1 00:00:45,146 --> 00:00:48,082 ♪ 2 00:02:36,190 --> 00:02:38,158 All right. Thanks, baby. 3 00:02:38,226 --> 00:02:40,228 What? What? You the man. You the man. 4 00:02:40,294 --> 00:02:42,296 Know what I am sayin? Thanks, b. What I owe you? 5 00:02:42,363 --> 00:02:44,298 Just pass the ball sometime. 6 00:02:46,367 --> 00:02:48,302 Nigger, take this trash! 7 00:02:48,369 --> 00:02:52,340 What's up, b? Sheepskin is phat! 8 00:02:52,406 --> 00:02:55,209 Word up! Moms bought this for my birthday, man. 9 00:02:55,276 --> 00:02:57,311 You know what I am sayin? Happy birthday. 10 00:02:57,378 --> 00:02:59,313 You better not put that in your locker. 11 00:02:59,380 --> 00:03:01,315 You crazy? I sleeps with my coat on. 12 00:03:01,382 --> 00:03:02,583 What? Hey, man! 13 00:03:02,650 --> 00:03:03,817 Hey, yo! 14 00:03:03,884 --> 00:03:05,819 All right! What's up? 15 00:03:05,886 --> 00:03:08,822 Hey, yo, we gettin a new coach. Say word. 16 00:03:08,889 --> 00:03:10,891 Word. They just hired him today. 17 00:03:10,958 --> 00:03:13,160 I heard he was good. He used to coach college. 18 00:03:13,227 --> 00:03:15,663 Ooh. We got bad luck, know what I am sayin? 19 00:03:22,803 --> 00:03:26,139 Oh, yeah. Oh, baby. 20 00:03:26,206 --> 00:03:28,208 Carlton, stop lookin at her butt. 21 00:03:28,276 --> 00:03:30,711 Thanks, miss saroka. As I was sayin, this guy... 22 00:03:30,778 --> 00:03:32,713 Ronnie. He says to me, 23 00:03:32,780 --> 00:03:34,848 "Phyllis, you are better than this. You are a star. 24 00:03:34,915 --> 00:03:37,017 You just have not found your thing yet." 25 00:03:37,084 --> 00:03:41,589 And this moved me, Marisa, because I always knew I was gonna be great at something. 26 00:03:41,655 --> 00:03:44,392 And then he says, "we are going back to St. Croix... 27 00:03:44,458 --> 00:03:46,494 And gettin us a restaurant." 28 00:03:46,560 --> 00:03:49,463 I said, "Ronnie, you are insane." And this is the beauty part. 29 00:03:49,530 --> 00:03:53,467 He says, "Phil, you got 20 years in. You can retire." 30 00:03:53,534 --> 00:03:55,836 Yeah? 31 00:03:55,903 --> 00:03:59,039 Miss. I have three words for you. 32 00:03:59,106 --> 00:04:01,041 Condom. I am serious. 33 00:04:01,108 --> 00:04:03,844 Yo, butter, when you gonna start passin that rock? 34 00:04:03,911 --> 00:04:07,047 Talk to me after you get your first piece of punany. 35 00:04:07,114 --> 00:04:09,049 Shorty, you still aint got no ass yet? 36 00:04:09,116 --> 00:04:11,919 Stupid, I got mad females on mine. Name one. 37 00:04:11,985 --> 00:04:14,855 Cheryl. Whose Cheryl? Hey, space. 38 00:04:14,922 --> 00:04:18,459 You ever see shorty with a girl named Cheryl? 39 00:04:18,526 --> 00:04:21,862 You a liar and your breath stink! 40 00:04:21,929 --> 00:04:24,865 Anyway, check it. This shit really happened. There was some real shit. 41 00:04:24,932 --> 00:04:28,602 Put your hands up. Okay? See? Now you have a chance. 42 00:04:30,203 --> 00:04:32,139 Up! 43 00:04:32,205 --> 00:04:34,675 These kids are driving me crazy, sal. 44 00:04:34,742 --> 00:04:37,177 I mean, I am out of here after this year. 45 00:04:37,244 --> 00:04:40,123 Ronnies right. I am just goin through the motions. I did it, miss saroka. 46 00:04:40,147 --> 00:04:43,183 Good, Shirley. There is gotta be more. 47 00:04:43,250 --> 00:04:45,185 So you are really gonna do this St. Croix thing? 48 00:04:45,252 --> 00:04:47,921 You bet. We are saving up all our cash and we are gone. 49 00:04:47,988 --> 00:04:50,891 That's terrific! Congratulations. Thanks, bud. 50 00:04:53,293 --> 00:04:55,262 Oh! Collect the balls! 51 00:04:55,329 --> 00:04:57,264 Bye, sal. See ya later. See ya. 52 00:04:59,933 --> 00:05:02,135 Phil? Hey, Phil! 53 00:05:02,202 --> 00:05:05,339 Phil. They are havin a mixer at the canarsie Jewish center. 54 00:05:05,406 --> 00:05:07,741 Happy to hear that, Morris. I thought you might wanna go... 55 00:05:07,808 --> 00:05:10,478 Mix it up with me a little. 