1 00:00:15,692 --> 00:00:17,637 I am the Lexx. 2 00:00:17,772 --> 00:00:21,945 I am the most powerful weapon of destruction in the two universes. 3 00:00:22,905 --> 00:00:27,220 I was grown on the Cluster, which is ruled by His Shadow. 4 00:00:35,651 --> 00:00:37,623 The food was good there. 5 00:00:39,140 --> 00:00:41,735 My captain is Stanley Tweedle. 6 00:00:42,318 --> 00:00:44,882 I blow up planets for him. 7 00:00:55,166 --> 00:01:01,978 Stanley used to be a security guard class 4 on the Cluster, until he became a fugitive. 8 00:01:02,119 --> 00:01:05,254 This fugitive wanted, for immediate termination. 9 00:01:06,033 --> 00:01:10,394 He is my captain now because he got my key from heretics who wanted to steal me. 10 00:01:10,772 --> 00:01:14,137 Take us away from here, take us out past the frontier, take us someplace better! 11 00:01:14,382 --> 00:01:16,305 But he was the one who took me away. 12 00:01:17,441 --> 00:01:20,428 Stan was helped by Zev of B3K. 13 00:01:21,771 --> 00:01:28,349 She was made into a love slave as punishment for failing to perform her wifely duties. 14 00:01:29,771 --> 00:01:31,310 but things went wrong. 15 00:01:31,660 --> 00:01:36,959 Now she is part Cluster lizard, so sometimes she is not a nice lady. 16 00:01:38,643 --> 00:01:40,077 See ya, lover boy!. 17 00:01:40,114 --> 00:01:46,121 A robot head, 790, got part of the love slave transformation that was meant for her. 18 00:01:46,262 --> 00:01:47,367 I will love you forever. 19 00:01:48,807 --> 00:01:50,628 He is in my crew too. 20 00:01:52,775 --> 00:01:55,926 Because she is a love slave, Zev likes men. 21 00:01:56,470 --> 00:01:57,386 Hi. 22 00:01:57,726 --> 00:02:04,932 except for Stanley Tweedle. The only other man on board is Kai, last of the Brunnen G 23 00:02:04,968 --> 00:02:09,110 but he is dead so he can't make Zev happy. 24 00:02:12,545 --> 00:02:18,652 2000 years ago, Kai's planet was destroyed by His Shadow and all of his people were killed. 25 00:02:20,596 --> 00:02:23,614 They kept Kai's body and used him as an assassin, 26 00:02:23,615 --> 00:02:24,658 Who would you like me to kill? 27 00:02:25,347 --> 00:02:30,842 but he got his memory back from a Divine Predecessor and then he became part of my crew. 28 00:02:33,311 --> 00:02:36,793 The Time Prophet said that Kai would destroy His Shadow's order 29 00:02:36,794 --> 00:02:39,775 They will be destroyed at the hands of the Brunnen G. 30 00:02:39,776 --> 00:02:45,331 But that will be hard because his protoblood is running out and he must stay inside a very cold box. 31 00:02:45,332 --> 00:02:48,157 Be certain of your need before you choose to reanimate me. 32 00:02:50,091 --> 00:02:54,204 My crew are afraid of His Shadow, the ruler of the Light Universe. 33 00:02:54,205 --> 00:02:58,877 My priority must now be to end this prophecy! 34 00:02:59,867 --> 00:03:04,735 His Shadow wants me back, and he wants his Divine Predecessors back too. 35 00:03:06,166 --> 00:03:10,640 But he especially wants Kai destroyed because he is afraid of the prophecy. 36 00:03:10,627 --> 00:03:14,493 Zev, Kai and Stan don't want that. 37 00:03:14,941 --> 00:03:19,788 They took me beyond His Shadow's reach through a fractal core into the Dark Zone, 38 00:03:19,789 --> 00:03:21,731 the universe of evil and chaos. 39 00:03:24,956 --> 00:03:26,538 Kai! 40 00:03:39,178 --> 00:03:42,276 And now we are looking for a new home. 41 00:03:43,154 --> 00:03:50,681 In the Light Universe, I have been darkness. Perhaps in the Dark Zone, I will be light. 42 00:04:06,993 --> 00:04:08,972 I am the Time Prophet. 43 00:04:08,973 --> 00:04:13,563 I have been gifted to see more or less into the cycles of time. 44 00:04:14,200 --> 00:04:22,690 I know that in the future past, the Brunnen G civilisation led humanity to victory in the great Insect Wars. 45 00:04:24,426 --> 00:04:32,773 I know that centuries later the descendants of the Brunnen G were exterminated by His Shadow's Divine Order, 46 00:04:32,878 --> 00:04:40,364 and I know that Kai, the last of his people to die, had his life taken by His Shadow himself. 47 00:04:40,574 --> 00:04:48,033 Kai's memory was stolen, and his mindless corpse was reanimated from time to time by protoblood 48 00:04:48,034 --> 00:04:53,574 to become an assassin for His Shadow, and the line of Divine Shadows that followed. 49 00:04:53,575 --> 00:05:02,655 But after 2000 years Kai regained his memory, and along with Stanley Tweedle and Zev Bellringer of B3K 50 00:05:02,796 --> 00:05:05,190 escaped into the Dark Zone. 51 00:05:05,819 --> 00:05:11,912 His Shadow pursued them, and Kai killed the body that contained his former master. 52 00:05:11,913 --> 00:05:15,595 His Shadow's evil essence returned to the Cluster, 53 00:05:15,596 --> 00:05:18,397 The Divine Order's seat of power, 54 00:05:18,398 --> 00:05:26,473 and there, contained inside a still living brain, the essence awaited the time of the Divine Rebirth, 55 00:05:26,683 --> 00:05:30,999 a rebirth I fear beyond the Insect Wars. 56 00:05:32,312 --> 00:05:36,690 But before the Rebirth, there first came the Cleansing. 57 00:05:36,691 --> 00:05:44,049 The Cleansing was the feeding of all human life, from thousands of planets, into the hungry depths of the Cluster. 58 00:05:44,362 --> 00:05:52,209 It was an unparalleled orgy of death - the old, the young, the weak, the strong, the willing 59 00:05:52,210 --> 00:05:53,253 Take me! 60 00:05:53,776 --> 00:05:55,220 and the unwilling. 61 00:06:00,864 --> 00:06:08,731 In the execution of this sentence you are hereby cleansed. Rejoice! 62 00:06:17,918 --> 00:06:21,567 All were stripped of their flesh, to feed the Rebirth. 63 00:06:30,243 --> 00:06:36,398 Upon the death of the last human on the Cluster, the Cleansing was complete. 64 00:06:44,303 --> 00:06:52,070 The meat from countless millions of slaughtered souls was fed into the greedy belly of the Cluster. 65 00:07:10,203 --> 00:07:13,346 The time of the GigaShadow was at hand. 66 00:07:20,848 --> 00:07:26,310 Clerics loyal to His Shadow had long prayed for the Rebirth. 67 00:07:26,347 --> 00:07:33,043 For them, there was no higher calling than to be one of the eight chosen to oversee the ritual, 68 00:07:33,253 --> 00:07:38,789 and now, after thousands of years, eight were finally called forth. 69 00:07:39,207 --> 00:07:44,309 But fear of the Divine Order had chilled the blood of much of humankind, 70 00:07:45,338 --> 00:07:50,709 and seeds of doubt had taken root in the most unlikely soil. 71 00:08:08,270 --> 00:08:10,609 The cleansing is complete. 72 00:08:12,188 --> 00:08:19,771 Ours is not to question. Ours is not to understand. Ours is to feed order. . 73 00:08:21,941 --> 00:08:24,056 We worship His Divine Shadow. 74 00:08:25,768 --> 00:08:28,705 The Rebirth of the GigaShadow has come. 75 00:08:30,219 --> 00:08:37,424 Oh Divine, Merciful, Shadow, Oh Divine Merciful One. Glory to you and the Rebirth. 