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[Reporter] Good
news for motorists today.

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The earthquake-damaged
freeways are now repaired

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and open ahead of schedule

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Official YIFY movies site:
YTS.MX

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thanks to a million dollar
cash incentive skimmed

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from taxpayer dollars.

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Mudslides have
finally been cleared

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from the Pacific Coast Highway,

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but motorists are
warned to watch

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for that occasional
leather couch in the fast lane.

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And this, just in, at the beach,

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it's another beautiful day.

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♪ Some days
can scare the dead ♪

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♪ Some nights
tying on my head ♪

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♪ Looking back at
another empty day ♪

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♪ Like a tidal
wave across the sea ♪

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♪ Love comes
crashing down on me ♪

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♪ Baby, please
don't ever go away ♪

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♪ Looking for love
along the beach ♪

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♪ It seems like
now it's in my reach ♪

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♪ Don't rescue
me from your love ♪

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♪ Although I'm
in the sea of love ♪

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♪ And you're the
one I'm thinking of ♪

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♪ You carry me
across every wave ♪

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♪ I've never felt
like this before ♪

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♪ I'm feeling like a
victim on the shore ♪

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♪ I'm the girl that
only you can save ♪

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♪ Looking for love
along the beach ♪

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♪ It seems like
now it's in my reach ♪

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♪ Don't rescue
me from your love ♪

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♪ Don't rescue
me from your love ♪

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(people chattering)

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(upbeat music)

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Enrollment is limited
to six each summer.

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Please list-- (grunts)

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- Oop, sorry.
- No shoving!

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Please list any previous
lifeguard experience you

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may have had
in the past, if any.

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Out of the
way! Incoming!

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Oh Ty-Dy, this is gonna
be the best summer ever!

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And I know we're
gonna be better friends, too.

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Okay maggots, line up!

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My name is
Ms. Woodrow

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and I'm going to
be your instructor.

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Now, lifesaving is
a serious profession.

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I would like to
hear from each of you

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on why you chose
to enroll in this class.

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You first!

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Hi, my name's Lucki and
I'm a native Californian.

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And I thought this would
be a good way to meet guys.

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- Cool.
- This is a lifeguard school!

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Please tell me
you're in the wrong place.

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Uh, no.

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Before this gets out of hand,

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let me remind you that
this not a dating service.

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The beach is hardly a
place for fun and romance.

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Ask my ex-husband.

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Hi, I'm Ty-Dy and
I'm an aspiring actress,

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and I thought
that being a lifeguard

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would be a good
part-time job between gigs.

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Surprise me.

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Uhh, my name's Crucial.

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I spend every
summer at the beach,

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so I figure I might
as well get paid for it.

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You people are pathetic!

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Would anyone like to know
why I became a lifeguard?

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Uh, no, not really.

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(car honks)

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(tires screech)
(sigh crashes)

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- What the--
- Whoa, what was that?

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Wow, beauty.

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(jazzy music)

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Hope I'm not late.

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I had car trouble again.

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Maybe I can help you with it.

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Don't bother.

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You wouldn't have a tool
large enough for the job.

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And uh, we took
the last two applications.

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And enrollment is limited.

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Oh, really?

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Well, I drove all
the way out here,

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so who's gonna give
up their spot for me?

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Wait a minute, I took
an extra one by mistake.

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- You can have it.
- Thanks.

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We were just
introducing ourselves.

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I'm Bodacia, and
I'm from Silicon Valley.

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Figures.

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I'm a three-time
beauty pageant queen

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and I won all events
except congeniality.

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And I'm a model, you might
recognize me as Ms. Quickie Lube.

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Was that you?

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I didn't recognize you
with your clothes on.

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I love your work!

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I hate to bring this up,

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but you don't seem
much like the lifeguard type.

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You got me, I'm doing
it for community service.

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You see, I just did
this little calendar

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with the school's
mascot, the mule.

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How was I supposed to know

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that take was going to be called
obscene in twenty-seven states?

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That was very nice, thank you.

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Next!

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I'm Derek.

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I heard CPR's a
good way to meet girls.

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Is it true they're
eternally grateful

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if you save their lives?

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I wouldn't be.

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Hi, my name is
Brock and I'm from Iowa.

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I wonder how he is at plowing.

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What I really wanna do
is work near the ocean.

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By the way, what was that noise?

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It's the ocean, and if
you want a tour of the city,

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just let me know.

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I'd like to see
some of the sights.

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Take a picture,
it'll last longer.

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Oh, Brock!

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He's taken, sorry.

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That's enough for today.

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Meet back here at 8 AM tomorrow.

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Our best summer ever, huh?

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(upbeat music)

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Could you hand me that?

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(background chatter)
(hangers clatter)

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Ty-Dy, I'm talking to you.

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Listen to this,

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"Actress wanted, no
experience necessary.

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Must like all kinds of people,

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nudity required, and
no inhibition's a must.

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Shoots for two
days in Simi Valley."

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You auditioned
for them last month,

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- it's a porno movie.
- Oh!

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Could you help
me with a bathing suit?

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Sure, what style
are you looking for?

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You know, one
that leaves nothing

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to the imagination.

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I want to get as
much sun as possible.

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I hear you loud and clear.

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How about Northern Exposure?

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If there were any less
fabric, you'd be nude.

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It is tempting,

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but I'd really like
something that lifts my cheeks

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and separates them.

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Then I'd recommend

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the Butt Jammer.

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Skimpy in the
back, with lots of lift,

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but ever so
provocative to the eye.

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It looks like two
teeth being flossed.

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I never thought of it that way,

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but it is one
of our best sellers.

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You don't say.

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Well, I have sacrificed
comfort for style before.

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Let me try it on.

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(lively music)

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(sultry music)

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Hey, girls.

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Hi?

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Derek, Lifeguard School.

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Oh, yeah, right.

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You said you were interested
in meeting some new guys.

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Well, here I am.

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You must have misunderstood.

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We were talking
about men, not boys.

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- Oh.
- Oh, I see.

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Could you help
me tie this in the back?

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Certainly.

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(giggling)

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What do you think?

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Should I hike it up more?

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(body thuds)
(chuckling)

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I'll take it!

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Good choice. That'll
be twenty-three even.

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Thanks.

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Don't forget extra sunblock.

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(door chime sounds)

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I think I just saw
the face of an angel.

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Come again.

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Check it out.

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Like, hi.

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Hello, young ladies.

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I wanna introduce myself,
I'm Dek, head lifeguard.

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If you ladies ever
have any problems,

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just call the lifeguard
tower and I'll be right over.

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Actually, I do have a problem.

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I don't have a date tonight.

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- Lucki!
- Well, he asked.

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I'm flattered, but I
think that might be out

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of my jurisdiction.

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Well, think about it.

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I live on PCH.

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You could maybe
stop by after work.

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I do work kinda late.

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Yeah, yeah, and we have
to get up early tomorrow.

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We're studying to be lifeguards.

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What a coincidence.

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I monitor that school.

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I'm sure we'll be seeing

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a lot of each other this summer.

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I'm counting on it.

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I live on the corner
of PCH and Heatstroke.

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I get off at five.

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Okay, I'll think about it.

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Bye.

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(groans)

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Oh my God, this
one is perfect for me.

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What is?

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Oh, you'll just try
and discourage me.

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It's an open casting
call, I'd better hurry.

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I'll see you later tonight.

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Take your time.

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Don't hurry back, I
may be sitting on Dek.

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That bum.

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He better show up if he
knows what's good for him.

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(door creaks)

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(upbeat music)

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Hi, Dek. I had
almost given up on you.

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I wasn't sure if I
should come or not.

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I made you a
drink, I hope you like it.

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(spitting)

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What is this stuff?

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It's my own special blend.

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It's tequila, rum,
and passion fruit.

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It's 150 proof.

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You could strip the
paint off a car with this.

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It's also good at
removing inhibitions.

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Let's take these clothes
off and go for a dip.

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I think skinny dipping

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is a little too much
for our first meeting.

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You pervert, I didn't say
skinny dipping, we just met.

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Maybe after one more drink.

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Ready to take that big plunge?

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(kissing)

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Freeze!

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What the...

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I got a call back in this movie,

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"Pistol
Packing Cheerleader."

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It's a docu-drama taken
straight from today's headlines.

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Can't you see I have company?

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It's all right, I
think I should be going.

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You just got here.

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I know.

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Maybe this wasn't
such a good idea.

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(upbeat music continues)

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Look what you did.

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I was about to
ride the big tsunami.

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Sure you were.

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I need peace and
quiet to rehearse.

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(seagull caws)

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And then, in the big finale,

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she blows away the entire
Yellow Squad vigilante-style.

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I'd pay to see
something like that.

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Quiet, people!

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Now, line up!

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Today is your first
chance to hit the ocean

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and get a feel for it.

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I can't go in the water,

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I just put suntan lotion on.

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Get in there!

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(upbeat music)

260
00:12:15,944 --> 00:12:17,863
(gasping, groaning)

261
00:12:22,117 --> 00:12:23,910
- It's cold!
- It's wet!

262
00:12:24,995 --> 00:12:27,497
Just rub some on your
body and you'll be fine.

263
00:12:27,831 --> 00:12:29,431
Hey, can I help
you with that, Bodacia?

264
00:12:29,541 --> 00:12:30,541
Get away from me!

265
00:12:32,836 --> 00:12:35,297
Hey, Brock, wanna
join the mile deep club?

266
00:12:36,423 --> 00:12:38,592
Now there's a fifty yard
marker out in the water.

267
00:12:38,925 --> 00:12:41,052
I want you to swim
out to it, then return.

268
00:12:41,386 --> 00:12:44,014
Anyone who takes
longer than one minute

269
00:12:44,347 --> 00:12:46,850
will have to enroll in my
remedial breaststroke class.

270
00:12:47,184 --> 00:12:49,102
Ready, and begin!

271
00:12:49,436 --> 00:12:52,731
(upbeat music continues)

272
00:13:04,576 --> 00:13:06,787
(dramatic music)

273
00:13:08,330 --> 00:13:10,916
(upbeat music)
(splashing)

274
00:13:13,460 --> 00:13:15,170
(panting)

275
00:13:17,172 --> 00:13:19,299
Very good, you
all made it in on time.

276
00:13:21,009 --> 00:13:22,719
Hey, where's Ty-Dy?

277
00:13:23,053 --> 00:13:24,053
(Ty-Dy screaming)

278
00:13:24,095 --> 00:13:25,222
Help!

279
00:13:25,555 --> 00:13:27,808
(dramatic music)

280
00:13:28,141 --> 00:13:30,727
(Ty-Dy screaming)
(gasping)

281
00:13:31,937 --> 00:13:33,355
Oh my God!

282
00:13:45,909 --> 00:13:47,118
Help!

283
00:13:49,246 --> 00:13:51,540
(dramatic music continues)

284
00:14:01,341 --> 00:14:04,010
(Ty-Dy gasping)
(Bodacia groaning)

285
00:14:12,561 --> 00:14:14,479
Mmh!

286
00:14:19,276 --> 00:14:22,571
- Are you all right?
- Yeah, I'll be fine.

287
00:14:24,239 --> 00:14:25,991
Class, I'm appalled!

288
00:14:26,324 --> 00:14:28,118
Someone almost
drowns right in front of you

289
00:14:28,451 --> 00:14:30,829
and only two people
try and rescue her?

290
00:14:31,162 --> 00:14:31,830
We're sorry.

291
00:14:32,163 --> 00:14:34,499
You're darn right
you're a sorry group.

292
00:14:34,833 --> 00:14:38,128
Oh please, I've wrestled
larger toys in the bathtub.

293
00:14:38,461 --> 00:14:40,046
The fact that it
took you three losers

294
00:14:40,380 --> 00:14:43,300
to subdue one
squid speaks for itself.

295
00:14:43,633 --> 00:14:45,010
What's that supposed to mean?

296
00:14:45,343 --> 00:14:46,553
Stop it, you two!

297
00:14:46,887 --> 00:14:48,597
Now, I want the rest
of you to each write

298
00:14:48,930 --> 00:14:50,181
in the sand fifty times,

299
00:14:50,515 --> 00:14:53,435
"Life guarding is
not a spectator sport."

300
00:14:53,768 --> 00:14:54,853
Get to it!

301
00:15:02,068 --> 00:15:03,320
You better be more careful,

302
00:15:03,653 --> 00:15:06,281
you almost bought the farm.

303
00:15:06,615 --> 00:15:08,742
Yeah, thanks guys.

304
00:15:09,075 --> 00:15:09,576
Good work, you two.

305
00:15:09,910 --> 00:15:11,912
You stood tall in
the face of duty.

306
00:15:13,246 --> 00:15:15,540
(victorious music)

307
00:15:18,001 --> 00:15:19,377
How do you spell spectator?

308
00:15:23,798 --> 00:15:26,718
(people chattering)

309
00:15:27,886 --> 00:15:32,182
- Hey, Lucki.
- What is it?

310
00:15:33,934 --> 00:15:35,435
Listen, I finally
got to find out

311
00:15:35,769 --> 00:15:38,480
what kind of person you are
today and you know what?

312
00:15:39,731 --> 00:15:41,232
I hate teacher's pets.

313
00:15:43,985 --> 00:15:44,986
Get lost!

314
00:15:45,612 --> 00:15:46,652
You're just jealous 'cause

315
00:15:46,821 --> 00:15:48,198
I'm a better swimmer than you.

316
00:15:49,824 --> 00:15:51,034
Sure you are.

317
00:15:51,368 --> 00:15:54,287
You're not better
than me in anything.

318
00:15:54,746 --> 00:15:56,164
I challenge you
to a competition.

319
00:15:56,498 --> 00:15:57,707
You choose the sport.

320
00:15:58,041 --> 00:16:00,585
Fine, how about volleyball?

321
00:16:01,711 --> 00:16:03,463
- (Bodacia laughs)
- You're on.

322
00:16:05,298 --> 00:16:07,801
(upbeat music)

323
00:16:18,603 --> 00:16:20,563
[Crucial] Come on.

324
00:16:26,486 --> 00:16:28,029
Whenever you're ready.

325
00:16:39,874 --> 00:16:41,793
(groans)

326
00:16:43,712 --> 00:16:44,712
My serve.

327
00:16:45,630 --> 00:16:48,049
(upbeat music continues)

328
00:17:00,103 --> 00:17:02,355
- (grunts)
- Ooh!

329
00:17:08,236 --> 00:17:09,404
Game point.

330
00:17:15,076 --> 00:17:16,661
(Bodacia grunting)

331
00:17:17,328 --> 00:17:18,329
Oh!

332
00:17:22,167 --> 00:17:24,085
(groans)

333
00:17:26,963 --> 00:17:28,214
Remember what I said.

334
00:17:28,548 --> 00:17:30,592
You're not better
than me at anything.

335
00:17:37,223 --> 00:17:38,475
Close game.

336
00:17:40,769 --> 00:17:44,147
♪ One, two, put
a hole in you ♪

337
00:17:44,481 --> 00:17:47,275
♪ Three, four, (indistinct) ♪

338
00:17:47,609 --> 00:17:50,862
Okay, everyone,
quiet! I'm here.

339
00:17:53,031 --> 00:17:54,574
Now, listen carefully

340
00:17:54,908 --> 00:17:56,743
because I'm not
gonna say it twice.

341
00:17:57,077 --> 00:18:00,080
This is a cheerleader
with a vengeance.

342
00:18:00,413 --> 00:18:04,042
I wanna see and I want
to feel teenage angst.

343
00:18:06,503 --> 00:18:09,672
First is Dawn Weatherbee.

344
00:18:20,350 --> 00:18:22,268
Alright, you dumb jock,

345
00:18:22,602 --> 00:18:25,188
I'm not the kind of girl who
puts out on the first date.

346
00:18:26,231 --> 00:18:27,982
I'm gonna teach you a lesson.

347
00:18:31,778 --> 00:18:34,364
(gunshot)
(group gasping)

348
00:18:35,323 --> 00:18:36,533
I brought a real gun.

349
00:18:37,534 --> 00:18:39,577
It kinda helps me
get into character.

350
00:18:41,246 --> 00:18:42,326
You want me to do the scene

351
00:18:42,372 --> 00:18:44,132
where I take out the
rival cheerleading team?

352
00:18:44,457 --> 00:18:45,457
- [Group]
- No! No.

353
00:18:48,128 --> 00:18:50,964
Uhh, no. We'll
call if we need you.

354
00:18:57,137 --> 00:19:01,724
Next is Ty-Dy Ducatti.

355
00:19:08,857 --> 00:19:09,899
Hello.

356
00:19:11,526 --> 00:19:13,069
Whenever you're ready.

