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ANNOUNCER: Coming
to you from New
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York City, the only city in
America, it's The Daily Show.
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Tonight, debate season
is in full swing,
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where Halloween came
from, and Elizabeth Banks.
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This is The Daily
Show with Trevor Noah.
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What's going on, everybody?
Welcome to The Daily Show.
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I'm Trevor Noah.
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Thank you so much
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Thank you for coming
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Thank you so much.
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Thank you.
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Thank you so much.
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Take a seat.
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Let's do this.
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We have got a great
show for you tonight.
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We'll tell you how rats
will save your life.
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We tiptoe around
the Senate debate
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that everyone is talking about.
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And we discovered the
truth about Halloween.
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Plus my guest tonight
is the one and only
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Elizabeth Banks, everybody!
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So let's do this, people.
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Let's just straight
into today's headlines.
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All right.
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Before we get into
the big stories,
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let's catch up on a few other
things going on in the world,
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starting with health news.
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A new study sponsored by the
National Institutes of Health
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has found that kids who play
video games for at least
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three hours a day have
better memory and impulse
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control than nongamers.
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Yeah.
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And I'm not the
kind of person who
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would say I told
you so to my mom
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because she could
still whip my ass.
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But I told you so.
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Yeah.
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[applause]
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OK, just making sure--
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just making sure
she's not behind me.
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But, yeah, it turns out gamers
have great impulse control.
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So the next time a
teenager calls you
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the N-word and a
game of Call of Duty,
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he really thought it through.
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[laughter]
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In travel news,
Virgin Australia
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has announced that for
the next six months,
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anyone who selects
a middle seat
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will be automatically
entered into a lottery
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with more than $230,000
worth of prizes up for grabs.
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Yeah.
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And here's my first question.
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Is one of the prizes
an aisle seat?
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[laughter]
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Because, I mean, that's the
only way I'm ever selecting
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a middle seat on a plane.
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Plus, winning the
lottery makes it worse.
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Now I'm in the middle seat,
and the aisle and window seats
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are looking to rob my ass.
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It's like, well, well,
if it isn't Mr. Jackpot.
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Ugh, leave me alone!
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Oh, here's one of the
strangest human interest
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stories I've ever heard.
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A hermit known as the
world's dirtiest man--
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actually known as that--
has died at the age of 94.
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But get this-- just a
few months after bathing
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for the first time
in 60 years, which
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is a real lesson here, guys.
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Don't try anything new
because it will kill you.
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It will.
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Oh, and, more importantly,
congratulations
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to the new world's
dirtiest man, Steve Bannon.
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Well done.
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All right.
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Let's move on to some of the
biggest stories of the day,
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starting, once again,
with the midterms,
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you know, that time
of the year when
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your baby is at
the highest risk
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of being kissed by Ted Cruz.
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There was a major
debate last night
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that could change everything.
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And we'll tell you all about
it in our ongoing coverage
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of Votedemic 2022.
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The big question leading up
to election day right now
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is, who will control the
Senate when the dust settles?
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And with so many close
races around the country,
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it could still go either way.
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But a pivotal moment may
have occurred last night
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at a debate in Pennsylvania.
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On one side of this
neck-and-neck race,
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you have Democrat
John Fetterman,
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Lieutenant Governor and bouncer
on the set of Jerry Springer.
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And on the Republican
side, you have Dr. Oz,
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not to be confused
with the Wizard of Oz,
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who also lived in a mansion
that wasn't in Pennsylvania.
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Now, after securing the
Republican nomination,
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Dr. Oz has been trying to
distance himself from the MAGA
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side of the force and
reposition himself
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as a bipartisan voice
of reason to try
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and scoop up all the centrist
voters on election day.
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You know, he's basically doing
that TikTok thing where you
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flip your hair down, and
then when you come up,
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you act like you
suddenly didn't
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want to hang Mike Pence.
You know that thing?
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[laughter]
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But here's the thing.
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Here's the thing.
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Being pro-Trump
and proreasonable
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is a lot harder
than people think,
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which was apparent when
Dr. Oz had to explain
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his position on abortion.
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Should abortion be
banned in America?
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60 seconds.
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There should
not be involvement
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from the federal government
in how states decide
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their abortion decisions.
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As a physician, I've
been in the room
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when there's some difficult
conversations happening.
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I don't want the
federal government
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involved with that at all.
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I want women, doctors,
local political leaders
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letting the democracy
that's always
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allowed our nation to thrive
to put the best ideas forward.
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So states can decide
for themselves.
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Oh, yeah, that's right.
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Dr. Oz said abortion rights
should be decided by women
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and their doctors and
local political leaders,
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which is pretty slick, right?
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I like how he did it because
he started that sentence like
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he was on the side of women.
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And then he snuck
in the politicians
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at the end like
a teenager buying
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condoms at a gas station.
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[laughter]
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He was like, oh, let
me get those Cheetos
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and the root beer, and can
I get the Trojan condoms?
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[muttering]
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[laughter]
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You want to get them,
sir, near the back.
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[applause]
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Because, I mean,
let's be honest,
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if you're pro-choice
what Dr. Oz is suggesting
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is bullshit, Right?
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I think we can all agree, there
is only one politician who
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should have a say
in your abortion,
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and that's Herschel
Walker because it's his.
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It's his.
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It's probably his.
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Ladies, check.
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They're all his.
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[laughter]
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Now, unfortunately, the
Democrats couldn't exactly
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take a victory lap after Dr.
Oz's performance at the debate
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because it was their
own guy who was
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getting most of the attention.
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REPORTER: Lieutenant Governor
John Fetterman started off
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the hour-long debate
assuring voters he's still
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capable of doing
the job of Senator
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five months after
having a stroke.
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Let's also talk about
the elephant in the room.
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I had a stroke.
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He's never let me forget that.
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I might miss some words
during this debate,
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mush two words together.
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But it knocked me down, and I'm
going to keep coming back up.
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REPORTER: Fetterman's use of
a closed-captioning device
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during the debate
where he read questions
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in real time on a screen
above the moderators
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sparked debate on social media,
with some observers seeing
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a strong performance amid
recovery, while others
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cast him as unsteady.
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REPORTER: Fetterman
especially lost his footing
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on the subject of fracking
when questioned about a 2018
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interview where he said
he would never support
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the industry, versus
his current position,
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supporting fracking.
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I-- I do support
fracking, and I don't--
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I don't-- I support
fracking, and I stand--
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and I do support fracking.
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You know what's
interesting to see
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is how people have reacted
to this clip, you know?
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Because on the one
hand, obviously, that
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was a part of the debate that
tripped him up because he has
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had a shaky record
on whether he's
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for or against the fracking.
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But also, beyond
that, people are
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wondering about the stroke.
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And it was interesting to see.
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If people support him, they're
seeing a guy who's overcoming
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a temporary disability.
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But then the people
who are against him
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see a guy who's not
mentally fit to be Senator.
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And I guess because of
polarization, it's like that
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with everything these days.
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Everyone's seeing the world
from two different sides.
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Like, if you're a
diehard Christmas lover,
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you hate the Grinch.
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But if you don't
like Christmas,
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then, yeah, he's extremely
[bleep]-ab
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Everything is
subjective-- everything.
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Look at that mouth.
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[laughter]
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And I personally feel bad
for John Fetterman, though,
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because he had a stroke.
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And on top of that,
after the debate,
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Dr. Oz tried to sell
him a supplement
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that would cure him for 59.99.
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[laughter]
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You know, if you ask me, I
don't know why Fetterman ever
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admitted to having a stroke.