76 00:08:37,947 --> 00:08:40,126 Praise for what you will become. 77 00:08:44,497 --> 00:08:49,480 The glory of the Divine Mystery takes precedence over a single life . 78 00:08:52,552 --> 00:08:56,675 We worship His Shadow. We await His Shadow. 79 00:08:58,483 --> 00:09:02,440 The GigaShadow is the end, and it is the beginning. 80 00:09:09,775 --> 00:09:18,543 First will come the Cleansing, which will feed the Rebirth. 81 00:09:30,165 --> 00:09:34,819 The GigaShadow is the new life beyond order, 82 00:09:35,342 --> 00:09:38,308 a time of pain and rejoicing 83 00:09:44,981 --> 00:09:47,184 We await the GigaShadow. 84 00:09:47,707 --> 00:09:51,453 The GigaShadow is the end and it is the beginning 85 00:09:55,180 --> 00:09:56,778 The time is at hand. 86 00:09:58,185 --> 00:10:04,832 For thousands of years, each Divine Shadow passed his evil essence onto a human host, 87 00:10:04,833 --> 00:10:07,822 that in turn became the next His Shadow. 88 00:10:08,448 --> 00:10:12,588 The rebirth marked the final passing of the shadow essence. 89 00:10:12,590 --> 00:10:18,696 His Shadow's brain was to ascend into an orifice that waited above its pillar. 90 00:10:19,321 --> 00:10:24,910 Its essence would pass to the GigaShadow, and the Rebirth would begin. 91 00:10:26,129 --> 00:10:28,282 I will not fail, dear Brother Yottskry. 92 00:10:29,247 --> 00:10:30,046 Better not. 93 00:10:31,073 --> 00:10:37,910 Brothers, it is our gift that we have been chosen to bear sacrificial - No! The GigaShadow must not be! 94 00:10:40,276 --> 00:10:41,444 The key! 95 00:10:41,862 --> 00:10:43,008 Blasphemer! 96 00:10:54,867 --> 00:10:56,865 Yes, yes 97 00:11:16,333 --> 00:11:19,322 Come on then, Yottskry 98 00:11:19,323 --> 00:11:20,992 I must stop this madness 99 00:11:25,952 --> 00:11:27,914 What are you waiting for? Move! 100 00:11:30,139 --> 00:11:32,313 Remove the key! 101 00:11:47,370 --> 00:11:51,646 Heretic! Stop him! 102 00:11:55,302 --> 00:11:57,682 The GigaShadow must not - ah! 103 00:12:03,859 --> 00:12:07,283 The rebirth must begin The GigaShadow must live 104 00:12:07,284 --> 00:12:08,327 Never! 105 00:12:08,736 --> 00:12:13,156 None of the eight, loyal or disloyal, survived. 106 00:12:13,375 --> 00:12:18,228 The rebirth was stopped - for now 107 00:12:25,780 --> 00:12:28,076 On your stomach, please 108 00:12:34,446 --> 00:12:37,066 I called him the Taskmaster. 109 00:12:45,198 --> 00:12:46,625 The Pipe fitter 110 00:13:04,726 --> 00:13:06,230 The Pump 111 00:13:06,961 --> 00:13:11,751 - an insatiable mute, who redefined perpetual motion, ha ha 112 00:13:19,579 --> 00:13:23,772 Tell me, who was your all time favourite, Feppo? 113 00:13:29,232 --> 00:13:34,661 Smoor, I'm getting all misty eyed. 114 00:13:35,083 --> 00:13:38,973 Stanley, Stanley Tweedle. 115 00:13:39,241 --> 00:13:40,880 His squeals! 116 00:13:41,296 --> 00:13:46,311 Will I ever again experience such beautiful music? 117 00:14:00,407 --> 00:14:05,664 OK, something sweet, but not too sweet, but not too rich, sweet though, 118 00:14:06,082 --> 00:14:14,324 fruity, on the fluffy side of creamy - but not soggy like last time, crispy on the outside would be nice 119 00:14:15,753 --> 00:14:17,838 As you wish, Stan 120 00:14:18,152 --> 00:14:18,883 Stan. 121 00:14:21,756 --> 00:14:22,744 Stan! 122 00:14:24,166 --> 00:14:26,341 Way less sulphur taste than yesterday 123 00:14:26,378 --> 00:14:28,679 I do my best, Stan 124 00:14:28,888 --> 00:14:31,111 All night by the Zev, Zev 125 00:14:31,112 --> 00:14:33,684 All night by the Zev I did lie 126 00:14:34,101 --> 00:14:36,773 As she whispered sweet nothing to Stanley 127 00:14:37,504 --> 00:14:39,865 While plunging a fork in his eye! 128 00:14:43,047 --> 00:14:45,373 All day by the Stan, Stan 129 00:14:45,687 --> 00:14:48,303 All day by the Stan I rejoiced 130 00:14:49,049 --> 00:14:52,283 As I manned the controls of a great machine - 131 00:14:52,389 --> 00:14:59,372 That peeled off his skin in sheets, and vacuumed out his rancid guts before shredding his stinking carcass into a cesspool of maggots 132 00:15:00,668 --> 00:15:01,414 Stan! 133 00:15:02,885 --> 00:15:04,091 Out of the question. 134 00:15:04,301 --> 00:15:07,329 We have to get Kai more protoblood or we'll lose him forever 135 00:15:07,330 --> 00:15:12,224 Look, of course I want to help, but protoblood can only be found back at the Cluster. 136 00:15:12,330 --> 00:15:12,994 So? 137 00:15:13,308 --> 00:15:19,696 So?! Well, for one thing, we don't know the way back and we'd have to go through the fractal core again 138 00:15:20,355 --> 00:15:23,182 790 - do you know the way back through the fractal core? 139 00:15:23,872 --> 00:15:26,924 It is not a course I would recommend, bio-mass of beauty. 140 00:15:27,341 --> 00:15:28,072 Answer 141 00:15:28,686 --> 00:15:31,998 The fractal core has exactly the same attributes in both universes. 142 00:15:31,999 --> 00:15:36,480 We could pass back through it into the Light Zone by precisely reversing our entry trajectory route. 143 00:15:37,163 --> 00:15:40,192 Going back to the Cluster is completely crazy. 144 00:15:40,506 --> 00:15:43,708 If His Divine Shadow's forces didn't kill us, somebody would! 145 00:15:43,936 --> 00:15:45,136 It's not on, Zev. 146 00:15:46,584 --> 00:15:52,628 Besides - and I'm sorry to keep saying this - Kai is meat in a freezer 147 00:15:53,151 --> 00:15:54,736 Rotting dead meat. 148 00:15:55,190 --> 00:16:03,478 I am alive. If you need a man that bad - here I am. 149 00:16:05,378 --> 00:16:08,168 Stanley Tweedle, a man - ha! 150 00:16:50,763 --> 00:16:51,850 Kai 151 00:17:12,818 --> 00:17:13,750 Kai 152 00:17:16,045 --> 00:17:29,575 Yo A O. Yo A O Hom Var Ray 153 00:17:31,422 --> 00:17:33,087 Why are you up from cryo-stasis? 154 00:17:33,714 --> 00:17:35,848 Because this machine is no longer functioning. 155 00:17:36,579 --> 00:17:40,611 Yo A O Hom Var Ray 156 00:17:40,716 --> 00:17:43,411 I like to hear you sing. It makes me feel something 157 00:17:43,941 --> 00:17:47,994 Do not feel too much, for I'll only be singing for a short time longer 158 00:17:48,828 --> 00:17:50,466 Your protoblood? 159 00:17:50,467 --> 00:17:52,770 - is almost expired 160 00:17:52,771 --> 00:17:53,814 How long? 161 00:17:54,597 --> 00:18:03,467 I don't know - days. Perhaps hours. You will know when I stop singing. Yo A O 162 00:18:05,821 --> 00:18:08,604 Don't you want to live? 163 00:18:10,827 --> 00:18:18,086 I'm an animated corpse - a mockery of life. I do not have wants 164 00:18:18,915 --> 00:18:22,182 I don't care what you are. I don't want to lose you. 165 00:18:25,198 --> 00:18:29,766 It's obvious - we have to go back to the Cluster, to get you more protoblood. 166 00:18:29,975 --> 00:18:33,399 I have no wish to endanger you or Stan by undertaking such a voyage. 167 00:18:33,400 --> 00:18:35,953 What danger? His Shadow is dead. 168 00:18:37,757 --> 00:18:39,266 His Shadow is alive. 