1 00:00:00,534 --> 00:00:01,935 [theme music] 2 00:00:02,035 --> 00:00:03,303 ANNOUNCER: Coming to you from New 3 00:00:03,403 --> 00:00:07,708 York City, the only city in America, it's The Daily Show. 4 00:00:07,808 --> 00:00:11,979 Tonight, debate season is in full swing, 5 00:00:12,079 --> 00:00:17,251 where Halloween came from, and Elizabeth Banks. 6 00:00:17,351 --> 00:00:21,188 This is The Daily Show with Trevor Noah. 7 00:00:21,288 --> 00:00:28,262 [cheering] 8 00:00:34,935 --> 00:00:36,803 What's going on, everybody? Welcome to The Daily Show. 9 00:00:36,904 --> 00:00:37,804 I'm Trevor Noah. 10 00:00:37,905 --> 00:00:39,640 Thank you so much for tuning in. 11 00:00:39,740 --> 00:00:41,608 Thank you for coming out in person. 12 00:00:41,708 --> 00:00:42,809 Thank you so much. 13 00:00:42,910 --> 00:00:43,810 Thank you. 14 00:00:43,911 --> 00:00:44,978 Thank you so much. 15 00:00:45,078 --> 00:00:45,979 Take a seat. 16 00:00:46,079 --> 00:00:47,080 Let's do this. 17 00:00:47,181 --> 00:00:49,183 We have got a great show for you tonight. 18 00:00:49,283 --> 00:00:52,119 We'll tell you how rats will save your life. 19 00:00:52,219 --> 00:00:53,654 We tiptoe around the Senate debate 20 00:00:53,754 --> 00:00:54,855 that everyone is talking about. 21 00:00:54,955 --> 00:00:57,357 And we discovered the truth about Halloween. 22 00:00:57,457 --> 00:00:59,359 Plus my guest tonight is the one and only 23 00:00:59,459 --> 00:01:00,594 Elizabeth Banks, everybody! 24 00:01:00,694 --> 00:01:01,828 [cheering] 25 00:01:01,929 --> 00:01:03,063 So let's do this, people. 26 00:01:03,130 --> 00:01:05,265 Let's just straight into today's headlines. 27 00:01:05,365 --> 00:01:08,135 [music playing] 28 00:01:08,235 --> 00:01:11,939 [cheering] 29 00:01:12,072 --> 00:01:12,940 All right. 30 00:01:13,073 --> 00:01:14,441 Before we get into the big stories, 31 00:01:14,541 --> 00:01:17,511 let's catch up on a few other things going on in the world, 32 00:01:17,611 --> 00:01:20,347 starting with health news. 33 00:01:20,447 --> 00:01:24,418 A new study sponsored by the National Institutes of Health 34 00:01:24,518 --> 00:01:27,754 has found that kids who play video games for at least 35 00:01:27,855 --> 00:01:31,258 three hours a day have better memory and impulse 36 00:01:31,358 --> 00:01:33,927 control than nongamers. 37 00:01:34,094 --> 00:01:35,095 Yeah. 38 00:01:35,162 --> 00:01:38,265 And I'm not the kind of person who 39 00:01:38,365 --> 00:01:42,236 would say I told you so to my mom 40 00:01:42,336 --> 00:01:43,871 because she could still whip my ass. 41 00:01:43,971 --> 00:01:47,541 But I told you so. 42 00:01:47,641 --> 00:01:48,542 Yeah. 43 00:01:48,642 --> 00:01:51,278 [applause] 44 00:01:51,378 --> 00:01:54,114 OK, just making sure-- 45 00:01:54,147 --> 00:01:55,415 just making sure she's not behind me. 46 00:01:55,516 --> 00:01:59,219 But, yeah, it turns out gamers have great impulse control. 47 00:01:59,319 --> 00:02:00,654 So the next time a teenager calls you 48 00:02:00,754 --> 00:02:02,189 the N-word and a game of Call of Duty, 49 00:02:02,289 --> 00:02:03,423 he really thought it through. 50 00:02:03,524 --> 00:02:04,758 [laughter] 51 00:02:04,858 --> 00:02:07,060 In travel news, Virgin Australia 52 00:02:07,127 --> 00:02:09,396 has announced that for the next six months, 53 00:02:09,496 --> 00:02:12,466 anyone who selects a middle seat 54 00:02:12,566 --> 00:02:15,235 will be automatically entered into a lottery 55 00:02:15,335 --> 00:02:19,806 with more than $230,000 worth of prizes up for grabs. 56 00:02:19,907 --> 00:02:20,807 Yeah. 57 00:02:20,908 --> 00:02:22,142 And here's my first question. 58 00:02:22,242 --> 00:02:24,378 Is one of the prizes an aisle seat? 59 00:02:24,478 --> 00:02:26,146 [laughter] 60 00:02:26,246 --> 00:02:27,981 Because, I mean, that's the only way I'm ever selecting 61 00:02:28,081 --> 00:02:30,350 a middle seat on a plane. 62 00:02:30,450 --> 00:02:31,952 Plus, winning the lottery makes it worse. 63 00:02:32,085 --> 00:02:34,087 Now I'm in the middle seat, and the aisle and window seats 64 00:02:34,154 --> 00:02:35,189 are looking to rob my ass. 65 00:02:35,289 --> 00:02:38,158 It's like, well, well, if it isn't Mr. Jackpot. 66 00:02:38,258 --> 00:02:41,228 Ugh, leave me alone! 67 00:02:41,328 --> 00:02:43,363 Oh, here's one of the strangest human interest 68 00:02:43,463 --> 00:02:44,498 stories I've ever heard. 69 00:02:44,598 --> 00:02:47,968 A hermit known as the world's dirtiest man-- 70 00:02:48,101 --> 00:02:52,105 actually known as that-- has died at the age of 94. 71 00:02:52,139 --> 00:02:54,708 But get this-- just a few months after bathing 72 00:02:54,808 --> 00:02:58,779 for the first time in 60 years, which 73 00:02:58,879 --> 00:03:01,615 is a real lesson here, guys. 74 00:03:01,715 --> 00:03:05,052 Don't try anything new because it will kill you. 75 00:03:05,152 --> 00:03:06,119 It will. 76 00:03:06,220 --> 00:03:08,355 Oh, and, more importantly, congratulations 77 00:03:08,455 --> 00:03:10,157 to the new world's dirtiest man, Steve Bannon. 78 00:03:10,257 --> 00:03:11,158 Well done. 79 00:03:11,258 --> 00:03:12,492 All right. 80 00:03:12,593 --> 00:03:14,928 Let's move on to some of the biggest stories of the day, 81 00:03:15,062 --> 00:03:16,830 starting, once again, with the midterms, 82 00:03:16,930 --> 00:03:18,165 you know, that time of the year when 83 00:03:18,265 --> 00:03:19,733 your baby is at the highest risk 84 00:03:19,833 --> 00:03:21,301 of being kissed by Ted Cruz. 85 00:03:21,401 --> 00:03:23,070 There was a major debate last night 86 00:03:23,136 --> 00:03:24,738 that could change everything. 87 00:03:24,838 --> 00:03:27,241 And we'll tell you all about it in our ongoing coverage 88 00:03:27,341 --> 00:03:29,076 of Votedemic 2022. 89 00:03:29,142 --> 00:03:32,079 [music playing] 90 00:03:32,112 --> 00:03:35,516 [applause] 91 00:03:35,616 --> 00:03:37,985 The big question leading up to election day right now 92 00:03:38,085 --> 00:03:42,923 is, who will control the Senate when the dust settles? 93 00:03:43,090 --> 00:03:45,192 And with so many close races around the country, 94 00:03:45,292 --> 00:03:47,427 it could still go either way. 95 00:03:47,528 --> 00:03:50,397 But a pivotal moment may have occurred last night 96 00:03:50,497 --> 00:03:52,599 at a debate in Pennsylvania. 97 00:03:52,699 --> 00:03:54,935 On one side of this neck-and-neck race, 98 00:03:55,102 --> 00:03:57,237 you have Democrat John Fetterman, 99 00:03:57,337 --> 00:04:00,107 Lieutenant Governor and bouncer on the set of Jerry Springer. 100 00:04:00,207 --> 00:04:03,443 And on the Republican side, you have Dr. Oz, 101 00:04:03,544 --> 00:04:05,112 not to be confused with the Wizard of Oz, 102 00:04:05,212 --> 00:04:08,048 who also lived in a mansion that wasn't in Pennsylvania. 103 00:04:08,148 --> 00:04:11,151 Now, after securing the Republican nomination, 104 00:04:11,251 --> 00:04:13,453 Dr. Oz has been trying to distance himself from the MAGA 105 00:04:13,554 --> 00:04:15,656 side of the force and reposition himself 106 00:04:15,756 --> 00:04:18,258 as a bipartisan voice of reason to try 107 00:04:18,358 --> 00:04:21,128 and scoop up all the centrist voters on election day. 108 00:04:21,228 --> 00:04:23,797 You know, he's basically doing that TikTok thing where you 109 00:04:23,897 --> 00:04:25,532 flip your hair down, and then when you come up, 110 00:04:25,632 --> 00:04:26,633 you act like you suddenly didn't 111 00:04:26,733 --> 00:04:28,202 want to hang Mike Pence. You know that thing? 112 00:04:28,302 --> 00:04:29,303 [laughter] 113 00:04:29,403 --> 00:04:30,304 But here's the thing. 114 00:04:30,404 --> 00:04:31,305 Here's the thing. 115 00:04:31,405 --> 00:04:33,574 Being pro-Trump and proreasonable 116 00:04:33,674 --> 00:04:35,175 is a lot harder than people think, 117 00:04:35,275 --> 00:04:37,611 which was apparent when Dr. Oz had to explain 118 00:04:37,711 --> 00:04:39,546 his position on abortion. 119 00:04:39,646 --> 00:04:41,415 Should abortion be banned in America? 120 00:04:41,515 --> 00:04:42,683 60 seconds. 