1 00:00:22,648 --> 00:00:27,276 You looked at Ray and said, "I want him to be my boyfriend... 2 00:00:27,444 --> 00:00:31,614 ...but he's got to change." What are you talking about? 3 00:00:31,782 --> 00:00:35,910 One of the things that initiated a misunderstanding... 4 00:00:36,078 --> 00:00:40,123 ...was that one day, I didn't want to have sex with him. 5 00:00:40,290 --> 00:00:44,794 So he starts talking about calling somebody else to do it. 6 00:00:46,380 --> 00:00:48,172 Oh, no. 7 00:00:50,467 --> 00:00:53,803 Stop at 4000 and a spin. 8 00:00:53,971 --> 00:00:55,221 That's not why it happened. 9 00:00:55,389 --> 00:00:58,266 You'd been drinking, and you thought you were making love to me. 10 00:00:58,434 --> 00:00:59,726 Yes. 11 00:01:02,688 --> 00:01:06,482 - This differs from a normal massage? - It's more sexual. 12 00:01:06,859 --> 00:01:09,068 I ought to know when I see a good ball. 13 00:01:14,616 --> 00:01:17,827 - Jamie, I... - No! 14 00:01:20,664 --> 00:01:25,793 This television funny-man killed his brother in cold blood. 15 00:01:25,961 --> 00:01:29,672 My guests have crushes on food service workers. 16 00:01:29,840 --> 00:01:34,177 Mr. Davis, do you take cream and sugar in your eye? 17 00:01:38,891 --> 00:01:40,224 - Get out. - What? 18 00:01:41,810 --> 00:01:44,812 Do you want to tell them something? 19 00:01:44,980 --> 00:01:48,107 I'm really a man. 20 00:01:57,868 --> 00:02:02,205 Jesus. Where's the cable guy already? 21 00:02:12,216 --> 00:02:14,467 Rick Legatos, please. 22 00:02:15,719 --> 00:02:17,261 Hey, Phil. 23 00:02:19,056 --> 00:02:23,851 - Hey, Rick, phone. - Hello? Hey, how's the move going? 24 00:02:24,019 --> 00:02:29,899 The cable guy is missing in action. I hope he gets here before I die. 25 00:02:30,067 --> 00:02:35,112 - You haven't called Robin? - No. I'm giving her her space. 26 00:02:35,280 --> 00:02:40,243 - I can't believe she's doing this. - You shouldn't have proposed. 27 00:02:40,410 --> 00:02:44,539 All she had to do was say no. She didn't have to kick me out. 28 00:02:44,706 --> 00:02:48,960 - Let's go! - Just give me a minute! 29 00:02:49,127 --> 00:02:52,296 Listen, a piece of advice: 30 00:02:52,506 --> 00:02:58,386 Slip the cable guy 50 bucks, he'll give you all the movie channels for free. 31 00:02:58,554 --> 00:03:03,599 I'm not good at that stuff. What if he says no? 32 00:03:03,767 --> 00:03:06,769 None of them say no. 33 00:03:06,937 --> 00:03:10,690 - I've got to go. Talk to you later. - All right. 34 00:03:14,903 --> 00:03:20,616 Hi, this is Robin Harris. Steven doesn't live here anymore... 35 00:03:42,139 --> 00:03:45,349 - Cable guy. - Oh, great. 36 00:03:48,103 --> 00:03:52,356 - Cable guy! - Don't leave! 37 00:03:55,986 --> 00:03:58,571 - Wait! - Cable guy! 38 00:03:59,364 --> 00:04:01,490 - I'm coming! - Cable guy! 39 00:04:01,658 --> 00:04:03,659 I'm coming. Don't leave. 40 00:04:06,496 --> 00:04:08,164 Cable guy! 41 00:04:12,836 --> 00:04:15,504 Hey, wait! Come back. 42 00:04:18,467 --> 00:04:23,179 - Look who decided to show. - You should have come hours ago. 43 00:04:23,347 --> 00:04:28,309 Should I? So I'm the tardy one? 44 00:04:28,477 --> 00:04:33,022 Yeah. I was going to the bed-and-bath place. Now it's closed. 45 00:04:33,190 --> 00:04:37,860 Maybe I shouldn't have come at all. Jerk off! 46 00:04:39,321 --> 00:04:42,031 I'm just joking with you. 47 00:04:43,200 --> 00:04:45,076 Let's do this. 48 00:04:45,869 --> 00:04:48,412 The old McNair place. 49 00:04:48,580 --> 00:04:51,457 Never thought they'd get the floors clean after what happened. 50 00:04:51,625 --> 00:04:53,376 What happened? 51 00:04:53,919 --> 00:04:55,962 They had a lot of cats. 52 00:04:57,464 --> 00:05:00,383 The comment card. Please mail it in when I'm done. 53 00:05:00,550 --> 00:05:01,676 Does it go to your boss? 54 00:05:02,052 --> 00:05:05,930 No, it goes to me. I'm kind of a perfectioniss... 55 00:05:07,057 --> 00:05:11,894 Perfectionis... t. 56 00:05:12,354 --> 00:05:15,356 Let's take a look. 57 00:05:19,903 --> 00:05:23,239 This could be a cool pad. 58 00:05:25,242 --> 00:05:28,536 Come on, baby. 59 00:05:28,704 --> 00:05:34,417 Come on, baby. Talk to me. 60 00:05:34,584 --> 00:05:39,422 Tell me where you like it. 61 00:05:45,178 --> 00:05:48,764 Hello, mama. 62 00:05:50,475 --> 00:05:56,105 Is this what you want? Is this where you need it? 63 00:06:01,695 --> 00:06:03,821 How about this? 64 00:06:12,581 --> 00:06:14,957 That's your sweet spot, right there. 65 00:06:20,505 --> 00:06:23,299 So your lady kicked you out. 66 00:06:25,135 --> 00:06:26,635 What? 67 00:06:26,803 --> 00:06:29,472 In preparing your service... 68 00:06:29,639 --> 00:06:34,435 ...I noticed you were previously wired at 1268 and a half Chestnut. 69 00:06:34,644 --> 00:06:39,607 Last week, the billing was transferred to one Robin Harris. 70 00:06:40,609 --> 00:06:45,654 - Smells like heartbreak to me. - I don't want to discuss that. 71 00:06:45,822 --> 00:06:50,701 - Just install my cable, please. - Suit yourself. 72 00:06:50,869 --> 00:06:53,245 No sweat off my sack. 73 00:06:54,831 --> 00:06:58,167 You might want to put on a bathing suit. 74 00:06:58,335 --> 00:07:02,338 You'll be channel surfing in no time. 75 00:07:17,562 --> 00:07:22,191 So ends day 54 of the trial of former child star, Sam Sweet... 76 00:07:22,359 --> 00:07:26,529 ...who has been accused of shooting his twin brother, Stan, in cold blood. 77 00:07:26,696 --> 00:07:30,032 The twins were stars of the hit sitcom Double Trouble... 78 00:07:30,200 --> 00:07:32,910 ...which aired from 1977 till 1984. 79 00:07:33,578 --> 00:07:34,745 Who broke this? 80 00:07:34,913 --> 00:07:36,872 - He did it! - He did it! 81 00:07:37,040 --> 00:07:42,711 Life wasn't sweet after their program was canceled. 82 00:07:42,879 --> 00:07:46,048 Sam turned to petty larceny... 83 00:07:47,759 --> 00:07:51,595 ...while his brother fell in with the cult called Brotherhood of Friends. 84 00:07:54,724 --> 00:07:56,767 I hope they fry this bastard. 85 00:08:05,443 --> 00:08:09,196 What happened? 86 00:08:09,364 --> 00:08:14,577 Your furniture and appliances were causing problems with the reception. 87 00:08:15,579 --> 00:08:21,417 - I moved a few things, okay? - Yeah, I guess. 88 00:08:21,585 --> 00:08:24,920 I just have some paperwork for you to fill out. 89 00:08:25,881 --> 00:08:30,926 It's a drag. You just get to know somebody and then the job is done. 90 00:08:32,429 --> 00:08:33,929 Sign here. 91 00:08:45,942 --> 00:08:48,068 I feel good about this. 92 00:08:54,784 --> 00:08:57,286 - Hey, wait. - Yeah? 93 00:08:57,871 --> 00:09:03,834 I have this friend, and he gave his cable guy $50. 94 00:09:04,002 --> 00:09:09,131 He got all the movie channels for free. Did you ever hear of that? 95 00:09:17,140 --> 00:09:22,686 - You mean illegal cable? - Yeah. 96 00:09:22,896 --> 00:09:26,523 - Who told you that? - Forget it. 97 00:09:26,691 --> 00:09:27,983 You're offering me a bribe. 98 00:09:28,151 --> 00:09:35,032 That's illegal. You could be fined up to $5000 or go to jail. 99 00:09:35,200 --> 00:09:39,119 No, I was just making conversation. Forget it. 100 00:09:43,041 --> 00:09:47,419 I'm just jerking your chain. 101 00:09:49,005 --> 00:09:51,799 You are too easy. 102 00:09:51,967 --> 00:09:55,761 Wake up. Smell the smelling salt. 103 00:09:56,846 --> 00:09:59,056 I'll juice you up. 104 00:10:00,016 --> 00:10:04,853 - One guy doing another guy a solid. - That is so nice. 105 00:10:05,021 --> 00:10:09,900 Well, you're a nice guy. Many customers treat me like snot. 106 00:10:10,068 --> 00:10:13,028 Like I'm a goddamn plumber or something. 107 00:10:13,196 --> 00:10:17,324 Here's my personal pager number. 108 00:10:17,492 --> 00:10:24,206 - The company puts you on hold. - Thanks. You'll get good marks. 