169 00:18:39,848 --> 00:18:41,895 Alive? How? 170 00:18:42,453 --> 00:18:45,033 You sliced the top of his head off, we saw him die. 171 00:18:46,197 --> 00:18:47,615 You saw his body die 172 00:18:48,152 --> 00:18:52,032 His brain was not inside. It still lives 173 00:18:56,669 --> 00:19:03,205 Yo A Ra Jerum Brunnen G 174 00:19:04,100 --> 00:19:08,008 But, if he really is alive, shouldn't you do something about it? 175 00:19:08,573 --> 00:19:10,340 Doesn't the prophecy motivate you? 176 00:19:11,491 --> 00:19:17,398 Though I am an integral part of it, the prophecy will be, or not be, as it is in the cycle of time. 177 00:19:18,178 --> 00:19:22,745 In any event, I do not experience motivation. 178 00:19:25,546 --> 00:19:28,220 Then perhaps someone has to experience it for you. 179 00:19:33,703 --> 00:19:40,658 There's no reason why I should trust you, there's no reason for you to trust me, and basically there's a huge gulf between us. 180 00:19:40,659 --> 00:19:41,701 There's nothing to gain in that. 181 00:19:42,388 --> 00:19:44,899 So how are we supposed to develop a dialogue? 182 00:19:44,900 --> 00:19:49,038 What type of dialogue are we supposed to develop, Stanley Tweedle? 183 00:19:49,039 --> 00:19:58,427 One based on sharing, you know, feelings, thoughts, concerns. A little communication can go a long way, you know 184 00:19:58,533 --> 00:20:01,864 We are happy to communicate with security guard 4th class. 185 00:20:01,865 --> 00:20:04,121 Formerly class 2. 186 00:20:04,122 --> 00:20:11,592 In fact, by reaching into the great storehouse of our all-encompassing knowledge, we have summoned an episode from your past. 187 00:20:11,801 --> 00:20:17,681 Journey back with us eight and a half years, security guard. Remember this? 188 00:20:19,633 --> 00:20:25,649 We're all human, and of course as a man I have certain desires, so what really is wrong with expressing them? 189 00:20:25,650 --> 00:20:36,200 What I mean, commander, is, we all know the reputation of the women on Celes, and here we are with the Celes pleasure transport 190 00:20:36,201 --> 00:20:41,844 practically next door for the first time this century, and with my job I'm not always a hundred percent busy, so I thought - why not? you know 191 00:20:42,899 --> 00:20:45,554 Vessel approaching at 3 quadrant, identify yourself. 192 00:20:45,555 --> 00:20:49,198 It's me, assistant deputy backup courier Stanley Tweedle. 193 00:20:50,034 --> 00:21:00,079 We're all human, and I - um, I was just using up my extra time usefully patrolling the perimeter, doing what little I can. 194 00:21:00,080 --> 00:21:03,441 All vessels to battle stations! League intruder approaching in 3 quadrant 195 00:21:03,650 --> 00:21:10,435 No, it's me, Stanley Tweedle, assistant deputy backup courier. I was just visiting the Celes pleasure transport - 196 00:21:21,898 --> 00:21:23,898 Divine Shadow upon me! 197 00:21:56,312 --> 00:22:02,128 Ostral B heretics, come in. This is assistant deputy backup courier Stanley Tweedle 198 00:22:02,547 --> 00:22:04,982 I'm low on air and awaiting instructions. 199 00:22:08,851 --> 00:22:15,175 Ostral B heretics please come in. This is assistant deputy backup courier Stanley Tweedle . 200 00:22:15,489 --> 00:22:16,739 awaiting instructions 201 00:22:21,148 --> 00:22:26,125 This is SubCom Feppo, Ostral B Sector 245 command 202 00:22:26,126 --> 00:22:29,950 Tell us where you are, Stanley Tweedle, and we'll come and say hello 203 00:22:30,921 --> 00:22:32,590 I'm transmitting my co-ordinates. 204 00:22:39,235 --> 00:22:42,582 Can't you tell where I am by my signal, SubCom Feppo? 205 00:22:42,792 --> 00:22:47,224 Your direct signal is too weak. We are reconstructing reflections 206 00:22:48,258 --> 00:22:50,037 How do I know you're the real thing? 207 00:22:50,351 --> 00:22:54,521 Who else would be way out here scanning low power signals? 208 00:22:55,043 --> 00:22:56,329 Mercenaries 209 00:22:59,254 --> 00:23:02,736 Suffocation is not exactly a nice way to die 210 00:23:03,884 --> 00:23:08,779 Tell me Stanley, how often do ships normally pass this way? 211 00:23:10,629 --> 00:23:17,749 And aren't we both transmitting on an encrypted stream I didn't know any mercenaries had access to? 212 00:23:19,618 --> 00:23:21,929 OK, I buy that 213 00:23:24,591 --> 00:23:29,016 Thank you, Stanley Tweedle. And Stanley? 214 00:23:29,642 --> 00:23:31,193 Yes, SubCom Feppo? 215 00:23:32,299 --> 00:23:35,198 How do spell sucker? 216 00:23:45,192 --> 00:23:50,876 Stanley Tweedle, mild by fate A martyr for his generation 217 00:23:51,424 --> 00:23:56,689 Sweaty probes were forced into him Such pain, such humiliation 218 00:23:57,003 --> 00:24:01,899 But now he's the captain of the Lexx On an intergalactic tour 219 00:24:01,900 --> 00:24:05,102 Still he dreams at night Of the time of his life 220 00:24:05,521 --> 00:24:07,188 In the playpen of Feppo and Smoor Ha ha ha ha ha! 221 00:24:33,983 --> 00:24:40,683 If you desire, I will stay here, where it is cooler. My body will remain animated for some extended time 222 00:24:40,892 --> 00:24:41,727 How much time? 223 00:24:43,205 --> 00:24:44,642 A few hours, at least. 224 00:24:44,643 --> 00:24:47,863 Kai, I want you to live, to really live. 225 00:24:48,281 --> 00:24:50,470 I suggest you consider modifying your want 226 00:24:50,785 --> 00:24:52,913 What exactly is protoblood? 227 00:24:53,749 --> 00:24:54,797 I don't know 228 00:24:54,834 --> 00:24:58,596 How can you not know? It's all that has been keeping you alive for the last 2000 years 229 00:24:59,432 --> 00:25:06,119 I only know that I was kept in a mortuary below the hall of the Predecessors with thousands like myself. 230 00:25:07,268 --> 00:25:10,893 There I received protoblood from a tube in my storage drawer 231 00:25:10,894 --> 00:25:14,921 Since it was so important to you, weren't you at all curious about it? 232 00:25:15,339 --> 00:25:20,428 As a mindless servant of death for His Shadow, I was not prone to curiosity 233 00:25:32,821 --> 00:25:36,968 If it were possible to repair the cryogenic regulator, Kai would have already done so. 234 00:25:37,178 --> 00:25:41,289 There is no point in your attempting it, as calling you incompetent would qualify as high praise. 235 00:25:41,395 --> 00:25:47,230 You are beyond useless in almost every respect, which is of course why Zev has no interest in you, sexually or otherwise. 236 00:25:47,231 --> 00:25:49,124 I'm stung 237 00:25:49,672 --> 00:25:56,022 The facts, security guard - Zev, woman of all women, has a highly accelerated love slave libido. 238 00:25:57,587 --> 00:26:04,610 You are the only living man she has contact with, but has she ever thought of enlisting you to satisfy her exceptional physical needs? 239 00:26:04,611 --> 00:26:07,061 No. Never. Impossible 240 00:26:07,949 --> 00:26:10,676 Just biding my time, pal, biding my time. 241 00:26:10,677 --> 00:26:15,391 And when she comes knocking, it's not gonna be on your door - you don't have the equipment. 