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[theme music]

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[music continues]

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[instrumental music]

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Mustard. No Sauerkraut.

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"Metropolis Gold Exchange."

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Huh, wonder if anyone's
ever tried to rob it.

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This place, you need
a tank the size of..

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...Pittsburgh.

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- Ah.
- Huh?

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clang

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beep beep beep

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crash

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[dramatic music]

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crash

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screech

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Good thing we were
in the neighborhood.

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[sirens blaring]

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(Dan)
'Hold it right there!'

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screech

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I want this area sealed off.

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Dan, we should move
these vehicles back.

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Establish a perimeter.

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There's no time.

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[indistinct chatter]

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clang

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crash

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[panting]

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Don't you just love this town?

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- See ya back at the ranch.
- Hey!

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[gunshots]

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[dramatic music]

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From my viewpoint
the Special Crimes Unit

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might as well save their ammo.

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(man on TV)
'Wait a second.'

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'I think the sides
have just evened up.'

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crash

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Uhh!

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clang

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Ohh!

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boom

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clang clang

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[dramatic music]

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thud

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My tank! Look what
he's doing to my tank!

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Ah!

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[gasps]

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[sighs]

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(man on TV)
'Looks like Superman's
turned the SCU'

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'into a cleanup crew.'

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crash

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That was pretty
expensive machinery.

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You think
Intergang's behind this?

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All I can tell you right now

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is that
we're following every lead.

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Whoever it is, you can bet
my Aunt Patty's pension

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they'll be going down real soon.

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Translation, you expect Superman
to drop them in your lap

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like he always does.

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What're you saying?

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I'm saying that
your highly paid department

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can't seem to bust a jaywalker

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without old blue boy.

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[reporters laughing]

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The SCU is always grateful

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for the help of any citizen
of Metropolis

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including Superman.

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[grunts]

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Useless! Uhh!

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Worthless! A joke!

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Ah! Careful, boss.

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I keep telling you guys,
Intergang needs real armaments.

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Weapons of mass destruction,
and all I get are toys!

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[distant thud]

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What was that?

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Who are you?

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My name is Kanto, Mr. Mannheim.

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I've been authorized
to offer you some assistance.

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By whom? Start talking.

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Please, put away
your so-called weapons.

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I can assure you
they're quite unnecessary.

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[high-frequency buzz]

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I come bearing gifts.

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[birds chirping]

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zoop

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That's tempered steel.

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It's melting
like cheap Margarine.

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Okay, I'm impressed.

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But I still don't get it.

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Someone sent you here
just to give us these things?

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Including this.

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It's called the armature.

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When activated, it forms
two hands of raw energy.

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Hands which perfectly simulate

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the motions of the gloves.

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Ah! Ah! Argh!

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[gasps]

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crack crunch

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thud

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The energy hands
of course possess

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a greatly amplified strength.

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Okay, I want 'em.

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What's your boss want in return?

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Nothing...for now.

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It's my experience that

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"nothing" can get
very expensive.

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Consider this a free sample.

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Your benefactor will explain
everything at the proper time.

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A time of his choosing.

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Good day.

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[dramatic music]

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Call the boys.
It's time for another job.

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beep beep beep

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[explodes]

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[gasps]

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Huh?

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[dramatic music]

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(Dan)
'And then the guy
disappears into thin air.'

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Like bad gas.

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Strange stuff's going on
out there, Maggie.

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I never seen anything like it.

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You shouldn't have gone
out on your own, Dan.

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You could've been
in terrible danger.

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That's why they call me
Terrible Turpin.

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I'm serious, kiddo.
We got rules here, procedures.

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I can't have my number-one man

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peeking over fences
like a school boy.

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Maybe you'd like it better
if I could fly.

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You're way out of line, Turpin.

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All I know is that, that tank

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had Mannheim's
ugly mitts all over it.

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And this department's
gonna collar that dog

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if I have to grab a leash
and drag him in myself!

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[dramatic music]

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chug chug chug

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[music continues]

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chug chug chug

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Look sharp. Here it comes.

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horn horn

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[blaring]

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crash

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crash

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[screecihng]

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crash

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crash

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crash

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- Aah!
- Ooh! Oh!

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thud

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[metal clanking]

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thud

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zoop

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(male #1)
Look out!

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[high-frequency buzz]

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[grunting]

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[dramatic music]

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(woman on radio)
'All units, radio alarm received
from the 4:20 money train.'

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'Repeat, radio alarm received.'

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You coming? Or do you wanna
wait for Superman?

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Coming through!

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Big train wreck
five miles North.

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Someone was standing
on the tracks

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and right now I wish
it was the guy

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who built this stupid elevator!

