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ANNOUNCER: Coming
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America, it's The Daily Show.
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Tonight, the election denier
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Murati, and Ralph Macchio.
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This is The Daily
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What's going on, everybody?
Welcome to The Daily Show.
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I'm Trevor Noah.
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Thank you so much
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And thank you for
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Thank you so much
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Take a seat, everybody.
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We've got a really fun
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A McDonald's legend
is saying goodbye.
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We expose the truth
behind recycling.
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And do you want to know what
Trump in a dress looks like?
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Well, stay tuned to find out.
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So let's do this, people.
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Let's jump straight
into today's headlines.
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[cheering]
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All right.
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Before we get into
the big story,
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let's catch up on a few other
things going on in the world,
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starting with
some fashion news.
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Adidas has officially ended
its partnership with Kanye West
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after public outcry over his
numerous anti-Semitic remarks.
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But good news--
good news-- you can
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still get a pair of Yeezys.
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You just have to take a
normal pair of sneakers
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and microwave them
for 30 minutes.
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[laughter]
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In environmental news, a
new study by Greenpeace USA
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has declared plastic
recycling as a failed concept,
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saying that only
5% of plastic waste
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was actually
recycled last year.
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Yeah, and I can't wait to
tell this to those people who
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always get mad at
me for not putting
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my plastic in the recycle.
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Oh, you didn't
unscrew the thing.
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You didn't unscrew it.
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Yeah, this is why
I didn't do it.
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I mean, I didn't know
that at the time.
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I was just being lazy.
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But this is why I did
it, for the future.
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But you realize what the
solution is here, right?
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We need to stop using
single-use plastic.
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We just need to stop using it.
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And us people, this should
be banned from the top.
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No more-- no more
plastic water bottles.
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We all do it.
I do it.
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You-- we all do it.
No more.
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We need to be drinking
out of materials that
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are easier to reuse
like glass or tin
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or the skulls of our enemies.
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Yeah, our ancestors knew
what they were doing.
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I have thirst!
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Bring me the skull
of Jehoshaphat!
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Unless my Garfield
mug is clean.
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Is the Garfield mug clean?
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No?
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Then bring me the
skull of Jehoshaphat!
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In fast food news,
McDonald's has
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announced that they're once
again bringing back the McRib.
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But this time they claim
it could be the last time
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ever, which is shocking to me.
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I never thought people
who eat the McRib
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would outlast the McRib.
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Wow, you learn
something new every day.
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All right, let's turn to
the big news of the day.
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It's about the
midterm elections,
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you know, that all-important
day in November where you vote
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for a Senator or a
Congressman, and then
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a bunch of positions you're
not even really sure are real.
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But this November--
this November, there's
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one governor's race
that could change
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things not just for their
state, but for everyone.
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And I'm talking about Arizona.
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It's the state for people who
like Texas but wish it had
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more scorpions and old people.
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Right now in Arizona,
Republican Kari Lake
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is in a neck-and-neck race
against Democrat Katie Hobbs.
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And if Lake wins, it
could change the course
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of American democracy itself.
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So let's get to know her better
in our latest installment
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of Fringe Watching.
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[music playing]
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Meet Kari Lake, candidate
for Arizona Governor
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and boss who's going to
send you back to Starbucks
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until you learn the difference
between a flat white
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and a latte, you moron!
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Of all the newcomers
to MAGA politics,
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Kari Lake is making
the biggest waves.
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She defeated a mainstream
Republican in the primaries.
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She's endorsed by Donald
Trump himself, right?
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And she insists on saying
Merry Christmas even in July.
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And every time she
opens her mouth,
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every single time she
speaks, you can see
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why the Trump crowd loves her.
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As governor, I will issue
a declaration of invasion,
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finish President Trump's wall,
blow up the cartel's drug
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tunnels and
surveillance drones,
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and deploy the Arizona
National Guard to stop
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illegals from entering.
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Between anti-American
history that's being taught,
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inappropriate sex education,
and the racist critical race
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theory, or as I like to refer
to it all, woke curriculum,
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it is teaching our
children hatred.
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It's time to take a
sledgehammer to the mainstream
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media's lies and propaganda.
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[music playing]
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REPORTER: During
Pride Month, Lake
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tweeted, "They kicked
God out of schools
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and welcomed the drag Queens.
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They took down our flag and
replaced it with a rainbow."
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Katie Hobbs thinks there
are 47 different genders.
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Why don't you go out
and try to milk a bull
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and tell me how that goes?
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REPORTER: GOP strategists say
she's taking Trump's message
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and morphing it into her own.
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You can call me Trump
in a dress any day.
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No!
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No, why didn't she say that.
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Ugh.
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Now I'm picturing
it, Trump in a dress.
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Ugh, I didn't want
that image in my head.
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Oh, I can see it now.
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The balls are just
dangling in the breeze.
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[laughter]
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Ugh, they look like
two tiny mandarins.
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Oh.
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Oh, and each one
has a comb over.
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Why did she say that?
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Why?
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But, yeah, as you can see,
Kari Lake is full on MAGArific.
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She hates illegal
immigrants, drag queens,
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and the mainstream media.
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I mean, did you see how she
just smashed the shit out
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of those TVs, which,
for some reason,
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are all from 30 years ago?
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[laughter]
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No, really, why are
those TVs so old?
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What?
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Is her whole campaign
just an excuse
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to clean out her garage?
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Big government is just
like these-- this lawnmower
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that I no longer need.
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Hya!
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Also, for the record, if
you disagree with what you
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see on one channel,
you don't have
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to sledge hammer the whole TV.
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You can just change the
channel to something different.
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We have that technology now.
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It's the future.
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Now, if you've only
been following her
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for this election,
you might think
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she's your standard,
right-wing Republican--
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you know, MAGA this, hang
Mike Pence that, normal stuff.
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But what makes Kari
Lake's story fascinating
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is not who she is, but
who she used to be.
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REPORTER: Kari Lake used
to be known in Arizona
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as a charismatic newscaster.
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He's a lion.
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Hear him roar.
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REPORTER: A staple on Phoenix
TVs for more than two decades.
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REPORTER: Just over a decade
ago, she was an Obama donor.
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Her friends described
her as liberal.
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And yet you saw her
shift slowly and gradual
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over the last decade.
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REPORTER: In 2015,
several of her friends
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say she found Trump to be funny
and defended his crassness.
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She began spreading internet
conspiracy theories.
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You can take the hydro--
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hydroxychloroquine
as a preventative.
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REPORTER: Although Lake
has criticized drag queens,
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she was friends with a popular
local drag queen for 20 years
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and often went to
his drag shows.
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Yeah, believe it
or not, Kari Lake
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went from being a
popular local news
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caster to hating the media.
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She was personal friends
with a drag queen,
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and now she says that
they're a danger to children.
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Plus she was a donor to Barack
Obama's campaign-- a donor--
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and now she rolls
with a guy who thinks
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Obama isn't even American.
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Like, I've heard of people
being open to change,
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but this is almost
not the same person.
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Like, I wouldn't be
shocked if we found out
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that the real Kari Lake
is locked up in a basement
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somewhere, while this MAGA
alien pretends to be her.
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Because this is a bigger
transformation than the drag
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queens that she suddenly
hates, which, by the way,
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is particularly shitty.
