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(Announcer)
Please welcome to the podium...

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the head coach and leader
of the Mighty Ducks,

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- Gordon Bombay.
- (crowd applauding)

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(applause continues)

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(Bombay) Thank you. It's a
great honor to be here today...

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to introduce you to a truly
great group of kids.

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Sure, they can be
a little rambunctious.

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They've run me ragged and played
more than their fair share of pranks.

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I still haven't forgotten
about those eggs.

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But I hung in there,
and they hung in there for me.

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We became the Quack Attack,
the Flying "V"and the Bash Brothers.

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I've never had a better time.

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These kids are winners,
each and every one of them.

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But more than that,
these are good people.

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I hope that they enrich and
enliven your school and your
lives the way they have mine.

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Now I hand you over
to the capable hands...

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of my old biology teacher
and the current headmaster...

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of Eden Hall, Dean Buckley.

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- Dean.
- (crowd applauding)

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(Buckley)
Gordon Bombay has a lot to be proud of.

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We are happy to welcome the Ducks...

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to our great educational institution.

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So, today it gives me
great pleasure to award you...

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these full athletic scholarships
to the Eden Hall Academy...

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(Crowd Cheering, Applauding)

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where we hope the Ducks will be happy
Warriors and lead us on to glory...

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and divisional championships.

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(applause, cheering continue)

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(applause, cheering continue)

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Right on! Whoo!

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- Maybe I should tell him first.
- I think that's a good idea.

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(sighs) The school looks stuffy,
but we'll loosen it up.

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- Huh, Coach?
- (sighs)

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I'm not gonna be your coach
this year, Charlie.

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Yeah, very funny.
(chuckling)

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I just got the official word.

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The Junior Goodwill Games Committee...

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has named me Director
of Player Personnel.

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I'm gonna be in charge of their
junior hockey program worldwide.

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- Well, don't go.
- Charlie, I can't pass up this opportunity.

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(chuckles)
But you can pass us up, right?

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I mean, you dump us in some
stupid school and now--

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I'm not dumping you anywhere.
Eden Hall is a great chance for you.

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- Charlie, I will always--
- Coach, please...

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don't go.

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Charlie,
I know it's hard.

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- I-I understand what you're going thr--
- No, no.

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No, you don't understand.

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You obviously don't even
have a clue.

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(sighs)

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You know, I think this place
is running very low...

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- on the brothers quotient.
- Yeah.

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Hey, I want to know
who this new Coach Orion is.

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- My dad said that if I didn't like him,
I could come right home. - That's nice.

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My dad said I better stay in
on scholarship or he'll whip my butt.

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You know, I heard in the dorm that the guy
played for the Minnesota North Stars...

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- and got suspended for punching out his own coach.
- You mean the Dallas Stars.

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- I heard he punched out a fan.
- I heard he was a Buddhist.

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You know, like Kung Fu
or Richard Gere.

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- Kung Fu wasn't a Buddhist. He was a Trappist monk.
- Are you talking about...

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the old Kung Fu or the Further
Adventures of the New Kung Fu?

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- Y'all watch too much TV.
- Shoot, that's the safest thing to do in my hood.

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Watch it, Mom.
You might get hit.

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(sighs)
Don't worry about me, Mom.

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(sighs)
You're right.

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As long as I have the Ducks, I should
be able to handle this new school.

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- That's my boy.
- (car door shuts)

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Hey, Fulton, you ever
think about shooting...

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back into the alley
and not the street?

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Not really.

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- (grunts, hits Puck)
- (cat screeches)

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I just found out Portman isn't coming.

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- He's staying in Chicago. How uncool is that?
- No, you got to be kidding me.

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- He found out Bombay bailed, and he bailed too.
- Well--

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What good is one Bash Brother?

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I mean, what am I now,
Mr. Bash? The Bashman?

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- (grunts, hits Puck)
- Ow! Hey, watch it, please!

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- That hurt.
- (Fulton) Sorry, Goldberg.

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Oh, no problem, guys.

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Life isn't bad enough, I gotta worry
about being nailed off the ice too.

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Why am I always
getting shot at?

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- You're a goalie, dude. Deal.
- Well put.

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- Thanks, Fulton. Real sensitive.
- You're welcome.

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Well, let's go. We wouldn't want
to keep the preppy snobs waiting.

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(students chattering)

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(chattering continues)

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Hey, you know what? You Ducks
don't belong here at Eden Hall.

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- What? - Hey, easy, Russ. They probably
just think we're someone else.

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Um, I'm Dwayne. We're
the new hockey team. And you are?

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Varsity.
The only hockey team.

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State champs.

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You know, my little brother lost his J.V.
slot when they brought you yo-yos in here.

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Probably wasn't good enough.

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See, that's my dad.

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He's gonna get the board to revoke
your scholarships.just you wait.

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That's your dad? Nice outfit.
Did it come with a yacht?

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- (Ducks laughing)
- (mocking laughter)

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- (kids quacking)
- Averman, where are you taking us?

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- (Fulton) Hey, Connie. Hey, Connie, look over here.
- Okay, everybody, follow me.

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- Nice tie, Banks. Cake-eater.
- (whooping)

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- Hey, Connie, come on.
- Charlie. Uh, uh, Charlie.

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- Turn right.
- I'm a goalie, not a skater!

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(grunting)
Hey, lady, watch out!

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- (screaming)
- (screaming) I'm sorry!

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(groans)

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- (grunting)
- I got you, Goldie! I'm coming!

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- (screaming) I'm done, man!
- Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey.

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(groans, grunting)

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Charlie!
Where are you?

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Help me!
(gasping)

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(continues gasping)
Move it!

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(gasps)
What's this? What's this?

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G-Get it off me, Charlie!
(screaming)

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I can't see!
(gasping)

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- (growling)
- Oh, no!

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- Goldberg! Goldberg!
- (Goldberg screaming)

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- There's a pit bull!
- (screaming) Charlie, where are you?

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(Charlie)
Cujo's after you, man!

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- (growling)
- I can't see! I can't see! What's that?

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- (growling continues)
- Is that you?

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- (growling)
- (screams)

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- (Charlie growling)
- (dog barking)

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- (yells)
- Charlie! (laughs)

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(gasping)
Charlie, it's stuck!

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- It's got me!
- (Charlie) Put down the hose!

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- The hose!
- (stammering)

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Welcome. Since its inception
in 1903, Eden Hall Academy...

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has taken great pride in its
illustrious tradition of excellence.

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Yet, as we approach
the coming millennium,

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we dare not shrink from the specter
of inevitable change.

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- (whispers) What did he say?
- (Buckley continues)

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Something about a shrinking sphincter.

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- "Shrinking sphincter."
- (Russ, Julie chuckling)

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(Goldberg screaming)
Oh, there's cars, Charlie!

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(continues screaming)
Help!

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Whoa!
(Grunts, Sighs)

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(Goldberg stammering)

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What do I do, Charlie?
(Screaming)

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(continues screaming)

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- Charlie!
- I got ya! I got ya! Gotcha!

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- (Charlie) All right.
- (both screaming, horn honks)

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(both)
Bridge!

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(Goldberg, Charlie grunt)

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- Yeah! Goldberg! Yeah!
- Goldberg, don't you ever do that to me again!

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Thus, myself, the board,

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Tom Riley of the Alumni Association...

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and Varsity Coach Wilson, who has led us
to ten consecutive state championships,

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(students cheering)

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- (Charlie) All right, guys!
- (Buckley) we have all made a change for the future.

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- Hey, Averman, I'd wipe my Rollerblades if I were you!
- So, today, after much debate...

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- on both sides, we proudly open our...
- Out of the way! Coming through!

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doors via full scholarships...

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to a truly gifted group
of student athletes.

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So, will you please join me...

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- in giving a big, rousing Warrior welcome...
- Let's go! Let's go!

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Let's sneak in the back.
All right, let's go.

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to the gold medal winners
of theJunior Goodwill Games.

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I present to you--

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- (students laughing)
- (Goldberg) Hey, get off of me!

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(laughter continues)

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- Hi.
- (chuckling)

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- We're the Ducks.
- (students laughing louder)

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(laughter continues)

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(Charlie) Hey, check it out.
He knows Wayne Newton.

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Charlie, man, this is not
a good start to our year.

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Don't worry, Kenny. These prepsters
aren't gonna do anything to us.

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Check it out.
Antsville.

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Look at 'em go.
Whoa.

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(Buckley)
You can learn a lot from ants.

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These Brazilian fire ants
can teach you a lot...

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about successful
societal structure.

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Come here. You see there's
one queen in there.

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The rest are dedicated worker ants.
Everybody pulls their weight.

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Nobody complains. There's harmony
and growth. Same here at Eden Hall.

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- Only you are the workers, the backbone.
- And you're the queen?

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- (snickering)
- Hmm.

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Every Monday you'll
have a practice quiz,

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every Wednesday you'll
have a real quiz,

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every Friday you'll have an exam,
and anytime I feel like it...

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you'll have a surprise quiz or exam.

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It's been said...

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that the present is to the past...

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like a dwarf...

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on the shoulders of a giant.

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If the dwarf holds his seat,

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he can, indeed,
see further than the giant.

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But beware if the dwarf
should grow careless...

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and forget his place.
(slams book down)

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History is a giant.

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Get ready to ride.

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(bell ringing)

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Hey, what's he looking at?

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(grunts, laughs)

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Ow! A hard check into the board.
That has to hurt.

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All this work
makes me hungry.

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- Hey, Ken.
- What's up, Ken?

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- Homework on the first day. Man, I don't believe it.
- Yeah, I know.

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We better be careful or we're
gonna learn something here.

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- (sighs)
- Hi. Uh, will you sign a petition?

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- Uh--
- (laughs)

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Uh, yeah, sure.
What's it for?

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We're demanding the board change
the demeaning Warrior name.

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Well, Warriors
isn't so bad, is it?

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I mean, you got the Indians,
the Braves, the Redskins,

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- the Blackhawks.
- You're a jock, aren't you?

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Yeah, I play hockey.
In fact,

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I'm the captain
of the new J.V. team.

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Forget about it.
All you Warrior jocks stick together.

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But I'm not a Warrior,
I'm a Duck.

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- Hi, Kim. Will you sign a petition?
- Sure.

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(sighs)

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- Wow, this place is great.
- (whistles)

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- This is a nice rink.
- Hot dog.

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(Goldberg) You know, I bet they
even have a snack bar here.

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- (Fulton) Big deal.
- (Luis) They look pretty good.

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(Julie)
They sure won a lot of championships.

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- They're huge.
- They're not so hot.

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Come on, guys,
we could skate out there.

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My dad says it was all
just a publicity stunt,

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but it's gonna wind up
killing the school's reputation.

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Yeah. Them rejects should have
stayed on their own side of the tracks.

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Those rejects, genius.
Besides, we don't have tracks, Cole.

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You see, there's no trains;
therefore, no tracks. Do you get that?

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Well, they should
stay out of our school.

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- Don't get smart with me, goalie.
- Hey, come on, Scooter.

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You know better than to confuse Cole.
We're on the same team.

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- If it isn't Captain Ducky.
- Get your hands off him.

228
00:14:55,255 --> 00:14:58,190
- Ooh, look. A Bash Brother.
- (chuckling)

229
00:14:58,258 --> 00:15:00,623
I'm so scared.

230
00:15:00,693 --> 00:15:03,218
(Wilson) Break it up!
Come on, men, let's go.

231
00:15:04,930 --> 00:15:07,160
How about it, Cowboy?
Round up?

232
00:15:07,233 --> 00:15:10,668
Hey, Charlie, shouldn't we wait for
the new coach before we mess around?

233
00:15:10,735 --> 00:15:14,000
This is how we practice.
Duck hockey, Connie.

234
00:15:14,072 --> 00:15:16,835
You'll have to get used
to it sooner or later.

235
00:15:16,907 --> 00:15:19,171
Well, come on, Cowboy.
Hit it.

236
00:15:19,243 --> 00:15:21,803
Yee-ha!
Round 'em up, doggies!

237
00:15:21,879 --> 00:15:25,871
- Here I come,y'all!
- Watch out, here he comes!

238
00:15:25,948 --> 00:15:29,315
(Dwayne) Whoo! Come here!
Come here, boy!

239
00:15:29,385 --> 00:15:33,047
- (Dwayne Hooting)
- Come on, come on, come on!

240
00:15:33,121 --> 00:15:35,351
- Watch out, girls.
- Let's go! Come on!

241
00:15:35,424 --> 00:15:38,051
You can't hit
the broadside of a barn!

242
00:15:38,125 --> 00:15:42,061
(chattering, laughing)
You can't get away from me, can you?

243
00:15:42,129 --> 00:15:45,723
- (Hooting)
- Chahrlie-- Aw, he's got Fulton.

244
00:15:53,138 --> 00:15:56,574
Whoa, Charlie, you're done, boy!
(laughing)

245
00:15:56,642 --> 00:15:58,906
- (grunts)
- (whistle blows)

246
00:16:07,318 --> 00:16:09,751
My name is Coach Orion.

247
00:16:09,820 --> 00:16:14,257
You can call me "Coach"
or "Coach Orion."

248
00:16:14,324 --> 00:16:17,349
- Well, you can call me "Charlie."
- (Ducks chuckle)

249
00:16:17,426 --> 00:16:20,691
That must be what that "C"
on your jersey stands for, huh?

250
00:16:20,763 --> 00:16:23,561
It sure doesn't stand
for "Captain."

251
00:16:23,632 --> 00:16:27,328
Sorry, Coach. We were just messin'
with you, you know?

252
00:16:27,402 --> 00:16:29,427
Hey, Bombay gave him
that "C."

253
00:16:29,504 --> 00:16:32,734
And I respect that,
but that's the past.

254
00:16:32,806 --> 00:16:35,240
This is my team now, and I'll
be selecting the captain.

255
00:16:35,309 --> 00:16:37,937
You gotta be kidding me, right?
I mean, you're the rookie here.

256
00:16:38,011 --> 00:16:40,774
- We all been together for four years.
- (Ducks) Yeah.

257
00:16:40,847 --> 00:16:44,783
Okay, Charlie, laps.
Right now.

258
00:16:44,851 --> 00:16:48,547
- (Connie) Uh-oh.
- How many, Coach Orion?

259
00:16:48,620 --> 00:16:51,316
- I don't recall saying.
- (sighs)

260
00:16:55,759 --> 00:16:59,354
Now you listen up,
and you listen up good.

261
00:16:59,430 --> 00:17:03,229
We are here for one reason
and one reason only.

262
00:17:03,299 --> 00:17:05,790
You know what that is?

263
00:17:05,869 --> 00:17:08,303
It starts with a "W."

264
00:17:08,371 --> 00:17:10,463
To win, Coach Orion, sir!

265
00:17:10,539 --> 00:17:12,803
- No.
- (snickers, clears throat)

266
00:17:12,875 --> 00:17:14,968
To work!

267
00:17:15,043 --> 00:17:18,478
High school hockey is very hard work.

268
00:17:19,547 --> 00:17:23,643
And it all begins with defense.

269
00:17:23,718 --> 00:17:27,483
I've seen your tapes.
I know you can score goals.

270
00:17:27,554 --> 00:17:30,853
- I just don't know if you can stop them.
- (Goldberg laughs) Hey.

271
00:17:32,058 --> 00:17:35,493
Sorry, sir.

272
00:17:35,561 --> 00:17:38,655
You're not kids or
little Ducks anymore,

273
00:17:38,731 --> 00:17:40,664
so I'm not gonna
treat you that way.

274
00:17:40,732 --> 00:17:42,825
You're gonna learn
to play two-way hockey.

275
00:17:42,901 --> 00:17:45,665
Offense and defense.

276
00:17:45,737 --> 00:17:49,172
It's gonna take one thing.

277
00:17:49,239 --> 00:17:52,504
- It starts with a "W."
- To work, Coach Orion, sir!

278
00:17:52,576 --> 00:17:55,010
Wrong.

279
00:17:55,078 --> 00:17:57,341
Will.

280
00:17:57,413 --> 00:18:00,849
It's gonna take real will...

281
00:18:00,917 --> 00:18:04,352
if you want to play in my barn.

282
00:18:04,419 --> 00:18:06,944
All right.

283
00:18:07,022 --> 00:18:09,957
- Count off. Let's climb the ladder.
- (Ducks counting off in threes)

284
00:18:10,025 --> 00:18:12,356
(Ducks continue counting off)
One. Two. Three.

285
00:18:12,426 --> 00:18:16,294
Whoo, all right, Banks. Let's see what
you got, baby. Come on. Bring it up.

286
00:18:16,363 --> 00:18:19,525
Yeah. Ooh!
Nice shot. Very nice.

287
00:18:21,100 --> 00:18:24,035
Lucky shot.
Merry Christmas, Guy.

288
00:18:25,872 --> 00:18:28,669
Cowboy, you don't impress me.

289
00:18:28,740 --> 00:18:32,005
Averman, have you been practicing?

