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This is The Daily Show with Trevor Noah.
[cheering]
What's going on, everybody? Welcome to The Daily Show.
I'm Trevor Noah.
Thank you so much for tuning in.
Thank you for coming out in person.
Thank you for coming. Thank you for coming.
Thank you for coming, everybody.
We've got a great show for you tonight.
Take a seat.
Let's get into this.
America denies the election deniers.
Lewis Black exposes young people who are secretly old.
And if you don't like crowds, well, you might
be living on the wrong planet.
So let's do this, people.
Let's jump straight into today's headlines.
[cheering]
[music playing]
All right, before we get into the big stories,
let's catch up on a few other things going on in the world,
starting with Taylor Swift.
This morning, tickets went on sale for the singer's
first tour in four years.
And so many fans rushed onto the Ticketmaster site
that it immediately crashed.
And no one could get tickets.
Yeah, Ticketmaster did Taylor Swift
so wrong-- she's already put out three albums about them.
[laughter]
They're going to learn their lesson.
[applause]
And, look, I know everyone thinks getting these tickets
is the most important thing in the world,
but it's really not.
All right?
If you don't get them, just relax.
Log off, you know?
Just give the site, like, a chance to cool down
and repair itself.
And then, you know, don't bother--
[laughter]
You-- you just chill.
Ah, all right, I got mine. You can go back on.
You do whatever you want.
[applause]
In labor news, Amazon is reportedly
planning to lay off up to 10,000 employees this week.
Yeah, the largest job cuts in the company's history.
And I don't even know how this is possible.
Right?
Me and everyone I know buy something on Amazon every day,
and then returns it the next day when we realize we didn't
actually need it anymore.
How are they not making money?
And I feel for all the Amazon workers
who are getting laid off.
But the silver lining is at least you can steal
great shit on the way out.
Yeah, no, at most offices, you can only take what, like,
a stapler.
But if you get fired from Amazon,
you've got, like, seven air fryers.
Just walking out of the warehouse like,
my Prime Day came early!
Oh, in international news, Europe
is on high alert tonight after Russian missiles aimed
at Ukraine hit Poland instead.
Yeah, which apparently could trigger a full NATO response.
Honestly, like, why do these world wars
always got to start in Poland?
It's like the Waffle House parking lot of Europe.
[laughter]
And, look, I don't want to scare anyone.
I don't want to scare anyone.
But this could be the beginning of World War III.
I don't want to scare you though.
I'm not saying it will be. It could be.
So, remember, this is a good time to just, like, spend time
with your family, you know?
Put down your phones.
And just spend some-- four more tickets!
Yes, suckers!
[applause]
I'm going to be the front row by myself.
All right.
All right, let's move on to some of the biggest stories
of the day, starting with the latest on the midterms,
which, yes, the votes are somehow still being counted.
I think election officials are using their finger--
I don't know.
The point is we need to be patient.
But it's becoming increasingly clear
that the American people-- or at least the half of them who
actually voted-- have delivered a split decision,
with Democrats taking the Senate and Republicans all but
certain to win control of the House, which means
that in order for America to succeed,
Democrats and Republicans will have to work together.
So America will not succeed.
[laughter]
[applause]
It's kind of a weird situation for America to be in.
Having a split Congress is like being
raised by two parents who don't see eye to eye on anything.
Like, one parent wants you to take ballet lessons.
And the other parent thinks ballet lessons
are a communist plot to turn you trans.
And neither parent wants you to ask questions about who
killed Jeffrey Epstein.
But the midterms weren't just about who runs DC.
It turns out they were also about who runs the states.
And in Arizona, a closely-watched governor's
race has finally been called.
REPORTER: This morning, another major symbolic defeat
for former President Donald Trump in the midterms,
Democrat Katie Hobbs narrowly beating Republican Kari
Lake for Arizona Governor.
