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Everyone is born.
But not everyone is born the same.
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Some will grow to be butchers,
or bakers or candlestick makers.
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Some will only be good
at making Jell-O salad.
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But every human being is unique,
for better or for worse.
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Most parents think their children
are the most beautiful things alive.
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- Others are less emotional.
- What a waste of time.
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- $9.25 for a bar of soap!
- I had to take a shower.
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$5,000! I'm not paying it!
They can't repossess the kid!
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- There's no way out.
- Make a U-turn.
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Harry!
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Harry and Zinnia Wormwood
lived in a very nice neighborhood.
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But they were not nice people.
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Get out of the street, you dodos!
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The Wormwoods were so busy,
they forgot they had a daughter.
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If they had paid her any attention,
they'd have seen she was special.
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Oh, my gosh! Matilda!
Now look what you did!
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You're supposed to eat the spinach!
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Babies...
You're better off raising tomatoes!
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At two, Matilda had already
learned how to take care of herself.
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As time went by,
she developed a sense of style.
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Every morning,
Matilda's brother went to school.
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Her father went to work.
selling used cars for unfair prices.
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- Her mother took off to play Bingo.
- Soup's on the stove...
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Matilda was left alone.
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That was how she liked it.
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At four. she had read
every magazine in the house.
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One night, she asked her father for
something she desperately wanted.
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- A book? Why do you want a book?
- To read.
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Why would you want to read,
when the television is right there?
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- You get more out of watching TV.
- Get out of the way.
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Matilda already knew
she was different from her family.
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She saw that whatever she needed.
she'd have to get herself.
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There's fish fingers
in the microwave.
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There's fish fingers
in the microwave.
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The next morning,
Matilda set off in search of a book.
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- Where are the children's books?
- In that room.
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- Would you like me to pick out one?
- No, thank you. I can manage.
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From then on, every day,
Matilda walked to the library.
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She devoured one book after another.
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When she finished all the children's
books. she searched for others.
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Mrs. Phelps, who had been
watching her with fascination, -
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- offered Matilda some information.
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You can have your own library card,
and take books home.
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- You can take as many as you like.
- That would be wonderful.
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Matilda's strong mind continued
to grow, nurtured by the authors -
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- who had sent their books out into
the world, like ships onto the sea.
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The books gave Matilda a comforting
message: You are not alone.
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Did any packages come today?
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- Where did all this come from?
- The library.
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- The library? You're only four!
- 6...
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Then you'd be in school already.
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I was supposed to start school
in September. You wouldn't listen.
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Get up.
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Give me that book!
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- How old is Matilda?
- Four.
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- I'm 6... I was six in August.
- You're a liar.
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- I want to go to school.
- Who'd sign for the packages?
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We can't leave valuable packages
on the doorstep. Go watch TV.
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- There's something wrong with her.
- Tell me about it.
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Hey, dipface! Have a marshmallow.
Have another!
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Dipface!
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Matilda longed for a friend,
like the kind people in her books.
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It occurred to her that
talking dragons and princesses -
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- might exist only in story books.
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But she was about to discover she
had a strength she didn't know of.
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But she was about to discover she
had a strength she didn't know of.
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I'm great! I'm incredible!
Michael, pencil and paper.
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- Did we sell some cars today?
- Did we!
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- Can I get that new TV?
- Yeah!
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It's time you learned the family
business. Write this down.
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The first car I sold cost $320.
I sold it for $1.158.
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The second one cost $512.
I sold it for $2.269!
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- You're going too fast.
- Just write. The third cost $68.
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I sold it for $999.
The fourth cost $1.100.
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I sold it for
7,839 big American boffos!
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- What was my profit for the day?
- $10.265.
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Check it if you don't believe me.
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- You saw the paper.
- From all the way over here?
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Are you being smart with me?
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- If you are, you'll be punished.
- Punished for being smart?
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When a person is bad, that person
has to be taught a lesson.
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- Person?
- Get up!
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Harry had unintentionally given
his daughter some practical advice.
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He meant to say, "child".
Instead, he said, "person".
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Thereby, he introduced the idea that
children could punish their parents.
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Only when they deserved it,
of course.
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Michael, come into my room!
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- What?
- I'll take you to work today, okay?
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- I don't know. What do you think?
- I think appearance is important.
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People don't buy a car. They buy me.
So I take pride in my appearance.
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Well-oiled hair. clean shave...
Get ready for a big day of learning.
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There's a sucker born every minute.
We'll take them for all they've got.
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- Give me the cookies.
- Here.
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Okay, my boy! Heir to the throne!
Today we diddle the customers.
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What are you looking at?
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- Lovekins, where's my breakfast?
- Here we are, my heartstrings...
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Snickerdoodle.
what did you do to your hair?
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My hair?
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Give me those things.
Get in the car.
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Get in.
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Dirty dealings, like buying
stolen car parts, never stay secret.
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Especially when the FBI
gets involved.
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- 9:17. Subject exits domicile.
- I've got 9:18.
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9:17 is correct.
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- One day, all this will be yours.
- This?
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See this junker? I paid $100 for it.
She's got 120,000 miles on her.
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Transmission's shot.
bumpers are falling off...
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What do I do with her?
I sell her!
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We should weld these bumpers on,
but that takes time and money.
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So we use Super Super Glue instead.
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- Go ahead. Put it on there.
- Won't it fall off?
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- Isn't that dangerous?
- Not to me. Okay? Transmission!
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The sawdust lets the engine run
sweet as a nut. for a few miles.
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- Daddy, that's cheating.
- Nobody ever got rich being honest.
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20 years ago, we could turn
the numbers back by hand.
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But the Feds like to test the
ingenuity of American businessmen.
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Two-directional drill. If you run it
backwards, the numbers go down.
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Cool!
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- Daddy, you're a crook.
- What?
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- This is illegal.
- Here, keep drilling.
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- Do you make money?
- Don't people need good cars?
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Can't you sell good cars?
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I'm smart, you're dumb.
I'm right, you're wrong!
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There's nothing you can do about it.
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Harry, I won!
I hit the double bingo!
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I'm taking you all to Cafe Le Ritz!
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Let me see the money!
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Your hair looks awful!
I hope they'll let you in.
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- Here's your hat, Daddy.
- Get in the car.
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- How much?
- It's for me to know.
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- You never take us out.
- I took you to The Flipper.
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- There was a comb in the soup.
- Oh, yeah! I like that joint.
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- This way, please.
- Harry, take your hat off.
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- I can't.
- You can't wear a hat inside.
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- I can't take it off.
- Nobody cares about your hair.
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I can't get it off.
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I'm gonna get this hat off.
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I think your head swelled up.
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- You're pulling the skin!
- You're such a baby!
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- The fibers are fused to the head!
- What's that supposed to mean?
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I will not be a figure of ridicule!
I want respect!