121 00:04:42,783 --> 00:04:44,318 There should not be involvement 122 00:04:44,418 --> 00:04:47,087 from the federal government in how states decide 123 00:04:47,120 --> 00:04:48,322 their abortion decisions. 124 00:04:48,422 --> 00:04:50,657 As a physician, I've been in the room 125 00:04:50,757 --> 00:04:52,926 when there's some difficult conversations happening. 126 00:04:53,093 --> 00:04:54,261 I don't want the federal government 127 00:04:54,361 --> 00:04:55,629 involved with that at all. 128 00:04:55,729 --> 00:04:59,099 I want women, doctors, local political leaders 129 00:04:59,166 --> 00:05:00,667 letting the democracy that's always 130 00:05:00,767 --> 00:05:03,604 allowed our nation to thrive to put the best ideas forward. 131 00:05:03,704 --> 00:05:05,138 So states can decide for themselves. 132 00:05:05,239 --> 00:05:06,440 Oh, yeah, that's right. 133 00:05:06,540 --> 00:05:09,042 Dr. Oz said abortion rights should be decided by women 134 00:05:09,109 --> 00:05:13,080 and their doctors and local political leaders, 135 00:05:13,180 --> 00:05:14,448 which is pretty slick, right? 136 00:05:14,548 --> 00:05:16,583 I like how he did it because he started that sentence like 137 00:05:16,683 --> 00:05:18,218 he was on the side of women. 138 00:05:18,318 --> 00:05:19,620 And then he snuck in the politicians 139 00:05:19,720 --> 00:05:21,655 at the end like a teenager buying 140 00:05:21,755 --> 00:05:22,756 condoms at a gas station. 141 00:05:22,856 --> 00:05:23,824 [laughter] 142 00:05:23,924 --> 00:05:25,158 He was like, oh, let me get those Cheetos 143 00:05:25,259 --> 00:05:26,760 and the root beer, and can I get the Trojan condoms? 144 00:05:26,860 --> 00:05:27,761 [muttering] 145 00:05:27,861 --> 00:05:29,396 [laughter] 146 00:05:29,496 --> 00:05:30,764 You want to get them, sir, near the back. 147 00:05:30,864 --> 00:05:34,601 [applause] 148 00:05:34,701 --> 00:05:35,903 Because, I mean, let's be honest, 149 00:05:36,069 --> 00:05:38,238 if you're pro-choice what Dr. Oz is suggesting 150 00:05:38,338 --> 00:05:39,806 is bullshit, Right? 151 00:05:39,907 --> 00:05:43,076 I think we can all agree, there is only one politician who 152 00:05:43,110 --> 00:05:45,145 should have a say in your abortion, 153 00:05:45,245 --> 00:05:46,713 and that's Herschel Walker because it's his. 154 00:05:46,813 --> 00:05:48,081 It's his. 155 00:05:48,148 --> 00:05:49,082 It's probably his. 156 00:05:49,183 --> 00:05:50,083 Ladies, check. 157 00:05:50,184 --> 00:05:51,118 They're all his. 158 00:05:51,218 --> 00:05:52,986 [laughter] 159 00:05:53,086 --> 00:05:55,455 Now, unfortunately, the Democrats couldn't exactly 160 00:05:55,556 --> 00:05:57,958 take a victory lap after Dr. Oz's performance at the debate 161 00:05:58,091 --> 00:06:00,494 because it was their own guy who was 162 00:06:00,594 --> 00:06:01,895 getting most of the attention. 163 00:06:02,029 --> 00:06:04,498 REPORTER: Lieutenant Governor John Fetterman started off 164 00:06:04,598 --> 00:06:07,267 the hour-long debate assuring voters he's still 165 00:06:07,367 --> 00:06:09,269 capable of doing the job of Senator 166 00:06:09,369 --> 00:06:11,505 five months after having a stroke. 167 00:06:11,605 --> 00:06:13,907 Let's also talk about the elephant in the room. 168 00:06:14,041 --> 00:06:15,242 I had a stroke. 169 00:06:15,342 --> 00:06:16,910 He's never let me forget that. 170 00:06:17,044 --> 00:06:19,313 I might miss some words during this debate, 171 00:06:19,413 --> 00:06:21,048 mush two words together. 172 00:06:21,148 --> 00:06:24,117 But it knocked me down, and I'm going to keep coming back up. 173 00:06:24,218 --> 00:06:26,286 REPORTER: Fetterman's use of a closed-captioning device 174 00:06:26,386 --> 00:06:28,288 during the debate where he read questions 175 00:06:28,388 --> 00:06:31,058 in real time on a screen above the moderators 176 00:06:31,091 --> 00:06:34,561 sparked debate on social media, with some observers seeing 177 00:06:34,661 --> 00:06:37,464 a strong performance amid recovery, while others 178 00:06:37,564 --> 00:06:38,799 cast him as unsteady. 179 00:06:38,899 --> 00:06:40,367 REPORTER: Fetterman especially lost his footing 180 00:06:40,467 --> 00:06:43,504 on the subject of fracking when questioned about a 2018 181 00:06:43,604 --> 00:06:46,540 interview where he said he would never support 182 00:06:46,640 --> 00:06:49,343 the industry, versus his current position, 183 00:06:49,443 --> 00:06:51,078 supporting fracking. 184 00:06:51,144 --> 00:06:56,316 I-- I do support fracking, and I don't-- 185 00:06:56,416 --> 00:06:59,887 I don't-- I support fracking, and I stand-- 186 00:07:00,020 --> 00:07:01,355 and I do support fracking. 187 00:07:01,455 --> 00:07:03,023 You know what's interesting to see 188 00:07:03,056 --> 00:07:05,325 is how people have reacted to this clip, you know? 189 00:07:05,425 --> 00:07:06,727 Because on the one hand, obviously, that 190 00:07:06,827 --> 00:07:09,696 was a part of the debate that tripped him up because he has 191 00:07:09,796 --> 00:07:11,031 had a shaky record on whether he's 192 00:07:11,131 --> 00:07:12,366 for or against the fracking. 193 00:07:12,466 --> 00:07:14,168 But also, beyond that, people are 194 00:07:14,268 --> 00:07:15,769 wondering about the stroke. 195 00:07:15,869 --> 00:07:17,171 And it was interesting to see. 196 00:07:17,271 --> 00:07:19,806 If people support him, they're seeing a guy who's overcoming 197 00:07:19,907 --> 00:07:21,542 a temporary disability. 198 00:07:21,642 --> 00:07:23,076 But then the people who are against him 199 00:07:23,177 --> 00:07:27,047 see a guy who's not mentally fit to be Senator. 200 00:07:27,080 --> 00:07:29,183 And I guess because of polarization, it's like that 201 00:07:29,283 --> 00:07:30,684 with everything these days. 202 00:07:30,784 --> 00:07:32,686 Everyone's seeing the world from two different sides. 203 00:07:32,786 --> 00:07:34,721 Like, if you're a diehard Christmas lover, 204 00:07:34,821 --> 00:07:36,790 you hate the Grinch. 205 00:07:36,890 --> 00:07:38,225 But if you don't like Christmas, 206 00:07:38,325 --> 00:07:41,495 then, yeah, he's extremely [bleep]-ab 207 00:07:41,595 --> 00:07:44,164 Everything is subjective-- everything. 208 00:07:44,264 --> 00:07:45,265 Look at that mouth. 209 00:07:45,365 --> 00:07:48,068 [laughter] 210 00:07:48,101 --> 00:07:50,504 And I personally feel bad for John Fetterman, though, 211 00:07:50,604 --> 00:07:51,972 because he had a stroke. 212 00:07:52,072 --> 00:07:53,540 And on top of that, after the debate, 213 00:07:53,640 --> 00:07:54,975 Dr. Oz tried to sell him a supplement 214 00:07:55,075 --> 00:07:56,443 that would cure him for 59.99. 215 00:07:56,543 --> 00:07:58,579 [laughter] 216 00:07:58,679 --> 00:08:00,447 You know, if you ask me, I don't know why Fetterman ever 217 00:08:00,547 --> 00:08:01,615 admitted to having a stroke. 218 00:08:01,715 --> 00:08:02,816 This is American politics. 219 00:08:02,916 --> 00:08:04,651 He could have just done whatever he wanted, right? 220 00:08:04,751 --> 00:08:06,353 He's running for the Senator of Pennsylvania. 221 00:08:06,453 --> 00:08:07,754 He could have just showed up to the debate 222 00:08:07,855 --> 00:08:09,323 and be like, sorry for my words, everyone. 223 00:08:09,423 --> 00:08:10,324 I'm drunk off my ass. 224 00:08:10,424 --> 00:08:11,592 The entire state would have been like, 225 00:08:11,692 --> 00:08:13,160 hell yeah, man, same here. 226 00:08:13,260 --> 00:08:16,196 Go Phillies, yeah! 227 00:08:16,296 --> 00:08:17,231 I love this guy. 228 00:08:17,331 --> 00:08:18,232 Woo! 229 00:08:18,332 --> 00:08:22,336 [applause] 230 00:08:22,436 --> 00:08:25,038 But the truth is Fetterman's limitations right now are just 231 00:08:25,138 --> 00:08:26,807 something voters will have to consider 232 00:08:26,907 --> 00:08:28,342 when they make their choice. 233 00:08:28,442 --> 00:08:31,044 Like, maybe they don't care whether Fetterman 234 00:08:31,111 --> 00:08:33,046 is capable of debating. 235 00:08:33,080 --> 00:08:35,382 Maybe voters prefer his policies. 236 00:08:35,482 --> 00:08:37,317 Or maybe they just want a Senator who 237 00:08:37,417 --> 00:08:38,819 can block the door the next time it's getting 238 00:08:38,919 --> 00:08:39,820 stormed by rioters. 