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It's already horrible
to turn on any friend.
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But betraying the
one who taught
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you how to get your
contouring on point,
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that is unforgivable!
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[applause]
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And, you know, over
the past few years,
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this seems to have happened
to a lot of people.
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Like, everywhere, everyone
has a story about this.
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They used to be normal,
living a chilled life.
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But then they clicked on
the wrong Facebook post,
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and they got sucked in
by a few YouTube videos.
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And the next thing
you know, they
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believe the Care
Bears are actually
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a Democratic sex cult
that's going to penetrate
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your children with rainbows.
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And while she sounds just
like Trump on most issues,
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there's one thing Kari Lake
has in common with Trump
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that is especially dangerous.
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And I'm not talking
about a friendship
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bracelet with Kim Jong-un--
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no, no, no.
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I'm talking about her refusal
to take an election L.
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Anybody who was involved in
that corrupt, shady, shoddy
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election of 2020, lock them up.
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No more stolen elections.
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We have this illegitimate
President Biden.
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We will no longer
accept rigged elections.
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Who's with me on that?
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You've said that you think
Trump won Arizona in 2020.
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Do you still believe that?
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I believe Biden
is the president
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just like OJ is innocent.
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The system is corrupt.
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In Arizona, the Republican
candidate for governor
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is refusing to
say whether she'll
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accept the results of
the upcoming election
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if she loses.
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Will you accept the results
of your election in November?
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I'm going to
win the election,
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and I will accept that result.
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If you lose, will
you accept that?
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I'm going to
win the election,
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and I will accept that
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result. [laughter]
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(ROBOTICALLY) I'm going
to win the election,
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and I will accept that result.
I'm going to win the elec--
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election, and I will
accept that result.
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You realize, thanks to Trump,
every Republican running
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for office now is just like a
whiny little kid who refuses
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to lose a board game, right?
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They used to be like,
we are the party
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of personal responsibility.
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And it's like, well, it looks
like you lost the election.
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Do you take
responsibility for that?
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It's not my fault!
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It was stolen!
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I'm the governor!
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I am!
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[whines] Why?
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Why?
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[applause]
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And, by the way--
by the way, it's
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ridiculous to compare Trump's
election loss to OJ's
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murders, right?
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I mean, for one thing, OJ
had a much better legal team.
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And, also, that was the
system doing its thing.
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But maybe you think
Kari Lake's election
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denials don't concern you.
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Maybe you're thinking, hey, I
don't live in Arizona, Trevor.
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The only issue that
affects me there
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is whether the iced
tea stays at $0.99.
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But you'd be wrong
because, you see,
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Arizona isn't just
where your aunt gets
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all her turquoise jewelry.
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No, it's also a key swing
state that helped push Joe
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Biden over the top in 2020.
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And if Kari Lake
becomes governor,
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she could have the final say
over who wins it in 2024.
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And it doesn't sound like she's
going to be shy about getting
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the result that she wants.
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In the last 24
hours, you said
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the 2020 election was stolen.
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Would you have certified
Arizona's results?
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Hell no.
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In 2024, would you be
willing to put the country
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into position potentially
of a constitutional crisis
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by not certifying
Arizona's results?
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In 2024?
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If you were governor,
that would come down to you.
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I think-- let me ask you one.
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Would you certify a
crooked, corrupt election?
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Would you certify a
crooked, corrupt election?
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Just to make peace?
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Yes?
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No?
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That's not how I operate.
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Oof.
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You know things
aren't looking good
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when the future
of your democracy
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is being decided in a
Home Depot parking lot.
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[laughter]
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But just think about it.
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Think about what
Kari Lake is saying.
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She's saying that if
the election in 2024
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is stolen for
Biden the same way
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the last election
was stolen for Biden,
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then she's not going
to approve the results.
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And that would be chaos.
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That could throw America
into a constitutional crisis
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like it's never seen before.
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Who knows?
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Maybe even another Civil
War, which is bullshit!
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Think about it.
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Some local newscaster gets way
too into Trump fan fiction,
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and now I've got to grow
out mutton chops, huh?
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I mean, can I pull it off?
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Yeah, but it's got to be
for the right reasons.
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And I know you might
be saying, oh, relax.
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Trump tried to do a coup last
time, and it didn't work.
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Yeah, the only
reason it didn't work
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is because there were various
Republicans in key positions
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who didn't go along with it.
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But if those
people get replaced
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by people like Kari Lake,
it's a whole different story.
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Because, you see, you don't
need to storm the Capitol when
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your friends have the keys.
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All right, that's it
for the headlines.
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But before we go,
let's check in
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on the traffic with our very
own Roy Wood, Jr., everybody!
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[cheering]
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Yeah.
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Yeah, I'm looking
at it right now.
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Yeah, I'm looking
at it right now.
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Bud Light, free beer, free
beer all over the freeway
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just at I-20 on that off ramp.
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Just it's free beer.
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Yeah, take the truck.
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Get as much of--
it's Bud Light,
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but we'll still
drink this shit.
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If not, we'll flip it.
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Yeah, we can make a
lot of money off--
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TREVOR NOAH: What are you--
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Hey, let me just right back.
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Hey, what's going on, man?
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TREVOR NOAH: Yeah,
what's going-- are you--
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The traffic.
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[laughter]
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TREVOR NOAH: It looked
like you were telling--
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This is free beer.
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TREVOR NOAH: Yeah,
you were telling
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your friends to go and get
beer from a truck that--
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Well, no, to rescue the beer.
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The beer need to be rescued.
355
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I was listening to you though.
356
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I was still listening
what you're talking about.
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Man, you talking about the
Karen, Karen Lake, yeah.
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No, no, no, Kari,
Kari, not Karen.
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She still got a Karen
haircut, so it's good.
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It's good.
TREVOR NOAH: Roy, we--
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all right, let's get
to the traffic, please.
362
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Yeah, I'mma get
to the traffic.
363
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Also, the McRib?
The McRib?
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You said the McRib is gone.
That's it?
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TREVOR NOAH: Yeah, well, they--
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This is the last
ride for the McRib?
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TREVOR NOAH: They said they're
going to cancel the McRib.
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That'll-- I don't--
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I don't--
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[laughter]
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What did the McRib do?
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Did it-- did it say
something about Jewish people
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or something?
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I thought the McRib--
the McRib is an ally.
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The McRib has been an
ally for years and years.
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We all know why McDonald's
canceled the Snack Wrap.
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We know what the
Snack Wrap said.
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That made perfect sense.
- No, wait.
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No, I don't know.
What did the Snack Wrap say?
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I'm not going to repeat
that on television.
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[laughter]
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Oh, so you can't
cancel the McRib.
383
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The McRib-- you talking
about recycling.
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The McRib is
friendly-- it's echo--
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eco-- echo-- it's good for
the environment, the McRib.
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They were-- the
McRib is recycled.
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Did you know every McRib this
year is just an unsold McRib
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from last year?
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TREVOR NOAH: Aw!
What?
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No!
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That's how they do the McRib.
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No.
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That's how they--
when they get--
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when the McRib--
when McRib season in,
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they put them in storage
in a warehouse in Indiana
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like Christmas decoration.
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They just put it
up in the attic.
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TREVOR NOAH: Oh, that-- no.
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I don't want to think of that.