Lake had been one of Mr. Trump's most prominent allies
in the midterms and one of the staunchest supporters
of his false claims, denying the results
of the 2020 election.
Lake continuing to question her own race's
results last night, tweeting, "Arizonans
know BS when they see it."
Yes, apparently, they do.
Oh.
They do.
[cheering]
But I guess in the least surprising plot twist ever,
a woman who ran on a platform of denying election results
is now denying her election results.
And, in a way, I bet she's relieved that she lost.
Yeah, because if she won, then what?
She would have had to deny herself.
It would have shattered her reality.
It would be like TLC meeting a scrub and liking him.
[laughter]
What?
It turns out a scrub is a guy who can get love from me?
What?
You know what?
I'm going to go chase some waterfalls.
Anyway, this is a lot for Kari Lake.
So, please-- please, let's give her some
space as she goes through the five
stages of Republican grief--
denial, denial, denial, pooping in Nancy
Pelosi's office, and denial.
[applause]
But, remember-- remember, the reason
this result has big implications
is because with Kari losses--
with Kari Lake's loss, rather, every election denier
running for governor or secretary of state
in a swing state has now lost their races,
which is huge for democracy-- a huge victory.
[applause]
You know?
This is just like in those horror films
where they kill the monster, and then
he never comes back again.
You did it, Democrats!
Now leave the knife on the counter
and go take a sexy shower upstairs.
Yeah.
But enough about the midterms.
Enough about that.
The campaign is over, and it's time for the parties
to govern.
I'm shitting you.
That's not going to happen.
It's actually time for the parties
to campaign for the next election.
I don't know why, but America loves campaigning.
It's like you campaign to campaign,
campaign to campaign.
It never ends.
It's like seeing someone who's only interested in foreplay.
You like that? You ready?
Yeah?
Well, let's put your clothes back on and start again.
Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah.
What's your name?
Oh, yeah, let's do that again.
Anyway, as everyone prepares themselves
for what the 2024 race will be like with Trump,
there's one party--
there's one part that will be different this time.
And that is one of Trump's biggest ass lickers
is going to be leaving his ass very dry.
REPORTER: Nearly two years after a mob of Donald Trump's
supporters attacked the Capitol,
disrupting the transfer of power and chanting,
hang Mike Pence--
["hang mike pence" chant]
--Trump's once loyal vice president
is finally telling his story about what happened that day.
The president's words were reckless.
And his actions were reckless.
The president's words that day at the rally
endangered me and my family and everyone
at the Capitol building.
Given all that you witnessed in the Capitol on that day,
this is a pretty straightforward
question, a yes or no.
Do you believe that Donald Trump should
ever be president again?
David, I think that's up to the American people.
But I think we'll have better choices in the future.
Hell yeah.
Good for Mike Pence, telling Donald Trump,
you almost got me and my family killed,
which is why I am now prepared to say that it's
possible there are better alternatives
to you in the next election.
Although that decision will be up to the American people.
You tell him, Mike Pence!
Ooh, you tell him.
Woo!
[applause]
For real, though, man, it's a simple question.
Do you support Trump or not?
I can't believe Mike Pence is the one leaving us hanging.
And I know-- I know why he's doing this, right?
I know why he's doing it.
He doesn't want to go too hard against Trump
because he's still hoping to win over Trump's voters
if he runs for president, which is so delusional.
Trump's people were the ones who wanted to kill him.
[laughter]
The only reason they would elect him president
is so that they know for sure where he lived why.
Would they vote for you?
And even if that strategy works,
it still makes him a punk-ass bitch.
[laughter]
It does.
[cheering]
I'm sorry, but this--
this is not the type of man you want leading
the United States, all right?
You can't even say the thing out loud.
If Pence was president, forget China.
Canada would be invading.
Yeah, it's like, oh, sorry, sorry.
We going to take Oregon, eh?
Oh, it just seems so easy.
Sorry, sorry, eh?
But let's move on to some international news right now.