239 00:08:39,920 --> 00:08:41,955 That could be very useful. 240 00:08:42,055 --> 00:08:43,290 It's all up to them. 241 00:08:43,390 --> 00:08:46,360 Anyway, let's move on and talk about natural disasters. 242 00:08:46,460 --> 00:08:47,895 Because no matter where you live, 243 00:08:48,061 --> 00:08:49,596 they could happen to you. 244 00:08:49,696 --> 00:08:51,331 One minute, you're buying groceries. 245 00:08:51,431 --> 00:08:53,133 Then an earthquake hits, and boom! 246 00:08:53,233 --> 00:08:54,801 You're buried alive. 247 00:08:54,902 --> 00:08:55,802 Or you're hiking. 248 00:08:55,903 --> 00:08:56,803 Suddenly, an avalanche hits. 249 00:08:56,904 --> 00:08:57,804 Boom! 250 00:08:57,905 --> 00:08:59,173 You're buried alive. 251 00:08:59,273 --> 00:09:01,074 Or you're at home watching TV. 252 00:09:01,175 --> 00:09:03,510 A tornado hits, picks you up, rips off all your clothes, 253 00:09:03,610 --> 00:09:05,045 then throws you through your neighbor's window 254 00:09:05,145 --> 00:09:06,513 into the bedroom with his wife right 255 00:09:06,613 --> 00:09:08,015 as your neighbor walks in. 256 00:09:08,048 --> 00:09:09,883 He knocks you out with a shovel, and boom! 257 00:09:10,017 --> 00:09:10,884 Buries you alive. 258 00:09:11,018 --> 00:09:12,886 Happens all the time. 259 00:09:13,020 --> 00:09:15,088 All the time. 260 00:09:15,189 --> 00:09:16,123 Rest in peace, uncle. 261 00:09:16,223 --> 00:09:19,726 [applause] 262 00:09:19,826 --> 00:09:21,395 But here's some good news. 263 00:09:21,495 --> 00:09:23,864 If you've been buried alive by a natural disaster, 264 00:09:24,031 --> 00:09:25,766 there's a new first responder who 265 00:09:25,866 --> 00:09:27,568 might be coming to your aid. 266 00:09:27,668 --> 00:09:29,336 An unlikely hero is being trained 267 00:09:29,436 --> 00:09:32,239 to help search and rescue teams during natural disasters. 268 00:09:32,339 --> 00:09:33,607 We're talking about rats. 269 00:09:33,707 --> 00:09:36,710 The rodents are fitted with tiny, high-tech backpacks 270 00:09:36,810 --> 00:09:38,145 carrying video cameras. 271 00:09:38,245 --> 00:09:41,148 The project created by Belgian nonprofit trains 272 00:09:41,248 --> 00:09:43,083 the rats to help first responders 273 00:09:43,183 --> 00:09:46,053 search for survivors among rubble and disaster zones. 274 00:09:46,086 --> 00:09:47,754 Once they locate the target, they 275 00:09:47,855 --> 00:09:49,923 pull a switch on their little vest 276 00:09:50,057 --> 00:09:52,526 that triggers a beep before heading back to the trainers 277 00:09:52,626 --> 00:09:53,694 to get a treat. 278 00:09:53,794 --> 00:09:55,095 And the leader of the project says 279 00:09:55,195 --> 00:09:58,131 rats are perfect for the job since they're small, curious, 280 00:09:58,232 --> 00:09:59,766 and prone to explore. 281 00:09:59,867 --> 00:10:01,468 Oh! 282 00:10:01,568 --> 00:10:03,470 Oh my god, that's so adorable. 283 00:10:03,570 --> 00:10:07,040 Did you see the little backpack and the tiny camera? 284 00:10:07,140 --> 00:10:09,076 I want to be rescued by one of them! 285 00:10:09,176 --> 00:10:10,310 Aw. 286 00:10:10,410 --> 00:10:11,512 Oh, lock the doors. 287 00:10:11,612 --> 00:10:13,347 Let's blow the building up. 288 00:10:13,447 --> 00:10:14,848 You're going to thank me when there's a bunch 289 00:10:14,948 --> 00:10:16,316 of cute rats saving all of us. 290 00:10:16,416 --> 00:10:17,818 [laughter] 291 00:10:17,918 --> 00:10:19,386 No, but for real, though, this is incredible. 292 00:10:19,486 --> 00:10:20,621 This is incredible. 293 00:10:20,721 --> 00:10:23,190 Just take a moment to think of some of the things 294 00:10:23,290 --> 00:10:24,625 that rats can do, huh? 295 00:10:24,725 --> 00:10:27,261 They can sniff out landmines, right? 296 00:10:27,361 --> 00:10:29,696 They can detect tuberculosis. 297 00:10:29,796 --> 00:10:31,365 In New York City restaurants, they taste 298 00:10:31,465 --> 00:10:32,766 our food before we eat it. 299 00:10:32,866 --> 00:10:34,835 [laughter] 300 00:10:34,935 --> 00:10:36,436 And yet do we appreciate them? 301 00:10:36,537 --> 00:10:38,305 No! 302 00:10:38,405 --> 00:10:40,307 We're terrible to them. 303 00:10:40,407 --> 00:10:41,408 We're terrible to rats. 304 00:10:41,508 --> 00:10:42,709 We don't treat them with any respect. 305 00:10:42,809 --> 00:10:45,612 In fact, we've got to pray that if we are ever trapped 306 00:10:45,712 --> 00:10:47,514 under the rubble, we've really got 307 00:10:47,614 --> 00:10:49,816 to hope that the rat that comes to rescue us 308 00:10:49,917 --> 00:10:51,318 doesn't hold a grudge. 309 00:10:51,418 --> 00:10:54,755 [laughter] 310 00:10:54,855 --> 00:10:57,724 Well, well, well, if it isn't the guy 311 00:10:57,824 --> 00:11:01,595 who tested that toxic makeup on my cousin. 312 00:11:01,695 --> 00:11:03,797 Oh, look, you can't move your arms. 313 00:11:03,897 --> 00:11:05,399 Oh, they worked fine when you were 314 00:11:05,499 --> 00:11:08,602 putting out all those traps, though, didn't they, huh? 315 00:11:08,702 --> 00:11:10,470 Bet you wish you hadn't appropriated 316 00:11:10,571 --> 00:11:13,540 my culture for your Chuck E. Cheese now, huh? 317 00:11:13,640 --> 00:11:16,310 Yeah, why don't you rescue yourself, you little bitch? 318 00:11:16,410 --> 00:11:18,111 I'm going to go poop in a Cheerios box. 319 00:11:18,212 --> 00:11:19,446 Bye! 320 00:11:19,546 --> 00:11:23,183 [applause] 321 00:11:23,283 --> 00:11:28,789 OK. 322 00:11:28,889 --> 00:11:30,724 I just realized, at some point, my mom's going to be like, 323 00:11:30,824 --> 00:11:31,725 what do you do at your job? 324 00:11:31,825 --> 00:11:32,826 I'm like, don't-- don't worry. 325 00:11:32,926 --> 00:11:34,161 [laughter] 326 00:11:34,261 --> 00:11:36,530 All right, finally, here's a really fun story from 327 00:11:36,630 --> 00:11:37,731 the world of higher education. 328 00:11:37,831 --> 00:11:40,467 You know, universities are always doing the utmost 329 00:11:40,567 --> 00:11:42,736 to try and stop students from cheating and for good reason-- 330 00:11:42,836 --> 00:11:43,737 for good reason. 331 00:11:43,837 --> 00:11:45,105 You don't want students to cheat, right? 332 00:11:45,172 --> 00:11:47,140 Because you don't want someone cheating their way 333 00:11:47,241 --> 00:11:49,476 through engineering, and then one day building a 334 00:11:49,576 --> 00:11:50,811 bridge, right? 335 00:11:50,911 --> 00:11:53,814 Or what if someone cheats their way through 14th century 336 00:11:53,914 --> 00:11:54,848 Italian poetry? 337 00:11:54,948 --> 00:11:56,416 I don't even need to tell you the chaos 338 00:11:56,517 --> 00:11:59,119 that that would unleash on society. 339 00:11:59,219 --> 00:12:00,487 But one professor in the Philippines 340 00:12:00,587 --> 00:12:03,123 is going viral for how she decided 341 00:12:03,223 --> 00:12:05,325 to stop cheating in her class. 342 00:12:05,425 --> 00:12:08,228 REPORTER: The Washington Post says a Philippines college 343 00:12:08,328 --> 00:12:10,464 professor asked her students to wear 344 00:12:10,564 --> 00:12:14,968 anticheating hats for a midterm exam, and they went all out. 345 00:12:15,068 --> 00:12:17,638 The students showed up for their mechanical engineering 346 00:12:17,738 --> 00:12:19,139 test this month wearing all sorts 347 00:12:19,239 --> 00:12:20,641 of designs on their heads. 348 00:12:20,741 --> 00:12:22,609 Photos of the students in their headgear 349 00:12:22,709 --> 00:12:24,611 went viral, though, on local news. 350 00:12:24,711 --> 00:12:26,213 All right, I don't know who this professor is, 351 00:12:26,313 --> 00:12:27,714 but that's genius, right? 352 00:12:27,814 --> 00:12:29,082 I love that. 353 00:12:29,149 --> 00:12:31,084 No, no, because instead of just telling kids not to cheat, 354 00:12:31,118 --> 00:12:33,353 obstruct their field of vision. 355 00:12:33,453 --> 00:12:35,822 Because most of the time, teachers can't actually 356 00:12:35,923 --> 00:12:37,758 stop anyone from cheating. 357 00:12:37,858 --> 00:12:39,760 The best they can do is walk up and down 358 00:12:39,860 --> 00:12:41,728 the aisles like a pigeon looking for pieces of bread, 359 00:12:41,828 --> 00:12:42,729 you know? 360 00:12:42,829 --> 00:12:43,730 They just do that thing. 