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I still don't see
how you glued your hat on, Harry.
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I did not glue my hat to my head!
The fibers fused to my hair!
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Baby, wait a minute!
I'm getting it now.
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Oh, my God!
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From now on, this family does
exactly what I say, when I say it!
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Here's your hat.
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Right now, we are eating dinner
and watching TV.
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Are you ready to get sticky
with Mickey?
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Are you ready to get sticky
with Mickey?
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Shut your light off.
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For those idiots who don't know
how to play, here's how it goes.
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For each correct answer, you'll move
one step closer to our cube of cash!
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Any money that sticks to your
gooey body, you get to take home!
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- Hi. Dad.
- Are you in this family?
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Hello. Are you in this family?
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What is this trash you're reading?
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It's lovely. It's "Moby Dick",
by Herman Melville.
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Moby what?
This is filth!
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- It's a library book!
- I'm fed up with all this reading!
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You're a Wormwood! Act like one!
Sit up and look at the TV!
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Get real sticky
and get cash for free.
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Let's get sticky!
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- I didn't do it.
- Of course not, you little twit!
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- I told you that was a cheap set.
- It's not cheap, it's stolen.
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Put your light on!
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Was it magic, or coincidence?
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We only use
a tiny portion of our brains.
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The events of the following day
made Matilda discover her strength.
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- I need a car. Can you service me?
- Yes. Welcome to Wormwood Motors.
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- Harry Wormwood, owner and founder.
- Agatha Trunchbull, Principal.
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I want a tight car,
because I run a tight ship.
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My school is a model of discipline.
"Use the rod. beat the child."
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Do you have brats?
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- A boy, Mikey, and one mistake.
- They're all mistakes, children.
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- I'm glad I never was one.
- I'm gonna make you a great deal.
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You had better.
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Thank you. Enjoy it.
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Thank you. Enjoy it.
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Hey, you.
You're going to school.
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You'll get a real education
at this place.
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Matilda had always wanted
to go to school.
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She tried to imagine
what her new school would be like.
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She pictured a lovely building,
surrounded by trees and flowers.
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There was a building. And children!
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Regardless of how the school looked,
she was happy to be there.
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After all, any school is better
than no school at all. Isn't it?
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You... detention.
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You're too small. Grow up quicker!
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Heads up! Shoulders back!
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- Sorry.
- It's better than being out there.
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- Is that my teacher?
- No, that's the principal.
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The principal likes to snap a whip
in here to see who's hiding.
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- I'm Matilda.
- Lavender.
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- I'm Hortensia.
- Does she really hit children?
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No. What she does is worse.
Like yesterday, in the second grade.
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She makes weekly visits to show
the teachers how to handle kids.
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- Julius ate two M&Ms.
- And she caught him?
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- Julius ate two M&Ms.
- And she caught him?
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Of course!
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- Was Julius okay?
- He lived, if that's what you mean.
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She used to be in the Olympics.
Shot-put, javelin, hammer throw.
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So she does this all the time?
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- It's better than the Chokey.
- Chokey?
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It's a tall hole in the wall.
a drippy pipe with jagged edges.
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The walls have nails sticking out.
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Get in, you festering bowl of pus!
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I've been in there twice.
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- Didn't you tell your parents?
- Would your parents believe it?
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You must obey Miss Trunchbull.
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No. Here she comes!
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Ah! Fresh meat!
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- Amanda Thripp.
- Yes. Miss Trunchbull.
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What are those...
hanging down by your ears?
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- You mean my pigtails?
- Are you a pig?
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- No. Miss Trunchbull.
- Do I allow pigs in my school?
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- My mommy thinks they're sweet.
- Your mommy is a twit!
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- Chop them off by tomorrow, or...
- But...
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But?
Did you say "but"?
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- Hammer throw.
- Definitely.
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I'll give you "but".
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- Good loft!
- Excellent release!
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Think she'll make the fence?
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Get to class before I throw you all
in the Chokey.
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- Lavender, what's my teacher like?
- Run. run. run!
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Faster! Get in!
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Matilda's teacher, Miss Honey,
was one of those people -
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- who appreciates every child
for who she or he is.
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- I scooped these up for you.
- How lovely. Thank you, Amanda.
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We have a new student with us today.
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This is Matilda Wormwood.
I'd like you to sit with Lavender.
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You all know how scary the first day
of school is. so be nice to Matilda.
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Could you get her workbook, please?
You can sit down.
234
00:28:24,085 --> 00:28:27,418
Miss Honey was a wonderful teacher.
235
00:28:27,588 --> 00:28:33,957
But her life was not as beautiful
as it seemed. She had a dark secret.
236
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Though it caused her pain, it didn't
interfere with her teaching.
237
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You've come on a good day. We're
going to review what we've learned.
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If you know an answer,
just raise your hand.
239
00:28:54,488 --> 00:28:59,363
We've been working on our times
tables. Who'd like to demonstrate?
240
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Let's do some together.
241
00:29:06,249 --> 00:29:09,368
- 2 x 4 is?
- 8.
242
00:29:09,543 --> 00:29:12,829
- 2 x 6 is?
- 12.
243
00:29:13,005 --> 00:29:16,208
- 2 x 9 is?
- 18.
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00:29:16,383 --> 00:29:21,887
Soon you'll be able to do them all,
whether it's 2 x 7...
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- 14.
- Or 13 x 379.
246
00:29:26,976 --> 00:29:30,558
4,927.
247
00:29:32,147 --> 00:29:36,560
- I beg your pardon?
- I think that's the answer.
248
00:29:36,735 --> 00:29:41,480
13 x 379 is 4.927.
249
00:30:00,173 --> 00:30:03,755
- It is.
- Wow...
250
00:30:07,847 --> 00:30:15,723
- You can multiply big numbers?
- I read a book on mathematics.
251
00:30:17,439 --> 00:30:21,602
- You like to read?
- Yes. I love to read.
252
00:30:21,776 --> 00:30:30,151
- What do you like to read?
- I've been reading Darls Chickens.
253
00:30:30,326 --> 00:30:35,034
Charles Dickens.
I could read him every day.
254
00:30:35,205 --> 00:30:39,333
So could I.
255
00:30:40,668 --> 00:30:47,169
All right, take out your workbooks
and let's start with section three.
256
00:30:53,680 --> 00:30:56,930
I'll be back in a moment.
257
00:31:07,652 --> 00:31:12,527
Gotcha! Right in the neck.
258
00:31:14,575 --> 00:31:17,409
Come in.
259
00:31:19,579 --> 00:31:22,533
Almost got you.
260
00:31:22,707 --> 00:31:26,657
Good to see you, Jen.
261
00:31:26,836 --> 00:31:30,785
Time for one of our
little heart-to-hearts?
262
00:31:33,300 --> 00:31:38,756
It's about the new girl in my class,
Matilda Wormwood.