109 00:10:24,374 --> 00:10:29,211 Maybe I'll show you the satellite, how this whole thing works. 110 00:10:29,379 --> 00:10:33,299 - Sure, we should do that one day. - How about tomorrow? 111 00:10:34,050 --> 00:10:40,889 - Tomorrow's no good. - You'll be stewing about your ex? 112 00:10:42,392 --> 00:10:43,934 No. 113 00:10:47,897 --> 00:10:53,360 - Okay. I crossed the line. Sorry. - You didn't cross the line. 114 00:10:53,695 --> 00:10:56,905 Cool. Pick you up at 6:30. 115 00:11:00,201 --> 00:11:05,873 There are 24 classrooms. Each can be converted into a home. 116 00:11:06,041 --> 00:11:12,421 There's a swimming pool, tennis courts, a gym and a stage... 117 00:11:12,589 --> 00:11:16,050 ...if the residents decide they want to perform Oklahoma! 118 00:11:16,634 --> 00:11:17,926 Oklahoma! 119 00:11:18,094 --> 00:11:22,431 It's available in foreclosure. 120 00:11:22,599 --> 00:11:26,143 With a cash bid, we can steal this thing. 121 00:11:35,070 --> 00:11:36,945 Yo, Steve-o. 122 00:11:37,322 --> 00:11:40,032 Tough room, but you got them. How you feeling? 123 00:11:40,200 --> 00:11:41,325 Fine. 124 00:11:41,493 --> 00:11:45,579 Are you having a little domestic discord? 125 00:11:45,747 --> 00:11:50,959 Robin and I are having difficulties. I think it's only temporary. 126 00:11:51,127 --> 00:11:57,424 If you screw this project up, it's not going to be my ass. 127 00:11:57,592 --> 00:12:00,761 - Do you know what I mean? - I'm on it. 128 00:12:00,929 --> 00:12:05,099 I'm more patient. I'm more loving. They tell me this. 129 00:12:05,266 --> 00:12:09,978 There's something in everyone's life they could improve. 130 00:12:10,146 --> 00:12:16,610 If they're doing well financially, maybe their relationships suffer. 131 00:12:16,778 --> 00:12:23,659 Call now, and you'll be rushed the "Personal Power Success System." 132 00:12:26,663 --> 00:12:30,249 Steve! Steven! 133 00:12:30,667 --> 00:12:34,169 Stevie, time to leavie! 134 00:12:34,337 --> 00:12:36,171 Yo, Stevie! 135 00:12:36,339 --> 00:12:42,845 Come on down! Are you waiting for an invitation? 136 00:12:43,012 --> 00:12:45,764 It's the fun bus. Come on! 137 00:12:50,687 --> 00:12:53,814 - How's it going? - Hey, buddy! 138 00:12:54,732 --> 00:12:57,860 I've had a few drinks, so buckle up. 139 00:13:00,029 --> 00:13:04,491 That's my humor. Thanks for coming out. 140 00:13:04,659 --> 00:13:10,873 Most people never take the time to understand how the cable works. 141 00:13:11,040 --> 00:13:17,337 - Where exactly are we going? - To ride the information highway. 142 00:13:41,779 --> 00:13:46,325 I come up here to think sometimes. Clear my head. 143 00:13:47,285 --> 00:13:49,036 Brace yourself. 144 00:13:52,415 --> 00:13:54,249 There she is. 145 00:14:01,966 --> 00:14:06,803 She's sending entertainment and information to millions of citizens. 146 00:14:07,305 --> 00:14:14,228 - That's pretty impressive. - I knew you'd appreciate this. 147 00:14:20,735 --> 00:14:22,945 The future is now! 148 00:14:23,363 --> 00:14:27,658 Soon every home will integrate their television, phone and computer. 149 00:14:27,825 --> 00:14:32,788 You'll be able to visit the Louvre, or watch female mud wrestling. 150 00:14:32,956 --> 00:14:38,335 You can shop from your home, or play video games with someone in Vietnam. 151 00:14:38,503 --> 00:14:43,298 There's no end to the possibilities! 152 00:14:45,760 --> 00:14:50,472 When I was a kid, my mom worked nights. I never met my father. 153 00:14:50,640 --> 00:14:55,310 - But the TV was always there. - I know what you mean. 154 00:14:55,478 --> 00:14:58,355 My dad might as well have been away. 155 00:15:01,484 --> 00:15:06,154 That's tough. You must have a lot of abandonment issues. 156 00:15:06,322 --> 00:15:09,616 Reality isn't Father Knows Best anymore. 157 00:15:09,784 --> 00:15:14,121 It's a kick in the face with a steel-toe work boot... 158 00:15:14,289 --> 00:15:20,294 ...and a trip to the hospital for reconstructive surgery. 159 00:15:21,337 --> 00:15:24,464 But what doesn't kill us makes us stronger, right? 160 00:15:26,342 --> 00:15:30,220 My brother is a speech therapist. 161 00:15:32,890 --> 00:15:34,516 So? 162 00:15:36,311 --> 00:15:38,228 Never mind. 163 00:15:41,524 --> 00:15:46,320 - You're pretty love-struck, huh? - I miss her. 164 00:15:46,487 --> 00:15:51,742 - I proposed, and she kicked me out. - I hate that. 165 00:15:51,909 --> 00:15:58,707 - She said I pressed too hard. - Women are a labyrinth, my friend. 166 00:16:00,001 --> 00:16:01,627 Can I be frank? 167 00:16:03,212 --> 00:16:08,925 I don't think you listen to her. You tell her what she wants to hear. 168 00:16:09,719 --> 00:16:13,889 She wants you to thirst for knowledge about who she is. 169 00:16:14,057 --> 00:16:17,559 All the complicated splendor that is woman. 170 00:16:18,728 --> 00:16:24,733 When your love is truly giving, it will come back to you tenfold. 171 00:16:24,901 --> 00:16:28,862 You're right. That's incredibly insightful. 172 00:16:29,030 --> 00:16:33,408 It was Jerry Springer's final thought on Friday's show. 173 00:16:40,750 --> 00:16:46,088 Women love Sleepless in Seattle. It's on HBO this month. 174 00:16:46,255 --> 00:16:49,925 - That's your bait. - Robin loves that movie. 175 00:16:50,551 --> 00:16:57,557 Tell her you're cooking yourself dinner and watching it by yourself. 176 00:16:58,142 --> 00:17:02,813 - She'll come running. - Maybe I'll give it a try. 177 00:17:03,940 --> 00:17:07,609 It's embarrassing, I don't even know your name. 178 00:17:08,945 --> 00:17:11,279 Do you really want to know my name? 179 00:17:12,448 --> 00:17:14,491 - You do? - Sure. 180 00:17:21,124 --> 00:17:27,003 It's Ernie Douglas. But my friends call me Chip. 181 00:17:41,310 --> 00:17:42,811 Goodbye. 182 00:17:45,022 --> 00:17:48,358 This concludes our broadcast day. Click. 183 00:17:48,526 --> 00:17:53,697 I don't listen to you. I pretend to understand. 184 00:17:53,906 --> 00:17:57,284 I'm just saying what I think you want to hear. 185 00:17:57,452 --> 00:18:03,999 I'm interested in learning about the complicated splendor that is you. 186 00:18:05,710 --> 00:18:12,507 I can see that taking this time might be good for us. I'm not mad. 187 00:18:14,343 --> 00:18:19,306 - Sometimes time apart is healthy. - You're right. 188 00:18:21,225 --> 00:18:24,978 That's what I came here to say. 189 00:18:26,773 --> 00:18:29,065 I have to get back to the office. 190 00:18:30,526 --> 00:18:36,990 - What are you doing tomorrow? - Cook dinner and watch a movie. 191 00:18:37,158 --> 00:18:41,787 - Sleepless in Seattle is on TV. - I love that movie. 192 00:18:42,371 --> 00:18:45,373 Why don't you come by? 193 00:18:45,875 --> 00:18:48,877 - Maybe I will. - Whatever. 194 00:18:55,218 --> 00:18:59,095 I'm Tabitha Soren. Today in the Sam Sweet case... 195 00:18:59,263 --> 00:19:04,351 ...the prosecution played the call Sam made on the night of the murder. 196 00:19:04,519 --> 00:19:07,687 Mr. Sweet confessed one month later. 197 00:19:07,855 --> 00:19:12,192 Oh, my God. Oh, my God. My twin brother's been shot. 198 00:19:12,360 --> 00:19:15,153 I think it was an Asian gang or something. 199 00:19:15,321 --> 00:19:17,572 I saw someone. He looked Asian. 200 00:19:17,740 --> 00:19:23,620 He was speaking another language. I'm pretty sure... 201 00:19:24,288 --> 00:19:26,289 It was Asian. 202 00:19:38,886 --> 00:19:41,513 He had the same injury last year. 203 00:19:42,098 --> 00:19:45,433 You guys play here too? 204 00:19:46,310 --> 00:19:51,940 Weird. I thought I'd see if anybody wanted to play round ball. 205 00:19:52,108 --> 00:19:56,736 - Great. We need another man. - Chip Douglas, my cable guy. 206 00:19:56,904 --> 00:20:00,740 We met a week ago, but I feel I've always known him. 207 00:20:00,908 --> 00:20:04,327 Really? That's sweet. 