1 00:00:32,481 --> 00:00:34,775 I believe in the American way of life, 5 00:00:34,817 --> 00:00:37,528 - that every American should have an honest job, a family... 2 00:00:37,611 --> 00:00:39,739 and a home to call their own. 3 00:00:39,822 --> 00:00:42,992 And two, two cars in every garage, you betcha. 4 00:00:44,243 --> 00:00:46,495 What does this car do for 100 grand? 5 00:00:46,579 --> 00:00:48,831 Play with your nuts while you drive? 6 00:00:48,914 --> 00:00:51,167 That would beat the shit out of cruise control. 7 00:00:51,250 --> 00:00:54,170 Anybody that would drop 100 grand on a car deserves to get it stolen, 8 00:00:54,253 --> 00:00:57,965 - then the shit kicked out of 'em. Hey, I'm driving. - Hell, no. 9 00:00:58,007 --> 00:01:01,677 - What are you talking about, no? - 'Cause you drive like that kid Corky from Life Goes On. 10 00:01:01,761 --> 00:01:04,638 Well, you drive like a goddamn maniac. 11 00:01:04,680 --> 00:01:07,433 Why don't you yell louder? I don't think you woke anybody up yet. 12 00:01:07,516 --> 00:01:10,144 You're wrong. 13 00:01:10,186 --> 00:01:11,604 Uh-oh. 14 00:01:20,362 --> 00:01:23,199 # Jump me Let me take you back in time # 15 00:01:23,282 --> 00:01:25,576 See the size of that guy's gun? 16 00:01:25,659 --> 00:01:27,495 That was a big gun. 17 00:01:27,536 --> 00:01:30,414 - Hey, what's wrong with you? You said the guy wasn't home. 18 00:01:30,498 --> 00:01:33,542 - Uh-oh, we got company. - Aw, shit! 19 00:01:33,626 --> 00:01:35,544 # On the brink with my. 357 # 20 00:01:35,628 --> 00:01:37,588 # The tab on your drink Boom, boom, went to heaven # 21 00:01:37,671 --> 00:01:40,174 # Move over on the right Feels so dang heavy # 22 00:01:43,594 --> 00:01:46,931 Don't let 'im kill me, man! I got shit to do tomorrow! 23 00:01:47,014 --> 00:01:50,518 Aw, no! 24 00:01:59,026 --> 00:02:02,363 Watch it! 25 00:02:02,405 --> 00:02:05,741 All right, all right. People. 26 00:02:05,825 --> 00:02:08,202 Shit! 27 00:02:08,244 --> 00:02:10,663 We didn't hit 'em. We didn't. 28 00:02:35,563 --> 00:02:38,023 Okay, you happy? You messed with me. 29 00:02:38,107 --> 00:02:40,401 Why are we parked in front of a police station? 30 00:02:40,443 --> 00:02:43,279 Yo, officer! Excuse me. 31 00:02:43,320 --> 00:02:46,198 You smoke crack tonight? 32 00:02:46,282 --> 00:02:48,951 - Shh, it's gonna be fine. - Yeah? 33 00:02:49,035 --> 00:02:52,496 Could you help a brother out? We tryin' to get to Disneyland. 34 00:02:52,580 --> 00:02:55,082 The two of you are on your way to Disneyland? 35 00:02:55,166 --> 00:02:57,585 Yeah, this is my retarded friend. 36 00:02:57,626 --> 00:03:00,254 He's from, uh, Arkansas or somewhere, 37 00:03:00,337 --> 00:03:02,631 and he wants to go to Disneyland. 38 00:03:02,673 --> 00:03:04,800 Right, you wanna go to Disneyland, man? 39 00:03:04,884 --> 00:03:07,970 - Disneyland. - See, Disneyland? 40 00:03:08,054 --> 00:03:11,974 Where? I love the way he says Dis... Say that again. 41 00:03:12,058 --> 00:03:14,602 Disneyland. 42 00:03:14,643 --> 00:03:16,937 He loves Disneyland, so that's where we tryin' to go. 43 00:03:16,979 --> 00:03:19,482 All right, go east on 10. 44 00:03:19,565 --> 00:03:22,151 When you get to the 5, you go south to Anaheim. 45 00:03:22,234 --> 00:03:24,153 Signs all over the place. 46 00:03:24,195 --> 00:03:27,156 So the cop, man, not only was he stupid, he gave us directions. 47 00:03:27,239 --> 00:03:30,284 - That man drew us a map to this place. - Yeah, he got me. 48 00:03:30,326 --> 00:03:33,162 But you do that again, I swear to God... 49 00:03:33,245 --> 00:03:36,165 Hi, Mimi. I got it. Let's see. 50 00:03:37,708 --> 00:03:40,294 You can get drinks for everybody, okay? 51 00:03:40,336 --> 00:03:42,338 Thanks, Archie. 52 00:03:45,841 --> 00:03:48,177 To the Rock and Archie Show. 53 00:03:48,260 --> 00:03:52,515 You know that. Yo, man, there's somethin' I ain't understandin' here. 54 00:03:52,598 --> 00:03:55,810 Everything we get, we split down the middle, right? 55 00:03:55,851 --> 00:03:57,812 Of course we do. We're partners. 56 00:03:57,853 --> 00:04:01,315 So tell me this, partner. Why your bankroll always fatter than mine? 57 00:04:01,357 --> 00:04:03,484 You got money problems or something? 58 00:04:03,526 --> 00:04:07,071 I mean, well, it ain't no shit I can't handle. You know, a little... 59 00:04:07,154 --> 00:04:10,366 Well, whatever's mine is yours. You know that. 60 00:04:10,449 --> 00:04:12,910 Yeah, I know that. 61 00:04:15,621 --> 00:04:18,332 Ooh, I like that. 62 00:04:18,374 --> 00:04:20,376 Easy, lover boy. 63 00:04:20,459 --> 00:04:23,504 - Any woman that fine got to have a man somewhere. - So? 64 00:04:23,546 --> 00:04:27,591 "So"? So you fight like Peter McNealy. You wanna get your ass whooped again? 65 00:04:27,675 --> 00:04:32,012 That's the beauty of havin' you around, man. You got my back. 66 00:04:32,054 --> 00:04:34,098 You hope. 67 00:04:43,232 --> 00:04:46,026 - What? - What do you mean, what? 68 00:04:46,068 --> 00:04:49,196 - I heard you calling me over here. - I didn't call you over here. 69 00:04:49,238 --> 00:04:52,199 My friend told me you called me over here to make out with me. 70 00:04:52,241 --> 00:04:54,368 - He said you said that. - Are you kidding? 71 00:04:54,452 --> 00:04:57,496 What? He's the one who said it. I will if... 72 00:04:58,706 --> 00:05:00,416 What's up? 73 00:05:00,458 --> 00:05:03,002 What the fuck do you think you're doin'? 74 00:05:03,085 --> 00:05:05,463 Shit. 75 00:05:05,546 --> 00:05:09,759 I know, uh, it looks like I was hittin' on your girlfriend here. 76 00:05:09,800 --> 00:05:12,762 But, uh... in actuality, 77 00:05:12,803 --> 00:05:15,890 I was fuckin' hittin' on her harder than you think, motherfucker. 78 00:05:15,931 --> 00:05:18,559 So why don't you step the fuck back... 79 00:05:18,642 --> 00:05:21,437 before I bitch-slap your fuckin' hiney? 80 00:05:21,479 --> 00:05:23,481 I'm gonna kill you. 81 00:05:23,564 --> 00:05:25,816 Hey, my man, is there a problem here? 82 00:05:25,900 --> 00:05:28,819 Yeah, there's a problem. Fuckin' snatchface is a fuckin' problem, man! 83 00:05:28,903 --> 00:05:32,990 - Archie, chill! - Motherfucker! I'll bite your fuckin' ear off! 84 00:05:33,074 --> 00:05:37,078 - Arch, chill. - I'm tryin' to chill, man. Daddy dipshit won't let me. 85 00:05:37,119 --> 00:05:40,664 He's drivin' me nuts with them fuckin' crazy eyes and that armpit stench! 86 00:05:40,748 --> 00:05:44,001 Okay, okay, okay. Apparently you all got some shit to work out. 87 00:05:44,085 --> 00:05:46,087 No, no, no, no, no. We worked this shit out. 88 00:05:46,170 --> 00:05:48,130 I'm glad we worked this shit out, man. 89 00:05:48,172 --> 00:05:50,716 Let me buy you a drink. You buy me... 90 00:05:50,800 --> 00:05:53,094 Kick him in the balls. Kick him in the balls. 91 00:05:53,135 --> 00:05:56,389 Now it's on, motherfucker. Now it's on! 92 00:05:56,472 --> 00:06:01,102 - Keats! - Man, not like that. 93 00:06:01,143 --> 00:06:04,063 - So what's up? - Like this. 94 00:06:16,158 --> 00:06:19,787 Ooh, that's the old school shit. 95 00:06:19,829 --> 00:06:23,040 Honey! Oh, muffin! 96 00:06:23,124 --> 00:06:26,335 - Oh, honey, okay. How's your twinkie, huh? 97 00:06:30,464 --> 00:06:34,510 Yo, man, what kind of nasty-ass meat is that you're eatin'? 98 00:06:34,593 --> 00:06:37,638 Look like some shit outta Jeffrey Dahmer's refrigerator. 99 00:06:37,722 --> 00:06:41,517 Thanks, man. All right, thank you. 100 00:06:41,600 --> 00:06:44,353 All right. 101 00:06:44,395 --> 00:06:47,982 Let me tell you somethin'. I do got some shit goin' on. 102 00:06:48,065 --> 00:06:51,026 You know, that car stealin' shit we've been doin', that's fine. 103 00:06:51,110 --> 00:06:53,946 I have a good time doin' that with you, but I... 104 00:06:54,029 --> 00:06:56,532 My serious income's comin' from this guy, Keats. 105 00:06:56,615 --> 00:07:00,911 I'm tellin' you, he is the biggest drug lord in the west. 106 00:07:00,995 --> 00:07:02,872 - The biggest. - Get outta here. 107 00:07:04,832 --> 00:07:07,835 You know, Ron, of all your inventions, this is probably the one... 108 00:07:07,918 --> 00:07:10,838 My mother just started using that stuff; it works. 109 00:07:10,880 --> 00:07:13,215 And two, two cars in every garage. 110 00:07:13,299 --> 00:07:15,509 Check it out. There's the man himself. 111 00:07:15,551 --> 00:07:19,221 Come on down to Colton Motors. Fetch your piece of that American dream. 112 00:07:19,305 --> 00:07:22,099 What do you do for the car guy? 113 00:07:22,183 --> 00:07:26,312 I'm the point man. I set up drops and meet the shipments. 114 00:07:26,395 --> 00:07:29,231 All I gotta do is make sure Mr. Colton is happy. 115 00:07:29,273 --> 00:07:33,652 Well, if he's as large as you say he is, then he's got to be happy. 116 00:07:33,736 --> 00:07:37,907 I've been thinking about this shit, and... You need money... 117 00:07:37,990 --> 00:07:41,744 Basically, you're the only guy I've ever trusted in my entire life. 118 00:07:41,786 --> 00:07:45,247 So I was thinking I could talk to Mr. Colton about bringin' you in. 119 00:07:45,331 --> 00:07:48,000 But yo, I'm just a petty car thief, man. 120 00:07:48,084 --> 00:07:50,920 You're talkin' some all industrial-type shit. 121 00:07:50,961 --> 00:07:53,464 I swear to you, it's very, very easy. 122 00:07:53,547 --> 00:07:56,092 It's easy, huh? 123 00:07:56,175 --> 00:07:58,219 Are you in or what? 124 00:07:59,720 --> 00:08:01,389 I trust you, man. Put me down. 125 00:08:01,555 --> 00:08:04,058 You're doin' the right thing. 126 00:08:04,141 --> 00:08:07,228 - All right, Mo, you want a ride? - No, man, I'll walk it. 127 00:08:07,311 --> 00:08:10,398 - You sure? - I ain't gonna drive with you if I don't have to. 128 00:08:10,481 --> 00:08:13,401 - All right, man. Keep it real, son. - All right. 