
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They hope it will make
marijuana more mainstream.
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Customers will
need special cards
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though, to buy their weed.
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Florida only allows
medical marijuana sales.
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But hey, stop by the old
corner store, pick up some weed
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and fill up your tank.
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Stop by the old corner
store, pick up some weed
368
00:14:00,507 --> 00:14:01,408
and fill up your tank.
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00:14:01,508 --> 00:14:03,477
That's right,
Florida is becoming
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the first state in the country
to sell weed at gas stations.
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And I know some people
think, they don't think
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that weed should be
this easily accessible,
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00:14:11,218 --> 00:14:12,486
but let's be honest.
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It's probably going to be the
healthiest thing that you're
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selling at a gas station.
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00:14:16,356 --> 00:14:18,792
Yeah, now you're just going
to reach past the Slim Jim's
377
00:14:18,892 --> 00:14:20,927
and the unregulated boner pills
and you can find something
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00:14:21,027 --> 00:14:23,196
with some actual nutrients.
379
00:14:23,296 --> 00:14:25,065
The thing that surprised
me about the story,
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is that it's
happening in Florida.
381
00:14:28,568 --> 00:14:30,737
You have to admit, you
have to admit, people,
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00:14:30,837 --> 00:14:33,306
Florida has range, you know?
383
00:14:33,406 --> 00:14:36,643
Yeah, sometimes it's all
CRT turned my kids trans!
384
00:14:36,743 --> 00:14:38,378
Let's deport the illegals!
385
00:14:38,478 --> 00:14:40,547
And other times it's
like, what if every oil
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00:14:40,647 --> 00:14:44,317
change came with a free blunt?
387
00:14:44,417 --> 00:14:46,553
State has so many layers.
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00:14:46,653 --> 00:14:48,388
And we should appreciate
that before they all get
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washed away into the ocean.
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00:14:49,823 --> 00:14:52,058
For more on this
story, we now go
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live to Desi Lydic,
who is at a Circle
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00:14:55,028 --> 00:14:56,696
K in Tallahassee, Florida.
393
00:14:56,763 --> 00:14:57,797
Desi Lydic, everybody.
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00:14:57,898 --> 00:14:58,765
[applause]
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00:14:58,865 --> 00:15:01,067
[cheering]
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00:15:01,168 --> 00:15:05,872
Desi, this seems like
such a momentous moment.
397
00:15:05,972 --> 00:15:07,407
Are customers at
the gas station
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00:15:07,507 --> 00:15:13,713
excited about this
new development?
399
00:15:13,780 --> 00:15:17,350
Yeah, yeah, The what?
400
00:15:17,450 --> 00:15:19,853
The development?
401
00:15:19,953 --> 00:15:22,189
Yes, the news
about gas stations
402
00:15:22,289 --> 00:15:23,790
in Florida selling weed.
403
00:15:23,890 --> 00:15:27,494
It's the story that we sent
you down there to cover.
404
00:15:27,594 --> 00:15:30,864
Oh!
405
00:15:30,964 --> 00:15:35,402
OK, I was trying to remember
what I came here for.
406
00:15:35,502 --> 00:15:37,304
Hold on, hold
on, Desi, are you,
407
00:15:37,404 --> 00:15:39,172
is that gas that you're
spraying everywhere?
408
00:15:39,272 --> 00:15:40,974
What is that?
409
00:15:41,074 --> 00:15:44,144
Oh, I guess so.
410
00:15:44,244 --> 00:15:47,747
Yeah, I was filling up
my tank right over there.
411
00:15:47,848 --> 00:15:51,451
And then you called, and I
was like, oh shit, Trevor's
412
00:15:51,551 --> 00:15:53,820
calling me, I got to do TV.
413
00:15:53,920 --> 00:16:00,293
So, and then that's why
I'm at the gas station.
414
00:16:00,393 --> 00:16:02,462
No, no, you're
at the gas station
415
00:16:02,562 --> 00:16:06,066
to cover the story
about them selling weed.
416
00:16:06,166 --> 00:16:09,369
Oh, yeah, yeah, no, they're
selling weed right over there.
417
00:16:09,469 --> 00:16:10,470
Desi, Desi!