208 00:20:05,288 --> 00:20:09,457 - Chip Douglas, you're on my team. - No way. 209 00:20:09,625 --> 00:20:14,880 - I'm on Steven's team. - I'll switch teams. Let's play. 210 00:20:15,047 --> 00:20:18,383 I've got to warm up! I don't want to pull a hammy. 211 00:20:44,994 --> 00:20:48,788 - Let's get it on. - You any good? 212 00:20:48,956 --> 00:20:51,499 You'll find out. 213 00:20:51,667 --> 00:20:53,293 Check it. 214 00:20:55,296 --> 00:20:57,339 Looks good. 215 00:20:58,341 --> 00:21:02,719 Let's see what you got, White Shadow. 216 00:21:02,887 --> 00:21:04,763 Foul! 217 00:21:06,182 --> 00:21:10,143 - That was a travel! - Whatever you say, Chip! 218 00:21:10,311 --> 00:21:13,188 I see. We're playing prison rules, huh? 219 00:21:53,354 --> 00:21:55,021 Feed me! 220 00:21:58,943 --> 00:22:04,864 Steven, I'm open! Feed me the rock! 221 00:22:07,910 --> 00:22:09,119 Chip, over here! 222 00:22:43,946 --> 00:22:46,948 I love this game. 223 00:22:49,952 --> 00:22:53,788 - I guess we're done. - Thanks for bringing your friend. 224 00:22:56,959 --> 00:23:01,796 Hey, Rick! I never made a slam dunk before. Thanks for the boost. 225 00:23:05,926 --> 00:23:07,802 What are you doing? 226 00:23:09,221 --> 00:23:12,974 - I'm just talking trash. - You ruined the game. 227 00:23:14,143 --> 00:23:17,812 Friends don't speak to each other like that. 228 00:23:17,980 --> 00:23:22,317 We're not friends. I don't even know you. 229 00:23:22,485 --> 00:23:27,906 - Let me buy you a Heineken. - I'm going home. 230 00:23:28,991 --> 00:23:33,536 I guess we'll talk later. I have to do some stuff anyway. 231 00:23:43,672 --> 00:23:48,009 - You have 11 new messages. - All right. 232 00:23:48,177 --> 00:23:53,181 Steven, it's Mom. Call me. I'm still your mother, you know. 233 00:23:53,349 --> 00:23:56,976 Steven, call your mother. 234 00:23:57,144 --> 00:24:02,690 Hey, Steven. Give me a ring. I'm at 555-4329. 235 00:24:02,858 --> 00:24:08,655 What's up, Steve? I'm at a pay phone. If you're there, pick up. 236 00:24:08,823 --> 00:24:12,200 I'll be home later. 237 00:24:12,368 --> 00:24:17,247 Okay, I'm home. Give me a buzz when you get in. 238 00:24:17,414 --> 00:24:22,418 It's me again. I was taking a whiz. Thought you might have called. 239 00:24:23,712 --> 00:24:27,465 We're having ourselves a game of phone tag here. 240 00:24:29,218 --> 00:24:35,557 I was just blow-drying my hair. Thought I heard the phone ring. 241 00:24:37,059 --> 00:24:39,394 I think your machine is... 242 00:24:40,271 --> 00:24:43,148 Oh, shit. 243 00:24:51,031 --> 00:24:54,659 - Hey, good to see you. - You too. 244 00:25:05,588 --> 00:25:08,548 - So how's work? - Work's good. 245 00:25:08,716 --> 00:25:14,888 - How's Hal? - The guy has no vision. 246 00:25:15,055 --> 00:25:20,685 It's like working for Mr. Magoo. And those hair plugs... 247 00:25:20,853 --> 00:25:26,482 He's just an utterly useless person. I think I hate him. 248 00:25:28,277 --> 00:25:34,949 - It's nice to see you doing well. - It's nice just to see you. 249 00:25:36,118 --> 00:25:38,870 Hey. It should be on now. 250 00:25:49,298 --> 00:25:53,885 Damn it. The cable's out. 251 00:25:54,803 --> 00:26:00,350 I know what to do. The cable guy is a friend of mine. 252 00:26:00,517 --> 00:26:05,939 I'm a preferred customer. All I have to do is page him. 253 00:26:19,870 --> 00:26:25,833 - Hi. Is there a problem? - My cable's out. 254 00:26:27,544 --> 00:26:31,506 Really? So you called me. 255 00:26:32,675 --> 00:26:36,302 Funny, how you call when you need something. 256 00:26:36,470 --> 00:26:42,684 - Is that how you treat people? - I've been busy. Robin is here. 257 00:26:44,228 --> 00:26:50,149 - This is important. - But calling me back isn't? 258 00:26:50,317 --> 00:26:52,443 I'm sorry. Can you help me out? 259 00:26:55,656 --> 00:27:01,035 Why should I help you? I gave you free cable. 260 00:27:01,203 --> 00:27:05,415 - What have you ever done for me? - Anything you want. 261 00:27:05,582 --> 00:27:09,669 - Tomorrow night we hang out. - Fine, anything you want. 262 00:27:11,380 --> 00:27:17,510 God bless you. You're too good to me. 263 00:27:26,562 --> 00:27:28,855 All set! 264 00:27:33,068 --> 00:27:38,906 - What's with the cut cord? - That's for effect. Until tomorrow. 265 00:27:39,074 --> 00:27:43,286 She's pretty. Don't kiss her. Don't even touch her. 266 00:27:43,495 --> 00:27:48,791 Resist the urge at all costs. It'll pay off in the end. 267 00:27:50,711 --> 00:27:52,503 See what I'm saying? 268 00:27:56,633 --> 00:27:58,801 Enjoy the flick. 269 00:28:02,389 --> 00:28:05,224 - That was fast. - Yeah. 270 00:28:06,060 --> 00:28:09,937 - Are you okay? - I'm fine. Don't I look fine? 271 00:28:10,898 --> 00:28:16,319 That isn't how it's done. I'd rather just see somebody I like. 272 00:28:16,528 --> 00:28:22,116 Get a feeling about them, and ask them if they'd like a drink. 273 00:28:22,451 --> 00:28:26,496 - Or a slice of pizza? - Does it still work this way? 274 00:28:26,663 --> 00:28:30,792 - It doesn't. They ask you. - I'm starting to notice that. 275 00:28:30,959 --> 00:28:34,921 If you get a new wife, do you get to have sex with her? 276 00:28:35,089 --> 00:28:40,343 - I certainly hope so. - Will she scratch up your back? 277 00:28:40,552 --> 00:28:42,637 What? 278 00:28:42,805 --> 00:28:47,308 In movies, women always scratch the man when they're having sex. 279 00:28:47,476 --> 00:28:50,645 - How do you know this? - Jed's got cable. 280 00:29:01,156 --> 00:29:08,121 - Mommy's got to go out now. - When will I get a brother? 281 00:29:08,288 --> 00:29:11,499 That's why Mommy is going to happy hour. 282 00:29:11,667 --> 00:29:16,963 Just sit there with Mr. Babysitter, and he'll take good care of you. 283 00:29:17,131 --> 00:29:20,925 Don't sit so close to that thing. It's going to rot your brain. 284 00:29:24,596 --> 00:29:29,892 - Why didn't you take my call? - I can't always pick up the phone. 285 00:29:30,686 --> 00:29:35,231 Your nostrils flare when you're mad. 286 00:29:43,365 --> 00:29:48,536 Sorry about yesterday. How did everything go with you? 287 00:29:48,704 --> 00:29:52,415 - Keep them closed. - Pretty well. The other night... 288 00:29:52,624 --> 00:29:56,002 You're not peeking, are you? I want this to be a surprise. 289 00:29:56,170 --> 00:30:01,883 - Where are we going? - The finest restaurant in town. 290 00:30:03,385 --> 00:30:06,471 Open, sesame. 291 00:30:06,638 --> 00:30:09,557 Medieval Times? 292 00:30:11,727 --> 00:30:16,230 I knew you'd like it. I come twice a week. 293 00:30:16,398 --> 00:30:22,904 I'm your serving wench, Melinda. Care for something from the barkeep? 294 00:30:24,698 --> 00:30:27,783 Dost thust have thou a mug of ale for me and me mate? 295 00:30:27,951 --> 00:30:34,624 He has been pitched in battle for a fortnight and has a king's thirst. 296 00:30:36,460 --> 00:30:41,255 - I'll be right back, My Lord. - My thanks to ye, fair wench. 297 00:30:45,219 --> 00:30:47,428 Thanks. 298 00:30:47,596 --> 00:30:54,060 - Look, I have to tell you... - Hold that thought. Show's on. 299 00:30:54,228 --> 00:31:00,650 Welcome to a magnificent journey into the past. 300 00:31:00,817 --> 00:31:04,904 This is Medieval Times! 301 00:31:07,950 --> 00:31:12,411 Are you prepared for a night of feasting and sport... 302 00:31:12,579 --> 00:31:16,457 ...the likes of which you'll never forget? 303 00:31:17,084 --> 00:31:21,837 Stand up and cheer for your section's knight. 304 00:31:22,005 --> 00:31:26,300 Let the games begin! The blue knight rules! 305 00:31:26,468 --> 00:31:31,472 The red knight sucks the big one! You're going down, red knight! 