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ANNOUNCER: Coming
to you from New
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York City, the only city in
America, it's The Daily Show.
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Tonight, another
crypto collapse,
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Dems take control of
the Senate, and Nas.
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This is The Daily
Show with Trevor Noah.
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[cheers and applause]
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What's going on, everybody?
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Welcome to The Daily Show.
I'm Trevor Noah.
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Thank you so much
for tuning in.
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Thank you for coming
out in person.
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Thank you so much for
being here, everybody.
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Wow, this feels amazing.
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Take a seat.
Take a seat.
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Let's get into it.
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We have got a great
show for you tonight.
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The Democrats are as surprised
as you are about winning.
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Donald Trump goes to
war with everyone.
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And if you were hoping to
lose all your money in crypto,
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well, then I've
got some good news.
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Plus, hip hop legend
and New York's very own,
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Nas is our guest
tonight, talking
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about a brand new album.
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So let's do this, people.
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Let's jump straight
into today's headlines.
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All right, before we get
into the big stories,
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let's catch up on a few other
things going on in the world,
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starting in the United Kingdom,
where a protester who threw
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eggs at King
Charles has now been
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banned from carrying
eggs in public
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as a condition of his bail.
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I mean, that just really
shows you how much
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England has lost its edge.
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In the old days, if
you came at the king,
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they would torture you
in the Tower of London
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for the rest of your life.
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Now it's like, you attacked
our king, well, good luck
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making an omelet now.
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And some news from the world
of philanthropy, Jeff Bezos
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announced that
he will be giving
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Dolly Parton $100
million to celebrate
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her good deeds in the world.
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Yeah, and that's how
rich Jeff Bezos is.
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Imagine being so rich that you
think it's charity when you
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give money to millionaires.
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He's like, oh, you
poor thing, you don't
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even have a spaceship, do you?
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Oh, here, let me
break you off some.
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Oh, in major geopolitical
news, President Biden
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met for the first time with
his Chinese counterpart,
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Xi Jinping.
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And after the
three-hour meeting,
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Biden declared that an invasion
of Taiwan is not imminent.
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And I know what
probably happened here.
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Xi Jinping went
into that meeting
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planning to stick it to Joe.
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But first, Biden told
him about that one time
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we had that friend who was
a Negro baseball player,
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and he used to work at the
pool with all the kids,
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and he rode the Amtrak
all the way to Scranton.
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Man, it's not the
Scranton of today.
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Man, Scranton was so
different back then.
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My pop always used to
tell me, on my word
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as a Biden, an ice cream man.
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Come on.
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Come on, Jack.
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And Xi Jinping was
like, you know what?
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You can have Taiwan,
just stop talking.
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I don't-- I don't
know what any of this.
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Just-- just leave me alone.
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All right, but let's move on
to some of the biggest stories
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of the day, starting with the
midterms, that magical time
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of the year when the
most exciting thing on TV
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is Steve Kornacki doing math.
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Now, votes are still being
counted across the country.
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But a few things are clear.
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One, you can take off
your I voted sticker now.
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We get it.
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And two, Senate Democrats
are about to get two more
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years in the driver's seat.
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Let's begin with Democrats
shocking the political world
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by retaining control of
the United States Senate,
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thanks to a win
overnight in Nevada.
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REPORTER: Democrats now
taking a victory lap,
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defying history and
expectations, on track
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to their best
midterm performance
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since John F. Kennedy
was president.
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This is a very happy day.
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REPORTER: With at least 50
seats and Vice President
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Kamala Harris's
tie-breaking vote,
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Democrats now keep control of
the upper chamber, regardless
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of the outcome of
Georgia's Senate runoff
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slated for December 6.
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Holding the Senate gives
President Biden and his party
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control over the
legislative agenda
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there and, critically,
judicial confirmations,
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including the Supreme Court
if another seat opens up.
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That's right.
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Now that Nevada and
Arizona have been called,
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the Democrats have officially
kept control of the Senate
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for another two years,
which is a huge surprise.
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I mean, when Chuck Schumer
heard that happened,
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his glasses nearly fell
right off his face.
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I mean, at least I'm
assuming that's why
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they're down there, right?
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And remember-- remember, the
reason this is so important
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is because keeping the Senate
means that Democrats can keep
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confirming judges,
including Supreme Court
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Justices, like if any of
them retire, or let's say,
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I don't know, gets
like a DUI, you know?
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I still like beer.
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My man.
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But-- but remember, if
Republicans take control
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of the House, then every
dream the Democrats have
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of codifying Roe v.
Wade, or taxing the rich,
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or turning Pete Buttigieg into
a real boy, they can't do it.
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I mean, they probably weren't
going to do it anyway,
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but now they have
someone to blame.
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Those pesky Republicans!
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Now, of course, there's still
the Georgia runoff in December
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between Raphael Warnock
and Herschel Walker,
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which the Democrats
don't need anymore.
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They don't need to win in
order to control the Senate.
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But it would give them extra
cushion for when Joe Manchin
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tries to cock block them, or
Kyrsten Sinema goes rogue,
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or Bernie Sanders misses a
vote because he's arguing
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with a grocery store manager.
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It's just-- shove that
apple pie up your ass.
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I want to pay with a check.
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Wait, hold on.
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I wrote the wrong date.
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Give me another chance.
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So we're going to have
to wait until December
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to see what the final
count in the Senate is.
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And really, that race
can go either way.
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But can we just admit, now that
the stakes are a little lower,
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you kind of want to see
what Herschel Walker
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would be like as a senator?
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I'm not saying they should.
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I'm not saying they should.
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And I'm not saying it
would be good for Georgia
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or for the country.
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But-- but when he
gets Mitch McConnell
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pregnant with another secret
baby, it'll be all worth it.
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It'll be all worth it.
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[cheers and applause]
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He sent me a card and $500.
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But while the Democrats are
celebrating their success
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in the midterms, Republicans
are being forced to look ahead
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to 2024 and the
question of who will
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take on the animated corpse of
Joe Biden for the presidency.
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So obviously-- obviously,
all eyes on Donald Trump,
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you know, because
he's the person
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who has promised
a big announcement
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from Mar-a-Lago tomorrow.
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Yeah, and no one knows what
the big announcement could be.
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It could just be that he
successfully walked down
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a ramp or that he
finally memorized
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all the words to the
McDonald's Big Mac song.
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But-- but everyone is
expecting that it's
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going to be his entry into
the presidential race.
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AUDIENCE MEMBER: No!
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Yeah.
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Oh, oh.
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And there are a lot of reasons
people think that Trump
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is going to run again.
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They think he wants to
avoid an indictment.
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They think he thinks he's
already won last time.
