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Over the last few years,
mankind has been witness

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to a continual parade
of environmental disasters,

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leaving many searching for a ray of hope
in an already bleak landscape.

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This is it, isn't it? Oh, jeez.

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Look at this. Look at this!
And it's mine.

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The place is the Arizona desert.

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A team of scientists and investors,
led by Dr Noah Faulkner,

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has come together to create
the first space station on Earth,

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a self-contained world,
a pure environment,

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unspoiled, unpolluted, a world
that no longer exists outside.

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This Earth Day, Dr Faulkner and four
carefully chosen, qualified scientists

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will seal themselves inside,
their mission to sustain life for one year

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while living in harmony with nature.

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Welcome to Bio-Dome! Congratulations,
Bio-Dome Five, and good luck!

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On your steady shoulders rest the hopes
and dreams of the scientific community,

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and perhaps the very survival
of the human race.

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OK, ready?

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Paper covers rock!
You lose, Buckwheat!

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Sorry, you're gonna
have to assume the position.

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Cos I'm the king,
and you're the peasant.

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I win, you lose!

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- OK, you ready?
- Copy that, Squirly Control.

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- Stubby!
- Squirly!

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Should've been harder.

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Perfect.

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Hi, Mo-Mo!
Porky! Thanks for coming over!

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Hey, Budly.

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- You guys ready to go?
- See, that's the thing...

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You know we're meant to go with you
to this thing in the park?

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- Yeah.
- Yeah.

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- Don't mimic me.
- Don't mimic me.

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Listen, we can't go.
Doyle had a bad accident.

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- What?
- I'll show you.

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- Look at his wrist. It's quivering.
- My God! What happened?

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- I'm no doctor, but I think he's braindead.
- Yeah. And?

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Well, in tribute
to Earth Day, right,

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Doyle was up on the couch
trying to take down the mahimahi,

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and set it free.

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Free mahimahi! Free mahimahi!
If you will, and then kaboom!

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Gravity snatched the poor little boy,
and he fell down like a rag doll.

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This wouldn't be one of your
convenient accidents, would it?

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Monique, look. You call a huge welt
in the guy's head an accident?

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I can't make that up. See?

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Please let me out, Mommy.

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Or at least slide
another pancake under the door.

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Oh, my poor Doyly. I'll nurse you.

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OK, let's play nurse.

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- I smell a scam.
- No, it's Doyle. He's got a quivery colon.

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Damn it, but you guys promised
to help us pick up trash today.

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Yeah. Earth Day's all about
saving the environment.

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You're thinking too globally.
You have to act locally.

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We need to stay here and help Doyle
merge on the road to recovery.

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All right, Bud. You win again.

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Win? This isn't a contest, Monique.
It's not a game here.

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Come on. Give me a kiss.

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Come on. It's not my fault
his brain cramped up.

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You little dick!

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Brain cramp my butt! The only thing
that hit Doyle's head is this book!

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I can't believe you'd crack Doyle's skull
just to get out of this!

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You don't understand.
The book fell on him. I mean...

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- He fell on the book. They collided.
- Bullshit!

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It is just like you to try to weasel out
of your responsibilities on Earth Day.

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This is Hands Across America
all over again!

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- I had arthritis.
- Farm Aid?

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- I had fleas.
- The Save the Whales rally?

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- Salt water makes Doyle bloat?
- You guys are pathetic.

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Thanks for coming, Mo... Mo.

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- Face it. We are dating primates.
- They're getting better.

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They're taking yoga.
And you're the one who keeps raving

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about how flexible Bud is getting.

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There is something about a man
who can lick his own back.

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- We just have to be patient.
- Freeing the mahimahi?

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What kind of mind
thinks up crap like that?

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- They should be taught a lesson.
- They should be punished.

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This is Uncle Fred,
from the Carolina School of Bartending...

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What are you doing? Grab it. Eat it!

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The opportunities available
to bartenders today...

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The one with the corn!

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You like it.

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Good one.

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Johnson residence, Bud MacIntosh here.

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That's my name.
Ask me once, I say the same.

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Hey, Budweezer.

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The girls.

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Hey, Mo-Mo.
How's the sanitation detail going, huh?

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It's great, but we're gonna split.

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These guys from Arizona Tech
are taking us to a kegger at Vasquez Lake.

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What? You met men?
Of the male persuasion?

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Oh, and they're on the swim team.

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- Please hold.
- What's goin' on? What?

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Monique, Doyle and I
just talked it over,

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and we decided you cannot go to that
kegger party with the swimmers, OK?

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- What are you talkin' about?
- Hold on, guys. We're coming.

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Whatever, Bud.

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Doyle, our girls have been seduced
by breaststrokers.

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They bought it!

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Swimmers!

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Do you know how many diseases
there are in pools?

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- Especially after we swim in them.
- I know.

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I can't believe this! Shaved-down
pool Nazis oiling up our women, man!

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And swimming with them
in an Olympic-size toilet.

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You ever see
the bathing suits they wear?

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Grape smugglers.

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Can you believe those girls?

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I mean, it's not like we're
not into saving the environment.

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All's I know is,
I'm not gonna lose my beloved

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to some steroid-friendly,
web-footed, porpoise-prissy punk!

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Don't worry about it though. I think
when they see we've gotten off the couch,

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- they're gonna go into seizures.
- You think?

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Total.

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Check out that mall, man.

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Must be the grand opening.

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Bio-Dome.

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- Think that means it goes both ways?
- I don't know, but we do!

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I don't think there's a kegger
at Vasquez Lake, Doyle.

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We've been had, Squirly.

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Makes you proud knowing we got
such crafty girlfriends though.

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- We're lucky guys.
- That's for sure.

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- Vasquez Lake?
- More like Vasquez Craphole.

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- There used to be fish here, remember?
- Yes, I do, Doyle.

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A long time ago,
when we were kids, right?

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Leave Bud alone, Mom.

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I'm teaching Bud how to
hold his breath underwater.

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Much better, Bud.
Now let's try for three minutes.

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- Those were the days.
- Yeah, I'll say.

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Hey! Don't leave that there, Stub.

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- Free refills with proof of purchase seal.
- Nice call.

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Tribal!

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- I gotta take a piss.
- Can you cork it?

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- Negatory.
- OK. Let's go at the mall.

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- Welcome to Bio-Dome!
- Welcome to the future!

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Welcome to the place
I'm going to drain my lizard.

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Viva Las Bio-Dome!

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Viva Las Bio-Dome!

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After all our careful planning,

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the many years of meticulous research
and experimentation,

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our dream is finally at hand.

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Viva Las Bio-Dome!

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Viva Las Bio-Dome!

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Rip Van Tinkle-fest.

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Dr Noah Faulkner.

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Thank you. Thank you.
We stand today at the bridge to a future

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where man and the ecosystem
can live in harmony,

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and make it possible for us not only
to balance our own fragile planet,

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but one day to sustain life
on new worlds far, far away.

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You have entrusted us
with an awesome responsibility.

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Huh, swift, swift, huh, swift, swift...

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- How can I help you fellas?
- Is it OK if he goes and pees in your mall?

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It didn't occur to him to go at the lake
and he can't cork it.

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- Back off, punks.
- Sir, yes, sir!

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Loosen up, bacon boy. Just wanna go in
and take a pee, and then we gotta go.

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- Yo, word up with that, G!
- You girls wanna get physical?

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- Exhale, Stubbs.
- I kill you.

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A little demonite...

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Exhale, Stubbs. Go! Sorry about this.

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Please, I would like
to introduce my team.

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Miss Olivia Biggs, our geologist.

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Mr TC Romulus, our entomologist.

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Miss Petra Von Kant, our oceanographer.

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And Miss Mimi Simkins,
our agriculturalist.

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I can't do it here.
Tiny Elvis has stage fright.

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Just think of the water. Just...
Come on, just let it go. Hurry.

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I can't do it here.

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Hey, come on. Give me your smoke.

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With the cutting of this ribbon, a new era
in science and technology begins.

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- What are you doing?
- Watch.

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Over there on the grassy knoll!
Assassins! Assassins!

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- Holy Kennedy!
- A little secret...

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Section two, code three. 10-4.

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- What kind of mall is this?
- There's no stores, or food courts,

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or toiletries.

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There's gotta be a toiletry
around here somewhere.

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Now look at all the vegetation
for your fertilisation.

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Well, it seems as if someone
was a little eager to celebrate!

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God bless you. I know how you feel.

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I've been waiting for this moment
for a long time.

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Give me the scissors.

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Warning. Warning.

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Warning. Toxins being introduced
in the rain forest.

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Homeostasis is at 99.1%.

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- Here we go.
- See you in a year.

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Good luck!

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- Are you OK?
- Pulled a nad.

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Let's get out of this Jurassic Mall,

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find the girls, and take care of
what we need to take care of.

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Look! Look!

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- Get them out of there!
- Oh, my God.

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Doyle...

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- I don't think this is a mall.
- Get them out of there!

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- You gotta be kidding me!
- My bug!

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Son of a bitch. Son of a bitch!

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Here we go. Here we go.

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Mr Leaky, has there been some kind
of security breach? Who are these men?

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Has the Bio-Dome been contaminated?

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No, no. Ladies and gentlemen,
surprise, surprise.

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We are pleased to announce the arrival
of our two special scientists.

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- Beam me up, Stubby.
- Jim! He's a Vulcan!

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This pre-planned addition
to Team Bio-Dome

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is intended to simulate the Chaos Theory
as we encounter it in nature.

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We'll have plenty more information on this
a little later on and I'll get back to you,

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but as you see,
right now we have work to do.

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Work to do!

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Who could be stupid enough
to think Bio-Dome was a mall?

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Bud MacIntosh and Doyle Johnson.

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Generation-X road kill
on the superhighway of progress.

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They're not terrorists,
they're college students from Tucson.

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They really did think it was a mall.

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- Get them out now!
- The doors are sealed for one year.

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I can't open the doors. If I do, the integrity
of all the scientific data is compromised.

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Everything depends
on the precise time frame of one year!

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Screw the time frame!
I have $100 million invested in this,

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and I don't intend to lose it
because two twits from Tucson

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can't tell a mall toilet
from a damned rain forest!

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Squirl, break the ice.

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- Excuse me, Miss. Are you tired?
- I beg your pardon.

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- Are you tired?
- No. Why?

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Cos you've been running
through my mind all day.

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Excuse me, Miss.

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If you were a yoghurt, would you be
fruit at the bottom, or stirred?

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This is your problem. Fix it.

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- Then they have to stay.
- All our preparation was for five people.

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Adding two more
will throw the system off balance.

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Then the system will adapt.

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- Did it hurt?
- Did what hurt?

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When you fell from heaven, did it hurt?

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Bud! Doyle! Hello!

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I'm Dr Noah Faulkner. You may recognise
me from my Bio-Dome films on television.

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Are you the guy with the spray-on hair?

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Anyway, as I'm sure you already know,

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you have stumbled
into an exciting new world.

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Tell me, have you ever
dreamt of being famous?

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When I was a kid I wanted to be a rock
star cos I could do this with my finger.

233
00:19:35,182 --> 00:19:39,503
But as I got older I realised
that the corporate rock world sucked.

234
00:19:39,603 --> 00:19:41,713
And besides, you only knew one song.

235
00:19:41,813 --> 00:19:45,383
Iron Man, Iron Man,
does whatever an iron can.

236
00:19:45,483 --> 00:19:48,935
- Pancake-flat, like a glove...
- Hold it!

237
00:19:49,320 --> 00:19:53,349
That's Spider-Man.
Black Sabbath did Iron Man.

238
00:19:53,449 --> 00:19:56,643
Oh, come on!
What, do you think you're so smart?

239
00:19:56,743 --> 00:19:59,103
Do you think
you're some rocket scientist?

240
00:19:59,203 --> 00:20:01,613
- Yes.
- Sorry.