361 00:12:43,830 --> 00:12:47,234 Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey. 362 00:12:47,334 --> 00:12:48,635 I like this system. 363 00:12:48,735 --> 00:12:51,872 It helps the students focus, and it removes the temptation. 364 00:12:51,972 --> 00:12:53,340 Because let's be honest. 365 00:12:53,440 --> 00:12:54,408 That's what-- it's temptation. 366 00:12:54,508 --> 00:12:56,443 Most of the time, cheating is a spur 367 00:12:56,543 --> 00:12:58,679 of the moment thing, right? 368 00:12:58,779 --> 00:13:01,915 You don't go into the test intending to cheat. 369 00:13:02,049 --> 00:13:05,152 What happens is you realize you know none of the answers. 370 00:13:05,252 --> 00:13:07,154 [laughter] 371 00:13:07,254 --> 00:13:09,256 And then you notice out of the corner of your eye 372 00:13:09,356 --> 00:13:11,625 that Angie is flying. 373 00:13:11,725 --> 00:13:13,927 And now, if you know that you're probably wrong, 374 00:13:14,061 --> 00:13:16,096 why would you just stick with your wrong answers, right? 375 00:13:16,196 --> 00:13:17,798 In a real-world situation, we want 376 00:13:17,898 --> 00:13:21,301 to encourage people to go with whoever has the best ideas. 377 00:13:21,401 --> 00:13:22,369 It's not cheating. 378 00:13:22,469 --> 00:13:25,239 It's called having an open mind, people. 379 00:13:25,339 --> 00:13:27,274 You've got to explore your opportunities. 380 00:13:27,374 --> 00:13:33,647 [applause] 381 00:13:33,747 --> 00:13:35,849 That's why my uncle was in his neighbor's bedroom's 382 00:13:35,949 --> 00:13:37,084 wife with-- 383 00:13:37,150 --> 00:13:38,652 [laughter] 384 00:13:38,752 --> 00:13:39,953 All right, that's it for the headlines. 385 00:13:40,087 --> 00:13:41,088 But before we go to a quick break, 386 00:13:41,121 --> 00:13:42,189 let's check in on the stock market 387 00:13:42,289 --> 00:13:43,357 with our very own finance expert, 388 00:13:43,457 --> 00:13:44,358 Michael Kosta, everybody! 389 00:13:44,458 --> 00:13:48,562 [cheering] 390 00:13:48,662 --> 00:13:50,931 Michael, crazy time, man. 391 00:13:51,098 --> 00:13:52,499 Crazy, crazy time in the markets right now. 392 00:13:52,599 --> 00:13:53,500 What's happening? 393 00:13:53,600 --> 00:13:55,235 I am crushing it. 394 00:13:55,335 --> 00:13:58,172 I mean, you might need to call a rescue rat 395 00:13:58,272 --> 00:14:00,874 because my crushing has caused a lot of people 396 00:14:01,041 --> 00:14:02,042 to be trapped under rubble. 397 00:14:02,142 --> 00:14:03,143 So-- 398 00:14:03,243 --> 00:14:05,145 Well, it sounds like your financial advice 399 00:14:05,245 --> 00:14:06,747 has buried people in debt. 400 00:14:06,847 --> 00:14:10,050 Well, and if you want to get out of that debt, 401 00:14:10,083 --> 00:14:11,518 I got a hot tip for you. 402 00:14:11,618 --> 00:14:12,653 So stay tuned, OK? 403 00:14:12,753 --> 00:14:13,654 TREVOR NOAH: All right, let's do it. 404 00:14:13,754 --> 00:14:14,655 All right, let's do it. 405 00:14:14,755 --> 00:14:16,256 So this week multiple corporations 406 00:14:16,356 --> 00:14:18,125 had their third quarter earnings reports, 407 00:14:18,225 --> 00:14:20,961 which included Google and Microsoft, both of whom 408 00:14:21,061 --> 00:14:22,529 had disappointing numbers, OK? 409 00:14:22,629 --> 00:14:25,065 But before we get into that, the-- the rescue rats. 410 00:14:25,132 --> 00:14:26,066 Yeah. 411 00:14:26,133 --> 00:14:27,067 Right? 412 00:14:27,134 --> 00:14:29,102 I found this story so useful, OK? 413 00:14:29,203 --> 00:14:31,071 When my landlord came by to evict 414 00:14:31,104 --> 00:14:34,074 me because of a rat infestation, I told him, 415 00:14:34,107 --> 00:14:35,075 hey, you're wrong. 416 00:14:35,108 --> 00:14:37,077 I'm actually training an elite group 417 00:14:37,110 --> 00:14:39,079 of search and rescue rats. 418 00:14:39,146 --> 00:14:40,247 It bought me 24 hours. 419 00:14:40,347 --> 00:14:41,248 But you're right, Trevor. 420 00:14:41,348 --> 00:14:42,916 Animals are amazing. 421 00:14:43,083 --> 00:14:44,551 I mean, pigs can hunt truffles. 422 00:14:44,651 --> 00:14:47,254 Dolphins are helping the Navy with their sonar. 423 00:14:47,354 --> 00:14:49,990 My dog-- he'll lick peanut butter off my body 424 00:14:50,090 --> 00:14:51,291 wherever I put it. OK, look-- 425 00:14:51,391 --> 00:14:52,292 TREVOR NOAH: Oh. 426 00:14:52,392 --> 00:14:54,561 Look, look, that's not a sex thing. 427 00:14:54,661 --> 00:14:57,331 I just eat peanut butter sloppily, OK? 428 00:14:57,431 --> 00:14:59,867 And I heard, Trevor, that in Africa 429 00:15:00,033 --> 00:15:03,437 that you can hang wet laundry on a rhinoceros's horn. 430 00:15:03,537 --> 00:15:05,172 No, Michael, that-- 431 00:15:05,272 --> 00:15:06,473 that is not true. That is so dumb. 432 00:15:06,573 --> 00:15:07,474 It's not true. 433 00:15:07,574 --> 00:15:10,544 Oh, because you don't have laundry. 434 00:15:10,644 --> 00:15:11,845 I-- I'm sorry. 435 00:15:11,945 --> 00:15:12,880 No, I'm sorry. Honestly, I'm-- 436 00:15:13,046 --> 00:15:13,881 This guy. 437 00:15:14,047 --> 00:15:15,048 You know, can you just get to the-- 438 00:15:15,148 --> 00:15:16,383 Oh, well, here's a thought. 439 00:15:16,483 --> 00:15:19,453 Anybody ask what cats do, you know? 440 00:15:19,553 --> 00:15:21,455 How do they contribute to society? 441 00:15:21,555 --> 00:15:23,524 To me, it seems like cats have nine lives, 442 00:15:23,624 --> 00:15:26,226 and they're wasting every single one of them. 443 00:15:26,326 --> 00:15:27,961 If you were trapped under your building, 444 00:15:28,061 --> 00:15:31,331 and your cat saw you, it would yawn and go back to sleep. 445 00:15:31,431 --> 00:15:34,234 Or, even worse, it would kill a rat, the one thing that's 446 00:15:34,334 --> 00:15:35,536 trying to save your ass. 447 00:15:35,636 --> 00:15:37,471 [laughter] 448 00:15:37,571 --> 00:15:39,072 Trevor is right. 449 00:15:39,106 --> 00:15:41,175 Rats need more respect. 450 00:15:41,275 --> 00:15:44,845 That's why it's called "ratspect," OK? 451 00:15:44,945 --> 00:15:45,946 Think about it. 452 00:15:46,079 --> 00:15:47,314 They're basically firemen. 453 00:15:47,414 --> 00:15:48,348 OK? 454 00:15:48,448 --> 00:15:50,083 And that's why it wasn't weird that I 455 00:15:50,150 --> 00:15:51,285 made a sexy rat calendar. 456 00:15:51,385 --> 00:15:52,419 TREVOR NOAH: What does this even-- 457 00:15:52,519 --> 00:15:53,420 Michael, can you just get to the markets? 458 00:15:53,520 --> 00:15:54,421 - Let's do the markets. - OK. 459 00:15:54,521 --> 00:15:55,422 OK, let's-- no more rats. 460 00:15:55,522 --> 00:15:56,423 Now I'm thinking of sexy rats. 461 00:15:56,523 --> 00:15:57,424 Can you just-- 462 00:15:57,524 --> 00:15:58,425 Let's do the markets. 463 00:15:58,525 --> 00:16:00,761 All right, so Alphabet, OK, which 464 00:16:00,861 --> 00:16:02,696 is Google's parent company-- 465 00:16:02,796 --> 00:16:05,098 I Binged it, all right-- and Microsoft 466 00:16:05,199 --> 00:16:07,301 both had their quarterly earnings calls, 467 00:16:07,401 --> 00:16:11,238 which were so bad, it led the stock to a dramatic fall. 468 00:16:11,338 --> 00:16:14,341 Look at that, which makes me say to all the company owners, 469 00:16:14,441 --> 00:16:17,344 if you know your earnings calls are going to be so bad, why 470 00:16:17,444 --> 00:16:20,080 are you making that call, OK? 471 00:16:20,180 --> 00:16:23,417 If you have bad news, don't call people. 472 00:16:23,517 --> 00:16:25,118 I didn't call my landlord when I 473 00:16:25,219 --> 00:16:27,521 found 93 rats in my apartment. 474 00:16:27,621 --> 00:16:29,823 I put little bells and backpacks on them, 475 00:16:29,923 --> 00:16:31,091 and now I gave them names. 476 00:16:31,191 --> 00:16:32,226 I'm helping society. 477 00:16:32,326 --> 00:16:34,428 So, look, this is Google and Microsoft. 478 00:16:34,528 --> 00:16:36,163 Everything's going fine, right? 479 00:16:36,263 --> 00:16:38,599 There was a little dip here in October 24, 480 00:16:38,699 --> 00:16:39,833 but that's not a big deal. 481 00:16:39,933 --> 00:16:41,635 The guy that draws the lines actually just sneezed. 