129 00:08:26,664 --> 00:08:28,749 - Police. Freeze! - Hey! 130 00:08:28,833 --> 00:08:32,420 The party's over, Jack. If you move, I'll blow your goddamn brains out. 131 00:08:32,503 --> 00:08:34,422 You're breakin' my arm, Miles Davis. 132 00:08:34,505 --> 00:08:36,924 - You fuckin' pussy! - Hey, relax. 133 00:08:37,007 --> 00:08:40,094 What are you and the black in the hat doin' followin' me around anyway? 134 00:08:40,177 --> 00:08:42,221 We was just in the neighborhood. 135 00:08:45,182 --> 00:08:47,852 Did you have fun at Disneyland? 136 00:08:51,021 --> 00:08:53,399 Here he is, Captain. 137 00:08:56,694 --> 00:08:59,947 Anybody ever tell you you look like a struck match? 138 00:09:05,411 --> 00:09:10,082 What's the word, Rock, Jack, whatever your name is? 139 00:09:10,124 --> 00:09:13,461 The word is, El Capitan, 140 00:09:13,502 --> 00:09:16,964 this last year of my life is about to pay itself off. 141 00:09:17,006 --> 00:09:19,467 What're you tellin' me? 142 00:09:19,508 --> 00:09:24,388 What I'm tellin' you is, Archie Moses is taking me to meet the man. 143 00:09:24,472 --> 00:09:27,933 And finally, Frank Colton is goin' down. 144 00:09:30,061 --> 00:09:31,979 Congratulations, Jack. 145 00:09:32,063 --> 00:09:35,608 You bring down Colton, it's gonna make your career. 146 00:09:35,649 --> 00:09:37,943 Hey, man, I don't even care about that. 147 00:09:37,985 --> 00:09:41,030 All I care about is puttin' that scumbag behind bars where he belongs. 148 00:09:41,113 --> 00:09:45,701 There's a shipment comin' into San Pedro next week. It's supposed to be huge. 149 00:09:45,785 --> 00:09:48,037 When do you meet with Colton? 150 00:09:48,120 --> 00:09:49,955 Moses gonna introduce me tomorrow. 151 00:09:49,997 --> 00:09:52,958 - You're gonna wear a wire. - I don't know. 152 00:09:53,000 --> 00:09:55,336 Jack, it's a good idea to wear a wire. 153 00:09:55,378 --> 00:09:57,213 I'll sleep on it. 154 00:09:57,296 --> 00:10:00,341 Disneyland. 155 00:10:00,424 --> 00:10:02,343 What? 156 00:10:02,426 --> 00:10:04,762 Nothing. 157 00:10:04,845 --> 00:10:07,473 Just something Archie did. He's crazy. 158 00:10:07,515 --> 00:10:10,184 What, are you gettin' sweet on this guy? 159 00:10:10,267 --> 00:10:12,895 - No. - Let me tell you something. 160 00:10:12,978 --> 00:10:15,940 You pal around with somebody long enough, 161 00:10:16,023 --> 00:10:19,568 you forget he's the bad guy. 162 00:10:22,863 --> 00:10:25,574 So why don't you tell me about your damn self, Mr. Keats? 163 00:10:25,658 --> 00:10:27,952 Well, the truth is, there ain't much to say. 164 00:10:28,035 --> 00:10:31,497 I mean, you know, I did some time up north for breaking and entering, 165 00:10:31,580 --> 00:10:34,166 a little armed robbery, petty shit like that. 166 00:10:34,250 --> 00:10:38,212 Well, what about references? Do you trust this man, Moses? 167 00:10:38,295 --> 00:10:41,215 Mr. Colton, I trust this guy with my life. 168 00:10:41,298 --> 00:10:43,551 That's good, that's good. 169 00:10:43,634 --> 00:10:47,555 I mean, because trust is a very important commodity in business. 170 00:10:47,638 --> 00:10:50,558 True that. True that! 171 00:10:50,599 --> 00:10:53,018 True that, true that. 172 00:10:53,060 --> 00:10:57,606 And I wanna tell you who I trust. I trust Moses here. 173 00:10:57,690 --> 00:11:00,609 Thank you. 174 00:11:00,693 --> 00:11:04,196 And I trust my colleague, Mr. Bledsoe. 175 00:11:04,280 --> 00:11:07,366 But most importantly, Mr. Keats, I wanna tell you who I don't trust. 176 00:11:07,450 --> 00:11:09,535 - I don't trust you. - Yo! 177 00:11:09,577 --> 00:11:11,203 Hey! 178 00:11:11,287 --> 00:11:14,081 See, I don't trust you 'cause, hell, I don't know you. 179 00:11:14,123 --> 00:11:17,960 - Search him. - This is bullshit. I don't wanna search him. 180 00:11:18,044 --> 00:11:20,296 You search him, not 'cause you want to, 181 00:11:20,379 --> 00:11:23,591 but because you have to, you understand? 182 00:11:23,632 --> 00:11:26,594 Jesus! 183 00:11:26,677 --> 00:11:28,971 Mo, this is like some embarrassing shit, man. 184 00:11:29,055 --> 00:11:31,307 I know this guy like I know myself. 185 00:11:31,390 --> 00:11:33,642 If he's a cop, I'll suck your dick, Mr. Colton. 186 00:11:33,726 --> 00:11:36,479 Jesus, I'm sorry, bro. See, no wires! 187 00:11:36,562 --> 00:11:39,565 Well, hell, search him. 188 00:11:39,607 --> 00:11:42,318 Nothin'. 189 00:11:44,236 --> 00:11:49,158 Well, fine. If you don't ask, you never know. You know what I'm saying? 190 00:11:49,241 --> 00:11:52,161 Now remember, nobody moves until Jack gives us the word... 191 00:11:52,244 --> 00:11:54,163 that Colton is on the premises. 192 00:11:54,246 --> 00:11:56,499 - Understood? - Listen, Cap. 193 00:11:56,582 --> 00:11:58,501 Yes, Jack? 194 00:11:58,584 --> 00:12:00,920 - I wanna be the one to bring Archie in. - What? 195 00:12:00,961 --> 00:12:04,340 There's gonna be a lot of testosterone flyin' around here today. 196 00:12:04,423 --> 00:12:07,426 I don't want any of these overzealous assholes puttin' any dents in Archie. 197 00:12:07,468 --> 00:12:10,805 I knew it. You are sweet on the son of a bitch. 198 00:12:10,888 --> 00:12:14,767 - Look, I know him. He's not that bad... - He's a low-life scumbag. 199 00:12:14,809 --> 00:12:18,437 All right, then he's my low-life scumbag, okay? And who knows? 200 00:12:18,521 --> 00:12:21,941 After this is over, maybe I can help him get his life back together. 201 00:12:28,364 --> 00:12:31,200 You look tense, man. Relax. It's gonna be all right. 202 00:12:45,005 --> 00:12:47,466 Relax. It's just a nice little friendly doggy. 203 00:12:47,550 --> 00:12:50,136 How you doin', buddy? Long time no see. 204 00:12:50,219 --> 00:12:53,013 Oh, you like that, huh? See that? He loves me. 205 00:12:53,055 --> 00:12:56,934 No, he just licked his balls, and now he's tryin' to get that nasty taste outta his mouth. 206 00:13:01,981 --> 00:13:04,692 Hey, ese, don't shoot. It's me. 207 00:13:07,194 --> 00:13:09,155 How're you guys doin'? 208 00:13:09,196 --> 00:13:11,198 Colton didn't say nothing about no new guy. 209 00:13:11,240 --> 00:13:16,454 All right, Rigo, meet Rock Keats, mi amigo. 210 00:13:16,537 --> 00:13:19,498 Yo, what's up? ¿Còmo està, ustedes? 211 00:13:22,752 --> 00:13:27,256 What is it about you, man? Nobody likes you except me. 212 00:14:00,790 --> 00:14:06,128 What you see right there is 100%% uncut, grade-A heroin. 213 00:14:06,212 --> 00:14:08,714 Yo, where's your boy, Colton? 214 00:14:08,798 --> 00:14:12,134 Don't worry. He's gonna be here to check up on my shit. 215 00:14:22,269 --> 00:14:29,110 # Get funky # 216 00:14:31,862 --> 00:14:38,619 # Get funky # 217 00:14:42,790 --> 00:14:47,795 Let's go. Up, up, up. Come on, good job. 218 00:14:47,878 --> 00:14:50,923 A little quicker, fellows. Let's go. 219 00:14:51,006 --> 00:14:53,634 What do you keep lookin' around for? 220 00:14:53,718 --> 00:14:56,429 Yo, you better back up off me, son. What's your problem? 221 00:14:56,470 --> 00:14:59,140 What the fuck you lookin' for? That's my problem! 222 00:14:59,223 --> 00:15:02,309 - Hey, hey, relax, man. - You better tell Tattoo here somethin'. 223 00:15:02,393 --> 00:15:04,770 This fuckin' maricòn is makin' me nervous. 224 00:15:04,812 --> 00:15:07,106 He acts like a cop. 225 00:15:07,148 --> 00:15:10,484 Well, he's not a cop. He's my friend, so take it down. 226 00:15:10,526 --> 00:15:13,487 - I don't know that. - You think he's a cop? 227 00:15:13,529 --> 00:15:17,825 Well, goddamn it, he's not a cop! Take a look. Satisfied, scumbag? 228 00:15:17,867 --> 00:15:20,870 You fuckin' piece of shit! 229 00:15:20,953 --> 00:15:23,122 - We move now. - What about Colton? 230 00:15:23,164 --> 00:15:27,668 To hell with Colton! Move! Everybody, move! 231 00:15:27,752 --> 00:15:29,378 Archie Moses, you're under arrest. 232 00:15:29,462 --> 00:15:31,630 You better be messin' around. 233 00:15:31,672 --> 00:15:35,843 - You have the right to remain silent. - You were like my fucking brother! 234 00:15:35,968 --> 00:15:38,471 - Anything you say can be used against... - How can you do this to me? 235 00:15:54,570 --> 00:15:56,655 Moses, stop! 236 00:16:12,129 --> 00:16:14,715 No! 237 00:16:14,799 --> 00:16:18,219 Keats, what the fuck is wrong with you, man? 238 00:16:18,260 --> 00:16:21,222 No one hurts him! That's the deal. 239 00:16:45,079 --> 00:16:49,750 Come on, Moses. If you come out now, maybe we can make a deal. 240 00:16:49,792 --> 00:16:53,754 Don't you talk to me about makin' any deals, you lyin' sack of shit! 241 00:16:53,838 --> 00:16:56,382 Come on, Moses, give yourself up. 242 00:16:56,465 --> 00:16:59,927 You're gonna get yourself killed here. 243 00:16:59,969 --> 00:17:03,431 All right, Officer Keats, you win. I'm comin' out. Don't shoot. 244 00:17:06,100 --> 00:17:09,603 Come on, Moses. 245 00:17:09,687 --> 00:17:14,233 I'll blow this dog's head right off his body. You drop your goddamn gun! 246 00:17:14,316 --> 00:17:16,402 No, you won't. You love animals. 247 00:17:16,485 --> 00:17:20,698 I hate dogs! Get outta here, you stupid, ugly dog! 248 00:17:22,700 --> 00:17:24,785 I'm trying to save your life here. 249 00:17:24,869 --> 00:17:27,413 Fuck you! 250 00:17:37,798 --> 00:17:42,636 No! God, no, no, no! 251 00:17:42,720 --> 00:17:45,306 Oh, my God, Jack's down! 252 00:17:45,389 --> 00:17:48,934 Get that son of a bitch! Get him! Get him! 253 00:18:15,252 --> 00:18:20,174 Bledsoe, it got all fucked up in there, all fucked up. Where were you guys? 254 00:18:22,968 --> 00:18:25,137 We had a flat tire, asshole. 