56 00:05:10,544 --> 00:05:12,913 I don't think my boyfriend Ronnie would appreciate that. 57 00:05:14,582 --> 00:05:17,651 When did this come in? Wasabi walked out last week. 58 00:05:17,718 --> 00:05:20,821 He could not take it. The basketball team was 2 and 17 last year. 59 00:05:20,888 --> 00:05:23,824 How much does it pay? Two hundred hours at 27.50 per, but... 60 00:05:23,891 --> 00:05:26,460 Oh, Jesus! 61 00:05:26,527 --> 00:05:28,729 They pumpin the flavor slow jams. 62 00:05:28,796 --> 00:05:30,764 The old school, ya know what I am sayin? 63 00:05:30,831 --> 00:05:33,133 All the fellas up in there grindin up on their women. 64 00:05:33,200 --> 00:05:35,335 Down south, so you know what that means. 65 00:05:35,403 --> 00:05:38,038 Sweatin jheri-curl juice everywhere! 66 00:05:38,105 --> 00:05:41,542 For real, though, you know. But I am up in the house, representin Brooklyn. 67 00:05:41,609 --> 00:05:44,645 - All right. - I got this one honey, ya know what I am sayin? 68 00:05:44,712 --> 00:05:47,515 I am all tight up on her. I am slobbin her down and whatnot, right? 69 00:05:47,581 --> 00:05:50,518 So I figure, after this, its on. We get outside and, like, bam! 70 00:05:50,584 --> 00:05:53,921 Like, "yo, you wanna go to this hotel across the street?" 71 00:05:53,987 --> 00:05:56,757 Honey look up at me all hurt and shit. 72 00:05:56,824 --> 00:05:59,593 I am like, "baby, what's wrong?" You know what she says? 73 00:05:59,660 --> 00:06:02,463 What? She said you a stink-ass nigger, 74 00:06:02,530 --> 00:06:05,132 true. True. 75 00:06:05,198 --> 00:06:08,536 She asked me how come I aint offered to buy her a chicken. 76 00:06:08,602 --> 00:06:09,637 A chicken? 77 00:06:09,703 --> 00:06:11,304 This is stupid, right? 78 00:06:11,371 --> 00:06:13,807 That's what I said, but I looked up across the street. 79 00:06:13,874 --> 00:06:16,544 All these dudes is buyin their girls live chickens. 80 00:06:16,610 --> 00:06:18,879 Word to my mother. I am tellin you, b. 81 00:06:18,946 --> 00:06:21,048 Down south, its like a custom. 82 00:06:21,114 --> 00:06:23,984 You gotta buy a girl a chicken to get the punany. 83 00:06:24,051 --> 00:06:25,519 You bought her the chicken? 84 00:06:25,586 --> 00:06:27,087 Did I buy it? 85 00:06:27,154 --> 00:06:31,391 Man, she looked so fine, man. Shit, I would have kidnapped the colonel. 86 00:06:31,459 --> 00:06:34,462 Ya know what I am sayin? The kid is sick, man! 87 00:06:34,528 --> 00:06:37,998 - You gonna kill yourself, boy. - Hey, yo, yo, yo, yo. We gots 88 00:06:38,065 --> 00:06:42,202 yo, this is gonna be our year. Know what I am sayin? We gots to keep it movin. 89 00:06:42,269 --> 00:06:44,672 So on the count of three, ya all know what time it is. 90 00:06:44,738 --> 00:06:47,508 Keep it real, ya all. No doubt. One, two, three. 91 00:06:47,575 --> 00:06:50,611 Represent! 92 00:06:52,446 --> 00:06:53,614 Miss saroka? 93 00:06:53,681 --> 00:06:54,848 Hi. 94 00:06:54,915 --> 00:06:56,917 I am miss saroka. I am your new coach. 95 00:06:56,984 --> 00:06:59,252 I know we gonna lose every game now. 96 00:06:59,319 --> 00:07:02,856 - Aw, come on. - This is bullshit, b. 97 00:07:05,158 --> 00:07:07,270 You want us to break in shirts and skins and scrimmage? 98 00:07:07,294 --> 00:07:10,798 Right. Break into shirts and skins and scrimmage. 99 00:07:10,864 --> 00:07:13,534 I aint playin for no lady coach, b. 100 00:07:13,601 --> 00:07:16,103 - The starters against the scrubs? - Exactly. 101 00:07:16,169 --> 00:07:18,238 Hey, yo, shorty. What's wrong with you? 102 00:07:18,305 --> 00:07:21,374 I am here to play. Yeah, well, I aint playin for no lady. 103 00:07:21,441 --> 00:07:23,977 Thank you. That's why we lost so many games last year. 104 00:07:24,044 --> 00:07:26,213 Cause you all be actin like a bunch of bitches. 