400
00:15:04,404 --> 00:15:08,675
Oh, so the McRib, man,
look, I don't know how--
401
00:15:08,775 --> 00:15:12,379
what your relationship is
with seasonal food, but--
402
00:15:12,479 --> 00:15:17,084
but the McRib come around
every year, and that's joy.
403
00:15:17,184 --> 00:15:18,318
That's joy.
404
00:15:18,418 --> 00:15:20,220
The McRib-- the McRib--
you know what the McRib is?
405
00:15:20,320 --> 00:15:23,090
The McRib is that uncle
that show up once a year,
406
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and you have a good-ass
time with that uncle.
407
00:15:25,526 --> 00:15:27,661
That uncle teach
you how to fish.
408
00:15:27,761 --> 00:15:30,063
He let you sit in his
lap behind the wheel
409
00:15:30,097 --> 00:15:32,065
so you can blow in that
tube so his car will start.
410
00:15:32,165 --> 00:15:34,368
He teach you about cocaine.
411
00:15:34,468 --> 00:15:36,637
This is a good uncle.
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He teach you all the ropes,
and then he just disappears.
413
00:15:40,274 --> 00:15:42,476
And you miss him, but
you know deep down,
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your life is probably
better off without him.
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You want to do the traffic.
I'll do the traffic.
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Yeah, the traffic,
Roy, thank you.
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If anything, you know what
McDonald's need to get rid of?
418
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They need to get rid of all
that damn Shamrock Shake.
419
00:15:55,088 --> 00:15:57,090
That's why they
need to get rid of.
420
00:15:57,191 --> 00:15:58,392
TREVOR NOAH: Why
would they need to get
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rid of the Shamrock Shake?
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Damn oozing, look
like some sewage.
423
00:16:01,862 --> 00:16:03,163
I don't need to be
sipping on sewage.
424
00:16:03,263 --> 00:16:04,164
Well, they're not.
425
00:16:04,264 --> 00:16:05,265
They're getting
rid of the McRib.
426
00:16:05,365 --> 00:16:06,834
I just don't think
it's right, man.
427
00:16:06,934 --> 00:16:08,202
If you want to get
rid of something, man,
428
00:16:08,302 --> 00:16:10,470
get rid of all them
other mystery meats.
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TREVOR NOAH: What are you--
430
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All them other-- you
talking about the McRib.
431
00:16:13,640 --> 00:16:14,942
Get rid of all them
other mystery meat.
432
00:16:15,042 --> 00:16:16,543
Beyond Meat, beyond what?
433
00:16:16,643 --> 00:16:17,544
Right?
434
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This is beyond.
435
00:16:18,779 --> 00:16:20,280
Oh, it's an Impossible Burger.
436
00:16:20,380 --> 00:16:21,949
If it's impossible,
then how they eat it?
437
00:16:22,049 --> 00:16:24,451
How do they eat the
burger if it's impossible?
438
00:16:24,551 --> 00:16:26,320
[applause]
439
00:16:26,420 --> 00:16:27,754
That's stupid.
440
00:16:27,855 --> 00:16:29,256
I don't Beyond Meat.
441
00:16:29,356 --> 00:16:31,458
I don't know where
Impossible Burger come from,
442
00:16:31,558 --> 00:16:34,094
but I know what the McRib
come from-- the rib.
443
00:16:34,194 --> 00:16:35,896
I know that.
444
00:16:36,063 --> 00:16:37,231
Half the time,
the sauce do half
445
00:16:37,331 --> 00:16:38,432
the work anyway in the McRib.
446
00:16:38,532 --> 00:16:40,234
And it could be a dish sponge.
447
00:16:40,334 --> 00:16:42,336
Hell, I don't know.
448
00:16:42,436 --> 00:16:43,337
You want some traffic,
though, right?
449
00:16:43,437 --> 00:16:44,338
TREVOR NOAH: Yeah,
yeah, because it's
450
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gone-- it's gone now, Roy.
451
00:16:45,439 --> 00:16:47,708
So, yeah, let's do the traffic.
452
00:16:47,808 --> 00:16:49,076
Look, I'mma be
real with you, bro.
453
00:16:49,176 --> 00:16:51,778
[laughter]
454
00:16:51,879 --> 00:16:52,880
I'm not worried about this.
455
00:16:52,980 --> 00:16:53,881
You seem worried.
456
00:16:53,981 --> 00:16:54,882
I'm not worried about this.
457
00:16:54,982 --> 00:16:56,250
No, I'mma stay positive.
458
00:16:56,350 --> 00:16:58,285
I'mma stay positive because,
you know, all the greats take
459
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a break, then they come back.
460
00:17:00,420 --> 00:17:01,321
All the greats take a break.
461
00:17:01,421 --> 00:17:02,389
They come back.
462
00:17:02,489 --> 00:17:04,057
Jay-Z took a break,
retired, came back.
463
00:17:04,157 --> 00:17:06,326
Jordan took a break,
retired, came back.
464
00:17:06,426 --> 00:17:07,528
Jesus left, came back.
465
00:17:07,628 --> 00:17:08,529
So--
466
00:17:08,629 --> 00:17:11,331
[laughter]
467
00:17:11,431 --> 00:17:13,033
--the McRib is up
there with the greats.
468
00:17:13,100 --> 00:17:14,902
The McRib better come back.
469
00:17:15,035 --> 00:17:16,036
In fact, let me
just talk to Mc--
470
00:17:16,103 --> 00:17:17,070
I can't even talk to you.
471
00:17:17,171 --> 00:17:18,038
I have to talk to
McDonald's right now.
472
00:17:18,105 --> 00:17:19,072
McDonald's, talk to Ronald.
473
00:17:19,173 --> 00:17:21,441
Hey, Ronald, how
you doing, Ronald?
474
00:17:21,542 --> 00:17:23,310
It's me, Roy Wood, Jr.,
Customer of the Month,
475
00:17:23,410 --> 00:17:24,711
McDonald's Birmingham,
5 Points West.
476
00:17:24,811 --> 00:17:25,712
Look.
477
00:17:25,812 --> 00:17:27,514
[laughter]
478
00:17:27,614 --> 00:17:32,085
If you dare as an
organization to certify
479
00:17:32,186 --> 00:17:34,955
the cancellation
of the McRib, I
480
00:17:35,055 --> 00:17:37,291
will not accept those results.
481
00:17:37,391 --> 00:17:39,126
[laughter]
482
00:17:39,226 --> 00:17:41,395
I'mma get a group
of people together.
483
00:17:41,495 --> 00:17:44,364
And we're going to travel,
and we're going to march down
484
00:17:44,464 --> 00:17:45,732
to McDonald's headquarters.
485
00:17:45,832 --> 00:17:48,402
We going to McDonald's
the first week of January
486
00:17:48,502 --> 00:17:49,469
to start the year
off with a bang.
487
00:17:49,570 --> 00:17:50,637
TREVOR NOAH: Whoa,
whoa, whoa, whoa.
488
00:17:50,737 --> 00:17:51,738
You with me on that, man?
You want to get one?
489
00:17:51,839 --> 00:17:53,273
Man, we gonna storm
the McDonald's office.
490
00:17:53,373 --> 00:17:54,308
No, no, no, no.
