1 00:00:02,436 --> 00:00:03,937 Coming to you from New York City, 2 00:00:04,037 --> 00:00:07,741 the only city in America, it's The Daily Show! 3 00:00:07,841 --> 00:00:12,212 Tonight, Trump is back in the race. 4 00:00:12,312 --> 00:00:14,548 How we got Black Friday. 5 00:00:14,648 --> 00:00:17,184 And Jonathan Majors. 6 00:00:17,284 --> 00:00:21,788 This is The Daily Show with Trevor Noah. 7 00:00:21,889 --> 00:00:22,789 [applause] 8 00:00:22,890 --> 00:00:29,897 [cheering] 9 00:00:31,632 --> 00:00:33,734 What's going on everybody? 10 00:00:33,834 --> 00:00:34,935 Welcome to The Daily Show. 11 00:00:35,035 --> 00:00:36,637 I'm Trevor Noah, thank you so much for tuning in 12 00:00:36,737 --> 00:00:39,006 and thank you for coming out in person. 13 00:00:39,106 --> 00:00:40,908 Thank you for being here, everybody. 14 00:00:41,008 --> 00:00:42,843 We've got a great show for you tonight. 15 00:00:42,943 --> 00:00:44,611 Take a seat, let's get into it. 16 00:00:44,711 --> 00:00:45,612 Take a seat. 17 00:00:45,712 --> 00:00:47,314 We're going to find out why Beyonce 18 00:00:47,414 --> 00:00:49,316 and Jay-Z might have beef. 19 00:00:49,416 --> 00:00:51,585 We'll see where Black Friday came from. 20 00:00:51,685 --> 00:00:53,754 And if you loved the Trump administration, then 21 00:00:53,854 --> 00:00:56,256 oh boy, have I got some great news for you. 22 00:00:56,356 --> 00:00:57,624 So, let's do this people, let's jump 23 00:00:57,724 --> 00:01:04,731 straight into today's headlines. 24 00:01:05,866 --> 00:01:08,068 All right, before we get into the big stories, 25 00:01:08,135 --> 00:01:11,338 let's catch up on a few other things going on in the world, 26 00:01:11,438 --> 00:01:13,740 starting with the Grammy Awards. 27 00:01:13,841 --> 00:01:17,244 Yesterday, the full list of nominations was announced 28 00:01:17,344 --> 00:01:22,249 and Beyonce is leading the pack with nine nominations, which 29 00:01:22,349 --> 00:01:27,087 amazingly, which amazingly, ties her 30 00:01:27,154 --> 00:01:30,424 with her husband Jay-Z for the all time record 31 00:01:30,524 --> 00:01:33,093 of 83 nominations. 32 00:01:33,126 --> 00:01:38,732 Yeah, yeah, makes your hashtag marriage goals look like shit. 33 00:01:38,832 --> 00:01:40,534 Oh, and congratulations to Amanda Gorman, 34 00:01:40,634 --> 00:01:42,503 the poet who got her first nomination 35 00:01:42,603 --> 00:01:44,671 for Best Spoken Word Album. 36 00:01:44,771 --> 00:01:45,672 That's pretty amazing. 37 00:01:45,772 --> 00:01:47,307 Congratulations to her. 38 00:01:47,407 --> 00:01:50,177 And to Joe Biden, who got a nomination for best 39 00:01:50,277 --> 00:01:52,579 we think those words album? 40 00:01:52,679 --> 00:01:54,214 Well done, sir, well done. 41 00:01:54,314 --> 00:01:55,616 In tech news. 42 00:01:55,716 --> 00:01:58,952 Elon Musk is continuing his makeover of Twitter 43 00:01:59,119 --> 00:02:01,288 by telling employees that from now 44 00:02:01,388 --> 00:02:03,924 on, the work environment will be quote, 45 00:02:04,057 --> 00:02:06,393 "extremely hard core." 46 00:02:06,493 --> 00:02:09,229 Yeah, and they should prepare themselves. 47 00:02:09,329 --> 00:02:11,431 But if anyone insults him, he'll call his mommy 48 00:02:11,532 --> 00:02:13,567 and fire them. 49 00:02:13,667 --> 00:02:16,236 That's not hard core, it's just mean. 50 00:02:16,336 --> 00:02:17,604 And by the way, I don't know if he afford 51 00:02:17,704 --> 00:02:19,139 to fire any more employees. 52 00:02:19,239 --> 00:02:21,508 He's already fired half of the company. 53 00:02:21,608 --> 00:02:23,210 Pretty soon Elon Musk is going to be the only one 54 00:02:23,310 --> 00:02:24,578 working at Twitter. 55 00:02:24,678 --> 00:02:26,246 We're going to be sitting there like, why haven't my tweets 56 00:02:26,346 --> 00:02:27,481 updated for like 20 minutes? 57 00:02:27,581 --> 00:02:29,082 And Elon will be like, sorry, I was taking a shit, 58 00:02:29,116 --> 00:02:30,584 it was so hard core. 59 00:02:30,684 --> 00:02:32,553 All right, where was I? 60 00:02:32,653 --> 00:02:36,223 Oh, in international news, NATO has announced 61 00:02:36,323 --> 00:02:39,593 that the stray missiles that hit Poland yesterday 62 00:02:39,693 --> 00:02:42,896 were not fired by Russia after all as was reported. 63 00:02:42,996 --> 00:02:45,566 Yeah, they were actually Ukrainian missiles 64 00:02:45,666 --> 00:02:49,469 being launched against Russian attackers. 65 00:02:49,570 --> 00:02:51,538 So the good news, is that NATO doesn't have 66 00:02:51,638 --> 00:02:53,373 to go to war against Russia. 67 00:02:53,473 --> 00:02:56,109 The bad news is, it now has to go against Ukraine. 68 00:02:56,143 --> 00:02:57,845 Yeah, rules are rules. 69 00:02:57,945 --> 00:02:59,246 The rules are rules. 70 00:02:59,346 --> 00:03:00,881 I'm just glad it wasn't what we thought it was. 71 00:03:01,048 --> 00:03:04,051 And Poland is like, we still got bombed! 72 00:03:04,084 --> 00:03:06,386 All right, let's move on to the big story of the day. 73 00:03:06,486 --> 00:03:08,255 As you know, America's midterm election 74 00:03:08,355 --> 00:03:09,857 was just one week ago. 75 00:03:09,957 --> 00:03:12,059 The votes in many districts are still being counted. 76 00:03:12,125 --> 00:03:14,094 The runoff for Georgia's Senate seat 77 00:03:14,194 --> 00:03:15,395 is still three weeks away. 78 00:03:15,495 --> 00:03:16,930 And Wolf Blitzer is still waking up 79 00:03:17,064 --> 00:03:19,066 in the middle of the night shouting, key race alert! 80 00:03:19,132 --> 00:03:20,767 Key race alert! 81 00:03:20,868 --> 00:03:25,272 My point is, the 2022 midterms are not over, 82 00:03:25,372 --> 00:03:27,574 which means now is the perfect time to start 83 00:03:27,674 --> 00:03:29,743 covering the 2024 election. 84 00:03:29,843 --> 00:03:36,850 [triumphant music] 85 00:03:39,086 --> 00:03:40,687 There have been so many times over the last two years 86 00:03:40,787 --> 00:03:42,789 when people have said that Donald Jobless 87 00:03:42,890 --> 00:03:45,559 Trump was finished for sure. 88 00:03:45,659 --> 00:03:46,994 They said he was finished when he 89 00:03:47,094 --> 00:03:48,862 lost to an ancient artifact. 90 00:03:48,962 --> 00:03:50,430 They said he was finished when he 91 00:03:50,531 --> 00:03:51,765 was impeached for throwing a house 92 00:03:51,865 --> 00:03:53,901 party without his parents' permission. 93 00:03:54,001 --> 00:03:55,936 When he got his hand stuck under the fridge 94 00:03:56,103 --> 00:03:57,337 trying to get a Cadbury Creme Egg 95 00:03:57,437 --> 00:03:58,405 that rolled underneath there. 96 00:03:58,505 --> 00:04:01,909 Just let go of the egg, Donald. 97 00:04:02,042 --> 00:04:03,477 One thing people don't realize is, Donald Trump 98 00:04:03,577 --> 00:04:05,579 doesn't care what anyone else thinks 99 00:04:05,679 --> 00:04:07,548 about his political future. 100 00:04:07,648 --> 00:04:10,117 And you saw that last night, because he swapped out 101 00:04:10,217 --> 00:04:12,819 the buffet table at Mar-a-Lago for American flags 102 00:04:12,920 --> 00:04:15,055 and made a big announcement. 103 00:04:15,088 --> 00:04:17,057 On stage at his South Florida estate, 104 00:04:17,157 --> 00:04:18,859 Donald Trump announcing the White House 105 00:04:18,959 --> 00:04:22,863 run he's hinted at ever since his 2020 election defeat. 106 00:04:22,963 --> 00:04:25,799 In order to make America great and glorious again, 107 00:04:25,899 --> 00:04:29,203 I am tonight announcing my candidacy for president 108 00:04:29,303 --> 00:04:31,104 of the United States. 109 00:04:31,205 --> 00:04:33,874 The former President, impeached twice, including 110 00:04:33,974 --> 00:04:36,476 for his role in the January 6 insurrection, 111 00:04:36,577 --> 00:04:38,745 placing himself at the head of a movement 112 00:04:38,846 --> 00:04:41,181 to take power back for his supporters. 113 00:04:41,281 --> 00:04:43,183 This is our country, our government. 