1 00:00:50,341 --> 00:00:53,010 JUDGE: Always considering the best interest, welfare... 2 00:00:53,261 --> 00:00:54,970 ...and well-being of the child. 3 00:00:55,180 --> 00:00:58,140 Therefore, you may make visitation to you daughter... 4 00:00:58,308 --> 00:01:00,350 ...every other week and on Christmas Eve... 5 00:01:00,602 --> 00:01:03,520 ...and on Easter Sunday, wearing your pretty Easter outfits. 6 00:01:04,064 --> 00:01:08,025 Your honor, my ex-husband is addicted to pills and he's a thief! 7 00:01:08,234 --> 00:01:12,321 Because of his arrest record, I lost my job as a secretary for the FBI. 8 00:01:12,572 --> 00:01:15,240 He was the finest high-school tailback I ever saw. 9 00:01:15,784 --> 00:01:19,161 Of course he's had his run-ins with the law, but he's... 10 00:01:19,412 --> 00:01:21,705 ...made his accommodations with the authorities. 11 00:01:22,040 --> 00:01:24,541 Being an informer for the Dade County vice squad... 12 00:01:24,793 --> 00:01:27,920 ...hardly qualifies him to raise a seven-year-old! 13 00:01:28,171 --> 00:01:30,422 Neither does being a mother without a job! 14 00:01:30,673 --> 00:01:33,675 -But I lost it because of him! DARRELL: Heh, heh, heh. 15 00:01:34,135 --> 00:01:35,636 Little lady... 16 00:01:35,845 --> 00:01:37,763 ...my decision is final. 17 00:01:41,476 --> 00:01:42,684 Next case. 18 00:02:09,003 --> 00:02:10,170 The big man's here! 19 00:02:10,380 --> 00:02:13,090 -When does she go on? -Pretty soon, Jerry. 20 00:02:14,551 --> 00:02:17,469 -Welcome to Eager Beaver, gentlemen. ERB: Thank you. 21 00:02:20,431 --> 00:02:22,057 Keep it close. 22 00:02:22,642 --> 00:02:25,394 -Keep it very close. -You got it. 23 00:02:26,521 --> 00:02:28,522 Last stop, okay? 24 00:02:30,191 --> 00:02:33,110 -What do you say, congressman? -Poontang. 25 00:02:33,319 --> 00:02:36,029 The night is young and full of promise, my boy. 26 00:02:36,239 --> 00:02:37,698 ERB: Great. 27 00:02:41,828 --> 00:02:45,247 Now look, this has to be the last one. Now I told-- 28 00:02:45,498 --> 00:02:49,376 Come on! We got a rehearsal tomorrow. 29 00:02:53,381 --> 00:02:56,049 PAUL: Melissa thinks I'm in temple. What if she calls? 30 00:02:58,136 --> 00:03:00,179 [THE SPENCER DAVIS GROUP'S "GIMME SOME LOVIN"' PLAYING ON SPEAKERS] 31 00:03:01,639 --> 00:03:03,515 [MEN CHEERING] 32 00:03:07,228 --> 00:03:08,604 [MEN WHISTLING] 33 00:03:10,607 --> 00:03:14,067 Well, I feel so good Everybody's getting high 34 00:03:14,235 --> 00:03:16,570 DJ: We've got the legendary twin temples from Fort Lauderdale. 35 00:03:17,405 --> 00:03:21,074 Miss Urbana Sprawl wrapping up on the great stage. 36 00:03:21,284 --> 00:03:23,702 [CROWD CHEERING] 37 00:03:23,870 --> 00:03:30,292 And I'm so glad you made it So glad you made it 38 00:03:32,003 --> 00:03:34,213 Nice spot, isn't it, Erb? 39 00:03:34,505 --> 00:03:36,215 It's very uplifting, sir. 40 00:03:36,841 --> 00:03:38,467 [MAN WHISTLING] 41 00:03:39,802 --> 00:03:43,597 WAITRESS: The usual Evian with lime? -Please. 42 00:03:44,432 --> 00:03:45,724 DJ: From Paris, France... 43 00:03:45,975 --> 00:03:49,102 ...put it together for the fabulous Monique, Jr.! 44 00:03:49,312 --> 00:03:52,481 [BILLY OCEAN'S "GET OUTTA MY DREAMS GET INTO MY CAR" PLAYING ON SPEAKERS] 45 00:03:53,233 --> 00:03:54,816 [CROWD CHEERING] 46 00:04:00,823 --> 00:04:02,032 -Hey -Hey 47 00:04:02,200 --> 00:04:03,533 -You -You 48 00:04:03,826 --> 00:04:05,494 Oh, my God. I love you! 49 00:04:05,745 --> 00:04:07,496 -Who me? -Yes, you 50 00:04:08,164 --> 00:04:09,790 Oh, man. 51 00:04:16,005 --> 00:04:18,131 That song is killing me! 52 00:04:18,383 --> 00:04:21,927 Those babies gonna wind up in traction, you don't play some ballads. 53 00:04:22,136 --> 00:04:23,387 STRIPPER: God, it's freezing! 54 00:04:23,596 --> 00:04:27,808 They could store meat in here. In fact, they do store meat in here. 55 00:04:28,059 --> 00:04:30,060 No, I've been trying all day! 56 00:04:30,270 --> 00:04:32,187 Are you positive? 57 00:04:32,438 --> 00:04:33,897 No, thank you. 58 00:04:35,191 --> 00:04:38,068 URBANA: Can't reach her? ERIN: Darrell's phone's out of order. 59 00:04:38,319 --> 00:04:42,030 I just know he's moved with her again to some new dump. 60 00:04:42,282 --> 00:04:44,449 God, what a nightmare! 61 00:04:44,659 --> 00:04:48,036 He drives around with her in that van. Drinking, taking pills.... 62 00:04:48,288 --> 00:04:50,747 He doesn't even think about putting a seat belt on her. 63 00:04:50,999 --> 00:04:53,917 He's a dirtbag! You hang in there, honey. 64 00:04:54,168 --> 00:04:55,377 You'll get Angela back. 65 00:04:55,628 --> 00:04:57,254 That judge will see the light. 66 00:04:57,505 --> 00:04:59,756 It's expensive light, I'll tell you that. 67 00:05:00,008 --> 00:05:02,217 It's gonna cost me $15,000 for this appeal. 68 00:05:02,427 --> 00:05:05,220 Is there even a chance I can make that in six weeks? 69 00:05:05,430 --> 00:05:09,516 You'll have to dance day and night and hope some Arab sheik shows up. 70 00:05:09,767 --> 00:05:13,687 I love you, girls, I do. But I can't work here when I go back to court. 71 00:05:13,896 --> 00:05:18,066 "Your honor, I found a new job. I'm working at the Eager Beaver." 72 00:05:18,318 --> 00:05:20,777 It's honest work. You have nothing to be ashamed of. 73 00:05:21,195 --> 00:05:24,531 I know that and you know that. But the judge won't. 74 00:05:24,741 --> 00:05:26,408 Not him. 75 00:05:28,911 --> 00:05:30,037 Ugh.... 76 00:05:31,497 --> 00:05:34,416 God, I still get nauseous before I have to go out there. 77 00:05:35,001 --> 00:05:36,293 You'll get over it. 78 00:05:37,211 --> 00:05:40,172 Really? I can't imagine that. 79 00:05:40,548 --> 00:05:42,549 [MEN CHEERING] 80 00:05:42,800 --> 00:05:45,093 MAN 1: Yeah! MAN 2: Yeah! Yeah! 81 00:05:45,261 --> 00:05:48,180 I'll be the sun, shining on you 82 00:05:49,640 --> 00:05:51,641 ORLY: You guys having a good time? 83 00:05:51,851 --> 00:05:53,185 Here's the lucky guy! 84 00:05:53,436 --> 00:05:55,937 You've come to the right place. Monique! 85 00:05:56,189 --> 00:05:57,898 Look at these hunks! 86 00:05:58,107 --> 00:05:59,858 We're having a party! 87 00:06:02,987 --> 00:06:04,654 Get out of my dreams 88 00:06:05,156 --> 00:06:07,699 Keep an eye on them bachelors. 89 00:06:07,867 --> 00:06:09,159 Get into my car 90 00:06:12,038 --> 00:06:13,622 They look like real trouble. 91 00:06:15,750 --> 00:06:18,126 Get into my car 92 00:06:18,294 --> 00:06:19,503 Yeah! 93 00:06:19,670 --> 00:06:23,298 Get out of my dreams 94 00:06:23,633 --> 00:06:26,051 Get into my car 95 00:06:28,596 --> 00:06:30,138 -I said, hey -Hey 96 00:06:30,306 --> 00:06:31,723 -You -You 97 00:06:31,891 --> 00:06:34,309 Get into my car 98 00:06:34,477 --> 00:06:35,894 [CROWD CHEERING] 99 00:06:36,729 --> 00:06:41,566 It's time to strap yourselves in because you are going for a ride! 100 00:06:42,360 --> 00:06:43,944 In her eighth week here... 101 00:06:44,195 --> 00:06:47,572 ...put your hands together and make her feel good. 102 00:06:47,824 --> 00:06:50,575 For the one, the only Erin Grant! 103 00:06:50,827 --> 00:06:52,994 How about that! 104 00:06:53,413 --> 00:06:55,705 -Larry King's at table six. ERIN: What's he wearing? 105 00:06:55,915 --> 00:06:58,917 MONIQUE: Tank top and gold chains ERIN: That's Larry, all right. 106 00:06:59,168 --> 00:07:00,168 Yo. 107 00:07:02,130 --> 00:07:04,548 -How do I look? SHAD: Better than me. 108 00:07:04,799 --> 00:07:07,509 That ain't easy. You talk to her? 109 00:07:08,010 --> 00:07:10,679 Darrell’s phone's out of order. I think he moved again. 110 00:07:10,930 --> 00:07:14,057 I'd embrace the opportunity to maim his white ass up. 111 00:07:15,101 --> 00:07:18,603 That's really thoughtful, but I don't think it'd help me in court. 112 00:07:18,813 --> 00:07:21,815 Erin, come on. Chop-chop. I can't have an empty stage. 113 00:07:22,024 --> 00:07:23,483 Man, let the chumps wait! 114 00:07:23,985 --> 00:07:26,111 [ANNIE LENNOX'S "MONEY CAN'T BUY IT" PLAYING ON SPEAKERS] 115 00:07:30,199 --> 00:07:32,284 [CROWD CHEERING] 116 00:07:58,603 --> 00:08:03,440 Money can't buy it, baby 117 00:08:04,025 --> 00:08:08,820 Sex can't buy it, baby 118 00:08:09,697 --> 00:08:14,326 Drugs can't buy it, baby 119 00:08:15,161 --> 00:08:19,748 You can't buy it, baby 120 00:08:30,510 --> 00:08:32,177 Going to the head. 121 00:08:32,386 --> 00:08:34,054 You'll behave? 122 00:08:36,265 --> 00:08:39,684 I believe in love alone Yeah, yeah 123 00:08:53,741 --> 00:08:58,370 Take the power to set you free 124 00:08:58,746 --> 00:09:01,206 MAN 1: Yeah! MAN 2: Whoo! Yeah! 125 00:09:01,374 --> 00:09:03,124 Throw away the key 126 00:09:04,835 --> 00:09:06,628 Give up your needs 127 00:09:06,796 --> 00:09:09,297 [SPEAKING IN FOREIGN LANGUAGE] 128 00:09:11,175 --> 00:09:12,300 Whoa. 129 00:09:14,887 --> 00:09:17,597 I believe in the power of creation 130 00:09:17,765 --> 00:09:20,350 I believe in the good vibration 131 00:09:20,518 --> 00:09:23,061 [MAN WHISTLING] 132 00:09:23,980 --> 00:09:25,689 An angel appeared. 133 00:09:27,567 --> 00:09:30,652 An angel of pure delight. 134 00:09:30,861 --> 00:09:33,947 What we're coming to 135 00:09:34,282 --> 00:09:35,448 Oh.... 136 00:09:35,825 --> 00:09:38,994 Till we watch those dreams come true 137 00:09:39,996 --> 00:09:45,083 All the money in the world Won't buy you peace of mind 138 00:09:45,251 --> 00:09:52,173 You can have it all But you still won't be satisfied 139 00:09:54,552 --> 00:09:56,720 Money can't buy it, baby 140 00:09:57,388 --> 00:09:58,430 MAN: Go, Paul! 141 00:09:59,849 --> 00:10:01,266 Sex can't buy it 142 00:10:01,434 --> 00:10:02,559 Yeah! 143 00:10:05,646 --> 00:10:06,938 MAN: Go, Paul! 144 00:10:07,189 --> 00:10:10,066 I'm getting married this weekend to Melissa. 145 00:10:10,735 --> 00:10:11,735 You love Melissa? 146 00:10:11,986 --> 00:10:14,487 -Very much. -Then go home to her. 147 00:10:16,157 --> 00:10:17,949 ERIN: Shad! 148 00:10:18,326 --> 00:10:20,035 Shad! 149 00:10:20,202 --> 00:10:23,788 I got every kind of thing That the money can buy 150 00:10:24,332 --> 00:10:27,876 ORLY: Listen up! The Flesh Farm is killing us and you know why? 151 00:10:28,127 --> 00:10:30,420 -They have free buffalo wings. -Their girls are hookers. 152 00:10:30,671 --> 00:10:32,964 No, because their girls dance fast. 153 00:10:33,215 --> 00:10:35,842 And fast means sweat. And sweat... 154 00:10:36,177 --> 00:10:37,385 ...means drinking! 155 00:10:38,804 --> 00:10:39,888 [ERIN SCREAMS] 156 00:10:40,056 --> 00:10:41,222 Oh, my God! 157 00:10:41,432 --> 00:10:42,515 ERIN: Shad! 158 00:10:43,267 --> 00:10:44,934 What was that? 159 00:10:46,896 --> 00:10:48,438 I got this. 160 00:10:50,274 --> 00:10:51,983 [CROWD CLAMORING] 161 00:10:55,571 --> 00:10:57,238 MEN: Whoa! 162 00:10:59,325 --> 00:11:01,409 Coming through. Move out of the way. 163 00:11:01,911 --> 00:11:03,328 Way to go, Davey! 164 00:11:04,955 --> 00:11:06,039 [LAUGHING] 165 00:11:07,750 --> 00:11:08,958 Everybody, go. Run. 166 00:11:09,669 --> 00:11:12,587 Back up! Back the hell up! 167 00:11:13,631 --> 00:11:15,423 -You all right? -Fine. How about this guy? 168 00:11:15,716 --> 00:11:18,843 Good thing he was drunk. You could've gotten hurt. 169 00:11:19,178 --> 00:11:21,763 DJ: On the main stage, our lost little pussycat. 170 00:11:21,972 --> 00:11:26,601 Put your hands together for the one, the only Miss Sabrina Hepburn! 171 00:11:26,852 --> 00:11:28,520 Meow! 172 00:11:28,938 --> 00:11:30,605 [CROWD CHEERING] 173 00:11:30,773 --> 00:11:33,149 [LIGHT CRUST DOUGHBOYS' "PUSSY, PUSSY, PUSSY" PLAYING ON SPEAKERS] 174 00:11:34,860 --> 00:11:38,113 Meow 175 00:11:38,280 --> 00:11:40,073 -Is this your cat? -Yoo-hoo 176 00:11:40,241 --> 00:11:42,158 -Look at this cat -Yoo-hoo 177 00:11:42,493 --> 00:11:45,161 ERB: I leave you alone for five minutes! 178 00:11:45,413 --> 00:11:48,373 Will you get in? Watch your foot, stupid. 179 00:11:48,624 --> 00:11:52,001 Malcolm's gonna shit a brick. Thank you. 180 00:11:52,378 --> 00:11:53,503 DILBECK: Did I touch any girls? 181 00:11:53,754 --> 00:11:56,381 ERB: Not this time, but you were recognized. 182 00:11:56,590 --> 00:11:58,591 Okay? Happy? 183 00:12:11,480 --> 00:12:14,107 -How are you, little angel? -I'm fine, thank you. 184 00:12:14,316 --> 00:12:17,235 -Kids just tear me up. -She's a brave one. 185 00:12:17,445 --> 00:12:19,654 You'll be in my prayers. 186 00:12:19,905 --> 00:12:21,614 God bless you, ma'am. 187 00:12:21,782 --> 00:12:23,241 [DARRELL SNICKERS] 188 00:12:36,589 --> 00:12:37,672 DARRELL: Last stop, little 'un. 189 00:12:38,549 --> 00:12:39,758 Daddy, you're mean! 190 00:12:40,009 --> 00:12:43,011 Evers and Jennings. This is the new model, the X12. 191 00:12:43,554 --> 00:12:46,139 -You're happy? -Oh, mucho happy. 192 00:12:46,807 --> 00:12:48,725 -Mucho happy? -Get in the van. 193 00:12:48,934 --> 00:12:50,643 Mucho, mucho, mucho! 194 00:12:50,853 --> 00:12:54,773 Get in. We're in a loading zone. We don't wanna break the law. 195 00:12:56,233 --> 00:12:58,902 Daddy, did you tell Mommy that we moved? 196 00:13:01,071 --> 00:13:03,323 Of course I did, buttercup. 197 00:13:03,532 --> 00:13:04,908 Of course I did. 198 00:13:07,036 --> 00:13:09,204 [WOLF HOWLS] 199 00:13:09,371 --> 00:13:11,080 How about a wine cooler, Erin? 200 00:13:11,248 --> 00:13:14,083 I got mango, passion fruit-- 201 00:13:14,335 --> 00:13:18,129 Water would be just fine, Alberto. Thanks. 202 00:13:18,589 --> 00:13:21,716 Rita, the reason I stopped by is Darrell’s moved again... 203 00:13:21,967 --> 00:13:24,052 ...and I need his new phone number. 204 00:13:24,845 --> 00:13:27,180 Yeah? Well, you come to the wrong place. 205 00:13:27,431 --> 00:13:30,433 Rita, please. I hardly sleep nights and then I break out into-- 206 00:13:30,935 --> 00:13:34,479 Look, Erin, I got no idea where my brother is, okay? 207 00:13:34,688 --> 00:13:35,730 [CAT SCREECHING] 208 00:13:35,898 --> 00:13:37,524 Shit! They got the cat! 209 00:13:37,775 --> 00:13:39,025 Wolves got no restraint. 210 00:13:39,276 --> 00:13:41,694 -Careful, sweetie. RITA: Shut up! 211 00:13:41,862 --> 00:13:43,488 [WOLF GROWLING AND CAT SCREECHING] 212 00:13:43,656 --> 00:13:45,740 She's all caught up with them cubs. 213 00:13:46,492 --> 00:13:49,869 Some of the guys down at the nuclear plant... 