1 00:00:00,534 --> 00:00:01,902 [theme music] 2 00:00:02,002 --> 00:00:03,270 ANNOUNCER: Coming to you from New 3 00:00:03,370 --> 00:00:07,474 York City, the only city in America, it's The Daily Show. 4 00:00:07,574 --> 00:00:13,046 Tonight, Herschel Walker builds a wall, Ondi 5 00:00:13,146 --> 00:00:16,884 Timoner, and Gabrielle Union. 6 00:00:16,984 --> 00:00:21,588 This is The Daily Show with Trevor Noah. 7 00:00:21,688 --> 00:00:28,662 [cheering] 8 00:00:36,236 --> 00:00:37,137 What's going on, everybody? 9 00:00:37,237 --> 00:00:38,138 Welcome to The Daily Show. 10 00:00:38,238 --> 00:00:39,907 Thank you so much for tuning in. 11 00:00:40,007 --> 00:00:41,375 Thank you for coming out in person. 12 00:00:41,475 --> 00:00:42,376 That's something else. 13 00:00:42,476 --> 00:00:44,344 Good to see you, everyone. 14 00:00:44,444 --> 00:00:45,546 We got a great show for you tonight. 15 00:00:45,646 --> 00:00:46,880 Take a seat. Take a seat, everybody. 16 00:00:46,980 --> 00:00:47,948 Let's get into it. 17 00:00:48,048 --> 00:00:49,183 Let's do this thing. 18 00:00:49,283 --> 00:00:50,617 Oh, man, we got a fun show for you. 19 00:00:50,717 --> 00:00:53,587 San Francisco is using tech to fight crime. 20 00:00:53,687 --> 00:00:55,155 Herschel Walker is using gibberish 21 00:00:55,255 --> 00:00:56,456 to solve immigration. 22 00:00:56,557 --> 00:00:59,459 And Elon Musk is using free speech to try kill us all. 23 00:00:59,560 --> 00:01:00,694 So let's do this, people. 24 00:01:00,794 --> 00:01:02,596 Let's jump straight into today's headlines. 25 00:01:02,696 --> 00:01:09,436 [cheering] 26 00:01:10,571 --> 00:01:12,472 All right, before we get into the big stories, 27 00:01:12,573 --> 00:01:15,309 let's catch up on a few other things going on in the world, 28 00:01:15,409 --> 00:01:19,346 starting with the fact that today is Spotify Wrapped day. 29 00:01:19,446 --> 00:01:20,347 Yeah. 30 00:01:20,447 --> 00:01:22,349 [cheering] 31 00:01:22,449 --> 00:01:25,185 Yeah, the day that Spotify looks at our music 32 00:01:25,285 --> 00:01:28,088 and reminds us that we're all a basic bitch. 33 00:01:28,121 --> 00:01:29,656 [laughter] 34 00:01:29,756 --> 00:01:31,925 And, you know, I was thinking, thank god Tinder doesn't do 35 00:01:32,092 --> 00:01:35,229 a year-end wrapup just to remind 36 00:01:35,329 --> 00:01:36,396 you of all the terrible decisions 37 00:01:36,496 --> 00:01:38,232 you made on desperate nights. 38 00:01:38,332 --> 00:01:40,434 It's like, wow, I dated a lot of people with pet snakes 39 00:01:40,534 --> 00:01:42,369 this year. 40 00:01:42,469 --> 00:01:45,272 In international news, the United Nations has officially 41 00:01:45,372 --> 00:01:49,910 added the French baguette to the UNESCO World Heritage 42 00:01:50,010 --> 00:01:56,116 list, which is cool, but it's another reminder 43 00:01:56,149 --> 00:01:58,018 that the United Nations really needs to eat lunch 44 00:01:58,118 --> 00:01:59,887 before making big decisions. 45 00:02:00,053 --> 00:02:01,889 It's like, should we give Chinese food a seat 46 00:02:02,055 --> 00:02:02,890 on the Security Council? 47 00:02:03,056 --> 00:02:05,726 I'm so hungry. 48 00:02:05,826 --> 00:02:07,060 And you would think that this is great. 49 00:02:07,094 --> 00:02:08,195 I hear some of you clapping. 50 00:02:08,295 --> 00:02:09,329 Oh, yeah, I love baguettes. 51 00:02:09,429 --> 00:02:12,666 But, remember, now it's protected by the UN. 52 00:02:12,766 --> 00:02:14,368 Yeah, so now every time you try and take 53 00:02:14,468 --> 00:02:15,969 a bite out of a baguette, a peacekeeper is going 54 00:02:16,069 --> 00:02:17,070 to jump out and kick your ass. 55 00:02:17,104 --> 00:02:20,073 It's like, pow, stop that shit! 56 00:02:20,174 --> 00:02:21,642 Meanwhile, in presidential news, 57 00:02:21,742 --> 00:02:24,478 Joe Biden's Secret Service detail had a bit of a scare 58 00:02:24,578 --> 00:02:28,415 recently when five cars they had rented suddenly 59 00:02:28,515 --> 00:02:31,084 burst into flames after they were 60 00:02:31,185 --> 00:02:33,887 returned to Hertz rent a car . 61 00:02:33,987 --> 00:02:36,089 Yeah, now the good news is Biden has 62 00:02:36,156 --> 00:02:39,226 got full coverage insurance. 63 00:02:39,326 --> 00:02:41,228 The bad news is Senate Republicans blocked it. 64 00:02:41,328 --> 00:02:44,231 So he's going to need to borrow some money from Kamala now. 65 00:02:44,331 --> 00:02:46,533 But my question is, why is the Secret Service 66 00:02:46,633 --> 00:02:49,803 even renting cars from Hertz? 67 00:02:49,903 --> 00:02:51,839 Am I the only person who was thrown by that? 68 00:02:51,939 --> 00:02:53,607 Like, what happens if the SUV they want isn't there? 69 00:02:53,707 --> 00:02:54,808 What? 70 00:02:54,908 --> 00:02:56,844 Now the president is rocking up to a state dinner 71 00:02:56,944 --> 00:02:57,845 in a Hyundai. 72 00:02:57,945 --> 00:03:00,781 Is that how it's going to work? 73 00:03:00,881 --> 00:03:02,549 Oh, and while we're talking about things exploding, 74 00:03:02,649 --> 00:03:07,154 experts say the United States is now facing a shortage 75 00:03:07,254 --> 00:03:10,490 of bomb-sniffing dogs. 76 00:03:10,591 --> 00:03:12,125 Yeah, which probably explains how 77 00:03:12,226 --> 00:03:15,128 Morbius made it into theaters. 78 00:03:15,229 --> 00:03:17,164 And it makes sense when you think about it. 79 00:03:17,264 --> 00:03:18,265 You know? 80 00:03:18,365 --> 00:03:19,600 Of course, this was always going to happen. 81 00:03:19,700 --> 00:03:21,768 If you had the choice of being a bomb-sniffing dog 82 00:03:21,869 --> 00:03:24,605 or a drug-sniffing dog, what would you choose? 83 00:03:24,705 --> 00:03:25,839 [laughter] 84 00:03:25,939 --> 00:03:26,840 Huh? 85 00:03:26,940 --> 00:03:27,841 What would you choose? 86 00:03:27,941 --> 00:03:31,545 [applause] 87 00:03:31,645 --> 00:03:32,779 So simple. 88 00:03:32,880 --> 00:03:34,648 Yeah, option A, you might explode. 89 00:03:34,748 --> 00:03:35,716 Option B, free cocaine. 90 00:03:35,816 --> 00:03:36,683 I mean-- 91 00:03:36,783 --> 00:03:40,153 [cheering] 92 00:03:40,254 --> 00:03:43,323 It is hard for us humans, though, because now 93 00:03:43,423 --> 00:03:44,591 you know what this means. 94 00:03:44,691 --> 00:03:47,528 We're going to have to resort to bomb-sniffing cats. 95 00:03:47,628 --> 00:03:48,595 And their noses are good. 96 00:03:48,695 --> 00:03:50,130 They can figure out where the bombs are. 97 00:03:50,230 --> 00:03:52,599 But they just won't tell us about it. 98 00:03:52,699 --> 00:03:54,134 Yeah. 99 00:03:54,234 --> 00:03:56,103 The cat will be there like, I have nine lives, bitch. 100 00:03:56,203 --> 00:03:57,104 Not my problem. 101 00:03:57,204 --> 00:03:58,105 Meow. 102 00:03:58,205 --> 00:03:59,506 [applause] 103 00:03:59,606 --> 00:04:00,574 All right, let's move on to some 104 00:04:00,674 --> 00:04:01,775 of the biggest stories of the day, 105 00:04:01,875 --> 00:04:03,410 starting with the 2022 midterms. 106 00:04:03,510 --> 00:04:04,745 And I know what you're saying right now. 107 00:04:04,845 --> 00:04:06,747 You're like, but, Trevor, the midterms are over. 108 00:04:06,847 --> 00:04:07,748 I killed them. 109 00:04:07,848 --> 00:04:08,749 I watched them die. 110 00:04:08,849 --> 00:04:11,051 Well, you thought you did. 111 00:04:11,084 --> 00:04:12,352 But you never took a headshot. 112 00:04:12,452 --> 00:04:13,554 And after you left, the midterms 113 00:04:13,654 --> 00:04:14,755 busted out of the dirt. 114 00:04:14,855 --> 00:04:16,523 And now they're back. 115 00:04:16,623 --> 00:04:19,226 Because down in Georgia they're just a few days away 116 00:04:19,326 --> 00:04:23,163 from a runoff between incumbent Senator Raphael Warnock 117 00:04:23,263 --> 00:04:24,565 and the reason you're pulling your son out 118 00:04:24,665 --> 00:04:26,600 of football, Herschel Walker. 119 00:04:26,700 --> 00:04:28,202 And we're going to tell you all about the latest 120 00:04:28,302 --> 00:04:31,438 updates in another installment of Votedemic 2022. 