1 00:00:00,534 --> 00:00:01,935 [theme music] 2 00:00:02,035 --> 00:00:04,805 ANNOUNCER: Tonight, it's the final episode of The Daily 3 00:00:04,905 --> 00:00:08,542 Show with Trevor Noah, where we celebrate the fact 4 00:00:08,642 --> 00:00:10,344 that we fixed America. 5 00:00:10,444 --> 00:00:11,645 That's right. 6 00:00:11,745 --> 00:00:14,681 All the problems are solved, and it's time to move on. 7 00:00:14,781 --> 00:00:17,451 Mission accomplished. 8 00:00:17,551 --> 00:00:20,754 This is The Daily Show with Trevor Noah. 9 00:00:20,854 --> 00:00:27,861 [cheering] 10 00:00:37,104 --> 00:00:38,972 Oh, man, what's going on, everybody? 11 00:00:39,072 --> 00:00:40,440 Welcome to The Daily Show. 12 00:00:40,541 --> 00:00:41,408 I'm Trevor Noah. 13 00:00:41,508 --> 00:00:44,144 Thank you so much for tuning in. 14 00:00:44,244 --> 00:00:46,346 Thank you for coming out in person. 15 00:00:46,446 --> 00:00:47,514 Thank you so much. 16 00:00:47,614 --> 00:00:49,416 Thank you so much. Thank you so much. 17 00:00:49,516 --> 00:00:50,517 Thank you so much. 18 00:00:50,617 --> 00:00:51,919 Thank you for being here, everybody. 19 00:00:52,019 --> 00:00:53,587 Take a seat. Take a seat. 20 00:00:53,687 --> 00:00:55,889 Thank you so much for coming out 21 00:00:55,989 --> 00:00:57,324 and for tuning in, especially tonight 22 00:00:57,424 --> 00:00:59,493 because this is the final episode of The Daily 23 00:00:59,593 --> 00:01:00,527 Show with Trevor Noah. 24 00:01:00,627 --> 00:01:01,495 And it's not just that. 25 00:01:01,595 --> 00:01:03,063 It's also a celebration. 26 00:01:03,130 --> 00:01:07,367 Because when I started this show, I had three clear goals. 27 00:01:07,467 --> 00:01:09,736 I was like, I'm going to make sure Hillary gets elected. 28 00:01:09,837 --> 00:01:12,206 I'm going to make sure that I prevent a global pandemic 29 00:01:12,306 --> 00:01:13,440 from starting. 30 00:01:13,540 --> 00:01:15,342 And I'm going to become best friends with Kanye West. 31 00:01:15,442 --> 00:01:16,343 So-- 32 00:01:16,443 --> 00:01:20,914 [cheering] 33 00:01:21,081 --> 00:01:22,883 I think it's time to move on. 34 00:01:22,983 --> 00:01:24,985 But before we do that, for one last time, let's do 35 00:01:25,085 --> 00:01:26,086 this, people. 36 00:01:26,186 --> 00:01:27,588 Let's jump straight into today's episode. 37 00:01:27,688 --> 00:01:29,990 [music playing] 38 00:01:30,090 --> 00:01:35,829 [cheering] 39 00:01:35,929 --> 00:01:37,164 All right, people, let's do this. 40 00:01:37,264 --> 00:01:38,632 This is it, my final show. 41 00:01:38,732 --> 00:01:39,933 And I've got a ton of cleanup to do 42 00:01:40,100 --> 00:01:41,768 so I can get the security deposit back on the studio. 43 00:01:41,869 --> 00:01:45,839 But-- but, before I head out, what better way to spend it 44 00:01:45,939 --> 00:01:48,475 than to check in with all of my favorite people 45 00:01:48,575 --> 00:01:50,344 and all of your favorite correspondents one 46 00:01:50,444 --> 00:01:52,846 last time, starting with my very favorite, Michael 47 00:01:52,946 --> 00:01:54,147 Kosta, everybody! 48 00:01:54,248 --> 00:01:58,619 [cheering] 49 00:01:58,719 --> 00:02:03,257 Michael Kosta, great to see you, buddy. 50 00:02:03,357 --> 00:02:05,526 One last time, man, what is going on in the market today? 51 00:02:05,626 --> 00:02:09,963 Trevor, Trevor, I'm crushing it, and, I mean, crushing 52 00:02:10,063 --> 00:02:11,331 it, OK? 53 00:02:11,431 --> 00:02:16,403 But tonight I'm also crushed because this is our last time 54 00:02:16,503 --> 00:02:17,571 together on The Daily Show. 55 00:02:17,671 --> 00:02:20,374 So I'm not going to talk about the market tonight. 56 00:02:20,474 --> 00:02:22,543 Because as much as I love numbers, 57 00:02:22,643 --> 00:02:25,712 there's a different N-word I love even more. 58 00:02:25,812 --> 00:02:27,981 [laughter] 59 00:02:28,081 --> 00:02:29,216 Nostalgia. 60 00:02:29,316 --> 00:02:30,984 Oh, thank god, nostalgia. 61 00:02:31,084 --> 00:02:31,985 Yeah, nostalgia. 62 00:02:32,085 --> 00:02:33,120 TREVOR NOAH: All right. 63 00:02:33,220 --> 00:02:36,089 Trevor, this is a chart of our friendship, OK? 64 00:02:36,123 --> 00:02:42,796 Six years-- six years of African-American relations, 65 00:02:42,896 --> 00:02:43,797 all right? 66 00:02:43,897 --> 00:02:45,499 TREVOR NOAH: [laughs] 67 00:02:45,599 --> 00:02:48,168 Now right here, this is the high point. 68 00:02:48,268 --> 00:02:50,804 We got off to a good start because you hired me, right, 69 00:02:50,904 --> 00:02:52,573 which meant I could stop sleeping 70 00:02:52,673 --> 00:02:54,141 in my shitty old Honda Civic. 71 00:02:54,241 --> 00:02:55,342 And now look at me. 72 00:02:55,442 --> 00:02:57,845 I'm sleeping in a frickin' Tesla, baby, right? 73 00:02:57,945 --> 00:02:58,946 [cheering] 74 00:02:59,112 --> 00:03:00,314 Yeah. 75 00:03:00,414 --> 00:03:03,183 And every morning I wake up, I see where the autopilot mode 76 00:03:03,283 --> 00:03:05,219 brought me, I have a nice, big cup of coffee, 77 00:03:05,319 --> 00:03:07,554 and I clean the blood off my tires. 78 00:03:07,654 --> 00:03:10,791 And that's thanks to you, my man. 79 00:03:10,891 --> 00:03:12,926 Well, for the job, yeah. 80 00:03:13,060 --> 00:03:14,595 For the job, yeah, but not thanks to me for the blood. 81 00:03:14,695 --> 00:03:15,596 No, I do. 82 00:03:15,696 --> 00:03:16,830 That blood is on your hands for real. 83 00:03:16,930 --> 00:03:19,166 But, of course-- of course, now here-- 84 00:03:19,266 --> 00:03:21,902 here is the first time you let me onto the show 85 00:03:22,069 --> 00:03:24,071 with a chart that looked like a butthole, right? 86 00:03:24,171 --> 00:03:25,339 TREVOR NOAH: Yeah, you did that a lot. 87 00:03:25,439 --> 00:03:26,640 You did a lot. 88 00:03:26,740 --> 00:03:29,076 And here, OK, here is the time you let me on the show 89 00:03:29,142 --> 00:03:31,712 with a different chart that looks like a butthole. 90 00:03:31,812 --> 00:03:33,080 TREVOR NOAH: Yeah, yeah. It was a lot of that. 91 00:03:33,180 --> 00:03:34,214 It was a lot. 92 00:03:34,314 --> 00:03:35,549 But the one that's most important to me, Trevor, 93 00:03:35,649 --> 00:03:37,417 is this one up here, OK? 94 00:03:37,518 --> 00:03:39,253 Because this is the time you let me on the show 95 00:03:39,353 --> 00:03:41,555 with a chart that looks like a penis. 96 00:03:41,655 --> 00:03:43,891 And this was a total game-changer for me, Trevor. 97 00:03:43,991 --> 00:03:45,192 Yeah. 98 00:03:45,292 --> 00:03:47,794 And, look-- look, there was some tough times too, OK? 99 00:03:47,895 --> 00:03:50,797 I mean, this is when COVID hit, you know? 100 00:03:50,898 --> 00:03:52,232 And that wasn't easy. 101 00:03:52,332 --> 00:03:54,201 You were doing the show from your apartment. 102 00:03:54,301 --> 00:03:55,869 I was in the office every day because I 103 00:03:55,969 --> 00:03:57,304 didn't get that email. But-- but-- 104 00:03:57,404 --> 00:03:58,539 [laughter] 105 00:03:58,639 --> 00:04:00,574 --that was a lonely two years. 106 00:04:00,674 --> 00:04:03,844 But, look, that's the beauty of our friendship, Trevor. 107 00:04:03,944 --> 00:04:07,047 In fact, I made a chart to illustrate it, OK? 108 00:04:07,080 --> 00:04:10,651 Some days are good. 109 00:04:10,751 --> 00:04:11,652 Let's be honest. 110 00:04:11,752 --> 00:04:14,655 Some days are bad. 111 00:04:14,755 --> 00:04:19,626 But true friendship, that's the sweet spot in between. 112 00:04:19,726 --> 00:04:25,232 [cheering] 113 00:04:25,332 --> 00:04:28,569 And it can stink. 114 00:04:28,669 --> 00:04:31,471 It can bring you unimaginable pleasure. 115 00:04:31,572 --> 00:04:33,473 But you can't live without it. 116 00:04:33,574 --> 00:04:35,275 [cheering] 117 00:04:35,375 --> 00:04:39,112 Thank you, Michael. 118 00:04:39,213 --> 00:04:40,714 I see what you did there one last time. 119 00:04:40,814 --> 00:04:41,715 I see that. 120 00:04:41,815 --> 00:04:42,983 And you know what? 121 00:04:43,083 --> 00:04:45,819 I wouldn't trade our friendship for anything, Trevor. 122 00:04:45,919 --> 00:04:47,921 [cheering] 123 00:04:48,088 --> 00:04:49,556 TREVOR NOAH: Thank you so much for that, Michael. 124 00:04:49,656 --> 00:04:51,258 One last time, everybody. 125 00:04:51,358 --> 00:04:52,593 [cheering] 126 00:04:52,693 --> 00:04:55,696 Heartfelt and Incredibly disgusting sentiment, 127 00:04:55,796 --> 00:04:57,130 Michael Kosta, everybody. 128 00:04:57,231 --> 00:05:00,501 [cheering] 129 00:05:00,601 --> 00:05:02,736 Now let's go on to Desi Lydic, please. 130 00:05:02,836 --> 00:05:06,106 And tell me, Desi, that for this last time, 131 00:05:06,206 --> 00:05:08,041 you're actually going to do the weather, please. 132 00:05:08,141 --> 00:05:09,042 Desi Lydic, everybody. 133 00:05:09,142 --> 00:05:12,079 [cheering] 134 00:05:12,179 --> 00:05:14,248 Weather? 135 00:05:14,348 --> 00:05:15,315 Nope. 136 00:05:15,415 --> 00:05:18,151 Trevor, I am not here to do the weather. 137 00:05:18,252 --> 00:05:19,453 It's your last show. 138 00:05:19,553 --> 00:05:23,490 So on behalf of Paramount, Viacom, CBS, Comedy Central, 139 00:05:23,590 --> 00:05:26,627 Viacom Networks, and Paw Patrol Plus, 140 00:05:26,727 --> 00:05:30,964 I am here to do your exit interview. 141 00:05:31,064 --> 00:05:33,534 What, right-- do we have to do that live on air? 142 00:05:33,634 --> 00:05:35,469 No, but some of us are getting drinks after the show. 143 00:05:35,569 --> 00:05:38,071 So I got to squeeze it in now. 144 00:05:38,172 --> 00:05:39,573 TREVOR NOAH: Wait, people are getting drinks? 145 00:05:39,673 --> 00:05:40,574 No one told me. 146 00:05:40,674 --> 00:05:42,075 Can I come? 147 00:05:42,142 --> 00:05:43,076 First question. 148 00:05:43,143 --> 00:05:45,078 [laughter] 149 00:05:45,145 --> 00:05:47,481 Over the seven years of your employment here, 150 00:05:47,581 --> 00:05:51,285 what would you say is my best personality trait? 151 00:05:51,385 --> 00:05:53,086 [laughter] 152 00:05:53,120 --> 00:05:55,255 Oh, you mean my best personality trait. 153 00:05:55,355 --> 00:05:57,191 Nope, mine. 154 00:05:57,291 --> 00:06:00,761 Oh, I guess I would say humility. 155 00:06:00,861 --> 00:06:03,597 Yeah, I am amazing at that. 156 00:06:03,697 --> 00:06:06,266 I'll put down humility and great cheekbones. 157 00:06:06,366 --> 00:06:07,501 TREVOR NOAH: Oh, OK. 158 00:06:07,601 --> 00:06:12,472 OK, next question, what will you miss most about me? 159 00:06:12,573 --> 00:06:13,473 OK, this is wei-- 160 00:06:13,574 --> 00:06:16,143 Desi, if this is my exit interview, 161 00:06:16,243 --> 00:06:19,746 shouldn't the questions be about me and not you? 162 00:06:19,847 --> 00:06:21,481 Why would they be about you? 163 00:06:21,582 --> 00:06:23,350 I'm the one who's staying. 164 00:06:23,450 --> 00:06:25,419 [laughter] 165 00:06:25,519 --> 00:06:28,689 I mean, you're leaving us, which is fine. 166 00:06:28,789 --> 00:06:29,690 It's fine. 167 00:06:29,790 --> 00:06:31,458 I mean, people abandon me all the time. 168 00:06:31,558 --> 00:06:32,459 I don't care. 169 00:06:32,559 --> 00:06:34,728 Why would I care, dad? 170 00:06:34,828 --> 00:06:36,864 [laughter] 171 00:06:36,964 --> 00:06:40,334 Point is I'm the one staying. 172 00:06:40,434 --> 00:06:42,636 But just in case, would you mind writing 173 00:06:42,736 --> 00:06:44,972 me a letter of recommendation? 174 00:06:45,072 --> 00:06:46,306 I gladly would, Desi. 175 00:06:46,406 --> 00:06:49,443 You know, I will write that you are one of the funniest 176 00:06:49,543 --> 00:06:53,080 and most gifted comedic actors I have ever known 177 00:06:53,180 --> 00:06:54,948 and had the pleasure of working with. 178 00:06:55,082 --> 00:06:59,152 Anyone who knows you is lucky to know you. 179 00:06:59,253 --> 00:07:00,721 Trevor. 180 00:07:00,821 --> 00:07:03,257 OK, fine, you can come to drinks with work. 181 00:07:03,357 --> 00:07:05,025 TREVOR NOAH: Thank you. Thank you. 182 00:07:05,058 --> 00:07:06,026 Yeah. 183 00:07:06,059 --> 00:07:07,027 Thank you so much. 184 00:07:07,060 --> 00:07:09,863 [cheering] 185 00:07:10,030 --> 00:07:11,331 Desi Lydic, everybody. 186 00:07:11,431 --> 00:07:16,637 [cheering] 187 00:07:16,737 --> 00:07:18,038 One of the funniest people I know, 188 00:07:18,105 --> 00:07:21,175 but one of the worst weather people I've ever worked with, 189 00:07:21,275 --> 00:07:22,342 and that's saying something. 190 00:07:22,442 --> 00:07:25,279 Now here to give us our final lotto numbers, 191 00:07:25,379 --> 00:07:27,047 Dulcé Sloan, everyone. 192 00:07:27,080 --> 00:07:30,384 [cheering] 193 00:07:30,484 --> 00:07:32,686 All right, Dulcé. 194 00:07:32,786 --> 00:07:34,421 All right, friend, who's winning that money? 195 00:07:34,521 --> 00:07:35,589 Where are the lotto numbers? 196 00:07:35,689 --> 00:07:36,590 No, no, no, no, no. 197 00:07:36,690 --> 00:07:38,592 Listen. 198 00:07:38,692 --> 00:07:40,394 Hello, friends. 199 00:07:40,494 --> 00:07:44,064 [cheering] 200 00:07:44,131 --> 00:07:48,135 Now there's only one lotto winner tonight. 201 00:07:48,235 --> 00:07:54,775 And that is my friend, my light-skinned friend, 202 00:07:55,776 --> 00:07:59,179 my homie, Trevor Ezekiel Noah. 203 00:07:59,279 --> 00:08:00,781 TREVOR NOAH: It's not Ezekiel, but I'll take it. 204 00:08:00,881 --> 00:08:02,015 [laughter] 205 00:08:02,082 --> 00:08:03,784 I don't know why you keep saying Ezekiel to me. 206 00:08:03,884 --> 00:08:05,786 I gave you the middle name Ezekiel because I 207 00:08:05,886 --> 00:08:07,321 don't know any African words. 208 00:08:07,421 --> 00:08:09,289 [laughter] 209 00:08:09,389 --> 00:08:13,694 You taught me nothing! 210 00:08:13,794 --> 00:08:15,028 TREVOR NOAH: Sorry. I interrupted you. 211 00:08:15,095 --> 00:08:16,029 You were saying. 212 00:08:16,096 --> 00:08:17,264 You were saying. 213 00:08:17,364 --> 00:08:19,666 You think if you know African they teach you African, 214 00:08:19,766 --> 00:08:24,137 but he just be speaking English all the time. 215 00:08:24,238 --> 00:08:27,407 Look at you, leaving The Daily Show to go star in movies 216 00:08:27,508 --> 00:08:30,410 like the Hemsworth brothers. 