357
00:19:18,408 --> 00:19:20,285
(bells and chimes)

358
00:19:21,077 --> 00:19:23,746
(dramatic music)

359
00:19:27,667 --> 00:19:30,628
I'm waiting. Bring
it to life for me.

360
00:19:33,965 --> 00:19:35,133
I'm sorry.

361
00:19:38,636 --> 00:19:41,472
(boat engine whirring)
(seagull caws)

362
00:19:42,473 --> 00:19:44,100
Oh Lucki, what am I gonna do?

363
00:19:44,434 --> 00:19:46,603
I just completely froze.

364
00:19:46,936 --> 00:19:49,022
What if I'm not cut
out to be an actress?

365
00:19:49,397 --> 00:19:50,957
And this was going
to be my biggest part

366
00:19:51,191 --> 00:19:53,193
since I played
basketball in high heels.

367
00:19:53,526 --> 00:19:55,361
This month's issue
of Saucy Magazine

368
00:19:55,695 --> 00:19:57,739
has an article on
the exact same thing.

369
00:19:58,072 --> 00:19:59,216
It says when you
fall off the horse,

370
00:19:59,240 --> 00:20:01,159
you got to get right back on!

371
00:20:01,492 --> 00:20:02,492
Has that worked for you?

372
00:20:02,660 --> 00:20:05,079
I always did like putting
my feet in the stirrups.

373
00:20:06,122 --> 00:20:10,168
But what if I'm not cut
out to be a lifeguard either?

374
00:20:10,501 --> 00:20:13,046
(dramatic music)

375
00:20:14,047 --> 00:20:16,591
Oh please, not
another flashback!

376
00:20:16,925 --> 00:20:18,176
I'm sorry.

377
00:20:18,509 --> 00:20:19,594
Don't worry, watch,

378
00:20:19,928 --> 00:20:20,988
next time you get in the water,

379
00:20:21,012 --> 00:20:22,639
it'll be like
nothing ever happened.

380
00:20:23,681 --> 00:20:25,016
I hope so.

381
00:20:27,602 --> 00:20:30,188
(upbeat music)

382
00:20:42,992 --> 00:20:43,992
Look, there she is.

383
00:20:44,285 --> 00:20:45,286
A special kind of girl,

384
00:20:45,620 --> 00:20:47,097
you know, one who's
never heard the expression,

385
00:20:47,121 --> 00:20:48,706
"I want you
for your mind."

386
00:20:49,040 --> 00:20:50,040
Wow, I hear ya.

387
00:20:57,924 --> 00:20:59,842
(moans)

388
00:21:10,061 --> 00:21:11,479
Would you do her?

389
00:21:11,813 --> 00:21:13,398
Would I do her?

390
00:21:13,731 --> 00:21:15,441
The question is, would I stop?

391
00:21:15,775 --> 00:21:18,569
We need to advantage
of these California babes.

392
00:21:18,903 --> 00:21:20,613
You know, one
hand washes the other.

393
00:21:20,947 --> 00:21:22,532
Yeah.

394
00:21:23,491 --> 00:21:24,491
Take this.

395
00:21:24,701 --> 00:21:26,244
Hey, I saw her first!

396
00:21:27,787 --> 00:21:28,997
Excuse me, Miss.

397
00:21:30,290 --> 00:21:33,376
I'm from out of
town and I'm lost.

398
00:21:33,710 --> 00:21:34,710
Oh, where are you from?

399
00:21:34,877 --> 00:21:37,714
Venice, I mean Venezuela.

400
00:21:38,047 --> 00:21:39,090
Oh, Buenos Nachos.

401
00:21:39,424 --> 00:21:40,925
This is such a coincidence.

402
00:21:41,259 --> 00:21:43,970
I'm studying first year
Spanish at Sea Sun.

403
00:21:44,304 --> 00:21:46,848
You could really help me
with my conversational skills.

404
00:21:47,974 --> 00:21:49,600
- I could?
- Yeah.

405
00:21:49,934 --> 00:21:53,521
Okay, imagine you're a
waiter and I'm your customer.

406
00:21:53,855 --> 00:21:55,189
Now, ask me for my order.

407
00:21:57,066 --> 00:21:58,818
Your burrito's ready.

408
00:21:59,152 --> 00:22:00,778
No, in Español.

409
00:22:03,781 --> 00:22:06,617
I think I hear
my mom calling me.

410
00:22:10,580 --> 00:22:13,750
Dude, I should have thought
this out more carefully.

411
00:22:14,083 --> 00:22:16,294
- (laughs)
- Man, watch a master at work.

412
00:22:16,627 --> 00:22:17,795
You're still on level one.

413
00:22:18,129 --> 00:22:19,756
I'm ready for the next plateau.

414
00:22:24,761 --> 00:22:25,803
Oop!

415
00:22:26,137 --> 00:22:27,137
- Ooh!
- Oh, I'm sorry.

416
00:22:29,974 --> 00:22:31,476
Oh no, it was my fault.

417
00:22:31,809 --> 00:22:33,249
I should be
watching where I'm going.

418
00:22:33,311 --> 00:22:35,031
I'm just glad you're
not hurt or anything.

419
00:22:35,188 --> 00:22:36,188
No, not at all.

420
00:22:36,481 --> 00:22:39,650
In fact, I feel an obligation
to make it up to you.

421
00:22:39,984 --> 00:22:41,027
How's dinner sound?

422
00:22:41,361 --> 00:22:43,041
That's very sweet,
but you don't have to.

423
00:22:43,363 --> 00:22:44,530
No no, I insist.

424
00:22:44,864 --> 00:22:47,033
How about my
place around midnight?

425
00:22:47,367 --> 00:22:48,910
Clothing is optional.

426
00:22:49,243 --> 00:22:50,243
You pig!

427
00:22:50,495 --> 00:22:51,495
(body thuds)

428
00:22:51,579 --> 00:22:52,789
You tripped me on purpose!

429
00:22:54,374 --> 00:22:55,833
There's what I think of dinner.

430
00:22:57,126 --> 00:23:00,421
(upbeat music continues)

431
00:23:02,090 --> 00:23:03,341
Good one, dude.

432
00:23:03,674 --> 00:23:05,218
Well, it doesn't
work every time.

433
00:23:12,058 --> 00:23:14,811
(laughing)

434
00:23:17,772 --> 00:23:19,172
I hope you like
your lunch, Brock.

435
00:23:19,399 --> 00:23:21,359
It's

436
00:23:21,692 --> 00:23:22,692
Hey, is there any corn?

437
00:23:22,944 --> 00:23:24,195
I grew up eating corn.

438
00:23:24,529 --> 00:23:26,489
Every Thanksgiving we'd
have corn with cornbread,

439
00:23:26,823 --> 00:23:28,282
corn stuffing, corn syrup.

440
00:23:29,784 --> 00:23:31,244
Sounds yummy.

441
00:23:31,577 --> 00:23:33,329
Hey, guess what
we did for Halloween.

442
00:23:34,414 --> 00:23:36,249
You bobbed for corn on the cob?

443
00:23:36,582 --> 00:23:38,292
No, but that sounds like fun.

444
00:23:38,626 --> 00:23:40,753
What I did is I took the
clothes off the scarecrow

445
00:23:41,087 --> 00:23:42,547
and went trick or
treating in them.

446
00:23:45,049 --> 00:23:47,176
Hey, why don't you take
a bite of this sandwich.

447
00:23:47,510 --> 00:23:50,096
You're much more attractive
when you're not talking.

448
00:23:50,555 --> 00:23:51,681
Oh, what is it?

449
00:23:52,932 --> 00:23:53,599
It's my specialty.

450
00:23:53,933 --> 00:23:56,644
It's liver-flavored
tofu, soybean cheese,

451
00:23:56,978 --> 00:23:59,689
and sprouts in
cauliflower dressing.

452
00:24:00,022 --> 00:24:01,022
Delish, huh?

453
00:24:01,774 --> 00:24:04,193
Yeah, but I'm really
not too hungry right now.

454
00:24:05,403 --> 00:24:06,821
I'm not hungry either.

455
00:24:07,280 --> 00:24:08,906
At least not for food.

456
00:24:13,161 --> 00:24:15,288
Bodacia, what are you doing?

457
00:24:15,621 --> 00:24:16,789
Kiss me, Brock!

458
00:24:17,123 --> 00:24:20,585
Make me see fireworks
like it's the Fourth of July!

459
00:24:20,918 --> 00:24:22,003
Oh!

460
00:24:22,336 --> 00:24:23,546
(Bodacia seethes)

461
00:24:23,880 --> 00:24:26,257
All right, who the hell
does this belong to?

462
00:24:26,591 --> 00:24:28,050
Oh, uh, hi.

463
00:24:28,384 --> 00:24:29,719
Like, you found our ball.

464
00:24:31,637 --> 00:24:33,317
You better take it
back before I stick it

465
00:24:33,431 --> 00:24:34,640
where the sun don't shine.

466
00:24:36,309 --> 00:24:37,643
Like, hi, Brock.

467
00:24:38,895 --> 00:24:39,520
Hello.

468
00:24:39,854 --> 00:24:41,856
You got your ball, now
get the hell outta here!

469
00:24:45,735 --> 00:24:48,112
Come on Lucki, let's
go get some corn dogs.

470
00:24:50,281 --> 00:24:51,699
- Corn dogs?!
- Where?

471
00:24:55,953 --> 00:24:57,997
(Lucki giggling)

472
00:25:00,416 --> 00:25:03,336
(Bodacia snarling)

473
00:25:06,672 --> 00:25:08,592
Maybe I'll show you how
I take a whole corn dog

474
00:25:08,758 --> 00:25:09,758
in my mouth at once.

475
00:25:09,800 --> 00:25:11,302
Really? I can
do the same thing.

476
00:25:12,762 --> 00:25:16,682
- Lucki?
- Oh, like hi, Dek.

477
00:25:17,016 --> 00:25:20,228
Um, this is my friend
Brock from lifeguard school.

478
00:25:20,561 --> 00:25:21,062
Hey come on, Lucki,

479
00:25:21,395 --> 00:25:22,831
you promised to show me how
you can take the whole thing

480
00:25:22,855 --> 00:25:23,356
in your mouth at once.

481
00:25:23,689 --> 00:25:25,399
This isn't what it looks like.

482
00:25:26,859 --> 00:25:29,153
Don't worry, you don't
owe me an explanation.

483
00:25:29,487 --> 00:25:31,113
What's that supposed to mean?

484
00:25:31,447 --> 00:25:32,447
Nothing.

485
00:25:32,532 --> 00:25:33,824
I was looking for you.

486
00:25:34,158 --> 00:25:35,844
I wanted to apologize for
leaving early the other night,

487
00:25:35,868 --> 00:25:37,912
but uh, I guess you've moved on.

488
00:25:38,913 --> 00:25:40,873
I can't wait to see
how she handles this one.

489
00:25:41,207 --> 00:25:43,209
She hates possessive men.

490
00:25:43,543 --> 00:25:45,670
Honestly, I was just
having lunch with my friends.

491
00:25:46,003 --> 00:25:48,422
But if you wanna find me
later, you know where I am.

492
00:25:56,514 --> 00:25:58,033
You could dip just
about anything in corn

493
00:25:58,057 --> 00:25:58,683
and get me to eat it.

494
00:25:59,016 --> 00:26:01,644
- Really. You gonna eat that?
- Help yourself.

495
00:26:01,978 --> 00:26:04,564
Yeah, I like all kinds of
corn except creamed corn.

496
00:26:05,773 --> 00:26:08,818
Something about mixing it
with milk really ruins it for me.

497
00:26:09,151 --> 00:26:12,071
Yeah, I'll remember that
if I ever fix dinner for you.

498
00:26:13,948 --> 00:26:16,450
(upbeat music continues)

499
00:26:16,784 --> 00:26:17,784
How's it hangin', Ty-Dy?

500
00:26:17,994 --> 00:26:20,496
- Huh?
- Oh, I'm fine.

501
00:26:21,831 --> 00:26:22,957
I was wondering,

502
00:26:23,291 --> 00:26:25,751
Lucki seems to have
her share of boyfriends.

503
00:26:26,085 --> 00:26:28,296
- Are you seeing anyone?
- No.

504
00:26:29,505 --> 00:26:32,008
I'm saving myself
for my true love.

505
00:26:32,341 --> 00:26:33,341
I'm a thespian.

506
00:26:34,802 --> 00:26:37,722
Ohhh. I get it, so you and
Lucki are more than friends.

507
00:26:40,600 --> 00:26:43,185
Yeah. Oh
no, not that.

508
00:26:44,437 --> 00:26:45,855
I mean I'm an actress.

509
00:26:46,981 --> 00:26:48,232
My true love is the theater.

510
00:26:48,566 --> 00:26:50,985
Oh, you lost me
there for a minute.

511
00:26:52,528 --> 00:26:54,780
So, is there anyone
special in your life?

512
00:26:56,240 --> 00:26:59,243
No, but someday
I'll meet Mr. Right.

513
00:27:00,453 --> 00:27:03,956
I picture him as a
Hollywood director/producer.

514
00:27:05,166 --> 00:27:08,336
Out on the town every
night, movie premieres,

515
00:27:08,669 --> 00:27:10,880
substance abuse clinics.

516
00:27:11,213 --> 00:27:12,214
Oh, what a life!

517
00:27:12,548 --> 00:27:15,885
So, you don't think
there's a possibility

518
00:27:16,218 --> 00:27:17,218
for a guy like me?

519
00:27:18,763 --> 00:27:22,933
Well, you do remind me of
the cartoon brother I never had.

520
00:27:25,061 --> 00:27:26,937
You could really
give a guy a complex.

521
00:27:29,273 --> 00:27:30,608
I'm calling my parole officer

522
00:27:30,941 --> 00:27:31,960
and giving him a
piece of my mind

523
00:27:31,984 --> 00:27:35,863
of what I think about this
beach community service.

524
00:27:36,197 --> 00:27:39,158
Maybe I can still clean up
manure at the racetrack.

525
00:27:39,492 --> 00:27:40,492
Yeah.

526
00:27:41,952 --> 00:27:43,704
- Oh God, would you just--
- I'm sorry.

527
00:27:44,914 --> 00:27:46,791
- (jazzy music)
- Oh, no, no,

528
00:27:47,124 --> 00:27:49,585
it-it was my fault, really.

529
00:27:51,253 --> 00:27:53,047
Maybe you're just
what I'm looking for.

530
00:27:53,381 --> 00:27:54,507
- Oh yeah?
- How's that?

531
00:27:56,342 --> 00:27:57,510
You've had lunch yet?

532
00:27:58,511 --> 00:27:59,929
No, it was a little crowded.

533
00:28:00,846 --> 00:28:02,286
Oh, well, why
don't you share mine?

534
00:28:02,515 --> 00:28:03,515
I have plenty.

535
00:28:04,892 --> 00:28:07,311
I hope you like health food.

536
00:28:11,607 --> 00:28:14,276
(Lucki laughing)

537
00:28:18,572 --> 00:28:21,409
(Bodacia giggling)
(jazzy music continues)

538
00:28:26,539 --> 00:28:29,208
(Lucki seething)

539
00:28:32,002 --> 00:28:33,838
Ty-Dy, I have a problem.

540
00:28:34,964 --> 00:28:38,884
Oh Lucki, sometimes
you are so easy to read.

541
00:28:39,218 --> 00:28:43,180
You can't decide between
Brock or Dek, right?

542
00:28:43,514 --> 00:28:44,890
No, actually I was wondering

543
00:28:45,224 --> 00:28:48,144
which bathing suit brought
the highlights out in my hair.

544
00:28:48,477 --> 00:28:49,812
Oh, sorry.

545
00:28:50,938 --> 00:28:53,524
Well, now that you mention
it, I do have a problem.

546
00:28:54,692 --> 00:28:56,902
Two guys, and you
know which one I want?

547
00:28:57,695 --> 00:28:59,488
Um, the sensitive one.

548
00:28:59,822 --> 00:29:01,657
The one that'll
remember your birthday

549
00:29:01,991 --> 00:29:05,244
and bring you flowers and
send you special little notes.

550
00:29:06,245 --> 00:29:08,122
No! Get
outta here!

551
00:29:08,456 --> 00:29:10,207
I want the one Bodacia wants.

552
00:29:10,541 --> 00:29:13,210
Let her have sloppy seconds.

553
00:29:13,544 --> 00:29:15,337
Well, which one does she want?

554
00:29:15,671 --> 00:29:17,631
I don't know,
she's just too fickle.