105 00:07:26,279 --> 00:07:28,215 Come on, butter. You run with me. 106 00:07:28,281 --> 00:07:31,218 Me, you, Kurt, drano, and we will take busy. 107 00:07:31,284 --> 00:07:33,220 The rest of ya all, just take ya alls shirts off. 108 00:07:34,354 --> 00:07:36,757 Yo, yo, yo! Pass the ball! 109 00:07:36,824 --> 00:07:39,560 I am open! I am open! 110 00:07:42,162 --> 00:07:44,632 I got it. 111 00:07:45,699 --> 00:07:46,767 Shoot it! 112 00:07:46,834 --> 00:07:47,868 Man, I got it! 113 00:07:47,935 --> 00:07:49,903 Watch out, man! I got the ball! 114 00:07:52,806 --> 00:07:54,474 T ake it up, dre. 115 00:07:54,542 --> 00:07:56,143 Ho! Ho! 116 00:07:56,209 --> 00:07:59,446 Oh, sh... Shorty! 117 00:07:59,513 --> 00:08:02,415 Oh, damn. Your stitches opened back up. Damn, dre! 118 00:08:02,482 --> 00:08:05,586 It'll take a while to get used to a lady coach. 119 00:08:05,653 --> 00:08:07,463 We never had no coach. That's one of our biggest problems. 120 00:08:07,487 --> 00:08:09,265 The other biggest problem is, everybody wants to shoot; 121 00:08:09,289 --> 00:08:11,825 Nobody wants to pass or play "d." 122 00:08:11,892 --> 00:08:15,428 We could be good if we played like a team. Everybody out for self, you know? 123 00:08:15,495 --> 00:08:17,064 Yeah. See, I am smart. That's how 124 00:08:17,130 --> 00:08:18,498 come they call me shorty doo-wop. 125 00:08:18,566 --> 00:08:21,468 But I am gonna play tall like anfernee hardaway. That's the man. 126 00:08:21,535 --> 00:08:23,971 He make his whole team better. He do not need to score 50. 127 00:08:24,037 --> 00:08:26,940 How did you get those stitches in your head, shorty? This aint nothin. 128 00:08:27,007 --> 00:08:29,042 I will be all right. I will be all right. 129 00:08:29,109 --> 00:08:31,087 Just make sure you get to practice tomorrow, all right? 130 00:08:31,111 --> 00:08:32,946 Okay. Go inside. 131 00:08:33,013 --> 00:08:34,782 Right, coach? 132 00:08:55,703 --> 00:08:57,938 Hey, Pete! How are ya? Hi. 133 00:09:02,810 --> 00:09:04,845 Hey, Charlie. Missed a spot. Hey. 134 00:09:04,912 --> 00:09:07,047 Everybody is a critic. 135 00:09:10,150 --> 00:09:12,119 Ronnie, I am home! 136 00:09:16,256 --> 00:09:18,191 Ronnie! 137 00:09:22,062 --> 00:09:24,131 Ronnie? 138 00:09:29,069 --> 00:09:31,504 Charlie! Charlie, I have been robbed! 139 00:09:31,571 --> 00:09:33,506 What? I have been robbed! Call 911. 140 00:09:33,573 --> 00:09:35,508 Come on. We will use my phone. Okay. 141 00:09:35,575 --> 00:09:37,945 Come on. 142 00:09:39,780 --> 00:09:41,849 There do not seem to be any signs of forced entry. 143 00:09:41,915 --> 00:09:44,952 Maybe we should put together a list of what's missing. 144 00:09:45,018 --> 00:09:46,954 Yeah, okay. 145 00:09:47,020 --> 00:09:48,956 You got serial numbers for this stuff? 146 00:09:49,022 --> 00:09:51,424 The TV, VCR, camera? 147 00:09:51,491 --> 00:09:54,294 I do not know. I will have to check. 148 00:09:54,361 --> 00:09:56,730 How about family heirlooms? Jewelry? 149 00:10:02,402 --> 00:10:04,337 Son of a bitch! 150 00:10:12,913 --> 00:10:15,448 Oh, god, he was good. Hmm. 151 00:10:15,515 --> 00:10:17,985 A real pro, ya know? You know what, Phil? 152 00:10:18,051 --> 00:10:22,656 In one year, you have been dumped by more guys... 153 00:10:22,723 --> 00:10:25,959 Than I met in the last ten years. 154 00:10:26,026 --> 00:10:29,863 This is really true. You should feel good about that. 155 00:10:29,930 --> 00:10:34,234 No. No. I am not doin this anymore. I am done with this. 156 00:10:34,301 --> 00:10:36,704 I am not havin any more dinners about guys who dumped me. 157 00:10:41,574 --> 00:10:45,612 If I do have any more dinners about guys who dumped me, I am not havin them here. 158 00:10:45,679 --> 00:10:47,547 Chinese? 159 00:10:47,614 --> 00:10:49,449 Uh-uh. 160 00:10:49,516 --> 00:10:51,651 I am havin them in my restaurant in St. Croix. 161 00:10:51,719 --> 00:10:56,189 Save me the corner booth. No, man, I am serious. 162 00:10:56,256 --> 00:10:59,659 I can do this, ya know? I can buy into this restaurant. 