217 00:08:30,511 --> 00:08:32,779 Well, no, I don't actually have any movies lined up. 218 00:08:32,880 --> 00:08:34,047 I'm just-- I'm just leaving. 219 00:08:34,114 --> 00:08:35,082 That's all. 220 00:08:35,182 --> 00:08:36,083 You're what? 221 00:08:36,183 --> 00:08:37,417 [laughter] 222 00:08:37,518 --> 00:08:38,785 No, I-- have you not been listening? 223 00:08:38,886 --> 00:08:39,920 This is what I said. 224 00:08:40,053 --> 00:08:41,455 This is a moment where I'm just taking time. 225 00:08:41,555 --> 00:08:43,924 It's about me making time for family, for friends, 226 00:08:44,057 --> 00:08:45,792 to travel a little bit more. 227 00:08:45,893 --> 00:08:48,862 Oh, you're doing travel show! 228 00:08:48,962 --> 00:08:50,163 OK. 229 00:08:50,264 --> 00:08:52,165 OK, all right. 230 00:08:52,266 --> 00:08:54,434 See, that make sense. 231 00:08:54,535 --> 00:08:55,435 No, no. 232 00:08:55,536 --> 00:08:56,436 Yeah! 233 00:08:56,537 --> 00:08:57,938 No, no. 234 00:08:58,071 --> 00:09:00,507 [cheering] 235 00:09:00,607 --> 00:09:01,508 Yeah! 236 00:09:01,608 --> 00:09:02,509 On the road with Trevor. 237 00:09:02,609 --> 00:09:04,511 Listen, why didn't you say so? 238 00:09:04,611 --> 00:09:07,514 Ooh, is it a safari show? 239 00:09:07,614 --> 00:09:09,550 Yeah, introducing us to your animal friends 240 00:09:09,650 --> 00:09:11,818 that you went to school with. 241 00:09:11,919 --> 00:09:13,887 You didn't go to school with-- 242 00:09:14,021 --> 00:09:16,557 Oh, you should do one about African people. 243 00:09:16,657 --> 00:09:18,892 Cause you know what I realized? 244 00:09:19,026 --> 00:09:21,328 I know more about meerkats than whoever 245 00:09:21,428 --> 00:09:22,763 the [bleep] lives in Tanzania. 246 00:09:22,863 --> 00:09:24,498 TREVOR NOAH: That's what a lot of Americans tell me. 247 00:09:24,598 --> 00:09:25,799 Actually, that's true. - They don't tell us nothing. 248 00:09:25,899 --> 00:09:26,900 That's true. 249 00:09:27,034 --> 00:09:28,135 But I'm not actually leaving for another-- 250 00:09:28,235 --> 00:09:29,203 I'm not leaving for a movie. 251 00:09:29,303 --> 00:09:30,637 I'm not leaving for, like, another show. 252 00:09:30,737 --> 00:09:32,439 I don't have anything lined up at the moment. 253 00:09:32,539 --> 00:09:34,341 It's just about this right now. 254 00:09:34,441 --> 00:09:37,077 Wait a minute. 255 00:09:37,177 --> 00:09:40,814 So you leaving a good job. 256 00:09:40,914 --> 00:09:46,420 You quitting a job without having another job lined up. 257 00:09:46,520 --> 00:09:47,421 [bleep], you crazy! 258 00:09:47,521 --> 00:09:48,589 You don't leave a job! 259 00:09:48,689 --> 00:09:51,558 [applause] 260 00:09:51,658 --> 00:09:58,565 Who the [bleep] leaves a job? 261 00:09:58,665 --> 00:10:02,503 So you're just leaving a job to do nothing? 262 00:10:02,603 --> 00:10:04,838 Wow, you really are half white. 263 00:10:04,938 --> 00:10:07,774 [laughter] 264 00:10:07,875 --> 00:10:14,047 [cheering] 265 00:10:14,147 --> 00:10:16,817 It's your boy Swiss chocolate in the building. 266 00:10:16,917 --> 00:10:18,318 TREVOR NOAH: Look, I hear what you're saying. 267 00:10:18,418 --> 00:10:20,387 I hear-- I just think life isn't all about work. 268 00:10:20,487 --> 00:10:21,388 It's all about the next thing, the next thing, 269 00:10:21,488 --> 00:10:22,356 the next thing. 270 00:10:22,456 --> 00:10:23,390 It's about-- it's about exploration. 271 00:10:23,490 --> 00:10:24,424 It's about discovery. 272 00:10:24,525 --> 00:10:26,126 It's about fulfillment, you know? 273 00:10:26,226 --> 00:10:27,628 [cheering] 274 00:10:27,728 --> 00:10:30,030 Shut up! 275 00:10:30,130 --> 00:10:34,668 Your discovery, your fulfillment, 276 00:10:34,768 --> 00:10:37,037 you sound like a white girl doing a semester abroad. 277 00:10:37,137 --> 00:10:43,777 [laughter] 278 00:10:43,877 --> 00:10:46,313 You know what we call a grown-ass man 279 00:10:46,413 --> 00:10:47,948 who doesn't have a job? 280 00:10:48,048 --> 00:10:49,816 Unemployed! 281 00:10:49,917 --> 00:10:52,486 TREVOR NOAH: No, I won't be unemployed. 282 00:10:52,586 --> 00:10:55,389 I have many great things going on in my life. 283 00:10:55,489 --> 00:10:56,490 Listen, listen. 284 00:10:56,590 --> 00:11:00,227 You don't have to be proud with me, Trevor. 285 00:11:00,327 --> 00:11:02,062 You're my friend. 286 00:11:02,095 --> 00:11:03,063 OK? 287 00:11:03,096 --> 00:11:04,565 You're one of my favorite people, 288 00:11:04,665 --> 00:11:06,633 and you're the reason that my mama don't work. 289 00:11:06,733 --> 00:11:08,635 [laughter] 290 00:11:08,735 --> 00:11:11,138 TREVOR NOAH: Thank, you Dulcé. 291 00:11:11,238 --> 00:11:12,840 You know you're one of my favorite people. 292 00:11:12,940 --> 00:11:13,841 Thank you. 293 00:11:13,941 --> 00:11:16,076 And you know I really love your mom. 294 00:11:16,176 --> 00:11:17,578 Listen, my mama loves you too. 295 00:11:17,678 --> 00:11:19,079 And I always have to break her heart to tell 296 00:11:19,179 --> 00:11:20,781 her that we're just friends. 297 00:11:20,881 --> 00:11:26,587 [laughter] 298 00:11:26,687 --> 00:11:28,755 Now since you're about to be the broke dick 299 00:11:28,856 --> 00:11:29,756 that I despise-- 300 00:11:29,857 --> 00:11:32,359 [laughter] 301 00:11:32,459 --> 00:11:35,863 --you won't need this lotto money. 302 00:11:35,963 --> 00:11:38,265 So I have fixed it so the winning numbers 303 00:11:38,365 --> 00:11:41,134 are one of the most important dates in our lives, 304 00:11:41,235 --> 00:11:43,303 the day that you and I met. 305 00:11:43,403 --> 00:11:47,541 So all you have to do is play those numbers, 306 00:11:47,641 --> 00:11:51,845 and the jackpot is yours, young man. 307 00:11:51,945 --> 00:11:53,146 Uh-huh. 308 00:11:53,247 --> 00:11:54,848 Yes! 309 00:11:54,948 --> 00:11:56,650 Yes! 310 00:11:56,750 --> 00:11:58,018 Very simple. 311 00:11:58,118 --> 00:11:59,119 Yeah. 312 00:11:59,152 --> 00:12:00,053 DULC SLOAN: Very simple. 313 00:12:00,153 --> 00:12:01,255 Because it's just the date that we 314 00:12:01,355 --> 00:12:03,323 met that we both remember. 315 00:12:03,423 --> 00:12:06,960 Right, and as soon as you play those numbers of the day 316 00:12:07,060 --> 00:12:09,863 that we met, it will come up on the screen, 317 00:12:09,963 --> 00:12:11,465 and you going to win that money. 318 00:12:11,565 --> 00:12:12,466 TREVOR NOAH: Yeah. 319 00:12:12,566 --> 00:12:15,435 I'll play them because I remember them. 320 00:12:15,536 --> 00:12:16,603 Right? 321 00:12:16,703 --> 00:12:18,105 I remember them. 322 00:12:18,205 --> 00:12:20,073 It was 2-- 323 00:12:20,174 --> 00:12:21,074 No. 324 00:12:21,175 --> 00:12:23,810 To me, it was, to me, a day-- 325 00:12:23,911 --> 00:12:25,746 you interrupted me. It was, to me, one-- 326 00:12:25,846 --> 00:12:26,747 Sorry. 327 00:12:26,847 --> 00:12:28,081 --one of the most important moments. 328 00:12:28,148 --> 00:12:30,083 That's why I don't forget it. 329 00:12:30,184 --> 00:12:33,587 And that number sticks in my heart. 330 00:12:33,687 --> 00:12:35,489 And that number is 4-- 331 00:12:35,589 --> 00:12:36,557 No. 332 00:12:36,657 --> 00:12:38,125 TREVOR NOAH: For-- no, for many people-- 333 00:12:38,225 --> 00:12:39,826 Yes. 334 00:12:39,927 --> 00:12:42,663 --why you and I work so well. 335 00:12:42,763 --> 00:12:45,899 Because we both know the number is 1-- 336 00:12:45,999 --> 00:12:46,900 No. 337 00:12:47,000 --> 00:12:48,335 --of the people who've touched 338 00:12:48,435 --> 00:12:49,570 me the most in my life-- 339 00:12:49,670 --> 00:12:50,938 Yes, yes. 340 00:12:51,104 --> 00:12:53,407 --which is why I know the number is 10-- 341 00:12:53,507 --> 00:12:54,408 No. 342 00:12:54,508 --> 00:12:57,144 --nessee is where you remind me of. 343 00:12:57,244 --> 00:12:59,413 [laughter] 344 00:12:59,513 --> 00:13:01,481 Tennessee? 345 00:13:01,582 --> 00:13:02,749 Negro, I'm from Georgia. 346 00:13:02,850 --> 00:13:03,884 [laughter] 347 00:13:04,051 --> 00:13:05,152 You know what? 348 00:13:05,252 --> 00:13:08,422 I'll play them myself because I also need this money. 349 00:13:08,522 --> 00:13:10,691 So good luck being unemployed. 350 00:13:10,791 --> 00:13:12,059 Dulcé Sloan, everybody! 351 00:13:12,159 --> 00:13:14,862 [cheering] 352 00:13:14,962 --> 00:13:16,530 I know the numbers. 353 00:13:16,630 --> 00:13:17,764 I know the numbers. 354 00:13:17,865 --> 00:13:19,533 I just-- I just didn't want to win my own lottery. 355 00:13:19,633 --> 00:13:20,534 I know the numbers. 356 00:13:20,634 --> 00:13:22,870 All right. 357 00:13:22,970 --> 00:13:25,973 For one last time, let's turn to my good friend 358 00:13:26,073 --> 00:13:28,175 and favorite meme Ronny Chieng to see what's 359 00:13:28,275 --> 00:13:29,977 trending on social media. 360 00:13:30,077 --> 00:13:32,446 [cheering] 361 00:13:32,546 --> 00:13:36,083 Ronny Chieng, what is trending on social media? 362 00:13:36,149 --> 00:13:37,251 You want to know what's trending? 363 00:13:37,351 --> 00:13:39,253 I'll tell you what's trending right now, Trevor. 364 00:13:39,353 --> 00:13:41,622 It's my feelings! 365 00:13:41,722 --> 00:13:43,223 I can't believe you're leaving. 366 00:13:43,323 --> 00:13:44,691 It's like-- it's like a part of my heart. 367 00:13:44,791 --> 00:13:47,160 It's being ripped out of my body 368 00:13:47,261 --> 00:13:50,130 and not in the cool Indiana Jones way, right? 369 00:13:50,230 --> 00:13:52,299 We had so many great times together. 370 00:13:52,399 --> 00:13:55,269 You're like a brother to me, and not like in the way 371 00:13:55,369 --> 00:13:56,703 Black guys say it. 372 00:13:56,803 --> 00:14:00,207 I mean, like, actually like a family brother, who 373 00:14:00,307 --> 00:14:02,075 happens to be Black kind of. 374 00:14:02,176 --> 00:14:03,076 Ronny. 375 00:14:03,177 --> 00:14:05,379 [laughter] 376 00:14:05,479 --> 00:14:08,448 Knowing you, knowing how not emotional you are, 377 00:14:08,549 --> 00:14:11,351 I just want you to know I appreciate that. 378 00:14:11,451 --> 00:14:12,352 Yeah. 379 00:14:12,452 --> 00:14:13,387 No, no, no, no. 380 00:14:13,487 --> 00:14:15,589 For real though, for no joke, I just-- 381 00:14:15,689 --> 00:14:17,724 I just want to say thank you. 382 00:14:17,824 --> 00:14:19,526 Thank you for everything. 383 00:14:19,626 --> 00:14:20,861 You changed my life. 384 00:14:20,961 --> 00:14:23,697 You saved me from having to work with amateur producers 385 00:14:23,797 --> 00:14:26,433 from Australia and Singapore. 386 00:14:26,533 --> 00:14:28,569 I mean, at the time, when you're starting the show, 387 00:14:28,669 --> 00:14:30,504 you had closer friends than me, who 388 00:14:30,604 --> 00:14:31,805 were more talented than me. 389 00:14:31,905 --> 00:14:33,941 But you said, no, I want this [bleep] Chinese guy 390 00:14:34,074 --> 00:14:37,077 because you were adamant about having Asian representation 391 00:14:37,110 --> 00:14:38,078 on the show. 392 00:14:38,111 --> 00:14:39,146 And I really appreciate it. 393 00:14:39,246 --> 00:14:41,715 And the whole time here, it felt like it was just 394 00:14:41,815 --> 00:14:44,184 the two of us immigrants just coming together 395 00:14:44,284 --> 00:14:47,354 to tell Americans what was wrong with them, 396 00:14:47,454 --> 00:14:48,622 which they always appreciate. 397 00:14:48,722 --> 00:14:51,525 [laughter] 398 00:14:51,625 --> 00:14:56,396 [cheering] 399 00:14:56,496 --> 00:14:58,365 Thank you. 400 00:14:58,465 --> 00:14:59,366 Thank you, Ronny. 401 00:14:59,466 --> 00:15:01,602 You know, honestly, I didn't-- 402 00:15:01,702 --> 00:15:02,703 wow, wow. 403 00:15:02,803 --> 00:15:04,538 I didn't-- I didn't expect that from you. 404 00:15:04,638 --> 00:15:05,772 And I feel like-- 405 00:15:05,873 --> 00:15:08,308 I feel like you're going to make me cry. 406 00:15:08,408 --> 00:15:09,309 Yeah. 407 00:15:09,409 --> 00:15:11,044 [laughs] Got you! 408 00:15:11,111 --> 00:15:13,313 I got you, you gullible [bleep]!! 409 00:15:13,413 --> 00:15:15,649 You bought all that shit! 410 00:15:15,749 --> 00:15:17,618 You know, of course, I can go on without you. 411 00:15:17,718 --> 00:15:20,521 I'm in multiple tentpole movie franchises 412 00:15:20,621 --> 00:15:22,055 thanks to this show. 413 00:15:22,089 --> 00:15:24,358 You think you can sink me? 414 00:15:24,458 --> 00:15:26,693 I didn't even know it was your last episode 415 00:15:26,793 --> 00:15:29,630 until this morning. 416 00:15:29,730 --> 00:15:31,164 The whole world's, oh, god, Trevor, 417 00:15:31,265 --> 00:15:36,370 oh my god, you're a beacon of light in the darkness. 418 00:15:36,470 --> 00:15:39,206 Hey, this is a show on Comedy Central, all right? 419 00:15:39,306 --> 00:15:41,842 We just had someone try to kiss a butthole, like, 420 00:15:41,942 --> 00:15:43,143 two minutes ago. 421 00:15:43,243 --> 00:15:44,311 Get over yourself. 422 00:15:44,411 --> 00:15:46,246 I can't believe you thought I was serious. 423 00:15:46,346 --> 00:15:47,247 No, no. 424 00:15:47,347 --> 00:15:48,248 No, I didn't think-- 425 00:15:48,348 --> 00:15:49,416 I knew you were kidding, Ronny. 426 00:15:49,516 --> 00:15:50,417 Yeah, good one! Ronny. 427 00:15:50,517 --> 00:15:51,418 [laughs] 428 00:15:51,518 --> 00:15:52,819 Yeah, yeah, but-- 429 00:15:52,920 --> 00:15:56,757 but-- but, in all seriousness, on behalf of everyone watching 430 00:15:56,857 --> 00:15:59,259 right now, and from the bottom of my heart, 431 00:15:59,359 --> 00:16:00,427 can I be the new host? 432 00:16:00,527 --> 00:16:01,695 TREVOR NOAH: Ronny Chieng everybody! 433 00:16:01,795 --> 00:16:04,031 [cheering] 434 00:16:04,097 --> 00:16:05,566 I'll get back to you on that. 435 00:16:05,666 --> 00:16:09,703 I'll get right back to you. 436 00:16:09,803 --> 00:16:12,339 I'm just going to remember the beautiful parts 437 00:16:12,439 --> 00:16:14,041 of what he said. 438 00:16:14,141 --> 00:16:17,177 All right. 