121 00:04:31,538 --> 00:04:34,341 [music playing] 122 00:04:34,441 --> 00:04:38,178 [applause] 123 00:04:38,278 --> 00:04:40,514 There is now less than one week to go until the Georgia 124 00:04:40,614 --> 00:04:41,748 runoff election. 125 00:04:41,849 --> 00:04:43,684 And, once again, Herschel Walker 126 00:04:43,784 --> 00:04:45,652 is battling controversies. 127 00:04:45,752 --> 00:04:48,722 First of all, he might not even live in the state 128 00:04:48,822 --> 00:04:50,324 that he's trying to represent. 129 00:04:50,424 --> 00:04:53,827 Yeah, according to new reports, the Georgia home 130 00:04:53,927 --> 00:04:55,562 that he's claimed as his residence 131 00:04:55,662 --> 00:04:59,132 has actually been rented out for years. 132 00:04:59,233 --> 00:05:01,535 Yeah, and, apparently, Walker even admitted in a speech 133 00:05:01,635 --> 00:05:06,540 earlier this year that he lives in Texas, which I was shocked 134 00:05:06,640 --> 00:05:08,675 about because I did not think Herschel Walker knew the names 135 00:05:08,775 --> 00:05:09,676 of two different states. 136 00:05:09,776 --> 00:05:11,812 This was really impressive. 137 00:05:11,912 --> 00:05:13,680 [applause] 138 00:05:13,780 --> 00:05:14,748 And I know. 139 00:05:14,848 --> 00:05:16,350 I know this might piss some people off. 140 00:05:16,450 --> 00:05:17,451 But when you think about it, this 141 00:05:17,551 --> 00:05:19,052 just proves that Herschel Walker 142 00:05:19,086 --> 00:05:21,455 views Georgians as family. 143 00:05:21,555 --> 00:05:23,857 Because he's never around them. 144 00:05:23,957 --> 00:05:25,759 And, of course-- of course, there's 145 00:05:25,859 --> 00:05:27,094 the other problem for Herschel Walker, 146 00:05:27,194 --> 00:05:30,831 which is that every time he speaks, things go wrong. 147 00:05:30,931 --> 00:05:33,867 For instance, Walker was recently at a campaign stop, 148 00:05:33,967 --> 00:05:36,603 giving his views on the border. 149 00:05:36,703 --> 00:05:40,707 And in his speech, he's trying to explain why he will build 150 00:05:40,807 --> 00:05:44,211 Donald Trump's border wall, but in a way 151 00:05:44,311 --> 00:05:45,879 that only Herschel Walker can. 152 00:05:45,979 --> 00:05:50,150 He goes on to debunk his own argument about a wall, 153 00:05:50,250 --> 00:05:51,652 and then takes us on a wild ride 154 00:05:51,752 --> 00:05:58,759 that somehow involves his dog. 155 00:06:12,039 --> 00:06:18,879 [laughter] 156 00:06:19,046 --> 00:06:21,548 I'm sorry, what? 157 00:06:21,648 --> 00:06:25,052 Did this man just win an argument with himself? 158 00:06:25,152 --> 00:06:26,887 Because he's like, I think his plan is to what? 159 00:06:27,054 --> 00:06:29,256 Build a border wall so that he can trap 160 00:06:29,356 --> 00:06:30,891 immigrants inside America. 161 00:06:31,058 --> 00:06:32,059 Is that what he's doing? 162 00:06:32,125 --> 00:06:33,060 (IMITATING WALKER) You see, once they get in, 163 00:06:33,093 --> 00:06:34,061 they can't get out. 164 00:06:34,161 --> 00:06:35,262 Then they've got to get a job and raise 165 00:06:35,362 --> 00:06:36,730 a family, settle down, and that's how we get them. 166 00:06:36,830 --> 00:06:37,731 Yeah! 167 00:06:37,831 --> 00:06:39,833 [laughter] 168 00:06:39,933 --> 00:06:42,302 It's almost like-- it's almost like-- 169 00:06:42,402 --> 00:06:43,570 [applause] 170 00:06:43,670 --> 00:06:45,472 It's almost like Walker started out talking about border 171 00:06:45,572 --> 00:06:47,508 security, and then ended up telling everyone 172 00:06:47,608 --> 00:06:50,143 how to break into his house. 173 00:06:50,244 --> 00:06:51,378 And, personally, I don't think he 174 00:06:51,478 --> 00:06:53,947 needs a wall because the hardest part about breaking 175 00:06:54,081 --> 00:06:55,415 into Herschel Walker's house is figuring out 176 00:06:55,516 --> 00:06:56,717 which state it's in. (IMITATING WALKER) 177 00:06:56,817 --> 00:06:57,751 [laughs] Joke's on you. 178 00:06:57,851 --> 00:06:59,686 I actually live in Kansas, Hawaii. 179 00:06:59,786 --> 00:07:01,855 [laughs] Yeah. 180 00:07:02,022 --> 00:07:04,691 But let's move on to some news from social media. 181 00:07:04,791 --> 00:07:06,260 Ever since Elon Musk pranked himself 182 00:07:06,360 --> 00:07:08,295 into buying Twitter for $44 billion, 183 00:07:08,395 --> 00:07:10,898 he has been trying to reshape the entire website 184 00:07:11,031 --> 00:07:13,333 according to what he likes. 185 00:07:13,433 --> 00:07:16,036 He's brought back thousands of suspended accounts. 186 00:07:16,136 --> 00:07:18,305 He's made it easier to get a blue checkmark. 187 00:07:18,405 --> 00:07:23,177 And now any number you tweet is automatically changed to 69. 188 00:07:23,277 --> 00:07:24,378 Yeah. 189 00:07:24,478 --> 00:07:26,446 You post that your dad only has three days left. 190 00:07:26,547 --> 00:07:27,781 Now he has 69. 191 00:07:27,881 --> 00:07:28,782 Nice. 192 00:07:28,882 --> 00:07:31,318 [laughs] Rest in peace, but nice. 193 00:07:31,418 --> 00:07:34,321 But Elon's biggest promise is that under his leadership 194 00:07:34,421 --> 00:07:37,224 Twitter is completely open for free speech 195 00:07:37,324 --> 00:07:41,061 no matter how wrong that speech might be. 196 00:07:41,128 --> 00:07:43,096 REPORTER: A potentially dangerous new change 197 00:07:43,197 --> 00:07:44,898 on Twitter, the social media site 198 00:07:45,065 --> 00:07:46,934 is no longer enforcing its policy 199 00:07:47,067 --> 00:07:48,702 against COVID misinformation. 200 00:07:48,802 --> 00:07:51,171 REPORTER: Twitter suspended more than 11,000 accounts 201 00:07:51,271 --> 00:07:54,975 for breaking the policy and removed almost 100,000 202 00:07:55,075 --> 00:07:58,078 pieces of content between January of 2020 203 00:07:58,178 --> 00:08:00,247 and September of 2022. 204 00:08:00,347 --> 00:08:02,182 And Musk is promising to restore 205 00:08:02,282 --> 00:08:06,119 many previously banned Twitter accounts as soon as this week. 206 00:08:06,220 --> 00:08:08,255 REPORTER: Health experts are concerned that it could 207 00:08:08,355 --> 00:08:11,024 diminish efforts to stop the spread of the virus 208 00:08:11,058 --> 00:08:13,660 and could discourage vaccinations. 209 00:08:13,760 --> 00:08:17,598 OK, look, maybe this is my vaccine microchip talking, 210 00:08:17,698 --> 00:08:20,234 but I don't think it's responsible for Twitter 211 00:08:20,334 --> 00:08:21,668 to bring back the people who are spreading 212 00:08:21,768 --> 00:08:23,604 COVID misinformation. 213 00:08:23,704 --> 00:08:27,274 But, on the other hand-- on the other hand, it is 2022. 214 00:08:27,374 --> 00:08:29,376 Like, how can you still be misinformed about COVID? 215 00:08:29,476 --> 00:08:30,344 You know? 216 00:08:30,444 --> 00:08:31,445 Were you just running around like, 217 00:08:31,545 --> 00:08:32,613 I heard the vaccine turns you into a lizard. 218 00:08:32,713 --> 00:08:34,147 Mother-Mother-[bleep],, it's been three years. 219 00:08:34,248 --> 00:08:35,148 Do you see any lizards? 220 00:08:35,249 --> 00:08:36,550 You see any lizards here? 221 00:08:36,650 --> 00:08:38,418 [cheering] 222 00:08:38,519 --> 00:08:42,956 They're probably hiding. 223 00:08:43,056 --> 00:08:44,925 And forget COVID for a second. 224 00:08:45,058 --> 00:08:47,561 It's crazy that anyone would go to Twitter 225 00:08:47,661 --> 00:08:50,931 for any medical information. 226 00:08:51,064 --> 00:08:52,833 People should be going to the doctor for this stuff. 227 00:08:52,933 --> 00:08:55,102 But because no one can afford a doctor in America, 228 00:08:55,202 --> 00:08:57,804 people are out here searching hashtag #BumpOnMyDick 229 00:08:57,905 --> 00:09:00,174 and hoping to find a cure. 230 00:09:00,274 --> 00:09:01,642 Like, cocaine on my penis, that's 231 00:09:01,742 --> 00:09:04,278 not what I was looking for. 232 00:09:04,378 --> 00:09:05,412 Anyway, let's move on to some news 233 00:09:05,512 --> 00:09:06,747 coming out of San Francisco. 234 00:09:06,847 --> 00:09:08,882 Like many big cities, San Francisco has been struggling 235 00:09:09,016 --> 00:09:10,484 to get crime under control. 236 00:09:10,584 --> 00:09:12,686 And if you're thinking, oh, it's San Francisco. 