242 00:26:15,810 --> 00:26:17,858 I am equipped with love. 243 00:26:18,904 --> 00:26:22,001 I am equipped with a love muscle. 244 00:26:26,434 --> 00:26:27,969 I did it! - Argh! 245 00:26:44,913 --> 00:26:46,145 Let me out 246 00:26:46,146 --> 00:26:47,809 Whatever for! 247 00:26:48,900 --> 00:26:50,370 Let me out! Die! Die! 248 00:27:02,691 --> 00:27:03,777 Ahh! Get me out! 249 00:27:08,924 --> 00:27:11,091 Stanley. I didn't know you cared 250 00:27:11,197 --> 00:27:13,866 I almost had it fixed. I just don't have the right equipment 251 00:27:13,867 --> 00:27:15,223 Accurate observation 252 00:27:47,216 --> 00:27:56,109 Stanley, Stanley, oh, he's so manly Two feet long and Zev she - Huh? 253 00:28:00,521 --> 00:28:04,132 Stanley Tweedle, I want you to use your hand to get us back to the Cluster 254 00:28:04,133 --> 00:28:06,279 That's called committing suicide. 255 00:28:10,302 --> 00:28:12,237 A Cluster lizard's favourite food is brains! 256 00:28:12,446 --> 00:28:15,458 I did my best to try and fix the cryopod! Don't eat me! 257 00:28:15,459 --> 00:28:18,670 We all have to die somewhere, you're going to die right here Stanley Tweedle. 258 00:28:21,267 --> 00:28:22,577 We are going back! 259 00:28:24,292 --> 00:28:25,626 We can't! 260 00:28:37,293 --> 00:28:38,154 Do you want to hold it? 261 00:28:38,573 --> 00:28:40,194 Yeah, on the end of my fork! 262 00:28:40,508 --> 00:28:43,433 It is a baby - an innocent. 263 00:28:44,059 --> 00:28:46,855 The egg must have been laid before we escaped from the Light Universe. 264 00:28:47,169 --> 00:28:52,119 Yeah, well, that's very nice, but I think we should act sensible here and dispose of it. 265 00:28:52,224 --> 00:28:53,163 Don't you like it, Zev? 266 00:28:53,164 --> 00:28:54,207 No! 267 00:28:54,521 --> 00:28:58,107 I'm surprised. You are part Cluster lizard yourself. 268 00:29:00,647 --> 00:29:03,271 I was hoping you would help me think of a name. 269 00:29:03,794 --> 00:29:05,701 If it comes near me, I'll name it. 270 00:29:08,300 --> 00:29:08,806 What? 271 00:29:08,807 --> 00:29:11,859 Squish! Which is exactly what I'll do to it. 272 00:29:18,642 --> 00:29:20,455 It thinks you're its mother 273 00:29:24,604 --> 00:29:25,825 What is it, Squish? 274 00:29:27,738 --> 00:29:28,493 Hungry? 275 00:29:32,988 --> 00:29:37,086 You can't eat my brain just yet. I still need it for a little while longer 276 00:29:49,400 --> 00:29:50,041 Get it? 277 00:29:50,042 --> 00:29:52,967 Absolutely not! This is humiliating 278 00:29:52,968 --> 00:29:54,012 You don't say 279 00:29:54,895 --> 00:29:57,550 Do you know what we are? 280 00:29:58,073 --> 00:30:04,023 Yeah - Cluster lizards' favourite food 281 00:30:09,663 --> 00:30:12,395 Kai - are you sure this is going to work? 282 00:30:12,812 --> 00:30:18,996 No - but if it does, we will be better able to access the memory of the Divine Predecessor who killed me 283 00:30:21,732 --> 00:30:27,103 Let us begin. Let us see what memories my limited protoblood can display 284 00:30:35,131 --> 00:30:38,813 Once more, from the top - and with feeling 285 00:30:39,435 --> 00:30:43,675 Stanley Tweedle is a god A warrior and a gent 286 00:30:43,676 --> 00:30:47,956 We are not fit to suck his feet Or dine on his excrement 287 00:30:48,098 --> 00:30:52,272 At night we croon by the light of the moon Of his courage and his creed 288 00:30:52,308 --> 00:30:56,685 Hey ho, there he goes. Oh woe for his foes Long live the Tweedle seed. 289 00:30:56,999 --> 00:31:04,482 Stanley, Stanley, top of the hero class Stanley, Stanley, we live to - 290 00:31:06,528 --> 00:31:07,173 Problem? 291 00:31:07,488 --> 00:31:10,168 Indeed. We refuse to continue. 292 00:31:12,886 --> 00:31:18,546 What do you think, Squish? Is it chompy chompy bite bite time? 293 00:31:20,802 --> 00:31:22,889 All right, you win - 294 00:31:23,771 --> 00:31:29,269 We live to kiss his ass. 295 00:31:31,047 --> 00:31:36,034 Gentlemen - I think we are now finally developing a dialogue. 296 00:31:39,992 --> 00:31:42,379 Lay your hands on me 297 00:32:52,936 --> 00:32:54,307 What was that? 298 00:32:56,854 --> 00:33:00,539 Many memories, inside me. 299 00:33:02,485 --> 00:33:05,950 His Shadow steals the memories of all those he kills. 300 00:33:06,264 --> 00:33:09,217 I absorbed those memories when I regained my own. 301 00:33:14,053 --> 00:33:17,423 It may take time to find something useful. 302 00:33:25,593 --> 00:33:31,049 You are Barton Tesh - heretic and criminal disloyal to His Shadow. 303 00:33:32,230 --> 00:33:36,173 I have been instructed to kill you very slowly 304 00:33:38,535 --> 00:33:40,513 That was not useful 305 00:33:41,140 --> 00:33:48,930 Kai, please - think protoblood We have to find out where it comes from 306 00:33:48,931 --> 00:33:53,625 The memories - it is difficult 307 00:34:09,728 --> 00:34:11,168 The Time Prophet 308 00:34:12,237 --> 00:34:20,102 Time Prophet - you foretold that our order would be destroyed at the hand of the Brunnen G, but we destroyed them. 309 00:34:20,520 --> 00:34:22,216 Will we reach our destiny? 310 00:34:22,314 --> 00:34:32,135 As one gifted to see into the old cycles of time, I should be able to see beyond your order, but I cannot. 311 00:34:32,879 --> 00:34:38,357 I know only that when your time is past, there will emerge the GigaShadow 312 00:34:38,766 --> 00:34:43,357 it is unclear 313 00:34:44,818 --> 00:34:54,871 I see only a fleeting image of the Insect Wars, but they were thousands of years past. It is all so hazy. 314 00:34:55,428 --> 00:35:05,787 But even without seeing clearly I sense, I feel, I fear, the death of all humankind. 315 00:35:14,522 --> 00:35:15,887 Are you His Shadow? 316 00:35:17,963 --> 00:35:24,205 Yes. I am the Divine Shadow who killed Kai 2000 years ago. 317 00:35:24,415 --> 00:35:27,072 What is protoblood? How is it made? 318 00:35:28,575 --> 00:35:29,720 I do not know 319 00:35:30,451 --> 00:35:35,324 But you provided the protoblood for Kai. You made him what he is. 320 00:35:36,398 --> 00:35:37,800 Yes. 321 00:35:38,323 --> 00:35:40,164 Then you must know where it comes from. 322 00:35:41,297 --> 00:35:43,391 It comes from the GigaShadow 323 00:35:45,035 --> 00:35:46,406 What is the GigaShadow? 324 00:35:47,831 --> 00:35:53,178 The GigaShadow is the end, and it is the beginning. 325 00:35:54,124 --> 00:35:58,935 First will come the Cleansing, which will feed the Rebirth. 326 00:36:00,387 --> 00:36:05,639 The GigaShadow is the new life beyond order. 327 00:36:06,613 --> 00:36:12,902 A time of pain and rejoicing. Our destiny. 328 00:36:12,903 --> 00:36:14,363 But what is it? 329 00:36:14,782 --> 00:36:19,732 The GigaShadow is the end, and it is the beginning 330 00:36:20,444 --> 00:36:21,845 Tell me what I want to know 331 00:36:22,556 --> 00:36:24,433 The GigaShadow is the end - 332 00:36:24,434 --> 00:36:25,078 Kai. 333 00:36:25,079 --> 00:36:30,527 -and it is the beginning. First will come the Cleansing, then will begin a new - 334 00:36:43,139 --> 00:36:44,690 We've lost about half. 335 00:36:46,027 --> 00:36:48,348 Therefore my time is reduced by half. 336 00:36:49,105 --> 00:36:51,384 I'm sorry Kai, I'm sorry. 