439 00:16:17,277 --> 00:16:21,915 For our final traffic report, let's go to my very good 440 00:16:22,049 --> 00:16:25,252 friend, the OG from the very beginning, who did this 441 00:16:25,352 --> 00:16:27,454 with me when nobody thought we could, 442 00:16:27,554 --> 00:16:29,089 Roy Wood, Jr., everybody! 443 00:16:29,189 --> 00:16:34,061 [cheering] 444 00:16:34,094 --> 00:16:35,963 What's going on, Roy? 445 00:16:36,063 --> 00:16:38,398 What's going on, Roy? 446 00:16:38,498 --> 00:16:39,666 I've been thinking about this, bro. 447 00:16:39,766 --> 00:16:41,134 You know you ain't got to leave the country. 448 00:16:41,235 --> 00:16:42,769 You could just go over to Good Morning America 449 00:16:42,870 --> 00:16:43,770 and host over there. 450 00:16:43,871 --> 00:16:45,138 [laughter] 451 00:16:45,239 --> 00:16:46,807 The light-skin dude over there in a lot of trouble. 452 00:16:46,907 --> 00:16:47,808 They might have an opening for you. 453 00:16:47,908 --> 00:16:48,809 TREVOR NOAH: All right, all right, Roy. 454 00:16:48,909 --> 00:16:49,810 I'm not getting involved. 455 00:16:49,910 --> 00:16:51,345 Let's just do the traffic. 456 00:16:51,445 --> 00:16:54,915 Look, hey, man, listen, before I do the traffic, 457 00:16:55,082 --> 00:16:58,252 just this is-- this is the last time, you know, you and me. 458 00:16:58,352 --> 00:17:00,687 You can come clean. 459 00:17:00,787 --> 00:17:02,456 I'm sorry, what? Come clean about what? 460 00:17:02,556 --> 00:17:03,457 ROY WOOD, JR.: Come clean. 461 00:17:03,557 --> 00:17:04,725 Just admit it. 462 00:17:04,825 --> 00:17:07,461 You-- you-- you ain't African for real. 463 00:17:07,561 --> 00:17:09,596 [laughter] 464 00:17:09,696 --> 00:17:11,899 You're not African. 465 00:17:12,032 --> 00:17:13,534 What are you talking about? 466 00:17:13,634 --> 00:17:14,668 ROY WOOD, JR.: Look, you know what 467 00:17:14,768 --> 00:17:15,936 the hell I'm talking about. 468 00:17:16,036 --> 00:17:18,472 I used to run credit cards back in '96 in Birmingham 469 00:17:18,572 --> 00:17:20,507 with a dude who looked just like you. 470 00:17:20,607 --> 00:17:22,209 Your name was Slippery J. Your hair was 471 00:17:22,309 --> 00:17:23,377 a little shorter back then. 472 00:17:23,477 --> 00:17:24,811 And I've been keeping my mouth shut 473 00:17:24,912 --> 00:17:26,580 about it because we had a good thing going right here, 474 00:17:26,680 --> 00:17:28,048 you know? 475 00:17:28,081 --> 00:17:29,650 But the people deserve to know the truth about you, Slippery. 476 00:17:29,750 --> 00:17:31,151 Tell the truth, man. 477 00:17:31,251 --> 00:17:32,152 Roy-- 478 00:17:32,252 --> 00:17:33,353 You're from Birmingham. 479 00:17:33,453 --> 00:17:34,922 No, Roy, I don't know what you're talking about. 480 00:17:35,055 --> 00:17:36,523 I've never lived in Birmingham, dude. 481 00:17:36,623 --> 00:17:38,492 Oh my god, look, you don't have to say it 482 00:17:38,592 --> 00:17:39,793 like that no more, Birmingham. 483 00:17:39,893 --> 00:17:40,928 Just say Birmingham. 484 00:17:41,061 --> 00:17:42,095 That's what the city is. 485 00:17:42,196 --> 00:17:43,130 You remember. You remember. 486 00:17:43,230 --> 00:17:44,364 Come on, Slip. 487 00:17:44,464 --> 00:17:46,433 You don't remember-- you remember running the hustle 488 00:17:46,533 --> 00:17:47,768 at Walmart, the credit card. 489 00:17:47,868 --> 00:17:48,769 It was you. 490 00:17:48,869 --> 00:17:50,070 It was me. 491 00:17:50,137 --> 00:17:53,473 It was Ramrod, Big Mix, Bahama Joe, Two Bone, Fat Matt, 492 00:17:53,574 --> 00:17:54,908 and we tried to jump that fence. 493 00:17:55,075 --> 00:17:56,310 And when we jumped the fence, the security 494 00:17:56,410 --> 00:17:57,311 was running after me. 495 00:17:57,411 --> 00:17:58,712 And then Two Bone shit his pants, 496 00:17:58,812 --> 00:18:00,080 and we had to take our pants off. 497 00:18:00,180 --> 00:18:01,849 So we had to give Two Bone our pants. 498 00:18:02,015 --> 00:18:03,016 Then we didn't have no pants. 499 00:18:03,116 --> 00:18:04,484 You remember, we didn't have no pants. 500 00:18:04,585 --> 00:18:06,286 You going to look me in the eyes and tell me we 501 00:18:06,386 --> 00:18:08,789 wasn't-- that you wasn't with me at the Walmart 502 00:18:08,889 --> 00:18:12,626 on Lakeshore Parkway in 1996. 503 00:18:12,726 --> 00:18:14,561 OK, firstly, why did both of you 504 00:18:14,661 --> 00:18:16,663 have to give him your pants if he shat his pants? 505 00:18:16,763 --> 00:18:18,298 Don't change the subject on me 506 00:18:18,398 --> 00:18:22,302 right now, Slippery J. All right, how about this? 507 00:18:22,402 --> 00:18:24,538 Look, if you really-- if you really from Africa, 508 00:18:24,638 --> 00:18:26,707 why you be talking all British then? 509 00:18:26,807 --> 00:18:27,875 [laughter] 510 00:18:28,041 --> 00:18:29,042 I don't understand what you mean. 511 00:18:29,142 --> 00:18:30,344 (BRITISH ACCENT) Oh, I'm from Africa. 512 00:18:30,444 --> 00:18:32,145 Cheerio Don't you know the queen? 513 00:18:32,246 --> 00:18:34,748 Oh, the beans and me gibberish and the job law. 514 00:18:34,848 --> 00:18:37,050 [gibberish] 515 00:18:37,117 --> 00:18:38,852 Ain't no African sound like that, man. 516 00:18:38,952 --> 00:18:40,187 If you going to put on a fake accent, 517 00:18:40,287 --> 00:18:41,455 at least make it sound accurate. 518 00:18:41,555 --> 00:18:42,489 What you doing is offensive. 519 00:18:42,589 --> 00:18:43,690 It's disrespectful. 520 00:18:43,790 --> 00:18:45,158 TREVOR NOAH: OK, Roy, it's not a made up accent. 521 00:18:45,259 --> 00:18:46,627 Why would I pretend to be African? 522 00:18:46,727 --> 00:18:48,061 Look, man, I'm not judging you, man. 523 00:18:48,095 --> 00:18:49,062 Look, we all do it. 524 00:18:49,096 --> 00:18:50,464 Everybody lie to get the job, bro. 525 00:18:50,564 --> 00:18:52,065 [laughter] 526 00:18:52,132 --> 00:18:53,534 Looking Black, sounding British, 527 00:18:53,634 --> 00:18:55,068 that's how you get the job. You lie. 528 00:18:55,135 --> 00:18:56,436 I lied to get this job, man. 529 00:18:56,537 --> 00:18:57,804 I don't know shit about Excel. 530 00:18:57,905 --> 00:19:00,207 I told them people that I killed bin Laden. 531 00:19:00,307 --> 00:19:02,676 I said whatever it take. 532 00:19:02,776 --> 00:19:04,011 That's how you play the game, man. 533 00:19:04,044 --> 00:19:05,812 But just-- just be real with me, bro. 534 00:19:05,913 --> 00:19:07,047 Be real with me. TREVOR NOAH: Roy. 535 00:19:07,147 --> 00:19:08,248 - It's been seven years. - Roy. 536 00:19:08,348 --> 00:19:09,483 - You not African. - Roy. 537 00:19:09,583 --> 00:19:11,018 - You a regular-ass dude. - Roy, Roy, Roy. 538 00:19:11,051 --> 00:19:12,019 Just-- 539 00:19:12,052 --> 00:19:13,020 Roy, look at me. 540 00:19:13,086 --> 00:19:15,889 Roy, Roy, I am really African. 541 00:19:16,023 --> 00:19:17,024 OK? 542 00:19:17,057 --> 00:19:18,058 Whatever, man. 543 00:19:18,158 --> 00:19:19,126 Either way, we had a good run. 544 00:19:19,226 --> 00:19:20,227 TREVOR NOAH: We did. We did. 545 00:19:20,327 --> 00:19:21,295 Was a good run. 546 00:19:21,395 --> 00:19:22,362 TREVOR NOAH: It's been amazing for me. 547 00:19:22,462 --> 00:19:23,897 Yeah, and I'm-- 548 00:19:24,031 --> 00:19:25,132 You've been my dude from day one, and you know this. 549 00:19:25,232 --> 00:19:26,333 Yeah. 550 00:19:26,433 --> 00:19:27,568 We've been having a ton of fun together, 551 00:19:27,668 --> 00:19:28,802 every iteration of the show. 552 00:19:28,902 --> 00:19:30,137 Yeah. 553 00:19:30,237 --> 00:19:31,238 And let's make sure we keep in touch, keep hanging out. 554 00:19:31,338 --> 00:19:32,472 That's what's up. 555 00:19:32,573 --> 00:19:34,474 We're real friends, you know? 556 00:19:34,575 --> 00:19:36,243 [laughter] 557 00:19:36,343 --> 00:19:37,444 I mean, you never know. 558 00:19:37,544 --> 00:19:39,546 Maybe we can get together, steal some credit cards, 559 00:19:39,646 --> 00:19:41,215 and shit like the old times, you know? 560 00:19:41,315 --> 00:19:42,482 Bitch, I knew it was you! 561 00:19:42,583 --> 00:19:44,351 TREVOR NOAH: No, no, no, no! - Slippery J! 562 00:19:44,451 --> 00:19:45,619 - No. - Slippery mother-- 563 00:19:45,719 --> 00:19:46,787 - Roy Wood, Jr., everybody. - --J! 564 00:19:46,887 --> 00:19:48,088 I don't know what he's talking about. 565 00:19:48,188 --> 00:19:49,389 ROY WOOD, JR.: I knew it was you! 566 00:19:49,489 --> 00:19:51,158 I-- Roy Wood, Jr., everyone. 567 00:19:51,258 --> 00:19:52,926 [cheering] 568 00:19:53,060 --> 00:19:58,498 Roy Wood, Jr. Roy Wood and Trevor Noah from Africa. 569 00:19:58,599 --> 00:20:01,768 All right, well, I guess that's everyone, and-- 570 00:20:01,869 --> 00:20:03,570 JORDAN KLEPPER: Aren't you forgetting someone, Trevor? 571 00:20:03,670 --> 00:20:07,274 [cheering] 572 00:20:07,374 --> 00:20:08,609 Oh, wow! 573 00:20:08,709 --> 00:20:09,776 Yeah. 574 00:20:09,877 --> 00:20:12,980 Someone you'd send out every other week 575 00:20:13,080 --> 00:20:14,648 to the heart of America to almost get 576 00:20:14,748 --> 00:20:17,484 murdered by QAnon psychopaths. 577 00:20:17,584 --> 00:20:19,086 TREVOR NOAH: Jordan Klepper, you're still alive. 578 00:20:19,186 --> 00:20:21,922 I am still alive, yes. 579 00:20:22,022 --> 00:20:23,524 [cheering] 580 00:20:23,624 --> 00:20:25,692 Barely, barely. 581 00:20:25,792 --> 00:20:29,396 Trevor, I wanted to come out here. 582 00:20:29,496 --> 00:20:31,732 Thank you for your candor, your wit, 583 00:20:31,832 --> 00:20:37,771 your intelligence, and to offer you one final goodbye. 584 00:20:37,871 --> 00:20:39,540 But I'm not going to do that. 585 00:20:39,640 --> 00:20:40,908 Oh. 586 00:20:41,008 --> 00:20:43,777 I thought it'd be better if the folks of New York 587 00:20:43,877 --> 00:20:45,946 did that. 588 00:20:46,046 --> 00:20:49,883 [music playing] 589 00:20:49,983 --> 00:20:51,084 JORDAN KLEPPER (VOICEOVER): I wanted 590 00:20:51,185 --> 00:20:52,819 to give New Yorkers a chance to weigh 591 00:20:52,920 --> 00:20:54,021 in on Trevor's departure. 592 00:20:54,121 --> 00:20:56,723 So I bravely went to the only place more intense 593 00:20:56,823 --> 00:21:00,060 than a MAGA rally, Midtown Manhattan during the holidays. 594 00:21:00,127 --> 00:21:01,061 Move! 595 00:21:01,128 --> 00:21:02,629 Thank you. 596 00:21:02,729 --> 00:21:04,164 Trevor is leaving. 597 00:21:04,264 --> 00:21:05,199 How does that make you feel? 598 00:21:05,299 --> 00:21:06,400 Sad. 599 00:21:06,500 --> 00:21:07,901 Extremely sad. 600 00:21:08,068 --> 00:21:09,770 Have you heard Trevor Noah is leaving? 601 00:21:09,870 --> 00:21:12,072 The Black guy? 602 00:21:12,105 --> 00:21:14,208 He is a Black guy. 603 00:21:14,308 --> 00:21:15,209 Yeah. 604 00:21:15,309 --> 00:21:16,210 I'm sad. 605 00:21:16,310 --> 00:21:18,145 He has been such a signature. 606 00:21:18,245 --> 00:21:20,247 He went through COVID with all of us. 607 00:21:20,347 --> 00:21:21,748 That was such an important part, 608 00:21:21,849 --> 00:21:23,650 like, just seeing him on his house 609 00:21:23,750 --> 00:21:25,219 and everybody being depressed. 610 00:21:25,319 --> 00:21:28,255 But just he being on TV was such a wonderful thing. 611 00:21:28,355 --> 00:21:30,591 You know it's Trevor's final show. 612 00:21:30,691 --> 00:21:31,592 Yup, yup, yup. 613 00:21:31,692 --> 00:21:32,593 How does it make you feel? 614 00:21:32,693 --> 00:21:34,561 Eh. 615 00:21:34,661 --> 00:21:35,562 Everything ends. 616 00:21:35,662 --> 00:21:36,964 Hopefully, our buddy ends. 617 00:21:37,097 --> 00:21:38,699 [laughs] - You talking about Trevor? 618 00:21:38,799 --> 00:21:39,700 You want Trevor to die? 619 00:21:39,800 --> 00:21:40,801 No, no, no, no, no, no. 620 00:21:40,901 --> 00:21:42,569 No, no, no, no, no. - OK, I misunderstood. 621 00:21:42,669 --> 00:21:43,570 No, never mind. 622 00:21:43,670 --> 00:21:45,739 What I like about Trevor is you 623 00:21:45,839 --> 00:21:47,608 have to be able to [bleep] laugh at all 624 00:21:47,708 --> 00:21:49,109 sides of everything now. 625 00:21:49,176 --> 00:21:50,310 I don't want to watch something where 626 00:21:50,410 --> 00:21:51,945 they only snap on one person. 627 00:21:52,112 --> 00:21:53,146 Let's snap on Biden. 628 00:21:53,247 --> 00:21:54,314 Let's snap on Trump. 629 00:21:54,414 --> 00:21:55,816 Let's snap on everybody. 630 00:21:55,916 --> 00:21:56,984 Everybody deserves a snap. 631 00:21:57,117 --> 00:21:58,252 Everybody deserves it. 632 00:21:58,352 --> 00:21:59,253 That's New York. 633 00:21:59,353 --> 00:22:00,621 Trevor Noah is leaving the show? 634 00:22:00,721 --> 00:22:02,055 JORDAN KLEPPER: How do you feel about that? 635 00:22:02,155 --> 00:22:03,123 - Sad. - Yeah? 636 00:22:03,223 --> 00:22:04,858 I feel like he was the best correspondent. 637 00:22:04,958 --> 00:22:06,159 Trevor is the most talented thing on that show. 638 00:22:06,260 --> 00:22:07,427 Yes. 639 00:22:07,528 --> 00:22:08,395 But there's other talented people who are on the show 640 00:22:08,495 --> 00:22:09,663 currently. - Yes. 641 00:22:09,763 --> 00:22:10,898 JORDAN KLEPPER: There's Trevor. - There's Trevor. 642 00:22:11,064 --> 00:22:12,165 There's other correspondents. 643 00:22:12,266 --> 00:22:13,433 There are? 644 00:22:13,534 --> 00:22:14,668 Your favorite might be? 645 00:22:14,768 --> 00:22:15,936 Jimmy Fallon. 646 00:22:16,069 --> 00:22:17,070 Jimmy Fallon is not a correspondent 647 00:22:17,104 --> 00:22:18,071 on The Daily Show. 648 00:22:18,105 --> 00:22:19,139 That is a totally different show. 649 00:22:19,239 --> 00:22:20,140 I know. 650 00:22:20,240 --> 00:22:21,508 I'm talking about there's other people 651 00:22:21,608 --> 00:22:23,177 who work on The Daily Show-- - That's the only one I know. 652 00:22:23,277 --> 00:22:24,178 JORDAN KLEPPER: --who are equally talented. 653 00:22:24,278 --> 00:22:25,179 That's all I know. 654 00:22:25,279 --> 00:22:26,380 Trevor is the other one you know. 655 00:22:26,480 --> 00:22:27,514 Jordan Klepper doesn't ring a bell. 656 00:22:27,614 --> 00:22:28,549 - No. - Doesn't ring a bell. 657 00:22:28,649 --> 00:22:30,217 Not even-- that's the guy who goes out, 658 00:22:30,317 --> 00:22:32,519 puts his life on the line, multiple Emmy nominations. 