237 00:09:12,786 --> 00:09:14,021 What are they doing, prescribing 238 00:09:14,087 --> 00:09:15,589 all the criminals CBD oil? 239 00:09:15,689 --> 00:09:16,723 No. 240 00:09:16,823 --> 00:09:20,127 I mean, yes, but not just that. 241 00:09:20,227 --> 00:09:23,463 They also have more hardcore solution. 242 00:09:23,564 --> 00:09:25,432 REPORTER: New this morning, San Francisco officials 243 00:09:25,532 --> 00:09:27,201 voted to allow city police to have 244 00:09:27,301 --> 00:09:30,470 remote-controlled robots that could use deadly force 245 00:09:30,571 --> 00:09:32,039 in extreme situations. 246 00:09:32,105 --> 00:09:34,508 Critics of the decision say it militarizes 247 00:09:34,608 --> 00:09:35,876 San Francisco's police. 248 00:09:36,043 --> 00:09:38,145 But city supervisor Rafael Mandelman, 249 00:09:38,245 --> 00:09:39,613 who voted in favor of the robots, 250 00:09:39,713 --> 00:09:41,248 said that the killer machines would only 251 00:09:41,348 --> 00:09:43,283 be used if lives are at stake. 252 00:09:43,383 --> 00:09:46,753 REPORTER: SFPD said they don't have prearmed robots. 253 00:09:46,854 --> 00:09:50,591 And they don't plan to arm the ones they do have with guns. 254 00:09:50,691 --> 00:09:54,294 Assistant Chief David Lazar said they could deploy robots 255 00:09:54,394 --> 00:09:55,896 equipped with explosives. 256 00:09:56,063 --> 00:09:56,897 Wait, wait. 257 00:09:57,064 --> 00:09:58,699 What? What? 258 00:09:58,799 --> 00:09:59,900 They're not going to arm the robots. 259 00:10:00,000 --> 00:10:00,901 They're just going to give them explosives. 260 00:10:01,001 --> 00:10:01,935 That is much worse. 261 00:10:02,035 --> 00:10:03,437 [laughter] 262 00:10:03,537 --> 00:10:05,072 Who came out with that PR statement? 263 00:10:05,172 --> 00:10:06,106 Don't worry, people. 264 00:10:06,206 --> 00:10:07,975 The robots aren't going to have guns. 265 00:10:08,075 --> 00:10:10,677 They're just going to be suicide bombers, OK? 266 00:10:10,777 --> 00:10:11,879 Calm down. 267 00:10:11,979 --> 00:10:14,314 Everyone's going. 268 00:10:14,414 --> 00:10:15,682 This is such a bad idea. 269 00:10:15,782 --> 00:10:19,019 Do you know how often robots make mistakes? 270 00:10:19,119 --> 00:10:22,689 Can you imagine if Siri had a bomb? 271 00:10:22,789 --> 00:10:24,658 Just like, hey, Siri, play 21 Savage. 272 00:10:24,758 --> 00:10:25,826 Now killing your family. 273 00:10:25,926 --> 00:10:27,494 No! 274 00:10:27,594 --> 00:10:28,996 No! 275 00:10:29,096 --> 00:10:30,497 Wait, which members of my family? 276 00:10:30,597 --> 00:10:31,498 But still, no! 277 00:10:31,598 --> 00:10:34,201 But let's talk about it. 278 00:10:34,301 --> 00:10:36,303 Now, to be clear, just so we're on the same page, 279 00:10:36,403 --> 00:10:39,139 the robots will not actually be deciding 280 00:10:39,239 --> 00:10:40,541 when to use deadly force. 281 00:10:40,641 --> 00:10:41,775 All right? 282 00:10:41,875 --> 00:10:44,278 There will still be trained human police officers 283 00:10:44,378 --> 00:10:45,746 on the remote-control trigger. 284 00:10:45,846 --> 00:10:47,147 So don't worry. 285 00:10:47,247 --> 00:10:48,982 It's still going to be mostly Black people that get killed. 286 00:10:49,082 --> 00:10:51,385 And it's wild-- it's wild how cities 287 00:10:51,485 --> 00:10:54,054 can always find money for high-tech gadgets for cops. 288 00:10:54,154 --> 00:10:56,690 But when it comes to investigating or, like, 289 00:10:56,790 --> 00:10:58,792 investing in long-term solutions that 290 00:10:58,892 --> 00:11:00,060 might actually fix the problems, 291 00:11:00,160 --> 00:11:01,929 then their pockets are empty. Have you noticed that? 292 00:11:02,062 --> 00:11:03,130 Yeah. 293 00:11:03,230 --> 00:11:05,065 They're like, oh, yeah, robot money, we got that. 294 00:11:05,165 --> 00:11:06,600 We got that. 295 00:11:06,700 --> 00:11:08,969 People asking, you're like, wait, you're building robots 296 00:11:09,069 --> 00:11:10,237 that are police with bombs? 297 00:11:10,337 --> 00:11:12,072 Can we do something about, like, the homeless people? 298 00:11:12,105 --> 00:11:13,874 They're like, oh, yeah, the robots can blow them up too. 299 00:11:13,974 --> 00:11:15,209 Yeah, we can handle that. 300 00:11:15,309 --> 00:11:16,210 It makes no sense. 301 00:11:16,310 --> 00:11:17,544 But that's it for the headlines. 302 00:11:17,644 --> 00:11:18,979 Before we go, let's check in on the traffic with our very 303 00:11:19,079 --> 00:11:20,180 own Roy Wood, Jr., everybody. 304 00:11:20,280 --> 00:11:22,683 [cheering] 305 00:11:22,783 --> 00:11:23,817 What's happening, Africa? 306 00:11:23,917 --> 00:11:24,918 TREVOR NOAH: It's craziness, Roy. 307 00:11:25,085 --> 00:11:25,953 Yeah. 308 00:11:26,086 --> 00:11:27,087 TREVOR NOAH: Absolute craziness. 309 00:11:27,120 --> 00:11:28,088 Yeah. 310 00:11:28,155 --> 00:11:29,089 Good time. 311 00:11:29,156 --> 00:11:30,090 Hello. 312 00:11:30,157 --> 00:11:31,325 Yeah. 313 00:11:31,425 --> 00:11:32,326 Traffic. 314 00:11:32,426 --> 00:11:33,627 Yup, what's happening in the traffic? 315 00:11:33,727 --> 00:11:34,661 I mean, you see the traffic. 316 00:11:34,761 --> 00:11:35,696 Some people out there. 317 00:11:35,796 --> 00:11:36,697 Some people at home. 318 00:11:36,797 --> 00:11:38,098 They ain't out there. 319 00:11:38,198 --> 00:11:39,233 That's how it is. 320 00:11:39,333 --> 00:11:40,767 Hell, they need to get a robot to do this shit. 321 00:11:40,868 --> 00:11:42,569 This what need to be automated. 322 00:11:42,669 --> 00:11:43,837 Also, man, I don't know why everybody 323 00:11:43,937 --> 00:11:45,405 is so worried about these robot cops, man. 324 00:11:45,506 --> 00:11:47,474 Because truth be told, this ain't the first time 325 00:11:47,574 --> 00:11:48,509 that this happened. 326 00:11:48,609 --> 00:11:51,378 There was a robot cop program in Detroit 327 00:11:51,478 --> 00:11:52,679 back in the late '80s. 328 00:11:52,779 --> 00:11:54,581 And it was a robot officer. 329 00:11:54,681 --> 00:11:55,949 He took down a heinous drug dealer 330 00:11:56,116 --> 00:11:57,251 named Clarence Boddicker. 331 00:11:57,351 --> 00:11:59,219 But, ultimately, the program got 332 00:11:59,319 --> 00:12:01,188 scrapped because the robot thought he was a real person 333 00:12:01,288 --> 00:12:02,222 on some Pinocchio shit. 334 00:12:02,322 --> 00:12:04,858 So they had to stop that. 335 00:12:04,958 --> 00:12:07,294 [laughter] 336 00:12:07,394 --> 00:12:10,330 Roy, that was RoboCop. 337 00:12:10,430 --> 00:12:11,331 Yes. 338 00:12:11,431 --> 00:12:13,433 Yes, that was RoboCop, whose real 339 00:12:13,534 --> 00:12:16,436 name was officer Alex J. Murphy, who 340 00:12:16,537 --> 00:12:17,638 was shot in the line of duty. 341 00:12:17,738 --> 00:12:19,306 And they turned him into the RoboCop. 342 00:12:19,406 --> 00:12:20,307 No, no, Roy. 343 00:12:20,407 --> 00:12:22,176 Roy, that's not a true story. 344 00:12:22,276 --> 00:12:25,245 That was a movie. 345 00:12:25,345 --> 00:12:26,580 You bullshitting. 346 00:12:26,680 --> 00:12:28,215 [laughter] 347 00:12:28,315 --> 00:12:29,516 TREVOR NOAH: It was a movie. 348 00:12:29,616 --> 00:12:31,251 Oh, OK, well, if you say so, man. 349 00:12:31,351 --> 00:12:32,553 But, anyway, I don't know why everybody 350 00:12:32,653 --> 00:12:35,556 is assuming that the robots are going to be bad. 351 00:12:35,656 --> 00:12:36,857 Why do you assume that the robot 352 00:12:36,957 --> 00:12:38,258 cops are going to be bad? 353 00:12:38,358 --> 00:12:40,227 If anything, the robot cops will 354 00:12:40,327 --> 00:12:43,330 get all of the-- the-- the messed up cops off the street. 355 00:12:43,430 --> 00:12:45,165 I ain't scared of no robot cop. You scared. 356 00:12:45,265 --> 00:12:46,934 You scared. TREVOR NOAH: Of the robots? 357 00:12:47,100 --> 00:12:47,968 You're scared of a robot cop? 358 00:12:48,101 --> 00:12:49,136 You're not scared of a robot cop? 359 00:12:49,236 --> 00:12:51,338 No, I'm not scared of no robot cop, man. 360 00:12:51,438 --> 00:12:53,507 Half of these robots don't even recognize Black people. 