491
00:17:54,408 --> 00:17:57,077
Marching in January,
that sounds--
492
00:17:57,110 --> 00:17:58,145
that's a familiar road.
Don't--
493
00:17:58,245 --> 00:18:00,013
No, no, no, this is
a whole brand new plan.
494
00:18:00,047 --> 00:18:01,248
We're going to hang Grimace.
Look--
495
00:18:01,348 --> 00:18:02,382
TREVOR NOAH: Whoa!
496
00:18:02,482 --> 00:18:04,117
I know he ain't got no
neck, but I'mma figure
497
00:18:04,218 --> 00:18:05,485
something out, man.
You coming with me, man?
498
00:18:05,586 --> 00:18:07,120
I am not coming--
I think we should cut this off.
499
00:18:07,221 --> 00:18:08,188
Let's just cut this off here.
500
00:18:08,288 --> 00:18:09,790
That's what I'm
talking about, the media.
501
00:18:09,890 --> 00:18:11,758
As soon as you start
talking about something--
502
00:18:11,859 --> 00:18:13,026
TREVOR NOAH: Roy
Wood, Jr., everybody.
503
00:18:13,126 --> 00:18:16,330
--the media starts muting
you and controlling you.
504
00:18:16,430 --> 00:18:17,331
Grimace is fine.
505
00:18:17,431 --> 00:18:18,465
The McDonald's is fine.
506
00:18:18,565 --> 00:18:19,766
We're going to
take a quick break.
507
00:18:19,867 --> 00:18:21,902
And after that, we're going
to be talking about how AI
508
00:18:22,035 --> 00:18:22,936
is going to change us forever.
509
00:18:23,036 --> 00:18:23,937
So don't go away.
510
00:18:24,037 --> 00:18:27,574
[cheering]
511
00:18:32,715 --> 00:18:36,919
[audio logo]
512
00:18:37,019 --> 00:18:39,855
[applause]
513
00:18:39,955 --> 00:18:42,224
Welcome back to
The Daily Show.
514
00:18:42,324 --> 00:18:44,359
Over the past few
months you've probably
515
00:18:44,460 --> 00:18:48,197
seen the internet has been
abuzz with original art
516
00:18:48,297 --> 00:18:52,301
or realistic images that are
completely generated by AI.
517
00:18:52,401 --> 00:18:56,438
So now things that only
exist in your imagination,
518
00:18:56,538 --> 00:18:59,174
like a banana
hitchhiking on the side
519
00:18:59,274 --> 00:19:02,544
of the road or a Knicks
player holding a trophy,
520
00:19:02,644 --> 00:19:04,413
you can just type it in.
521
00:19:04,513 --> 00:19:07,850
And a few seconds
later, there it is.
522
00:19:07,950 --> 00:19:10,886
Anyway, we wanted to find out
more about this technology,
523
00:19:10,986 --> 00:19:13,288
which is why my first guest
is the Chief Technology
524
00:19:13,389 --> 00:19:17,126
Officer of OpenAI, the
company behind DALL-E 2,
525
00:19:17,226 --> 00:19:19,161
the artificial
intelligence system that
526
00:19:19,261 --> 00:19:21,730
can generate images from text.
527
00:19:21,830 --> 00:19:23,165
DALL-E was
created by training
528
00:19:23,265 --> 00:19:26,402
a neural network on images
and their text descriptions.
529
00:19:26,502 --> 00:19:28,170
Through deep
learning, it not only
530
00:19:28,270 --> 00:19:30,773
understands individual
objects, like koala bears
531
00:19:30,873 --> 00:19:33,475
and motorcycles, but
learns from relationships
532
00:19:33,575 --> 00:19:35,043
between objects.
533
00:19:35,144 --> 00:19:37,413
And when you ask DALL-E for
an image of a koala bear
534
00:19:37,513 --> 00:19:39,281
riding a motorcycle,
it knows how
535
00:19:39,314 --> 00:19:41,817
to create that or anything
else with a relationship
536
00:19:41,917 --> 00:19:44,086
to another object or action.
537
00:19:44,186 --> 00:19:45,587
Please welcome Mira Murati.
538
00:19:45,687 --> 00:19:46,588
[music playing]
539
00:19:46,688 --> 00:19:53,695
[applause]
540
00:19:58,867 --> 00:20:00,836
Mira Murati, welcome
to The Daily Show.
541
00:20:00,936 --> 00:20:02,137
Thank you for having me.
542
00:20:02,304 --> 00:20:06,442
So many people have seen the
images that DALL-E creates.
543
00:20:06,542 --> 00:20:09,311
Many people may even
think they understand it.
544
00:20:09,411 --> 00:20:11,080
But let's get into it.
545
00:20:11,180 --> 00:20:14,817
Like, how does an
AI create an image?
546
00:20:14,917 --> 00:20:16,452
Because it's not
copying the image.
547
00:20:16,552 --> 00:20:17,453
That's right, yeah.
548
00:20:17,553 --> 00:20:20,122
It's not taking
from something else.
549
00:20:20,222 --> 00:20:22,591
It is creating an
image from nothing.
550
00:20:22,691 --> 00:20:23,726
How is it doing this?
551
00:20:23,826 --> 00:20:24,793
Exactly.
552
00:20:24,893 --> 00:20:27,429
It's an original image
never seen before.
553
00:20:27,529 --> 00:20:32,267
And we have been making images
since the beginning of time,
554
00:20:32,367 --> 00:20:35,337
and we simply took a
great deal of these images
555
00:20:35,437 --> 00:20:38,807
and we fed them
into this AI system.
556
00:20:38,907 --> 00:20:40,976
And it learned
this relationship
557
00:20:41,076 --> 00:20:44,613
between the description of the
image and the image itself.
558
00:20:44,713 --> 00:20:45,614
Right.
559
00:20:45,714 --> 00:20:47,082
It learned these patterns.
560
00:20:47,182 --> 00:20:50,619
And eventually,
it was generating
561
00:20:50,719 --> 00:20:52,621
images that were original.
562
00:20:52,721 --> 00:20:55,290
They were not copies of
what it had seen before.
563
00:20:55,391 --> 00:20:56,658
Right.
564
00:20:56,759 --> 00:20:58,861
And basically, the
way that it learns,
565
00:20:58,961 --> 00:21:01,630
the magic is just
understanding the patterns
566
00:21:01,730 --> 00:21:05,868
and analyzing the patterns
between a lot of information,
567
00:21:05,968 --> 00:21:09,738
a lot of training data that
we have fed into this system.
568
00:21:09,838 --> 00:21:11,540
There are people who
are terrified about this.
569
00:21:11,640 --> 00:21:13,475
I mean, for instance, there
was an art competition
570
00:21:13,575 --> 00:21:15,611
and the winner in
the art competition
571
00:21:15,711 --> 00:21:17,946
used a version of
this kind of software.
572
00:21:18,046 --> 00:21:19,515
Whether it was DALL-E or
not, I don't remember.
573
00:21:19,615 --> 00:21:21,316
But they used a version
of this kind of software
574
00:21:21,350 --> 00:21:23,819
to create an art piece
that won the competition.
575
00:21:23,919 --> 00:21:24,987
Artists were livid.
576
00:21:25,087 --> 00:21:26,321
They were like, well,
this is not art!