214 00:13:50,120 --> 00:13:54,332 ...they were asking me if you'd do, like... 215 00:13:54,542 --> 00:13:56,084 ...private parties. 216 00:13:56,710 --> 00:13:57,836 I don't think so. 217 00:13:58,087 --> 00:14:00,213 Oh, that's a shame. 218 00:14:00,464 --> 00:14:04,217 Because I'll bet that you are a great dancer. 219 00:14:04,426 --> 00:14:07,595 Alberto, I'll go crazy if I don't get Darrell’s new number. 220 00:14:07,847 --> 00:14:10,849 I promised Angie I would call her every day and-- 221 00:14:11,058 --> 00:14:12,392 I hear he moved, Darrell. 222 00:14:12,643 --> 00:14:14,185 Alberto, where is he? 223 00:14:14,895 --> 00:14:17,021 You have to ask Rita about that. 224 00:14:18,274 --> 00:14:22,235 He calls here about twice a week. Collect. 225 00:14:22,653 --> 00:14:24,696 Need money, as usual... 226 00:14:24,947 --> 00:14:26,573 ...but he don't speak to me. 227 00:14:26,824 --> 00:14:29,993 Got no respect for me even though I am... 228 00:14:30,244 --> 00:14:32,579 ...a professional man. 229 00:14:33,414 --> 00:14:35,540 You're looking real good. 230 00:14:35,791 --> 00:14:37,792 Oh, God, I've got such a headache. 231 00:14:38,043 --> 00:14:39,836 Oh, yeah? You want some Advil? 232 00:14:40,546 --> 00:14:42,589 That would be so great. 233 00:14:42,840 --> 00:14:44,257 Well, now, you sit right here. 234 00:14:44,508 --> 00:14:47,886 I'm gonna fix up that mean old headache. 235 00:15:01,817 --> 00:15:05,945 Alberto, never mind. I've gotta run, but thanks anyhow. 236 00:15:20,961 --> 00:15:22,378 Deerfield Beach? 237 00:15:23,088 --> 00:15:24,839 We had a good day, baby. 238 00:15:25,007 --> 00:15:26,049 [PHONE RINGING] 239 00:15:26,216 --> 00:15:27,842 Phone's ringing. Think it's Mama? 240 00:15:28,052 --> 00:15:32,639 No, little 'un. I talked to her and she's too busy to call you. 241 00:15:35,768 --> 00:15:37,477 [LINE RINGING] 242 00:15:42,441 --> 00:15:43,441 Damn him! 243 00:15:43,692 --> 00:15:45,276 [THUNDER RUMBLING] 244 00:16:51,218 --> 00:16:53,720 [ANNIE LENNOX'S "COLD" PLAYING OVER SPEAKERS] 245 00:16:57,683 --> 00:17:03,813 Come to me, run to me Do and be done with me 246 00:17:03,981 --> 00:17:08,818 Cold, cold, cold 247 00:17:09,403 --> 00:17:11,821 Don't I exist for you? 248 00:17:11,989 --> 00:17:14,157 Nice leg. Maybe I'll take it home. 249 00:17:14,366 --> 00:17:15,575 I recommend you let go. 250 00:17:15,826 --> 00:17:17,618 Here's 500, baby. 251 00:17:17,828 --> 00:17:18,870 SHAD: What'd you say? 252 00:17:19,288 --> 00:17:21,039 Cold 253 00:17:21,749 --> 00:17:27,628 Everything I possess Given with tenderness 254 00:17:27,796 --> 00:17:32,633 Wrapped in a ribbon of glass 255 00:17:33,719 --> 00:17:36,095 Time, it may take us 256 00:17:36,263 --> 00:17:43,811 But God only knows How I've paid for those things in the past 257 00:17:45,564 --> 00:17:52,945 Dying is easy It's living that scares me to death 258 00:17:53,322 --> 00:17:56,324 Ooh, yeah 259 00:17:57,743 --> 00:18:05,875 I could be so content Hearing the sound of your breath 260 00:18:06,043 --> 00:18:08,711 Ooh, yeah 261 00:18:09,797 --> 00:18:13,341 Cold is the color of crystal 262 00:18:13,509 --> 00:18:20,348 The snowlight that falls From the heavenly skies 263 00:18:21,642 --> 00:18:25,520 Catch me and let me dive under 264 00:18:25,687 --> 00:18:32,318 For I want to swim in the pools Of your eyes 265 00:18:36,031 --> 00:18:38,699 I want to be with you, baby 266 00:18:38,867 --> 00:18:45,623 Oh, slip me inside your heart 267 00:18:46,542 --> 00:18:48,918 What's with Princess Di tonight? 268 00:18:49,169 --> 00:18:51,504 Her husband disappeared with the kid again. 269 00:18:51,797 --> 00:18:56,968 Nothing can tear us apart 270 00:18:58,095 --> 00:19:02,348 Come on now, come on now, come on now 271 00:19:02,516 --> 00:19:09,272 Telling you that I loved you Right from the start 272 00:19:11,692 --> 00:19:15,528 But the more I want you the less I get 273 00:19:16,446 --> 00:19:21,701 Ain't that just the way things are? 274 00:19:34,631 --> 00:19:37,466 I don't suppose you'd accept this in appreciation. 275 00:19:37,718 --> 00:19:39,135 No need. 276 00:19:39,386 --> 00:19:42,263 Señor Cucaracha here is gonna make me rich. 277 00:19:42,514 --> 00:19:44,807 Oh, my God! 278 00:19:45,058 --> 00:19:46,434 Is that a roach? 279 00:19:46,643 --> 00:19:49,604 No, it's a fucking shrimp. Move, you're in my light. 280 00:19:52,733 --> 00:19:55,610 Get some manners, mister! 281 00:19:58,322 --> 00:20:00,114 So this is the new brainstorm, huh? 282 00:20:00,365 --> 00:20:04,619 The Wall Street Journal says this is the hottest-selling yogurt. 283 00:20:04,870 --> 00:20:06,037 I'll bring this in... 284 00:20:06,288 --> 00:20:08,998 ...say my hair fell out from the shock. Boom. 285 00:20:09,249 --> 00:20:10,875 They pay off bigtime. 286 00:20:11,126 --> 00:20:13,169 Lawyer thinks it's a genius idea. 287 00:20:13,420 --> 00:20:16,255 Your lawyer has an office over a video store. 288 00:20:17,132 --> 00:20:20,509 Call me a dreamer. I don't wanna be a bouncer forever. 289 00:20:20,928 --> 00:20:25,014 -Erin! Note from Jerry! WOMEN: Ooh. 290 00:20:25,182 --> 00:20:27,099 What does it say? 291 00:20:28,310 --> 00:20:31,896 "Dearest Erin: I can help you get your daughter back. 292 00:20:32,105 --> 00:20:35,024 I ask nothing in return but a kind smile." 293 00:20:35,275 --> 00:20:37,318 -Yeah, right! -He's a weirdo. 294 00:20:37,569 --> 00:20:40,279 You guys! He is totally harmless. 295 00:20:40,530 --> 00:20:41,656 Come on! 296 00:20:41,907 --> 00:20:45,326 "Also, could you add Kenny G to your routine? 297 00:20:45,577 --> 00:20:47,536 Anything from his Christmas album." 298 00:20:47,788 --> 00:20:49,038 That's sweet. 299 00:20:49,289 --> 00:20:51,165 We could do a Christmas show here! 300 00:20:51,667 --> 00:20:54,835 Seriously, it couldn't hurt to talk to him, right? 301 00:20:55,254 --> 00:20:58,339 ARIEL: Only talking, no touching. ORLY: Ladies! Attention! 302 00:20:59,091 --> 00:21:01,342 -Major announcement. ARIEL: Major asshole. 303 00:21:01,593 --> 00:21:02,802 I heard that. 304 00:21:03,053 --> 00:21:06,347 On Monday, I'm installing a ring. 305 00:21:06,640 --> 00:21:08,432 -Oh, no. -Mud wrestling? 306 00:21:08,684 --> 00:21:11,018 No, no, no. This is something that's really happening. 307 00:21:11,270 --> 00:21:13,229 It's contemporary. It's now. 308 00:21:13,480 --> 00:21:15,731 And it's creamed-corn wrestling. 309 00:21:15,983 --> 00:21:17,233 -Corn? -Corn wrestling? 310 00:21:17,526 --> 00:21:18,985 SABRINA: That's disgusting! 311 00:21:19,194 --> 00:21:21,946 I'm not putting these in corn. No way! 312 00:21:22,197 --> 00:21:24,073 What? No, it's terrific! 313 00:21:24,324 --> 00:21:26,158 In Israel, we did falafel wrestling. 314 00:21:26,410 --> 00:21:29,287 All the girls broke out in hives everywhere. 315 00:21:29,538 --> 00:21:30,955 And I mean, everywhere! 316 00:21:31,206 --> 00:21:33,541 Well, falafel, sure. This is corn! 317 00:21:35,002 --> 00:21:37,586 -What is this, a mutiny? ERIN: I don't think so. 318 00:21:38,130 --> 00:21:41,340 ERIN: No chance that I'm gonna roll around naked in creamed corn... 319 00:21:41,550 --> 00:21:45,136 ...with drunken yahoos trying to stick niblets up my hoo-hah. 320 00:21:45,387 --> 00:21:48,055 Not naked. Topless. 321 00:21:48,307 --> 00:21:50,558 Health Department won't go for naked. 322 00:21:50,809 --> 00:21:51,934 Not with food products. 323 00:21:52,185 --> 00:21:54,270 I always liked the Health Department. 324 00:21:54,521 --> 00:21:55,730 So you'll think about it? 325 00:21:55,981 --> 00:21:57,565 -Not for one second. -Erin! 326 00:21:57,816 --> 00:22:00,860 Please! You're getting a big following here. 327 00:22:01,111 --> 00:22:03,571 Even with that shit music, the guys love you. 328 00:22:04,031 --> 00:22:08,409 You go into the corn, you set a great example to the other girls. 329 00:22:10,370 --> 00:22:11,370 No. 330 00:22:12,914 --> 00:22:13,998 I got it! 331 00:22:14,374 --> 00:22:16,625 How about pasta wrestling? 332 00:22:16,877 --> 00:22:17,960 Now that's classy. 333 00:22:18,211 --> 00:22:21,630 Linguine, rigatoni? Just nothing with meat or fish. 334 00:22:22,591 --> 00:22:25,384 Orly, if I wanted to wrestle... 335 00:22:25,635 --> 00:22:28,679 ...I would've joined the World Wrestling Federation. 336 00:22:31,058 --> 00:22:34,060 -And speaking of real class? -What's the problem? 337 00:22:34,269 --> 00:22:38,481 We hate these. They degrade women and beavers. 338 00:22:38,774 --> 00:22:42,401 I'll take it under advisement. But just the coasters and the napkins. 339 00:22:42,611 --> 00:22:45,071 Not the sign. That's a landmark! 340 00:22:47,866 --> 00:22:49,533 URBANA: Good night, darling. 341 00:22:59,628 --> 00:23:00,628 For you, Miss Grant. 342 00:23:02,923 --> 00:23:04,965 They're beautiful, Jerry. Thank you. 343 00:23:05,175 --> 00:23:06,258 You can call me Erin-- 344 00:23:06,510 --> 00:23:08,844 I can't. I worship you too much. 345 00:23:09,429 --> 00:23:11,055 ERIN: Believe me... 346 00:23:11,306 --> 00:23:13,516 ...I'm no one to be worshiped. 347 00:23:13,725 --> 00:23:15,643 I'm just trying to make a living. 348 00:23:15,894 --> 00:23:17,269 I worship your essence. 349 00:23:18,271 --> 00:23:20,773 If you were a nurse or a teacher, I'd feel the same. 350 00:23:21,108 --> 00:23:22,191 You receive my note? 351 00:23:22,526 --> 00:23:26,779 I did and, you know, I was wondering what you had in mind. 352 00:23:27,072 --> 00:23:29,990 I believe I can help you get your daughter back. 353 00:23:30,242 --> 00:23:32,868 I believe I can get to Judge Fingerhut. 354 00:23:35,288 --> 00:23:36,539 -How? -Through... 355 00:23:36,790 --> 00:23:40,668 ...a certain congressman who I'm certain will listen to me... 356 00:23:41,628 --> 00:23:43,254 ...because I know some things. 357 00:23:43,964 --> 00:23:46,924 Things? Really? 358 00:23:47,175 --> 00:23:50,636 Well, you know what, Jerry? You're really a terrific guy... 359 00:23:50,887 --> 00:23:53,681 ...and so supportive of me ever since I started here. 360 00:23:53,932 --> 00:23:55,433 Maybe you shouldn't-- 361 00:23:56,101 --> 00:23:57,935 Just give me a week. 362 00:24:00,021 --> 00:24:01,564 Good night, my precious. 363 00:24:11,450 --> 00:24:14,618 Melissa thinks I was in synagogue the night this happened. 364 00:24:14,828 --> 00:24:16,537 What do I tell her? 365 00:24:16,788 --> 00:24:20,458 You left synagogue and a gang of skinheads jumped you in the parking lot. 366 00:24:20,709 --> 00:24:23,586 In the meantime, we'll develop these, we'll see what we have. 367 00:24:23,837 --> 00:24:27,131 I see mucho damages. These strip joints are insured up the ass. 368 00:24:27,340 --> 00:24:29,633 My neck really feels better, Uncle Al. 369 00:24:29,885 --> 00:24:31,343 Oh, yeah? 370 00:24:32,220 --> 00:24:34,013 How's it feel now? 371 00:24:34,431 --> 00:24:36,223 [SCREAMING] 372 00:24:37,726 --> 00:24:38,809 [CHUCKLES] 373 00:24:41,813 --> 00:24:43,481 Call Little Caesars. 374 00:24:43,732 --> 00:24:46,108 Order me a health pizza. Get some for yourself. 375 00:24:46,359 --> 00:24:48,027 No, thank you, sir. I'm dieting. 376 00:24:48,278 --> 00:24:50,696 I'll just grab a yogurt out of the fridge. 377 00:25:20,352 --> 00:25:23,437 This is a major disaster! 378 00:25:23,647 --> 00:25:26,649 Major. Unbelievable. Without doubt... 379 00:25:26,858 --> 00:25:31,362 ...the most asinine piece of human behavior. 380 00:25:32,656 --> 00:25:34,740 It's never gonna happen again, Malcolm. 381 00:25:34,991 --> 00:25:36,617 I've got it under control. 382 00:25:37,452 --> 00:25:38,661 You see... 383 00:25:38,912 --> 00:25:42,039 ...I just love naked women. It's a character flaw. 384 00:25:42,290 --> 00:25:43,332 God's testing me-- 385 00:25:43,583 --> 00:25:46,627 Oh, will you shut up! You idiot. 386 00:25:48,213 --> 00:25:50,589 You can't talk to me like that. I'm a U.S. congressman. 387 00:25:50,799 --> 00:25:54,468 I can't? You go psycho in a titty bar six weeks before the election. 388 00:25:54,678 --> 00:25:58,055 What should I call you? Winston fucking Churchill? 389 00:25:58,431 --> 00:25:59,515 It was all I could do to keep... 390 00:25:59,766 --> 00:26:03,602 ...Willie Rojo from strangling you with his bare hands. 391 00:26:03,853 --> 00:26:05,187 Everybody has a bad night. 392 00:26:05,438 --> 00:26:09,108 If you're under pressure like we are, under the public eye-- 393 00:26:10,652 --> 00:26:12,653 Who recognized me? 394 00:26:13,363 --> 00:26:14,947 His name... 395 00:26:15,156 --> 00:26:17,241 ...is Jerry Killian. 396 00:26:17,534 --> 00:26:20,786 And he's waiting outside. 397 00:26:21,871 --> 00:26:22,871 Now? 398 00:26:23,123 --> 00:26:27,042 Now. We gotta move on this before we get eaten alive. 399 00:26:27,252 --> 00:26:28,335 Move on what? 400 00:26:28,587 --> 00:26:31,422 If this is a shakedown, get Willie to pay them like always. 401 00:26:31,673 --> 00:26:35,884 -Why drag me into it-- -Because it's not about money. 402 00:26:36,219 --> 00:26:38,262 -It's not? -No. 403 00:26:40,181 --> 00:26:43,142 He wants you to persuade Judge Fingerhut... 404 00:26:43,393 --> 00:26:47,271 ...to reverse a child custody case for some stripper. 405 00:26:48,106 --> 00:26:49,315 DILBECK: Who he's porking? 406 00:26:49,566 --> 00:26:52,651 It's disgraceful to have a man like me deal with-- 407 00:26:53,570 --> 00:26:54,778 He's not porking her. 408 00:26:57,157 --> 00:26:59,241 Well, then, why does he care? 409 00:26:59,492 --> 00:27:01,660 Because he's nuts! 410 00:27:02,912 --> 00:27:04,163 That's why he's dangerous. 411 00:27:04,414 --> 00:27:08,792 If he was porking her, at least I could deal with him man to man... 412 00:27:09,044 --> 00:27:10,711 ...but this is fruitcake love. 413 00:27:14,674 --> 00:27:18,761 I mean, Fingerhut's a democrat. He won't listen to me. 414 00:27:18,970 --> 00:27:21,764 You can't say that to this little creep, Davey. 415 00:27:22,182 --> 00:27:24,183 You gotta string him along. 416 00:27:24,392 --> 00:27:26,060 Bullshit him. 417 00:27:27,395 --> 00:27:29,480 Use the old... 418 00:27:29,689 --> 00:27:31,523 ...Dilbeck charm. 419 00:27:36,780 --> 00:27:38,197 What if he doesn't go for it? 420 00:27:39,491 --> 00:27:41,867 Then we have a serious problem. 