114 00:04:43,283 --> 00:04:45,452 Now at the center of multiple investigations, 115 00:04:45,552 --> 00:04:48,222 Mr. Trump said a weaponized justice system is 116 00:04:48,322 --> 00:04:50,424 the greatest threat to the US. 117 00:04:50,524 --> 00:04:53,994 We must conduct a top to bottom overhaul 118 00:04:54,094 --> 00:04:57,097 to clean out the festering rot and corruption 119 00:04:57,164 --> 00:05:00,467 of Washington, DC. 120 00:05:00,567 --> 00:05:05,038 And I'm a victim, I will tell you, I'm a victim. 121 00:05:05,105 --> 00:05:08,642 That's right, folks, I'm the biggest victim of all. 122 00:05:08,742 --> 00:05:12,613 Every time I do something illegal, they come after me. 123 00:05:12,713 --> 00:05:14,515 I've done 30 illegal things. 124 00:05:14,615 --> 00:05:16,650 They've come after me at least 20 times. 125 00:05:16,750 --> 00:05:20,087 It's so unfair, so unfair. 126 00:05:20,187 --> 00:05:21,955 As ridiculous as this is, I'm actually glad 127 00:05:22,055 --> 00:05:24,591 he's being honest about why he's running. 128 00:05:24,691 --> 00:05:26,727 He's running for the same reason every shirtless guy 129 00:05:26,827 --> 00:05:27,728 on cops runs. 130 00:05:27,828 --> 00:05:31,365 The po-po is chasing him, he said it. 131 00:05:31,465 --> 00:05:33,867 But this is what Trump does. 132 00:05:33,967 --> 00:05:36,503 He's always the victim. 133 00:05:36,603 --> 00:05:40,474 The poor billionaire who only owns 15 golf courses 134 00:05:40,574 --> 00:05:42,142 and got to run the world's most powerful 135 00:05:42,242 --> 00:05:43,177 country for four years. 136 00:05:43,277 --> 00:05:46,313 Oh, woe is me, oh. 137 00:05:46,413 --> 00:05:47,614 If Trump was a prince in a fairy tale, 138 00:05:47,714 --> 00:05:48,916 the movie would suck and the princess 139 00:05:49,082 --> 00:05:50,250 would never get saved. 140 00:05:50,350 --> 00:05:51,285 You know? 141 00:05:51,385 --> 00:05:52,886 The dwarves would be like, please, we 142 00:05:52,986 --> 00:05:54,154 need you to save Snow White. 143 00:05:54,254 --> 00:05:56,924 And he's like, who's going to save me? 144 00:05:57,090 --> 00:05:59,193 Do you know how many stairs are in my castle? 145 00:05:59,293 --> 00:06:00,561 I'm so tired. 146 00:06:00,661 --> 00:06:02,863 Do you know how hard it is to pick from the lavish banquet 147 00:06:03,030 --> 00:06:04,698 my servers prepare for me? 148 00:06:04,798 --> 00:06:06,934 You'd be like, but she's poisoned to eternal sleep. 149 00:06:07,034 --> 00:06:09,503 He'd be like, I wish I could sleep. 150 00:06:09,603 --> 00:06:12,406 You know how hard it is to get comfortable in a bed of coins? 151 00:06:12,506 --> 00:06:14,808 So hard. 152 00:06:14,908 --> 00:06:16,944 But that's right, Trump is getting 153 00:06:17,044 --> 00:06:18,679 the old team back together for one more 154 00:06:18,779 --> 00:06:19,947 run at the White House. 155 00:06:20,047 --> 00:06:22,316 And of course, I say that metaphorically, since most 156 00:06:22,416 --> 00:06:23,517 of the old team is in jail. 157 00:06:23,617 --> 00:06:27,855 The point is though, he's officially in the race. 158 00:06:27,955 --> 00:06:29,923 And you have to admit, this is an interesting way to kick off 159 00:06:30,057 --> 00:06:31,124 your presidential campaign. 160 00:06:31,225 --> 00:06:34,161 Vote for me, I'm a whiny, pissed baby. 161 00:06:34,261 --> 00:06:35,796 Because that's what most of his speech was about. 162 00:06:35,896 --> 00:06:37,564 And apparently, he's not the only victim. 163 00:06:37,664 --> 00:06:40,567 No, according to the Donald, running 164 00:06:40,667 --> 00:06:44,571 America into the ground was also very hard on his family. 165 00:06:44,671 --> 00:06:47,574 And it hasn't been a joy ride for our great First 166 00:06:47,674 --> 00:06:48,809 Lady either. 167 00:06:48,909 --> 00:06:52,246 I go home and she says, you look angry and upset. 168 00:06:52,346 --> 00:06:55,482 I say, just leave me alone, I got it. 169 00:06:55,582 --> 00:06:57,184 Hasn't been the easiest thing. 170 00:06:57,284 --> 00:07:00,721 In fact, my one boy, stand up, Eric, I 171 00:07:00,821 --> 00:07:02,656 think he got more subpoenas than any man 172 00:07:02,756 --> 00:07:04,725 in the history of our country. 173 00:07:04,825 --> 00:07:06,660 So unfair. 174 00:07:06,760 --> 00:07:09,730 Al Capone, you all heard of the great gangster. 175 00:07:09,830 --> 00:07:12,399 Al Capone got far less. 176 00:07:12,499 --> 00:07:15,736 Billy the Kid got almost none. 177 00:07:15,836 --> 00:07:17,771 Jesse James, no. 178 00:07:17,871 --> 00:07:19,373 Eric Trump got more subpoenas. 179 00:07:19,473 --> 00:07:21,742 He's a PhD in subpoenas. 180 00:07:21,842 --> 00:07:26,914 They come from Congress, they. 181 00:07:27,047 --> 00:07:28,081 Yeah, that's right. 182 00:07:28,182 --> 00:07:30,284 No one suffered more from the Trump presidency 183 00:07:30,384 --> 00:07:32,286 than the Trump family. 184 00:07:32,386 --> 00:07:34,121 While the rest of you were living it up in your border 185 00:07:34,221 --> 00:07:36,123 cages and enjoying an endless buffet of COVID, 186 00:07:36,223 --> 00:07:39,726 Eric Trump was being asked to answer some questions. 187 00:07:39,826 --> 00:07:41,061 What a hard life. 188 00:07:41,128 --> 00:07:44,331 And look, to be fair, I will admit that Eric has gotten 189 00:07:44,431 --> 00:07:46,867 more subpoenas than gunslingers like Billy 190 00:07:46,967 --> 00:07:48,869 the Kid and Jesse James. 191 00:07:48,969 --> 00:07:50,404 And those guys in the Wild West, 192 00:07:50,504 --> 00:07:51,705 oh, they got a lot of subpoenas. 193 00:07:51,805 --> 00:07:58,779 We've all seen the movies. 194 00:08:05,686 --> 00:08:10,357 I have papers for Mr. Ugly. 195 00:08:10,457 --> 00:08:17,464 Is Mr. Ugly here? 196 00:08:23,036 --> 00:08:23,937 You know what? 197 00:08:24,037 --> 00:08:26,473 You guys look busy. 198 00:08:26,573 --> 00:08:32,946 I'll come back later, yeah? 199 00:08:33,046 --> 00:08:40,053 And by the way, by the way, that story that he told, 200 00:08:41,054 --> 00:08:43,557 that Trump told about him and Melania, 201 00:08:43,657 --> 00:08:45,125 was anyone else as surprised as I 202 00:08:45,225 --> 00:08:47,060 was to hear it was Trump telling 203 00:08:47,160 --> 00:08:49,930 Melania to leave him alone? 204 00:08:50,063 --> 00:08:51,865 Yeah, Melania was probably like, oh no, 205 00:08:51,965 --> 00:08:55,235 anything but that, oh. 206 00:08:55,335 --> 00:08:56,370 I'll give you some space. 207 00:08:56,470 --> 00:08:59,406 How about forever? 208 00:08:59,506 --> 00:09:03,510 Now you might be thinking this speech probably sucked, right? 209 00:09:03,610 --> 00:09:04,912 Because you're not a fan of Donald Trump. 210 00:09:05,012 --> 00:09:06,613 But it turns out, even the people 211 00:09:06,713 --> 00:09:10,784 who were there to see him didn't exactly want to stay. 212 00:09:10,884 --> 00:09:13,554 Trump displayed a fraction of his 2016 energy. 213 00:09:13,654 --> 00:09:15,756 The speech ran twice as long as scheduled 214 00:09:15,856 --> 00:09:19,593 and for long stretches, left his crowd restless and silent. 215 00:09:19,693 --> 00:09:21,695 This was teleprompter Trump. 216 00:09:21,795 --> 00:09:24,431 Low energy, very, very unusual. 217 00:09:24,531 --> 00:09:27,034 He started to get bored and started to ad lib, 218 00:09:27,134 --> 00:09:29,937 and it just turned into a rambling mess in my opinion. 219 00:09:30,037 --> 00:09:32,773 Candidly, he was quite subdued, low energy. 220 00:09:32,873 --> 00:09:34,441 I thought this speech tonight was lame. 221 00:09:34,541 --> 00:09:35,709 I thought the crowd was lame. 222 00:09:35,809 --> 00:09:39,246 Reporters inside the ballroom at Mar-a-Lago noticed 223 00:09:39,346 --> 00:09:41,315 a handful of Trump supporters attempting 224 00:09:41,415 --> 00:09:44,518 to leave before Trump was done speaking, 225 00:09:44,618 --> 00:09:47,521 but security won't let them. 226 00:09:47,621 --> 00:09:49,356 [laughs] 227 00:09:49,456 --> 00:09:51,058 Oh, damn! 228 00:09:51,124 --> 00:09:52,659 Say what you will about Trump, but the man takes 229 00:09:52,759 --> 00:09:53,894 his border security seriously. 