241
00:20:01,998 --> 00:20:04,233
What do you boys want out of life?

242
00:20:04,333 --> 00:20:07,121
To die and come back as a leotard.

243
00:20:09,046 --> 00:20:11,030
Well...

244
00:20:11,130 --> 00:20:16,125
I may be able to offer you
a springboard to that future.

245
00:20:17,178 --> 00:20:21,832
- We would like you to stay with us.
- Wait a minute, man.

246
00:20:21,932 --> 00:20:25,043
You guys aren't one of those
freaky clans, are you?

247
00:20:25,143 --> 00:20:28,045
Dancing naked, you want us
to take off our clothes,

248
00:20:28,145 --> 00:20:30,934
- and feed us some weird punch?
- No.

249
00:20:32,316 --> 00:20:36,017
Damn! We almost had it.
It was this close.

250
00:20:37,236 --> 00:20:42,141
Boys, this is where you'll be staying,
and I want you to feel right at home.

251
00:20:45,827 --> 00:20:49,731
We'd be obliged if we could get
some nice cushy beds with magic fingers.

252
00:20:49,831 --> 00:20:53,651
Like the ones at the mall that
the big tourists lie in for free.

253
00:20:53,751 --> 00:20:56,654
They just plop down,
the little kids are around them.

254
00:20:56,754 --> 00:21:00,282
Daddy, look at the little thing!
And it just rolls...

255
00:21:01,382 --> 00:21:02,200
See, I have a sciatic!

256
00:21:02,300 --> 00:21:06,830
- Actually, we have no extra beds.
- Can we just get our own mattress?

257
00:21:06,930 --> 00:21:09,373
- Sorry, no.
- Here, guys.

258
00:21:09,473 --> 00:21:13,252
- Petra and I can live without this stuff.
- I know it's not much.

259
00:21:13,352 --> 00:21:16,516
Hey, have you ever been
with a squirrel and a stub?

260
00:21:21,276 --> 00:21:23,352
For the pillow.

261
00:21:24,361 --> 00:21:28,849
You lose the pillow! For the blanket.

262
00:21:28,949 --> 00:21:31,143
You lose the blanket!

263
00:21:31,243 --> 00:21:33,318
For fun.

264
00:21:41,418 --> 00:21:43,487
I can't sleep.

265
00:21:43,587 --> 00:21:45,663
I can't sleep either.

266
00:21:58,099 --> 00:22:00,293
Let's go find us some beds.

267
00:22:23,538 --> 00:22:25,615
Get out of here!

268
00:22:39,037 --> 00:22:41,007
Wake up! Smell the coffee.

269
00:22:43,890 --> 00:22:48,836
Good morning, and congratulations all.
We have survived night one.

270
00:22:48,936 --> 00:22:52,637
Congratulations, Doyle!

271
00:22:53,147 --> 00:22:59,262
And the best thing is,
homeostasis was maintained all night.

272
00:22:59,362 --> 00:23:01,521
No!

273
00:23:02,572 --> 00:23:04,391
No!

274
00:23:04,491 --> 00:23:09,228
It is bad enough that for the next year
I must share my air, food and water

275
00:23:09,328 --> 00:23:11,981
with these Neanderthals.

276
00:23:12,081 --> 00:23:15,818
But I will not share
my tools of hygiene!

277
00:23:15,918 --> 00:23:20,580
Relax! It's sanitised.
I dunked it in Olivia's Scope.

278
00:23:21,756 --> 00:23:23,750
- Simian!
- Dick!

279
00:23:26,802 --> 00:23:30,455
Look, you guys are the ones
that wanted us to stay.

280
00:23:30,555 --> 00:23:35,001
Think back. Springboard into the future.
We didn't prepare for this voyage.

281
00:23:35,101 --> 00:23:38,796
We need clean teeth too, all right?
His teeth... Look.

282
00:23:38,896 --> 00:23:41,715
You are absolutely right.

283
00:23:41,815 --> 00:23:45,268
You should be brought up to speed.
It is time for a tour.

284
00:23:46,778 --> 00:23:51,891
Boys. Boys! From here you can see
all the regions of the Bio-Dome.

285
00:23:51,991 --> 00:23:57,021
The rain forest, the tropical lagoon,
the farm, and the great desert.

286
00:23:57,121 --> 00:24:00,440
Every effort was made
to duplicate them precisely,

287
00:24:00,540 --> 00:24:03,115
and all of this is your home now.

288
00:24:06,086 --> 00:24:11,867
But remember, the survival of this system
is dependent upon homeostasis.

289
00:24:11,967 --> 00:24:16,961
That means a balance
within an enclosed system itself.

290
00:24:19,056 --> 00:24:21,416
Faulkner?

291
00:24:21,516 --> 00:24:23,593
Could we get some binoculars?

292
00:24:27,397 --> 00:24:29,465
Let's make a rule.

293
00:24:29,565 --> 00:24:33,636
Everything that you did at home,
you're forbidden to do here.

294
00:24:33,736 --> 00:24:35,179
Everything?

295
00:24:35,279 --> 00:24:37,641
Shave poochie-poochie.

296
00:24:38,031 --> 00:24:40,393
Shave poochie-poochie.

297
00:24:47,873 --> 00:24:49,775
- Everything.
- OK.

298
00:24:49,875 --> 00:24:52,035
- All right.
- Don't move.

299
00:24:53,378 --> 00:24:56,072
- I'll be right back.
- I got a wicked itch on my nads.

300
00:24:56,172 --> 00:24:57,917
Don't move!

301
00:25:04,054 --> 00:25:08,083
Bud, I got a wicked itch on my nads.

302
00:25:08,183 --> 00:25:11,386
Faulkner said don't move.

303
00:25:13,938 --> 00:25:17,967
I can't take it any more!
I can't take it any more!

304
00:25:18,067 --> 00:25:21,261
Well, I guess this means
we're our own tour guides.

305
00:25:21,361 --> 00:25:25,223
All right. Now, everybody,
do not feed the animals, stay together,

306
00:25:25,323 --> 00:25:27,391
and no flash photography.

307
00:25:27,491 --> 00:25:32,437
Remember, at Bio-Dome we're dependent
on balancing homos within the system.

308
00:25:32,537 --> 00:25:37,449
OK. Now, everybody stay with the group.
Follow me. This way.

309
00:25:38,209 --> 00:25:41,487
Jerk! You shouldn't have hit me so hard.

310
00:25:42,587 --> 00:25:45,615
No, wait. Come here, come here.

311
00:25:45,715 --> 00:25:50,994
- Hey! There's no knob here!
- Oh, God. Here we go.

312
00:25:51,095 --> 00:25:54,206
Olivia, what's with this door?
It's not opening.

313
00:25:54,306 --> 00:25:57,585
Of course it won't open.
It won't open again for an entire year.

314
00:25:57,685 --> 00:26:00,753
Nothing comes in, nothing goes out.
Not even air.

315
00:26:00,853 --> 00:26:04,174
It would take a Sherman tank
to open that door.

316
00:26:05,874 --> 00:26:08,635
- So what you're saying is...
- You can't get out.

317
00:26:08,735 --> 00:26:10,929
- We're stuck here.
- For 12 months.

318
00:26:11,029 --> 00:26:13,390
- That's right.
- 12 months?

319
00:26:13,490 --> 00:26:15,516
- 52 weeks.
- Yes!

320
00:26:15,616 --> 00:26:18,060
Three hundred and eighty-five days?

321
00:26:18,160 --> 00:26:20,024
Yes. Yes. Yes!

322
00:26:21,414 --> 00:26:25,115
So what you're really trying to say is?

323
00:26:28,044 --> 00:26:30,537
Stubby Squirly tribal!

324
00:26:32,006 --> 00:26:33,908
I'm a Sherman tank!

325
00:26:34,008 --> 00:26:36,500
Sherman tank!

326
00:26:41,723 --> 00:26:44,083
Doyle, Doyle, Doyle of the jungle.

327
00:26:44,183 --> 00:26:46,676
Friend to you and me.

328
00:26:50,689 --> 00:26:53,134
Watch out for that tree!

329
00:26:58,751 --> 00:26:59,764
Where'd you go?

330
00:26:59,864 --> 00:27:02,356
Where did you come from?

331
00:27:03,617 --> 00:27:08,313
My mom and the authorities are still
trying to figure that out, but hey.

332
00:27:08,413 --> 00:27:11,649
- D'you know there's a jungle in here?
- Yes, I do.

333
00:27:11,749 --> 00:27:17,363
Well, whoever thought of putting a jungle
in Arizona is a pretty smart guy.

334
00:27:18,863 --> 00:27:20,168
Barbarella!

335
00:27:31,475 --> 00:27:34,753
- What are you doin', making smoothies?
- No.

336
00:27:34,853 --> 00:27:37,890
Nature is about miracles, Bud.

337
00:27:38,940 --> 00:27:41,218
A goat is a miracle.

338
00:27:42,944 --> 00:27:45,221
A carrot is a miracle.

339
00:27:46,905 --> 00:27:49,397
And you're a miracle too, Petri.

340
00:27:52,409 --> 00:27:54,688
What's up, Doc?

341
00:27:55,829 --> 00:27:58,107
Why are you putting him
in the rice paddy?

342
00:27:58,207 --> 00:28:02,277
Tilapia are an integral part
of our food supply.

343
00:28:02,377 --> 00:28:07,574
- They eat the algae then fertilise the rice.
- So then these tipatilia,

344
00:28:07,674 --> 00:28:10,159
they're goin' unh-unh on the rice?

345
00:28:12,261 --> 00:28:16,508
- I mean crappin' on the rice.
- Well, in crude layman's terms, yes.

346
00:28:18,558 --> 00:28:20,460
Does Uncle Ben know about this?

347
00:28:20,560 --> 00:28:22,969
So... Hey, I know yoga. Look.

348
00:28:26,481 --> 00:28:32,179
Do it like that. And sometimes
I can lick my back too. Watch.

349
00:28:32,279 --> 00:28:34,263
Petra!

350
00:28:34,363 --> 00:28:36,766
The tide monitor needs attention.

351
00:28:36,866 --> 00:28:39,101
When I really stretch, I can...

352
00:28:39,201 --> 00:28:42,896
- Thank you.
- Hey, wait! Don't go anywhere.

353
00:28:42,996 --> 00:28:46,441
Maybe I'll show you
some other manoeuvres later.

354
00:28:46,541 --> 00:28:49,943
- God, my sciatic.
- Squirly, Squirly! You gotta come quick.

355
00:28:50,043 --> 00:28:52,112
You gotta come see this.

356
00:28:52,212 --> 00:28:55,120
- Your sciatic? It's bad?
- Hit it!

357
00:28:57,424 --> 00:28:59,879
You should have seen
what she did with a carrot!

358
00:29:01,679 --> 00:29:06,208
Russell, there's beer cans in the trash in
the kitchen, in the trash in the bathroom,

359
00:29:06,308 --> 00:29:08,376
and in the trash in the basement.

360
00:29:08,476 --> 00:29:11,922
- What does that say?
- We're out of beer?

361
00:29:12,022 --> 00:29:14,548
Mom, please tell your love slave

362
00:29:14,648 --> 00:29:18,260
that if he's not part of the solution,
he's part of the problem.

363
00:29:18,360 --> 00:29:21,471
The only problem I have
is that I've run out of Depends.

364
00:29:21,571 --> 00:29:24,641
Russell, there is a bathroom
right around the corner.

365
00:29:24,741 --> 00:29:29,818
I cannot go to the bathroom.
I hurt my bladder rollerblading.

366
00:29:35,042 --> 00:29:39,237
Hey, look at that. There's that guy Bob
I chased out of here the other day.

367
00:29:39,337 --> 00:29:41,656
Bud?

368
00:29:43,617 --> 00:29:45,242
Earth Day to Earth Day.