255 00:18:25,179 --> 00:18:27,139 - Goddamn it! - Ohhh! 256 00:18:27,181 --> 00:18:31,143 This little fuckup of yours cost me millions of dollars. I'm very, very mad. 257 00:18:31,227 --> 00:18:34,438 - I'm sorry. I made a mistake. - "I'll suck his... " 258 00:18:34,522 --> 00:18:36,941 "If he's a cop, I'll suck your dick. " 259 00:18:37,024 --> 00:18:39,443 I believe I'm close to that particular quote, am I not? 260 00:18:39,527 --> 00:18:42,822 I don't think I did say that, actually. Maybe Bledsoe said that. 261 00:18:42,863 --> 00:18:45,741 Here's your last meal. I hope you enjoy it. 262 00:18:45,825 --> 00:18:48,327 Oh, don't do this, please. You don't need to do this. 263 00:18:48,411 --> 00:18:51,539 Get this damn mutt off me! 264 00:18:51,622 --> 00:18:55,876 Oh, you slimy bastard! God! 265 00:18:55,918 --> 00:18:58,212 Let's move it! 266 00:19:00,256 --> 00:19:03,175 - Blood pressure dropping! - He's bleeding out! 267 00:19:03,217 --> 00:19:05,928 To the Rock and Archie Show. 268 00:19:06,011 --> 00:19:08,139 You know that. 269 00:19:12,643 --> 00:19:14,812 How long? 270 00:19:14,895 --> 00:19:19,233 I mean, basically, you're the only guy I've ever trusted in my entire life. 271 00:19:20,776 --> 00:19:22,862 Disneyland. 272 00:19:41,630 --> 00:19:45,593 Welcome back, Jack. Take it easy for the time being. 273 00:19:45,634 --> 00:19:48,387 Getting back on your feet isn't going to be easy, but... 274 00:19:48,429 --> 00:19:50,723 you're in good hands. 275 00:19:50,765 --> 00:19:53,601 This is Traci Flynn, our new physical therapist. 276 00:19:53,642 --> 00:19:55,603 Hi. 277 00:19:55,644 --> 00:19:58,230 - Keep me posted. - Okay. 278 00:20:02,693 --> 00:20:04,820 Good. 279 00:20:04,904 --> 00:20:07,531 Bring it down. 280 00:20:07,615 --> 00:20:10,576 Come on, Jack, I want you to make it to the end of the bar. 281 00:20:10,659 --> 00:20:13,788 Let's go. Come on. Pull it forward. There you go. 282 00:20:13,871 --> 00:20:15,790 Put your weight on it. Bring the other one forward. 283 00:20:15,831 --> 00:20:18,542 Five, five, five. Let's go. 284 00:20:20,628 --> 00:20:24,590 You're doing all right, though. 285 00:20:26,342 --> 00:20:28,761 Come on, Jack, you're ready for this. Come on. 286 00:20:33,849 --> 00:20:38,771 # Tell me what is so divine # 287 00:20:38,813 --> 00:20:42,692 # The one I need, yeah # 288 00:20:42,775 --> 00:20:46,487 # The one I need, yeah # 289 00:20:46,529 --> 00:20:49,865 I'm proud of you. 290 00:20:57,498 --> 00:20:59,750 Oh, the ghost himself. 291 00:20:59,834 --> 00:21:03,087 Not even a bullet in the head could stop him. 292 00:21:03,170 --> 00:21:07,258 I'm tellin' you, one millimeter to the right or left, and he'd be dead. 293 00:21:07,341 --> 00:21:10,678 Oh, man, I wouldn't want to have to mess with him. 294 00:21:21,522 --> 00:21:24,900 # Where you from, uptown ho # 295 00:21:33,701 --> 00:21:36,037 # Break it down, baby got the fifth wheel swingin' # 296 00:21:36,120 --> 00:21:38,372 # Flies so cool, when you ride you'll be screamin' # 297 00:21:38,456 --> 00:21:41,000 # I used to be known as the bank account breaker # 298 00:21:41,083 --> 00:21:43,377 # Never be millionaire but I'm damn good lovemaker # 299 00:21:43,461 --> 00:21:45,504 # I rather play you, though if I had your number # 300 00:21:56,932 --> 00:21:59,894 Sir! Sir! 301 00:21:59,935 --> 00:22:02,730 Sir! 302 00:22:02,772 --> 00:22:05,566 Where're you headed, sir? 303 00:22:05,649 --> 00:22:11,238 I'm goin' to Mexico. I gotta start my life over. I'm gonna be a bullfighter. 304 00:22:11,322 --> 00:22:14,241 Have you been drinking, sir? 305 00:22:14,325 --> 00:22:18,454 I had about a half a beer, but the dog had a lot. 306 00:22:20,664 --> 00:22:24,710 Would you mind stepping out of this vehicle and walking a straight line? 307 00:22:24,752 --> 00:22:26,837 Oh, yeah, no problem. 308 00:22:30,424 --> 00:22:33,761 So you got Archie Moses. What does that got to do with me? 309 00:22:33,844 --> 00:22:36,597 Archie Moses is gonna turn state's evidence. 310 00:22:36,680 --> 00:22:38,724 - He's rolling on Colton? - Uh-huh. 311 00:22:38,766 --> 00:22:40,726 Colton wasn't too thrilled with Moses... 312 00:22:40,768 --> 00:22:42,728 for bringing a cop into his organization. 313 00:22:42,770 --> 00:22:45,523 He's had a hit on him ever since. 314 00:22:45,606 --> 00:22:48,442 So, now that Moses is up against it, 315 00:22:48,526 --> 00:22:51,028 he's ready to give us Colton on a platter. 316 00:22:51,112 --> 00:22:53,447 Jack, Steve Finch, DEA. He's calling the shots. 317 00:22:53,489 --> 00:22:55,950 And what the hell is he gettin' out of this? 318 00:22:56,033 --> 00:22:58,202 - Commuted sentence. - How commuted? 319 00:22:58,285 --> 00:23:00,955 - Still to be determined. - Oh, bullshit! How commuted? 320 00:23:00,996 --> 00:23:04,875 - Jack, take it easy. - That asshole shot me in my head! 321 00:23:04,959 --> 00:23:08,629 - Now I got this asshole tellin' me he's gettin' away with it! - Asshole? 322 00:23:08,713 --> 00:23:13,050 Jack, that's not how it happened. Moses will do the time. 323 00:23:13,134 --> 00:23:17,722 You know what? You and the DEA figure that out. I want nothin' to do with it. 324 00:23:17,805 --> 00:23:22,143 Hold on a minute, Jack. The deal with Moses. 325 00:23:22,184 --> 00:23:24,478 One condition. 326 00:23:24,520 --> 00:23:27,815 What condition? 327 00:23:27,940 --> 00:23:32,570 I don't know why he wants you to bring him in, and I don't give a shit! 328 00:23:32,653 --> 00:23:35,406 - With him, we finish what we started! - No. 329 00:23:35,489 --> 00:23:38,909 You don't have to be afraid. We'll send in a team for backup. 330 00:23:38,993 --> 00:23:41,078 You think I'm afraid of Moses? 331 00:23:41,162 --> 00:23:45,583 After the way you treated him, I wouldn't be surprised if he put another bullet... 332 00:23:45,666 --> 00:23:49,253 Jack, Jack! Hold on. Take it easy. 333 00:23:49,336 --> 00:23:52,590 You're right, "Stench. " I am afraid of Moses. 334 00:23:52,673 --> 00:23:55,176 I'm afraid if I see him again, I'll kill him. 335 00:23:55,259 --> 00:23:57,178 Jack, come on. 336 00:23:57,261 --> 00:24:00,222 - What do you want? - Ohhh! 337 00:24:00,306 --> 00:24:03,642 I mean, let someone else bring Moses' stupid ass in. 338 00:24:03,684 --> 00:24:06,687 Far as I'm concerned, this shit is over for me. 339 00:24:08,856 --> 00:24:12,818 You know, your cop buddies, they all say the same thing. 340 00:24:12,860 --> 00:24:16,030 They say you're not the same man, Jack. 341 00:24:16,113 --> 00:24:19,492 They say that when you got shot, you lost a piece of yourself. 342 00:24:19,533 --> 00:24:24,330 I didn't even know you then, but you know what? I think they were right. 343 00:24:24,372 --> 00:24:27,583 - What are you talking about? I'm happy. - Come on, Jack. 344 00:24:27,666 --> 00:24:32,046 You pretend you like your job, and it's making you miserable eight hours a day. 345 00:24:32,088 --> 00:24:35,383 And you pretend that Archie Moses doesn't exist, 346 00:24:35,466 --> 00:24:38,511 which is making you miserable 24 hours a day! 347 00:24:48,187 --> 00:24:52,066 If you don't finish this thing with Archie Moses... 348 00:24:56,904 --> 00:24:58,823 Come here. 349 00:25:01,992 --> 00:25:06,706 You're right, as usual. You're right. 350 00:25:16,924 --> 00:25:19,176 Okay, little Keats, sit. 351 00:25:22,096 --> 00:25:26,559 Good doggy. Now beg for your life. 352 00:25:26,600 --> 00:25:31,188 That's right, little Keats. Come on, you can do it. Let me hear you cry. 353 00:25:31,272 --> 00:25:34,066 No good. Bang! 354 00:25:34,108 --> 00:25:37,111 Gotcha. 355 00:25:37,194 --> 00:25:40,531 Poor little boy. 356 00:25:46,787 --> 00:25:49,081 I'm surprised you showed up. 357 00:25:49,123 --> 00:25:51,751 Why isn't this prisoner in cuffs? 358 00:25:51,792 --> 00:25:53,919 There he goes, bein' a cop again. 359 00:25:54,003 --> 00:25:56,297 Well, he wasn't going anywhere. 360 00:25:56,380 --> 00:25:59,425 You cuff him. Arms, legs, feet. 361 00:25:59,467 --> 00:26:02,136 I want his asshole cuffed to his nuts, 362 00:26:02,219 --> 00:26:05,097 and then put him on the plane. 363 00:26:05,139 --> 00:26:07,767 Before you do that, see you later, buddy. 364 00:26:07,850 --> 00:26:10,352 Man's best friend right here. 365 00:26:10,436 --> 00:26:13,773 Oh, you like that. Look, he's lickin' me 'cause he likes to lick me, 366 00:26:13,814 --> 00:26:16,942 not 'cause he's tryin' to get close to me and then fuck me over. 367 00:26:17,026 --> 00:26:19,945 - Do I speak with an accent? - No. 368 00:26:19,987 --> 00:26:22,198 Then cuff the prisoner! 369 00:26:23,574 --> 00:26:26,410 Don't you even want to know why I asked for you, Keats? 370 00:26:26,494 --> 00:26:29,872 I know why. You want to finish what you started. 371 00:26:29,955 --> 00:26:34,502 But I'm warning you, Archie Moses, I'm lookin' for an excuse to kill you. 372 00:26:34,585 --> 00:26:37,797 If you sneeze, if you fart, if I even smell your breath, 373 00:26:37,838 --> 00:26:40,800 I will shoot you dead. 374 00:26:40,841 --> 00:26:42,885 How about if I chew loud? 375 00:26:42,968 --> 00:26:47,640 Sometimes when I eat, I chew loud. Yum-yum. You gonna shoot me? 376 00:26:47,681 --> 00:26:50,142 I ain't gonna try anything, Keats, 377 00:26:50,184 --> 00:26:52,561 and you're so wrong about that day. 378 00:26:52,645 --> 00:26:55,731 You know what? I don't wanna hear nothing you have to say... 379 00:26:55,815 --> 00:26:58,234 about any subject at any time. 380 00:26:58,317 --> 00:27:01,904 And yes, I will shoot you if you chew loud. 381 00:27:05,741 --> 00:27:08,452 Man down! Sniper! 382 00:27:08,536 --> 00:27:11,831 - Oh, shit, they're tryin' to kill me! - Get your ass on that plane. 383 00:27:14,500 --> 00:27:16,502 Hustle! Let's go! 384 00:28:11,223 --> 00:28:14,351 What the hell is goin' on up there? 385 00:28:19,940 --> 00:28:22,902 - Shit! The pilot's dead. - I got 1,000 hours. 386 00:28:22,943 --> 00:28:26,072 - What? - I got 1,000 hours flying a plane. 387 00:28:26,113 --> 00:28:30,117 - Oh, bullshit. - Mr. Colton's in the import/export business, remember? 388 00:28:32,119 --> 00:28:35,414 Here, buddy. Sorry, sorry, sorry. 389 00:28:38,626 --> 00:28:41,670 - Hey, come on, fly this baby. - Not until you apologize. 390 00:28:41,754 --> 00:28:45,508 - What? - Apologize! You did some shitty shit! 391 00:28:45,591 --> 00:28:48,928 You better hurry! 