421 00:27:46,665 --> 00:27:48,374 MALCOLM: Mr. Killian! 422 00:27:49,042 --> 00:27:52,252 Come in and meet Congressman Dilbeck. 423 00:27:56,549 --> 00:27:59,259 I'll bet that's Jerry Killian. 424 00:28:00,845 --> 00:28:02,554 GARCIA: Lucy! 425 00:28:04,808 --> 00:28:06,308 Come here. 426 00:28:08,353 --> 00:28:09,853 Come on. 427 00:28:10,313 --> 00:28:12,773 DONNA: How perfect is this? 428 00:28:14,401 --> 00:28:16,735 You know, I was just thinking... 429 00:28:17,654 --> 00:28:21,115 ...is this really on the same planet as Miami? 430 00:28:21,282 --> 00:28:22,616 [DONNA CHUCKLES] 431 00:28:24,744 --> 00:28:26,745 I can read. 432 00:28:28,289 --> 00:28:29,915 Where's Andy? 433 00:28:30,166 --> 00:28:32,918 He's been fishing since 8. 434 00:28:33,169 --> 00:28:34,670 ANDY: Dad! 435 00:28:35,088 --> 00:28:36,547 Dad! 436 00:28:37,757 --> 00:28:38,799 There's a floater! 437 00:28:54,441 --> 00:28:56,191 ANDY: He's still got his glasses on. 438 00:28:56,985 --> 00:28:58,444 GARCIA: Yeah. 439 00:28:59,237 --> 00:29:00,738 Go tell Mom to call the police. 440 00:29:01,239 --> 00:29:03,866 -You're the police. -I'm the Miami police. 441 00:29:04,075 --> 00:29:06,076 We just need the local law here. 442 00:29:06,327 --> 00:29:07,828 Go on. 443 00:29:14,711 --> 00:29:15,961 Man. 444 00:29:18,757 --> 00:29:20,632 Of all the lakes... 445 00:29:21,050 --> 00:29:23,260 ...in all the counties... 446 00:29:23,470 --> 00:29:24,928 ...in all the world... 447 00:29:25,972 --> 00:29:28,265 ...you gotta float up in mine. 448 00:29:28,975 --> 00:29:31,727 You son of a bitch. 449 00:29:33,354 --> 00:29:34,772 ANGELA: Mama! 450 00:29:35,857 --> 00:29:37,483 Hey, come here! 451 00:29:37,734 --> 00:29:39,735 I've been trying to reach you, baby. 452 00:29:39,986 --> 00:29:42,571 Heard you stole my sister's mail! 453 00:29:42,822 --> 00:29:44,740 That's a federal offense. 454 00:29:44,949 --> 00:29:47,659 Wait for Mommy. I'm gonna go talk to Daddy. 455 00:29:51,289 --> 00:29:54,458 Why do you keep moving? How will she make any friends? 456 00:29:54,709 --> 00:29:56,084 Aren't we the child psych-- 457 00:29:56,294 --> 00:29:59,463 ERIN: It has nothing to do with child psychology, you moron! 458 00:29:59,714 --> 00:30:01,256 Where's she going to school? 459 00:30:01,508 --> 00:30:05,177 Opa-Iocka? Deerfield Beach? Have you even thought about it? 460 00:30:05,845 --> 00:30:08,138 Yeah, I thought about it plenty. 461 00:30:11,309 --> 00:30:13,310 Hey, you only got two hours! 462 00:30:13,520 --> 00:30:16,396 That's what the judge ruled, right there, from that bench! 463 00:30:16,648 --> 00:30:20,609 I'll be right behind you just in case you're thinking about snatching her! 464 00:30:20,819 --> 00:30:23,529 ANGELA: Mommy, does "snatch" mean "kidnap"? 465 00:30:24,030 --> 00:30:27,032 -How did you get so smart? -Heh, heh, heh. 466 00:30:43,424 --> 00:30:45,425 Is Free Willy back yet? 467 00:30:46,970 --> 00:30:48,554 Still out. 468 00:30:50,014 --> 00:30:54,142 People are pigs. Sit on movies like they own them. 469 00:30:54,686 --> 00:30:56,603 Freak. 470 00:30:57,105 --> 00:30:59,064 [DRILL WHIRRING] 471 00:31:03,653 --> 00:31:06,071 It's Shad. Open up. 472 00:31:06,573 --> 00:31:08,407 It wasn't me. It was a temp. 473 00:31:08,658 --> 00:31:10,284 Where's Perry Mason? 474 00:31:10,535 --> 00:31:14,621 Our good friend, Mr. Shad! Come on in, we have lots to discuss. 475 00:31:14,873 --> 00:31:16,707 No shit. 476 00:31:19,085 --> 00:31:22,838 If I buzz twice, you say my mother's on the line. She has chest pains. 477 00:31:23,047 --> 00:31:25,591 ERIN: What do you mean he's a wheelchair salesman? 478 00:31:25,842 --> 00:31:28,051 ANGELA: There's one nice thing about hospitals. 479 00:31:28,303 --> 00:31:32,222 A lot of kids in chairs are really sick, and I wave at them... 480 00:31:32,473 --> 00:31:34,808 ...and they smile just like on Jerry Lewis. 481 00:31:35,018 --> 00:31:38,645 -And do you do this every day? -On Fridays I stay with Aunt Rita. 482 00:31:39,564 --> 00:31:41,064 That's a wholesome environment. 483 00:31:41,274 --> 00:31:42,816 ANGELA: She has real wolves. 484 00:31:43,067 --> 00:31:45,569 I don't want you touching those animals. 485 00:31:45,820 --> 00:31:48,113 They're not like dogs. 486 00:31:48,364 --> 00:31:49,740 [CAR HORN HONKING] 487 00:31:57,373 --> 00:32:01,585 Time. 488 00:32:02,420 --> 00:32:04,796 I love you more than anything in the world. 489 00:32:05,048 --> 00:32:07,382 -You know that in your heart. -Mm-hm. 490 00:32:07,550 --> 00:32:08,842 -Mommy? -What, baby? 491 00:32:09,052 --> 00:32:11,386 Do you know those dolls you got me? 492 00:32:11,846 --> 00:32:14,556 Daddy says he can't find them anywhere. 493 00:32:16,851 --> 00:32:17,893 We'll get you new ones. 494 00:32:18,353 --> 00:32:21,146 -I love you. -Bye, baby. I love you. 495 00:32:21,397 --> 00:32:22,648 Hey, let's go! 496 00:32:25,401 --> 00:32:28,278 All right, you go on. I'll bring your stuff. 497 00:32:33,368 --> 00:32:36,078 DARRELL: Hey, baby! Did you have a good day? 498 00:32:36,329 --> 00:32:38,497 -Mm-hm. -Good. 499 00:32:42,835 --> 00:32:45,754 She told me about your new profession. Really admirable. 500 00:32:46,005 --> 00:32:47,214 At least I ain't naked. 501 00:32:47,465 --> 00:32:48,715 "At least I ain't naked"? 502 00:32:48,925 --> 00:32:51,051 You get caught using that child in a felony... 503 00:32:51,302 --> 00:32:54,972 -...and Family Services will put her-- -No way I'd get caught. 504 00:32:55,974 --> 00:32:59,768 Got me one of them doctor's jackets and a stethoscope. 505 00:33:02,105 --> 00:33:03,855 Look like one of them dudes on ER. 506 00:33:04,107 --> 00:33:06,566 Darrell, would you think for once in your life? 507 00:33:06,734 --> 00:33:07,776 Hey! 508 00:33:10,071 --> 00:33:13,323 I don't need no stripper telling me how to behave. 509 00:33:13,825 --> 00:33:15,909 I'll see you in two weeks. 510 00:33:21,499 --> 00:33:23,333 -You ready? -Mm-hm. 511 00:33:43,521 --> 00:33:44,730 ALAN: You know where that was taken? 512 00:33:45,189 --> 00:33:46,690 Your mama's birthday party. 513 00:33:47,191 --> 00:33:51,361 Heh, heh. The Eager Beaver. Last Wednesday. Can you identify those people? 514 00:33:52,071 --> 00:33:54,239 Yeah, this old fool. Erin. 515 00:33:54,615 --> 00:33:55,741 Erin's the stripper? 516 00:33:56,200 --> 00:33:57,826 What'd you say? 517 00:33:57,994 --> 00:33:59,828 Erin's the stripper. 518 00:34:00,246 --> 00:34:02,789 -Dancer, fat-ass. -Dancer. She's a dancer! 519 00:34:03,207 --> 00:34:04,833 All right, look. 520 00:34:05,752 --> 00:34:09,463 The young man who was so savagely beaten... 521 00:34:09,714 --> 00:34:12,132 ...is my client, Paul Guber. 522 00:34:12,633 --> 00:34:14,676 No shit. Too bad for him. 523 00:34:15,636 --> 00:34:16,762 I don't think so. 524 00:34:17,013 --> 00:34:19,639 The third person in that photo is none other than... 525 00:34:19,849 --> 00:34:22,476 ...David L. Dilbeck. 526 00:34:24,020 --> 00:34:25,479 So what? 527 00:34:26,314 --> 00:34:28,815 Do you follow politics, Mr. Shad? 528 00:34:30,276 --> 00:34:32,611 Do I look like I follow politics? 529 00:34:32,862 --> 00:34:35,197 David Dilbeck is the United States congressman... 530 00:34:35,364 --> 00:34:38,366 ...from the fifth district. He's up for reelection in six weeks. 531 00:34:39,494 --> 00:34:41,745 You gonna put the squeeze on him. 532 00:34:41,954 --> 00:34:45,040 Nice. What that gotta do with me? 533 00:34:45,708 --> 00:34:48,001 I'll give you 10 percent of the squeeze. 534 00:34:54,717 --> 00:34:57,302 Is this conceivably as big as the yogurt deal? 535 00:34:58,721 --> 00:35:01,014 "As big"? Heh. 536 00:35:01,182 --> 00:35:05,811 Congressman Dilbeck is chairman of the subcommittee on sugar, okay? 537 00:35:06,062 --> 00:35:08,438 The Rojo family cannot allow him to lose. 538 00:35:08,689 --> 00:35:13,401 Because their price supports are worth hundreds of millions of dollars. 539 00:35:13,653 --> 00:35:15,403 And quite frankly, Mr. Shad... 540 00:35:16,447 --> 00:35:19,282 ...this is the opportunity of a lifetime. 541 00:35:21,160 --> 00:35:22,452 Good. 542 00:35:23,454 --> 00:35:24,788 Just keep Erin out of it. 543 00:35:24,997 --> 00:35:26,123 I'll do my best. 544 00:35:27,375 --> 00:35:29,209 She's out. Erin is out. Erin who? 545 00:35:32,213 --> 00:35:34,089 [SOUL SURVIVOR'S "EXPRESSWAY TO YOUR HEART" PLAYING OVER SPEAKERS] 546 00:35:34,257 --> 00:35:35,298 [MAN WHISTLES] 547 00:35:35,466 --> 00:35:37,008 Whoo-hoo! 548 00:35:37,176 --> 00:35:40,428 They're all the time Getting in front of me 549 00:35:40,763 --> 00:35:41,972 Charming spot. 550 00:35:42,223 --> 00:35:43,932 Look. Steven Spielberg's house. 551 00:35:44,183 --> 00:35:48,270 I wish he'd come in here. I'm sure he would have big hots for me. 552 00:35:48,479 --> 00:35:50,188 You'd turn his whole life around. 553 00:35:50,439 --> 00:35:54,776 Steven Spielberg's shower. Can you imagine me and him in that shower? 554 00:35:55,027 --> 00:35:58,697 -Oh, that cute little beard! -Yours or his? 555 00:36:00,658 --> 00:36:04,870 Hey, Jerry, it's Erin Grant. What a long beep. 556 00:36:05,121 --> 00:36:07,038 STRIPPER: Someone's waiting for you. 557 00:36:07,248 --> 00:36:08,999 Maybe you're out of town.... 558 00:36:09,250 --> 00:36:13,170 I'm just calling to see about that legal matter we discussed. 559 00:36:13,421 --> 00:36:16,631 If you get a chance, just give me a call at the club. 560 00:36:16,883 --> 00:36:18,508 Thanks, bye. 561 00:36:20,344 --> 00:36:22,762 -Michael Jordan's at table eight! -Great. 562 00:36:23,014 --> 00:36:26,349 Say hello to the fantastic Monique, Jr.! 563 00:36:27,310 --> 00:36:29,227 [CROWD CHEERING] 564 00:36:29,395 --> 00:36:32,189 [BOOKER T AND THE MG'S "GREEN ONIONS" PLAYING OVER SPEAKERS] 565 00:36:33,941 --> 00:36:36,902 ORLY: Lieutenant Garcia with homicide. 566 00:36:37,153 --> 00:36:38,737 What's he want with Erin? 567 00:36:38,988 --> 00:36:40,739 Got no idea. 568 00:36:40,990 --> 00:36:42,782 All I need is scandal. 569 00:36:52,501 --> 00:36:54,252 What do you know about Prozac? 570 00:36:55,296 --> 00:36:58,298 It makes you happy. There's side effects. 571 00:36:58,799 --> 00:37:00,634 Like what? 572 00:37:01,052 --> 00:37:02,636 Limp noodle. 573 00:37:02,803 --> 00:37:04,179 Who cares? 574 00:37:04,430 --> 00:37:07,933 I haven't had a hard-on since I started running this place. 575 00:37:08,559 --> 00:37:11,478 Closest I got was Sea World. 576 00:37:12,063 --> 00:37:14,397 Porpoise got me hot. 577 00:37:16,025 --> 00:37:18,777 What the fuck you telling me that for? 578 00:37:21,781 --> 00:37:25,033 I'm going next door. See what Ling's up to. 579 00:37:29,830 --> 00:37:31,498 -Drowned? -Yeah. 580 00:37:32,291 --> 00:37:33,625 ERIN: Oh, my God. 581 00:37:33,876 --> 00:37:36,920 He had pictures of you all over his apartment. 582 00:37:38,631 --> 00:37:41,716 He was a really big fan. He used to bring me flowers-- 583 00:37:41,968 --> 00:37:45,053 He was just a fan? There was no touching? 584 00:37:46,389 --> 00:37:48,014 This has been a real pleasure. 585 00:37:48,224 --> 00:37:50,100 I dance, so I must turn tricks? 586 00:37:50,309 --> 00:37:53,979 Nice way to open a conversation. "I understand you're a hooker?" 587 00:37:54,188 --> 00:37:56,439 You don't work in a library here. 588 00:37:57,858 --> 00:37:59,818 I'm trying to figure out the man's life. 589 00:38:00,069 --> 00:38:01,736 He was a customer. 590 00:38:01,988 --> 00:38:04,781 That's all I know about his life. Except that it's over. 591 00:38:05,032 --> 00:38:07,784 Okay. I apologize. 592 00:38:08,035 --> 00:38:11,246 Sincerely. Look, I'm real-- I'm nowhere on this. 593 00:38:11,497 --> 00:38:13,915 I could use some-- Please give me a minute? 594 00:38:16,544 --> 00:38:17,627 Please? 595 00:38:22,049 --> 00:38:24,634 -So where did this happen? -Lake Okeechobee. 596 00:38:26,095 --> 00:38:29,848 It's where I made the serious mistake of taking my vacation. 597 00:38:33,227 --> 00:38:35,603 Your family? Nice. 598 00:38:38,441 --> 00:38:42,402 It's not the kind of place you'd expect to encounter a homicide. 599 00:38:42,611 --> 00:38:45,530 -Homicide? You said he drowned. -No, we did an autopsy. 600 00:38:46,115 --> 00:38:49,784 The water in his lungs, they come up clean. 601 00:38:50,036 --> 00:38:52,704 -There was tap water in his lungs? -Exactly. 602 00:38:52,955 --> 00:38:56,624 Somebody killed him, like in a bathtub, then dumped the body in a lake. 603 00:38:57,293 --> 00:38:58,460 Do you read mysteries? 604 00:38:59,045 --> 00:39:02,797 Up till three months ago, I worked at the FBI in Miami. 605 00:39:03,632 --> 00:39:07,886 A secretary. Until I got fired for having a defective husband. 606 00:39:11,182 --> 00:39:15,560 I'm in a pretty bad custody fight. Jerry was trying to help me. 607 00:39:15,811 --> 00:39:17,687 From the shores of the Dead Sea... 608 00:39:17,938 --> 00:39:20,190 ...a decorated nurse in the Israeli army... 609 00:39:20,441 --> 00:39:25,070 ...say shalom to the fabulous Ariel Sharon! 610 00:39:25,404 --> 00:39:27,072 [CROWD CHEERING] 611 00:39:27,239 --> 00:39:29,324 [LALADIN'S "LOVE CHILD" PLAYING OVER SPEAKERS] 612 00:39:31,660 --> 00:39:33,328 Ah 613 00:39:34,830 --> 00:39:35,872 [SIGHS] 614 00:39:37,333 --> 00:39:40,377 Could we go outside? I could really use some air. 615 00:40:04,693 --> 00:40:06,778 [SMOKEY ROBINSON'S "YOU'VE REALLY GOT A HOLD ON ME" PLAYS ON SPEAKERS] 616 00:40:07,238 --> 00:40:08,863 [CROWD CHEERING] 617 00:40:09,698 --> 00:40:12,992 I don't like you 618 00:40:13,160 --> 00:40:15,537 But I love you 619 00:40:15,704 --> 00:40:21,668 Seems that I'm always thinking of you 620 00:40:21,836 --> 00:40:26,339 Oh, oh, oh, you treat me badly 621 00:40:26,757 --> 00:40:28,633 I love you madly 622 00:40:28,801 --> 00:40:30,260 Oh! 623 00:40:30,428 --> 00:40:32,637 You really got a hold on me 624 00:40:32,805 --> 00:40:35,098 Really got a hold on me 625 00:40:35,266 --> 00:40:37,350 You really got a hold on me 626 00:40:37,768 --> 00:40:41,688 Oh, Mr. Orly! What a wonderful surprise. 627 00:40:41,939 --> 00:40:44,315 Nice to be in quality club, eh? 628 00:40:44,567 --> 00:40:46,860 Yeah, if you like freak shows. 