If you're going through a breakup,
your friends might be telling you that there
are lots of people out there.
And they're right.
In fact, they're more right today than ever before.
The UN says there'll be a new milestone in human development
as the world population is expected to hit 8
billion today.
The agency adds that this unprecedented growth
is due to improvements in public health,
medicine, and high levels of fertility in some countries.
This is staggering when you consider that 100 years ago,
according to the UN, the global population was 2 billion
or under.
Now it's 8 billion.
Hell yeah, 8 billion people, everybo--
8 billion people on Earth.
I didn't need the UN to tell me this.
I could already tell there were 8 billion people
because every single one of them
was ahead of me for Taylor Swift tickets in line.
[laughter]
[applause]
And I'm proud.
I am proud of all of us people.
Because say what you want about the human race.
But one thing is for sure.
We're [bleep].
Yeah, congratulations to everyone for smashing.
And, yes, some people are working harder than others.
But the rest of us deserve some credit too.
[laughter]
I kind of wish that the UN didn't
even announce this because it feels like bragging, you know?
Yeah, like, I feel like COVID is going
to see that we hit a new population milestone
and be like, well, I saw them hit 8 billion,
and I took that personal.
I saw that.
I was like, I might come back.
And, by the way, I get now why the United Nations
never actually does anything.
Yeah, people are like, can you maybe stop the war in Ukraine?
And they're like, sorry, we're kind of busy.
7,200,000,001, 7,200,000,002, 7 billion--
And a lot of people are worried that 8 billion people
is too much and that we need some way
to control overpopulation.
Although I find it interesting that those people
never think of themselves as part of the problem.
Yeah, there's always people who are like,
Earth is too crowded.
We got to get rid of some of these people.
You're like, how about you? You're people.
No, not me.
I meant like China or something.
Come on.
What are you talking about?
And, honestly, I don't think it's a problem.
Yeah, I think it's a myth.
I think we can handle the Earth's population
if we just do a better job of distributing its
resources, right?
But-- but--
[applause]
If we are going to reduce the population,
I think the smartest way to do it is just
to get rid of identical twins.
No, because it's a waste.
It's a complete waste, right?
We already have one of you.
Yeah, it's like having two copies of the same picture
on your phone.
Just delete one, easy.
And, please, wait.
Don't-- don't twist my words.
Don't get it twisted.
I don't want to hear identical twins being like, oh, Trevor,
are you saying you're going to kill my brother?
No, I'm not saying that.
I'm saying you have to.
[laughter]
[applause]
All right, that's it for the headlines.
But before we go to a break, let's
check in on the weather with the one
and only Desi Lydic, everybody.
[cheering]
Desi, good to have you back.
Seasons are changing, so what's the weather looking like?
I don't know, Trevor.
It's cold.
It's cold outside.
It's cold in here.
You can't escape it.
Although your nipples are trying to.
I can see them through your shirt.
Desi, why would you tell the people that?
You know why?
You know why, Trevor?
Because it's the truth, OK?
And if there's one thing that we learned from the midterms,
it's the power of telling the truth.
The candidates who lied about the election-- they lost.
And the ones who told the truth won.
So from now on, I am addicted to telling the truth--
and also shoplifting, which I needed to say because I'm
now telling the truth.
Now I feel like I shouldn't be wearing that watch that you
got me for my birthday.
Oh, no, no, don't worry.
I didn't shoplift that.
I found it in Ronny's dressing room.
[laughter]
Here's another truth.
Katie Hobbs's victory wasn't just a win for truth.
It was a win for women.
Now there are a record 12 women governors
serving at the same time.
[cheering]
12.
TREVOR NOAH: That's amazing.
12 out of 50--
that's almost half of half.
And only one of them almost got kidnapped last year.
We're doing it, ladies!
[cheering]
Yeah.
Yeah, hopefully, what happened in Arizona leads
to more politicians telling the truth.