290
00:18:32,077 --> 00:18:34,874
- Ha! Hang time!
- Baryshnikov, knock that off!

291
00:18:34,946 --> 00:18:37,141
Goldberg!

292
00:18:37,214 --> 00:18:40,206
When's the last time
you practiced?

293
00:18:40,284 --> 00:18:45,812
Well, uh, we don't really
practice, per se.

294
00:18:45,889 --> 00:18:50,154
(panting) We either play or
play around. You know, have fun.

295
00:18:50,225 --> 00:18:54,457
You know, that thing that makes you
smile and laugh. Ha, ha, ha!

296
00:18:56,131 --> 00:18:58,394
Okay, I'll shut up.

297
00:18:58,466 --> 00:19:01,026
(pucks being blocked)

298
00:19:01,102 --> 00:19:02,899
Sorry, Connie.

299
00:19:02,971 --> 00:19:05,200
Good shot, Dwayne.

300
00:19:05,272 --> 00:19:06,398
Next time, Russ.

301
00:19:11,645 --> 00:19:14,738
Somebody get a shovel
and bury me right here.

302
00:19:14,814 --> 00:19:19,251
- I will teach you to play like what? Starts with a "W"!
- Wussies.

303
00:19:19,318 --> 00:19:22,753
- That's right. Wussies on offense and defense!
- Defense, defense, defense!

304
00:19:22,821 --> 00:19:25,085
(Russ Ggrunting)

305
00:19:25,156 --> 00:19:29,251
Eden Hall Academy requires you
to maintain a "C" average to compete.

306
00:19:29,326 --> 00:19:31,692
- Cool.
- I believe that's a bad rule.

307
00:19:31,762 --> 00:19:34,094
- (Duck) Wow.
- Mm-hmm. Go, Coach.

308
00:19:34,164 --> 00:19:36,097
I don't want any
"C" players on my team.

309
00:19:36,165 --> 00:19:40,101
I want B's or better or you're
gonna be riding the pine pony.

310
00:19:40,169 --> 00:19:43,660
Now you got 15 minutes after each
practice to clear this locker room.

311
00:19:43,739 --> 00:19:47,106
You got homework to do.
Oh, one more thing.

312
00:19:47,175 --> 00:19:51,270
Stay clear of the varsity until we play
'em in the J.V. Varsity Showdown.

313
00:19:52,680 --> 00:19:55,911
You got that?

314
00:19:55,983 --> 00:19:58,450
Mm-hmm.

315
00:19:58,518 --> 00:20:01,282
- (slams door)
- (grunts)

316
00:20:01,354 --> 00:20:04,448
Fifteen minutes?
Man, I cannot move.

317
00:20:04,524 --> 00:20:07,617
Hey, you guys, look.
He posted our positions.

318
00:20:11,864 --> 00:20:14,457
I don't believe this.
I play left side not right.

319
00:20:14,532 --> 00:20:17,990
Third line!
Man, that's a major diss.

320
00:20:20,138 --> 00:20:22,264
- I'm not even posted.
- Yeah, you are.

321
00:20:22,339 --> 00:20:24,637
Adam Banks,
third line, center.

322
00:20:24,708 --> 00:20:27,643
- Varsity?
- I made varsity?

323
00:20:27,711 --> 00:20:29,974
(Goldberg) That's the great thing
about being goalie,you know?

324
00:20:30,046 --> 00:20:35,279
You always know where you stand.
I just mind my business, take
my place between the pipes.

325
00:20:35,351 --> 00:20:38,148
(chuckling)
You're riding the pine pony, pal.

326
00:20:38,219 --> 00:20:40,312
(laughing)
Very funny.

327
00:20:40,388 --> 00:20:43,186
Julie's one.
You're two.

328
00:20:44,491 --> 00:20:46,891
I'm backup?

329
00:20:51,031 --> 00:20:53,328
How can he
do this to me?

330
00:20:53,399 --> 00:20:55,458
- What am I, chopped liver?
- Hey...

331
00:20:55,535 --> 00:20:57,765
Who-who's Captain Tibid?

332
00:20:57,837 --> 00:21:00,634
Oh, that's Captain T.B.D.
To be determined.

333
00:21:00,706 --> 00:21:02,571
Oh. Oh, I see.

334
00:21:02,641 --> 00:21:05,667
Well, no, I don't.

335
00:21:05,744 --> 00:21:08,075
That's your job, Charlie.

336
00:21:18,555 --> 00:21:24,322
(buzzing)

338
00:21:27,996 --> 00:21:30,395
(buzzing)

339
00:21:33,234 --> 00:21:39,001
- School was not so fun today, eh, Charlie?
- How'd you know it was me?

340
00:21:39,072 --> 00:21:44,009
Hmm, only two people
can open a door so sadly...

341
00:21:44,077 --> 00:21:46,374
you and Gordon.

342
00:21:46,445 --> 00:21:50,040
Now just one more pass.

343
00:21:52,617 --> 00:21:55,882
(gasps, Ggroans)
I've really done it this time, Charlie!

344
00:21:55,954 --> 00:21:59,151
(groaning)
Get me a tourniquet, eh?

345
00:21:59,224 --> 00:22:01,885
- (continues groaning)
- Knock it off, Hans.

346
00:22:01,959 --> 00:22:04,723
Wipe off the ketchup,
and stop trying to cheer me up.

347
00:22:05,863 --> 00:22:08,387
(chuckles)

348
00:22:08,464 --> 00:22:12,730
(sighs) School is a nightmare,
especially our new hockey coach.

349
00:22:12,802 --> 00:22:14,736
Have you ever heard
of Ted Orion?

350
00:22:14,804 --> 00:22:19,900
Yes. Yes, h-he left the North Stars
when he was still in his prime.

351
00:22:19,975 --> 00:22:24,536
- This guy is no Duck.
- Perhaps you should show him the way, Charlie.

352
00:22:24,612 --> 00:22:28,981
(chuckles) He doesn't exactly seem
open to new learning experiences.

353
00:22:29,049 --> 00:22:31,482
The question is, are you?

354
00:22:35,388 --> 00:22:38,515
So what if she has a quicker glove.
Who's got the better stick?

355
00:22:38,590 --> 00:22:41,252
- You do, Goldberg.
- I know that. And who's got the game experience,

356
00:22:41,326 --> 00:22:43,419
- me or the Catlady?
- You do.

357
00:22:43,495 --> 00:22:47,487
- Mm-hmm.
- Well, she's just quicker, uh, faster.

358
00:22:47,565 --> 00:22:50,591
- That counts on this level.
- So what are you trying to say?

359
00:22:50,668 --> 00:22:54,694
If I lost a few pounds,
maybe I'd be number one again?

360
00:22:54,771 --> 00:22:57,171
It might be easier
to have her gain a few pounds.

361
00:22:57,240 --> 00:22:59,504
(Cole) Hey, little man,yesterday's
lunch was pretty good.

362
00:22:59,576 --> 00:23:01,440
What have we got today?

363
00:23:01,510 --> 00:23:04,206
- Bag of chips.
- Oh. Hey.

364
00:23:04,280 --> 00:23:06,214
And some cookies.

365
00:23:06,282 --> 00:23:08,579
What do we have here?

366
00:23:08,650 --> 00:23:11,448
- Just give it back.
- A sandwich. Get outta here.

367
00:23:11,519 --> 00:23:13,714
- Yeah.
- (Others Chattering, Laughing)

368
00:23:13,788 --> 00:23:15,722
I could maim that big goon.

369
00:23:15,790 --> 00:23:18,451
But with Portman here,
we could take 'em all.

370
00:23:18,525 --> 00:23:21,790
They want lunch...

371
00:23:21,862 --> 00:23:24,125
we'll give 'em lunch.

372
00:23:24,197 --> 00:23:26,290
Let's go, boys.

373
00:23:30,536 --> 00:23:33,800
- Uh, this seat is taken.
- No one's sitting in it.

374
00:23:33,872 --> 00:23:36,136
Well, this is a cheerleading section.

375
00:23:36,208 --> 00:23:38,472
Warrior cheerleaders only.

376
00:23:38,543 --> 00:23:42,137
- Are you a cheerleader?
- Do I look like an idiot?

377
00:23:42,213 --> 00:23:44,147
Airhead.

378
00:23:46,550 --> 00:23:50,144
- How ya doin'?
- Uh, the freshman girls are over there.

379
00:23:50,220 --> 00:23:54,316
Girls. Yes, I know.
I'm in search of a real woman.

380
00:23:54,390 --> 00:23:57,654
- You're crazy, you know that?
- Loco.

381
00:23:57,726 --> 00:23:59,660
Yes, of course.
For you.

382
00:23:59,728 --> 00:24:03,754
just give me five minutes after school,
and I will die a happy man.

383
00:24:03,831 --> 00:24:05,765
If you don't beat it,
you probably will die.

384
00:24:05,833 --> 00:24:08,063
My boyfriend gets pretty jealous.

385
00:24:26,851 --> 00:24:28,785
Make sure it's fresh.

386
00:24:28,853 --> 00:24:31,219
- Steam's a good sign.
- Very good.

387
00:24:33,690 --> 00:24:37,126
just want to congratulate you
on being number one.

388
00:24:37,194 --> 00:24:41,459
I didn't have time to bake a cake so
I bought you a yummy array of goodies.

389
00:24:41,530 --> 00:24:44,124
- Thanks, Goldberg.
- Hey, no problem.

390
00:24:44,200 --> 00:24:47,135
You know, you're gonna need a lot
of energy to play on this level.

391
00:24:47,203 --> 00:24:49,966
Carbo loading, you know?
See--

392
00:24:50,038 --> 00:24:53,303
See, this thing right here
is packed with energy.

393
00:24:53,375 --> 00:24:55,672
Give it a shot.

394
00:24:55,743 --> 00:24:58,974
- See?
- Mmm.

395
00:24:59,046 --> 00:25:00,980
- Good, huh?
- It's good.

396
00:25:01,048 --> 00:25:06,041
Now, uh, I could even be your, uh,
nutritional advisor if you want. No charge.

397
00:25:06,119 --> 00:25:08,349
- Hmm.
- What do you say?

398
00:25:08,421 --> 00:25:10,685
- (Julie) Great.
- (Goldberg) Try this one.

399
00:25:14,760 --> 00:25:17,354
- Oh, come on, my mommy made me brownies.
- Yeah.

400
00:25:17,429 --> 00:25:21,023
- Fresh, warm ones.
- Hey, it's too bad about your Bash Brother.

401
00:25:21,098 --> 00:25:25,194
- Heard he was too scared to leave home.
- Portman ain't scared of nothin'.

402
00:25:25,269 --> 00:25:27,702
(Horse Whinnies)

403
00:25:27,771 --> 00:25:29,864
Phew!

404
00:25:29,940 --> 00:25:33,875
- What the hell kind of brownies are these?
- I gotta tell her...

405
00:25:33,943 --> 00:25:37,140
to stop using the horse
turds in the recipe.

406
00:25:37,212 --> 00:25:39,544
(Riley)
Get 'em!

407
00:25:39,615 --> 00:25:43,880
(Screaming)

408
00:25:43,952 --> 00:25:47,388
Thanks for not letting me sit there.

409
00:25:47,455 --> 00:25:50,480
(Laughing, Chattering)

410
00:25:50,557 --> 00:25:52,718
(Screaming)

411
00:25:52,793 --> 00:25:57,559
(Varsity Shouting)
Let's get 'em! Come on!

412
00:25:57,630 --> 00:25:59,723
- (Brakes Squealing)
- Dean.

413
00:25:59,799 --> 00:26:02,359
- Fellas.
- Dean, nice tie. - Lovely day.

414
00:26:02,435 --> 00:26:04,527
Good boys.

415
00:26:04,602 --> 00:26:07,366
(Gasping)

416
00:26:07,439 --> 00:26:09,999
(Students Clamoring)

417
00:26:10,075 --> 00:26:14,033
(Students Hooting, Running)

418
00:26:14,111 --> 00:26:16,045
(Whistle Blowing)

419
00:26:19,615 --> 00:26:22,175
(Orion Shouting)
Work those legs, Gaffney!

420
00:26:22,251 --> 00:26:25,709
- Where's your energy?
- I think I'm gonna be sick.

421
00:26:25,788 --> 00:26:27,880
(Vomiting)

422
00:26:27,956 --> 00:26:31,187
(chuckling)
One cupcake over the line, Catlady.

423
00:26:31,259 --> 00:26:34,387
This is total crap.
I can't play for this drill sergeant.

424
00:26:34,463 --> 00:26:39,229
- Play for us, Charlie. The Ducks. Come on, man.
- All right, Fulton.

425
00:26:39,300 --> 00:26:41,768
Get low, bend your knees,
smooth strokes.

426
00:26:43,503 --> 00:26:46,267
- (Continues Vomiting)
- That's it, Fulton. Stay low.

427
00:26:46,339 --> 00:26:50,070
Julie the Cat!
What's the matter, you eat a fur ball?

428
00:26:50,142 --> 00:26:53,737
(Laughing) Yeah, that's good, Coach.
I like that. Fur ball.

429
00:26:53,812 --> 00:26:57,578
- That's, uh, very clever.
- Just get in the net, Goldberg.

430
00:26:57,649 --> 00:27:02,381
- Me? Sure thing. Be my pleasure.
- (Russ) Yeah!

431
00:27:02,453 --> 00:27:06,548
- Over here, over here.
- You know, I don't see a captain out here!

432
00:27:06,623 --> 00:27:08,454
On your left.
Pass it.

433
00:27:08,525 --> 00:27:10,618
Make him make the first move, Conway!

434
00:27:14,663 --> 00:27:17,564
- Hey, Averman, you got nothing!
- (Dwayne) Over here, Charlie!

435
00:27:17,633 --> 00:27:21,068
Come on, Charlie, clear it out!
Clear it out!

436
00:27:21,136 --> 00:27:24,731
Freeze!
I said freeze!

437
00:27:24,806 --> 00:27:27,707
- Averman!
- I did freeze.

438
00:27:29,443 --> 00:27:32,469
Where's the one place you
never want to clear the puck?

439
00:27:32,546 --> 00:27:35,037
- It looked open.
- Just answer the question, Conway.

440
00:27:35,115 --> 00:27:37,480
Listen, I'm not a defenseman,
I'm a scorer!

441
00:27:37,550 --> 00:27:42,146
(panting)

442
00:27:42,221 --> 00:27:45,018
Follow me.

443
00:27:56,467 --> 00:27:58,492
Anybody share his opinion?

444
00:28:03,573 --> 00:28:05,837
All right then, take a knee.

445
00:28:18,920 --> 00:28:21,354
What's the one thing all
great teams have in common?

446
00:28:21,422 --> 00:28:24,390
- Great coaching.
- Don't try to suck up to me, Averman.

447
00:28:26,693 --> 00:28:28,092
Defense.

448
00:28:31,864 --> 00:28:34,526
See, unlike scoring,
defense never quits.

449
00:28:34,600 --> 00:28:38,467
But to play great defense,
you need one thing above all else.

450
00:28:38,536 --> 00:28:40,470
Bet it starts with a "W."

451
00:28:40,538 --> 00:28:43,029
Confidence.

452
00:28:45,442 --> 00:28:50,209
Listen, if you learn nothing
else when you're here, you learn this.

453
00:28:50,280 --> 00:28:53,544
All right? 'Cause it's not
just about hockey.

454
00:28:55,118 --> 00:28:58,554
It's easy to be confident
when you have control of the puck.

455
00:28:58,621 --> 00:29:00,884
It's very, very difficult
to keep that confidence...

456
00:29:00,956 --> 00:29:04,892
when you gotta take whatever strange
bounces life throws your way.

457
00:29:04,960 --> 00:29:08,053
Don't be careless,
but don't be too careful either.

458
00:29:08,129 --> 00:29:11,656
You cannot be afraid to lose.

459
00:29:11,732 --> 00:29:15,497
That's how you gain the confidence
to attack the game...

460
00:29:15,568 --> 00:29:18,332
when the puck isn't yours.

461
00:29:18,404 --> 00:29:21,498
That's how you attack life,

462
00:29:21,574 --> 00:29:25,805
even when you think you
don't have any control.

463
00:29:28,914 --> 00:29:33,247
And that's how you play real defense.

464
00:29:39,422 --> 00:29:43,017
Is this seat taken?

465
00:29:43,093 --> 00:29:45,357
(Laughs)

466
00:29:45,428 --> 00:29:48,521
You know, you are just like
the rest of those snobs.

467
00:29:48,597 --> 00:29:50,895
I am not a snob.

468
00:29:50,966 --> 00:29:54,696
Oh, really? Well, you don't like
me because I'm an athlete.

469
00:29:54,769 --> 00:29:57,101
That's a snob.
You don't even know me.

470
00:29:57,172 --> 00:29:59,231
If I knew you,
I wouldn't like you.

471
00:29:59,307 --> 00:30:02,207
Oh, yeah?
Well, try me.

472
00:30:02,276 --> 00:30:04,210
Hi, I'm Charlie Conway.