369
00:29:45,342 --> 00:29:47,479
- That's a long time to be locked away...
- They're on TV!

370
00:29:49,179 --> 00:29:52,751
- Can you believe it?
- This is Joachim West reporting.

371
00:29:53,807 --> 00:29:57,962
I told you we were into nurturing
Mother Earth, but you didn't believe us.

372
00:29:58,062 --> 00:30:04,008
Now you guys are thinking locally,
and we're acting globally!

373
00:30:04,108 --> 00:30:06,010
- Just get out of there.
- We can't.

374
00:30:06,110 --> 00:30:08,471
We signed up. We're part of the few.

375
00:30:08,571 --> 00:30:13,308
- Part of the problem!
- It's an important biological experiment.

376
00:30:13,408 --> 00:30:16,562
- You'll ruin everything.
- Maybe you're not aware of it,

377
00:30:16,662 --> 00:30:19,188
but we're a vital part
of the homeosystem.

378
00:30:19,288 --> 00:30:23,317
Don't you think your couch
is having withdrawals?

379
00:30:23,417 --> 00:30:26,820
So what are we supposed to do?
Wait a year for you guys to get out?

380
00:30:26,920 --> 00:30:32,200
Mo-Mo and Porkchop, there comes
a time in life when we must sacrifice

381
00:30:32,300 --> 00:30:36,579
what is most dear to us
for the greater good of saving the world,

382
00:30:36,679 --> 00:30:38,998
and now is that time.

383
00:30:39,098 --> 00:30:43,126
- Is that how you really feel?
- No. This is how I really feel.

384
00:30:43,226 --> 00:30:45,920
Budly! There's people around.

385
00:30:46,020 --> 00:30:47,881
I know. I miss you.

386
00:30:47,981 --> 00:30:49,798
I'm proud of you.

387
00:30:49,898 --> 00:30:52,307
So I guess this is goodbye.

388
00:30:52,901 --> 00:30:54,978
I guess.

389
00:31:07,539 --> 00:31:10,031
Attention. Dinner is served.

390
00:31:10,584 --> 00:31:13,705
Well, we gotta go. Bye.

391
00:31:15,087 --> 00:31:17,164
Bye.

392
00:31:25,763 --> 00:31:27,959
Day one in the books.

393
00:31:30,559 --> 00:31:32,921
Cheers, mate.

394
00:31:43,070 --> 00:31:47,151
- What's with this Kibble?
- Are you guys trying to poison us?

395
00:31:47,657 --> 00:31:51,311
- You don't like soy casserole?
- It tastes like it came out of Romulus.

396
00:31:51,411 --> 00:31:53,188
Maybe it did.

397
00:31:53,288 --> 00:31:57,441
Soy is our principal source of protein.
You'll learn to love it.

398
00:31:57,541 --> 00:32:03,196
Could you at least make it taste like
chicken? A bouillon base, paprika...

399
00:32:03,296 --> 00:32:07,992
Spice it up a little? Otherwise
I'm gonna shrivel up like a supermodel.

400
00:32:08,092 --> 00:32:11,328
- I am so fat!
- No, you're not.

401
00:32:11,428 --> 00:32:14,081
- Nobody likes me.
- You're beautiful.

402
00:32:14,181 --> 00:32:18,085
- People didn't like me in high school.
- Everybody loves you.

403
00:32:18,185 --> 00:32:21,921
Oh, thank you!
You're so sweet, Naomi.

404
00:32:22,021 --> 00:32:24,976
Avez-vous une cigarette?

405
00:32:31,571 --> 00:32:34,146
Squirly, are you asleep, man?

406
00:32:36,575 --> 00:32:38,652
Squirl!

407
00:32:41,080 --> 00:32:43,148
Are you sleepin'?

408
00:32:43,248 --> 00:32:46,609
- What'd you have to hit me for?
- I can't sleep.

409
00:32:48,336 --> 00:32:52,030
Hey, just think back
to those sleepovers we used to have.

410
00:32:52,130 --> 00:32:55,200
If you think back,
then maybe you'll be able to sleep.

411
00:32:55,300 --> 00:32:57,377
- OK.
- OK.

412
00:33:00,541 --> 00:33:03,503
What's up, buddy? Cos I'm the weasel.

413
00:33:04,559 --> 00:33:06,502
OK, my turn.

414
00:33:19,155 --> 00:33:22,099
Peanut butter and jelly with bacon.
That's easy.

415
00:33:22,199 --> 00:33:27,353
Good call, man! Keep on cruisin'.
Keep on goin'.

416
00:33:27,453 --> 00:33:29,816
Keep on goin' down the line.

417
00:33:32,666 --> 00:33:36,403
Mixed green salad with 1000
blue cheese dressing.

418
00:33:36,503 --> 00:33:41,407
Rad, dude! That was fully major.
Your beaker always knows, buddy.

419
00:33:41,507 --> 00:33:46,496
Keep on cruisin'. Come on, buddy.
It's OK. Keep on cruisin'.

420
00:33:46,596 --> 00:33:48,755
Wait. It's over here now.

421
00:33:58,105 --> 00:34:02,519
Yo, Mone. Check it out. Your friends
Bob and Darryl are gettin' tail.

422
00:34:07,572 --> 00:34:10,361
- Assholes!
- If I were you, Mone,

423
00:34:10,617 --> 00:34:14,019
I'd go out and hump for the next year.

424
00:34:14,119 --> 00:34:16,480
If I were you, Russ,

425
00:34:16,580 --> 00:34:19,983
I'd have my mouth full of shotgun
with my toe on the trigger.

426
00:34:20,083 --> 00:34:24,117
It's frightening how much you want me.

427
00:34:27,548 --> 00:34:30,254
Stubby! Thriving on Chaos!

428
00:34:31,968 --> 00:34:35,920
Those'll sell better
than Iron Maiden merch.

429
00:34:37,264 --> 00:34:40,751
Let's hope so. I just want
you gentlemen to remember

430
00:34:40,851 --> 00:34:44,879
how important you are
to this whole experiment.

431
00:34:44,979 --> 00:34:50,593
Feel free to contribute. You are
an integral part of the Bio-Dome system.

432
00:34:51,693 --> 00:34:52,970
Since you put it that way,

433
00:34:53,070 --> 00:34:56,598
we were thinking of you producing
maybe environmental condoms,

434
00:34:56,698 --> 00:35:01,602
so when you rip the packet,
it's automatic sap lubrication.

435
00:35:01,702 --> 00:35:07,191
No chalk on the bark. And then
when you're pollinating your flower...

436
00:35:07,291 --> 00:35:10,944
Slide, slide, slipperty-slide.
Just smooth.

437
00:35:11,044 --> 00:35:14,531
- Right in.
- And the Bud and Doyle action figures.

438
00:35:14,631 --> 00:35:19,044
- Action figures.
- Anatomically correct, of course.

439
00:35:25,890 --> 00:35:30,003
And last but not least,
1-900-SQUIRLY-STUB.

440
00:35:30,103 --> 00:35:31,717
Watch this.

441
00:35:36,400 --> 00:35:39,803
- Hi, I'm Doyle.
- And I'm Bud.

442
00:35:39,903 --> 00:35:43,056
And when we're not out
saving the environment,

443
00:35:43,156 --> 00:35:48,269
we're thinking of you, naked,
thigh-deep in tofu.

444
00:35:52,497 --> 00:35:54,859
You likey, Leaky?

445
00:35:56,293 --> 00:36:01,703
Our home is the Garden of Eden!

446
00:36:02,006 --> 00:36:05,742
More like the Garden of Boredom,
and I'm chairman of the bored.

447
00:36:05,842 --> 00:36:08,495
Come on, Stub.
We can have our own fun.

448
00:36:08,595 --> 00:36:11,798
Remember the time the Magnavox
went out? What did we do?

449
00:36:14,475 --> 00:36:20,339
Fly, Mary Poppins!
Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious!

450
00:36:20,439 --> 00:36:22,715
Can we do it again, Squirly?

451
00:36:22,815 --> 00:36:26,135
- Those were the days.
- Cheer up, buckaroo.

452
00:36:26,235 --> 00:36:29,971
Just cos we're stuck in a bubble
doesn't mean we can't cause any trouble.

453
00:36:30,071 --> 00:36:32,432
We're the everlasting force

454
00:36:32,532 --> 00:36:36,603
of Squirly!

455
00:36:36,703 --> 00:36:38,281
Stubby!

456
00:36:41,248 --> 00:36:45,200
You ready? Hut one, hut two,
hut, hut, hike!

457
00:36:48,880 --> 00:36:50,407
- Let me through!
- No!

458
00:36:50,507 --> 00:36:53,081
- Come on, let me through.
- No!

459
00:36:57,763 --> 00:37:00,708
- Neon Deion!
- No fair!

460
00:37:00,808 --> 00:37:03,167
- No fair! Personal foul!
- You want some of me?

461
00:37:03,267 --> 00:37:07,463
I told you
you shouldn't have had some of me.

462
00:37:07,563 --> 00:37:09,842
Squirly!

463
00:37:10,899 --> 00:37:12,975
Fish on the play!

464
00:37:13,819 --> 00:37:16,972
My proposal
is that we plant these seeds.

465
00:37:17,072 --> 00:37:20,766
And I know you're thinkin'
illegal, illegal!

466
00:37:20,866 --> 00:37:26,188
But the value of purple sticky punge
goes way beyond just tokin' it.

467
00:37:26,288 --> 00:37:33,739
- Ain't that right, Professor Johnson?
- That's correct, Professor MacIntosh.

468
00:37:34,795 --> 00:37:39,992
Purple sticky punge, or hemp,
is an excellent source of paper.

469
00:37:40,092 --> 00:37:42,119
It makes a fine rope.

470
00:37:42,219 --> 00:37:45,913
It can even make
a contaminant-free fuel.

471
00:37:46,013 --> 00:37:53,503
But the greatest value to us Bio-Domers
is its rapid rate of photosyninthesis,

472
00:37:53,603 --> 00:37:57,590
which means more oxygen for everyone.

473
00:37:59,775 --> 00:38:02,220
- On three...
- Three!

474
00:38:16,081 --> 00:38:18,158
Cannonball!

475
00:38:23,921 --> 00:38:26,074
- There you go, Mr Bloom.
- Thanks, girls.

476
00:38:26,174 --> 00:38:29,243
Tell Bud and Doyle
I'm writin' a song about them, OK?

477
00:38:29,343 --> 00:38:31,536
Cool!

478
00:38:31,636 --> 00:38:33,417
- Mone!
- Oh, God.

479
00:38:34,473 --> 00:38:37,751
Check it out. This is the event
you've been waiting for.

480
00:38:37,851 --> 00:38:43,255
The Annual at Arizona Tech, a three-day
blowout to benefit the rain forest.

481
00:38:43,355 --> 00:38:48,634
There's gonna be, like, seminars
and lectures, and kegs and dudes galore.

482
00:38:48,735 --> 00:38:51,513
- Monique, we cannot go to this.
- Why not, pray tell?

483
00:38:51,613 --> 00:38:55,598
- Do the names Bud and Doyle ring a bell?
- A year's a long time to wait.

484
00:38:55,699 --> 00:38:58,811
- Do you know how old we'll be in a year?
- Old.

485
00:38:58,911 --> 00:39:01,855
- Real old.
- As in not spring chickens, over the hill...

486
00:39:01,955 --> 00:39:03,357
OK, OK, OK!

487
00:39:03,457 --> 00:39:07,110
Plus, did you see the pictures
of the chicks they're in there with?

488
00:39:07,210 --> 00:39:11,196
- They're hot.
- So? I trust Doyle.

489
00:39:11,297 --> 00:39:14,074
Listen, I love Bud
just as much as you love Doyle.

490
00:39:14,174 --> 00:39:18,672
But we gotta start thinking
about ourselves. They are.