361 00:12:53,607 --> 00:12:56,109 I can't get the sink faucet to turn on. 362 00:12:56,176 --> 00:12:57,778 TREVOR NOAH: What are you talking about? 363 00:12:57,878 --> 00:12:59,346 Robots don't recognize Black people. 364 00:12:59,446 --> 00:13:00,814 I can't get water out the sink. 365 00:13:00,914 --> 00:13:02,449 The facial recognition don't see me. 366 00:13:02,549 --> 00:13:04,451 Bring on the robot cops because maybe 367 00:13:04,551 --> 00:13:07,120 now Black people will finally be invisible to the police. 368 00:13:07,221 --> 00:13:08,121 I'm with it. 369 00:13:08,222 --> 00:13:09,223 [cheering] 370 00:13:09,323 --> 00:13:12,659 I'm perfectly fine with that. 371 00:13:12,759 --> 00:13:14,394 Black people are invisible to the police, 372 00:13:14,494 --> 00:13:17,464 and now, finally, we can commit our crimes in peace 373 00:13:17,564 --> 00:13:18,465 just like like white folks. 374 00:13:18,565 --> 00:13:21,068 [laughter] 375 00:13:21,134 --> 00:13:22,069 But you want the traffic though. 376 00:13:22,135 --> 00:13:23,070 You want the traffic. 377 00:13:23,136 --> 00:13:24,071 Yeah, let's do the traffic, Roy. 378 00:13:24,137 --> 00:13:26,573 Yeah, this thing with the bomb dogs, 379 00:13:26,673 --> 00:13:30,511 though, this is a question I feel like nobody's 380 00:13:30,611 --> 00:13:31,678 asking about the bomb dogs. 381 00:13:31,778 --> 00:13:34,882 If there is a shortage-- 382 00:13:34,982 --> 00:13:39,086 if there is a shortage of bomb-sniffing dogs, 383 00:13:39,119 --> 00:13:45,459 shouldn't you shut your ass up about it and not tell anybody? 384 00:13:45,559 --> 00:13:47,394 Shouldn't you not tell anybody? 385 00:13:47,494 --> 00:13:49,196 [applause] 386 00:13:49,296 --> 00:13:51,098 Just shh. 387 00:13:51,131 --> 00:13:52,900 You just can't let everybody know you ain't 388 00:13:53,000 --> 00:13:54,368 got enough bomb-sniffing dogs. 389 00:13:54,468 --> 00:13:58,105 ISIS at home, watching CBS like, yes, now is the time. 390 00:13:58,138 --> 00:14:00,040 TREVOR NOAH: [laughs] 391 00:14:00,073 --> 00:14:02,409 Plus, you don't need a bomb-sniffing dog. 392 00:14:02,509 --> 00:14:07,581 You just need people to think you got a bomb-sniffing dog. 393 00:14:07,681 --> 00:14:09,650 Just put regular dogs in the airport. 394 00:14:09,750 --> 00:14:11,285 That's all you have to do. 395 00:14:11,385 --> 00:14:13,887 All these dogs up for adoption, put them in the airport. 396 00:14:14,054 --> 00:14:15,055 TREVOR NOAH: It's just in the mind? 397 00:14:15,155 --> 00:14:17,357 Yes, the illusion of security, 398 00:14:17,457 --> 00:14:18,592 that's all you've got to do is make 399 00:14:18,692 --> 00:14:20,093 people think your stuff's-- I got a car. 400 00:14:20,194 --> 00:14:21,094 It ain't got no car alarm. 401 00:14:21,195 --> 00:14:22,863 People walk past my car. I beep, beep! 402 00:14:22,963 --> 00:14:24,064 I make the noise with my mouth. 403 00:14:24,164 --> 00:14:26,533 [laughter] 404 00:14:26,633 --> 00:14:28,535 That's all you gotta do. 405 00:14:28,635 --> 00:14:32,072 Plus, we ain't got to really worry about bomb-sniffing dogs 406 00:14:32,172 --> 00:14:34,508 because let you tell it, the bomb-sniffing dogs 407 00:14:34,608 --> 00:14:37,110 will eventually be replaced by robot dogs, right? 408 00:14:37,211 --> 00:14:38,478 TREVOR NOAH: Yeah, probably. 409 00:14:38,579 --> 00:14:42,082 And then robot dogs will be operated by fully robot cops. 410 00:14:42,182 --> 00:14:44,585 And, eventually, one of those robot cops 411 00:14:44,685 --> 00:14:46,653 will go haywire and kill a bunch of people 412 00:14:46,753 --> 00:14:47,921 because it needed drugs. 413 00:14:48,088 --> 00:14:50,924 And the only way to stop a crazy robot cop 414 00:14:51,091 --> 00:14:54,428 is to get a brave robot cop to jump on the back of that robot 415 00:14:54,528 --> 00:14:56,096 cop and pull off his access panel, 416 00:14:56,129 --> 00:14:58,232 get into the neural cortex, pull out the brain, 417 00:14:58,332 --> 00:15:00,467 and bash the brain on the ground. 418 00:15:00,567 --> 00:15:02,736 [cheering] 419 00:15:02,836 --> 00:15:07,541 That's how you stop the crazy robot cop. 420 00:15:07,641 --> 00:15:10,711 I feel like that's the plot of RoboCop 2. 421 00:15:10,811 --> 00:15:11,845 Yes! 422 00:15:11,945 --> 00:15:15,782 Based on the life of officer Alex J. Murphy! 423 00:15:15,883 --> 00:15:17,885 RoboCop 2 was a brave biopic! 424 00:15:18,051 --> 00:15:19,653 How do you not know this shit, man? 425 00:15:19,753 --> 00:15:21,288 I thought you was educated. 426 00:15:21,388 --> 00:15:22,289 Man, let me just do the traffic, man. 427 00:15:22,389 --> 00:15:23,290 You know what? 428 00:15:23,390 --> 00:15:24,491 Actually, we don't have the time. 429 00:15:24,591 --> 00:15:25,526 Roy Wood, Jr., everybody. - No, no, we got time. 430 00:15:25,626 --> 00:15:26,527 We got time. - We don't have the time. 431 00:15:26,627 --> 00:15:27,761 You got time. 432 00:15:27,861 --> 00:15:29,062 We should get a robot to do this. 433 00:15:29,096 --> 00:15:30,230 ROY WOOD, JR.: Only need a second. 434 00:15:30,330 --> 00:15:31,532 All right, don't go away. 435 00:15:31,632 --> 00:15:32,666 Because when we come back, we're going to tell you how 436 00:15:32,766 --> 00:15:34,401 you can kill yourself legally. 437 00:15:34,501 --> 00:15:36,136 And Gabrielle Union is joining us on the show. 438 00:15:36,236 --> 00:15:37,104 So don't go away. 439 00:15:37,204 --> 00:15:40,874 [cheering] 440 00:15:46,814 --> 00:15:53,254 [cheering] 441 00:15:56,357 --> 00:15:58,159 Welcome back to The Daily Show. 442 00:15:58,259 --> 00:16:01,128 My first guest tonight is an internationally-acclaimed 443 00:16:01,229 --> 00:16:04,632 filmmaker whose latest film is about her father, who chose 444 00:16:04,732 --> 00:16:08,002 to die at the age of 92, and the California's 445 00:16:08,102 --> 00:16:09,837 End of Life Option Act. 446 00:16:09,937 --> 00:16:12,607 The film is called Last Flight Home, 447 00:16:12,707 --> 00:16:14,709 and it's streaming on Paramount Plus. 448 00:16:14,809 --> 00:16:21,816 I want to ask for advice on, like, how to live your life. 449 00:16:22,884 --> 00:16:29,891 Mm-hmm. 450 00:16:42,904 --> 00:16:45,039 Please, welcome Ondi Timoner. 451 00:16:45,139 --> 00:16:48,009 [music playing] 452 00:16:48,109 --> 00:16:55,116 [cheering] 453 00:16:57,552 --> 00:16:59,020 Ondi Timoner, welcome to The Daily Show. 454 00:16:59,120 --> 00:17:00,454 Thank you for having me. 455 00:17:00,555 --> 00:17:03,057 You know, the clip that we play from the movie-- 456 00:17:03,157 --> 00:17:04,225 we can only play a clip because we 457 00:17:04,325 --> 00:17:05,493 can't play the whole movie-- makes it 458 00:17:05,593 --> 00:17:06,994 seem like this is a sad story. 459 00:17:07,094 --> 00:17:08,429 It even sounds like a sad story. 460 00:17:08,462 --> 00:17:11,732 If you tell anybody that somebody made a film 461 00:17:11,832 --> 00:17:15,603 about their father choosing to end their own life, you'd go, 462 00:17:15,703 --> 00:17:18,239 this is a sad story that, well, no one 463 00:17:18,339 --> 00:17:19,440 might even want to watch. 464 00:17:19,473 --> 00:17:20,474 Why would I want to? 465 00:17:20,575 --> 00:17:23,244 And yet I feel like it's an inspiring story. 466 00:17:23,344 --> 00:17:24,612 It's a beautiful story. 467 00:17:24,712 --> 00:17:25,880 It's a funny story. 468 00:17:25,980 --> 00:17:28,950 It's made me see life in a completely different way. 469 00:17:29,050 --> 00:17:30,918 So let's talk a little bit about your dad. 470 00:17:31,018 --> 00:17:33,721 I mean, he has lived quite the life. 471 00:17:33,821 --> 00:17:36,457 There are few human beings who can say that they have 472 00:17:36,490 --> 00:17:40,228 personally known kings and princesses, somebody who 473 00:17:40,328 --> 00:17:42,230 started their own airline essentially, 474 00:17:42,330 --> 00:17:43,531 somebody who's running an airline, 475 00:17:43,631 --> 00:17:46,100 getting low-cost airlines for people to fly around, 476 00:17:46,200 --> 00:17:47,735 wanting everybody to be able to travel, 477 00:17:47,835 --> 00:17:51,539 having this infectious attitude that lit up every single room. 478 00:17:51,639 --> 00:17:54,041 We see you chronicling this life. 479 00:17:54,141 --> 00:17:55,810 We see you telling us the story. 