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This is American politics.
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He could have just done
whatever he wanted, right?
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He's running for the
Senator of Pennsylvania.
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He could have just
showed up to the debate
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and be like, sorry for
my words, everyone.
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I'm drunk off my ass.
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The entire state
would have been like,
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hell yeah, man, same here.
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Go Phillies, yeah!
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I love this guy.
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Woo!
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[applause]
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But the truth is Fetterman's
limitations right now are just
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something voters
will have to consider
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when they make their choice.
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Like, maybe they don't
care whether Fetterman
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is capable of debating.
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Maybe voters prefer
his policies.
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Or maybe they just
want a Senator who
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can block the door the
next time it's getting
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stormed by rioters.
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That could be very useful.
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It's all up to them.
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Anyway, let's move on and
talk about natural disasters.
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Because no matter
where you live,
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they could happen to you.
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One minute, you're
buying groceries.
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Then an earthquake
hits, and boom!
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You're buried alive.
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Or you're hiking.
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Suddenly, an avalanche hits.
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Boom!
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You're buried alive.
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Or you're at home watching TV.
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A tornado hits, picks you up,
rips off all your clothes,
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then throws you through
your neighbor's window
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into the bedroom
with his wife right
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as your neighbor walks in.
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He knocks you out with
a shovel, and boom!
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Buries you alive.
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Happens all the time.
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All the time.
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Rest in peace, uncle.
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[applause]
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But here's some good news.
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If you've been buried alive
by a natural disaster,
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there's a new
first responder who
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might be coming to your aid.
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An unlikely hero
is being trained
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to help search and rescue
teams during natural disasters.
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We're talking about rats.
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The rodents are fitted with
tiny, high-tech backpacks
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carrying video cameras.
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The project created by
Belgian nonprofit trains
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the rats to help
first responders
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search for survivors among
rubble and disaster zones.
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Once they locate
the target, they
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pull a switch on
their little vest
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that triggers a beep before
heading back to the trainers
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to get a treat.
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And the leader of
the project says
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rats are perfect for the job
since they're small, curious,
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and prone to explore.
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Oh!
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Oh my god, that's so adorable.
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Did you see the little
backpack and the tiny camera?
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I want to be rescued
by one of them!
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Aw.
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Oh, lock the doors.
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Let's blow the building up.
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You're going to thank
me when there's a bunch
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of cute rats saving all of us.
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[laughter]
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No, but for real, though,
this is incredible.
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This is incredible.
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Just take a moment to
think of some of the things
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that rats can do, huh?
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They can sniff out
landmines, right?
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They can detect tuberculosis.
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In New York City
restaurants, they taste
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our food before we eat it.
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[laughter]
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And yet do we appreciate them?
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No!
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We're terrible to them.
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We're terrible to rats.
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We don't treat them
with any respect.
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In fact, we've got to pray
that if we are ever trapped
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under the rubble,
we've really got
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to hope that the rat
that comes to rescue us
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doesn't hold a grudge.
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[laughter]
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Well, well, well,
if it isn't the guy
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who tested that toxic
makeup on my cousin.
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Oh, look, you can't
move your arms.
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Oh, they worked
fine when you were
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putting out all those traps,
though, didn't they, huh?
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Bet you wish you
hadn't appropriated
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my culture for your
Chuck E. Cheese now, huh?
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Yeah, why don't you rescue
yourself, you little bitch?
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I'm going to go poop
in a Cheerios box.
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Bye!
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[applause]
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OK.
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I just realized, at some point,
my mom's going to be like,
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what do you do at your job?
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I'm like, don't-- don't worry.
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[laughter]
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All right, finally, here's
a really fun story from
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the world of higher education.
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You know, universities are
always doing the utmost
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to try and stop students from
cheating and for good reason--
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for good reason.
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You don't want students
to cheat, right?
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Because you don't want
someone cheating their way
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through engineering, and then
one day building a
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bridge, right?
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Or what if someone cheats
their way through 14th century
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Italian poetry?
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I don't even need to
tell you the chaos
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that that would
unleash on society.
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But one professor
in the Philippines
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is going viral for
how she decided
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to stop cheating in her class.
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REPORTER: The Washington Post
says a Philippines college
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professor asked her
students to wear
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anticheating hats for a midterm
exam, and they went all out.
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The students showed up for
their mechanical engineering
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test this month
wearing all sorts
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of designs on their heads.
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Photos of the students
in their headgear
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went viral, though,
on local news.
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All right, I don't know
who this professor is,
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but that's genius, right?
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I love that.
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No, no, because instead of
just telling kids not to cheat,
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obstruct their field of vision.
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Because most of the time,
teachers can't actually
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stop anyone from cheating.
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The best they can do
is walk up and down
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the aisles like a pigeon
looking for pieces of bread,
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you know?
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They just do that thing.
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Hey, hey, hey,
hey, hey, hey, hey.
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I like this system.
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It helps the students focus,
and it removes the temptation.
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Because let's be honest.
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That's what-- it's temptation.
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Most of the time,
cheating is a spur
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of the moment thing, right?
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You don't go into the
test intending to cheat.
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What happens is you realize
you know none of the answers.
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[laughter]
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And then you notice out
of the corner of your eye
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that Angie is flying.
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And now, if you know that
you're probably wrong,
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why would you just stick with
your wrong answers, right?
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In a real-world
situation, we want
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to encourage people to go with
whoever has the best ideas.
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It's not cheating.
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It's called having
an open mind, people.
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You've got to explore
your opportunities.
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[applause]
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That's why my uncle was in
his neighbor's bedroom's
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wife with--
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[laughter]
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All right, that's it
for the headlines.
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But before we go
to a quick break,
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let's check in on
the stock market
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with our very own
finance expert,
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Michael Kosta, everybody!
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[cheering]
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Michael, crazy time, man.
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Crazy, crazy time in
the markets right now.
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What's happening?
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I am crushing it.
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I mean, you might need
to call a rescue rat
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because my crushing has
caused a lot of people
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to be trapped under rubble.
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00:14:02,142 --> 00:14:03,143
So--
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00:14:03,243 --> 00:14:05,145
Well, it sounds like
your financial advice
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00:14:05,245 --> 00:14:06,747
has buried people in debt.
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00:14:06,847 --> 00:14:10,050
Well, and if you want
to get out of that debt,
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00:14:10,083 --> 00:14:11,518
I got a hot tip for you.
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00:14:11,618 --> 00:14:12,653
So stay tuned, OK?
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00:14:12,753 --> 00:14:13,654
TREVOR NOAH: All
right, let's do it.
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00:14:13,754 --> 00:14:14,655
All right, let's do it.
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So this week
multiple corporations
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had their third quarter
earnings reports,
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00:14:18,225 --> 00:14:20,961
which included Google and
Microsoft, both of whom
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00:14:21,061 --> 00:14:22,529
had disappointing numbers, OK?
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00:14:22,629 --> 00:14:25,065
But before we get into
that, the-- the rescue rats.
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00:14:25,132 --> 00:14:26,066
Yeah.
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00:14:26,133 --> 00:14:27,067
Right?
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00:14:27,134 --> 00:14:29,102
I found this story
so useful, OK?
413
00:14:29,203 --> 00:14:31,071
When my landlord
came by to evict
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me because of a rat
infestation, I told him,
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00:14:34,107 --> 00:14:35,075
hey, you're wrong.
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00:14:35,108 --> 00:14:37,077
I'm actually training
an elite group
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00:14:37,110 --> 00:14:39,079
of search and rescue rats.
