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Play the song, Lois. Play it.
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You wanna hear Beppo sing, Titano?
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Okay, here goes.
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Daddy's here!
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Hello, Lucy.
Have you three been having fun?
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Lois, honey, it's time.
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No. No. I won't let you take him.
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But, Lois, you knew one day
Titano would have to leave us.
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He has to go on his mission now.
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Why can't you send Lucy
into space instead?
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- I'll go.
- It's Titano's job, honey.
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That's why he was able
to come live with us.
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Colonel Lane? I'm sorry, but...
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I understand. Go ahead, gentlemen.
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No. No.
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Don't worry, honey.
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Daddy promises Titano
is going to be just fine.
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So, colonel, how are your cadets
enjoying the launch?
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Fine, sir, though my oldest is still
a bit concerned about Titano.
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No need to be, my dear.
That little monkey's got the might...
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...and brainpower of the greatest nation
on Earth behind him.
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The booster misfired.
We're losing contact, general.
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We lost him.
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Titano.
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The meteor storm is right where
you said it would be, professor...
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...larger than life and headed straight
for the space station.
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- I'm going in.
- Happy hunting.
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Superman, come in. Are you all right?
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I set off some kind of chain reaction.
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Superman to S.T.A.R.,
cleanup's all done.
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And I'm bringing you back
a little surprise.
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- How's he doing?
- Well, he's alive, and that's a miracle.
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But he's been lethargic
since he woke up.
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You'd think after 20 years
he'd be a little hungry.
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According to the records, he's twice as
heavy as he was when they launched him.
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Titano.
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Remember me? Lo-Lo?
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- Lo-Lo?
- I was 8, okay?
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Oh, my pretty little baby.
You do remember. Oh, yes, you do.
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That's the most life
we've seen out of him yet.
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Baby hungry?
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Looks like you're just what
the doctor ordered, Lo-Lo.
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Yes, I'd say resuming
your old relationship with Titano...
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- ...would do him a world of good.
- What do you...?
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Oh, wait. I have a job, a crazy schedule
and a tiny apartment.
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You can't expect me to...
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No, Titano, put down that vase.
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Give me back the remote.
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Come down from there!
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Sure was easier to have a monkey
in the house when Mom did the cleaning.
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"My Life with Titano," by Lois Lane.
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With photos by the esteemed
Jimmy Olsen.
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What life with Titano?
I haven't been out since he got here.
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Jimmy? Think you could keep
an eye on him for an hour or two?
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- Me?
- You've got to take the photos anyway.
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- And I know they'll be terrific.
- But...
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It's just like babysitting. With fleas.
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Great.
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Take a look, Superman.
You might find this interesting.
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Gas pockets in the meteor fragments.
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Could the gas have caused
Titano's suspended state?
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Possibly. We're running tests right now.
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That came from the lab.
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- Look out!
- They're growing.
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Move!
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- What are those things?
- Bacteria.
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They must have been trapped
in the jars with the meteor gas.
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The exposure to our atmosphere somehow
caused this tremendous growth.
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- Oh, good heavens.
- Titano.
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Lois, you've gotta get back here.
Right now.
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Jimmy, I haven't been gone 20 minutes.
Just throw him a banana.
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I don't think that's gonna be enough.
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Hello? Jimmy?
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Hello? Back to the monkey house.
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Good Titano. Nice Titano.
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That's right. You eat.
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That's it. I'm out of here.
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Superman.
Hey, you're not gonna believe...
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Let me guess. Titano's a growing boy.
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Hey, where'd he go?
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Okay, Jimmy. What's the big...
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Look, Mommy. Monkey.
83
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Yes, dear. There's lots of monkeys.
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No, big monkey.
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Monkey, monkey, monkey.
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All right, Cheetah. You asked for it.
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Bad monkey. Bad, bad monkey!
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Criminals, madmen and aliens
we can handle, but this?
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Don't sweat it, Maggie.
These babies will put anything to sleep.
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Nighty-night, monkey boy.
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That was a short nap.
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I'm sorry, Lois, but your
monkey friend's going down.
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Don't hurt him! He's just a baby!
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Okay, a really big baby.
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- Hello?
- Lois, I left for Metropolis...
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...as soon as I saw the news.
Are you all right?
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Daddy? I'm okay, but...
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Listen, I've got something
I think might calm Titano.
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Where are the helicopters
with the gas?
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Can't bring them in yet.
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He won't sit still long enough
for gas to work.
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Right now Superman's our best hope.
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I'll take it from here, Dad.
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Titano! Titano, look!
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Lois, get out of here!
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Oh, no. I don't believe this.
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Beppo? Oh, Beppo? Where are you?
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- Oh, no!
- He's coming closer.
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You're sure it's in here?
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Yes, I'm sure. So shut up
and keep squeezing the monkeys.
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Bingo.
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What the...?
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- Is it over?
- Let's get out of here.
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It's okay. We got him.
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He should be fine here, Lois.
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Now that S.T.A.R. Labs
stopped his growth spurts.
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I guess I have to say goodbye again.
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Though this time, I don't think
I'll miss him quite as much.
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