306 00:31:31,640 --> 00:31:35,810 Going down, down, down! Red knight going down! 307 00:31:35,978 --> 00:31:39,230 Down, down, down. Red knight going down! 308 00:31:42,609 --> 00:31:44,986 Smite him! 309 00:31:48,490 --> 00:31:53,953 - Could I get a knife and fork? - There were none in medieval times. 310 00:31:54,121 --> 00:31:58,124 - More Pepsi? - There was Pepsi, but no utensils? 311 00:31:58,292 --> 00:32:00,543 I've got a lot of tables. 312 00:32:05,882 --> 00:32:10,177 Can I have your skin? Check this out. 313 00:32:16,685 --> 00:32:21,147 Silence of the Lambs. 314 00:32:21,315 --> 00:32:25,192 Hello, Clarice. It's good to see you again. 315 00:32:28,196 --> 00:32:29,655 Oh, Lord. 316 00:32:29,823 --> 00:32:33,868 This has nothing to do with you as a person... 317 00:32:34,036 --> 00:32:37,330 We have reached the climax of our competition. 318 00:32:37,497 --> 00:32:42,877 Two noblemen from our audience will battle to the death... 319 00:32:43,045 --> 00:32:44,920 ...to resolve a grievance. 320 00:32:45,088 --> 00:32:52,094 Master Steven Kovacs and Lord Chip, come to the fighting pit! 321 00:32:53,221 --> 00:32:56,515 - Let's go. - What's going on? 322 00:32:56,683 --> 00:33:00,728 - We're going to do battle. - Is this a normal part of the show? 323 00:33:00,896 --> 00:33:06,567 No, but I give all the knights free cable. 324 00:33:06,735 --> 00:33:10,905 - Is it safe? - Sure! That's what the armor's for. 325 00:33:12,866 --> 00:33:17,286 We have to be careful not to hurt each other, right? 326 00:33:17,454 --> 00:33:23,751 I cannot listen to you, for you are my sworn enemy. 327 00:33:29,633 --> 00:33:32,426 Just take it easy, all right? 328 00:33:40,560 --> 00:33:43,145 Nice move. 329 00:33:44,940 --> 00:33:48,609 Necessity is the mother of invention. 330 00:33:51,780 --> 00:33:55,616 Come back so that I may brain thee! 331 00:33:59,746 --> 00:34:04,125 My leg! I have a cramp. 332 00:34:04,292 --> 00:34:05,960 Are you all right? 333 00:34:09,089 --> 00:34:10,965 I am now. 334 00:34:19,641 --> 00:34:21,559 Oh, my God! 335 00:34:28,859 --> 00:34:32,653 That's the spirit. Let's give them a show! 336 00:34:46,835 --> 00:34:53,007 I'm blinded! My eyes! 337 00:34:55,844 --> 00:34:58,929 I don't believe you. It's another trick. 338 00:34:59,681 --> 00:35:04,935 So that's how it's going to be? You want to play rough? 339 00:35:05,687 --> 00:35:08,314 Daddy can play rough! 340 00:35:10,567 --> 00:35:16,739 This is like when Spock fought Kirk. Best friends forced to do battle. 341 00:35:38,178 --> 00:35:41,680 Chip, this isn't funny! Stop it! 342 00:35:43,183 --> 00:35:49,271 The name is Spock. If we don't fight to the death, they'll kill us both. 343 00:35:49,481 --> 00:35:52,066 This isn't Star Trek. 344 00:35:57,489 --> 00:35:59,406 Goodbye, Jim. 345 00:36:18,093 --> 00:36:20,928 Good fight. Good fight. 346 00:36:21,096 --> 00:36:24,265 Eat! Keep eating! 347 00:36:27,602 --> 00:36:30,771 Quickly! Muster atop your steed. 348 00:36:33,066 --> 00:36:37,778 Get on the friggin' horse. I don't think he's kidding. 349 00:36:38,822 --> 00:36:43,742 - Don't do this! - Good luck to you! 350 00:36:43,910 --> 00:36:47,371 - This is our destiny! - No, it's not! 351 00:36:47,539 --> 00:36:50,374 - Yes, it is! Yes, it is! - No, it isn't! No, it isn't! 352 00:36:50,542 --> 00:36:52,960 - Is! Is! - Isn't! Isn't! 353 00:37:02,971 --> 00:37:04,597 Are you all right? 354 00:37:10,937 --> 00:37:14,815 Well done, good sir. You are the victor. 355 00:37:15,942 --> 00:37:18,569 But we will meet again. 356 00:37:31,833 --> 00:37:34,168 Oh, yeah! Oh, yeah! 357 00:37:35,587 --> 00:37:37,504 Did you hear that? 358 00:37:39,507 --> 00:37:45,179 - You have a warrior's instinct. - I had a real feeling of power. 359 00:37:45,347 --> 00:37:49,808 If Robin had seen you, she'd be begging you to come back. 360 00:37:49,976 --> 00:37:52,770 These knights get laid all the time. 361 00:37:53,271 --> 00:37:55,564 We should go again next week. 362 00:37:57,525 --> 00:38:01,779 - You have no messages. - Nobody loves you. 363 00:38:03,657 --> 00:38:09,536 I left something in the living room. Will you check it out for me? 364 00:38:09,704 --> 00:38:13,707 Just a little piece of equipment. 365 00:38:19,506 --> 00:38:23,133 - What do you think? - What is all this? 366 00:38:25,929 --> 00:38:31,141 It appears as if someone has updated your home entertainment system. 367 00:38:33,645 --> 00:38:38,857 I got you the big-screen TV, deluxe karaoke machine... 368 00:38:39,025 --> 00:38:44,530 ...and THX-quality sound that would make George Lucas cream his pants. 369 00:38:44,698 --> 00:38:47,574 You got in here when I was out? 370 00:38:48,326 --> 00:38:51,745 How else could I get the stuff in? 371 00:38:51,913 --> 00:38:55,874 - How much did all of this cost? - Practically nothing. 372 00:38:56,042 --> 00:39:01,422 I have a connection. I hook him up, he hooks me up. 373 00:39:01,589 --> 00:39:06,051 - I can't accept this. - Why not? 374 00:39:06,219 --> 00:39:10,431 You give me something more valuable. Friendship. 375 00:39:10,598 --> 00:39:12,933 You give me friendship. We're even. 376 00:39:13,101 --> 00:39:17,438 You have to take this stuff back. 377 00:39:21,443 --> 00:39:22,860 Okay. 378 00:39:23,486 --> 00:39:28,949 - Can I leave it here till Saturday? - Sure. No problem. 379 00:39:29,284 --> 00:39:31,452 Hi, this is Robin Harris. 380 00:39:33,121 --> 00:39:35,622 Steven doesn't live here anymore... 381 00:39:35,790 --> 00:39:41,211 Hey, it's Steven. I'm still trying to reach you. 382 00:39:41,379 --> 00:39:44,882 I'm at the office. Call me. Bye. 383 00:39:46,092 --> 00:39:48,010 - How's it going? - Good. 384 00:39:48,178 --> 00:39:52,306 Good. Keep it up. It's your ass. 385 00:39:54,142 --> 00:39:56,310 It's Robin on line two. 386 00:39:57,771 --> 00:40:02,566 I had the best time the other night. When will I see you again? 387 00:40:02,859 --> 00:40:08,489 - How about tomorrow? - Chip. 388 00:40:08,656 --> 00:40:12,326 I knew I'd get you on the phone that way. 389 00:40:12,494 --> 00:40:17,831 Let's break the cherry on that karaoke machine. 390 00:40:17,999 --> 00:40:22,669 - What does that mean? - Karaoke jam. No ifs, ands or buts. 391 00:40:22,837 --> 00:40:28,300 Maybe a few buts. Big ones! 392 00:40:49,656 --> 00:40:52,741 You're going on a date? 393 00:40:52,909 --> 00:40:59,873 We're not officially back together. And you said time apart is good. 394 00:41:00,041 --> 00:41:05,295 Yes. Time apart from each other, but not with other people. 395 00:41:05,463 --> 00:41:07,464 That's time with someone else. 396 00:41:07,632 --> 00:41:12,594 - I love you, but I have to go. Bye. - Bye. 397 00:41:21,312 --> 00:41:24,648 This is just a sign that you need to live a little. 398 00:41:26,860 --> 00:41:29,862 - She's having fun. You should too. - Maybe you're right. 399 00:41:30,029 --> 00:41:32,281 You're damn right, I'm right. 400 00:41:33,408 --> 00:41:39,872 - I got you a little something. - You said we were even. 401 00:41:40,039 --> 00:41:44,668 You're breaking the rules. What is it? 402 00:41:53,595 --> 00:41:57,055 My brother thought it might help you. 403 00:41:57,557 --> 00:42:03,437 - This is... There's no words... - It's no big deal. 404 00:42:03,605 --> 00:42:07,024 Yes, it is. Yes, it is. It is to me. 405 00:42:08,443 --> 00:42:10,569 Now I'm on a mission. 406 00:42:13,072 --> 00:42:17,492 This is going to be the best damn karaoke jam ever. 407 00:42:27,420 --> 00:42:29,588 We're really bopping! 408 00:42:33,301 --> 00:42:38,263 - You have some nice friends. - They're just preferred customers. 409 00:42:38,431 --> 00:42:43,101 Chick alert, 2 o'clock. What a licorice. 410 00:42:46,648 --> 00:42:50,275 - Don't look. - You're just playing with me. 411 00:42:50,443 --> 00:42:54,863 - She's all over you. - Shut up. 412 00:42:55,490 --> 00:43:01,536 I'd strike while the iron is hot. He who hesitates, masturbates. 