482 00:16:41,735 --> 00:16:42,636 Sometimes that happens. 483 00:16:42,736 --> 00:16:44,872 [laughter] 484 00:16:44,972 --> 00:16:47,374 But what the hell is going on here? 485 00:16:47,474 --> 00:16:49,476 Well, turns out Microsoft's cloud company 486 00:16:49,576 --> 00:16:51,645 didn't generate as much revenue as they thought. 487 00:16:51,745 --> 00:16:53,947 Well, obviously, clouds just disappear, right? 488 00:16:54,081 --> 00:16:57,551 But the bigger drop came from Google. 489 00:16:57,651 --> 00:17:01,221 Ad revenue's down on YouTube because advertisers don't want 490 00:17:01,321 --> 00:17:03,724 to advertise to us, knowing the economy is struggling, 491 00:17:03,824 --> 00:17:05,359 and we don't want to buy anything. 492 00:17:05,459 --> 00:17:06,460 Well-- well, you don't. 493 00:17:06,560 --> 00:17:07,528 I'm crushing it, OK. 494 00:17:07,628 --> 00:17:10,230 But here's some advice to YouTube. 495 00:17:10,330 --> 00:17:13,600 If your ad revenue is down, and it's affecting your stock, 496 00:17:13,700 --> 00:17:16,737 why are you letting us skip ads? 497 00:17:16,837 --> 00:17:18,872 Of course, I'm going to skip your ad for Rogaine. 498 00:17:19,039 --> 00:17:21,608 My toupee is perfect, OK? 499 00:17:21,708 --> 00:17:25,078 No other company has a skip revenue button. 500 00:17:25,179 --> 00:17:28,448 CVS doesn't have a skip payment button. 501 00:17:28,549 --> 00:17:31,084 They do have those self checkout things, though, 502 00:17:31,185 --> 00:17:33,487 and those are pretty much the same thing. 503 00:17:33,587 --> 00:17:34,588 You know what-- [laughs] 504 00:17:34,688 --> 00:17:37,191 Hey, hot tip-- hot tip to media companies-- 505 00:17:37,291 --> 00:17:41,628 force your viewers to watch profitable ads. 506 00:17:41,728 --> 00:17:43,197 Trevor, throw to commercial. 507 00:17:43,297 --> 00:17:44,831 No, Kosta, don't tell me what to do, all right? 508 00:17:44,932 --> 00:17:46,233 OK, all right, sorry. 509 00:17:46,333 --> 00:17:47,234 Yeah, you're right. No, you're right. 510 00:17:47,334 --> 00:17:48,268 Sorry. 511 00:17:48,368 --> 00:17:49,670 Yeah, I'm going to do whatever I want. 512 00:17:49,770 --> 00:17:50,437 All right, we're going to go to a commercial break right now. 513 00:17:50,537 --> 00:17:51,705 Michael Kosta, everybody. 514 00:17:51,805 --> 00:17:52,940 Stay tuned because when we come back, 515 00:17:53,073 --> 00:17:55,242 Desi Lydic is going to scare the shit out of you. 516 00:17:55,342 --> 00:17:56,243 You don't want to miss it. 517 00:17:56,343 --> 00:18:00,013 [cheering] 518 00:18:05,852 --> 00:18:12,292 [cheering] 519 00:18:16,863 --> 00:18:18,098 Welcome back to The Daily Show. 520 00:18:18,198 --> 00:18:20,700 Next Monday is Halloween. 521 00:18:20,800 --> 00:18:23,703 It's the reason we've been mutilating pumpkins all month. 522 00:18:23,803 --> 00:18:26,539 But where did Halloween come from? 523 00:18:26,640 --> 00:18:28,642 Well, Desi Lydic has the answer. 524 00:18:28,742 --> 00:18:35,415 [music playing] 525 00:18:35,515 --> 00:18:37,617 Hello, my dearies. 526 00:18:37,717 --> 00:18:42,589 Halloween is right around the corner, which reminds me, 527 00:18:42,689 --> 00:18:45,191 I need to get a costume. 528 00:18:45,292 --> 00:18:47,727 Now, according to my local CVS, Halloween 529 00:18:47,827 --> 00:18:49,529 is a two-month festival beginning 530 00:18:49,629 --> 00:18:54,234 September 1, which celebrates the worst candy of all time. 531 00:18:54,334 --> 00:18:57,070 But, actually, Halloween is an ancient holiday with 532 00:18:57,170 --> 00:18:59,506 a rich and spooky history. 533 00:18:59,606 --> 00:19:03,443 And by spooky, I mean interesting. 534 00:19:03,543 --> 00:19:04,444 [shriek] 535 00:19:04,544 --> 00:19:07,147 [laughs] 536 00:19:07,247 --> 00:19:09,282 It all started in ancient Ireland, 537 00:19:09,449 --> 00:19:11,518 where they celebrated the earliest version of Halloween, 538 00:19:11,618 --> 00:19:12,819 the festival of Samhain. 539 00:19:12,919 --> 00:19:13,920 That's right. 540 00:19:14,020 --> 00:19:16,623 The Irish gave us not one but two holidays 541 00:19:16,723 --> 00:19:18,158 where people get wasted and have 542 00:19:18,258 --> 00:19:20,126 sex behind a Dunkin' Donuts. 543 00:19:20,227 --> 00:19:23,997 Hey, Ireland, thank you. 544 00:19:24,097 --> 00:19:26,566 They believe that on the night of October 31, 545 00:19:26,666 --> 00:19:30,003 the veil between the world and the afterlife was lifted, 546 00:19:30,103 --> 00:19:33,039 and that spirits returned for one night like a divorced dad 547 00:19:33,139 --> 00:19:34,040 on your birthday. 548 00:19:34,140 --> 00:19:35,742 So to win favor with the spirits, 549 00:19:35,842 --> 00:19:38,211 they lit bonfires and offered gifts to them. 550 00:19:38,311 --> 00:19:40,280 But most importantly, they disguised 551 00:19:40,380 --> 00:19:43,250 themselves in costumes so the dead wouldn't recognize them. 552 00:19:43,350 --> 00:19:45,919 Because-- trust me-- no one wants 553 00:19:46,019 --> 00:19:47,954 to get stuck in a conversation with a ghost. 554 00:19:48,054 --> 00:19:50,490 They're always like, avenge me, avenge me. 555 00:19:50,590 --> 00:19:53,560 It's like, OK, weirdo, I just met you. 556 00:19:53,660 --> 00:19:55,695 Costumes during Samhain consisted 557 00:19:55,795 --> 00:19:57,497 of animal heads and skins. 558 00:19:57,564 --> 00:20:00,533 Ew, but in their defense, it was ancient times. 559 00:20:00,634 --> 00:20:03,370 Those were the only costumes Party City had back then. 560 00:20:03,503 --> 00:20:05,939 For thousands of years, Samhain was celebrated 561 00:20:06,039 --> 00:20:07,674 in Ireland by the Celtics-- 562 00:20:07,774 --> 00:20:10,644 sorry, "Keltics"-- until Ireland 563 00:20:10,744 --> 00:20:14,714 got a very special delivery on its doorstep, Catholicism. 564 00:20:14,814 --> 00:20:16,616 And the Catholics gave the festival 565 00:20:16,716 --> 00:20:19,486 a holy makeover, naming November 1 All Saints' 566 00:20:19,586 --> 00:20:20,720 Day, a.k.a. 567 00:20:20,820 --> 00:20:23,957 All Hallows, making the night before Hallows' Eve. 568 00:20:24,057 --> 00:20:26,493 Eventually, this evolved into Halloween. 569 00:20:26,593 --> 00:20:28,929 Like many other scary things, you have 570 00:20:29,029 --> 00:20:30,964 the Catholic Church to thank. 571 00:20:31,064 --> 00:20:33,199 After this transition, the earliest version 572 00:20:33,300 --> 00:20:34,634 of trick-or-treating began. 573 00:20:34,734 --> 00:20:37,504 Medieval beggars would pray for people's dead relatives 574 00:20:37,604 --> 00:20:38,905 in exchange for food. 575 00:20:39,005 --> 00:20:42,042 And that's pretty depressing, outsourcing your praying 576 00:20:42,142 --> 00:20:43,043 to the less fortunate. 577 00:20:43,143 --> 00:20:44,244 I mean, how lazy are you? 578 00:20:44,344 --> 00:20:45,512 [phone alert] 579 00:20:45,612 --> 00:20:49,482 Oh, my Postmates with a single bottle of water is here. 580 00:20:49,549 --> 00:20:50,784 Bring it in. 581 00:20:50,884 --> 00:20:53,019 But there was fun trick-or-treating too. 582 00:20:53,119 --> 00:20:55,055 Kids dressed up in costumes and offered 583 00:20:55,155 --> 00:20:57,190 to sing or recite a poem in exchange 584 00:20:57,290 --> 00:20:59,492 for food or money or wine. 585 00:20:59,526 --> 00:21:01,828 And I know what you're thinking, kids drinking wine. 586 00:21:01,928 --> 00:21:02,829 But don't worry. 587 00:21:02,929 --> 00:21:04,931 It's Irish wine, so it's basically 588 00:21:05,031 --> 00:21:06,866 just rancid grape juice. 589 00:21:06,967 --> 00:21:09,436 In the 18th and 19th centuries, Halloween 590 00:21:09,469 --> 00:21:11,671 started getting popular around the world, 591 00:21:11,771 --> 00:21:15,308 especially in America, after a Halloween poem by Robert Burns 592 00:21:15,442 --> 00:21:16,543 became popular. 593 00:21:16,643 --> 00:21:18,578 And I know it might seem weird that something became 594 00:21:18,678 --> 00:21:20,280 mainstream due to poetry. 595 00:21:20,447 --> 00:21:22,148 But if you think about it, it's the same way 596 00:21:22,249 --> 00:21:23,883 we all learned about sizzurp. 