629 00:40:47,361 --> 00:40:48,987 Ling! Ling! Get over here! 630 00:40:49,238 --> 00:40:50,405 Move it! 631 00:40:50,614 --> 00:40:52,031 Excuse me. I'm sorry. 632 00:40:52,283 --> 00:40:54,159 But that's Mr. Chris Rojo... 633 00:40:54,368 --> 00:40:56,327 ...of the sugar Rojos. 634 00:40:56,579 --> 00:40:59,747 Typical of the kind of rich big shots we get here. 635 00:41:00,416 --> 00:41:02,709 My love is strong now 636 00:41:02,877 --> 00:41:05,920 You really got a hold on me 637 00:41:06,088 --> 00:41:08,965 Really got a hold on me 638 00:41:09,133 --> 00:41:12,051 You really got a hold on me 639 00:41:12,219 --> 00:41:14,804 Really got a hold on me 640 00:41:14,972 --> 00:41:17,056 Baby 641 00:41:18,392 --> 00:41:21,102 Is this the place where I met my angel? 642 00:41:21,687 --> 00:41:24,063 I don't know which angel you're referring to. 643 00:41:24,398 --> 00:41:26,232 [ALL CHEERING] 644 00:41:27,943 --> 00:41:30,403 GARCIA: A congressman? -A congressman. 645 00:41:30,696 --> 00:41:32,363 You mean a U.S. congressman? 646 00:41:32,573 --> 00:41:34,741 Well, he wasn't specific who it was. 647 00:41:34,992 --> 00:41:36,367 I told him it was bananas... 648 00:41:36,619 --> 00:41:39,662 ...and maybe it was better that he stayed out of it. 649 00:41:40,706 --> 00:41:43,249 On Wednesday, there was an incident, a guy with a bottle-- 650 00:41:43,584 --> 00:41:48,004 Oh, he was a total whack job. Drunk out of his mind. 651 00:41:48,881 --> 00:41:51,341 Can you remember, was Mr. Killian here? 652 00:41:52,259 --> 00:41:53,927 No, not offhand, but maybe. 653 00:41:54,178 --> 00:41:57,805 Think about that and let me know. Here's all my numbers. 654 00:41:58,432 --> 00:42:01,476 Once again, I apologize. I mean, for any aspersions. 655 00:42:05,523 --> 00:42:07,607 You wanna make it up to me? 656 00:42:07,983 --> 00:42:10,652 -I beg your pardon? -I need a favor. 657 00:42:10,903 --> 00:42:13,112 You've got friends on the vice squad? 658 00:42:13,364 --> 00:42:14,906 They're not my bosom buddies. 659 00:42:15,115 --> 00:42:16,866 My ex-husband's an informant. 660 00:42:17,117 --> 00:42:19,369 It's why this idiot judge gave him custody. 661 00:42:19,620 --> 00:42:21,579 -Are you joking? -I wish. 662 00:42:21,830 --> 00:42:26,000 But I was thinking, if vice dumped him as an informer... 663 00:42:26,252 --> 00:42:28,836 ...when my appeal came up in six weeks... 664 00:42:29,088 --> 00:42:32,131 ...I could then say my ex-husband is unfit. 665 00:42:32,383 --> 00:42:35,969 -He's such a criminal-- -Wait a minute. He's a criminal? 666 00:42:36,262 --> 00:42:38,304 Your ex? He's a criminal? 667 00:42:39,932 --> 00:42:43,101 He steals wheelchairs. Thank you very much. 668 00:42:45,980 --> 00:42:48,064 All right, let me see what I can do. 669 00:42:48,482 --> 00:42:51,985 -Good night. -You know, not having her around... 670 00:42:52,945 --> 00:42:54,654 ...it's like my heart is missing. 671 00:42:55,114 --> 00:42:57,031 I'm sure. 672 00:42:58,242 --> 00:42:59,951 Let me see what I can do. 673 00:43:00,578 --> 00:43:03,913 Good night. 674 00:43:20,347 --> 00:43:21,681 How much you pay them? 675 00:43:22,975 --> 00:43:24,892 I think they're up to $30 a day. 676 00:43:25,144 --> 00:43:27,520 Subtract room and board, booze and smokes. 677 00:43:27,771 --> 00:43:31,482 You know, who knows? Maybe they pay us! Ha, ha, ha! 678 00:43:32,693 --> 00:43:34,736 -Hell of a business. -It's the best! 679 00:43:34,987 --> 00:43:36,904 We gotta protect it, my friend, right? 680 00:43:37,781 --> 00:43:41,451 Son, I've been protecting your family for 20 years. 681 00:43:41,744 --> 00:43:43,453 You're the greatest, man! 682 00:43:43,704 --> 00:43:46,331 I'm saying, until the election, no more girls, huh? 683 00:43:46,957 --> 00:43:48,833 Bring your wife down here for a weekend. 684 00:43:49,084 --> 00:43:52,337 What's her name? Alice? Mary Pat. Mary Pat. 685 00:43:53,213 --> 00:43:57,216 Chris, I met an angel. 686 00:43:57,468 --> 00:44:01,179 -I mean, she's a dancer. -Oh. 687 00:44:03,015 --> 00:44:06,726 She's so pure and clean. Not like the rest of these whores. 688 00:44:06,977 --> 00:44:08,436 -If I could be with her-- -What? 689 00:44:08,687 --> 00:44:09,729 You'd be a good boy? 690 00:44:09,980 --> 00:44:13,107 I'd be perfect. I'd be perfect. I swear I would. 691 00:44:13,359 --> 00:44:15,151 I would stop going to clubs. 692 00:44:15,402 --> 00:44:17,111 I would stop drinking. 693 00:44:17,321 --> 00:44:19,822 I would just lead a regular life, you know? 694 00:44:20,074 --> 00:44:23,785 With my wife and a steady mistress. 695 00:44:24,078 --> 00:44:26,663 And I would have a decent life. 696 00:44:27,206 --> 00:44:29,832 So let's do it! Where'd you see her? 697 00:44:30,417 --> 00:44:32,085 [GRUNTING] 698 00:44:33,879 --> 00:44:37,090 My brain has just turned to shit. 699 00:44:37,341 --> 00:44:39,509 That's why you're in Congress! 700 00:44:39,677 --> 00:44:41,636 [BOTH LAUGHING] 701 00:44:43,972 --> 00:44:45,973 You're probably right. 702 00:44:46,183 --> 00:44:48,476 [ANNIE LENNOX'S "LITTLE BIRD" PLAYING ON STEREO] 703 00:44:54,942 --> 00:45:01,155 I look up to the little bird 704 00:45:01,323 --> 00:45:07,620 That glides across the sky 705 00:45:10,374 --> 00:45:16,462 He sings the clearest melody 706 00:45:16,630 --> 00:45:23,428 It makes me want to cry 707 00:45:24,430 --> 00:45:31,102 It makes me want to sit right down And cry, cry, cry 708 00:45:31,270 --> 00:45:33,187 Yeah 709 00:45:33,355 --> 00:45:39,527 I walk along the city streets 710 00:45:39,695 --> 00:45:45,116 So dark with rage and fear 711 00:45:45,284 --> 00:45:47,076 [ERIN HUMMING AND SINGING ALONG TO SONG] 712 00:45:47,327 --> 00:45:54,959 And I I wish that I could be that bird 713 00:45:55,127 --> 00:46:01,674 And fly away from here 714 00:46:02,843 --> 00:46:10,433 I wish I had the wings To fly away from here 715 00:46:10,601 --> 00:46:14,520 But my, my, I feel so low 716 00:46:14,688 --> 00:46:18,399 My, my, where do I go? 717 00:46:18,567 --> 00:46:22,278 My, my, what do I know? 718 00:46:22,446 --> 00:46:26,365 My, my, we reap what we sow 719 00:46:26,533 --> 00:46:29,452 They always said that you knew best 720 00:46:29,620 --> 00:46:34,081 But this little bird's fallen out Of that nest now 721 00:46:34,249 --> 00:46:38,044 I've got a feeling That it might have been blessed 722 00:46:38,212 --> 00:46:42,340 So I've just got to put these wings to test 723 00:46:44,968 --> 00:46:46,594 [KNOCKING ON DOOR] 724 00:46:48,847 --> 00:46:50,306 [MUSIC TURNS DOWN] 725 00:46:55,395 --> 00:46:56,437 Who is it? 726 00:46:56,605 --> 00:46:59,357 It's Lieutenant Garcia. Is it a bad time now? 727 00:46:59,566 --> 00:47:01,984 No, just a second. I was rehearsing. 728 00:47:08,700 --> 00:47:09,742 Morning. 729 00:47:10,160 --> 00:47:12,745 Morning. I was nearby. I probably should've call-- 730 00:47:12,996 --> 00:47:15,206 No, no, it's fine. Please come on in. 731 00:47:16,333 --> 00:47:17,708 GARCIA: Thank you. 732 00:47:18,836 --> 00:47:21,921 ERIN: Can I get you some coffee or English muffin? 733 00:47:22,172 --> 00:47:24,006 No, no, thanks. 734 00:47:24,258 --> 00:47:26,884 You know, I was thinking... 735 00:47:27,511 --> 00:47:29,720 ...and if I had to guess, I would say... 736 00:47:29,972 --> 00:47:34,058 ...that Jerry was probably there because he was there most nights. 737 00:47:34,476 --> 00:47:36,018 So do you know anything new? 738 00:47:36,270 --> 00:47:38,813 Actually, I have some good news... 739 00:47:39,064 --> 00:47:41,482 ...and I have some mediocre news. 740 00:47:42,276 --> 00:47:45,403 The good news is Darrell lost his informant status. 741 00:47:46,321 --> 00:47:47,321 Yes! 742 00:47:47,531 --> 00:47:48,531 GARCIA: 9:00 this morning. 743 00:47:49,908 --> 00:47:52,451 Vice thought his information was bogus anyway. 744 00:47:53,120 --> 00:47:56,622 This is great! Now in six weeks, I can go to the judge-- 745 00:47:56,874 --> 00:47:59,208 That's the mediocre part. 746 00:47:59,710 --> 00:48:03,337 Judge Fingerhut had a heart attack early this morning... 747 00:48:03,547 --> 00:48:05,423 ...at a porno theater on Ocean. 748 00:48:06,049 --> 00:48:08,134 -Don't tell me that! -He was DOA... 749 00:48:08,385 --> 00:48:10,261 ...at Don Shula Hospital. 750 00:48:11,471 --> 00:48:15,057 Anyway, I called around, and the earliest.... 751 00:48:15,309 --> 00:48:18,060 It'll be six months before your appeal's heard. 752 00:48:18,312 --> 00:48:19,437 The system is all backed up. 753 00:48:19,688 --> 00:48:23,107 I can't allow her to stay with him for another six months! 754 00:48:23,358 --> 00:48:26,110 There's nothing you can do from a legal standpoint. 755 00:48:26,320 --> 00:48:28,195 Absolutely nothing. 756 00:48:31,158 --> 00:48:32,992 I understand. 757 00:48:34,453 --> 00:48:35,953 Is today Friday? 758 00:48:36,204 --> 00:48:37,663 Yeah, it's Friday. 759 00:48:38,081 --> 00:48:39,665 I gotta run now. 760 00:48:41,084 --> 00:48:43,127 [BAND PLAYING UPBEAT MELODY] 761 00:48:43,337 --> 00:48:47,381 [WOMAN SINGING IN FOREIGN LANGUAGE] 762 00:49:11,323 --> 00:49:13,449 -How are you? -All right. 763 00:49:27,714 --> 00:49:30,132 WOMAN: You're wonderful, Mr. Dilbeck! 764 00:49:31,885 --> 00:49:35,388 Thank you very much. Thank you. Phil, how you doing? 765 00:49:35,555 --> 00:49:38,599 Shalom, darling. Shalom to you. 766 00:49:40,352 --> 00:49:42,019 Manischewitz! 767 00:49:44,606 --> 00:49:46,732 Congressman. Alan Mordecai. 768 00:49:46,984 --> 00:49:49,151 -Alan, how you been? -Fine, sir. 769 00:49:49,361 --> 00:49:52,488 Congressman, I brought a little souvenir for you. 770 00:49:52,739 --> 00:49:56,450 Obviously, the ramifications of that, if it were to become public-- 771 00:49:56,702 --> 00:49:59,578 -Is this me? -Yes, I'm afraid so. 772 00:49:59,830 --> 00:50:02,707 If this became public, it would be devastating... 773 00:50:02,916 --> 00:50:05,668 -...and I'd like to avoid that. -It's her. 774 00:50:07,546 --> 00:50:09,547 It's my angel. 775 00:50:10,966 --> 00:50:13,926 Heel! Slow down! Heel, will you? Heel! 776 00:50:49,755 --> 00:50:51,922 Are you going to your house, Mama? 777 00:50:52,174 --> 00:50:53,883 No, we're going to our house. 778 00:50:55,093 --> 00:50:56,177 For the whole day? 779 00:50:57,179 --> 00:50:58,345 Even better. 780 00:50:58,847 --> 00:50:59,847 Really? 781 00:51:01,058 --> 00:51:02,516 Really. 782 00:51:15,280 --> 00:51:17,031 You snatched me, didn't you? 783 00:51:21,745 --> 00:51:22,912 I guess I did. 784 00:51:23,371 --> 00:51:24,455 You sure did. 785 00:51:36,301 --> 00:51:38,594 Come on, pumpkin. Zippity-doo-dah. 786 00:51:49,439 --> 00:51:51,690 I didn't know she had a child. 787 00:51:51,900 --> 00:51:53,442 Of course you-- 788 00:51:53,652 --> 00:51:56,362 She's divorced, but the husband has custody. Remember? 789 00:51:56,613 --> 00:51:59,031 DILBECK: She's carrying numerous bags. 790 00:52:00,700 --> 00:52:04,870 That doesn't look like just a visitation, does it, Erb? 791 00:52:05,080 --> 00:52:06,163 I'll look into it. 792 00:52:06,414 --> 00:52:08,874 Check custody status of Ms. Erin Grant. 793 00:52:09,126 --> 00:52:11,794 God, give me strength. 794 00:52:12,671 --> 00:52:15,297 What an extraordinary creature. 795 00:52:15,799 --> 00:52:19,468 How perfect in every detail. 796 00:52:19,678 --> 00:52:23,055 Davey, you promised you'd behave until after the election. 797 00:52:23,306 --> 00:52:26,308 You don't understand. This is love. 798 00:52:26,518 --> 00:52:27,810 Please. 799 00:52:28,728 --> 00:52:30,146 I won't campaign... 800 00:52:30,397 --> 00:52:32,606 ...until I can possess... 801 00:52:32,858 --> 00:52:35,442 ...her actual velvet self. 802 00:52:35,986 --> 00:52:39,530 In the meantime, I want you to bring me something. 803 00:52:39,781 --> 00:52:41,949 Something of hers. 804 00:52:42,159 --> 00:52:43,492 Something... 805 00:52:43,743 --> 00:52:45,703 ...personal to tide me over. 806 00:52:46,997 --> 00:52:48,080 How personal? 807 00:52:49,583 --> 00:52:51,792 Intensely personal. 808 00:53:03,221 --> 00:53:04,555 Am I a good help? 809 00:53:04,806 --> 00:53:09,059 Honey, you are the best laundry assistant I've ever had. 810 00:53:14,357 --> 00:53:16,066 All right, let's hit the road, Jack. 811 00:53:16,318 --> 00:53:17,359 Who's Jack? 812 00:53:18,153 --> 00:53:20,321 It's just an expression. Come on. 813 00:54:22,384 --> 00:54:24,218 This is some picture. 814 00:54:26,680 --> 00:54:27,763 It's fatal. 815 00:54:28,848 --> 00:54:30,599 I don't accede to blackmail. 816 00:54:30,809 --> 00:54:32,518 Willie, I agree with you in principle... 817 00:54:32,727 --> 00:54:35,521 ...but this gets out, we're in a bigtime shitstorm. 818 00:54:35,772 --> 00:54:38,524 Pop, pay the guy off. 819 00:54:38,942 --> 00:54:42,111 You got a cancer, you talk nice to it? 820 00:54:42,362 --> 00:54:46,156 -No. You cut it out. MALCOLM: Willie. 821 00:54:46,408 --> 00:54:49,076 We can't operate like we're in the funeral business. 822 00:54:49,411 --> 00:54:53,289 I'd rather buy cops than pay blackmail. Understood? 823 00:54:54,291 --> 00:54:57,001 I just think we should consider other options. 824 00:54:57,544 --> 00:54:58,794 Understood? 825 00:55:02,966 --> 00:55:04,008 Yes. 826 00:55:15,312 --> 00:55:16,729 What else? 827 00:55:17,022 --> 00:55:18,314 A connected matter. 828 00:55:18,565 --> 00:55:21,734 Davey wants to nail this stripper, and I'd like to use the boat. 829 00:55:21,985 --> 00:55:24,653 That way, we can control the situation. 830 00:55:24,904 --> 00:55:27,906 -She's the girl from the picture? -That's correct. 831 00:55:28,158 --> 00:55:31,118 -What does she know? -Well, we gotta find out. 832 00:55:31,328 --> 00:55:35,080 The good news is she got custody of her child illegally, so she's vulnerable. 833 00:55:35,457 --> 00:55:37,583 Vulnerable isn't good enough. 834 00:55:37,834 --> 00:55:40,711 I say let Davey have his fun. Then lose her. 835 00:55:42,464 --> 00:55:44,923 Willie, Willie. 836 00:55:45,175 --> 00:55:48,635 First, let's determine whether she can hurt us or not. 837 00:55:49,554 --> 00:55:51,263 I'm sure she's just another dumb whore. 838 00:55:52,057 --> 00:55:54,391 For her sake, I hope so. 839 00:55:57,270 --> 00:56:00,439 MONIQUE: Phooey! I go back three. 