480 00:17:55,910 --> 00:17:58,212 And we also see how quickly it can change. 481 00:17:58,312 --> 00:17:59,914 Your father was 50-- 482 00:18:00,014 --> 00:18:00,915 how-- 483 00:18:01,015 --> 00:18:01,949 53. 484 00:18:02,049 --> 00:18:03,584 TREVOR NOAH: 53, and then had a stroke, 485 00:18:03,684 --> 00:18:04,585 and everything changed. 486 00:18:04,685 --> 00:18:06,521 Yeah he went in for a massage, 487 00:18:06,621 --> 00:18:08,256 and his neck was manipulated. 488 00:18:08,422 --> 00:18:10,858 And and 10 minutes later-- he was in perfect health. 489 00:18:10,958 --> 00:18:12,560 I mean, he had run 6 miles that morning, 490 00:18:12,660 --> 00:18:14,862 and at the height of his career. 491 00:18:14,962 --> 00:18:16,197 He had the fastest growing airline 492 00:18:16,297 --> 00:18:17,431 in the history of the world. 493 00:18:17,532 --> 00:18:19,467 And he led with love. 494 00:18:19,567 --> 00:18:20,868 He led with love and kindness. 495 00:18:20,968 --> 00:18:23,738 And the airline just was really at its height. 496 00:18:23,838 --> 00:18:25,473 And then he was ousted. 497 00:18:25,573 --> 00:18:27,742 There were no rights for the disabled at that point. 498 00:18:27,842 --> 00:18:28,743 TREVOR NOAH: Right. 499 00:18:28,843 --> 00:18:30,311 And lost everything financially 500 00:18:30,444 --> 00:18:31,646 and all his social standing. 501 00:18:31,746 --> 00:18:34,248 But the greatest thing about dad is he never complained. 502 00:18:34,348 --> 00:18:35,616 He just rooted for all of us. 503 00:18:35,716 --> 00:18:37,885 He was paralyzed for 40 years. 504 00:18:37,985 --> 00:18:40,655 But he suffered with such grace, you know? 505 00:18:40,755 --> 00:18:43,324 So when he said he needed to die at the end, 506 00:18:43,457 --> 00:18:45,459 it was something we all had to get behind. 507 00:18:45,526 --> 00:18:47,061 And thank god for that law. 508 00:18:47,161 --> 00:18:48,496 The law was a gift. 509 00:18:48,596 --> 00:18:50,198 We didn't know there was a right to die. 510 00:18:50,298 --> 00:18:51,265 TREVOR NOAH: Right. 511 00:18:51,399 --> 00:18:53,901 A medically-assisted death in California. 512 00:18:54,001 --> 00:18:56,704 It's only in the nine states in America. 513 00:18:56,804 --> 00:18:58,239 You know, we expected dad to be there forever. 514 00:18:58,406 --> 00:18:59,240 I don't know. 515 00:18:59,407 --> 00:19:00,775 We just never thought about it. 516 00:19:00,875 --> 00:19:02,510 He always said he'd be there forever. 517 00:19:02,610 --> 00:19:05,112 And, suddenly, he was not going to walk again. 518 00:19:05,213 --> 00:19:07,415 He had been put in the hospital for breathing issues, 519 00:19:07,481 --> 00:19:10,651 and not to do with COVID, but he was isolated in there. 520 00:19:10,751 --> 00:19:11,719 He was terrified. 521 00:19:11,819 --> 00:19:13,788 And he wanted to go, and he needed to go. 522 00:19:13,888 --> 00:19:15,923 And my brother found this law. 523 00:19:16,023 --> 00:19:16,891 And it was a gift. 524 00:19:16,991 --> 00:19:19,193 I mean, having these 15 days, it 525 00:19:19,293 --> 00:19:21,696 allowed us to really celebrate his life 526 00:19:21,796 --> 00:19:26,000 and to really look at his achievements 527 00:19:26,100 --> 00:19:29,770 and also to help him through a shame that he deeply held. 528 00:19:29,871 --> 00:19:32,874 My sister, who's a rabbi, came with these age-old rituals. 529 00:19:32,974 --> 00:19:34,809 And we all kind of came together. 530 00:19:34,909 --> 00:19:39,180 You know, like, dad was an exemplary human being. 531 00:19:39,280 --> 00:19:41,649 And he showed us how to love and how to live. 532 00:19:41,749 --> 00:19:45,553 And so, yeah, it was terrifying, but also 533 00:19:45,653 --> 00:19:47,421 the most beautiful and sacred space any of us 534 00:19:47,522 --> 00:19:48,623 had ever been in. 535 00:19:48,723 --> 00:19:50,391 It really is a story that touches on everything. 536 00:19:50,424 --> 00:19:52,894 Because, as you said, one part of the story 537 00:19:52,994 --> 00:19:56,764 gets into how much people with disabilities 538 00:19:56,864 --> 00:19:59,133 lose not just their income, but their access 539 00:19:59,233 --> 00:20:00,535 to a life of dignity. 540 00:20:00,635 --> 00:20:01,969 You know, your father experienced that when 541 00:20:02,069 --> 00:20:03,571 he's pushed out of a company that he was running 542 00:20:03,671 --> 00:20:04,872 successfully because they didn't like 543 00:20:04,972 --> 00:20:07,575 the optics of a person in a wheelchair running this 544 00:20:07,675 --> 00:20:08,776 company, even though he could. 545 00:20:08,876 --> 00:20:10,144 We see him lose everything. 546 00:20:10,244 --> 00:20:12,213 We get into that conversation. 547 00:20:12,313 --> 00:20:13,781 Then we get into the conversations 548 00:20:13,881 --> 00:20:15,683 around the morality. 549 00:20:15,783 --> 00:20:17,852 And it's interesting that you bring up the fact 550 00:20:17,952 --> 00:20:20,488 that your sister is a rabbi, and how so many of us 551 00:20:20,588 --> 00:20:22,823 have these ideas of how your life should end 552 00:20:22,924 --> 00:20:24,125 or shouldn't end. 553 00:20:24,225 --> 00:20:26,460 It's not your decision, but there's a line in the film 554 00:20:26,561 --> 00:20:28,596 that someone says where they say, none of us 555 00:20:28,696 --> 00:20:30,565 chooses how to come into this world, 556 00:20:30,665 --> 00:20:33,834 but we should be allowed to choose how and when we leave. 557 00:20:33,935 --> 00:20:36,270 And for many people, that's a controversial statement. 558 00:20:36,437 --> 00:20:38,105 I know that the family was on a journey. 559 00:20:38,206 --> 00:20:40,208 And I would love to know, what changed 560 00:20:40,308 --> 00:20:42,443 some people's minds about your dad 561 00:20:42,543 --> 00:20:44,011 being able to make that choice? 562 00:20:44,111 --> 00:20:49,383 You know, it was dad's spirit that was just so uplifted 563 00:20:49,483 --> 00:20:53,087 by finally having agency and power to make 564 00:20:53,187 --> 00:20:55,623 a determination over his own body 565 00:20:55,723 --> 00:20:57,892 and what would happen with his own life. 566 00:20:57,992 --> 00:21:01,395 It was just an incredible shift that happened. 567 00:21:01,495 --> 00:21:02,763 And we all saw it. 568 00:21:02,864 --> 00:21:05,533 And, I mean, I am very passionate now, 569 00:21:05,633 --> 00:21:08,569 and our whole family is, that this law be passed 570 00:21:08,669 --> 00:21:09,804 in every state where it's been-- 571 00:21:09,904 --> 00:21:11,606 because I think it's in front of 22 state legislatures 572 00:21:11,706 --> 00:21:12,607 right now. 573 00:21:12,707 --> 00:21:13,941 It's not a law here in New York, 574 00:21:14,041 --> 00:21:15,543 but it's a basic human right. 575 00:21:15,643 --> 00:21:17,278 It's a basic human right. 576 00:21:17,411 --> 00:21:19,013 Who should make that determination? 577 00:21:19,113 --> 00:21:22,283 And even when the film-- 578 00:21:22,416 --> 00:21:25,186 I was terrified sharing my family at this-- 579 00:21:25,286 --> 00:21:26,821 their most raw and vulnerable, but especially 580 00:21:26,921 --> 00:21:27,955 for my sister, who's a rabbi. 581 00:21:28,055 --> 00:21:29,223 TREVOR NOAH: Right. 582 00:21:29,323 --> 00:21:32,727 Because it was against Jewish law for the millennia. 583 00:21:32,827 --> 00:21:35,496 You know, you can't end your life. 584 00:21:35,596 --> 00:21:36,831 They've since reversed that decision. 585 00:21:36,931 --> 00:21:37,832 TREVOR NOAH: Wow. 586 00:21:37,932 --> 00:21:39,100 Yeah, they've reversed that law. 587 00:21:39,200 --> 00:21:40,101 Yeah. TREVOR NOAH: Wow. 588 00:21:40,201 --> 00:21:41,102 Yeah. 589 00:21:41,202 --> 00:21:42,537 [applause] 590 00:21:42,637 --> 00:21:43,671 Reform Judaism has. 591 00:21:43,771 --> 00:21:44,805 Wow. 592 00:21:44,906 --> 00:21:47,074 And the reason they say, a law without tenderness 593 00:21:47,174 --> 00:21:48,142 is wickedness. 