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It could be the fact
that he has a Cinemax
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movie in the White
House DVR that he
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wants to finish watching.
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Will Emanuel get
back from space?
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I don't know!
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But the biggest hint
that he's running again
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is that he spent a
lot of time recently
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making fun of other Republicans
who might think of
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running, right?
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You remember, he called Ron
DeSantis Ron DeSanctimonious.
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He mocked Mike Pence's
polling numbers.
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And then last week,
he found something
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to say about a new
target, Virginia
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Governor Glenn Youngkin.
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On Friday, the
former president
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posted on his social media
platform, Truth Social,
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that Youngkin's last name,
quote, "sounds Chinese."
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ANNOUNCER: The post read,
in part, "Young Kin, now
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that's an interesting take.
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Sounds Chinese, doesn't it?
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Couldn't have won without me."
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You know, just when I think
Trump has hit peak strange,
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he finds a way to take
it to another level.
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He's like super saying I'm
strange because first of all,
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first of all, how
are you so racist
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that you can make an anti-Asian
remark about a white guy?
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I don't even understand that.
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And secondly, how are you so
weird that you can surprise
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yourself in your own texts.
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He's the one typing,
then he's like, now,
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that's an interesting take.
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You wrote it!
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Are you guys seeing
what just happened?
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You typed it.
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Like, who are you?
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How does your brain work?
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The only explanation that
makes sense in my head
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is that he typed
the guy's name in,
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and then it autocorrected
to Young Kin.
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And now Trump is
having a conversation
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with his autocorrect
like, wow, I never thought
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of it that way, keyboard.
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You should be my running mate.
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So smart, so strong, so clever.
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And this moment here is just
another one where you realize
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that the tide is turning
against Trump ever
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since the midterms
because this time,
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Republicans are pushing
back against him.
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Yeah, they've come out,
they're like, this is not cool.
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Why are you saying this?
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They're fighting him.
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You realize if this happened
before the midterms,
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Youngkin would have come
out, like, why, yes, in fact,
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I am a Chinese man.
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Ni hao, y'all, and
[chinese],, Mr. Trump.
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But let's move on to
some financial news.
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After being hailed as
the future of money,
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2022 has been cryptocurrency's
worst year yet.
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The crypto market has lost
$1.3 trillion worldwide.
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Hundreds of cryptocurrencies
have completely disappeared.
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And Matt Damon has moved
on to selling Herbalife.
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And now, just when we thought
the crypto world couldn't
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fall any lower, this happened.
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One popular cryptocurrency
exchange is on the brink
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of collapse this morning.
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FTX filed for
bankruptcy Friday,
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leaving investors
scrambling and destabilizing
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the entire industry.
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REPORTER: The company's
30-year-old CEO
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Sam Bankman-Fried resigned
and his $16 billion
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fortune erased.
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Bloomberg has called
his meteoric fall from
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grace one of history's
"greatest-ever
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destructions of wealth."
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At its peak, the crypto
exchange was worth $32 billion
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and benefited from
superstar endorsements
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from Tom Brady,
Gisele Bundchen,
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Naomi Osaka, and Steph Curry.
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The NBA's Miami Heat had its
venue renamed as FTX Arena
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just last year.
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But now that name is
coming off the building.
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The downfall of FTX
began earlier this month,
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when reports raised
serious questions
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about its financial health.
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Those questions triggered
a bank run on the exchange
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as too many customers try
to withdraw their assets.
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By Thursday, Bankman-Fried
was apologizing on Twitter,
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saying, quote, "I'm sorry.
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I [bleep] up and should
have done better.
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Yeah, one of the biggest
cryptocurrency exchanges
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has filed for bankruptcy, going
from being worth $30 billion
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to being $8 billion
in the hole.
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And do you know how
hard it is to lose
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that much money overnight
without buying Twitter?
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This wasn't easy.
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[applause]
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And look-- I will say, I
am glad that he apologized.
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But a tweet saying,
"I [bleep] up"
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doesn't capture the enormity
of what you've done.
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You know, I [bleep]
is the wrong address.
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I [bleep] up is like the
wrong Uber or something.
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At the very least, you've
got to add like 10 more
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U's because you [bleep] up.
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And this crypto collapse is
sending shockwaves everywhere,
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everywhere, from people
losing billions of dollars
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to the Miami Heat
being forced to change
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the name of their arena,
right, now that FTX is broke.
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You saw that.
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And I'll be honest
with you, I feel
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like this one is on the Heat.
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If you're going to let a
company buy the naming rights
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to your arena, at
least make sure it's
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an established company.
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Don't commit to some
crypto startup that's
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been around for two years.
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It's like going
on a first date,
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and then when the person
goes to the bathroom,
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you get a lower back tattoo
of their name, you know.
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He's like, yeah, there's no
way this could backfire, yeah.
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Wait, it's Janice?
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I thought it was Jenny.
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And you have to admit--
you have to admit,
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it is crazy that a
crypto collapse can take
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so much real money with it.
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Think about it.
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It's fake money, but
people lost real savings.
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It's like finding out someone's
imaginary friend died by
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driving your car off a cliff.
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You're like, how?
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Your friend wasn't real.
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They were real to me.
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And personally, I hope Tom
Brady didn't invest too much
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of his money in this
company because otherwise,
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he'll never be able to retire.
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He's going to be like 90
years old in a huddle,
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just like, you're going
to run a post out left.
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And you block the blitz.
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And did I ever tell
you about that time
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I had a friend who was a Negro
baseball player, used to work
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at the pool with
the kids at Amtrak,
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and the stair with
the blah blah.
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My word as Joe Biden--
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hey, come on, Jack.
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Come on.
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Let's do it.
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All right, that's it
for the headlines.
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But before we go
to a quick break,
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let's check in on
the stock market
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with our finance expert,
Michael Costa, everybody.
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Michael, absolute insanity.
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What is happening
in the market today?
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Trevor, I am crushing it.
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I mean, I'm crushing
it so hard that I too
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should be banned from
carrying eggs because I
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would crush them, OK?
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I got a hot tip for you
too, so pay attention.
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I got a hot tip for you.
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But obviously, Trevor, today,
it's all about crypto and FTX,
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which collapsed last week.
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Now, this is really important.
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People are losing
their third houses
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because of this, all right?
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Now, obviously, I
didn't invest in FTX.
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I didn't like that Tom
Brady was promoting it.
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I have a very simple
investing rule.
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Don't take financial
advice from people who get
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hit in the head all day, OK?
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That's why the only athletes
I listen to are swimmers, OK?
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They don't get hit in the head.
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Now, this is important.
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Wait until they're
out of the pool
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to hear what they have to say.
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Otherwise, you'd put all your
money into [muffled speech]
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Wall Street.
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Pay attention to
this right here.