577
00:21:26,422 --> 00:21:28,357
It was created by, and the
artist said, no, the same way
578
00:21:28,457 --> 00:21:30,559
you use a brush,
I use a computer,
579
00:21:30,659 --> 00:21:32,094
and that's how I designed this.
580
00:21:32,261 --> 00:21:33,095
Right.
581
00:21:33,262 --> 00:21:35,030
In creating AI,
are you constantly
582
00:21:35,130 --> 00:21:38,967
grappling with how it
will affect people's jobs
583
00:21:39,068 --> 00:21:41,303
and what people
even consider a job?
584
00:21:41,403 --> 00:21:44,540
Yeah, that's a
great question.
585
00:21:44,640 --> 00:21:45,974
The technology
that we're building
586
00:21:46,075 --> 00:21:48,677
has such a huge
effect on society,
587
00:21:48,777 --> 00:21:52,614
but also the society
can and should shape it.
588
00:21:52,715 --> 00:21:54,583
And there are a
ton of questions
589
00:21:54,683 --> 00:21:57,686
that we're wrestling
with every day.
590
00:21:57,786 --> 00:21:59,788
With the technologies
that we have
591
00:21:59,888 --> 00:22:03,358
today, like GPT
3 and DALL-E, we
592
00:22:03,459 --> 00:22:07,463
see them as tools, so an
extension of our creativity
593
00:22:07,563 --> 00:22:08,997
or our writing abilities.
594
00:22:09,098 --> 00:22:09,998
It's a tool.
595
00:22:10,099 --> 00:22:11,300
Right.
596
00:22:11,366 --> 00:22:14,069
And there isn't anything
particularly new about having
597
00:22:14,169 --> 00:22:15,304
a human helper.
598
00:22:15,337 --> 00:22:16,605
Right, right.
599
00:22:16,705 --> 00:22:21,977
Even the ancient Greeks had
this concept of human helpers
600
00:22:22,077 --> 00:22:27,416
that when you give something
infinite powers of knowledge
601
00:22:27,516 --> 00:22:30,719
or strength or so on,
maybe you had to be
602
00:22:30,819 --> 00:22:32,888
wary of the vulnerabilities.
603
00:22:32,988 --> 00:22:36,792
And so these concepts of
extending the human abilities
604
00:22:36,892 --> 00:22:40,462
and also being aware of the
vulnerabilities are timeless.
605
00:22:40,562 --> 00:22:43,499
And in a sense,
we are continuing
606
00:22:43,599 --> 00:22:48,804
this conversation by building
AI technologies today.
607
00:22:48,904 --> 00:22:50,372
Well, it might
be frightening,
608
00:22:50,472 --> 00:22:52,841
because some people go, oh,
the world is going to end
609
00:22:52,941 --> 00:22:54,309
because of this technology.
610
00:22:54,410 --> 00:22:57,179
But in the meantime, it's very
fun, I'm not going to lie.
611
00:22:57,279 --> 00:23:00,082
No, because like, you
know, DALL-E for instance,
612
00:23:00,182 --> 00:23:02,885
doesn't just create
an image from text.
613
00:23:02,985 --> 00:23:05,287
You know, you've also
gotten it to the point
614
00:23:05,354 --> 00:23:07,056
now where as a company,
you've designed it
615
00:23:07,156 --> 00:23:10,292
so that it can imagine
what an image would be.
616
00:23:10,359 --> 00:23:12,961
So for instance, there's
that famous image.
617
00:23:13,062 --> 00:23:14,897
It's The Girl with
the Pearl Earring.
618
00:23:14,997 --> 00:23:16,198
Right, yeah.
619
00:23:16,298 --> 00:23:18,333
It's a famous image, right,
but what DALL-E can do is,
620
00:23:18,434 --> 00:23:19,835
you've got the famous image.
621
00:23:19,935 --> 00:23:22,704
And then DALL-E
can expand that.
622
00:23:22,805 --> 00:23:24,306
All of the uses, everything
you're seeing that
623
00:23:24,339 --> 00:23:25,407
never existed.
624
00:23:25,507 --> 00:23:26,809
So DALL-E's like,
well, this is what
625
00:23:26,909 --> 00:23:28,977
I think it would look like if
there was more to this image.
626
00:23:29,078 --> 00:23:33,248
It can assume, it can
create, it can inspire.
627
00:23:33,348 --> 00:23:34,616
Yes, it can inspire.
628
00:23:34,717 --> 00:23:37,386
And it makes this beautiful,
sometimes touching, sometimes
629
00:23:37,486 --> 00:23:40,823
funny images, and it's
really just an extension
630
00:23:40,923 --> 00:23:42,091
of your imagination.
631
00:23:42,257 --> 00:23:45,928
There isn't even a canvas
or the boundaries of paper
632
00:23:46,028 --> 00:23:46,929
are not there anymore.
633
00:23:47,029 --> 00:23:47,930
You just extend it.
634
00:23:48,030 --> 00:23:49,264
So how do you safeguard them?
635
00:23:49,331 --> 00:23:52,167
Someone might look at this
technology and go, oh, then
636
00:23:52,267 --> 00:23:56,305
you could type in a politician
was caught doing something.
637
00:23:56,405 --> 00:23:57,840
Here, now I've got the image.
638
00:23:57,940 --> 00:24:00,309
You've got, and now
all the politicians
639
00:24:00,409 --> 00:24:01,710
say, oh, that's
not, that's not me,
640
00:24:01,810 --> 00:24:03,779
it was made by
that fake program.
641
00:24:03,879 --> 00:24:06,115
We can very quickly find
ourselves in a world
642
00:24:06,281 --> 00:24:09,418
where nothing is real and
everything that's real
643
00:24:09,518 --> 00:24:10,819
isn't, and we question it.
644
00:24:10,919 --> 00:24:14,556
How do you prevent or can you
even prevent that completely?
645
00:24:14,656 --> 00:24:19,328
You know, misinformation
and the societal impact
646
00:24:19,428 --> 00:24:22,464
of our technologies, these are
very important and
647
00:24:22,564 --> 00:24:24,032
difficult questions.
648
00:24:24,133 --> 00:24:29,705
And I think it's very important
to be able to bring the public
649
00:24:29,805 --> 00:24:33,108
along, bring these technologies
in the public consciousness,
650
00:24:33,242 --> 00:24:35,911
but in a way that's
responsible and safe.
651
00:24:36,011 --> 00:24:40,482
And that's why we have chosen
to make DALL-E available.
652
00:24:40,582 --> 00:24:44,520
But with certain guardrails
and with certain constraints.
653
00:24:44,620 --> 00:24:47,256
Because we do want
people to understand
654
00:24:47,356 --> 00:24:48,257
what AI is capable of.
655
00:24:48,357 --> 00:24:49,258
Right, right.
656
00:24:49,358 --> 00:24:50,692
And we want people
in various fields
657
00:24:50,793 --> 00:24:53,896
to think about what it means.
658
00:24:53,996 --> 00:24:57,066
But right now, we
I don't feel very
659
00:24:57,166 --> 00:25:00,069
comfortable around the
mitigations on misinformation.
660
00:25:00,169 --> 00:25:01,070
Yeah.
661
00:25:01,170 --> 00:25:03,138
And so we do have
some guardrails.
662
00:25:03,272 --> 00:25:06,575
For example, we do not allow
generation of public figures.