163 00:10:59,727 --> 00:11:01,628 By yourself? 164 00:11:01,695 --> 00:11:03,563 Yeah, by myself. 165 00:11:03,630 --> 00:11:06,666 I got a plan. 166 00:11:06,734 --> 00:11:11,304 I got this coaching job today. What I will do is I will eat peanut butter and jelly. 167 00:11:11,371 --> 00:11:15,642 I will save every cent, and I will get this restaurant. 168 00:11:15,709 --> 00:11:18,511 Hey, butter. Butter, butter, butter! 169 00:11:18,578 --> 00:11:21,381 Hey, coach, you should play a man on "d." 170 00:11:21,448 --> 00:11:23,483 What? 171 00:11:23,550 --> 00:11:27,955 Look at Andre. He wanna be like Mike. Boom! 172 00:11:28,021 --> 00:11:30,824 Too bad he aint. Coach, come on. Let me play. 173 00:11:30,891 --> 00:11:33,360 I told ya. You ca not play till you get your stitches out. 174 00:11:33,426 --> 00:11:35,628 Yo, miss, that's a foul, right? 175 00:11:35,695 --> 00:11:38,531 Aint no foul, man. Stop cryin. Foul. 176 00:11:38,598 --> 00:11:40,167 Thank you. 177 00:11:40,233 --> 00:11:42,469 Shorty. You are inside. 178 00:11:42,535 --> 00:11:45,005 Take your hat off and pull your pants up. Please. 179 00:11:45,072 --> 00:11:47,207 You sound just like my moms. 180 00:11:48,976 --> 00:11:50,410 Look at that. Look at butter. 181 00:11:50,477 --> 00:11:53,814 Butter! Butter! Butter! 182 00:11:53,881 --> 00:11:56,817 If he was less of a nut, fellas would have wide-open shots. 183 00:11:56,884 --> 00:12:00,687 My ball! My ball! Miss, that's a foul, right? 184 00:12:00,754 --> 00:12:02,589 Its a foul. 185 00:12:02,655 --> 00:12:04,424 Oh, my god, man! 186 00:12:04,491 --> 00:12:06,559 Pass the rock! Why do not you pass the rock? 187 00:12:06,626 --> 00:12:10,563 Pass the rock! Hey, coach, why you so serious today? 188 00:12:10,630 --> 00:12:13,967 I am just tryin to watch the scrimmage here. 189 00:12:14,034 --> 00:12:16,403 Nah, somethin happened. I can tell. 190 00:12:16,469 --> 00:12:18,972 I tell my mother the same thing when something is wrong. 191 00:12:19,039 --> 00:12:22,776 I can see it in her face. Does your mother ever tell you to mind your own business? 192 00:12:22,843 --> 00:12:24,444 Every day. 193 00:12:26,279 --> 00:12:30,617 See, busy-bee. He do not belong on this team. 194 00:12:30,683 --> 00:12:33,420 Why do you say that? Look at him. 195 00:12:33,486 --> 00:12:36,589 I mean, he got the same glasses 196 00:12:36,656 --> 00:12:39,626 his mother comes to every game, even though he do not play. 197 00:12:45,966 --> 00:12:49,069 You should make him a water boy. Him and spaceman. Mm-hmm. 198 00:12:49,136 --> 00:12:51,704 The psychopath over there on the bench. 199 00:12:52,873 --> 00:12:55,408 Butter! Butter! 200 00:12:55,475 --> 00:12:57,477 They should never, ever play. 201 00:12:58,778 --> 00:13:01,614 Look at drano. He got a sweet shot. 202 00:13:01,681 --> 00:13:03,083 But he is scared to shoot. 203 00:13:03,150 --> 00:13:04,484 Shoot it! 204 00:13:04,551 --> 00:13:08,088 Shoot it, baby. Shoot it! 205 00:13:10,157 --> 00:13:14,394 What about you? You know so much. You perfect? 206 00:13:14,461 --> 00:13:16,964 I am as close as you got on this team. 207 00:13:17,030 --> 00:13:19,332 Mm-hmm. 208 00:13:19,399 --> 00:13:22,669 - All right. - Okay, everybody, gather round. 209 00:13:28,475 --> 00:13:31,778 All right. Whoa. 210 00:13:31,845 --> 00:13:35,949 All right. We got a scrimmage game tomorrow at 3:15. 211 00:13:36,016 --> 00:13:38,751 So nobody be late. Okay? Good work. 212 00:13:47,227 --> 00:13:49,162 Hmm. 213 00:13:49,229 --> 00:13:52,032 Aw, look at this guy. 214 00:13:58,238 --> 00:14:00,673 Oh! Oh! 215 00:14:00,740 --> 00:14:02,609 Oh! Oh! 216 00:14:07,080 --> 00:14:09,316 Shh! Quiet! 217 00:14:09,382 --> 00:14:12,185 Throw him out the window! Throw him out the window! Word up! Yeah! 218 00:14:12,252 --> 00:14:15,522 Yeah! Yeah! 219 00:14:15,588 --> 00:14:17,057 Will you shut up? 220 00:14:17,124 --> 00:14:18,558 You shut up, bitch! 