263
00:31:38,930 --> 00:31:41,599
Her father says she's a real wart.
264
00:31:41,766 --> 00:31:45,716
A carbuncle. A blister.
A pustule of malignant ooze.
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00:31:45,895 --> 00:31:52,312
- Matilda is sweet and very bright.
- A bright child?
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- She can multiply large sums.
- So can a calculator.
267
00:31:57,823 --> 00:32:04,157
I think she might be happier
in an older and more advanced class.
268
00:32:04,329 --> 00:32:09,323
You can't handle the little viper,
so you're trying to get rid of her.
269
00:32:09,500 --> 00:32:14,292
- No...
- Typical, slothful cowardice!
270
00:32:14,463 --> 00:32:21,461
The distance the shot-put goes
depends on your effort.
271
00:32:21,636 --> 00:32:28,172
If you can't handle the little brat,
I'll lock her in the Chokey!
272
00:32:30,227 --> 00:32:33,561
- Get it?
- Yes. ma'am.
273
00:32:33,731 --> 00:32:37,313
Everything I do
is for your own good.
274
00:32:37,484 --> 00:32:41,980
And the good of
those putrescent, little children!
275
00:33:06,969 --> 00:33:11,049
- Mom. I'm home.
- How was school?
276
00:33:11,223 --> 00:33:16,727
- I get to do sixth grade work.
- Hold on a minute.
277
00:33:16,895 --> 00:33:22,138
- Can't you see I'm on the phone?
- You just asked me how school was.
278
00:33:23,651 --> 00:33:28,609
- The baby wasn't his.
- Well, it was really great.
279
00:33:28,781 --> 00:33:33,608
- No way. They have to be implants.
- The principal is insane.
280
00:33:33,786 --> 00:33:40,286
- She threw a girl over the fence.
- You should wax yours, too.
281
00:33:40,458 --> 00:33:43,495
I have the most wonderful teacher.
282
00:33:43,670 --> 00:33:49,256
Mine are driving me crazy.
Six hours at school is not enough.
283
00:33:49,425 --> 00:33:51,583
I'll say.
284
00:33:51,761 --> 00:33:57,466
A whack to the belly.
A smack to the face. Burns is hurt.
285
00:33:57,641 --> 00:34:00,179
Saved by the bell.
286
00:34:00,352 --> 00:34:05,144
- Packages at this hour?
- Come here.
287
00:34:08,609 --> 00:34:13,520
- Hello.
- We don't give money, charity...
288
00:34:13,697 --> 00:34:18,074
I'm Jennifer Honey.
I'm Matilda's teacher.
289
00:34:18,243 --> 00:34:24,411
What's she done now?
You! Go to your room, right now!
290
00:34:24,582 --> 00:34:30,585
- She's your problem now.
- There is no problem.
291
00:34:30,755 --> 00:34:34,503
Then beat it. We're watching TV.
292
00:34:34,675 --> 00:34:42,006
If a TV show is more important than
Matilda, you shouldn't be a parent.
293
00:34:42,182 --> 00:34:45,467
Turn it off and listen to me.
294
00:34:49,647 --> 00:34:55,103
Come on in. Get this over with.
Mrs. Wormwood won't like this.
295
00:34:57,738 --> 00:35:00,573
- Close the door.
- Who is it?
296
00:35:00,740 --> 00:35:04,608
Some teacher.
297
00:35:05,578 --> 00:35:10,240
- What did you do that for?
- What do you want?
298
00:35:10,416 --> 00:35:16,121
- Matilda has a brilliant mind.
- Yeah, right. Give me a beer.
299
00:35:16,296 --> 00:35:20,923
- Her math skills are extraordinary.
- Do you want one?
300
00:35:21,093 --> 00:35:27,973
No thank you. She's reading material
that I didn't see until college.
301
00:35:28,141 --> 00:35:30,263
College!
302
00:35:30,434 --> 00:35:35,641
With private instruction, she'd be
ready for college in a few years.
303
00:35:35,814 --> 00:35:41,817
A girl does not get anywhere
by acting intelligent.
304
00:35:41,987 --> 00:35:47,610
Look at you and me.
You chose books. I chose looks.
305
00:35:47,784 --> 00:35:56,288
I have a nice house and a husband.
You teach children their ABC's.
306
00:35:56,458 --> 00:35:59,874
You want Matilda to go to college?
307
00:36:00,045 --> 00:36:04,422
I didn't go to college.
I don't know anybody who did.
308
00:36:04,591 --> 00:36:08,042
A bunch of hippies
and cesspool salesmen.
309
00:36:08,219 --> 00:36:11,919
Don't sneer at educated people.
310
00:36:12,098 --> 00:36:17,518
If you became ill, your doctor
would be a college graduate.
311
00:36:17,686 --> 00:36:23,060
If you were sued, your lawyer
would have gone to college, too.
312
00:36:23,233 --> 00:36:28,440
Sued by who?
Who have you been talking to?
313
00:36:28,613 --> 00:36:32,361
Nobody.
314
00:36:32,533 --> 00:36:38,785
I can see
we're not going to agree. Are we?
315
00:36:38,956 --> 00:36:43,368
I'm sorry
I burst in on you like this.
316
00:36:45,503 --> 00:36:49,370
We ought to sue her
for interrupting our show.
317
00:36:50,675 --> 00:36:54,754
- Why's he standing in the middle?
- Because it's over.
318
00:36:54,929 --> 00:36:58,926
- Thank you.
- See you tomorrow.
319
00:37:00,350 --> 00:37:06,353
- Who won?
- I don't know. You shut it off.
320
00:37:06,523 --> 00:37:09,626
The entire school will go
to the assembly room immediately!
321
00:37:09,663 --> 00:37:12,730
The entire school will go
to the assembly room immediately!
322
00:37:12,903 --> 00:37:15,311
Sit!
323
00:37:15,489 --> 00:37:18,324
- What's up?
- Beats me.
324
00:37:21,578 --> 00:37:25,528
Bruce Bogtrotter.
325
00:37:32,713 --> 00:37:36,129
Would little Brucey come up here?
326
00:37:48,311 --> 00:37:51,098
He lives on my block.
327
00:37:55,776 --> 00:38:04,068
This boy, Bruce Bogtrotter,
is a vicious sneak thief.
328
00:38:04,242 --> 00:38:09,283
- You're a disgusting criminal.
- What are you talking about?
329
00:38:09,455 --> 00:38:12,207
Chocolate cake.
330
00:38:12,375 --> 00:38:18,958
You slithered like a serpent
into the kitchen and ate my snack!
331
00:38:19,131 --> 00:38:22,547
Do you deny it?
332
00:38:25,804 --> 00:38:28,639
Confess!
333
00:38:28,806 --> 00:38:36,814
- I can't remember a specific cake.
- This one was mine.
334
00:38:36,981 --> 00:38:42,520
- It was the best cake in the world.