663
00:25:06,675 --> 00:25:09,278
So we will go in
the data set and we
664
00:25:09,344 --> 00:25:11,046
will eliminate certain data.
665
00:25:11,146 --> 00:25:13,148
So if you type something
in, you can't pull up a,
666
00:25:13,282 --> 00:25:15,117
it can't create a
politician for you.
667
00:25:15,284 --> 00:25:16,585
It won't be a picture
of that person.
668
00:25:16,685 --> 00:25:17,920
Yes.
669
00:25:18,020 --> 00:25:21,290
So that's the first step,
and the training of the model
670
00:25:21,323 --> 00:25:24,293
itself, just looking at
the data and auditing it,
671
00:25:24,359 --> 00:25:26,128
making interventions
in the data
672
00:25:26,295 --> 00:25:28,664
sets to avoid certain outcomes.
673
00:25:28,764 --> 00:25:31,033
And then later in
the deployment stage,
674
00:25:31,133 --> 00:25:34,970
we will look at filters,
applying filters, so that when
675
00:25:35,070 --> 00:25:38,440
you put in a prompt, it won't
generate things that contain
676
00:25:38,540 --> 00:25:42,244
violence or hate, and
make it more in line
677
00:25:42,344 --> 00:25:43,378
with our content policy.
678
00:25:43,479 --> 00:25:44,379
Wow.
679
00:25:44,480 --> 00:25:46,548
So let me ask you this then.
680
00:25:46,648 --> 00:25:48,617
Obviously, part
of your team has
681
00:25:48,717 --> 00:25:51,086
to think about the
ethical ramifications
682
00:25:51,253 --> 00:25:53,322
of the technology
that you're creating.
683
00:25:53,422 --> 00:25:56,425
Do your team also then
think about the greater
684
00:25:56,525 --> 00:26:01,630
meaning of work or life or
the purpose that humans have?
685
00:26:01,730 --> 00:26:04,600
Because most of us
define ourselves by what
686
00:26:04,700 --> 00:26:07,169
we do, i.e. our jobs.
687
00:26:07,269 --> 00:26:10,539
As AI slowly takes away
what people's jobs are,
688
00:26:10,639 --> 00:26:13,041
we'll find a growing class
of people who don't have
689
00:26:13,142 --> 00:26:14,543
that same purpose anymore.
690
00:26:14,643 --> 00:26:16,278
Do you then also have
to think about that
691
00:26:16,345 --> 00:26:18,180
and wonder like what
does it mean to be
692
00:26:18,280 --> 00:26:19,448
human if it's not my job?
693
00:26:19,548 --> 00:26:24,119
And can you tell
me what that is?
694
00:26:24,286 --> 00:26:29,124
We have philosophers
and ethicists at OpenAI.
695
00:26:29,291 --> 00:26:32,394
But I really think these
are big societal questions
696
00:26:32,494 --> 00:26:36,565
that shouldn't even be in the
hands of technologists alone.
697
00:26:36,665 --> 00:26:37,566
I like that.
698
00:26:37,666 --> 00:26:39,435
We're certainly
thinking about them.
699
00:26:39,535 --> 00:26:45,007
And the tools
that we see today,
700
00:26:45,107 --> 00:26:47,242
they're not the tools
that are automating
701
00:26:47,309 --> 00:26:49,111
certain aspects of our jobs.
702
00:26:49,244 --> 00:26:52,715
They're really tools
extending our capabilities,
703
00:26:52,815 --> 00:26:56,118
our inherent abilities and
making them far better.
704
00:26:56,251 --> 00:26:58,687
But it could be
that in our future
705
00:26:58,787 --> 00:27:02,758
we have these systems
that can automate
706
00:27:02,858 --> 00:27:05,427
a lot of different jobs.
707
00:27:05,527 --> 00:27:10,566
I do think that as with other
revolutions that we've gone
708
00:27:10,666 --> 00:27:14,770
through, there will be new jobs
and some jobs will be lost,
709
00:27:14,870 --> 00:27:19,541
some jobs will be new, and
there will be some retraining
710
00:27:19,641 --> 00:27:21,043
required as well.
711
00:27:21,143 --> 00:27:22,411
But I'm optimistic.
712
00:27:22,511 --> 00:27:25,681
It's interesting, it's scary,
because change always is--
713
00:27:25,781 --> 00:27:26,949
[sneeze]
714
00:27:27,049 --> 00:27:30,285
But as long as we have, bless
you, as long as we have,
715
00:27:30,319 --> 00:27:32,855
as long as we have
koalas riding bicycles,
716
00:27:32,955 --> 00:27:34,656
I think we're headed
in the right direction.
717
00:27:34,757 --> 00:27:36,225
Thank you so much for
joining me on the show.
718
00:27:36,258 --> 00:27:37,226
Thank you.
719
00:27:37,259 --> 00:27:38,227
I appreciate you.
720
00:27:38,260 --> 00:27:39,428
Stay tuned, because
when we come back,
721
00:27:39,528 --> 00:27:41,029
The Karate Kid
himself, Ralph Macchio,
722
00:27:41,130 --> 00:27:42,865
will be joining me right here.
723
00:27:42,965 --> 00:27:44,666
You don't want to miss it.
724
00:27:44,767 --> 00:27:46,769
Thank you very much.
725
00:27:51,707 --> 00:27:56,378
[applause, cheering]
726
00:27:56,478 --> 00:27:57,546
Welcome back to
The Daily Show.
727
00:27:57,646 --> 00:28:00,783
My next guest tonight
is an actor and producer
728
00:28:00,883 --> 00:28:02,685
you know from films
like The Karate
729
00:28:02,785 --> 00:28:06,355
Kid, My Cousin Vinny, and the
hit Netflix series Cobra Kai.
730
00:28:06,455 --> 00:28:09,058
He's here to talk about
his memoir, Waxing On--
731
00:28:09,158 --> 00:28:11,126
The Karate Kid and Me,
which is available now.
732
00:28:11,226 --> 00:28:12,962
Please welcome Ralph Macchio.
733
00:28:13,062 --> 00:28:20,069
[cheering, applause]
734
00:28:27,977 --> 00:28:29,078
The Karate Kid himself.
735
00:28:29,178 --> 00:28:30,579
Yeah, kind of.
736
00:28:30,679 --> 00:28:31,580
How are you?
737
00:28:31,680 --> 00:28:32,581
I'm great.
738
00:28:32,681 --> 00:28:34,783
[cheering, applause]
739
00:28:34,883 --> 00:28:36,352
- Welcome to The Daily Show.
- Thank you.
740
00:28:36,452 --> 00:28:38,120
Thanks for having me.
Great to see everyone here.
741
00:28:38,220 --> 00:28:39,121
It's awesome.
742
00:28:39,221 --> 00:28:41,357
[applause, cheering]
743
00:28:41,457 --> 00:28:44,960
You are somebody who
has defined a generation.
744
00:28:45,060 --> 00:28:47,429
You are somebody who
now is in the next phase
745
00:28:47,529 --> 00:28:51,133
of defining a new generation
on streaming, on Netflix.
746
00:28:51,200 --> 00:28:53,035
Your face became
synonymous with a move.
747
00:28:53,135 --> 00:28:54,270
You've got that on the book.