840 00:56:02,609 --> 00:56:05,944 -This is complicated. -It's easy. 841 00:56:07,822 --> 00:56:09,281 All right, is it your turn? 842 00:56:09,491 --> 00:56:12,534 URBANA: Uh-uh. You stay here with us, sweetie. Mama's orders. 843 00:56:12,786 --> 00:56:14,912 ORLY: Everybody, listen up. 844 00:56:15,121 --> 00:56:18,332 This is Lorelei. 845 00:56:19,167 --> 00:56:21,377 Formerly of the Flesh Farm. 846 00:56:21,586 --> 00:56:25,547 She and her snake, Monty Python, have signed an exclusive... 847 00:56:25,757 --> 00:56:26,840 ...contract with us. 848 00:56:27,092 --> 00:56:28,592 You've got a snake? 849 00:56:28,843 --> 00:56:31,804 -Monty. -And she starts tomorrow. 850 00:56:32,430 --> 00:56:34,556 So why don't we make her feel at home... 851 00:56:34,808 --> 00:56:38,185 ...and give her a real Eager Beaver welcome! 852 00:56:38,686 --> 00:56:39,812 Welcome, darling. 853 00:56:40,438 --> 00:56:42,481 I'm Ariel, Miss Gaza Strip. 854 00:56:42,690 --> 00:56:44,108 I'm Tiffany Glass. 855 00:56:46,194 --> 00:56:48,320 -How big is your snake? -It's big. 856 00:56:48,571 --> 00:56:50,781 ARIEL: So what brings you here? 857 00:56:51,658 --> 00:56:53,951 Just what we needed, another blonde! 858 00:56:54,160 --> 00:56:55,828 ORLY: What the hell is that? 859 00:56:56,079 --> 00:56:58,205 It just came from Ling's. 860 00:56:58,456 --> 00:57:00,999 Monty sleeps with the fishes. 861 00:57:02,752 --> 00:57:04,378 Lorelei has no idea, right? 862 00:57:04,587 --> 00:57:06,422 No, it just got here. 863 00:57:07,674 --> 00:57:09,133 It's fresh. 864 00:57:09,926 --> 00:57:11,635 Go rustle up a new snake. 865 00:57:11,845 --> 00:57:15,097 Where? The A&P? Who the fuck carries pythons at 10:00 at night? 866 00:57:15,348 --> 00:57:18,642 There's an all-night snake farm on Route 27. 867 00:57:18,893 --> 00:57:20,644 Ask for Jungle Juan. 868 00:57:21,938 --> 00:57:23,063 And get rid of that. 869 00:57:23,356 --> 00:57:25,816 God, I hate this business. 870 00:57:26,025 --> 00:57:27,484 You know why? 871 00:57:27,735 --> 00:57:29,778 It's lost its humanity. 872 00:57:30,029 --> 00:57:33,699 DJ: Say hello to a gorgeous creature... -Bring change. 873 00:57:33,908 --> 00:57:36,535 ...the unbelievable Erin Grant! 874 00:57:37,871 --> 00:57:39,705 [CROWD CHEERING] 875 00:57:39,914 --> 00:57:43,041 [ANNIE LENNOX'S "LITTLE BIRD" PLAYING OVER SPEAKERS] 876 00:57:46,754 --> 00:57:52,885 I look up to the little bird 877 00:57:53,052 --> 00:57:59,308 That glides across the sky 878 00:58:02,145 --> 00:58:08,567 He sings the clearest melody 879 00:58:08,735 --> 00:58:15,073 It makes me want to cry 880 00:58:16,242 --> 00:58:22,789 It makes me want to sit right down And cry, cry, cry 881 00:58:22,957 --> 00:58:24,082 Yeah 882 00:58:25,293 --> 00:58:31,924 I walk along the city streets 883 00:58:32,926 --> 00:58:34,593 MAN: All right! 884 00:58:35,303 --> 00:58:36,803 Yeah! 885 00:58:39,057 --> 00:58:46,813 And I I wish that I could be that bird 886 00:58:46,981 --> 00:58:53,695 And fly away from here 887 00:58:54,739 --> 00:59:02,120 I wish I had the wings to fly away from here Yeah 888 00:59:03,039 --> 00:59:06,500 But my, my, I feel so low 889 00:59:06,668 --> 00:59:10,379 My, my, where do I go? 890 00:59:10,547 --> 00:59:14,091 My, my, what do I know? 891 00:59:14,259 --> 00:59:18,220 My, my, we reap what we sow 892 00:59:18,388 --> 00:59:21,390 They always said that you knew best 893 00:59:21,558 --> 00:59:25,852 But this little bird's fallen Out of that nest now 894 00:59:26,020 --> 00:59:29,106 I've got a feeling That it might have been blessed 895 00:59:29,274 --> 00:59:35,612 So I've just got to put these wings to test 896 00:59:46,165 --> 00:59:48,500 SPEAKER: Because he believes in the family... 897 00:59:48,751 --> 00:59:52,045 ...in the values that made us a God-fearing people. 898 00:59:52,255 --> 00:59:55,674 Because he's long been a friend of this organization. 899 01:00:04,809 --> 01:00:08,270 Get him out of there. Preferably with his clothes on. 900 01:00:14,986 --> 01:00:16,528 David-- Oh, my God! 901 01:00:17,030 --> 01:00:19,114 Tell me I'm dreaming. Please. 902 01:00:19,407 --> 01:00:23,493 No, no, no! I cannot believe this! 903 01:00:23,870 --> 01:00:25,454 No, no, no! Davey, no! 904 01:00:26,289 --> 01:00:27,581 Is this lint fresh? 905 01:00:27,832 --> 01:00:30,042 -Hot out of the Maytag. -Oh. 906 01:00:30,209 --> 01:00:31,752 [SNIFFS] 907 01:00:31,919 --> 01:00:34,338 You just can't imagine! 908 01:00:34,922 --> 01:00:38,383 This is the very essence of that glorious creature. 909 01:00:38,635 --> 01:00:42,429 I gotta say, even for you, Davey, this is off the charts! 910 01:00:42,972 --> 01:00:44,014 Why are you shiny? 911 01:00:45,767 --> 01:00:46,808 It's Vaseline. 912 01:00:48,686 --> 01:00:51,063 It's Vas-- Great. It's Vaseline. 913 01:00:51,314 --> 01:00:53,940 You've never covered yourself with Vaseline? 914 01:00:54,317 --> 01:00:55,984 Not unless I have third-degree burns. 915 01:00:57,779 --> 01:01:01,114 You don't know what you're missing. I've got it all over. 916 01:01:01,491 --> 01:01:06,036 It's down in my boots. I can feel it squishing in between my toes. 917 01:01:06,245 --> 01:01:10,916 All right, okay. Davey, the Young Christians are waiting so.... 918 01:01:12,460 --> 01:01:14,586 -When will I see her? -It's in the works. 919 01:01:14,879 --> 01:01:16,546 -When? -It's in the works! 920 01:01:17,715 --> 01:01:19,591 Clean yourself up! 921 01:01:20,301 --> 01:01:24,513 I did not go into politics to pimp for a twisted old fuck like you! 922 01:01:24,764 --> 01:01:26,598 I've had it, Davey. 923 01:01:28,518 --> 01:01:29,935 I quit. 924 01:01:31,771 --> 01:01:34,481 You are such a child. 925 01:01:35,316 --> 01:01:37,943 CROWD [CHANTING]: Davey! Davey! Davey! 926 01:01:39,112 --> 01:01:42,656 SINGERS [OVER SPEAKERS]: Onward, Christian soldiers 927 01:01:42,949 --> 01:01:47,035 Marching as to war 928 01:01:47,286 --> 01:01:51,331 With the cross of Jesus 929 01:01:51,624 --> 01:01:55,252 Going on before 930 01:01:55,461 --> 01:01:59,256 Christ, the royal Master 931 01:01:59,465 --> 01:02:03,301 Leads against the foe 932 01:02:03,511 --> 01:02:06,805 Forward into battle 933 01:02:07,014 --> 01:02:10,851 See his banners go 934 01:02:11,602 --> 01:02:16,064 Onward, Christian soldiers 935 01:02:16,232 --> 01:02:19,234 Marching as to war 936 01:02:19,819 --> 01:02:22,362 Thank you. Thank you very much. 937 01:02:25,032 --> 01:02:27,826 You are too kind. You are too kind. 938 01:02:31,038 --> 01:02:36,042 What a privilege for me to be here for you good people tonight... 939 01:02:36,335 --> 01:02:38,920 ...and to talk about an issue that is so critical... 940 01:02:39,172 --> 01:02:43,008 ...to this campaign and to all of the American people. 941 01:02:43,509 --> 01:02:45,844 I'm talking about the issue... 942 01:02:46,012 --> 01:02:48,555 ...of family values. 943 01:03:06,532 --> 01:03:08,742 LORELEI: Where's Monty? He isn't here yet. 944 01:03:08,951 --> 01:03:11,453 He's on his way. Relax. 945 01:03:13,414 --> 01:03:15,207 ERIN: Do me a favor and watch Angela? 946 01:03:15,458 --> 01:03:17,959 I'm gonna get my car, it's pouring out. 947 01:03:18,211 --> 01:03:20,420 -Yeah, sure, gorgeous. -Thanks. 948 01:03:23,549 --> 01:03:25,383 ERIN: Where have you been all night? 949 01:03:25,593 --> 01:03:29,846 Doing my Christmas shopping early. Martha Stewart recommends it. 950 01:03:32,225 --> 01:03:35,477 If that's not a snake, then it's an amazing belt. 951 01:03:36,145 --> 01:03:40,065 I gotta find a new line of work. This shit is getting out of hand. 952 01:03:40,274 --> 01:03:42,734 Let me put this down and walk you to your car. 953 01:03:42,944 --> 01:03:45,070 I'm fine. I'll see you tomorrow. 954 01:04:01,754 --> 01:04:04,631 -Evening, everybody. -Shit! 955 01:04:04,924 --> 01:04:08,176 -Where's my little 'un? -Where you can't get her. 956 01:04:09,262 --> 01:04:12,389 Is that ever the wrong answer. Bring her to me now! 957 01:04:12,598 --> 01:04:15,475 I am not bringing her to you in this lifetime. 958 01:04:15,685 --> 01:04:19,479 I'll go to that judge and tell him my whore of a wife abducted-- 959 01:04:19,689 --> 01:04:22,148 Guess what, Darrell? The judge is dead. 960 01:04:22,400 --> 01:04:24,317 So you'll just have to kill me. 961 01:04:24,610 --> 01:04:27,404 -Go on! -Think I'm afraid to? 962 01:04:27,613 --> 01:04:30,115 Think I don't have the manliness to take your life? 963 01:04:30,324 --> 01:04:32,450 I think you are all man. 964 01:04:32,660 --> 01:04:37,414 That death row-lethal injection thing? That's not gonna scare you. 965 01:04:38,833 --> 01:04:40,834 They'd never execute a daddy. 966 01:04:41,335 --> 01:04:42,544 Drop the knife. 967 01:04:42,795 --> 01:04:44,129 You got till three. One. 968 01:04:44,797 --> 01:04:46,298 Suck my dick. 969 01:04:46,549 --> 01:04:48,550 Whip the little fella out. Two. 970 01:04:48,801 --> 01:04:51,303 This here is a domestic squabble. 971 01:04:53,973 --> 01:04:55,140 Ah! 972 01:04:55,433 --> 01:04:56,683 Three. 973 01:04:58,144 --> 01:04:59,352 You broke my arm! 974 01:04:59,645 --> 01:05:01,062 SHAD: You sure? 975 01:05:06,152 --> 01:05:07,652 [DARRELL GRUNTING] 976 01:05:08,487 --> 01:05:10,655 DARRELL: Bitch! ERIN: Bully! 977 01:05:12,950 --> 01:05:15,327 DARRELL: Argh! Argh! 978 01:05:16,871 --> 01:05:18,997 I'm gonna get you! 979 01:05:22,460 --> 01:05:25,337 -Are you okay? -Just had a tiff with my ex. 980 01:05:25,546 --> 01:05:29,674 I know what that's like. Did you see? Monty finally got here. 981 01:05:29,967 --> 01:05:31,343 That's great, Lorelei. 982 01:05:31,594 --> 01:05:34,721 Hey, baby. Say hi to Erin. 983 01:05:35,264 --> 01:05:36,514 -Cute. RECEPTIONIST: Homicide. 984 01:05:36,766 --> 01:05:38,016 Lieutenant Garcia. 985 01:05:40,353 --> 01:05:42,187 DARRELL: She's a kidnapper! 986 01:05:42,480 --> 01:05:44,022 OFFICER: Watch your head there. 987 01:05:45,358 --> 01:05:48,360 GARCIA: The fact is he threatened, and he did not attempt. 988 01:05:49,028 --> 01:05:51,863 What if he kills me? Can I press charges then? 989 01:05:52,031 --> 01:05:54,532 The law is the law. I'll screw around here. 990 01:05:54,742 --> 01:05:59,037 If you like, I'll lose your paperwork. He makes bail, she's his. 991 01:06:02,041 --> 01:06:04,709 I should split and take her to New England. 992 01:06:05,628 --> 01:06:07,003 Understand this. 993 01:06:07,213 --> 01:06:10,757 If you split without formal custody, you'll lose her forever. 994 01:06:11,050 --> 01:06:14,135 I've dealt with Family Services. They are pencil pushers. 995 01:06:14,387 --> 01:06:17,138 -This is by the book. -I'm dealing with a maniac. 996 01:06:17,390 --> 01:06:19,933 I understand. I repeat, you can't take off. 997 01:06:20,810 --> 01:06:22,435 You cannot. 998 01:06:24,397 --> 01:06:26,398 You might have a bigger problem. 999 01:06:27,400 --> 01:06:29,818 -I can't have a bigger problem! -Look at this. 1000 01:06:30,403 --> 01:06:33,905 Any of these clowns the one who might have assaulted Mr. Guber? 1001 01:06:44,417 --> 01:06:45,417 This clown. 1002 01:06:46,752 --> 01:06:49,671 -You're positive? -Absolutely. 1003 01:06:50,965 --> 01:06:54,092 Who is he? He looks like that guy on F Troop. 1004 01:06:55,261 --> 01:06:57,095 That's Congressman Dilbeck. 1005 01:06:57,805 --> 01:06:59,431 This nut is a congressman? 1006 01:06:59,640 --> 01:07:02,767 You haven't heard from him? From any of his staff? 1007 01:07:03,477 --> 01:07:04,561 No. 1008 01:07:05,813 --> 01:07:06,813 Wait. 1009 01:07:08,107 --> 01:07:10,358 This is who Jerry was talking about. 1010 01:07:10,860 --> 01:07:13,611 Are you saying I am in danger from a congressman? 1011 01:07:13,863 --> 01:07:14,863 No. 1012 01:07:17,658 --> 01:07:19,951 Let me know if you hear from him though. 1013 01:07:20,870 --> 01:07:22,787 I think that's in both our interests. 1014 01:07:23,789 --> 01:07:25,790 How did I get so popular? 1015 01:07:28,169 --> 01:07:32,130 ERIN [SINGING]: Hush, little baby Don't you cry 1016 01:07:32,339 --> 01:07:37,469 Mama's gonna buy you a something 1017 01:07:38,137 --> 01:07:40,138 ANGELA: Pumpkin pie. 1018 01:07:40,806 --> 01:07:42,640 ERIN: Oh, you're awake. 1019 01:07:42,850 --> 01:07:45,477 -Can Mommy put you down? -No. 1020 01:07:45,686 --> 01:07:47,312 ERIN: Fair enough. 1021 01:08:08,292 --> 01:08:09,334 ANGELA: Mommy. 1022 01:08:09,502 --> 01:08:11,711 ERIN: Brush your teeth. -I'm too tired. 1023 01:08:12,004 --> 01:08:14,839 Okay, don't brush your teeth. Go on to bed. 1024 01:08:19,512 --> 01:08:22,931 "Mr. Dilbeck requests the pleasure of your company for a private dance. 1025 01:08:23,182 --> 01:08:27,018 You'll receive $2,000 cash for a one-hour set. 1026 01:08:27,186 --> 01:08:32,148 Obviously, discretion and confidentiality are of the utmost importance." 1027 01:08:42,868 --> 01:08:45,453 Mommy, do you like dancing? 1028 01:08:46,205 --> 01:08:47,580 Why are you still awake? 1029 01:08:47,873 --> 01:08:51,084 I was just thinking. Do you like dancing? 1030 01:08:51,377 --> 01:08:52,544 Not really. 1031 01:08:52,753 --> 01:08:55,213 -It's not fun? -No. 1032 01:08:55,923 --> 01:08:57,715 You're just dancing. 1033 01:08:58,801 --> 01:09:02,053 Just dancing's fun, honey. Sure, that part of the job. 1034 01:09:02,930 --> 01:09:04,806 What's not fun? The customers? 1035 01:09:05,057 --> 01:09:08,184 Urbana said some of them are mean and stupid. 1036 01:09:11,605 --> 01:09:14,065 Pumpkin, have you ever seen me dance? 1037 01:09:17,403 --> 01:09:18,403 Have you? 1038 01:09:19,446 --> 01:09:22,407 -I told the girls that-- -I came out tonight. 1039 01:09:27,246 --> 01:09:28,413 While I was dancing? 1040 01:09:34,336 --> 01:09:36,212 You looked really pretty. 1041 01:09:36,839 --> 01:09:38,089 No, I didn't. 1042 01:09:38,507 --> 01:09:41,134 Yeah, you did. You looked great. 1043 01:09:47,224 --> 01:09:48,850 Thank you, baby. 1044 01:09:53,105 --> 01:09:55,106 ANNOUNCER [ON PA]: Good afternoon, ladies and gentlemen. 1045 01:09:55,316 --> 01:09:58,234 Welcome to the Miami Seaquarium's Top Deck. 1046 01:09:59,612 --> 01:10:04,657 We are going to celebrate the oceans and all the living things in them... 1047 01:10:04,950 --> 01:10:09,162 ...as we proudly present to you a splash of the islands. 