597 00:21:23,984 --> 00:21:26,820 At the turn of the century, the influx of Irish immigrants 598 00:21:26,920 --> 00:21:29,456 made Halloween even bigger in the US. 599 00:21:29,489 --> 00:21:31,458 And it actually started to get a little rowdy. 600 00:21:31,558 --> 00:21:33,960 Kids used the day as an excuse for vandalism 601 00:21:34,060 --> 00:21:36,463 and general assholery, a tradition 602 00:21:36,496 --> 00:21:37,530 that continues to this day. 603 00:21:37,631 --> 00:21:38,531 Ugh. 604 00:21:38,632 --> 00:21:39,599 [kids laughing] 605 00:21:39,699 --> 00:21:40,734 Mother-[bleep]. 606 00:21:40,834 --> 00:21:44,371 I will kick your ass at soccer practice, Timmy! 607 00:21:44,471 --> 00:21:45,672 It was so bad. 608 00:21:45,772 --> 00:21:48,708 Some politicians wanted to cancel Halloween altogether. 609 00:21:48,808 --> 00:21:50,810 Luckily, the solution was already 610 00:21:50,911 --> 00:21:52,879 built in, trick-or-treating. 611 00:21:52,979 --> 00:21:55,615 Everyone figured out that if they gave kids treats 612 00:21:55,715 --> 00:21:57,984 in exchange for not acting like little dickheads, 613 00:21:58,084 --> 00:21:59,119 they'd be chill. 614 00:21:59,219 --> 00:22:02,155 Trick-or-treating exploded by the 1950s 615 00:22:02,255 --> 00:22:04,024 with the mass production of candy. 616 00:22:04,124 --> 00:22:06,226 Although back then, candy was weird. 617 00:22:06,326 --> 00:22:09,429 They had all these suggestive names like Zagnuts and 618 00:22:09,496 --> 00:22:10,730 Sugar Daddies. 619 00:22:10,830 --> 00:22:13,199 If you like candy, kids, you'll love 620 00:22:13,300 --> 00:22:14,601 Uncle Jimmy's Pole Smokers. 621 00:22:14,701 --> 00:22:16,436 [old-timey music] 622 00:22:16,469 --> 00:22:18,471 Mm, pole. 623 00:22:18,572 --> 00:22:21,741 By the 1970s, Halloween wasn't just for kids anymore. 624 00:22:21,841 --> 00:22:23,577 Adults started to get into it too. 625 00:22:23,677 --> 00:22:24,778 They threw parties. 626 00:22:24,878 --> 00:22:29,983 They wore costumes, some sexy and some really sexy. 627 00:22:30,083 --> 00:22:33,720 Oh, yeah, Dick Nix, hi, where you at? 628 00:22:33,820 --> 00:22:36,489 These days, Halloween has taken on a new meaning, 629 00:22:36,590 --> 00:22:38,225 celebrating the macabre and having 630 00:22:38,325 --> 00:22:40,493 a safe space to explore our identities 631 00:22:40,594 --> 00:22:42,329 with our friends and family. 632 00:22:42,462 --> 00:22:43,496 I'm just [bleep] with you. 633 00:22:43,597 --> 00:22:46,199 It's about making as much money as possible. 634 00:22:46,299 --> 00:22:49,369 It's the most expensive holiday after Christmas. 635 00:22:49,469 --> 00:22:51,471 And we don't even get a PlayStation out of it, 636 00:22:51,571 --> 00:22:53,473 just some highly regrettable photos 637 00:22:53,540 --> 00:22:57,177 and a mouthful of cavities. 638 00:22:57,277 --> 00:23:00,080 Ah, lost another one. 639 00:23:00,180 --> 00:23:03,550 So now you know how Halloween got to be so spooktacular. 640 00:23:03,650 --> 00:23:06,720 I hope everyone out there has a safe and fun time this year. 641 00:23:06,820 --> 00:23:09,189 Enjoy it because the next holiday 642 00:23:09,289 --> 00:23:13,026 is Thanksgiving, when you have to spend the whole day 643 00:23:13,126 --> 00:23:15,028 with your entire family. 644 00:23:15,128 --> 00:23:16,029 [shriek] 645 00:23:16,129 --> 00:23:18,899 [laughs] 646 00:23:18,999 --> 00:23:20,533 [cheering] 647 00:23:20,634 --> 00:23:21,735 Thank you so much for that, Desi. 648 00:23:21,835 --> 00:23:23,470 All right, stay tuned because when we come back 649 00:23:23,570 --> 00:23:25,071 Elizabeth Banks will be joining me on the show. 650 00:23:25,171 --> 00:23:26,072 So don't go away. 651 00:23:26,172 --> 00:23:29,776 [cheering] 652 00:23:34,151 --> 00:23:39,423 [cheering] 653 00:23:39,523 --> 00:23:40,691 Welcome back to The Daily Show. 654 00:23:40,791 --> 00:23:43,194 My guest tonight is an actor and a director 655 00:23:43,294 --> 00:23:45,563 you know from Mrs. America, The Hunger 656 00:23:45,663 --> 00:23:47,064 Games, and Pitch Perfect. 657 00:23:47,164 --> 00:23:49,667 She's here to talk about starring in the new film 658 00:23:49,767 --> 00:23:54,438 Call Jane, which will be in theaters October 28. 659 00:23:54,538 --> 00:23:57,107 I didn't even know I could get pregnant like that. 660 00:23:57,208 --> 00:23:59,643 I mean, we were standing up. 661 00:23:59,743 --> 00:24:01,812 I just don't really know how everything works down there. 662 00:24:01,912 --> 00:24:04,848 Joy, you must have explained this to your daughter. 663 00:24:04,949 --> 00:24:09,954 You want to take a stab? 664 00:24:10,054 --> 00:24:14,825 Oh, uh, [laughs] well, uh, [clears throat] 665 00:24:14,925 --> 00:24:20,631 [murmurs] Izzie, uh, you-- 666 00:24:20,731 --> 00:24:23,300 you have (WHISPERING) a vagina. 667 00:24:23,400 --> 00:24:25,970 OK, just hold it. 668 00:24:26,070 --> 00:24:27,638 Please, welcome Elizabeth Banks. 669 00:24:27,738 --> 00:24:30,608 [cheering] 670 00:24:30,708 --> 00:24:37,748 [music playing] 671 00:24:40,084 --> 00:24:40,985 Hi! 672 00:24:41,085 --> 00:24:42,653 You have such a nice audience. 673 00:24:42,753 --> 00:24:44,121 Elizabeth, they're a wonderful audience. 674 00:24:44,221 --> 00:24:45,155 - Yeah. - Welcome to The Daily Show. 675 00:24:45,256 --> 00:24:46,757 Thank you. Thanks for having me. 676 00:24:46,857 --> 00:24:50,394 And congratulations on creating what I think everyone 677 00:24:50,494 --> 00:24:54,865 is going to enjoy as not just a heartfelt film, but a film 678 00:24:54,965 --> 00:24:59,069 that, in more ways than most, feels completely 679 00:24:59,169 --> 00:25:00,871 apt for these times. 680 00:25:00,971 --> 00:25:04,575 My character, Joy, seeks out an abortion 681 00:25:04,675 --> 00:25:06,410 when her life is in danger. 682 00:25:06,510 --> 00:25:08,279 And it's life or death for her. 683 00:25:08,379 --> 00:25:10,180 And this is a woman who never thought 684 00:25:10,281 --> 00:25:11,482 she'd seek out abortion care. 685 00:25:11,582 --> 00:25:12,616 TREVOR NOAH: Right. 686 00:25:12,783 --> 00:25:16,487 And when she gets there, it's 1968 Chicago. 687 00:25:16,587 --> 00:25:18,155 Abortion is illegal. 688 00:25:18,255 --> 00:25:19,790 This is pre Roe versus Wade. 689 00:25:19,823 --> 00:25:23,227 And she meets a collective of women called the Janes. 690 00:25:23,327 --> 00:25:25,129 These are real-life women, so the story 691 00:25:25,229 --> 00:25:28,399 is based on a real-life group, the Jane Collective 692 00:25:28,499 --> 00:25:31,335 of Chicago, who provided abortion care, abortion health 693 00:25:31,435 --> 00:25:35,839 care, to nearly 11,000 women in the late '60s before abortion 694 00:25:35,940 --> 00:25:37,508 was legal in Illinois in Chicago. 695 00:25:37,608 --> 00:25:40,377 TREVOR NOAH: It's a story about bravery 696 00:25:40,477 --> 00:25:42,279 in the face of everything that stands against you. 697 00:25:42,379 --> 00:25:46,283 Because in the story we meet a woman who's living 698 00:25:46,383 --> 00:25:47,551 like a cookie-cutter life. - Yes. 699 00:25:47,651 --> 00:25:48,619 You know, your character's just like-- 700 00:25:48,752 --> 00:25:49,620 she's living her life. 701 00:25:49,753 --> 00:25:50,754 She comes from a conservative family, 702 00:25:50,855 --> 00:25:51,956 but we don't really talk about that. 703 00:25:52,056 --> 00:25:54,491 And it's almost not about the politics per se. 704 00:25:54,592 --> 00:25:57,761 But it's about how society was oppressing women at this time. 705 00:25:57,862 --> 00:25:58,896 Yeah. 706 00:25:58,996 --> 00:26:01,932 And what feels, again, pertinent to this moment 707 00:26:02,032 --> 00:26:04,268 is seeing her not just fight for herself, 708 00:26:04,368 --> 00:26:06,503 but for every other woman who needs to have an abortion 709 00:26:06,604 --> 00:26:07,504 and can't afford it. 710 00:26:07,605 --> 00:26:08,639 Yeah, that's exactly right. 711 00:26:08,772 --> 00:26:11,775 You know, I'm pro-abortion, and I 712 00:26:11,809 --> 00:26:14,311 like to tell people who aren't pro-abortion that I'm fighting 713 00:26:14,411 --> 00:26:15,880 for them to have that abortion that they 714 00:26:15,980 --> 00:26:17,414 don't know they need yet. TREVOR NOAH: Wow. 715 00:26:17,514 --> 00:26:18,415 [laughs] TREVOR NOAH: Yeah. 716 00:26:18,515 --> 00:26:19,617 [cheering] 717 00:26:19,783 --> 00:26:20,618 Right? 