337 00:36:52,817 --> 00:36:56,665 We've lost half your blood, and we've learned nothing. 338 00:36:57,639 --> 00:37:03,256 I have lost half of my blood, I have lost half of my time, but we have learned much. 339 00:37:05,131 --> 00:37:10,270 First, that the prophecy may not be certain, 340 00:37:11,906 --> 00:37:17,555 and second, that the GigaShadow is something we should fear. 341 00:37:22,259 --> 00:37:28,860 This is Stanley Tweedle, the captain of the Lexx, the most powerful destructive force in the two universes. 342 00:37:28,861 --> 00:37:31,431 If anybody can hear me, and would like to make contact - 343 00:37:31,844 --> 00:37:34,973 - please transmit now, we are monitoring all frequencies 344 00:37:39,095 --> 00:37:40,197 How does it taste? 345 00:37:40,956 --> 00:37:45,645 Meaty - but not as meaty as you will, Stanley. 346 00:37:48,954 --> 00:37:50,170 I can't help ya 347 00:37:53,698 --> 00:37:55,108 We can't just let him die. 348 00:37:56,048 --> 00:37:58,632 Kai died 2000 years ago! 349 00:37:58,946 --> 00:38:01,019 We have to go back through the fractal core 350 00:38:01,020 --> 00:38:04,857 we have to go back to the Cluster, we have to get Kai some new protoblood. 351 00:38:04,858 --> 00:38:09,777 Going back to the Cluster does not mean that Kai wil live, it means that we all will die 352 00:38:12,503 --> 00:38:15,641 Improbable as it may be, the security guard has a point. 353 00:38:19,014 --> 00:38:20,182 I don't want to live. 354 00:38:22,991 --> 00:38:25,226 I never wanted to live 355 00:38:32,698 --> 00:38:36,814 I'm making eye water again - it happens when I feel this way 356 00:38:37,233 --> 00:38:39,791 They're called tears, didn't you even know that? 357 00:38:41,477 --> 00:38:49,079 I grew up in a box, Stan. My matrons, my teachers, everyone I ever knew were holograms. 358 00:38:50,750 --> 00:38:53,459 You're the first real people I ever met! 359 00:38:55,706 --> 00:38:56,826 There's a lot I don't know 360 00:38:58,025 --> 00:38:59,428 Well, there's something else 361 00:38:59,949 --> 00:39:00,914 What? 362 00:39:02,390 --> 00:39:05,425 Tears are what happens when you're in love. 363 00:39:13,532 --> 00:39:17,469 We have to go back through the fractal core, we have to go back to the Cluster 364 00:39:17,470 --> 00:39:19,260 That's called committing suicide! 365 00:39:19,261 --> 00:39:21,229 We have to get Kai new protoblood, 366 00:39:21,646 --> 00:39:25,226 we have to go back to the Cluster, we can't just let him die! 367 00:39:25,227 --> 00:39:27,412 We all will die! 368 00:39:31,089 --> 00:39:33,974 Admit it Tweedle. You're a coward 369 00:39:34,911 --> 00:39:38,822 A coward. An arch traitor and a coward. 370 00:39:49,466 --> 00:39:53,731 Lexx - I've made a decision. We are going back through the fractal core. 371 00:39:54,570 --> 00:39:56,855 As you command, Stan. 372 00:39:56,856 --> 00:40:02,214 And, from now on, I want to be known as Stanley the Brave, who risked his skin for his friends! 373 00:40:02,215 --> 00:40:07,184 As you command, Stanley the Brave, who risked his skin for his friends. 374 00:40:37,948 --> 00:40:40,085 Relax Tweedle, you're all right 375 00:40:40,086 --> 00:40:41,129 We made it, darling 376 00:40:41,130 --> 00:40:42,385 Good work. 377 00:40:43,087 --> 00:40:46,040 Kai? Kai? Talk to me 378 00:40:55,272 --> 00:40:56,646 Protoblood failure. 379 00:41:11,367 --> 00:41:15,896 Say, while you're down there, why don't you stay down there? 380 00:41:15,897 --> 00:41:21,345 Say, while you're up here, why don't you contact some old friends? 381 00:41:27,650 --> 00:41:30,578 Mind Squish until I return, and if I do not - 382 00:41:30,580 --> 00:41:33,115 Kill him, before he gets big enough to eat you 383 00:41:35,340 --> 00:41:37,308 Are you sure you don't want to come with us, Stan? 384 00:41:38,352 --> 00:41:41,709 Unlike dead man, I am experiencing no such motivation 385 00:41:44,312 --> 00:41:47,703 I bet the Cluster would love to see the famous arch traitor come home 386 00:41:48,647 --> 00:41:51,495 Maybe there's a candle burning for you outside the protein bank 387 00:41:51,809 --> 00:41:52,539 Blow it out. 388 00:41:53,520 --> 00:41:57,804 Remember - we talk to you, you don't talk to us 389 00:41:58,325 --> 00:42:00,296 - unless we ask you to, which we won't 390 00:42:01,593 --> 00:42:04,477 We don't want anyone to find the Lexx because of your signals 391 00:42:04,896 --> 00:42:06,785 Signals can be tracked, Stan 392 00:42:06,786 --> 00:42:09,516 I know. Good luck 393 00:42:09,517 --> 00:42:11,199 Thanks. Stay put 394 00:42:39,664 --> 00:42:45,268 Lexx, when you eat, can you separate out the yummy stuff from the nasty indigestible bits? 395 00:42:45,269 --> 00:42:49,697 Yes, Stanley the Perfect, the mighty and terrible champion of the oppressed 396 00:42:50,195 --> 00:42:53,910 And - unjustly maligned majestical being 397 00:42:53,911 --> 00:42:56,673 And unjustly maligned majestical being 398 00:42:58,249 --> 00:42:59,542 Cool 399 00:43:24,947 --> 00:43:26,902 Come on, baby, come on. 400 00:43:28,049 --> 00:43:30,663 They can't detect us this close to the surface. 401 00:43:35,574 --> 00:43:39,697 This is customs post KL722468. 402 00:43:40,535 --> 00:43:43,381 Hi. We - we seem to - 403 00:43:43,417 --> 00:43:45,478 This customs post has been cleansed 404 00:43:46,396 --> 00:43:48,858 No problem, we'll check in at a different one 405 00:43:48,996 --> 00:43:50,854 This customs post has been cleansed 406 00:43:51,159 --> 00:43:53,325 Right. We'll make sure to - 407 00:43:53,326 --> 00:43:55,656 This customs post - this customs post Rejoice! - has been cleansed cleansed cleansed 408 00:43:57,573 --> 00:44:06,007 Guilty - in the execution of this sentence you are hereby cleansed of your crime against the League of 20,000 Planets. May His Merciful Shadow fall upon you 409 00:44:11,041 --> 00:44:12,960 No military patrols 410 00:44:14,331 --> 00:44:15,980 Not a lot of anything 411 00:44:24,125 --> 00:44:25,324 Eyes right 412 00:45:20,223 --> 00:45:22,012 Kai - come back 413 00:45:32,669 --> 00:45:36,380 Protoblood failure. I do not have much time left. 414 00:45:39,839 --> 00:45:41,042 We must hurry. 415 00:46:10,093 --> 00:46:13,363 Zev to Stan - we just landed. So far so weird. 416 00:46:14,710 --> 00:46:15,918 I'll keep you posted. 417 00:46:17,988 --> 00:46:19,647 Lexx, I have a question. 