- My mom's is better.
335
00:38:42,694 --> 00:38:49,408
How can you be sure
unless you have another piece?
336
00:38:51,035 --> 00:38:54,700
Sit down, Bog.
337
00:39:11,554 --> 00:39:18,766
Here we go.
Smells chocolaty, eh?
338
00:39:18,936 --> 00:39:22,269
Now. eat it!
339
00:39:24,357 --> 00:39:27,477
I don't want any. Thank you.
340
00:39:27,652 --> 00:39:31,068
Eat it!
341
00:39:31,823 --> 00:39:34,444
Don't eat it.
342
00:39:34,617 --> 00:39:38,032
- She wouldn't give him cake.
- It's poison.
343
00:40:09,023 --> 00:40:14,100
- You look like you enjoyed that.
- Yes. ma'am.
344
00:40:14,278 --> 00:40:19,521
- You must have some more.
- No thanks.
345
00:40:19,700 --> 00:40:24,196
But you'll hurt the cook's feelings.
346
00:40:27,207 --> 00:40:32,201
She made this cake just for you.
347
00:40:34,630 --> 00:40:38,295
Her sweat and blood
went into this cake.
348
00:40:38,467 --> 00:40:44,801
You will not leave this platform
until you have eaten the whole cake!
349
00:40:44,973 --> 00:40:50,596
- The whole cake! See you at lunch.
- Thank you, Cookie.
350
00:40:50,770 --> 00:40:56,274
You wanted cake, you got cake.
Now eat it!
351
00:41:09,996 --> 00:41:12,617
Poor Brucey.
352
00:41:45,112 --> 00:41:47,400
He's going to puke.
353
00:41:47,572 --> 00:41:52,814
- I can't look. Is he going to puke?
- Without a doubt.
354
00:42:00,542 --> 00:42:05,916
- Bruce looks real bad.
- Give up?
355
00:42:09,134 --> 00:42:13,048
You can do it, Brucey!
356
00:42:14,764 --> 00:42:17,764
Yeah, you can do it!
357
00:42:17,933 --> 00:42:20,341
Go. Bruce!
358
00:42:27,150 --> 00:42:30,067
Silence!
359
00:42:36,951 --> 00:42:41,244
Silence!
360
00:42:42,289 --> 00:42:44,862
Stop! Silence!
361
00:43:08,355 --> 00:43:14,807
The entire assembly
will stay five hours after school!
362
00:43:14,986 --> 00:43:21,486
Any children who object will go
straight into the Chokey. Together!
363
00:43:30,250 --> 00:43:34,792
Code R's the official way of saying
we've caught a bad one.
364
00:43:40,676 --> 00:43:45,836
- Where were you?
- Miss Trunchbull kept us late.
365
00:43:46,014 --> 00:43:52,182
That's a lie! The packages were left
outside because you weren't here.
366
00:43:52,353 --> 00:43:58,225
You get all this stuff from
catalogues and I don't get anything!
367
00:43:58,401 --> 00:44:01,900
It's car parts. It's business.
368
00:44:02,071 --> 00:44:07,147
- Why isn't it sent to the office?
- The cops are watching the office.
369
00:44:07,325 --> 00:44:10,575
The cops are watching the house.
370
00:44:10,745 --> 00:44:17,626
- They're parked outside, right now.
- Those are speedboat salesmen.
371
00:44:17,793 --> 00:44:21,292
- Really nice guys.
- Cops.
372
00:44:23,465 --> 00:44:27,712
Speedboats?
There are no lakes around here.
373
00:44:27,886 --> 00:44:34,090
- Some people go away on weekends.
- And some people are cops.
374
00:44:34,267 --> 00:44:42,808
They're not cops!
Go to bed, you lying little earwig!
375
00:44:42,983 --> 00:44:47,941
With the FBI watching her father,
and the Trunchbull at school. -
376
00:44:48,113 --> 00:44:52,193
- it was a rare moment when Matilda
could just play.
377
00:44:52,367 --> 00:44:55,866
A frog! A frog! A frog!
378
00:44:56,037 --> 00:44:59,619
- What is it. Lavender?
- A frog!
379
00:45:01,584 --> 00:45:05,166
- It's a salamander.
- It's a chameleon.
380
00:45:05,337 --> 00:45:09,714
"Any of the semiaquatic salamanders
from the genus triturus."
381
00:45:09,883 --> 00:45:15,553
"Some are brightly colored
and secrete irritating substances."
382
00:45:17,848 --> 00:45:22,557
Useless, flaming car!
383
00:45:25,022 --> 00:45:28,521
Wormwood! Sell me a lemon!
384
00:45:28,692 --> 00:45:32,772
You're heading for the Chokey!
Teach you a lesson!
385
00:45:32,946 --> 00:45:37,691
You and your father think
you can make a fool out of me!
386
00:45:37,867 --> 00:45:42,030
- I'm nothing like my father!
- You're the spitting image!
387
00:45:42,204 --> 00:45:44,330
The apple never rots
far from the tree!
388
00:45:44,367 --> 00:45:46,457
The apple never rots
far from the tree!
389
00:45:46,625 --> 00:45:51,121
- Miss Honey!
- Trunchbull is teaching our class.
390
00:45:51,296 --> 00:45:55,080
She'll be here any second!
391
00:45:55,883 --> 00:46:01,672
Make sure the water is cold.
Cover the fish!
392
00:46:01,847 --> 00:46:05,097
Put away the art projects.
393
00:46:05,267 --> 00:46:09,216
Most great ideas
come from careful planning.
394
00:46:09,396 --> 00:46:14,057
But sometimes.
they just jump out at you.
395
00:46:17,695 --> 00:46:23,199
Last time, you forgot yourselves.
Don't speak unless you're spoken to.
396
00:46:23,367 --> 00:46:29,654
- Don't laugh. Don't breathe loudly.
- Don't breathe at all.
397
00:46:31,875 --> 00:46:35,208
Good morning, Miss Trunchbull.
398
00:46:37,338 --> 00:46:40,208
Sit!
399
00:46:43,135 --> 00:46:45,424
Shoo.
400
00:46:47,389 --> 00:46:52,383
I don't understand
why children are so disgusting.
401
00:46:52,560 --> 00:46:55,846
They're like insects.
402
00:46:56,022 --> 00:46:59,473
They should be got rid of.
403
00:47:02,653 --> 00:47:10,316
The perfect school is one in which
there are no children.
404
00:47:11,203 --> 00:47:14,654
Do you agree, Miss Honey?
405
00:47:17,458 --> 00:47:22,120
You! Front of the class!
406
00:47:28,135 --> 00:47:31,171
Are you okay?
407
00:47:31,346 --> 00:47:36,767
Next time I tell you
to empty your pockets, do it faster!
408
00:47:36,934 --> 00:47:41,062
This could be the most
interesting thing you've ever done.