473
00:30:04,278 --> 00:30:06,940
I'm a 14-year-old,
almost six-foot, nonsmoking Leo.

474
00:30:07,014 --> 00:30:09,379
I like hockey, pizza and music.

475
00:30:09,448 --> 00:30:13,214
And I dislike everything
about that school.

476
00:30:13,286 --> 00:30:16,948
Except maybe you.
Now you try.

477
00:30:17,022 --> 00:30:20,048
I'm Linda.

478
00:30:20,125 --> 00:30:22,025
I don't like it here either.

479
00:30:23,361 --> 00:30:25,294
And pizza?

480
00:30:25,362 --> 00:30:27,887
- I like pizza.
- Music?

481
00:30:27,965 --> 00:30:30,957
Of course I like music.
I like Pantera.

482
00:30:31,035 --> 00:30:33,400
- No way! I love Pantera.
- (Laughs)

483
00:30:33,469 --> 00:30:36,404
So the only thing we don't
agree on is hockey.

484
00:30:36,472 --> 00:30:40,305
Too violent?
Don't understand the rules?

485
00:30:40,375 --> 00:30:43,970
I have to admit
I've never been to a game.

486
00:30:44,046 --> 00:30:48,209
(sighs) You have never heard
of the Anaheim Mighty Ducks?

487
00:30:49,483 --> 00:30:53,419
- They named a pro team after us.
- Sorry.

488
00:30:53,487 --> 00:30:56,421
(sighs)
Oh, man.

489
00:30:56,489 --> 00:31:02,155
Well, uh...
we have a game on Friday.

490
00:31:02,229 --> 00:31:07,325
And I was just thinking that
maybe you could come down...

491
00:31:07,399 --> 00:31:10,663
and we could snag a Coke
or something afterwards?

492
00:31:12,570 --> 00:31:14,504
I still don't
know you that well.

493
00:31:14,572 --> 00:31:17,631
(Exhales) Did I tell you
I'm allergic to nuts?

494
00:31:17,708 --> 00:31:20,506
Any kind of nut. I swear.
I blow up. It's kind of gross.

495
00:31:20,577 --> 00:31:25,014
And R.E.M.? Yeah?
John Woo movies?

496
00:31:25,082 --> 00:31:28,517
And I really like talking to you.

497
00:31:28,584 --> 00:31:32,520
- What else?
- (Bus Approaching)

498
00:31:32,588 --> 00:31:36,250
I don't know.
just keep talkin'.

499
00:31:39,427 --> 00:31:41,360
(Whispers)
Yes!

500
00:31:47,901 --> 00:31:49,697
(Groans, Turns On Radio)

501
00:31:49,769 --> 00:31:51,862
(Hockey Announcer) It appears the
entire school has turned out to see...

502
00:31:51,938 --> 00:31:55,533
the once Mighty Ducks, I mean,
rather, the, um, Eden Hall Warriors...

503
00:31:55,608 --> 00:31:57,541
do battle with the Blake
freshman Bears.

505
00:32:04,949 --> 00:32:08,476
(Chattering)

506
00:32:08,552 --> 00:32:11,884
(Band Continues, Crowd Applauding)

507
00:32:11,955 --> 00:32:14,389
(Crowd Cheering)

508
00:32:16,259 --> 00:32:21,719
(Band, Cheering Continue)

509
00:32:21,797 --> 00:32:25,699
- They better be damn good if they hope to stay.
- Relax, Tom, it's in the bag.

510
00:32:25,768 --> 00:32:28,065
Alan,just in time.

511
00:32:28,136 --> 00:32:31,037
(Orion) Gather around. Let's go.
Hustle up. Come on.

512
00:32:32,974 --> 00:32:36,739
All right, think defense.

513
00:32:36,810 --> 00:32:40,405
All right, hands in.
Here we go.

514
00:32:40,480 --> 00:32:43,243
- (Ducks quacking)
- Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey!

515
00:32:43,316 --> 00:32:46,149
What the hell's that?
Knock that off.

516
00:32:46,218 --> 00:32:49,414
All right, "Go, team" on two.
Here we go, one, two.

517
00:32:49,487 --> 00:32:51,421
- (Ducks, apathetically) Go, team.
- All right, come on.

518
00:32:51,489 --> 00:32:53,923
- "Go, team." How original.
- Just get in the game, Charlie.

519
00:32:53,992 --> 00:32:56,756
Let's do it, Charlie.

520
00:32:56,828 --> 00:33:00,388
Point of fact, Charlie Conway is not
wearing the traditional captain "C".

521
00:33:00,464 --> 00:33:03,524
He's been this team's captain since
they played in District 5.

522
00:33:03,600 --> 00:33:06,124
I guess Coach Orion's
making a statement.

523
00:33:17,946 --> 00:33:20,106
(crowd cheering)

524
00:33:20,181 --> 00:33:22,012
(grunts)

525
00:33:26,654 --> 00:33:28,245
(whistle blows, siren blares)

526
00:33:28,321 --> 00:33:31,518
- (crowd cheering)
- (Casey) Get 'em, Charlie!

527
00:33:34,194 --> 00:33:37,390
- What did I tell you?
- That's my Ducks!

528
00:33:37,463 --> 00:33:42,594
(Ducks cheering)

529
00:33:42,668 --> 00:33:45,693
- (whooping)
- All right, knock off the celebration!

530
00:33:45,770 --> 00:33:48,102
Act like you've scored before, huh?

531
00:33:50,174 --> 00:33:54,769
- Come on, guys, give me something to do.
- Pass it over here, man.

532
00:33:54,845 --> 00:33:58,644
Ladies and gentlemen,
it's knuckle-puck time!

533
00:33:58,714 --> 00:34:01,148
(groans)

534
00:34:01,217 --> 00:34:04,084
- (crowd cheering)
- (whistle blows, siren blares)

535
00:34:04,153 --> 00:34:06,484
- (Russ) Yeah, knocked him out.
- (cheering continues)

536
00:34:07,989 --> 00:34:10,321
Hey, ref. You know,
you can call this thing now,

537
00:34:10,392 --> 00:34:13,849
and we can all get home
in time to see Melrose.

538
00:34:23,903 --> 00:34:27,100
(Goldberg)
Go, Luis, go, go!

539
00:34:27,173 --> 00:34:30,005
He can't stop!
He's got no brakes!

540
00:34:30,075 --> 00:34:34,671
I can't stop!

541
00:34:34,746 --> 00:34:36,679
(groans)

542
00:34:37,848 --> 00:34:39,281
(Russ)
Man, that was fresh.

543
00:34:39,350 --> 00:34:42,478
- Great, Luis! You scored, man!
- You scored!

544
00:34:42,553 --> 00:34:45,316
- You scored!
- You scored, Luis! It was amazing!

545
00:34:45,388 --> 00:34:47,322
- Are you okay?
- I love our team.

546
00:34:47,390 --> 00:34:52,691
- (Russ) Oh, I guess not.
- (Dwayne whooping) Get 'em, boys!

547
00:34:52,761 --> 00:34:56,857
Ya-hoo! How do you like
them apples, huh?

548
00:34:56,932 --> 00:34:59,229
(Continues Whooping)

549
00:35:00,902 --> 00:35:03,530
- (crowd cheering)
- Quick draw! Ya-hoo!

550
00:35:03,604 --> 00:35:06,095
- (cheering continues)
- I'm down here.

551
00:35:06,174 --> 00:35:10,701
Why don't you take a shot at me?
I'm so bored!

552
00:35:10,777 --> 00:35:13,337
(Announcer) Conway passes to Averman
who hits the zone and--

553
00:35:13,413 --> 00:35:16,540
Oh! That's a hook if I've ever
seen one. He gets the pass off Fulton.

554
00:35:16,615 --> 00:35:18,810
Look out!

555
00:35:18,884 --> 00:35:22,717
(stammering)

556
00:35:22,787 --> 00:35:26,245
(whistle blows, siren blares,
crowd cheering)

557
00:35:28,726 --> 00:35:30,989
Yeah, I spun that dude!

558
00:35:31,061 --> 00:35:34,895
- Yo, Russ, you got to teach me how to talk some trash.
- It can't be taught, Kenny, man.

559
00:35:34,965 --> 00:35:37,160
I mean, it's got to be the first
thing that comes to your mind.

560
00:35:37,234 --> 00:35:39,326
You just got to go for it.
Try it.

561
00:35:39,402 --> 00:35:44,135
- Okay. Hey, ref, you--
- Uh-uh, shh. Pick another target.

562
00:35:44,207 --> 00:35:47,141
Hey, number 44, you, you, you,
you play, you play--

563
00:35:47,209 --> 00:35:50,667
- You don't play real good.
- Yeah, right.

564
00:35:50,745 --> 00:35:53,212
Shorter, man.
Get to the point.

565
00:35:53,280 --> 00:35:57,979
Hey, number nine, bite me!
(groans) Man.

566
00:35:58,052 --> 00:36:00,246
(Laughing)
Now we're getting somewhere.

567
00:36:10,996 --> 00:36:15,092
(Goalie stammering)

568
00:36:15,167 --> 00:36:18,761
Huh? Huh?

569
00:36:18,836 --> 00:36:21,100
- (groans)
- (whistle blows)

570
00:36:21,172 --> 00:36:24,402
- (cheering)
- (Duck) You did good!

571
00:36:24,474 --> 00:36:27,443
The hand is quicker
then the eye, my friend.

572
00:36:27,511 --> 00:36:31,276
<i>♪ Fulton scored, Fulton scored
I am really bored ♪</i>

573
00:36:31,347 --> 00:36:35,477
<i>♪ Fulton's great, Fulton's great
Ayear ago, he couldn't even skate ♪</i>

574
00:36:40,655 --> 00:36:42,623
(grunting)

575
00:36:52,833 --> 00:36:54,299
(grunts)

576
00:36:54,367 --> 00:36:57,234
- (whistle blows, crowd cheers)
- Come on, Charlie!

577
00:36:57,303 --> 00:37:00,636
Unbelievable! Conway gets the hat trick
from somewhere out in the ozone!

578
00:37:00,706 --> 00:37:03,640
At the end of two,
it's Eden Hall nine, Blake zero.

579
00:37:03,708 --> 00:37:06,575
- (chuckles) It's over, folks.
- That's my Ducks.

580
00:37:06,645 --> 00:37:09,977
I think we're witnessing
the birth of a dynasty, Tom.

581
00:37:19,389 --> 00:37:23,382
- Relax. It's over, baby.
- (Ref) Come on, boys, let's go.

582
00:37:46,680 --> 00:37:48,340
Damn.

583
00:37:50,082 --> 00:37:50,912
Tighten up!

584
00:37:58,590 --> 00:38:00,182
- (blows whistle)
- (siren blares)

585
00:38:00,258 --> 00:38:04,023
- Oh, man.
- Oh, and there goes the shutout, folks.

586
00:38:04,094 --> 00:38:07,222
- We'll give you one.
- All right, change it up. Mendoza, Robertson.

587
00:38:14,270 --> 00:38:16,363
- (whistle blows)
- Where's defense?

588
00:38:16,439 --> 00:38:21,034
(siren blares, fans booing)

589
00:38:21,109 --> 00:38:23,873
- Moreau, Conway, change it.
- All right, let's do it, guys.

590
00:38:29,783 --> 00:38:32,149
- (Julie groans)
- Clear the net!

591
00:38:32,219 --> 00:38:35,085
- Clear the net!
- Come on!

592
00:38:37,624 --> 00:38:39,558
(whistle blows, siren blares)

593
00:38:40,926 --> 00:38:43,554
Germaine, Fulton,
change it!

594
00:38:46,098 --> 00:38:49,066
Score! And Blake pumps in another.

595
00:38:50,801 --> 00:38:55,965
(whooping)
Come try and get me this time--

596
00:38:59,976 --> 00:39:02,103
(Orion) Make him make
the first move, Conway!

597
00:39:07,416 --> 00:39:09,407
(Whistle Blows, Siren Blares)

598
00:39:14,489 --> 00:39:17,390
- (Charlie Grunts)
- (Ref Blows Whistle) Two minutes, unsportsmanlike.

599
00:39:17,458 --> 00:39:20,221
- Let's go, son, to the box! Come on.
- What? Are you blind?

600
00:39:20,293 --> 00:39:23,592
- To the box, let's go.
- You decide to take the whistle out now?

601
00:39:23,664 --> 00:39:26,757
- Give me a break!
- Now, is that sportsmanship?

602
00:39:26,832 --> 00:39:29,392
Get in the box.

603
00:39:29,468 --> 00:39:32,869
96, white, two minutes,
unsportsmanlike conduct.

604
00:39:32,938 --> 00:39:35,201
"Unsportsmanlike", I'll show
you unsportsmanlike.

605
00:39:35,273 --> 00:39:38,071
Oh, my, Conway is really hot.
He'll get two for unsportsmanlike conduct.

606
00:39:38,143 --> 00:39:41,442
Where has the Warriors'
defense gone this period?

607
00:39:41,513 --> 00:39:44,242
Charlie, calm yourself.
Play the game.

608
00:39:44,314 --> 00:39:46,942
Gaffney! Goldberg, change it.

609
00:39:47,017 --> 00:39:49,780
Me? Uh,yeah, Coach,
comin'right up!

610
00:39:49,852 --> 00:39:54,346
- It's a total breakdown up front. It's up to you.
- No problem, Catlady.

611
00:40:00,128 --> 00:40:05,087
(grunts)
Oh, no, he stole it! Stop him!

612
00:40:05,166 --> 00:40:07,464
- (whistle blows)
- (groans)

613
00:40:07,535 --> 00:40:11,301
(siren blaring)

614
00:40:11,372 --> 00:40:14,807
You telling me my youngest boy isn't
good enough to play for this team?

615
00:40:18,645 --> 00:40:22,307
In a last ditch effort,
Blake is pulling their goalie.

616
00:40:22,381 --> 00:40:25,248
Thirty left, and the Warriors
are desperately trying to hang on.

617
00:40:25,317 --> 00:40:27,285
Conway's out of the box
and skating hard.

618
00:40:27,352 --> 00:40:29,478
(Averman)
Clear it, Charlie, clear it!

619
00:40:33,524 --> 00:40:36,321
- Pass it here, Charlie.
- Come on, Charlie!

620
00:40:36,393 --> 00:40:40,659
- (Dwayne) Do it, Charlie!
- Knock it off, Charlie. Pass it.

621
00:40:42,165 --> 00:40:46,100
Over here, Charlie!
We already won!

622
00:40:46,168 --> 00:40:48,693
Charlie, no!

623
00:40:53,908 --> 00:40:55,398
No!

624
00:41:01,749 --> 00:41:03,512
Oh, no.

625
00:41:03,584 --> 00:41:07,019
Come on, where's the "D"?
(grunts)

626
00:41:07,086 --> 00:41:09,020
(whistle blows, buzzer sounds)

627
00:41:09,088 --> 00:41:12,080
(Announcer) Oh, there goes
the buzzer. This baby is over.

628
00:41:12,158 --> 00:41:15,024
A very disappointing tie
for the Eden Hall Warriors.

629
00:41:15,093 --> 00:41:18,893
They opened their cabin door and let
those Blake Bears climb right in.

630
00:41:30,240 --> 00:41:33,641
- The guy hooked me, all right?
- We didn't need anymore goals.

631
00:41:33,710 --> 00:41:37,372
- Hey, listen, I was trying to win it!
- Well, mission unaccomplished, Charlie.

632
00:41:37,446 --> 00:41:39,676
- Huh?
- We let down, simple as that.

633
00:41:39,748 --> 00:41:42,842
Hey, you let down.
I played hard.

634
00:41:43,752 --> 00:41:46,777
Yeah, man, no heart.

635
00:41:46,854 --> 00:41:49,049
Well, what are we
playing for anyway?

636
00:41:49,123 --> 00:41:54,287
Some stupid school, the alumni?
I mean, Warriors?

637
00:41:54,361 --> 00:41:56,659
- What the hell are we now?
- Look, man!

638
00:41:56,730 --> 00:42:00,221
We're on scholarship.
I'm staying.

639
00:42:00,299 --> 00:42:02,062
Fine, sell-out.

640
00:42:02,134 --> 00:42:05,797
- Man, who you calling a sell-out, punk!
- Hey, get your hands off him!

641
00:42:05,871 --> 00:42:08,566
- Hold up, Charlie!
- Charlie, stop it!

642
00:42:11,309 --> 00:42:13,709
How long does it take
to score a goal?

643
00:42:16,647 --> 00:42:19,411
Less than a second!

644
00:42:21,385 --> 00:42:24,751
That means no lead is safe
if you can't play defense!

645
00:42:24,821 --> 00:42:26,914
Now get this straight!

646
00:42:26,989 --> 00:42:28,923
I don't give a damn
how many goals you score.

647
00:42:28,991 --> 00:42:32,517
I want one number on your mind.
Zero, as in shutout.

648
00:42:32,594 --> 00:42:34,960
(loudly)
You got that?

649
00:42:41,101 --> 00:42:45,594
Practice, tomorrow morning, 5 a.m.