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00:14:39,146 --> 00:14:40,247
It bought me 24 hours.
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00:14:40,347 --> 00:14:41,248
But you're right, Trevor.
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00:14:41,348 --> 00:14:42,916
Animals are amazing.
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00:14:43,083 --> 00:14:44,551
I mean, pigs can hunt truffles.
422
00:14:44,651 --> 00:14:47,254
Dolphins are helping the
Navy with their sonar.
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00:14:47,354 --> 00:14:49,990
My dog-- he'll lick
peanut butter off my body
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00:14:50,090 --> 00:14:51,291
wherever I put it.
OK, look--
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00:14:51,391 --> 00:14:52,292
TREVOR NOAH: Oh.
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00:14:52,392 --> 00:14:54,561
Look, look, that's
not a sex thing.
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00:14:54,661 --> 00:14:57,331
I just eat peanut
butter sloppily, OK?
428
00:14:57,431 --> 00:14:59,867
And I heard, Trevor,
that in Africa
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00:15:00,033 --> 00:15:03,437
that you can hang wet laundry
on a rhinoceros's horn.
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00:15:03,537 --> 00:15:05,172
No, Michael, that--
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00:15:05,272 --> 00:15:06,473
that is not true.
That is so dumb.
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00:15:06,573 --> 00:15:07,474
It's not true.
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00:15:07,574 --> 00:15:10,544
Oh, because you
don't have laundry.
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00:15:10,644 --> 00:15:11,845
I-- I'm sorry.
435
00:15:11,945 --> 00:15:12,880
No, I'm sorry.
Honestly, I'm--
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00:15:13,046 --> 00:15:13,881
This guy.
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00:15:14,047 --> 00:15:15,048
You know, can you
just get to the--
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00:15:15,148 --> 00:15:16,383
Oh, well, here's a thought.
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00:15:16,483 --> 00:15:19,453
Anybody ask what
cats do, you know?
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00:15:19,553 --> 00:15:21,455
How do they
contribute to society?
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00:15:21,555 --> 00:15:23,524
To me, it seems like
cats have nine lives,
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00:15:23,624 --> 00:15:26,226
and they're wasting
every single one of them.
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00:15:26,326 --> 00:15:27,961
If you were trapped
under your building,
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00:15:28,061 --> 00:15:31,331
and your cat saw you, it would
yawn and go back to sleep.
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00:15:31,431 --> 00:15:34,234
Or, even worse, it would kill
a rat, the one thing that's
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00:15:34,334 --> 00:15:35,536
trying to save your ass.
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00:15:35,636 --> 00:15:37,471
[laughter]
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00:15:37,571 --> 00:15:39,072
Trevor is right.
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00:15:39,106 --> 00:15:41,175
Rats need more respect.
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00:15:41,275 --> 00:15:44,845
That's why it's
called "ratspect," OK?
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00:15:44,945 --> 00:15:45,946
Think about it.
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They're basically firemen.
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00:15:47,414 --> 00:15:48,348
OK?
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00:15:48,448 --> 00:15:50,083
And that's why it
wasn't weird that I
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made a sexy rat calendar.
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TREVOR NOAH: What
does this even--
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00:15:52,519 --> 00:15:53,420
Michael, can you just
get to the markets?
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00:15:53,520 --> 00:15:54,421
- Let's do the markets.
- OK.
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00:15:54,521 --> 00:15:55,422
OK, let's-- no more rats.
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00:15:55,522 --> 00:15:56,423
Now I'm thinking
of sexy rats.
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00:15:56,523 --> 00:15:57,424
Can you just--
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Let's do the markets.
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00:15:58,525 --> 00:16:00,761
All right, so
Alphabet, OK, which
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is Google's parent company--
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00:16:02,796 --> 00:16:05,098
I Binged it, all
right-- and Microsoft
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both had their quarterly
earnings calls,
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which were so bad, it led
the stock to a dramatic fall.
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00:16:11,338 --> 00:16:14,341
Look at that, which makes me
say to all the company owners,
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if you know your earnings calls
are going to be so bad, why
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00:16:17,444 --> 00:16:20,080
are you making that call, OK?
471
00:16:20,180 --> 00:16:23,417
If you have bad news,
don't call people.
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00:16:23,517 --> 00:16:25,118
I didn't call my
landlord when I
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00:16:25,219 --> 00:16:27,521
found 93 rats in my apartment.
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00:16:27,621 --> 00:16:29,823
I put little bells
and backpacks on them,
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00:16:29,923 --> 00:16:31,091
and now I gave them names.
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00:16:31,191 --> 00:16:32,226
I'm helping society.
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00:16:32,326 --> 00:16:34,428
So, look, this is
Google and Microsoft.
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00:16:34,528 --> 00:16:36,163
Everything's going fine, right?
479
00:16:36,263 --> 00:16:38,599
There was a little dip
here in October 24,
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00:16:38,699 --> 00:16:39,833
but that's not a big deal.
481
00:16:39,933 --> 00:16:41,635
The guy that draws the
lines actually just sneezed.
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00:16:41,735 --> 00:16:42,636
Sometimes that happens.
483
00:16:42,736 --> 00:16:44,872
[laughter]
484
00:16:44,972 --> 00:16:47,374
But what the hell
is going on here?
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00:16:47,474 --> 00:16:49,476
Well, turns out
Microsoft's cloud company
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00:16:49,576 --> 00:16:51,645
didn't generate as much
revenue as they thought.
487
00:16:51,745 --> 00:16:53,947
Well, obviously, clouds
just disappear, right?
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00:16:54,081 --> 00:16:57,551
But the bigger drop
came from Google.
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00:16:57,651 --> 00:17:01,221
Ad revenue's down on YouTube
because advertisers don't want
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00:17:01,321 --> 00:17:03,724
to advertise to us, knowing
the economy is struggling,
491
00:17:03,824 --> 00:17:05,359
and we don't want
to buy anything.
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00:17:05,459 --> 00:17:06,460
Well-- well, you don't.
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00:17:06,560 --> 00:17:07,528
I'm crushing it, OK.
494
00:17:07,628 --> 00:17:10,230
But here's some
advice to YouTube.
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00:17:10,330 --> 00:17:13,600
If your ad revenue is down,
and it's affecting your stock,
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00:17:13,700 --> 00:17:16,737
why are you letting
us skip ads?
497
00:17:16,837 --> 00:17:18,872
Of course, I'm going to
skip your ad for Rogaine.
498
00:17:19,039 --> 00:17:21,608
My toupee is perfect, OK?
499
00:17:21,708 --> 00:17:25,078
No other company has
a skip revenue button.
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00:17:25,179 --> 00:17:28,448
CVS doesn't have a
skip payment button.
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00:17:28,549 --> 00:17:31,084
They do have those self
checkout things, though,
502
00:17:31,185 --> 00:17:33,487
and those are pretty
much the same thing.
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00:17:33,587 --> 00:17:34,588
You know what-- [laughs]
504
00:17:34,688 --> 00:17:37,191
Hey, hot tip-- hot tip
to media companies--
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00:17:37,291 --> 00:17:41,628
force your viewers to
watch profitable ads.
506
00:17:41,728 --> 00:17:43,197
Trevor, throw to commercial.
507
00:17:43,297 --> 00:17:44,831
No, Kosta, don't tell
me what to do, all right?
508
00:17:44,932 --> 00:17:46,233
OK, all right, sorry.
509
00:17:46,333 --> 00:17:47,234
Yeah, you're right.
No, you're right.
510
00:17:47,334 --> 00:17:48,268
Sorry.