221 00:14:18,625 --> 00:14:21,361 Sit on a twizzler, asshole! 222 00:14:25,598 --> 00:14:28,635 Shh! That's my coach. Be cool. 223 00:14:37,210 --> 00:14:40,247 Five, six, seven, eight. Watch this! 224 00:14:40,313 --> 00:14:43,483 When you said that joke about the twizzlers... 225 00:14:43,550 --> 00:14:45,485 Oh, my god, that was funny. 226 00:14:45,552 --> 00:14:47,820 It was a good flick, huh? That movie was phat. 227 00:14:49,022 --> 00:14:51,191 Do not worry about winning. All right, mom. 228 00:14:51,258 --> 00:14:54,427 Kisses and swishes for you and you. 229 00:14:54,494 --> 00:14:58,231 Hey, butter! The coach looks like a chia pet! 230 00:14:58,298 --> 00:15:01,734 Okay. Come on, everyone. Gather round. Gather round. 231 00:15:01,801 --> 00:15:06,739 Okay. This is only a scrimmage game. 232 00:15:06,806 --> 00:15:10,777 So, just take it easy. Just do what we have been practicin. 233 00:15:10,843 --> 00:15:12,279 What? What? 234 00:15:13,813 --> 00:15:17,384 What we been practicin. Last year we played a 2-3. 235 00:15:17,450 --> 00:15:20,187 Nah, b. Last year we played the box and one. 236 00:15:20,253 --> 00:15:21,364 You do not know what you are talkin about. 237 00:15:21,388 --> 00:15:22,822 No, we played the man-to-man. 238 00:15:22,889 --> 00:15:25,625 Crazy. Miss? What defense you want us to play? 239 00:15:25,692 --> 00:15:27,394 Play what you played last year. 240 00:15:29,963 --> 00:15:32,032 Yo, man, we played the 2-3. No, we did not. 241 00:15:32,099 --> 00:15:36,103 - We played the 2-3. What are you talkin about? - Get up. Keep it clean. 242 00:15:40,273 --> 00:15:42,209 "D" up! 243 00:15:44,144 --> 00:15:46,446 Kurt, you aint got no "d," man. 244 00:15:49,516 --> 00:15:51,951 Hey, shorty. Call the police. Your rock just got stolen. 245 00:16:11,471 --> 00:16:14,307 Remember this? This means you wanna call a time-out. 246 00:16:14,374 --> 00:16:16,409 Ah, yes, yes. We went through that last week. 247 00:16:16,476 --> 00:16:19,346 I aint getting no help on the boards. You think we should rotate? 248 00:16:19,412 --> 00:16:21,490 This fool do not play his man. He gotta pick up his head. 249 00:16:21,514 --> 00:16:24,251 Pass the ball. What ya all gotta do is stop sweatin me! 250 00:16:24,317 --> 00:16:27,254 Just chill! What's up, coach? 251 00:16:27,320 --> 00:16:28,688 Rotate! 252 00:16:28,755 --> 00:16:30,090 Do not know nothin, man! 253 00:16:33,993 --> 00:16:35,795 Why she here? 254 00:16:35,862 --> 00:16:37,630 Get on him, man! 255 00:16:37,697 --> 00:16:40,467 Come on, shorty. Lets go, lets go, lets go! Run. 256 00:16:40,533 --> 00:16:43,336 Push! Come on! Foul? 257 00:16:43,403 --> 00:16:45,872 You stink! Man, my grandma even plays better than you! 258 00:16:45,938 --> 00:16:48,075 Butt-naked, in flip-flops! Yeah, right. 259 00:16:48,141 --> 00:16:51,211 That's why she gotta wear a belt to hold her skin up. 260 00:16:51,278 --> 00:16:53,656 Keep my grandma out of this, and I will keep this outta your grandma. 261 00:16:53,680 --> 00:16:56,816 I got somethin for your chocolate ass! I got somethin for your grandma! 262 00:16:56,883 --> 00:16:57,950 I got somethin! 263 00:16:58,017 --> 00:16:59,319 Chill out, man! 264 00:16:59,386 --> 00:17:01,421 Time-out! Time-out! What ya doin, man? 265 00:17:01,488 --> 00:17:04,433 Take butter out. That's his fourth foul. Its the start of the third quarter! 266 00:17:04,457 --> 00:17:07,627 - Let me go in, coach! - Sit down! I aint gonna get no more fouls. 267 00:17:07,694 --> 00:17:10,330 Let me stay in. Forget shorty. He do not know... 268 00:17:10,397 --> 00:17:13,333 We ca not afford to lose him. Stay in, but be careful. 269 00:17:13,400 --> 00:17:16,369 I am gonna be careful. Come on, shorty. 270 00:17:19,072 --> 00:17:22,142 - Miss? - What "d" are we in? 271 00:17:24,077 --> 00:17:26,045 What's wrong with you, man? 272 00:17:29,549 --> 00:17:31,584 I was not doin shit out there, coach. 