491
00:39:20,054 --> 00:39:21,298
OK.

492
00:39:24,433 --> 00:39:29,843
- Now, pay attention, Soave Bolla.
- You're king, I'm peasant.

493
00:39:35,443 --> 00:39:37,804
Good afternoon, Petri dish.

494
00:39:38,654 --> 00:39:41,181
May-may.

495
00:39:41,281 --> 00:39:45,226
Perhaps you'd like to join us
for a little apéritif on the ridge.

496
00:39:45,326 --> 00:39:49,605
Allow me to present
Chateau Squirly Stub.

497
00:39:49,705 --> 00:39:53,400
It's a bit plucky, a bit fruity perhaps,

498
00:39:53,500 --> 00:39:56,987
but it'll satisfy your palate,
especially with a big piece of pork.

499
00:39:57,087 --> 00:39:59,697
So that's what happened
to our fruit harvest?

500
00:39:59,798 --> 00:40:02,076
You're incorrigible.

501
00:40:03,801 --> 00:40:05,911
- I think they're into us.
- In a huge way.

502
00:40:06,011 --> 00:40:08,088
Mini tribal.

503
00:40:10,807 --> 00:40:12,883
- Marco!
- Cholo!

504
00:40:14,727 --> 00:40:16,803
- Marco!
- Cholo!

505
00:40:17,813 --> 00:40:20,720
Look. Biodegradable pineapple.

506
00:40:21,984 --> 00:40:25,678
Olivia, Romuli. Why don't you guys
join us for a little soak?

507
00:40:25,778 --> 00:40:29,599
That's not for bathing.
This is the artificial rain generator.

508
00:40:32,809 --> 00:40:35,479
It just got a little warmer.

509
00:40:35,579 --> 00:40:40,150
- There's nothing artificial about that.
- A little acid rain.

510
00:40:40,250 --> 00:40:45,488
They dominate a number of pivotal
processes occurring in the soil,

511
00:40:45,588 --> 00:40:47,990
and that's what makes this
so exciting.

512
00:40:48,090 --> 00:40:51,951
Ladies and gentlemen,
here are Bud and Doyle.

513
00:40:52,051 --> 00:40:55,789
Doyle! What's the hot gossip
on the inside?

514
00:40:57,848 --> 00:41:00,584
I can't make any comment at this time,

515
00:41:00,684 --> 00:41:05,338
but all I know is, if I see one more
massive orgy, I'm movin' to Tibet.

516
00:41:05,438 --> 00:41:09,093
And Faulkner?
Quit hogging the KY!

517
00:41:09,442 --> 00:41:11,260
Thirty-one,

518
00:41:11,360 --> 00:41:13,934
forty-two, sixty-nine,

519
00:41:14,988 --> 00:41:17,065
seventy-four...

520
00:41:21,786 --> 00:41:24,148
A hundred... a thousand!

521
00:41:24,997 --> 00:41:26,825
Here I come!

522
00:41:30,543 --> 00:41:32,862
Rombo! You gotta hide me.

523
00:41:32,962 --> 00:41:36,074
Not in here! You'll upset my bugs.

524
00:41:36,174 --> 00:41:37,373
Look out! It's...

525
00:41:39,343 --> 00:41:41,412
May I help you?

526
00:41:41,512 --> 00:41:44,289
- What are these guys?
- Well...

527
00:41:44,389 --> 00:41:47,545
They're two of the rarest
lepidoptera in the world.

528
00:41:47,975 --> 00:41:51,097
Leppard?
Didn't their drummer lose an arm?

529
00:41:52,814 --> 00:41:56,174
No. They're butterflies
from the Brazilian rain forest.

530
00:41:56,274 --> 00:41:58,844
So are you tryin'
to get 'em to start porking?

531
00:41:58,944 --> 00:42:03,806
Actually, yes. In nature, the chances
of these two finding each other,

532
00:42:03,906 --> 00:42:06,392
or porking,

533
00:42:06,492 --> 00:42:08,936
are very remote.

534
00:42:09,036 --> 00:42:12,026
We hope to breed thousands here.

535
00:42:12,497 --> 00:42:13,649
Easy, Rombo.

536
00:42:14,332 --> 00:42:16,907
- Got ya!
- You gotta take me first!

537
00:42:32,348 --> 00:42:36,585
Mothra! Come back, Mothra!
Please come back, Mothra!

538
00:42:36,685 --> 00:42:39,557
Lepidoptera!

539
00:42:39,980 --> 00:42:42,548
- Monique, should we be doing this?
- Yes!

540
00:42:42,648 --> 00:42:47,561
Jen, we are not doing anything wrong.
Besides, it's to save the rain forest.

541
00:42:52,323 --> 00:42:54,934
- Denise.
- Roach.

542
00:42:55,034 --> 00:42:57,111
One word. Raid.

543
00:43:02,416 --> 00:43:03,442
Hey, man.

544
00:43:03,542 --> 00:43:08,655
She thinks she's cool cos she hangs out
with Bud and Doyle's girlfriends.

545
00:43:08,755 --> 00:43:12,283
- She digs me though.
- Are those Bud and Doyle's girlfriends?

546
00:43:12,383 --> 00:43:14,495
- Yeah.
- Put that back.

547
00:43:16,887 --> 00:43:19,623
Excuse me. Are you guys
done with those beers?

548
00:43:19,723 --> 00:43:23,584
Thanks, but we're having
too much fun sober.

549
00:43:23,684 --> 00:43:27,838
We were just going around
trying to collect empties and recycle 'em.

550
00:43:27,938 --> 00:43:30,465
- Well, here, take this.
- Take mine.

551
00:43:30,565 --> 00:43:35,303
- There's a lot of waste at these parties.
- That's awfully noble of you.

552
00:43:35,403 --> 00:43:37,764
It's just what we're compelled to do.

553
00:43:37,864 --> 00:43:42,851
We're having a fête to save the rain forest.
If you guys'd like to show your support...

554
00:43:42,951 --> 00:43:46,563
- It's not gonna be like this, is it?
- Not at all.

555
00:43:46,663 --> 00:43:49,607
- It's gonna be decent.
- It's at the quad.

556
00:43:49,707 --> 00:43:53,824
OK, we'll be there.
We'll see you tomorrow. Thanks.

557
00:43:56,296 --> 00:43:59,241
Noah, it's been a nonstop moronathon,

558
00:43:59,341 --> 00:44:04,161
and I did not dedicate my life to science
to baby-sit a couple of baboons.

559
00:44:04,261 --> 00:44:09,250
They eat like savages. At the rate
they're going, we'll run out of foodstuffs.

560
00:44:09,350 --> 00:44:13,003
They're going to ruin everything.

561
00:44:13,303 --> 00:44:15,599
Sliced it!

562
00:44:16,231 --> 00:44:19,049
Damn it, Billy.
Damn it, damn it, damn it.

563
00:44:19,149 --> 00:44:24,555
How am I supposed to hit a double birdie
with my bogey billy with a shower iron?

564
00:44:24,655 --> 00:44:28,433
You're embarrassing me
in front of my friends!

565
00:44:28,533 --> 00:44:32,354
- Billy, Billy, Billy, Billy, Billy.
- Come on, Billy.

566
00:44:35,831 --> 00:44:37,907
Anatomically correct.

567
00:44:47,383 --> 00:44:50,077
Are you sure this flypaper's gonna work?

568
00:44:50,177 --> 00:44:54,998
Positive. It's really sticky. My dad
used it to line my playpen all the time.

569
00:44:55,098 --> 00:44:58,668
So you must have been stuck
in this position a lot.

570
00:44:58,768 --> 00:45:04,843
Help, Daddy! Please, get me down!
I wet my Huggies! Nobody loves me!

571
00:45:06,108 --> 00:45:07,884
OK! I'll shut up!

572
00:45:07,984 --> 00:45:11,596
CD-ROM! You gotta come with us quick.
We got a big surprise for ya.

573
00:45:11,696 --> 00:45:15,141
You've been diagnosed with Ebola,
and you're about to bleed out?

574
00:45:15,241 --> 00:45:19,770
No, Doyle's got a boner
and he wants to put it in your ear.

575
00:45:19,870 --> 00:45:23,565
No, there's a really big surprise.
We want you to come with us, please.

576
00:45:23,665 --> 00:45:27,193
If it's about Faulkner's third nipple,
don't bother. I know that.

577
00:45:27,293 --> 00:45:30,696
- Faulkner's got three nipples?
- Yeah.

578
00:45:30,796 --> 00:45:34,284
- Cool. Come on.
- Come on, let's go. Hurry.

579
00:45:35,133 --> 00:45:38,703
Rommy, we felt pretty awful
when we let all your bugs out.

580
00:45:38,803 --> 00:45:43,457
We promised we wouldn't get a wink
of sleep until we brought back every bug.

581
00:45:43,557 --> 00:45:45,800
You mean you found my bugs?

582
00:45:46,852 --> 00:45:48,003
Look!

583
00:45:48,103 --> 00:45:51,673
- Giant flypaper!
- I think we got all the little 'squitos,

584
00:45:51,773 --> 00:45:54,425
but there's still
a couple flapping right there.

585
00:45:59,321 --> 00:46:03,901
No! The horror! The pain!

586
00:46:08,320 --> 00:46:10,415
Come on!

587
00:46:10,915 --> 00:46:13,406
We're sorry!

588
00:46:15,251 --> 00:46:18,405
What I wouldn't do
for just a Big Mac right now.

589
00:46:18,505 --> 00:46:21,031
Dude! Don't even say that word.

590
00:46:21,131 --> 00:46:27,246
Two all-beef patties, special sauce,
lettuce, cheese, pickles, onions, boy!

591
00:46:27,346 --> 00:46:29,505
On a sesame-seed bun.

592
00:46:31,599 --> 00:46:34,092
Bladder buster, no ice...

593
00:46:35,853 --> 00:46:39,887
- Breakfast burrito.
- I can't take it any more!

594
00:46:44,069 --> 00:46:46,804
I gotta get outta here.

595
00:46:46,904 --> 00:46:51,350
We should just relax a little before
Chaulkner chills out, don't you think?

596
00:46:51,450 --> 00:46:54,060
What's he gonna do? Expel us?

597
00:46:55,120 --> 00:46:58,690
You're right, Stub. You're right.
We own this place.

598
00:46:58,790 --> 00:47:01,910
- The whole world!
- The whole world.

599
00:47:03,836 --> 00:47:06,328
Hey. OK, turn into a table.

600
00:47:09,132 --> 00:47:13,416
Uppity-up. OK, you're pretty steady
on all fours. Get me up.

601
00:47:18,140 --> 00:47:19,837
Right down here.

602
00:47:20,892 --> 00:47:23,587
- Are you sure?
- Look, I can tell it.

603
00:47:23,687 --> 00:47:27,934
My beak has got a hunch,
like a Doberman pinscher.

604
00:47:39,701 --> 00:47:41,776
OK, the coast is clear.

605
00:47:44,830 --> 00:47:47,323
Stop. OK. Come down.

606
00:47:58,884 --> 00:48:01,828
- This is it. Open it up.
- Are you sure?

607
00:48:01,928 --> 00:48:04,291
- Bring it down.
- All right.

608
00:48:06,223 --> 00:48:08,584
Come on. Be careful.

609
00:48:08,684 --> 00:48:12,213
This is the one. I know
there's food in there. I can feel it.

610
00:48:12,313 --> 00:48:14,673
I can feel the aroma.

611
00:48:15,773 --> 00:48:17,383
Hey, Squirl?

612
00:48:17,484 --> 00:48:20,804
If we blow up,
it's been nice knowin' you, OK?

613
00:48:20,904 --> 00:48:23,182
OK. Open it.

614
00:48:26,950 --> 00:48:28,446
Right?

615
00:48:29,912 --> 00:48:33,982
Didn't I tell you?
Who's the master? Who's the king?