659 00:22:32,619 --> 00:22:33,520 No. 660 00:22:33,620 --> 00:22:34,521 I love Noah. 661 00:22:34,621 --> 00:22:35,756 - You just love Noah. - Yes. 662 00:22:35,856 --> 00:22:37,090 You could be confronted with Jordan Klepper, 663 00:22:37,124 --> 00:22:38,091 and you wouldn't know. 664 00:22:38,125 --> 00:22:39,092 No, but I would still talk to you. 665 00:22:39,193 --> 00:22:40,327 You'd still talk to him. 666 00:22:40,427 --> 00:22:41,762 JORDAN KLEPPER (VOICEOVER): Fortunately, some fans 667 00:22:41,862 --> 00:22:43,096 knew more than others. 668 00:22:43,130 --> 00:22:45,465 What's your favorite Trevor Noah segment? 669 00:22:45,566 --> 00:22:47,868 Between the scenes, I think that's beautiful because you 670 00:22:47,968 --> 00:22:49,937 see a really human side of a celebrity, 671 00:22:50,103 --> 00:22:52,406 just being human with New Yorkers and human with live. 672 00:22:52,506 --> 00:22:53,473 JORDAN KLEPPER: Trevor's covered 673 00:22:53,574 --> 00:22:55,409 a lot of interesting, important moments. 674 00:22:55,509 --> 00:22:56,410 Yeah. 675 00:22:56,510 --> 00:22:59,246 If you had to pick a favorite police 676 00:22:59,346 --> 00:23:00,414 shooting that he's covered-- 677 00:23:00,514 --> 00:23:01,415 Oh, jeez. 678 00:23:01,515 --> 00:23:03,050 JORDAN KLEPPER: --which one would it be? 679 00:23:03,083 --> 00:23:04,284 Like, your favorite lighthearted moment 680 00:23:04,384 --> 00:23:10,123 from COVID? 681 00:23:10,224 --> 00:23:12,059 Too many to count. - I'm sorry. 682 00:23:12,159 --> 00:23:13,660 - Is today the day? - Yeah, we just got married. 683 00:23:13,760 --> 00:23:14,728 Yeah, just got married. 684 00:23:14,828 --> 00:23:17,130 You guys are embarking on something new. 685 00:23:17,231 --> 00:23:20,534 What advice do you have for somebody else who's also 686 00:23:20,634 --> 00:23:22,236 embarking on something new? 687 00:23:22,336 --> 00:23:23,604 Always talk things through. 688 00:23:23,704 --> 00:23:26,073 So, like, with a close friend or a colleague or somebody. 689 00:23:26,173 --> 00:23:27,140 Yeah. 690 00:23:27,241 --> 00:23:28,909 Talk to them before you make the biggest 691 00:23:29,076 --> 00:23:30,077 decision of your life. 692 00:23:30,143 --> 00:23:32,079 It's the smart [bleep] thing to do. 693 00:23:32,112 --> 00:23:33,080 [laughter] 694 00:23:33,146 --> 00:23:34,114 You're fans. 695 00:23:34,214 --> 00:23:36,650 Trevor is retiring today. 696 00:23:36,750 --> 00:23:38,185 - And where is he going next? - Yeah. 697 00:23:38,285 --> 00:23:40,087 He's going to open a candy shop in Rhinebeck. 698 00:23:40,120 --> 00:23:41,154 - OK. - Hey. 699 00:23:41,255 --> 00:23:42,155 I think. 700 00:23:42,256 --> 00:23:43,457 I'm just guessing. 701 00:23:43,557 --> 00:23:44,925 He won't tell anybody what he's doing. 702 00:23:45,092 --> 00:23:46,493 But do you know where he's going? 703 00:23:46,593 --> 00:23:47,494 What is he doing? 704 00:23:47,594 --> 00:23:48,795 JORDAN KLEPPER: It is unclear. 705 00:23:48,896 --> 00:23:50,330 I know he always likes soccer. 706 00:23:50,430 --> 00:23:52,499 I don't know how easy that is to get into. 707 00:23:52,599 --> 00:23:54,568 Feels like anybody can do it, so maybe. 708 00:23:54,668 --> 00:23:55,702 Got it. 709 00:23:55,802 --> 00:23:57,304 What is he going to be doing next? do you know? 710 00:23:57,404 --> 00:24:01,909 I think he's going to Ukraine, whether it's standup 711 00:24:02,042 --> 00:24:02,943 or he's fighting. 712 00:24:03,043 --> 00:24:04,611 Oh, well, I'm looking forward to that. 713 00:24:04,711 --> 00:24:05,879 I look forward to seeing him as he 714 00:24:06,046 --> 00:24:08,782 hits the road potentially and stops in Tampa. 715 00:24:08,882 --> 00:24:10,150 Because I know he does that occasionally. 716 00:24:10,250 --> 00:24:11,552 So you want Trevor to come to Tampa. 717 00:24:11,652 --> 00:24:13,053 Absolutely, I want him to come to me. 718 00:24:13,086 --> 00:24:14,388 That's white privilege right there. 719 00:24:14,488 --> 00:24:15,656 [laughs] 720 00:24:15,756 --> 00:24:19,159 A Black man retires after long, long years of work, 721 00:24:19,259 --> 00:24:21,061 and you're like, please, come to me. 722 00:24:21,161 --> 00:24:22,229 Make me laugh. 723 00:24:22,329 --> 00:24:23,530 JORDAN KLEPPER (VOICEOVER): Trevor, 724 00:24:23,630 --> 00:24:27,067 the truth is the word on the street was loud and clear. 725 00:24:27,100 --> 00:24:28,635 Trevor, thank you very much. 726 00:24:28,735 --> 00:24:29,870 Trevor, we will miss you. 727 00:24:29,970 --> 00:24:31,271 Trevor, we love you. 728 00:24:31,371 --> 00:24:33,340 Trevor, we're going to miss you so much. 729 00:24:33,440 --> 00:24:37,644 You were the best. 730 00:24:37,744 --> 00:24:39,446 I said see you soon. 731 00:24:39,546 --> 00:24:40,714 Come back soon. 732 00:24:40,814 --> 00:24:42,082 You're not, like, trolling us cursing, swear words. 733 00:24:42,149 --> 00:24:43,283 Oh, absolutely not. 734 00:24:43,383 --> 00:24:45,419 Good luck and thank you for keeping us a little bit 735 00:24:45,519 --> 00:24:46,587 more sane. 736 00:24:46,687 --> 00:24:47,955 Have fun at the candy shop. 737 00:24:48,088 --> 00:24:50,557 Yo, Trevor, you're the [bleep] man. 738 00:24:50,657 --> 00:24:52,793 Whatever you do, congratulations. 739 00:24:52,893 --> 00:24:55,529 Keep it real, and [muted] with everybody. 740 00:24:55,629 --> 00:24:56,730 Trevor, I wish you the best. 741 00:24:56,830 --> 00:24:57,731 You're awesome. 742 00:24:57,831 --> 00:24:58,799 Thank you for all your work. 743 00:24:58,899 --> 00:25:01,602 Go make fun the world. 744 00:25:01,702 --> 00:25:04,905 I was going to say, like, exactly that verbatim. 745 00:25:05,038 --> 00:25:06,707 Go make fun of the world. 746 00:25:06,807 --> 00:25:09,576 [cheering] 747 00:25:09,676 --> 00:25:10,577 Wow. 748 00:25:10,677 --> 00:25:11,845 Jordan Klepper, everybody. 749 00:25:11,945 --> 00:25:12,880 Trevor Noah. 750 00:25:13,046 --> 00:25:14,214 Thank you, man. 751 00:25:14,314 --> 00:25:15,916 Thank you so much. 752 00:25:16,049 --> 00:25:17,217 Wow. 753 00:25:17,317 --> 00:25:20,087 And one last time, to all the correspondents, please, 754 00:25:20,187 --> 00:25:21,288 give it up one more time, everybody. 755 00:25:21,388 --> 00:25:24,224 Every single one of the correspondents, 756 00:25:24,324 --> 00:25:25,292 every single one of them. 757 00:25:25,392 --> 00:25:30,230 Desi Lydic, Ronny Chieng, Michael Kosta, 758 00:25:30,330 --> 00:25:33,934 Dulcé Sloan, Roy Wood, Jr. Thank you so much. 759 00:25:34,067 --> 00:25:36,436 [cheering] 760 00:25:36,537 --> 00:25:38,705 Give it up, everybody, for the best fake news 761 00:25:38,805 --> 00:25:40,607 team in history, everybody. 762 00:25:40,707 --> 00:25:42,075 Look at these people. 763 00:25:42,176 --> 00:25:43,777 Look at these people. 764 00:25:43,877 --> 00:25:45,078 Keep watching them. 765 00:25:45,112 --> 00:25:46,513 They're funny. They're amazing. 766 00:25:46,613 --> 00:25:47,814 I couldn't have done this without them. 767 00:25:47,915 --> 00:25:49,716 I didn't want to do it without them. 768 00:25:49,816 --> 00:25:50,684 We're going to come back. 769 00:25:50,784 --> 00:25:51,952 We're going to take a quick break. 770 00:25:52,085 --> 00:25:53,153 And after that, I'll be talking to my good friend Neal 771 00:25:53,253 --> 00:25:54,922 Brennan. Don't go away. 772 00:25:55,088 --> 00:25:56,089 We'll be right back. 773 00:25:56,156 --> 00:26:03,163 [cheering] 774 00:26:07,334 --> 00:26:11,104 [music playing] 775 00:26:11,205 --> 00:26:13,440 Trump is too busy to testify? 776 00:26:13,540 --> 00:26:15,409 Get the [bleep] out of here, man. 777 00:26:15,509 --> 00:26:16,543 Would you like a tissue? 778 00:26:16,643 --> 00:26:18,111 Get the [bleep] out of here, man. 779 00:26:18,212 --> 00:26:20,147 That's right, Jeff Bezos. 780 00:26:20,247 --> 00:26:22,249 Get the [bleep] out of here! 781 00:26:22,349 --> 00:26:23,550 Get the Zuck out of here, man. 782 00:26:23,650 --> 00:26:24,818 You can't even hold your spices. 783 00:26:24,918 --> 00:26:26,086 Get the [bleep] out of here, man. 784 00:26:26,186 --> 00:26:28,188 A farting cow in an actual oil spill, get the [bleep] 785 00:26:28,288 --> 00:26:29,189 out of here, man. 786 00:26:29,289 --> 00:26:31,058 Ancient turtles had very sexy legs. 787 00:26:31,158 --> 00:26:32,426 Get the [bleep] out of here, man. 788 00:26:32,526 --> 00:26:35,095 You'll see that it says, get the [bleep] out of here, man. 789 00:26:35,195 --> 00:26:38,365 Your boss father is a rich guy who does nothing but complain. 790 00:26:38,465 --> 00:26:39,366 Get the [bleep] out of here, man. 791 00:26:39,466 --> 00:26:40,367 Come on, man. 792 00:26:40,467 --> 00:26:41,368 Get the [bleep] out of here, guys. 793 00:26:41,468 --> 00:26:42,402 Get the [bleep] out of here. 794 00:26:42,503 --> 00:26:43,537 [bleep] out of here, man. 795 00:26:43,637 --> 00:26:45,105 Due to high demand, get the [bleep] out of here. 796 00:26:45,205 --> 00:26:46,406 You tricked me into eating a vegetable. 797 00:26:46,507 --> 00:26:47,474 Get the [bleep] out of here, man. 798 00:26:47,574 --> 00:26:48,475 You're not white. 799 00:26:48,575 --> 00:26:51,078 You're Latin? 800 00:26:51,144 --> 00:26:52,279 Get the [bleep] out of here, man. 801 00:26:52,379 --> 00:26:53,647 Huh? I'm sorry. 802 00:26:53,747 --> 00:26:56,250 What I meant to say was get the [bleep] out of here, man. 803 00:26:56,350 --> 00:26:58,986 [cheering] 804 00:26:59,086 --> 00:27:00,687 I hope that clarifies. 805 00:27:00,787 --> 00:27:02,489 Saying that's what I meant to say. 806 00:27:02,589 --> 00:27:05,893 [music playing] 807 00:27:07,192 --> 00:27:12,598 [cheering] 808 00:27:12,698 --> 00:27:15,400 Welcome back to the very final episode of The Daily 809 00:27:15,500 --> 00:27:17,369 Show with Trevor Noah. 810 00:27:17,469 --> 00:27:18,670 That's right. 811 00:27:18,770 --> 00:27:21,473 Just a few more hours before I fly back home to Africa. 812 00:27:21,573 --> 00:27:22,841 Rafiki is holding up the new kid. 813 00:27:22,941 --> 00:27:24,309 We've all got to be there. It's a thing. 814 00:27:24,409 --> 00:27:26,345 But, before I go, I wanted to hang 815 00:27:26,445 --> 00:27:28,680 out one more time with my good friend Neal Brennan. 816 00:27:28,780 --> 00:27:30,949 He's a three-time Emmy-nominated writer, 817 00:27:31,049 --> 00:27:33,719 director, producer, and standup comedian. 818 00:27:33,819 --> 00:27:36,989 His latest Netflix special, Blocks, is streaming 819 00:27:37,089 --> 00:27:38,190 right now on Netflix. 820 00:27:38,290 --> 00:27:41,760 And tickets for his national Brand New Neal tour 821 00:27:41,860 --> 00:27:43,896 are on sale on NealBrennan.com. 822 00:27:43,996 --> 00:27:46,665 Please, welcome my good friend Neal Brennan. 823 00:27:46,765 --> 00:27:49,101 [music playing] 824 00:27:49,201 --> 00:27:56,208 [cheering] 825 00:28:02,347 --> 00:28:03,749 Oh, Neal Brennan. 826 00:28:03,849 --> 00:28:04,750 Hey, buddy. 827 00:28:04,850 --> 00:28:05,951 A lot of people don't know how 828 00:28:06,051 --> 00:28:07,286 many of the stories in this building 829 00:28:07,386 --> 00:28:08,787 started outside of the building. 830 00:28:08,854 --> 00:28:09,955 We work together on this show. 831 00:28:10,055 --> 00:28:12,357 But I've known you-- how long have I known you now? 832 00:28:12,457 --> 00:28:13,692 I think it's 13 years. 833 00:28:13,792 --> 00:28:15,127 - 13 years. - Yeah. 834 00:28:15,227 --> 00:28:16,228 We met-- we-- 835 00:28:16,328 --> 00:28:18,864 I-- OK, so we met-- 836 00:28:18,964 --> 00:28:22,200 we were both in Denver doing comedy. 837 00:28:22,301 --> 00:28:23,569 TREVOR NOAH: No, that's not where we met. 838 00:28:23,669 --> 00:28:24,603 You know where we actually met? 839 00:28:24,703 --> 00:28:25,604 We met at the Comedy Store. 840 00:28:25,704 --> 00:28:27,272 We met at the Comedy Store in LA. 841 00:28:27,372 --> 00:28:29,308 And I remember watching you, and I was like, you 842 00:28:29,408 --> 00:28:30,809 are a very funny person. 843 00:28:30,876 --> 00:28:32,077 And I'd seen your Twitter at the time. 844 00:28:32,177 --> 00:28:33,545 That's when people were still telling jokes on Twitter. 845 00:28:33,645 --> 00:28:34,813 NEAL BRENNAN: Yeah. 846 00:28:34,913 --> 00:28:36,682 And I was like, man, I was like, you're Neal Brennan. 847 00:28:36,815 --> 00:28:37,816 I was like, you're really funny. 848 00:28:37,849 --> 00:28:38,817 And we spoke a little bit. 849 00:28:38,850 --> 00:28:39,818 And you were just like, who-- 850 00:28:39,851 --> 00:28:40,819 what is this? 851 00:28:40,852 --> 00:28:42,120 What is happening right now? 852 00:28:42,220 --> 00:28:43,855 A lot of people gave me that. You just do this, you know? 853 00:28:43,956 --> 00:28:45,157 - Yeah. - But you weren't mean. 854 00:28:45,257 --> 00:28:46,258 You were just confused. 855 00:28:46,358 --> 00:28:47,292 Yeah. 856 00:28:47,392 --> 00:28:48,560 And then we chatted for a little bit. 857 00:28:48,660 --> 00:28:49,995 And then I said, oh, I'll follow you. 858 00:28:50,095 --> 00:28:52,030 And then I followed you on Twitter. 859 00:28:52,130 --> 00:28:54,833 And then I remember the next time we spoke, 860 00:28:54,866 --> 00:28:56,201 you sent me a message because you said, 861 00:28:56,301 --> 00:28:58,036 hey, who the hell are you? 862 00:28:58,136 --> 00:29:01,473 Because I have a whole bunch of exclamation marks 863 00:29:01,573 --> 00:29:04,443 and Africans in my mentions right now. 864 00:29:04,543 --> 00:29:06,445 Because I remember because one of my friends followed you, 865 00:29:06,545 --> 00:29:07,613 [inaudible],, and you're like, that 866 00:29:07,779 --> 00:29:08,780 doesn't-- that's not possible. 867 00:29:08,847 --> 00:29:09,982 Yeah, I can't even say that. 868 00:29:10,082 --> 00:29:12,217 [laughs] And that's actually how we became friends. 869 00:29:12,317 --> 00:29:13,218 Yes. 870 00:29:13,318 --> 00:29:14,486 I brought Africans into your life. 871 00:29:14,586 --> 00:29:15,587 Yeah, thank you. 872 00:29:15,687 --> 00:29:16,788 [laughter] 873 00:29:16,888 --> 00:29:21,460 I never met one before you. 874 00:29:21,560 --> 00:29:23,295 All right, so, no, the story I like telling 875 00:29:23,395 --> 00:29:26,164 is so 10 years ago, we worked in Denver. 