511
00:17:48,368 --> 00:17:49,670
Yeah, I'm going to
do whatever I want.
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00:17:49,770 --> 00:17:50,437
All right, we're going to go to
a commercial break right now.
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Michael Kosta, everybody.
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Stay tuned because
when we come back,
515
00:17:53,073 --> 00:17:55,242
Desi Lydic is going to
scare the shit out of you.
516
00:17:55,342 --> 00:17:56,243
You don't want to miss it.
517
00:17:56,343 --> 00:18:00,013
[cheering]
518
00:18:05,852 --> 00:18:12,292
[cheering]
519
00:18:16,863 --> 00:18:18,098
Welcome back to
The Daily Show.
520
00:18:18,198 --> 00:18:20,700
Next Monday is Halloween.
521
00:18:20,800 --> 00:18:23,703
It's the reason we've been
mutilating pumpkins all month.
522
00:18:23,803 --> 00:18:26,539
But where did
Halloween come from?
523
00:18:26,640 --> 00:18:28,642
Well, Desi Lydic
has the answer.
524
00:18:28,742 --> 00:18:35,415
[music playing]
525
00:18:35,515 --> 00:18:37,617
Hello, my dearies.
526
00:18:37,717 --> 00:18:42,589
Halloween is right around
the corner, which reminds me,
527
00:18:42,689 --> 00:18:45,191
I need to get a costume.
528
00:18:45,292 --> 00:18:47,727
Now, according to my
local CVS, Halloween
529
00:18:47,827 --> 00:18:49,529
is a two-month
festival beginning
530
00:18:49,629 --> 00:18:54,234
September 1, which celebrates
the worst candy of all time.
531
00:18:54,334 --> 00:18:57,070
But, actually, Halloween
is an ancient holiday with
532
00:18:57,170 --> 00:18:59,506
a rich and spooky history.
533
00:18:59,606 --> 00:19:03,443
And by spooky, I
mean interesting.
534
00:19:03,543 --> 00:19:04,444
[shriek]
535
00:19:04,544 --> 00:19:07,147
[laughs]
536
00:19:07,247 --> 00:19:09,282
It all started in
ancient Ireland,
537
00:19:09,449 --> 00:19:11,518
where they celebrated the
earliest version of Halloween,
538
00:19:11,618 --> 00:19:12,819
the festival of Samhain.
539
00:19:12,919 --> 00:19:13,920
That's right.
540
00:19:14,020 --> 00:19:16,623
The Irish gave us not
one but two holidays
541
00:19:16,723 --> 00:19:18,158
where people get
wasted and have
542
00:19:18,258 --> 00:19:20,126
sex behind a Dunkin' Donuts.
543
00:19:20,227 --> 00:19:23,997
Hey, Ireland, thank you.
544
00:19:24,097 --> 00:19:26,566
They believe that on
the night of October 31,
545
00:19:26,666 --> 00:19:30,003
the veil between the world
and the afterlife was lifted,
546
00:19:30,103 --> 00:19:33,039
and that spirits returned for
one night like a divorced dad
547
00:19:33,139 --> 00:19:34,040
on your birthday.
548
00:19:34,140 --> 00:19:35,742
So to win favor
with the spirits,
549
00:19:35,842 --> 00:19:38,211
they lit bonfires and
offered gifts to them.
550
00:19:38,311 --> 00:19:40,280
But most importantly,
they disguised
551
00:19:40,380 --> 00:19:43,250
themselves in costumes so the
dead wouldn't recognize them.
552
00:19:43,350 --> 00:19:45,919
Because-- trust
me-- no one wants
553
00:19:46,019 --> 00:19:47,954
to get stuck in a
conversation with a ghost.
554
00:19:48,054 --> 00:19:50,490
They're always like,
avenge me, avenge me.
555
00:19:50,590 --> 00:19:53,560
It's like, OK, weirdo,
I just met you.
556
00:19:53,660 --> 00:19:55,695
Costumes during
Samhain consisted
557
00:19:55,795 --> 00:19:57,497
of animal heads and skins.
558
00:19:57,564 --> 00:20:00,533
Ew, but in their defense,
it was ancient times.
559
00:20:00,634 --> 00:20:03,370
Those were the only costumes
Party City had back then.
560
00:20:03,503 --> 00:20:05,939
For thousands of years,
Samhain was celebrated
561
00:20:06,039 --> 00:20:07,674
in Ireland by the Celtics--
562
00:20:07,774 --> 00:20:10,644
sorry, "Keltics"--
until Ireland
563
00:20:10,744 --> 00:20:14,714
got a very special delivery
on its doorstep, Catholicism.
564
00:20:14,814 --> 00:20:16,616
And the Catholics
gave the festival
565
00:20:16,716 --> 00:20:19,486
a holy makeover, naming
November 1 All Saints'
566
00:20:19,586 --> 00:20:20,720
Day, a.k.a.
567
00:20:20,820 --> 00:20:23,957
All Hallows, making the
night before Hallows' Eve.
568
00:20:24,057 --> 00:20:26,493
Eventually, this
evolved into Halloween.
569
00:20:26,593 --> 00:20:28,929
Like many other scary
things, you have
570
00:20:29,029 --> 00:20:30,964
the Catholic Church to thank.
571
00:20:31,064 --> 00:20:33,199
After this transition,
the earliest version
572
00:20:33,300 --> 00:20:34,634
of trick-or-treating began.
573
00:20:34,734 --> 00:20:37,504
Medieval beggars would pray
for people's dead relatives
574
00:20:37,604 --> 00:20:38,905
in exchange for food.
575
00:20:39,005 --> 00:20:42,042
And that's pretty depressing,
outsourcing your praying
576
00:20:42,142 --> 00:20:43,043
to the less fortunate.
577
00:20:43,143 --> 00:20:44,244
I mean, how lazy are you?
578
00:20:44,344 --> 00:20:45,512
[phone alert]
579
00:20:45,612 --> 00:20:49,482
Oh, my Postmates with a single
bottle of water is here.
580
00:20:49,549 --> 00:20:50,784
Bring it in.
581
00:20:50,884 --> 00:20:53,019
But there was fun
trick-or-treating too.
582
00:20:53,119 --> 00:20:55,055
Kids dressed up in
costumes and offered
583
00:20:55,155 --> 00:20:57,190
to sing or recite
a poem in exchange
584
00:20:57,290 --> 00:20:59,492
for food or money or wine.
585
00:20:59,526 --> 00:21:01,828
And I know what you're
thinking, kids drinking wine.
586
00:21:01,928 --> 00:21:02,829
But don't worry.
587
00:21:02,929 --> 00:21:04,931
It's Irish wine,
so it's basically
588
00:21:05,031 --> 00:21:06,866
just rancid grape juice.
589
00:21:06,967 --> 00:21:09,436
In the 18th and 19th
centuries, Halloween
590
00:21:09,469 --> 00:21:11,671
started getting popular
around the world,
591
00:21:11,771 --> 00:21:15,308
especially in America, after a
Halloween poem by Robert Burns
592
00:21:15,442 --> 00:21:16,543
became popular.
593
00:21:16,643 --> 00:21:18,578
And I know it might seem
weird that something became
594
00:21:18,678 --> 00:21:20,280
mainstream due to poetry.
595
00:21:20,447 --> 00:21:22,148
But if you think about
it, it's the same way
596
00:21:22,249 --> 00:21:23,883
we all learned about sizzurp.
