Ah, my most prized possessions:
My science fair trophies!
Each year, I enter, and each year, I win.
Hello. What's this?
Oh, this must be the place for this year's trophy,
which I will undoubtedly win with my...
Spectro mechanitron!
Ah, what heavenly bliss.
And now for the mechanitron's final run-through.
Computer sequence, begin test.
Computer: Engage josular switch.
Check.
Release transputic pressure.
Check.
Dexter, press spectro button for completion
in 10...9...8...
Spectro button?
6...5...4...
No!
2...1...
Sequence terminated.
Drat. Computer, lights on.
Hi.
Dexter, I've lost my marbles.
Have you seen them?
There's a blue one and a red one
and a green one and a pink one
and a purple one,
and some of them have spiral cool stuff.
This is quite a dilemma.
The button is at the bottom, but I am at the top,
but to press the button, I need to be at the bottom,
but if someone were to...
And there's a round one...
No, no, no, no. That would never work.
Ah, heck. I need a good laugh right now.
Dee Dee, will you come here, please?
Will you please press the button for me?
Ohh...
Ok, ok. Thank you, dear.
But I want to press the button.
Just as I thought. I will have to make myself an assistant.
I've got the brain. Now for someone to put it in.
No, no. Too small.
No, no. Not at all.
No, no. Too big.
Oh, no. I must be flipping my wig.
I will use Dee Dee.
Hmm...
Whew!
And now to start the synapses firing.
It appears that your brain transplant was successful.
Congratulations, Dexter.
Eureka! It worked.
And now, my dear assistant,
it is time for the final run-through.
Dexter: Dee Dee, are you ready?
Dee Dee: Dexter, I don't think this will work.
Quiet with your foolishness!
Just press the button.
Ok.
Computer, engage test sequence.
Computer: Engage josular switch.
Release transputic pressure.
Press spectro button in 10...9...8...7...
6...5...4...
Press it!
2...1...
Sequence engaged.
It's working!
Wait. S-S-Something is wrong!
Computer: Experiment terminated.
I'm sorry, Dexter, but according to my calculations,
your calculations were incorrect,
but I will kindly guide you to the problem.
Computer, lights on.
This way, Dexter.
Nobody commands my computer.
Computer, lights off!
Easy...
Dexter, I wouldn't--
quiet, woman!
But that's not going to--
assistant?
Yes?
Will you please assist me
by shutting up?
You are interrupting science.
It takes a steady hand.
My hair is on fire!
My hair is...
There, there, Dexter.
You can use my hair-restoring formula.
Rrrr!
Hmm...this must be the wire i--
Dee Dee: Ahem.
[Clearing throat] Wrong.
Take note, dear assistant.
By simple process of elimination,
I have disregarded that which is wrong,
and I am left with that which is right.
How could this happen?
To put it simply, Dexter,
the right answer is that they were all wrong.
How dare you interfere with my computations?
I created you.
I command you!
That's it, Dexter.
I'm far too intelligent to lower myself
to your incompetent level,
but here is an assistant
more suitable to your needs.
Good-bye, Dexter!
You won't question my computations.
Will you?
Announcer: The competition's been unusually close
at this year's annual science fair,
but the judges finally made their choice.
The winner is...
Dee Dee!
Woman: Oh, splendid!
Rrrr!
This is all your fault!
enter at your own peril,
past the vaulted door
where impossible things may happen
that the world's never seen before.
♪ In Dexter's laboratory ♪
♪ lives the smartest boy ♪
♪ you've ever seen
♪ but Dee Dee blows his experiments ♪
♪ to smithereens
♪ there is gloom and doom ♪
♪ while things go boom ♪
♪ in Dexter's lab