230 00:09:54,061 --> 00:09:55,362 Nobody's getting out. 231 00:09:55,462 --> 00:09:59,132 We're going to build a wall, build a wall, keep them in. 232 00:09:59,233 --> 00:10:01,869 But for real though, you know a club is shitty when you need 233 00:10:01,969 --> 00:10:03,203 a bouncer to keep people in. 234 00:10:03,303 --> 00:10:05,672 That's when you know things are not going well. 235 00:10:05,772 --> 00:10:07,207 And I actually feel bad for the crowd. 236 00:10:07,307 --> 00:10:08,575 They were probably scared as hell. 237 00:10:08,675 --> 00:10:10,410 They're like, oh no, we're trapped in here, 238 00:10:10,511 --> 00:10:12,045 Trump has us locked up. 239 00:10:12,145 --> 00:10:13,614 He's locked us up. 240 00:10:13,714 --> 00:10:16,617 He's locked us up. 241 00:10:16,717 --> 00:10:17,918 And you know. 242 00:10:18,018 --> 00:10:18,952 [applause] 243 00:10:19,052 --> 00:10:22,623 And you know, Trump aside, I will say, 244 00:10:22,723 --> 00:10:25,392 I will say it is a little strange. 245 00:10:25,492 --> 00:10:27,961 I'll be honest, I think it is a little strange 246 00:10:28,061 --> 00:10:31,064 that so many people in the news media 247 00:10:31,164 --> 00:10:35,736 were fixated on how boring the speech was. 248 00:10:35,836 --> 00:10:37,371 Like, who cares? 249 00:10:37,471 --> 00:10:40,707 For years they were like, this is not normal! 250 00:10:40,807 --> 00:10:43,443 And now they're like, this is too normal! 251 00:10:43,544 --> 00:10:45,212 Say something about the Mexicans. 252 00:10:45,312 --> 00:10:48,482 We need ratings, Donald. 253 00:10:48,582 --> 00:10:51,185 Now, despite Trump's triumphant return, the word on the street 254 00:10:51,285 --> 00:10:53,654 is that he might not have the support that he needs to win. 255 00:10:53,754 --> 00:10:55,856 Yeah, apparently, Republican elites are clamoring 256 00:10:55,956 --> 00:10:57,391 for Ron DeSantis, all right. 257 00:10:57,491 --> 00:10:59,760 Major Republican donors have announced that they 258 00:10:59,860 --> 00:11:01,395 won't back Trump this time. 259 00:11:01,495 --> 00:11:02,729 Even Ivanka released a statement 260 00:11:02,829 --> 00:11:04,498 saying she doesn't want to be a part of the campaign. 261 00:11:04,598 --> 00:11:07,067 Instead, she wants to focus on her family. 262 00:11:07,134 --> 00:11:08,268 Which, of course, I understand. 263 00:11:08,368 --> 00:11:11,972 I mean, she's got that adorable little boy at home. 264 00:11:12,072 --> 00:11:14,808 And I think she has kids, you know. 265 00:11:14,908 --> 00:11:17,344 So yeah, a lot of major players in the Republican world 266 00:11:17,444 --> 00:11:19,713 are not thrilled that Donald Trump is running again. 267 00:11:19,813 --> 00:11:24,685 Although apparently, many Democrats are happy. 268 00:11:24,785 --> 00:11:27,721 Yeah, including people like Bernie Sanders, who said 269 00:11:27,821 --> 00:11:31,158 Trump running may be a horror show for the country, 270 00:11:31,258 --> 00:11:35,529 but "I got to say that as a politician who wants to see 271 00:11:35,629 --> 00:11:37,531 that no Republican is elected to the White House 272 00:11:37,631 --> 00:11:41,001 in 2024, from that perspective, his candidacy 273 00:11:41,101 --> 00:11:44,805 is probably a good thing." 274 00:11:44,905 --> 00:11:48,775 And yeah, you know, Bernie is probably right. 275 00:11:48,876 --> 00:11:50,644 Democrats should be praying for Donald Trump 276 00:11:50,744 --> 00:11:53,113 to win the nomination so that they can easily crush 277 00:11:53,213 --> 00:11:54,481 him in the general election. 278 00:11:54,581 --> 00:11:58,018 Yeah, that kind of thinking has never horribly backfired. 279 00:11:58,118 --> 00:11:59,853 Just ask President Hillary Clinton. 280 00:11:59,953 --> 00:12:02,389 What could go wrong? 281 00:12:02,489 --> 00:12:04,625 But for real, people, are we really going to do this again? 282 00:12:04,725 --> 00:12:05,959 Are we going to do everything the same? 283 00:12:06,059 --> 00:12:08,195 The Democrats are going to hope to face Trump. 284 00:12:08,295 --> 00:12:09,796 The media is going to write him off 285 00:12:09,897 --> 00:12:11,164 because Republicans don't support him, 286 00:12:11,265 --> 00:12:12,299 forgetting that Republicans didn't 287 00:12:12,399 --> 00:12:13,467 support him the first time? 288 00:12:13,567 --> 00:12:15,335 Then he got on stage, roasted Chris Christie, 289 00:12:15,435 --> 00:12:17,304 slapped Jeb Bush so hard his whole family felt it. 290 00:12:17,404 --> 00:12:19,072 And then all of a sudden, the whole Republican Party 291 00:12:19,139 --> 00:12:21,074 was like, you are our king now. 292 00:12:21,108 --> 00:12:24,545 And Ted Cruz's wife is ugly. 293 00:12:24,645 --> 00:12:26,680 And before you say oh, but this time is different, 294 00:12:26,780 --> 00:12:27,814 we beat him already. 295 00:12:27,915 --> 00:12:30,083 Yeah, remember that he only lost to Joe Biden 296 00:12:30,150 --> 00:12:33,153 by 44,000 votes. 297 00:12:33,253 --> 00:12:36,356 And that was during a pandemic, where Trump told everyone 298 00:12:36,456 --> 00:12:37,558 to bleach their lungs. 299 00:12:37,658 --> 00:12:41,528 He's probably not going to do that again, probably. 300 00:12:41,628 --> 00:12:44,231 And you're probably like, yeah, but this year, all of Trump's 301 00:12:44,331 --> 00:12:45,566 MAGA election deniers lost. 302 00:12:45,666 --> 00:12:49,636 Yeah, but they lost by like 1%, 1%. 303 00:12:49,736 --> 00:12:52,840 Those are not [bleep] and find out margins, people. 304 00:12:52,940 --> 00:12:54,408 Those are the kind of margins with anything 305 00:12:54,508 --> 00:12:55,676 is a little bit different next time, 306 00:12:55,776 --> 00:12:57,110 Trump could win those states. 307 00:12:57,144 --> 00:12:58,145 Gas prices could be higher. 308 00:12:58,245 --> 00:12:59,313 The economy could be worse. 309 00:12:59,413 --> 00:13:00,781 Joe Biden could keep getting older. 310 00:13:00,881 --> 00:13:03,383 Anything is possible. 311 00:13:03,483 --> 00:13:05,385 But no, I guess everyone's going to act 312 00:13:05,485 --> 00:13:07,821 out the same roles as 2016. 313 00:13:07,921 --> 00:13:09,556 The Democrats are going to hope he wins. 314 00:13:09,656 --> 00:13:11,325 Republicans aren't going to stand 315 00:13:11,425 --> 00:13:13,160 up to him until it's too late. 316 00:13:13,260 --> 00:13:15,896 And the news will give him live coverage for every single word 317 00:13:16,063 --> 00:13:16,897 that he utters. 318 00:13:17,064 --> 00:13:18,065 I just pooped again. 319 00:13:18,165 --> 00:13:20,067 Breaking news! 320 00:13:20,167 --> 00:13:21,435 But I'll tell you what, if we're 321 00:13:21,535 --> 00:13:24,905 all going to do the same things again, just let me know now. 322 00:13:25,072 --> 00:13:26,740 Because this time I'll be prepared. 323 00:13:26,840 --> 00:13:28,108 I'll go visit all the shithole countries 324 00:13:28,208 --> 00:13:30,377 before the borders are closed. 325 00:13:30,477 --> 00:13:32,279 I'll invest in Tiki torches, and best believe, 326 00:13:32,379 --> 00:13:34,214 I'm going to stock up on a shit ton of toilet paper, 327 00:13:34,314 --> 00:13:37,150 because I'm not using my socks again, you hear me? 328 00:13:37,251 --> 00:13:38,185 That is not happening again. 329 00:13:38,285 --> 00:13:39,486 All right, that's it for the headlines. 330 00:13:39,586 --> 00:13:40,821 But before we go, let's check in 331 00:13:40,921 --> 00:13:42,823 on the traffic with our very own Roy Wood Jr., everybody! 332 00:13:42,923 --> 00:13:44,391 [applause] [cheering] 333 00:13:44,491 --> 00:13:47,561 What's happening, man? 334 00:13:47,661 --> 00:13:49,162 What is happening, Roy? 335 00:13:49,263 --> 00:13:50,631 What is happening in the traffic? 336 00:13:50,731 --> 00:13:52,666 What do you mean what's happening in the traffic? 