597
00:21:23,984 --> 00:21:26,820
At the turn of the century,
the influx of Irish immigrants
598
00:21:26,920 --> 00:21:29,456
made Halloween even
bigger in the US.
599
00:21:29,489 --> 00:21:31,458
And it actually started
to get a little rowdy.
600
00:21:31,558 --> 00:21:33,960
Kids used the day as
an excuse for vandalism
601
00:21:34,060 --> 00:21:36,463
and general
assholery, a tradition
602
00:21:36,496 --> 00:21:37,530
that continues to this day.
603
00:21:37,631 --> 00:21:38,531
Ugh.
604
00:21:38,632 --> 00:21:39,599
[kids laughing]
605
00:21:39,699 --> 00:21:40,734
Mother-[bleep].
606
00:21:40,834 --> 00:21:44,371
I will kick your ass at
soccer practice, Timmy!
607
00:21:44,471 --> 00:21:45,672
It was so bad.
608
00:21:45,772 --> 00:21:48,708
Some politicians wanted to
cancel Halloween altogether.
609
00:21:48,808 --> 00:21:50,810
Luckily, the
solution was already
610
00:21:50,911 --> 00:21:52,879
built in, trick-or-treating.
611
00:21:52,979 --> 00:21:55,615
Everyone figured out that
if they gave kids treats
612
00:21:55,715 --> 00:21:57,984
in exchange for not acting
like little dickheads,
613
00:21:58,084 --> 00:21:59,119
they'd be chill.
614
00:21:59,219 --> 00:22:02,155
Trick-or-treating
exploded by the 1950s
615
00:22:02,255 --> 00:22:04,024
with the mass
production of candy.
616
00:22:04,124 --> 00:22:06,226
Although back then,
candy was weird.
617
00:22:06,326 --> 00:22:09,429
They had all these suggestive
names like Zagnuts and
618
00:22:09,496 --> 00:22:10,730
Sugar Daddies.
619
00:22:10,830 --> 00:22:13,199
If you like candy,
kids, you'll love
620
00:22:13,300 --> 00:22:14,601
Uncle Jimmy's Pole Smokers.
621
00:22:14,701 --> 00:22:16,436
[old-timey music]
622
00:22:16,469 --> 00:22:18,471
Mm, pole.
623
00:22:18,572 --> 00:22:21,741
By the 1970s, Halloween
wasn't just for kids anymore.
624
00:22:21,841 --> 00:22:23,577
Adults started to
get into it too.
625
00:22:23,677 --> 00:22:24,778
They threw parties.
626
00:22:24,878 --> 00:22:29,983
They wore costumes, some
sexy and some really sexy.
627
00:22:30,083 --> 00:22:33,720
Oh, yeah, Dick Nix,
hi, where you at?
628
00:22:33,820 --> 00:22:36,489
These days, Halloween has
taken on a new meaning,
629
00:22:36,590 --> 00:22:38,225
celebrating the
macabre and having
630
00:22:38,325 --> 00:22:40,493
a safe space to
explore our identities
631
00:22:40,594 --> 00:22:42,329
with our friends and family.
632
00:22:42,462 --> 00:22:43,496
I'm just [bleep] with you.
633
00:22:43,597 --> 00:22:46,199
It's about making as
much money as possible.
634
00:22:46,299 --> 00:22:49,369
It's the most expensive
holiday after Christmas.
635
00:22:49,469 --> 00:22:51,471
And we don't even get a
PlayStation out of it,
636
00:22:51,571 --> 00:22:53,473
just some highly
regrettable photos
637
00:22:53,540 --> 00:22:57,177
and a mouthful of cavities.
638
00:22:57,277 --> 00:23:00,080
Ah, lost another one.
639
00:23:00,180 --> 00:23:03,550
So now you know how Halloween
got to be so spooktacular.
640
00:23:03,650 --> 00:23:06,720
I hope everyone out there has
a safe and fun time this year.
641
00:23:06,820 --> 00:23:09,189
Enjoy it because
the next holiday
642
00:23:09,289 --> 00:23:13,026
is Thanksgiving, when you
have to spend the whole day
643
00:23:13,126 --> 00:23:15,028
with your entire family.
644
00:23:15,128 --> 00:23:16,029
[shriek]
645
00:23:16,129 --> 00:23:18,899
[laughs]
646
00:23:18,999 --> 00:23:20,533
[cheering]
647
00:23:20,634 --> 00:23:21,735
Thank you so much
for that, Desi.
648
00:23:21,835 --> 00:23:23,470
All right, stay tuned
because when we come back
649
00:23:23,570 --> 00:23:25,071
Elizabeth Banks will be
joining me on the show.
650
00:23:25,171 --> 00:23:26,072
So don't go away.
651
00:23:26,172 --> 00:23:29,776
[cheering]
652
00:23:34,151 --> 00:23:39,423
[cheering]
653
00:23:39,523 --> 00:23:40,691
Welcome back to
The Daily Show.
654
00:23:40,791 --> 00:23:43,194
My guest tonight is an
actor and a director
655
00:23:43,294 --> 00:23:45,563
you know from Mrs.
America, The Hunger
656
00:23:45,663 --> 00:23:47,064
Games, and Pitch Perfect.
657
00:23:47,164 --> 00:23:49,667
She's here to talk about
starring in the new film
658
00:23:49,767 --> 00:23:54,438
Call Jane, which will be
in theaters October 28.
659
00:23:54,538 --> 00:23:57,107
I didn't even know I could
get pregnant like that.
660
00:23:57,208 --> 00:23:59,643
I mean, we were standing up.
661
00:23:59,743 --> 00:24:01,812
I just don't really know how
everything works down there.
662
00:24:01,912 --> 00:24:04,848
Joy, you must have explained
this to your daughter.
663
00:24:04,949 --> 00:24:09,954
You want to take a stab?
664
00:24:10,054 --> 00:24:14,825
Oh, uh, [laughs] well,
uh, [clears throat]
665
00:24:14,925 --> 00:24:20,631
[murmurs] Izzie, uh, you--
666
00:24:20,731 --> 00:24:23,300
you have (WHISPERING) a vagina.
667
00:24:23,400 --> 00:24:25,970
OK, just hold it.
668
00:24:26,070 --> 00:24:27,638
Please, welcome
Elizabeth Banks.
669
00:24:27,738 --> 00:24:30,608
[cheering]
670
00:24:30,708 --> 00:24:37,748
[music playing]
671
00:24:40,084 --> 00:24:40,985
Hi!
672
00:24:41,085 --> 00:24:42,653
You have such a nice audience.
673
00:24:42,753 --> 00:24:44,121
Elizabeth, they're
a wonderful audience.
674
00:24:44,221 --> 00:24:45,155
- Yeah.
- Welcome to The Daily Show.
675
00:24:45,256 --> 00:24:46,757
Thank you.
Thanks for having me.
676
00:24:46,857 --> 00:24:50,394
And congratulations on
creating what I think everyone
677
00:24:50,494 --> 00:24:54,865
is going to enjoy as not just
a heartfelt film, but a film
678
00:24:54,965 --> 00:24:59,069
that, in more ways than
most, feels completely
679
00:24:59,169 --> 00:25:00,871
apt for these times.
680
00:25:00,971 --> 00:25:04,575
My character, Joy,
seeks out an abortion
681
00:25:04,675 --> 00:25:06,410
when her life is in danger.
682
00:25:06,510 --> 00:25:08,279
And it's life or death for her.
683
00:25:08,379 --> 00:25:10,180
And this is a woman
who never thought
684
00:25:10,281 --> 00:25:11,482
she'd seek out abortion care.