718 00:26:20,784 --> 00:26:21,619 Don't worry. 719 00:26:21,785 --> 00:26:22,653 I'll fight for you. 720 00:26:22,786 --> 00:26:23,988 I'll fight for you. 721 00:26:24,088 --> 00:26:25,556 I'll fight for your daughter and your wife and your mom. 722 00:26:25,656 --> 00:26:26,557 Don't worry. 723 00:26:26,657 --> 00:26:28,826 It really is a powerful story, though, 724 00:26:28,926 --> 00:26:31,195 because, you know, it-- 725 00:26:31,295 --> 00:26:35,065 this is what gets me about the film is you think-- 726 00:26:35,165 --> 00:26:37,535 first of all, you would think this film was made now. 727 00:26:37,635 --> 00:26:38,602 That's the first thing. 728 00:26:38,736 --> 00:26:39,803 Well-- 729 00:26:39,904 --> 00:26:41,438 You started planning this, and you filmed this how 730 00:26:41,539 --> 00:26:42,573 long ago? 731 00:26:42,740 --> 00:26:44,441 I first read the script nearly three years ago. 732 00:26:44,542 --> 00:26:45,776 TREVOR NOAH: Right. 733 00:26:45,876 --> 00:26:48,646 And we had the pandemic, and we finally got to make it-- 734 00:26:48,746 --> 00:26:50,748 get Sigourney Weaver in to be this amazing activist 735 00:26:50,781 --> 00:26:51,749 in the film. 736 00:26:51,815 --> 00:26:52,983 TREVOR NOAH: She's really strong, yeah. 737 00:26:53,083 --> 00:26:54,318 [cheering] 738 00:26:54,418 --> 00:26:58,856 And I think, at the time, we knew that there were what we 739 00:26:58,956 --> 00:27:00,624 call abortion deserts in America, 740 00:27:00,758 --> 00:27:03,527 which are areas where abortion was so inaccessible 741 00:27:03,627 --> 00:27:07,097 that basically people were living in a time that 742 00:27:07,198 --> 00:27:08,632 was like pre Roe. 743 00:27:08,766 --> 00:27:15,105 And this film really presents the dangerous, often desperate 744 00:27:15,206 --> 00:27:18,142 situations that pregnant people found themselves in when they 745 00:27:18,242 --> 00:27:19,476 didn't want to be pregnant. 746 00:27:19,577 --> 00:27:22,913 And, you know, we all know that abortion bans don't ban-- 747 00:27:23,013 --> 00:27:24,348 they don't solve abortion. 748 00:27:24,448 --> 00:27:26,083 Because as long as there have been pregnant people, 749 00:27:26,183 --> 00:27:28,185 there will be people that don't want to be pregnant. 750 00:27:28,285 --> 00:27:33,290 And this film reminds us that their safety matters, right, 751 00:27:33,390 --> 00:27:37,328 that we can recenter women and the health care that they need 752 00:27:37,428 --> 00:27:39,296 and make sure that it's safe for them. 753 00:27:39,396 --> 00:27:42,499 And safety relies on legality, frankly. 754 00:27:42,600 --> 00:27:47,137 And that's sort of the time that we are now talking about. 755 00:27:47,238 --> 00:27:53,844 It was 1968 in the movie, but it's today in 14 states. 756 00:27:53,944 --> 00:27:57,648 It also showed a side of the conversation 757 00:27:57,748 --> 00:28:01,318 that is necessary but painful at the same time. 758 00:28:01,418 --> 00:28:03,254 The film isn't flippant when it comes 759 00:28:03,354 --> 00:28:04,255 to talking about abortion. 760 00:28:04,355 --> 00:28:05,256 Yeah. 761 00:28:05,356 --> 00:28:06,524 There's the scene, for instance, 762 00:28:06,624 --> 00:28:07,791 where we're in the room. 763 00:28:07,892 --> 00:28:09,860 We're seeing a lot of what the procedure is. 764 00:28:09,960 --> 00:28:11,028 We're seeing the pain. 765 00:28:11,128 --> 00:28:12,763 We're seeing what the woman goes through. 766 00:28:12,796 --> 00:28:14,798 And I wanted to know why you felt 767 00:28:14,899 --> 00:28:16,767 it was so important to have that in the story. 768 00:28:16,834 --> 00:28:17,801 Some would gloss over it. 769 00:28:17,902 --> 00:28:19,136 Some would say, oh, no, no, we don't 770 00:28:19,236 --> 00:28:20,871 want to put that in because it makes it complicated. 771 00:28:20,971 --> 00:28:24,108 But it felt like it was kept in for that reason. 772 00:28:24,208 --> 00:28:25,476 You know, one in four women-- 773 00:28:25,576 --> 00:28:27,278 American women-- have an abortion. 774 00:28:27,378 --> 00:28:29,280 So it's a pretty common practice. 775 00:28:29,380 --> 00:28:31,215 And there's this mythology-- 776 00:28:31,315 --> 00:28:35,152 there's this lie, frankly, that anti-abortion activists will 777 00:28:35,252 --> 00:28:37,321 say, which is that abortion can kill you. 778 00:28:37,421 --> 00:28:39,223 And that is simply not true. 779 00:28:39,323 --> 00:28:42,626 Abortion is very, very-- it's safer than getting 780 00:28:42,726 --> 00:28:43,627 your wisdom teeth out. 781 00:28:43,727 --> 00:28:45,563 It's safer than a colonoscopy. 782 00:28:45,729 --> 00:28:47,598 So the Janes didn't lose a single life. 783 00:28:47,731 --> 00:28:49,400 They performed 11,000 abortions, 784 00:28:49,500 --> 00:28:50,768 didn't lose a single life. 785 00:28:50,868 --> 00:28:54,538 And so I think partly why we wanted to put the procedure 786 00:28:54,638 --> 00:28:57,775 in was just to normalize it, just to destigmatize 787 00:28:57,875 --> 00:29:01,645 the entire process, and to show you that she was fine after 788 00:29:01,745 --> 00:29:02,646 and went and had spaghetti. 789 00:29:02,746 --> 00:29:04,281 [laughs] Yeah. 790 00:29:04,381 --> 00:29:05,516 [applause] 791 00:29:05,616 --> 00:29:07,117 TREVOR NOAH: It's a procedure that somebody 792 00:29:07,218 --> 00:29:09,119 is having to have autonomy over their lives. 793 00:29:09,220 --> 00:29:10,187 Yeah. 794 00:29:10,287 --> 00:29:12,323 You also choose to have many funny moments 795 00:29:12,423 --> 00:29:15,526 in the film, which somebody wouldn't think at first. 796 00:29:15,626 --> 00:29:17,127 If I said to you, oh, there's this film, 797 00:29:17,228 --> 00:29:18,362 and it's about abortion. 798 00:29:18,462 --> 00:29:19,763 It's about-- people go like, oh, wow, this is going 799 00:29:19,864 --> 00:29:20,764 to be a very serious film. 800 00:29:20,865 --> 00:29:22,766 And it is serious, but there are so 801 00:29:22,867 --> 00:29:24,168 many moments where you find yourself, like, 802 00:29:24,268 --> 00:29:26,070 laughing out loud as well-- - Thank you. 803 00:29:26,170 --> 00:29:27,137 --like, really, really laughing 804 00:29:27,238 --> 00:29:29,540 out loud in a human way. 805 00:29:29,640 --> 00:29:32,343 That also feels very intentional. 806 00:29:32,443 --> 00:29:35,779 Why not just have it be very drab and dull? 807 00:29:35,880 --> 00:29:37,581 I think we all felt like the way 808 00:29:37,715 --> 00:29:39,717 to depoliticize this whole thing, which 809 00:29:39,817 --> 00:29:43,587 has become so politicized, is to remind people 810 00:29:43,721 --> 00:29:45,256 about the stories, right? 811 00:29:45,356 --> 00:29:47,725 These are real people's lives that these politicians 812 00:29:47,825 --> 00:29:49,059 are messing with. 813 00:29:49,159 --> 00:29:52,196 These are real women, who have hopes and dreams 814 00:29:52,296 --> 00:29:54,598 or already have kids, for whatever reason, 815 00:29:54,732 --> 00:29:56,934 are making the decision to seek out abortion health care. 816 00:29:57,034 --> 00:29:58,068 TREVOR NOAH: Right. 817 00:29:58,168 --> 00:30:01,005 And regular, real women, they have fun too. 818 00:30:01,105 --> 00:30:02,439 They laugh too. Like-- 819 00:30:02,540 --> 00:30:03,541 I love that. They're human. 820 00:30:03,641 --> 00:30:04,808 Is that what you're saying? - Right? 821 00:30:04,909 --> 00:30:05,876 Like we're all human. 822 00:30:05,976 --> 00:30:07,578 You know, I also-- 823 00:30:07,745 --> 00:30:09,847 my rule about this character was I just said, 824 00:30:09,947 --> 00:30:11,348 I don't want to cry after. 825 00:30:11,448 --> 00:30:14,051 Because she's so relieved after her abortion, 826 00:30:14,151 --> 00:30:15,553 she chooses her life. 827 00:30:15,653 --> 00:30:16,754 That's interesting. 