337 00:13:52,766 --> 00:13:53,767 Why do you want me to turn around 338 00:13:53,867 --> 00:13:55,536 and tell you to traffic? You facing the wall. 339 00:13:55,636 --> 00:13:57,104 You tell me what's happening with the traffic. 340 00:13:57,204 --> 00:13:58,539 Why is it so hard for you to tell me what's happening? 341 00:13:58,639 --> 00:14:00,040 Just tell me what's happening in the traffic. 342 00:14:00,140 --> 00:14:01,508 Not focused on the traffic right now. 343 00:14:01,608 --> 00:14:04,545 I'm more focused on you telling us to take Trump serious. 344 00:14:04,645 --> 00:14:07,047 Like, Trump don't take Trump serious. 345 00:14:07,114 --> 00:14:08,048 What? 346 00:14:08,115 --> 00:14:09,716 Trump don't take himself serious. 347 00:14:09,816 --> 00:14:12,085 Bro, he announced it from the crib. 348 00:14:12,186 --> 00:14:14,388 He announced, he ran for president, 349 00:14:14,488 --> 00:14:16,156 he was upstairs in his drawers and it 350 00:14:16,256 --> 00:14:17,925 was like, let me go downstairs real quick 351 00:14:18,058 --> 00:14:19,960 and do this president thing. 352 00:14:20,060 --> 00:14:22,062 He didn't even change his slogan. 353 00:14:22,129 --> 00:14:25,165 He's just doing this to get rid of all the old MAGA 354 00:14:25,265 --> 00:14:27,201 merch from last time, man. 355 00:14:27,301 --> 00:14:28,302 Wait, what? 356 00:14:28,402 --> 00:14:30,237 Hell, if he sell it all, he might drop out. 357 00:14:30,337 --> 00:14:35,642 I bought three boxes of MAGA hats for democracy. 358 00:14:35,742 --> 00:14:38,212 Plus, the other thing with this man, Trump deep down, 359 00:14:38,312 --> 00:14:40,614 Trump know he can't beat DeSantis. 360 00:14:40,714 --> 00:14:45,219 He be, look at DeSantis, look at that man, look at that man. 361 00:14:45,319 --> 00:14:48,889 Them some bad bitch boots right there! 362 00:14:48,989 --> 00:14:52,492 Trump could never. 363 00:14:52,593 --> 00:14:53,493 Trump can't beat that man. 364 00:14:53,594 --> 00:14:54,494 He got all the vote. 365 00:14:54,595 --> 00:14:55,696 He got the conservative vote up top, 366 00:14:55,796 --> 00:14:57,898 he got the gay vote down low. 367 00:14:57,998 --> 00:15:01,101 He iron-clad. 368 00:15:01,201 --> 00:15:03,470 Look, DeSantis looks so good in them boots, 369 00:15:03,570 --> 00:15:06,740 Trump might try to grab him by the pussy. 370 00:15:06,840 --> 00:15:09,376 Those are nice boots. 371 00:15:09,476 --> 00:15:10,577 OK, you know what? 372 00:15:10,677 --> 00:15:12,846 Let's just get, let's just get to the traffic, Roy. 373 00:15:12,946 --> 00:15:13,814 Let's get to the traffic. 374 00:15:13,914 --> 00:15:16,350 Here's a thing about Elon Musk. 375 00:15:16,450 --> 00:15:18,352 Can we talk, can we talk about Elon Musk for a second? 376 00:15:18,452 --> 00:15:19,386 I mean, I guess. 377 00:15:19,486 --> 00:15:20,654 We're supposed to do traffic, but yeah. 378 00:15:20,754 --> 00:15:22,155 Talking crazy to people in the emails. 379 00:15:22,256 --> 00:15:23,624 Every day Elon doing something. 380 00:15:23,724 --> 00:15:26,793 Send out that email telling all their employees to step it up. 381 00:15:26,894 --> 00:15:29,830 Also, sidebar, if I worked at Twitter, 382 00:15:29,930 --> 00:15:32,966 I just wouldn't open my emails. 383 00:15:33,066 --> 00:15:34,801 Stop opening your email if you work at Twitter. 384 00:15:34,902 --> 00:15:35,802 It's like divorce. 385 00:15:35,903 --> 00:15:38,605 You got to hand me the papers. 386 00:15:38,705 --> 00:15:42,376 You can't fire me if I don't open my email. 387 00:15:42,476 --> 00:15:44,711 Elon been slinging them emails for two weeks, man, 388 00:15:44,811 --> 00:15:46,113 and it ain't been no good news or nothing. 389 00:15:46,213 --> 00:15:47,447 It ain't like you work at Twitter, 390 00:15:47,548 --> 00:15:49,283 open your email, good news, everybody, 391 00:15:49,383 --> 00:15:50,717 strippers in the break room. 392 00:15:50,817 --> 00:15:52,786 Like, all right, thank you, Elon. 393 00:15:52,886 --> 00:15:54,087 The email was wile. 394 00:15:54,154 --> 00:15:55,756 Did you read the email that he sent out? 395 00:15:55,856 --> 00:15:57,291 I read the emails. I read them, they were insane. 396 00:15:57,391 --> 00:15:58,525 He had this whole thing. 397 00:15:58,625 --> 00:16:01,094 He was like from now on we're going to be extremely 398 00:16:01,195 --> 00:16:03,297 hard core, working long hours. 399 00:16:03,397 --> 00:16:04,665 It was like high intensity. 400 00:16:04,765 --> 00:16:06,033 Oh, and then he said like and only 401 00:16:06,099 --> 00:16:08,836 exceptional performance will constitute a passing grade. 402 00:16:08,936 --> 00:16:10,437 If you don't want to be part of the new Twitter, 403 00:16:10,537 --> 00:16:11,438 then you can get out! 404 00:16:11,538 --> 00:16:12,706 It's sounded crazy, to be honest. 405 00:16:12,806 --> 00:16:13,707 Yeah, yeah. 406 00:16:13,807 --> 00:16:16,109 I mean, well, crazy for a CEO. 407 00:16:16,210 --> 00:16:17,277 What do you mean? 408 00:16:17,377 --> 00:16:19,813 Not that, like, it's crazy if a CEO said that. 409 00:16:19,913 --> 00:16:21,548 That was Elon's mistake. 410 00:16:21,648 --> 00:16:23,951 You want to talk to people like that, fine. 411 00:16:24,051 --> 00:16:26,653 But you can't call yourself a CEO. 412 00:16:26,753 --> 00:16:27,855 You want to talk to people crazy, 413 00:16:27,955 --> 00:16:31,325 you got to call yourself a head coach. 414 00:16:31,425 --> 00:16:32,326 Why? 415 00:16:32,426 --> 00:16:34,761 Nobody, nobody is more verbally 416 00:16:34,862 --> 00:16:38,065 abusive to their employees than a head coach. 417 00:16:38,131 --> 00:16:39,399 You ever played a sport? 418 00:16:39,499 --> 00:16:42,069 You ever had your coach always talking crazy, I want blood, 419 00:16:42,169 --> 00:16:46,974 I want pain, water makes you weak, you can't have no water! 420 00:16:47,074 --> 00:16:49,543 If Elon wants to keep from getting in trouble, 421 00:16:49,643 --> 00:16:51,578 run Twitter like a head coach. 422 00:16:51,678 --> 00:16:53,247 First off, stop emailing everybody. 423 00:16:53,347 --> 00:16:55,516 Call a huddle, bring all your employees in, 424 00:16:55,616 --> 00:16:57,484 because everything in that Elon email, 425 00:16:57,584 --> 00:16:59,319 if everything Elon said in that email, 426 00:16:59,419 --> 00:17:02,422 if he said it in a locker room, it don't sound as bad. 427 00:17:02,523 --> 00:17:04,124 Like Elon could be a Twitter coach. 428 00:17:04,224 --> 00:17:07,661 He just has hit little coaching and bring it in, bring it in. 429 00:17:07,761 --> 00:17:09,363 Bring it in, Twitter team. 430 00:17:09,463 --> 00:17:10,764 Bring it in. 431 00:17:10,864 --> 00:17:14,368 OK, Twitter team, Twitter team. 432 00:17:14,468 --> 00:17:15,903 We're in a competitive world. 433 00:17:16,036 --> 00:17:18,805 We need to be hard core, long hours, high intensity, 434 00:17:18,906 --> 00:17:22,075 only exceptional performance will 435 00:17:22,176 --> 00:17:23,277 constitute a passing grade. 436 00:17:23,377 --> 00:17:26,046 Engineers, I need you to drive us, 437 00:17:26,079 --> 00:17:30,083 we are a software and services company! 438 00:17:30,184 --> 00:17:33,053 If you are sure that you want to be a part of team Twitter, 439 00:17:33,086 --> 00:17:37,391 then please click yes on the link below in the email. 440 00:17:37,491 --> 00:17:41,962 And you make sure that they remember forever the night 441 00:17:42,062 --> 00:17:45,599 they played the Titans! 442 00:17:45,699 --> 00:17:46,834 Give me a blue check on 3! 443 00:17:46,934 --> 00:17:48,135 1,2, 3 blue check! 444 00:17:48,235 --> 00:17:49,136 Put it up! 445 00:17:49,236 --> 00:17:50,170 Roy Wood Jr., everybody. 446 00:17:50,270 --> 00:17:51,605 I'm inspired. 447 00:17:51,705 --> 00:17:53,073 I'm inspired. 448 00:17:53,140 --> 00:17:54,208 I want to be an engineer. 449 00:17:54,308 --> 00:17:55,876 All right, don't go away, because after the break, 450 00:17:55,976 --> 00:17:57,945 Desi Lydic is going to expose the truth about Black Friday. 