1
00:01:04,715 --> 00:01:06,005
<i>Previously on</i> Superman:

2
00:01:06,183 --> 00:01:08,713
I just wanted to let you know
I'll be in late tomorrow-

3
00:01:09,086 --> 00:01:10,706
I'm having breakfast with Bruce-

4
00:01:10,888 --> 00:01:11,888
Isn't that special-

5
00:01:12,189 --> 00:01:15,279
He's very thoughtful and much deeper
than the gossip mongers...

6
00:01:15,459 --> 00:01:16,949
...would lead you to believe-

7
00:01:17,361 --> 00:01:18,451
You'd be surprised-

8
00:01:19,930 --> 00:01:21,300
Where's The Joker?

9
00:01:21,799 --> 00:01:23,099
Lexy, old kid-

10
00:01:23,534 --> 00:01:26,994
Pay me one billion dollars,
and I'll kill Superman-

11
00:01:29,874 --> 00:01:32,944
The Joker has 20 pounds more
where this came from-

12
00:01:33,277 --> 00:01:36,007
You know I can't be connected to this
in any way-

13
00:01:36,180 --> 00:01:37,180
Deal?

14
00:01:37,548 --> 00:01:38,778
Deal-

15
00:01:41,786 --> 00:01:44,446
The senator...

16
00:01:44,855 --> 00:01:49,185
...declined comment-Done-

17
00:01:50,194 --> 00:01:51,754
And not a moment too soon-

18
00:01:51,929 --> 00:01:53,329
Bruce-When did you...?

19
00:01:53,497 --> 00:01:56,557
About three paragraphs ago-
I didn't wanna distract you-

20
00:01:56,734 --> 00:01:58,334
Ready to do the town?

21
00:01:58,502 --> 00:02:02,272
Give me a minute to see the chief,
then I'm all yours-

22
00:02:04,442 --> 00:02:06,242
Clark, keep an eye on Bruce, will you?

23
00:02:07,611 --> 00:02:08,611
I'll be right back-

24
00:02:09,847 --> 00:02:12,367
- Actually, Lois...
- Don't be intimidated-

25
00:02:12,550 --> 00:02:16,010
Regale him with madcap tales
of the nightlife in Smallville-

26
00:02:17,588 --> 00:02:19,148
She never stops, does she?

27
00:02:19,323 --> 00:02:22,693
Not that I've noticed-
Any luck finding the comedian?

28
00:02:23,227 --> 00:02:26,357
Three nights, and not so much
as a green hair-

29
00:02:26,664 --> 00:02:29,694
Of course, you have been dividing your time
between work and Lois-

30
00:02:29,867 --> 00:02:31,197
Is that a problem?

31
00:02:31,669 --> 00:02:35,539
Let's just say I'm concerned-
Your reputation is dubious...

32
00:02:35,706 --> 00:02:37,226
...in and out of costume-

33
00:02:37,408 --> 00:02:41,238
Don't worry-
I'm taking Lois quite seriously-

34
00:02:41,412 --> 00:02:44,782
Besides, it seems to me
you had your chance-

35
00:02:45,516 --> 00:02:48,646
So, Mr-Wayne,
ready to sweep me off my feet?

36
00:02:50,955 --> 00:02:52,945
Be seeing you-

37
00:03:06,504 --> 00:03:08,944
This city is gorgeous at night-

38
00:03:09,106 --> 00:03:11,766
Is it? I wasn't looking at the city-

39
00:03:14,912 --> 00:03:17,852
Lois-About Clark Kent-

40
00:03:18,015 --> 00:03:19,745
Are you and he...?

41
00:03:19,917 --> 00:03:21,387
I mean...

42
00:03:21,719 --> 00:03:25,949
No, Bruce-Your only competition
flew away some time ago-

43
00:03:27,992 --> 00:03:31,722
My, you do live dangerously-

44
00:03:34,165 --> 00:03:37,965
Don't you realize you're moving in
on Superman's main squeeze?

45
00:03:38,169 --> 00:03:40,699
And then I said...

46
00:03:43,641 --> 00:03:44,641
They've got guns!

47
00:03:54,151 --> 00:03:55,741
Take your hands off her, you...

48
00:04:09,867 --> 00:04:11,837
See that he's street pizza-

49
00:04:12,002 --> 00:04:14,942
In this town, some flying fool
could have caught him-

50
00:04:47,371 --> 00:04:50,671
Well, aren't we tenacious?