555
00:29:17,965 --> 00:29:19,467
It's like when
we were in school,

556
00:29:19,800 --> 00:29:22,344
if there were five slices
of apple pie in the cafeteria

557
00:29:22,678 --> 00:29:25,389
and only one slice of peach,
you'd take the peach, right?

558
00:29:26,056 --> 00:29:27,056
Uh,

559
00:29:27,308 --> 00:29:30,436
you lost me, I was
never very good at math.

560
00:29:30,770 --> 00:29:32,021
Which one does she want?

561
00:29:32,354 --> 00:29:33,481
It's not important.

562
00:29:34,398 --> 00:29:37,693
Watch out, tomorrow
it's every man for himself.

563
00:29:39,779 --> 00:29:42,156
[Ty-Dy] Are you
excited? Come on.

564
00:29:50,706 --> 00:29:52,625
You're late again, Bodacia!

565
00:29:54,168 --> 00:29:55,252
Ugh, it was worth it!

566
00:29:55,586 --> 00:29:57,546
I got my parole
reduced by a month.

567
00:29:57,880 --> 00:29:59,840
Tie this in the
back for me, would you?

568
00:30:00,174 --> 00:30:02,301
(men all clamor)

569
00:30:02,676 --> 00:30:05,805
[Crucial] Hey, don't
bogart those bikini straps, dude.

570
00:30:06,138 --> 00:30:08,140
All right, pay attention!

571
00:30:08,474 --> 00:30:09,767
When I call out your name,

572
00:30:10,100 --> 00:30:12,853
I want each of you to recite
a lesson in beach safety.

573
00:30:13,187 --> 00:30:15,940
And God help you if you
can't come up with one.

574
00:30:16,315 --> 00:30:18,734
Lucki, you go first.

575
00:30:20,528 --> 00:30:22,988
Don't go in the water
right after you eat.

576
00:30:23,322 --> 00:30:25,407
Good. You
next, Crucial.

577
00:30:27,409 --> 00:30:29,411
When you're
swimming and you're tired,

578
00:30:29,745 --> 00:30:31,372
try it doggy style.

579
00:30:31,705 --> 00:30:33,582
That's the dog paddle.

580
00:30:34,542 --> 00:30:37,503
Wha.. I woulda had a
better one if you asked me first.

581
00:30:37,837 --> 00:30:38,837
Bodacia?

582
00:30:39,046 --> 00:30:42,508
Don't go in the water
when it's squid season.

583
00:30:42,842 --> 00:30:45,553
That's right, or
shark season as well.

584
00:30:45,886 --> 00:30:47,263
Your turn, Ty-Dy.

585
00:30:48,472 --> 00:30:50,140
If you find yourself sinking,

586
00:30:50,474 --> 00:30:53,269
grab onto something
that floats, like silicone.

587
00:30:53,602 --> 00:30:54,728
(Lucki chuckles)

588
00:30:56,021 --> 00:30:58,065
- Good one.
- Go ahead, Derek.

589
00:30:58,774 --> 00:31:01,235
Um, don't
roughhouse in the water.

590
00:31:01,902 --> 00:31:02,902
(Derek grunts)

591
00:31:03,153 --> 00:31:06,657
That's right, and no
roughhousing on the sand either.

592
00:31:06,991 --> 00:31:09,618
- Brock?
- Uh, don't pull a cow's tail

593
00:31:09,952 --> 00:31:11,078
while you're milking it.

594
00:31:11,412 --> 00:31:13,539
I was talking
about beach safety.

595
00:31:13,873 --> 00:31:15,165
Nevermind.

596
00:31:15,499 --> 00:31:17,918
I'd like to see
some jumping jacks.

597
00:31:18,252 --> 00:31:21,005
Ready?
And begin!

598
00:31:21,338 --> 00:31:23,007
(playful music)

599
00:31:23,340 --> 00:31:25,885
(group grunting)

600
00:31:34,476 --> 00:31:35,476
Excuse me, Woody.

601
00:31:35,769 --> 00:31:36,913
I asked you not to call me that.

602
00:31:36,937 --> 00:31:38,206
I need to see
one of your students.

603
00:31:38,230 --> 00:31:40,566
They're busy right now,
can you come back later?

604
00:31:42,067 --> 00:31:43,067
This is it.

605
00:31:43,193 --> 00:31:44,612
This'll only take a minute.

606
00:31:44,945 --> 00:31:46,447
Out of my way, you bag of bones.

607
00:31:48,574 --> 00:31:51,285
It's me he wants,
you two-bit slut.

608
00:31:51,619 --> 00:31:53,203
All right, make it quick.

609
00:31:54,580 --> 00:31:57,207
So, Dek, what
is it that you want?

610
00:31:58,125 --> 00:32:00,252
She's confused,
it's me that you want.

611
00:32:00,586 --> 00:32:02,171
He wants me, you piece of trash.

612
00:32:02,504 --> 00:32:04,715
You talk to your
mother with that mouth?

613
00:32:05,049 --> 00:32:06,508
Actually, I came
here to see Derek.

614
00:32:06,842 --> 00:32:08,928
Someone turned your
wallet into the lost and found.

615
00:32:09,970 --> 00:32:13,015
Oh, thanks. I didn't
realize it was missing.

616
00:32:13,349 --> 00:32:15,629
A girl picked it up when
she ran into you rollerblading.

617
00:32:15,726 --> 00:32:17,787
Said she had dinner on your
credit card since you offered,

618
00:32:17,811 --> 00:32:19,688
and uh, she left
her phone number.

619
00:32:20,022 --> 00:32:21,231
Oh, she left me her number?

620
00:32:22,441 --> 00:32:23,776
No, she actually left it for me,

621
00:32:24,109 --> 00:32:26,362
but it's against policy
for me to go out with her.

622
00:32:26,987 --> 00:32:28,238
Too bad though.

623
00:32:29,406 --> 00:32:32,201
Oh. Thanks
for my wallet.

624
00:32:32,868 --> 00:32:35,120
Hey, just doing my job.

625
00:32:35,454 --> 00:32:36,765
Dek, don't you have
something to say to me

626
00:32:36,789 --> 00:32:38,916
- while you're here?
- Yeah, me too.

627
00:32:41,669 --> 00:32:43,003
Uh no, not really.

628
00:32:47,508 --> 00:32:49,760
See, you scared him away
for being so desperate.

629
00:32:50,094 --> 00:32:51,720
Oh, shut up already!

630
00:32:52,054 --> 00:32:53,054
All right, line up,

631
00:32:53,263 --> 00:32:55,557
it's time to get
your lifeguard manuals.

632
00:32:55,891 --> 00:32:59,019
Eleven chapters, everything
from CPR to the proper handling

633
00:32:59,353 --> 00:33:00,604
of nude sunbathers.

634
00:33:00,938 --> 00:33:02,314
This book is your Bible.

635
00:33:02,648 --> 00:33:05,359
Learn it and learn it well!

636
00:33:07,319 --> 00:33:10,239
Hey, Bodacia, now
that I got my wallet back,

637
00:33:10,572 --> 00:33:11,949
do you wanna
go to dinner with me?

638
00:33:12,282 --> 00:33:13,450
When hell freezes over.

639
00:33:13,784 --> 00:33:15,494
Come on, at
least let us cop a feel.

640
00:33:16,954 --> 00:33:18,998
Tell you what, if
I get you guys a date

641
00:33:19,331 --> 00:33:20,433
with one of the
girls in the class,

642
00:33:20,457 --> 00:33:22,084
will you just leave me alone?

643
00:33:22,418 --> 00:33:24,503
But all the other girls
seem to have more scruples

644
00:33:24,837 --> 00:33:25,838
than you do.

645
00:33:26,171 --> 00:33:27,756
What's that supposed to mean?

646
00:33:28,090 --> 00:33:28,716
You're the one who appeared nude

647
00:33:29,049 --> 00:33:30,801
in that calendar last year.

648
00:33:31,135 --> 00:33:33,887
If you knew how many times
I held that up with one hand.

649
00:33:35,014 --> 00:33:37,349
Oh God, you're
gonna make me puke.

650
00:33:38,976 --> 00:33:40,310
Just work with me here, okay?

651
00:33:40,644 --> 00:33:43,564
All right, Ty-Dy,
uh, you got a minute?

652
00:33:43,897 --> 00:33:45,497
Oh wait, I'm trying
to find the chapter

653
00:33:45,691 --> 00:33:47,151
on when squid season is over.

654
00:33:48,652 --> 00:33:50,195
Listen, I have this idea.

655
00:33:50,529 --> 00:33:52,257
Why don't we all get
together for a study session,

656
00:33:52,281 --> 00:33:54,158
you know, to
keep the tension off?

657
00:33:55,242 --> 00:33:56,577
Uh, I don't know.

658
00:33:56,910 --> 00:33:58,537
Yeah, we could
have a cram session.

659
00:33:58,871 --> 00:34:00,497
Yeah, Bodacia's good with that.

660
00:34:00,831 --> 00:34:03,250
Look how far her bathing
suit's crammed up her butt.

661
00:34:05,586 --> 00:34:07,629
Hey, what are
you guys talking about?

662
00:34:07,963 --> 00:34:09,643
We're gonna have a
study session tonight.

663
00:34:09,757 --> 00:34:11,592
- You wanna come?
- Yeah!

664
00:34:11,925 --> 00:34:14,029
Hey, maybe somebody can
explain those big words to me.

665
00:34:14,053 --> 00:34:15,373
- Count me in.
- (seagulls cawing)

666
00:34:15,888 --> 00:34:18,098
Great, thanks for
letting us use your place.

667
00:34:19,058 --> 00:34:20,476
Uh, wait a minute!

668
00:34:21,518 --> 00:34:22,811
See you there.

669
00:34:26,690 --> 00:34:29,860
Lucki, where are you
gonna get money for a party?

670
00:34:30,194 --> 00:34:31,195
I don't know!

671
00:34:32,321 --> 00:34:35,157
Wait a minute, we
could make it a luau,

672
00:34:35,491 --> 00:34:37,826
and I could get decorations
from the bikini shop.

673
00:34:38,827 --> 00:34:40,788
Yeah, and I'll
get the leftover food

674
00:34:41,121 --> 00:34:42,456
from my brother's graduation.

675
00:34:42,790 --> 00:34:43,790
Perfect.

676
00:34:45,250 --> 00:34:47,836
(upbeat music)

677
00:34:55,094 --> 00:34:58,013
Lucki, this food
isn't thawed yet.

678
00:34:58,931 --> 00:35:00,432
It's completely frozen.

679
00:35:00,766 --> 00:35:01,266
Who cares?

680
00:35:01,600 --> 00:35:03,435
I hope everybody
brings something.

681
00:35:05,729 --> 00:35:07,314
Hey look, I brought some corn.

682
00:35:08,440 --> 00:35:09,608
Thanks.

683
00:35:12,319 --> 00:35:13,319
(water splashes)

684
00:35:13,403 --> 00:35:15,906
Anyway, keep
your eye on Bodacia.

685
00:35:16,240 --> 00:35:18,117
I don't want anything stolen.

686
00:35:20,285 --> 00:35:22,538
- Whoa.
- Remember what I told you,

687
00:35:22,871 --> 00:35:24,498
you ask a lot
of stupid questions

688
00:35:24,832 --> 00:35:26,375
and you try to look interested.

689
00:35:26,708 --> 00:35:28,794
- Okay.
- Are those real?

690
00:35:30,420 --> 00:35:32,589
Not me, you ask
them the questions!

691
00:35:32,923 --> 00:35:33,923
Go.

692
00:35:36,426 --> 00:35:38,220
Lucki, where's
the corn I brought?

693
00:35:38,679 --> 00:35:42,516
Oh, it was just so
good we couldn't resist.

694
00:35:45,561 --> 00:35:46,895
Hi, Brock.

695
00:35:49,648 --> 00:35:50,774
Hello.

696
00:35:51,400 --> 00:35:52,860
I was hoping to see you here.

697
00:35:54,820 --> 00:35:57,322
Hey guys, come on,
let's get the party started.

698
00:35:58,866 --> 00:35:59,533
(elbow thuds)

699
00:35:59,867 --> 00:36:01,326
Uhh, Ty-Dy, I was wondering,

700
00:36:01,660 --> 00:36:03,245
what was your first acting job?

701
00:36:04,371 --> 00:36:06,832
That is so nice of you to ask.

702
00:36:07,332 --> 00:36:08,560
Well, you're not
going to believe this,

703
00:36:08,584 --> 00:36:11,378
but I was in the
original "Woodstock."

704
00:36:11,712 --> 00:36:14,131
Really? Aren't you
a little young for that?

705
00:36:14,464 --> 00:36:15,674
Not really.

706
00:36:16,008 --> 00:36:18,802
I was born there. It's
my first screen credit.

707
00:36:19,136 --> 00:36:20,762
You can see it
in the director's cut.

708
00:36:21,972 --> 00:36:23,015
Wow.

709
00:36:23,849 --> 00:36:25,809
Uh, I was on a
television show once.

710
00:36:26,268 --> 00:36:28,103
Huh? No way!

711
00:36:29,438 --> 00:36:30,814
It was "Cops."

712
00:36:31,148 --> 00:36:32,482
I ran from this police car,

713
00:36:32,816 --> 00:36:34,234
but all you saw was my backside.

714
00:36:35,777 --> 00:36:36,445
(elbow thuds)

715
00:36:36,778 --> 00:36:37,778
- Umm!
- So, Ty-Dy,

716
00:36:37,988 --> 00:36:40,991
what's the most recent
part you've auditioned for?

717
00:36:41,325 --> 00:36:43,702
Well, I just read for a part

718
00:36:44,036 --> 00:36:45,537
in "Pretty Hooker:
The Sequel."

719
00:36:45,871 --> 00:36:49,458
Really? I love that
charming Cinderella story.

720
00:36:49,917 --> 00:36:51,793
Yeah, could you
do a scene for us?

721
00:36:52,127 --> 00:36:54,338
- Oh God, no.
- I sure could.

722
00:36:57,883 --> 00:36:59,551
I've been turning
tricks on this corner

723
00:36:59,885 --> 00:37:01,303
for half of my life.

724
00:37:01,637 --> 00:37:04,139
The motel down the street
gives me a discount rate

725
00:37:04,473 --> 00:37:06,725
for the guys that have more
than ten dollars to spend.

726
00:37:08,185 --> 00:37:11,772
I just wish my Prince
Charming would come along.

727
00:37:12,105 --> 00:37:13,232
Thanks for sharing.

728
00:37:13,565 --> 00:37:14,765
I thought that we got together

729
00:37:15,025 --> 00:37:16,902
to study our lifeguard manuals.

730
00:37:17,236 --> 00:37:19,130
Good idea, because I've
only looked at the pages

731
00:37:19,154 --> 00:37:20,322
that have pictures on them.

732
00:37:23,700 --> 00:37:24,368
I got a better idea.

733
00:37:24,701 --> 00:37:27,829
- How about a limbo party?
- Woaah.

734
00:37:28,163 --> 00:37:29,373
Yeah!

735
00:37:30,999 --> 00:37:33,460
- Yeah.
- Let's do it.

736
00:37:34,795 --> 00:37:36,435
See if you guys
can do better than this.

737
00:37:36,672 --> 00:37:38,423
♪ How low
can she go ♪

738
00:37:38,757 --> 00:37:40,550
♪ How low
can she go ♪

739
00:37:40,884 --> 00:37:42,344
♪ How low
can she go ♪

740
00:37:42,678 --> 00:37:44,638
♪ How low
can she go ♪

741
00:37:44,972 --> 00:37:46,807
♪ How low
can she go ♪

742
00:37:47,140 --> 00:37:49,059
♪ How low
can she go ♪

743
00:37:49,393 --> 00:37:51,144
♪ How low
can she go ♪

744
00:37:51,478 --> 00:37:53,105
♪ How low
can she go ♪

745
00:37:53,438 --> 00:37:55,357
♪ How low
can she go ♪

746
00:37:55,691 --> 00:37:57,484
♪ How low
can she go ♪

747
00:37:57,818 --> 00:37:59,569
♪ How low
can she go ♪

748
00:37:59,903 --> 00:38:01,571
♪ How low
can she go ♪

749
00:38:01,905 --> 00:38:03,699
♪ How low
can she go ♪

750
00:38:04,032 --> 00:38:05,867
♪ How low
can she go ♪

751
00:38:06,201 --> 00:38:08,078
♪ How low
can she go ♪

752
00:38:08,412 --> 00:38:09,830
♪ How low
can she go ♪

753
00:38:10,163 --> 00:38:10,747
Okay guys, when I tell you,

754
00:38:11,081 --> 00:38:13,166
you'll lower the bar
and you'll get some.