828 00:30:16,787 --> 00:30:19,123 It's a very life-affirming decision for her. 829 00:30:19,223 --> 00:30:20,958 She's not particularly tortured over it. 830 00:30:21,058 --> 00:30:22,760 She's already a mom, and her pregnancy 831 00:30:22,793 --> 00:30:24,028 is threatening her life. 832 00:30:24,128 --> 00:30:27,398 And she wants to stay alive to be a mom to her daughter 833 00:30:27,498 --> 00:30:29,567 and because she suddenly realizes when she's 834 00:30:29,667 --> 00:30:31,202 faced with life or death, wow, I have 835 00:30:31,302 --> 00:30:33,070 so much more life to live. 836 00:30:33,170 --> 00:30:34,705 I have so many things to do. 837 00:30:34,805 --> 00:30:36,307 Shit, I got a-- 838 00:30:36,407 --> 00:30:38,475 [laughs] I got a list I got to get through, you know? 839 00:30:38,576 --> 00:30:41,078 And she really has a real awakening, 840 00:30:41,178 --> 00:30:43,581 a political awakening, an emotional awakening. 841 00:30:43,714 --> 00:30:45,883 And I love that for the character. 842 00:30:45,983 --> 00:30:47,718 I mean, total right turn in her life. 843 00:30:47,785 --> 00:30:49,019 TREVOR NOAH: Right, right, right. 844 00:30:49,119 --> 00:30:52,356 It's a change in direction because it's a moment where-- 845 00:30:52,456 --> 00:30:53,724 we don't want to spoil it for everyone, 846 00:30:53,757 --> 00:30:56,560 but it's just that key moment where somebody realizes 847 00:30:56,727 --> 00:30:57,928 their life is at risk. 848 00:30:58,028 --> 00:30:59,830 They need to have this procedure. 849 00:30:59,930 --> 00:31:02,266 And then they have to fight to basically save their own life. 850 00:31:02,366 --> 00:31:03,467 It's a powerful one. 851 00:31:03,567 --> 00:31:05,169 I feel like you're one of the more perfect people 852 00:31:05,269 --> 00:31:06,270 to tell this story-- 853 00:31:06,370 --> 00:31:09,373 no, because of what you represent, you know? 854 00:31:09,473 --> 00:31:12,576 You've been a champion of women in all fields, 855 00:31:12,743 --> 00:31:13,978 whether it's business, whether it's film. 856 00:31:14,078 --> 00:31:16,480 People have come up to you and they've gone, like, you are-- 857 00:31:16,580 --> 00:31:20,084 you create some of the funniest films for women to act in. 858 00:31:20,184 --> 00:31:21,819 You're funny behind the camera. 859 00:31:21,919 --> 00:31:23,587 You're funny when it comes to the writing. 860 00:31:23,754 --> 00:31:26,123 And what I loved is something that you said recently, which 861 00:31:26,223 --> 00:31:28,792 was, everyone will say to you-- or many people will say, 862 00:31:28,893 --> 00:31:30,928 oh, it's powerful that you're doing 863 00:31:31,028 --> 00:31:33,697 this because you're doing this to show that women can do it. 864 00:31:33,797 --> 00:31:35,266 And you make films for the women. 865 00:31:35,366 --> 00:31:36,967 You said something to the effect of, 866 00:31:37,067 --> 00:31:39,003 well, I make films because I like making films, 867 00:31:39,103 --> 00:31:40,237 and I am a woman, and I'm having fun. 868 00:31:40,337 --> 00:31:41,305 Yeah. 869 00:31:41,405 --> 00:31:43,073 What do you think people miss sometimes 870 00:31:43,173 --> 00:31:48,512 about a woman doing any type of job that they just want to do? 871 00:31:48,612 --> 00:31:49,847 [laughter] 872 00:31:49,947 --> 00:31:52,082 You know, well, do we have three hours? 873 00:31:52,182 --> 00:31:53,517 I mean, that's, like, a deep question. 874 00:31:53,617 --> 00:31:54,518 [laughs] 875 00:31:54,618 --> 00:31:55,953 [applause] 876 00:31:56,053 --> 00:32:00,991 You know, I think there's a lot-- 877 00:32:01,091 --> 00:32:03,294 we live-- Roe for me-- 878 00:32:03,394 --> 00:32:05,362 I'll speak to it in terms of the film 879 00:32:05,462 --> 00:32:08,832 right now, which was when Dobbs-- the Dobbs decision is 880 00:32:08,933 --> 00:32:10,267 a decision that overturned Roe v. Wade 881 00:32:10,367 --> 00:32:11,902 that came down this summer. 882 00:32:12,002 --> 00:32:15,005 When it happened, I felt foundationally 883 00:32:15,105 --> 00:32:21,412 like less of a free person than I did the day before. 884 00:32:21,512 --> 00:32:23,480 And so when you live in a society 885 00:32:23,581 --> 00:32:27,218 where your human rights can be taken away from you, 886 00:32:27,318 --> 00:32:29,854 you're kind of a second-class citizen. 887 00:32:29,954 --> 00:32:33,090 And when you're considered a second-class citizen, 888 00:32:33,190 --> 00:32:34,692 everybody thinks, well, how does 889 00:32:34,758 --> 00:32:37,294 a second-class citizen get to direct a Hollywood movie? 890 00:32:37,394 --> 00:32:38,295 TREVOR NOAH: Wow. 891 00:32:38,395 --> 00:32:39,730 Like, it's that deep. 892 00:32:39,830 --> 00:32:40,698 Do you know what I mean? 893 00:32:40,798 --> 00:32:41,699 TREVOR NOAH: Right. 894 00:32:41,799 --> 00:32:42,700 It's like it's the way-- 895 00:32:42,800 --> 00:32:44,034 TREVOR NOAH: It permeates society, yeah. 896 00:32:44,134 --> 00:32:45,736 There are people that are entitled to do things. 897 00:32:45,836 --> 00:32:48,138 And then there are women who have to fight to do things. 898 00:32:48,239 --> 00:32:49,540 Right. It's almost you're lucky. 899 00:32:49,707 --> 00:32:51,308 It's like, how did you do it? - You're lucky to get to do it. 900 00:32:51,408 --> 00:32:52,309 Well, you're not lucky. 901 00:32:52,409 --> 00:32:53,444 You're amazing. 902 00:32:53,544 --> 00:32:55,446 You're truly one of the funniest people I know. 903 00:32:55,546 --> 00:32:56,714 And the film is amazing. 904 00:32:56,780 --> 00:32:57,948 Thank you so much for joining me again. 905 00:32:58,048 --> 00:32:58,949 - Thank you again. - I appreciate you. 906 00:32:59,049 --> 00:33:00,551 Thank you so much for being here. 907 00:33:00,718 --> 00:33:01,552 Elizabeth Banks, everybody. 908 00:33:01,719 --> 00:33:03,521 Make sure to check out the film. 909 00:33:03,621 --> 00:33:05,556 It's going to be in theaters everywhere you watch movies. 910 00:33:05,723 --> 00:33:06,757 We're going to take a quick break. 911 00:33:06,857 --> 00:33:08,726 We'll be right back after this. 912 00:33:08,792 --> 00:33:09,760 Thank you very much. 913 00:33:09,860 --> 00:33:13,497 [cheering] 914 00:33:16,834 --> 00:33:21,906 [applause] 915 00:33:22,006 --> 00:33:23,107 Well, that's our show for tonight. 916 00:33:23,207 --> 00:33:24,709 But before we go, before we go, I 917 00:33:24,809 --> 00:33:27,044 wanted to remind you that peaceful protesters in Iran 918 00:33:27,144 --> 00:33:29,046 are risking their lives to be heard right now. 919 00:33:29,146 --> 00:33:30,848 The Center for Human Rights in Iran 920 00:33:30,948 --> 00:33:32,450 is helping to bring their voices 921 00:33:32,550 --> 00:33:34,218 to the international stage, and it 922 00:33:34,318 --> 00:33:36,153 provides legal aid for political prisoners 923 00:33:36,254 --> 00:33:37,488 and victims of violence. 924 00:33:37,588 --> 00:33:39,590 So if you want to help them in this work, 925 00:33:39,690 --> 00:33:41,259 then please follow the link below. 926 00:33:41,359 --> 00:33:43,294 Until next time, stay safe out there. 927 00:33:43,394 --> 00:33:46,230 And remember, if you're trapped in a collapsed building, 928 00:33:46,330 --> 00:33:47,732 stay calm. 929 00:33:47,832 --> 00:33:49,533 All the rats are coming. 930 00:33:49,634 --> 00:33:51,702 Now here it is, your moment of zen. 931 00:33:51,802 --> 00:33:52,703 [evil laughter] 932 00:33:52,803 --> 00:33:56,974 [screams] 933 00:33:57,074 --> 00:33:59,043 Here in Village of Screams, and I 934 00:33:59,143 --> 00:34:01,646 don't want to turn the corner. 935 00:34:01,746 --> 00:34:02,647 I am shaking. 936 00:34:02,747 --> 00:34:04,815 [scream] 937 00:34:04,916 --> 00:34:06,817 Whoa! 938 00:34:06,918 --> 00:34:08,586 All right, no one's jumping out at me, so that's a, 939 00:34:08,686 --> 00:34:10,388 now there is somebody jumping out at me! 940 00:34:10,488 --> 00:34:11,489 Oh, my goodness. 941 00:34:11,589 --> 00:34:14,692 From the spray paint that goes on the faces. 942 00:34:14,792 --> 00:34:16,427 I don't like that. 943 00:34:16,527 --> 00:34:17,528 Do you think they want it back? 944 00:34:17,628 --> 00:34:18,529 Yeah. 945 00:34:18,629 --> 00:34:19,897 [scream] 946 00:34:19,997 --> 00:34:21,933 This is a, this is a good one. 947 00:34:22,033 --> 00:34:23,334 [inaudible] time! 948 00:34:23,434 --> 00:34:24,802 Get in there! 949 00:34:24,902 --> 00:34:28,105 No, thank you, no thank you.