Dexter: After countless experiments,
all testing proves negative.
No enhanced abilities, no physical mutations,
no nothing!
It seems you shall never become
anything more than a mere monkey.
Monkey, this is agent honey q.
Help us.
Reading shows primate 50 meters dead ahead.
Break!
Hi!
Hi. We're looking for a monkey.
I'm a monkey.
[Imitating monkey]
Ok. Uh, we're looking for a little girl.
Eep! Eep! Eep! Eep!
That's him. Get him!
Ok. Beam him up.
Ahh. My quarry has arrived.
[Eek]
No fear, monkey.
I, huntor, the greatest hunter in the universe,
am still very much alive.
Your reputation precedes you, monkey,
as one of this world's mightiest heroes.
And as for me,
well, look around you.
I surround myself with the spoils of the hunt.
I've triumphed over the most fearsome creatures
spawned across the universe.
Though my favorite prey has always been the mighty hero.
Ha ha ha!
What do you say, monkey?
Shall we cut to the chase?
[Eek eek]
You refuse to be hunted?
Well, that's not very sportsmanlike,
but you haven't seen what's behind door number 2.
You'll be my quarry,
or your mates will pay the price.
[Eek eek]
Give me your best shot.
Ha! This heat-seeking moisture missile
will extinguish your heat vision.
My amplifizer can absorb your Sonic sound attack,
amplify it, and redirect it.
My force field is specifically designed
to use the exact opposite frequency
to your energy field.
Oh, and speaking of energy fields,
this negative ion blaster should be perfect
for depolarizing your energy field,
eating away at the very source of your powers,
which leaves you very susceptible
to good old-fashioned lead.
That's it! Run! Run like a monkey!
Ha ha ha!
The hunt is on.
Go, snorkdro, go!
Ha ha ha!
Keep on running, monkey!
I can track your power's energy output
with my monkey emissions sensor.
He's disappeared from me scanner!
What? What?
[Grr]
[Eek eek]
[Grr]
Draw!
[Grr]
Ta-da!
Whoa!
[Eek eek]
[Grr]
I'll have your head, monkey!
You can't escape me!
I'm the greatest hunter in the universe!
Aah!
Whoa!
Whew!
Aah!
Wait!
I'll just set this self-destruct mechanism
that will take out this whole asteroid,
which leaves you with 30 seconds to save your mates...
And leaves me time to get to my escape ship.
Oh, no!
And so I end this fantastic voyage
in the organism's Grand Canyon.
It is hard for any mere mortal to comprehend
the infinite amount of empty space--
[crash]
What? I am under attack!