51
00:04:58,549 --> 00:05:00,539
Catch you next time, Brucie-

52
00:05:07,992 --> 00:05:10,792
Swell-Now Gotham's
sending us their wackos-

53
00:05:10,961 --> 00:05:15,161
Don't worry, Mr-Wayne-The SCU
will get her back safe and sound-

54
00:05:15,666 --> 00:05:17,686
Thank you, inspector-

55
00:05:19,270 --> 00:05:22,570
- You realize she's just the bait-
- I'll be careful-

56
00:05:22,740 --> 00:05:26,800
Careful won't cut it-
With Joker, expect the unexpected-

57
00:05:26,977 --> 00:05:29,067
Maybe you should have
remembered that-

58
00:05:35,352 --> 00:05:36,822
Think of it, Miss Lane-

59
00:05:36,987 --> 00:05:39,547
This rock is more precious than gold-

60
00:05:39,723 --> 00:05:43,993
One teensy chip will go for thousands
on the collectors' market...

61
00:05:44,461 --> 00:05:47,801
...after it kills your flyboy-

62
00:05:58,609 --> 00:06:02,009
- You sick, demented, murdering freak!
- How rude-

63
00:06:05,783 --> 00:06:08,723
Half for now and half for later-

64
00:06:09,286 --> 00:06:13,116
You've got a front row seat
for the story of the century, my dear-

65
00:06:13,590 --> 00:06:16,750
The death of Superman-

66
00:06:57,000 --> 00:06:58,090
SCU, Turpin-

67
00:06:59,269 --> 00:07:02,759
<i>Am-scray, turnip. I wanna talk
to the boy in blue.</i>

68
00:07:02,939 --> 00:07:05,099
You got something to say, clown,
say it to...

69
00:07:05,275 --> 00:07:08,865
I'm here, Joker-What have you
done with Lois Lane?

70
00:07:09,045 --> 00:07:11,335
<i>She's right here, Superman...</i>

71
00:07:11,548 --> 00:07:14,538
<i>...and she'd love to see you.</i>

72
00:07:14,718 --> 00:07:19,318
<i>Want to know where here is?
Don't blink.</i>

73
00:07:25,262 --> 00:07:28,722
<i>Got the picture, Supey? Come alone.</i>

74
00:07:28,899 --> 00:07:32,599
<i>No cops or little Lois dies laughing.</i>

75
00:07:34,838 --> 00:07:37,598
Wait, what picture? What did he mean?

76
00:08:05,268 --> 00:08:07,928
More powerful than a locomotive-

77
00:08:08,104 --> 00:08:09,634
And just about as subtle-

78
00:08:12,742 --> 00:08:16,612
I'm flattered you put on
your Sunday best-

79
00:08:17,981 --> 00:08:19,611
Where is she, Joker?

80
00:08:19,783 --> 00:08:22,343
Forget about Lois-

81
00:08:22,986 --> 00:08:25,676
Feast your eyes on this-

82
00:08:31,294 --> 00:08:33,424
Now, I'll ask you once more-

83
00:08:40,570 --> 00:08:42,200
I don't understand-

84
00:08:42,372 --> 00:08:45,972
I had it all planned so perfectly-

85
00:08:50,480 --> 00:08:53,640
- Oh, wait, that's it-
- What?

86
00:08:53,817 --> 00:08:57,117
Silly me-I forgot the acid-

87
00:09:10,900 --> 00:09:13,770
What's the matter, Supey?

88
00:09:16,072 --> 00:09:18,742
No steam left in the old locomotive?

89
00:09:46,503 --> 00:09:49,703
I hope you're taking notes-

90
00:09:51,408 --> 00:09:53,738
- Not now-
<i>- But, pudding...</i>

91
00:09:53,910 --> 00:09:56,900
<i>- ...Batman's headed your way.</i>
- Get out-

92
00:10:02,419 --> 00:10:06,749
Pardon my hasty exit-
We have a pest control problem-

93
00:10:08,625 --> 00:10:11,855
Feel free to expire any time-

94
00:10:44,694 --> 00:10:46,824
I'll be back in a moment-

95
00:10:54,137 --> 00:10:56,967
<i>Two for the price of one.
I love it.</i>

96
00:10:57,140 --> 00:10:58,470
<i>And the best part is...</i>

97
00:10:58,641 --> 00:11:01,511
<i>...you're all going out with a smile.</i>

98
00:11:01,678 --> 00:11:04,238
<i>Have a happy...</i>

99
00:11:14,057 --> 00:11:18,457
Hydrochloric acid-It would take a week
to eat through the wall-

100
00:11:18,628 --> 00:11:21,098
No-Wait-

101
00:11:21,331 --> 00:11:24,131
Kryp... Kryptonite-

102
00:11:42,118 --> 00:11:43,448
Snap out of it, Kent-

103
00:11:43,720 --> 00:11:46,520
Or Joker gets the last laugh-

104
00:11:51,561 --> 00:11:53,121
Keep your heads down-

105
00:12:01,237 --> 00:12:03,137
They're loose!