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This 52-week low,
1.2, that's low.
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Now, I'm an expert.
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I don't expect you to
understand numbers,
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but let me explain
it to you, OK?
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Zero is the bottom.
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You can't get lower than zero
unless there's a wind chill.
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So look, I know this looks
like the price of FTX Token.
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But what this chart
actually represents
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is the age of people
who trust crypto, OK?
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In November, it's like 20, 25.
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Maybe at one point it
reached 30 years old.
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But now, the only group
that trusts crypto, 2
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and 1/2 year olds, Trevor, OK.
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Yeah, look.
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2 and 1/2 year olds believe
in crypto because they'll
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believe in anything, you know?
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They believe in Santa Claus.
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They believe in
the tooth fairy.
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They believe I
actually got your nose.
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Trevor, this one kid paid me 20
bucks to give it back to him.
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I'm crushing it.
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I am crushing.
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OK, now, it's gotten
so bad, if you
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ask a four-year-old
about crypto,
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they'll be like, no,
no, no, absolutely not.
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I'm not an idiot.
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Now, will you take
me to the potty,
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so I can make a doo doo?
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All right, Trevor, why?
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Why did this happen?
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The founder.
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One man, three names.
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Sam Bankman-Fried.
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All right, look, the writing
is on the wall, everybody.
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No, no, no,
specifically, this wall.
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Bank-- man-- fried?
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If that's not a warning--
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yeah.
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You see I'm an expert?
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If that's not a warning,
I don't know what is.
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00:16:01,895 --> 00:16:04,031
Would you eat at a restaurant
where the chef was named
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Brian Undercooked-Chicken?
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OK?
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TREVOR NOAH: [laughs]
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You know, he did try
to save his company
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by going to his chief
rival for a bailout.
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That's got to be tough, right?
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That's like asking your wife's
tennis coach for sex tips,
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00:16:19,146 --> 00:16:22,316
you know, which
reminds me, Jake,
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you got to call me back, dude.
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I mean-- OK, lastly, this
is yet another reminder
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that we shouldn't
automatically assume
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that nerdy, quirky-looking
people are geniuses, right?
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The same way you've
got to be careful
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with these handsome guys
on TV in their suits,
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giving you these
financial tips.
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And just because they're
standing in front
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of a stock chart,
people will trust
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them with their life savings.
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00:16:45,372 --> 00:16:48,842
It's disgusting.
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00:16:48,942 --> 00:16:51,378
By the way, I got
a hot tip for you.
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If you're still in on
crypto, I got your nose.
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00:16:54,081 --> 00:16:55,782
And if you want it back, you
got to give me some money.
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00:16:55,883 --> 00:16:57,217
Come on, come get it.
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Come get it.
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Michael Costa, everybody.
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00:17:01,088 --> 00:17:03,357
Thank you so much for
those, I think they're tips.
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00:17:03,457 --> 00:17:05,726
All right, when we come back,
Roy Wood Jr. is going to visit
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Wakanda, so don't go away.
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00:17:12,366 --> 00:17:13,333
Hey, everyone.
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00:17:13,433 --> 00:17:15,068
I'm Twitter's new head
of communications.
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00:17:15,169 --> 00:17:16,803
There's a lot
going on right now,
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00:17:16,904 --> 00:17:19,039
but I just want to assure
you that everything's
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00:17:19,106 --> 00:17:20,040
under control.
419
00:17:20,107 --> 00:17:22,042
Comedy is legal
on Twitter again.
420
00:17:22,109 --> 00:17:24,678
OK, please stop
impersonating Elon Musk.
421
00:17:24,778 --> 00:17:26,647
Please stop impersonating
our advertisers.
422
00:17:26,747 --> 00:17:28,882
And please stop
impersonating me.
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00:17:29,049 --> 00:17:30,817
I do not eat my own farts.
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00:17:30,918 --> 00:17:32,686
OK, we are pausing blue checks.
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00:17:32,786 --> 00:17:34,221
You can't eat a fart.
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00:17:34,321 --> 00:17:35,255
You can't do it.
427
00:17:35,355 --> 00:17:38,192
Comedy, it's mostly
legal on Twitter.
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00:17:38,292 --> 00:17:40,694
If you have any questions,
just contact customer support.
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00:17:40,794 --> 00:17:41,929
Nope, they were fired.
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00:17:42,062 --> 00:17:45,499
For $8 a month, anyone
can get a blue checkmark,
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00:17:45,599 --> 00:17:48,468
a gray checkmark, an
invisible checkmark.
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00:17:48,569 --> 00:17:50,070
If you have any
questions, you can
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00:17:50,103 --> 00:17:51,572
contact our verification team.
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00:17:51,672 --> 00:17:53,106
Nope, they were fired.
435
00:17:53,207 --> 00:17:55,375
OK, Chevrolet is not
coming out with a car
436
00:17:55,475 --> 00:17:56,643
called the Hitlermobile.
437
00:17:56,743 --> 00:17:59,780
Comedy has been downgraded
to semi-legal on Twitter.
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00:17:59,880 --> 00:18:02,783
If you see a verified account,
please assume that it's fake.
439
00:18:02,883 --> 00:18:04,518
All right, fake tweet
alert, everyone.
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00:18:04,618 --> 00:18:07,321
John Kerry is not,
quote, "so horny
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00:18:07,421 --> 00:18:09,022
his nut's about to bust."
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00:18:09,122 --> 00:18:11,458
Comedy is now
illegal on Twitter.
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00:18:11,558 --> 00:18:14,027
Well, I've been fired.
444
00:18:14,061 --> 00:18:15,863
It's been fun.
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00:18:16,029 --> 00:18:17,030
I'm back.
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00:18:17,064 --> 00:18:18,866
From now on, if you
want to imitate someone,
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00:18:19,032 --> 00:18:21,168
your bio has to say parody.
448
00:18:21,268 --> 00:18:23,103
Not your bio,
your account name.
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00:18:23,203 --> 00:18:26,106
Your account name and
your bio have to say--
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00:18:26,206 --> 00:18:28,041
look in the mirror and
say parody three times.
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00:18:28,141 --> 00:18:31,945
New policy, you now have to pay
$8 a month to not be verified.
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00:18:32,045 --> 00:18:33,747
Well, hope that
cleared things up.
453
00:18:33,847 --> 00:18:36,049
Thanks for using
Twitter, everyone.
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00:18:36,516 --> 00:18:42,956
[cheering]
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00:18:43,957 --> 00:18:46,259
Welcome back to
The Daily Show.
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This weekend was the premiere
of the new Black Panther
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00:18:50,063 --> 00:18:51,731
movie, Wakanda Forever.