418 00:46:19,961 --> 00:46:26,125 If I want to transmit something, does it have to go out over all frequencies, or can I select a specific band? 419 00:46:26,335 --> 00:46:35,169 I am able to transmit on any frequency band you choose, Stanley the legendary all powerful space stud man 420 00:46:35,693 --> 00:46:40,647 I select the upper five nano quanto range frequencies 421 00:46:41,431 --> 00:46:45,743 This is Stanley Tweedle. That's right, the Stanley Tweedle 422 00:46:46,033 --> 00:46:48,093 Maybe you heard I was a traitor 423 00:46:48,719 --> 00:46:55,166 Maybe you're aware I was once an assistant deputy backup courier for the Ostral B heretics. 424 00:46:55,375 --> 00:47:01,338 and that on one mission in particular I got a little side-tracked when His Shadow attacked - 425 00:47:08,382 --> 00:47:11,970 It's our favourite frequency 426 00:47:19,231 --> 00:47:29,786 amino acid codes that certain Sub Nebula mercenaries found in my tooth were used to destroy a hundred Reform planets 427 00:47:30,204 --> 00:47:33,575 - although it was actually only 94. 428 00:47:34,885 --> 00:47:43,636 None of that matters now, you know why? Because I now command the Lexx, the most powerful destructive force in the two universes. 429 00:47:43,637 --> 00:47:52,741 I can take you out just like that. Don't believe me? Come on. I'll be right here waiting. Ha ha 430 00:48:45,651 --> 00:48:46,747 The Cleansing. 431 00:48:52,189 --> 00:48:53,490 Not long dead. 432 00:48:57,166 --> 00:49:01,412 Welcome friends. Welcome to the end of everything. 433 00:49:02,144 --> 00:49:06,262 Though I can command the heavens and urge comets to change their course, 434 00:49:06,368 --> 00:49:13,038 all this is nothing next to your grace, your wisdom, and the glory that lives in your eyes 435 00:49:13,874 --> 00:49:15,157 Divine Shadow? 436 00:49:15,261 --> 00:49:16,200 Yes. 437 00:49:17,653 --> 00:49:19,378 You don't look very good. 438 00:49:19,692 --> 00:49:24,207 And I could not be happier, for I am free. 439 00:49:26,820 --> 00:49:28,033 I don't understand. 440 00:49:28,034 --> 00:49:36,818 As a result of the fall the evil section of my brain was destroyed. Only my poet half remains. I am at peace. 441 00:49:37,029 --> 00:49:37,862 Kill it. 442 00:49:37,863 --> 00:49:41,037 Fair lady, would you care to hear a sonnet? 443 00:49:41,038 --> 00:49:42,081 Pass 444 00:49:42,729 --> 00:49:43,988 What happened here? 445 00:49:44,615 --> 00:49:46,585 An assassination attempt 446 00:49:46,586 --> 00:49:50,577 Some rebel clerics found a way to make my pillar descend. 447 00:49:50,578 --> 00:49:54,229 Good for them, I say - not at the time, of course, but - 448 00:49:54,230 --> 00:49:55,585 Squish! 449 00:49:57,543 --> 00:49:58,453 Bad lizard 450 00:50:01,892 --> 00:50:08,084 You should have let it kill me. Let it end my suffering for the pain I inflicted on all humanity 451 00:50:08,085 --> 00:50:12,575 I will fulfil your desire, by fulfilling the prophecy 452 00:50:13,098 --> 00:50:15,694 Do it Kai - end the Divine Order 453 00:50:15,695 --> 00:50:21,322 Last of the Brunnen G, I ask not to be spared, only to be forgiven. Grant me that 454 00:50:21,339 --> 00:50:26,143 He destroyed your planet. He destroyed you. He deserves nothing 455 00:50:27,786 --> 00:50:29,326 I beg you 456 00:50:29,804 --> 00:50:30,852 Get rid of him 457 00:50:32,458 --> 00:50:35,718 I cannot stop you. I am helpless 458 00:50:36,312 --> 00:50:37,676 What is the GigaShadow? 459 00:50:38,815 --> 00:50:42,305 The GigaShadow is the end, and it is the beginning. 460 00:50:42,930 --> 00:50:46,536 First will come the Cleansing, which will feed the Rebirth 461 00:50:46,953 --> 00:50:49,934 The GigaShadow is the new life beyond order 462 00:50:50,351 --> 00:50:56,444 Whatever the GigaShadow is to be, it likely cannot be without you 463 00:50:57,917 --> 00:51:00,959 The prophecy demands to be fulfilled 464 00:51:23,251 --> 00:51:25,268 He knew nothing of the GigaShadow either 465 00:51:28,469 --> 00:51:32,126 We will go to the mortuary now, for protoblood 466 00:51:32,971 --> 00:51:39,193 Kai - it's over. The prophecy is fulfilled. 467 00:51:40,453 --> 00:51:45,022 The last of the Brunnen G has destroyed the Divine Order. How does it feel? 468 00:51:45,336 --> 00:51:56,338 It feels - it feels - I have no feeling for it 469 00:53:33,970 --> 00:53:35,312 Is this the mortuary? 470 00:53:35,313 --> 00:53:38,494 My home, for 2000 years 471 00:53:39,538 --> 00:53:46,433 These drawers contained myself and thousands of other assassins like me, all kept in a state of living death by protoblood 472 00:53:49,432 --> 00:53:51,616 Looks like all my undead comrades have taken a walk 473 00:53:51,722 --> 00:53:52,660 Where to? 474 00:53:52,661 --> 00:53:55,062 They have been cleansed, I assume 475 00:53:58,577 --> 00:53:59,934 The tubes are dry 476 00:53:59,935 --> 00:54:01,653 So, what do we do? 477 00:54:03,335 --> 00:54:07,946 Follow the tubes to the source of protoblood, wherever that is. 478 00:54:10,193 --> 00:54:16,189 Stan - Zev. Stan, it looks like we might take a little longer than we hoped. Sit tight 479 00:54:17,046 --> 00:54:21,682 Stan, this is Zev. Stan, this is Zev 480 00:54:21,892 --> 00:54:24,360 Stan - there's a big celebration on the Cluster. 481 00:54:25,258 --> 00:54:31,560 We've encountered some people, rebels, who tell us His Shadow is dead. Looks like the good guys won, Stan 482 00:54:31,561 --> 00:54:37,578 Oh, and don't be surprised if you encounter some returning refugees - help them out if you can 483 00:54:38,088 --> 00:54:42,745 Also, best to maintain radio silence, just in case. Zev out 484 00:54:45,356 --> 00:54:46,802 Anything you say 485 00:55:28,991 --> 00:55:37,728 I gave Kai my memories, but you, cleric, are weak. You will transport my essence to its destiny 486 00:55:37,833 --> 00:55:38,772 No! 487 00:56:04,524 --> 00:56:06,329 You are mine 488 00:56:06,331 --> 00:56:10,611 No, no, I'm not yours 489 00:56:11,345 --> 00:56:16,190 I will not be possessed by you. I'm Yottskry, I'm Yottskry 490 00:56:17,580 --> 00:56:19,523 I have my own mind 491 00:56:20,388 --> 00:56:23,053 But I control you. 492 00:56:28,297 --> 00:56:30,994 No. I've fought you before, and I'll fight you again 493 00:56:32,926 --> 00:56:35,051 You will lose 494 00:57:01,533 --> 00:57:03,636 Ahh! Are you all right? 495 00:57:04,055 --> 00:57:04,680 Yes. 496 00:57:05,931 --> 00:57:06,933 What is this? 497 00:57:14,447 --> 00:57:15,410 Is it protoblood? 498 00:57:16,351 --> 00:57:17,129 No. 499 00:57:22,495 --> 00:57:23,469 Then what is it? 500 00:57:23,470 --> 00:57:27,282 Trouble - because unlike me, everything you see here is alive 501 00:57:27,877 --> 00:57:31,064 Get out. Leave me alone Get out of my mind! 502 00:57:31,155 --> 00:57:34,479 You must bend to my will. Do as I command 503 00:57:34,480 --> 00:57:35,999 I'm not His Shadow! 504 00:57:36,000 --> 00:57:38,542 You are me. I am you. 505 00:57:38,752 --> 00:57:39,586 Never! 