392 00:28:50,346 --> 00:28:53,057 I swear to God if you don't fly this damn plane, 393 00:28:53,140 --> 00:28:56,018 you're gonna experience death, then deja vu! 394 00:28:56,102 --> 00:28:58,270 You're a bad person, man. 395 00:28:59,522 --> 00:29:01,899 I can actually taste my nuts. 396 00:29:01,982 --> 00:29:05,319 You're killing me! 397 00:29:17,498 --> 00:29:19,875 Mayday. Mayday. Does anyone read? 398 00:29:19,959 --> 00:29:22,962 Mayday? What is this, a Kirk Douglas movie? 399 00:29:23,003 --> 00:29:25,339 Is everything a joke? 400 00:29:25,423 --> 00:29:28,175 You're wasting your time anyway, man. 401 00:29:28,259 --> 00:29:31,387 - Can we make L.A.? - Not without gas. 402 00:29:33,222 --> 00:29:36,267 They blew our gas tanks! 403 00:29:37,435 --> 00:29:39,979 Oh, shit! 404 00:29:46,027 --> 00:29:49,613 Okay, we're probably gonna crash headfirst, right? 405 00:29:51,032 --> 00:29:54,618 Okay, I'll be in the back sittin' on the black box. 406 00:30:00,499 --> 00:30:03,753 Here we go now! 407 00:30:17,183 --> 00:30:21,562 Oh, God, no! Stop, stop, stop! 408 00:30:34,867 --> 00:30:39,538 I saved our fuckin' life! 409 00:30:44,251 --> 00:30:47,838 I have some advice for you, Keats, right now. 410 00:30:47,922 --> 00:30:50,466 Don't move. 411 00:30:50,549 --> 00:30:53,969 Do not move. I said don't move! 412 00:30:54,053 --> 00:30:57,556 I didn't move, asshole! The damn plane is starting to slip! 413 00:30:57,598 --> 00:31:02,019 Slow. Easy. 414 00:31:06,774 --> 00:31:10,903 Don't yell! The echo, the vibration, makes it move. 415 00:31:10,945 --> 00:31:13,906 We have to whisper. Whisper. 416 00:31:13,948 --> 00:31:17,034 Aw, shit! That ain't workin', either! 417 00:31:17,118 --> 00:31:21,956 One... two... three! 418 00:31:37,346 --> 00:31:40,349 Man, that was God's way of tellin' you to let me go, I think. 419 00:31:40,433 --> 00:31:42,893 Yeah? We must serve different gods, 420 00:31:42,935 --> 00:31:46,188 because mine is saying shoot you and throw you over that cliff. 421 00:31:46,272 --> 00:31:50,735 Well, I don't like your god. Your god scares me. 422 00:31:50,818 --> 00:31:53,070 I'm your god right now. 423 00:32:05,249 --> 00:32:09,170 You're a piece of shit, you know that, Keats? 424 00:32:09,253 --> 00:32:12,506 Sometimes I wish that bullet really did kill you. 425 00:32:14,258 --> 00:32:16,552 You better watch what you say to me. 426 00:32:16,635 --> 00:32:22,391 That's pretty sick, man. You pretend to be my friend for a full year, 427 00:32:22,475 --> 00:32:25,019 and then you bust my ass. 428 00:32:25,102 --> 00:32:29,106 That takes somebody really cold-blooded, man, somebody not even human. 429 00:32:29,190 --> 00:32:32,485 I was doin' my job. When are you gonna understand that? 430 00:32:32,568 --> 00:32:35,863 Yeah, well, now bringing me in safe and sound is doin' your job! 431 00:32:35,946 --> 00:32:39,241 And you're gonna do your job, 'cause that's the kind of cop you are. 432 00:32:39,325 --> 00:32:41,452 Am I right, Officer Keats? 433 00:32:44,080 --> 00:32:46,290 You're right. 434 00:32:49,627 --> 00:32:52,630 Now, in case you're wondering why that hurt so much, 435 00:32:52,713 --> 00:32:55,925 it's because I have a metal plate in my head, compliments of you. 436 00:32:57,343 --> 00:33:01,806 So from here on in, you better watch what you say to me. 437 00:33:08,562 --> 00:33:12,733 Seriously, Keats, you blink, and I am out of here. 438 00:33:12,817 --> 00:33:14,944 - Oh, really? - Yeah. 439 00:33:15,027 --> 00:33:18,948 You show up to L.A., you got nothin' but your dingdong in your hands. 440 00:33:19,031 --> 00:33:21,951 Which reminds me, I gotta take a leak right now. 441 00:33:22,034 --> 00:33:24,954 Piss in your pants. We're not stopping. 442 00:33:25,037 --> 00:33:28,374 Piss in my pants? I haven't done that since I'm 24. 443 00:33:28,457 --> 00:33:30,918 Seriously, man, I gotta take a leak. 444 00:33:31,001 --> 00:33:33,921 I gotta take a leak! I gotta take a leak! 445 00:33:34,004 --> 00:33:37,675 - You have 15 seconds. - Fifteen seconds ain't gonna cut it. 446 00:33:37,758 --> 00:33:41,178 I gotta unzip. I gotta shake. That takes time. 447 00:33:41,262 --> 00:33:43,514 You have ten seconds. 448 00:33:48,728 --> 00:33:51,355 I know you ain't gonna believe me, but... 449 00:33:51,439 --> 00:33:56,527 - that day you got shot, man, that really was an accident! - Time's up. 450 00:33:56,569 --> 00:33:58,529 - I'm not finished! - Yes, you are. 451 00:33:58,571 --> 00:34:00,573 Come on. Wet pants. 452 00:34:00,614 --> 00:34:04,243 - Get up! - I got piss on me! 453 00:34:06,912 --> 00:34:10,791 That was a big mistake, making me piss my pants like that, man. 454 00:34:10,875 --> 00:34:13,711 'Cause it's payback time. I don't know when, 455 00:34:13,753 --> 00:34:16,964 but I got a good feeling it's when you're sleepin'. 456 00:34:17,048 --> 00:34:19,842 'Cause I know you're gonna sleep soon enough. 457 00:34:19,925 --> 00:34:23,512 And then, guess what. I'm gonna piss all over you. 458 00:34:23,596 --> 00:34:27,475 See, that's worse. It's my piss on me right now. 459 00:34:27,558 --> 00:34:30,227 You can deal with it when it's your own piss. 460 00:34:30,269 --> 00:34:34,065 But you're gonna have my piss on you, and that's gross. 461 00:34:34,106 --> 00:34:37,026 I'm gettin' other people to piss on you. 462 00:34:37,109 --> 00:34:39,945 I'm gettin' animals to piss on you, man. 463 00:34:40,029 --> 00:34:44,241 Cows, pigs. I'll get a whole farm to piss on you. 464 00:34:53,793 --> 00:34:56,587 What kind of weird place is this? 465 00:34:59,256 --> 00:35:02,468 Hey, all right! They got porno. 466 00:35:18,442 --> 00:35:21,779 - Can I help you gentlemen? - I need to use your phone. 467 00:35:32,915 --> 00:35:35,710 - Charlie, is it? - Charles. 468 00:35:35,793 --> 00:35:39,088 I saw the sign, man. You guys got a lot of porno here? 469 00:35:39,171 --> 00:35:42,550 Yes, we have an excellent selection. 470 00:35:42,633 --> 00:35:44,885 Great. I like the porn. 471 00:35:44,969 --> 00:35:48,472 Well... good. 472 00:35:52,143 --> 00:35:56,063 Hey, Cap, it's me. Yeah, someone tipped Colton off about the pickup. 473 00:35:56,147 --> 00:36:01,485 We got word. I heard about the attack. Jack, are you all right? 474 00:36:01,527 --> 00:36:04,613 Yeah, I'm okay. Listen, who's there with you? 475 00:36:05,740 --> 00:36:07,283 Finch. 476 00:36:07,366 --> 00:36:10,202 Okay, we're in a motel outside of Flagstaff, 477 00:36:10,286 --> 00:36:13,164 a little place called The Hunting Cap Lodge. 478 00:36:13,205 --> 00:36:16,250 We'll find it, have someone there first thing in the morning. 479 00:36:16,333 --> 00:36:18,252 Somebody from that area. 480 00:36:18,335 --> 00:36:22,298 Let's keep this between us. Can't trust nobody right now. 481 00:36:22,381 --> 00:36:26,343 Being up in the sticks, man, you must lose your mind. Nothin' else to do. 482 00:36:26,385 --> 00:36:28,345 You whack off a lot? 483 00:36:28,387 --> 00:36:30,681 Wh-What's a lot? 484 00:36:30,765 --> 00:36:34,226 Well, you know, you got five minutes off, you got nothin' to do, 485 00:36:34,310 --> 00:36:38,314 you stumble into one of the rooms, pull down your little panties, whack it. 486 00:36:38,397 --> 00:36:42,318 Excuse me. We need a room. 487 00:36:44,111 --> 00:36:48,282 Uh... you guys aren't... you know? 488 00:36:49,909 --> 00:36:53,287 Look, it's been a long day. Just give me a room. 489 00:36:53,371 --> 00:36:57,166 Okay. Just, uh... 490 00:36:57,249 --> 00:37:00,169 fill this out... please. 491 00:37:00,252 --> 00:37:04,632 Charlie, come here. Geez, man, I wanna talk to ya. 492 00:37:05,800 --> 00:37:08,427 He says he's not gay, but, uh... 493 00:37:08,511 --> 00:37:11,847 let's see what a few drinks and a back massage will do to him, huh? 494 00:37:11,931 --> 00:37:15,017 Might gay him up a little, don't you think? Look at him. 495 00:37:15,101 --> 00:37:19,814 Look at the way he's standing. He's not gay, huh? He's waitin' for you. 496 00:37:19,897 --> 00:37:23,484 Oh, I... That's... I don't thi... Mm-mm. 497 00:37:23,567 --> 00:37:26,153 Is that your wife back there? 498 00:37:28,656 --> 00:37:30,574 Yeah. 499 00:37:30,658 --> 00:37:32,576 Goddamn, she's hot! 500 00:37:32,618 --> 00:37:34,912 Thank you. 501 00:37:34,954 --> 00:37:39,083 Yeah! The three of us, we could burn it up together, don't you think? 502 00:37:39,125 --> 00:37:42,753 - What do you mean? - You know damn well what I mean. 503 00:37:42,837 --> 00:37:45,631 Hey, which room? 504 00:37:45,715 --> 00:37:49,510 Uh... let's see. 505 00:37:49,593 --> 00:37:54,306 Well, the only room we have available is the honeymoon suite. 506 00:37:59,603 --> 00:38:02,148 We'll take it. 507 00:38:02,231 --> 00:38:05,276 Hey, Charlie, come here, please. 508 00:38:05,359 --> 00:38:07,903 So, uh, what do you think? 509 00:38:07,987 --> 00:38:11,115 Me, you, the old lady, a little sandwich action? 510 00:38:11,198 --> 00:38:13,617 - Wh-What do you mean? - Yeah, come on! 511 00:38:13,701 --> 00:38:15,953 You're a piece of white bread. She's a piece of white bread. 512 00:38:16,037 --> 00:38:18,122 I'm the salami. Let's give it a shot. 513 00:38:18,205 --> 00:38:21,208 Oh, well, she's not eating sandwiches. She's on a diet right now. 514 00:38:21,292 --> 00:38:24,295 - All right, well, think about it. - Let's go. 515 00:38:24,378 --> 00:38:27,506 All right. Well, enjoy your night. 516 00:38:27,590 --> 00:38:31,260 And thank you for staying... here. 517 00:38:33,929 --> 00:38:36,474 # You # 518 00:38:36,557 --> 00:38:39,727 # My darling, you # 519 00:38:39,810 --> 00:38:42,772 # Bittersweet # 520 00:38:42,855 --> 00:38:46,025 # Memories # 521 00:38:46,108 --> 00:38:50,071 # That is all I'm taking # 522 00:38:50,154 --> 00:38:53,991 # With me # 523 00:38:54,033 --> 00:38:57,036 # So good-bye # 524 00:38:57,119 --> 00:38:59,580 # Please don't cry # 525 00:38:59,663 --> 00:39:02,500 # We both know # 526 00:39:02,583 --> 00:39:10,466 # I'm not what you need # 527 00:39:10,549 --> 00:39:15,554 # And I # 528 00:39:15,638 --> 00:39:19,600 # I will always # 529 00:39:19,683 --> 00:39:24,980 # Love you # 530 00:39:25,064 --> 00:39:31,070 # I'll always love you # # 531 00:39:31,153 --> 00:39:33,698 Will you shut up? Shut the hell up! 532 00:39:33,781 --> 00:39:37,743 Keats, you'll always be my bodyguard. 