458
00:18:51,831 --> 00:18:53,333
But did you know
that T'Challa is
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00:18:53,433 --> 00:18:55,101
not the first Black superhero?
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00:18:55,201 --> 00:18:56,970
Well, for more, we
turn to Roy Wood, Jr.
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00:18:57,070 --> 00:18:59,205
in another episode of CP Time.
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00:18:59,306 --> 00:19:05,979
[music playing]
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00:19:06,980 --> 00:19:08,882
Ah, good whiskey.
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00:19:08,982 --> 00:19:13,453
Welcome to CP Time, the only
show that's full of culture.
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Today, we'll be discussing
Black superheroes.
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Iconic characters like
Falcon, War Machine, Cyborg,
467
00:19:22,062 --> 00:19:23,863
and the dude at Church's
Chicken who puts onion
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00:19:23,964 --> 00:19:26,032
rings in your bag of fries.
469
00:19:26,132 --> 00:19:29,035
That brother uses
his powers for good.
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00:19:29,135 --> 00:19:31,538
Black superheroes or not new.
471
00:19:31,638 --> 00:19:35,108
In fact, they've been squeezing
into Spandex for decades.
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00:19:35,208 --> 00:19:39,112
They did it as far back as
1936 when cartoonist Jay
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00:19:39,145 --> 00:19:42,883
Jackson created Speed
Jackson in the Chicago
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00:19:42,983 --> 00:19:44,584
Defender newspaper.
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00:19:44,684 --> 00:19:46,653
Speed Jackson was
a former track star
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00:19:46,753 --> 00:19:50,857
at Howard University who was an
excellent fist fighter, which
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00:19:50,957 --> 00:19:53,593
may not sound powerful
compared to today's
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00:19:53,693 --> 00:19:57,297
superheroes with their laser
eyes and sticky spider hands.
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But you have to think
about it like sports.
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00:19:59,966 --> 00:20:03,203
Today's best athletes at the
pinnacle of human physicality,
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00:20:03,303 --> 00:20:05,639
while the best
athletes from the 1930s
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were just the ones
with the least polio.
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00:20:08,241 --> 00:20:09,743
Times change.
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00:20:09,843 --> 00:20:12,512
Jackson used his abilities
to fight against fascists
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00:20:12,612 --> 00:20:16,683
during the war and right the
wrongs of a racist society,
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00:20:16,783 --> 00:20:18,785
which is tough,
because superpowers
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00:20:18,885 --> 00:20:21,388
don't help when you're
fighting systemic racism.
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00:20:21,488 --> 00:20:23,223
Doesn't matter if you have
the strength of 10 men
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if none of those men
can get a mortgage.
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In 1947, Black superheroes
made the leap from comic strip
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to comic book.
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With Lion Man, a
cat-themed superhero
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00:20:35,569 --> 00:20:38,538
who protected the world's
largest uranium deposit
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in Africa's Gold Coast,
although a cat may not
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00:20:42,375 --> 00:20:45,545
have been the best animal to
defend a valuable resource.
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00:20:45,645 --> 00:20:48,381
Sure, cats are fast and agile.
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But you're getting there
during one of those 22 hours
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00:20:50,483 --> 00:20:54,120
that they're asleep,
that uranium is yours.
499
00:20:54,154 --> 00:20:57,424
Lion Man was created by
Orrin Evans, who intended
500
00:20:57,524 --> 00:21:00,393
his comic to counter the
racial distortions seen
501
00:21:00,493 --> 00:21:02,395
in other comics.
502
00:21:02,495 --> 00:21:06,600
Although, if he was trying
to avoid racial stereotypes,
503
00:21:06,700 --> 00:21:08,935
I think it's fair to say
the results were mixed.
504
00:21:09,035 --> 00:21:11,004
Look at Lion Man right there.
505
00:21:11,137 --> 00:21:16,343
Shirtless, with a loincloth,
and an arrow through his butt.
506
00:21:16,443 --> 00:21:19,713
Somehow, that is still
the least problematic
507
00:21:19,813 --> 00:21:21,948
character on the cover.
508
00:21:22,048 --> 00:21:24,150
Despite how it looks
today, Lion Man
509
00:21:24,251 --> 00:21:27,487
was still groundbreaking
as an all-Black written
510
00:21:27,587 --> 00:21:29,723
and illustrated
comic, even if now
511
00:21:29,823 --> 00:21:34,027
the cover looks like Tucker
Carlson tried to draw Africa.
512
00:21:34,160 --> 00:21:36,696
In the 1970s, there
was an explosion
513
00:21:36,796 --> 00:21:38,565
of Black superheroes.
514
00:21:38,665 --> 00:21:40,634
Characters like Black
Lightning, Black
515
00:21:40,734 --> 00:21:43,103
Vulcan, and Black Goliath.
516
00:21:43,203 --> 00:21:45,005
Basically, if you
were trying to create
517
00:21:45,105 --> 00:21:47,274
an African-American
hero in the '70s,
518
00:21:47,374 --> 00:21:50,510
you put the word Black in
front of whatever was lying
519
00:21:50,610 --> 00:21:52,712
around you in the apartment.
520
00:21:52,812 --> 00:21:55,115
This week, Black
Chandelier battles it out
521
00:21:55,215 --> 00:21:59,352
against his arch nemesis
Black Candy Wrapper.
522
00:21:59,452 --> 00:22:01,688
But the most popular
of these superheroes
523
00:22:01,788 --> 00:22:04,991
was the newest member
of the X-Men, Storm,
524
00:22:05,125 --> 00:22:07,561
an African priestess
who could control
525
00:22:07,661 --> 00:22:10,497
the weather to keep the rain
from messing up her hair.
526
00:22:10,597 --> 00:22:13,967
Storm was a landmark character
for both Black and female
527
00:22:14,134 --> 00:22:15,602
representation in comics.
528
00:22:15,702 --> 00:22:18,939
And on top of that, she's
definitely the best X-Man.
529
00:22:19,039 --> 00:22:19,940
You know I'm right.
530
00:22:20,040 --> 00:22:20,941
Who's better than Storm?
531
00:22:21,041 --> 00:22:21,942
Rogue?
532
00:22:22,042 --> 00:22:23,143
What's her power?
533
00:22:23,243 --> 00:22:27,013
If I hold my boyfriend's
hand too long, he'll die.
534
00:22:27,147 --> 00:22:29,883
Wolverine is indeed
strong, except for when
535
00:22:29,983 --> 00:22:31,952
he has to go through TSA.
536
00:22:32,052 --> 00:22:34,521
Professor X can
read minds, but that
537
00:22:34,621 --> 00:22:37,090
means he also sees all
the kinky sex stuff
538
00:22:37,190 --> 00:22:38,692
his enemies are thinking.