106
00:12:03,306 --> 00:12:05,496
That's not fair-

107
00:12:10,280 --> 00:12:12,220
It's over, Joker-

108
00:12:16,219 --> 00:12:19,419
It hasn't begun, Supey-

109
00:12:20,757 --> 00:12:23,057
He's gotta be kidding-

110
00:12:30,066 --> 00:12:31,326
They're grenades-

111
00:12:31,501 --> 00:12:34,131
Expect the unexpected-

112
00:12:48,351 --> 00:12:51,291
Thank you-I couldn't have saved Lois
without your help-

113
00:12:51,454 --> 00:12:53,654
I'm aware of that-

114
00:13:11,307 --> 00:13:14,107
Bruce-Bruce Wayne-
He was with me when Joker...

115
00:13:14,277 --> 00:13:16,137
Is he all right? Do you know?

116
00:13:16,312 --> 00:13:17,682
He's fine-

117
00:13:17,847 --> 00:13:19,277
Just fine-

118
00:13:27,956 --> 00:13:31,916
I wish to assure all of Metropolis
that this explosion was non-nuclear-

119
00:13:32,094 --> 00:13:34,004
And presents no danger to the community-

120
00:13:34,362 --> 00:13:39,492
- Now, if you'll excuse me-
- Hey, what about The Joker, Mr-Luthor?

121
00:13:40,268 --> 00:13:42,428
You heard the man-

122
00:13:45,540 --> 00:13:48,170
What could have possessed me
to trust that clown?

123
00:13:50,011 --> 00:13:54,611
Hello, Mr-J-I'm Batman-
Eat me, eat me, eat me!

124
00:13:56,585 --> 00:13:59,415
I know you're trying
to cheer me up, Harley-

125
00:13:59,654 --> 00:14:02,784
But you see, any time I blow
a billion-dollar deal...

126
00:14:02,958 --> 00:14:04,948
...it really kills my appetite!

127
00:14:24,246 --> 00:14:29,206
Honestly, Lex, don't you think
I feel bad enough already?

128
00:14:29,384 --> 00:14:31,624
You maniac! You idiot!

129
00:14:31,786 --> 00:14:35,046
- How dare you use one of my laboratories...
- Harley?

130
00:14:37,325 --> 00:14:40,655
- Put him down, baldy-
- Mercy-

131
00:14:42,731 --> 00:14:44,671
Here's for that punch in the face-

132
00:14:44,833 --> 00:14:47,703
Can't we discuss this like gentlemen?

133
00:14:49,171 --> 00:14:53,611
Listen to little Miss Can't-Take-A-Joke-

134
00:14:55,377 --> 00:14:59,307
Thank you-Have a seat, please-

135
00:15:01,616 --> 00:15:03,076
Banzai!

136
00:15:06,555 --> 00:15:09,285
You owe me an explanation-

137
00:15:09,457 --> 00:15:11,287
The lab was a perfect set-up-

138
00:15:11,459 --> 00:15:13,449
How did I know old bat-breath
would show up?

139
00:15:13,995 --> 00:15:17,255
Batman?
He followed you to Metropolis?

140
00:15:17,432 --> 00:15:19,662
Oh, right-Like it's my fault-

141
00:15:19,834 --> 00:15:22,364
Look, I've still got half the Kryptonite-

142
00:15:22,537 --> 00:15:24,057
I can still finish the job-

143
00:15:24,239 --> 00:15:26,969
But if I have to cope
with two men in tights...

144
00:15:27,142 --> 00:15:29,672
...the price goes up-
- Unacceptable-

145
00:15:29,844 --> 00:15:33,804
If you can't handle some mental case
in a fright mask, our deal is off-

146
00:15:35,250 --> 00:15:37,410
Mercy, let's go-

147
00:15:37,586 --> 00:15:41,646
Keep in mind, this is your last chance-

148
00:15:49,965 --> 00:15:51,515
How you doing, slugger?

149
00:15:51,700 --> 00:15:54,830
A-okay, Mr-J-

150
00:16:03,712 --> 00:16:05,912
Hey, Smallville-Come in-What's up?

151
00:16:06,881 --> 00:16:10,251
I see you're holding up
after last night-I've been...