1048 01:10:12,541 --> 01:10:15,793 WOMAN: Okay, now, I need all the camp kids to come with me. 1049 01:10:16,795 --> 01:10:18,129 Come on. You too. 1050 01:10:19,632 --> 01:10:22,842 It's okay. You can go. Go on. It's all right. 1051 01:10:25,471 --> 01:10:26,638 I'll be right here. 1052 01:10:29,558 --> 01:10:30,975 Don't worry. 1053 01:10:31,894 --> 01:10:34,312 She's spent so little time with kids.... 1054 01:10:34,521 --> 01:10:37,273 GARCIA: It'll change. Once she's with you full-time. 1055 01:10:37,483 --> 01:10:39,150 I hope so. 1056 01:10:39,818 --> 01:10:42,862 GARCIA: Let me get this straight. He offered you two grand? 1057 01:10:43,364 --> 01:10:45,156 To dance for one hour? 1058 01:10:47,493 --> 01:10:51,162 -I don't know. -I can't turn it down, Al. 1059 01:10:51,372 --> 01:10:55,708 Now that I have Angie with me, I've gotta find another job immediately. 1060 01:10:56,001 --> 01:10:59,337 Which will pay me nothing compared to what I'm making now. 1061 01:11:00,172 --> 01:11:01,673 But, you know... 1062 01:11:02,091 --> 01:11:05,176 ...she saw me last night. Can you imagine? 1063 01:11:07,721 --> 01:11:09,097 Was she upset? 1064 01:11:09,348 --> 01:11:12,684 She said no, but come on. One day she's gonna realize... 1065 01:11:12,893 --> 01:11:14,686 ...and say, "That was my mother." 1066 01:11:19,358 --> 01:11:22,527 How about you? You ready to feed Flipper? Step here. 1067 01:11:23,320 --> 01:11:24,320 Oh, my God. 1068 01:11:27,199 --> 01:11:29,826 -It's safe, though, right? -What? 1069 01:11:30,035 --> 01:11:33,037 With Dilbeck. I'm bringing Shad. 1070 01:11:33,205 --> 01:11:37,417 I think as long as they think you don't know anything, you'll be fine. 1071 01:11:37,710 --> 01:11:38,835 Keep your ears open. 1072 01:11:39,878 --> 01:11:41,421 What will you do with her tonight? 1073 01:11:41,630 --> 01:11:42,755 Urbana said that she'd-- 1074 01:11:43,048 --> 01:11:45,883 Why don't you drop her off at our house? 1075 01:11:46,760 --> 01:11:48,261 -I can't do that. -Why not? 1076 01:11:48,554 --> 01:11:51,431 I told Donna everything. Your whole situation. 1077 01:11:51,640 --> 01:11:54,559 She said if you needed a hand she'd love to help. 1078 01:11:54,768 --> 01:11:57,770 She doesn't think I'm something out of A Current Affair? 1079 01:11:58,147 --> 01:12:01,899 Come on, you're a terrific girl. You know that. 1080 01:12:02,151 --> 01:12:05,945 So you made a mistake. You married a bum. What are you gonna do? 1081 01:12:06,155 --> 01:12:08,781 You gonna beat yourself up for the rest of your life? 1082 01:12:09,783 --> 01:12:12,577 Well, I usually don't, but it's.... 1083 01:12:14,079 --> 01:12:15,663 I mean, it's just that... 1084 01:12:15,914 --> 01:12:18,291 ...you know, she saw me dancing. 1085 01:12:19,460 --> 01:12:20,585 Yeah. 1086 01:12:22,296 --> 01:12:23,463 It'll all work out. 1087 01:12:24,089 --> 01:12:26,758 I want her free and clear, whatever it takes. 1088 01:12:33,015 --> 01:12:34,891 Good job, baby! 1089 01:13:02,461 --> 01:13:05,505 CHICO: You're Mrs. Grant? -No, I'm Barbara Bush. 1090 01:13:05,923 --> 01:13:08,132 CHICO: Who is he? -George Bush. 1091 01:13:08,634 --> 01:13:10,134 George Bush is not invited. 1092 01:13:11,470 --> 01:13:13,471 -Take a hike. SHAD: Heh, heh, heh. 1093 01:13:13,639 --> 01:13:15,139 Oh, no, no. 1094 01:13:15,516 --> 01:13:17,517 See, if he goes, I go. 1095 01:13:20,646 --> 01:13:22,814 Raise your hands. I gotta pat you down. 1096 01:13:24,149 --> 01:13:25,441 Stop. 1097 01:13:27,486 --> 01:13:28,861 NICO: Right this way. 1098 01:13:45,879 --> 01:13:48,339 [DEAN MARTIN'S "MEMORIES ARE MADE OF THIS" PLAYING ON STEREO] 1099 01:13:48,507 --> 01:13:55,054 Your lips and mine Two sips of wine 1100 01:13:55,222 --> 01:13:59,809 Memories are made of this 1101 01:14:00,394 --> 01:14:02,770 [SING ALONG TO SONG] 1102 01:14:02,938 --> 01:14:06,149 Then add the wedding bells 1103 01:14:06,316 --> 01:14:08,693 One house where lovers dwell 1104 01:14:08,861 --> 01:14:13,531 Hello, Erin. My name is Congressman Dilbeck. 1105 01:14:14,616 --> 01:14:17,869 You are-- You're a beauty. Heh, heh. 1106 01:14:18,036 --> 01:14:23,332 Stir carefully through the days See how the flavor stays 1107 01:14:23,500 --> 01:14:25,293 Good evening. 1108 01:14:26,712 --> 01:14:28,045 I'm Erin Grant. 1109 01:14:31,717 --> 01:14:33,593 And you must be.... 1110 01:14:35,220 --> 01:14:36,596 Convak Dilvak. 1111 01:14:36,763 --> 01:14:38,097 [STAMMERING] 1112 01:14:38,265 --> 01:14:39,599 Congressman Dildo. 1113 01:14:39,766 --> 01:14:41,601 [LAUGHS] 1114 01:14:42,769 --> 01:14:44,770 I am Congressman David Dilbeck. 1115 01:14:45,898 --> 01:14:48,232 And welcome, welcome. 1116 01:14:49,776 --> 01:14:51,277 Welcome. 1117 01:14:52,738 --> 01:14:54,655 You are truly, truly welcome. 1118 01:14:54,907 --> 01:14:55,907 Thank you. 1119 01:14:56,617 --> 01:14:58,784 Have we ever met before? 1120 01:14:59,036 --> 01:15:00,912 No, no, no, no, no. 1121 01:15:01,538 --> 01:15:03,748 But actually, I have seen... 1122 01:15:04,416 --> 01:15:07,793 ...many, many beautiful photographs of you. 1123 01:15:10,255 --> 01:15:12,840 Well, I'm honored. And a congressman. 1124 01:15:13,258 --> 01:15:17,303 Very successful congressman you must be. 1125 01:15:17,971 --> 01:15:19,138 This is not my boat. 1126 01:15:20,307 --> 01:15:23,601 It belongs to a very close friend of mine. 1127 01:15:24,269 --> 01:15:26,938 Do you like Dino? 1128 01:15:30,108 --> 01:15:34,654 Dean's great, yeah. But you know, I've brought my own. 1129 01:15:34,947 --> 01:15:37,823 Do you care for The Artist Formerly Known as Prince? 1130 01:15:37,991 --> 01:15:40,785 Fold in lightly with a dream 1131 01:15:41,662 --> 01:15:43,287 I care for you. 1132 01:15:43,455 --> 01:15:46,332 Your lips and mine 1133 01:15:46,500 --> 01:15:50,086 So, George, you get to watch any of the auditions? 1134 01:15:50,462 --> 01:15:53,381 -Watch, my ass. I do the hiring. -No, no, no. 1135 01:15:53,549 --> 01:15:54,799 I've seen every girl in Florida. 1136 01:15:55,300 --> 01:15:58,135 What are the criteria? Monster jugs? 1137 01:15:58,470 --> 01:16:00,888 Firmness is crucial. 1138 01:16:01,139 --> 01:16:04,016 I gotta hold them for a while. Shake them. 1139 01:16:05,227 --> 01:16:06,227 You shake their tits? 1140 01:16:06,728 --> 01:16:11,357 It ain't no picnic, man. Got tendinitis in my right wrist. 1141 01:16:11,817 --> 01:16:14,026 On a rainy day, it's agony. 1142 01:16:15,737 --> 01:16:17,196 You audition anybody famous? 1143 01:16:17,656 --> 01:16:20,491 -What? -You know, before they were famous. 1144 01:16:22,869 --> 01:16:24,495 Sure did. 1145 01:16:24,913 --> 01:16:26,497 Meryl Streep. 1146 01:16:27,749 --> 01:16:29,834 Come on! Meryl Streep stripped? 1147 01:16:31,169 --> 01:16:33,004 One of the best. 1148 01:16:33,255 --> 01:16:35,715 Chesty La France. 1149 01:16:37,050 --> 01:16:38,718 That was Meryl. 1150 01:16:40,721 --> 01:16:42,847 Chesty La France. I heard of her. 1151 01:16:43,515 --> 01:16:45,349 [PRINCE'S "IF I WAS YOUR GIRLFRIEND" PLAYING ON STEREO] 1152 01:17:03,493 --> 01:17:04,785 Ooh! 1153 01:17:05,537 --> 01:17:07,580 I give you anything you want. 1154 01:17:07,873 --> 01:17:09,707 A diamond ring. 1155 01:17:10,208 --> 01:17:11,250 A Lexus. 1156 01:17:11,710 --> 01:17:13,878 I'll get you a condo on the beach. 1157 01:17:14,087 --> 01:17:15,421 Just be my girlfriend. 1158 01:17:15,964 --> 01:17:18,382 -Can't do that. -Why not? 1159 01:17:19,718 --> 01:17:22,219 I love you. 1160 01:17:22,554 --> 01:17:25,556 You don't know what I've done for you recently. 1161 01:17:25,891 --> 01:17:28,267 Really? And what was that? 1162 01:17:29,311 --> 01:17:32,104 DILBECK: I talked to Judge Fingerhut about your daughter. 1163 01:17:33,065 --> 01:17:34,315 You did? 1164 01:17:35,233 --> 01:17:37,693 And how did you know about my case? 1165 01:17:38,779 --> 01:17:39,987 Little birdie told me. 1166 01:17:40,447 --> 01:17:43,908 It must have been a little old birdie who knew me very well. 1167 01:17:44,576 --> 01:17:45,701 "Who" is not important. 1168 01:17:46,286 --> 01:17:47,912 Come on now. 1169 01:17:48,955 --> 01:17:51,123 Not just a little hint. 1170 01:17:52,084 --> 01:17:54,460 I can't do that. 1171 01:17:57,589 --> 01:17:59,590 But I know the new judge. 1172 01:18:00,425 --> 01:18:04,303 He's a very good friend of mine. The Honorable Jack Goldberg. 1173 01:18:06,098 --> 01:18:07,723 He'll be more amenable. 1174 01:18:09,935 --> 01:18:14,021 Darling, if you just come into Davey's life... 1175 01:18:14,439 --> 01:18:16,440 ...good things will happen. 1176 01:18:16,733 --> 01:18:18,818 You don't know how much I worship you. 1177 01:18:20,153 --> 01:18:21,654 How much? 1178 01:18:22,114 --> 01:18:26,450 I sent my aide, Erb, over to your Laundromat. 1179 01:18:26,618 --> 01:18:30,037 He brought back some of your lint. 1180 01:18:30,956 --> 01:18:31,956 My lint? 1181 01:18:32,749 --> 01:18:33,791 Fresh... 1182 01:18:34,459 --> 01:18:36,293 ...hot lint. 1183 01:18:38,630 --> 01:18:43,467 And what did you do with that fresh, hot lint? 1184 01:18:45,011 --> 01:18:47,138 I'm afraid I made love to it. 1185 01:18:53,019 --> 01:18:56,480 Close your eyes. I've got a little surprise for you. 1186 01:18:56,773 --> 01:18:58,524 Keep them closed. 1187 01:18:58,775 --> 01:19:00,860 No peeking. 1188 01:19:02,571 --> 01:19:05,406 -Ow! -Don't invade my private life again... 1189 01:19:05,574 --> 01:19:07,324 ...or I'll kill you. You understand? 1190 01:19:07,534 --> 01:19:09,452 Show's over, big boy. 1191 01:19:10,871 --> 01:19:12,997 This is abnormal. 1192 01:19:15,083 --> 01:19:17,543 You'll come back tomorrow? Same time? 1193 01:19:17,794 --> 01:19:19,170 I don't think so. 1194 01:19:19,379 --> 01:19:21,714 I'll give you $5,000. 1195 01:19:21,923 --> 01:19:25,384 Five thousand dollars for no sex? You love me that much. 1196 01:19:26,094 --> 01:19:30,347 Just the touch of your hand sets my pecker on fire. 1197 01:19:30,932 --> 01:19:33,184 Maybe you should see a doctor. 1198 01:19:33,393 --> 01:19:34,560 Same time tomorrow? 1199 01:19:35,687 --> 01:19:38,189 If I come, can we talk more about my case? 1200 01:19:38,398 --> 01:19:41,400 We can talk about anything. As long as you're naked. 1201 01:19:42,944 --> 01:19:44,403 We'll see. 1202 01:19:52,454 --> 01:19:54,038 MALCOLM: Good evening. 1203 01:19:54,372 --> 01:19:55,706 Good evening. 1204 01:19:55,916 --> 01:19:58,876 You don't know me. I'm Malcolm Moldovsky. 1205 01:19:59,085 --> 01:20:00,753 Dilbeck's right hand. 1206 01:20:01,922 --> 01:20:03,464 You must be a very busy man. 1207 01:20:05,717 --> 01:20:06,967 Touché. 1208 01:20:07,969 --> 01:20:09,929 I wish to give you some advice... 1209 01:20:10,222 --> 01:20:12,848 ...about your adorable little daughter, Angela. 1210 01:20:13,099 --> 01:20:16,894 -What about her? -Your custody of her is illegal. 1211 01:20:17,896 --> 01:20:20,731 That's just temporary until the appeal gets heard-- 1212 01:20:20,941 --> 01:20:23,651 Please, please, Miss Grant. 1213 01:20:23,902 --> 01:20:26,153 Really, it's of no concern to us. 1214 01:20:26,780 --> 01:20:30,366 As long as you refuse to cooperate with certain individuals... 1215 01:20:30,575 --> 01:20:33,911 ...who seek to harm and slur Congressman Dilbeck... 1216 01:20:34,913 --> 01:20:37,623 ...for their own selfish political gain. 1217 01:20:44,381 --> 01:20:47,508 I don't know what you're talking about. Excuse me. 1218 01:20:48,760 --> 01:20:50,135 Perhaps you don't. 1219 01:20:50,679 --> 01:20:54,306 But what a pity if Angela were to be placed in a state home. 1220 01:20:54,599 --> 01:20:55,975 Pretty grim, most of them. 1221 01:20:56,768 --> 01:20:59,937 A lot of strange people working there. 1222 01:21:00,188 --> 01:21:05,025 I'd recommend that you cooperate with us for the child's sake. 1223 01:21:05,777 --> 01:21:09,780 Which means you talk to no one about tonight... 1224 01:21:11,283 --> 01:21:12,908 ...or any night. 1225 01:21:14,786 --> 01:21:15,828 Understood? 1226 01:21:17,372 --> 01:21:18,372 Of course. 1227 01:21:20,792 --> 01:21:21,917 Good. 1228 01:21:22,294 --> 01:21:23,961 Now if you'll excuse me... 1229 01:21:24,129 --> 01:21:27,047 ...I'd better toss the congressman into a cold shower. 1230 01:21:30,343 --> 01:21:33,554 By the way, I can see why he's so taken by your charms. 1231 01:21:35,640 --> 01:21:36,640 Good night. 1232 01:21:38,977 --> 01:21:40,644 Watch your step on the gangplank. 1233 01:21:49,029 --> 01:21:51,238 She ain't dumb enough. 1234 01:21:56,328 --> 01:21:58,829 -Try anything? -No. 1235 01:21:59,539 --> 01:22:01,248 He ask you back? 1236 01:22:02,834 --> 01:22:04,001 No. 1237 01:22:04,878 --> 01:22:07,338 Aren't we Miss Talkative tonight? 1238 01:22:08,173 --> 01:22:09,506 I'm a little tired. 1239 01:22:13,720 --> 01:22:16,055 LORELEI: What's the matter, baby? Come on. 1240 01:22:16,765 --> 01:22:19,683 [LORELEI GRUNTING] 1241 01:22:20,185 --> 01:22:21,685 Monty. 1242 01:22:21,853 --> 01:22:23,646 [GRUNTING] 1243 01:22:23,939 --> 01:22:26,357 MAN: All right! -Yeah. 1244 01:22:26,524 --> 01:22:28,359 [GRUNTING] 1245 01:22:29,903 --> 01:22:32,029 This reptile's a freaking lemon. 1246 01:22:32,238 --> 01:22:33,864 Who are you? 1247 01:22:34,366 --> 01:22:35,366 Help! 1248 01:22:40,121 --> 01:22:41,747 -So how did it go? -Fine. 1249 01:22:42,207 --> 01:22:45,042 -No problems? -No, none. 1250 01:22:46,544 --> 01:22:48,253 But no information. 1251 01:22:50,548 --> 01:22:51,715 Zero. 1252 01:22:51,883 --> 01:22:54,718 Look, I gotta run, you know. Angela's wiped. 1253 01:22:54,928 --> 01:22:57,096 I'll see you later, okay? 1254 01:23:03,728 --> 01:23:05,104 MAN: Come on, come on! 1255 01:23:05,939 --> 01:23:07,898 MAN 2: Come on, you can do it! 1256 01:23:08,233 --> 01:23:10,234 Get this off of me. 1257 01:23:10,652 --> 01:23:11,735 MONIQUE: Do something! 1258 01:23:11,903 --> 01:23:15,072 I'm doing something. I'm protecting you. 1259 01:23:15,573 --> 01:23:18,575 -Stand back. -Oh, my God. What a show. 1260 01:23:19,661 --> 01:23:21,620 That's not Monty! 1261 01:23:22,747 --> 01:23:25,040 SABRINA: You're fine, hon. You'll be fine. 1262 01:23:25,291 --> 01:23:27,084 Who was that snake? 1263 01:23:27,419 --> 01:23:29,253 It doesn't look bad. 1264 01:23:31,089 --> 01:23:32,589 What happened here? 1265 01:23:33,925 --> 01:23:35,926 We got a problem with a dead snake. 