273 00:17:31,651 --> 00:17:33,586 You, you, you and you, you are in! 274 00:17:33,653 --> 00:17:35,688 What are you doin? I am making a substitution. 275 00:17:35,755 --> 00:17:38,158 Why? So nobody else fouls out! 276 00:17:38,225 --> 00:17:40,693 Nobody else is in foul trouble. 277 00:17:40,760 --> 00:17:43,996 If you do not know how to coach, you should not have took this job. 278 00:17:44,063 --> 00:17:46,599 Probably just want a goddamn paycheck! 279 00:18:16,296 --> 00:18:19,699 Damn! You ought to chill. You gonna break this backboard. 280 00:18:21,868 --> 00:18:23,903 Good afternoon, everyone! 281 00:18:23,970 --> 00:18:29,108 Okay. Today we are gonna work on what is called the 3-2 zone defense. 282 00:18:29,176 --> 00:18:31,110 Everybody, gather round. 283 00:18:31,178 --> 00:18:33,112 Hey, yo, butter. You hear somethin? 284 00:18:33,180 --> 00:18:35,748 I do not hear nothin, yo. 285 00:18:35,815 --> 00:18:39,118 Uh, I said, gather around! 286 00:18:39,186 --> 00:18:42,021 Shorty, you hear somethin? I do not hear nothin. 287 00:18:42,088 --> 00:18:44,023 Lets go. Mustve been the wind. 288 00:18:57,904 --> 00:19:00,907 That's ewing and starks doing the old-fashioned scissors cut. 289 00:19:00,973 --> 00:19:03,243 The old-fashioned scissors cut. Look that up. 290 00:19:03,310 --> 00:19:05,345 Scissors cut. 291 00:19:05,412 --> 00:19:07,947 Well, the Knicks had their problems earlier tonight, 292 00:19:08,014 --> 00:19:09,949 but they have been sparked by Anthony Mason... 293 00:19:10,016 --> 00:19:11,951 - Hey. - Whoa! 294 00:19:12,018 --> 00:19:15,288 Okay, guys. Listen up. 295 00:19:15,355 --> 00:19:20,827 Today we are gonna practice the scissors cut using shorty, butter and Kurt. 296 00:19:20,893 --> 00:19:23,129 Butter, you hear somethin? I do not hear nothin. 297 00:19:23,196 --> 00:19:25,565 Dre, you hear somethin? Yo, I do not hear nothin. 298 00:19:25,632 --> 00:19:29,336 Mustve been the wind. I do not appreciate this, you guys. Its not funny. 299 00:19:29,402 --> 00:19:31,338 Lets go. Lets get inside. 300 00:19:37,677 --> 00:19:39,912 ♪ I am high till I die loc till they smoke me ♪ 301 00:19:42,415 --> 00:19:45,485 ♪ I am high till I die loc till they smoke me ♪ 302 00:19:45,552 --> 00:19:48,455 Damn, ya all, man! Come on! We got a game, man! 303 00:19:48,521 --> 00:19:51,291 ♪ Loc till they smoke me the shit do not stop 304 00:19:51,358 --> 00:19:54,126 ♪ shit do not stop 305 00:19:54,193 --> 00:19:56,696 gather round. 306 00:19:56,763 --> 00:20:00,400 Come on over. So what kind of defense we gonna play today, coach? 307 00:20:00,467 --> 00:20:03,570 I do not know what the hell is so goddamn funny. 308 00:20:03,636 --> 00:20:05,614 Yo, shorty! You are the ones that have to play today. 309 00:20:05,638 --> 00:20:08,541 Give me some of that chocolate. I got the munchies. 310 00:20:10,777 --> 00:20:13,313 Lets go! Lets go! 311 00:20:14,847 --> 00:20:16,082 Shorty, quit playin! 312 00:20:22,755 --> 00:20:24,757 Pass it! Pass it! 313 00:20:24,824 --> 00:20:26,926 Doo-wop, doo-wop, doo-wop. Pass the ball! 314 00:20:26,993 --> 00:20:29,829 Doo-wop! Shorty! What the hell is he doin? 315 00:20:29,896 --> 00:20:31,063 H e is trippin! 316 00:20:31,130 --> 00:20:32,265 What is he doing? 317 00:20:34,934 --> 00:20:38,871 - Coach? What's going on with this guy? - I do not know. 318 00:20:41,073 --> 00:20:44,243 This kid is crazy. 319 00:20:44,311 --> 00:20:46,245 Get back! Get back! 320 00:20:49,115 --> 00:20:52,519 Yo, butter, take it out! Take the ball out! You take it out! 321 00:20:52,585 --> 00:20:53,820 Guys! 322 00:20:53,886 --> 00:20:55,087 You are right there! 323 00:20:55,154 --> 00:20:57,089 Call a time-out! Coach? 324 00:20:57,156 --> 00:21:00,793 You closer, man. Take it out! Someone. 325 00:21:00,860 --> 00:21:03,162 Stupid. T.o. 326 00:21:03,229 --> 00:21:05,698 Oh, good. 327 00:21:05,765 --> 00:21:09,836 - Okay, shorty, you are out. Busy, get in there. - Sit down, busy. 328 00:21:09,902 --> 00:21:11,871 I am stayin in. But she just said I am goin in. 329 00:21:11,938 --> 00:21:15,542 I do not care what she said. Sit down before I beat you down. 330 00:21:15,608 --> 00:21:17,844 Busy, get in there! 