413 00:43:01,704 --> 00:43:03,372 Go. 414 00:43:06,334 --> 00:43:11,546 - Hey. I'm Steven. - Heather. 415 00:43:11,714 --> 00:43:16,176 - Can I get you a beer? - How about a tequila? 416 00:43:16,344 --> 00:43:18,178 All right. 417 00:43:21,933 --> 00:43:23,600 Hi, Rick. 418 00:43:25,311 --> 00:43:27,354 That'll be a good one. 419 00:43:28,189 --> 00:43:32,859 - Glad you accepted my invitation. - Steven invited me. 420 00:43:33,027 --> 00:43:36,446 He's having a super time. 421 00:43:38,741 --> 00:43:43,829 He's changing. You'll have to learn to live with that. 422 00:43:46,582 --> 00:43:52,838 I don't know what your story is, but I'm going to find out. 423 00:43:53,006 --> 00:43:59,678 Don't dig too deep. You might get burned by the molten lava. 424 00:44:01,389 --> 00:44:03,557 I'm out of here. 425 00:44:11,524 --> 00:44:13,358 Thank you. 426 00:44:16,404 --> 00:44:20,907 The soothing sounds of Raul, ladies and gentlemen. 427 00:44:21,701 --> 00:44:24,828 - You had honey in your voice. - Do a song for us. 428 00:44:24,996 --> 00:44:27,748 No, I couldn't. No, I really couldn't. 429 00:44:29,876 --> 00:44:32,836 All right, already! 430 00:44:34,047 --> 00:44:37,090 I fought the law, and the law won. 431 00:44:38,885 --> 00:44:44,097 Jefferson Airplane performed this song in Gimme Shelter... 432 00:44:44,265 --> 00:44:49,436 ...a film about how the Hell's Angels had their way at a Stones concert. 433 00:44:49,604 --> 00:44:53,148 Tonight, it's my turn. 434 00:45:22,470 --> 00:45:28,517 - What do you do? - Can we talk in the other room? 435 00:45:28,684 --> 00:45:30,310 All right. 436 00:46:52,185 --> 00:46:56,104 We just had a baby born at the party. 437 00:46:56,272 --> 00:47:00,734 We need an ambulance over by the scaffolding! 438 00:47:19,462 --> 00:47:25,967 It's the summer of love, baby. Let's leave these two alone. 439 00:47:26,177 --> 00:47:30,222 Smile! That's going to be a good one. 440 00:47:45,947 --> 00:47:50,408 Good morning, and how are we today? 441 00:47:50,576 --> 00:47:55,288 I borrowed this sweatshirt. Bacon and eggs, coming up. 442 00:47:55,456 --> 00:48:00,919 - Where did Heather go? - She left early this morning. 443 00:48:01,087 --> 00:48:03,296 You cad. 444 00:48:05,299 --> 00:48:11,012 - What a night. Just what I needed. - I'll tell you something. 445 00:48:11,472 --> 00:48:15,475 - You look like a new man. - I feel like a new man. 446 00:48:15,643 --> 00:48:20,480 I was getting so used to rejection. I really liked her. 447 00:48:20,648 --> 00:48:23,775 Hey. It was my treat. 448 00:48:26,988 --> 00:48:33,159 - What do you mean? - You can buy next time. 449 00:48:35,871 --> 00:48:40,041 - Don't let your eggs get cold. - Buy what? 450 00:48:42,503 --> 00:48:47,173 What do you mean, buy what? The women. 451 00:48:48,968 --> 00:48:52,596 Do you mean that Heather is a prostitute? 452 00:48:53,848 --> 00:48:58,810 Of course. We couldn't get a woman like that without paying. 453 00:48:58,978 --> 00:49:01,771 This can't be happening. 454 00:49:01,939 --> 00:49:04,983 Oh, hey, hey, hey. 455 00:49:05,151 --> 00:49:11,323 It's okay. She's totally clean. I checked her out about a week ago. 456 00:49:11,490 --> 00:49:18,330 To make sure she was good. And I'm healthy as a horse. Not a drip. 457 00:49:19,582 --> 00:49:26,046 - Would you like some juice? - You're kidding. She's your friend. 458 00:49:26,213 --> 00:49:31,092 - I wish I had friends like that. - Get out of my house. 459 00:49:31,302 --> 00:49:35,889 She was a working girl, but she liked you. 460 00:49:36,057 --> 00:49:39,726 You might even have got a freebie. 461 00:49:39,894 --> 00:49:45,065 I don't ever want to see you again. Robin will never forgive me. 462 00:49:45,232 --> 00:49:49,027 Don't tell her. I'll help you get her back. 463 00:49:49,195 --> 00:49:53,406 I want you out of my apartment. And get this stuff out of here. 464 00:49:53,574 --> 00:49:58,536 Why are you doing this? You're sabotaging yourself. 465 00:49:58,704 --> 00:50:01,247 Out. Now. 466 00:50:01,415 --> 00:50:05,085 Everything was going so well. 467 00:50:05,252 --> 00:50:09,381 I made you breakfast, and we were eating... 468 00:50:09,548 --> 00:50:11,925 Out! 469 00:50:12,093 --> 00:50:16,971 I'll fix this. I can make it cool again. 470 00:50:17,139 --> 00:50:20,016 This is just a speed bump! 471 00:50:24,563 --> 00:50:28,608 - May I help you? - No. I'm meeting someone here. 472 00:50:41,497 --> 00:50:45,458 I apologize about last night. I came home and I just fell asleep. 473 00:50:55,678 --> 00:50:57,679 Most appreciated. 474 00:50:59,390 --> 00:51:04,477 Gail tells me you're coming out of a relationship. 475 00:51:04,979 --> 00:51:10,483 - We're in a holding pattern. - A holding pattern? 476 00:51:10,651 --> 00:51:14,070 You need to come down and refuel. 477 00:51:16,407 --> 00:51:18,658 You're sexy. 478 00:51:23,831 --> 00:51:27,751 You've been working hard. Take a break. 479 00:51:35,676 --> 00:51:39,179 Excuse me. What's the story with our chicken? 480 00:51:39,346 --> 00:51:46,227 Have the eggs had a chance to hatch? Maybe you can go check on it for me. 481 00:51:47,438 --> 00:51:50,023 I'm sorry to put you out. 482 00:51:50,191 --> 00:51:52,734 Unbelievable. 483 00:51:52,943 --> 00:51:57,071 I'm hysterical now. What were we talking about? 484 00:51:57,239 --> 00:52:00,366 What's your job like? 485 00:52:00,534 --> 00:52:05,205 It's a little crazy right now... 486 00:52:05,372 --> 00:52:12,212 Wait. I need to use the head. I want to find out about your job. 487 00:52:13,005 --> 00:52:15,548 What's with the chicken? 488 00:52:21,680 --> 00:52:24,557 - Enjoy your meal. - Thank you. 489 00:52:25,226 --> 00:52:28,061 - Good evening, sir. - Hey, Stretch. 490 00:52:28,395 --> 00:52:33,733 - Pleasant night, isn't it? - Yeah, not too bad. 491 00:52:33,901 --> 00:52:39,906 The weather is always nice in here. The winters are remarkably mild! 492 00:52:46,121 --> 00:52:52,126 - If you need anything, let me know. - I got it under control. 493 00:52:52,294 --> 00:52:55,964 - Unbelievable. - It's no trouble. 494 00:52:56,131 --> 00:52:58,466 What is your...? 495 00:52:59,385 --> 00:53:03,930 People rarely take advantage of my services. I'll help you wash up. 496 00:53:04,098 --> 00:53:07,016 Cleanliness is next to godliness. 497 00:53:10,938 --> 00:53:13,189 You're on a big date. 498 00:53:15,234 --> 00:53:17,944 You'll need to look your best. 499 00:53:21,156 --> 00:53:26,578 That'll take care of the shine. Now, let's pluck those eyebrows! 500 00:53:26,745 --> 00:53:30,290 She loves me, she loves me not. She loves me... 501 00:53:30,457 --> 00:53:34,294 ...she loves me not. 502 00:53:34,461 --> 00:53:37,547 A little José Eber... 503 00:53:41,635 --> 00:53:43,553 ...a touch of Alfalfa... 504 00:53:43,721 --> 00:53:47,849 ...and... we're ready to dry you off! 505 00:53:48,976 --> 00:53:52,478 Right into the buckle. That's got to hurt! 506 00:53:56,066 --> 00:53:59,193 Suck the air. 507 00:53:59,361 --> 00:54:02,989 You look just like Dizzy Gillespie. 508 00:54:16,378 --> 00:54:21,633 Don't worry about the tip. But I've got one for you. 509 00:54:21,800 --> 00:54:25,845 Stay away from Robin. She's taken. 510 00:54:34,104 --> 00:54:40,068 A man was beaten in a restroom by a bathroom attendant. 511 00:54:40,235 --> 00:54:47,033 The victim is unable to speak, but witnesses described the assailant. 512 00:54:47,201 --> 00:54:48,242 We'll be right back. 513 00:54:48,410 --> 00:54:52,580 Tonight on UPN: The trial that has captured the nation. 