755
00:38:14,293 --> 00:38:15,752
Yeaaahh.

756
00:38:17,629 --> 00:38:20,007
What? Did I tell
you do that, you idiot?

757
00:38:20,340 --> 00:38:22,718
Did I tell you
to do that? Huh?

758
00:38:23,927 --> 00:38:25,762
You said that if
we got their tops off,

759
00:38:26,096 --> 00:38:27,806
we'd get some action!

760
00:38:28,140 --> 00:38:29,683
Is that what this is all about?

761
00:38:30,017 --> 00:38:31,435
Get the hell out!

762
00:38:31,768 --> 00:38:34,146
- Ugh!
- (upbeat music)

763
00:38:36,231 --> 00:38:37,441
Dude.

764
00:38:41,445 --> 00:38:43,864
Are you still angry about
what happened last night?

765
00:38:44,197 --> 00:38:45,240
Only with Bodacia.

766
00:38:46,158 --> 00:38:50,037
Yeah, I'm gonna shove her
overly made-up face deep

767
00:38:50,370 --> 00:38:51,370
in the sand.

768
00:38:51,621 --> 00:38:53,206
And then I'm
going to put my foot

769
00:38:53,540 --> 00:38:55,584
where her bikini wax stops.

770
00:38:55,917 --> 00:38:57,544
Hey, have you forgiven me yet?

771
00:38:57,878 --> 00:38:59,296
Get lost, bozo!

772
00:39:02,257 --> 00:39:04,384
- Coming through.
- What the hell's all this?

773
00:39:04,718 --> 00:39:06,511
Hey, watch it,
don't get in my light.

774
00:39:06,845 --> 00:39:08,597
I'm shooting my
new calendar today.

775
00:39:08,930 --> 00:39:11,266
Twelve Months of
Halloween, yeah right.

776
00:39:11,600 --> 00:39:13,894
Drop dead, you're just
jealous because it's not

777
00:39:14,227 --> 00:39:16,563
your scrawny little
body being photographed.

778
00:39:17,814 --> 00:39:20,317
(upbeat music)

779
00:39:25,864 --> 00:39:27,866
Look at that vulgar display.

780
00:39:57,938 --> 00:39:59,698
- Oh, who cares?
- No one in their right mind

781
00:39:59,940 --> 00:40:01,775
would buy that calendar anyway.

782
00:40:02,109 --> 00:40:03,527
I wonder when it goes on sale.

783
00:40:03,860 --> 00:40:06,530
Yeah, I'm gonna get
me an advanced copy.

784
00:40:06,863 --> 00:40:08,573
That slut, she'll get hers.

785
00:40:10,992 --> 00:40:12,160
Oh man.

786
00:40:14,704 --> 00:40:16,623
- Woah.
- (blows kiss)

787
00:40:19,626 --> 00:40:21,086
Listen to this.

788
00:40:21,420 --> 00:40:23,338
I've decided to
write a play for myself.

789
00:40:23,672 --> 00:40:27,551
I'm going to play Sandos,
the hippy babysitter.

790
00:40:27,884 --> 00:40:29,302
That's so five minutes ago.

791
00:40:29,636 --> 00:40:31,388
What do you know
about the sixties?

792
00:40:31,721 --> 00:40:34,057
Well, that's
the idea, it's retro.

793
00:40:34,391 --> 00:40:36,226
- (bell ringing)
- Oh, hold that thought.

794
00:40:36,560 --> 00:40:37,560
I see a customer.

795
00:40:39,396 --> 00:40:40,522
Can I help you with that?

796
00:40:40,856 --> 00:40:42,166
Yeah, where's the dressing room?

797
00:40:42,190 --> 00:40:43,190
Over there.

798
00:40:45,026 --> 00:40:46,236
Lucki, I didn't know this was

799
00:40:46,570 --> 00:40:49,656
the seedy little bikini
shop you worked in.

800
00:40:49,990 --> 00:40:52,159
Bodacia, what
the hell do you want?

801
00:40:52,492 --> 00:40:54,953
I'm looking for a new
bikini for my calendar.

802
00:40:55,287 --> 00:40:59,833
I'd like to see something
cheap and really slutty.

803
00:41:00,167 --> 00:41:01,918
Yeah, well, the
mirror's over there.

804
00:41:02,252 --> 00:41:03,295
(scoffs)

805
00:41:04,004 --> 00:41:06,256
You think you're
really funny, don't you?

806
00:41:06,590 --> 00:41:10,051
Well, never mind,
I'll find one myself.

807
00:41:10,385 --> 00:41:12,846
(upbeat music)

808
00:41:18,518 --> 00:41:21,396
Hey Ty-Dy, get a load of this.

809
00:41:21,730 --> 00:41:24,524
The owner of the
bikini shop is in the back.

810
00:41:24,858 --> 00:41:26,443
He's looking for a spokes model

811
00:41:26,776 --> 00:41:29,863
for his new summer
line of swimwear.

812
00:41:33,867 --> 00:41:37,787
Oh hey, what
a great opportunity.

813
00:41:38,121 --> 00:41:40,415
I wonder who
the lucky girl will be?

814
00:41:42,250 --> 00:41:43,793
Just trying something on.

815
00:41:45,962 --> 00:41:50,050
(Lucki and Ty-Dy giggling)

816
00:41:50,383 --> 00:41:50,884
Hey!

817
00:41:51,218 --> 00:41:53,298
I understand you're
looking for a new spokes model.

818
00:41:53,512 --> 00:41:54,679
Actually, I was just--

819
00:41:55,013 --> 00:41:57,432
Don't speak, just
take a look at these.

820
00:41:57,766 --> 00:42:00,185
I really think you're making
some sort of mistake here.

821
00:42:00,519 --> 00:42:01,519
No, wait, wait, wait.

822
00:42:01,645 --> 00:42:02,747
There's more, there's more,
there's more, there's more.

823
00:42:02,771 --> 00:42:03,813
Take a look at this.

824
00:42:04,147 --> 00:42:05,649
(Bodacia humming)

825
00:42:06,066 --> 00:42:09,694
Hey Bodacia, are
you okay in there?

826
00:42:10,028 --> 00:42:11,571
Everything's just fine.

827
00:42:11,905 --> 00:42:13,490
So, what do you think?

828
00:42:13,823 --> 00:42:15,575
Do I get the job or what?

829
00:42:15,909 --> 00:42:17,786
- You're insane.
- What job?

830
00:42:18,119 --> 00:42:20,497
You are the owner of
this bikini shop, right?

831
00:42:20,830 --> 00:42:21,933
What are you talking about?

832
00:42:21,957 --> 00:42:23,667
I'm just trying
on this bathing suit.

833
00:42:24,709 --> 00:42:26,795
Oh my God!

834
00:42:27,128 --> 00:42:29,297
Oh my God.

835
00:42:35,929 --> 00:42:37,764
I thought you said that
the owner of the shop

836
00:42:38,098 --> 00:42:39,140
was in the back!

837
00:42:39,474 --> 00:42:40,809
You must have misunderstood,

838
00:42:41,142 --> 00:42:43,186
he's in the
back parking his limo.

839
00:42:43,520 --> 00:42:45,355
Are you gonna
buy that suit or what?

840
00:42:45,689 --> 00:42:48,483
No! I wouldn't be caught dead
in anything from this store!

841
00:42:51,653 --> 00:42:52,988
(Lucki laughs)

842
00:42:53,321 --> 00:42:54,364
I'll take it.

843
00:42:57,033 --> 00:42:58,201
Now, pay attention!

844
00:42:58,535 --> 00:43:00,495
I hope you've all been
reading your manuals.

845
00:43:00,829 --> 00:43:04,583
Today we're going to be
learning "Chapter Five: CPR."

846
00:43:04,916 --> 00:43:07,127
Yes! Giving babes
mouth to mouth!

847
00:43:08,169 --> 00:43:09,409
Oh God, I'd rather be a hooker

848
00:43:09,671 --> 00:43:11,339
at a Star Trek Convention.

849
00:43:11,673 --> 00:43:15,218
- Any volunteers?
- Huh?

850
00:43:15,552 --> 00:43:17,178
Brock, you come up here!

851
00:43:21,099 --> 00:43:22,601
This isn't gonna
hurt, now is it?

852
00:43:22,934 --> 00:43:23,934
Only if we're lucky.

853
00:43:24,227 --> 00:43:27,480
Now, lay down to
simulate a possible drowning.

854
00:43:27,814 --> 00:43:29,649
Who wants to
come and revive him?

855
00:43:29,983 --> 00:43:32,110
- Oh, me!
- Out of my way, sea hag!

856
00:43:33,278 --> 00:43:34,321
Lucki, you try.

857
00:43:34,654 --> 00:43:36,489
We can all learn
from your mistakes.

858
00:43:39,826 --> 00:43:41,244
Ha-ha, Bodacia.

859
00:43:42,579 --> 00:43:43,579
What do I do?

860
00:43:43,663 --> 00:43:45,373
You check for
any signs of blockage.

861
00:43:48,001 --> 00:43:50,587
Watch out, she's gonna
try and steal your wallet.

862
00:43:52,505 --> 00:43:55,383
- Not in his shorts!
- Check his throat.

863
00:43:55,925 --> 00:43:56,926
Oh, sorry.

864
00:43:59,346 --> 00:44:01,056
I smell corn.

865
00:44:01,389 --> 00:44:02,742
- (Brock chuckles)
- I just had lunch.

866
00:44:02,766 --> 00:44:04,684
[Lucki] Does anyone
have like a breath mint?

867
00:44:05,018 --> 00:44:07,312
Must I do everything myself?

868
00:44:07,646 --> 00:44:10,398
Stand back and let a
professional show you how it's done.

869
00:44:12,317 --> 00:44:15,403
First, you block
the nasal passage.

870
00:44:15,737 --> 00:44:19,032
This gives you a
direct route of breathing.

871
00:44:19,366 --> 00:44:21,159
- Stop shoving!
- Shut up already!

872
00:44:21,951 --> 00:44:22,994
- Girls!
- (Brock exclaims)

873
00:44:23,328 --> 00:44:25,080
Pay attention for once!

874
00:44:25,955 --> 00:44:28,291
Now, does anyone
know what is next?

875
00:44:29,084 --> 00:44:31,294
You ask them if they
have medical insurance.

876
00:44:31,795 --> 00:44:32,795
- No!
- (Brock spasms)

877
00:44:32,837 --> 00:44:33,922
Then you take a deep breath

878
00:44:34,255 --> 00:44:36,257
and prepare to
blow it into his lungs.

879
00:44:39,094 --> 00:44:41,054
Now, watch and learn!

880
00:44:41,388 --> 00:44:43,848
(playful music)

881
00:44:47,727 --> 00:44:49,729
Wow, it really works.

882
00:44:52,357 --> 00:44:54,651
- Any questions?
- Where am I?

883
00:44:55,652 --> 00:44:56,945
[Woodrow] Class dismissed.

884
00:44:58,154 --> 00:45:02,367
Oh, hey everybody,
my new play opens tonight.

885
00:45:02,701 --> 00:45:05,912
It's called "Don't Tell Mom
the Babysitter's on Acid.'

886
00:45:06,246 --> 00:45:07,497
I hope you all can make it!

887
00:45:09,666 --> 00:45:11,960
You'll be able to come,
won't you, Ms. Woodrow?

888
00:45:13,169 --> 00:45:14,169
Yeah, right.

889
00:45:14,921 --> 00:45:16,601
- [Hippie] What's going on?
- (sitar music)

890
00:45:18,174 --> 00:45:20,051
(people chattering)

891
00:45:20,385 --> 00:45:21,511
Hey guys, come on now.

892
00:45:29,144 --> 00:45:30,344
Whoa, thanks for bringing me.

893
00:45:30,437 --> 00:45:32,480
I've never been
to live theater before,

894
00:45:32,814 --> 00:45:34,607
except our barnyard musicals.

895
00:45:34,941 --> 00:45:36,401
Hey, ask what character I play.

896
00:45:37,026 --> 00:45:39,279
- Uh, a scarecrow?
- You're right.

897
00:45:39,612 --> 00:45:40,989
Hey, watch this.

898
00:45:41,322 --> 00:45:44,659
Mr. Rooster, what do you
have to crow about today?

899
00:45:44,993 --> 00:45:46,786
(Brock imitates chicken)

900
00:45:47,120 --> 00:45:48,872
Okay, that's plenty, thanks.

901
00:45:49,873 --> 00:45:50,957
I wonder where Ty-Dy is.

902
00:45:53,710 --> 00:45:55,003
Hey, guys.

903
00:45:56,463 --> 00:45:57,922
I'm so glad you could make it.

904
00:45:58,882 --> 00:46:01,176
Like, who are all these
people in the audience?

905
00:46:01,509 --> 00:46:03,344
Oh, I called all these
important magazines,

906
00:46:03,678 --> 00:46:05,972
like The Reporter, so
they could review my show.

907
00:46:06,306 --> 00:46:08,099
That's how you get to Broadway.

908
00:46:08,433 --> 00:46:12,145
Hi, I'm here from the
Marijuana Growers Weekly.

909
00:46:12,479 --> 00:46:13,938
[Ty-Dy] Thanks for coming.

910
00:46:14,898 --> 00:46:17,358
(hippies chattering)

911
00:46:21,404 --> 00:46:23,281
I guess you got
the right audience.

912
00:46:23,615 --> 00:46:25,658
Oh, I am so nervous.

913
00:46:25,992 --> 00:46:27,076
I hope everybody likes it.

914
00:46:29,996 --> 00:46:32,874
- Hi, Ty-Dy.
- Oh hi, Mom!

915
00:46:33,208 --> 00:46:36,211
Ooh, I'm so excited for you.

916
00:46:36,544 --> 00:46:39,422
I'm just sorry your brother
Butterfly couldn't be here.

917
00:46:39,756 --> 00:46:40,756
Aw, that's okay.

918
00:46:43,593 --> 00:46:45,094
Mom, I want you
to meet my friends.

919
00:46:45,428 --> 00:46:48,014
This is Lucki and Brock.

920
00:46:48,348 --> 00:46:49,557
Nice to meet you.

921
00:46:51,643 --> 00:46:52,936
Do you like my costume?

922
00:46:53,269 --> 00:46:55,313
Oh, it's perfect!

923
00:46:55,647 --> 00:46:57,732
Did you know
that your babysitter

924
00:46:58,066 --> 00:47:01,444
actually dropped acid once
while she was taking care of you?

925
00:47:01,778 --> 00:47:04,697
No way. That
is like too radical.

926
00:47:05,031 --> 00:47:06,031
It's true!

927
00:47:06,908 --> 00:47:08,326
I like to think it's one reason

928
00:47:08,660 --> 00:47:10,620
why you grew up the way you did.

929
00:47:10,954 --> 00:47:12,372
(laughs)

930
00:47:12,705 --> 00:47:16,084
Wow, that puts a whole
new light on my character.

931
00:47:17,001 --> 00:47:18,086
Well, I'll see you inside.

932
00:47:18,753 --> 00:47:20,797
- Break a leg.
- Thanks.

933
00:47:21,130 --> 00:47:23,550
(audience chattering)

934
00:47:25,593 --> 00:47:28,054
(bells and chimes)

935
00:47:37,355 --> 00:47:39,023
Good luck,
Ty-Dy, you'll need it.

936
00:47:40,275 --> 00:47:42,861
(rock music)

937
00:47:48,324 --> 00:47:50,577
(Brock coughing)

938
00:47:50,910 --> 00:47:53,329
Wait a minute, I'm not ready.

939
00:47:53,663 --> 00:47:56,708
- What's my motivation?
- Not to upstage me.

940
00:48:03,298 --> 00:48:04,382
All right, Lisa.

941
00:48:04,716 --> 00:48:07,427
Now, you behave yourself
when the new babysitter gets here.

942
00:48:07,760 --> 00:48:10,054
I'm old enough to
not to need a babysitter.

943
00:48:10,388 --> 00:48:12,891
Just shut up and don't
embarrass me in front of her!

944
00:48:15,184 --> 00:48:17,562
(upbeat music)

945
00:48:20,648 --> 00:48:22,442
Like, hi.

946
00:48:22,775 --> 00:48:24,235
I'm Sandos, your babysitter.

947
00:48:24,569 --> 00:48:27,030
[Hippie] Wow,
what's going on, man?

948
00:48:29,824 --> 00:48:30,909
You're late.

949
00:48:31,242 --> 00:48:33,870
Now, let's go over a few rules.

950
00:48:34,203 --> 00:48:37,415
- No problem.
- You got any munchies?

951
00:48:37,749 --> 00:48:39,000
I'm sure we do.