331 00:21:25,385 --> 00:21:30,022 You wanna coach? Fine. You coach. Put the cheerleaders in! 332 00:21:30,089 --> 00:21:32,459 All right, I am the coach. Everybody get a man on "d." 333 00:21:32,525 --> 00:21:34,661 Lets go! Come on! 334 00:21:34,727 --> 00:21:37,764 Coach, where you goin? We got a game. 335 00:21:37,830 --> 00:21:39,332 Get out of here! 336 00:21:44,404 --> 00:21:47,340 Play! 337 00:21:47,407 --> 00:21:50,910 Oh, man! 338 00:21:50,977 --> 00:21:55,181 Hey, butter! Your mom got fired from the sperm bank for drinkin on the job! 339 00:22:02,489 --> 00:22:04,357 Oh, please! 340 00:22:04,424 --> 00:22:07,860 You gonna play "d" or what, Kurt? You lazy bastard! 341 00:22:11,898 --> 00:22:13,866 Comin in! 342 00:22:13,933 --> 00:22:17,069 Listen up, you guys. Listen up! 343 00:22:17,136 --> 00:22:19,739 What the hell she doin up in here? Yeah. 344 00:22:19,806 --> 00:22:25,211 You are embarrassed? You ought to be more embarrassed about the way you played tonight! 345 00:22:25,277 --> 00:22:28,715 You ought to be embarrassed about the way you coached. Word up. 346 00:22:28,781 --> 00:22:34,454 I never, in my whole life, been as embarrassed as I was out 347 00:22:34,521 --> 00:22:36,689 yeah, well, if we had a coach, which we do not, 348 00:22:36,756 --> 00:22:38,834 would not nobody have to worry about bein embarrassed. 349 00:22:38,858 --> 00:22:41,628 Word. You ca not coach, miss. 350 00:22:41,694 --> 00:22:44,564 Face it. Why do not you just quit? 351 00:22:44,631 --> 00:22:47,934 I am not gonna quit, cause I do not wanna quit. 352 00:22:48,000 --> 00:22:50,637 I am not gonna quit. That's the end of that discussion. 353 00:22:50,703 --> 00:22:52,805 Its gonna be a long season. 354 00:22:52,872 --> 00:22:57,076 All right. Now I am gonna tell you guys the truth. 355 00:22:57,143 --> 00:22:59,679 I am not a coach. Oh, no! 356 00:22:59,746 --> 00:23:02,214 Oh, like you are really foolin somebody. Big shocker. 357 00:23:02,281 --> 00:23:06,953 But I am very smart, and I am very capable. 358 00:23:08,054 --> 00:23:09,989 I do not drink. I am not coach wasabi. 359 00:23:11,357 --> 00:23:13,926 And I am committed to winning. 360 00:23:15,061 --> 00:23:18,097 All right. Now, to be a good coach, 361 00:23:18,164 --> 00:23:20,399 I need you guys to teach me some things. 362 00:23:20,467 --> 00:23:24,504 Walk me through some plays. 363 00:23:24,571 --> 00:23:28,441 I know it sounds crazy, but if you show me some stuff about basketball, 364 00:23:28,508 --> 00:23:31,511 I will show you some stuff about winning. 365 00:23:31,578 --> 00:23:36,348 Because I ca not stand to watch you guys get your asses kicked the way you did tonight. 366 00:23:38,685 --> 00:23:41,621 I would shoot myself before I would go through a season like that. 367 00:23:48,327 --> 00:23:50,162 Whose gonna help me? 368 00:23:50,229 --> 00:23:51,998 Please. 369 00:23:52,064 --> 00:23:54,300 Not me. 370 00:23:54,366 --> 00:23:56,703 You are on your own. 371 00:24:10,449 --> 00:24:15,187 Coach, I gotta tell you somethin. We aint stupid. 372 00:24:15,254 --> 00:24:19,391 - I know that. - If you never lie to us, we wo not ever be mad at you. 373 00:24:19,458 --> 00:24:21,393 Word up. 374 00:24:21,460 --> 00:24:23,429 Hey, yo, what up, shorty doo-wop? 375 00:24:23,496 --> 00:24:27,500 I will check you out later. Gotta chill my coach for a minute. 376 00:24:27,567 --> 00:24:30,837 That's real. Hey, yo, lets be out. 377 00:24:30,903 --> 00:24:33,773 Anyway... 378 00:24:33,840 --> 00:24:35,775 This is a 2-3 defense. 379 00:24:37,944 --> 00:24:40,412 Whose this? This is me. 380 00:24:40,479 --> 00:24:42,414 This is drano. This is Andre. 