685
00:25:11,582 --> 00:25:12,616
TREVOR NOAH: Right.
686
00:25:12,783 --> 00:25:16,487
And when she gets
there, it's 1968 Chicago.
687
00:25:16,587 --> 00:25:18,155
Abortion is illegal.
688
00:25:18,255 --> 00:25:19,790
This is pre Roe versus Wade.
689
00:25:19,823 --> 00:25:23,227
And she meets a collective
of women called the Janes.
690
00:25:23,327 --> 00:25:25,129
These are real-life
women, so the story
691
00:25:25,229 --> 00:25:28,399
is based on a real-life
group, the Jane Collective
692
00:25:28,499 --> 00:25:31,335
of Chicago, who provided
abortion care, abortion health
693
00:25:31,435 --> 00:25:35,839
care, to nearly 11,000 women in
the late '60s before abortion
694
00:25:35,940 --> 00:25:37,508
was legal in
Illinois in Chicago.
695
00:25:37,608 --> 00:25:40,377
TREVOR NOAH: It's a
story about bravery
696
00:25:40,477 --> 00:25:42,279
in the face of everything
that stands against you.
697
00:25:42,379 --> 00:25:46,283
Because in the story we
meet a woman who's living
698
00:25:46,383 --> 00:25:47,551
like a cookie-cutter life.
- Yes.
699
00:25:47,651 --> 00:25:48,619
You know, your
character's just like--
700
00:25:48,752 --> 00:25:49,620
she's living her life.
701
00:25:49,753 --> 00:25:50,754
She comes from a
conservative family,
702
00:25:50,855 --> 00:25:51,956
but we don't really
talk about that.
703
00:25:52,056 --> 00:25:54,491
And it's almost not about
the politics per se.
704
00:25:54,592 --> 00:25:57,761
But it's about how society was
oppressing women at this time.
705
00:25:57,862 --> 00:25:58,896
Yeah.
706
00:25:58,996 --> 00:26:01,932
And what feels, again,
pertinent to this moment
707
00:26:02,032 --> 00:26:04,268
is seeing her not just
fight for herself,
708
00:26:04,368 --> 00:26:06,503
but for every other woman
who needs to have an abortion
709
00:26:06,604 --> 00:26:07,504
and can't afford it.
710
00:26:07,605 --> 00:26:08,639
Yeah, that's exactly right.
711
00:26:08,772 --> 00:26:11,775
You know, I'm
pro-abortion, and I
712
00:26:11,809 --> 00:26:14,311
like to tell people who aren't
pro-abortion that I'm fighting
713
00:26:14,411 --> 00:26:15,880
for them to have that
abortion that they
714
00:26:15,980 --> 00:26:17,414
don't know they need yet.
TREVOR NOAH: Wow.
715
00:26:17,514 --> 00:26:18,415
[laughs]
TREVOR NOAH: Yeah.
716
00:26:18,515 --> 00:26:19,617
[cheering]
717
00:26:19,783 --> 00:26:20,618
Right?
718
00:26:20,784 --> 00:26:21,619
Don't worry.
719
00:26:21,785 --> 00:26:22,653
I'll fight for you.
720
00:26:22,786 --> 00:26:23,988
I'll fight for you.
721
00:26:24,088 --> 00:26:25,556
I'll fight for your daughter
and your wife and your mom.
722
00:26:25,656 --> 00:26:26,557
Don't worry.
723
00:26:26,657 --> 00:26:28,826
It really is a
powerful story, though,
724
00:26:28,926 --> 00:26:31,195
because, you know, it--
725
00:26:31,295 --> 00:26:35,065
this is what gets me about
the film is you think--
726
00:26:35,165 --> 00:26:37,535
first of all, you would
think this film was made now.
727
00:26:37,635 --> 00:26:38,602
That's the first thing.
728
00:26:38,736 --> 00:26:39,803
Well--
729
00:26:39,904 --> 00:26:41,438
You started planning this,
and you filmed this how
730
00:26:41,539 --> 00:26:42,573
long ago?
731
00:26:42,740 --> 00:26:44,441
I first read the script
nearly three years ago.
732
00:26:44,542 --> 00:26:45,776
TREVOR NOAH: Right.
733
00:26:45,876 --> 00:26:48,646
And we had the pandemic, and
we finally got to make it--
734
00:26:48,746 --> 00:26:50,748
get Sigourney Weaver in to
be this amazing activist
735
00:26:50,781 --> 00:26:51,749
in the film.
736
00:26:51,815 --> 00:26:52,983
TREVOR NOAH: She's
really strong, yeah.
737
00:26:53,083 --> 00:26:54,318
[cheering]
738
00:26:54,418 --> 00:26:58,856
And I think, at the time, we
knew that there were what we
739
00:26:58,956 --> 00:27:00,624
call abortion
deserts in America,
740
00:27:00,758 --> 00:27:03,527
which are areas where
abortion was so inaccessible
741
00:27:03,627 --> 00:27:07,097
that basically people
were living in a time that
742
00:27:07,198 --> 00:27:08,632
was like pre Roe.
743
00:27:08,766 --> 00:27:15,105
And this film really presents
the dangerous, often desperate
744
00:27:15,206 --> 00:27:18,142
situations that pregnant people
found themselves in when they
745
00:27:18,242 --> 00:27:19,476
didn't want to be pregnant.
746
00:27:19,577 --> 00:27:22,913
And, you know, we all know
that abortion bans don't ban--
747
00:27:23,013 --> 00:27:24,348
they don't solve abortion.
748
00:27:24,448 --> 00:27:26,083
Because as long as there
have been pregnant people,
749
00:27:26,183 --> 00:27:28,185
there will be people that
don't want to be pregnant.
750
00:27:28,285 --> 00:27:33,290
And this film reminds us that
their safety matters, right,
751
00:27:33,390 --> 00:27:37,328
that we can recenter women and
the health care that they need
752
00:27:37,428 --> 00:27:39,296
and make sure that
it's safe for them.
753
00:27:39,396 --> 00:27:42,499
And safety relies on
legality, frankly.
754
00:27:42,600 --> 00:27:47,137
And that's sort of the time
that we are now talking about.
755
00:27:47,238 --> 00:27:53,844
It was 1968 in the movie,
but it's today in 14 states.
756
00:27:53,944 --> 00:27:57,648
It also showed a side
of the conversation
757
00:27:57,748 --> 00:28:01,318
that is necessary but
painful at the same time.
758
00:28:01,418 --> 00:28:03,254
The film isn't
flippant when it comes
759
00:28:03,354 --> 00:28:04,255
to talking about abortion.
760
00:28:04,355 --> 00:28:05,256
Yeah.
761
00:28:05,356 --> 00:28:06,524
There's the
scene, for instance,
762
00:28:06,624 --> 00:28:07,791
where we're in the room.
763
00:28:07,892 --> 00:28:09,860
We're seeing a lot of
what the procedure is.
764
00:28:09,960 --> 00:28:11,028
We're seeing the pain.
765
00:28:11,128 --> 00:28:12,763
We're seeing what the
woman goes through.
766
00:28:12,796 --> 00:28:14,798
And I wanted to
know why you felt
767
00:28:14,899 --> 00:28:16,767
it was so important to
have that in the story.
768
00:28:16,834 --> 00:28:17,801
Some would gloss over it.
769
00:28:17,902 --> 00:28:19,136
Some would say, oh,
no, no, we don't
770
00:28:19,236 --> 00:28:20,871
want to put that in because
it makes it complicated.