514 00:54:52,748 --> 00:54:58,169 Everyone awaits the verdict, but we're showing the movie now. 515 00:54:58,337 --> 00:55:01,714 - Crybaby. - I love you. 516 00:55:01,882 --> 00:55:07,387 - No, Sammy! - Look who's crying now. 517 00:55:07,554 --> 00:55:13,685 Eric Roberts is Sam and Stan Sweet in Brother Sweet Brother. 518 00:55:13,852 --> 00:55:16,229 Parental discretion advised. 519 00:55:28,200 --> 00:55:32,745 - Who is it? - It's the cable guy. 520 00:55:32,913 --> 00:55:36,249 My cable's fine. 521 00:55:36,417 --> 00:55:41,963 I have an upgrade order for one Robin Harris. 522 00:55:42,172 --> 00:55:44,632 I didn't order that. 523 00:55:47,678 --> 00:55:50,805 I guess you have a secret admirer. 524 00:55:54,393 --> 00:55:57,311 - Is it a man named Steven? - I can't say. 525 00:55:57,771 --> 00:56:00,773 - Come on. - I promised Steven I wouldn't say. 526 00:56:00,941 --> 00:56:03,109 Oh, look what I've done. 527 00:56:03,277 --> 00:56:08,364 - You didn't hear it from me. - Hold on. 528 00:56:27,801 --> 00:56:31,888 - Male witches are the worst kind. - He's not a witch. 529 00:56:38,729 --> 00:56:42,815 That about does it. My work is done. 530 00:56:44,276 --> 00:56:45,651 Okay. 531 00:56:46,653 --> 00:56:48,738 That was hot up there. 532 00:56:53,160 --> 00:56:57,830 - Are you a friend of Steven's? - I'm proud to say that I am. 533 00:56:57,998 --> 00:57:02,502 I recently installed his cable and we just hit it off. 534 00:57:02,669 --> 00:57:06,839 - Are you guys going out a lot? - Not really. 535 00:57:07,382 --> 00:57:10,009 That guy is devoted to you. 536 00:57:11,303 --> 00:57:14,305 I shouldn't be telling you this... 537 00:57:15,182 --> 00:57:18,518 ...but he thinks you're the cat's pajamas. 538 00:57:20,062 --> 00:57:22,105 Did he say that? 539 00:57:23,941 --> 00:57:29,529 Only every five minutes. Frankly I'm sick of hearing it. 540 00:57:29,696 --> 00:57:32,865 - He's a good man. - Yeah. 541 00:57:33,033 --> 00:57:38,538 He mentioned that you've had some problems. 542 00:57:38,705 --> 00:57:42,959 - It's a little complicated. - It always is. 543 00:57:43,127 --> 00:57:46,462 I asked a woman to marry me once. 544 00:57:47,172 --> 00:57:53,553 She wanted to think about it. We agreed to take some time apart. 545 00:57:53,720 --> 00:57:58,516 You know... Give each other space. 546 00:58:01,562 --> 00:58:04,313 She's no longer with us. 547 00:58:06,567 --> 00:58:09,068 I'm sorry. 548 00:58:09,903 --> 00:58:14,157 Sometimes you don't know what you've got till it's gone. 549 00:58:16,702 --> 00:58:22,665 Promise me you'll never go bungee jumping in Mexico. 550 00:58:22,833 --> 00:58:27,378 - I promise. - Anyway... 551 00:58:27,546 --> 00:58:30,089 I've said too much. 552 00:58:33,135 --> 00:58:35,261 Thank you. 553 00:58:38,015 --> 00:58:41,934 Cherish him, Robin. Every hair on his head. 554 00:58:48,233 --> 00:58:50,109 Excuse me. 555 00:58:51,361 --> 00:58:53,821 - Hello. - I love you. 556 00:58:53,989 --> 00:58:57,950 Robin? I love you too. 557 00:58:58,118 --> 00:59:00,620 That was so sweet of you. 558 00:59:02,748 --> 00:59:06,751 - You didn't have to do that. - I... I wanted to. 559 00:59:06,919 --> 00:59:10,963 Giving me free cable. Only you would do something like that. 560 00:59:14,635 --> 00:59:19,805 I wanted to do something for you, but you needed space, so... 561 00:59:20,474 --> 00:59:24,143 - Let's not make any more rules. - Okay. 562 00:59:24,311 --> 00:59:31,192 - Call me later if you're around. - Sure, as soon as I get home. 563 00:59:31,401 --> 00:59:34,195 - Bye. - Bye. 564 00:59:35,155 --> 00:59:41,035 - Are you ready to rock? - The concert. Oh, Jesus. 565 00:59:41,203 --> 00:59:45,164 I think Robin and I are getting back together. 566 00:59:45,332 --> 00:59:52,004 So you're blowing me off again. I won't put up with it anymore. 567 00:59:59,846 --> 01:00:05,393 - Can't you ask someone else to go? - Maybe I'll take my cable guy. 568 01:00:11,984 --> 01:00:14,026 I'll call you later... 569 01:00:20,534 --> 01:00:25,204 Pretty smooth work. I set them up, you knock them down. 570 01:00:26,081 --> 01:00:32,503 - What? - Robin. I got her back for you. 571 01:00:32,671 --> 01:00:37,216 - How do you know about us? - Free cable's an aphrodisiac. 572 01:00:37,384 --> 01:00:43,514 - Don't mess around with my life. - I wanted to make things up to you. 573 01:00:46,393 --> 01:00:49,186 Do you want to catch a flick? 574 01:00:53,692 --> 01:00:58,404 I appreciate you helping me out with Robin. 575 01:00:58,572 --> 01:01:05,494 Now I'll have to work extra hard not to screw things up again. 576 01:01:06,413 --> 01:01:13,169 You're a nice guy, but I just don't have time for a new friend. 577 01:01:13,337 --> 01:01:15,087 Okay? 578 01:01:17,632 --> 01:01:23,471 - What are you trying to say? - I don't want to be your friend. 579 01:01:27,142 --> 01:01:32,229 I appreciate your honesty. You're a straight shooter. 580 01:01:33,273 --> 01:01:38,694 - So you're all right? - I'm a big boy. 581 01:01:39,446 --> 01:01:43,282 It's no big deal. Whatever. 582 01:01:47,037 --> 01:01:52,625 - You're sure? - Uh-huh. I'm fine. 583 01:02:12,145 --> 01:02:15,856 - Robin Harris. - Hey, it's Chip Douglas. 584 01:02:16,566 --> 01:02:20,986 - Chip Douglas? - The cable guy. 585 01:02:22,656 --> 01:02:29,662 - What's up? - I'm worried about Steven. 586 01:02:30,330 --> 01:02:37,002 - What is it? - He doesn't seem like himself. 587 01:02:37,170 --> 01:02:43,008 - Have you noticed anything? - No. Things are going really well. 588 01:02:43,176 --> 01:02:49,181 Good. That makes me feel better. 589 01:02:49,349 --> 01:02:55,229 - Should I be worried? - No. Maybe I'm being too nervous. 590 01:02:58,316 --> 01:03:00,818 Let's just keep our eyes open. 591 01:03:03,530 --> 01:03:06,490 - Bye. - Bye-bye. 592 01:03:07,868 --> 01:03:11,579 Stevie, you did it, man. 593 01:03:11,746 --> 01:03:16,375 You put our cajones on the table and you slam-dunked it. 594 01:03:16,543 --> 01:03:19,837 Way to go. Now they'll probably give him my job. 595 01:03:20,005 --> 01:03:25,885 - On to the next order of business. - Steven, I need to talk to you. 596 01:03:27,554 --> 01:03:31,849 We have to find an architect. 597 01:03:32,017 --> 01:03:35,853 - I need to talk to you. - It shall wait. 598 01:03:36,021 --> 01:03:42,693 - Is there a Steven Kovacs here? - Yeah. What's the problem? 599 01:03:42,861 --> 01:03:46,906 You're under arrest for receiving stolen property. 600 01:03:47,073 --> 01:03:52,453 - I don't know anything about this. - Do not speak until spoken to. 601 01:03:52,662 --> 01:03:57,583 You have the right to remain silent. 602 01:03:57,751 --> 01:04:02,129 - You have the right to an attorney. - I didn't accept any stolen goods. 603 01:04:02,297 --> 01:04:06,926 Deluxe karaoke machine. Big-screen TV. 604 01:04:07,093 --> 01:04:11,722 Cream his pants... 605 01:04:17,270 --> 01:04:20,314 - I can't believe you did this. - I didn't do anything. 606 01:04:20,482 --> 01:04:26,946 He gave you a big-screen TV and a hi-fi system as a present? 607 01:04:27,113 --> 01:04:30,783 - I swear it's true. - Why would you accept such gifts? 608 01:04:30,951 --> 01:04:37,081 - I don't know. - What's going on? Are you on pot? 609 01:04:37,249 --> 01:04:41,168 I didn't do anything! Just call my cable guy. 610 01:04:41,336 --> 01:04:47,132 Nobody named Chip Douglas works for the cable company. 611 01:04:47,300 --> 01:04:51,804 - This can't be happening. - It's killing your mother. 612 01:04:51,972 --> 01:04:57,142 - When can you get me out? - There'll be no bail hearing today. 613 01:04:57,310 --> 01:05:00,646 You have to spend the weekend here. 614 01:05:00,814 --> 01:05:03,857 Look at the pretty boy! 615 01:05:07,279 --> 01:05:12,366 They call me the pumper. I'll be your friend. 616 01:05:12,534 --> 01:05:14,577 Lock down! 617 01:05:25,088 --> 01:05:27,089 You hear anything? 