748
00:28:54,370 --> 00:28:56,372
And you wrote a story that,
I'm going to tell you,
749
00:28:56,472 --> 00:28:59,408
is one of the more honest
accounts of anybody's life.
750
00:28:59,508 --> 00:29:01,911
I would love to know why you
chose to go into the depth
751
00:29:02,011 --> 00:29:04,146
that you went into because
you could have kept it safe.
752
00:29:04,246 --> 00:29:05,281
But you tell everything.
753
00:29:05,381 --> 00:29:06,982
You know, it's very specific.
754
00:29:07,149 --> 00:29:10,819
I walked in the shoes
of this character that
755
00:29:10,920 --> 00:29:15,991
has been so impactful and so
inspirational, aspirational,
756
00:29:16,158 --> 00:29:19,328
wish-fulfilling, for decades.
757
00:29:19,428 --> 00:29:21,263
You know, I was the lucky
guy that got the part.
758
00:29:21,363 --> 00:29:22,298
TREVOR NOAH: Right
759
00:29:22,398 --> 00:29:24,767
But I-- so I wanted
to be honest about
760
00:29:24,867 --> 00:29:27,069
what that journey has been.
761
00:29:27,169 --> 00:29:28,537
It's never gone away for me.
762
00:29:28,637 --> 00:29:30,606
It's always been a part of me.
763
00:29:30,706 --> 00:29:35,678
The fans give so much
back for 38 years.
764
00:29:35,778 --> 00:29:37,012
Yes, I said it out loud.
765
00:29:37,179 --> 00:29:40,849
[cheering, applause]
766
00:29:40,950 --> 00:29:43,619
But there's such a-- it's
such a two-way street
767
00:29:43,719 --> 00:29:44,954
of inspiration.
768
00:29:45,054 --> 00:29:48,190
And now with the Cobra Kai
show exploding the way it has
769
00:29:48,223 --> 00:29:51,827
and opening up for the
next generation, I mean,
770
00:29:51,927 --> 00:29:54,129
I have 12-year-old kids
that know who Mr. Miyagi is.
771
00:29:54,229 --> 00:29:55,464
TREVOR NOAH: Right.
772
00:29:55,564 --> 00:29:57,866
You know, you think of this
legendary actor, and you go,
773
00:29:57,967 --> 00:29:58,968
he was always Mr. Miyagi.
774
00:29:59,134 --> 00:30:00,569
And yet, you talk
about how when Pat came
775
00:30:00,669 --> 00:30:03,505
in for the audition, everyone--
before he auditioned,
776
00:30:03,606 --> 00:30:04,940
everyone was like, I
don't know if this guy
777
00:30:05,040 --> 00:30:06,141
will be Mr. Miyagi.
778
00:30:06,208 --> 00:30:08,777
Well, they didn't--
they didn't want him for--
779
00:30:08,877 --> 00:30:10,312
some of the studio
and the producer
780
00:30:10,412 --> 00:30:12,815
didn't want him for the role
because they were looking more
781
00:30:12,915 --> 00:30:16,518
like Toshiro Mifune, some
of these Akira Kurosawa,
782
00:30:16,619 --> 00:30:18,387
the Seven Samurai
kind of actors.
783
00:30:18,487 --> 00:30:22,925
And so Pat was-- and he was
Arnold from Happy Days for me
784
00:30:23,025 --> 00:30:24,326
as well.
TREVOR NOAH: Right.
785
00:30:24,426 --> 00:30:26,228
I mean, he was part
of my Tuesday nights.
786
00:30:26,328 --> 00:30:27,563
I mean, I watched Arnold.
787
00:30:27,663 --> 00:30:31,767
You know, so I was-- we all
kind of questioned the depth
788
00:30:31,867 --> 00:30:34,503
and breadth of his chops.
789
00:30:34,603 --> 00:30:35,704
He came in there.
790
00:30:35,804 --> 00:30:40,075
We-- I can only explain
it as soulful magic, which
791
00:30:40,175 --> 00:30:41,076
is what I titled his chapter.
792
00:30:41,176 --> 00:30:42,077
TREVOR NOAH: Right.
793
00:30:42,177 --> 00:30:43,879
And it was instantaneous.
794
00:30:43,979 --> 00:30:46,382
It was a give and take.
795
00:30:46,482 --> 00:30:48,350
A great deal of that
goes to the writing.
796
00:30:48,450 --> 00:30:51,654
But it was elevated by
the two guys that were
797
00:30:51,754 --> 00:30:52,721
meant to play those parts.
798
00:30:52,821 --> 00:30:53,889
TREVOR NOAH: And
that's what I love
799
00:30:53,989 --> 00:30:55,591
about how you tell
the story is that I
800
00:30:55,691 --> 00:30:56,892
can't imagine another one.
801
00:30:56,992 --> 00:30:58,861
I can't imagine
Mr. Miyagi being,
802
00:30:58,961 --> 00:31:00,562
like, this buff Kung Fu.
803
00:31:00,663 --> 00:31:02,264
What made him so
special was that he--
804
00:31:02,364 --> 00:31:03,265
- Well, he was a--
- --was surprising.
805
00:31:03,365 --> 00:31:04,466
It was--
- He was a human Yoda.
806
00:31:04,566 --> 00:31:05,467
Exactly.
807
00:31:05,567 --> 00:31:06,669
That's exactly what it is.
808
00:31:06,769 --> 00:31:07,670
That's exactly it.
809
00:31:07,770 --> 00:31:10,406
[applause]
810
00:31:10,506 --> 00:31:13,943
You-- you're also really
vulnerable in the book,
811
00:31:14,043 --> 00:31:15,210
which I appreciate.
812
00:31:15,311 --> 00:31:17,546
Because as you said, many
people looked at your life
813
00:31:17,646 --> 00:31:19,715
and went, man,
this guy is lucky.
814
00:31:19,815 --> 00:31:20,950
And in many ways you were.
815
00:31:21,050 --> 00:31:22,151
You were the Karate Kid.
816
00:31:22,251 --> 00:31:24,019
It was a massive blockbuster.
817
00:31:24,153 --> 00:31:26,589
It was all over the world.
818
00:31:26,689 --> 00:31:31,327
And then because of that, your
career was essentially done.
819
00:31:31,427 --> 00:31:33,162
You talk about how
you couldn't get
820
00:31:33,195 --> 00:31:34,563
another job because
people said,
821
00:31:34,663 --> 00:31:35,664
well, you're the Karate Kid.
822
00:31:35,764 --> 00:31:36,665
You can't be anybody else.
823
00:31:36,765 --> 00:31:38,033
Yeah, it started to--
824
00:31:38,167 --> 00:31:41,437
I had two things working
for and against me.
825
00:31:41,537 --> 00:31:43,672
One, I was associated
with a role
826
00:31:43,772 --> 00:31:49,311
that was famous for being an
iconic character right away.
827
00:31:49,411 --> 00:31:53,649
And two, I decided
to age very slowly.
828
00:31:53,749 --> 00:31:55,150
You look great, by the way.
I'm just going to say it.
829
00:31:55,251 --> 00:31:56,151
Thank you very much.
Thank you.
830
00:31:56,252 --> 00:31:57,152
[cheering, applause]
Thanks.
831
00:31:57,253 --> 00:31:59,521
No, you actually do.