876 00:29:26,265 --> 00:29:28,367 You were at the Improv. 877 00:29:28,467 --> 00:29:29,801 No, I wasn't. I never played there. 878 00:29:29,902 --> 00:29:31,169 Where were you? 879 00:29:31,270 --> 00:29:33,305 I was at-- it was called like a Funny Bone, or it was a-- 880 00:29:33,405 --> 00:29:34,406 So not even an Improv. 881 00:29:34,506 --> 00:29:35,540 I've never played the-- 882 00:29:35,641 --> 00:29:36,875 I had never played any of the premium clubs. 883 00:29:36,975 --> 00:29:37,876 We were there for the weekend. 884 00:29:37,976 --> 00:29:38,911 Yes. 885 00:29:39,011 --> 00:29:39,878 We were both getting 300 bucks a show. 886 00:29:39,978 --> 00:29:40,879 TREVOR NOAH: Yes. 887 00:29:40,979 --> 00:29:42,547 And I-- and you like, I'm pretty big 888 00:29:42,648 --> 00:29:44,049 in South Africa and Europe. 889 00:29:44,149 --> 00:29:47,352 And I was like, get out of here. 890 00:29:47,452 --> 00:29:49,821 Like, literally, get out of here. 891 00:29:49,855 --> 00:29:51,490 And he got out of here. 892 00:29:51,590 --> 00:29:53,458 He literally left. 893 00:29:53,559 --> 00:29:54,560 And then-- and then-- 894 00:29:54,660 --> 00:29:56,028 - Well, you're not doing-- - Because I told-- 895 00:29:56,128 --> 00:29:57,029 But you're not doing it service though. 896 00:29:57,129 --> 00:29:58,196 You're not doing-- Neal makes it sound 897 00:29:58,297 --> 00:29:59,831 like he's grumpier than he is. 898 00:29:59,865 --> 00:30:02,100 What happened was we didn't know we were both in town. 899 00:30:02,200 --> 00:30:03,335 Yes. 900 00:30:03,435 --> 00:30:05,337 And then I saw a post, and I was like, Neal's here. 901 00:30:05,437 --> 00:30:06,772 I was like, oh, let's meet. And then we met. 902 00:30:06,838 --> 00:30:08,106 One of your South African friends 903 00:30:08,206 --> 00:30:09,107 let you know I was in Denver. 904 00:30:09,207 --> 00:30:10,275 Yeah. 905 00:30:10,375 --> 00:30:11,810 [laughs] And so then we were like, let's meet. 906 00:30:11,910 --> 00:30:13,312 And we're going to grab some food. 907 00:30:13,412 --> 00:30:14,513 And we met downtown Denver. 908 00:30:14,613 --> 00:30:15,781 Yes. 909 00:30:15,881 --> 00:30:17,149 And we're eating at this little spot, and it was tacos. 910 00:30:17,249 --> 00:30:18,550 I don't know what it was. And we're having a meal. 911 00:30:18,650 --> 00:30:20,786 And we're chatting about how hard it is being on the road. 912 00:30:20,886 --> 00:30:21,787 Yeah. 913 00:30:21,887 --> 00:30:23,155 How we're both getting $300 and that 914 00:30:23,255 --> 00:30:24,823 you still have to pay your own airfare, 915 00:30:24,923 --> 00:30:27,125 and it basically equals nothing when you get back home. 916 00:30:27,226 --> 00:30:28,126 - Yes. - Right? 917 00:30:28,227 --> 00:30:29,928 And then you said to me, I don't 918 00:30:30,028 --> 00:30:33,498 get why you're doing this because you're huge back home. 919 00:30:33,599 --> 00:30:35,234 And I'm like, yeah, but I love this. 920 00:30:35,334 --> 00:30:37,502 And you're like, you're delusional. 921 00:30:37,603 --> 00:30:38,804 And then you said, what's your dream? 922 00:30:38,837 --> 00:30:39,938 And I said, I just want to keep doing comedy 923 00:30:40,038 --> 00:30:41,273 and have as much fun as possible. 924 00:30:41,373 --> 00:30:43,642 And you said, well, America doesn't tolerate 925 00:30:43,809 --> 00:30:45,677 people with accents on TV. 926 00:30:45,811 --> 00:30:47,179 So you should leave. 927 00:30:47,279 --> 00:30:49,248 [laughter] 928 00:30:49,348 --> 00:30:51,550 And at that time, I was correct. 929 00:30:51,650 --> 00:30:53,118 TREVOR NOAH: Yeah, yeah. 930 00:30:53,218 --> 00:30:54,119 Yeah. 931 00:30:54,219 --> 00:30:55,287 OK? 932 00:30:55,387 --> 00:30:59,258 In my defense, once Oliver started doing good, 933 00:30:59,358 --> 00:31:00,359 I literally called you and said-- 934 00:31:00,459 --> 00:31:01,627 TREVOR NOAH: I will never forget this. 935 00:31:01,727 --> 00:31:02,828 I said, come back. 936 00:31:02,861 --> 00:31:03,996 [laughter] 937 00:31:04,096 --> 00:31:06,398 I'll never forget that call. 938 00:31:06,498 --> 00:31:08,467 Oh, man. 939 00:31:08,567 --> 00:31:09,568 I'll never forget that call. 940 00:31:09,668 --> 00:31:12,271 And now the thing that people don't know 941 00:31:12,371 --> 00:31:14,473 is three months I called you and was like, all 942 00:31:14,573 --> 00:31:15,474 right, that's enough. 943 00:31:15,574 --> 00:31:17,309 [laughs] That's not true. 944 00:31:17,409 --> 00:31:19,478 You've been here from the beginning. 945 00:31:19,578 --> 00:31:20,879 What I've loved about your journey-- 946 00:31:20,979 --> 00:31:21,947 because it's not about me-- it's 947 00:31:22,047 --> 00:31:24,650 also about you-- is a lot of people 948 00:31:24,783 --> 00:31:27,252 know Neal as one of the smartest, 949 00:31:27,352 --> 00:31:29,288 funniest people you ever worked with in the comedy industry. 950 00:31:29,388 --> 00:31:31,857 He's worked with the greatest comedians you can imagine. 951 00:31:31,957 --> 00:31:33,892 You know a great comedian-- he's worked with them 952 00:31:33,992 --> 00:31:35,160 in some way, shape, or form. 953 00:31:35,260 --> 00:31:38,297 He is slowly turning into, in my opinion, one 954 00:31:38,397 --> 00:31:41,433 of the most unique and funny and original comedians 955 00:31:41,533 --> 00:31:42,434 that are out there. 956 00:31:42,534 --> 00:31:44,069 And, like, I've watched your journey. 957 00:31:44,169 --> 00:31:47,839 Your new special on Netflix is phenomenal because you're 958 00:31:47,940 --> 00:31:49,174 not just doing comedy. 959 00:31:49,274 --> 00:31:51,910 But, you know, you're creating different types of shows. 960 00:31:52,010 --> 00:31:53,712 You're enjoying it. You're playing with it. 961 00:31:53,812 --> 00:31:55,814 And your new special, Blocks, I've told you this personally, 962 00:31:55,881 --> 00:31:56,815 but it's amazing. 963 00:31:56,882 --> 00:31:58,016 It's funny. 964 00:31:58,116 --> 00:32:00,385 People have commented on how heartbreaking and funny 965 00:32:00,485 --> 00:32:02,487 it is, how poignant and honest it is. 966 00:32:02,588 --> 00:32:04,957 Because you break down what it means to be a liberal, how you 967 00:32:05,057 --> 00:32:08,026 try and identify yourself, how we as people don't communicate 968 00:32:08,126 --> 00:32:10,362 anymore, what it means to grow up in a household 969 00:32:10,462 --> 00:32:14,132 where parents didn't know how to love you, what abuse was. 970 00:32:14,233 --> 00:32:15,434 It feels like it's such a vulnerable-- 971 00:32:15,534 --> 00:32:16,435 It sounds hilarious. 972 00:32:16,535 --> 00:32:18,604 [laughter] 973 00:32:18,770 --> 00:32:19,938 That's my point. 974 00:32:20,038 --> 00:32:21,073 But that's my point. 975 00:32:21,173 --> 00:32:22,841 Like, who would think, yeah, that's the show 976 00:32:22,941 --> 00:32:24,843 that I'm going to make, and it will be hilarious? 977 00:32:24,943 --> 00:32:29,181 Yeah, it worked out pretty well. 978 00:32:29,281 --> 00:32:31,483 I'm the final guest on The Daily Show, 979 00:32:31,583 --> 00:32:32,784 so that's pretty cool. 980 00:32:32,851 --> 00:32:34,987 [cheering] 981 00:32:35,087 --> 00:32:35,988 No, it worked out. 982 00:32:36,088 --> 00:32:38,657 I had the idea for the show. 983 00:32:38,790 --> 00:32:41,627 And it is about the ways I don't feel like I fit in. 984 00:32:41,793 --> 00:32:46,798 Even, like, recycling, I don't know how to do correctly. 985 00:32:46,899 --> 00:32:49,468 Like, whenever I throw something away, 986 00:32:49,568 --> 00:32:50,936 and it's in one of those garbage cans that's 987 00:32:51,036 --> 00:32:52,971 got like a garbage hole, a recycling 988 00:32:53,071 --> 00:32:55,807 hole, and a compost hole, I do my best. 989 00:32:55,908 --> 00:32:59,011 But afterward, I'm like, I don't think I did that right. 990 00:32:59,111 --> 00:33:03,015 Like, that happens kind of across the board in my life. 991 00:33:03,115 --> 00:33:04,182 I'm not married. 992 00:33:04,283 --> 00:33:05,183 I don't have kids. 993 00:33:05,284 --> 00:33:06,385 Like, I don't eat meat. 994 00:33:06,485 --> 00:33:07,586 I don't drink that-- 995 00:33:07,753 --> 00:33:09,187 I just-- I'm kind of an outlier in a lot of ways. 996 00:33:09,288 --> 00:33:10,188 But I figured out-- 997 00:33:10,289 --> 00:33:11,189 TREVOR NOAH: But you're very funny. 998 00:33:11,290 --> 00:33:12,190 But I am very Funny 999 00:33:12,291 --> 00:33:13,292 TREVOR NOAH: You are, indeed. 1000 00:33:13,392 --> 00:33:14,526 But-- yeah, but I figured out a way 1001 00:33:14,626 --> 00:33:16,962 to synthesize it into a show. 1002 00:33:17,062 --> 00:33:19,464 Your new-- can I talk about your new Netflix special? 1003 00:33:19,565 --> 00:33:20,666 TREVOR NOAH: Oh, why, yes, you can. 1004 00:33:20,766 --> 00:33:21,667 Sure. 1005 00:33:21,767 --> 00:33:23,001 TREVOR NOAH: [laughs] Now that you're 1006 00:33:23,101 --> 00:33:25,337 here, now that you're here. 1007 00:33:25,437 --> 00:33:27,873 No, I told you I thought it's one 1008 00:33:27,973 --> 00:33:30,175 of the probably your-- my favorite special of yours. 1009 00:33:30,275 --> 00:33:31,243 Yeah, which you never say. 1010 00:33:31,343 --> 00:33:32,444 Yeah, I-- 1011 00:33:32,544 --> 00:33:33,579 TREVOR NOAH: No, no, and I mean this in a good way. 1012 00:33:33,679 --> 00:33:34,780 You're not one of those people who 1013 00:33:34,880 --> 00:33:36,481 just says words like favorite, best, I like, or-- 1014 00:33:36,582 --> 00:33:37,649 - Amazing. - No, you don't. 1015 00:33:37,783 --> 00:33:39,451 - Yeah. - You don't. 1016 00:33:39,551 --> 00:33:42,387 But it really, to me, was, like, your strongest, 1017 00:33:42,487 --> 00:33:43,989 cleanest, best material. TREVOR NOAH: Thank you. 1018 00:33:44,089 --> 00:33:44,990 Thank you very much. 1019 00:33:45,090 --> 00:33:46,258 It was hard for both of us because-- 1020 00:33:46,358 --> 00:33:47,926 and not just us-- many comedians, 1021 00:33:48,026 --> 00:33:49,795 many touring artists, many-- like, 1022 00:33:49,895 --> 00:33:53,432 everyone from people who are running, building the stage. 1023 00:33:53,532 --> 00:33:55,801 Everyone was struggling because of COVID. 1024 00:33:55,901 --> 00:33:57,469 People couldn't go to offices, et cetera. 1025 00:33:57,569 --> 00:33:59,438 But touring was decimated. 1026 00:33:59,538 --> 00:34:00,539 Everyone we worked with was gone. 1027 00:34:00,639 --> 00:34:01,673 Building a show was really hard. 1028 00:34:01,807 --> 00:34:03,141 I wonder if you went through the same thing. 1029 00:34:03,242 --> 00:34:05,577 Because I was panicking about whether or not 1030 00:34:05,677 --> 00:34:07,613 I'd be able to make the show what it was. 1031 00:34:07,746 --> 00:34:10,048 And then you were also building a show when 1032 00:34:10,148 --> 00:34:11,250 everyone was wearing masks. 1033 00:34:11,350 --> 00:34:12,851 No one could even sit together. 1034 00:34:12,951 --> 00:34:14,419 Like, was that hard for you? 1035 00:34:14,519 --> 00:34:15,621 NEAL BRENNAN: Well, I didn't know 1036 00:34:15,754 --> 00:34:16,955 how much to talk about it. Do you know what I mean? 1037 00:34:17,055 --> 00:34:18,190 TREVOR NOAH: Yeah, yeah. 1038 00:34:18,290 --> 00:34:19,958 Because I couldn't tell if people wanted to hear it 1039 00:34:20,058 --> 00:34:21,126 or didn't want to hear it. 1040 00:34:21,226 --> 00:34:22,461 TREVOR NOAH: It was both. - I know. 1041 00:34:22,561 --> 00:34:23,462 TREVOR NOAH: Yeah. - So I would do it-- 1042 00:34:23,562 --> 00:34:24,563 TREVOR NOAH: I was like, it's over. 1043 00:34:24,663 --> 00:34:25,464 Don't say anything. But what is your joke? 1044 00:34:25,564 --> 00:34:26,765 Yeah, but go ahead. Go ahead. 1045 00:34:26,798 --> 00:34:27,799 Yeah. 1046 00:34:27,900 --> 00:34:30,769 So I had a couple, like, fast jokes up front. 1047 00:34:30,836 --> 00:34:32,871 And then I would just get into the show 1048 00:34:32,971 --> 00:34:35,274 because I think people want you to acknowledge it. 1049 00:34:35,374 --> 00:34:38,343 But they don't want to harp on it to bump them out. 1050 00:34:38,443 --> 00:34:40,279 TREVOR NOAH: I would love to know, from the first time you 1051 00:34:40,379 --> 00:34:43,315 and I hung out on the show and spoke about depression-- 1052 00:34:43,415 --> 00:34:45,684 we spoke about anxiety. 1053 00:34:45,784 --> 00:34:48,086 We spoke-- you know, it's stuff comedians talk about. 1054 00:34:48,186 --> 00:34:49,788 [laughter] 1055 00:34:49,888 --> 00:34:53,492 I'd love to know if you feel like you've healed a lot more, 1056 00:34:53,592 --> 00:34:54,860 if you've grown a lot more. 1057 00:34:54,960 --> 00:34:57,095 And for people who've been on a similar journey 1058 00:34:57,195 --> 00:34:59,364 to you, what some of your best advice for them would be. 1059 00:34:59,464 --> 00:35:02,634 NEAL BRENNAN: I've done a ton of stuff. 1060 00:35:02,801 --> 00:35:05,137 I did a thing called TMS, transcranial magnetic 1061 00:35:05,237 --> 00:35:06,138 stimulation for depression. 1062 00:35:06,238 --> 00:35:08,073 That was really helpful. 1063 00:35:08,173 --> 00:35:09,141 I did ketamine. 1064 00:35:09,241 --> 00:35:10,208 Did you-- 1065 00:35:10,309 --> 00:35:11,243 - Ketamine therapy? - Ketamine therapy. 1066 00:35:11,343 --> 00:35:12,244 OK. 1067 00:35:12,344 --> 00:35:13,378 I didn't just do it at a club. 1068 00:35:13,478 --> 00:35:14,379 Yeah, it sounds like you just did it at a party. 1069 00:35:14,479 --> 00:35:15,380 That's what it sounded like you did it. 1070 00:35:15,480 --> 00:35:16,481 I did ketamine. - Yeah. 1071 00:35:16,582 --> 00:35:17,849 I got drunk. I got lit. 1072 00:35:17,950 --> 00:35:19,851 I got turnt. [laughter] 1073 00:35:19,952 --> 00:35:21,486 It really helped. 1074 00:35:21,587 --> 00:35:26,258 No, so ketamine, TMS, ayahuasca, I've just-- 1075 00:35:26,358 --> 00:35:28,560 I'll do-- not like I'll do anything, 1076 00:35:28,660 --> 00:35:32,931 but I'll like-- yeah, I'll do anything. 