952
00:48:39,334 --> 00:48:42,253
Now, no boys over here tonight,

953
00:48:42,587 --> 00:48:45,590
no loud music, and
no destructive games.

954
00:48:46,174 --> 00:48:47,508
Got it, man.

955
00:48:48,134 --> 00:48:49,928
I'm gonna be home at midnight.

956
00:48:50,261 --> 00:48:51,930
You be a good little girl.

957
00:48:52,263 --> 00:48:53,263
Bye, Mommy.

958
00:48:56,017 --> 00:48:58,478
- Peace.
- What happened to the light?

959
00:48:59,646 --> 00:49:01,564
[Hippie] What
happened to the light?

960
00:49:02,732 --> 00:49:05,401
Dude, I've got a
gnarly headache.

961
00:49:06,945 --> 00:49:08,947
What's supposed to be happening?

962
00:49:09,280 --> 00:49:10,782
I think it
symbolizes a bad trip.

963
00:49:11,115 --> 00:49:12,115
Shh!

964
00:49:13,117 --> 00:49:14,452
All right, man!

965
00:49:15,370 --> 00:49:17,830
Are you ready to
play some games?

966
00:49:18,164 --> 00:49:19,749
I wanna hear a scary story,

967
00:49:20,083 --> 00:49:21,352
like the one
about the babysitter

968
00:49:21,376 --> 00:49:24,420
and the maniac who keeps
calling her from inside the house.

969
00:49:24,754 --> 00:49:25,964
Stop ab-libbing.

970
00:49:26,297 --> 00:49:29,884
No, we're going
to be butterflies.

971
00:49:34,681 --> 00:49:37,809
Okay, first we're caterpillars,

972
00:49:39,644 --> 00:49:42,772
and now we're
spinning our cocoons

973
00:49:44,607 --> 00:49:47,110
and we're becoming
beautiful butterflies.

974
00:49:48,194 --> 00:49:52,532
Now, we're ready to break
out of our cocoons and fly.

975
00:49:53,032 --> 00:49:54,659
I don't feel like I'm flying.

976
00:49:56,494 --> 00:49:57,954
Funny, I do.

977
00:49:59,247 --> 00:50:03,084
Oh, poor Ty-Dy,
this really bites.

978
00:50:04,168 --> 00:50:05,168
(body thuds)

979
00:50:05,378 --> 00:50:06,879
[Hippie] Someone
help her up, dude.

980
00:50:07,672 --> 00:50:09,048
What was that all about?

981
00:50:09,382 --> 00:50:11,926
Oh, there will be a
five-minute intermission.

982
00:50:12,885 --> 00:50:14,679
[Hippie] Do that again.

983
00:50:15,471 --> 00:50:18,307
(audience chatter)

984
00:50:20,518 --> 00:50:22,478
- Are you okay?
- Yeah, I just couldn't see

985
00:50:22,812 --> 00:50:25,565
the edge of the
stage, it was so smoky.

986
00:50:26,524 --> 00:50:27,817
What else could go wrong?

987
00:50:28,151 --> 00:50:31,279
Ty-Dy, the actor playing
your boyfriend just called.

988
00:50:31,612 --> 00:50:32,798
He got picked up
on all his warrants,

989
00:50:32,822 --> 00:50:34,022
he can't make it here tonight.

990
00:50:34,240 --> 00:50:35,480
Oh my God, what am I gonna do?

991
00:50:35,700 --> 00:50:37,994
All these people came
to see my big opening.

992
00:50:38,327 --> 00:50:39,787
He's in the next scene.

993
00:50:40,121 --> 00:50:42,241
Hey, how come your dressing
room's larger than mine?

994
00:50:42,373 --> 00:50:43,373
I'm calling my agent.

995
00:50:43,499 --> 00:50:44,834
Hey you, shut up!

996
00:50:45,168 --> 00:50:46,711
I was in a
barnyard musical once.

997
00:50:47,045 --> 00:50:49,380
Oh, that's more
than enough experience.

998
00:50:49,714 --> 00:50:50,923
Here, follow me.

999
00:50:51,257 --> 00:50:52,467
Hey, what are you doing?

1000
00:50:52,800 --> 00:50:53,800
Um, um,

1001
00:50:54,010 --> 00:50:56,554
just try to stall everybody
and sell some of these.

1002
00:51:00,058 --> 00:51:02,060
(sitar music)

1003
00:51:03,770 --> 00:51:05,438
Munchies, anyone?

1004
00:51:05,772 --> 00:51:08,649
(hippies chattering)

1005
00:51:15,948 --> 00:51:18,159
We're ready for the second act.

1006
00:51:24,415 --> 00:51:26,501
Good, I hope it's a short one.

1007
00:51:32,173 --> 00:51:33,382
Come in.

1008
00:51:33,716 --> 00:51:36,177
(door knocking)

1009
00:51:41,641 --> 00:51:42,641
Uh, I'm here.

1010
00:51:42,934 --> 00:51:44,268
It's about time.

1011
00:51:45,436 --> 00:51:47,313
- Uh...
- groovy.

1012
00:51:48,606 --> 00:51:49,774
What a great actor.

1013
00:51:50,900 --> 00:51:52,985
He really looks stoned.

1014
00:51:53,319 --> 00:51:55,613
That's my daughter up there.

1015
00:51:55,947 --> 00:51:58,199
Oh, you must be so proud.

1016
00:52:00,868 --> 00:52:02,703
Ooh, thank you.

1017
00:52:03,037 --> 00:52:05,998
(audience chattering)

1018
00:52:14,632 --> 00:52:16,384
Are you on antacid again?

1019
00:52:17,593 --> 00:52:18,593
That's acid.

1020
00:52:19,512 --> 00:52:21,514
Uh, yeah, I am.

1021
00:52:23,015 --> 00:52:24,851
Let's lose our
inhibitions together.

1022
00:52:26,227 --> 00:52:28,813
(rock music)

1023
00:52:30,648 --> 00:52:32,900
- What are you doing?
- That's my boyfriend.

1024
00:52:47,039 --> 00:52:48,457
I'm home early.

1025
00:52:49,500 --> 00:52:50,500
(gasps)

1026
00:52:50,710 --> 00:52:53,504
Oh my God, what
is going on here?

1027
00:52:54,297 --> 00:52:56,883
Mommy, the babysitter
baked the dog in the oven.

1028
00:52:58,009 --> 00:53:00,678
What have you got to say
for yourself, young lady?

1029
00:53:04,223 --> 00:53:06,517
Hey, I'm tripping.

1030
00:53:09,145 --> 00:53:13,149
- Thank God it's over.
- At least we go some pot.

1031
00:53:13,482 --> 00:53:15,860
(hippies chattering)

1032
00:53:16,194 --> 00:53:19,071
Wanna go back to my
place and see my etchings?

1033
00:53:20,072 --> 00:53:23,159
Well, I haven't
heard that line in years.

1034
00:53:23,492 --> 00:53:25,119
(laughs)

1035
00:53:26,287 --> 00:53:28,789
(rock music continues)

1036
00:53:35,588 --> 00:53:38,132
(music fades)

1037
00:53:40,092 --> 00:53:41,652
I could never
thank you enough, Brock.

1038
00:53:41,928 --> 00:53:43,846
You really were
a lifesaver tonight.

1039
00:53:45,723 --> 00:53:46,807
You're welcome.

1040
00:53:47,141 --> 00:53:50,811
You know, Ty-Dy, you're really
kinda different than your friends,

1041
00:53:51,145 --> 00:53:53,064
Lucki and Bodacia.

1042
00:53:53,397 --> 00:53:55,942
Oh well, only one
of them is my friend,

1043
00:53:56,275 --> 00:53:58,694
but how am I different?

1044
00:53:59,779 --> 00:54:02,059
Well, you kinda remind me
of those girls from back home.

1045
00:54:02,365 --> 00:54:04,617
You're not in such a
hurry to get a guy into bed.

1046
00:54:05,618 --> 00:54:06,953
Oh, you know, Brock,

1047
00:54:07,286 --> 00:54:08,955
Lucki and I have an agreement

1048
00:54:09,288 --> 00:54:12,750
that if one of us is
already seeing a guy,

1049
00:54:13,084 --> 00:54:14,877
that the other one
doesn't go after him.

1050
00:54:15,920 --> 00:54:17,713
Well, I'm not
seeing her right now.

1051
00:54:20,174 --> 00:54:22,009
I was hoping you'd say that.

1052
00:54:22,635 --> 00:54:25,304
(romantic music)

1053
00:55:00,840 --> 00:55:03,634
(romantic music continues)

1054
00:55:13,602 --> 00:55:15,604
(Ty-Dy moaning)

1055
00:55:41,130 --> 00:55:43,632
(romantic music continues)

1056
00:55:49,555 --> 00:55:51,474
(kissing)
(moaning)

1057
00:56:22,004 --> 00:56:24,590
(Ty-Dy moaning)

1058
00:56:30,137 --> 00:56:31,857
You should have
seen it, it really sucked.

1059
00:56:31,889 --> 00:56:33,391
First, she fell
into the audience

1060
00:56:33,724 --> 00:56:36,310
and then she was making
out on stage with my boyfriend.

1061
00:56:36,644 --> 00:56:38,771
Whoa, I'm really
sorry I missed it now.

1062
00:56:41,232 --> 00:56:43,943
Don't forget I like extra
mustard on my corn dog.

1063
00:56:44,276 --> 00:56:45,403
Okay, I'll be right back.

1064
00:56:47,780 --> 00:56:49,865
- Hey, guys.
- Hi.

1065
00:56:50,199 --> 00:56:51,826
Smile if you had
some last night.

1066
00:56:54,787 --> 00:56:55,454
Hey, I bought just one.

1067
00:56:55,788 --> 00:56:57,039
I thought we could share it.

1068
00:56:57,373 --> 00:56:59,458
Oh my God, it's
worse than I thought.

1069
00:57:00,876 --> 00:57:01,876
What happened here?

1070
00:57:02,169 --> 00:57:03,838
Don't even bother asking.

1071
00:57:04,171 --> 00:57:07,258
Today we're going to learn
"Chapter Seven: Teamwork."

1072
00:57:07,591 --> 00:57:08,926
Teamwork, yeah right.

1073
00:57:10,010 --> 00:57:11,846
Lucki, shut up!

1074
00:57:12,179 --> 00:57:14,056
Now, I'm going to
assign you to work in pairs

1075
00:57:14,390 --> 00:57:16,183
at lifeguard
stations along the shore.

1076
00:57:16,517 --> 00:57:18,144
This will be your temporary duty

1077
00:57:18,477 --> 00:57:22,565
during which time you will
act like full-fledged lifeguards.

1078
00:57:22,898 --> 00:57:26,026
Yes, can we give babes
mouth to mouth if necessary?

1079
00:57:26,360 --> 00:57:29,280
Yes, but you're on your
own if they fight back!

1080
00:57:29,655 --> 00:57:30,656
Cool!

1081
00:57:32,199 --> 00:57:33,951
Now, choose your
team partners now

1082
00:57:34,285 --> 00:57:35,828
or one will be assigned to you.

1083
00:57:36,162 --> 00:57:37,538
That's the easy part.

1084
00:57:40,332 --> 00:57:42,585
Thanks a lot for
stealing my boyfriend.

1085
00:57:42,918 --> 00:57:45,254
Since when did he
become your boyfriend?

1086
00:57:45,588 --> 00:57:47,673
Since you started chasing him.

1087
00:57:48,132 --> 00:57:50,134
Oh Lucki, grow up!

1088
00:57:50,468 --> 00:57:53,053
You can have all the
rotten apples you want.

1089
00:57:53,387 --> 00:57:55,639
I just happen to have
taken the last peach.

1090
00:57:56,307 --> 00:57:58,392
Show business
sure has changed you.

1091
00:57:58,893 --> 00:58:00,561
I thought you were my friend.

1092
00:58:02,062 --> 00:58:03,062
(corn dog splatting)

1093
00:58:03,272 --> 00:58:04,272
Ew!

1094
00:58:04,398 --> 00:58:06,734
(twangy music)

1095
00:58:29,590 --> 00:58:33,552
So, when she fell off the stage,

1096
00:58:33,886 --> 00:58:35,221
did she land on anyone?

1097
00:58:35,554 --> 00:58:36,680
Oh, who cares?

1098
00:58:37,681 --> 00:58:40,267
What a lousy summer
this is turning into.

1099
00:58:40,601 --> 00:58:42,770
If Ty-Dy gets Brock
and Bodacia gets Dek,

1100
00:58:43,103 --> 00:58:44,563
who does that leave me with?

1101
00:58:44,897 --> 00:58:46,857
Where am I gonna find
a guy to hang out with?

1102
00:58:47,191 --> 00:58:49,276
Who do I call when I'm horny?

1103
00:58:49,610 --> 00:58:51,862
Maybe you're just
overlooking the obvious.

1104
00:58:52,947 --> 00:58:55,407
Stop pointing to
yourself so much.

1105
00:58:55,866 --> 00:58:57,576
Do you think what
she did was right?

1106
00:58:58,702 --> 00:59:00,829
Well, think about that guy.

1107
00:59:02,081 --> 00:59:04,959
He can't carry on a
conversation unless it's about corn.

1108
00:59:06,126 --> 00:59:07,545
She'll tire of him
before the week,

1109
00:59:07,878 --> 00:59:10,297
hell, before the day is over.

1110
00:59:10,631 --> 00:59:11,799
Then you'll have him back.

1111
00:59:12,132 --> 00:59:13,217
I don't want him.

1112
00:59:14,552 --> 00:59:15,803
Then, what's the problem?

1113
00:59:16,262 --> 00:59:17,846
I don't want her to have him.

1114
00:59:18,264 --> 00:59:19,848
Augh! She
makes me so mad!

1115
00:59:20,766 --> 00:59:22,685
So, are we doing your
play again tonight?

1116
00:59:23,018 --> 00:59:24,937
No, it was one performance only.

1117
00:59:25,271 --> 00:59:27,314
Too bad, I was really
getting into character.

1118
00:59:27,648 --> 00:59:29,733
Yunno, next time
I'll remember to knock

1119
00:59:30,067 --> 00:59:31,527
before you say come in.

1120
00:59:31,860 --> 00:59:33,153
That would be a good idea.

1121
00:59:33,487 --> 00:59:35,072
Hey, you wanna
do something later?

1122
00:59:35,614 --> 00:59:37,157
Sure, like what?

1123
00:59:37,491 --> 00:59:39,771
Well, you know, I hear
there's this corn husking contest

1124
00:59:39,827 --> 00:59:41,829
down at the local
country western bar.

1125
00:59:42,162 --> 00:59:44,832
I don't know, it
sounds kinda dull.

1126
00:59:45,165 --> 00:59:47,376
Well, how do you know
if you've never tried it?

1127
00:59:48,669 --> 00:59:50,504
Lifeguard, I need CPR!

1128
00:59:51,505 --> 00:59:53,257
Call 911.

1129
00:59:54,842 --> 00:59:56,343
(dramatic music)

1130
00:59:56,677 --> 00:59:58,721
[Bambi] Someone help me!

1131
00:59:59,054 --> 01:00:00,848
Help! Help!

1132
01:00:02,474 --> 01:00:04,810
Help! Help!

1133
01:00:06,895 --> 01:00:08,063
Help!

1134
01:00:11,775 --> 01:00:13,402
Help!
(coughing)

1135
01:00:21,744 --> 01:00:23,871
Oh my God, what do we do now?

1136
01:00:24,204 --> 01:00:25,998
Mouth to mouth,
we learned it already.

1137
01:00:34,006 --> 01:00:36,675
(Bambi coughing)

1138
01:00:38,677 --> 01:00:40,387
- What happened?
- Where am I?

1139
01:00:40,721 --> 01:00:42,473
It's all right,
you're gonna be okay.

1140
01:00:44,141 --> 01:00:45,559
You saved my life.

1141
01:00:45,893 --> 01:00:47,061
All in a day's work.

1142
01:00:48,729 --> 01:00:51,148
Wait a minute, you're
that guy that tripped me

1143
01:00:51,482 --> 01:00:53,025
when I was rollerblading.

1144
01:00:53,359 --> 01:00:54,479
- I oughta--
- Hey, watch it,

1145
01:00:54,652 --> 01:00:55,861
I just saved your life.

1146
01:00:58,530 --> 01:01:00,240
Then I guess we've even?

1147
01:01:00,574 --> 01:01:01,992
So we can be friends now?

1148
01:01:03,243 --> 01:01:06,163
I guess you didn't get
your credit card bill yet.

1149
01:01:08,082 --> 01:01:10,584
- Friends?
- Friends.