650
00:42:45,672 --> 00:42:47,833
Got to get up early if you
want to hunt goose eggs.

651
00:42:49,676 --> 00:42:51,610
(slams door)

652
00:42:55,514 --> 00:42:57,641
Hey, who took my clothes?

653
00:43:07,825 --> 00:43:10,384
They put our clothes--

654
00:43:10,460 --> 00:43:13,861
- Oh, man.
- That answers your question, doesn't it?

655
00:43:15,498 --> 00:43:18,625
Ted. Ted.

656
00:43:18,701 --> 00:43:21,534
I know you're as disappointed
in that tie as we are.

657
00:43:21,604 --> 00:43:25,095
- Actually, I'd have preferred a loss.
- You're kidding, right, Coach?

658
00:43:25,173 --> 00:43:27,266
Well, you learn a hell of a lot more
from losing than from winning.

659
00:43:27,342 --> 00:43:29,810
We don't have time for learning.
We need to win.

660
00:43:29,878 --> 00:43:34,007
- They could lose their scholarships.
- You're kidding, right, Dean?

661
00:43:37,651 --> 00:43:39,709
- (Russ) I love this liquid nitrogen.
- I don't think it works.

662
00:43:39,785 --> 00:43:41,912
Yeah, it's working.
Hey, you think they're gonna miss...

663
00:43:41,988 --> 00:43:45,480
- this big old tank in chemistry class?
- What do you think?

664
00:43:45,558 --> 00:43:48,788
- Hey, what about Banksie?
- He's one of them now, isn't he?

665
00:43:48,860 --> 00:43:51,556
- Sad but true.
- How about full pressure?

666
00:43:51,630 --> 00:43:53,723
Sorry, cake-eater.

667
00:43:56,166 --> 00:44:00,068
(Players chattering)

668
00:44:13,582 --> 00:44:15,516
(Players gasp)

669
00:44:21,055 --> 00:44:22,989
(Players murmuring)

670
00:44:26,426 --> 00:44:29,293
Ducks.

671
00:44:29,362 --> 00:44:31,489
Just come in and sit down.

672
00:44:31,564 --> 00:44:33,861
Thank you so much, Jeannie.
I'm sorry we're late.

673
00:44:33,933 --> 00:44:36,663
No problem, honey.
How was the game?

674
00:44:36,735 --> 00:44:40,329
That good, huh?
I'll close out.

675
00:44:41,539 --> 00:44:43,939
Listen, I'm taking a bus home.
See you later.

676
00:44:44,008 --> 00:44:46,841
Uh, no, sir. You sit over there,
and you do your homework.

677
00:44:46,911 --> 00:44:50,368
I just watched you jeopardize your hockey career.
I will not let you do it to your studies.

678
00:44:50,447 --> 00:44:53,211
(scoffs) You have no idea what
it's like playing for that guy.

679
00:44:53,283 --> 00:44:56,547
I don't care who your coach is.
Your behavior out there was juvenile.

680
00:44:56,619 --> 00:45:00,146
- Well, yeah, because Coach Orion--
- "Because Coach Orion" nothing.

681
00:45:00,222 --> 00:45:02,383
You used to feel the same way
about Coach Bombay, remember?

682
00:45:02,458 --> 00:45:05,051
I think the only thing that needs to
change around here is your attitude.

683
00:45:05,126 --> 00:45:07,060
What?

684
00:45:07,128 --> 00:45:10,063
Oh, give me a break.

685
00:45:17,771 --> 00:45:20,204
(Averman)
I think that's a first time for me.

686
00:45:20,273 --> 00:45:23,504
- Check out the new jackets, guys.
- Hey, congrats on the Blake game.

687
00:45:23,576 --> 00:45:26,066
- Yeah, right. We tied.
- Hey, a point's a point.

688
00:45:26,144 --> 00:45:29,170
We're all Warriors now.
You guys proved your guts.

689
00:45:29,247 --> 00:45:32,410
- You all set for dinner Friday?
- Dinner?

690
00:45:32,484 --> 00:45:34,417
Well, it's an Eden Hall tradition.

691
00:45:34,485 --> 00:45:36,578
Varsity got to treat
the freshmen to dinner.

692
00:45:36,654 --> 00:45:38,918
So, round up your posse
and meet us at 6:00...

693
00:45:38,990 --> 00:45:41,924
at the Minnesota Club, downtown.

694
00:45:41,992 --> 00:45:44,586
Anybody need a ride,
we can take you.

695
00:45:44,661 --> 00:45:49,256
- I mean, you guys do like steak and seafood, right?
- Yeah, we do.

696
00:45:49,331 --> 00:45:51,856
Look, I don't like you pukes, all right?

697
00:45:51,934 --> 00:45:56,666
But this is a tradition. At Eden Hall,
I learned to care about tradition.

698
00:45:59,741 --> 00:46:03,108
- It's cool.
- Oh. It's cool.

699
00:46:03,177 --> 00:46:05,440
- Let's go. If Banks says it's cool.
- We might as well go.

700
00:46:05,512 --> 00:46:07,446
- Good evening, sir.
- Evening.

701
00:46:10,317 --> 00:46:15,344
(Diners Chattering)

702
00:46:18,357 --> 00:46:21,723
I love this tradition! At my old school,
we didn't have traditions like this.

703
00:46:21,793 --> 00:46:24,853
Waiter, I've got too many forks.
I only need one.

704
00:46:24,929 --> 00:46:26,953
I don't--
Y'all, I just--

705
00:46:27,031 --> 00:46:30,091
What's this little bitty one--
What's this little bitty--

706
00:46:30,167 --> 00:46:33,625
Hey, you got to show me that
triple deke, man. That's cool.

707
00:46:33,704 --> 00:46:39,107
- Yeah, sure. You know, it's easier than it looks.
- Oh, you're being modest.

708
00:46:41,811 --> 00:46:44,540
Hey,Julie, want this
extra piece of prime rib?

709
00:46:44,613 --> 00:46:47,446
- (grunts)
- Look, I'm just trying to help you.

710
00:46:47,516 --> 00:46:50,916
(tapping glass)

711
00:46:50,985 --> 00:46:56,651
On behalf of the Eden Hall Warrior
Varsity State Champion hockey team,

712
00:46:56,724 --> 00:47:01,820
I'd like to welcome the future
state champs, the Eden Hall freshmen.

713
00:47:01,895 --> 00:47:05,830
- Here, here.
- (all clinking glasses) Here, here.

714
00:47:05,898 --> 00:47:08,833
We're just glad you loaned us Banksie so
that we'd have a chance to beat you guys...

715
00:47:08,901 --> 00:47:11,335
in the annual Freshmen-Varsity Showdown.

716
00:47:11,403 --> 00:47:13,996
Now, nobody move.

717
00:47:14,072 --> 00:47:17,803
We've got one last surprise.
Fellas?

718
00:47:17,875 --> 00:47:20,638
(wheezes softly)
I love surprises.

719
00:47:20,710 --> 00:47:23,304
Banksie.

720
00:47:23,380 --> 00:47:27,339
(Julie)
Where are they going?

721
00:47:27,417 --> 00:47:29,680
Don't worry.
We'll be right back.

722
00:47:29,752 --> 00:47:32,550
(softly)
You got the candles?

723
00:47:34,757 --> 00:47:37,782
Guys, I don't want to spoil anything, but
I overheard something in the bathroom.

724
00:47:37,859 --> 00:47:41,351
It's a cake.
Act surprised, all right?

725
00:47:41,429 --> 00:47:44,488
(door closes)

726
00:47:44,565 --> 00:47:47,159
(Julie)
What is that? Oh!

727
00:47:47,234 --> 00:47:50,692
(Charlie)
Ah, they are too kind.

728
00:47:50,770 --> 00:47:53,739
(Goldberg Reading)
"Thanks for dinner, losers. "

729
00:47:59,377 --> 00:48:00,708
Oh, man.

730
00:48:05,517 --> 00:48:08,314
$857.

731
00:48:08,385 --> 00:48:11,320
(Averman) "$857"?

732
00:48:11,388 --> 00:48:13,719
(Goldberg) Where are we
gonna get that kind of cash?

733
00:48:15,725 --> 00:48:18,717
- You've really got to pick up the pace.
- I'm trying to pick it up.

734
00:48:21,297 --> 00:48:23,230
(moaning)

735
00:48:23,298 --> 00:48:25,459
We got to respond.

736
00:48:25,534 --> 00:48:30,732
Physics. Each action requires
an equal, if not bigger, reaction.

737
00:48:30,805 --> 00:48:33,899
Hey, man, be cool. I don't want
to mess up my scholarship.

738
00:48:36,144 --> 00:48:38,077
I mean, let's not get caught.

739
00:48:38,145 --> 00:48:40,079
- (chuckling)
- (chuckling) There you go.

740
00:48:41,915 --> 00:48:43,815
(whispers)
Coast clear. Come on.

741
00:48:56,294 --> 00:48:58,228
(whispering)
Averman, what are you doing?

742
00:48:58,296 --> 00:48:59,922
- It's a cool sticker.
- Come on.

743
00:49:20,182 --> 00:49:23,776
(softly)
A little to the left. Good.

744
00:49:31,191 --> 00:49:33,125
(grunting softly)

745
00:49:33,193 --> 00:49:36,424
That's okay, it's just my face.
No big deal.

746
00:49:36,496 --> 00:49:38,429
How's it look to you, Cowboy?

747
00:49:38,497 --> 00:49:40,431
(Dwayne over radio) All secure.
I'll go check the other side.

748
00:49:40,499 --> 00:49:42,967
- Come on, let me see.
- No, you keep a lookout.

749
00:49:44,036 --> 00:49:46,128
Careful, man.

750
00:49:46,204 --> 00:49:49,640
They don't call them
Brazilian fire ants for nothing.

751
00:49:49,707 --> 00:49:51,698
Do you think he's gonna
notice them missing?

752
00:49:51,776 --> 00:49:54,175
I don't think he keeps
a head count, Charlie.

753
00:49:59,382 --> 00:50:01,815
(vacuum sucking)

754
00:50:04,119 --> 00:50:06,246
(chuckling)
Hey, you a stray calf?

755
00:50:06,322 --> 00:50:08,312
What the--

756
00:50:08,389 --> 00:50:11,290
- Ha, it'd be more fun for me if you ran.
- (snorts)

757
00:50:11,359 --> 00:50:13,122
(stammering)

758
00:50:13,194 --> 00:50:16,162
- (horse whinnies)
- (yells)

759
00:50:16,230 --> 00:50:19,666
(whooping)
Whoo, little doggies!

760
00:50:19,733 --> 00:50:24,135
- Whoo, you better run!
- Guys!

761
00:50:24,203 --> 00:50:27,661
- I'm gonna get you.
- They got horses!

762
00:50:27,740 --> 00:50:30,368
I got you now, boy!

763
00:50:31,576 --> 00:50:33,510
Oh, man, you are dead, man!

764
00:50:33,578 --> 00:50:36,570
Dead! You hear me?
(grunting)

765
00:50:36,648 --> 00:50:38,616
Thank you!

766
00:50:38,683 --> 00:50:42,243
This ninja stuff really
makes you look, uh--

767
00:50:42,319 --> 00:50:46,255
- I-I don't know how you say, um--
- Ruggedly handsome?

768
00:50:46,323 --> 00:50:49,951
- Amazingly stupid.
- Very funny.

769
00:50:50,026 --> 00:50:53,462
- Did you get 'em?
- Yeah, only a couple, you know,

770
00:50:53,529 --> 00:50:55,496
- Here, use the funnel.
- hundred.

771
00:50:55,564 --> 00:50:57,691
(whispering)
Release the hungry fellows.

772
00:50:57,766 --> 00:51:00,166
- (chuckling)
- Drop 'em in there.

773
00:51:06,274 --> 00:51:08,538
There, there.

774
00:51:20,552 --> 00:51:22,884
(Whispering)
Look at 'em go!

775
00:51:34,765 --> 00:51:36,926
(snoring)

776
00:51:45,941 --> 00:51:48,534
(screaming)

777
00:51:48,610 --> 00:51:50,578
What is this? Get 'em off me!
Get 'em off my back, man!

778
00:51:50,645 --> 00:51:52,579
- Get 'em off me!
- What the heck are these things, man?

779
00:51:52,647 --> 00:51:55,240
- (screaming)
- Get 'em off! Let's get out of here!

780
00:51:55,316 --> 00:51:57,876
- Open it! Why aren't you opening it?
- Open the door!

781
00:51:57,951 --> 00:51:59,543
- (boys screaming)
- (Duck laughing)

782
00:51:59,620 --> 00:52:02,054
- (screaming)
- Open it! Open it!

783
00:52:02,122 --> 00:52:05,215
Go on, go on, let 'em out, let 'em out.

784
00:52:05,291 --> 00:52:09,091
- (Boys Screaming)
- Let's get out of here!

785
00:52:09,162 --> 00:52:11,527
- (boys screaming)
- I gotta wash this off!

786
00:52:11,596 --> 00:52:13,894
- Ow, these hurt!
- Ow, these things are burning!

787
00:52:13,965 --> 00:52:17,867
- (boys continue screaming)
- (Ducks laughing, whooping)

788
00:52:17,936 --> 00:52:20,699
You think you're funny, huh?
You think you're worth a damn?

789
00:52:20,771 --> 00:52:23,740
- You're just white trash!
- Uh, who you callin' white trash?

790
00:52:23,808 --> 00:52:26,776
That's right.
We'll take you anytime, anywhere.

791
00:52:26,843 --> 00:52:29,744
- Tomorrow, dawn!
- I gotta get to the showers!

792
00:52:29,813 --> 00:52:33,078
- Come again. Bye-bye. Dinner was great. Thank you.
- Move it!

793
00:52:33,149 --> 00:52:36,879
Don't forget to wash
behind the ears. Good-bye.

794
00:52:36,952 --> 00:52:40,080
- (chuckles)
- (Cole) I'm gonna kill you guys!

795
00:52:40,155 --> 00:52:44,386
- (grunting)
- Oh, boy. I think it's time to leave.

796
00:52:44,459 --> 00:52:46,427
- Uh-oh.
- See ya.

797
00:52:46,494 --> 00:52:49,621
Come on!
(grunting)

798
00:52:59,439 --> 00:53:01,532
(skaters panting)

799
00:53:14,252 --> 00:53:16,345
Coach says I'm the starter.

800
00:53:16,421 --> 00:53:19,185
Coach? I don't see any coach.

801
00:53:19,257 --> 00:53:21,850
We'll split the shifts.

802
00:53:21,925 --> 00:53:24,359
I want a piece of these guys.

803
00:53:30,433 --> 00:53:34,698
- Hey, can we call it even?
- I hate ties.

804
00:53:34,770 --> 00:53:37,364
They're like kissing
your brother.

805
00:53:39,941 --> 00:53:42,034
(Averman)
Oh, ants in your mask?

806
00:53:42,110 --> 00:53:45,545
Ah, it looks like
you're a goalie for a dart team.

807
00:53:45,613 --> 00:53:47,547
(chuckling)
Yeah, yeah.

808
00:53:47,615 --> 00:53:50,481
(gulps)
I-I'll go now.

809
00:53:50,550 --> 00:53:52,518
Punk.

810
00:53:52,585 --> 00:53:55,520
They didn't tell me
until it was too late.

811
00:53:55,588 --> 00:53:58,420
- Charlie, believe me.
- Yeah, right, preppy.

812
00:53:58,490 --> 00:54:02,017
- (Riley) Okay, guys, concentrate now!
- Check! Set!

813
00:54:06,330 --> 00:54:10,164
- First to ten. Full check.
- Bring it on.

814
00:54:13,069 --> 00:54:14,661
- (grunts)
- (Connie) Hey!

815
00:54:14,738 --> 00:54:16,968
- Oh!
- Dang!

816
00:54:20,910 --> 00:54:24,812
- I got my eye on you.
- All right. Two for one!

817
00:54:27,550 --> 00:54:30,848
Come on, buddy, make your move!
Make your move!

818
00:54:30,919 --> 00:54:34,980
(Varsity cheering, Ducks groaning)

819
00:54:35,056 --> 00:54:37,182
(laughs)

820
00:54:37,257 --> 00:54:40,818
- (Varsity laughing)
- Easy.

821
00:54:40,894 --> 00:54:43,055
- Get loose, Charlie.
- Come on, Charlie.

822
00:54:44,130 --> 00:54:47,190
- Flying "V"!
- (chuckles)

823
00:54:47,266 --> 00:54:49,996
I love when they do the "V."

824
00:54:58,109 --> 00:55:00,235
(Grunting, shouting)

825
00:55:03,280 --> 00:55:06,147
Oh, man. Oh, plegase.

826
00:55:10,153 --> 00:55:12,587
Shoot it! Shoot it!

827
00:55:12,655 --> 00:55:16,112
(grunts)
Oh, come on!

828
00:55:16,191 --> 00:55:20,127
(Varsity hooting)

829
00:55:22,163 --> 00:55:24,358
Come on, defense.
Let's go.