152
00:16:13,822 --> 00:16:15,452
I didn't realize you had company-

153
00:16:15,624 --> 00:16:18,794
Whoa, you might at least tell me
why you stopped by-

154
00:16:18,960 --> 00:16:20,290
I've been nosing around-

155
00:16:20,495 --> 00:16:23,465
I think I may know why The Joker
is suddenly after Superman-

156
00:16:23,632 --> 00:16:25,832
Well, don't keep us in suspense-

157
00:16:26,968 --> 00:16:30,058
I think he's in cahoots
with your boyfriend's business partner-

158
00:16:30,238 --> 00:16:32,328
With Lex? Are you sure?

159
00:16:32,507 --> 00:16:35,307
I can't prove it-Yet-

160
00:16:35,477 --> 00:16:38,737
I suppose I could ask him-

161
00:16:50,058 --> 00:16:51,358
What? Who?

162
00:16:57,699 --> 00:17:00,429
- What do you want?
- Information-

163
00:17:00,602 --> 00:17:02,542
Regarding a mutual acquaintance-

164
00:17:02,704 --> 00:17:05,074
What are you talking about?
I don't know any...

165
00:17:07,709 --> 00:17:09,909
You know exactly who I mean-

166
00:17:10,211 --> 00:17:13,081
Where is he? What kind of deal
have you made with him?

167
00:17:13,548 --> 00:17:14,908
I don't...

168
00:17:15,083 --> 00:17:16,853
- I...
- Mr-Luthor-Are you all right?

169
00:17:17,018 --> 00:17:18,348
- Who's in there?
- Open up!

170
00:17:18,520 --> 00:17:20,220
- He's in trouble-
- The door's locked-

171
00:17:20,388 --> 00:17:21,748
I don't have the keys-

172
00:17:27,829 --> 00:17:31,059
Think about it-I'll be back-

173
00:17:32,434 --> 00:17:34,434
All right, break it in-

174
00:17:38,139 --> 00:17:40,109
- Mr-Luthor?
- Get out-

175
00:17:51,152 --> 00:17:53,022
Contact the clown immediately-

176
00:17:53,188 --> 00:17:56,518
It appears we'll have to deal with
his friend after all-

177
00:17:59,861 --> 00:18:00,891
A transfer?

178
00:18:01,429 --> 00:18:04,989
Just to the <i>Planet</i>'s Gotham City bureau-

179
00:18:05,400 --> 00:18:07,130
Does this mean you and Bruce...?

180
00:18:07,602 --> 00:18:10,542
We haven't made a formal commitment
or anything, but...

181
00:18:10,705 --> 00:18:12,695
...yeah, it's that serious-

182
00:18:13,308 --> 00:18:16,038
Hey, chin up, Smallville-
With me out of the picture...

183
00:18:16,211 --> 00:18:17,841
...you might get a shot at stardom-

184
00:18:18,012 --> 00:18:19,412
Lois! Clark!

185
00:18:19,781 --> 00:18:21,941
I just got word the cruise ship
<i>S.S. Atlantis...</i>

186
00:18:22,117 --> 00:18:24,587
...is sending a distress call
200 miles offshore-

187
00:18:26,855 --> 00:18:30,715
Exactly-Call the Coast Guard to confirm
and the cruise line for a statement-

188
00:18:31,426 --> 00:18:33,546
You're not out of here yet, Lane-

189
00:19:02,257 --> 00:19:04,017
What the devil is he up to now?

190
00:19:04,893 --> 00:19:07,393
A change of attire, sir?

191
00:19:08,797 --> 00:19:10,927
How fast can we get to Hobbs Bay?

192
00:19:16,070 --> 00:19:19,010
If I may be so bold-
When in Rome, sir...

193
00:19:30,485 --> 00:19:32,845
- What's the problem, captain?
- What do you mean?

194
00:19:33,021 --> 00:19:35,011
You sent out a distress call, didn't you?

195
00:19:35,356 --> 00:19:38,086
Not on my authorization-

196
00:19:43,264 --> 00:19:46,934
There's the culprit-
It's broadcasting an electronic beacon-

197
00:19:47,101 --> 00:19:50,091
If one of my crew is responsible
for this prank, they...

198
00:19:55,710 --> 00:19:58,240
What is it? What's happening?

199
00:20:02,817 --> 00:20:04,717
Whoever sent that distress signal...

200
00:20:05,186 --> 00:20:07,206
...just provided the distress-

201
00:20:20,869 --> 00:20:23,169
Copybat, copybat-

202
00:20:23,638 --> 00:20:27,668
Suffering from propulsion envy, Batboy?

203
00:20:34,482 --> 00:20:37,012
Think of it as a welcome wagon, Bats...

204
00:20:37,185 --> 00:20:41,345
...welcoming you to the nearest mortuary-

205
00:21:17,357 --> 00:21:19,347
[ENGLISH]