451 00:17:58,078 --> 00:17:58,946 We'll be right back. 452 00:17:59,079 --> 00:18:00,013 I want to join. 453 00:18:00,047 --> 00:18:02,816 You want the traffic? 454 00:18:02,916 --> 00:18:05,686 I'm in the blue cap. 455 00:18:10,990 --> 00:18:17,430 [cheering] 456 00:18:18,931 --> 00:18:21,134 Welcome back to The Daily Show. 457 00:18:21,234 --> 00:18:23,503 Next Thursday night, America celebrates 458 00:18:23,603 --> 00:18:27,707 the holiday that defines it as a nation, Black Friday. 459 00:18:27,807 --> 00:18:29,509 But where did Black Friday come from? 460 00:18:29,609 --> 00:18:31,878 Well, to find out, we turn to Desi Lydic in another episode 461 00:18:31,978 --> 00:18:33,946 of Why Do We Celebrate This? 462 00:18:34,047 --> 00:18:35,782 Hey, get back. 463 00:18:35,882 --> 00:18:36,883 This one's mine. 464 00:18:36,983 --> 00:18:38,551 You all ready to die for this flat screen? 465 00:18:38,651 --> 00:18:39,786 Because I am. 466 00:18:39,886 --> 00:18:45,558 [music playing] 467 00:18:45,658 --> 00:18:48,728 Hello, my shopaholics, Maxxinista, mall rats, 468 00:18:48,828 --> 00:18:51,330 coupon clippers, bargain bitches, capitalism warriors, 469 00:18:51,431 --> 00:18:52,765 and sale sluts. 470 00:18:52,865 --> 00:18:57,303 It's the holidays, and that means one thing, family. 471 00:18:57,403 --> 00:18:58,471 No, I'm kidding. 472 00:18:58,571 --> 00:18:59,972 That means shopping. 473 00:19:00,073 --> 00:19:01,407 Family? 474 00:19:01,507 --> 00:19:03,109 What the [bleep]? 475 00:19:03,209 --> 00:19:05,111 Like many of you, I, too, will be going out 476 00:19:05,211 --> 00:19:06,979 on Black Friday, one of America's most 477 00:19:07,080 --> 00:19:08,981 treasured excuses to buy shit. 478 00:19:09,082 --> 00:19:10,616 And Black Friday seems like something 479 00:19:10,717 --> 00:19:11,918 that's been around forever. 480 00:19:12,018 --> 00:19:13,786 I mean, I can't remember a time when 481 00:19:13,886 --> 00:19:15,588 Black Friday didn't exist. 482 00:19:15,688 --> 00:19:17,056 Then again, my memory is a little 483 00:19:17,156 --> 00:19:20,860 fuzzy from all the head trauma from previous Black Fridays. 484 00:19:20,960 --> 00:19:23,863 The history of Black Friday is actually quite interesting. 485 00:19:23,963 --> 00:19:26,232 It started in the 1920s, when retail stores 486 00:19:26,332 --> 00:19:28,234 wanted to set a clear beginning to the Christmas 487 00:19:28,334 --> 00:19:29,602 shopping season. 488 00:19:29,635 --> 00:19:32,071 So department stores like Macy's created grand parades 489 00:19:32,171 --> 00:19:35,775 to signal to Americans it's time to start spending cash. 490 00:19:35,875 --> 00:19:37,610 Although back then, parade balloons weren't 491 00:19:37,677 --> 00:19:39,078 as cute as the ones today. 492 00:19:39,178 --> 00:19:42,715 You know, classics like Puff the meth-fueled dragon, 493 00:19:42,815 --> 00:19:46,652 whimsical drifter murderer, and thick daddy Superman. 494 00:19:46,753 --> 00:19:48,121 Maybe they were hoping to scare people 495 00:19:48,221 --> 00:19:49,288 to run inside the stores. 496 00:19:49,389 --> 00:19:50,656 I don't know. 497 00:19:50,757 --> 00:19:53,459 The point is retailers depended on a big Christmas shopping 498 00:19:53,626 --> 00:19:56,029 season and were willing to do whatever it took to make 499 00:19:56,129 --> 00:19:57,997 it as long as possible. 500 00:19:58,097 --> 00:19:59,632 In fact, during the Great Depression, 501 00:19:59,699 --> 00:20:01,734 they even lobbied President Franklin Roosevelt 502 00:20:01,834 --> 00:20:04,270 to move Thanksgiving a week earlier to allow 503 00:20:04,370 --> 00:20:05,738 for more Christmas shopping. 504 00:20:05,838 --> 00:20:08,241 And after his cousin finished giving him a handjob, 505 00:20:08,341 --> 00:20:09,475 FDR agreed. 506 00:20:09,642 --> 00:20:11,411 Eventually, they moved Thanksgiving back, 507 00:20:11,577 --> 00:20:12,979 but the retailers got what they wanted. 508 00:20:13,079 --> 00:20:14,647 Because over the next few decades, 509 00:20:14,747 --> 00:20:16,949 more and more people began their Christmas shopping 510 00:20:17,050 --> 00:20:18,985 the day after Thanksgiving. 511 00:20:19,085 --> 00:20:21,287 But the first time the day was called Black Friday 512 00:20:21,387 --> 00:20:23,089 was in the 1960s. 513 00:20:23,189 --> 00:20:25,491 It was actually coined by the Philadelphia Police Department 514 00:20:25,591 --> 00:20:28,594 because the day brought tons of traffic and chaos. 515 00:20:28,628 --> 00:20:31,497 And for shopping to cause chaos in Philadelphia, 516 00:20:31,597 --> 00:20:33,733 it has to really be chaos. 517 00:20:33,833 --> 00:20:36,703 I once set fire to a mannequin at a Zara in Philadelphia, 518 00:20:36,803 --> 00:20:38,471 and they didn't even kick me out of the store. 519 00:20:38,604 --> 00:20:40,907 They just threw it in the burnt mannequin pile. 520 00:20:41,007 --> 00:20:41,908 Sorry. 521 00:20:42,008 --> 00:20:42,942 [chuckles] 522 00:20:43,042 --> 00:20:44,844 It was in the 1980s that Black Friday 523 00:20:44,944 --> 00:20:46,379 finally went nationwide. 524 00:20:46,479 --> 00:20:49,015 And it was all thanks to America's obsession 525 00:20:49,115 --> 00:20:50,750 with the adorable little vegetable 526 00:20:50,850 --> 00:20:54,921 human monster hybrids known as the Cabbage Patch Kids. 527 00:20:55,021 --> 00:20:57,090 I got this one for $3,000, and I 528 00:20:57,190 --> 00:20:59,325 had to get punched by a lot of grandmas to get it. 529 00:20:59,425 --> 00:21:02,528 But it was worth it. 530 00:21:02,628 --> 00:21:04,030 The toys were in such high demand 531 00:21:04,130 --> 00:21:06,699 that it caused literal riots across America. 532 00:21:06,799 --> 00:21:08,801 People fought their neighbors tooth and nail 533 00:21:08,901 --> 00:21:11,170 to pay for some lettuce-shaped plastic. 534 00:21:11,270 --> 00:21:14,474 But all the violence was worth it for that precious Christmas 535 00:21:14,574 --> 00:21:16,609 morning when their kids would open the box, 536 00:21:16,709 --> 00:21:19,879 see the Cabbage Patch Kid, and then play with the box. 537 00:21:19,979 --> 00:21:21,748 The Cabbage Patch Kids set the standard 538 00:21:21,848 --> 00:21:23,750 for all sorts of Black Friday crazes 539 00:21:23,850 --> 00:21:27,620 throughout the '90s from Furbys to Beanie Babies to Tickle Me 540 00:21:27,720 --> 00:21:29,455 Elmos to countless other toys bought 541 00:21:29,589 --> 00:21:31,491 by newly-divorced dads trying to buy their way 542 00:21:31,591 --> 00:21:33,726 into their kids' hearts. 543 00:21:33,826 --> 00:21:36,829 By 2002, nearly 3/4 of all shoppers 544 00:21:36,929 --> 00:21:38,898 were in stores over Black Friday weekend. 545 00:21:38,998 --> 00:21:42,035 It was paradise for people looking for deals, 546 00:21:42,135 --> 00:21:44,437 and robbers looking for unguarded homes. 547 00:21:44,604 --> 00:21:47,607 Black Friday was so successful that stores started pushing 548 00:21:47,673 --> 00:21:51,711 the start time back from Friday morning to Friday at midnight, 549 00:21:51,811 --> 00:21:54,947 and then all the way back to Thanksgiving night itself. 550 00:21:55,048 --> 00:21:58,117 They called the new holiday Gray Thursday as a tribute 551 00:21:58,217 --> 00:22:00,019 to the moral gray area of abandoning 552 00:22:00,119 --> 00:22:01,821 your family on Thanksgiving to choke out 553 00:22:01,921 --> 00:22:03,056 a stranger for an Instapot. 554 00:22:03,156 --> 00:22:04,057 [ding] 555 00:22:04,157 --> 00:22:06,125 Oh, it's ready. 556 00:22:06,225 --> 00:22:08,795 And throughout this time, Black Friday doorbuster sales 557 00:22:08,895 --> 00:22:10,697 became more dangerous as consumers 558 00:22:10,797 --> 00:22:15,835 turned every big box store into a big octagon arena. 559 00:22:15,935 --> 00:22:19,172 It got so bad that in 2011, you were statistically more 560 00:22:19,272 --> 00:22:21,374 likely to be injured in a Black Friday sale 561 00:22:21,474 --> 00:22:22,875 than from a shark attack. 