830
00:55:25,700 --> 00:55:28,134
Hey, can I get a little defense here?

831
00:55:28,202 --> 00:55:30,795
What do you say, huh?
Help me out.

832
00:55:41,647 --> 00:55:44,877
(grunting)

833
00:55:46,818 --> 00:55:49,309
Try the triple deke.

834
00:56:06,502 --> 00:56:08,594
What do I have to do?

835
00:56:08,670 --> 00:56:11,070
(Varsity Hh
836
00:56:17,177 --> 00:56:20,874
Gotta get by me first, baby.
(grunts)

837
00:56:24,350 --> 00:56:27,581
Quack, quack, quack,
Mr. Goalie Boy.

838
00:56:29,355 --> 00:56:32,084
(Charlie)
What was that, huh?

839
00:56:32,157 --> 00:56:35,957
- Let me at him, Charlie.
- Oh, hey, here's one. You got a little problem?

840
00:56:36,028 --> 00:56:38,120
Come on, sweetie.
Come on, take a shot.

841
00:56:38,195 --> 00:56:41,323
Come on. No? No? Huh?
Maybe later, huh?

842
00:56:44,368 --> 00:56:47,097
- You want some, punk?
- (Dwayne) Settle down, boys.

843
00:56:47,170 --> 00:56:49,798
- We can't win if they're gonna cheat.
- Don't show 'em we're hurt.

844
00:56:49,873 --> 00:56:52,740
Keep skatin'.

845
00:56:56,712 --> 00:57:00,148
(Riley)
Banks! Get him, Banks!

846
00:57:00,215 --> 00:57:02,978
(Both Panting)

847
00:57:03,051 --> 00:57:05,679
- (Charlie) Damn it, Banks!
- (Varsity player) Icing!

848
00:57:05,753 --> 00:57:07,516
- (grunting)
- Charlie, watch your back.

849
00:57:07,588 --> 00:57:10,021
- That's it. Let's get 'em!
- Let's go, guys. Get 'em!

850
00:57:10,090 --> 00:57:13,651
- Come on!
- Get off me, Charlie! Get off!

851
00:57:13,727 --> 00:57:16,320
- How do you like it, Banks?
- Yeah, nice takedown. You'd be in the box.

852
00:57:16,395 --> 00:57:18,863
- Go cry to your rich parents!
- All right, fine!

853
00:57:18,931 --> 00:57:21,126
- Let's go! Let's go!
- I'll throw him down!

854
00:57:21,200 --> 00:57:23,293
Come on, preppy!
(grunting)

855
00:57:23,369 --> 00:57:26,826
- Hey, guys, wait for me!
- Get out of my way, man!

856
00:57:26,905 --> 00:57:29,465
(Averman)
You want this?

857
00:57:29,541 --> 00:57:33,306
- (all shouting)
- (Orion yells, blows whistle) Freeze!

858
00:57:33,377 --> 00:57:38,644
Hey! Hey! Break it up!

859
00:57:38,716 --> 00:57:41,013
(Varsity player)
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.

860
00:57:41,084 --> 00:57:43,109
Break it up now!
Hey!

861
00:57:44,620 --> 00:57:47,144
It's a damn good thing
I'm not your coach.

862
00:57:47,222 --> 00:57:49,213
Now, get your team
out of here now!

863
00:57:49,291 --> 00:57:52,317
Varsity team, out!
Let's go!

864
00:57:52,394 --> 00:57:56,227
Outta here!
Let's go! You, out!

865
00:57:57,431 --> 00:58:00,127
- This ain't over.
- Get outta here.

866
00:58:02,635 --> 00:58:06,571
- We're gonna destroy you guys.
- Come on, let it go.

867
00:58:06,639 --> 00:58:08,903
Well, congratulations.

868
00:58:08,975 --> 00:58:11,738
You just forfeited whatever mental edge
you might have had over the varsity.

869
00:58:11,810 --> 00:58:15,075
Now they know they own you.

870
00:58:15,147 --> 00:58:18,513
This isn't the Peewees. Your little Duck
tricks are not gonna work at this level.

871
00:58:20,318 --> 00:58:23,685
Now, for the last time,
stay away from the varsity.

872
00:58:25,088 --> 00:58:27,386
And get those Duck jerseys off now.

873
00:58:27,457 --> 00:58:31,757
Let's go. Now.
Come on, let's go. Take them off!

874
00:58:32,962 --> 00:58:35,089
The Ducks are dead.

875
00:58:39,502 --> 00:58:44,336
You got two choices, Conway. Take off
the jersey right now or you don't play.

876
00:58:47,175 --> 00:58:49,904
You're breaking up the best
thing any of us ever had.

877
00:58:49,977 --> 00:58:52,537
Well, it's time to grow up.

878
00:58:52,613 --> 00:58:56,207
Grow up?
Like you, huh?

879
00:58:57,784 --> 00:59:00,753
A washed-up pro who has to
show off to a bunch of kids.

880
00:59:00,820 --> 00:59:05,119
- Geez, that's real grown up.
- Okay, good-bye, Conway.

881
00:59:05,190 --> 00:59:07,215
Anybody else?

882
00:59:11,662 --> 00:59:13,789
All right.

883
00:59:13,864 --> 00:59:16,332
Good-bye, Fulton.

884
00:59:17,802 --> 00:59:21,760
No one's forcing any of you to be here.
It's your lives.

885
00:59:21,838 --> 00:59:24,398
You decide what to make of them.

886
00:59:32,347 --> 00:59:34,314
All right.

887
00:59:34,382 --> 00:59:36,907
Twenty laps, then hit the showers.

888
00:59:48,228 --> 00:59:51,128
And with ten to go in the second,
it doesn't look good for Eden Hall.

889
00:59:51,197 --> 00:59:53,028
The one bright spot
is Greg Goldberg,

890
00:59:53,099 --> 00:59:55,533
who skates up on defense
for the first time tonight.

891
00:59:55,601 --> 00:59:57,534
- He's a one-man wrecking crew.
- (Door bell jingles)

892
00:59:57,602 --> 01:00:00,366
(gasps)
Your mother's been calling.

893
01:00:00,438 --> 01:00:02,531
- (door closes)
- She's been looking for you.

894
01:00:02,607 --> 01:00:05,131
(Announcer) These little Warriors
can't seem to buy a break.

895
01:00:05,209 --> 01:00:07,143
I'm right here.

896
01:00:07,211 --> 01:00:10,112
- (Buzzer Sounds)
- Ah, there's the buzzer.

897
01:00:10,180 --> 01:00:12,204
At the end of two, it's
the Cardinals four, the Warriors one.

898
01:00:12,281 --> 01:00:15,682
(Turns Off Radio)
Sounds like the team needs you, huh?

899
01:00:15,751 --> 01:00:18,982
(Scoffs) They don't need me.
What they need is a new coach.

900
01:00:19,055 --> 01:00:21,887
You're not a little boy
anymore, Charlie.

901
01:00:21,957 --> 01:00:24,016
Please stop acting this way.

902
01:00:24,092 --> 01:00:27,061
(sighs) I just don't know
what this guy wants from me.

903
01:00:27,128 --> 01:00:30,393
He won't let you just skate by.

904
01:00:30,464 --> 01:00:33,228
He demands more.

905
01:00:33,300 --> 01:00:37,565
He wants it because he knows
that it is there inside of you.

906
01:00:37,637 --> 01:00:39,901
Like Gordon did.

907
01:00:39,973 --> 01:00:41,998
He needs you to lead.

908
01:00:42,075 --> 01:00:46,568
How can he expect me to lead
when he takes away my "C"?

909
01:00:46,645 --> 01:00:48,840
I was the captain, Hans.

910
01:00:48,914 --> 01:00:52,246
It's only a letter, Charlie.

911
01:00:54,085 --> 01:00:57,850
Here, I have hundreds.
(chuckles)

912
01:00:57,921 --> 01:01:00,014
These are not the same.

913
01:01:00,090 --> 01:01:02,320
Don't make fun of me, Hans.

914
01:01:02,392 --> 01:01:05,849
He took away the "C," Charlie,

915
01:01:05,928 --> 01:01:08,362
not what was under it.

916
01:01:08,430 --> 01:01:13,867
- (sighs)
- Go.

917
01:01:13,935 --> 01:01:18,031
Be with your friends, Charlie.

918
01:01:18,106 --> 01:01:20,801
You are the heart of the team.

919
01:01:23,277 --> 01:01:27,543
Don't let it slip away.

920
01:01:27,614 --> 01:01:29,877
(scoffs)

921
01:01:29,949 --> 01:01:32,008
They're the ones that are
slipping away from me.

922
01:01:35,288 --> 01:01:37,255
Are you okay, Hans?

923
01:01:41,459 --> 01:01:43,551
(sighs)

924
01:01:43,627 --> 01:01:47,358
(scoffs)
I gotta walk. I'll see you.

925
01:01:47,431 --> 01:01:51,560
(Door Bell jingling)

926
01:01:51,634 --> 01:01:55,161
- (jingling continues, door closes)
- Good-bye, Charlie.

927
01:01:56,773 --> 01:02:00,538
Hey, you're a winner there!
Get that big monkey outta here!

928
01:02:00,609 --> 01:02:02,577
All right, here we go.

929
01:02:02,644 --> 01:02:05,704
You boys playing a little
hookey today, huh?

930
01:02:05,781 --> 01:02:07,714
Oh, don't worry.
Your secret's safe with me.

931
01:02:07,782 --> 01:02:10,376
I played a lot of hookey
when I was your age.

932
01:02:10,451 --> 01:02:13,079
Here we go. All right,
who needs balls, who needs tickets?

933
01:02:13,154 --> 01:02:15,212
What do you say
we do the coaster?

934
01:02:15,288 --> 01:02:17,552
Forget it, man.
We're too old for that.

935
01:02:17,624 --> 01:02:20,718
Come on, man.
It'll be fun.

936
01:02:20,794 --> 01:02:23,227
All right.

937
01:02:23,295 --> 01:02:26,890
<i>♪ I got a blue-and-red Adidas bag
and a humongous binder ♪</i>

938
01:02:26,966 --> 01:02:29,559
<i>♪ I'm trying my best not to look
like a minor niner ♪</i>

939
01:02:29,634 --> 01:02:31,727
<i>♪ I went out for the football team
to prove that I'm a man ♪</i>

940
01:02:31,803 --> 01:02:34,431
<i>♪ I guess I shouldn't tell them
that I like Duran Duran ♪</i>

941
01:02:34,505 --> 01:02:36,939
Listen up,
Cowboy Dwayne.

942
01:02:37,007 --> 01:02:41,774
Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart,
Igor Stravinsky, Thelonius Monk.

943
01:02:41,845 --> 01:02:44,779
You're gonna meet
all of them in here.

944
01:02:44,847 --> 01:02:47,407
(mumbling)

945
01:02:47,483 --> 01:02:49,576
(Vendor)
Chocolate-dipped bananas.

946
01:02:49,652 --> 01:02:51,984
- (gasps, mumbles) Oh, man!
- What can I get you?

947
01:02:52,054 --> 01:02:53,987
From their humble beginnings,
they rose to make a difference!

948
01:02:54,055 --> 01:02:56,615
They struggled, but they prevailed!

949
01:02:56,691 --> 01:03:00,091
- (screaming)
- <i>♪ This is me in grade 9, baby, yeah ♪</i>

950
01:03:00,160 --> 01:03:02,754
<i>♪ This is me in grade 9
This is me in grade 9 ♪</i>

951
01:03:02,830 --> 01:03:07,267
<i>♪ This is me in grade 9, baby
This is me in grade 9 ♪</i>

952
01:03:07,334 --> 01:03:10,928
<i>♪ I got a red leather tie
and a pair of rugger pants ♪</i>

953
01:03:11,004 --> 01:03:14,132
<i>♪ I put them on and I went
to the high school dance ♪</i>

954
01:03:14,207 --> 01:03:16,140
- <i>♪ Dad said I have to be home by 1 1:00 ♪</i>
- (girls groaning)

955
01:03:16,208 --> 01:03:19,109
<i>♪ Aw, man, I'm gonna miss
"Stairway to Heaven" ♪</i>

956
01:03:19,177 --> 01:03:23,272
- Let's go.
- <i>♪ This is me in grade 9, baby, this is me in grade 9 ♪</i>

957
01:03:23,347 --> 01:03:28,011
Take it outside, boys.
Come on.

958
01:03:28,085 --> 01:03:30,451
Sure beats school, huh?

959
01:03:30,520 --> 01:03:32,784
Hey, listen,
tomorrow will be more fun.

960
01:03:32,856 --> 01:03:35,290
Yeah, but after that,
I mean, what?

961
01:03:35,358 --> 01:03:37,292
- We can't do this forever.
- Yeah, I know.

962
01:03:37,360 --> 01:03:40,453
See, the way I got it figured, we go
to public school for a couple years,

963
01:03:40,529 --> 01:03:42,622
then we just go play
juniors in Canada.

964
01:03:42,698 --> 01:03:45,531
- You only gotta be 1 7.
- Man, Charlie, I don't even know if I could make Juniors.

965
01:03:45,601 --> 01:03:49,468
Are you kidding me?
With your shot? Come on.

966
01:03:49,537 --> 01:03:54,872
I mean, I don't know if I want
to play hockey for the rest of my life.

967
01:03:58,445 --> 01:04:02,073
- Sorry.
- You're going back.

968
01:04:03,616 --> 01:04:05,550
We can deal, man.
The Ducks are there.

969
01:04:05,618 --> 01:04:09,883
Dude. Fine.
just get outta here then.

970
01:04:09,954 --> 01:04:12,149
I don't care.
I don't need you. Go!

971
01:04:20,964 --> 01:04:25,229
(distant siren wailing)

972
01:04:32,641 --> 01:04:36,099
Mom.

973
01:04:40,247 --> 01:04:43,580
I've been trying to reach you.

974
01:04:43,651 --> 01:04:47,211
Hans... passed away.

975
01:04:47,287 --> 01:04:49,255
What?

976
01:04:49,322 --> 01:04:52,587
(sniffles)
It was his time to go.

977
01:04:58,130 --> 01:05:03,328
(all reciting) Our Father,
who art in Heaven, hallowed be Thy name.

978
01:05:13,143 --> 01:05:18,739
Forgive us our trespasses as we
forgive those who trespass against us.

979
01:05:18,814 --> 01:05:24,252
Lead us not into temptation,
but deliver us from evil.

980
01:05:24,320 --> 01:05:27,720
For Thine is the kingdom,
the power and the glory,

981
01:05:27,789 --> 01:05:31,816
forever and ever, Amen.

982
01:05:34,661 --> 01:05:38,062
Excuse me, one second.

983
01:05:53,078 --> 01:05:56,012
Every time you touch the ice,

984
01:05:56,080 --> 01:05:58,708
remember it was Hans
who taught us to fly.

985
01:06:30,911 --> 01:06:34,209
- (alarm beeping)
- (grunts, groans)

986
01:06:34,280 --> 01:06:38,046
- (turns off alarm)
- 6 a.m.

987
01:06:42,620 --> 01:06:46,681
- I didn't even set the alarm.
- (Bombay) I did.

988
01:06:46,758 --> 01:06:48,885
Good morning, Charlie.

989
01:06:48,960 --> 01:06:51,792
Thought we'd spend the day together,
get an early start.

990
01:06:51,862 --> 01:06:54,160
- Come on.
- Go away.

991
01:06:54,231 --> 01:06:56,824
Hans is gone,
and I want to be alone.

992
01:06:56,899 --> 01:06:59,993
Look, Charlie, I know you're going
through a rough time. I understand.

993
01:07:00,069 --> 01:07:03,869
You know, not a day goes by that
I don't think about you and the Ducks.

994
01:07:03,940 --> 01:07:08,171
There are no Ducks.
Orion split us apart.

995
01:07:08,243 --> 01:07:10,677
You know, you left us
with a real jerk.

996
01:07:10,745 --> 01:07:12,678
Orion?

997
01:07:12,746 --> 01:07:14,839
Well, maybe you don't
know the whole story.

998
01:07:14,915 --> 01:07:17,349
Come on, get dressed.
Let's go.

999
01:07:17,418 --> 01:07:20,853
- Go away.
- Can't do that. Come on.

1000
01:07:20,920 --> 01:07:22,979
(groans)

1001
01:07:24,257 --> 01:07:28,022
- (gasps)
- Get dressed, Charlie.

1002
01:07:28,093 --> 01:07:30,186
(groans)

1003
01:07:30,262 --> 01:07:33,197
(Charlie sighs)
What is this all about?

1004
01:07:33,265 --> 01:07:36,893
- Sit down.
- (scoffs)

1005
01:07:36,968 --> 01:07:42,338
<i>♪ ("Waltz of the Flowers") ♪</i>

1006
01:07:45,308 --> 01:07:48,402
(girl giggling)

1007
01:07:48,478 --> 01:07:51,241
That's his daughter.