533 00:39:37,827 --> 00:39:40,121 You know that. 534 00:40:23,831 --> 00:40:25,750 Ow! 535 00:40:25,833 --> 00:40:28,544 Let me guess. You dropped the soap? 536 00:40:28,586 --> 00:40:30,671 Please take that out of my ass. 537 00:40:30,713 --> 00:40:32,840 I want you on the bed now! 538 00:40:32,923 --> 00:40:37,094 Hey, Charlie. 539 00:40:37,178 --> 00:40:39,263 What's up, Chuck? 540 00:40:50,900 --> 00:40:55,529 Oh, yeah! Oh, yeah! 541 00:40:55,613 --> 00:40:59,533 No, we're in some ratty little town called Beaver Pelt. 542 00:40:59,575 --> 00:41:01,744 How will you get out? 543 00:41:01,827 --> 00:41:04,955 Hey, turn that off. 544 00:41:05,039 --> 00:41:09,835 The guy is goin' down on her and she's eating an apple. It's hilarious. 545 00:41:09,919 --> 00:41:12,004 Oh, yeah, that's right. 546 00:41:12,088 --> 00:41:14,507 I'm sorry, sweetheart. What did you say? 547 00:41:14,590 --> 00:41:18,135 Jack, what's going on there? It sounds like someone's having sex. 548 00:41:18,219 --> 00:41:20,888 No, nobody's having sex. It's just Moses. 549 00:41:20,930 --> 00:41:23,265 Jack. 550 00:41:23,349 --> 00:41:26,185 Hey, will you turn that shit off! 551 00:41:26,268 --> 00:41:29,605 This is a '70s porno. You know how I can tell? 552 00:41:29,689 --> 00:41:31,982 'Cause the guy's dick has sideburns. 553 00:41:37,530 --> 00:41:41,784 So, listen, baby, wha... what are you wearing? 554 00:41:41,867 --> 00:41:44,245 What am I wearing? 555 00:41:44,286 --> 00:41:48,249 Yeah, you know, you wearing that little black lacey thing I bought you? 556 00:41:48,290 --> 00:41:53,379 Well, as a matter of fact, I am. 557 00:41:53,462 --> 00:41:56,090 Why do you ask? 558 00:41:57,800 --> 00:42:02,346 I don't know. I'm just sittin' here, thinkin' about you. 559 00:42:03,723 --> 00:42:05,975 You know, I'm really missin' you. 560 00:42:06,058 --> 00:42:07,977 I miss you too. 561 00:42:12,273 --> 00:42:14,817 Hey, I gotta let you go. 562 00:42:14,900 --> 00:42:17,445 Jack... 563 00:42:17,528 --> 00:42:20,114 Where did you get that? Didn't they search you? 564 00:42:20,156 --> 00:42:22,950 I had it in my ass. You want a hit? 565 00:42:22,992 --> 00:42:25,161 Here. 566 00:42:26,829 --> 00:42:28,998 Hey, man, what're you doin'? 567 00:42:29,081 --> 00:42:31,792 You just wasted good weed! 568 00:42:37,423 --> 00:42:41,385 Who were you talking to anyway? Your girlfriend? I didn't know you had a girlfriend. 569 00:42:41,469 --> 00:42:43,721 I'm probably gonna marry this one. 570 00:42:43,804 --> 00:42:48,309 Marry her? Geez, man. I ain't ever gettin' married. 571 00:42:48,392 --> 00:42:51,729 I wouldn't drag anybody into my miserable life. 572 00:42:55,149 --> 00:42:58,986 And two, two cars in every garage, you betcha. 573 00:42:59,028 --> 00:43:03,616 What was wrong with you, man, gettin' involved with a piece of shit like that? 574 00:43:03,699 --> 00:43:06,619 I don't know. Crime's the only thing I'm good at, man. 575 00:43:06,702 --> 00:43:09,163 I had a normal job once. I was a busboy. 576 00:43:09,246 --> 00:43:13,584 Got fired in three days. I don't know how to give people butter. 577 00:43:13,667 --> 00:43:16,045 I got the guy in the yellow trunks. 578 00:43:16,128 --> 00:43:18,172 Twenty bucks, man in the green. 579 00:43:18,255 --> 00:43:21,842 - You already owe me 20 bucks. - For what? 580 00:43:21,884 --> 00:43:25,679 Knicks at the Forum. 581 00:43:25,721 --> 00:43:28,724 You didn't wanna take any points. Were you out of your mind? 582 00:43:28,808 --> 00:43:31,727 What a sucker. Here. 583 00:43:36,232 --> 00:43:40,486 You know, maybe I'm the sucker. Damned handcuff shit! 584 00:43:40,569 --> 00:43:43,197 Man, you really had me fooled! 585 00:43:43,239 --> 00:43:47,410 I would've done anything for you. I would've taken a bullet for you, Keats! 586 00:43:47,451 --> 00:43:51,288 I bet that's not even your real name, "Keats. " 587 00:43:56,335 --> 00:43:59,463 Holy shit. Your name really isn't Keats, is it? 588 00:44:01,173 --> 00:44:03,384 It's Carter. Jack Carter. 589 00:44:03,426 --> 00:44:07,471 I told you personal shit about myself, shit I never told anybody in my life, 590 00:44:07,555 --> 00:44:09,807 and you didn't even tell me your real name? 591 00:44:09,890 --> 00:44:12,476 I was working undercover. What do you expect? 592 00:44:12,560 --> 00:44:16,647 - You didn't tell anybody, did you? - About what? 593 00:44:16,731 --> 00:44:19,900 The shit I told you! You probably told every cop on the force! 594 00:44:19,942 --> 00:44:22,945 What, that they over-circumcised you? 595 00:44:23,029 --> 00:44:25,948 That's bullshit! I made that up to make you laugh! 596 00:44:26,032 --> 00:44:28,576 Don't worry about it. I didn't tell anybody anything. 597 00:44:28,659 --> 00:44:31,662 - You're a liar. - Don't give me none of your shit! 598 00:44:31,746 --> 00:44:33,998 I'm not the one that made you cross that line. 599 00:44:34,081 --> 00:44:38,669 I may be a criminal, but I would never do to anybody what you did to me, man. 600 00:44:38,753 --> 00:44:41,756 That's messin' with people's feelings! 601 00:44:41,797 --> 00:44:45,593 That's why your head hurts right now, man. You feel guilty. 602 00:44:45,634 --> 00:44:48,012 No, my head hurts because you shot me in it. 603 00:44:48,095 --> 00:44:51,098 - Keats. - Look, it's Carter. 604 00:44:51,182 --> 00:44:54,852 I put my ass on the line, trying to make sure nothin' happened to you. 605 00:44:54,935 --> 00:44:57,313 And what did I get? A bullet in the head! 606 00:44:57,355 --> 00:44:59,815 That was an accident. 607 00:45:01,233 --> 00:45:04,111 - Don't say that shit to me. - It's the truth. 608 00:45:04,153 --> 00:45:07,782 If you're not man enough to admit that what you did was more cold-blooded... 609 00:45:07,865 --> 00:45:11,202 than anything I've done to you, then I don't wanna hear your mouth! 610 00:45:11,285 --> 00:45:14,372 - Well, it was... - Don't say it! 611 00:45:14,455 --> 00:45:17,333 An accident! 612 00:45:20,711 --> 00:45:24,006 Hey, Moses, you know, my head feels a million times better. 613 00:45:24,090 --> 00:45:27,051 I think I'm gonna sleep like a baby tonight. How about you? 614 00:45:27,134 --> 00:45:32,348 Oh, I'm sorry about the turds in there. It was an accident. 615 00:45:38,229 --> 00:45:41,899 # And I will always # 616 00:45:41,982 --> 00:45:44,276 # Love you # 617 00:45:44,360 --> 00:45:47,947 But, honey, you're the one that's always saying... 618 00:45:48,030 --> 00:45:50,241 we need to try new things... 619 00:45:50,324 --> 00:45:54,870 to keep the passion and fire in our relationship. 620 00:45:54,954 --> 00:45:59,875 Well, how do you know you wouldn't like a little sandwich action? 621 00:45:59,917 --> 00:46:02,795 All right, stud, say good-bye. 622 00:46:02,878 --> 00:46:05,965 Uh, I gotta go, honey. Good-bye. 623 00:46:06,048 --> 00:46:08,175 Where are they? 624 00:46:08,259 --> 00:46:10,219 Who? 625 00:46:10,261 --> 00:46:12,930 Understand me. I'm gonna ask you one more time, 626 00:46:13,013 --> 00:46:16,017 then I'm gonna blow your brains out all over Mr. Moose. 627 00:46:16,100 --> 00:46:18,269 Bungalow 7. 628 00:46:18,352 --> 00:46:21,063 Good night. 629 00:48:01,414 --> 00:48:04,834 ¡Qué rico! 630 00:48:34,030 --> 00:48:37,658 ¡Qué màs grande! ¡No lo puedo creo! 631 00:49:02,433 --> 00:49:07,063 Get in! 632 00:49:07,104 --> 00:49:09,648 Go, go, go! 633 00:49:09,732 --> 00:49:15,488 - Stay down. - Those fellas messed with the wrong hombre! 634 00:49:15,571 --> 00:49:18,157 They don't get out of here alive! Let's go! 635 00:49:20,242 --> 00:49:22,620 - Oh-oh. Oh, shit! - Here they come! 636 00:49:28,793 --> 00:49:30,920 Uh, Charlie, don't you think you're goin' a little fast? 637 00:49:31,003 --> 00:49:35,424 Don't worry. I know these woods like the back of my hand. 638 00:49:35,466 --> 00:49:37,551 - Hey! - Hey! 639 00:49:47,061 --> 00:49:49,188 Aaaah! 640 00:49:49,271 --> 00:49:53,526 That elm came down in a storm we had a week ago Thursday. 641 00:49:53,609 --> 00:49:56,153 Guess those fellows aren't from around here. 642 00:49:56,237 --> 00:49:58,781 Heh, heh, heh, heh. 643 00:50:03,744 --> 00:50:07,748 That's Jimmy's creek. It's good fishin', if you're ever back this way. 644 00:50:07,832 --> 00:50:09,750 Charlie, are you getting a woody doing this? 645 00:50:09,834 --> 00:50:12,211 Uh-uh. I had one before we started. 646 00:50:14,505 --> 00:50:17,466 Come on, Charles. 647 00:50:17,508 --> 00:50:19,677 I don't like that look in his eye. 648 00:50:21,053 --> 00:50:23,556 - Where're we going? What's he doin'? - Charlie! 649 00:50:23,639 --> 00:50:26,183 God almighty! Charlie! 650 00:50:39,905 --> 00:50:41,991 Devil's Dropoff! 651 00:50:42,033 --> 00:50:45,661 235 feet straight down. 652 00:50:45,703 --> 00:50:49,540 Kinda hard to make out in the dark. 653 00:50:49,623 --> 00:50:52,543 I'd like to make out with you in the dark, Charlie. Come here. 654 00:50:52,626 --> 00:50:56,088 - Get outta here! Get off me! - Don't be so shy! 655 00:50:56,172 --> 00:50:58,424 - Yeah! - All right, Charlie! 656 00:50:59,884 --> 00:51:01,844 Ahhh! 657 00:51:11,896 --> 00:51:13,856 Yeah. 658 00:51:13,898 --> 00:51:17,360 Mr. Colton, I've lost 'em, and I don't know where they are. 659 00:51:17,443 --> 00:51:21,197 Gimme a second. 660 00:51:21,238 --> 00:51:24,033 Fuckin' idiot prick! 661 00:51:28,204 --> 00:51:31,457 Naturally, if you lost 'em, you don't know where they are. 662 00:51:31,540 --> 00:51:35,002 - You fuckin' idiot. - Sorry. 