562 00:22:22,975 --> 00:22:25,912 Unless that shark is also at the Black Friday sale, 563 00:22:26,012 --> 00:22:29,015 and then it depends on whoever wants that blender more. 564 00:22:29,115 --> 00:22:30,083 Got it! 565 00:22:30,183 --> 00:22:31,284 Yes. 566 00:22:31,384 --> 00:22:33,619 But, sadly, the good times and horrific injuries 567 00:22:33,720 --> 00:22:34,954 couldn't last forever. 568 00:22:35,054 --> 00:22:36,589 With the dawn of online shopping, 569 00:22:36,622 --> 00:22:38,458 Black Friday became less relevant 570 00:22:38,591 --> 00:22:41,427 than the newer, shinier, two-day-Primier holiday 571 00:22:41,594 --> 00:22:42,795 that took its place. 572 00:22:42,895 --> 00:22:46,199 Along came Cyber Monday, an easier way to score deals 573 00:22:46,299 --> 00:22:48,601 while avoiding the mobs at in-person stores. 574 00:22:48,668 --> 00:22:49,936 It's just another way technology 575 00:22:50,036 --> 00:22:51,270 has pulled us further apart. 576 00:22:51,371 --> 00:22:53,306 I mean, sure, it's more convenient, 577 00:22:53,406 --> 00:22:55,241 but think of what we lose when we 578 00:22:55,341 --> 00:22:59,312 no longer have that one-on-one, airfryer-to-skull contact. 579 00:22:59,412 --> 00:23:00,313 Sad. 580 00:23:00,413 --> 00:23:02,448 Also, in recent years, retail employees 581 00:23:02,615 --> 00:23:05,752 have begun pushing back on so-called holiday creep, which 582 00:23:05,852 --> 00:23:08,154 is a term for stores expanding their holiday shopping 583 00:23:08,254 --> 00:23:11,090 periods into Thanksgiving, not what happens when 584 00:23:11,190 --> 00:23:13,092 your weird cousin hits the eggnog too hard 585 00:23:13,192 --> 00:23:16,129 and tries to go FDR on your underparts. 586 00:23:16,229 --> 00:23:18,364 But even as its golden days are behind it, 587 00:23:18,464 --> 00:23:21,667 Black Friday is still an American institution, 588 00:23:21,768 --> 00:23:25,004 standing tall beside Thanksgiving and the Super 589 00:23:25,104 --> 00:23:27,206 Bowl and the Purge. 590 00:23:27,306 --> 00:23:28,808 And now that you know its history, 591 00:23:28,908 --> 00:23:31,077 don't forget to keep it in perspective. 592 00:23:31,177 --> 00:23:33,579 Sure, saving money is great, but this season 593 00:23:33,646 --> 00:23:35,948 isn't about fighting some stranger at a store. 594 00:23:36,049 --> 00:23:39,952 It's about gathering your family and fighting with them. 595 00:23:40,053 --> 00:23:41,721 So happy shopping season. 596 00:23:41,821 --> 00:23:43,489 Now, if you'll excuse me, I got to start 597 00:23:43,589 --> 00:23:45,591 practicing for the big day. 598 00:23:45,658 --> 00:23:49,362 Hey, step away from that Dyson! 599 00:23:49,462 --> 00:23:51,364 You think I won't pull out this pin? 600 00:23:51,464 --> 00:23:53,166 Well, guess what. 601 00:23:53,266 --> 00:23:54,267 Tick tock, mother-- 602 00:23:54,367 --> 00:23:56,836 [music playing] 603 00:23:56,936 --> 00:23:58,037 Thank you so much for that, Desi. 604 00:23:58,137 --> 00:23:59,439 All right, stay tuned, because when we come back, 605 00:23:59,605 --> 00:24:01,374 Jonathan Majors will be joining me right here on the show. 606 00:24:01,474 --> 00:24:02,375 You don't want to miss it. 607 00:24:02,475 --> 00:24:06,112 [cheering] 608 00:24:10,884 --> 00:24:15,489 [cheering] 609 00:24:15,589 --> 00:24:16,590 Welcome back to The Daily Show. 610 00:24:16,690 --> 00:24:18,859 My guest tonight is an Emmy-nominated actor 611 00:24:18,959 --> 00:24:22,362 who plays the first Black aviator in Navy history 612 00:24:22,462 --> 00:24:25,098 in the new film Devotion, which will be exclusively 613 00:24:25,198 --> 00:24:31,772 in theaters November 23. 614 00:24:31,872 --> 00:24:33,073 Jessie, stand down. 615 00:24:33,173 --> 00:24:37,644 That's an order. 616 00:24:37,744 --> 00:24:44,751 [gunfire] 617 00:24:54,595 --> 00:24:57,998 [explosion] 618 00:24:58,098 --> 00:24:59,533 That's a direct hit. 619 00:24:59,633 --> 00:25:00,634 That's a direct hit. 620 00:25:00,734 --> 00:25:02,069 Bridge is down. 621 00:25:02,169 --> 00:25:04,104 PILOT: That a boy, Jesse! 622 00:25:04,204 --> 00:25:05,539 Here we go, Ace. 623 00:25:05,639 --> 00:25:07,507 Please, welcome Jonathan Majors. 624 00:25:07,608 --> 00:25:10,477 [cheering] 625 00:25:10,577 --> 00:25:17,551 [music playing] 626 00:25:21,955 --> 00:25:26,793 Oh, you got me flowers? 627 00:25:26,893 --> 00:25:28,295 Welcome. 628 00:25:28,395 --> 00:25:29,296 Welcome to the show. 629 00:25:29,396 --> 00:25:31,765 Thank you, Trevor. 630 00:25:31,865 --> 00:25:33,567 This is-- am I holding these for you? 631 00:25:33,667 --> 00:25:34,568 Am I-- 632 00:25:34,668 --> 00:25:36,236 No, no, no, no. 633 00:25:36,336 --> 00:25:37,237 Those are for you. 634 00:25:37,337 --> 00:25:38,405 TREVOR NOAH: These are for me? 635 00:25:38,505 --> 00:25:41,908 I think I heard you got two weeks left maybe. 636 00:25:42,009 --> 00:25:44,378 [laughter] 637 00:25:44,511 --> 00:25:46,680 And so you brought me my flowers. 638 00:25:46,780 --> 00:25:47,981 From the culture. 639 00:25:48,081 --> 00:25:49,182 Oh, man, this is-- 640 00:25:49,283 --> 00:25:50,984 Those are your flowers, B. And those are-- 641 00:25:51,084 --> 00:25:52,552 I heard those are South African. 642 00:25:52,653 --> 00:25:54,021 Yeah, this is beautiful. JONATHAN MAJORS: Yeah. 643 00:25:54,121 --> 00:25:55,522 TREVOR NOAH: This is amazing. JONATHAN MAJORS: Yeah. 644 00:25:55,589 --> 00:25:57,357 Well, no one else has brought me flowers, man. 645 00:25:57,524 --> 00:25:59,226 [crowd awwing] 646 00:25:59,326 --> 00:26:02,396 [applause] 647 00:26:02,529 --> 00:26:06,900 This is-- wow. 648 00:26:07,000 --> 00:26:08,969 Well, I had questions to grill you on. 649 00:26:09,069 --> 00:26:09,970 But now I'm-- 650 00:26:10,070 --> 00:26:10,971 We'll take it easy. 651 00:26:11,071 --> 00:26:12,572 Now we'll just take it easy now. 652 00:26:12,673 --> 00:26:14,107 [laughs] No, but welcome. Welcome to the show. 653 00:26:14,207 --> 00:26:15,242 What's up, bro? 654 00:26:15,342 --> 00:26:16,643 It is an absolute pleasure to have you here. 655 00:26:16,743 --> 00:26:18,211 I mean, obviously, for the new movie, 656 00:26:18,312 --> 00:26:20,647 but for everything that you've been doing. 657 00:26:20,747 --> 00:26:23,583 You know, you hopped onto many people's screens 658 00:26:23,684 --> 00:26:24,985 for the first time, Last Black Man 659 00:26:25,085 --> 00:26:26,853 in San Francisco, amazing film that I 660 00:26:26,954 --> 00:26:28,755 think everybody should watch. 661 00:26:28,855 --> 00:26:31,191 The way you carry a character, then, obviously, 662 00:26:31,291 --> 00:26:33,794 Lovecraft Country, which you got your Emmy nomination for. 663 00:26:33,894 --> 00:26:35,028 Congratulations on that. 664 00:26:35,128 --> 00:26:36,797 [cheering] 665 00:26:36,897 --> 00:26:38,498 You know? 666 00:26:38,599 --> 00:26:43,270 And now in this film, it's amazing to be playing 667 00:26:43,370 --> 00:26:45,572 a character that more people should know about because 668 00:26:45,672 --> 00:26:47,240 of what they represented. 669 00:26:47,341 --> 00:26:52,045 But to be playing the first Black pilot in the Navy, 670 00:26:52,145 --> 00:26:55,749 many people talk about how Black service members were 671 00:26:55,849 --> 00:26:57,217 fighting a war on two fronts. 672 00:26:57,317 --> 00:26:58,285 JONATHAN MAJORS: That's right. 673 00:26:58,385 --> 00:26:59,419 They weren't just fighting against wars 674 00:26:59,519 --> 00:27:00,821 happening outside America. 675 00:27:00,921 --> 00:27:02,522 They were fighting against what was happening inside America. 676 00:27:02,556 --> 00:27:03,724 And you portray it in this film. 677 00:27:03,824 --> 00:27:04,791 Talk me through the whys. 678 00:27:04,891 --> 00:27:06,126 I know you're very intentional about why. 679 00:27:06,226 --> 00:27:07,728 Why this movie, and why this character? 680 00:27:07,828 --> 00:27:09,563 Wow. 681 00:27:09,663 --> 00:27:14,534 Well, I play a supervillain. 