1008
01:07:54,483 --> 01:07:57,509
She was injured in a car accident
about five years ago.

1009
01:07:57,586 --> 01:07:59,951
He was driving,
and they got sideswiped.

1010
01:08:02,323 --> 01:08:04,348
(girl giggling)

1011
01:08:04,425 --> 01:08:07,052
So that's why he gave up
playing pros?

1012
01:08:07,127 --> 01:08:10,187
When the North Stars
left Minnesota, he stayed.

1013
01:08:10,264 --> 01:08:12,459
He didn't want to disrupt her recovery.

1014
01:08:12,533 --> 01:08:14,466
Her doctors and her friends were here.

1015
01:08:16,602 --> 01:08:21,664
(chuckling)

1016
01:08:26,444 --> 01:08:30,379
We all just thought he was some
washed-up bully who couldn't hack it.

1017
01:08:30,447 --> 01:08:33,712
- He can hack it, Charlie.
- (sighs)

1018
01:08:33,784 --> 01:08:36,877
He just simply made a choice.

1019
01:08:36,953 --> 01:08:39,478
I don't think he's ever
regretted it for a minute.

1020
01:08:45,961 --> 01:08:47,895
Come on.

1021
01:08:51,465 --> 01:08:53,296
Check this out.

1022
01:08:54,702 --> 01:08:58,604
Look at that hair.
I look like Greg Brady.

1023
01:08:58,673 --> 01:09:01,368
(both chuckling)

1024
01:09:03,510 --> 01:09:08,310
I was like you, Charlie. When I
played hockey, I was a total hotshot.

1025
01:09:08,380 --> 01:09:10,644
Tried to take control
of every game.

1026
01:09:10,716 --> 01:09:12,809
I wound up quitting.

1027
01:09:12,885 --> 01:09:16,149
So I tried the law.
Same thing.

1028
01:09:16,220 --> 01:09:21,317
I rule in the courtroom, but inside
I'm a mess. I started drinking.

1029
01:09:21,392 --> 01:09:23,586
Man, I was going down.

1030
01:09:23,660 --> 01:09:28,495
But then this...
great thing happened.

1031
01:09:28,565 --> 01:09:32,022
Maybe the best thing ever.

1032
01:09:32,101 --> 01:09:38,005
I got arrested and sentenced
to community service.

1033
01:09:38,073 --> 01:09:43,841
And there you were,
Charlie and the Ducks.

1034
01:09:43,912 --> 01:09:46,971
And as hard as I fought it,

1035
01:09:47,047 --> 01:09:50,175
there you were.

1036
01:09:51,518 --> 01:09:54,816
You gave me a life, Charlie.

1037
01:09:54,887 --> 01:09:58,015
And I want to say thank you.

1038
01:10:00,892 --> 01:10:06,660
I told Orion about all this when
I talked to him about taking over.

1039
01:10:06,732 --> 01:10:10,827
I told him that you were
the heart of the team...

1040
01:10:10,901 --> 01:10:13,870
and that you would learn
something from each other.

1041
01:10:15,572 --> 01:10:20,908
I told him that you were
the real Minnesota miracle man.

1042
01:10:25,414 --> 01:10:28,349
You did?

1043
01:10:28,417 --> 01:10:31,351
I did.

1044
01:10:31,419 --> 01:10:34,286
So be that man, Charlie.

1045
01:10:36,557 --> 01:10:38,888
Be that man.

1046
01:10:52,104 --> 01:10:54,435
- (Ducks laughing, hooting)
- (Goldberg) Hey, nice move!

1047
01:10:54,506 --> 01:10:57,100
- (Luis) Hey, on your left.
- There they are.

1048
01:10:57,175 --> 01:11:00,736
That doesn't count.
That was below the belt.

1049
01:11:00,812 --> 01:11:02,745
Same old Ducks.

1050
01:11:02,813 --> 01:11:04,872
- Nothing's changed, Charlie.
- (Dwayne) Hey, it's Coach Bombay!

1051
01:11:04,948 --> 01:11:06,939
- Damn, Conway, what took you so long?
- (Averman) Come on!

1052
01:11:07,017 --> 01:11:09,678
- Get in the game!
- Yeah, come on, Coach!

1053
01:11:09,752 --> 01:11:11,879
- Come on, guys, let's go!
- Come on.

1054
01:11:11,954 --> 01:11:13,922
<i>♪ ("Never Coming Down (Part II)" ♪</i>

1055
01:11:13,990 --> 01:11:17,425
- (hoots)
- (Averman) Yeah, come on, let's go!

1056
01:11:17,492 --> 01:11:19,426
- Let's go!
- All right! Yes!

1057
01:11:26,467 --> 01:11:29,903
- <i>♪ You are never coming down ♪</i>
- (groaning)

1058
01:11:29,970 --> 01:11:34,065
- Yeah!
- <i>♪ I've got it all, I can't get down ♪</i>

1059
01:11:34,140 --> 01:11:37,598
<i>♪ It's like being hip
to the start of a day ♪</i>

1060
01:11:37,677 --> 01:11:41,874
<i>♪ The start of a day
Though I'll run away ♪</i>

1061
01:11:41,947 --> 01:11:44,472
- Yes!
- All right!

1062
01:11:54,659 --> 01:11:56,285
Hey!

1063
01:11:56,359 --> 01:11:58,725
- (chuckling)
- (Others) Yeah!

1064
01:11:58,795 --> 01:12:02,924
- (Gordon laughing)
- Put him in the trash can!

1065
01:12:02,998 --> 01:12:05,523
<i>♪ Spacehog ♪</i>

1066
01:12:06,669 --> 01:12:09,103
<i>♪ Spacehog ♪</i>

1067
01:12:09,171 --> 01:12:12,298
- Try this on for size, Goldie.
- (Goldberg laughing, grunting)

1068
01:12:12,373 --> 01:12:14,568
<i>♪ Oh ♪</i>

1069
01:12:16,544 --> 01:12:18,408
Mendoza.

1070
01:12:18,479 --> 01:12:20,379
Fulton.

1071
01:12:23,851 --> 01:12:25,841
Conway?

1072
01:12:28,020 --> 01:12:31,114
I want to be on the team, Coach.

1073
01:12:31,190 --> 01:12:33,487
I want to play two-way hockey.

1074
01:12:35,360 --> 01:12:37,954
Can I come back?

1075
01:12:38,029 --> 01:12:40,463
Take a seat.
We're running late.

1076
01:12:40,532 --> 01:12:43,125
- Let's go. We got a game to catch.
- (bus engine starts)

1077
01:12:43,200 --> 01:12:46,465
- (Russ) It's about time, Conway.
- (Others cheering)

1078
01:12:46,537 --> 01:12:48,595
- Welcome back, baby!
- Welcome back!

1079
01:12:48,671 --> 01:12:52,300
- Crank her up, Mr. Bus Man!
- Oh, man, you should have seen your face.

1080
01:12:52,375 --> 01:12:54,639
"Oh, Coach, I want to play two-way
hockey. Can I come back?"

1081
01:12:54,711 --> 01:12:57,110
- (whimpering) Ow!
- (laughing)

1082
01:12:57,179 --> 01:12:59,977
I almost missed you.

1083
01:13:00,048 --> 01:13:02,175
Coach, you mind if I have
a few words with your boys?

1084
01:13:02,251 --> 01:13:04,810
- And girls.
- Yes, of course.

1085
01:13:04,886 --> 01:13:07,946
- And girls.
- If you can make it quick, Dean. We're running late as it is.

1086
01:13:08,022 --> 01:13:10,820
I'm afraid this is important.

1087
01:13:10,892 --> 01:13:12,984
We have a board meeting
scheduled tomorrow,

1088
01:13:13,059 --> 01:13:16,290
and, well, you all
are on the agenda.

1089
01:13:16,363 --> 01:13:18,490
We have to think long-term here.

1090
01:13:18,565 --> 01:13:21,328
What's in your best interest.

1091
01:13:21,400 --> 01:13:23,493
Hard as it is for me personally,

1092
01:13:23,569 --> 01:13:27,664
because you kids have been a breath
of fresh air around here,

1093
01:13:27,739 --> 01:13:31,835
the board is going to approve
the withdrawal of your scholarships.

1094
01:13:31,910 --> 01:13:35,845
Now, you'll be welcome to stay
through the end of the semester,

1095
01:13:35,913 --> 01:13:38,040
but after that,
it will be necessary for you...

1096
01:13:38,115 --> 01:13:41,346
to enjoy other
educational opportunities.

1097
01:13:41,418 --> 01:13:44,147
- Dean, I need a word with you.
- I think I've said all I need to say.

1098
01:13:44,220 --> 01:13:46,711
No, now.

1099
01:13:46,789 --> 01:13:49,689
"Other educational opportunities"?

1100
01:13:49,758 --> 01:13:52,352
What's he saying, Russ?

1101
01:13:52,427 --> 01:13:55,328
I'll put it in terms
you can understand.

1102
01:13:55,397 --> 01:13:58,832
- <i>Adios, amigo.</i>
- (whispers) <i>"Adios, amigo."</i>

1103
01:13:58,899 --> 01:14:01,800
Oh. I see.

1104
01:14:04,104 --> 01:14:06,537
So that's it?
You're dumping 'em,just like that?

1105
01:14:06,606 --> 01:14:10,736
Coach, I'm sorry. Your team isn't performing,
and I've been under enormous pressure.

1106
01:14:10,810 --> 01:14:12,743
From whom?
The Alumni group?

1107
01:14:12,811 --> 01:14:17,009
- A bunch of aging pep clubbers?
- Ted, I'm trying to do you a favor.

1108
01:14:17,082 --> 01:14:19,846
With those kids gone,
you'll get to pick your own team.

1109
01:14:19,917 --> 01:14:22,351
Let's face it,
the Ducks are drowning.

1110
01:14:25,122 --> 01:14:29,683
I got my team.
Either they stay or I go.

1111
01:14:33,597 --> 01:14:35,587
We'll miss you, Ted.

1112
01:14:39,001 --> 01:14:42,732
- Why us? - 'Cause he's a slime.
- I know where that dude lives.

1113
01:14:42,805 --> 01:14:46,365
We're just pawns,
puppets for the stage show,

1114
01:14:46,441 --> 01:14:48,875
jesters to entertain the king,
barnacles on the bottom of--

1115
01:14:48,943 --> 01:14:52,776
- Shut up!
- Coach, is this legal?

1116
01:14:52,846 --> 01:14:54,939
I mean, don't we have
contracts or something?

1117
01:14:55,015 --> 01:14:57,609
I don't know what it is.

1118
01:14:57,684 --> 01:15:00,584
All I know is we're gonna fight it.

1119
01:15:00,653 --> 01:15:04,953
(Buckley clears throat)
Do I have a motion for reconsideration?

1120
01:15:05,024 --> 01:15:07,651
(Board members murmuring quietly)

1121
01:15:10,829 --> 01:15:15,288
I'm sorry, Coach, but unless there is
a motion from a board member...

1122
01:15:15,366 --> 01:15:18,563
and a second,
the decision must stand.

1123
01:15:18,636 --> 01:15:20,627
Told you not to worry.

1124
01:15:20,704 --> 01:15:23,638
You leave us no choice
but to bring in our attorney.

1125
01:15:23,706 --> 01:15:25,765
- (Varsity player) Please.
- (door opens)

1126
01:15:25,842 --> 01:15:28,640
(Board members murmuring)

1127
01:15:28,710 --> 01:15:30,769
Dean Buckley, members of the Board.

1128
01:15:30,846 --> 01:15:34,282
As counsel for Coach Orion...

1129
01:15:34,349 --> 01:15:36,816
and the freshman hockey team,

1130
01:15:36,884 --> 01:15:38,818
I'm here today to set forth
your legal options,

1131
01:15:38,886 --> 01:15:42,652
so that you may make the best possible
decision for all parties concerned.

1132
01:15:42,723 --> 01:15:46,158
Mr. Bombay, this isn't
a legal proceeding.

1133
01:15:46,226 --> 01:15:49,593
Not yet, but I can assure you
that it will be.

1134
01:15:52,398 --> 01:15:54,263
Do you mind?

1135
01:15:56,035 --> 01:15:58,299
These scholarships--

1136
01:15:58,370 --> 01:16:00,633
an offer--

1137
01:16:00,705 --> 01:16:04,971
became a binding contract upon
the signatures of the recipients...

1138
01:16:05,043 --> 01:16:07,977
and acceptance by the Ducks.

1139
01:16:08,045 --> 01:16:11,811
They cannot be voided except for cause
which, I guarantee you, you have none.

1140
01:16:11,882 --> 01:16:14,282
Should you decide to pursue
their cancellation,

1141
01:16:14,351 --> 01:16:16,318
I will slap you
with an injunction.

1142
01:16:16,385 --> 01:16:18,819
I will tie this matter up
in court for years,

1143
01:16:18,888 --> 01:16:22,323
until long after these kids
have gone on to college.

1144
01:16:22,390 --> 01:16:24,984
And I will collect damages.

1145
01:16:25,060 --> 01:16:27,187
I will win.

1146
01:16:28,430 --> 01:16:32,365
Because I am very, very good.

1147
01:16:34,101 --> 01:16:38,662
You know why I'm so good?
Because I had a good education.

1148
01:16:38,738 --> 01:16:40,831
You gave it to me.

1149
01:16:40,907 --> 01:16:44,001
And you're gonna give it
to these kids.

1150
01:16:44,077 --> 01:16:46,340
He is good.

1151
01:16:46,411 --> 01:16:49,005
just gettin' started.

1152
01:16:49,081 --> 01:16:51,641
Now some of you may be snobbish
enough to believe that...

1153
01:16:51,717 --> 01:16:54,651
these Ducks don't belong
at Eden Hall.

1154
01:16:54,719 --> 01:16:58,746
Let me tell you,
you are dead wrong.

1155
01:16:58,823 --> 01:17:01,848
These are remarkable young people.

1156
01:17:01,925 --> 01:17:04,416
You give them their full shot,

1157
01:17:04,494 --> 01:17:06,428
and I promise you
they will succeed.

1158
01:17:06,496 --> 01:17:10,864
Not only on the ice,
but in the classrooms as well.

1159
01:17:10,933 --> 01:17:15,665
These people are my friends,
and I know what they can do.

1160
01:17:18,940 --> 01:17:23,774
Accordingly, I demand that you
reinstate their scholarships,

1161
01:17:23,844 --> 01:17:27,439
for their benefit
and for your own.

1162
01:17:37,757 --> 01:17:40,122
(whispers)
This is ridiculous. Really.

1163
01:17:41,626 --> 01:17:43,856
What's going on, man?

1164
01:17:43,928 --> 01:17:47,124
(sighs)
I move that the scholarships...

1165
01:17:47,197 --> 01:17:50,030
be reinstated.

1166
01:17:52,136 --> 01:17:54,194
Is there a second?

1167
01:17:55,805 --> 01:17:57,739
All in favor?

1168
01:17:57,807 --> 01:17:59,707
We have no choice.

1169
01:18:02,310 --> 01:18:04,744
Scholarships reinstated.

1170
01:18:04,813 --> 01:18:08,909
(cheering)

1171
01:18:08,984 --> 01:18:13,079
- (cheering continues)
- For Hans, Charlie.

1172
01:18:13,154 --> 01:18:15,884
(jubilant whistling)

1173
01:18:17,690 --> 01:18:19,920
I've got some business in
Chicago, but I'll be back soon.

1174
01:18:19,993 --> 01:18:21,927
- If you need anything, give me a call.
- All right.

1175
01:18:21,995 --> 01:18:25,088
- Okay? I mean it.
- Yeah. Thanks again, Coach.

1176
01:18:25,164 --> 01:18:27,098
All right.

1177
01:18:27,166 --> 01:18:29,100
- See you later.
- See you.

1178
01:18:29,168 --> 01:18:32,102
- Hi, Charlie.
- Hey.

1179
01:18:32,170 --> 01:18:34,263
Listen, I'm sorry
I was such a jerk,

1180
01:18:34,338 --> 01:18:36,272
but I'm staying in school.

1181
01:18:36,340 --> 01:18:39,434
- And I still owe you that Coke.
- I'm just glad you're back.

1182
01:18:39,510 --> 01:18:42,603
Congratulations...
in destroying our school.

1183
01:18:42,679 --> 01:18:46,274
- Hey, look, it's our school too.
- It's everyone's school, you stupid jock.

1184
01:18:46,349 --> 01:18:49,283
No, it'll never be your school.
Don't you get it?

1185
01:18:49,351 --> 01:18:52,582
You're our own little affirmative action,
brought in for color to entertain us.

1186
01:18:52,655 --> 01:18:56,954
But you couldn't even do that. Your fancy
lawyer kept you in on a technicality,

1187
01:18:57,025 --> 01:18:59,926
- but you'll never belong.
- You'll never be anything more...

1188
01:18:59,994 --> 01:19:02,791
than a bunch of rejects
here on a free ride.

1189
01:19:02,863 --> 01:19:05,764
Free ride?
Look at you, rich boy!