1077 00:35:33,031 --> 00:35:35,500 But I feel like you've done stuff also. 1078 00:35:35,601 --> 00:35:36,969 This is another way in which we connect. 1079 00:35:37,069 --> 00:35:38,303 TREVOR NOAH: I think therapy is amazing. 1080 00:35:38,403 --> 00:35:40,372 I think you should always be working on yourself. 1081 00:35:40,472 --> 00:35:43,775 But, like, you've always been the person who's gone, 1082 00:35:43,809 --> 00:35:46,044 I'm a tortured soul, and there's no hope. 1083 00:35:46,144 --> 00:35:47,546 You say that in your comedy. 1084 00:35:47,646 --> 00:35:48,914 Right? 1085 00:35:49,014 --> 00:35:51,283 And I feel like over the years I've seen a glimmer of hope 1086 00:35:51,383 --> 00:35:52,284 in your eyes. 1087 00:35:52,384 --> 00:35:53,619 I'm a little-- 1088 00:35:53,785 --> 00:35:54,920 I'm a little sunnier than I used to be. 1089 00:35:55,020 --> 00:35:56,088 - You are a little sunnier. - I know. 1090 00:35:56,188 --> 00:35:57,089 - You are. - I know. 1091 00:35:57,189 --> 00:35:58,090 It's pretty cute. - It is. 1092 00:35:58,190 --> 00:36:00,392 [laughter] 1093 00:36:00,492 --> 00:36:01,793 Got a burgundy suit. 1094 00:36:01,827 --> 00:36:02,794 Come on. 1095 00:36:02,828 --> 00:36:04,496 What do you want? 1096 00:36:04,596 --> 00:36:05,797 So to that-- not to be too mushy, 1097 00:36:05,864 --> 00:36:07,599 but to that Neal Brennan who's sitting out there right 1098 00:36:07,733 --> 00:36:09,201 now and goes, I'm anxious. 1099 00:36:09,301 --> 00:36:10,335 I'm depressed. 1100 00:36:10,435 --> 00:36:11,970 I don't think anybody in the world loves me. 1101 00:36:12,070 --> 00:36:13,405 I don't think there's any future for me. 1102 00:36:13,505 --> 00:36:15,374 What do you say to them? 1103 00:36:15,474 --> 00:36:17,876 NEAL BRENNAN: Just keep saving your money. 1104 00:36:17,976 --> 00:36:18,877 And-- 1105 00:36:18,977 --> 00:36:22,881 [laughter] 1106 00:36:22,981 --> 00:36:24,549 Invest in a Roth IRA. 1107 00:36:24,650 --> 00:36:26,952 No. 1108 00:36:27,052 --> 00:36:28,854 Just keep trying. 1109 00:36:28,954 --> 00:36:31,924 That's the thing is because it is-- the thing with depression 1110 00:36:32,024 --> 00:36:34,026 and anxiety and all these mental health things, 1111 00:36:34,126 --> 00:36:35,827 they don't really know what does what. 1112 00:36:35,928 --> 00:36:36,828 Yeah. 1113 00:36:36,929 --> 00:36:38,764 So you have to keep trying and not 1114 00:36:38,830 --> 00:36:43,535 get too discouraged about if one thing doesn't work, 1115 00:36:43,635 --> 00:36:45,504 then you're broken or screwed or whatever. 1116 00:36:45,604 --> 00:36:47,306 Like, you just try another thing. 1117 00:36:47,406 --> 00:36:49,474 It's like standup, where you just do a joke. 1118 00:36:49,575 --> 00:36:50,509 And it's like, oh, you don't like that. 1119 00:36:50,609 --> 00:36:51,510 All right, we'll do another. 1120 00:36:51,610 --> 00:36:52,511 TREVOR NOAH: Try another one. 1121 00:36:52,611 --> 00:36:54,479 Yeah, and just go on and on and on. 1122 00:36:54,580 --> 00:36:55,914 Do I worry for you? 1123 00:36:56,014 --> 00:36:58,116 Yeah, I have some worries. 1124 00:36:58,216 --> 00:37:00,786 I worry what's going to happen when you wake up tomorrow 1125 00:37:00,819 --> 00:37:02,788 at 1:00 in the afternoon. 1126 00:37:02,854 --> 00:37:04,590 Do you realize that you're not going to be the host 1127 00:37:04,690 --> 00:37:06,024 of The Daily Show anymore? 1128 00:37:06,124 --> 00:37:08,527 Yeah, you're just going to be a best-selling author 1129 00:37:08,627 --> 00:37:11,363 who does comedy in sold-out arenas around the world. 1130 00:37:11,463 --> 00:37:17,936 [cheering] 1131 00:37:18,036 --> 00:37:19,571 Hashtag #PrayForTrevor. 1132 00:37:19,671 --> 00:37:21,373 [laughter] 1133 00:37:21,473 --> 00:37:24,543 So, buddy, it is my great honor, on behalf of everyone 1134 00:37:24,643 --> 00:37:28,380 here and at home to give you your flowers. 1135 00:37:28,480 --> 00:37:30,716 Oh, thank you, Neal. 1136 00:37:30,816 --> 00:37:34,519 [cheering] 1137 00:37:34,620 --> 00:37:35,587 Thank you so much for that. 1138 00:37:35,687 --> 00:37:36,655 Thank you. 1139 00:37:36,755 --> 00:37:39,324 Also, as someone quitting a job in America, 1140 00:37:39,424 --> 00:37:40,792 you're about to lose your health insurance. 1141 00:37:40,893 --> 00:37:44,162 You should probably sign up for COBRA. 1142 00:37:44,263 --> 00:37:46,431 I brought all the necessary forms. 1143 00:37:46,531 --> 00:37:47,399 Love you, buddy. 1144 00:37:47,499 --> 00:37:48,533 Congratulations. 1145 00:37:48,634 --> 00:37:49,568 Trevor Noah, everybody! 1146 00:37:49,668 --> 00:37:50,569 Neal Brennan, everybody. 1147 00:37:50,669 --> 00:37:52,371 [cheering] 1148 00:37:52,471 --> 00:37:53,572 Thank you so much. 1149 00:37:53,672 --> 00:37:54,573 You're right. 1150 00:37:54,673 --> 00:37:56,475 I don't like [inaudible]. 1151 00:37:56,575 --> 00:37:57,643 We're going to take a quick break. 1152 00:37:57,743 --> 00:37:59,611 But we'll be right back after this. 1153 00:37:59,711 --> 00:38:06,785 [cheering] 1154 00:38:11,290 --> 00:38:12,524 [music playing] 1155 00:38:12,624 --> 00:38:15,027 Hello, Trevor! 1156 00:38:15,127 --> 00:38:16,895 Trevor Noah, I just want to say 1157 00:38:16,995 --> 00:38:22,501 congratulations on an amazing run as host of The Daily Show. 1158 00:38:22,601 --> 00:38:24,670 You should be so proud of the work you've done 1159 00:38:24,803 --> 00:38:27,039 over these past seven years. 1160 00:38:27,139 --> 00:38:30,208 Trevor, oh, Trevor, you are so clever. 1161 00:38:30,309 --> 00:38:33,211 We wish you much luck in your future endeavors. 1162 00:38:33,312 --> 00:38:34,980 At the end of a long day, having 1163 00:38:35,080 --> 00:38:39,551 you there to make us laugh and inform us, it meant the world. 1164 00:38:39,651 --> 00:38:42,888 You always found humor and were a shining light. 1165 00:38:42,988 --> 00:38:45,324 You were able to talk to us through some 1166 00:38:45,424 --> 00:38:49,127 of the most challenging and historic moments of our lives. 1167 00:38:49,228 --> 00:38:51,863 So thanks for getting us through, you know, 1168 00:38:51,964 --> 00:38:53,365 some bad times. 1169 00:38:53,465 --> 00:38:55,367 So many bad times. 1170 00:38:55,467 --> 00:38:58,036 A lot of bad times. 1171 00:38:58,136 --> 00:39:00,639 Like, a lot of bad times. 1172 00:39:00,739 --> 00:39:05,510 [laughs] You know, now that I'm saying this shit out loud, 1173 00:39:05,611 --> 00:39:09,047 it didn't get bad until you showed up, actually. 1174 00:39:09,147 --> 00:39:10,048 Um-- 1175 00:39:10,148 --> 00:39:11,049 Yeah, hold up. 1176 00:39:11,149 --> 00:39:13,218 You started, like, seven years ago? 1177 00:39:13,318 --> 00:39:15,787 Like, right when Trump showed up? 1178 00:39:15,854 --> 00:39:19,992 Trump and the pandemic were on your watch. 1179 00:39:20,092 --> 00:39:22,561 OK, there's no way that's a coincidence. 1180 00:39:22,661 --> 00:39:24,162 Jesus, Trevor. 1181 00:39:24,263 --> 00:39:25,530 This is all your fault. 1182 00:39:25,631 --> 00:39:27,900 You killed the queen, didn't you? 1183 00:39:28,000 --> 00:39:29,501 You sick [bleep]. 1184 00:39:29,601 --> 00:39:30,802 I was rooting for you. 1185 00:39:30,836 --> 00:39:32,905 It would be great if you could leave fast. 1186 00:39:33,005 --> 00:39:35,941 Thank you for finally ending your reign of terror. 1187 00:39:36,041 --> 00:39:37,175 - Thank you. - Thank you. 1188 00:39:37,276 --> 00:39:38,176 Thanks. 1189 00:39:38,277 --> 00:39:39,711 The queen! 1190 00:39:39,811 --> 00:39:40,913 Damn. 1191 00:39:41,013 --> 00:39:43,248 Can't wait to see what's next. 1192 00:39:43,348 --> 00:39:45,918 [blows kiss] 1193 00:39:45,616 --> 00:39:46,083 Thank you again for being here, everyone. 1194 00:39:46,183 --> 00:39:46,950 It's been fun. 1195 00:39:47,051 --> 00:39:54,058 [cheering, applause] 1196 00:40:00,664 --> 00:40:02,433 I mean, I don't know if I mentioned, 1197 00:40:02,533 --> 00:40:05,569 it is my final show, final episode of The Daily 1198 00:40:05,669 --> 00:40:07,404 Show with Trevor Noah. 1199 00:40:07,504 --> 00:40:09,973 And don't be sad. 1200 00:40:10,074 --> 00:40:12,676 I know a lot of people are sad, but please don't be sad. 1201 00:40:12,776 --> 00:40:15,446 You should be happy that an African leader 1202 00:40:15,546 --> 00:40:19,083 is peacefully leaving power. 1203 00:40:19,183 --> 00:40:20,484 That's never a guarantee. 1204 00:40:20,584 --> 00:40:23,053 It's never a guarantee. 1205 00:40:23,153 --> 00:40:24,488 It's really hard to believe it's been seven 1206 00:40:24,588 --> 00:40:26,156 years at the desk, you know. 1207 00:40:26,256 --> 00:40:27,991 I was thinking-- everyone asks me about that. 1208 00:40:28,092 --> 00:40:28,992 They say, seven years. 1209 00:40:29,093 --> 00:40:30,094 Can you believe it? 1210 00:40:30,194 --> 00:40:34,264 It doesn't feel like seven years, you know. 1211 00:40:34,364 --> 00:40:35,265 Well, not all at the desk. 1212 00:40:35,365 --> 00:40:36,834 Obviously, I went home in-between. 1213 00:40:36,934 --> 00:40:38,102 Yeah. 1214 00:40:38,202 --> 00:40:39,636 But still, it's been a wild ride. 1215 00:40:39,737 --> 00:40:40,971 You know? 1216 00:40:41,071 --> 00:40:46,977 And some of the people I work with-- some of you 1217 00:40:47,077 --> 00:40:49,046 have been asking me between the scenes, what have you learned 1218 00:40:49,146 --> 00:40:50,314 at your time in America? 1219 00:40:50,414 --> 00:40:52,082 What have you learned at your time and-- 1220 00:40:52,182 --> 00:40:53,150 you know. 1221 00:40:53,250 --> 00:40:55,953 And I would never pretend to understand 1222 00:40:56,053 --> 00:41:02,393 America in a relatively short time I think I've been here. 1223 00:41:02,493 --> 00:41:05,496 I don't think I know much about anything, the more I learn, 1224 00:41:05,629 --> 00:41:07,931 funny enough. 1225 00:41:08,031 --> 00:41:09,299 But when I thought about it, I realized 1226 00:41:09,400 --> 00:41:13,270 there were three main lessons that I've learned in my time 1227 00:41:13,370 --> 00:41:17,341 being privileged enough to host the show that you've been 1228 00:41:17,441 --> 00:41:19,076 wonderful enough to watch. 1229 00:41:19,176 --> 00:41:23,847 And the first lesson I learned is something that took 1230 00:41:23,947 --> 00:41:25,983 me a long time to realize. 1231 00:41:26,083 --> 00:41:31,021 Issues are real, but politics are just an invented way 1232 00:41:31,121 --> 00:41:33,757 to solve those issues. 1233 00:41:33,857 --> 00:41:35,526 Don't ever forget that. 1234 00:41:35,659 --> 00:41:37,661 I, in the very beginning, also got 1235 00:41:37,694 --> 00:41:39,930 sucked into the whole Republican, Democrat, 1236 00:41:40,030 --> 00:41:42,266 and it's like, oh, this is the way it should be. 1237 00:41:42,366 --> 00:41:46,103 The Republican-- yet, it's not actually the way it should be. 1238 00:41:46,203 --> 00:41:47,471 It's not even the way it is. 1239 00:41:47,604 --> 00:41:48,672 It's not a binary. 1240 00:41:48,772 --> 00:41:50,908 There are not just two ways to solve any problem. 1241 00:41:51,008 --> 00:41:53,010 There are not just two ways to be. 1242 00:41:53,110 --> 00:41:57,247 I'm eternally grateful to a man who I met as a stranger, 1243 00:41:57,347 --> 00:41:58,382 funny enough. 1244 00:41:58,482 --> 00:42:00,818 And he said something really beautiful to me. 1245 00:42:00,918 --> 00:42:03,921 We're walking through Harlem, and he said to me, 1246 00:42:04,021 --> 00:42:05,622 he said, you know, Trevor, one of the greatest 1247 00:42:05,656 --> 00:42:07,825 lies they tell you in America-- they tell you that-- they tell 1248 00:42:07,925 --> 00:42:09,626 you that America is two political parties, 1249 00:42:09,727 --> 00:42:10,761 Republicans and Democrats. 1250 00:42:10,861 --> 00:42:12,162 And he said, but I'll tell you now, 1251 00:42:12,262 --> 00:42:14,631 it's Republicans, Democrats, and it's Black people, 1252 00:42:14,665 --> 00:42:16,734 and every other person of color who's trying to make a name 1253 00:42:16,834 --> 00:42:18,402 or do something for themselves. 1254 00:42:18,502 --> 00:42:19,636 And that stuck with me, and it made 1255 00:42:19,670 --> 00:42:21,472 me think about American politics differently. 1256 00:42:21,638 --> 00:42:23,941 Made me realize that we get tricked a lot of the time, 1257 00:42:24,041 --> 00:42:25,909 not just in America, but everywhere in the world, 1258 00:42:26,009 --> 00:42:28,645 into liking or not liking something based more 1259 00:42:28,679 --> 00:42:31,081 on the tribe that it comes from, 1260 00:42:31,181 --> 00:42:32,483 the tribe that it emanates from, 1261 00:42:32,649 --> 00:42:34,852 than what the idea actually is. 1262 00:42:34,952 --> 00:42:36,653 It's whether they put that little R 1263 00:42:36,687 --> 00:42:40,124 or that D next to somebody's name in a newspaper article 1264 00:42:40,224 --> 00:42:43,994 that defines how you feel about it, when in fact, somebody 1265 00:42:44,094 --> 00:42:46,363 that you may not agree with on most things 1266 00:42:46,463 --> 00:42:49,032 can do something that you like. 1267 00:42:49,133 --> 00:42:51,902 They could do something that you agree with. 1268 00:42:52,002 --> 00:42:53,437 And I think as we live in a society 1269 00:42:53,604 --> 00:42:55,739 where we increasingly introduce ourselves with the things that 1270 00:42:55,839 --> 00:42:57,808 separates us, we forget that real friendships 1271 00:42:57,908 --> 00:43:00,177 come from the similarities. 1272 00:43:00,277 --> 00:43:02,513 And then, the disagreements are how we polish 1273 00:43:02,613 --> 00:43:03,714 each other as human beings. 1274 00:43:03,814 --> 00:43:04,715 I'm not saying you'll agree with everyone. 1275 00:43:04,815 --> 00:43:05,849 Don't get me wrong. 1276 00:43:05,949 --> 00:43:07,851 It's not like kumbaya and everything works. 