409
00:47:45,692 --> 00:47:49,772
Sit down, you squirming worm!
410
00:48:00,498 --> 00:48:02,989
Get up!
411
00:48:04,627 --> 00:48:10,914
- Can you spell?
- We can spell "difficulty".
412
00:48:11,091 --> 00:48:17,045
- You can't spell "difficulty".
- She taught us with a poem.
413
00:48:17,221 --> 00:48:20,756
How sweet. What poem is that?
414
00:48:20,933 --> 00:48:27,101
Mrs. D. Mrs. I.
Mrs. F. F. I.
415
00:48:27,272 --> 00:48:32,646
Mrs. C. Mrs. U.
Mrs. L. T. Y.
416
00:48:32,819 --> 00:48:39,438
Why are all these women married?
You teach spelling, not poetry!
417
00:48:45,164 --> 00:48:49,790
Why do small children
take so long to grow up?
418
00:48:49,960 --> 00:48:54,088
They do it deliberately,
just to annoy me.
419
00:49:09,227 --> 00:49:12,062
What's funny?
420
00:49:12,230 --> 00:49:17,473
Spit it out! I like a joke
as well as the next fat person.
421
00:49:23,741 --> 00:49:26,362
It's a snake!
422
00:49:27,411 --> 00:49:30,281
It's a snake!
423
00:49:31,248 --> 00:49:34,663
One of you tried to poison me. Who?
424
00:49:35,960 --> 00:49:39,376
Matilda! I knew it.
425
00:49:39,547 --> 00:49:44,374
- It's not a snake. It's a newt.
- What did you say?
426
00:49:44,552 --> 00:49:51,514
- It's a newt. Miss Trunchbull.
- Stand up! You did this.
427
00:49:51,683 --> 00:49:56,179
- No. Miss Trunchbull.
- Did you have accomplices?
428
00:49:57,689 --> 00:50:04,189
- I didn't do it!
- You thought you'd pay me back?
429
00:50:04,361 --> 00:50:08,774
- Well, I'll pay you back.
- For what. Miss Trunchbull?
430
00:50:08,949 --> 00:50:14,488
- For this newt, you pissworm!
- I'm telling you, I didn't do it!
431
00:50:14,663 --> 00:50:20,831
Anyway, I'm big and you're small,
I'm right and you're wrong.
432
00:50:21,002 --> 00:50:25,877
There's nothing you can do about it.
You're a liar and a scoundrel.
433
00:50:26,048 --> 00:50:32,216
Your father is a cheat! You're the
most corrupt low-lifes in history!
434
00:50:32,387 --> 00:50:35,672
Am I wrong? I'm never wrong.
435
00:50:35,849 --> 00:50:41,933
In this classroom. in this school,
I am God!
436
00:51:12,966 --> 00:51:15,718
- You!
- I didn't move!
437
00:51:15,885 --> 00:51:21,092
- You did this.
- She was sitting way over here.
438
00:51:21,265 --> 00:51:26,093
I'll be watching you.
Each and every one.
439
00:51:26,270 --> 00:51:31,145
When you turn the corner,
when you get your smelly coats.
440
00:51:31,316 --> 00:51:36,476
When you skip merrily to lunch.
I'll be watching you. All of you.
441
00:51:36,654 --> 00:51:40,023
And especially you!
442
00:51:50,584 --> 00:51:55,744
- Thanks for not telling.
- Best friends don't tell.
443
00:51:55,922 --> 00:51:59,540
She can really dance.
444
00:51:59,717 --> 00:52:05,423
I'm gonna clean up this mess.
I'll be out there in a minute.
445
00:52:08,267 --> 00:52:11,018
- Miss Honey...
- Yes. Matilda?
446
00:52:12,646 --> 00:52:16,726
- I did it.
- Did what?
447
00:52:16,900 --> 00:52:22,523
- I made the glass tip over.
- Don't let her make you feel bad.
448
00:52:22,697 --> 00:52:30,074
- It was an accident.
- I did it with my eyes. Watch.
449
00:52:32,247 --> 00:52:39,210
It's wonderful you feel so powerful.
Many people don't.
450
00:52:47,803 --> 00:52:52,299
Come on. Tip over.
451
00:52:52,474 --> 00:52:56,768
- Tip over.
- It's all right, Matilda.
452
00:53:00,440 --> 00:53:06,643
- I really did do it, Miss Honey.
- Sometimes you can do things.
453
00:53:06,821 --> 00:53:11,529
But when you want to show someone,
then you can't.
454
00:53:11,700 --> 00:53:17,785
- Or maybe something is broken...
- This isn't like that.
455
00:53:18,790 --> 00:53:24,246
I don't know.
Maybe I made myself tired.
456
00:53:24,420 --> 00:53:31,798
- Would you like to go to my house?
- I'd like that very much.
457
00:53:32,761 --> 00:53:34,132
Good.
458
00:53:34,169 --> 00:53:35,504
Good.
459
00:53:36,223 --> 00:53:41,845
I just stare very hard
and I can feel the strongness.
460
00:53:42,019 --> 00:53:45,768
I feel I can move almost anything.
461
00:53:45,940 --> 00:53:53,069
- You do believe me. Don't you?
- You should believe in it.
462
00:53:53,238 --> 00:53:57,615
Believe it with all your heart.
463
00:53:58,952 --> 00:54:02,783
That's where Miss Trunchbull lives.
464
00:54:03,873 --> 00:54:09,745
- Why is there a swing?
- A girl used to live in that house.
465
00:54:09,920 --> 00:54:16,800
Her life was good and happy.
When she was two. her mother died.
466
00:54:16,968 --> 00:54:21,594
Her father was a doctor. He needed
someone to look after things.
467
00:54:21,764 --> 00:54:25,215
He asked the mother's stepsister
to live with them.
468
00:54:25,393 --> 00:54:29,935
But the girl's aunt was mean
and treated her badly.
469
00:54:30,105 --> 00:54:33,225
- Trunchbull?
- Yes.
470
00:54:33,400 --> 00:54:39,023
- Then the girl's father died.
- How did her father die?
471
00:54:39,197 --> 00:54:43,775
- The police said he killed himself.
- Why would he do that?
472
00:54:43,951 --> 00:54:47,402
No one knows.
473
00:54:50,207 --> 00:54:54,204
The end is happier.
She found a small cottage.
474
00:54:54,378 --> 00:55:01,839
She rented it for $50 a month and
planted hundreds of wild flowers.
475
00:55:02,010 --> 00:55:07,134
- And she moved out of the house.
- Good for her.
476
00:55:07,306 --> 00:55:11,173
- Do you know why I told you this?
- No.
477
00:55:13,145 --> 00:55:19,728
Your family doesn't appreciate you.
One day, things will be different.
478
00:55:25,072 --> 00:55:29,948
- Should we have tea and cookies?