539
00:22:38,792 --> 00:22:40,193
Good luck defeating
Magneto when you
540
00:22:40,293 --> 00:22:42,495
know how much he loves feet.
541
00:22:42,596 --> 00:22:45,365
By the 1990s, Black
superheroes were
542
00:22:45,465 --> 00:22:47,200
making it to the big screen.
543
00:22:47,300 --> 00:22:52,272
In 1993, Robert Townsend
directed The Media Man, a film
544
00:22:52,372 --> 00:22:53,807
about a mild-mannered
teacher who
545
00:22:53,907 --> 00:22:57,677
was hit by a radioactive
meteor and got superpowers.
546
00:22:57,777 --> 00:23:01,348
I must say, it's bold to name
yourself after the worst thing
547
00:23:01,448 --> 00:23:03,683
that's ever happened to you.
548
00:23:03,783 --> 00:23:06,319
My superhero name would
be Sheila Left Him
549
00:23:06,419 --> 00:23:10,190
Man, with the power to
eat one whole can of tuna
550
00:23:10,290 --> 00:23:12,259
over the sink.
551
00:23:12,359 --> 00:23:13,760
You were right, Sheila.
552
00:23:13,860 --> 00:23:18,832
I can't do better.
553
00:23:18,932 --> 00:23:23,837
In 1998, Marvel bet on Black
with the Blade franchise.
554
00:23:23,937 --> 00:23:26,506
Wesley Snipes starred
as a vampire hunter
555
00:23:26,606 --> 00:23:28,975
to great box office success.
556
00:23:29,142 --> 00:23:31,678
And Blade was a
powerful mama jama.
557
00:23:31,778 --> 00:23:34,347
He managed to be that
cool, while wearing the
558
00:23:34,447 --> 00:23:37,617
same sunglasses as Guy Fieri.
559
00:23:37,717 --> 00:23:40,587
It's also why there's no
vampires in Flavortown.
560
00:23:40,687 --> 00:23:44,291
Blade became a household name
and the first major theatrical
561
00:23:44,391 --> 00:23:48,094
success for Marvel, setting
off a wave of Marvel films
562
00:23:48,128 --> 00:23:49,763
to come in the
next two decades.
563
00:23:49,863 --> 00:23:52,465
Because Wesley Snipes
proved that no one's
564
00:23:52,566 --> 00:23:56,102
powerful enough to
defeat Marvel heroes,
565
00:23:56,202 --> 00:24:00,140
except for the IRS.
566
00:24:00,240 --> 00:24:02,475
Please don't punch
me, Wesley Snipes.
567
00:24:02,576 --> 00:24:05,278
Big fan.
568
00:24:05,378 --> 00:24:07,514
Now Black superheroes
are everywhere,
569
00:24:07,614 --> 00:24:10,383
even taking over the mantle
of formerly white heroes.
570
00:24:10,483 --> 00:24:12,118
We have an
African-American Green
571
00:24:12,219 --> 00:24:16,790
Lantern, Iron Man, Captain
America, and Spider-Man.
572
00:24:16,890 --> 00:24:18,558
No Black Bruce Wayne though.
573
00:24:18,658 --> 00:24:21,595
That requires too much
generational wealth.
574
00:24:21,695 --> 00:24:23,330
Well, that's it for CP Time.
575
00:24:23,430 --> 00:24:26,433
And remember, before the co--
576
00:24:26,533 --> 00:24:27,467
What's that?
577
00:24:27,567 --> 00:24:28,535
It's the CP signal.
578
00:24:28,635 --> 00:24:30,370
Someone needs a folksy
man to come and tell
579
00:24:30,470 --> 00:24:31,838
them about Black history!
580
00:24:31,938 --> 00:24:33,473
I'm on my way, Florida.
581
00:24:33,573 --> 00:24:35,575
To the CP mobile!
582
00:24:35,675 --> 00:24:37,210
I need some gas money
for the CP mobile.
583
00:24:37,310 --> 00:24:38,211
It take leaded.
584
00:24:38,311 --> 00:24:44,684
I can't afford it.
585
00:24:44,784 --> 00:24:45,886
Thank you so
much for that, Roy.
586
00:24:45,986 --> 00:24:47,454
All right, stay tuned,
because when we come back,
587
00:24:47,554 --> 00:24:48,955
the legendary Nas
will be joining
588
00:24:49,089 --> 00:24:49,956
me right here on the show.
589
00:24:50,090 --> 00:24:50,957
You don't want to miss it.
590
00:24:51,091 --> 00:24:54,694
[cheering]
591
00:24:58,832 --> 00:24:59,533
[applause]
592
00:24:59,633 --> 00:25:03,704
[cheering]
593
00:25:03,804 --> 00:25:05,005
Welcome back to
The Daily Show.
594
00:25:05,105 --> 00:25:08,775
My guest tonight is a Grammy
award-winning rap legend.
595
00:25:08,876 --> 00:25:11,445
He's here to talk about
his new album, King's
596
00:25:11,545 --> 00:25:13,714
Disease III, which is out now.
597
00:25:13,814 --> 00:25:16,483
Please welcome the
one and only Nas.
598
00:25:16,583 --> 00:25:17,484
[applause]
599
00:25:17,584 --> 00:25:24,591
[cheering]
600
00:25:29,863 --> 00:25:33,867
Yo.
601
00:25:33,967 --> 00:25:35,035
Yo!
602
00:25:35,135 --> 00:25:36,236
Welcome back to the show.
603
00:25:36,336 --> 00:25:37,304
Thank you for having me.
604
00:25:37,404 --> 00:25:38,872
Yeah, man, welcome
back, congratulations
605
00:25:38,972 --> 00:25:40,140
on the new album.
606
00:25:40,240 --> 00:25:42,442
You know, I was thinking
about this today when we were
607
00:25:42,543 --> 00:25:43,577
talking about you coming on.
608
00:25:43,677 --> 00:25:48,348
I was like, you are a
living hip hop legend.
609
00:25:48,448 --> 00:25:52,286
[cheering]
610
00:25:52,386 --> 00:25:54,721
And I think the
significance of that
611
00:25:54,821 --> 00:25:57,925
for me lies in the
meaning both ways.
612
00:25:58,025 --> 00:26:00,928
One, you are still in the
game, you're still doing it,
613
00:26:01,028 --> 00:26:02,095
you're still
contributing, you're
614
00:26:02,195 --> 00:26:03,697
still making great music.
615
00:26:03,797 --> 00:26:06,166
But also, you are a
living hip hop legend.
616
00:26:06,266 --> 00:26:08,569
We take for granted how many
legends we've lost in hip hop.
617
00:26:08,669 --> 00:26:10,204
We take for granted
how many people aren't
618
00:26:10,304 --> 00:26:11,205
around who are part of that.