418
00:16:10,570 --> 00:16:12,405
Jesus, stop spraying
the gasoline everywhere!
419
00:16:12,506 --> 00:16:14,274
What is wrong?
420
00:16:14,374 --> 00:16:16,409
Desi, have you
been smoking weed?
421
00:16:16,510 --> 00:16:17,444
What?
422
00:16:17,544 --> 00:16:18,478
No!
423
00:16:18,578 --> 00:16:19,479
Oh, my God!
424
00:16:19,579 --> 00:16:20,714
Trevor, I'm at work.
425
00:16:20,780 --> 00:16:21,848
That would be so
unprofessional.
426
00:16:21,948 --> 00:16:23,083
[rustling]
427
00:16:23,183 --> 00:16:26,786
OK, all right, good, because
it just seems like you.
428
00:16:26,887 --> 00:16:28,788
Oh, wait.
429
00:16:28,889 --> 00:16:32,826
Maybe I have been smoking weed.
430
00:16:32,926 --> 00:16:34,060
Is that a joint?
431
00:16:34,161 --> 00:16:35,929
What are?
432
00:16:36,029 --> 00:16:36,930
Wait, Desi, no!
433
00:16:37,030 --> 00:16:38,431
Desi, don't do that, Desi!
434
00:16:38,532 --> 00:16:42,736
[explosion]
435
00:16:42,769 --> 00:16:43,737
[coughing]
436
00:16:43,770 --> 00:16:45,972
Oh, shit, Desi, are you?
437
00:16:46,072 --> 00:16:48,074
Oh, wow!
438
00:16:48,175 --> 00:16:51,344
Oh, oh, thank God.
439
00:16:51,444 --> 00:16:53,647
God damn this weed hits hard.
440
00:16:53,747 --> 00:16:55,015
All right, we're
calling a cab for you.
441
00:16:55,115 --> 00:16:56,116
Desi Lydic, everybody.
442
00:16:56,216 --> 00:16:58,318
When we come back, I'm
going to be talking
443
00:16:58,418 --> 00:17:00,320
to one of the stars of
everyone's favorite new show,
444
00:17:00,420 --> 00:17:01,321
Abbott Elementary.
445
00:17:01,421 --> 00:17:02,889
Tyler James Williams
is joining us.
446
00:17:02,989 --> 00:17:05,025
You don't want to miss it.
447
00:17:15,842 --> 00:17:16,243
[cheering]
448
00:17:16,343 --> 00:17:21,248
[applause]
449
00:17:21,348 --> 00:17:22,449
Welcome back to
The Daily Show.
450
00:17:22,549 --> 00:17:25,051
My guest tonight is an
Emmy-nominated actor
451
00:17:25,151 --> 00:17:27,420
who stars in the hit
show, Abbott Elementary,
452
00:17:27,520 --> 00:17:29,456
which is now in
its second season
453
00:17:29,556 --> 00:17:31,892
and airs Wednesdays on ABC.
454
00:17:31,992 --> 00:17:34,060
What do we think
happened to that ice cube?
455
00:17:34,160 --> 00:17:37,464
I love bingo!
456
00:17:37,564 --> 00:17:39,900
This isn't the first time
Micah has disrupted my class.
457
00:17:40,000 --> 00:17:41,534
From what I understand,
he's obsessed with a TV
458
00:17:41,635 --> 00:17:43,470
show about Australian dogs.
459
00:17:43,570 --> 00:17:46,206
Blueish something, I don't
know, it doesn't matter.
460
00:17:46,306 --> 00:17:47,741
What matters is, I've
tried everything to keep
461
00:17:47,841 --> 00:17:49,276
him in line and nothing works.
462
00:17:49,376 --> 00:17:50,443
It's gotten to the
point where even
463
00:17:50,544 --> 00:17:52,846
his classmates are annoyed.
464
00:17:52,946 --> 00:17:54,881
Do you know how hard it is
to annoy a first grader?
465
00:17:54,981 --> 00:17:55,949
Bingo.
466
00:17:56,049 --> 00:17:56,950
Bingo.
467
00:17:57,050 --> 00:17:58,785
Bingo, bingo, bingo.