1150
01:01:11,627 --> 01:01:14,129
(gentle music)

1151
01:01:26,850 --> 01:01:28,769
(surf crashing)

1152
01:01:50,124 --> 01:01:52,793
(gentle music continues)
(surf crashing)

1153
01:02:40,299 --> 01:02:42,885
(mellow music)

1154
01:02:43,635 --> 01:02:45,763
(door chime ringing)

1155
01:02:47,389 --> 01:02:48,389
Hi, Lucki.

1156
01:02:48,599 --> 01:02:50,350
I'm busy with the
new shipment of thongs,

1157
01:02:50,684 --> 01:02:51,684
what do you want?

1158
01:02:52,478 --> 01:02:55,189
I'm really sorry
about last night.

1159
01:02:55,522 --> 01:02:57,566
I hope it doesn't come
between us as friends.

1160
01:02:58,692 --> 01:03:00,944
I guess I just got all
wrapped up in my show.

1161
01:03:01,570 --> 01:03:04,031
Wrapped up my
boyfriend is more accurate.

1162
01:03:05,365 --> 01:03:07,242
I know, he was your date

1163
01:03:07,576 --> 01:03:09,369
and I had no right
to go out with him.

1164
01:03:10,913 --> 01:03:12,164
It's very adult of you.

1165
01:03:12,498 --> 01:03:14,249
What made you
come to your senses?

1166
01:03:15,459 --> 01:03:17,294
About an hour and a
half of hearing about

1167
01:03:17,628 --> 01:03:19,546
a corn husking festival.

1168
01:03:19,880 --> 01:03:20,880
He's all yours.

1169
01:03:21,757 --> 01:03:23,425
I've made other plans.

1170
01:03:27,387 --> 01:03:28,722
What do you think of this one?

1171
01:03:29,056 --> 01:03:31,767
Oh, that looks nice.

1172
01:03:33,477 --> 01:03:36,647
I'm helping Dek pick a new
swimsuit for lifeguard duty.

1173
01:03:38,106 --> 01:03:39,900
It's just one of
the perks of the job.

1174
01:03:40,984 --> 01:03:42,152
So I see.

1175
01:03:43,070 --> 01:03:45,405
All right, enough peeking!

1176
01:03:45,739 --> 01:03:48,575
Oh Dek, let me help
you with the next one!

1177
01:03:48,909 --> 01:03:50,118
Watch the counter, will you?

1178
01:03:52,120 --> 01:03:54,790
(mellow music continues)

1179
01:04:00,504 --> 01:04:02,047
Lucki, what are you doing?

1180
01:04:03,882 --> 01:04:05,008
Don't tease me,

1181
01:04:05,342 --> 01:04:08,637
I've wanted you since
the first day you came by.

1182
01:04:08,971 --> 01:04:10,011
This is hardly the place.

1183
01:04:10,264 --> 01:04:12,224
Don't worry, I've got
everything taken care of.

1184
01:04:12,558 --> 01:04:13,892
What if somebody walks in on us?

1185
01:04:27,823 --> 01:04:29,074
(divider thuds)

1186
01:04:29,408 --> 01:04:31,201
(glass shatters)

1187
01:04:34,454 --> 01:04:36,498
Did you feel that aftershock?

1188
01:04:38,083 --> 01:04:41,587
As you know, this class
comes to an end next week!

1189
01:04:41,920 --> 01:04:44,131
There are only enough
positions on the lifeguard staff

1190
01:04:44,464 --> 01:04:45,883
to accommodate half of you.

1191
01:04:46,216 --> 01:04:47,467
If the decision were up to me,

1192
01:04:47,801 --> 01:04:49,428
none of you would be on it!

1193
01:04:49,761 --> 01:04:50,262
What do you mean?

1194
01:04:50,596 --> 01:04:52,097
I saved someone's
life yesterday.

1195
01:04:52,431 --> 01:04:54,433
Don't interrupt me
when I'm speaking!

1196
01:04:54,766 --> 01:04:57,436
As I said, the
decision is not up to me.

1197
01:04:57,769 --> 01:04:59,354
Well, is it, like, up to Dek?

1198
01:04:59,688 --> 01:05:02,149
Because if it is, then there
should be a slot for me.

1199
01:05:02,482 --> 01:05:04,151
What's that supposed to mean?

1200
01:05:04,484 --> 01:05:06,403
Actually, it's not
up to me either.

1201
01:05:06,737 --> 01:05:08,196
Oh, too bad.

1202
01:05:08,530 --> 01:05:10,574
Every year we have a
three-part competition

1203
01:05:10,908 --> 01:05:12,826
to select the next
group of lifeguards.

1204
01:05:13,160 --> 01:05:14,328
The winners get the job,

1205
01:05:14,661 --> 01:05:16,955
the losers get to pursue
other pointless careers,

1206
01:05:17,289 --> 01:05:20,417
such as mud wrestling
or working in a bikini shop.

1207
01:05:20,751 --> 01:05:22,961
Hey, I work in a bikini shop!

1208
01:05:23,295 --> 01:05:25,297
Yeah, and I used to mud wrestle!

1209
01:05:26,715 --> 01:05:29,718
Then you won't be
disappointed when you lose.

1210
01:05:31,678 --> 01:05:33,038
The first part of
the competition

1211
01:05:33,305 --> 01:05:34,640
is a fundraiser for charity.

1212
01:05:34,973 --> 01:05:38,477
Whichever team brings in the
most money wins that event!

1213
01:05:38,810 --> 01:05:39,311
Hey, Bodacia,

1214
01:05:39,645 --> 01:05:41,772
maybe you could sell
some copies of your calendar.

1215
01:05:42,105 --> 01:05:43,899
Oh God, and give
the proceeds to charity?

1216
01:05:44,232 --> 01:05:46,485
You've got to be kidding me.

1217
01:05:46,818 --> 01:05:48,820
The second event
is beach conservation.

1218
01:05:49,154 --> 01:05:51,034
Each team will determine
a problem that they see

1219
01:05:51,323 --> 01:05:53,083
and then they're gonna
go about improving it.

1220
01:05:53,283 --> 01:05:54,701
- Conservation?
- I don't get it.

1221
01:05:55,035 --> 01:05:58,580
You know, like if birds
are eating your corn,

1222
01:05:58,914 --> 01:05:59,914
you put up a scarecrow.

1223
01:06:00,040 --> 01:06:03,335
Oh, okay, now I understand.

1224
01:06:03,669 --> 01:06:06,004
The final event is
the obstacle course.

1225
01:06:06,338 --> 01:06:08,418
The two teams compete
head to head against each other

1226
01:06:08,590 --> 01:06:09,675
to decide the winner.

1227
01:06:10,008 --> 01:06:11,648
The obstacle course
is the most grueling

1228
01:06:11,677 --> 01:06:12,677
of all the events.

1229
01:06:12,844 --> 01:06:14,197
There's a possibility
one of your teams

1230
01:06:14,221 --> 01:06:15,514
may not reach the finish line.

1231
01:06:15,847 --> 01:06:17,766
That's right, but the
winning team captain

1232
01:06:18,100 --> 01:06:20,727
gets to take home
the victory medal.

1233
01:06:21,061 --> 01:06:22,521
Oh my God, that's it!

1234
01:06:23,438 --> 01:06:24,898
I can be photographed
with that medal

1235
01:06:25,232 --> 01:06:27,359
for the cover of
my new calendar.

1236
01:06:27,693 --> 01:06:28,735
I can see it now,

1237
01:06:29,069 --> 01:06:33,824
"Twelve Months of
Bodacia: Queen of the Beach."

1238
01:06:35,033 --> 01:06:37,619
Ugh, I'm gonna be sick.

1239
01:06:37,953 --> 01:06:40,455
Besides the medal, the
winner will work alongside me

1240
01:06:40,789 --> 01:06:42,165
throughout the
rest of the summer.

1241
01:06:42,499 --> 01:06:43,875
Oh, I'm feeling better.

1242
01:06:44,209 --> 01:06:47,254
So, who wants to be
the two team captains?

1243
01:06:48,296 --> 01:06:49,336
You're wasting your time!

1244
01:06:49,631 --> 01:06:50,966
Shut up, you beach hoe!

1245
01:06:52,175 --> 01:06:54,428
Okay, Lucki and Bodacia.

1246
01:06:54,761 --> 01:06:56,805
The competition starts
one week from today,

1247
01:06:57,139 --> 01:06:59,307
so choose your team members now!

1248
01:07:03,145 --> 01:07:04,229
Um,

1249
01:07:04,563 --> 01:07:07,190
we're gonna be
called Bikini Wax.

1250
01:07:07,524 --> 01:07:10,610
Oh, and Bodacia, good luck.

1251
01:07:10,944 --> 01:07:12,824
Well, we're going to
be called The Tidal Waves

1252
01:07:12,946 --> 01:07:15,186
and we're going to mop the
coastline with your bleached--

1253
01:07:15,240 --> 01:07:16,867
Knock it off, you two!

1254
01:07:18,035 --> 01:07:21,496
Honestly, if I can't qualify
for job-related stress,

1255
01:07:21,830 --> 01:07:23,457
then who can?

1256
01:07:23,790 --> 01:07:27,586
Okay, go for that one, bonehead!

1257
01:07:27,919 --> 01:07:30,672
(Bodacia laughs)
Nice try, not!

1258
01:07:34,051 --> 01:07:35,802
Aren't you
worried she's gonna win?

1259
01:07:36,136 --> 01:07:38,263
You know how good
she is at volleyball.

1260
01:07:38,597 --> 01:07:41,767
Yeah, I already bet
five bucks on their team.

1261
01:07:42,100 --> 01:07:43,602
Thanks for the
vote of confidence,

1262
01:07:43,935 --> 01:07:45,812
but I have a secret weapon.

1263
01:07:46,146 --> 01:07:47,189
Dek's coming by later,

1264
01:07:47,522 --> 01:07:50,108
and I have ways of prying
information out of him.

1265
01:07:52,235 --> 01:07:53,653
[Surfer] Gnarly.

1266
01:07:55,113 --> 01:07:57,741
The hell with
sportsmanship and fair play.

1267
01:07:58,784 --> 01:08:02,245
I want that medal right
here where it belongs now!

1268
01:08:02,579 --> 01:08:04,659
Could I get another look
where you want that medal?

1269
01:08:04,873 --> 01:08:07,125
Knock it off, you pervert,
and just pay attention.

1270
01:08:07,459 --> 01:08:08,459
We have just three events

1271
01:08:08,752 --> 01:08:11,713
and we can't afford to
lose more than one.

1272
01:08:12,047 --> 01:08:13,247
I've already taken the liberty

1273
01:08:13,340 --> 01:08:14,925
of deciding on our fundraiser.

1274
01:08:15,258 --> 01:08:17,886
Hey, maybe we could have
people bob for corn on the cob

1275
01:08:18,220 --> 01:08:19,262
and charge admission.

1276
01:08:19,596 --> 01:08:20,889
Oh, get a clue.

1277
01:08:21,223 --> 01:08:24,142
No, we're going to organize
an organic food booth.

1278
01:08:24,476 --> 01:08:27,395
I'm sure the beachgoers
will love health food.

1279
01:08:27,729 --> 01:08:29,409
Hey, you're not gonna
make that same food

1280
01:08:29,648 --> 01:08:31,568
that you tried to feed
me the other day, are you?

1281
01:08:31,858 --> 01:08:33,819
Yes, much more.

1282
01:08:34,152 --> 01:08:35,278
With any luck,

1283
01:08:35,612 --> 01:08:38,490
stupid Ty-Dy is gonna
do some performance art.

1284
01:08:38,949 --> 01:08:40,992
Yeah, but what about
the conservation event?

1285
01:08:42,077 --> 01:08:44,121
Oh yeah, so let's see.

1286
01:08:45,747 --> 01:08:48,375
We're gonna have to think
of something really preachy

1287
01:08:48,708 --> 01:08:50,168
and self-righteous.

1288
01:08:50,502 --> 01:08:52,838
That way people can pretend
that they really care about it

1289
01:08:53,171 --> 01:08:56,383
and give it a lot of lip
service and do nothing about it.

1290
01:08:56,716 --> 01:08:59,094
Oh!
Oh, yuck!

1291
01:08:59,719 --> 01:09:00,345
Will you look at this?

1292
01:09:00,679 --> 01:09:01,679
- What is that?
- Oh God.

1293
01:09:03,306 --> 01:09:05,100
It's a fish
covered in crude oil.

1294
01:09:05,433 --> 01:09:08,770
It's disgusting,
it's vile, it's...

1295
01:09:09,104 --> 01:09:11,398
Wait, it's just what we need.

1296
01:09:11,731 --> 01:09:12,731
It is?

1297
01:09:14,484 --> 01:09:16,361
This could be
our conservation event.

1298
01:09:17,320 --> 01:09:19,781
Cleaning off sea
life from oil spills.

1299
01:09:20,782 --> 01:09:23,285
Oh my God, am
I a genius or what?

1300
01:09:23,618 --> 01:09:26,371
- What?
- I am gonna find out

1301
01:09:26,705 --> 01:09:28,248
who cleans off this oil

1302
01:09:28,582 --> 01:09:31,376
and that medal is
as good as mine, hah!

1303
01:09:33,753 --> 01:09:34,838
Ew.

1304
01:09:35,463 --> 01:09:36,965
Oh Lucki, please?

1305
01:09:37,299 --> 01:09:38,425
Just one encore performance,

1306
01:09:38,758 --> 01:09:40,677
of "Don't Tell Mom
the Babysitter's on Acid?"

1307
01:09:41,011 --> 01:09:43,096
It would be the
perfect fundraiser.

1308
01:09:43,430 --> 01:09:44,639
A thousand times no!

1309
01:09:44,973 --> 01:09:47,017
I wanna win this competition.

1310
01:09:47,350 --> 01:09:49,019
Gotta come up
with something better.

1311
01:09:49,352 --> 01:09:51,146
- Can you help me here?
- In a minute.

1312
01:09:51,479 --> 01:09:52,480
I just need a hand.

1313
01:09:53,398 --> 01:09:54,900
In a second.

1314
01:09:55,442 --> 01:09:58,361
That's it!
Hands Across Lucki!

1315
01:09:58,695 --> 01:10:02,407
Guys can pay five dollars each
to put their hands across my body.

1316
01:10:03,658 --> 01:10:05,911
Oh, I can't wait until
they reach the equator.

1317
01:10:06,244 --> 01:10:08,830
- That's disgusting.
- Thanks.

1318
01:10:09,164 --> 01:10:10,332
What was it that you needed?

1319
01:10:11,333 --> 01:10:14,044
I was looking for the
smallest legal bathing suit

1320
01:10:14,377 --> 01:10:14,878
that you have.

1321
01:10:15,212 --> 01:10:18,882
I wanna get an all-over tan
without getting arrested.

1322
01:10:19,216 --> 01:10:22,135
That's it! The
answer to our prayers!

1323
01:10:22,469 --> 01:10:25,263
Honey, you can have anything
you want on the house.

1324
01:10:25,597 --> 01:10:27,974
- Gee, thanks!
- You crazy woman.

1325
01:10:32,187 --> 01:10:35,440
- Lucki, what are you doing?
- Have you lost your mind?

1326
01:10:35,774 --> 01:10:38,652
She just gave us the idea
we've been looking for.

1327
01:10:38,985 --> 01:10:41,905
What? Giving
away bikinis for free?

1328
01:10:42,239 --> 01:10:43,239
Trust me on this.

1329
01:10:43,490 --> 01:10:46,743
If Crucial comes up with
a good conservation event,

1330
01:10:47,077 --> 01:10:48,954
we've got the
competition cinched.

1331
01:10:50,705 --> 01:10:52,666
Stop it,
Lucki! Stop it!

1332
01:10:53,291 --> 01:10:55,043
Oh please, just one hint.

1333
01:10:56,294 --> 01:10:58,231
I'm not gonna tell you
what's on the obstacle course.

1334
01:10:58,255 --> 01:10:59,255
Just one clue.

1335
01:10:59,297 --> 01:11:01,758
If there's swimming
on the obstacle course,

1336
01:11:02,092 --> 01:11:04,469
then roll your
head around like this.

1337
01:11:04,803 --> 01:11:06,304
And if there's mouth to mouth,

1338
01:11:06,638 --> 01:11:08,473
then pat your head with one hand

1339
01:11:08,807 --> 01:11:10,183
and your stomach with the other.

1340
01:11:11,226 --> 01:11:12,852
This is ridiculous.

1341
01:11:13,186 --> 01:11:14,186
Oh please?

1342
01:11:14,229 --> 01:11:18,191
You don't want Bodacia
to win and work with you.