663 00:51:35,086 --> 00:51:38,923 - Where might they be? - Probably on their way to Los Angeles. 664 00:51:39,006 --> 00:51:43,260 See you later. Thanks for being a hero, Charlie. 665 00:51:47,807 --> 00:51:51,769 Oh, great, you're puttin' the handcuffs back on. Thanks! 666 00:51:56,982 --> 00:51:59,235 It's Finch. 667 00:51:59,276 --> 00:52:01,362 It's gotta be Finch. 668 00:52:01,445 --> 00:52:04,740 - Something I don't understand, though. - What's that? 669 00:52:06,784 --> 00:52:12,415 He's a special D.E.A. officer. These guys don't usually flip out like that. 670 00:52:12,498 --> 00:52:16,585 Colton can fix anybody he thinks might be able to help him in the long run. 671 00:52:16,627 --> 00:52:22,091 You fuckin' piece of shit! You ruined my life! Sorry, I'm sorry. 672 00:52:24,135 --> 00:52:26,554 Hey, where're you going right now? 673 00:52:26,637 --> 00:52:29,015 - Callin' the FBI. - What? 674 00:52:29,098 --> 00:52:31,559 Did you not listen to a word I said? 675 00:52:31,642 --> 00:52:34,979 What are you telling me? Colton's got FBI agents in his pockets, too? 676 00:52:35,021 --> 00:52:38,482 Is it the plate in your head? I don't remember you being this stupid. 677 00:52:38,524 --> 00:52:42,528 Look, Colton's got notebooks with people's names in it, all right? 678 00:52:42,611 --> 00:52:46,032 Cops, judges, FBI agents. 679 00:52:46,115 --> 00:52:49,285 I know this 'cause I used to write some of those names in there myself. 680 00:52:49,368 --> 00:52:51,829 You just don't want the FBI involved because you think... 681 00:52:51,912 --> 00:52:55,207 it'll be easier for you to run if it's just me and you. 682 00:52:55,291 --> 00:52:57,626 You know what your problem is? You see everything in black and white. 683 00:52:57,668 --> 00:53:01,547 You don't realize there's a gray area in life. That's where most people live. 684 00:53:01,630 --> 00:53:05,009 Know what? Spare me your ignorant philosophy. 685 00:53:05,092 --> 00:53:09,221 I think I trust the FBI a little more than a guy that shot me in my head. 686 00:53:09,305 --> 00:53:12,683 Call me wacky. 687 00:53:12,725 --> 00:53:15,019 Yeah, the bus comes in at 7:00. 688 00:53:15,102 --> 00:53:19,523 Right. Okay. Good-bye. 689 00:53:21,192 --> 00:53:24,195 Hey, man. Can I call my mother? 690 00:53:24,278 --> 00:53:26,697 - For what? - Because, you just got me killed... 691 00:53:26,781 --> 00:53:28,991 I figure I'll talk to her one last time. 692 00:53:29,075 --> 00:53:31,035 - No. - Come on, man. 693 00:53:31,077 --> 00:53:33,037 You know I talk to her every Tuesday. 694 00:53:33,079 --> 00:53:36,165 She's gonna get all nervous if I don't call. Please. 695 00:53:36,248 --> 00:53:38,918 Do you have any change? Come on. 696 00:53:41,921 --> 00:53:45,841 You know, I always did like your Mom. How's she doin'? 697 00:53:45,883 --> 00:53:49,637 Well, if she could stop drinkin' all that booze and smokin' all that weed... 698 00:53:49,720 --> 00:53:51,639 I guess she'd be all right. 699 00:53:51,722 --> 00:53:55,351 The doctor says... Hey, don't talk about my mother, by the way. 700 00:53:55,434 --> 00:53:57,186 What are you getting all defensive about? 701 00:53:57,228 --> 00:53:59,855 Because it would break my mother's heart if she knew what you did to me. 702 00:53:59,939 --> 00:54:02,900 I was just doing my job, that's what I did to you. 703 00:54:02,942 --> 00:54:07,196 My mother loved you! She said you were my only real friend. 704 00:54:08,739 --> 00:54:11,117 It's ringing. 705 00:54:12,868 --> 00:54:15,538 You didn't tell her what happened, did you? 706 00:54:15,621 --> 00:54:18,040 No. I wouldn't do that. 707 00:54:22,253 --> 00:54:24,964 Will you please help? Thank you. 708 00:54:28,175 --> 00:54:30,761 Mom? Hey! 709 00:54:30,845 --> 00:54:33,889 How's it goin'? 710 00:54:33,973 --> 00:54:36,225 Mom, are you high? 711 00:54:36,267 --> 00:54:38,769 Geez, what else is new? 712 00:54:38,853 --> 00:54:40,771 Okay. 713 00:54:40,855 --> 00:54:45,401 Ah-ha, Rock Keats is doin' just fine. 714 00:54:45,484 --> 00:54:47,611 Yes, he is. He's right here. 715 00:54:47,695 --> 00:54:50,197 He's with me. You want to talk to him? 716 00:54:50,281 --> 00:54:52,199 - Well, I'll put him on the phone! - I don't want to. 717 00:54:52,283 --> 00:54:54,952 You've got nothing to feel guilty about. You said so. 718 00:54:55,036 --> 00:54:58,497 - I don't want to talk to her. - Just talk to Mommy. 719 00:54:58,581 --> 00:55:01,042 Carter, Mommy. 720 00:55:01,125 --> 00:55:04,587 Right there. It's all right. 721 00:55:10,760 --> 00:55:13,846 Hi, Ma. 722 00:55:13,929 --> 00:55:16,932 Yeah, I'm doing great. 723 00:55:17,016 --> 00:55:19,894 No, I have a new girlfriend now. 724 00:55:19,977 --> 00:55:22,271 Yeah. Named Traci. 725 00:55:22,313 --> 00:55:25,483 No, not Staci, Traci. 726 00:55:25,566 --> 00:55:29,779 No, she's not like the whore in Mexico. No. 727 00:55:32,156 --> 00:55:35,993 Yeah, I'm taking care of your Archie. 728 00:55:36,035 --> 00:55:39,330 I know, and... 729 00:55:39,413 --> 00:55:41,332 Well, he's my best friend too. 730 00:55:41,415 --> 00:55:43,709 Okay. 731 00:55:43,793 --> 00:55:46,879 Well, I look forward to seeing you. Okay. 732 00:55:46,962 --> 00:55:50,466 Sweet potato pie? That's wonderful. 733 00:55:50,508 --> 00:55:54,053 Okay. Bye-bye. 734 00:55:54,136 --> 00:55:56,055 Mmwah. Back at you. 735 00:55:58,140 --> 00:56:01,310 - You know I'm gonna kill you, right? - Carter, stop that. 736 00:56:05,147 --> 00:56:11,112 # Until the day when I become what I will be # 737 00:56:11,195 --> 00:56:15,658 - # Oh, hey # - # Until the day when memories are not to see # 738 00:56:15,700 --> 00:56:21,038 - # Always # - # Until the day when we see sunshine through the clouds # 739 00:56:21,122 --> 00:56:23,040 # Oh, hey # 740 00:56:23,124 --> 00:56:25,584 All right. These are our guys. 741 00:56:28,003 --> 00:56:29,922 The Blues Brothers? 742 00:56:30,005 --> 00:56:33,509 Yeah. 743 00:56:33,551 --> 00:56:36,679 Look. Guess which one of them is your real father? 744 00:56:36,762 --> 00:56:38,973 The one with the hat. 745 00:56:41,892 --> 00:56:45,062 Detective Carter? Special Agents Gentry and Cole. 746 00:56:45,146 --> 00:56:47,106 Man, am I glad to see you guys. 747 00:56:47,231 --> 00:56:50,484 - Gentry and Cole, eh? - Yeah. So what? 748 00:56:50,568 --> 00:56:53,154 Don't mind him, he's simple. 749 00:56:59,076 --> 00:57:01,704 I guess you boys had a pretty rough ride. 750 00:57:01,787 --> 00:57:03,706 Man, you can say that again. 751 00:57:03,789 --> 00:57:06,625 Darrel Gentry, Darrel Gentry, Darrel Gentry. 752 00:57:06,709 --> 00:57:11,005 - That's my name, don't wear it out. - First name is Darrel, right? 753 00:57:11,047 --> 00:57:14,258 Yeah. Named after my mother's brother. 754 00:57:14,341 --> 00:57:16,677 Talk about simple! 755 00:57:16,761 --> 00:57:20,097 Old Uncle Darrel was a goddamned pinhead! 756 00:57:20,181 --> 00:57:22,516 Yeah. Now, how did I know your first name? 757 00:57:22,600 --> 00:57:24,643 What's that? 758 00:57:24,727 --> 00:57:26,687 Your first name. How did I know that? 759 00:57:26,729 --> 00:57:29,690 Hell, I don't know. I suppose I said something back at the station. 760 00:57:29,732 --> 00:57:31,692 Oh, that's right. Keats, remember that? 761 00:57:31,734 --> 00:57:33,903 He goes, "Hey, I'm Darrel Gentry," right at the station. 762 00:57:33,986 --> 00:57:36,614 He goes "Darrel. I'm Darrel Gentry. " 763 00:57:36,697 --> 00:57:39,075 Yeah, 'cause it's not like I'm a psychic. 764 00:57:39,158 --> 00:57:41,077 If I was a psychic, I would have made you out for a cop. 765 00:57:41,160 --> 00:57:43,245 We wouldn't be in this damn mess in the first place. 766 00:57:43,329 --> 00:57:45,748 How the hell do you shut him up? 767 00:57:45,831 --> 00:57:48,042 Oh, well, this usually works. 768 00:57:59,011 --> 00:58:01,555 Keats, get the wheel! 769 00:58:09,605 --> 00:58:12,817 Oh, you gonna shoot that shit? Get the hell out of my car. 770 00:58:12,900 --> 00:58:16,404 - Get out! - Uugh! 771 00:58:16,487 --> 00:58:19,073 You all right? Good. 772 00:58:19,156 --> 00:58:21,492 It's time to roll. 773 00:58:23,160 --> 00:58:25,371 Oh, my God, the guy looks like a tumbleweed! 774 00:58:25,454 --> 00:58:28,916 - The Rock and Archie Show. - Yeah, you did good, kid. 775 00:58:28,999 --> 00:58:31,669 Yeah. I told you I was telling the truth about them FBI guys. 776 00:58:31,752 --> 00:58:33,671 Okay, so you told the truth. 777 00:58:33,754 --> 00:58:36,298 Just like I was telling the truth about how shooting you was an accident. 778 00:58:36,382 --> 00:58:38,467 Hey. Don't go there. 779 00:58:38,551 --> 00:58:42,221 Hey, man. I may not know you, where you're really from, 780 00:58:42,304 --> 00:58:44,223 what school you really went to... 781 00:58:44,306 --> 00:58:46,350 or whether or not your Dad really was a smack-head. 782 00:58:46,434 --> 00:58:49,353 But you know me, man. 783 00:58:49,437 --> 00:58:53,691 Say it. Tell me I ain't a liar. Say it, Keats. 784 00:58:56,986 --> 00:59:01,407 - You ain't a liar. - Hallelujah. 785 00:59:01,490 --> 00:59:04,285 Hey, Moe. My father really did die... 786 00:59:04,368 --> 00:59:06,787 with a needle in his arm. 787 00:59:06,829 --> 00:59:09,040 You're the only person I ever told that to. 788 00:59:11,667 --> 00:59:14,462 I wish I could hug you, but I got these goddamn handcuffs on. 789 00:59:14,545 --> 00:59:18,132 Stick your finger in your ass, Alfie. 790 00:59:18,215 --> 00:59:20,134 Hey, the reason Colton wants me so bad... 791 00:59:20,217 --> 00:59:22,345 and the reason the DA was so willing to make a deal with me... 792 00:59:22,428 --> 00:59:25,514 is 'cause I know how Colton's whole operation works. 793 00:59:25,598 --> 00:59:29,685 From how he imports the drugs to how he launders the money through his car dealership. 794 00:59:29,769 --> 00:59:31,979 It's all written in them notebooks I was tellin' you about. 