1277 00:43:07,951 --> 00:43:09,653 I'm not saying that. 1278 00:43:09,753 --> 00:43:11,422 But just remember that. 1279 00:43:11,522 --> 00:43:14,458 Like, Trump did prison reform, you know? 1280 00:43:14,625 --> 00:43:17,461 I'm not saying now you should like him. 1281 00:43:17,628 --> 00:43:19,763 But it doesn't mean you have to hate 1282 00:43:19,863 --> 00:43:21,532 the prison reform that he did. 1283 00:43:21,632 --> 00:43:22,766 You could be like, I hate this guy, 1284 00:43:22,866 --> 00:43:23,967 but I'm not going to be there. 1285 00:43:24,068 --> 00:43:25,536 Like, Your Honor, I should get a longer sentence, 1286 00:43:25,636 --> 00:43:28,539 because Trump did this shit. 1287 00:43:28,639 --> 00:43:30,007 Issues aren't Democrat or Republican. 1288 00:43:30,107 --> 00:43:31,642 That's all I'm saying, and that's 1289 00:43:31,675 --> 00:43:34,311 all I wish I could have said a lot more clearly on the show. 1290 00:43:34,411 --> 00:43:35,946 But sometimes in the country, the way 1291 00:43:36,046 --> 00:43:37,681 the news is told, the way it's delivered to you, 1292 00:43:37,781 --> 00:43:38,916 it makes it feel that way. But it's not. 1293 00:43:39,016 --> 00:43:42,052 Clean water isn't a Republican or Democrat issue. 1294 00:43:42,152 --> 00:43:45,022 Affordable housing isn't a Republican or Democrat issue. 1295 00:43:45,122 --> 00:43:46,457 I don't care what party you are. 1296 00:43:46,590 --> 00:43:48,258 You're probably struggling to pay for your rent. 1297 00:43:48,358 --> 00:43:50,060 You're probably struggling to own a house 1298 00:43:50,160 --> 00:43:51,462 or to buy something. 1299 00:43:51,595 --> 00:43:54,598 Crime is not a Republican or a Democrat issue. 1300 00:43:54,665 --> 00:43:56,767 It's oftentimes something that New York Times just 1301 00:43:56,867 --> 00:43:58,769 reports on because they listen to everything the police say. 1302 00:43:58,869 --> 00:44:01,138 But that's another story for another day. 1303 00:44:01,238 --> 00:44:03,741 Politics has transformed into a giant game of football, 1304 00:44:03,841 --> 00:44:04,842 it feels like. 1305 00:44:04,942 --> 00:44:08,378 And just like football, it turns 1306 00:44:08,479 --> 00:44:09,613 everybody's brains to mush. 1307 00:44:09,713 --> 00:44:11,715 But don't forget that. 1308 00:44:11,815 --> 00:44:13,450 Every time you think of an issue, 1309 00:44:13,617 --> 00:44:14,852 don't think of it through the lens 1310 00:44:14,952 --> 00:44:16,520 of Republican and Democrat. 1311 00:44:16,620 --> 00:44:17,821 Forget that for a moment. 1312 00:44:17,921 --> 00:44:19,623 Think about it as a human being. 1313 00:44:19,723 --> 00:44:21,892 And then, figure out which person in power 1314 00:44:21,992 --> 00:44:23,660 is actually trying to do what you think needs 1315 00:44:23,761 --> 00:44:26,930 to be done about that issue. 1316 00:44:27,030 --> 00:44:29,366 The second lesson I learned is, never 1317 00:44:29,466 --> 00:44:32,870 forget that context matters. 1318 00:44:32,970 --> 00:44:36,740 Never forget how much context matters. 1319 00:44:36,840 --> 00:44:40,244 I feel like we live in an age of limitless information 1320 00:44:40,344 --> 00:44:42,112 right now. 1321 00:44:42,212 --> 00:44:44,281 But we never seem to acknowledge that there's 1322 00:44:44,381 --> 00:44:47,584 a shortage of context. 1323 00:44:47,651 --> 00:44:48,719 In many ways, it's why I started 1324 00:44:48,819 --> 00:44:49,820 doing between the scenes. 1325 00:44:49,920 --> 00:44:51,789 I realized, in the short time I have on the show, 1326 00:44:51,889 --> 00:44:53,824 there's only so much I can convey as a message. 1327 00:44:53,924 --> 00:44:56,727 And you know, that message is, I understand, distilled 1328 00:44:56,827 --> 00:44:57,961 and synthesized for people. 1329 00:44:58,062 --> 00:45:01,098 But we process everything in bytes. 1330 00:45:01,198 --> 00:45:04,668 And we don't realize that we have a lot of information, 1331 00:45:04,768 --> 00:45:07,438 but we don't have the context that is so necessary for us 1332 00:45:07,604 --> 00:45:12,342 to process that information, which is so important. 1333 00:45:12,443 --> 00:45:14,511 Context is everything. 1334 00:45:14,611 --> 00:45:17,614 It's truly everything. 1335 00:45:17,714 --> 00:45:18,816 We have information, though. 1336 00:45:18,916 --> 00:45:21,652 We know we know about a flood in Pakistan in a way 1337 00:45:21,752 --> 00:45:23,087 that we never would have known before. 1338 00:45:23,187 --> 00:45:24,488 We know about protests in Iran. 1339 00:45:24,621 --> 00:45:27,691 We know about what the troop movements are in Ukraine. 1340 00:45:27,791 --> 00:45:30,828 We know about a drought in parts of Sudan. 1341 00:45:30,928 --> 00:45:33,263 We know all of these things we know who 1342 00:45:33,363 --> 00:45:35,032 Pete Davidson is dating now. 1343 00:45:35,132 --> 00:45:39,036 Sometimes I feel like we know it before he does, you know? 1344 00:45:39,136 --> 00:45:40,537 Yeah, he's just like, what? 1345 00:45:40,637 --> 00:45:41,538 I am? 1346 00:45:41,638 --> 00:45:43,006 Sweet. 1347 00:45:43,107 --> 00:45:45,309 But we don't have the context oftentimes 1348 00:45:45,409 --> 00:45:48,712 when we make a decision, is what I started realizing. 1349 00:45:48,812 --> 00:45:50,681 We see a clip, a video. 1350 00:45:50,781 --> 00:45:52,116 It's designed to make us angry. 1351 00:45:52,216 --> 00:45:53,617 We respond to it accordingly. 1352 00:45:53,717 --> 00:45:54,651 We don't know how it started. 1353 00:45:54,752 --> 00:45:55,686 We don't know how it ended. 1354 00:45:55,786 --> 00:45:57,588 We don't know what the actual story is. 1355 00:45:57,621 --> 00:46:00,224 And context is so important, for everything, 1356 00:46:00,324 --> 00:46:03,827 for every conversation, if you think about it in life, 1357 00:46:03,927 --> 00:46:05,462 you know. You see it. 1358 00:46:05,596 --> 00:46:06,597 It makes you angry. 1359 00:46:06,630 --> 00:46:07,898 You don't wonder why it makes you angry. 1360 00:46:07,998 --> 00:46:09,600 You don't even know if it was designed to make you angry. 1361 00:46:09,633 --> 00:46:10,601 You know? 1362 00:46:10,701 --> 00:46:11,902 I just, I've realized it's so important 1363 00:46:12,002 --> 00:46:15,205 to protect yourself from that. 1364 00:46:15,305 --> 00:46:17,741 Try and find the context, wherever you can. 1365 00:46:17,841 --> 00:46:19,610 Ask as many questions. 1366 00:46:19,643 --> 00:46:22,246 And it may slow you down in being able to make a decision. 1367 00:46:22,346 --> 00:46:25,015 It may slow you down in being able to form a take. 1368 00:46:25,115 --> 00:46:27,251 But maybe that's a good thing. 1369 00:46:27,351 --> 00:46:29,053 Maybe we shouldn't have an opinion immediately. 1370 00:46:29,153 --> 00:46:32,156 Maybe we should wait and see what happened. 1371 00:46:32,256 --> 00:46:34,625 See what the context is. 1372 00:46:34,691 --> 00:46:36,393 You don't know what the video is. 1373 00:46:36,493 --> 00:46:37,795 We all see these videos. 1374 00:46:37,895 --> 00:46:41,432 Saw that video of that raccoon attacking that little girl. 1375 00:46:41,532 --> 00:46:42,633 It was terrible. 1376 00:46:42,699 --> 00:46:46,303 But we don't know what she did to the raccoon. 1377 00:46:46,403 --> 00:46:47,371 You know? 1378 00:46:47,471 --> 00:46:50,674 Maybe she sold the raccoon some cocaine. 1379 00:46:50,774 --> 00:46:52,276 That was cocaine. 1380 00:46:52,376 --> 00:46:53,844 And the raccoon was like, shit, this is flower? 1381 00:46:53,944 --> 00:46:57,848 Gah! 1382 00:46:57,948 --> 00:46:58,882 You know. 1383 00:46:58,982 --> 00:47:00,117 I think context is everything. 1384 00:47:00,217 --> 00:47:02,219 And I've experienced that in many ways firsthand. 1385 00:47:02,319 --> 00:47:06,056 I remember when I started the show. 1386 00:47:06,156 --> 00:47:09,159 There were so many people that hated me, genuinely hated me. 1387 00:47:09,259 --> 00:47:10,894 They hated the idea. They hated how I look. 1388 00:47:10,994 --> 00:47:11,895 They hated my hair. 1389 00:47:11,995 --> 00:47:13,297 They hated my accent. 1390 00:47:13,397 --> 00:47:15,599 They hated everything about me, my point of view, everything. 1391 00:47:15,632 --> 00:47:18,202 And then, I look seven years later, 1392 00:47:18,302 --> 00:47:21,772 and now, those people still hate me, but-- 1393 00:47:21,872 --> 00:47:24,041 but for the right reasons now, because now, they know me. 1394 00:47:24,141 --> 00:47:26,977 They understand me. 1395 00:47:27,077 --> 00:47:28,378 And obviously, there's people who love me, 1396 00:47:28,479 --> 00:47:29,813 and I appreciate all of you who come out 1397 00:47:29,913 --> 00:47:31,148 and enjoy the show with me. 1398 00:47:31,248 --> 00:47:33,617 But just remember, without context, nothing makes sense, 1399 00:47:33,650 --> 00:47:36,086 whether it's international traditions, norms, customs. 1400 00:47:36,186 --> 00:47:37,921 We all think it's normal, because we are in the place 1401 00:47:38,021 --> 00:47:38,922 that we're in. 1402 00:47:39,022 --> 00:47:40,424 But as the world becomes smaller, 1403 00:47:40,524 --> 00:47:41,725 we're also going to compress everything 1404 00:47:41,825 --> 00:47:43,727 that we think is right and is normal. 1405 00:47:43,827 --> 00:47:46,029 And it's going to create a little bit of tension. 1406 00:47:46,130 --> 00:47:47,931 There isn't one way, and we don't 1407 00:47:48,031 --> 00:47:50,467 know what the one way is. 1408 00:47:50,567 --> 00:47:51,735 Context, people. 1409 00:47:51,835 --> 00:47:53,604 Please, don't forget that. 1410 00:47:53,704 --> 00:47:58,075 It's like how if you joke about your own mom, then it's funny. 1411 00:47:58,175 --> 00:47:59,276 Right? 1412 00:47:59,376 --> 00:48:02,279 But if I joke about your mom, then it's hilarious. 1413 00:48:02,379 --> 00:48:03,647 There's a difference. 1414 00:48:03,747 --> 00:48:06,316 You know? 1415 00:48:06,417 --> 00:48:10,354 And I guess the final lesson I learned at the show-- 1416 00:48:10,454 --> 00:48:11,755 and I learned it not at the show 1417 00:48:11,855 --> 00:48:14,792 but because of the show and the news I was covering-- is 1418 00:48:14,892 --> 00:48:16,360 please don't forget that the world is 1419 00:48:16,460 --> 00:48:18,095 a friendlier place than the internet 1420 00:48:18,195 --> 00:48:20,497 and the news will make you think. 1421 00:48:20,597 --> 00:48:22,833 Just don't forget that. 1422 00:48:22,933 --> 00:48:26,003 I've been really lucky to go out. 1423 00:48:26,103 --> 00:48:29,606 And my comedy has taken me to places and to people. 1424 00:48:29,640 --> 00:48:32,342 I've been lucky enough to do comedy from Florida 1425 00:48:32,443 --> 00:48:35,312 all the way through to Washington State. 1426 00:48:35,412 --> 00:48:37,414 I've been lucky enough to travel around the world 1427 00:48:37,514 --> 00:48:39,783 and meet people, and people are a lot 1428 00:48:39,883 --> 00:48:42,619 friendlier than social media would have you believe. 1429 00:48:42,720 --> 00:48:43,821 You know? 1430 00:48:43,921 --> 00:48:46,223 I've had people who are Republican voters who come 1431 00:48:46,323 --> 00:48:47,858 to my show, because even their kids brought them, 1432 00:48:47,958 --> 00:48:49,093 and they go, I didn't know I would laugh, 1433 00:48:49,193 --> 00:48:50,227 and I had a good time. 1434 00:48:50,327 --> 00:48:51,562 And I may not agree with you, but maybe this-- 1435 00:48:51,662 --> 00:48:52,563 but they see me as a human. 1436 00:48:52,663 --> 00:48:53,831 Maybe I talk to them. 1437 00:48:53,931 --> 00:48:55,599 I see them as a human in a way that we didn't before. 1438 00:48:55,699 --> 00:48:58,802 People are a lot friendlier than they'll have you believe. 1439 00:48:58,902 --> 00:49:01,338 The news is designed to tell you what is happening, 1440 00:49:01,438 --> 00:49:03,640 and generally, what is bad is what's going to make news. 1441 00:49:03,741 --> 00:49:06,744 But not everything is bad. 1442 00:49:06,844 --> 00:49:08,979 Old ladies aren't just being punched everywhere in New 1443 00:49:09,079 --> 00:49:11,348 York City at every corner. 1444 00:49:11,448 --> 00:49:17,121 Sometimes they're punching people. 1445 00:49:17,221 --> 00:49:20,424 People are a lot better than they'll have you think. 1446 00:49:20,591 --> 00:49:21,859 We're all human beings. 1447 00:49:21,959 --> 00:49:23,160 We're all trying to get somewhere. 1448 00:49:23,260 --> 00:49:29,666 And at the end of the day, we all just trying to smash. 1449 00:49:29,767 --> 00:49:36,240 [cheering, applause] 1450 00:49:36,340 --> 00:49:40,377 And really, I think the most important 1451 00:49:40,477 --> 00:49:44,248 lesson my time at this show has taught me is gratitude. 1452 00:49:44,348 --> 00:49:46,550 It's taught me to be grateful. 1453 00:49:46,650 --> 00:49:51,422 Grateful for everything that I have, 1454 00:49:51,522 --> 00:49:55,859 that I don't even realize I have. 1455 00:49:55,959 --> 00:49:58,529 Grateful to the wonderful people who helped me 1456 00:49:58,629 --> 00:50:00,397 make every single episode of the show. 1457 00:50:00,497 --> 00:50:03,367 I always tell the people I work with, I go, you know, I wish 1458 00:50:03,467 --> 00:50:05,636 you could be with me all the time 1459 00:50:05,736 --> 00:50:07,571 when I meet people who enjoy the show, and they go, 1460 00:50:07,671 --> 00:50:08,672 great show. 1461 00:50:08,772 --> 00:50:09,807 And I'm like, yeah, but I wish they could 1462 00:50:09,907 --> 00:50:12,676 see that as well, they could experience that, 1463 00:50:12,776 --> 00:50:16,113 and they could also get the death threats, too. 1464 00:50:16,213 --> 00:50:18,982 We should share these things, is what I'm saying. 1465 00:50:19,083 --> 00:50:20,350 Yeah. 1466 00:50:20,451 --> 00:50:23,153 Yeah, but thank you to all of them. 1467 00:50:23,253 --> 00:50:24,221 It's crazy. 1468 00:50:24,321 --> 00:50:26,523 When people ask me, like, how did this-- 1469 00:50:26,623 --> 00:50:27,758 it was a wild journey. 1470 00:50:27,858 --> 00:50:29,960 It was the craziest journey that I didn't predict, 1471 00:50:30,060 --> 00:50:32,362 I didn't expect. 1472 00:50:32,463 --> 00:50:35,933 I got a call from a man by the name of Jon Stewart. 