1343
01:11:18,525 --> 01:11:20,318
Come on, you know
I wanna see you win,

1344
01:11:20,652 --> 01:11:22,732
but the decision is based
on who's the most qualified

1345
01:11:22,821 --> 01:11:24,261
for the job, not
who gives the best--

1346
01:11:24,322 --> 01:11:25,824
I get the idea.

1347
01:11:26,157 --> 01:11:28,660
I just have to win,
it's a personal vendetta.

1348
01:11:28,994 --> 01:11:31,204
So, what happened
to chasing Mr. Cornfed?

1349
01:11:31,538 --> 01:11:33,331
Maybe something
better came along.

1350
01:11:37,043 --> 01:11:40,463
Wait a minute, your psycho
roommate's not around, is she?

1351
01:11:40,797 --> 01:11:43,174
Don't worry, she's
gone for the night.

1352
01:11:43,508 --> 01:11:46,094
The water's fine, let's dive in.

1353
01:11:46,428 --> 01:11:48,805
(upbeat music)

1354
01:11:54,352 --> 01:11:56,271
(unzipping)

1355
01:12:03,486 --> 01:12:05,405
(kissing)

1356
01:12:12,829 --> 01:12:15,415
(Lucki moaning)

1357
01:12:38,313 --> 01:12:40,774
(people chattering)

1358
01:12:44,402 --> 01:12:46,905
Cut out the noise, c'mon.

1359
01:12:47,989 --> 01:12:50,658
- Quite a turnout this year!
- I'll say.

1360
01:12:50,992 --> 01:12:54,621
I've never seen two teams
more anxious to win before either.

1361
01:12:54,954 --> 01:12:58,416
- [Volleyball Player]
- Toss it here!

1362
01:12:59,751 --> 01:13:01,836
Step right up and
get the healthiest food

1363
01:13:02,170 --> 01:13:04,255
that you've ever
had in your whole life!

1364
01:13:04,589 --> 01:13:06,549
It's a taste sensation,

1365
01:13:06,883 --> 01:13:08,510
and all the
proceeds go to charity.

1366
01:13:09,427 --> 01:13:10,553
Uh, what's in this?

1367
01:13:10,887 --> 01:13:11,887
Oh, it's scrumptious.

1368
01:13:12,013 --> 01:13:16,643
It's a seaweed, carob,
and wheat paste shake.

1369
01:13:17,727 --> 01:13:19,646
Uhh, it doesn't sound very good.

1370
01:13:19,979 --> 01:13:22,524
Oh no, no, no, you
couldn't be more wrong.

1371
01:13:22,857 --> 01:13:23,983
Look, why don't you try some

1372
01:13:24,317 --> 01:13:25,860
and show them
what they're missing.

1373
01:13:26,194 --> 01:13:27,194
I'm not thirsty, really.

1374
01:13:27,404 --> 01:13:28,404
Drink it!

1375
01:13:33,493 --> 01:13:35,036
It's delicious, really.

1376
01:13:36,371 --> 01:13:39,541
See? So, who's
man enough to buy one?

1377
01:13:42,794 --> 01:13:45,547
- Not me.
- Go out there

1378
01:13:45,880 --> 01:13:47,382
and pretend you're a customer.

1379
01:13:47,715 --> 01:13:51,177
- What?
- You heard me, do it!

1380
01:13:56,099 --> 01:13:59,144
I'd to try one of
those drinks, young lady.

1381
01:13:59,477 --> 01:14:00,854
See, this weakling here

1382
01:14:01,187 --> 01:14:02,939
would like to try my
delicious health drink

1383
01:14:03,273 --> 01:14:07,485
and become big and strong,
just like you all should, yeah?

1384
01:14:07,819 --> 01:14:10,488
So, drink it all down.

1385
01:14:10,822 --> 01:14:11,822
Do I get a kiss first?

1386
01:14:12,073 --> 01:14:14,451
No, but you get a belt
in the mouth if you don't.

1387
01:14:17,454 --> 01:14:20,206
See? Don't you just
feel healthier already?

1388
01:14:20,957 --> 01:14:22,333
(gagging sound)

1389
01:14:24,127 --> 01:14:26,504
I was wondering,
do you drink this stuff?

1390
01:14:26,838 --> 01:14:27,881
I sure do,

1391
01:14:28,214 --> 01:14:30,091
every day.

1392
01:14:30,467 --> 01:14:33,678
If you look like that,
make mine a double.

1393
01:14:34,012 --> 01:14:35,472
Now we're
talking! Here you go.

1394
01:14:41,060 --> 01:14:41,728
(record scratch)

1395
01:14:42,061 --> 01:14:43,313
Attention people!

1396
01:14:43,646 --> 01:14:47,317
Step right up to the smallest
legal bathing suit contest!

1397
01:14:48,276 --> 01:14:51,696
Bathing suits so small
you won't believe your eyes!

1398
01:14:52,030 --> 01:14:53,573
Smaller than
you've ever imagined.

1399
01:14:53,907 --> 01:14:55,147
It's not for the weak at heart,

1400
01:14:55,408 --> 01:14:57,702
so step right up,
tickets are going fast.

1401
01:14:59,787 --> 01:15:02,207
- Come on, let's go.
- Oh man, we cannot miss this.

1402
01:15:02,540 --> 01:15:04,667
[Lucki] Hey, hurry, hurry!

1403
01:15:05,585 --> 01:15:08,838
- I don't feel so good.
- Yeah, me neither.

1404
01:15:09,172 --> 01:15:11,508
Shut up, can't you see
we lost all our business?

1405
01:15:11,841 --> 01:15:14,469
(people cheering)

1406
01:15:15,803 --> 01:15:17,347
I think I need to lie down.

1407
01:15:17,680 --> 01:15:18,181
Just do what you want,

1408
01:15:18,515 --> 01:15:20,767
but be ready for the
next event, you got that?

1409
01:15:21,100 --> 01:15:23,937
I'm gonna put a
stop to this right now.

1410
01:15:26,940 --> 01:15:29,442
Hey, bring us back
some pictures of the winner!

1411
01:15:30,818 --> 01:15:34,239
So, what do you
think of our contestants?

1412
01:15:34,572 --> 01:15:37,325
(people cheering)
(lively music)

1413
01:15:45,917 --> 01:15:47,418
Merciful heavens!

1414
01:16:10,191 --> 01:16:13,528
(lively music continues)

1415
01:16:31,546 --> 01:16:33,965
[Lucki] Work
it, girl! Yeah!

1416
01:16:38,928 --> 01:16:40,930
Give me the microphone!

1417
01:16:41,889 --> 01:16:43,725
(record scratch)

1418
01:16:45,393 --> 01:16:47,395
All right, who's in charge here?

1419
01:16:47,729 --> 01:16:49,230
Uh, I am.

1420
01:16:49,564 --> 01:16:51,190
Well, we received
an anonymous tip

1421
01:16:51,524 --> 01:16:54,319
that there was a smallest
legal bathing suit contest.

1422
01:16:54,652 --> 01:16:55,862
Is that true?

1423
01:16:56,195 --> 01:16:58,615
Actually, it's the
teeny-weenie bikini contest,

1424
01:16:58,948 --> 01:17:02,285
but I thought I saw a couple
over there doing the Lambada,

1425
01:17:02,619 --> 01:17:04,287
isn't that the forbidden dance?

1426
01:17:04,621 --> 01:17:05,705
Cut the crap.

1427
01:17:06,039 --> 01:17:07,206
Now, proceed as you were.

1428
01:17:07,540 --> 01:17:09,260
We will arrest anyone
who has a bathing suit

1429
01:17:09,500 --> 01:17:11,753
that is smaller
than the law allows.

1430
01:17:13,212 --> 01:17:17,884
And I hope no one in this
audience is drinking beer.

1431
01:17:18,217 --> 01:17:19,802
Uh...

1432
01:17:20,136 --> 01:17:21,763
Stall them.

1433
01:17:25,516 --> 01:17:28,144
Is there a Seymour Butts here?

1434
01:17:28,478 --> 01:17:30,647
Come on everyone,
I wanna Seymour Butts!

1435
01:17:32,106 --> 01:17:34,400
- Hey, hey, hey, you!
- Yeah, you too.

1436
01:17:35,652 --> 01:17:38,863
Give it. Come on,
come on, come on.

1437
01:17:39,197 --> 01:17:40,197
Let's go! Now!

1438
01:17:42,659 --> 01:17:43,779
I just don't understand it.

1439
01:17:43,868 --> 01:17:46,496
Who would be so spiteful
to call the cops on us?

1440
01:17:46,829 --> 01:17:48,581
I mean, what two-bit, conniving,

1441
01:17:48,915 --> 01:17:51,459
lowlife would wanna ruin a
harmless fundraising event

1442
01:17:51,793 --> 01:17:53,086
like this one?

1443
01:17:53,419 --> 01:17:58,216
- Turn around.
- Bodacia! I smell a rat!

1444
01:17:59,384 --> 01:18:00,885
Go ahead with
your little contest.

1445
01:18:01,219 --> 01:18:03,638
It'll just be more
official this way.

1446
01:18:03,971 --> 01:18:05,473
I'll get you for this!

1447
01:18:10,687 --> 01:18:12,689
All the girls on stage
are wearing bathing suits

1448
01:18:13,022 --> 01:18:14,622
from my bikini shop.
(applause, cheering)

1449
01:18:15,692 --> 01:18:17,318
Oh, and by he way, officer,

1450
01:18:17,652 --> 01:18:19,779
she was sunbathing
topless the other day.

1451
01:18:20,113 --> 01:18:22,365
Isn't that a parole violation?

1452
01:18:22,699 --> 01:18:24,909
What? I never
sunbathe topless.

1453
01:18:25,243 --> 01:18:27,203
- Excuse me?
- You do in my dreams.

1454
01:18:28,454 --> 01:18:30,581
- Let's get started.
- (upbeat music)

1455
01:18:31,040 --> 01:18:34,460
Contestant number one, Ginger.

1456
01:18:34,794 --> 01:18:39,215
She is wearing the Eager Beaver.

1457
01:18:39,549 --> 01:18:42,760
Oh ho, butt
floss. Disqualified!

1458
01:18:43,094 --> 01:18:44,929
Young lady, what
would your mother think?

1459
01:18:51,185 --> 01:18:53,187
Oh, sorry about that, Ginger.

1460
01:18:53,521 --> 01:18:55,398
Our second contestant is Josie.

1461
01:18:55,732 --> 01:18:57,172
Doesn't she look
smart in Big Assets?

1462
01:19:01,446 --> 01:19:04,365
Oh ho, camel
toes. Disqualified!

1463
01:19:04,699 --> 01:19:05,699
Arrest her.

1464
01:19:05,742 --> 01:19:08,578
- You too, let's go.
- Come on, over here.

1465
01:19:08,911 --> 01:19:11,247
I guess you should have
done your research first.

1466
01:19:13,166 --> 01:19:15,460
Uh, next we have Heidi,

1467
01:19:15,793 --> 01:19:19,338
and she's modeling our
new suit called Double Vision.

1468
01:19:22,884 --> 01:19:25,261
(crowd cheering)

1469
01:19:25,595 --> 01:19:27,722
That is smaller
than your bikini wax!

1470
01:19:28,055 --> 01:19:30,725
- Disqualified!
- All right.

1471
01:19:31,809 --> 01:19:35,563
- Aw.
- Sorry about that, girls.

1472
01:19:35,897 --> 01:19:37,023
We'll post your bail.

1473
01:19:39,108 --> 01:19:40,485
Oh, and next we have--

1474
01:19:41,694 --> 01:19:43,404
[Both] No, no no.

1475
01:19:44,614 --> 01:19:45,865
What are we gonna do now?

1476
01:19:46,199 --> 01:19:48,075
(Bodacia laughing)

1477
01:19:48,409 --> 01:19:51,996
I'd like to be a
last minute contestant.

1478
01:19:52,330 --> 01:19:53,330
- What?
- You heard me.

1479
01:19:53,581 --> 01:19:54,665
You see, unlike the others,

1480
01:19:54,999 --> 01:19:58,628
my bathing suit is the
smallest allowed by law.

1481
01:19:58,961 --> 01:20:00,129
So, what do you think, guys?

1482
01:20:00,463 --> 01:20:02,131
(crowd cheering)

1483
01:20:02,465 --> 01:20:04,967
Never less than a
half an inch wide.

1484
01:20:05,301 --> 01:20:06,427
Perfectly legal.

1485
01:20:07,845 --> 01:20:10,097
- Hey, watch it!
- Sorry.

1486
01:20:11,265 --> 01:20:14,894
Yeah, let's hear it
for Bovina the beach hoe!

1487
01:20:15,228 --> 01:20:17,605
(audience cheering)

1488
01:20:18,314 --> 01:20:20,775
- What?
- That is Bodacia.

1489
01:20:21,859 --> 01:20:24,570
And be sure to look for my
calendar out later this fall.

1490
01:20:28,115 --> 01:20:29,867
So, am I the winner or what?

1491
01:20:30,201 --> 01:20:31,553
Actually, the
winner is determined

1492
01:20:31,577 --> 01:20:33,913
by whichever team brought
in the most money for charity.

1493
01:20:34,247 --> 01:20:36,499
Your health food
booth earned six dollars.

1494
01:20:37,416 --> 01:20:40,044
The bikini contest earned $240,

1495
01:20:40,378 --> 01:20:42,338
so the winner of
the first round goes

1496
01:20:42,672 --> 01:20:44,340
to Lucki's team, Bikini Wax.

1497
01:20:44,674 --> 01:20:47,969
- Oh my God!
- What?

1498
01:20:49,303 --> 01:20:51,472
- Congratulations.
- Thank you!

1499
01:20:51,806 --> 01:20:53,891
- I want a recount!
- Yeah, well,

1500
01:20:54,225 --> 01:20:55,852
we won and you're a dumb slut.

1501
01:20:56,978 --> 01:20:59,355
You are really gonna get it.

1502
01:20:59,689 --> 01:21:01,375
I can see why you
didn't win in congeniality.

1503
01:21:01,399 --> 01:21:02,441
Whoa, whoa, whoa.

1504
01:21:03,484 --> 01:21:04,694
Come on, girls, break it up.

1505
01:21:05,027 --> 01:21:06,612
Save your energy
for the next event.

1506
01:21:10,283 --> 01:21:12,034
- Let's go.
- You wait here,

1507
01:21:12,368 --> 01:21:13,911
I'll go get the paddy wagon.

1508
01:21:14,245 --> 01:21:16,205
Isn't there any way out of this?

1509
01:21:16,539 --> 01:21:18,374
I'd do anything
not to go to jail.

1510
01:21:18,708 --> 01:21:21,127
- Yeah, you tell him, Ginger.
- Come on.

1511
01:21:23,754 --> 01:21:27,091
(background chatter)

1512
01:21:30,428 --> 01:21:33,014
- I don't feel so hot.
- Me neither.

1513
01:21:33,347 --> 01:21:34,347
Shut up!

1514
01:21:37,018 --> 01:21:38,978
I hope you researched this well.

1515
01:21:39,312 --> 01:21:42,231
No problem. We'll
win it hands down.

1516
01:21:43,357 --> 01:21:45,237
Well, are you gonna
tell us what you made yet?

1517
01:21:45,359 --> 01:21:48,321
No, I want you to be
surprised like everyone else.

1518
01:21:48,654 --> 01:21:50,239
I don't like the sound of that.

1519
01:21:51,616 --> 01:21:54,493
Beach conservation
is important to all of us.

1520
01:21:54,994 --> 01:21:56,913
Every year, our water
becomes more polluted

1521
01:21:57,246 --> 01:21:59,165
and our shores
more covered with litter.

1522
01:21:59,498 --> 01:22:02,793
Something has to be done
to save our planet, damn it!

1523
01:22:05,671 --> 01:22:07,632
Okay, could you explain
what we have here?

1524
01:22:07,965 --> 01:22:08,965
Certainly.

1525
01:22:09,634 --> 01:22:10,634
What we have here,

1526
01:22:10,843 --> 01:22:14,847
these fish were pulled out of
the ocean just moments ago,

1527
01:22:15,181 --> 01:22:17,850
hopelessly covered in crude oil.

1528
01:22:18,184 --> 01:22:21,062
We are cleaning them and
giving them a new lease on life.

1529
01:22:22,563 --> 01:22:25,524
- With a kitchen brush?
- Mine's a toilet brush.

1530
01:22:25,858 --> 01:22:27,698
It's not their fault
that they're the victims

1531
01:22:27,944 --> 01:22:29,403
of an oil spill.