- Yes, please.
479
00:55:34,581 --> 00:55:38,246
- It's the cottage from your story.
- Yes.
480
00:55:39,085 --> 00:55:43,165
The young woman is you!
481
00:55:43,339 --> 00:55:48,843
- Then... No!
- Yes.
482
00:55:49,011 --> 00:55:52,676
Aunt Trunchbull.
483
00:55:54,975 --> 00:56:00,016
When I left Aunt Trunchbull's home.
I left all my treasures behind.
484
00:56:00,188 --> 00:56:05,182
- Treasures?
- Photos of my mother and father.
485
00:56:05,359 --> 00:56:11,611
And a beautiful doll my mother
gave me. Lissy Doll, I called her.
486
00:56:11,782 --> 00:56:15,731
- Milk?
- Yes, please.
487
00:56:15,911 --> 00:56:19,362
Why don't you run away?
488
00:56:19,539 --> 00:56:24,117
I've thought about it,
but I can't abandon my children.
489
00:56:24,293 --> 00:56:29,002
- Without teaching I'd have nothing.
- You're very brave.
490
00:56:31,050 --> 00:56:36,126
- Not as brave as you.
- I thought adults weren't afraid.
491
00:56:36,304 --> 00:56:41,844
All adults get scared,
just like children.
492
00:56:42,018 --> 00:56:43,932
I wonder
what Miss Trunchbull is afraid of.
493
00:56:43,969 --> 00:56:45,847
I wonder
what Miss Trunchbull is afraid of.
494
00:56:52,653 --> 00:56:55,689
There she is!
495
00:57:01,494 --> 00:57:06,737
- Shot-put. Hammer throw.
- Javelin.
496
00:57:17,592 --> 00:57:19,715
Back. Back. Back.
497
00:57:19,886 --> 00:57:24,097
- She's afraid of a cat?
- Black cats. She's superstitious.
498
00:57:34,316 --> 00:57:38,693
- Poor kitty.
- He's all right.
499
00:57:45,493 --> 00:57:48,577
- Let's go get your treasures.
- No!
500
00:57:48,746 --> 00:57:52,245
She's gone. Come on!
501
00:57:54,543 --> 00:57:56,749
Matilda!
502
00:57:56,920 --> 00:57:59,956
Miss Honey!
503
00:58:05,303 --> 00:58:10,842
Move, you piece of junkyard fodder!
Shift, you filthy...
504
00:58:19,316 --> 00:58:22,435
My house!
505
00:58:29,784 --> 00:58:33,484
Oh, my!
506
00:58:35,372 --> 00:58:41,825
- My father's portrait was there.
- The artist must have been brave.
507
00:58:42,003 --> 00:58:44,541
Really brave.
508
00:59:06,484 --> 00:59:12,237
We should go...
Father's chocolate box.
509
00:59:16,034 --> 00:59:20,363
After supper, he'd take a chocolate
and cut it in half.
510
00:59:20,538 --> 00:59:23,623
And he'd give me the bigger half.
511
00:59:23,791 --> 00:59:27,291
When he died.
I couldn't even sneak one.
512
00:59:27,462 --> 00:59:31,957
She'd take a chocolate and say:
513
00:59:32,132 --> 00:59:35,667
Much too good for children!
514
00:59:39,222 --> 00:59:41,891
Have one.
515
00:59:44,894 --> 00:59:48,726
No. She'd notice.
516
00:59:48,898 --> 00:59:52,313
- Where's Lissy Doll?
- Upstairs.
517
00:59:54,361 --> 00:59:56,982
Matilda...
518
01:00:13,087 --> 01:00:16,040
This is my room.
519
01:00:20,719 --> 01:00:24,170
- That's my dad.
- What's his name?
520
01:00:24,347 --> 01:00:29,507
Magnus. I called him King Magnus.
And he called me Bumblebee.
521
01:00:30,895 --> 01:00:35,521
- I don't think he killed himself.
- Neither do I.
522
01:00:37,651 --> 01:00:41,648
Is that Lissy Doll?
523
01:00:42,739 --> 01:00:45,526
Wormwood!
524
01:00:45,700 --> 01:00:50,741
You useless. used car salesman scum!
Come here. now!
525
01:00:51,664 --> 01:00:57,250
I know what "caveat emptor" means,
but I'm gonna sue you!
526
01:00:57,419 --> 01:01:02,413
I'll burn down your shop! I'll shove
that jalopy up your bazonga!
527
01:01:02,590 --> 01:01:08,426
You're gonna look like roadkill!
You what?
528
01:01:30,783 --> 01:01:33,700
Come on.
529
01:01:38,165 --> 01:01:43,289
- Shouldn't we hide?
- Go out the kitchen door.
530
01:01:43,461 --> 01:01:46,130
I'll distract her.
531
01:01:54,305 --> 01:01:56,795
Who's in my house?
532
01:02:02,646 --> 01:02:05,646
Come out and fight like a man!
533
01:03:00,699 --> 01:03:02,940
Tally-ho!
534
01:05:05,980 --> 01:05:09,598
Come on.
535
01:05:25,832 --> 01:05:28,584
Over there.
536
01:05:28,751 --> 01:05:32,535
Some rats are gonna die today.
537
01:06:11,040 --> 01:06:13,911
Oh, my goodness.
538
01:06:14,377 --> 01:06:20,331
Feel my heart. Weren't you
the most scared you've ever been?
539
01:06:24,928 --> 01:06:31,511
She shouldn't treat people that way.
Somebody has to teach her a lesson.
540
01:06:31,684 --> 01:06:35,183
When she leaves, we'll get the doll.
541
01:06:35,354 --> 01:06:40,182
- What?
- Just kidding.
542
01:06:40,359 --> 01:06:43,478
Come here.
543
01:06:43,653 --> 01:06:49,027
Promise me you'll never
go back in that house again.
544
01:06:49,200 --> 01:06:55,155
- I promise.
- Okay. Come on.
545
01:07:02,921 --> 01:07:08,876
He came home with $2.000 cash
and he threw it up in the air.
546
01:07:09,052 --> 01:07:14,212
We swam in it like we were on
"The Million Dollar Sticky"!
547
01:07:14,390 --> 01:07:19,597
- Do you like that show?
- I love that show.
548
01:07:19,770 --> 01:07:25,475
Now he has money in banks all over.
But does he give me a dime?
549
01:07:25,650 --> 01:07:29,814
- Matilda. this is Bob and Bill.
- They're cops.
550
01:07:29,988 --> 01:07:36,108
- They are Ace Power Boat salesmen.
- Babyface, I'm starved!
551
01:07:36,285 --> 01:07:40,697
- Hi, Harry.
- Who are you?
552
01:07:40,873 --> 01:07:44,288
What is this? A hot tub party?
553
01:07:44,459 --> 01:07:49,833
- You're entertaining surfers?