682 00:27:14,635 --> 00:27:17,471 And I thought this was an opportunity to play a hero. 683 00:27:17,571 --> 00:27:19,206 TREVOR NOAH: I love that. 684 00:27:19,306 --> 00:27:23,377 When I-- so I'm from Texas, Dallas, Texas. 685 00:27:23,477 --> 00:27:25,712 Came up-- came up a certain way. 686 00:27:25,812 --> 00:27:28,849 Jessie Brown is from Mississippi-- 687 00:27:28,949 --> 00:27:29,850 Right. 688 00:27:29,950 --> 00:27:31,652 --and was the son of a sharecropper. 689 00:27:31,752 --> 00:27:36,356 And somehow he made his way from those sharecropping 690 00:27:36,490 --> 00:27:38,592 fields to the sky and became not 691 00:27:38,692 --> 00:27:43,730 just a Black Naval aviator, but the best Black Naval aviator. 692 00:27:43,830 --> 00:27:47,801 And I thought, OK, we've got stories about King and Rosa 693 00:27:47,901 --> 00:27:49,036 Parks and Harriet Tubman. 694 00:27:49,136 --> 00:27:51,271 And we don't have a story about this guy. 695 00:27:51,371 --> 00:27:53,607 And this is his handshake. 696 00:27:53,707 --> 00:27:54,908 This is the first time they're going 697 00:27:55,008 --> 00:27:56,643 to say, OK, this is Jesse. 698 00:27:56,743 --> 00:27:57,811 This is Jesse, you know? 699 00:27:57,911 --> 00:27:58,879 TREVOR NOAH: Wow. 700 00:27:58,979 --> 00:28:00,647 And I wanted to be responsible for that. 701 00:28:00,747 --> 00:28:01,882 And I also wanted to fly some planes. 702 00:28:01,982 --> 00:28:03,116 So-- 703 00:28:03,216 --> 00:28:05,018 What did you garner from that experience that helped 704 00:28:05,118 --> 00:28:06,019 you in telling the story? 705 00:28:06,119 --> 00:28:07,020 Well, it was access. 706 00:28:07,120 --> 00:28:08,822 I mean, that was the whole thing. 707 00:28:08,922 --> 00:28:10,691 That's Jesse's thing, access. 708 00:28:10,791 --> 00:28:12,159 It's quite poetic. 709 00:28:12,259 --> 00:28:13,360 It's a metaphor in a way. 710 00:28:13,460 --> 00:28:16,563 If you can touch the sky in your life, in that way, 711 00:28:16,663 --> 00:28:18,465 you can pretty much do anything. 712 00:28:18,498 --> 00:28:20,367 You know what I mean? TREVOR NOAH: You truly can. 713 00:28:20,467 --> 00:28:21,368 You truly can. 714 00:28:21,468 --> 00:28:23,770 [applause] 715 00:28:23,870 --> 00:28:28,342 What I love noticing is how many times the parallels will 716 00:28:28,475 --> 00:28:31,244 be drawn between characters that great actors are playing 717 00:28:31,345 --> 00:28:33,513 and the lives that they themselves are living. 718 00:28:33,614 --> 00:28:34,781 I think you're no different. 719 00:28:34,881 --> 00:28:37,651 You know, you're ascending at a rate 720 00:28:37,751 --> 00:28:40,153 that everybody is enjoying. 721 00:28:40,254 --> 00:28:41,488 You truly are. 722 00:28:41,521 --> 00:28:45,292 You're flying from-- from indie films to a show that 723 00:28:45,392 --> 00:28:48,495 was beloved on HBO, and then now, as you said, 724 00:28:48,562 --> 00:28:50,130 you're going to be in a Marvel movie 725 00:28:50,230 --> 00:28:52,633 and Marvel movies plural. 726 00:28:52,733 --> 00:28:56,103 [cheering] 727 00:28:56,203 --> 00:28:59,139 It's the opposite end of the spectrum. 728 00:28:59,239 --> 00:29:01,908 It's so big. 729 00:29:02,009 --> 00:29:05,846 How do you hold onto the small that you love in acting? 730 00:29:05,946 --> 00:29:06,847 Because I know that about you. 731 00:29:06,947 --> 00:29:09,516 You love the minute. 732 00:29:09,549 --> 00:29:13,086 But at the same time, we saw you when you were in Loki. 733 00:29:13,186 --> 00:29:15,088 That was one of the best surprises. 734 00:29:15,188 --> 00:29:16,623 You made a pretty kickass villain. 735 00:29:16,723 --> 00:29:17,624 Yeah, you blow it up. 736 00:29:17,724 --> 00:29:18,625 You blow it up. 737 00:29:18,725 --> 00:29:20,627 I mean, I just-- 738 00:29:20,727 --> 00:29:22,062 I love acting. For me-- 739 00:29:22,162 --> 00:29:23,063 TREVOR NOAH: Right. It shows. 740 00:29:23,163 --> 00:29:24,064 Thank you, bro. 741 00:29:24,164 --> 00:29:27,467 For me, it's my way of of healing. 742 00:29:27,567 --> 00:29:29,736 I mean, you see a character. 743 00:29:29,836 --> 00:29:33,173 You go, OK, it's like getting to know somebody. 744 00:29:33,273 --> 00:29:34,708 You go, OK, cool. 745 00:29:34,808 --> 00:29:37,277 And though I am pretty antisocial-- 746 00:29:37,377 --> 00:29:38,278 Yeah. 747 00:29:38,378 --> 00:29:39,279 --I do love people. 748 00:29:39,379 --> 00:29:40,480 You know what I mean? 749 00:29:40,514 --> 00:29:41,748 TREVOR NOAH: OK, OK, that makes sense. 750 00:29:41,848 --> 00:29:42,883 Clapping for that? OK, cool. 751 00:29:42,983 --> 00:29:43,884 Yeah. 752 00:29:43,984 --> 00:29:45,485 [laughs] That person's pro-people. 753 00:29:45,519 --> 00:29:46,853 I love people too! - We love people. 754 00:29:46,954 --> 00:29:47,821 I love people. 755 00:29:47,921 --> 00:29:48,956 I like this guy. 756 00:29:49,056 --> 00:29:50,157 We love people. 757 00:29:50,257 --> 00:29:53,493 And the cool part about people is really we're all 758 00:29:53,594 --> 00:29:54,928 the same in a way, you know? 759 00:29:55,028 --> 00:29:57,497 I'm not going to get on a soapbox, but we really are. 760 00:29:57,531 --> 00:30:01,501 And the older I get and the more I'm rearing a kid 761 00:30:01,568 --> 00:30:03,937 and building a career, you go, all 762 00:30:04,037 --> 00:30:05,672 these mother-[bleep] the same. TREVOR NOAH: [laughs] 763 00:30:05,772 --> 00:30:06,740 You know what I mean? 764 00:30:06,840 --> 00:30:08,075 It's like, everybody's hurting, you know? 765 00:30:08,175 --> 00:30:09,309 Yes. 766 00:30:09,409 --> 00:30:12,579 And there's something about just finding purpose. 767 00:30:12,679 --> 00:30:14,247 All the homeys talk about it. - Right. 768 00:30:14,348 --> 00:30:16,183 I mean, Muhammad Ali talked about purpose, you know? 769 00:30:16,283 --> 00:30:17,451 Nipsey Hussle talk about purpose. 770 00:30:17,484 --> 00:30:18,452 Right. 771 00:30:18,485 --> 00:30:19,853 You know what I mean? 772 00:30:19,953 --> 00:30:21,355 Man's Search for Meaning, that whole book 773 00:30:21,455 --> 00:30:23,657 is about people surviving this hard time because of purpose, 774 00:30:23,757 --> 00:30:24,858 you know? TREVOR NOAH: Yes. 775 00:30:24,958 --> 00:30:26,460 And I feel quite fortunate that this is my purpose. 776 00:30:26,493 --> 00:30:28,996 I look at somebody, and I go, OK, tell me where it hurts. 777 00:30:29,096 --> 00:30:30,097 What's going on? 778 00:30:30,197 --> 00:30:31,965 I go, OK, cool, where is that hurt on me? 779 00:30:32,065 --> 00:30:33,133 And you try to-- TREVOR NOAH: Wow. 780 00:30:33,233 --> 00:30:34,368 And you grow that way. 781 00:30:34,468 --> 00:30:36,303 You can make some really great friends that way too. 782 00:30:36,470 --> 00:30:37,337 TREVOR NOAH: Wow. 783 00:30:37,471 --> 00:30:38,605 And you tell amazing stories that way. 784 00:30:38,705 --> 00:30:39,706 Yeah, hopefully, that-- 785 00:30:39,806 --> 00:30:41,608 Yeah, no, because it connects to what people 786 00:30:41,708 --> 00:30:43,844 are experiencing, whether it is the housing crisis in San 787 00:30:43,944 --> 00:30:46,980 Francisco, whether it is people being forced 788 00:30:47,080 --> 00:30:50,784 out of where they live, whether it is civil rights in America. 789 00:30:50,884 --> 00:30:52,719 And I think you show that in everything. 790 00:30:52,819 --> 00:30:57,357 People are so excited to see you not just in Marvel films, 791 00:30:57,491 --> 00:31:01,228 but everyone was shocked and amazed not just at the fact 792 00:31:01,328 --> 00:31:02,996 that you're going to be in Creed III-- 793 00:31:03,096 --> 00:31:04,197 the trailer looks amazing. 794 00:31:04,298 --> 00:31:05,198 [cheering] 795 00:31:05,299 --> 00:31:06,500 Right? 796 00:31:06,566 --> 00:31:08,602 Directed by Michael B. Jordan, and you're going to be 797 00:31:08,702 --> 00:31:09,636 starring across from him. 798 00:31:09,736 --> 00:31:11,638 But then the images came out of you-- 799 00:31:11,738 --> 00:31:12,639 Oh, here we go. 800 00:31:12,739 --> 00:31:13,840 --on Men's Health. 