Yeah, exactly.
I mean, we even saw Mike Pence coming around to the
truth today.
I mean, he won't admit that his body is 70% mayonnaise yet.
But he did come out and say that he doesn't like
when people try to hang him.
So brave of him to speak his truth while promoting a book,
you know?
This just goes to show that people
need to stand up to their bullies
and tell them the truth.
Speaking of which, Trevor, you got anything you want to say
to me, you little bitch?
[laughter]
No-- no, ma'am. DESI LYDIC: Huh?
No.
DESI LYDIC: No? - No.
- No? - My underwear's still torn.
No.
[laughter]
That's what I [bleep] thought.
Look--
[laughter]
My buddy, I'm the bully here.
I laugh at you.
I'm sorry.
Look, I-- I just want to say, as long as we're telling
the truth, I'm going to tell one of the hardest truths
of all right here on the air tonight
in front of 8 billion people.
I assume they all watch.
Trevor, I don't know how to do the weather.
I don't.
I really don't.
[applause]
Thank you.
They get it.
Thank you.
I don't know what a low-pressure system is.
I don't know how tornadoes work.
What even is a windchill?
Does it make us cold, or is it the wind that's cold?
I don't know.
Well, as long as we're all telling truths, Desi,
we all knew you couldn't do the weather.
[laughter]
What did you say to me, bitch?
Nothing, nothing.
Desi Lydic, everyone.
Thank you for the weather, Desi.
Thank you so much.
Fantastic weather.
I appreciate you so much.
All right, when we come back, Lewis Black
is going to expose young people who are faking being old.
So don't go away.
[cheering]
[applause]
[cheering]
Welcome back to The Daily Show.
When a news story falls through the cracks,
Lewis Black catches it for a segment we call Back in Black.
As a man in the entertainment industry,
I do everything I can to cling to youth,
like a 60-year-old Tom Cruise clinging
to the side of a helicopter.
Oh, and don't tell the casting people at Eurphoria that I'm
not actually in my early 20s.
I'm up for a juicy role as Zendaya's little brother.
Wish me luck.
But lately I've been noticing a new trend.
Young people are starting to act like older people.
It's subtle, but once you notice it,
you start seeing it everywhere, especially
if you're at dinner at 4 PM.
It's the early bird special for young folks.
The elderly have long been the butt of jokes about early bird
dining, but now, a younger generation is embracing
the early bird special.
The busier times used to start at 8:00 PM,
but nowadays it definitely starts on the earlier side.
A pizza joint in lower Manhattan
is also booking tables earlier and earlier.
Just look at all these early bird reservations.
With so many people working from home during the pandemic,
employees are eager to get out of their homes
as soon as the workday ends, which is definitely
contributing to the shift.
Are you shitting me?
Young people stealing all the early bird reservations?
Seniors need those spots.
They have to be in bed by 7:30 or else all their organs
slide into their ankles.
This has to end though.
Old people eating early is part of the social contract.
Old people get the early restaurant spots,
and in exchange, young people get
to not watch old people eat.
It's about privacy!
Old people don't walk into your bedroom
and watch you have energetic, robust sex.
They watch through the window, because they
respect boundaries.
And it's one thing for young people
to claim seniors restaurant reservations,
but now they're claiming something even more sacred.
The discounts.
One surprising trend now among young people,
signing up for benefits from the AARP.
The Wall Street Journal finding 20-somethings as new card
carriers in an effort to snag discounts
amid inflation, showing it's not just
for the 50 and older crowd.
In my head it was always something for senior citizens.
28-year-old Marissa Schwartz says she learned a lot about
AARP benefits through TikTok, and couldn't help
but join in on the savings.
Contrary to popular belief, you
can be any age to join AARP.
The benefits are awesome.
Back the [bleep] off!
Old people earn those AARP memberships!
Those AARP memberships fair and square by not dying.
And a bad economy is no excuse.