- They're cops, Dad.
554
01:07:50,006 --> 01:07:51,835
- Are you interested in time-share?
- Get out.
555
01:07:51,871 --> 01:07:53,665
- Are you interested in time-share?
- Get out.
556
01:07:53,843 --> 01:07:57,461
You don't let me talk to people!
557
01:07:57,638 --> 01:08:00,758
I need to talk to someone
besides the kids.
558
01:08:00,933 --> 01:08:07,730
A man is entitled to come home
and find dinner on the table!
559
01:08:07,897 --> 01:08:13,852
- Dad. Yell at me, okay?
- Shut up and leave us alone!
560
01:08:14,028 --> 01:08:19,651
- Yell at me again!
- I'll pound your miserable hide!
561
01:08:19,825 --> 01:08:25,329
I want respect! You'll get
a tanning you won't forget!
562
01:08:25,497 --> 01:08:27,952
My word is law!
563
01:08:33,588 --> 01:08:38,498
No kid likes being yelled at.
But Harry's ranting and raving -
564
01:08:38,676 --> 01:08:41,511
- gave Matilda the key to her power.
565
01:08:41,678 --> 01:08:45,890
To unlock that power,
all she had to do was practice.
566
01:08:56,067 --> 01:09:01,191
Start acting like a Wormwood!
What are you? Stupid?
567
01:09:01,363 --> 01:09:04,530
There's something wrong with her.
568
01:09:04,700 --> 01:09:10,286
If you're a Wormwood, it's time
you started acting like one!
569
01:10:21,645 --> 01:10:27,149
That was one of my favorites,
played for all you pretty ones.
570
01:10:27,317 --> 01:10:28,877
Playing music to make you smile...
571
01:10:28,913 --> 01:10:30,437
Playing music to make you smile...
572
01:10:42,831 --> 01:10:47,292
- Don't we need a search warrant?
- No. This guy's dirty.
573
01:10:47,461 --> 01:10:54,875
We'll show this tape in court.
That box is full of stolen parts.
574
01:10:55,051 --> 01:10:59,843
How about letting me
handle that camera for a while?
575
01:11:00,014 --> 01:11:04,759
Do you know how to use it?
Do you know about the zoom?
576
01:11:04,935 --> 01:11:09,643
- How to adjust the eye piece?
- I can handle it.
577
01:11:11,983 --> 01:11:14,521
It's my turn.
578
01:11:14,694 --> 01:11:19,854
- Your turn to drop it.
- I won't drop it.
579
01:11:22,368 --> 01:11:25,487
You'll be in a lot of trouble.
580
01:11:26,621 --> 01:11:29,326
The female minor.
581
01:11:30,542 --> 01:11:34,669
- Shouldn't you be in school?
- I hope you have a search warrant.
582
01:11:34,837 --> 01:11:41,255
If you don't, you could lose
your job or even go to prison.
583
01:11:43,012 --> 01:11:46,795
Your father is going to prison.
Do you know where you'll end up?
584
01:11:46,973 --> 01:11:50,841
- In an orphanage.
- We can make it a nice one.
585
01:11:51,019 --> 01:11:56,523
The kind with food... and tiny
cockroaches. What do you say?
586
01:11:57,942 --> 01:12:02,687
Your car is
about to run a stop sign.
587
01:12:13,957 --> 01:12:17,456
She bought some time for her dad.
588
01:12:17,627 --> 01:12:23,747
But now. Matilda had
bigger fish to fry. Much bigger.
589
01:12:37,687 --> 01:12:43,273
- Hey, dipface. Where are you going?
- Out.
590
01:12:45,569 --> 01:12:49,020
Have a carrot.
591
01:13:02,668 --> 01:13:04,019
Chew your food!
592
01:13:04,056 --> 01:13:05,370
Chew your food!
593
01:13:10,675 --> 01:13:14,838
Having power isn't as important
as what you do with it.
594
01:13:15,013 --> 01:13:20,552
And what Matilda had in mind
was nothing short of heroic.
595
01:14:43,344 --> 01:14:46,547
Come on!
596
01:14:46,722 --> 01:14:49,841
Lissy Doll, come on!
597
01:14:50,016 --> 01:14:53,183
Please come here.
598
01:16:52,420 --> 01:16:55,374
Leave me alone!
599
01:17:28,620 --> 01:17:30,696
Magnus!
600
01:18:29,885 --> 01:18:33,799
Miss Honey!
You'll never believe what I got you!
601
01:18:39,602 --> 01:18:43,552
I also brought you this.
I ate mine last night.
602
01:18:57,952 --> 01:19:01,403
I will be teaching your class today.
603
01:19:07,586 --> 01:19:14,205
Miss Honey was getting nervous,
but Matilda had a plan.
604
01:19:14,384 --> 01:19:20,007
- She is really raving mad.
- What did your father call you?
605
01:19:20,181 --> 01:19:23,016
- Hummingbird?
- Bumblebee.
606
01:19:23,184 --> 01:19:27,561
- She knows the doll is missing.
- And he called her Trunchbull?
607
01:19:27,730 --> 01:19:34,859
- He called her Agatha.
- She called him Magnus, right?
608
01:19:35,028 --> 01:19:40,733
Maybe I could put the doll back.
No. I can't do that.
609
01:19:40,908 --> 01:19:44,776
Calm down.
It's gonna be okay. I promise.
610
01:19:44,954 --> 01:19:51,490
- You promised you wouldn't go back.
- I was on the garage roof.
611
01:19:51,668 --> 01:19:56,828
- I did it with my powers.
- All right. I need to think.
612
01:20:18,068 --> 01:20:22,528
Powers?
613
01:20:26,325 --> 01:20:30,572
I think I got them down.
Watch this.
614
01:20:48,262 --> 01:20:52,591
And no more Miss Nice Girl.
615
01:20:52,766 --> 01:20:55,802
Get inside, quickly! Run!
616
01:20:57,228 --> 01:21:01,142
Get against that wall, quickly!
617
01:21:01,316 --> 01:21:03,889
Water!
618
01:21:04,068 --> 01:21:08,112
And hold the newt!
619
01:21:10,449 --> 01:21:14,446
Join the ranks. Move!
620
01:21:16,121 --> 01:21:20,866
I am here to teach you all a lesson.
621
01:21:23,878 --> 01:21:29,464
Sometimes in life. horrible
and unexplainable things happen.
622
01:21:33,136 --> 01:21:37,348
These things
are a test of character.
623
01:21:41,519 --> 01:21:44,224
And I have character.
624
01:21:44,397 --> 01:21:48,643
Form a line across the room!
625
01:21:48,817 --> 01:21:51,735
Fill this gap!
626
01:21:51,904 --> 01:21:56,150
I expect you're wondering
what I'm talking about.
627
01:21:58,993 --> 01:22:02,409
A child came to my house.