468
00:17:58,885 --> 00:18:00,720
Everybody, eyes
up here, right?
469
00:18:00,820 --> 00:18:02,389
Bluey.
470
00:18:02,489 --> 00:18:03,623
Bluey.
471
00:18:03,723 --> 00:18:05,659
The show was called Bluey.
472
00:18:05,759 --> 00:18:07,427
Please welcome
Tyler James Williams.
473
00:18:07,527 --> 00:18:08,428
[cheering]
474
00:18:08,528 --> 00:18:15,535
[applause]
475
00:18:23,443 --> 00:18:24,611
Tyler James Williams,
welcome to The Daily Show.
476
00:18:24,711 --> 00:18:25,612
It's good to be here.
477
00:18:25,712 --> 00:18:26,680
It is great to see you here.
478
00:18:26,780 --> 00:18:27,781
That's yours, yeah, enjoy it.
479
00:18:27,881 --> 00:18:29,216
You can take the mug
with you and everything.
480
00:18:29,316 --> 00:18:30,217
Fantastic.
481
00:18:30,317 --> 00:18:32,752
Yeah, one of the perks.
482
00:18:32,852 --> 00:18:34,187
First of all, congratulations.
483
00:18:34,287 --> 00:18:35,322
Thank you very much.
484
00:18:35,455 --> 00:18:37,591
On all of your success,
your continued success.
485
00:18:37,691 --> 00:18:39,659
You know, I fell in love
with you as an actor
486
00:18:39,759 --> 00:18:41,261
on Everybody Hates Chris.
487
00:18:41,361 --> 00:18:42,829
I've been following
you ever since.
488
00:18:42,929 --> 00:18:43,964
[cheering]
489
00:18:44,064 --> 00:18:44,965
Thank you.
490
00:18:45,065 --> 00:18:46,333
It was so good to see you.
491
00:18:46,466 --> 00:18:48,535
I mean, you know,
you've obviously
492
00:18:48,635 --> 00:18:51,338
done cameos in other shows
and you've played other parts,
493
00:18:51,471 --> 00:18:54,541
but Abbott Elementary
is a force.
494
00:18:54,641 --> 00:18:55,809
You got an Emmy
nomination for it.
495
00:18:55,909 --> 00:18:56,810
Yeah, yeah.
496
00:18:56,910 --> 00:18:59,546
Congratulations
on that as well.
497
00:18:59,646 --> 00:19:00,547
You've been phenomenal.
498
00:19:00,647 --> 00:19:02,349
The whole cost has
been phenomenal.
499
00:19:02,482 --> 00:19:03,650
You know what's
amazing about the show?
500
00:19:03,750 --> 00:19:07,254
Isn't just the fact
that it is a network
501
00:19:07,354 --> 00:19:09,723
show that everyone said was,
everyone said network is dead.
502
00:19:09,823 --> 00:19:10,724
Dead, yeah.
503
00:19:10,824 --> 00:19:11,958
TV comedies, nobody
wants any more.
504
00:19:12,058 --> 00:19:13,493
People want procedurals,
people want,
505
00:19:13,560 --> 00:19:16,296
and you brought a show
that people watch live,
506
00:19:16,429 --> 00:19:17,597
that people watch
together, people want
507
00:19:17,697 --> 00:19:18,598
to speak about the next day.
508
00:19:18,698 --> 00:19:21,268
What do you, what
do you think is
509
00:19:21,434 --> 00:19:24,170
part of the reason the show is
so successful and resonates?
510
00:19:24,271 --> 00:19:25,872
I think people want
to feel good, man.
511
00:19:25,972 --> 00:19:28,909
I think after 2020
and what has continued
512
00:19:29,009 --> 00:19:32,212
to be the pandemic and
our political climate,
513
00:19:32,312 --> 00:19:34,447
I think, we found a lot
that we could be mad about
514
00:19:34,481 --> 00:19:35,448
and a lot of things
we could yell
515
00:19:35,549 --> 00:19:36,716
at each other about,
but not much that we
516
00:19:36,816 --> 00:19:38,051
could laugh about together.
- Right.