Did I horn in on a senior citizen discount
to get me through the Great Depression?
No!
Because I wasn't alive during the Great Depression,
you assholes.
How old do you think I am?
You're going to blow my shot at Euphoria!
I just hope these underage AARP members don't find out
the secret perks of the card.
I don't want to brag, but I can shoplift as much as I want.
And if I get caught, I flash this,
and they assume I'm just senile and let me go.
[laughs]
You thought I was a deranged man,
but now I've got a free giant bag of birdseed, suckers!
I don't even have a bird!
All that seed is for me.
Who's the deranged man now?
But I get it, I get it, it's fun to eat early and get
discounts on catheters.
But there's one, there's one aspect
of elder culture that the youth might want
to avoid, getting scammed.
From TikTok to Instagram, teens are being
victimized on everyday apps.
In fact, a new study finds some tech savvy
Gen Zers are falling for online scams
at a higher rate than their grandparents.
A study from Social Catfish shows
the top scams targeting teens are
sextortion plots against boys.
The FBI says scammers pose as attractive women
on social media and send nude photos to the victim,
demanding they do the same and send them money.
Talent scout scams are on the rise too.
Users on Instagram and TikTok receive DMs offering modeling
and acting opportunities.
Scammers then ask for a fee to apply,
but of course, there's no talent job in sight.
Another common scam is student loan forgiveness.
Scammers are creating fake student
loan websites, tricking people into providing
their bank info.
Ha, ha, ha, ha!
Who's bad at technology now, you pimply little [bleep]??
But look, if the guy who was only recently a teen boy,
a wink, I sympathize.
If I had TikTok in my youth, my brain
would also be a gullible bowl of horny porridge.
But still, I'm worried about where this acting older
trend could go.
I mean, what's next?
Stealing all the best rooms at the retirement community?
Overcrowded bingo halls?
Quitting your steady job behind a desk before you're even 40?
Can you even imagine something, doing
something that crazy, Trevor?
[applause]
Anyway, here's something I came up with that'll help
the kids from getting screwed.
Take a look.
Hi, I'm Lewis Black.
Are you an overconfident Gen Zer who thinks you're
immune from getting took?
Then you need Lewis Black's ScamSeeker.
ScamSeeker.
Oh, that's obviously a scam.
Look at her, now look at you.
Not happening.
Danger is everywhere online, and nobody's
told you that life sucks.
Good things don't just fall into your lap,
and nothing ever works out for the best.
This site will forgive my student loans if I just fill
out my Social Security number.
Scam!
You'll be paying those loans off until death.
Read a newspaper!
What's a newspaper?
Look, today's youth need a reality check.
Years of self esteem building is
resulting in dangerous levels of gullibility.
Wow, for 50 bucks I can audition for Riverdale.
That's a scam.
You got no talent, you got no charisma, you're a hack.
Thanks, Lewis.
Shut up!
So sign up for Lewis Black's ScamSeeker today.
Sounds lit!
So do I just give you my credit card number?
You know what?
Let me just take that card.
You can trust me, and so can you.
Lewis Black, everybody.
All right, stay tuned, because when we come back,
the baddest bodyguard in Wakanda,
Danai Gurira will be joining on the show.
You don't want to miss it.
Keep it going for Lewis, everybody!
[applause]
[cheering]
Welcome back to The Daily Show.
My guest tonight is an award-winning actor
and Tony-nominated playwright who
is currently starring in Black Panther Wakanda Forever.
[grunting]
Oh!
Oh.
You brought a spear in here!
You brought a spear in here.
I like it.
Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, put it down, put it,
you'll hurt yourself.
Come on.
It's all right, princess.
Small, small, girl, I am going to give you two options.
You can come to Wakanda conscious or unconscious.
You need to be conscious of the way that you look.
Walking around here all the ash on your head.
Oh, it's funny.
No, it's not.
Mm-hmm, I told you!
You look good.