795 00:59:32,021 --> 00:59:34,648 - The ones with the names? - You could make a case against Colton... 796 00:59:34,732 --> 00:59:38,152 that would put him away for 20 lifetimes and I could help you get them... 797 00:59:38,194 --> 00:59:42,740 - If... I let you go? - The cops don't give a shit about me. They want Colton. 798 00:59:42,823 --> 00:59:44,909 No can do. 799 00:59:44,992 --> 00:59:47,411 How can you do this to me? 800 00:59:47,495 --> 00:59:49,747 Look, you're giving up Colton, all right? 801 00:59:49,830 --> 00:59:51,957 - You're not gonna do much time. - Oh, yeah, okay. 802 00:59:52,041 --> 00:59:55,336 Smuggling dope, shooting a cop, I'll see you in ten years. 803 00:59:55,378 --> 00:59:58,714 That's if your boy Vince doesn't pick me off on the way to headquarters. 804 00:59:58,798 --> 01:00:01,092 I'm not taking you to headquarters. 805 01:00:01,175 --> 01:00:03,094 I'm taking you to my precinct. 806 01:00:03,177 --> 01:00:05,096 I know people there I can trust. 807 01:00:05,179 --> 01:00:07,348 You'll be all right. 808 01:00:07,431 --> 01:00:10,184 We were friends, Keats. Friends. 809 01:00:10,226 --> 01:00:12,353 Doesn't that mean anything to you? 810 01:00:12,436 --> 01:00:14,772 Don't give me that shit about you were just doing your job, 811 01:00:14,855 --> 01:00:18,526 - 'cause that's crap! - Hey. I was doin' my job then... 812 01:00:18,609 --> 01:00:22,488 - and I'm doin' my job now. - Well, your job sucks! 813 01:00:26,033 --> 01:00:27,952 Hey, could you move your head to the left? 814 01:00:28,035 --> 01:00:30,830 I think that fuckin' plate is ruinin' the reception! 815 01:00:36,168 --> 01:00:40,548 # I waited here by the phone # - Jesus, you're right. 816 01:00:40,631 --> 01:00:44,010 # And when the silence prolonged # # 817 01:00:54,145 --> 01:00:56,105 Hey, where's the captain at? 818 01:00:56,188 --> 01:00:59,442 - Haven't seen him. - Good to see you, man, but you look like shit. 819 01:00:59,525 --> 01:01:01,736 Why don't you go home? We'll take this guy off your hands. 820 01:01:01,819 --> 01:01:03,738 Wait, uh... 821 01:01:03,821 --> 01:01:06,574 Do the names Sulliman and Jones mean anything to you? 822 01:01:06,657 --> 01:01:09,410 Hey, wait a minute. What's with you, Jack? 823 01:01:09,452 --> 01:01:11,454 You don't trust us, all of a sudden? 824 01:01:11,495 --> 01:01:13,748 I don't trust anybody, Whoopi. 825 01:01:13,831 --> 01:01:15,916 Sulliman. Jones. 826 01:01:16,000 --> 01:01:18,794 - Don't ring a bell. - All right. 827 01:01:18,878 --> 01:01:21,797 You keep him away from Finch. That bastard's on Colton's payroll. 828 01:01:21,881 --> 01:01:25,259 That son of a bitch. I knew there was a reason I didn't like that guy. 829 01:01:27,720 --> 01:01:29,638 Hey, Keats. 830 01:01:32,808 --> 01:01:35,102 - Yeah. - Will you do me a favor? 831 01:01:35,186 --> 01:01:37,855 Could you check in on my mom every once in a while? 832 01:01:37,938 --> 01:01:40,775 Make sure she's not smoking too much weed? 833 01:01:40,816 --> 01:01:42,860 I got nobody else to ask. 834 01:01:42,943 --> 01:01:47,073 You got it. I'll look after her. 835 01:01:58,417 --> 01:02:01,003 - Hello. - Hey, bright eyes. 836 01:02:01,087 --> 01:02:05,299 - Jack, where are you? Ja... - I'm at the sta... Hello? 837 01:02:05,341 --> 01:02:07,510 Hello, Jack. Welcome home. 838 01:02:07,593 --> 01:02:11,097 You son of a bitch. If you hurt her, I swear to God... 839 01:02:11,180 --> 01:02:14,975 Yeah, yeah. Listen. I'm a businessman, Jack, 840 01:02:15,059 --> 01:02:17,561 so I thought maybe we'd discuss a little business. 841 01:02:17,645 --> 01:02:21,399 You see, you have something that I want, and I have something that you want. 842 01:02:21,482 --> 01:02:23,859 So what I'm talking about here is an even swap. 843 01:02:23,943 --> 01:02:26,862 But I don't have Moses anymore. I turned him in. 844 01:02:26,946 --> 01:02:29,824 Well, that's not very good, then, is it? 845 01:02:29,907 --> 01:02:32,660 Um, you better get him back, Jack. 846 01:02:32,743 --> 01:02:37,123 You bring Moses to my house, or you'll never see your little girlfriend again. 847 01:02:37,206 --> 01:02:40,835 Come on down, hear? 848 01:02:53,556 --> 01:02:55,850 Watch your step! 849 01:02:58,269 --> 01:03:00,354 Look, man, don't do what I think you want to do, 850 01:03:00,438 --> 01:03:02,857 'cause I'm telling you, neither one of us is gonna like it. 851 01:03:02,898 --> 01:03:06,068 Wait, hold up! I need him back. 852 01:03:06,152 --> 01:03:07,653 What are you talkin' about? 853 01:03:07,737 --> 01:03:09,655 - I'm taking him to headquarters myself. - Why? 854 01:03:09,739 --> 01:03:12,033 Never mind, why. Get the fuck off me. 855 01:03:12,116 --> 01:03:14,660 He's taking me back, so we're going. 856 01:03:14,744 --> 01:03:16,287 Sorry about your lunch, big man. 857 01:03:16,370 --> 01:03:18,289 Hey, man, thank you. I knew you wouldn't let me down. 858 01:03:18,372 --> 01:03:20,332 - What was that last look I gave you? - Yeah, all of that. 859 01:03:28,090 --> 01:03:32,053 - Jack, where are you goin'? - Trust me on this, Captain. He's dirty. 860 01:03:32,136 --> 01:03:34,430 - What the hell are you talking about? - You heard me! 861 01:03:34,513 --> 01:03:38,392 - Are you crazy? - I'll explain it all to you later. 862 01:03:38,476 --> 01:03:40,895 No! You'll explain now! 863 01:03:40,978 --> 01:03:44,023 Jensen. Jensen? 864 01:03:44,106 --> 01:03:46,817 - This guy's name is Jensen? - Why? Why? Why? 865 01:03:46,901 --> 01:03:49,528 - What? - It's not Finch, man, it's Jensen! 866 01:03:49,612 --> 01:03:51,906 - He works with Colton! - What the hell is he saying? 867 01:03:51,947 --> 01:03:57,161 - You gotta get me outta here! - He's saying that you're in bed with Colton. Now, back up. 868 01:03:57,244 --> 01:03:59,330 Jack, he's a lying son of a bitch! 869 01:03:59,413 --> 01:04:03,209 - He doesn't lie. - Jack, are you going to take the word... 870 01:04:03,292 --> 01:04:05,669 of that little prick over mine? 871 01:04:05,753 --> 01:04:11,217 - Right now, I have to. - You're on suspension, you son of a bitch. 872 01:04:11,300 --> 01:04:14,261 Now, turn that prisoner over. 873 01:04:15,846 --> 01:04:18,265 Don't you even think about it! 874 01:04:20,351 --> 01:04:24,897 And you. You ought to be ashamed of yourself. 875 01:04:34,031 --> 01:04:36,409 - Hey, man. - Hey, how you doin'? 876 01:04:44,959 --> 01:04:47,545 # Gettin' down with the party # 877 01:04:47,628 --> 01:04:49,922 # Well, hey I'm the big kahuna # 878 01:04:50,005 --> 01:04:52,967 - I cannot believe that it was Jensen. 879 01:04:53,050 --> 01:04:55,261 This guy's been like a father to me! 880 01:04:55,344 --> 01:04:57,346 Mmm. 881 01:04:57,430 --> 01:05:00,599 Oh, shit. Oh, shit. 882 01:05:02,977 --> 01:05:05,688 Uh, I'm not gonna tell ya, 'cause you're probably gonna get mad. 883 01:05:05,771 --> 01:05:08,482 Moe, what are you talkin' about? 884 01:05:08,566 --> 01:05:11,027 All right, there was a chance... 885 01:05:11,110 --> 01:05:13,654 I'm not 100%% sure, but... 886 01:05:13,738 --> 01:05:17,867 maybe it was Benson, not Jensen. 887 01:05:17,908 --> 01:05:19,869 You're bullshitting me. 888 01:05:19,910 --> 01:05:22,830 No, I'm not positive about this. 889 01:05:22,872 --> 01:05:24,832 Actually, I am pretty positive it was Benson. 890 01:05:24,874 --> 01:05:26,876 - They sound the same. - Moses, I could kick your ass! 891 01:05:26,917 --> 01:05:28,961 It's very close, Jensen, Benson. They rhyme! 892 01:05:29,045 --> 01:05:30,963 Jesus Christ, gimme a break! 893 01:05:31,047 --> 01:05:34,884 - Give you a break? - You should be happy! Your captain's clean! 894 01:05:34,925 --> 01:05:38,346 I knocked my superior officer on his ass. I pulled a gun on him. 895 01:05:38,429 --> 01:05:40,389 - And I should be happy? - The good thing is... 896 01:05:40,473 --> 01:05:44,310 when push came to shove, you acted like a human being instead of a cop! 897 01:05:44,393 --> 01:05:46,395 Man, you wouldn't let me rot in that jail cell... 898 01:05:46,479 --> 01:05:48,606 and I love you for it! 899 01:05:48,689 --> 01:05:50,608 Moses... 900 01:05:50,691 --> 01:05:53,903 Mmm. I swear to God, I'm going to make it up to you. That's a promise. 901 01:05:53,986 --> 01:05:57,073 - I got something to tell you. - Mm-hmm. Go ahead. 902 01:05:57,156 --> 01:05:59,867 - You're not gonna get mad? - I ain't gonna get mad. 903 01:05:59,909 --> 01:06:02,244 I'm falling in love with you all over again. 904 01:06:02,286 --> 01:06:04,705 Okay. Okay. 905 01:06:04,789 --> 01:06:08,125 Colton's got Traci. He says the only way I can get her back is if I turn you in. 906 01:06:08,209 --> 01:06:10,127 There, I said it. 907 01:06:12,171 --> 01:06:15,007 You can't stop fucking me over, can you? 908 01:06:15,091 --> 01:06:17,051 I'm not gonna turn you in! 909 01:06:17,134 --> 01:06:19,470 Okay? But I can't get her back without you. 910 01:06:19,553 --> 01:06:21,681 You're the only one that knows your way around that place. 911 01:06:21,764 --> 01:06:26,310 Look, we both know I ain't gonna make it outta that place alive. 912 01:06:26,394 --> 01:06:28,854 - Um, look... - Forget it, man, I ain't doing this! 913 01:06:28,938 --> 01:06:31,190 Okay, fine! 914 01:06:31,273 --> 01:06:33,275 Then I guess you lied to me after all. 915 01:06:33,359 --> 01:06:38,322 - Okay, about what? - You said you'd take a bullet for me. 916 01:06:38,406 --> 01:06:42,493 Well, I would have taken a bullet for you at one time, 917 01:06:42,576 --> 01:06:46,330 but that shit's all gone now. 918 01:06:47,790 --> 01:06:50,042 Cool. Then don't do it for me. 919 01:06:50,126 --> 01:06:54,672 Do it for yourself. Because as long as you're alive, Colton wants you dead. 920 01:06:54,755 --> 01:06:57,508 It's only a matter of time before he puts your lights out. 921 01:07:00,302 --> 01:07:04,140 Goddamn it. All right, gimme a gun. 922 01:07:04,181 --> 01:07:07,977 Moses, you're a fugitive who's in my custody. 