506 00:57:41,544 --> 00:57:43,574 Protoblood is distributed from here 507 00:57:46,010 --> 00:57:46,958 - empty 508 00:57:48,281 --> 00:57:51,535 We have to keep looking. We must be close 509 00:57:51,913 --> 00:57:55,018 Perhaps - but I have little time, Zev 510 00:57:57,912 --> 00:58:02,178 All right. Time to die, Divine Shadow 511 00:58:13,856 --> 00:58:16,228 You are already dead, ha ha ha! 512 00:58:19,355 --> 00:58:21,441 It is only I who am alive ha ha ha! 513 00:58:50,368 --> 00:58:51,655 We saw him before. 514 00:58:52,662 --> 00:58:55,449 He was dead. He is the one you turned over 515 00:58:55,450 --> 00:58:59,450 He's getting stronger. I can't hold him back 516 00:59:04,899 --> 00:59:08,332 Kai, you must kill me. 517 00:59:09,865 --> 00:59:12,019 I am possessed by His Shadow 518 00:59:19,540 --> 00:59:21,872 He's trying to move, somewhere 519 00:59:22,498 --> 00:59:23,646 Where? 520 00:59:28,166 --> 00:59:32,265 Please, somehow you must kill His Shadow 521 00:59:34,093 --> 00:59:35,766 You must kill me 522 00:59:37,597 --> 00:59:39,028 Where is he trying to go? 523 00:59:39,342 --> 00:59:42,974 To the GigaShadow. You must stop him. 524 00:59:43,817 --> 00:59:45,124 What is the GigaShadow? 525 00:59:50,541 --> 00:59:51,282 Tell me 526 01:00:03,837 --> 01:00:05,534 How did he come back to life? 527 01:00:06,410 --> 01:00:08,557 Some form of protoblood, I suspect 528 01:00:10,176 --> 01:00:13,735 The yellow stuff - on the floor by the dead clerics 529 01:00:14,895 --> 01:00:17,313 And protoblood comes from the GigaShadow 530 01:00:18,289 --> 01:00:20,782 So let's go back up and get some 531 01:00:20,888 --> 01:00:25,396 Yes - we must find the Giga- 532 01:00:28,102 --> 01:00:30,475 No! Kai! 533 01:00:33,606 --> 01:00:34,692 Out of blood. Zev 534 01:00:36,220 --> 01:00:43,499 - go back to Stan. Use the Lexx to destroy the Cluster 535 01:00:48,412 --> 01:00:51,217 Farewell Zev, my - 536 01:00:53,486 --> 01:00:56,596 Kai, come back 537 01:00:57,718 --> 01:01:00,658 Kai, come back 538 01:01:01,598 --> 01:01:06,669 Kai, Kai, Kai! 539 01:01:31,998 --> 01:01:37,452 Situation deteriorating quickly 540 01:01:40,747 --> 01:01:43,716 Others all dead. 541 01:01:48,087 --> 01:01:55,963 I estimate I only have forty minutes of oxygen supply left 542 01:01:57,035 --> 01:02:05,422 How long do you think it will take you to reach me? Over 543 01:02:05,866 --> 01:02:09,860 Vessel, this is Captain Stanley Tweedle, commander of the Lexx 544 01:02:10,547 --> 01:02:14,875 I, um, I accidentally received your transmission, are you in trouble? 545 01:02:15,845 --> 01:02:21,535 Oh no - my signal's been intercepted 546 01:02:22,604 --> 01:02:27,165 Hold on, hold on, wait, look, come in, I can help. Come in! 547 01:02:27,987 --> 01:02:30,167 Lexx, did you get a location fix on that transmission? 548 01:02:30,795 --> 01:02:35,003 I did, Stanley the stunner, makes love like no other 549 01:02:49,625 --> 01:02:55,029 I defy thee, I defy thee, I defy thee! 550 01:03:00,471 --> 01:03:02,268 What fresh hell is this? 551 01:03:16,216 --> 01:03:19,385 My Rebirth has begun 552 01:03:41,866 --> 01:03:45,308 I don't need your help 553 01:03:45,997 --> 01:03:47,934 You're running out of oxygen, correct? 554 01:03:48,449 --> 01:03:52,336 I've been there, it's something I would not wish on my worst enemy 555 01:03:53,995 --> 01:04:00,342 How do I know you're not working for the Divine Order? 556 01:04:00,552 --> 01:04:02,600 Sometimes you just have to go on trust 557 01:04:03,571 --> 01:04:04,855 I don't think so 558 01:04:08,444 --> 01:04:15,271 I don't know what to believe anymore. Oh, oh, oh - 559 01:04:16,917 --> 01:04:18,135 What's up? 560 01:04:21,448 --> 01:04:22,517 Oh, oh - oxygen! 561 01:04:22,518 --> 01:04:23,771 Hold on! 562 01:04:46,400 --> 01:04:49,558 Hang on - I brought you a suit, and oxygen 563 01:04:53,507 --> 01:04:55,818 I don't know what to believe anymore 564 01:05:09,055 --> 01:05:11,501 Stanley Tweedle. 565 01:05:14,028 --> 01:05:16,408 - the lesson continues 566 01:06:25,535 --> 01:06:26,967 Find your mother 567 01:06:37,388 --> 01:06:38,358 Zev. 568 01:06:39,880 --> 01:06:43,096 Zev! Bliss to the power of bliss times bliss! I live again. 569 01:06:44,087 --> 01:06:45,065 What's wrong? 570 01:06:45,983 --> 01:06:48,937 He's gone. Kai is dead 571 01:06:48,938 --> 01:06:51,498 Listen - something's happening to the Cluster 572 01:06:57,836 --> 01:07:00,655 Maybe it's a lost cause, but there's something I have to do 573 01:07:00,952 --> 01:07:03,670 Zev, please, we must flee this planetoid! 574 01:07:55,716 --> 01:07:58,865 The cleansing is not complete 575 01:08:15,285 --> 01:08:18,896 Zev! 576 01:08:21,496 --> 01:08:22,695 Hurry! 577 01:08:55,454 --> 01:09:01,980 Stan - Zev. Listen very carefully. Bring the Lexx to the Cluster right now 578 01:09:02,599 --> 01:09:07,351 We have to try to rescue Kai, then use the Lexx to destroy the Cluster. 579 01:09:07,746 --> 01:09:09,428 We have to blow it up 580 01:09:10,787 --> 01:09:18,778 Well, geez lady, that sounds like a really fun idea, but I'm afraid there's a little snag. 581 01:09:19,754 --> 01:09:27,259 You see, it's like this. Mr Tweedle is, er, somewhat indisposed. . 582 01:09:31,385 --> 01:09:39,982 In fact, by the time we are done with his puffy pink body, it will be a lot more puffy and a lot less pink 583 01:09:41,468 --> 01:09:43,674 Squeal for the people. 584 01:09:46,568 --> 01:09:55,245 Squeal, squeal, squeal! 585 01:09:55,281 --> 01:09:57,533 There is justice in this universe 586 01:10:57,490 --> 01:10:58,385 Good lizard 587 01:11:31,605 --> 01:11:34,596 OK, Squish - let's find the GigaShadow 588 01:11:54,306 --> 01:11:56,478 Have you solved the puzzle, human? 589 01:11:57,678 --> 01:12:01,516 No matter. You cannot stop me now 590 01:12:03,155 --> 01:12:05,850 Yes you can. He's vulnerable 591 01:12:07,240 --> 01:12:08,424 Where are you? 592 01:12:09,330 --> 01:12:13,346 I'm inside the GigaShadow. You're inside the GigaShadow 593 01:12:15,321 --> 01:12:18,230 Find me. Please, find the brain 594 01:12:21,536 --> 01:12:25,660 You're too late Kai - much too late 595 01:12:26,014 --> 01:12:27,031 We shall see 596 01:12:31,750 --> 01:12:33,400 What's your favourite food? 597 01:12:37,674 --> 01:12:40,842 Find me. Please, find the brain 598 01:12:45,101 --> 01:12:55,711 I am the GigaShadow, and you, Kai, are nothing but a microbe inside me, infecting my system 599 01:13:00,794 --> 01:13:07,197 I will extinguish you - and, cleric - you cannot help him 600 01:13:24,816 --> 01:13:29,128 790 - We can't leave without Kai 601 01:13:32,197 --> 01:13:34,610 No sign of the dead one, sweet one 602 01:14:03,379 --> 01:14:06,705 That, dearest, would be the GigaShadow 603 01:14:08,268 --> 01:14:09,099 Right 604 01:14:09,448 --> 01:14:12,444 I suggest we vacate this area immediately 605 01:14:22,942 --> 01:14:25,041 Die, Brunnen G! 606 01:14:28,921 --> 01:14:31,301 You cannot help him 607 01:14:31,303 --> 01:14:34,303 Yes! I can and I will! 608 01:14:37,372 --> 01:14:41,675 Die! Die! 609 01:14:43,492 --> 01:14:46,027 I will free him 610 01:14:53,527 --> 01:14:54,371 Thank you 611 01:14:55,305 --> 01:15:00,907 Hurry, Kai. I'm losing, losing strength 612 01:15:02,537 --> 01:15:04,615 And I am gaining 613 01:15:05,053 --> 01:15:07,281 Go - find the brain 614 01:15:08,636 --> 01:15:15,054 Unfortunately there is no habitable planet, asteroid, moon or space station within the range of this vessel. 