619
00:26:11,305 --> 00:26:12,873
Do you ever wake
up in the morning
620
00:26:12,973 --> 00:26:16,310
and think to yourself, damn,
so many of the people I started
621
00:26:16,443 --> 00:26:17,811
with in this game
aren't here anymore,
622
00:26:17,911 --> 00:26:20,714
and I'm still here getting
to be a part of it?
623
00:26:20,814 --> 00:26:22,316
All the time, all the time.
624
00:26:22,449 --> 00:26:25,152
Somebody, a friend of mine
today called me and told me,
625
00:26:25,252 --> 00:26:28,355
he said, yo, you realize
how long you've been around
626
00:26:28,455 --> 00:26:31,191
and how much you survived and
things you've been through?
627
00:26:31,291 --> 00:26:35,996
We just lost a hip hop
artist the other week, man.
628
00:26:36,096 --> 00:26:36,997
Yeah.
629
00:26:37,097 --> 00:26:38,265
Takeoff.
630
00:26:38,365 --> 00:26:39,266
And may he rest in peace.
631
00:26:39,366 --> 00:26:41,068
And you know, I
lost so many friends
632
00:26:41,168 --> 00:26:42,870
even before I got into music.
633
00:26:42,970 --> 00:26:44,238
I didn't think I
would get into music
634
00:26:44,338 --> 00:26:45,839
and then still see it going on.
635
00:26:45,939 --> 00:26:47,241
Yeah, you've done that.
636
00:26:47,341 --> 00:26:48,709
You've done more
than just survive it,
637
00:26:48,809 --> 00:26:50,744
you've succeeded in it,
you've thrived in it.
638
00:26:50,844 --> 00:26:54,615
And I think what I love about
this album is how it feels
639
00:26:54,715 --> 00:26:57,317
like you almost
reminiscing whilst also
640
00:26:57,484 --> 00:26:58,552
writing a piece of the future.
641
00:26:58,652 --> 00:26:59,553
Yeah.
642
00:26:59,653 --> 00:27:00,988
You know, you've
always been to this day,
643
00:27:01,088 --> 00:27:02,222
everyone will say
one of the greatest
644
00:27:02,322 --> 00:27:03,657
lyricists that's ever lived.
645
00:27:03,757 --> 00:27:06,426
But the stories that you
tell, the way you weave.
646
00:27:06,460 --> 00:27:09,329
I mean, for instance,
everyone who was in hip hop
647
00:27:09,429 --> 00:27:12,933
was familiar with like your
beef with Jay-Z, what it was.
648
00:27:13,033 --> 00:27:15,869
And I loved how I'd here you
talk about that beef, what
649
00:27:15,969 --> 00:27:17,838
it was, how it disappeared.
650
00:27:17,938 --> 00:27:19,106
But how you'll still
text him saying,
651
00:27:19,206 --> 00:27:22,442
you know this
isn't over, right?
652
00:27:22,509 --> 00:27:25,045
Well, when I
released the tracklist
653
00:27:25,145 --> 00:27:27,447
for the album the other
day, he released a picture
654
00:27:27,514 --> 00:27:29,049
with all his Grammys.
655
00:27:29,149 --> 00:27:32,519
[laughs]
656
00:27:32,619 --> 00:27:33,520
Yeah.
657
00:27:33,620 --> 00:27:34,588
Shout out to him.
658
00:27:34,688 --> 00:27:37,090
And a shout out to
Hit-Boy, who produced
659
00:27:37,190 --> 00:27:38,959
this album, the entire album.
660
00:27:39,059 --> 00:27:40,661
He produced the
other two albums,
661
00:27:40,761 --> 00:27:41,828
and also the album, Magic.
662
00:27:41,929 --> 00:27:42,863
Yeah.
663
00:27:42,963 --> 00:27:44,197
We slipped in four
albums in two years.
664
00:27:44,298 --> 00:27:45,199
And you've been proof--
665
00:27:45,299 --> 00:27:48,902
And the reason, yeah.
666
00:27:49,002 --> 00:27:50,904
Thanks, man.
667
00:27:51,004 --> 00:27:51,905
Thanks.
668
00:27:52,005 --> 00:27:54,341
And the reason I
think it happened,
669
00:27:54,474 --> 00:27:55,909
is because we
started the first one
670
00:27:56,009 --> 00:27:56,910
in 2020 when the pandemic hit.
671
00:27:57,010 --> 00:27:57,978
Yeah.
672
00:27:58,078 --> 00:27:59,780
So at first I was
scared to come outside.
673
00:27:59,880 --> 00:28:02,983
And then Hit-Boy was in the
studio like, come on, man,
674
00:28:03,083 --> 00:28:05,152
it's like a month you
didn't leave your house.
675
00:28:05,252 --> 00:28:08,121
And he got me to come outside
and had nothing else to do.
676
00:28:08,222 --> 00:28:09,223
Right.
677
00:28:09,323 --> 00:28:10,624
And we finished the
first one really quick,
678
00:28:10,724 --> 00:28:12,226
and we said, we
should do this again.
679
00:28:12,326 --> 00:28:15,329
And here we are with the third
one on my label, Mass Appeal.
680
00:28:15,429 --> 00:28:17,598
I would love to know, yeah,
I'd love to know that when you
681
00:28:17,698 --> 00:28:21,501
look at hip hop as a
whole, you were there
682
00:28:21,602 --> 00:28:25,005
when it was only
seen as gangsta rap.
683
00:28:25,105 --> 00:28:26,940
You were there when
it was completely
684
00:28:27,040 --> 00:28:28,041
ostracized from society.
685
00:28:28,141 --> 00:28:29,443
Now it's at the Super Bowl.
686
00:28:29,476 --> 00:28:31,311
Now it is at a hockey game.
687
00:28:31,445 --> 00:28:32,579
I remember that's
when I was like, wow,
688
00:28:32,679 --> 00:28:35,148
OK, hip hop has done it.
689
00:28:35,249 --> 00:28:36,350
No, for real.
690
00:28:36,450 --> 00:28:38,218
I'd love to know
where you would like
691
00:28:38,318 --> 00:28:40,120
to see the game
progressing to now
692
00:28:40,220 --> 00:28:43,824
that it's not in the exact
same place it was before.
693
00:28:43,924 --> 00:28:45,759
I think it
evolved, and I think
694
00:28:45,859 --> 00:28:50,264
people can realize that you
don't have to be scared of it.
695
00:28:50,364 --> 00:28:54,268
We learn from our mistakes,
and then we can grow in it.
696
00:28:54,368 --> 00:28:56,503
We don't have to
stay doing one thing.