832
00:31:59,622 --> 00:32:05,894
So now I wasn't able to
graduate sort of out of it.
833
00:32:05,995 --> 00:32:07,863
And then I had
missed opportunities
834
00:32:07,963 --> 00:32:11,133
because I was locked into
a three-picture contract.
835
00:32:11,166 --> 00:32:12,868
So that made it--
when there were
836
00:32:12,968 --> 00:32:16,872
certain other projects I
wanted to be involved with,
837
00:32:16,972 --> 00:32:18,207
I couldn't.
838
00:32:18,307 --> 00:32:22,144
You know, the thing that I've
been able to do is-- and I
839
00:32:22,244 --> 00:32:23,412
write to this in the book--
840
00:32:23,512 --> 00:32:26,749
I've always kept one foot
in and one foot out of it.
841
00:32:26,849 --> 00:32:29,385
And therein lies,
for me, the balance.
842
00:32:29,485 --> 00:32:30,386
There you go.
843
00:32:30,486 --> 00:32:31,654
That's a Miyagi-ism.
844
00:32:31,754 --> 00:32:34,857
But it is-- there are lessons
in life from that film
845
00:32:34,957 --> 00:32:38,027
that I use in my own life
and share with people.
846
00:32:38,160 --> 00:32:42,164
So it's-- with readers-- it's
about how to navigate through
847
00:32:42,197 --> 00:32:44,533
that and keep your focus.
848
00:32:44,633 --> 00:32:46,902
And so-- and then
stuff came back around.
849
00:32:47,002 --> 00:32:50,773
Always through those dry
times, I kept myself creative.
850
00:32:50,873 --> 00:32:53,976
I jumped back to writing
screenplays, shooting films,
851
00:32:54,109 --> 00:32:55,644
doing guest spots
here and there.
852
00:32:55,744 --> 00:32:58,647
And then somehow the
universe has me on Netflix
853
00:32:58,747 --> 00:33:00,149
on a big TV show right now.
854
00:33:00,249 --> 00:33:03,118
On a massively successful TV
show, with people loving you,
855
00:33:03,185 --> 00:33:04,653
a whole new
generation loving you.
856
00:33:04,753 --> 00:33:07,122
And can I just say, if--
857
00:33:07,189 --> 00:33:09,658
I don't know who's
working in ad
858
00:33:09,758 --> 00:33:13,929
agencies for anti-aging
creams and all these other.
859
00:33:14,029 --> 00:33:16,565
If they do not design
a line around you
860
00:33:16,665 --> 00:33:17,566
and they call it
"Wax On, Wax Off"--
861
00:33:17,666 --> 00:33:18,567
There you go.
862
00:33:18,667 --> 00:33:19,635
--they're wasting
their money.
863
00:33:19,735 --> 00:33:21,370
- That's right.
- You are the face of it.
864
00:33:21,470 --> 00:33:23,005
Congratulations on everything.
- Thank you, brother.
865
00:33:23,138 --> 00:33:24,139
- Thank you.
- Happy to be here.
866
00:33:24,239 --> 00:33:25,708
Thank you for everything
you did for all of us.
867
00:33:25,808 --> 00:33:26,709
Thank you.
868
00:33:26,809 --> 00:33:27,776
Waxing On is available now.
869
00:33:27,876 --> 00:33:29,245
It's a fascinating book.
Go out and get it.
870
00:33:29,345 --> 00:33:30,379
We're going to
take a quick break.
871
00:33:30,479 --> 00:33:32,248
We'll be right back after this.
872
00:33:32,348 --> 00:33:33,249
Thank you so much.
873
00:33:33,349 --> 00:33:37,286
[cheering, applause]
874
00:33:40,191 --> 00:33:42,927
[applause]
875
00:33:43,027 --> 00:33:44,295
And that's our
show for tonight.
876
00:33:44,395 --> 00:33:46,431
But before we go, before
we go, before we go,
877
00:33:46,531 --> 00:33:48,600
I just wanted to remind you
that peaceful protesters
878
00:33:48,700 --> 00:33:51,502
in Iran are risking their
lives to be heard right now.
879
00:33:51,603 --> 00:33:53,538
The Center for
Human Rights in Iran
880
00:33:53,638 --> 00:33:55,106
is helping to
bring their voices
881
00:33:55,206 --> 00:33:57,342
to the international
stage, and it
882
00:33:57,442 --> 00:33:59,744
provides legal aid for
political prisoners
883
00:33:59,844 --> 00:34:01,179
and victims of violence.
884
00:34:01,279 --> 00:34:03,748
So if you want to help them
in this important work,
885
00:34:03,848 --> 00:34:05,416
then please follow
the link below.
886
00:34:05,516 --> 00:34:07,452
Until next time,
stay safe out there.
887
00:34:07,552 --> 00:34:11,022
And remember to tell the McRib
in your life that you love it.
888
00:34:11,122 --> 00:34:12,523
Because you never know
when it'll be gone.
889
00:34:12,624 --> 00:34:14,626
Now here it is,
your moment of zen.
890
00:34:14,726 --> 00:34:16,794
McDonald's is
bringing back the McRib.
891
00:34:16,895 --> 00:34:17,962
- OK.
- Right?
892
00:34:18,062 --> 00:34:19,097
And evidently--
893
00:34:19,197 --> 00:34:20,565
- I have never had that.
- Well, if you want--
894
00:34:20,665 --> 00:34:22,166
- Have you?
- Yes, I have, yes.
895
00:34:22,267 --> 00:34:23,701
Did you like it?
896
00:34:23,801 --> 00:34:24,802
Yeah?
897
00:34:24,903 --> 00:34:27,639
I don't ever remember
ever having a McRib.
898
00:34:27,739 --> 00:34:28,873
I don't think I've
ever had a McRib.
899
00:34:28,973 --> 00:34:29,974
I've never had one.
900
00:34:30,074 --> 00:34:30,875
[inaudible],, I was
just thinking about it.
901
00:34:30,975 --> 00:34:31,876
- No.
- I just don't want--
902
00:34:31,976 --> 00:34:32,877
Have you had one?
903
00:34:32,977 --> 00:34:34,445
- Uh, no.
- Right?
904
00:34:34,545 --> 00:34:36,047
- I never had a McRib.
- Neither have I.
905
00:34:36,147 --> 00:34:37,315
I never had a McRib.
906
00:34:37,415 --> 00:34:38,316
None of us have.
907
00:34:38,416 --> 00:34:39,550
I've never had a McRib.
908
00:34:39,651 --> 00:34:40,785
I guess now is the
time to try it.
909
00:34:40,818 --> 00:34:42,120
I've never had a
McRib, by the way.
910
00:34:42,220 --> 00:34:43,121
I haven't either.
911
00:34:43,221 --> 00:34:44,455
I feel like I need
to try one, but.
912
00:34:44,555 --> 00:34:45,456
I think I'll pass.
913
00:34:45,556 --> 00:34:47,559
I have never tried
it, because I'm
914
00:34:47,659 --> 00:34:49,060
troubled by the concept.
915
00:34:49,160 --> 00:34:50,061
I've never tried one.
916
00:34:50,161 --> 00:34:52,297
I never tried one.
917
00:34:52,397 --> 00:34:54,933
It's, I'm not going to say.