801 00:31:13,941 --> 00:31:15,242 Yeah, it is definitely here we go because I 802 00:31:15,342 --> 00:31:16,710 think we have the image here. 803 00:31:16,810 --> 00:31:23,450 [cheering] 804 00:31:24,451 --> 00:31:25,919 Why are you doing this to us? 805 00:31:26,019 --> 00:31:27,087 [laughter] 806 00:31:27,187 --> 00:31:28,755 I'm doing this for us. 807 00:31:28,855 --> 00:31:31,191 TREVOR NOAH: You realize there are normal men out there. 808 00:31:31,291 --> 00:31:33,894 We're living our lives, eating bread. 809 00:31:33,994 --> 00:31:35,562 And then you do-- what is your body 810 00:31:35,662 --> 00:31:37,464 fat percentage at right now? 811 00:31:37,497 --> 00:31:39,499 3.6. 812 00:31:39,600 --> 00:31:40,601 3.6? 813 00:31:40,701 --> 00:31:41,602 3.6. 814 00:31:41,702 --> 00:31:43,103 I feel like athletes are, like, 5. 815 00:31:43,203 --> 00:31:45,005 So what don't you eat? 816 00:31:45,105 --> 00:31:46,573 What do I not eat? 817 00:31:46,673 --> 00:31:47,541 TREVOR NOAH: Can you eat? 818 00:31:47,641 --> 00:31:49,076 I can't not eat. 819 00:31:49,176 --> 00:31:50,377 TREVOR NOAH: Explain this to me. 820 00:31:50,477 --> 00:31:52,045 How is it that everybody who gets a Marvel 821 00:31:52,145 --> 00:31:53,046 movie gets a six pack? 822 00:31:53,146 --> 00:31:54,348 What is happening there? 823 00:31:54,481 --> 00:31:55,983 Why is Disney not releasing-- 824 00:31:56,083 --> 00:31:57,484 I want to know what this is. How many hours? 825 00:31:57,584 --> 00:31:58,652 - It's an algorithm. - What are you eating? 826 00:31:58,752 --> 00:32:00,554 Like, what is your life? 827 00:32:00,654 --> 00:32:02,489 I mean, pfft, what is my life? 828 00:32:02,522 --> 00:32:04,591 Oh. 829 00:32:04,691 --> 00:32:06,193 So I woke up this morning. TREVOR NOAH: No! 830 00:32:06,293 --> 00:32:07,294 I want to know about the muscles. 831 00:32:07,394 --> 00:32:08,528 You know what I'm talking about, man. 832 00:32:08,629 --> 00:32:09,997 I just train, man. 833 00:32:10,097 --> 00:32:11,732 I train probably two-- 834 00:32:11,832 --> 00:32:15,435 I train two times a day. 835 00:32:15,502 --> 00:32:17,070 You stay away from carbs. You know what I mean? 836 00:32:17,170 --> 00:32:18,305 TREVOR NOAH: You see? I knew it. 837 00:32:18,438 --> 00:32:19,306 Unless you need the carb, right? 838 00:32:19,439 --> 00:32:20,307 Because-- - I knew it. 839 00:32:20,440 --> 00:32:21,275 --I have oatmeal in the morning. 840 00:32:21,441 --> 00:32:22,309 - OK. - That's a carb. 841 00:32:22,442 --> 00:32:23,543 And the fun carbs. 842 00:32:23,644 --> 00:32:24,511 You can put some-- 843 00:32:24,611 --> 00:32:25,712 You know what I mean? 844 00:32:25,812 --> 00:32:27,447 Well, like what? Like pizza? 845 00:32:27,481 --> 00:32:28,548 TREVOR NOAH: Saying, like, oats is carbs is like someone 846 00:32:28,649 --> 00:32:29,549 saying, you want to come to a party? 847 00:32:29,650 --> 00:32:30,617 And you're like, yeah. 848 00:32:30,717 --> 00:32:31,785 And they're like, it's a political party. 849 00:32:31,885 --> 00:32:32,786 Aw. - OK. 850 00:32:32,886 --> 00:32:33,787 [laughs] 851 00:32:33,887 --> 00:32:35,055 That's-- oats are the cause of that. 852 00:32:35,155 --> 00:32:36,056 OK, OK. 853 00:32:36,156 --> 00:32:37,057 I see the game you play. 854 00:32:37,157 --> 00:32:38,158 OK, OK, OK, OK. 855 00:32:38,258 --> 00:32:39,459 I was hoping there was, like, a hack. 856 00:32:39,559 --> 00:32:41,361 I thought there was a hack. - Well, I'll tell you-- 857 00:32:41,461 --> 00:32:42,362 I thought there was a trick that you'd tell me. 858 00:32:42,462 --> 00:32:43,630 --something about this. 859 00:32:43,730 --> 00:32:44,898 Yeah. 860 00:32:44,998 --> 00:32:50,070 I ate Shake Shack the day before. 861 00:32:50,170 --> 00:32:51,672 That's a secret. - You see? 862 00:32:51,772 --> 00:32:53,106 Now this is something I can do. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. 863 00:32:53,206 --> 00:32:54,207 [laughs] 864 00:32:54,308 --> 00:32:55,609 I want to incorporate this into my life. 865 00:32:55,709 --> 00:32:56,810 Yeah, yeah. 866 00:32:56,910 --> 00:32:58,478 Once you've deaden yourself to a certain point-- 867 00:32:58,578 --> 00:32:59,680 Oh, no. 868 00:32:59,780 --> 00:33:01,615 I just want to eat Shake Shack the day before, man! 869 00:33:01,715 --> 00:33:02,983 I want to eat Shake Shack the day before. 870 00:33:03,083 --> 00:33:05,185 Before I let you go, I remember the first time 871 00:33:05,285 --> 00:33:06,753 I saw you on the screen. 872 00:33:06,853 --> 00:33:08,188 And I was like, this guy-- 873 00:33:08,288 --> 00:33:12,092 I don't know how he's doing it, how he's making it so-- you 874 00:33:12,192 --> 00:33:13,327 sucked me into your world. 875 00:33:13,427 --> 00:33:14,895 I promise you, you just-- everyone 876 00:33:14,995 --> 00:33:16,563 knows that you're going to be the biggest 877 00:33:16,663 --> 00:33:18,231 star anyone has ever seen. 878 00:33:18,332 --> 00:33:21,068 And everyone's going to be giving you the flowers. 879 00:33:21,168 --> 00:33:22,336 Thank you for being here. 880 00:33:22,436 --> 00:33:23,971 Thank you for joining me on the show. 881 00:33:24,071 --> 00:33:25,772 Thank you for creating what you create. 882 00:33:25,872 --> 00:33:27,107 Congratulations on everything. 883 00:33:27,207 --> 00:33:28,108 Thank you. 884 00:33:28,208 --> 00:33:30,310 Jonathan Majors, everybody. 885 00:33:30,444 --> 00:33:31,445 We're going to take a quick break. 886 00:33:31,511 --> 00:33:33,447 But we'll be right back after this. 887 00:33:33,513 --> 00:33:35,649 For real, man, I mean it. 888 00:33:35,749 --> 00:33:39,453 [cheering] 889 00:33:41,423 --> 00:33:45,727 [cheering] 890 00:33:45,828 --> 00:33:46,962 Well, that's our show for tomorrow. 891 00:33:47,062 --> 00:33:48,263 Thank you so much for tuning in. 892 00:33:48,363 --> 00:33:50,699 Before we go-- before we go, I just want to remind you, 893 00:33:50,799 --> 00:33:52,801 please, consider donating to Forgotten Harvest. 894 00:33:52,901 --> 00:33:55,637 They collect food surpluses from grocery stores, markets, 895 00:33:55,737 --> 00:33:56,705 restaurants, and caterers. 896 00:33:56,805 --> 00:33:58,340 And they deliver it free of charge 897 00:33:58,440 --> 00:34:01,777 to emergency food providers in the Metro Detroit area. 898 00:34:01,877 --> 00:34:03,145 So if you can support them in their work, 899 00:34:03,245 --> 00:34:04,646 then please donate at the link below. 900 00:34:04,746 --> 00:34:06,482 Until next time, stay safe out there. 901 00:34:06,582 --> 00:34:09,184 And, remember, before you complain about how hard 902 00:34:09,284 --> 00:34:11,854 your life is, remember that some people are 903 00:34:11,954 --> 00:34:13,622 forced to own a country club. 904 00:34:13,722 --> 00:34:15,924 Now here it is, your Moment of Zen. 905 00:34:16,024 --> 00:34:17,159 REPORTER: (SINGING) I knew you were 906 00:34:17,259 --> 00:34:19,328 in trouble when you logged in. 907 00:34:19,428 --> 00:34:23,065 Why Ticketmaster has them seeing red. 908 00:34:23,165 --> 00:34:25,934 There may be some bad blood among Taylor Swift 909 00:34:26,034 --> 00:34:27,202 fans tonight. 910 00:34:27,302 --> 00:34:30,873 Instead of tickets for her highly-anticipated tour, 911 00:34:30,973 --> 00:34:33,442 they're looking at blank space. 912 00:34:33,542 --> 00:34:36,778 For those who couldn't get tickets for her upcoming stops 913 00:34:36,879 --> 00:34:40,315 here in Philly, well, you may just have to shake it off. 914 00:34:40,415 --> 00:34:41,650 - Shake it off. - Shake it off. 915 00:34:41,750 --> 00:34:42,651 You shake it off. 916 00:34:42,751 --> 00:34:44,419 You just got to shake it off. 917 00:34:44,520 --> 00:34:45,888 Shake it off. Shake it off. 918 00:34:46,021 --> 00:34:47,756 You got to shake it off, Taylor Swift fans. 919 00:34:47,856 --> 00:34:50,359 See, I know that song.