618 01:05:30,677 --> 01:05:33,554 I came as soon as I could. 619 01:05:33,763 --> 01:05:38,183 - What's your real name? - Larry Tate. That's not important. 620 01:05:38,351 --> 01:05:43,397 We have to get you out of here. I was watching Court TV. 621 01:05:43,565 --> 01:05:48,485 I'll talk to the judge. I'll put the system on trial. 622 01:05:48,653 --> 01:05:53,032 - Why are you doing this to me? - You did this to you. 623 01:05:53,199 --> 01:05:58,704 - You set me up. - No. I taught you a lesson. 624 01:05:58,872 --> 01:06:03,751 I can be your friend or your enemy. You seem to prefer the latter. 625 01:06:04,628 --> 01:06:06,253 I'm just here to comfort you. 626 01:06:08,548 --> 01:06:13,218 Touch it. You need human contact. 627 01:06:13,386 --> 01:06:15,220 I will not touch it. 628 01:06:18,224 --> 01:06:22,936 - What are you doing? Stop it. - I know how you're feeling! 629 01:06:23,104 --> 01:06:27,524 - Don't do that. - I'm here for you! 630 01:06:29,569 --> 01:06:33,697 Don't do that! You'll get me killed! 631 01:06:34,074 --> 01:06:37,576 Oh, Billy. 632 01:06:44,876 --> 01:06:47,002 I'm just messing with you. 633 01:06:47,879 --> 01:06:52,174 Remember Midnight Express? Oliver Stone won an Academy Award. 634 01:06:52,342 --> 01:06:54,677 Awesome scene. 635 01:06:54,844 --> 01:06:58,889 This is the man who framed me. 636 01:06:59,057 --> 01:07:02,935 Hey, Bernie, how's that sports package? 637 01:07:06,064 --> 01:07:13,070 Don't worry about Robin. I'll take care of her. 638 01:07:13,863 --> 01:07:19,451 - If you go near her, I'll kill you. - That's it. Let's go! 639 01:07:21,830 --> 01:07:27,793 This concludes our broadcast day. Click. 640 01:07:27,961 --> 01:07:32,047 - You've been blowing me off. - This guy's doing a number on me. 641 01:07:32,215 --> 01:07:35,884 - I told you to stay away from him. - You said I could get free cable. 642 01:07:36,052 --> 01:07:39,888 Did I tell you to have a karaoke jam with him? 643 01:07:40,056 --> 01:07:43,600 I'm out on bail. 644 01:07:47,230 --> 01:07:51,650 I'll see if I can track him down. What was his name? 645 01:07:51,818 --> 01:07:56,905 Larry Tate. But at first he said his name was Chip Douglas. 646 01:07:57,073 --> 01:08:01,160 Chip Douglas? That sounds familiar. 647 01:08:02,328 --> 01:08:04,997 - Are you okay? - I'm fine. 648 01:08:05,165 --> 01:08:09,585 - You're not fine. - I just want to get this over with. 649 01:08:09,753 --> 01:08:12,296 I hate visiting my parents. 650 01:08:14,007 --> 01:08:19,928 Is this guy cool? Just joking. Come in, you psycho. 651 01:08:20,597 --> 01:08:25,517 - What is he doing here? - I invited him. 652 01:08:25,685 --> 01:08:28,812 - I invited him at lunch. - At lunch? 653 01:08:28,980 --> 01:08:33,525 - You look great. - And you are a vision. 654 01:08:33,693 --> 01:08:39,198 - You look rested. - Come here. 655 01:08:39,783 --> 01:08:45,621 - What's wrong? You seem weird. - You had me sent to jail. 656 01:08:45,789 --> 01:08:50,876 - I should take you to the police. - You can if you like. 657 01:08:51,044 --> 01:08:54,838 But I'd hate to have to show Robin this. 658 01:08:55,381 --> 01:09:00,719 - Bastard! - Let's just have a good time. 659 01:09:02,680 --> 01:09:08,727 Steven is carrying his battle ax and chasing me. 660 01:09:08,895 --> 01:09:13,482 So I say, "Hey, it's just a show! What are you trying to prove?" 661 01:09:15,944 --> 01:09:21,990 - He takes things too seriously. - The guy almost took my head off. 662 01:09:27,747 --> 01:09:32,751 You never played Porno Password? It's the adult version of the show. 663 01:09:32,919 --> 01:09:37,589 Robin, you're on my team. Steven, you're with Mom. 664 01:09:38,341 --> 01:09:40,425 You're the judges. 665 01:09:40,593 --> 01:09:43,262 Pick a word. 666 01:09:53,565 --> 01:09:57,276 The password is... 667 01:09:57,485 --> 01:09:59,945 ...vagina. 668 01:10:00,530 --> 01:10:04,575 - I really don't want to play. - Come on, Steven. 669 01:10:07,620 --> 01:10:09,454 Woman. 670 01:10:10,790 --> 01:10:14,126 - Woman. - Man? 671 01:10:18,506 --> 01:10:26,138 Penis. 672 01:10:29,559 --> 01:10:32,269 - Penis. - Vagina? 673 01:10:32,437 --> 01:10:34,646 Yes! Yes! 674 01:10:35,440 --> 01:10:38,817 She got vagina! 675 01:10:38,985 --> 01:10:44,323 - I would have said "schlong." - Now we're starting to get this! 676 01:10:52,540 --> 01:10:56,710 The password is... 677 01:10:58,504 --> 01:11:00,672 ...nipple. 678 01:11:01,674 --> 01:11:05,177 - Can I pass? - Don't be a stick in the mud. 679 01:11:07,639 --> 01:11:12,726 Breast. 680 01:11:13,853 --> 01:11:15,520 Tit? 681 01:11:20,151 --> 01:11:23,362 Remember his clue. 682 01:11:24,113 --> 01:11:27,157 Hard. 683 01:11:29,953 --> 01:11:34,873 - Erection? - No. But thanks for noticing. 684 01:11:37,210 --> 01:11:41,338 - Your turn! - Center. 685 01:11:43,967 --> 01:11:46,051 Center. 686 01:11:48,221 --> 01:11:51,223 - Center! - Nipple? 687 01:11:52,225 --> 01:11:54,643 - She got it! - Mom. 688 01:12:02,151 --> 01:12:05,278 The password is... 689 01:12:06,114 --> 01:12:08,824 I'm not sure how to say this. 690 01:12:10,493 --> 01:12:13,036 That little thing... 691 01:12:13,746 --> 01:12:18,083 - No. I can't say that to my mother. - She can handle it. 692 01:12:18,251 --> 01:12:21,712 I won't do it. I've had enough! 693 01:12:21,879 --> 01:12:27,592 - It's just skin, Steven. - I don't want to do it anymore! 694 01:12:27,760 --> 01:12:32,764 - You're overreacting. - No! He's fooling you all. 695 01:12:32,932 --> 01:12:39,438 - He's a lunatic and a felon. - Everybody just relax. 696 01:12:40,106 --> 01:12:44,735 - We knew this would happen. - Nothing is happening! 697 01:12:44,902 --> 01:12:49,781 This is a safe place. You're with people who love you. 698 01:12:49,949 --> 01:12:54,911 - We love you. - I hate you! Get out of my life! 699 01:12:55,079 --> 01:13:00,292 - He's angry with me. I should go. - No. 700 01:13:00,460 --> 01:13:04,880 - You are being an asshole. - Do you see what's happening? 701 01:13:05,048 --> 01:13:08,967 - You're hitting bottom. - Stay away. 702 01:13:09,177 --> 01:13:14,181 This is where the healing begins. Come on. 703 01:13:15,141 --> 01:13:20,812 Robin showed me her birthmark. It's very sexy. 704 01:13:26,152 --> 01:13:29,446 What the hell is wrong with you? 705 01:13:31,699 --> 01:13:36,828 Thanks for the delightful evening. I guess I'll be leaving now. 706 01:13:44,837 --> 01:13:50,842 I forgive you. I only hope my neurologist will feel the same. 707 01:14:01,521 --> 01:14:05,732 - Did anybody notice I'm late? - You've been here for an hour. 708 01:14:17,870 --> 01:14:22,791 - How's Hal? - The man has no vision. 709 01:14:22,959 --> 01:14:29,381 It's like working for Mr. Magoo. If only someone would dump him. 710 01:14:29,549 --> 01:14:33,385 And those hair plugs... 711 01:14:33,553 --> 01:14:37,973 - Hair plugs. Hair plugs... - Oh, shit. 712 01:14:38,141 --> 01:14:43,770 He's so pathetic. I think I hate him. Hate him... 713 01:14:52,655 --> 01:14:56,032 If only someone would dump him. 714 01:15:03,416 --> 01:15:07,002 I... I don't hate you. 715 01:15:07,170 --> 01:15:10,005 - Those hair plugs. - Get out. 716 01:15:38,409 --> 01:15:41,536 Chip! Chip. 717 01:15:42,747 --> 01:15:44,998 This isn't funny! 718 01:15:47,084 --> 01:15:49,419 Where are you? 719 01:15:54,258 --> 01:15:58,220 If you build it, he will come. 720 01:16:14,153 --> 01:16:18,323 - Hello? - Bingo! My Three Sons. 721 01:16:18,491 --> 01:16:24,329 - Chip and Ernie Douglas. - I have a list of ex-cable men. 722 01:16:24,497 --> 01:16:26,665 Murray Slaughter. 723 01:16:26,874 --> 01:16:29,584 George Jetson. Jean-Luc Picard. 724 01:16:29,752 --> 01:16:34,464 - Someone called The Big Ragoo. - Carmine, from Laverne & Shirley. 