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[instrumental music]

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[engine revving]

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[dramatic music]

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zoop

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screech

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crash

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[screaming]

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thud

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[groaning]

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(male #1)
'Hey, Superman!'

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Over here!

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Come and get it!

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[grunts]

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crash

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[train horn blares]

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[electricity crackles]

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[grunting]

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[police chatter over radio]

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We know they were
working for Mannheim.

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Let's get the SCU tanks and--

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And what? Knock down his walls?

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Oh, the judge'll love that.

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Maggie, we gotta hit
while the money's hot.

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We don't even know
what we're up against.

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Dan, listen, I wanna bring
Superman

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in on this, officially.

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You're kidding!
Mannheim is mine, Maggie.

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My collar!

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Inspector, give it a rest.

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Alright, you got
your number-one man.

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Good luck.

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[instrumental music]

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[dramatic music]

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[music continues]

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boom

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boom

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Inspector Turpin, I believe.

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[high-frequency buzz]

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[grunting]

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Ow!

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[water gurgling]

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Amazingly, you employed
our weaponry quite well.

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My superior was pleased.

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Pleased enough
to tell us who he is?

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Pleased enough
to give you this.

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It emits a concentrated
energy beam

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capable of destroying even

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the most invulnerable
of targets.

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Is that a fact?

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crack crack crack

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Dan's a good soldier, Superman.

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Tough as a bulldog,
but not quite as patient.

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Think he'll come back?

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If I had a dime for every time

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Dan Turpin threw in his badge

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I'd make Lex Luthor
look like a pauper.

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Argh! Where the devil is he?

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You don't think he'd try
something foolish, do you?

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I'd count on it.

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You know what
having this gun means, Turpin?

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I can take it off
your Christmas list?

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I'm gonna own this town.

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I'm gonna own the world.

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With toys like these,
who can stop me?

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[alarm blaring]

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00:15:00,005 --> 00:15:02,005
Hey, this thing's going nuts.

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00:15:02,009 --> 00:15:04,019
It's an early detection device.

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- What's it detect?
- Superman.

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Well, here's our chance to give
this little baby a workout.

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[buzzing]

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crack crack crack

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[instrumental music]

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boom

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[grunting]

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[both gasp]

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boom

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[groaning]

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[dramatic music]

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thud

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bam

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[grunts]

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thud

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Aah!

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Ah! Ah! Ah!

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Some grip, huh, Superman?

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Guess I don't know
my own strength.

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Aah!

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thud

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crash

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00:16:48,006 --> 00:16:49,016
Superman! You got to get out!

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00:16:49,020 --> 00:16:51,020
Mannheim's got some
new kind of weapon.

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Strangest thing I've ever seen.

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[high-frequency buzz]

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crash

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Argh!

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00:17:02,008 --> 00:17:04,018
Ooh, I think that hurt.

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zap zap zap

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[grunting]

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zap zap zap

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[panting]

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You know what's really amazing?

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I'm not even firing
at full power.

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Get ready to eat it, Superman.

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Hyah!

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boom

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zap zap zap

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Get off me!

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boom

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Get off!

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[grunting]

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crash

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[high-frequency buzz]

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Ah!

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[dramatic music]

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Kanto!

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crash

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I'm just catching my breath.

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Go get him.

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Kanto!

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boom

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Wait, you've gotta help me.

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Give me something, some weapon.

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You had your chance.

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boom

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(Dan)
Not only is Mannheim
out of business in Metropolis

288
00:19:01,020 --> 00:19:04,010
but we've finally broken
the back of Intergang

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once and for all.

290
00:19:05,015 --> 00:19:09,995
We? Looks to me like
Superman saved your skin again.

291
00:19:10,003 --> 00:19:11,023
(Superman)
'Other way around.'

292
00:19:14,000 --> 00:19:15,020
If it wasn't for Dan Turpin
I wouldn't be

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00:19:15,019 --> 00:19:18,019
standing here tonight.
Thanks.

294
00:19:18,021 --> 00:19:20,011
Anytime, pal.

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click click

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So tell us, where's Mannheim?

298
00:19:31,014 --> 00:19:34,014
I think he's moved
outside our jurisdiction.

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(Mennheim)
Where in God's name are we?

301
00:19:54,010 --> 00:19:55,010
That depends.

302
00:19:55,013 --> 00:19:58,023
Which God
are you talking about?

303
00:19:58,021 --> 00:20:00,021
Listen, buddy,
I'm through with these games.

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I want some answers!

305
00:20:02,007 --> 00:20:04,007
You gonna tell me
who you work for?

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Welcome to Apokolips,
Mr. Mannheim.

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Who are you?

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Your new lord and master.

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You may call me Darkside.

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[theme music]