594 00:21:48,242 --> 00:21:50,378 And that when the rabbis wrote that law, 595 00:21:50,411 --> 00:21:53,047 suffering lasted maybe five days 596 00:21:53,147 --> 00:21:54,048 with your terminal illness. 597 00:21:54,148 --> 00:21:55,216 TREVOR NOAH: Right. 598 00:21:55,383 --> 00:21:56,817 But now there are thousands, tens of thousands 599 00:21:56,918 --> 00:21:59,387 of terminally ill patients who need-- and their families 600 00:21:59,420 --> 00:22:00,788 who should have this right. 601 00:22:00,888 --> 00:22:02,723 It's compassionate. 602 00:22:02,823 --> 00:22:04,125 TREVOR NOAH: It's a really powerful story. 603 00:22:04,225 --> 00:22:06,260 [applause] 604 00:22:06,394 --> 00:22:09,797 And, like, I can see-- 605 00:22:09,897 --> 00:22:11,699 when you watch it, you can see why 606 00:22:11,799 --> 00:22:14,068 the film is getting Oscar buzz because it's made so well. 607 00:22:14,168 --> 00:22:15,736 Congratulations, honestly, because you 608 00:22:15,836 --> 00:22:17,071 bring us into a world where-- 609 00:22:17,171 --> 00:22:18,439 Thank you. 610 00:22:18,539 --> 00:22:20,942 Really, you bring us into a world that's really gripping. 611 00:22:21,042 --> 00:22:23,044 It feels like we're there with your family. 612 00:22:23,144 --> 00:22:24,445 I feel like I know your family. 613 00:22:24,545 --> 00:22:27,215 Your dad seems like the wisest human being. 614 00:22:27,315 --> 00:22:28,749 There was, like, no moment where he goes 615 00:22:28,850 --> 00:22:30,952 like, I don't really know. 616 00:22:31,052 --> 00:22:32,153 He just says things. 617 00:22:32,253 --> 00:22:34,589 He answers so confidently and also so earnestly 618 00:22:34,689 --> 00:22:35,857 as well and so honestly. 619 00:22:35,957 --> 00:22:39,760 And one of the most amazing aspects in it for me 620 00:22:39,861 --> 00:22:42,563 is him talking to his wife. 621 00:22:42,663 --> 00:22:45,032 And they're having this conversation. 622 00:22:45,132 --> 00:22:47,435 And it's so fascinating to see what 623 00:22:47,535 --> 00:22:50,371 happens when people also have the chance to say goodbye. 624 00:22:50,471 --> 00:22:51,372 You know? 625 00:22:51,472 --> 00:22:53,040 Where people have the chance to say, 626 00:22:53,140 --> 00:22:54,709 this is how I wish for it to end. 627 00:22:54,809 --> 00:22:56,277 I wish to still have this dignity 628 00:22:56,377 --> 00:22:57,378 and to have this moment. 629 00:22:57,445 --> 00:22:59,747 But talk me through that before you go, 630 00:22:59,847 --> 00:23:02,383 just that part of their love story 631 00:23:02,483 --> 00:23:06,521 and witnessing that, which many children never get to see. 632 00:23:06,621 --> 00:23:08,723 This is a double happiness heart 633 00:23:08,823 --> 00:23:13,060 that mom bought for dad and for their one-year anniversary. 634 00:23:13,160 --> 00:23:15,229 And they broke it in half, and each wore one half. 635 00:23:15,396 --> 00:23:16,230 TREVOR NOAH: Wow. 636 00:23:16,397 --> 00:23:18,199 Yeah, so I wear it for good luck 637 00:23:18,299 --> 00:23:19,233 and just to keep them close. 638 00:23:19,400 --> 00:23:20,234 [applause] 639 00:23:20,401 --> 00:23:21,302 Yeah, yeah. 640 00:23:21,402 --> 00:23:24,038 She's a phenomenal woman. 641 00:23:24,138 --> 00:23:25,506 She's a phenomenal woman. 642 00:23:25,606 --> 00:23:27,408 You know, 54 years they were together. 643 00:23:27,508 --> 00:23:29,277 17 of those, he was able-bodied, 644 00:23:29,410 --> 00:23:30,578 and she was jet setting. 645 00:23:30,678 --> 00:23:34,048 And the rest, she was caregiving. 646 00:23:34,148 --> 00:23:36,117 We were just doing a Q&A together last night. 647 00:23:36,217 --> 00:23:37,752 She's 84 years old. She's such a firecracker. 648 00:23:37,852 --> 00:23:38,753 She really is. 649 00:23:38,853 --> 00:23:40,221 She really is. 650 00:23:40,321 --> 00:23:44,292 But, you know, the filmmaking wasn't really the main event. 651 00:23:44,425 --> 00:23:46,861 The main event was getting mom to face the fact 652 00:23:46,961 --> 00:23:49,931 that her partner of this many years was going to be gone 653 00:23:50,031 --> 00:23:51,799 and to really spend time with him. 654 00:23:51,899 --> 00:23:54,368 And it was hard with all the hospice workers around 655 00:23:54,402 --> 00:23:57,371 and everyone around to kind of get her to zero in. 656 00:23:57,405 --> 00:23:59,740 But she finally did face it at the end. 657 00:23:59,840 --> 00:24:01,008 And she's seen the film. 658 00:24:01,108 --> 00:24:03,778 She watched the film every day for a year first year 659 00:24:03,878 --> 00:24:04,779 he was gone. 660 00:24:04,879 --> 00:24:05,813 TREVOR NOAH: Are you serious? 661 00:24:05,913 --> 00:24:07,181 Yeah, she watched it-- she watches it, 662 00:24:07,281 --> 00:24:08,916 like, a few times a week just to spend time with him now. 663 00:24:09,016 --> 00:24:09,984 - I can see why. - Yeah. 664 00:24:10,084 --> 00:24:11,219 I can see why. 665 00:24:11,385 --> 00:24:12,887 Honestly, you have captured a human being in a way 666 00:24:12,987 --> 00:24:14,622 that few films have captured anybody. 667 00:24:14,722 --> 00:24:16,624 You've told a story that I think millions of people, 668 00:24:16,724 --> 00:24:19,460 not just in America, but around the world will connect with. 669 00:24:19,560 --> 00:24:20,595 And congratulations. 670 00:24:20,695 --> 00:24:21,462 Thank you so much for joining me on the show. 671 00:24:21,562 --> 00:24:22,463 Thank you so much. Thank you. 672 00:24:22,563 --> 00:24:23,464 Wonderful having you on. 673 00:24:23,564 --> 00:24:25,066 Really appreciate it. 674 00:24:25,166 --> 00:24:26,400 Make sure to catch the film. 675 00:24:26,500 --> 00:24:28,069 It is truly spectacular on Paramount Plus. 676 00:24:28,169 --> 00:24:29,170 All right, stay tuned. 677 00:24:29,270 --> 00:24:30,771 Because when we come back, Gabrielle Union 678 00:24:30,872 --> 00:24:32,173 will be joining me right here on the show. 679 00:24:32,273 --> 00:24:33,174 Don't go away. 680 00:24:33,274 --> 00:24:36,711 [cheering] 681 00:24:41,949 --> 00:24:46,954 [cheering] 682 00:24:47,054 --> 00:24:49,056 Welcome back to the Daily Show. 683 00:24:49,156 --> 00:24:51,892 My next guest is an actor, a producer, 684 00:24:51,993 --> 00:24:53,327 and a best-selling author. 685 00:24:53,427 --> 00:24:56,430 She was just nominated for an Independent Spirit Award 686 00:24:56,530 --> 00:24:59,066 for her role in the new film, The Inspection, 687 00:24:59,166 --> 00:25:01,936 which is now in select theaters and opens nationwide, 688 00:25:02,036 --> 00:25:03,104 December 2nd. 689 00:25:03,204 --> 00:25:04,572 [video playback] 690 00:25:04,672 --> 00:25:07,808 [music playing] 691 00:25:07,908 --> 00:25:14,782 This little piece of paper, it's all I have left 692 00:25:14,882 --> 00:25:21,889 of the dream I held for you. 693 00:25:23,791 --> 00:25:28,529 I you don't come back, the son I gave birth to-- 694 00:25:28,629 --> 00:25:30,398 consider the certificate void. 695 00:25:30,498 --> 00:25:31,632 [end video playback] 696 00:25:31,732 --> 00:25:34,001 Please welcome, Gabrielle Union. 697 00:25:34,101 --> 00:25:36,971 [music playing] 698 00:25:37,071 --> 00:25:44,078 [cheering] 699 00:25:53,154 --> 00:25:54,055 Thank you. 700 00:25:54,155 --> 00:25:55,056 Thank you, guys. 701 00:25:55,156 --> 00:25:56,457 - As I live and breathe. - Oh. 702 00:25:56,557 --> 00:25:57,725 Well, well, well. 703 00:25:57,825 --> 00:25:58,859 TREVOR NOAH: One of my favorite people in the world. 704 00:25:58,959 --> 00:26:00,428 Gabrielle Union, welcome back to The Daily Show. 705 00:26:00,561 --> 00:26:02,196 How ya been? [cheering] 706 00:26:02,296 --> 00:26:03,798 I've been wonderful. 707 00:26:03,898 --> 00:26:05,666 I've been wonderful. 708 00:26:05,766 --> 00:26:07,201 Is that Africa I smell on you? What is that? 709 00:26:07,301 --> 00:26:08,235 It is. TREVOR NOAH: What is that? 710 00:26:08,336 --> 00:26:09,236 What is that. - It is. 711 00:26:09,337 --> 00:26:10,237 TREVOR NOAH: Mm. 712 00:26:10,338 --> 00:26:11,272 That aroma is so familiar to me. 713 00:26:11,372 --> 00:26:14,775 [singing "circle of life"] 714 00:26:14,875 --> 00:26:16,310 What is happening here? 715 00:26:16,410 --> 00:26:17,878 How was your trip? You just got back, right? 