1190
01:19:05,833 --> 01:19:08,165
Mummy and Daddy gave you
everything, huh?

1191
01:19:08,235 --> 01:19:10,169
Hey, J.V.-Varsity game's on Friday.

1192
01:19:10,236 --> 01:19:12,602
Then we'll show the whole school
what a joke you really are.

1193
01:19:12,672 --> 01:19:14,663
Then maybe you'll leave
on your own.

1194
01:19:14,740 --> 01:19:18,766
It'd be the only
honorable thing to do.

1195
01:19:18,844 --> 01:19:21,472
You know we're gonna hurt you.

1196
01:19:21,546 --> 01:19:26,278
(scoffs) Listen, you guys had
an unfair advantage last time.

1197
01:19:26,350 --> 01:19:28,944
You had one of us: Banksie.

1198
01:19:29,019 --> 01:19:33,148
Oh, well, keep him. He never had
the heart of a Warrior anyway.

1199
01:19:33,223 --> 01:19:35,953
Hey, Biff, one more thing.

1200
01:19:36,025 --> 01:19:40,325
After we beat you, the Warriors
die and the Ducks fly.

1201
01:19:40,396 --> 01:19:43,489
Hey, anything you say,
loser. Hmm?

1202
01:19:43,565 --> 01:19:45,795
(chuckles)
Jerks.

1203
01:19:45,868 --> 01:19:48,461
Good move, Russ.
Make 'em even madder.

1204
01:19:48,536 --> 01:19:50,800
Charlie, we gotta
do something, man.

1205
01:19:50,872 --> 01:19:54,205
Yeah, you're right.
We've gotta get to work.

1206
01:19:58,111 --> 01:20:00,045
Let's go, guys!
Pick it up!

1207
01:20:03,583 --> 01:20:05,550
All right, I've been doing
my homework on the varsity.

1208
01:20:05,618 --> 01:20:07,711
I'm not gonna lie to you,
they're good.

1209
01:20:07,786 --> 01:20:10,380
The way they wiped your faces in
the dirt last time was no fluke.

1210
01:20:10,456 --> 01:20:15,483
- So if you want your pride back, you better be willing to work.
- (all counting) One, two--

1211
01:20:15,560 --> 01:20:18,393
There's nothing glamorous about it. In
the pros, we call it blue-collar hockey.

1212
01:20:18,463 --> 01:20:21,226
Now there's one thing
the varsity does very well.

1213
01:20:21,298 --> 01:20:23,232
They're vultures around the net.

1214
01:20:23,300 --> 01:20:26,326
They pick up every piece
of loose trash.

1215
01:20:26,403 --> 01:20:29,530
That's how they beat you. Not with the
first shot; the second and the third.

1216
01:20:29,605 --> 01:20:33,234
They bang in the junk.
So if you wanna win,

1217
01:20:33,309 --> 01:20:36,402
you're gonna have
to pick up the trash.

1218
01:20:39,481 --> 01:20:41,574
Whew, man.

1219
01:20:42,816 --> 01:20:44,750
Have any cream cheese?

1220
01:20:44,818 --> 01:20:47,514
(Ducks, Orion chattering)
Let's go, let's go, let's go!

1221
01:20:47,588 --> 01:20:50,886
Come on! Who's that?
Who's that?

1222
01:20:50,957 --> 01:20:54,415
- Come on, come on!
- Clear the bagel out!

1223
01:20:54,494 --> 01:20:57,394
(Orion Chattering)
Who's there? Who's there?

1224
01:20:57,462 --> 01:20:59,225
Julie the Cat, nice save!
Here we go!

1225
01:20:59,298 --> 01:21:02,233
Get down, guys.
All right.

1226
01:21:02,301 --> 01:21:05,201
- (Ducks hooting)
- Come on! Throw that garbage in there!

1227
01:21:05,269 --> 01:21:08,568
(Ducks laughing, chattering)
Yes! Whoo!

1228
01:21:08,639 --> 01:21:11,574
(chattering continues)

1229
01:21:11,642 --> 01:21:13,768
(Julie) All right, looks like
this place is pretty clean.

1230
01:21:13,843 --> 01:21:15,572
(Charlie) Get up, get up!
Come on! On the net!

1231
01:21:15,645 --> 01:21:18,580
- The crease is yours! Let's go!
- (blows whistle)

1232
01:21:18,648 --> 01:21:20,740
Let's go!
Get over here!

1233
01:21:20,816 --> 01:21:22,875
Grab a knee!

1234
01:21:22,952 --> 01:21:26,217
You guys are not skating like Warriors!

1235
01:21:26,288 --> 01:21:28,482
(Averman mumbles)

1236
01:21:29,657 --> 01:21:31,750
You look like
something else.

1237
01:21:31,826 --> 01:21:34,454
Huh?

1238
01:21:38,298 --> 01:21:40,960
You look like Ducks.

1239
01:21:42,369 --> 01:21:44,768
- (Russ chuckles)
- Robertson.

1240
01:21:44,837 --> 01:21:48,432
(Ducks cheering, shouting)

1241
01:21:48,507 --> 01:21:52,101
(Goldberg hooting)
All right! Check it out!

1242
01:21:52,177 --> 01:21:54,338
(chanting)
Quack, quack, quack, quack.

1243
01:21:54,412 --> 01:21:58,347
Quack, quack, quack, quack.
Quack, quack, quack, quack.

1244
01:21:58,415 --> 01:22:01,680
Quack, quack, quack, quack.
Quack, quack, quack, quack.

1245
01:22:01,752 --> 01:22:06,347
(chanting fades) Quack, quack, quack,
quack. Quack, quack, quack, quack.

1246
01:22:07,490 --> 01:22:10,618
- Buckley. Good to see you.
- Tom.

1247
01:22:10,693 --> 01:22:13,184
(Announcer) Fasten your seat belts
and hold onto your hats, everyone.

1248
01:22:13,263 --> 01:22:16,026
Oh, do we have a special showdown for you.

1249
01:22:16,098 --> 01:22:18,931
David versus Goliath
in a titanic grudge match.

1250
01:22:19,001 --> 01:22:23,369
The winner can truly say that
he is the symbol of Eden Hall.

1251
01:22:28,009 --> 01:22:31,136
Tonight the Eden Hall varsity Warriors do
battle with the Eden Hall freshman Ducks.

1252
01:22:31,211 --> 01:22:33,145
That's right, folks,
look at those uniforms.

1253
01:22:33,213 --> 01:22:37,205
The sign of the Duck is here
at Eden Hall for at least one night.

1254
01:22:37,283 --> 01:22:39,717
This is for Hans.

1255
01:22:42,788 --> 01:22:46,279
(crowd clapping, cheering)

1256
01:22:59,568 --> 01:23:03,402
It appears they're paying homage to
their departed friend and mentor, Hans.

1257
01:23:03,472 --> 01:23:06,305
The touching of the ice is
a Norwegian symbol of respect.

1258
01:23:08,410 --> 01:23:11,573
They don't belong on our ice.
They don't belong in our school.

1259
01:23:11,646 --> 01:23:15,172
- Now show 'em why. Let's go, gentlemen!
- (Varsity Shout Agreement)

1260
01:23:15,249 --> 01:23:19,515
All right, let's go hunting for
goose eggs, huh? Come on, hands in.

1261
01:23:19,586 --> 01:23:21,520
On three...

1262
01:23:21,588 --> 01:23:23,885
"Quack."

1263
01:23:25,325 --> 01:23:27,418
One, two, three.

1264
01:23:27,493 --> 01:23:29,654
Quack, quack, quack, quack!

1265
01:23:29,729 --> 01:23:33,494
Quack, quack, quack, quack!
Quack, quack, quack, quack!

1266
01:23:33,565 --> 01:23:37,864
Quack, quack, quack, quack!
Quack, quack, quack, quack!

1267
01:23:37,935 --> 01:23:41,371
(crowd continues quacking)

1268
01:23:41,439 --> 01:23:45,374
- (quacking continues)
- The Ducks, Tom. Quack, quack.

1269
01:23:45,442 --> 01:23:47,876
Go, Ducks!

1270
01:23:47,944 --> 01:23:51,004
- Come on now!
- (Players hoot, crowd cheering)

1271
01:23:51,081 --> 01:23:56,575
- (cheering continues)
- All right!

1272
01:23:59,455 --> 01:24:01,945
Bring it on!

1273
01:24:03,157 --> 01:24:06,058
You're gonna wish like hell
you stuck with us.

1274
01:24:06,127 --> 01:24:07,526
Save the trash talk.

1275
01:24:11,965 --> 01:24:14,229
Okay, boys, let's go.
Sticks on the ice.

1276
01:24:14,301 --> 01:24:18,293
(Announcer) The puck is dropped, and
here we go. Ooh, Varsity comes out hard.

1277
01:24:19,638 --> 01:24:22,232
(grunting)

1278
01:24:22,308 --> 01:24:26,266
(Announcer)
Ooh! Big save byJulie the Cat!

1279
01:24:26,344 --> 01:24:29,336
At this rate, it's gonna take a miracle
for the Ducks to hang on.

1280
01:24:35,152 --> 01:24:38,588
Goldberg, spectacular toe save,
as the Ducks are playing real defense.

1281
01:24:38,655 --> 01:24:40,212
- (Julie) Get off of me!
- (whistle blows)

1282
01:24:40,289 --> 01:24:43,520
Ooh! Good one!
Yeah!

1283
01:24:45,328 --> 01:24:47,625
- Fulton, change it!
- Let's go!

1284
01:24:47,696 --> 01:24:50,062
All right!
Go,Julie!

1285
01:24:53,468 --> 01:24:57,233
- Why'd you come back?
- Unfinished business.

1286
01:24:57,304 --> 01:24:59,272
We'll finish it for you.

1287
01:24:59,340 --> 01:25:01,967
- (grunts)
- Go!

1288
01:25:16,822 --> 01:25:19,688
- I'm gonna stand you up!
- (crowd groans)

1289
01:25:29,833 --> 01:25:32,460
(Announcer)
Warriors are swarming.

1290
01:25:32,535 --> 01:25:37,302
Gaffney comes up big again!
Conway gets the rebound...

1291
01:25:37,373 --> 01:25:39,307
and ices the puck.

1292
01:25:39,375 --> 01:25:43,572
I don't know how much longer
these Ducks can hang on.

1293
01:25:48,515 --> 01:25:50,574
Way to hang tough.

1294
01:25:52,386 --> 01:25:55,786
These guys keep charging.
What are we gonna do here?

1295
01:25:55,855 --> 01:25:58,983
We gotta stand up to them.
Play a little defense.

1296
01:25:59,058 --> 01:26:00,992
All right?
Let's go!

1297
01:26:01,060 --> 01:26:04,722
(crowd cheering)

1298
01:26:11,235 --> 01:26:13,328
Clear the puck!
Come on!

1299
01:26:13,404 --> 01:26:15,372
Clear the puck!
Get with it, defense!

1300
01:26:15,439 --> 01:26:17,634
(Announcer) It's Goldberg,
Germaine and Averman.

1301
01:26:17,708 --> 01:26:20,676
Everyone's getting into the act now. They're
clearing out the garbage in front of the net.

1302
01:26:20,743 --> 01:26:24,770
- Good get!
- They aren't gonna allow any cheap goals tonight.

1303
01:26:28,450 --> 01:26:33,386
First shot on the varsity goalie.
Save! Ah, he came up big.

1304
01:26:41,595 --> 01:26:43,563
(Duck grunts)

1305
01:26:50,302 --> 01:26:54,033
- (crowd gasps)
- Ooh, close one.

1306
01:26:54,106 --> 01:26:57,199
- (Goldberg) Nice save, Catlady.
- Thanks, Goldberg.

1307
01:26:57,275 --> 01:27:00,244
Just pickin' up the trash.

1308
01:27:00,311 --> 01:27:03,212
- (buzzer sounds)
- Let's go! Come on, come on!

1309
01:27:03,281 --> 01:27:04,645
(Connie) Come on, guys!
Pick it up, pick it up!

1310
01:27:08,118 --> 01:27:11,315
Pick up the hitting now!

1311
01:27:22,464 --> 01:27:25,524
(Announcer)
Well, if you can't beat 'em, beat 'em.

1312
01:27:25,600 --> 01:27:29,194
That seems to be Wilson's message because
the Varsity is really nailing the Ducks now.

1313
01:27:29,270 --> 01:27:30,828
Come on!

1314
01:27:35,141 --> 01:27:38,235
- Whoa!
- Come on!

1315
01:27:38,311 --> 01:27:40,541
(grunting)

1316
01:27:44,149 --> 01:27:46,117
- (hits glass)
- What?

1317
01:27:46,184 --> 01:27:47,913
It's a game of hitting,
game of hitting. Come on.

1318
01:27:47,986 --> 01:27:49,010
- Come on!
- Let's go!

1319
01:27:52,690 --> 01:27:54,658
- (groans)
- (chuckles)

1320
01:27:54,725 --> 01:27:56,989
Now I resent that.

1321
01:27:59,029 --> 01:28:01,463
- (Ducks, crowd gasp)
- (Tom laughing)

1322
01:28:01,531 --> 01:28:03,465
Whoa, Les Averman just got levelled.
He must be seeing stars.

1323
01:28:03,533 --> 01:28:07,491
- Oh, my God.
- Ah, it's so pretty up there.

1324
01:28:07,570 --> 01:28:09,834
- Way to stand strong, buddy.
- Hi, Coach.

1325
01:28:09,905 --> 01:28:14,170
- Okay, son. Come on, have a seat.
- Keep hitting, they'll break.

1326
01:28:14,242 --> 01:28:16,938
Watch yourselves, Ducks.
They're head-hunting, huh?

1327
01:28:17,011 --> 01:28:19,946
- Fulton, Goldberg, change it up!
- Go get 'em!

1328
01:28:20,014 --> 01:28:22,413
Orion sends out Fulton and their
new defensive weapon, Goldberg.

1329
01:28:33,192 --> 01:28:34,750
Oh, no.

1330
01:28:38,530 --> 01:28:40,964
- (grunts)
- (whistle blows)

1331
01:28:41,032 --> 01:28:44,626
Huge save by Gaffney. She got caught out
of the net, but she scrambled back in...

1332
01:28:44,702 --> 01:28:46,636
just in the nick of time.

1333
01:28:46,704 --> 01:28:49,730
- Nice save,Julie the Cat!
- She's an "A" student too.

1334
01:28:56,379 --> 01:28:58,472
- (grunts)
- (crowd groaning)

1335
01:28:58,547 --> 01:29:02,313
Come on!
Well, blow something, ref! Come on!

1336
01:29:02,384 --> 01:29:05,319
Oh, now this is getting out of hand. Guy Germaine
just took a vicious check into the boards.

1337
01:29:05,387 --> 01:29:07,354
He's down, and he's not getting up.

1338
01:29:07,421 --> 01:29:09,981
- (blowing whistle) Let's go.
- You'll be all right, partner.

1339
01:29:10,057 --> 01:29:11,649
- (groans)
- You're okay. You're okay.

1340
01:29:11,726 --> 01:29:15,525
- (crowd murmuring)
- (Trainer) Okay.

1341
01:29:15,595 --> 01:29:18,325
Okay, Guy,just stay down
there for a second.

1342
01:29:18,398 --> 01:29:20,457
Oh, my--

1343
01:29:20,533 --> 01:29:22,500
It's okay. Back up, guys.
Give him some room.

1344
01:29:22,568 --> 01:29:25,298
- You okay?
- I'm okay. Here, I can skate.

1345
01:29:25,371 --> 01:29:27,896
- (Varsity chuckling, chattering)
- That's hockey.

1346
01:29:30,108 --> 01:29:33,202
(Goldberg) You're all right, Guy.
You'll get 'em back. Yeah.

1347
01:29:48,924 --> 01:29:52,859
- Get him, get him!
- (Announcer) Conway on the breakaway! He's all alone!

1348
01:29:52,927 --> 01:29:55,225
- (crowd cheering)
- Come on, Charlie.

1349
01:29:57,399 --> 01:29:59,196
(buzzer sounds)

1350
01:29:59,267 --> 01:30:02,235
- Oh, beat by the buzzer.
- (whistle blows)

1351
01:30:02,302 --> 01:30:05,169
(Announcer) Two periods done,
it's still no score.

1352
01:30:05,239 --> 01:30:07,331
You really gotta wonder how much longer
the freshman can take this pounding.

1353
01:30:07,407 --> 01:30:11,002
Okay, and now, it's a great
pleasure to introduce...

1354
01:30:11,077 --> 01:30:13,341
our special, surprise,
in-between-period guest,

1355
01:30:13,413 --> 01:30:16,347
from the Anaheim Mighty Ducks and visiting
friends in the Twin Cities area,

1356
01:30:16,415 --> 01:30:18,349
NHL sensation Paul Kariya.

1357
01:30:18,417 --> 01:30:21,181
- Paul, thanks for being here.
- Thanks, Josh. It's great to be in Minnesota.

1358
01:30:21,253 --> 01:30:23,516
So what do you think
of the game so far?