1266 01:23:36,428 --> 01:23:38,053 Gee, that's funny. 1267 01:23:39,264 --> 01:23:40,264 So do I. 1268 01:23:42,058 --> 01:23:46,145 GARCIA: Here's that brilliant, charming attorney of yours, Mr. Mordecai. 1269 01:23:48,189 --> 01:23:52,818 Found him 400 yards offshore. Now show him the rest of his kisser. 1270 01:23:55,196 --> 01:23:58,657 Crabs find lawyers a particular delicacy. 1271 01:23:59,325 --> 01:24:00,451 Looks like lasagna. 1272 01:24:01,619 --> 01:24:03,120 Cover that shit up. 1273 01:24:03,288 --> 01:24:06,999 You wanna tell me why your name was on his calendar for tomorrow? 1274 01:24:07,792 --> 01:24:11,378 I was involved in litigation with a yogurt company. 1275 01:24:13,339 --> 01:24:16,175 From my limited experience, this isn't something... 1276 01:24:16,468 --> 01:24:19,136 ...a yogurt company would ordinarily do. 1277 01:24:19,471 --> 01:24:22,473 He represented the kid who got mauled at your club. 1278 01:24:22,724 --> 01:24:25,809 Now that I find fascinating, Shad. 1279 01:24:26,186 --> 01:24:28,145 He had a picture. Ugh. 1280 01:24:28,980 --> 01:24:30,856 Man, I'm gonna lose it. 1281 01:24:31,107 --> 01:24:33,317 No, no. A picture of what? 1282 01:24:34,736 --> 01:24:35,819 A legislator? 1283 01:24:36,362 --> 01:24:38,739 Yeah, beating a kid's ass. 1284 01:24:38,990 --> 01:24:41,992 -Where's the original? -I got no idea. 1285 01:24:44,329 --> 01:24:45,829 Here, freshen up. 1286 01:24:48,500 --> 01:24:49,750 All right, thanks. 1287 01:24:50,001 --> 01:24:52,753 -Can I interest you in dessert? -Just the check. 1288 01:24:53,004 --> 01:24:55,506 -Come here. CORONER: Ha, ha, ha. 1289 01:24:56,216 --> 01:24:59,009 -Dilbeck didn't invite her back? -She said no. 1290 01:24:59,219 --> 01:25:03,722 That's good. I don't think she should go there again, even with you. 1291 01:25:04,724 --> 01:25:06,892 She seemed all edgy tonight. 1292 01:25:07,143 --> 01:25:10,187 Man, she got her moods. Could be that time of month. 1293 01:25:10,396 --> 01:25:14,191 So you're like the gynecologist-bouncer, bouncer-gynecologist. 1294 01:25:15,068 --> 01:25:17,945 -I just watch out for the girl. -So do I. 1295 01:25:18,196 --> 01:25:21,240 That's a grand total of two people in Florida. 1296 01:25:21,449 --> 01:25:25,452 The higher-ups in my department aren't pushing this investigation. 1297 01:25:25,703 --> 01:25:28,038 -Because of this asshole congressman? -Bingo. 1298 01:25:28,248 --> 01:25:31,458 We got two homicides here, and nobody gives a shit. 1299 01:25:31,751 --> 01:25:33,961 And I'm worried about that girl. 1300 01:25:35,296 --> 01:25:37,214 She's out there all by herself. 1301 01:26:11,207 --> 01:26:12,958 Where's the sheriff? 1302 01:26:27,432 --> 01:26:29,266 ERIN: Hello, city desk? 1303 01:26:41,487 --> 01:26:43,822 It is an unusual time for a news conference... 1304 01:26:44,115 --> 01:26:46,617 ...but the congressman feels it will dramatize his message. 1305 01:26:46,826 --> 01:26:48,243 NEWSWOMAN: We'll send a camera crew. 1306 01:26:48,453 --> 01:26:51,246 -Confirm? -There won't be any need to confirm. 1307 01:26:51,456 --> 01:26:53,290 -Got everything. -Thank you. 1308 01:26:53,458 --> 01:26:55,959 Good morning, pumpkin. How'd you sleep? 1309 01:26:56,252 --> 01:26:57,836 Good. How about you? 1310 01:26:58,129 --> 01:27:00,339 Well, I just-- I slept great, honey. 1311 01:27:07,847 --> 01:27:08,889 Want some cereal? 1312 01:27:09,140 --> 01:27:10,974 Not right now. 1313 01:27:14,479 --> 01:27:16,355 RECEPTIONIST: Good morning. -Hello, CNN? 1314 01:27:16,564 --> 01:27:18,273 -May I help you? -News desk. 1315 01:27:18,483 --> 01:27:19,900 One second, please. 1316 01:27:20,360 --> 01:27:21,401 This is Jennifer... 1317 01:27:21,653 --> 01:27:24,529 ...and I'm calling from Congressman Dilbeck's office. 1318 01:27:24,781 --> 01:27:27,366 Malcolm Moldovsky asked me to call... 1319 01:27:27,575 --> 01:27:29,660 ...about the news conference at the refinery. 1320 01:27:29,827 --> 01:27:31,286 [TOM SCREAMING] 1321 01:27:31,454 --> 01:27:32,829 ERIN: Mm-hm. 1322 01:27:33,289 --> 01:27:36,667 [ANGELA LAUGHING] 1323 01:27:39,671 --> 01:27:42,673 DARRELL: Ugh! RITA: Quit moving! 1324 01:27:44,676 --> 01:27:46,343 Whose Mercedes is that? 1325 01:27:46,552 --> 01:27:49,930 -Some orthodontist from Tampa. -God, what would Mom say? 1326 01:27:50,181 --> 01:27:52,432 She'd say, "Nice fucking car." Ow! 1327 01:27:52,934 --> 01:27:55,185 You got a mouth like a sewer! 1328 01:27:56,521 --> 01:27:58,188 I need some morphine. 1329 01:27:58,439 --> 01:28:00,190 I don't got none for humans. 1330 01:28:00,400 --> 01:28:01,525 What do you mean? 1331 01:28:01,818 --> 01:28:04,361 All's I got is some from when Lupa had her cubs. 1332 01:28:04,612 --> 01:28:06,905 -Wolf morphine? -I don't know. I think so. 1333 01:28:07,115 --> 01:28:10,242 So give me. I'm dying. Busted arm, two nights in jail. 1334 01:28:10,535 --> 01:28:12,244 Yeah, yeah, yeah, Darrell! 1335 01:28:16,207 --> 01:28:17,332 How'd you break it? 1336 01:28:17,750 --> 01:28:21,211 Playing polo with Donald Trump, okay? 1337 01:28:23,381 --> 01:28:27,259 RITA: It says here you take two every four hours with a bowl of milk. 1338 01:28:27,969 --> 01:28:29,761 Sounds good to me. 1339 01:28:29,971 --> 01:28:31,888 I said two! 1340 01:28:32,890 --> 01:28:34,766 Goddamn it! 1341 01:28:47,947 --> 01:28:51,408 You have to throw down a spade, another seven, unless you have an eight. 1342 01:28:51,617 --> 01:28:53,118 Then you can change suits. 1343 01:28:53,745 --> 01:28:57,748 So that's why they call it Crazy Eights. 1344 01:28:58,374 --> 01:28:59,875 ANGELA: When are you coming back? 1345 01:29:00,084 --> 01:29:02,502 By two. But I hope you will be asleep. 1346 01:29:02,795 --> 01:29:05,505 We'll take care of her. Don't worry. 1347 01:29:07,467 --> 01:29:08,467 You're going out? 1348 01:29:08,760 --> 01:29:11,094 I'll be back by two. I'll dance the late shift. 1349 01:29:11,387 --> 01:29:13,972 -Can you tell me where you--? -No, I can't. 1350 01:29:17,518 --> 01:29:20,020 -You be good, pumpkin. -I will. 1351 01:29:21,105 --> 01:29:22,481 She'll be fine. 1352 01:29:22,940 --> 01:29:24,775 Don't worry. 1353 01:29:24,984 --> 01:29:25,984 ERIN: See you, baby. 1354 01:29:28,446 --> 01:29:30,280 You're going to the boat? 1355 01:29:33,409 --> 01:29:34,409 Not without me. 1356 01:29:36,454 --> 01:29:38,246 I'll be late. 1357 01:29:38,456 --> 01:29:39,498 SHAD: Listen up. 1358 01:29:39,707 --> 01:29:42,125 -You said you weren't going. -I didn't want anybody to know. 1359 01:29:42,335 --> 01:29:43,502 -Like who? -Garcia. 1360 01:29:43,795 --> 01:29:46,296 Then just say, "Don't tell Garcia." What's up? 1361 01:29:46,506 --> 01:29:49,549 They'll put Angela in a foster home if I don't keep my mouth shut. 1362 01:29:49,801 --> 01:29:53,637 -Says who? -Dilbeck's guy, that creep Moldovsky. 1363 01:29:53,805 --> 01:29:58,183 Promise me you will stay with her every second. I need to know that. 1364 01:29:58,476 --> 01:30:00,310 I can't let you go there alone. 1365 01:30:00,478 --> 01:30:04,356 They're gonna pay me $5,000. I need the money. 1366 01:30:04,732 --> 01:30:07,984 I need to get out of here and live a normal, fully-dressed life... 1367 01:30:08,236 --> 01:30:10,654 ...with shopping lists and school buses. 1368 01:30:10,988 --> 01:30:13,365 If they wanted to kill me, they would have. 1369 01:30:13,699 --> 01:30:15,158 Let me get this straight. 1370 01:30:15,326 --> 01:30:18,537 So you gonna go there, dance and come back here. 1371 01:30:19,163 --> 01:30:20,247 Correct. 1372 01:30:21,374 --> 01:30:22,499 Something's up. 1373 01:30:22,750 --> 01:30:24,835 I've got it under control. 1374 01:30:25,086 --> 01:30:27,838 Promise me you'll stay with Angela every second. 1375 01:30:31,717 --> 01:30:34,094 -I'll see you later. SHAD: Erin. 1376 01:30:43,771 --> 01:30:45,355 DRIVER: Bonsoir. ERIN: Bonsoir. 1377 01:31:13,384 --> 01:31:14,759 [SEAT BELT SENSOR BEEPING] 1378 01:31:15,720 --> 01:31:17,929 [HORNS HONKING AND TIRES SCREECHING] 1379 01:31:18,139 --> 01:31:19,806 [SEAT BELT SENSOR CONTINUES BEEPING] 1380 01:31:20,725 --> 01:31:23,143 [HORNS HONKING AND TIRES SCREECHING] 1381 01:31:40,912 --> 01:31:41,912 DRIVER: Sorry. 1382 01:31:45,249 --> 01:31:46,833 You speak English? 1383 01:31:48,252 --> 01:31:49,753 Sometime. 1384 01:31:50,671 --> 01:31:53,590 What do you think about the people you work for? 1385 01:31:54,926 --> 01:31:56,259 They're filth. 1386 01:31:56,469 --> 01:31:58,762 Exploiters of the poor. 1387 01:32:00,264 --> 01:32:03,308 I think you and I are gonna get along just fine. 1388 01:32:05,853 --> 01:32:09,940 For $5,000, I expect to get laid. It's only human. 1389 01:32:10,149 --> 01:32:11,691 Davey, listen to me. 1390 01:32:11,943 --> 01:32:14,611 DILBECK: That beautiful lady doesn't understand. 1391 01:32:14,862 --> 01:32:19,616 She doesn't understand what it's like to make love to a congressman. 1392 01:32:19,784 --> 01:32:21,451 The ecstasy, the wonderful-- 1393 01:32:21,702 --> 01:32:24,788 Listen to me, you sick fuck! 1394 01:32:25,122 --> 01:32:27,499 She's been meeting with a cop. 1395 01:32:27,833 --> 01:32:29,626 Maybe he's from the titty squad. 1396 01:32:29,835 --> 01:32:31,461 MALCOLM: He's homicide. 1397 01:32:31,796 --> 01:32:34,381 She used to work at the FBI as a secretary. 1398 01:32:34,632 --> 01:32:38,343 This bitch is poison. She's out to slaughter us. 1399 01:32:38,844 --> 01:32:40,845 Make a fool of me. 1400 01:32:42,181 --> 01:32:46,017 Screw yourself bowlegged, Davey of the Navy. 1401 01:32:47,186 --> 01:32:49,813 Then let us handle it. I'll be on the top deck. 1402 01:32:56,654 --> 01:32:58,822 I thought she cared for me. 1403 01:33:11,127 --> 01:33:12,168 We're heavy. 1404 01:33:14,005 --> 01:33:15,046 Copy. 1405 01:33:15,673 --> 01:33:17,340 -Uh-huh. TIFFANY: No cheating. 1406 01:33:17,508 --> 01:33:20,427 -One, two, three.... MONIQUE: Doesn't look good. 1407 01:33:20,595 --> 01:33:22,637 -Whee! SHAD: Can't get a break. 1408 01:33:22,805 --> 01:33:24,347 [WOMEN LAUGH] 1409 01:33:24,515 --> 01:33:27,684 MONIQUE: Shad's a loser. Shad's a loser. 1410 01:33:28,144 --> 01:33:30,186 Yo! Yo! 1411 01:33:30,396 --> 01:33:32,188 LORELEI: All right, Miss Angela. 1412 01:33:32,565 --> 01:33:33,648 Six! 1413 01:33:33,858 --> 01:33:35,900 She always gets six. 1414 01:34:11,604 --> 01:34:14,397 [EURYTHMICS' "SWEET DREAMS" PLAYING ON STEREO] 1415 01:34:15,566 --> 01:34:18,902 Sweet dreams are made of this 1416 01:34:19,070 --> 01:34:22,572 Who am I to disagree? 1417 01:34:22,740 --> 01:34:26,534 I travel the world and the seven seas 1418 01:34:26,702 --> 01:34:30,121 Everybody's looking for something 1419 01:34:30,289 --> 01:34:34,042 Some of them want to use you 1420 01:34:34,752 --> 01:34:37,253 Down, Bowser. Be patient. 1421 01:34:37,463 --> 01:34:38,755 Don't tease me! 1422 01:34:39,423 --> 01:34:42,717 I'm not teasing. You just sit back... 1423 01:34:42,927 --> 01:34:45,011 ...relax, have yourself another drink. 1424 01:34:45,513 --> 01:34:48,848 Because tonight is the night. 1425 01:34:52,228 --> 01:34:53,603 It sure is. 1426 01:34:57,858 --> 01:35:02,320 Sweet dreams are made of this Who am I to disagree? 1427 01:35:02,822 --> 01:35:04,948 Ah! Ow! 1428 01:35:06,951 --> 01:35:08,618 Who are you? 1429 01:35:09,120 --> 01:35:10,286 I want my daughter. 1430 01:35:11,122 --> 01:35:14,374 What? Chico! How'd you get onboard? 1431 01:35:14,834 --> 01:35:17,043 My little 'un. I want her. 1432 01:35:18,254 --> 01:35:22,173 Your "little 'un," whoever she is, is not here. 1433 01:35:24,468 --> 01:35:25,468 Chico! 1434 01:35:25,970 --> 01:35:27,846 Keep your head up Moving on 1435 01:35:28,139 --> 01:35:30,140 [GUN CLICKING] 1436 01:35:30,474 --> 01:35:31,975 What's this? 1437 01:35:32,643 --> 01:35:35,562 -Damn! -Yeah, look.... 1438 01:35:43,320 --> 01:35:46,781 Well, there's a sight to raise the dead. 1439 01:35:48,325 --> 01:35:50,493 Who's that old freak? 1440 01:35:52,288 --> 01:35:54,289 Hold on a second. 1441 01:35:54,665 --> 01:35:56,416 I know who that is. 1442 01:35:56,667 --> 01:35:58,918 Is that the--? Hey. 1443 01:35:59,920 --> 01:36:02,881 Is that that guy from Price Is Right? 1444 01:36:03,924 --> 01:36:05,341 -Hey! -Argh! 1445 01:36:06,177 --> 01:36:08,178 Oh, damn. 1446 01:36:09,013 --> 01:36:10,430 [GRUNTING] 1447 01:36:10,598 --> 01:36:12,432 You got my daughter... 1448 01:36:12,683 --> 01:36:15,059 ...and now you try and kill me with a ax! 1449 01:36:15,686 --> 01:36:19,689 I don't have your daughter! You're confused. 1450 01:36:20,608 --> 01:36:23,318 And it's "an" axe. 1451 01:36:23,861 --> 01:36:25,945 I'm stoned... 1452 01:36:26,739 --> 01:36:29,949 -...but I ain't confused. -Hey. Hey! 1453 01:36:30,910 --> 01:36:33,244 You stole my little 'un! 1454 01:36:33,913 --> 01:36:37,290 Sweet dreams are made of this 1455 01:36:37,458 --> 01:36:40,001 Who am I to disagree? 1456 01:36:40,169 --> 01:36:41,836 [GLASS SHATTERING] 1457 01:36:42,379 --> 01:36:44,464 Before we make love, I wish to shave you. 1458 01:36:45,216 --> 01:36:46,841 I don't need a shave. 1459 01:36:47,009 --> 01:36:50,887 Everybody's looking for something Some of them want to use you 1460 01:36:51,055 --> 01:36:52,764 Evening, partygoers. 1461 01:36:52,932 --> 01:36:56,059 Some of them want to get used by you 1462 01:36:56,227 --> 01:36:59,938 Some of them want to abuse you 1463 01:37:00,439 --> 01:37:04,609 Some of them want to be abused 1464 01:37:04,777 --> 01:37:06,402 [CROWD CHEERING] 1465 01:37:15,913 --> 01:37:19,207 Sweet dreams are made of this 1466 01:37:19,375 --> 01:37:22,794 Who am I to disagree? 1467 01:37:22,962 --> 01:37:25,755 I travel the world and the seven seas 1468 01:37:26,131 --> 01:37:27,298 Where's Erin? 1469 01:37:27,591 --> 01:37:30,635 Everybody's looking for something 1470 01:37:31,470 --> 01:37:33,012 I don't hear you. 1471 01:37:33,430 --> 01:37:35,306 Bullshit. 1472 01:37:36,559 --> 01:37:38,393 [CROWD CHEERING] 1473 01:37:42,398 --> 01:37:45,108 Hold your head up Keep your head up 1474 01:37:45,276 --> 01:37:46,484 MAN 1: Tiffany! 