616
00:48:34,082 --> 00:48:36,651
- Squirly!
- Who's the shrewdest?

617
00:48:36,751 --> 00:48:39,027
Let's eat!

618
00:48:50,721 --> 00:48:55,750
We have Chippies, we have Chippies,
we got lots of stuff to eat.

619
00:48:55,850 --> 00:48:59,173
- Is that laughing gas?
- No way.

620
00:49:11,197 --> 00:49:13,476
Turn it on.

621
00:49:18,371 --> 00:49:21,277
Let me try it, let me try it.
Let go.

622
00:49:22,416 --> 00:49:27,826
Dennis Hopper, Blue Velvet.
Oh, I'm slutty! Oh, I'm slutty!

623
00:49:35,635 --> 00:49:37,996
I don't feel anything. You?

624
00:49:38,096 --> 00:49:40,457
Me neither. You?

625
00:49:40,557 --> 00:49:43,000
Nothin'.

626
00:49:55,111 --> 00:49:59,306
It's raining, it's pouring,
the old man is snoring.

627
00:49:59,406 --> 00:50:04,568
I gotta have Spam.
I feel like a duck-billed platypus.

628
00:50:09,707 --> 00:50:11,783
Goin' halves?

629
00:50:13,836 --> 00:50:16,707
Perfect. Squirly!

630
00:50:20,050 --> 00:50:22,126
Anything?

631
00:50:23,844 --> 00:50:26,752
I didn't feel anything. Nothing!

632
00:50:42,861 --> 00:50:45,436
Nitrous oxide? Are you crazy?

633
00:50:48,532 --> 00:50:50,313
What the hell is going on here?

634
00:50:55,789 --> 00:50:59,442
- The desert? But we'll starve.
- Not necessarily.

635
00:50:59,542 --> 00:51:04,029
It is life on a taut tensile line, but
the desert is an integral part of nature.

636
00:51:04,129 --> 00:51:07,866
Unbelievable. So this is how
it's gonna be? Vamos. Get outta here.

637
00:51:07,966 --> 00:51:10,786
You guys go your thing,
and we go, go, go our thing?

638
00:51:10,886 --> 00:51:16,416
Yes. The idea being that
while we are here, you are there.

639
00:51:16,516 --> 00:51:19,711
Like we even want to hang with you guys
anyways any more, OK?

640
00:51:19,811 --> 00:51:22,796
We're gonna go start our own Bio-Dome.

641
00:51:22,896 --> 00:51:27,718
One with a dome within a dome.
So don't come knockin' on our door!

642
00:51:27,818 --> 00:51:30,761
D'you understand?
All we need are two helpers.

643
00:51:30,861 --> 00:51:37,684
So, girls, come with us, cos as you know,
girls are an integral part of nature too.

644
00:51:37,784 --> 00:51:40,063
Come on.

645
00:51:46,959 --> 00:51:49,820
We still got each other, Squirl.

646
00:51:49,920 --> 00:51:54,701
You won't have to eat any more
of that food. Don't worry.

647
00:52:00,595 --> 00:52:04,708
- Petri... Romu...
- Girls, don't do this.

648
00:52:04,808 --> 00:52:08,463
- Girls?
- I can't see you.

649
00:52:16,277 --> 00:52:19,804
- I'm so hungry.
- We gotta get outta here.

650
00:52:19,904 --> 00:52:21,981
We gotta get outta here.

651
00:52:25,159 --> 00:52:28,280
Bud? I don't wanna have to eat you.

652
00:52:30,956 --> 00:52:33,744
I don't want you to eat me either.

653
00:52:40,673 --> 00:52:45,118
Squirl, the Grim Reaper
is breathing down our necks.

654
00:52:45,218 --> 00:52:47,462
It's not lookin' too good.

655
00:52:48,513 --> 00:52:52,917
There's something I have to
get off my chest before we die.

656
00:52:53,017 --> 00:52:58,630
Remember that really cute little teeny tiny
turtle you had when we were growin' up

657
00:52:58,730 --> 00:53:03,510
that disappeared and they put
your kitty-cat to sleep for eating him?

658
00:53:03,610 --> 00:53:07,721
What really happened was
that I stepped on him

659
00:53:07,821 --> 00:53:11,517
then flushed him down the toilet
and let the cat take the rap.

660
00:53:11,617 --> 00:53:15,979
- Frisky?
- He went down like a champ, Squirl.

661
00:53:16,079 --> 00:53:20,441
Remember your uncle divorced your aunt
for sleeping with that flamingo dancer?

662
00:53:20,541 --> 00:53:23,235
Her children disowned her,
the church shunned her,

663
00:53:23,335 --> 00:53:26,071
she started a drinking binge?

664
00:53:26,171 --> 00:53:30,620
That flamingo dancer's outfit
he found was mine.

665
00:53:31,676 --> 00:53:35,955
My mom was trying to make me
take lessons to impress the neighbours.

666
00:53:36,055 --> 00:53:41,042
So I took the outfit, I hid it in
Aunt Flo's bedroom, I said I got mugged.

667
00:53:41,142 --> 00:53:43,670
Aunt Flo's insane now.

668
00:53:44,354 --> 00:53:47,256
Yeah, but she has her independence.

669
00:53:47,356 --> 00:53:52,595
Remember the great fire of 1979
that supposedly started in your garage

670
00:53:52,695 --> 00:53:57,432
when that chipmunk ingested fertiliser
then fell onto a can of kerosene,

671
00:53:57,532 --> 00:54:02,603
instantly turning him into a fluffy
little Molotov cocktail that set ablaze,

672
00:54:02,703 --> 00:54:07,149
levelling the whole neighbourhood
west of Newton's hardware store?

673
00:54:07,249 --> 00:54:09,528
You started that fire?

674
00:54:13,504 --> 00:54:16,412
No, but that was pretty cool, huh?

675
00:54:22,429 --> 00:54:25,004
- Noah?
- Can we talk to you?

676
00:54:26,724 --> 00:54:28,000
Yes.

677
00:54:28,100 --> 00:54:32,087
We're concerned about Bud and Doyle.
We think they've been there long enough.

678
00:54:32,187 --> 00:54:35,840
- Do you?
- Yes. We can't just leave them there.

679
00:54:35,940 --> 00:54:38,384
- They can't survive.
- It would be murder.

680
00:54:38,484 --> 00:54:40,887
No, it's progress.

681
00:54:40,987 --> 00:54:43,388
We're culling the herd.

682
00:54:43,488 --> 00:54:48,560
They are a symbol of everything
that is wrong with this world.

683
00:54:48,660 --> 00:54:52,445
They don't care. They don't matter.

684
00:54:56,667 --> 00:54:59,325
Doyle? There's a tasty dactyl.

685
00:55:05,508 --> 00:55:07,243
Got him, Squirl.

686
00:55:07,343 --> 00:55:09,787
I wanna eat you.

687
00:55:10,179 --> 00:55:13,123
I wanna eat it with the frog leg.

688
00:55:13,223 --> 00:55:15,541
Squirl, wait! Wait!

689
00:55:15,641 --> 00:55:17,837
A key!

690
00:55:24,274 --> 00:55:26,387
No way.

691
00:55:28,236 --> 00:55:30,138
Parking tickets!

692
00:55:30,238 --> 00:55:32,314
No!

693
00:55:33,074 --> 00:55:35,601
- What am I gonna do?
- After all we've done...

694
00:55:35,701 --> 00:55:39,771
- Oh, my... A boot!
- I can't believe it!

695
00:55:39,871 --> 00:55:44,943
I can't believe they would put a boot
on a Bio-Dome scientist's car!

696
00:55:45,043 --> 00:55:49,321
It's not like we didn't try
and help the ecological system.

697
00:55:49,421 --> 00:55:52,324
Aw, don't cry, Doyle. It's OK.

698
00:55:52,424 --> 00:55:56,328
Come on. We'll get you some food.
A little bladder buster?

699
00:55:57,345 --> 00:55:59,330
Hey, coach! Pizza!

700
00:55:59,430 --> 00:56:01,507
Stop, stop, stop!

701
00:56:03,433 --> 00:56:08,380
Here are the pizzas. The bladder buster's
free cos I couldn't find the damn place.

702
00:56:08,480 --> 00:56:10,391
Russell!

703
00:56:11,691 --> 00:56:15,428
- Bob!
- How'd you get a job?

704
00:56:16,112 --> 00:56:20,473
- Fucking President Clinton.
- You had sex with President Clinton?

705
00:56:20,573 --> 00:56:24,811
That's really cool.
So, how's my juicy treat?

706
00:56:24,911 --> 00:56:29,857
She and that other bimbo,
they picked up two guys at Arizona Tech.

707
00:56:29,957 --> 00:56:33,152
They're having a party
to save the environment.

708
00:56:33,252 --> 00:56:37,822
- You owe me $57.50 plus a tip.
- What does in the flesh mean?

709
00:56:37,922 --> 00:56:41,951
I don't know, but I think
it has something to do with tassels.

710
00:56:42,051 --> 00:56:44,411
- You gotta take us to this party!
- Right now!

711
00:56:44,511 --> 00:56:49,124
I got pies to deliver.
Get off the goddamn car!

712
00:56:49,224 --> 00:56:51,301
Russell!

713
00:56:52,685 --> 00:56:58,758
Can you believe this? The whole
ATU campus is probably being overrun

714
00:56:58,858 --> 00:57:01,718
by some touchy-feely
save-the-environment mania,

715
00:57:01,818 --> 00:57:04,638
- and guess who's right in the middle of it?
- Our chicks.

716
00:57:04,738 --> 00:57:08,515
They're probably swapping Mark Spitz
with those grape smugglers!

717
00:57:08,615 --> 00:57:13,938
No preppy blowhard steals my chick
without a fight. First Frisky, now this.

718
00:57:14,038 --> 00:57:19,567
- All I know is, someone's goin' down!
- Hey, hey! Put the gun away, Stub.

719
00:57:19,667 --> 00:57:24,655
Put the gun away. Evil's not a good thing
right now. Just relax. Exhale.

720
00:57:24,755 --> 00:57:27,824
All we gotta do, bro,
is out-party the partyers.

721
00:57:27,924 --> 00:57:30,702
Bring the mountain to Mohammed.

722
00:57:30,802 --> 00:57:34,372
Throw a bigger, badder bash
than any college would ever allow,

723
00:57:34,472 --> 00:57:39,550
show the girls that we care
about the environment too.

724
00:57:39,977 --> 00:57:42,089
- Do we?
- No.

725
00:57:44,481 --> 00:57:47,602
Where are we gonna throw this party?

726
00:57:51,070 --> 00:57:53,562
Viva Las Bio-Dome!

727
00:58:04,248 --> 00:58:08,360
- Cornucopy-A, Roach here.
- Roach! It's me, Bud.

728
00:58:08,460 --> 00:58:12,114
Thanks for blowin' me off
on my birthday, nature boy.

729
00:58:12,214 --> 00:58:16,576
I guess now you're Mr Scientist you don't
have time for your bourgeois friends.

730
00:58:16,676 --> 00:58:21,746
Don't bourgeois-shwourgeois me, OK?
We've been stuck in a bubble.

731
00:58:21,846 --> 00:58:27,502
You gotta do me a favour. Remember last
year when we had that freaked-out festival

732
00:58:27,602 --> 00:58:32,715
and I made you my little buddy and you
went and passed out... Give me the drink!

733
00:58:32,815 --> 00:58:35,885
And I made you pass out fliers?

734
00:58:35,985 --> 00:58:39,095
I need you to do the same thing,
but this time... whoo!

735
00:58:39,195 --> 00:58:41,106
OK.

736
00:58:52,874 --> 00:58:55,366
OK, everybody turn!

737
00:58:59,922 --> 00:59:03,325
Can someone explain how drinking beer
and playing Hacky Sack

738
00:59:03,425 --> 00:59:07,996
- can help improve the environment?
- It's all about raising consciousness.