716 00:26:17,978 --> 00:26:19,046 - It was amazing. - Yes. 717 00:26:19,146 --> 00:26:20,147 It was amazing. 718 00:26:20,247 --> 00:26:21,682 You know, of course, I had called Trev, 719 00:26:21,782 --> 00:26:23,951 as one does when you go to the motherland, 720 00:26:24,051 --> 00:26:24,952 and I was like, tell me where to go. 721 00:26:25,052 --> 00:26:25,953 TREVOR NOAH: You say as one does, 722 00:26:26,053 --> 00:26:26,954 like everyone just calls, Trevor, 723 00:26:27,054 --> 00:26:28,789 I'm going to Africa, OK? 724 00:26:28,889 --> 00:26:30,324 Well, I feel like you pick up the phone. 725 00:26:30,424 --> 00:26:31,325 I do. I do. 726 00:26:31,425 --> 00:26:32,593 You do. You actually pick up the phone. 727 00:26:32,693 --> 00:26:33,828 I do. 728 00:26:33,928 --> 00:26:35,096 You're like hey, hey, yeah, let 729 00:26:35,196 --> 00:26:36,364 me give you some suggestions. 730 00:26:36,464 --> 00:26:37,732 But we started off in Tanzania, then 731 00:26:37,832 --> 00:26:39,467 went to Ghana, then Namibia, and then to your home country. 732 00:26:39,600 --> 00:26:40,968 - That is amazing. - Yeah. 733 00:26:41,068 --> 00:26:42,269 But this was a different trip. 734 00:26:42,370 --> 00:26:43,838 This was a big trip, because you were learning, 735 00:26:43,938 --> 00:26:45,639 you were exploring, you were also celebrating. 736 00:26:45,740 --> 00:26:47,875 They wrote 50th birthday, but that's not right though. 737 00:26:47,975 --> 00:26:49,744 Yeah, yeah, 50th. 738 00:26:49,844 --> 00:26:51,212 [sounds of disbelief] AUDIENCE: Damn. 739 00:26:51,312 --> 00:26:52,213 [cheering] 740 00:26:52,313 --> 00:26:55,149 Yes. 741 00:26:55,249 --> 00:26:57,585 Yeah. 742 00:26:57,685 --> 00:27:04,191 [inaudible] You've seen me drop it low, 743 00:27:04,291 --> 00:27:06,861 Trevor, and you see how long it takes me to get back up. 744 00:27:06,961 --> 00:27:07,862 [laughing] 745 00:27:07,962 --> 00:27:08,963 So you know. 746 00:27:09,063 --> 00:27:11,032 You know my hips are like, yo, no, she's 50. 747 00:27:11,132 --> 00:27:12,033 TREVOR NOAH: Oh, please. 748 00:27:12,133 --> 00:27:13,167 Please, I don't think so. 749 00:27:13,267 --> 00:27:14,935 I feel like you are one of those people 750 00:27:15,036 --> 00:27:16,070 who is eternally young. 751 00:27:16,170 --> 00:27:18,572 You are-- you-- you're so curious about life. 752 00:27:18,639 --> 00:27:20,574 You know, everything you do, whether it's 753 00:27:20,641 --> 00:27:23,678 in the writing of your books, whether it's in how you travel 754 00:27:23,778 --> 00:27:25,579 the world, what projects you engage yourself, 755 00:27:25,646 --> 00:27:27,882 in Broadway productions, I mean, 756 00:27:27,982 --> 00:27:30,251 this film is another example of that. 757 00:27:30,351 --> 00:27:32,887 We've seen Gabrielle Union in so many 758 00:27:32,987 --> 00:27:35,056 different types of movies. 759 00:27:35,156 --> 00:27:37,725 Forgive me if I'm wrong in saying this, 760 00:27:37,825 --> 00:27:40,027 but I've never seen you like this. 761 00:27:40,127 --> 00:27:41,996 I've never seen you in a role like this. 762 00:27:42,096 --> 00:27:44,165 I can see why people are saying, 763 00:27:44,265 --> 00:27:46,901 oh, man, if the Oscars are not watching this movie, 764 00:27:47,001 --> 00:27:50,538 then they're not watching movies, because you play 765 00:27:50,571 --> 00:27:55,076 a character in a movie that is so touching, painful, 766 00:27:55,176 --> 00:27:56,143 and brilliant. 767 00:27:56,243 --> 00:27:59,080 And it's the story of a young Black man, 768 00:27:59,180 --> 00:28:01,549 as we saw just in that preview, whose 769 00:28:01,649 --> 00:28:04,752 mother basically says because you are gay, 770 00:28:04,852 --> 00:28:06,354 I'm going to disown you. 771 00:28:06,454 --> 00:28:08,556 And he goes off to join the Marines. 772 00:28:08,656 --> 00:28:11,592 And her hope is that this will turn him straight. 773 00:28:11,692 --> 00:28:15,129 Talk me through how you even get into this project 774 00:28:15,229 --> 00:28:16,964 and everything that the story was, 775 00:28:17,064 --> 00:28:19,467 because it has a lot more to do with real life 776 00:28:19,567 --> 00:28:20,835 than most people would think. 777 00:28:20,935 --> 00:28:24,572 Way too much to do with real life than I'd like. 778 00:28:24,672 --> 00:28:28,476 Elegance Bratton, our director, writer, producer, 779 00:28:28,576 --> 00:28:30,144 he came to me, sent me this script, 780 00:28:30,244 --> 00:28:31,846 him along with Effie Brown, and they're like, what 781 00:28:31,946 --> 00:28:32,847 do you think of the script. 782 00:28:32,947 --> 00:28:33,881 I was like, this is a winner. 783 00:28:33,981 --> 00:28:36,050 I absolutely want to be a part of this. 784 00:28:36,150 --> 00:28:38,352 I will come on as an executive producer. 785 00:28:38,452 --> 00:28:39,987 I know how I can be additive. 786 00:28:40,087 --> 00:28:41,856 And he's like, great. 787 00:28:41,956 --> 00:28:43,724 I want you to play my mother. 788 00:28:43,824 --> 00:28:46,227 And I was like, ugh. 789 00:28:46,327 --> 00:28:49,897 I tend to, you know, when I come across people 790 00:28:49,997 --> 00:28:54,368 who behave and speak like this, I tend to read them for filth. 791 00:28:54,535 --> 00:28:58,572 I tend to not be inspired to want to play them in a film. 792 00:28:58,673 --> 00:29:00,908 And I just didn't think that I was the right fit. 793 00:29:01,008 --> 00:29:02,610 And he said, no, it has to be you. 794 00:29:02,710 --> 00:29:04,545 It can only be you. 795 00:29:04,578 --> 00:29:08,182 And later, I came to find out that him and his mom 796 00:29:08,282 --> 00:29:10,117 had been estranged for about 18 years. 797 00:29:10,217 --> 00:29:11,452 TREVOR NOAH: Wow. 798 00:29:11,552 --> 00:29:15,823 And he knew that I was one of his mom's favorites. 799 00:29:15,923 --> 00:29:20,161 And he knew that if I played her, she couldn't deny him, 800 00:29:20,261 --> 00:29:22,096 and she would reconnect. 801 00:29:22,196 --> 00:29:23,097 [cheering] 802 00:29:23,197 --> 00:29:28,336 Woo. 803 00:29:28,436 --> 00:29:32,606 Unfortunately, we got green lit February 14, 2020. 804 00:29:32,707 --> 00:29:36,277 His mom passed February 18, 2020. 805 00:29:36,377 --> 00:29:37,278 TREVOR NOAH: Wow. 806 00:29:37,378 --> 00:29:39,747 So I'm not only playing a real person, 807 00:29:39,847 --> 00:29:42,717 I'm playing my director and writer's mother, 808 00:29:42,817 --> 00:29:45,920 who has passed and they've had a pretty fraught relationship. 809 00:29:46,020 --> 00:29:47,722 And I just wasn't-- 810 00:29:47,822 --> 00:29:50,524 I just wasn't sure this was the right time for any of us. 811 00:29:50,591 --> 00:29:51,625 And he assured me. 812 00:29:51,726 --> 00:29:53,894 He said, no, we have to tell this story. 813 00:29:53,995 --> 00:29:54,895 We have to tell the story. 814 00:29:54,996 --> 00:29:57,531 And we know that you can do this. 815 00:29:57,565 --> 00:29:59,000 I was like-- 816 00:29:59,100 --> 00:30:00,334 And he was like, you know the Black 817 00:30:00,434 --> 00:30:02,236 community has known that you've had the range to do this. 818 00:30:02,336 --> 00:30:03,537 TREVOR NOAH: Right. 819 00:30:03,571 --> 00:30:06,140 And I had to admit to myself that I had put myself 820 00:30:06,240 --> 00:30:09,844 in a cage, in a box, and decided what I could do 821 00:30:09,944 --> 00:30:11,112 and couldn't do. 822 00:30:11,212 --> 00:30:12,380 TREVOR NOAH: You had typecast yourself and the roles 823 00:30:12,546 --> 00:30:13,647 that you could play because of the roles 824 00:30:13,748 --> 00:30:15,216 that were afforded to you. - Absolutely. 825 00:30:15,316 --> 00:30:16,250 Right. 826 00:30:16,350 --> 00:30:17,852 So I had to break out and give myself 827 00:30:17,952 --> 00:30:20,287 the opportunity to try to-- 828 00:30:20,388 --> 00:30:21,555 I don't know-- to try to grow. 829 00:30:21,656 --> 00:30:23,457 - Was it scary? - It's terrifying. 830 00:30:23,557 --> 00:30:24,859 It's absolutely terrifying. 