517
00:19:38,151 --> 00:19:39,953
And this is one of those
shows that kind of brings
518
00:19:40,053 --> 00:19:42,255
people together and you
can talk about it the day
519
00:19:42,355 --> 00:19:44,457
after and kind of
laugh at what we to be
520
00:19:44,558 --> 00:19:45,458
a broken educational system.
521
00:19:45,559 --> 00:19:46,560
Uh-huh.
522
00:19:46,660 --> 00:19:48,361
But if we can't laugh
about it, then what?
523
00:19:48,461 --> 00:19:50,497
It's kind of the same
concept is this, this thing
524
00:19:50,597 --> 00:19:51,498
you got going on here.
525
00:19:51,598 --> 00:19:52,566
You mean this
thing right here.
526
00:19:52,666 --> 00:19:53,500
I mean, now that I
say it, yeah, this thing
527
00:19:53,600 --> 00:19:56,002
right, this thing, yeah.
528
00:19:56,102 --> 00:19:57,237
What I've loved
about the show,
529
00:19:57,337 --> 00:20:00,774
is how beloved it has become
in the education space.
530
00:20:00,874 --> 00:20:02,809
Like, teachers love the show.
531
00:20:02,909 --> 00:20:05,245
On multiple occasions, Abbott
Elementary has, for instance,
532
00:20:05,345 --> 00:20:07,814
given away its marketing budget
to buy supplies for teachers
533
00:20:07,914 --> 00:20:09,049
around the country,
to raise awareness
534
00:20:09,149 --> 00:20:10,350
for how they're not
getting paid enough
535
00:20:10,483 --> 00:20:11,484
or they don't have enough.
536
00:20:11,551 --> 00:20:13,853
The stories talk
about what's happening
537
00:20:13,954 --> 00:20:16,523
in the American schooling
system, but with grace.
538
00:20:16,623 --> 00:20:18,725
I think that's one of the
things I've really appreciated
539
00:20:18,825 --> 00:20:20,427
is that it's not like
a mockery of teachers.
540
00:20:20,527 --> 00:20:21,428
No!
541
00:20:21,528 --> 00:20:23,230
And it doesn't
shit on anybody,
542
00:20:23,330 --> 00:20:25,165
but it's really honest
in people's failings.
543
00:20:25,265 --> 00:20:26,433
Yeah.
544
00:20:26,466 --> 00:20:30,170
I mean, if we can't look
at where we are right now
545
00:20:30,270 --> 00:20:33,173
and make some kind
of commentary on it
546
00:20:33,273 --> 00:20:35,976
that isn't incredibly
divisive, then
547
00:20:36,076 --> 00:20:37,310
I don't know what we're doing.
548
00:20:37,444 --> 00:20:38,879
That's what network
TV is supposed to do.
549
00:20:38,979 --> 00:20:40,847
It's woven into the fabric
of American culture.
550
00:20:40,947 --> 00:20:42,215
You know what I mean?
551
00:20:42,315 --> 00:20:44,017
We've always sat down together
and we've watched something
552
00:20:44,117 --> 00:20:46,353
and we've talked about it at
the water cooler or whatever.
553
00:20:46,453 --> 00:20:49,256
So the American sitcom
kind of can't die.
554
00:20:49,356 --> 00:20:54,127
If the American sitcom
dies, we're [bleeped]..
555
00:20:54,227 --> 00:20:55,929
It's actually
interesting you say that,
556
00:20:56,029 --> 00:20:57,464
because I was talking
to a friend about this
557
00:20:57,497 --> 00:20:59,232
the other day, and I
was saying people take
558
00:20:59,332 --> 00:21:04,004
for granted how powerful and
how connective it was to have
559
00:21:04,104 --> 00:21:05,005
shows that people shared.
560
00:21:05,105 --> 00:21:06,106
Yes.
561
00:21:06,206 --> 00:21:07,641
You share a reality,
you share an experience,
562
00:21:07,741 --> 00:21:08,808
you share something
that brings you
563
00:21:08,909 --> 00:21:09,976
together as opposed
to politics,
564
00:21:10,076 --> 00:21:11,311
which always divides people.
565
00:21:11,478 --> 00:21:14,047
You've been in this
business forever.