739
00:59:08,096 --> 00:59:11,040
You just can't stand up
and preach about it.

740
00:59:11,140 --> 00:59:14,210
Let me open up
your chakras, Monique.

741
00:59:14,310 --> 00:59:17,795
- No, thanks, Siddhartha.
- The fifth need is to save some trees.

742
00:59:17,895 --> 00:59:20,131
We just wanna save some trees.

743
00:59:20,231 --> 00:59:24,182
Don't say we didn't save
some friggin' trees.

744
00:59:26,028 --> 00:59:29,014
Party at Bio-Dome? All right, let's go!

745
00:59:29,114 --> 00:59:32,226
Bud and Doyle are having
a party at the Bio-Dome?

746
00:59:32,326 --> 00:59:34,810
- That's crazy. What are they thinking?
- How?

747
00:59:34,910 --> 00:59:38,397
- Wait a minute. What about our party?
- I'm going to Bio-Dome.

748
00:59:38,497 --> 00:59:40,574
Thanks for the back rub.

749
00:59:42,417 --> 00:59:45,362
Maybe they're having a lecture
in the parking lot.

750
00:59:45,462 --> 00:59:48,698
Wouldn't it be cool
if they had those huge TV setups

751
00:59:48,798 --> 00:59:51,419
so we could see
what's going on inside?

752
00:59:53,719 --> 00:59:57,331
- Moths?
- Noctuidae principalis.

753
00:59:57,431 --> 01:00:01,668
- We don't have them here.
- Something is happening.

754
01:00:05,438 --> 01:00:09,258
All hell is breaking loose.

755
01:00:11,985 --> 01:00:14,136
<i>And her money's green</i>

756
01:00:14,236 --> 01:00:17,306
<i>She's a tease like
a social disease</i>

757
01:00:17,406 --> 01:00:20,268
<i>But she's still so close
to my reach</i>

758
01:00:20,368 --> 01:00:23,570
<i>If I call, if I call at all</i>

759
01:00:24,621 --> 01:00:26,900
<i>Any time at all</i>

760
01:00:27,123 --> 01:00:29,200
<i>Any time at all</i>

761
01:00:29,417 --> 01:00:31,245
<i>Any time at all</i>

762
01:00:31,460 --> 01:00:32,987
<i>Any time at all</i>

763
01:00:33,087 --> 01:00:35,200
Jackknife!

764
01:00:38,257 --> 01:00:39,993
Are you guys in a band?

765
01:00:40,093 --> 01:00:42,087
We're the Bio-Dome Five.

766
01:00:43,054 --> 01:00:45,130
Which one's Tito?

767
01:00:58,442 --> 01:01:00,720
<i>He's a whore,
do anything for money</i>

768
01:01:00,820 --> 01:01:02,054
<i>He's a whore...</i>

769
01:01:02,154 --> 01:01:04,890
There is no law now.

770
01:01:04,990 --> 01:01:09,155
<i>He's a whore,
and the stories I could tell...</i>

771
01:01:12,538 --> 01:01:13,855
Look out!

772
01:01:16,041 --> 01:01:19,244
- Oh, my God!
- They're going inside?

773
01:01:20,336 --> 01:01:22,280
<i>I'm a whore,
do anything for money</i>

774
01:01:22,380 --> 01:01:25,450
<i>I'm a whore,
so the story goes</i>

775
01:01:25,550 --> 01:01:28,327
Monique. Jen.

776
01:01:28,427 --> 01:01:31,037
- Buena notte.
- Where are they?

777
01:01:31,513 --> 01:01:33,708
- Bud and Doyle?
- No.

778
01:01:36,517 --> 01:01:39,757
- Here you are. Half-price.
- Yeah, right!

779
01:01:41,314 --> 01:01:43,923
Fine! Be that way, snivellers!

780
01:01:49,070 --> 01:01:52,056
Oh my...

781
01:01:52,156 --> 01:01:55,100
This can't be.

782
01:01:55,200 --> 01:01:57,277
En garde!

783
01:02:01,914 --> 01:02:04,275
- What are you doing?
- We're partying.

784
01:02:04,375 --> 01:02:06,694
You're thrashing this place,
you phonies!

785
01:02:06,794 --> 01:02:10,155
You're thrashing the place,
you phonies! So?

786
01:02:10,255 --> 01:02:16,246
- Don't you care about the environment?
- No. We just wanna get laid.

787
01:02:17,303 --> 01:02:21,120
Hell, I'd strangle a dolphin
to get into her pants.

788
01:02:22,933 --> 01:02:26,220
Bud and Doyle! Bud and Doyle!

789
01:02:27,270 --> 01:02:31,139
Hey, everybody! Welcome to the party!

790
01:02:32,066 --> 01:02:36,266
- I could get used to this, Squirly.
- It was just a matter of time.

791
01:02:42,909 --> 01:02:46,312
Monique, Jen! Welcome to paradise!

792
01:02:46,412 --> 01:02:50,274
Ladies! So good of you to come.
Join us!

793
01:02:50,374 --> 01:02:57,955
My queen, this is your kingdom.
And now we're all acting globally!

794
01:02:59,882 --> 01:03:03,288
Bud! Bud, stop this.

795
01:03:03,927 --> 01:03:05,579
- Stop what?
- This!

796
01:03:05,679 --> 01:03:08,999
Doyle, this place is being destroyed!

797
01:03:09,099 --> 01:03:12,042
We thought you guys wanted
a big environmental party.

798
01:03:12,142 --> 01:03:16,177
You assholes!
Don't you care about anything?

799
01:03:16,981 --> 01:03:20,102
Bud, you're killing the Bio-Dome.

800
01:04:11,820 --> 01:04:13,889
- Monique.
- Jen.

801
01:04:13,989 --> 01:04:16,308
You shouldn't be doing this.
This is our mess.

802
01:04:16,408 --> 01:04:18,686
Yeah, this is our problem.

803
01:04:22,413 --> 01:04:24,649
Don't touch me!

804
01:04:24,749 --> 01:04:27,692
Stop! Come on, you guys!
You're making us feel worse.

805
01:04:27,792 --> 01:04:30,987
- Good.
- Do you even realise what you've done?

806
01:04:31,087 --> 01:04:32,614
You're scum.

807
01:04:32,714 --> 01:04:37,044
Do you know how embarrassed I am
that I even know you?

808
01:04:38,093 --> 01:04:40,579
- We're sorry.
- We didn't think.

809
01:04:40,679 --> 01:04:45,211
- That's the problem. You never think.
- About anything.

810
01:04:46,434 --> 01:04:49,211
Wait. Monique, stop.

811
01:04:49,311 --> 01:04:52,923
- Could we call you later?
- Bud, this isn't a joke.

812
01:04:53,023 --> 01:04:55,385
I never wanna see you again.

813
01:04:56,068 --> 01:04:59,720
- Jen?
- I don't know you.

814
01:04:59,820 --> 01:05:03,476
I'm Doyle Johnson.
You've seen me naked!

815
01:05:25,260 --> 01:05:28,381
Faulkner's gone. He disappeared.

816
01:05:30,180 --> 01:05:32,875
All we found were these.

817
01:05:32,975 --> 01:05:35,585
They look like they've been chewed
through by a rat.

818
01:05:35,686 --> 01:05:38,546
First rat to desert a sinking ship.

819
01:05:38,646 --> 01:05:42,266
Romulus.
I should have left you in charge.

820
01:05:44,777 --> 01:05:46,806
Well, maybe not.

821
01:05:47,862 --> 01:05:50,849
Mr Leaky, the damage is devastating.

822
01:05:50,949 --> 01:05:56,110
The toxins are way off the scale, and the
pH is acidic enough to digest a battery.

823
01:05:56,662 --> 01:05:59,899
It took years to build this world,

824
01:05:59,999 --> 01:06:04,068
and you geniuses
took only one month to destroy it!

825
01:06:04,168 --> 01:06:07,030
God couldn't work at such a fast pace.

826
01:06:07,130 --> 01:06:09,990
I haven't seen devastation
of this magnitude

827
01:06:10,090 --> 01:06:13,294
since the Great Chipmunk Fire of '79.

828
01:06:15,387 --> 01:06:17,880
Go home! It's over.

829
01:06:20,850 --> 01:06:22,926
We made Vasquez Lake.

830
01:06:23,394 --> 01:06:26,052
- We've gotta fix it.
- We gotta.

831
01:06:29,107 --> 01:06:31,760
- Where are you guys headed?
- Out.

832
01:06:31,860 --> 01:06:33,678
Wait. You can't leave.

833
01:06:33,778 --> 01:06:36,013
- We're gonna need your help.
- For what?

834
01:06:36,113 --> 01:06:38,974
- To clean this place up.
- There's no point in staying.

835
01:06:39,074 --> 01:06:42,061
- The ecosystem is dead.
- It's not. It's just thrashed.

836
01:06:42,161 --> 01:06:47,106
The aim was life in a sealed environment
without contact from the outside world.

837
01:06:47,206 --> 01:06:50,484
The entire experiment
has been compromised.

838
01:06:50,584 --> 01:06:52,198
Wait!

839
01:06:56,632 --> 01:06:58,993
Screw the experiment!

840
01:07:00,635 --> 01:07:02,703
No one leaves!

841
01:07:02,803 --> 01:07:08,792
Now, listen. We're taking over this dome.
And you guys are gonna help us fix it.

842
01:07:08,892 --> 01:07:13,129
Do you have any idea how impossible
it would be to make this place habitable?

843
01:07:13,229 --> 01:07:15,803
Impossible's my nom de plum.

844
01:07:16,815 --> 01:07:21,595
You guys have spent your whole lives
trying to make the world a better place.

845
01:07:21,695 --> 01:07:24,639
Well, here's your chance.
Only it's not perfect.

846
01:07:24,739 --> 01:07:27,445
It's like it is out there.

847
01:07:27,909 --> 01:07:31,895
Come on, guys.
We gotta save the Bio-Dome.

848
01:07:34,998 --> 01:07:38,610
I've never quit anything in my whole life
except Chinese calligraphy,

849
01:07:38,710 --> 01:07:42,029
my thesis, Tuna and You The Early Years,
kangaroo anatomy,

850
01:07:42,129 --> 01:07:46,409
toe photography,
booger sculpture, masturbation...

851
01:07:46,509 --> 01:07:51,037
Well, maybe not masturbation. But give
me a break. It's the only thing I'm good at.

852
01:07:51,137 --> 01:07:55,249
You are very good at it, Stub.
Very good.

853
01:07:55,349 --> 01:07:58,885
So come on! Who's a quitter?

854
01:08:02,106 --> 01:08:06,176
In five seconds, I'm gonna swallow
this key, so if you wanna leave,

855
01:08:06,276 --> 01:08:08,554
you'd better do it now.

856
01:08:09,821 --> 01:08:10,847
Count it, Squirl.

857
01:08:10,947 --> 01:08:13,272
One...

858
01:08:13,991 --> 01:08:15,851
Two...

859
01:08:15,951 --> 01:08:17,895
I'll do it.

860
01:08:17,995 --> 01:08:19,774
Three...

861
01:08:20,955 --> 01:08:22,732
Four...

862
01:08:22,832 --> 01:08:28,028
Wait, wait, wait. I don't wanna get
locked in. Just wait one second, please.

863
01:08:28,128 --> 01:08:30,238
Let me get outta here. Open the door.

864
01:08:30,338 --> 01:08:34,290
Thank you, Bob.
Nice to see you again, Darryl.

865
01:08:43,225 --> 01:08:45,960
Last chance.

866
01:08:46,060 --> 01:08:48,137
Five.

867
01:08:55,235 --> 01:08:57,179
- Dick!
- Oh, my God!

868
01:08:57,279 --> 01:09:01,526
- Oh, my God! You did it!
- We're all gonna die!