1532
01:22:29,737 --> 01:22:31,739
They're God's creatures too.

1533
01:22:32,114 --> 01:22:33,114
(crunch)

1534
01:22:33,407 --> 01:22:35,451
Ow! God, get this
dumb thing off me!

1535
01:22:35,785 --> 01:22:36,785
Get it off!

1536
01:22:37,870 --> 01:22:38,454
(camera clicks)

1537
01:22:38,788 --> 01:22:40,414
Now I see that
as the perfect photo

1538
01:22:40,748 --> 01:22:42,083
for the cover of your calendar.

1539
01:22:43,709 --> 01:22:45,002
You go to hell!

1540
01:22:45,962 --> 01:22:48,798
Oh God!

1541
01:22:50,633 --> 01:22:52,468
(chuckling)

1542
01:22:52,802 --> 01:22:54,082
Come on, show us what you made.

1543
01:22:54,220 --> 01:22:56,263
Okay, I know
you're gonna love it.

1544
01:22:57,932 --> 01:22:59,558
Oh my God, what is it?

1545
01:22:59,892 --> 01:23:02,186
It's a collage of marine life.

1546
01:23:02,520 --> 01:23:06,315
See, there's shells,
shells here, and--

1547
01:23:06,649 --> 01:23:08,025
Oh my God, you moron!

1548
01:23:08,359 --> 01:23:11,988
It's starfish! You glued it to
the board, it's still alive!

1549
01:23:12,321 --> 01:23:14,740
Yeah, and this thing over
here's still moving too.

1550
01:23:15,074 --> 01:23:16,158
Help me!

1551
01:23:16,492 --> 01:23:18,244
Didn't you know
it was still alive?

1552
01:23:19,203 --> 01:23:21,580
I thought so when I
was gluing it together,

1553
01:23:21,914 --> 01:23:24,500
but then I figured I
was just hallucinating.

1554
01:23:24,834 --> 01:23:27,545
We can't show this,
it's cruelty to animals.

1555
01:23:27,878 --> 01:23:29,630
If we don't think
of something quick

1556
01:23:29,964 --> 01:23:31,549
we're gonna lose this event.

1557
01:23:31,882 --> 01:23:34,176
Okay, let's see what
the next team has to offer.

1558
01:23:35,386 --> 01:23:36,637
Could we have a minute?

1559
01:23:36,971 --> 01:23:38,806
Our exhibit crawled away.

1560
01:23:39,890 --> 01:23:41,392
It did what?

1561
01:23:42,393 --> 01:23:44,937
- We made this and--
- Our entry for

1562
01:23:45,271 --> 01:23:50,067
the beach conservation
event is this performance art.

1563
01:23:50,401 --> 01:23:52,153
Oh no, anything but that.

1564
01:23:52,486 --> 01:23:54,280
Oh yes, now we've got it won.

1565
01:23:55,239 --> 01:23:57,033
(new age music)

1566
01:23:57,366 --> 01:24:02,121
I am an oyster opening
my shell for a grain of sand

1567
01:24:02,455 --> 01:24:04,457
so that I can make a pearl.

1568
01:24:04,790 --> 01:24:07,543
Won't somebody
please take my pearl

1569
01:24:07,877 --> 01:24:09,962
and make a beautiful necklace.

1570
01:24:10,296 --> 01:24:11,756
Oh God, we're sunk.

1571
01:24:12,339 --> 01:24:14,300
Thank you, that was fine.

1572
01:24:14,633 --> 01:24:15,801
But I'm not done yet.

1573
01:24:16,135 --> 01:24:18,262
Oh yes, you are, and the
winner of the second event

1574
01:24:18,596 --> 01:24:20,139
is Bodacia's team, Tidal Waves.

1575
01:24:20,473 --> 01:24:21,473
- Yeah!
- Yes!

1576
01:24:22,183 --> 01:24:24,101
Thank you, thank you, thank you.

1577
01:24:24,435 --> 01:24:25,478
One more to go.

1578
01:24:27,146 --> 01:24:29,732
(audience applauding)

1579
01:24:31,942 --> 01:24:34,403
I thought I told you
no performance art.

1580
01:24:34,737 --> 01:24:38,032
It's like public access
television without a camera.

1581
01:24:38,365 --> 01:24:40,993
Well, I thought I
did a really good job,

1582
01:24:41,327 --> 01:24:44,205
especially considering it
was only a cold reading.

1583
01:24:44,538 --> 01:24:46,778
I wonder if there were any
Hollywood agents in the crowd.

1584
01:24:46,957 --> 01:24:48,797
Well, I liked it,
especially the part where--

1585
01:24:48,876 --> 01:24:49,418
Shut up!

1586
01:24:49,752 --> 01:24:51,337
Okay people,
line up by the water.

1587
01:24:51,670 --> 01:24:54,298
Our final event, the
obstacle course, is next.

1588
01:24:56,884 --> 01:24:58,164
You two better be ready to swim

1589
01:24:58,385 --> 01:25:00,054
like you've never swam before.

1590
01:25:00,387 --> 01:25:02,107
Don't worry, Lucki,
we won't let you down.

1591
01:25:02,306 --> 01:25:04,183
Hey, you think I have
time for a quick beer?

1592
01:25:04,558 --> 01:25:05,726
(Lucki seethes)

1593
01:25:06,102 --> 01:25:07,686
All right, line up!

1594
01:25:09,313 --> 01:25:11,440
- The new teams.
- This is it,

1595
01:25:11,774 --> 01:25:14,235
- I can taste victory already.
- I think I need to lay down.

1596
01:25:14,568 --> 01:25:16,278
Yeah, I need to
get to a hospital.

1597
01:25:16,612 --> 01:25:18,906
Will you two knock it
off, you big crybabies?

1598
01:25:19,240 --> 01:25:21,283
Hey, Ty-Dy, we washed
the squid off earlier

1599
01:25:21,617 --> 01:25:23,702
and put it back in
the ocean just for you.

1600
01:25:24,036 --> 01:25:25,955
You shut up, sea hag.

1601
01:25:26,288 --> 01:25:27,581
Okay, okay, ladies, listen up.

1602
01:25:27,915 --> 01:25:29,708
This is it, this is
the obstacle course.

1603
01:25:30,042 --> 01:25:32,169
You're gonna run to a
marker down the shore,

1604
01:25:32,503 --> 01:25:34,543
you're gonna swim out to
a point posted in the water

1605
01:25:34,839 --> 01:25:36,024
and you're gonna
return right back here

1606
01:25:36,048 --> 01:25:37,048
to the starting point.

1607
01:25:37,299 --> 01:25:38,717
The first teammate to return

1608
01:25:39,051 --> 01:25:41,011
will win the event
and the competition.

1609
01:25:41,554 --> 01:25:42,638
Then, let's do it!

1610
01:25:42,972 --> 01:25:44,223
Just a minute!

1611
01:25:44,557 --> 01:25:47,601
You must follow your
lifeguard manuals completely,

1612
01:25:47,935 --> 01:25:50,396
or you will result in
immediate disqualification.

1613
01:25:50,729 --> 01:25:51,729
That's true.

1614
01:25:51,814 --> 01:25:53,649
This is the final event,
it's the tie breaker,

1615
01:25:53,983 --> 01:25:55,234
so wish each other luck.

1616
01:25:55,568 --> 01:25:58,696
- Eat my dust.
- Lick my shorts.

1617
01:25:59,029 --> 01:26:01,699
- And begin!
- (whistle blowing)

1618
01:26:02,616 --> 01:26:04,535
(lively music)

1619
01:26:05,286 --> 01:26:08,289
(all chattering)

1620
01:26:29,727 --> 01:26:31,645
(less lively music)

1621
01:26:44,074 --> 01:26:46,368
Oh, I think I need to
have my stomach pumped.

1622
01:26:46,702 --> 01:26:47,203
What's the matter?

1623
01:26:47,536 --> 01:26:49,121
I had a really
rancid drink earlier

1624
01:26:49,455 --> 01:26:51,665
and I feel like I'm dying.

1625
01:26:51,999 --> 01:26:53,500
You'll be all right.

1626
01:26:53,834 --> 01:26:55,753
(retching)

1627
01:26:56,086 --> 01:26:58,047
Come on, let's
get into the water.

1628
01:26:58,380 --> 01:26:59,715
I don't think I can make it.

1629
01:27:00,049 --> 01:27:01,926
- Go on without us.
- The hell I will!

1630
01:27:02,259 --> 01:27:04,345
Come on, let's go,
let's get in there now!

1631
01:27:04,678 --> 01:27:06,972
Hey, come on,
you guys, let's go!

1632
01:27:07,306 --> 01:27:09,683
Stop wasting time,
they're gonna win!

1633
01:27:10,017 --> 01:27:12,686
(both groaning)

1634
01:27:13,062 --> 01:27:16,106
(upbeat music)

1635
01:27:17,566 --> 01:27:20,194
- This is a dilemma.
- What's a girl to do?

1636
01:27:28,744 --> 01:27:30,788
Looks like we got a winner.

1637
01:27:31,121 --> 01:27:32,581
Yeah, I knew it would be me.

1638
01:27:32,915 --> 01:27:33,415
Just give me my medal,

1639
01:27:33,749 --> 01:27:34,989
I have a photo session waiting.

1640
01:27:35,167 --> 01:27:36,293
[Lucki] Stop!

1641
01:27:36,669 --> 01:27:38,754
Wait, here comes the other team.

1642
01:27:39,088 --> 01:27:40,130
[Lucki] Wait!

1643
01:27:42,883 --> 01:27:44,718
What happened here?

1644
01:27:46,929 --> 01:27:48,514
They were
passed out in the water.

1645
01:27:48,847 --> 01:27:50,975
We couldn't just leave
them there to drown!

1646
01:27:51,308 --> 01:27:52,708
But they're not
even on your team.

1647
01:27:53,018 --> 01:27:55,646
We know. Bodacia
just let them there.

1648
01:27:55,980 --> 01:27:58,232
Yeah, Ty-Dy gave me
CPR and saved my life.

1649
01:27:58,565 --> 01:28:01,527
You mean you people
actually learned something?

1650
01:28:05,614 --> 01:28:06,740
Watch this!

1651
01:28:07,074 --> 01:28:08,450
(gasping)

1652
01:28:10,369 --> 01:28:10,995
He just touched me in a place

1653
01:28:11,328 --> 01:28:13,539
where I've never
been touched before.

1654
01:28:13,872 --> 01:28:14,872
You mean to tell me

1655
01:28:14,915 --> 01:28:16,851
that you just left your
teammates down there to drown?

1656
01:28:16,875 --> 01:28:18,794
Yeah, what's the problem here?

1657
01:28:19,128 --> 01:28:21,964
You were supposed to
follow some very basic rules,

1658
01:28:22,298 --> 01:28:23,924
and you forgot the
most important one,

1659
01:28:24,258 --> 01:28:26,760
life guarding is
not a spectator sport!

1660
01:28:27,094 --> 01:28:28,637
- You're disqualified!
- What?

1661
01:28:28,971 --> 01:28:31,807
The winner of today's
competition is Lucki's team,

1662
01:28:32,141 --> 01:28:33,141
Bikini Wax!

1663
01:28:35,769 --> 01:28:37,187
- Oh my God!
- (triumphant music)

1664
01:28:37,521 --> 01:28:41,150
You like me, you really like me!

1665
01:28:42,359 --> 01:28:45,738
I've got
something for you later.

1666
01:28:46,071 --> 01:28:48,699
Oh man, I've got a date tonight!

1667
01:28:50,993 --> 01:28:53,537
Poor baby, let me
nurse you back to health.

1668
01:28:53,871 --> 01:28:55,414
Yeah, and I got one too.

1669
01:28:55,748 --> 01:28:56,748
You see, Lucki?

1670
01:28:56,915 --> 01:28:59,168
I knew you could do it
without any help from me.

1671
01:28:59,501 --> 01:29:02,254
And look at all
these fringe benefits.

1672
01:29:02,588 --> 01:29:04,340
I think I need to see a doctor,

1673
01:29:04,673 --> 01:29:06,342
but I got a great
idea for a new play.

1674
01:29:06,675 --> 01:29:08,555
We could call it "The
Scarecrow and the Oyster."

1675
01:29:08,886 --> 01:29:12,639
Oh, that is brilliant!

1676
01:29:12,973 --> 01:29:13,974
Wait a second!

1677
01:29:14,308 --> 01:29:15,618
You mean to tell me
that everybody here

1678
01:29:15,642 --> 01:29:18,645
has got a happy
ending, what about me?

1679
01:29:18,979 --> 01:29:20,419
You are going
to write in the sand,

1680
01:29:20,481 --> 01:29:25,069
"Lifeguarding is not a
spectator sport," 5,000 times!

1681
01:29:25,402 --> 01:29:27,654
- Yeah?
- Make me.

1682
01:29:28,947 --> 01:29:32,201
Thanks to you, I've
been throwing up all day.

1683
01:29:32,534 --> 01:29:34,453
And you, you
almost got us arrested!

1684
01:29:34,787 --> 01:29:36,038
And our beer got confiscated.

1685
01:29:36,372 --> 01:29:37,790
Let's go beat
the hell out of her!

1686
01:29:38,123 --> 01:29:41,460
- Yeah!
- Uh-oh!

1687
01:29:41,794 --> 01:29:44,171
(mob shouting)

1688
01:29:51,178 --> 01:29:53,889
(group laughing)

1689
01:29:54,223 --> 01:29:56,600
(upbeat music)

1690
01:30:02,272 --> 01:30:05,067
♪ Oh yeah ♪

1691
01:30:06,443 --> 01:30:08,904
♪ Some days
can scare the dead ♪

1692
01:30:09,238 --> 01:30:12,032
♪ Some nights
tying on my head ♪

1693
01:30:12,366 --> 01:30:17,162
♪ Looking back at
another empty day ♪

1694
01:30:18,163 --> 01:30:20,791
♪ Like a tidal
wave across the sea ♪

1695
01:30:21,125 --> 01:30:23,877
♪ Love comes
crashing down on me ♪

1696
01:30:24,211 --> 01:30:29,007
♪ Baby, please
don't ever go away ♪

1697
01:30:29,967 --> 01:30:32,511
♪ Looking for love
along the beach ♪

1698
01:30:32,845 --> 01:30:35,889
♪ It seems like
now it's in my reach ♪

1699
01:30:36,223 --> 01:30:41,019
♪ Don't rescue
me from your love ♪

1700
01:30:42,187 --> 01:30:44,898
♪ Although you're
in the sea of love ♪

1701
01:30:45,232 --> 01:30:47,526
♪ And you're the
one I'm thinking of ♪

1702
01:30:47,860 --> 01:30:52,990
♪ You carry me
across every wave ♪

1703
01:30:54,199 --> 01:30:56,577
♪ I've never felt
like this before ♪

1704
01:30:56,910 --> 01:30:59,997
♪ I'm feeling like a
victim on the shore ♪

1705
01:31:00,414 --> 01:31:05,294
♪ I'm the girl that
only you can save ♪

1706
01:31:05,794 --> 01:31:08,464
♪ Looking for love
along the beach ♪

1707
01:31:08,797 --> 01:31:11,925
♪ It seems like
now it's in my reach ♪

1708
01:31:12,259 --> 01:31:17,055
♪ Don't rescue
me from your love ♪

1709
01:31:17,473 --> 01:31:22,394
♪ Don't rescue
me from your love ♪

1710
01:31:23,353 --> 01:31:28,275
♪ Don't rescue me,
baby, from your love ♪

1711
01:31:29,776 --> 01:31:32,488
♪ Looking for love
along the beach ♪

1712
01:31:32,821 --> 01:31:35,782
♪ It seems like
now it's in my reach ♪

1713
01:31:36,116 --> 01:31:40,913
♪ Don't rescue
me from your love ♪

1714
01:31:41,538 --> 01:31:44,416
♪ Come to me
and take my hand ♪

1715
01:31:44,750 --> 01:31:47,461
♪ Walk along
the summer sand ♪

1716
01:31:48,086 --> 01:31:53,008
♪ Don't rescue
me from your love ♪

1717
01:31:53,592 --> 01:31:56,386
♪ Looking for love
along the beach ♪

1718
01:31:56,720 --> 01:31:59,765
♪ It seems like
now it's in my reach ♪

1719
01:32:00,098 --> 01:32:04,853
♪ Don't rescue
me from your love ♪

1720
01:32:05,729 --> 01:32:08,398
♪ Come to me
and take my hand ♪

1721
01:32:08,732 --> 01:32:11,860
♪ Walk along
the summer sand ♪

1722
01:32:12,194 --> 01:32:16,156
♪ Don't rescue
me from your love ♪