923 01:07:08,019 --> 01:07:09,979 I can't just give you a gun. 924 01:07:10,021 --> 01:07:11,856 Even if it means I'm gonna get killed? 925 01:07:11,939 --> 01:07:13,691 - It don't work like that. The rules... - Even if it means... 926 01:07:13,774 --> 01:07:15,693 Traci could get killed? 927 01:07:15,776 --> 01:07:19,155 Will you get over that black and white shit and come over to the gray area? 928 01:07:19,238 --> 01:07:21,907 Goddamn it, there's plenty of room! 929 01:07:35,004 --> 01:07:38,924 - Mr. Colton's waiting to see us. - He certainly is. 930 01:07:39,008 --> 01:07:41,052 Hand it over. 931 01:07:43,888 --> 01:07:46,182 After you. 932 01:08:05,409 --> 01:08:08,329 Gross. Right in the fuckin' eyeball. 933 01:08:08,371 --> 01:08:10,331 Bet you're glad you gave me that gun. 934 01:08:13,751 --> 01:08:15,711 This is the only door without an alarm on it. 935 01:08:15,753 --> 01:08:18,673 - What does it lead to? - Guest kitchen. Nobody's ever in there. 936 01:08:25,805 --> 01:08:28,140 Oh, shit. 937 01:08:33,688 --> 01:08:35,606 Get her out of here. 938 01:08:46,826 --> 01:08:48,744 I think they're eating fajitas. 939 01:08:50,788 --> 01:08:53,040 Goddamn it. 940 01:08:54,542 --> 01:08:56,627 Drop back. 941 01:08:57,628 --> 01:08:59,797 Now! 942 01:09:13,602 --> 01:09:15,688 So no one's ever in here, huh, Moses? 943 01:09:18,441 --> 01:09:22,653 Hey. Shit! 944 01:09:39,295 --> 01:09:43,049 Is that all you got? 945 01:09:46,344 --> 01:09:49,180 Come here! 946 01:09:49,263 --> 01:09:52,433 Motherfucker! 947 01:10:08,324 --> 01:10:11,369 Aaaaargh! 948 01:10:51,158 --> 01:10:53,577 Oh, Jack. 949 01:10:56,914 --> 01:11:00,292 Thank God. I was so scared. 950 01:11:04,547 --> 01:11:08,092 - Where's Colton? - I saw him drive off when the shooting started. 951 01:11:08,175 --> 01:11:10,094 Okay. Come on, let's get out of here. 952 01:11:10,177 --> 01:11:12,430 Shh. 953 01:11:12,513 --> 01:11:15,016 There may still be some people around here. I don't have a gun. 954 01:11:16,142 --> 01:11:19,562 I've got one. 955 01:11:19,645 --> 01:11:21,689 Great. Let me have it. 956 01:11:25,568 --> 01:11:27,528 Put your hands up, Jack. 957 01:11:27,570 --> 01:11:29,572 Traci, now is not the time for jokes. 958 01:11:29,613 --> 01:11:33,492 - Give me the gun. - Put your hands up, or I will let you have it. 959 01:11:38,456 --> 01:11:41,167 Move toward the door. 960 01:11:56,265 --> 01:11:58,684 So after all this time, it was you, huh? 961 01:11:58,768 --> 01:12:02,688 - I'm sorry, Jack. - Why don't you just shoot me in my head? 962 01:12:02,772 --> 01:12:05,232 It won't hurt as much. 963 01:12:05,316 --> 01:12:07,109 Give me the gun, bitch! Thank you! 964 01:12:09,570 --> 01:12:11,864 - Where the hell were you? - Gettin' Colton's notebooks. 965 01:12:11,947 --> 01:12:14,658 According to these, it's Nurse Traci's job... 966 01:12:14,742 --> 01:12:16,827 to get close to somebody and then fuck them over. 967 01:12:16,911 --> 01:12:19,705 - No wonder you liked her. - Jack, please! 968 01:12:19,789 --> 01:12:22,124 Move it! 969 01:12:22,166 --> 01:12:24,126 Colton knew you'd be coming after me sooner or later... 970 01:12:24,210 --> 01:12:28,506 so he sicked devil eyes over here on you to lead him to me. 971 01:12:31,133 --> 01:12:34,762 Jack, Colton made me do it. 972 01:12:34,804 --> 01:12:36,806 He would have killed me if I hadn't done it. 973 01:12:36,889 --> 01:12:38,766 Watch it now, Keats. She's playing you. 974 01:12:38,808 --> 01:12:41,394 But then I fell in love with you. 975 01:12:41,477 --> 01:12:44,814 But... then I fell... Shut the fuck up! 976 01:12:44,897 --> 01:12:47,316 I swear to God I did. 977 01:12:47,400 --> 01:12:49,568 Aw, she's lyin' out her devil ass! 978 01:12:51,028 --> 01:12:54,907 - Will you shut the fuck up? - Why don't you make me? 979 01:12:59,161 --> 01:13:03,708 Jesus, I gotta learn how to fight. This is pathetic. 980 01:13:16,303 --> 01:13:19,181 Moses, don't you do it! 981 01:13:19,223 --> 01:13:23,519 Your girlfriend is shooting at me. What do you want me to do, tell her she's pretty? 982 01:13:23,561 --> 01:13:27,273 Traci. Traci. 983 01:13:27,356 --> 01:13:30,818 - Put the gun down. - I'm walking out of here, Jack. 984 01:13:30,901 --> 01:13:34,780 - Don't try to stop me. - Goddamn it, Traci, stop this. 985 01:13:34,864 --> 01:13:37,867 Don't take it personally. I'm just doing my job. 986 01:13:37,950 --> 01:13:41,412 Oh, shit! I've heard that before! 987 01:13:41,495 --> 01:13:43,706 Look, Moses, shut up. 988 01:13:43,789 --> 01:13:47,626 Traci, please. 989 01:13:47,710 --> 01:13:49,670 Don't make you feel too good, does it, Keats? 990 01:13:53,382 --> 01:13:56,260 Traci! 991 01:13:56,344 --> 01:13:59,138 Okay, Jack. 992 01:13:59,221 --> 01:14:02,183 I'm coming out. I don't want anyone else to get hurt. 993 01:14:04,685 --> 01:14:06,604 Hey, Keats. Take a gun. She's crazy. 994 01:14:12,985 --> 01:14:15,905 Put it down. 995 01:14:25,414 --> 01:14:29,126 Keats, look out! 996 01:14:36,550 --> 01:14:39,470 Hey, jack-off. 997 01:14:39,553 --> 01:14:41,972 You make one hell of a partner. 998 01:14:42,056 --> 01:14:44,016 First you bust 'em, then you get 'em shot. 999 01:14:45,434 --> 01:14:48,270 Hey, you know what? Screw him. 1000 01:14:48,312 --> 01:14:51,482 I built my whole business selling to morons like him. 1001 01:14:51,565 --> 01:14:53,567 You come on down to Colton Motors, you hear? 1002 01:14:53,609 --> 01:14:56,404 And I'll sell you a new partner, one without a bullet in him. 1003 01:14:56,445 --> 01:14:59,782 Think of the depreciation. 1004 01:14:59,865 --> 01:15:02,243 Step into my office, chump. 1005 01:15:17,133 --> 01:15:20,970 - I could kill you now, but that wouldn't be enough. - What? 1006 01:15:21,053 --> 01:15:24,557 'Cause first, man, 1007 01:15:24,640 --> 01:15:27,518 I'm gonna fuck you up. 1008 01:15:38,237 --> 01:15:40,156 Ooooh! 1009 01:15:48,080 --> 01:15:50,875 Let's get our story straight. 1010 01:15:50,958 --> 01:15:55,296 You two. You broke in here to kill me. 1011 01:16:05,014 --> 01:16:09,852 Ohhh! That's what you get for trying to make me suck your dick. 1012 01:16:09,935 --> 01:16:12,563 Aaaaah! 1013 01:16:15,191 --> 01:16:19,070 Hey, Moe. I can't believe you did that. 1014 01:16:19,153 --> 01:16:21,072 Did what? 1015 01:16:21,155 --> 01:16:23,866 You actually took a bullet for me. 1016 01:16:23,949 --> 01:16:26,077 That was pretty nice of me, wasn't it? 1017 01:16:26,160 --> 01:16:30,956 - Yeah. - Ow. Ow! Ow! Ow! 1018 01:16:31,040 --> 01:16:33,459 Hey, sit down. Let me look at that. 1019 01:16:35,044 --> 01:16:37,630 Ah, shit. 1020 01:16:37,713 --> 01:16:39,840 Ow! 1021 01:16:42,009 --> 01:16:44,887 Man, it's just a little flesh wound. 1022 01:16:44,929 --> 01:16:47,556 A bullet hit my back. It hurts. 1023 01:16:47,640 --> 01:16:51,936 - Try taking one in the head. - All right, that probably hurt more. 1024 01:16:53,646 --> 01:16:56,190 Those notebooks ought to make that Benson or... 1025 01:16:56,232 --> 01:16:58,275 Jensen guy forget you ever hit him. 1026 01:16:58,359 --> 01:17:01,904 It's Jensen. And you better get the hell out of here. 1027 01:17:07,076 --> 01:17:09,286 Thanks, man. 1028 01:17:09,370 --> 01:17:11,622 Hey, you take care of yourself. 1029 01:17:11,706 --> 01:17:13,708 Try not to mess up. 1030 01:17:13,749 --> 01:17:17,003 This life of crime bullshit, I'm done with it. I'm going to Cabo. 1031 01:17:17,086 --> 01:17:20,589 Ah, drinkin' margaritas, bangin' seÑoritas. 1032 01:17:20,673 --> 01:17:23,092 Fuck that shit, man. I'm gonna be a bullfighter. 1033 01:17:23,175 --> 01:17:25,678 I hear those guys make a lot of money. You should come. 1034 01:17:25,761 --> 01:17:30,558 Maybe. To the Rock and Archie Show. 1035 01:17:33,769 --> 01:17:35,938 To the Jack and Archie Show. 1036 01:17:38,065 --> 01:17:41,485 I'll see you later. 1037 01:17:41,569 --> 01:17:45,114 See you, Moses. 1038 01:17:54,915 --> 01:17:58,794 The American customer is different than here in Mexico. 1039 01:17:58,836 --> 01:18:03,341 You see, we like it when you first meet somebody, you just start kissing. 1040 01:18:03,424 --> 01:18:06,510 Get to know each other a little. It's a little strange at first, 1041 01:18:06,594 --> 01:18:08,512 but if you loosen up you can enjoy it. 1042 01:18:08,596 --> 01:18:10,514 You know, I think it could be fun. 1043 01:18:10,598 --> 01:18:14,310 - SeÑor, you're so funny. - Oh, funny, and good looking too. 1044 01:18:14,393 --> 01:18:18,814 I'm not great looking, but pretty good. Like, about a seven. 1045 01:18:18,898 --> 01:18:22,985 Hey, I wanted to ask you. How many of you have done it with a bullfighter? 1046 01:18:23,069 --> 01:18:27,406 - Anybody? Come on, show of hands. - We don't like bullfighters. 1047 01:18:27,490 --> 01:18:31,660 - We hate when they kill the bull. - I wouldn't kill the bull. 1048 01:18:31,744 --> 01:18:33,788 That's not nice. What I like to do is... 1049 01:18:33,829 --> 01:18:37,666 I like to get to know the bull, teach it how to read, that kind of thing. 1050 01:18:37,750 --> 01:18:39,710 - Make him stop smoking. - Let's go. 1051 01:18:39,794 --> 01:18:41,837 It's not right for a bull to smoke. 1052 01:18:44,674 --> 01:18:47,301 How's it goin'? 1053 01:18:47,385 --> 01:18:50,805 We don't like you gringos bothering our women. 1054 01:18:50,846 --> 01:18:52,848 And I wouldn't do that. 1055 01:18:52,932 --> 01:18:55,851 That's why I'm going to leave right now. It was great meeting you. 1056 01:18:55,893 --> 01:18:58,979 Oh, God, come on. 1057 01:18:59,063 --> 01:19:01,023 Hey! 1058 01:19:04,235 --> 01:19:07,697 You got a problem with him, then you got a problem with us. 1059 01:19:07,780 --> 01:19:10,574 Right, Keats? 1060 01:19:19,625 --> 01:19:23,045 Keats? 1061 01:19:27,383 --> 01:19:30,177 Hey, you don't want to beat the shit out of me in front of my mother, do you? 1062 01:19:30,219 --> 01:19:33,097 Mom! Ma!