615 01:15:15,368 --> 01:15:17,832 There is absolutely nowhere for us to go. 616 01:15:20,106 --> 01:15:20,972 Zev, darling? 617 01:15:21,792 --> 01:15:22,224 Yes? 618 01:15:23,295 --> 01:15:27,562 Our oxygen will be gone and you'll be dead in 11 hours and 7 minutes, 619 01:15:28,085 --> 01:15:34,936 but my power pack will keep me going for 309 years, so I will use that time to recite an epic poem about you. 620 01:15:34,937 --> 01:15:36,292 Shall I begin? 621 01:15:37,967 --> 01:15:46,267 Zev, my love, you have expired But robot head is hot and wired Your fragrant corpse, cold and 622 01:15:46,581 --> 01:15:50,184 Zev? Zev? 623 01:15:54,078 --> 01:15:55,772 Stan. Zev. 624 01:15:58,343 --> 01:16:01,690 You were right. We shouldn't have come 625 01:16:03,786 --> 01:16:08,662 I don't know what to say, except, except - 626 01:16:09,575 --> 01:16:12,318 Just get out of the way, will ya, I need a clear shot! 627 01:16:38,665 --> 01:16:39,418 Fire! 628 01:16:57,780 --> 01:16:59,367 Yes! 629 01:17:28,375 --> 01:17:31,058 Lexx, what are you doing? Hit it with everything you got! 630 01:17:31,059 --> 01:17:37,405 I did, Stanley the fearless warrior god swooping down from on high to protect the weak and innocent 631 01:17:37,406 --> 01:17:38,363 Well, OK - hit it again 632 01:18:09,924 --> 01:18:15,801 Zev, love - I believe the GigaShadow is a large angry insect, and I fear it is just waking up. 633 01:18:17,318 --> 01:18:21,325 Yes, Kai, yes - you're almost there 634 01:18:21,430 --> 01:18:23,129 Squish - which way? 635 01:18:27,704 --> 01:18:31,052 You're here, Kai. Fulfil the prophecy 636 01:18:31,470 --> 01:18:37,866 No, cleric. Kai is close, but he will never arrive 637 01:18:45,851 --> 01:18:47,658 I can't fight any longer 638 01:18:55,399 --> 01:18:56,742 Begone! 639 01:19:14,236 --> 01:19:15,295 Find the brain 640 01:19:25,046 --> 01:19:27,330 Darling, it is not important to me, but - 641 01:19:27,331 --> 01:19:28,478 What? 642 01:19:29,162 --> 01:19:30,111 To your right 643 01:19:34,328 --> 01:19:35,238 Kai 644 01:19:38,363 --> 01:19:41,532 Lexx - turn around, we're gonna pick up the dead guy 645 01:20:06,376 --> 01:20:07,218 How did you manage to - 646 01:20:07,219 --> 01:20:09,723 No time - Lexx, take us to the fractal core 647 01:20:09,724 --> 01:20:13,077 Lexx - fractal core, now - go! 648 01:20:17,810 --> 01:20:23,402 Stupid humans. Your entire species is mine. 649 01:20:31,421 --> 01:20:33,616 Its velocity has surpassed the Lexx 650 01:20:33,617 --> 01:20:35,352 Is there no way to fight it? 651 01:20:35,353 --> 01:20:38,673 No. It has become too powerful during its millennia of dormancy 652 01:20:46,038 --> 01:20:48,199 So even if we lead it through the fractal core - 653 01:20:48,408 --> 01:20:50,141 The GigaShadow cannot follow. 654 01:20:50,492 --> 01:20:52,714 Its positive mass is too large for it to pass through. 655 01:20:53,209 --> 01:20:56,961 It would combine with the fractal core's anti-mass and the two would cancel each other out 656 01:20:56,962 --> 01:20:58,006 It can't follow us? 657 01:20:58,216 --> 01:20:58,937 No. 658 01:20:59,356 --> 01:21:03,666 Perfect. OK, Lexx - faster, as fast as you can go 659 01:21:03,667 --> 01:21:10,115 As you request, Stanley the fearless warrior god swooping down from on high to protect the weak and innocent. 660 01:21:10,116 --> 01:21:13,715 mastermind of the downfall of the shining star of the cosmos 661 01:21:13,716 --> 01:21:17,675 Stan, Stan, only Stan! 662 01:22:08,658 --> 01:22:09,076 Yes! 663 01:22:24,177 --> 01:22:25,326 Ouch! 664 01:22:37,654 --> 01:22:44,431 I imagine the GigaShadow's priority will be to end the prophecy. To end me 665 01:22:46,146 --> 01:22:48,883 But the GigaShadow cannot come through the fractal core 666 01:23:06,516 --> 01:23:07,996 Run Wait for me! 667 01:23:09,892 --> 01:23:15,511 GigaShadow, this is our time of rejoicing. 668 01:23:15,590 --> 01:23:17,735 No, it is your time of pain. 669 01:23:18,154 --> 01:23:21,958 You are no longer needed, human vessels of my essence. 670 01:23:36,351 --> 01:23:36,663 Come on 671 01:23:39,063 --> 01:23:40,508 What's it, what's it! 672 01:23:58,978 --> 01:24:01,970 It's over. We have no hope 673 01:24:01,971 --> 01:24:06,502 We have hope - one small hope 674 01:24:24,646 --> 01:24:28,443 The victory of your ancestors was not complete 675 01:24:31,657 --> 01:24:34,461 You are a survivor of the Insect civilisation. 676 01:24:35,127 --> 01:24:37,886 Yes, last of the Brunnen G. 677 01:24:39,096 --> 01:24:41,739 I passed on my essence to humans, 678 01:24:41,949 --> 01:24:49,297 rightly believing that I would be more successful using humans to defeat themselves. 679 01:24:50,341 --> 01:24:58,697 Yours has been an enslaved species, working tirelessly to achieve my Rebirth 680 01:24:59,411 --> 01:25:06,664 The Divine Insect Order beings. The insects will rule again. . 681 01:25:07,186 --> 01:25:12,427 I bid you extinction. the time has come. Ha ha ha! 682 01:25:28,497 --> 01:25:29,774 That's my baby 683 01:26:24,698 --> 01:26:29,997 Oh look, Nubbleguck - tasty treats 684 01:26:32,178 --> 01:26:36,920 Yum yum - give me some 685 01:26:52,938 --> 01:26:54,913 Why are you smiling? 686 01:26:55,540 --> 01:27:00,570 I'm smiling because I transmitted on your frequency on purpose. 687 01:27:01,927 --> 01:27:05,526 I'm smiling because it's dinner time 688 01:27:07,731 --> 01:27:13,384 And then, following Captain Stanley's carefully constructed plan exactly, 689 01:27:14,046 --> 01:27:18,151 the Lexx cruised on over to Feppo and Smoor's 690 01:27:21,425 --> 01:27:24,114 and ate it right up, 691 01:27:26,693 --> 01:27:34,496 and then it separated out the essential Tweedle from the indigestible Sub Nebula mercenaries, ha ha! 692 01:27:36,075 --> 01:27:39,099 I knew what they'd do and I did them one better 693 01:27:40,687 --> 01:27:42,537 How did you know that they would come after you? 694 01:27:44,062 --> 01:27:49,958 Captain Stan just intentionally broadcast over frequency bands they monitor 695 01:27:50,687 --> 01:27:53,027 So, guys - where do we go from here? 696 01:27:56,129 --> 01:27:58,607 I once suggested that you find yourselves a home 697 01:27:59,886 --> 01:28:00,694 And now? 698 01:28:02,452 --> 01:28:07,546 And now that the fractal core is destroyed, stranding us in the Dark Zone, 699 01:28:08,374 --> 01:28:14,263 and since I have a new supply of protoblood, let us find ourselves a home 700 01:28:16,618 --> 01:28:17,759 Sounds good to me. 701 01:28:18,290 --> 01:28:18,804 Stan? 702 01:28:20,892 --> 01:28:24,447 OK, Lexx - find us a home 703 01:28:24,553 --> 01:28:30,236 As you request - Stan, Stan, only Stan.