697
00:28:56,603 --> 00:28:57,771
The ones who stay
doing one thing,
698
00:28:57,871 --> 00:28:59,673
unfortunately they fall off.
699
00:28:59,773 --> 00:29:03,043
And we have to understand that
like hip hop is now is going
700
00:29:03,143 --> 00:29:05,779
on 50 years and we've
been behind this whole 50
701
00:29:05,879 --> 00:29:08,682
years will be next year
hip hop has been alive.
702
00:29:08,782 --> 00:29:11,218
So we've been behind
trying to create
703
00:29:11,318 --> 00:29:12,986
this museum that's coming
up in the Bronx right now.
704
00:29:13,086 --> 00:29:14,054
It's amazing.
705
00:29:14,154 --> 00:29:16,056
And the mayor has
even gotten involved.
706
00:29:16,156 --> 00:29:17,224
That's amazing.
707
00:29:17,324 --> 00:29:21,061
Mayor Adams, and you
know, and I noticed yeah,
708
00:29:21,161 --> 00:29:23,597
I noticed one thing,
the culture is like,
709
00:29:23,697 --> 00:29:25,799
artists don't think they
can go pass one way,
710
00:29:25,899 --> 00:29:29,236
or we have to be
all in one like area
711
00:29:29,336 --> 00:29:30,804
trying to fight for crumbs.
712
00:29:30,904 --> 00:29:34,174
And it's like, hip hop's
a multi sound genre.
713
00:29:34,274 --> 00:29:35,809
So like in rock,
you don't have,
714
00:29:35,909 --> 00:29:38,579
you don't compare Kiss
to the Rolling Stones.
715
00:29:38,679 --> 00:29:40,681
But in hip hop for some
reason, we're fighting it
716
00:29:40,781 --> 00:29:45,018
for the same thing and you feel
like you have to be the number
717
00:29:45,118 --> 00:29:46,019
one guy all the time.
718
00:29:46,119 --> 00:29:48,589
So hip hop is a
multi sound genre.
719
00:29:48,689 --> 00:29:51,491
You can have multiple
things going on at once.
720
00:29:51,592 --> 00:29:55,062
Doesn't matter how if you're
20 years old or 40 years
721
00:29:55,162 --> 00:29:57,965
old or whatever, it's
a beautiful culture
722
00:29:58,065 --> 00:29:59,032
and I love all of it.
723
00:29:59,132 --> 00:30:01,668
So I think that we
should all as writers
724
00:30:01,768 --> 00:30:05,539
get out of your comfort
zone and spread your wings
725
00:30:05,639 --> 00:30:07,407
and expand with your sound.
726
00:30:07,441 --> 00:30:09,877
Yeah, I really like that.
727
00:30:09,977 --> 00:30:13,280
Before I let you
go, I want to talk
728
00:30:13,413 --> 00:30:14,648
about that idea of being more.
729
00:30:14,748 --> 00:30:16,316
We know you for the music.
730
00:30:16,416 --> 00:30:18,018
We know you for being in
the restaurant business
731
00:30:18,118 --> 00:30:20,120
and doing extremely well,
being successful with that.
732
00:30:20,220 --> 00:30:21,288
We also getting in--
733
00:30:21,421 --> 00:30:22,422
Somebody said
it, Sweet Chick.
734
00:30:22,522 --> 00:30:23,423
Yeah, you've been there?
- Yeah.
735
00:30:23,523 --> 00:30:24,424
All right.
736
00:30:24,524 --> 00:30:25,759
It's phenomenal,
people love it.
737
00:30:25,859 --> 00:30:27,427
And you know, I remember eating
and someone was like, you
738
00:30:27,461 --> 00:30:28,595
know Nas owns this chicken.
739
00:30:28,695 --> 00:30:30,998
I was like, this chicken
that I'm holding right now?
740
00:30:31,098 --> 00:30:32,833
It was a weird way that
someone said it to me.
741
00:30:32,933 --> 00:30:34,701
But you're also
getting involved
742
00:30:34,801 --> 00:30:36,169
in a different type
of storytelling,
743
00:30:36,270 --> 00:30:37,437
which is in film.
744
00:30:37,471 --> 00:30:41,041
You know, I know that you
directed a documentary.
745
00:30:41,141 --> 00:30:42,309
Yeah.
746
00:30:42,442 --> 00:30:45,445
You know, that talks about
the Supreme world of like,
747
00:30:45,479 --> 00:30:47,514
it was this
underworld in Queens,
748
00:30:47,614 --> 00:30:50,851
and I know you're also involved
in a really fascinating story
749
00:30:50,951 --> 00:30:52,252
about the Civil Rights icons.
750
00:30:52,352 --> 00:30:54,187
Everybody, Malcolm X, Martin
Luther King Jr., et cetera.
751
00:30:54,288 --> 00:30:55,322
Yeah, yeah.
752
00:30:55,455 --> 00:30:57,691
What is it about that
world that entices you?
753
00:30:57,791 --> 00:31:00,561
Why are you stepping
into documentaries,
754
00:31:00,661 --> 00:31:03,130
filmmaking, et cetera,
and doing well at it?
755
00:31:03,230 --> 00:31:04,631
I'm a movie buff.
I love films.
756
00:31:04,731 --> 00:31:05,966
For real?
757
00:31:06,066 --> 00:31:08,235
And, yeah, I love films, I
love 'em, love 'em, love 'em.
758
00:31:08,402 --> 00:31:10,637
I was, Halloween I was
going Friday the 13th crazy.
759
00:31:10,737 --> 00:31:11,772
I was doing Halloween crazy.
760
00:31:11,872 --> 00:31:13,941
I went to see Halloween
Ends and all of that.
761
00:31:14,041 --> 00:31:14,942
It was a whole thing.
762
00:31:15,042 --> 00:31:16,276
What's your favorite film?
763
00:31:16,410 --> 00:31:17,911
What is like the movie that
you can never get enough of,
764
00:31:18,011 --> 00:31:20,781
you watch it over
and over and over?
765
00:31:20,881 --> 00:31:23,917
Beat Street, the old
school hip hop film.
766
00:31:24,017 --> 00:31:25,319
[cheering]
767
00:31:25,419 --> 00:31:26,320
OK.
768
00:31:26,420 --> 00:31:27,588
That's my favorite.
769
00:31:27,688 --> 00:31:30,557
Then it comes The Godfathers
and all of that stuff.
770
00:31:30,657 --> 00:31:31,758
OK, OK.
771
00:31:31,858 --> 00:31:34,161
You know, Godfather's
a family movie, you know?
772
00:31:34,261 --> 00:31:36,964
It's a beautiful
thing, you know?
773
00:31:37,064 --> 00:31:40,234
But yeah, I love films,
I love Steven Spielberg.