1475 01:37:46,652 --> 01:37:48,152 Hold your head up Moving on 1476 01:37:48,320 --> 01:37:50,029 Keep your head up Moving on 1477 01:37:50,197 --> 01:37:51,906 Hold your head up Moving on 1478 01:37:52,074 --> 01:37:53,867 Keep your head up Moving on 1479 01:37:54,034 --> 01:37:55,785 Hold your head up Moving on 1480 01:37:55,953 --> 01:37:57,328 Keep your head up 1481 01:37:59,540 --> 01:38:00,832 MAN 1: Yeah! 1482 01:38:02,376 --> 01:38:05,545 MAN 1: Tiffany! MAN 2: Here we go, babe! Here we go! 1483 01:38:07,339 --> 01:38:09,090 [CROWD CHEERING] 1484 01:38:13,470 --> 01:38:16,973 Sweet dreams are made of this 1485 01:38:17,141 --> 01:38:20,643 Who am I to disagree? 1486 01:38:20,811 --> 01:38:24,480 I travel the world and the seven seas 1487 01:38:24,648 --> 01:38:27,817 Everybody's looking for something 1488 01:38:28,986 --> 01:38:29,986 Is Mommy okay? 1489 01:38:30,195 --> 01:38:33,156 She's fine, honey. We're gonna pick her up now. 1490 01:38:33,365 --> 01:38:36,326 MONIQUE: We'll play card games, have some fun! 1491 01:38:37,703 --> 01:38:39,495 She won't like this. She told me-- 1492 01:38:39,705 --> 01:38:43,583 I don't care what she told you! How could you let her go alone? 1493 01:38:43,918 --> 01:38:46,628 -I thought you were in jail. -I made my bail. 1494 01:38:46,879 --> 01:38:49,047 -This son of a bitch your--? -Hang on. 1495 01:38:49,256 --> 01:38:52,842 Here's your nickel. Nice dance. 1496 01:38:53,135 --> 01:38:57,680 -Would you please just get out of here? -Unh! Ow! 1497 01:38:59,725 --> 01:39:04,020 Hey. Are you that guy from Price Is Right? 1498 01:39:04,271 --> 01:39:08,316 No. I'm Congressman David Dilbeck. 1499 01:39:08,567 --> 01:39:09,567 Congressman? 1500 01:39:09,818 --> 01:39:11,319 DILBECK: Yeah. DARRELL: No shit? 1501 01:39:11,570 --> 01:39:13,071 Well, I steal wheelchairs... 1502 01:39:13,322 --> 01:39:15,573 ...so we got a lot in common. 1503 01:39:16,283 --> 01:39:20,370 I'm getting tired. I think I just killed a lying weasel. 1504 01:39:20,579 --> 01:39:21,829 You did what? 1505 01:39:22,081 --> 01:39:24,582 Beat him with this here club. 1506 01:39:24,833 --> 01:39:28,086 Well then, get out! And leave us alone! 1507 01:39:28,337 --> 01:39:30,713 I'm about to mount this here beauty. 1508 01:39:32,007 --> 01:39:33,341 Maybe not. 1509 01:39:33,592 --> 01:39:36,844 You're talking about my wife. 1510 01:39:38,889 --> 01:39:41,224 It's time for us to take a little drive. 1511 01:39:42,685 --> 01:39:44,143 Malcolm. 1512 01:39:46,188 --> 01:39:47,689 Malcolm! 1513 01:39:53,821 --> 01:39:57,281 ERIN: Move it, move it! DILBECK: Yes, ma'am. Yes, ma'am. 1514 01:40:15,050 --> 01:40:16,884 DARRELL: Get on-- ERIN: Keep quiet! 1515 01:40:18,429 --> 01:40:21,431 DILBECK: Pick a good one. Take it! ERIN: Hurry it up! 1516 01:40:21,974 --> 01:40:23,224 Shit, look at this. 1517 01:40:23,809 --> 01:40:25,560 Help me, you assholes. 1518 01:40:27,187 --> 01:40:28,771 DILBECK: Help! 1519 01:40:32,484 --> 01:40:33,818 CHICO: Stop! Stop! 1520 01:40:34,862 --> 01:40:39,407 I voted against gun control. Weapons could end up in the wrong hands. 1521 01:40:39,616 --> 01:40:40,992 Will you please shut up? 1522 01:40:52,004 --> 01:40:53,046 What? 1523 01:40:53,547 --> 01:40:56,299 -It doesn't start. -Come on, man. 1524 01:40:58,886 --> 01:41:01,137 We are in trouble. 1525 01:41:01,388 --> 01:41:02,555 Oh, no! 1526 01:41:09,021 --> 01:41:10,438 Tsk, tsk, tsk. 1527 01:41:10,606 --> 01:41:12,732 [LAUGHING] 1528 01:41:13,817 --> 01:41:15,401 That fracture looks bad. 1529 01:41:17,196 --> 01:41:18,946 We ought to drop him off at the doctor. 1530 01:41:19,740 --> 01:41:23,659 -We're not dropping anybody anywhere. -My sister Rita done up my arm. 1531 01:41:23,869 --> 01:41:26,829 Oh, really? I'm a great believer in family. 1532 01:41:27,247 --> 01:41:28,623 Do you have a pen and paper? 1533 01:41:29,416 --> 01:41:32,085 It didn't feel the way I thought, killing a man. 1534 01:41:32,461 --> 01:41:34,712 -Killing a man? -It felt terrible. 1535 01:41:35,297 --> 01:41:38,716 -I want you to write something. -What? 1536 01:41:41,220 --> 01:41:44,097 I want you to give me custody of Angela. 1537 01:41:44,348 --> 01:41:47,809 -No way. -You're going to jail for what you did... 1538 01:41:48,018 --> 01:41:51,729 ...and I will not have that child placed in a foster home. 1539 01:41:52,481 --> 01:41:54,816 So please. A simple note. 1540 01:41:55,359 --> 01:41:57,944 "I, Darrell Grant..." 1541 01:41:58,195 --> 01:42:00,029 I love that little 'un. 1542 01:42:00,280 --> 01:42:03,157 I know you do. "...give full custody..." 1543 01:42:03,408 --> 01:42:04,992 -You do? ERIN: Yes, I do. 1544 01:42:05,244 --> 01:42:08,454 Let's do this for her. Let's not put her at risk anymore. 1545 01:42:08,664 --> 01:42:12,125 "...to my wife, Erin Grant." 1546 01:42:13,460 --> 01:42:15,128 Okay. 1547 01:42:16,004 --> 01:42:17,130 Good boy. 1548 01:42:23,345 --> 01:42:25,972 You know, you write quite poorly. 1549 01:42:26,682 --> 01:42:28,891 Are you a high-school graduate? 1550 01:42:34,898 --> 01:42:36,232 Darrell. 1551 01:42:36,483 --> 01:42:37,483 Shit! 1552 01:42:38,569 --> 01:42:40,486 [TIRES SCREECHING] 1553 01:42:41,488 --> 01:42:44,115 Everybody just stay put, all right? 1554 01:43:08,182 --> 01:43:10,391 This girl is nuts. 1555 01:43:37,085 --> 01:43:38,794 My prostate doctor said... 1556 01:43:39,046 --> 01:43:42,089 ...that I have to urinate whenever possible. 1557 01:43:42,507 --> 01:43:45,092 Then go relieve yourself over there. 1558 01:43:45,427 --> 01:43:49,180 Go. Pierre, just stay with him. 1559 01:43:52,976 --> 01:43:53,976 Darrell? 1560 01:43:55,520 --> 01:43:57,104 Darrell? Darrell! 1561 01:44:11,245 --> 01:44:13,663 Now wake up. Come on. Here 1562 01:44:13,997 --> 01:44:15,289 You gotta sign this. 1563 01:44:15,540 --> 01:44:17,875 Sign your name, that's all you gotta do... 1564 01:44:18,126 --> 01:44:19,543 ...before you get arrested. 1565 01:44:19,795 --> 01:44:21,921 Now come on. Sign your name. 1566 01:44:25,550 --> 01:44:27,510 There you go. 1567 01:44:28,262 --> 01:44:32,348 "Darrell Grant." Good boy. Good. 1568 01:44:33,267 --> 01:44:34,642 That's right. 1569 01:44:37,396 --> 01:44:39,313 I'm back! 1570 01:44:40,274 --> 01:44:42,566 No more teasing. 1571 01:44:43,360 --> 01:44:45,695 Oh, finally. 1572 01:44:46,113 --> 01:44:47,196 What? 1573 01:44:47,447 --> 01:44:50,324 Finally you take me like a man. 1574 01:44:50,575 --> 01:44:52,994 Like a congressman. 1575 01:44:53,245 --> 01:44:55,204 I knew you cared for me. 1576 01:44:55,455 --> 01:44:57,748 Malcolm didn't know what he was talking about. 1577 01:44:58,000 --> 01:45:01,085 -Now take me. -Here? 1578 01:45:01,295 --> 01:45:04,297 I've got a special spot picked out for us. 1579 01:45:04,548 --> 01:45:08,009 Get that music box for me, will you, honey? 1580 01:45:15,892 --> 01:45:19,478 -Sorry, boss. It all happened-- -Shut up, you nitwit! 1581 01:45:19,730 --> 01:45:23,858 Don't explain. We got a goddamn stripper about to bring us all down. 1582 01:45:24,568 --> 01:45:26,360 How do I look? 1583 01:45:26,820 --> 01:45:28,279 Not bad. 1584 01:45:30,699 --> 01:45:33,159 -What happened to him? DILBECK: I hit him with a rock. 1585 01:45:33,493 --> 01:45:34,952 Who's the man? 1586 01:45:35,203 --> 01:45:36,829 You're the man. 1587 01:45:37,080 --> 01:45:41,500 You are the man and oh, so strong. 1588 01:45:42,252 --> 01:45:45,338 -Well, here we are. -Here? 1589 01:45:46,381 --> 01:45:48,591 You ever make it on a pile of sugar before? 1590 01:45:48,842 --> 01:45:50,968 No, but I'm willing to try. 1591 01:45:51,219 --> 01:45:52,678 Well, you're in for a treat. 1592 01:45:52,929 --> 01:45:55,306 You're in for a treat too, darling. 1593 01:45:55,849 --> 01:45:58,100 Now you just let me put some music on... 1594 01:45:58,352 --> 01:46:01,062 ...while you take off those pretty little pants. 1595 01:46:01,313 --> 01:46:03,522 You'd better put on some blast goggles. 1596 01:46:03,774 --> 01:46:06,400 Because you're in for an overwhelming sight. 1597 01:46:06,651 --> 01:46:07,902 SHAD: Shit! Radio for help! 1598 01:46:08,153 --> 01:46:11,864 GARCIA: What do I tell them? Congressman Dilbeck abducted a woman. 1599 01:46:12,115 --> 01:46:14,241 They'll shut off their radios and go help him. 1600 01:46:14,493 --> 01:46:16,577 So we're it. A cop and a bouncer. 1601 01:46:16,828 --> 01:46:19,663 Plus two strippers and a kid. We're in great shape. 1602 01:46:26,463 --> 01:46:27,463 [DEAN MARTIN'S "RETURN TO ME" PLAYING ON STEREO] 1603 01:46:27,631 --> 01:46:30,633 And two. How come here? How come not that yacht? 1604 01:46:30,884 --> 01:46:33,719 I'm kind of private. I don't like people watching. 1605 01:46:33,929 --> 01:46:36,680 Me neither. I don't like anything kinky. 1606 01:46:36,932 --> 01:46:38,974 I know you don't. You're a real man. 1607 01:46:39,226 --> 01:46:42,478 I knew it when poor Jerry was killed and Shad's lawyer. 1608 01:46:42,687 --> 01:46:47,149 I said, "Davey's the real thing. An M-A-N man." 1609 01:46:47,401 --> 01:46:49,110 DILBECK: A man blackmails you... 1610 01:46:49,361 --> 01:46:50,736 ...you got to deal with it! 1611 01:46:50,987 --> 01:46:52,696 You got to be hard and firm. 1612 01:46:52,948 --> 01:46:53,948 Whoo! And you can dance. 1613 01:46:54,199 --> 01:46:55,866 -Marry me. -What? 1614 01:46:56,118 --> 01:46:58,035 Marry me. Just say it. 1615 01:46:58,286 --> 01:46:59,787 -You are married. -I know. 1616 01:46:59,996 --> 01:47:02,289 But I'd leave my wife in a heartbeat. 1617 01:47:02,541 --> 01:47:05,209 She wouldn't care. She doesn't like me anyhow. 1618 01:47:05,460 --> 01:47:09,380 Well, this is very sudden, and I have a lot to think about. 1619 01:47:09,631 --> 01:47:12,591 -I'll make you proud of me. -I know you would. 1620 01:47:12,843 --> 01:47:16,095 It's like when Jerry said, "I'm gonna shake down Dilbeck." 1621 01:47:16,346 --> 01:47:17,805 And I said, "Are you crazy? 1622 01:47:18,056 --> 01:47:21,475 Blackmail a real man like that?" 1623 01:47:21,726 --> 01:47:25,521 I said to Malcolm, "Just do what you have to do... 1624 01:47:25,772 --> 01:47:28,482 ...to Jerry, that fat lawyer. Just do it!" 1625 01:47:28,733 --> 01:47:31,735 -Just do it. -Just do it! And he did. 1626 01:47:31,987 --> 01:47:33,946 -Didn't he? -He sure did. 1627 01:47:34,239 --> 01:47:35,448 MALCOLM: You idiot! 1628 01:47:37,200 --> 01:47:40,077 -Shit. -Hi, Malcolm! How you doing? 1629 01:47:40,328 --> 01:47:42,788 I'd like to introduce you to my fiancée. 1630 01:47:42,998 --> 01:47:44,373 This is Miss Erin Grant. 1631 01:47:44,624 --> 01:47:46,083 Sorry, Davey. 1632 01:47:46,293 --> 01:47:47,710 You both gotta go. 1633 01:47:47,961 --> 01:47:49,628 Willie's orders. 1634 01:47:50,755 --> 01:47:52,089 You are sick. 1635 01:47:52,340 --> 01:47:55,134 -Murder-suicide, Miss Grant. -Suicide? 1636 01:47:55,343 --> 01:47:59,013 Hell of a story, isn't it? A congressman and a stripper. 1637 01:48:01,349 --> 01:48:03,058 Excuse me. What did you call me? 1638 01:48:03,477 --> 01:48:05,269 A stripper. 1639 01:48:06,188 --> 01:48:07,229 Dancer, asshole. 1640 01:48:08,607 --> 01:48:10,274 George Bush! 1641 01:48:10,692 --> 01:48:14,445 That's not George Bush. That doesn't look anything like George Bush. 1642 01:48:17,157 --> 01:48:20,117 Drop them. You got till three. 1643 01:48:20,327 --> 01:48:21,327 One. 1644 01:48:23,455 --> 01:48:26,999 -What are you, nuts? -Yeah, psycho. 1645 01:48:27,250 --> 01:48:31,337 Delusions of invincibility combined with a strong homicidal urge. 1646 01:48:33,006 --> 01:48:35,925 I have a kick-your-ass fetish. 1647 01:48:36,551 --> 01:48:37,593 Two. 1648 01:48:47,229 --> 01:48:48,270 Boss? 1649 01:48:48,480 --> 01:48:49,480 SHAD: Three! 1650 01:48:49,731 --> 01:48:53,150 Nico. Ah! Goddamn it! 1651 01:48:53,401 --> 01:48:54,777 Good evening, everyone. 1652 01:48:55,278 --> 01:48:56,737 ALL: Postman, postman 1653 01:48:56,988 --> 01:48:58,364 Do your duty 1654 01:48:58,615 --> 01:49:01,742 Send this letter To an American beauty 1655 01:49:01,993 --> 01:49:04,078 GARCIA: You're now under arrest. 1656 01:49:04,287 --> 01:49:06,580 For a variety of charges. 1657 01:49:07,040 --> 01:49:08,249 [GROANING] 1658 01:49:10,293 --> 01:49:11,835 I need some coffee. 1659 01:49:12,212 --> 01:49:14,797 Why don't we start with homicide. 1660 01:49:19,010 --> 01:49:20,594 You're not arresting anyone. 1661 01:49:24,266 --> 01:49:25,558 Black. 1662 01:49:26,059 --> 01:49:27,059 No sugar. 1663 01:49:27,894 --> 01:49:31,188 [MACHINE BUZZING] 1664 01:49:44,119 --> 01:49:46,495 I said, no sugar. 1665 01:49:51,751 --> 01:49:53,460 [ALL COUGHING] 1666 01:49:54,129 --> 01:49:57,131 You know you have a serious dandruff problem. 1667 01:49:57,757 --> 01:49:59,550 Ladies! 1668 01:50:01,511 --> 01:50:03,345 Mama! Mama! 1669 01:50:05,682 --> 01:50:07,266 Baby! 1670 01:50:09,853 --> 01:50:13,022 -You okay, Mama? -I'm fine, baby. 1671 01:50:16,109 --> 01:50:18,485 See how you could get tendinitis? 1672 01:50:22,032 --> 01:50:24,158 WOMAN: Come on, guys. 1673 01:50:25,577 --> 01:50:27,953 Congressman, you called a news conference? 1674 01:50:32,375 --> 01:50:34,293 Holy shit! 1675 01:50:34,544 --> 01:50:35,711 [ALL COUGHING] 1676 01:50:38,590 --> 01:50:41,884 Thank you. 1677 01:50:42,385 --> 01:50:46,930 There comes a time in every public figure's career... 1678 01:50:47,182 --> 01:50:49,642 ...when he has to think about his future. 1679 01:50:49,851 --> 01:50:52,519 You are making a tragic mistake here. 1680 01:50:52,771 --> 01:50:54,313 [REPORTERS CLAMORING] 1681 01:51:02,405 --> 01:51:06,742 DILBECK [ON RECORDER]: --Jerry, fat lawyer. Just do it! And he did. 1682 01:51:06,993 --> 01:51:08,202 MALCOLM: You idiot! 1683 01:51:10,288 --> 01:51:12,539 Do you have any idea how nuts this was? 1684 01:51:13,249 --> 01:51:14,249 Mama? 1685 01:51:14,918 --> 01:51:16,710 We're going, baby. 1686 01:51:17,796 --> 01:51:19,838 Thank you for all your help. 1687 01:51:20,090 --> 01:51:21,507 Yeah, likewise. 1688 01:51:21,716 --> 01:51:24,051 Keep me posted on what you decide to do. 1689 01:51:24,302 --> 01:51:28,222 -Maybe I'll run for Congress. -There's gonna be a seat open now. 1690 01:51:38,024 --> 01:51:40,359 -I'll talk to you soon. -Yeah. Stay in touch. 1691 01:51:53,289 --> 01:51:54,873 You shouldn't have done this without me. 1692 01:51:55,542 --> 01:51:57,376 It won't happen again. 1693 01:57:05,143 --> 01:57:07,144 [English - US - SDH]