1359
01:30:23,587 --> 01:30:25,214
The Ducks are playing their hearts out,
but they've got to find a way to score.

1360
01:30:25,289 --> 01:30:28,087
Yeah, it's gonna be tough.
This varsity team is big and brutal.

1361
01:30:28,159 --> 01:30:30,093
Size isn't everything
in hockey, Josh.

1362
01:30:30,161 --> 01:30:32,094
The Ducks have the speed
and the determination.

1363
01:30:32,162 --> 01:30:34,858
- It's gonna be quite a third period.
- Good point, Paul.

1364
01:30:34,931 --> 01:30:36,728
So what do you think Coach Orion's
saying in the locker room?

1365
01:30:36,966 --> 01:30:39,195
You're playing hard.
I'm proud of you guys.

1366
01:30:39,268 --> 01:30:41,202
- They're cheap-shotting us to death, Coach.
- I know they are.

1367
01:30:41,270 --> 01:30:44,728
- I know they are.
- It's gonna take a miracle for us to hold on.

1368
01:30:44,807 --> 01:30:46,933
"Dean Portman is awarded a full...

1369
01:30:47,008 --> 01:30:50,444
athletic and academic scholarship
to the Eden Hall Academy. "

1370
01:30:50,511 --> 01:30:52,445
I had this lying around
the house in Chicago.

1371
01:30:52,513 --> 01:30:54,446
My attorney thought I should sign it.
I agreed.

1372
01:30:54,514 --> 01:30:56,573
It's official, boys!
I'm back!

1373
01:30:56,650 --> 01:31:00,108
(cheering)

1374
01:31:00,187 --> 01:31:02,120
Bombay.

1375
01:31:02,188 --> 01:31:04,281
(cheering continues)

1376
01:31:04,356 --> 01:31:06,119
Let's go dance on their skulls!

1377
01:31:06,192 --> 01:31:08,785
Here we go into the third period
of a well fought battle.

1378
01:31:08,860 --> 01:31:12,626
Oh, look, here come the Ducks. Hey,
wait a second. Isn't that Dean Portman?

1379
01:31:12,697 --> 01:31:14,631
Hey, it looks like the
other Bash Brother is back,

1380
01:31:14,699 --> 01:31:18,134
and he's brought the Ducks
a renewed spirit.

1381
01:31:18,202 --> 01:31:22,935
(crowd cheering)

1382
01:31:23,006 --> 01:31:26,805
Dean Portman hasn't skated for awhile, but
he's known more for his enforcer skills.

1383
01:31:26,876 --> 01:31:29,140
Who is that kid?
He can't play.

1384
01:31:29,212 --> 01:31:32,442
The kid's got a contract, Tom.
My hands are tied.

1385
01:31:32,514 --> 01:31:36,109
(Laughs) Look, it's the other
Bash Brother.

1386
01:31:36,184 --> 01:31:38,482
Ooh, I'm really shakin' now.

1387
01:31:38,553 --> 01:31:41,817
So you're the big enforcer, huh?
It's nice to meet you.

1388
01:31:41,889 --> 01:31:44,221
- You know, we got something in common--
- Shut up!

1389
01:31:45,726 --> 01:31:51,288
- Let's play hockey.
- (Laughs) Whatever you say, sunshine.

1390
01:31:51,364 --> 01:31:53,264
Gentlemen, let's have
a good period of hockey.

1391
01:31:56,235 --> 01:31:58,760
Let's see what you got,
Bash Brother.

1392
01:31:58,837 --> 01:32:01,635
- (laughing)
- (growling)

1393
01:32:01,707 --> 01:32:04,971
- (Cole yelling)
- Oh, my! What a hit!

1394
01:32:05,042 --> 01:32:08,808
(continues yelling, gGrunts)

1395
01:32:08,880 --> 01:32:11,177
- (Connie gasping)
- (crowd cheering)

1396
01:32:11,248 --> 01:32:13,045
Come on, Wilson!
Get--

1397
01:32:14,551 --> 01:32:18,213
(Portman chuckling)

1398
01:32:22,424 --> 01:32:24,483
Now that's clearing the garbage.

1399
01:32:24,560 --> 01:32:26,584
Hey, man, we're just
getting warmed up.

1400
01:32:28,563 --> 01:32:32,329
(Portman chuckling) Oh, yeah, you like
that, huh? Come on, here you go.

1401
01:32:32,400 --> 01:32:36,165
(Josh) Ladies and gentlemen,
the Bash Brothers are here to stay.

1402
01:32:36,236 --> 01:32:38,500
(grunting)

1403
01:32:38,572 --> 01:32:41,870
(laughing)
Yeah! Whoo!

1404
01:32:41,941 --> 01:32:45,638
This is more like it. The Ducks
are finally starting to dish it out.

1405
01:32:45,711 --> 01:32:48,178
Look at Portman, Fulton
and Goldberg!

1406
01:32:48,246 --> 01:32:50,976
Oh, the Bash Brothers
are really going to town.

1407
01:32:51,049 --> 01:32:54,382
(Ducks grunting, laughing)
Yeah!

1408
01:32:54,452 --> 01:32:57,852
- It's a legal check.
- All right, you guys, work!

1409
01:32:57,922 --> 01:33:01,824
- (Ducks hooting)
- (crowd cheering)

1410
01:33:04,427 --> 01:33:06,361
- Here come the Ducks on a break.
- (Averman) Pass it, Guy!

1411
01:33:06,429 --> 01:33:08,363
(Josh)
Germaine passes to Averman.

1412
01:33:08,431 --> 01:33:13,800
- Averman fakes, tosses back to Mendoza! Shoots! Saves!
- Oh, no, not again!

1413
01:33:19,774 --> 01:33:23,301
- All right, change it up!
- (Duck) Let's go, let's go! Come on, hurry, hurry, hurry!

1414
01:33:25,813 --> 01:33:28,747
- (groans) Ah, come on!
- (whistle blows)

1415
01:33:28,815 --> 01:33:33,218
- Get up, man. Get up. I didn't do anything--
- 21 white, two minutes, hooking.

1416
01:33:33,286 --> 01:33:36,186
- Come on, ref!
- What kind of call was that?

1417
01:33:36,255 --> 01:33:37,381
- Give me a break. I didn't do anything.
- Let's go, son.

1418
01:33:37,456 --> 01:33:40,186
- That's a dive!
- Come on, ref!

1419
01:33:40,259 --> 01:33:42,226
(crowd booing)

1420
01:33:42,293 --> 01:33:45,091
All right then, do you want to see a
penalty? I'll show you a real penalty.

1421
01:33:45,163 --> 01:33:47,097
Get outta my face, man.
What the--

1422
01:33:47,165 --> 01:33:49,758
Ref, give me a break.
That's a dive.

1423
01:33:49,833 --> 01:33:51,858
What are you talking about?
Oh, please.

1424
01:33:52,870 --> 01:33:55,930
Yeah!

1425
01:33:56,006 --> 01:33:59,964
(shouting wildly)

1426
01:34:01,978 --> 01:34:04,741
- (Continues Shouting)
- <i>♪ (Band Playing "Born To Be Wild") ♪</i>

1427
01:34:04,813 --> 01:34:09,113
- Shake it all up, baby!
- Hubba, hubba, hubba!

1428
01:34:09,184 --> 01:34:13,210
- (Continues Shouting)
- <i>♪ (Continues) ♪</i>

1429
01:34:13,287 --> 01:34:17,383
Charlie, don't give up, man!
They ain't that tough! (Shrieks)

1430
01:34:17,458 --> 01:34:20,255
(Portman Continues Yelling)

1431
01:34:20,326 --> 01:34:22,260
(Josh) This is insanity.
Dean Portman is--

1432
01:34:22,328 --> 01:34:24,660
He's stripping in the penalty box!

1433
01:34:24,731 --> 01:34:28,564
Oh, he has really got this crowd--
especially the ladies-- going.

1434
01:34:28,634 --> 01:34:30,067
Yeah!

1436
01:34:35,039 --> 01:34:38,634
- Yeah!
- He's taking a dance class, Tom.

1437
01:34:38,709 --> 01:34:41,678
- Change it.
- Let's go, guys. Come on.

1438
01:34:41,746 --> 01:34:44,339
- Too many men, ref! Too many men!
- Too many!

1439
01:34:44,414 --> 01:34:47,178
- White,you got a bench.
- (Orion shouting)

1440
01:34:47,250 --> 01:34:49,775
- Bench minor. Too many men on the ice.
- All right, Luis!

1441
01:34:49,853 --> 01:34:51,581
- (Ref) Put a man in the box.
- (cheering)

1442
01:34:51,654 --> 01:34:54,282
- Luis, back on the bench! Wu, go to the box!
- (Josh) Oh, this is bad, folks.

1443
01:34:54,356 --> 01:34:56,449
Ken Wu jumped off the bench
a little too early,

1444
01:34:56,525 --> 01:34:59,288
- and now the Ducks will have to skate two men down.
- All right, time out!

1445
01:34:59,360 --> 01:35:00,952
- Time out!
- (whistle blows)

1446
01:35:01,029 --> 01:35:04,089
Five on three.
We're never gonna make it.

1447
01:35:04,165 --> 01:35:07,622
It's cool little Bash Brother. We can
hold 'em, man. Don't give up. Let's go.

1448
01:35:07,701 --> 01:35:10,465
Come on, bring it in.
Now, listen to me.

1449
01:35:10,537 --> 01:35:15,303
The pressure is all on them.
All we gotta do is hold our ground.

1450
01:35:15,374 --> 01:35:18,810
Okay, Conway, Banks and Goldberg,

1451
01:35:18,878 --> 01:35:21,641
- I'm going with you.
- Me, Coach?

1452
01:35:21,713 --> 01:35:23,977
You, Goldberg.
You earned your spot out there.

1453
01:35:24,049 --> 01:35:26,483
Okay, Ducks?
Here we go! Come on!

1454
01:35:26,551 --> 01:35:28,984
(Ducks chattering)
You can do it! You can do it!

1455
01:35:29,053 --> 01:35:31,317
Put it in, Guy.

1456
01:35:31,388 --> 01:35:33,322
Hey, Charlie...

1457
01:35:33,390 --> 01:35:35,654
we're really backed
into a corner here.

1458
01:35:35,726 --> 01:35:38,853
- We hold them for two minutes, we got ourselves a tie.
- We're up to it, Coach.

1459
01:35:38,928 --> 01:35:41,692
I know you are,
but you deserve to win.

1460
01:35:41,764 --> 01:35:45,324
Not careless,
but not too careful either.

1461
01:35:45,400 --> 01:35:48,164
- (exhales)
- If you see your shot, take it.

1462
01:35:48,236 --> 01:35:50,932
Make sure it counts.

1463
01:35:54,775 --> 01:35:57,005
Go get 'em, Captain.

1464
01:35:57,078 --> 01:35:58,977
(Josh) Five on three
for two minutes, and here we go.

1465
01:36:09,555 --> 01:36:11,819
Oh, no! Open net!

1466
01:36:19,230 --> 01:36:21,130
Goldberg clears it out of the zone.

1467
01:36:30,072 --> 01:36:32,336
(Orion) Make him make
the first move, Conway.

1468
01:36:32,408 --> 01:36:36,037
(Josh) Conway and Riley,
the two captains, are one-on-one!

1469
01:36:36,112 --> 01:36:38,238
(Charlie) Come on, try and take me,
try and take me. Come on.

1470
01:36:38,313 --> 01:36:40,338
Whoa!

1471
01:36:40,415 --> 01:36:42,679
That's what I'm talking about!

1472
01:36:47,921 --> 01:36:51,857
(Josh) Riley goes down and Conway
has the puck with a chance to win it.

1473
01:36:51,925 --> 01:36:55,860
Here he comes! A breakaway!
Ten seconds left!

1474
01:37:14,311 --> 01:37:17,370
He beats two men!
He's all alone! He--

1475
01:37:17,447 --> 01:37:19,881
He passes back to...

1476
01:37:22,851 --> 01:37:24,978
- Goldberg?
- (whimpers)

1477
01:37:26,121 --> 01:37:28,919
(whimpering)

1478
01:37:28,991 --> 01:37:31,515
- Shoot, Goldberg!
- Shoot, Goldberg!

1479
01:37:39,299 --> 01:37:41,893
(siren blares)

1480
01:37:41,968 --> 01:37:45,233
(cheering)

1481
01:37:45,305 --> 01:37:48,967
- Ducks win!
- All right!

1482
01:37:49,041 --> 01:37:52,135
- Man!
- (crowd continues cheering)

1483
01:37:52,211 --> 01:37:53,609
(both laughing)
Yeah!

1484
01:37:53,678 --> 01:37:55,612
- Goldberg?
- Goldberg?

1485
01:37:55,680 --> 01:37:58,308
- Goldberg! Goldberg!
- Goldberg! Yeah!

1486
01:38:01,852 --> 01:38:05,618
Goldberg!
Goldie, I knew you could do it.

1487
01:38:05,689 --> 01:38:09,488
- Don't ever do that to me again.
- Goldberg, you scored. We win!

1488
01:38:09,559 --> 01:38:12,119
(chattering, cheering)

1489
01:38:12,195 --> 01:38:14,322
- (Goldberg) We win!
- Good game.

1490
01:38:14,397 --> 01:38:15,455
- Hey, thanks.
- We'll get you next time.

1491
01:38:15,531 --> 01:38:17,464
- Thank you, Coach.
- All right.

1492
01:38:17,532 --> 01:38:20,592
- Hell of a pass, Captain.
- Thanks, Coach.

1493
01:38:26,340 --> 01:38:29,707
- Great game, Gaffney.
- Thanks, Scooter.

1494
01:38:31,045 --> 01:38:36,209
(shouting, hooting)

1495
01:38:40,052 --> 01:38:42,646
Hey, sorry.
Our little secret.

1496
01:38:42,721 --> 01:38:44,621
Yeah.

1497
01:38:46,891 --> 01:38:48,984
(laughing)

1498
01:38:49,060 --> 01:38:52,325
I'm proud of you, Charlie.

1499
01:38:52,396 --> 01:38:54,795
I love you, Mom.

1500
01:38:57,901 --> 01:39:01,428
Go have fun.

1501
01:39:16,651 --> 01:39:18,641
Hey, guys! Guys!

1502
01:39:18,719 --> 01:39:21,483
- Hey, look what Bombay did!
- Guys, look!

1503
01:39:21,555 --> 01:39:24,854
(crowd gasping)

1504
01:39:24,925 --> 01:39:29,759
(Dwayne) All right! Eden Hall
Mighty Ducks! Whoo-hoo!

1505
01:39:29,829 --> 01:39:32,820
- (crowd quacking)
- It's Bombay. Yeah.

1506
01:39:32,898 --> 01:39:34,832
(crowd continues quacking)

1507
01:39:34,900 --> 01:39:38,097
- Quack.
- (softly) Quack.

1508
01:39:38,170 --> 01:39:43,505
(crowd continues quacking)

1509
01:39:44,675 --> 01:39:46,609
Charlie.

1510
01:39:46,677 --> 01:39:48,769
Thank you.

1511
01:42:10,435 --> 01:42:14,370
<i>♪ It's the changing
of the guard ♪</i>

1512
01:42:14,438 --> 01:42:18,374
<i>♪ It's the marching
to the drum ♪</i>

1513
01:42:18,442 --> 01:42:22,537
<i>♪ To the beating
of our hearts ♪</i>

1514
01:42:22,612 --> 01:42:26,048
<i>♪ Here we come ♪</i>

1515
01:42:33,955 --> 01:42:38,391
<i>♪ Past farm and fields ♪</i>

1516
01:42:38,459 --> 01:42:42,225
<i>♪ Mile by mile ♪</i>

1517
01:42:42,296 --> 01:42:45,731
<i>♪ With a sword and shields ♪</i>

1518
01:42:45,799 --> 01:42:50,236
<i>♪ Lord, we're
the rank and file ♪</i>

1519
01:42:50,303 --> 01:42:53,738
<i>♪ We have come to visit ♪</i>

1520
01:42:53,806 --> 01:42:58,243
<i>♪ Yes, we have come to call ♪</i>

1521
01:42:58,310 --> 01:43:01,745
<i>♪ We've come to see ♪</i>

1522
01:43:01,813 --> 01:43:05,749
<i>♪ Your empire fall ♪</i>

1523
01:43:05,817 --> 01:43:09,582
<i>♪ It's the changing
of the guard ♪</i>

1524
01:43:09,653 --> 01:43:13,589
<i>♪ It's the marching
to the drum ♪</i>

1525
01:43:13,657 --> 01:43:17,592
<i>♪ To the beating
of our hearts ♪</i>

1526
01:43:17,660 --> 01:43:21,756
<i>♪ Here, here we come ♪</i>

1527
01:43:21,831 --> 01:43:25,596
<i>♪ It's the changing
of the guard ♪</i>

1528
01:43:25,667 --> 01:43:28,602
<i>♪ It's the marching
to the drum ♪</i>