1473 00:50:36,033 --> 00:50:37,134 And I'll never forget this call. 1474 00:50:37,234 --> 00:50:41,238 I was in London, doing my first tour of the UK. 1475 00:50:41,338 --> 00:50:44,775 It was such an exciting moment for me. 1476 00:50:44,875 --> 00:50:45,909 I was thrilled. 1477 00:50:46,009 --> 00:50:48,045 I'd wanted to travel and do comedy for so long. 1478 00:50:48,145 --> 00:50:51,515 And my phone rang, and I didn't know what the number was, 1479 00:50:51,615 --> 00:50:52,716 and I answered. 1480 00:50:52,816 --> 00:50:54,284 And the voice on the other end said, hey, Trevor, 1481 00:50:54,385 --> 00:50:55,285 how are you? 1482 00:50:55,386 --> 00:50:56,887 My name is Jon Stewart. 1483 00:50:56,987 --> 00:51:00,257 I host a comedy show in America called The Daily Show. 1484 00:51:00,357 --> 00:51:03,093 And I was like, oh, wow, yeah, I know what The Daily Show is. 1485 00:51:03,193 --> 00:51:04,528 And he was like, as you should, young man. 1486 00:51:04,628 --> 00:51:06,630 As you should. 1487 00:51:06,697 --> 00:51:07,798 He was very funny. 1488 00:51:07,898 --> 00:51:09,133 He would always, like, go in and out 1489 00:51:09,233 --> 00:51:11,735 of-- it's like taking himself seriously, 1490 00:51:11,835 --> 00:51:12,736 and then not at all. 1491 00:51:12,836 --> 00:51:14,104 And we had this great conversation, 1492 00:51:14,204 --> 00:51:15,239 where he invited me. 1493 00:51:15,339 --> 00:51:16,974 He said, I've seen your comedy online, you know. 1494 00:51:17,074 --> 00:51:19,143 And I think it was the executive producers 1495 00:51:19,243 --> 00:51:21,745 who basically brought me to Jon's attention, you know? 1496 00:51:21,845 --> 00:51:24,014 [inaudible] Steve Bodo helped me make the show. 1497 00:51:24,114 --> 00:51:24,982 And-- 1498 00:51:25,082 --> 00:51:26,083 [cheering, applause] 1499 00:51:26,183 --> 00:51:30,054 They said, Jon, you've got to see this kid. 1500 00:51:30,154 --> 00:51:32,523 You've got to do something with him. 1501 00:51:32,656 --> 00:51:35,492 And John liked me, and he said, yeah, let's do something. 1502 00:51:35,659 --> 00:51:38,128 You know, I see you in me. 1503 00:51:38,228 --> 00:51:39,663 I was like, huh. 1504 00:51:39,730 --> 00:51:40,964 That's an interesting one. 1505 00:51:41,065 --> 00:51:43,967 He's like, yeah. 1506 00:51:44,068 --> 00:51:45,436 He's like, yeah. 1507 00:51:45,602 --> 00:51:46,737 I've always felt like I'm Jersey. 1508 00:51:46,837 --> 00:51:47,738 I get it. 1509 00:51:47,838 --> 00:51:48,972 I get it. 1510 00:51:49,073 --> 00:51:50,707 You know, but it's been wild. 1511 00:51:50,808 --> 00:51:52,943 And then, I called my two best friends, 1512 00:51:53,043 --> 00:51:54,611 my two best creative friends who I've been 1513 00:51:54,678 --> 00:51:55,612 working with for a long time-- 1514 00:51:55,679 --> 00:51:57,081 David Meyer and David Kibuuka. 1515 00:51:57,181 --> 00:51:58,949 And I said-- one of them from North 1516 00:51:59,049 --> 00:52:04,121 Carolina, cowboy and guru at the same time, 1517 00:52:04,221 --> 00:52:05,522 fantastic filmmaker. I called him. 1518 00:52:05,622 --> 00:52:06,790 I said, Dave, we've got to do this. 1519 00:52:06,890 --> 00:52:08,459 And then, my friend, David Kibuuka, from South Africa 1520 00:52:08,625 --> 00:52:10,461 was like, you want to go to America? 1521 00:52:10,627 --> 00:52:13,363 And he was like, for how long? 1522 00:52:13,464 --> 00:52:14,998 I was like, for as long as they'll allow us, man. 1523 00:52:15,099 --> 00:52:17,000 I need you, and we can do this thing together. 1524 00:52:17,101 --> 00:52:18,402 And he's like, well, all right, all right. 1525 00:52:18,502 --> 00:52:20,104 Let's see what happens. 1526 00:52:20,204 --> 00:52:21,238 And yeah. 1527 00:52:21,338 --> 00:52:23,173 And we've been seeing what happens ever since. 1528 00:52:23,273 --> 00:52:25,375 And so I say thank you to all of those people. 1529 00:52:25,476 --> 00:52:26,643 There's so many thank-yous. 1530 00:52:26,710 --> 00:52:29,179 Like I said, my first bosses are sitting right here-- 1531 00:52:29,279 --> 00:52:31,849 the people who gave me the job, sitting right here, you know. 1532 00:52:31,949 --> 00:52:32,850 Michelle [inaudible]. 1533 00:52:32,950 --> 00:52:35,452 [cheering, applause] 1534 00:52:35,552 --> 00:52:36,453 Some who aren't here-- 1535 00:52:36,553 --> 00:52:39,523 Sarah and Kent. 1536 00:52:39,656 --> 00:52:41,492 The ride we went through together-- 1537 00:52:41,658 --> 00:52:43,961 that was ridiculous. 1538 00:52:44,061 --> 00:52:46,163 People ask them if they were crazy. 1539 00:52:46,263 --> 00:52:47,431 They were like, are you crazy? 1540 00:52:47,598 --> 00:52:50,134 Who the hell is-- what are you doing? 1541 00:52:50,234 --> 00:52:52,669 Why would you give him this job? 1542 00:52:52,770 --> 00:52:54,238 You know, and I even asked them, like, why 1543 00:52:54,338 --> 00:52:56,373 would you give me this job? 1544 00:52:56,473 --> 00:52:58,242 And they're like, we see something in you, 1545 00:52:58,342 --> 00:52:59,676 and we'll ride with you. And you did. 1546 00:52:59,777 --> 00:53:01,345 I want to thank you over and over again. 1547 00:53:01,445 --> 00:53:03,514 You rode with me when nobody else would. 1548 00:53:03,614 --> 00:53:06,717 You could have fired me when people were [inaudible] me. 1549 00:53:06,817 --> 00:53:09,787 You could have not seen it, when I didn't even see it. 1550 00:53:09,887 --> 00:53:13,257 But yeah, we've kept up ever since. 1551 00:53:13,357 --> 00:53:15,025 All the people-- 1552 00:53:15,125 --> 00:53:18,295 I've been truly grateful, all the way through to my new team 1553 00:53:18,395 --> 00:53:20,631 of bosses, led by Chris McCarthy and the team, 1554 00:53:20,664 --> 00:53:26,070 [inaudible] and Nina and everyone else. 1555 00:53:26,170 --> 00:53:28,439 Well, they were like-- 1556 00:53:28,539 --> 00:53:30,340 they were the first ones to say, hey, 1557 00:53:30,441 --> 00:53:31,809 The Daily Show is your world, but it doesn't 1558 00:53:31,909 --> 00:53:32,810 have to be your only world. 1559 00:53:32,910 --> 00:53:34,111 Let's make projects together. 1560 00:53:34,211 --> 00:53:35,512 Let's produce other content. 1561 00:53:35,646 --> 00:53:37,081 Let's create for the correspondents. 1562 00:53:37,181 --> 00:53:39,483 Let's get Jordan doing specials. 1563 00:53:39,650 --> 00:53:40,851 Let's get Desi doing specials. 1564 00:53:40,951 --> 00:53:42,786 And now, the people are Emmy-nominated. 1565 00:53:42,886 --> 00:53:44,154 I'm so proud of that, and I'm so 1566 00:53:44,254 --> 00:53:45,589 grateful to every single one. 1567 00:53:45,689 --> 00:53:49,093 But honestly, most importantly, I'm grateful to you. 1568 00:53:49,193 --> 00:53:54,965 [cheering, applause] 1569 00:53:55,065 --> 00:53:56,500 Every single one of you. 1570 00:53:56,600 --> 00:53:57,968 I am-- 1571 00:53:58,068 --> 00:53:59,903 [cheering, applause] 1572 00:54:00,003 --> 00:54:02,372 I'm so grateful. 1573 00:54:02,473 --> 00:54:06,777 [cheering, applause] 1574 00:54:06,877 --> 00:54:09,813 I remember-- I remember when we started the show, 1575 00:54:09,913 --> 00:54:13,684 we couldn't get enough people to fill an audience. 1576 00:54:13,784 --> 00:54:15,853 And I always think it's good. 1577 00:54:15,953 --> 00:54:17,121 That's how comedy is, funny enough. 1578 00:54:17,221 --> 00:54:18,889 I remember all my shows, people didn't-- there 1579 00:54:18,989 --> 00:54:19,890 weren't tickets-- 1580 00:54:19,990 --> 00:54:23,193 everyone-- empty seats. 1581 00:54:23,293 --> 00:54:24,461 And then, I look at this now. 1582 00:54:24,628 --> 00:54:26,063 I don't take it for granted, ever. 1583 00:54:26,163 --> 00:54:28,799 Every seat that has ever been filled, to watch something 1584 00:54:28,899 --> 00:54:30,200 that I'm doing, I always appreciate, 1585 00:54:30,300 --> 00:54:32,269 because I know the empty seats that sit behind it. 1586 00:54:32,369 --> 00:54:33,270 So thank you. 1587 00:54:33,370 --> 00:54:35,305 Thank you to the people who watch, 1588 00:54:35,406 --> 00:54:39,643 the people who share the clips, everyone who's 1589 00:54:39,743 --> 00:54:43,414 had an opinion, everyone who's been kind enough 1590 00:54:43,514 --> 00:54:45,582 and gracious enough to-- 1591 00:54:45,682 --> 00:54:46,750 even if it's a critique. 1592 00:54:46,850 --> 00:54:47,785 Doesn't even have to be praise. 1593 00:54:47,885 --> 00:54:48,919 But some people watching-- 1594 00:54:49,019 --> 00:54:50,721 I don't like it when you do this, but I watch. 1595 00:54:50,821 --> 00:54:52,790 I want to say I appreciate those people. 1596 00:54:52,890 --> 00:54:54,024 Even the people who hate watched. 1597 00:54:54,124 --> 00:54:55,025 We still got the ratings. 1598 00:54:55,125 --> 00:54:57,294 Thank you. 1599 00:54:57,394 --> 00:55:00,197 I'm eternally grateful to you. 1600 00:55:00,297 --> 00:55:04,034 And this is random for some, but special shout-out to 1601 00:55:04,134 --> 00:55:06,470 Black women. 1602 00:55:06,603 --> 00:55:13,610 [cheering, applause] 1603 00:55:16,346 --> 00:55:19,183 I've often been credited with having these grand ideas. 1604 00:55:19,283 --> 00:55:20,684 People are like, oh, Trevor, you're so smart, 1605 00:55:20,784 --> 00:55:23,654 and you're so-- and I'm like, who do you think teaches me? 1606 00:55:23,754 --> 00:55:25,022 You know? 1607 00:55:25,122 --> 00:55:28,358 Who do you think has shaped me, nourished me, and formed me? 1608 00:55:28,459 --> 00:55:31,061 From my mom, my gran, my aunts, all 1609 00:55:31,161 --> 00:55:33,897 these Black women in my life-- but then, in America as well. 1610 00:55:33,997 --> 00:55:35,833 I always tell people, if you truly 1611 00:55:35,933 --> 00:55:41,171 want to learn about America, talk to Black women. 1612 00:55:41,271 --> 00:55:42,172 Yeah. 1613 00:55:42,272 --> 00:55:49,046 Because unlike everybody else, Black 1614 00:55:50,280 --> 00:55:55,085 women cannot afford to [bleep] around and find out. 1615 00:55:55,185 --> 00:56:01,125 Black people understand how hard it is when things go bad, 1616 00:56:01,225 --> 00:56:02,726 especially in America, but any place 1617 00:56:02,826 --> 00:56:04,595 where Black people exist, whether it's Brazil, 1618 00:56:04,695 --> 00:56:06,430 whether it's South Africa, wherever it is. 1619 00:56:06,597 --> 00:56:08,499 When things go bad, Black people know 1620 00:56:08,599 --> 00:56:10,167 that it gets worse for them. 1621 00:56:10,267 --> 00:56:13,003 But Black women in particular-- 1622 00:56:13,103 --> 00:56:17,241 they know what shit is, genuinely. 1623 00:56:17,341 --> 00:56:18,342 People would always be shocked. 1624 00:56:18,442 --> 00:56:19,877 They'd be like, why do Black women turn out 1625 00:56:19,977 --> 00:56:21,645 the way they do in America? Why do they vote the way-- 1626 00:56:21,745 --> 00:56:23,747 yeah, because they know what happens if things 1627 00:56:23,847 --> 00:56:25,315 do not go the way it should. 1628 00:56:25,416 --> 00:56:27,451 They cannot afford to [bleep] around and find out. 1629 00:56:27,618 --> 00:56:29,720 And to Black women who have taught me, all of them-- 1630 00:56:29,820 --> 00:56:33,090 I mean, the scholars online, the authors, 1631 00:56:33,190 --> 00:56:36,126 everybody, the Roxane Gays, the Tressie McMillan Cottoms. 1632 00:56:36,226 --> 00:56:37,961 I'll remember the names. 1633 00:56:38,062 --> 00:56:41,832 The Zoe Samudzis-- the brilliant, brilliant women, 1634 00:56:41,932 --> 00:56:44,368 who've taken the time to inform me, to educate me, 1635 00:56:44,468 --> 00:56:46,136 to argue with me. 1636 00:56:46,236 --> 00:56:49,573 The Tarana Burkes who laughed with me, 1637 00:56:49,640 --> 00:56:51,875 talking about everything from sexual assaults 1638 00:56:51,975 --> 00:56:54,478 to just what life is like. 1639 00:56:54,578 --> 00:56:55,479 I'll tell you now. 1640 00:56:55,579 --> 00:56:56,580 Do yourself a favor. 1641 00:56:56,613 --> 00:56:59,216 If you truly want to know what to do 1642 00:56:59,316 --> 00:57:02,453 or how to do it, or maybe the best way or the most equitable 1643 00:57:02,586 --> 00:57:05,422 way, talk to Black women. 1644 00:57:05,589 --> 00:57:07,858 They are-- they're a lot of the reason that I'm here. 1645 00:57:07,958 --> 00:57:10,327 And so I'm grateful to them. 1646 00:57:10,427 --> 00:57:11,662 I'm grateful to every single one of you. 1647 00:57:11,762 --> 00:57:12,663 This has been an honor. 1648 00:57:12,763 --> 00:57:14,598 Thank you. 1649 00:57:14,698 --> 00:57:15,799 We'll be right back after this. 1650 00:57:15,899 --> 00:57:20,137 [cheering, applause] 1651 00:57:35,918 --> 00:57:38,821 Well, that's our show for tonight. 1652 00:57:38,921 --> 00:57:40,523 Thank you so much for tuning in. 1653 00:57:40,623 --> 00:57:41,991 Every single night that you do, thank 1654 00:57:42,091 --> 00:57:43,192 you for coming out in person. 1655 00:57:43,292 --> 00:57:44,927 I'm going to step out to go and buy some cigarettes, 1656 00:57:45,027 --> 00:57:46,962 but I'll be right back, right soon. 1657 00:57:47,062 --> 00:57:50,499 Now, here it is, your final moment of zen. 1658 00:57:50,599 --> 00:57:52,468 [applause] 1659 00:57:52,568 --> 00:57:54,470 Thank you. 1660 00:57:54,570 --> 00:57:55,971 [MUSIC - GERRY AND THE PACEMAKERS, 1661 00:57:56,071 --> 00:57:57,473 "YOU'LL NEVER WALK ALONE"] Thank you. 1662 00:57:57,573 --> 00:57:59,441 Cheers. Thank you. 1663 00:57:59,542 --> 00:58:00,442 Thank you. 1664 00:58:00,543 --> 00:58:01,610 GERRY AND THE PACEMAKERS: (SINGING) 1665 00:58:01,710 --> 00:58:05,447 Walk on through the wind. 1666 00:58:05,548 --> 00:58:12,021 (AUDIENCE JOINS IN) Walk on through the rain. 1667 00:58:13,022 --> 00:58:19,528 For your dreams be tossed and blown. 1668 00:58:25,668 --> 00:58:32,675 Walk on, walk on with hope in your heart, 1669 00:58:38,080 --> 00:58:45,087 and you'll never walk alone. 1670 00:58:50,359 --> 00:58:57,366 You'll never walk alone. 1671 00:59:01,704 --> 00:59:05,641 Thank you so much, y'all. 1672 00:59:05,741 --> 00:59:07,109 Thank you. Thank you. 1673 00:59:07,176 --> 00:59:08,143 Thank you. Thank you. 1674 00:59:08,244 --> 00:59:09,144 Thank you so much. 1675 00:59:09,245 --> 00:59:11,146 Thank you so much.