869
01:09:04,285 --> 01:09:07,688
Grouse mate for life,
year after year after year.

870
01:09:07,788 --> 01:09:11,028
They travel thousands of miles
to reunite and mate.

871
01:09:12,792 --> 01:09:15,403
- We were watching that.
- I'll put it back.

872
01:09:15,503 --> 01:09:18,030
I wanna see if the sniper
killed the clown.

873
01:09:18,130 --> 01:09:23,160
If we slow it down, we can see
the bullets enter and exit Buttercup.

874
01:09:23,990 --> 01:09:24,874
Gross!

875
01:09:25,829 --> 01:09:29,500
Back, and to the left.

876
01:09:29,624 --> 01:09:32,631
Back, and to the left.

877
01:09:34,603 --> 01:09:36,633
A clown...

878
01:09:37,689 --> 01:09:40,716
Elsewhere, the infamous Bio-Dome
is back in the news.

879
01:09:40,816 --> 01:09:44,262
A standoff has developed
between scientists still inside

880
01:09:44,362 --> 01:09:46,055
and project investors.

881
01:09:46,155 --> 01:09:48,849
Our Joachim West is live at the scene.

882
01:09:48,949 --> 01:09:52,894
The scientists are refusing to leave
the world they destroyed.

883
01:09:52,994 --> 01:09:56,273
- Bud and Doyle, I love you!
- A standoff?

884
01:09:56,373 --> 01:09:59,567
There's Mr Leaky,
the project's principal investor.

885
01:09:59,667 --> 01:10:02,611
I studied chemistry in Sweden!

886
01:10:02,711 --> 01:10:07,157
All I can say right now
is that we're still negotiating.

887
01:10:07,257 --> 01:10:12,744
We're trying to keep them aware of the
dangerously low level of oxygen inside.

888
01:10:12,844 --> 01:10:13,913
That's all for now.

889
01:10:14,263 --> 01:10:17,124
Homeostasis is 1% of normal.

890
01:10:17,224 --> 01:10:20,210
Animal life will terminate in 14 days.

891
01:10:20,310 --> 01:10:24,338
- 14 days. That's almost two weeks.
- I don't see how it can be done.

892
01:10:24,438 --> 01:10:27,800
Plant life must be revived
in order to produce oxygen for survival.

893
01:10:27,900 --> 01:10:30,890
Bingo! Revive plant life!

894
01:10:32,904 --> 01:10:37,892
Now the plants will get that island tan.
Photosynthesise, planties.

895
01:10:37,992 --> 01:10:42,146
Hopefully it'll also produce what
Doyle and I call the beer-can effect.

896
01:10:42,246 --> 01:10:47,567
Heat inside stimulates condensation,
like the outside of a cold brew.

897
01:10:47,667 --> 01:10:51,321
That should increase the moisture
inside here and bring on a downpour.

898
01:10:51,421 --> 01:10:54,615
It'll work. All we gotta do
is filter the air.

899
01:10:54,715 --> 01:10:56,867
Light bulb!

900
01:10:56,967 --> 01:11:01,581
Makin' a filter, makin' a filter.

901
01:11:02,013 --> 01:11:05,917
Makin' a filter.

902
01:11:06,976 --> 01:11:11,421
Don't worry, Stub. Olivia said
we could just use wet bedsheets.

903
01:11:11,521 --> 01:11:14,716
- What about all these butts?
- At least you collected 'em.

904
01:11:14,816 --> 01:11:17,885
Do you know how many laws
you've broken?

905
01:11:17,985 --> 01:11:20,054
How many?

906
01:11:20,154 --> 01:11:24,850
Bud? Doyle?
Where's the key to the back door?

907
01:11:24,950 --> 01:11:27,977
- Doyle's got it.
- Thank God!

908
01:11:28,077 --> 01:11:31,231
- Doyle, give me the key.
- Give the man the key.

909
01:11:31,331 --> 01:11:33,526
- Are you sure?
- Give him the key.

910
01:11:34,166 --> 01:11:36,242
OK.

911
01:11:41,340 --> 01:11:42,918
Push!

912
01:11:43,966 --> 01:11:47,078
He needs a cup of Joe to let it flow!

913
01:11:48,620 --> 01:11:49,830
Leaky!

914
01:11:49,930 --> 01:11:54,675
- Reach on up in there and get it!
- But make sure you take off your watch!

915
01:11:55,435 --> 01:11:58,963
No, I was the last one out. And Bob,
the last words he said to me were...

916
01:11:59,063 --> 01:12:03,592
If I go, man, you take the torch,
you save the planet. And I'm, like, wild.

917
01:12:03,692 --> 01:12:05,344
- Excuse me.
- Monique!

918
01:12:05,444 --> 01:12:09,893
- I see Mom let you off your leash.
- Make way.

919
01:12:10,782 --> 01:12:14,351
Bud and Doyle refuse to speak
to anyone but you.

920
01:12:14,451 --> 01:12:18,147
You would be doing the world
and posterity a great favour

921
01:12:18,247 --> 01:12:22,945
if you could convince them both
to give up this foolish quest.

922
01:12:24,877 --> 01:12:27,536
Hi, guys.

923
01:12:30,549 --> 01:12:32,826
So...

924
01:12:32,926 --> 01:12:35,787
So when are you guys gonna come out?

925
01:12:35,887 --> 01:12:39,755
Earth Day. You guys still mad at us?

926
01:12:40,599 --> 01:12:44,795
- Is that what this is all about?
- This isn't one of our pranks, Monique.

927
01:12:44,895 --> 01:12:47,922
- We're for real.
- You're really for real?

928
01:12:48,022 --> 01:12:52,721
- We think about you guys all the time.
- We miss you too.

929
01:12:54,862 --> 01:12:57,472
You've come a long way, Bud.

930
01:13:07,415 --> 01:13:10,737
Thanks. That really helped a lot.

931
01:13:12,419 --> 01:13:16,156
I've used this technique
in many siege situations.

932
01:13:16,256 --> 01:13:19,658
It's pure torture.
This'll definitely drive them out.

933
01:13:19,758 --> 01:13:21,702
You're the expert.

934
01:13:41,195 --> 01:13:44,053
Good boy, Billy. Good boy.

935
01:13:46,282 --> 01:13:49,273
Romulus!
Your popalopedos are porking!

936
01:13:56,750 --> 01:14:00,830
- Excellent tree bark, y'all.
- Tastes just like chicken.

937
01:14:02,087 --> 01:14:04,164
Here you go, friend.

938
01:14:08,343 --> 01:14:10,464
48 per cent of normal!

939
01:14:12,096 --> 01:14:15,749
It's really like I have
two sons, Doyle and Bud.

940
01:14:20,771 --> 01:14:23,673
I have one from L'Institut de Nature
in Strasbourg.

941
01:14:23,773 --> 01:14:26,551
They want Bud and Doyle
to stockpile their sperm bank.

942
01:14:26,651 --> 01:14:31,597
Bladder Buster want the boys to endorse
their new drink, the Colonic Cannon.

943
01:14:31,697 --> 01:14:35,517
You're not gonna believe
who this one's from, Mr Leaky.

944
01:14:35,617 --> 01:14:38,062
Viva Las Bio-Dome.

945
01:14:40,412 --> 01:14:46,527
Take the right leg, throw it up, push it
to your chest, and then bam, behind there.

946
01:14:46,627 --> 01:14:49,195
We could grow
a whole new crop of tomatoes.

947
01:14:49,295 --> 01:14:51,040
Trick or treat!

948
01:14:52,340 --> 01:14:54,492
What? You don't have any candy?

949
01:14:54,592 --> 01:14:58,245
Oh, look at you! Look at you!

950
01:14:58,345 --> 01:15:00,838
And what's your little name?

951
01:15:01,306 --> 01:15:03,792
Purple sticky punge.

952
01:15:03,892 --> 01:15:07,428
You're gonna make someone
really happy.

953
01:15:11,607 --> 01:15:16,595
Checkin' Santa's list
to see who's been naughty or nice!

954
01:15:16,695 --> 01:15:20,728
Bud and Doyle! Bud and Doyle!

955
01:15:27,663 --> 01:15:30,902
Happy New Year!

956
01:15:54,603 --> 01:15:59,925
Crunchy soy patty
with lactose-free cheese?

957
01:16:00,025 --> 01:16:02,301
I need a few minutes.
I need a fuse...

958
01:16:02,401 --> 01:16:08,144
Ionised chlorophyll dilineate
with red dye number two?

959
01:16:09,949 --> 01:16:11,528
Yeah! Keep going!

960
01:16:12,452 --> 01:16:16,397
- Senseless vandalism.
- Do you think it's really Faulkner?

961
01:16:16,497 --> 01:16:20,150
Whoever was in this closet
knew what they were looking for.

962
01:16:20,250 --> 01:16:23,445
I'll tell him we're sorry
and that we'll try to make up for it.

963
01:16:23,545 --> 01:16:27,490
We should get him back here involved.
We could use another genius.

964
01:16:27,590 --> 01:16:31,953
- I don't think that's a very good idea.
- If he wanted to talk, he'd come to us.

965
01:16:32,053 --> 01:16:35,671
What do you think
he's been doing all this time?

966
01:16:44,897 --> 01:16:46,973
I am God.

967
01:16:48,651 --> 01:16:50,726
I'm God.

968
01:16:56,241 --> 01:16:58,732
No, I am God.

969
01:16:59,701 --> 01:17:01,945
I am God.

970
01:17:03,831 --> 01:17:08,025
All is quiet as the Domers
spend their last days inside,

971
01:17:08,125 --> 01:17:11,863
trying to reach homeostasis.
This is Joachim West reporting.

972
01:17:11,963 --> 01:17:15,073
- It's gonna be a blast.
- A three-day rally to boycott fur.

973
01:17:15,173 --> 01:17:19,411
- Start with the fur on your back, homos.
- Sapiens!

974
01:17:19,511 --> 01:17:21,375
That was good.

975
01:17:24,098 --> 01:17:26,174
No, I am God.

976
01:17:31,646 --> 01:17:33,548
Homeostasis is at 98%.

977
01:17:33,648 --> 01:17:37,010
We're close.
It's gonna come down to the wire.

978
01:17:37,110 --> 01:17:39,178
Only ten hours left.

979
01:17:39,278 --> 01:17:42,648
- If only we had another day.
- Or another 24 hours.

980
01:18:07,136 --> 01:18:09,249
- Ladies.
- Hey, guys.

981
01:18:10,305 --> 01:18:15,627
We just wanted to say
thanks for everything.

982
01:18:15,727 --> 01:18:20,589
We thought you were brain-damaged
or something, but we were wrong.

983
01:18:20,689 --> 01:18:23,467
- You're very special.
- You mean, like,

984
01:18:23,567 --> 01:18:27,053
special like riding on
a little yellow bus to school special?

985
01:18:27,153 --> 01:18:28,930
Very special.

986
01:18:29,030 --> 01:18:32,683
And I've been thinking
about that yoghurt thing.

987
01:18:32,783 --> 01:18:36,436
Fruit at the bottom,
waiting to be stirred.

988
01:18:53,134 --> 01:18:55,413
Wait. I have a girlfriend.

989
01:19:00,307 --> 01:19:02,167
Doyle! Doyle!

990
01:19:04,061 --> 01:19:06,130
Doyle!

991
01:19:06,230 --> 01:19:08,092
Excuse me, please.

992
01:19:19,241 --> 01:19:24,061
We're sorry. It's just, we have girlfriends
outside the dome. But you are just...

993
01:19:24,161 --> 01:19:26,897
- Good night, Squirly.
- Good night, Doyle.

994
01:19:26,997 --> 01:19:29,490
Wait... wait...

995
01:19:35,171 --> 01:19:40,284
That might have been the smartest
or the dumbest thing we've ever done.