725 01:16:34,632 --> 01:16:36,841 That's so sad that you know that. 726 01:16:37,009 --> 01:16:40,428 Anyway, the cable company in town fired a guy six months ago... 727 01:16:40,596 --> 01:16:42,389 ...named Darrin Stephens. 728 01:16:42,556 --> 01:16:48,853 His boss was Larry Tate, from a show called Bewitched. 729 01:16:49,021 --> 01:16:53,608 - He's not with the cable company? - Yahtzee! 730 01:16:54,860 --> 01:17:01,866 They fired him for stalking customers. You better lock up tight. 731 01:17:02,118 --> 01:17:07,539 In the Sam Sweet Trial, the jury is close to a verdict. 732 01:17:07,707 --> 01:17:12,961 They will continue deliberating into the evening hours. 733 01:17:13,129 --> 01:17:18,466 The day started real nice, but now the moisture is increasing. 734 01:17:18,634 --> 01:17:22,053 We see thunderstorms... 735 01:17:27,643 --> 01:17:57,422 Cable guy! 736 01:18:19,862 --> 01:18:23,865 Okay, I'm going! 737 01:18:26,786 --> 01:18:30,538 See you! Bye. 738 01:18:46,222 --> 01:18:51,851 I just want to hang out! No big deal! 739 01:19:13,749 --> 01:19:17,961 - Hello? - We could have been blood brothers. 740 01:19:18,129 --> 01:19:22,966 But you're too needy. It's a real turn-off. Ask Robin. 741 01:19:23,134 --> 01:19:26,761 The cable company fired you. 742 01:19:26,929 --> 01:19:30,473 Hold on. I have call waiting. 743 01:19:44,947 --> 01:19:48,867 - I know it's you. - Sorry. Where was I? 744 01:19:49,034 --> 01:19:52,287 - Can't we work this out? - I wish we could. 745 01:19:52,455 --> 01:19:59,461 - I'm just so tired, Steven. - Where are you? 746 01:19:59,628 --> 01:20:06,634 I'd love to chat, but I'm getting together with a lady friend. 747 01:20:07,720 --> 01:20:10,013 - You might know her. - Stay away from her! 748 01:20:10,181 --> 01:20:13,141 Goodbye, Steven. Click. 749 01:20:18,647 --> 01:20:20,482 Robin! 750 01:20:21,650 --> 01:20:26,571 - Robin! - She just left with the cable guy! 751 01:20:26,739 --> 01:20:29,240 Where were they going? 752 01:20:29,408 --> 01:20:35,163 I heard him say they were taking a ride on the information highway. 753 01:20:40,586 --> 01:20:43,588 The future is now! 754 01:20:44,548 --> 01:20:49,552 Soon every home will integrate their television, phone and computer! 755 01:20:49,720 --> 01:20:55,600 You'll be able to visit the Louvre, or watch female mud wrestling. 756 01:20:55,768 --> 01:21:02,524 You can shop from your home, or play video games with someone in Vietnam. 757 01:21:07,571 --> 01:21:10,907 I want to go home now. I'm worried about Steven. 758 01:21:11,242 --> 01:21:14,953 Steven. Steven. 759 01:21:15,120 --> 01:21:17,121 Steven, Steven, Steven. 760 01:21:37,893 --> 01:21:41,145 - Help! - Robin! 761 01:21:43,232 --> 01:21:45,900 Where are you? 762 01:21:46,068 --> 01:21:50,196 - Steven! - I'm coming! 763 01:21:56,453 --> 01:21:59,664 - Help me! - Hang on! 764 01:22:09,675 --> 01:22:15,471 - Steven, look out! - Yes, Steven! Look out! 765 01:22:27,026 --> 01:22:33,615 "Dry land is not a myth!" Kevin Costner, Waterworld. 766 01:22:33,782 --> 01:22:39,746 - Leave him alone! - I saw that movie six times! 767 01:22:41,957 --> 01:22:45,668 Isn't it funny that we ended up like this? 768 01:22:53,761 --> 01:22:58,056 You'll have to do better than that, Steven. 769 01:22:58,724 --> 01:23:01,726 Steven? Steven. 770 01:23:03,270 --> 01:23:05,563 My lisp is gone! 771 01:23:08,192 --> 01:23:11,361 You stupid son-of-a-bitch. 772 01:23:13,864 --> 01:23:18,993 - Stop it! Steven! - I'm coming! 773 01:23:28,504 --> 01:23:33,883 The trouble with real life is, there's no danger music. 774 01:23:45,938 --> 01:23:48,856 Nice jump, Spiderman! 775 01:23:49,024 --> 01:23:50,733 Oh, God. 776 01:23:54,613 --> 01:23:59,075 Steven called the fuzz! 777 01:23:59,243 --> 01:24:02,954 Bad boys, what you gonna do? 778 01:24:04,289 --> 01:24:08,042 Skooch over just a tad. 779 01:24:16,301 --> 01:24:19,846 - Here comes our hero. - Okay. Easy. 780 01:24:20,013 --> 01:24:23,725 - It didn't have to be this way. - What are you planning to do? 781 01:24:23,892 --> 01:24:27,645 I don't really have a plan. 782 01:24:27,813 --> 01:24:31,441 I'm going moment to moment now. 783 01:24:31,608 --> 01:24:35,403 You have to admit, it's a cool place for an ending. 784 01:24:35,571 --> 01:24:38,823 - An ending to what? - It's like GoldenEye. 785 01:24:38,991 --> 01:24:45,371 This isn't a movie! This is reality! 786 01:24:45,539 --> 01:24:50,084 This is the police. You're trespassing in a restricted area. 787 01:24:56,925 --> 01:24:59,886 I just wanted to be your friend... 788 01:25:00,679 --> 01:25:03,681 ...but I screwed it up. 789 01:25:05,392 --> 01:25:11,606 - You are in a high-voltage area. - What's that? 790 01:25:13,192 --> 01:25:15,193 Come again? 791 01:25:18,030 --> 01:25:24,452 You want me to quiet down and chill out in front of the TV? 792 01:25:27,998 --> 01:25:31,334 You were never there for me, were you, Mother? 793 01:25:35,130 --> 01:25:39,217 You expected Mike and Carol Brady to raise me. 794 01:25:39,426 --> 01:25:43,471 I'm the bastard son of Clair Huxtable! 795 01:25:43,639 --> 01:25:47,391 I'm the lost Cunningham! 796 01:25:47,559 --> 01:25:54,232 I learned the facts of life from watching The Facts of Life! 797 01:25:54,399 --> 01:25:56,984 Oh, God! 798 01:26:05,202 --> 01:26:07,119 That's it. 799 01:26:11,708 --> 01:26:14,585 That's what I have to do! 800 01:26:16,088 --> 01:26:19,841 No. Don't do that! 801 01:26:20,008 --> 01:26:24,595 - Let's go out and have a Heineken. - Yeah! 802 01:26:24,763 --> 01:26:27,306 I'm not thirsty anymore. 803 01:26:28,517 --> 01:26:30,184 See you. 804 01:26:30,644 --> 01:26:32,436 No! 805 01:26:39,695 --> 01:26:42,280 You're not going anywhere! 806 01:26:43,198 --> 01:26:48,286 It's okay! I understand my purpose now! 807 01:26:48,453 --> 01:26:52,707 Don't do this. You just need help. We all get lonely. 808 01:26:52,875 --> 01:26:58,963 But I get really lonely. Look at me! 809 01:27:02,426 --> 01:27:06,679 I'll be your pal. Just come on up! 810 01:27:06,847 --> 01:27:10,725 No. It's too late for me. 811 01:27:10,893 --> 01:27:16,480 But there are a lot of cable boys and girls who still have a chance! 812 01:27:17,149 --> 01:27:20,484 Don't you understand, Steven? 813 01:27:28,410 --> 01:27:33,331 Somebody has to kill the babysitter. 814 01:27:43,884 --> 01:27:48,054 This is the moment we've been waiting for. The jury is ready... 815 01:27:48,221 --> 01:27:51,432 The jury has notified the judge that they've reached a verdict. 816 01:27:51,600 --> 01:27:56,062 We are live. The jury is seated and the verdict... 817 01:28:07,866 --> 01:28:11,786 - The moment of truth... - Jacob Sweet has been found... 818 01:28:28,720 --> 01:28:30,972 Help. Help. 819 01:28:35,227 --> 01:28:38,187 Preferred customer, my ass! 820 01:29:22,774 --> 01:29:28,070 Squad 51. Man down. Possible back injury. 821 01:29:30,699 --> 01:29:35,745 We'll need an IV with D-5-W. 822 01:29:35,912 --> 01:29:39,415 Check vital signs. 823 01:29:40,625 --> 01:29:43,794 Prepare to defibrillate! Clear! 824 01:29:53,472 --> 01:29:54,889 Wait! 825 01:30:01,897 --> 01:30:04,982 You two will be just fine. 826 01:30:05,192 --> 01:30:09,361 Take care of him, Robin. He's good people. 827 01:30:09,988 --> 01:30:12,823 You never told me your real name. 828 01:30:14,076 --> 01:30:17,995 You still want to know my name? 829 01:30:18,914 --> 01:30:20,081 Yeah. 830 01:30:22,751 --> 01:30:26,712 It's Ricardo. 831 01:30:28,507 --> 01:30:31,175 Ricky Ricardo. 832 01:30:42,187 --> 01:30:44,772 I'm just messing with you. 833 01:31:06,044 --> 01:31:08,212 Let's go home. 834 01:31:15,011 --> 01:31:19,890 Hang in there, pal! You're going to make it, buddy! 835 01:31:29,401 --> 01:31:30,401 Hey. 836 01:31:37,325 --> 01:31:43,080 - Am I really your buddy? - Yeah, sure you are!