Please welcome Danai Gurira.
[applause]
[cheering]
Hey, everybody.
Thank you.
So good to be here.
Danai Gurira, welcome back to The Daily Show.
Thank you, it's amazing to be back.
It is amazing to have you here,
especially on the heels of yet again, one of the most
successful films to come out.
The last I checked, Black Panther had grossed I think it
was like $330 or $340 million.
Everybody is loving the movie.
People are loving you in the movie.
I just watched it a few days ago,
and I know I'm biased because you're sitting here with me,
but I think you had some of the funniest lines in the film.
I also think you had some of the baddest,
like amazing fight scenes and choreography.
How does it feel?
Because this was such a long project.
There were so many ups and downs.
There was a pandemic.
There was the unfortunate loss of Chadwick.
Everything came together to create this moment.
Have you taken a moment to process it all?
Thank you.
Not yet, not yet.
I'm getting there, but it has been an amazing journey
and a tremendous one and a painful one
and an intense one, starting from the beginning when
we tragically lost our brother and our king, our
leader, Chadwick.
So really, coming back was all about honoring him.
So really it was, like Ryan always mentions,
a line my character says, which is, I gave everything.
Like that basically we came back with that,
like it was just about giving all we had to this,
and honoring him.
And so to have it come to a place
where people are enjoying it this much
and responding to it this well, I mean, it just feels,
it feels very full circle in the sense
that the goal was to honor him and the way Ryan beautifully
arced it to be something that honored
him, which involves I think something
that I think he would love, which is that it
is a full experience as well.
It really is.
As we walk through our grief with it at the same time.
It really is.
I notice people crying in the cinema.
Obviously, people were cheering,
people were laughing.
But it reminds you of what you want movies to be,
an experience.
And it was an authentic experience.
I enjoyed seeing how both the audience,
and then I felt like the cost had an experience of catharsis
that everyone got to say goodbye in a different way.
Everyone got to go through that.
When you look at this journey and where it's come,
look at how Black Panther has reshaped
how we see superheroes.
People have talked about how diversity has
never been the same on screen.
This is the first woman Black-led film
that Marvel has ever put out.
And it's crushing it.
People are loving it.
It's huge, it's momentous.
Yeah, I mean, that just means so much to hear,
because I mean, it is really something that I grew up,
the other big thing is that it's also African.
Yeah.
And like I grew up next door to you in Zimbabwe
and I hope was not too painful to the ear, our Xhosa,
but we're trying, we're working on it.
No, I appreciate it.
I always laugh with, Ryan Coogler is the director,
I say like, you chose one of the hardest languages
to just like, Xhosa, it's like, first of all,
it's an African language, but it's like, what if we
added clicks into it as well.
I know.
And I think the Xhosa's really well,
not just with the Xhosa, but I mean, you've got some,
like you could take Mayan in the movie,
and that's what makes it.
I'm not going to spoil the plot for anyone.
So if there's gaps, I'm doing that on purpose.
But you have a movie that now isn't
just talking about the African diaspora around the world.
You're also in this conversation about where
we've come from as peoples in South
America and Central America.
And it's all coming together in a really gripping way.
Well, the beauty of it is like that aspect
of that shared conversation.
Yes.
That Africa could have with that part of the world, which
is, we were both, we both went through a lot of imperialism.
We both went through colonization.
Yeah.
We both lost, Indigenous cultures
lost a lot through that very wretched process.
Right, right.
And so it's actually this reclaiming that we're
getting to see these two cultures mirror
each other as they do that.
And Wakanda has kept it and protected it, and then so
have the Talokaniles.
So it's this beautiful kind of reflection on each other,
which I just think is kind of unprecedented
and really, really exciting.
And I think--
It truly is.
Your character shines.
Some of my favorite lines, genuinely in the movie,
are yours.
Because here's the thing.
We met you as this bad-ass on screen, kicking ass, running,
I always said, do you know how bad-ass
you have to be the bodyguards for the Black Panther?