831 00:30:24,959 --> 00:30:28,562 I don't want to ruin this man's story with pulling like a ISIS 832 00:30:28,663 --> 00:30:29,930 from Bring It On, you know. 833 00:30:30,031 --> 00:30:30,931 I-- 834 00:30:31,032 --> 00:30:32,933 [laughing] 835 00:30:33,034 --> 00:30:35,403 I don't know what he's expecting, you know. 836 00:30:35,569 --> 00:30:37,304 [cheering] 837 00:30:37,405 --> 00:30:39,340 And yet-- and yet, I feel like-- 838 00:30:39,440 --> 00:30:42,143 I feel like, you know, it seems so perfect 839 00:30:42,243 --> 00:30:44,845 and it seems so obvious now, because when you see 840 00:30:44,945 --> 00:30:47,515 you in the film, I can see-- 841 00:30:47,548 --> 00:30:49,016 I can see what he saw. 842 00:30:49,116 --> 00:30:51,285 And it's interesting, I would love 843 00:30:51,385 --> 00:30:53,521 to know how your opinion of his mom 844 00:30:53,587 --> 00:30:55,823 changed in hearing his story and his side of it. 845 00:30:55,923 --> 00:30:57,792 Because to your point, there are many scripts, 846 00:30:57,892 --> 00:31:00,027 and there are many stories, that are told of people 847 00:31:00,127 --> 00:31:02,096 that give us an idea of them. 848 00:31:02,196 --> 00:31:04,532 And then, once we're forced to be them, 849 00:31:04,565 --> 00:31:06,534 in some way, once we're forced to empathize 850 00:31:06,600 --> 00:31:09,804 and get into their lives, our opinion of them changes. 851 00:31:09,904 --> 00:31:11,439 Talk me through that change, because you 852 00:31:11,539 --> 00:31:13,941 don't play her like somebody that you hate. 853 00:31:14,041 --> 00:31:16,143 You don't play her like somebody that we even hate. 854 00:31:16,243 --> 00:31:18,579 So I'd love to know what you understand differently 855 00:31:18,679 --> 00:31:20,448 about her that doesn't condone her views 856 00:31:20,548 --> 00:31:24,051 on her son being gay, but in some way 857 00:31:24,151 --> 00:31:25,553 creates empathy in us for her. 858 00:31:25,619 --> 00:31:27,254 I had to find her humanity. 859 00:31:27,355 --> 00:31:29,790 And I had to figure out how to keep the love not just 860 00:31:29,890 --> 00:31:32,293 on the set as a producer, but the love 861 00:31:32,393 --> 00:31:33,694 between these characters. 862 00:31:33,794 --> 00:31:36,297 And the more I talk to parents who struggle in the way 863 00:31:36,397 --> 00:31:38,599 that she struggles, they-- none of them 864 00:31:38,699 --> 00:31:41,202 deny that they love their children deeply. 865 00:31:41,302 --> 00:31:44,905 And a lot of them truly believe that by rejecting their child, 866 00:31:45,006 --> 00:31:48,509 or denying their identity, which unfortunately denies 867 00:31:48,576 --> 00:31:52,146 their humanity, is the way to love them properly, 868 00:31:52,246 --> 00:31:55,916 is the way to protect them, is the way to save them, which 869 00:31:56,017 --> 00:31:57,618 sounds very backwards, right. 870 00:31:57,718 --> 00:32:00,655 But that's-- firmly in their hearts, they believe that. 871 00:32:00,755 --> 00:32:03,190 And the more I started asking about her background-- 872 00:32:03,290 --> 00:32:04,825 she was orphaned at 10. 873 00:32:04,925 --> 00:32:05,960 She was a top student. 874 00:32:06,060 --> 00:32:07,161 She was a top athlete. 875 00:32:07,261 --> 00:32:09,163 And she just wanted people to think that she was 876 00:32:09,263 --> 00:32:11,666 good and worthy and deserving. 877 00:32:11,766 --> 00:32:15,236 And I was like, now that's where I can relate. 878 00:32:15,336 --> 00:32:18,606 We have these conversations often where 879 00:32:18,706 --> 00:32:22,543 all the shapeshifting that you will do to get someone to say, 880 00:32:22,610 --> 00:32:25,579 oh yeah, you, right, whether it's a relationship 881 00:32:25,680 --> 00:32:27,882 or a business opportunity or just how 882 00:32:27,982 --> 00:32:29,884 you move through the world surviving as a person of color 883 00:32:29,984 --> 00:32:31,986 in this world. 884 00:32:32,086 --> 00:32:33,287 You will minimize yourself. 885 00:32:33,387 --> 00:32:35,289 You will barter with anything to try 886 00:32:35,389 --> 00:32:36,791 to get this much closer to the power 887 00:32:36,891 --> 00:32:38,693 structures or opportunities or whatever. 888 00:32:38,793 --> 00:32:42,096 And that, we had in common, because I've 889 00:32:42,196 --> 00:32:44,165 bartered with many things, just not my kids. 890 00:32:44,265 --> 00:32:46,801 But I bartered with my soul plenty of times. 891 00:32:46,901 --> 00:32:50,137 We talk about soul sacrifices and those moments 892 00:32:50,237 --> 00:32:53,941 that you will never get back, that live in your memory 893 00:32:54,041 --> 00:32:55,976 that you're ashamed of. 894 00:32:56,077 --> 00:32:58,346 And I had those as well. 895 00:32:58,512 --> 00:33:01,983 And I was like, OK, now I figured out how I can get in. 896 00:33:02,083 --> 00:33:04,151 How do I keep the love in this space, 897 00:33:04,251 --> 00:33:08,756 but still show that this is the most unhealthy way of showing 898 00:33:08,856 --> 00:33:10,324 your love for your child? TREVOR NOAH: Wow. 899 00:33:10,424 --> 00:33:11,525 Wow. 900 00:33:11,625 --> 00:33:12,860 And hopefully, I can be a mirror to some parents. 901 00:33:12,960 --> 00:33:14,428 I don't think-- I don't think hopefully. 902 00:33:14,528 --> 00:33:16,297 I think you will be. 903 00:33:16,397 --> 00:33:17,698 I think it's brilliant. 904 00:33:17,798 --> 00:33:18,699 I mean it's exceptional. 905 00:33:18,799 --> 00:33:19,900 The film is phenomenal. 906 00:33:20,001 --> 00:33:21,535 The story that you tell is phenomenal. 907 00:33:21,602 --> 00:33:22,837 It is everything. 908 00:33:22,937 --> 00:33:26,707 And as I say, if the Oscars people don't come knocking, 909 00:33:26,807 --> 00:33:28,309 I'm going to be free in like a few weeks. 910 00:33:28,409 --> 00:33:29,744 I'm just going to go chase them. 911 00:33:29,844 --> 00:33:31,545 You call me and you let me know. 912 00:33:31,579 --> 00:33:32,713 You know I answer the phone. 913 00:33:32,813 --> 00:33:34,315 I'm going to chase the people. You are phenomenal. 914 00:33:34,415 --> 00:33:35,416 Thank you so much for joining me on the show again. 915 00:33:35,549 --> 00:33:36,417 - [inaudible] - I love you so much. 916 00:33:36,550 --> 00:33:38,019 [inaudible] [cheering] 917 00:33:38,119 --> 00:33:40,354 Gabrielle Union, everybody. 918 00:33:40,454 --> 00:33:42,356 Make sure to catch the film. 919 00:33:42,490 --> 00:33:44,291 I promise you, you will not regret it. 920 00:33:44,392 --> 00:33:45,493 We're going to take a quick break. 921 00:33:45,526 --> 00:33:47,061 We'll be right back after this. 922 00:33:47,161 --> 00:33:50,498 [cheering] 923 00:33:58,138 --> 00:33:58,539 [applause] 924 00:33:58,639 --> 00:34:02,442 [cheering] 925 00:34:02,543 --> 00:34:03,810 Well, that's our show for tonight. 926 00:34:03,911 --> 00:34:06,113 But before we go, before we go, please 927 00:34:06,213 --> 00:34:08,815 consider donating to One Simple Wish, a charity 928 00:34:08,916 --> 00:34:10,884 that grants wishes to kids and young adults 929 00:34:10,984 --> 00:34:12,085 who are in foster care. 930 00:34:12,186 --> 00:34:13,520 If you want to help grant a wish 931 00:34:13,620 --> 00:34:15,489 or donate towards their holiday wish fund, 932 00:34:15,589 --> 00:34:17,591 then please do so at the link below. 933 00:34:17,691 --> 00:34:19,459 Until next time, stay safe out there. 934 00:34:19,560 --> 00:34:23,931 And remember, don't get your medical advice from Twitter. 935 00:34:24,031 --> 00:34:25,065 Use TikTok for that. 936 00:34:25,165 --> 00:34:27,334 Now here it is, your moment of zen. 937 00:34:27,434 --> 00:34:30,571 [music playing] 938 00:34:30,671 --> 00:34:34,775 I used to have a beagle named Roger. 939 00:34:34,875 --> 00:34:36,577 And Roger was a rascal. 940 00:34:36,677 --> 00:34:39,813 About every two weeks, Roger would run off. 941 00:34:39,913 --> 00:34:43,317 He'd always come back, but about half the time, he'd 942 00:34:43,417 --> 00:34:46,987 come back dragging roadkill that he would 943 00:34:47,087 --> 00:34:49,389 hide under my back porch. 944 00:34:49,489 --> 00:34:51,725 President Biden's energy policy looks 945 00:34:51,825 --> 00:34:56,196 like something Roger used to keep under my back porch.