996
01:19:40,384 --> 01:19:42,771
Probably both.

997
01:19:44,972 --> 01:19:47,623
What's that? That noise?

998
01:19:47,723 --> 01:19:49,417
- What?
- Do you hear that?

999
01:19:49,517 --> 01:19:50,960
- What is it?
- I don't know.

1000
01:20:02,787 --> 01:20:06,348
Check out Faulkner's
secret-hatch action.

1001
01:20:06,448 --> 01:20:09,522
- Cool.
- Yeah. How James Bond-ish.

1002
01:20:10,619 --> 01:20:12,695
Hurry up.

1003
01:20:16,373 --> 01:20:17,450
Hurry up.

1004
01:20:18,334 --> 01:20:20,410
Come on, Stub.

1005
01:20:24,882 --> 01:20:26,958
What is that?

1006
01:20:28,801 --> 01:20:30,870
Ahoy, Noah!

1007
01:20:30,970 --> 01:20:34,874
- Matey!
- Oh, hi.

1008
01:20:35,391 --> 01:20:38,460
- You don't look so good.
- You're lookin' kinda grizzly.

1009
01:20:38,560 --> 01:20:43,840
I have a lovely sack of coconuts

1010
01:20:44,482 --> 01:20:47,301
that I've altered in a small way,

1011
01:20:47,401 --> 01:20:53,191
and I wondered, would you be
kind enough to hold them for me?

1012
01:20:54,240 --> 01:20:55,392
- OK.
- Sure.

1013
01:20:56,493 --> 01:20:58,436
- Where you been, man?
- We missed ya.

1014
01:20:58,536 --> 01:21:00,896
Smelly.

1015
01:21:00,996 --> 01:21:05,275
In case you've been wondering,
we have been kicking some serious ass

1016
01:21:05,375 --> 01:21:07,569
on the homeostasis front.

1017
01:21:07,669 --> 01:21:11,406
This place is almost back to normal.
So what are the coconuts for?

1018
01:21:11,506 --> 01:21:13,574
Piña coladas?

1019
01:21:13,674 --> 01:21:18,412
I'm rigging some pyrotechnics
for the door-opening ceremony tomorrow,

1020
01:21:18,512 --> 01:21:24,550
which I feel is essential for
the culmination of this whole process.

1021
01:21:27,812 --> 01:21:30,090
Let me... please.

1022
01:21:38,112 --> 01:21:42,442
I don't think he liked the way
you played with his coconuts.

1023
01:21:42,908 --> 01:21:48,236
When the doors open, I don't anticipate
any problems. Just let them come out.

1024
01:21:49,497 --> 01:21:54,026
Boys, isn't it amazing
how clear everything gets sometimes?

1025
01:21:54,126 --> 01:22:00,282
Haven't you felt that? That moment when
everything is proportionally correct?

1026
01:22:00,382 --> 01:22:04,661
That's how I am now. Anyway, boys,
keep your eye on the clock.

1027
01:22:04,761 --> 01:22:09,290
When it hits zero,
you will like what you see.

1028
01:22:09,390 --> 01:22:11,918
- Adieu!
- Adieu!

1029
01:22:12,852 --> 01:22:15,128
And off he goes.

1030
01:22:15,228 --> 01:22:18,089
- Into the wild blue.
- Come on.

1031
01:22:18,189 --> 01:22:19,720
OK.

1032
01:22:20,358 --> 01:22:24,094
- Hey, wait a minute.
- A cluster.

1033
01:22:24,194 --> 01:22:28,599
- Coconut.
- Hey, you know, he's not such a bad guy.

1034
01:22:28,699 --> 01:22:32,101
- For a grizzly guy.
- Yeah. He's just, like, a little...

1035
01:22:32,201 --> 01:22:36,188
- He's like misunderstood.
- Exactly.

1036
01:22:37,622 --> 01:22:42,694
- We bring out the best in people.
- And people bring out the best in us.

1037
01:22:42,794 --> 01:22:46,197
I mean, look at us right now.
Who'd ever have thought?

1038
01:22:46,297 --> 01:22:48,366
Look! Right.

1039
01:22:48,466 --> 01:22:50,542
Here. Go long.

1040
01:22:51,719 --> 01:22:54,210
Stubby going long!

1041
01:23:08,899 --> 01:23:10,268
You OK, Stub?

1042
01:23:17,533 --> 01:23:20,435
That was no ordinary coconut.

1043
01:23:20,535 --> 01:23:24,570
- We rigged tons of those things.
- They could level this place!

1044
01:23:24,915 --> 01:23:28,859
- Help! Let us out of here!
- There's a bomb in here! Open the door!

1045
01:23:28,959 --> 01:23:32,613
Hey, what's going on? What's going on?

1046
01:23:32,713 --> 01:23:34,825
Don't worry.

1047
01:23:37,217 --> 01:23:40,753
You can't do that!
It cost $2,000 a sheet!

1048
01:23:42,513 --> 01:23:45,541
- Damn bionic glass!
- What are we gonna do?

1049
01:23:45,641 --> 01:23:48,544
- We gotta stop that mother Faulkner!
- Stubby!

1050
01:23:48,644 --> 01:23:50,719
Squirly!

1051
01:23:51,562 --> 01:23:54,924
You boys come back!
It's too dangerous back there!

1052
01:23:55,024 --> 01:23:58,559
Remote link activated, Doctor.

1053
01:23:59,361 --> 01:24:03,561
My creation, I know thee not.

1054
01:24:05,283 --> 01:24:10,230
But go gently into the maelstrom.

1055
01:24:10,913 --> 01:24:12,741
Freeze!

1056
01:24:14,415 --> 01:24:17,902
Roshambo for the dome, Doc?
You feel lucky?

1057
01:24:18,002 --> 01:24:20,697
Well, yeah, I think I do.

1058
01:24:20,797 --> 01:24:23,039
On three. One, two, three.

1059
01:24:25,342 --> 01:24:28,996
- Paper?
- Don't feel bad.

1060
01:24:29,096 --> 01:24:31,372
I would have done it anyway.

1061
01:24:31,472 --> 01:24:34,417
- No!
- Give me the detonator.

1062
01:24:34,517 --> 01:24:37,009
What is the magic word?

1063
01:24:40,188 --> 01:24:42,924
Destruct sequence activated.

1064
01:24:43,024 --> 01:24:47,511
- Destruct sequence activated.
- There has to be a magic word.

1065
01:24:47,611 --> 01:24:49,305
The magic word's on three.

1066
01:24:49,405 --> 01:24:50,473
Three!

1067
01:24:53,534 --> 01:25:00,189
You cut him off through the tunnel.
I'm gonna go get his maelstrom.

1068
01:25:05,502 --> 01:25:08,489
I got ya now, Faulkner!
Come on, baby!

1069
01:25:08,589 --> 01:25:11,495
I'm comin' for ya! I'm comin' for ya!

1070
01:25:14,760 --> 01:25:19,423
Wheels! So that's how
that rat's been gettin' around.

1071
01:25:30,858 --> 01:25:32,722
When I get you, I'm gonna...

1072
01:25:44,119 --> 01:25:45,615
Slow down!

1073
01:26:00,926 --> 01:26:03,453
- I'm going back in!
- I'm going with you.

1074
01:26:03,553 --> 01:26:06,957
I'm going to worry about you guys
while you're in there.

1075
01:26:07,057 --> 01:26:08,749
- Come on!
- Just kidding.

1076
01:26:08,849 --> 01:26:12,003
When I see you, I'm gonna...
When I get you, I'm gonna...

1077
01:26:12,103 --> 01:26:15,089
Will you finish a complete thought?

1078
01:26:19,442 --> 01:26:21,472
Got it! I got it!

1079
01:26:23,238 --> 01:26:25,313
You idiot!

1080
01:26:26,323 --> 01:26:28,103
I got it!

1081
01:26:37,375 --> 01:26:39,570
Hang on, Squirl!

1082
01:26:45,924 --> 01:26:46,910
Get him, Squirl!

1083
01:26:50,761 --> 01:26:53,087
You're choking me!

1084
01:26:54,432 --> 01:26:57,500
- Give it to me! Give me the detonator!
- No!

1085
01:26:57,600 --> 01:27:00,887
- I'm coming, Squirl!
- Give me the detonator!

1086
01:27:02,021 --> 01:27:04,383
Assume the position!

1087
01:27:10,028 --> 01:27:13,647
Warning. Detonation in five, four...

1088
01:27:14,699 --> 01:27:17,737
three, two, one...

1089
01:27:18,035 --> 01:27:21,563
Destruct sequence deactivated.

1090
01:27:21,663 --> 01:27:24,524
Homeostasis restored to 100%.

1091
01:27:24,624 --> 01:27:27,034
- Happy Earth Day.
- What's happening?

1092
01:27:31,589 --> 01:27:33,867
We did it!

1093
01:27:40,346 --> 01:27:42,707
That was the stupidest thing
we've ever done.

1094
01:27:42,807 --> 01:27:45,876
But sometimes stupid can be
pretty cool.

1095
01:27:45,976 --> 01:27:48,253
- Bud!
- Doyle!

1096
01:27:48,353 --> 01:27:51,465
Hey! We did it! We stopped Faulkner!

1097
01:27:57,987 --> 01:28:00,396
I like you.

1098
01:28:01,114 --> 01:28:05,019
God, Romulus!
Easy with the tongue action.

1099
01:28:13,167 --> 01:28:14,243
Yeah!

1100
01:28:39,524 --> 01:28:45,812
- Those poor folks! They must be toast.
- Remember your training.

1101
01:29:00,291 --> 01:29:02,986
- Where's Faulkner?
- Let's go arrest him!

1102
01:29:03,086 --> 01:29:10,952
I underestimated you fellas. Interested in
a permanent job at Bio-Dome? Big bucks.

1103
01:29:18,891 --> 01:29:21,384
You guys are my heroes.

1104
01:29:24,479 --> 01:29:26,923
- Bye, Doyle.
- Bye, Mimi.

1105
01:29:27,023 --> 01:29:30,926
- Bye-bye. We'll miss you.
- Well, Petri dish, what can I say?

1106
01:29:31,026 --> 01:29:34,430
How about goodbye?
You can save the world from your couch.

1107
01:29:34,530 --> 01:29:36,515
Bye.

1108
01:29:36,615 --> 01:29:40,060
- I'm so proud of you, Doyle.
- I'm proud of me too.

1109
01:29:40,160 --> 01:29:42,438
- You should be.
- Love you.

1110
01:29:45,665 --> 01:29:50,611
We definitely learnt a few things.
For one, we definitely have to listen to...

1111
01:29:50,711 --> 01:29:55,073
- Your girlfriends.
- Yes, but most importantly Mother Nature.

1112
01:29:56,373 --> 01:29:58,242
What's wrong, sweetie?

1113
01:29:58,342 --> 01:30:01,204
I think Mother Nature's
callin' me again, Squirl.

1114
01:30:01,304 --> 01:30:03,705
- Can you cork it?
- Negatory.

1115
01:30:03,805 --> 01:30:08,293
- There's no place to go out here.
- Hey, what about that factory?

1116
01:30:08,393 --> 01:30:13,056
- I don't think so, Bud.
- Trust me, OK? We're celebrities.

1117
01:30:13,564 --> 01:30:16,217
- Squirly!
- Stubby!

1118
01:30:16,317 --> 01:30:18,808
Drive up!

1119
01:30:24,199 --> 01:30:26,600
Anybody seen Faulkner?

1120
01:30:26,700 --> 01:30:29,603
- No sign of him over here.
- How could he have gotten out?

1121
01:30:29,703 --> 01:30:32,731
- He's not here. I don't see him.
- Check the lagoon.

1122
01:30:32,831 --> 01:30:37,402
- He's not here.
- He must've gone through the back door.

1123
01:30:37,502 --> 01:30:39,570
Where'd he get the key?