774
00:31:40,334 --> 00:31:42,236
I rapped about him on
one of my first raps.
775
00:31:42,336 --> 00:31:44,338
And I always wanted
to get into it.
776
00:31:44,438 --> 00:31:48,208
So the Supreme Team was
one about an underworld
777
00:31:48,308 --> 00:31:49,843
organization in
Queens long ago.
778
00:31:49,943 --> 00:31:51,178
We hear about the
Gottis and all
779
00:31:51,278 --> 00:31:53,080
of those, John Gotti
and stuff, but we
780
00:31:53,180 --> 00:31:54,114
never really hear about this.
781
00:31:54,214 --> 00:31:56,183
So I like to uncover
things, the good,
782
00:31:56,283 --> 00:31:57,951
the bad, the ugly in America.
783
00:31:58,051 --> 00:31:59,887
And this story was
some innocent people
784
00:31:59,987 --> 00:32:00,988
and some people are guilty.
785
00:32:01,088 --> 00:32:02,456
Some are innocent probably.
786
00:32:02,556 --> 00:32:05,726
But the new one, The
Invaders that just came out,
787
00:32:05,826 --> 00:32:07,794
you can catch it on
Apple, Amazon Prime,
788
00:32:07,895 --> 00:32:11,398
it's about this organization
of musicians, intellectuals,
789
00:32:11,431 --> 00:32:13,800
Vietnam vets who
got together who
790
00:32:13,901 --> 00:32:17,771
were trying to strike against
a garbage truck company--
791
00:32:17,871 --> 00:32:18,972
Yeah.
792
00:32:19,072 --> 00:32:21,308
--Where someone was
killed in this faulty truck.
793
00:32:21,408 --> 00:32:23,577
And there was no pensions,
the money was bad.
794
00:32:23,677 --> 00:32:25,579
And Martin Luther
King came down there
795
00:32:25,679 --> 00:32:28,749
and he stood with
the Memphis people,
796
00:32:28,849 --> 00:32:31,285
the people that were
striking and he found
797
00:32:31,418 --> 00:32:32,486
out who the Invaders were.
798
00:32:32,586 --> 00:32:34,655
And they wanted to
protect the march,
799
00:32:34,755 --> 00:32:36,123
because the first
March was bad.
800
00:32:36,223 --> 00:32:37,524
Yeah, yeah.
801
00:32:37,624 --> 00:32:39,560
Of course, we know the
end, how Martin Luther
802
00:32:39,660 --> 00:32:42,863
King you know, what happens.
803
00:32:42,963 --> 00:32:45,065
But there's another
look into that story
804
00:32:45,165 --> 00:32:46,266
through the eyes
of the Invaders.
805
00:32:46,433 --> 00:32:47,234
Right.
806
00:32:47,334 --> 00:32:48,869
And most of them
are still alive.
807
00:32:48,969 --> 00:32:50,704
And it's a really good picture.
808
00:32:50,804 --> 00:32:54,541
And 1967, and it's amazing.
809
00:32:54,641 --> 00:32:57,711
So there's so many stories to
uncover all over the world.
810
00:32:57,811 --> 00:32:58,712
And here's my world.
811
00:32:58,812 --> 00:32:59,880
I want to talk about it.
812
00:32:59,980 --> 00:33:01,682
Another one besides
Sweet Chick, I got to tag
813
00:33:01,782 --> 00:33:04,418
is COTE, Michelin
star restaurant, COTE.
814
00:33:04,518 --> 00:33:05,452
You got to go.
815
00:33:05,552 --> 00:33:07,020
You got to go.
- That's you?
816
00:33:07,120 --> 00:33:08,088
Yeah.
817
00:33:08,188 --> 00:33:09,389
I'm, it's not me,
but I'm a part of it.
818
00:33:09,489 --> 00:33:10,390
Yeah, but still, that's you.
819
00:33:10,490 --> 00:33:12,759
Yeah, that's me.
820
00:33:12,859 --> 00:33:14,061
- Wow!
- Yeah.
821
00:33:14,161 --> 00:33:15,429
- Man of many talents.
- Thank you, man.
822
00:33:15,529 --> 00:33:17,030
I appreciate you.
Congratulations again.
823
00:33:17,130 --> 00:33:18,098
Thank you.
824
00:33:18,198 --> 00:33:19,933
Thank you so much
for coming on the show.
825
00:33:20,033 --> 00:33:22,069
Kings Disease 3 is out now.
826
00:33:22,169 --> 00:33:23,070
Nas, everybody.
827
00:33:23,170 --> 00:33:24,204
We're going to
take a quick break.
828
00:33:24,304 --> 00:33:26,673
We'll be right back after this.
829
00:33:33,780 --> 00:33:37,350
[cheering]
830
00:33:37,450 --> 00:33:38,552
Well, that's our
show for tonight.
831
00:33:38,652 --> 00:33:40,253
But before we
go-- before we go,
832
00:33:40,353 --> 00:33:43,757
please consider donating
to City Harvest, right?
833
00:33:43,857 --> 00:33:46,159
This is a New York
City organization,
834
00:33:46,259 --> 00:33:49,196
and they're actually New York's
first and largest food rescue
835
00:33:49,296 --> 00:33:52,666
organization that has delivered
more than 1 billion pounds
836
00:33:52,766 --> 00:33:55,202
of nutritious food to
pantries and soup kitchens
837
00:33:55,302 --> 00:33:56,336
across the city.
838
00:33:56,436 --> 00:33:58,004
So if you can support
their work in any way
839
00:33:58,104 --> 00:34:00,207
in fighting food insecurity,
then please donate at the
840
00:34:00,307 --> 00:34:01,374
link below.
841
00:34:01,474 --> 00:34:02,609
Until next time,
stay safe out there.
842
00:34:02,709 --> 00:34:06,179
And, remember, the safest
investments are where
843
00:34:06,279 --> 00:34:07,848
you use other people's money.
844
00:34:07,948 --> 00:34:10,350
Now here it is,
your Moment of Zen.
845
00:34:10,450 --> 00:34:12,786
[music playing]
846
00:34:12,886 --> 00:34:14,688
Live television, gang.
847
00:34:14,788 --> 00:34:15,689
That's live TV for you.
848
00:34:15,789 --> 00:34:16,690
Excuse me.
849
00:34:16,790 --> 00:34:18,358
My kids are here.
Live television.
850
00:34:18,458 --> 00:34:19,359
We'll do it live!
851
00:34:19,459 --> 00:34:20,527
[bleep] it!
852
00:34:20,627 --> 00:34:22,596
Reporter Steve McGehee--
he was on the scene
853
00:34:22,696 --> 00:34:27,801
at the Garden and has more.
854
00:34:27,901 --> 00:34:30,937
[muted]