628
01:22:02,580 --> 01:22:06,198
I don't know how, when or why.
629
01:22:06,375 --> 01:22:09,993
- May I?
- No, you may not.
630
01:22:10,170 --> 01:22:13,621
But I know a child came.
631
01:22:13,799 --> 01:22:20,880
Did you know it was illegal to enter
someone's home without permission?
632
01:22:21,055 --> 01:22:23,890
Yes. Miss Trunchbull.
633
01:22:24,976 --> 01:22:28,676
Stomach in! Shoulders back!
634
01:22:28,854 --> 01:22:34,394
Do any of you recognize this?
635
01:22:35,986 --> 01:22:38,559
Let's play a game.
636
01:22:38,738 --> 01:22:44,242
Who was wearing
a pretty, red ribbon yesterday -
637
01:22:44,410 --> 01:22:47,280
- and isn't wearing one today?
638
01:22:47,455 --> 01:22:54,999
Who does this disgusting ribbon
belong to?
639
01:22:57,214 --> 01:23:03,002
I shall personally see to it
that the demented Lilliputian -
640
01:23:03,177 --> 01:23:08,764
- who owns this ribbon will never
see the light of day again!
641
01:23:08,933 --> 01:23:12,432
I was at your house last night.
642
01:23:12,603 --> 01:23:16,766
I broke your arm once before.
I can do it again.
643
01:23:16,940 --> 01:23:21,685
I'm not seven years old anymore,
Aunt Trunchbull.
644
01:23:23,404 --> 01:23:26,571
Shut your holes!
645
01:23:26,741 --> 01:23:33,621
You'll be put away in a place
where no one will find you.
646
01:23:33,789 --> 01:23:36,743
Look!
647
01:23:36,917 --> 01:23:39,917
The chalk!
648
01:23:45,842 --> 01:23:50,752
"Agatha..."
649
01:23:52,181 --> 01:23:55,881
"This is Magnus."
650
01:23:56,059 --> 01:24:01,350
"Give my little Bumblebee...
651
01:24:01,523 --> 01:24:07,892
...her house and her money."
652
01:24:08,070 --> 01:24:13,064
"Then get out of town.
If you don't, I will get you."
653
01:24:13,242 --> 01:24:17,405
"I will get you like you got me."
654
01:24:17,579 --> 01:24:21,030
"That is a promise."
655
01:25:38,320 --> 01:25:41,155
Please don't throw him.
656
01:26:48,551 --> 01:26:51,421
Lavender!
657
01:27:07,110 --> 01:27:09,185
It's the Trunch!
658
01:27:13,407 --> 01:27:16,491
Look at this!
659
01:27:19,621 --> 01:27:23,037
Let go.
660
01:27:27,378 --> 01:27:31,043
- I didn't know I could do that.
- Pretty good.
661
01:28:17,341 --> 01:28:22,964
Trunchbull was gone,
never to be seen or heard from. -
662
01:28:23,138 --> 01:28:24,991
- never to darken a doorway again.
663
01:28:25,028 --> 01:28:26,845
- never to darken a doorway again.
664
01:28:27,016 --> 01:28:33,599
Miss Honey moved back to her house,
and Matilda was a frequent visitor.
665
01:28:33,772 --> 01:28:38,101
Did you know the heart of a mouse
beats 650 times a minute?
666
01:28:38,277 --> 01:28:41,396
- Where did you learn that?
- In a book.
667
01:28:41,571 --> 01:28:45,236
It beats so fast.
it sounds like it's humming.
668
01:28:51,580 --> 01:28:53,952
Hey, you!
669
01:28:54,124 --> 01:28:57,291
We're leaving. Let's go.
670
01:28:57,461 --> 01:29:02,039
- Let's wrap these up.
- I'd be happy to walk her home.
671
01:29:02,215 --> 01:29:07,553
- We're moving to Guam.
- Guam?
672
01:29:07,720 --> 01:29:11,504
- Daddy's out of business.
- I don't want to!
673
01:29:11,682 --> 01:29:16,640
- We're taking a permanent vacation!
- We have to hurry to the airport.
674
01:29:16,812 --> 01:29:21,639
I love it here!
Please don't let them take me.
675
01:29:21,817 --> 01:29:26,277
- Get in the car. Melinda!
- Matilda! I want to stay here!
676
01:29:26,446 --> 01:29:29,980
Why would she want
a disobedient kid?
677
01:29:30,158 --> 01:29:33,609
She's wonderful and I love her.
678
01:29:33,786 --> 01:29:39,871
- Adopt me, Miss Honey!
- I don't have time for this.
679
01:29:40,042 --> 01:29:44,039
- I have the adoption papers.
- What?
680
01:29:44,212 --> 01:29:48,921
- Where did you get those?
- From a book in the library.
681
01:29:49,092 --> 01:29:52,507
Are you hearing this, Harry?
682
01:29:52,678 --> 01:29:56,925
- You just have to sign.
- I'll be an only child again!
683
01:29:57,099 --> 01:30:00,016
I can't think with all these sirens!
684
01:30:01,686 --> 01:30:04,604
What do you think, pumpkin?
685
01:30:06,232 --> 01:30:13,397
You're the only daughter I ever had.
And I never understood you.
686
01:30:16,158 --> 01:30:19,776
Who's got a pen?
687
01:30:19,953 --> 01:30:23,903
- Here.
- Thanks.
688
01:30:24,999 --> 01:30:32,745
This was perhaps the first decent
thing they ever did for Matilda.
689
01:30:32,923 --> 01:30:36,541
And here.
690
01:30:38,804 --> 01:30:42,753
Come here. Turn around.
691
01:30:44,726 --> 01:30:51,179
- You won't want support payments?
- No. We have everything we need.
692
01:30:51,357 --> 01:30:55,022
Let's roll.
693
01:31:08,665 --> 01:31:12,911
So Harry and Zinnia got away.
And as bad as things were, -
694
01:31:13,085 --> 01:31:17,213
- that's how good they became.
695
01:31:19,007 --> 01:31:25,591
Miss Honey was made
principal of the school.
696
01:31:25,764 --> 01:31:31,517
And Matilda found, to her surprise,
that life could be fun.
697
01:31:31,686 --> 01:31:35,304
She decided to have
as much fun as possible.
698
01:31:35,481 --> 01:31:39,312
After all, she was a very smart kid.
699
01:31:53,873 --> 01:32:01,002
Matilda and Miss Honey each got
what they had always wanted:
700
01:32:01,171 --> 01:32:05,003
A loving family.
701
01:32:05,175 --> 01:32:09,967
And Matilda never had to use
her powers again.
702
01:32:10,138 --> 01:32:13,553
Well. I mean almost never.
703
01:32:22,941 --> 01:32:25,610
"Call me Ishmael."
704
01:32:25,777 --> 01:32:31,908
"Some years ago,
never mind how long, precisely..."