771
00:28:20,971 --> 00:28:24,108
But it felt like it was
kept in for that reason.
772
00:28:24,208 --> 00:28:25,476
You know, one in four women--
773
00:28:25,576 --> 00:28:27,278
American women--
have an abortion.
774
00:28:27,378 --> 00:28:29,280
So it's a pretty
common practice.
775
00:28:29,380 --> 00:28:31,215
And there's this mythology--
776
00:28:31,315 --> 00:28:35,152
there's this lie, frankly, that
anti-abortion activists will
777
00:28:35,252 --> 00:28:37,321
say, which is that
abortion can kill you.
778
00:28:37,421 --> 00:28:39,223
And that is simply not true.
779
00:28:39,323 --> 00:28:42,626
Abortion is very, very--
it's safer than getting
780
00:28:42,726 --> 00:28:43,627
your wisdom teeth out.
781
00:28:43,727 --> 00:28:45,563
It's safer than a colonoscopy.
782
00:28:45,729 --> 00:28:47,598
So the Janes didn't
lose a single life.
783
00:28:47,731 --> 00:28:49,400
They performed
11,000 abortions,
784
00:28:49,500 --> 00:28:50,768
didn't lose a single life.
785
00:28:50,868 --> 00:28:54,538
And so I think partly why we
wanted to put the procedure
786
00:28:54,638 --> 00:28:57,775
in was just to normalize
it, just to destigmatize
787
00:28:57,875 --> 00:29:01,645
the entire process, and to show
you that she was fine after
788
00:29:01,745 --> 00:29:02,646
and went and had spaghetti.
789
00:29:02,746 --> 00:29:04,281
[laughs] Yeah.
790
00:29:04,381 --> 00:29:05,516
[applause]
791
00:29:05,616 --> 00:29:07,117
TREVOR NOAH: It's a
procedure that somebody
792
00:29:07,218 --> 00:29:09,119
is having to have
autonomy over their lives.
793
00:29:09,220 --> 00:29:10,187
Yeah.
794
00:29:10,287 --> 00:29:12,323
You also choose to
have many funny moments
795
00:29:12,423 --> 00:29:15,526
in the film, which somebody
wouldn't think at first.
796
00:29:15,626 --> 00:29:17,127
If I said to you, oh,
there's this film,
797
00:29:17,228 --> 00:29:18,362
and it's about abortion.
798
00:29:18,462 --> 00:29:19,763
It's about-- people go
like, oh, wow, this is going
799
00:29:19,864 --> 00:29:20,764
to be a very serious film.
800
00:29:20,865 --> 00:29:22,766
And it is serious,
but there are so
801
00:29:22,867 --> 00:29:24,168
many moments where you
find yourself, like,
802
00:29:24,268 --> 00:29:26,070
laughing out loud as well--
- Thank you.
803
00:29:26,170 --> 00:29:27,137
--like, really,
really laughing
804
00:29:27,238 --> 00:29:29,540
out loud in a human way.
805
00:29:29,640 --> 00:29:32,343
That also feels
very intentional.
806
00:29:32,443 --> 00:29:35,779
Why not just have it
be very drab and dull?
807
00:29:35,880 --> 00:29:37,581
I think we all
felt like the way
808
00:29:37,715 --> 00:29:39,717
to depoliticize this
whole thing, which
809
00:29:39,817 --> 00:29:43,587
has become so politicized,
is to remind people
810
00:29:43,721 --> 00:29:45,256
about the stories, right?
811
00:29:45,356 --> 00:29:47,725
These are real people's
lives that these politicians
812
00:29:47,825 --> 00:29:49,059
are messing with.
813
00:29:49,159 --> 00:29:52,196
These are real women,
who have hopes and dreams
814
00:29:52,296 --> 00:29:54,598
or already have kids,
for whatever reason,
815
00:29:54,732 --> 00:29:56,934
are making the decision to
seek out abortion health care.
816
00:29:57,034 --> 00:29:58,068
TREVOR NOAH: Right.
817
00:29:58,168 --> 00:30:01,005
And regular, real
women, they have fun too.
818
00:30:01,105 --> 00:30:02,439
They laugh too.
Like--
819
00:30:02,540 --> 00:30:03,541
I love that.
They're human.
820
00:30:03,641 --> 00:30:04,808
Is that what you're saying?
- Right?
821
00:30:04,909 --> 00:30:05,876
Like we're all human.
822
00:30:05,976 --> 00:30:07,578
You know, I also--
823
00:30:07,745 --> 00:30:09,847
my rule about this
character was I just said,
824
00:30:09,947 --> 00:30:11,348
I don't want to cry after.
825
00:30:11,448 --> 00:30:14,051
Because she's so relieved
after her abortion,
826
00:30:14,151 --> 00:30:15,553
she chooses her life.
827
00:30:15,653 --> 00:30:16,754
That's interesting.
828
00:30:16,787 --> 00:30:19,123
It's a very life-affirming
decision for her.
829
00:30:19,223 --> 00:30:20,958
She's not particularly
tortured over it.
830
00:30:21,058 --> 00:30:22,760
She's already a mom,
and her pregnancy
831
00:30:22,793 --> 00:30:24,028
is threatening her life.
832
00:30:24,128 --> 00:30:27,398
And she wants to stay alive
to be a mom to her daughter
833
00:30:27,498 --> 00:30:29,567
and because she suddenly
realizes when she's
834
00:30:29,667 --> 00:30:31,202
faced with life or
death, wow, I have
835
00:30:31,302 --> 00:30:33,070
so much more life to live.
836
00:30:33,170 --> 00:30:34,705
I have so many things to do.
837
00:30:34,805 --> 00:30:36,307
Shit, I got a--
838
00:30:36,407 --> 00:30:38,475
[laughs] I got a list I got
to get through, you know?
839
00:30:38,576 --> 00:30:41,078
And she really has
a real awakening,
840
00:30:41,178 --> 00:30:43,581
a political awakening,
an emotional awakening.
841
00:30:43,714 --> 00:30:45,883
And I love that
for the character.
842
00:30:45,983 --> 00:30:47,718
I mean, total right
turn in her life.
843
00:30:47,785 --> 00:30:49,019
TREVOR NOAH: Right,
right, right.
844
00:30:49,119 --> 00:30:52,356
It's a change in direction
because it's a moment where--
845
00:30:52,456 --> 00:30:53,724
we don't want to
spoil it for everyone,
846
00:30:53,757 --> 00:30:56,560
but it's just that key moment
where somebody realizes
847
00:30:56,727 --> 00:30:57,928
their life is at risk.
848
00:30:58,028 --> 00:30:59,830
They need to have
this procedure.
849
00:30:59,930 --> 00:31:02,266
And then they have to fight to
basically save their own life.
850
00:31:02,366 --> 00:31:03,467
It's a powerful one.
851
00:31:03,567 --> 00:31:05,169
I feel like you're one of
the more perfect people
852
00:31:05,269 --> 00:31:06,270
to tell this story--
853
00:31:06,370 --> 00:31:09,373
no, because of what you
represent, you know?
854
00:31:09,473 --> 00:31:12,576
You've been a champion
of women in all fields,
855
00:31:12,743 --> 00:31:13,978
whether it's business,
whether it's film.
856
00:31:14,078 --> 00:31:16,480
People have come up to you and
they've gone, like, you are--
857
00:31:16,580 --> 00:31:20,084
you create some of the funniest
films for women to act in.
858
00:31:20,184 --> 00:31:21,819
You're funny behind the camera.
859
00:31:21,919 --> 00:31:23,587
You're funny when it
comes to the writing.