566
00:21:14,147 --> 00:21:15,415
Since you were what?
- Four.
567
00:21:15,448 --> 00:21:16,416
Four years old.
568
00:21:16,449 --> 00:21:17,417
Since I was four.
569
00:21:17,450 --> 00:21:19,553
You're normal though.
570
00:21:19,653 --> 00:21:20,720
Enough.
571
00:21:20,820 --> 00:21:21,788
I'm normal enough.
572
00:21:21,888 --> 00:21:23,690
How?
573
00:21:23,790 --> 00:21:25,825
I really like the work, man.
574
00:21:25,926 --> 00:21:30,764
I really like telling stories
and representing people
575
00:21:30,864 --> 00:21:36,002
and empathizing with characters
and going into people's
576
00:21:36,102 --> 00:21:39,039
living rooms week to week.
577
00:21:39,139 --> 00:21:40,941
You're great, but this is
the part they pay me for.
578
00:21:41,041 --> 00:21:42,309
- Right.
- You know what I mean?
579
00:21:42,442 --> 00:21:43,743
The press stuff is
what they make me,
580
00:21:43,843 --> 00:21:45,078
they send me out to do.
581
00:21:45,178 --> 00:21:46,279
Oh, so they forced
you to do this.
582
00:21:46,446 --> 00:21:47,314
Ultimately, yeah,
but it's great,
583
00:21:47,447 --> 00:21:48,315
I'm so happy to be here.
584
00:21:48,448 --> 00:21:49,316
No, no, no, it's
cool, it's cool.
585
00:21:49,449 --> 00:21:50,483
You're great.
586
00:21:50,584 --> 00:21:51,585
You're a great time,
you're really great time.
587
00:21:51,685 --> 00:21:52,452
- I thought--
- Don't take it personally.
588
00:21:52,519 --> 00:21:53,453
No, no that's fine.
589
00:21:53,520 --> 00:21:54,888
No, because you're wonderful.
590
00:21:54,988 --> 00:21:56,690
- No, no, I'm just saying, you.
- Just go.
591
00:21:56,790 --> 00:21:58,024
I love doing the thing--
592
00:21:58,124 --> 00:21:59,626
It's not a reflection of you
in any way, shape, or form.
593
00:21:59,726 --> 00:22:00,660
Why would it be
a reflection of me?
594
00:22:00,760 --> 00:22:02,128
You just forced yourself
to, you know what?
595
00:22:02,229 --> 00:22:03,463
It's fine.
596
00:22:03,496 --> 00:22:08,235
Let's watch a clip of you
when you were a lot nicer.
597
00:22:08,335 --> 00:22:09,970
No, this is one of my favorite.
598
00:22:10,070 --> 00:22:12,572
I just, I've watched so
many different clips of you
599
00:22:12,672 --> 00:22:13,807
doing so many different shows.
600
00:22:13,907 --> 00:22:15,308
This is one of my favorites
of you on Sesame Street.
601
00:22:15,408 --> 00:22:16,309
Have we got this?
602
00:22:16,409 --> 00:22:17,510
Rubber Ducky
wants you to draw
603
00:22:17,611 --> 00:22:18,511
something on the computer.
604
00:22:18,612 --> 00:22:19,713
[quacking]
605
00:22:19,813 --> 00:22:21,514
And he and I will try to
guess what it is you drew.
606
00:22:21,615 --> 00:22:22,515
OK.
607
00:22:22,616 --> 00:22:23,984
So how do you do it?
608
00:22:24,084 --> 00:22:24,985
You take this.
609
00:22:25,085 --> 00:22:25,986
What's that thing?
610
00:22:26,086 --> 00:22:28,588
It's a mouse.
611
00:22:28,688 --> 00:22:29,589
Are you kidding me!
612
00:22:29,689 --> 00:22:34,027
What?
613
00:22:34,127 --> 00:22:36,196
So as you can tell, my voice
has not changed at all.
614
00:22:36,296 --> 00:22:37,197
It hasn't changed at all.
615
00:22:37,297 --> 00:22:38,331
It's the exact same.
616
00:22:38,431 --> 00:22:39,766
Wow, that goes
all the way back.