Do you know what I mean?
That scene in the casino, that first fight scene
where everyone's just like, who are you
and what are you doing.
And your character comes back.
The fight scenes are even more intense.
There's parts where you're fighting in the water,
and then you're not.
Were you actually doing that, by the way?
Yes.
I have a little bit of a torn muscle in my shoulder to prove
it, but it's all good now.
It's healed, it's healed.
So don't fret.
OK, like water fight scenes and--
Yeah, and the scene, what my character, yeah, the key thing
that the stuff on the bridge, all that stuff,
yeah, I had to, because there's no way I could,
to me, it's like, how do I do the role
if I'm not doing the role. She's a warrior.
Right.
And like I was coming from Walking Dead as well.
So I was used to, in Walking Dead, it was just like,
get out there and do it.
Go beat, go out there and beat somebody!
You know?
It's like, get it done.
So like I was used to just getting out there and just
getting it done.
And that's, and really acquainting
myself with the weapon.
And we did that so hard in the first one.
So in the second one, there was no exception.
I had to do my fights, I had to learn my fights.
And yeah, it was, it's a lot of work.
There's no way around the work.
But to me, that's actually how you become the character.
You can't become Okoye outside of how she knows how to fight.
And you have to keep doing it--
- It's a part of who she is. - Exactly.
So it needs to be a part of who you are.
Like I had to, I had to win.
That was my thing.
Like, I could not win.
This is General Okoye, this is you.
- Oh, crap, you might be right. - Yeah.
This is her. This is her.
Because we see your character on this journey.
And again, I won't spoil it, but what
we see on your character's journey
is her grappling with the idea that she's not in control.
Her grappling with the idea that she cannot protect
everybody, including herself.
Her grappling with the idea of failure,
which is such a personal experience for anybody
to share, first of all, but it's also vulnerable to have,
is to go, yeah, I am not what everybody needed me to be.
And you felt that pain in your character.
Oh, yeah.
And that's what I loved about how
Ryan like bifurcated the grief process
in different characters.
And my character, she just doesn't really
take care of herself that way.
So to actually, to have to get confronted with it
that way was the only way she was really going to be,
because she is so, I have to take care of everybody else.
I have to make sure this, she's got
the country on her shoulders.
I've got to keep it protected and secure.
I got to keep this family protected and secure
that she feels she's a part of.
Yes.
So the lines are all blurred between her job
and her personal experiences of losing her brother
and taking care of his family.
So yeah, it is definitely that sort of aspect of not being
able to hold everything down and not
being able to process her pain and her grief for herself.
Can I just say on behalf of everybody who
was a massive fan of the first film,
thank you for what you put into the second one.
Thank you for making it the film
that it is, for not cutting corners,
for enjoying it, for representing everybody
on and off the screen.
I appreciate you so much.
Thank you for joining me on the show.
Thank you, always a pleasure.
Such a pleasure having you.
Danai Gurira, everybody.
All right, we're going to take a quick break,
but we'll be right back after this.
Thank you, for real.
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Now here it is, your Moment of Zen.
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When I was trying to get Emma to date me, first thing I did,
I let the air out of her tires.
As someone who knows white, suburban women better
than anybody--
There was a woman--
I'm not going to describe her too in detail,
but she had tattoos, and she was not attractive.
Something sexy about that fat seal,
I just can't put my finger on it.
WOMAN: Yeah, he's got moves.
I haven't seen a lot of sexy fast food.
Are you talking about Wendy, the redhead
from the burger joint or--
If my Phillies win, I'm going to make him get naked.
I just wanted to thank you for sending us less porn.
If you keep dancing like this, even I might vote for Hillary.
Charlie Sheen said when someone asked him
why he had prostitutes, he goes,
oh, I don't pay them to have sex with me.
I pay them to leave.
You know, I think I have a very good ear for sexism.