860
00:31:23,754 --> 00:31:26,123
And what I loved is something
that you said recently, which
861
00:31:26,223 --> 00:31:28,792
was, everyone will say to
you-- or many people will say,
862
00:31:28,893 --> 00:31:30,928
oh, it's powerful
that you're doing
863
00:31:31,028 --> 00:31:33,697
this because you're doing this
to show that women can do it.
864
00:31:33,797 --> 00:31:35,266
And you make films
for the women.
865
00:31:35,366 --> 00:31:36,967
You said something
to the effect of,
866
00:31:37,067 --> 00:31:39,003
well, I make films because
I like making films,
867
00:31:39,103 --> 00:31:40,237
and I am a woman,
and I'm having fun.
868
00:31:40,337 --> 00:31:41,305
Yeah.
869
00:31:41,405 --> 00:31:43,073
What do you think
people miss sometimes
870
00:31:43,173 --> 00:31:48,512
about a woman doing any type of
job that they just want to do?
871
00:31:48,612 --> 00:31:49,847
[laughter]
872
00:31:49,947 --> 00:31:52,082
You know, well, do
we have three hours?
873
00:31:52,182 --> 00:31:53,517
I mean, that's, like,
a deep question.
874
00:31:53,617 --> 00:31:54,518
[laughs]
875
00:31:54,618 --> 00:31:55,953
[applause]
876
00:31:56,053 --> 00:32:00,991
You know, I think
there's a lot--
877
00:32:01,091 --> 00:32:03,294
we live-- Roe for me--
878
00:32:03,394 --> 00:32:05,362
I'll speak to it in
terms of the film
879
00:32:05,462 --> 00:32:08,832
right now, which was when
Dobbs-- the Dobbs decision is
880
00:32:08,933 --> 00:32:10,267
a decision that
overturned Roe v. Wade
881
00:32:10,367 --> 00:32:11,902
that came down this summer.
882
00:32:12,002 --> 00:32:15,005
When it happened, I
felt foundationally
883
00:32:15,105 --> 00:32:21,412
like less of a free person
than I did the day before.
884
00:32:21,512 --> 00:32:23,480
And so when you
live in a society
885
00:32:23,581 --> 00:32:27,218
where your human rights
can be taken away from you,
886
00:32:27,318 --> 00:32:29,854
you're kind of a
second-class citizen.
887
00:32:29,954 --> 00:32:33,090
And when you're considered
a second-class citizen,
888
00:32:33,190 --> 00:32:34,692
everybody thinks,
well, how does
889
00:32:34,758 --> 00:32:37,294
a second-class citizen get
to direct a Hollywood movie?
890
00:32:37,394 --> 00:32:38,295
TREVOR NOAH: Wow.
891
00:32:38,395 --> 00:32:39,730
Like, it's that deep.
892
00:32:39,830 --> 00:32:40,698
Do you know what I mean?
893
00:32:40,798 --> 00:32:41,699
TREVOR NOAH: Right.
894
00:32:41,799 --> 00:32:42,700
It's like it's the way--
895
00:32:42,800 --> 00:32:44,034
TREVOR NOAH: It
permeates society, yeah.
896
00:32:44,134 --> 00:32:45,736
There are people that
are entitled to do things.
897
00:32:45,836 --> 00:32:48,138
And then there are women who
have to fight to do things.
898
00:32:48,239 --> 00:32:49,540
Right.
It's almost you're lucky.
899
00:32:49,707 --> 00:32:51,308
It's like, how did you do it?
- You're lucky to get to do it.
900
00:32:51,408 --> 00:32:52,309
Well, you're not lucky.
901
00:32:52,409 --> 00:32:53,444
You're amazing.
902
00:32:53,544 --> 00:32:55,446
You're truly one of the
funniest people I know.
903
00:32:55,546 --> 00:32:56,714
And the film is amazing.
904
00:32:56,780 --> 00:32:57,948
Thank you so much
for joining me again.
905
00:32:58,048 --> 00:32:58,949
- Thank you again.
- I appreciate you.
906
00:32:59,049 --> 00:33:00,551
Thank you so much
for being here.
907
00:33:00,718 --> 00:33:01,552
Elizabeth Banks, everybody.
908
00:33:01,719 --> 00:33:03,521
Make sure to check
out the film.
909
00:33:03,621 --> 00:33:05,556
It's going to be in theaters
everywhere you watch movies.
910
00:33:05,723 --> 00:33:06,757
We're going to
take a quick break.
911
00:33:06,857 --> 00:33:08,726
We'll be right back after this.
912
00:33:08,792 --> 00:33:09,760
Thank you very much.
913
00:33:09,860 --> 00:33:13,497
[cheering]
914
00:33:16,834 --> 00:33:21,906
[applause]
915
00:33:22,006 --> 00:33:23,107
Well, that's our
show for tonight.
916
00:33:23,207 --> 00:33:24,709
But before we go,
before we go, I
917
00:33:24,809 --> 00:33:27,044
wanted to remind you that
peaceful protesters in Iran
918
00:33:27,144 --> 00:33:29,046
are risking their lives
to be heard right now.
919
00:33:29,146 --> 00:33:30,848
The Center for
Human Rights in Iran
920
00:33:30,948 --> 00:33:32,450
is helping to
bring their voices
921
00:33:32,550 --> 00:33:34,218
to the international
stage, and it
922
00:33:34,318 --> 00:33:36,153
provides legal aid for
political prisoners
923
00:33:36,254 --> 00:33:37,488
and victims of violence.
924
00:33:37,588 --> 00:33:39,590
So if you want to help
them in this work,
925
00:33:39,690 --> 00:33:41,259
then please follow
the link below.
926
00:33:41,359 --> 00:33:43,294
Until next time,
stay safe out there.
927
00:33:43,394 --> 00:33:46,230
And remember, if you're trapped
in a collapsed building,
928
00:33:46,330 --> 00:33:47,732
stay calm.
929
00:33:47,832 --> 00:33:49,533
All the rats are coming.
930
00:33:49,634 --> 00:33:51,702
Now here it is,
your moment of zen.
931
00:33:51,802 --> 00:33:52,703
[evil laughter]
932
00:33:52,803 --> 00:33:56,974
[screams]
933
00:33:57,074 --> 00:33:59,043
Here in Village
of Screams, and I
934
00:33:59,143 --> 00:34:01,646
don't want to turn the corner.
935
00:34:01,746 --> 00:34:02,647
I am shaking.
936
00:34:02,747 --> 00:34:04,815
[scream]
937
00:34:04,916 --> 00:34:06,817
Whoa!
938
00:34:06,918 --> 00:34:08,586
All right, no one's jumping
out at me, so that's a,
939
00:34:08,686 --> 00:34:10,388
now there is somebody
jumping out at me!
940
00:34:10,488 --> 00:34:11,489
Oh, my goodness.
941
00:34:11,589 --> 00:34:14,692
From the spray paint
that goes on the faces.
942
00:34:14,792 --> 00:34:16,427
I don't like that.
943
00:34:16,527 --> 00:34:17,528
Do you think they want it back?
944
00:34:17,628 --> 00:34:18,529
Yeah.
945
00:34:18,629 --> 00:34:19,897
[scream]
946
00:34:19,997 --> 00:34:21,933
This is a, this
is a good one.
947
00:34:22,033 --> 00:34:23,334
[inaudible] time!
948
00:34:23,434 --> 00:34:24,802
Get in there!
949
00:34:24,902 --> 00:34:28,105
No, thank you, no thank you.