617
00:22:39,866 --> 00:22:41,434
Yeah, I was about
four or five for that.
618
00:22:41,468 --> 00:22:43,136
Yeah, that is,
I mean, you say
619
00:22:43,236 --> 00:22:45,972
you want to talk about woven
into the fabric, that is you
620
00:22:46,072 --> 00:22:47,507
and that is your career.
621
00:22:47,607 --> 00:22:48,508
Yeah.
622
00:22:48,608 --> 00:22:50,610
When you look
at your journey,
623
00:22:50,710 --> 00:22:52,746
I know everyone talks
about being grateful
624
00:22:52,846 --> 00:22:54,147
and it's always
easy to be grateful
625
00:22:54,247 --> 00:22:56,583
for the momentous moments.
626
00:22:56,683 --> 00:23:01,021
What is the most insignificant
seeming moment in your life
627
00:23:01,121 --> 00:23:02,789
that you're the most
grateful for because
628
00:23:02,889 --> 00:23:05,759
of how it shaped you
or how it's shaped
629
00:23:05,859 --> 00:23:07,193
the life that you live now?
630
00:23:07,294 --> 00:23:10,897
Oh, that's a good one.
631
00:23:10,997 --> 00:23:15,969
Um, you know, I think
it would be a series
632
00:23:16,069 --> 00:23:17,404
of moments, if anything.
633
00:23:17,437 --> 00:23:21,441
It's the fact that I
guess more of a concept.
634
00:23:21,541 --> 00:23:24,544
The fact that my audience has
literally grown up with me.
635
00:23:24,644 --> 00:23:25,545
Right.
636
00:23:25,645 --> 00:23:27,747
And we're all
here together now.
637
00:23:27,847 --> 00:23:31,418
That, that's the thing
that when I sit down
638
00:23:31,451 --> 00:23:32,919
at night and like all
the lights are off
639
00:23:33,019 --> 00:23:34,621
and like last thoughts are
going through your head,
640
00:23:34,721 --> 00:23:36,189
that's kind of the
craziest thing for me is,
641
00:23:36,289 --> 00:23:39,492
like we all grew up together
and now we're all here.
642
00:23:39,593 --> 00:23:42,062
We're trying to figure
this life out together.
643
00:23:42,162 --> 00:23:44,598
And hopefully, I can
continue to do that until we
644
00:23:44,698 --> 00:23:46,933
all are deep in our 80s.
645
00:23:47,033 --> 00:23:48,802
Man, that gave me goosebumps.
646
00:23:48,902 --> 00:23:50,237
I love you so much,
brother, thank
647
00:23:50,337 --> 00:23:51,304
you so much for being here.
648
00:23:51,438 --> 00:23:52,339
For real, man.
649
00:23:52,439 --> 00:23:54,040
One of the funniest
human beings
650
00:23:54,140 --> 00:23:56,576
I've ever watched and had
the pleasure of speaking to.
651
00:23:56,676 --> 00:23:57,744
Tyler James
Williams, everybody.
652
00:23:57,844 --> 00:23:59,446
We're going to
take a quick break
653
00:23:59,512 --> 00:24:01,982
and we'll be right
back after this.
654
00:24:02,082 --> 00:24:03,850
Man, for real.
655
00:24:10,924 --> 00:24:11,824
That's our show for today.
656
00:24:11,925 --> 00:24:13,126
Charlamagne is coming up next.
657
00:24:13,226 --> 00:24:16,062
Now here it is,
your moment of zen.
658
00:24:16,162 --> 00:24:18,598
If Donald Trump is
the Republican nominee
659
00:24:18,698 --> 00:24:22,001
for president in 2024,
will you vote for him?
660
00:24:22,101 --> 00:24:27,106
Well, there might be
somebody else I'd prefer more.
661
00:24:27,206 --> 00:24:30,276
Mike Pence, it is your God.
662
00:24:30,376 --> 00:24:32,512
Do not run for president.
663
00:24:32,612 --> 00:24:34,213
No one likes you.
664
00:24:34,314 --> 00:24:36,449
You'll get like six votes.
665
00:24:36,549 --> 00:24:41,187
Your own party tried to
hang you, for Christ's sake.