Dee Dee! Can you please check
if your brother's ready for school?
What did you say, mom?!
I said, go check if Dexter's ready for school.
Ahh!
[Whispering] Dexter.
Are you ready for school?
Ohh. There doesn't seem to be any answer.
I guess I'll have to go inside.
[Rattles doorknob]
Ooh... The door is locked.
At last...
My greatest work completed!
[Kisses loudly]
Hi!
What--what-- what are you doing in my laboratory?
I'm just here to check up on my favorite little brother.
Stop that!
I do not need you to check up on me,
so please remove yourself from my laboratory!
Ooh! What's that? Ohh!
Ooh!
[Giggles]
Aaaah!
Aaaaah!
[Giggles]
Aaaaaah!
You were playing with my doll!
I can't believe you would walk into my room,
take my doll, take it back into your room,
put it on your stinky, slimy machines,
and then you--
[gasps]
Ooh...
What does this button do?
Please, please! Do not push the button!
You have no idea of what it--
does.
Ooh! Look what a cute little bunny rabbit!
Let me go!
Have you any idea of what you have done?
Hmm...no.
Well, let me show you. What would you like to be
more than anything else in the whole world?
[Gasps]
Ooh! I want to be a beautiful Princess
with long golden hair and a big red bow.
And I want to live in a big, big castle
and have lots and lots of horses!
Now, do you understand that by combining
the positive and negative polarities
in sucrose radium...
We can excrete the elements from any variety of zitgaforme.
And unificate them with the superlative repercussions
of the magnetic ospium.
Thusly, this machine should not be used by a--
person of lower intelligence, such as--
[giggling]
You are not listening to me!
Now, pay attention!
Roarrrr!
Make sure you two brush your teeth
before you come down for breakfast.
Mom: Kids! Chew your food.
Now go upstairs and get ready for school.
What are those kids up to?
Mom: That's it. I'm coming upstairs.
You kids stop fooling around and come downstairs,
or you'll miss your bus.
Dee Dee's voice: Last one down
is an icky, icky, slimy spider!
Enter at your own peril,
past the vaulted door where impossible things may happen
that the world's never seen before.
♪ In Dexter's laboratory
♪ lives the smartest boy you've ever seen ♪
♪ but Dee Dee blows his experiments ♪
♪ to smithereens
♪ there is gloom and doom while things go boom ♪
♪ in Dexter's lab