381 00:24:42,481 --> 00:24:44,416 This is butter. This is Kurt. 382 00:24:51,558 --> 00:24:54,961 I am tellin you, man. For real? I am gonna transfer. 383 00:24:55,027 --> 00:24:58,631 This school aint doin nothin for me. I ca not get in college like this. 384 00:24:58,698 --> 00:25:01,467 Last year we 0 and 300. Know what I am sayin? 385 00:25:01,534 --> 00:25:05,204 Damn! The bus is late again. Again? 386 00:25:05,271 --> 00:25:09,441 This school suck, man. Servin us spiced ham sandwiches. 387 00:25:09,508 --> 00:25:12,044 How I supposed to dunk eatin spiced ham? 388 00:25:12,111 --> 00:25:15,347 We forfeited two games last season cause of this bus driver. 389 00:25:15,414 --> 00:25:18,685 Ah, shorty, stop cryin. We would have lost them anyway. 390 00:25:18,751 --> 00:25:20,620 Shut up, man. 391 00:25:24,290 --> 00:25:25,692 Boo-yah! 392 00:25:25,758 --> 00:25:27,126 Ah! Finally! 393 00:25:28,595 --> 00:25:31,497 Okay, everybody, get your stuff. Lets get on the bus. 394 00:25:31,564 --> 00:25:33,800 Come on. Hurry up! 395 00:25:33,866 --> 00:25:35,835 What ya doin, man? Lets go. Move it. 396 00:25:38,104 --> 00:25:40,607 Do not take my seat, man. Hey, you are 20 minutes late. 397 00:25:40,673 --> 00:25:43,910 From now on, you are to be here early, you got me? 398 00:25:50,883 --> 00:25:53,820 Its only natural honeys be sweatin me, man. 399 00:25:53,886 --> 00:25:55,822 I am hittin 20 points a game. 400 00:25:55,888 --> 00:25:57,957 Ya know what I am sayin? My pockets stay phat. 401 00:25:58,024 --> 00:25:59,959 So I am hittin the skins on the regular. 402 00:26:00,026 --> 00:26:02,228 I am in the shower the other night with this honey. 403 00:26:02,294 --> 00:26:05,164 She gonna say to me... Nigger, with your broke ass? 404 00:26:05,231 --> 00:26:09,001 And you are stupid too. Big 30-year-old ass nigger still in the tenth grade. 405 00:26:09,068 --> 00:26:13,640 "What you need to do is get your ass out of the shower before I call your mama." 406 00:26:13,706 --> 00:26:16,676 That's what she said. Big stupid... 407 00:26:19,612 --> 00:26:21,547 Everybody a comedian, man. 408 00:26:21,614 --> 00:26:24,851 You do not know nothin. 409 00:26:26,986 --> 00:26:29,722 Do you smell that? 410 00:26:29,789 --> 00:26:31,724 I do not smell nothin. 411 00:26:31,791 --> 00:26:36,428 What is that I smell? What the hell is that? 412 00:26:36,495 --> 00:26:40,366 Whoever it is that is smokin pot better put it out right now. 413 00:26:40,432 --> 00:26:42,601 Ooh! 414 00:26:42,669 --> 00:26:44,737 What the hell was that? 415 00:26:46,205 --> 00:26:47,473 Transmission. 416 00:26:47,539 --> 00:26:50,677 - What's the matter with the transmission? - Its broken. 417 00:26:50,743 --> 00:26:53,212 What do you mean, "its broken"? Its broken! 418 00:26:53,279 --> 00:26:55,614 You mean we got no transmission? 419 00:26:55,682 --> 00:26:58,751 Did you hear that? We got no transmission! 420 00:26:58,818 --> 00:27:00,152 No tranny? 421 00:27:00,219 --> 00:27:01,921 Well, call somebody. 422 00:27:01,988 --> 00:27:03,756 Who the hell am I supposed to call? Somebody! 423 00:27:03,823 --> 00:27:06,525 Figure it out! We have got a game to play! 424 00:27:09,996 --> 00:27:13,232 A bus! Open this door! 425 00:27:13,299 --> 00:27:17,036 Busy! Go across the street! Get the bus! 426 00:27:17,103 --> 00:27:19,338 Everybody, off the bus! 427 00:27:19,405 --> 00:27:21,640 Everybody, get off the bus. 428 00:27:21,708 --> 00:27:24,010 Hey, wait! Wait, wait, wait! 429 00:27:24,076 --> 00:27:26,512 Come on! 430 00:27:29,148 --> 00:27:31,650 Go! You are in big trouble, bud! 431 00:27:40,659 --> 00:27:43,930 Okay. Who can help us out with some correct change? 432 00:27:43,996 --> 00:27:47,533 Where the hell were you? Our bus broke down. I am really sorry. 433 00:27:47,599 --> 00:27:50,569 You are about two minutes away from a forfeit. Okay. 434 00:27:57,777 --> 00:28:00,713 Hi. Coach Phyllis saroka, sunset park. 435 00:28:23,335 --> 00:28:26,873 Come on, sunset! 436 00:28:29,408 --> 00:28:35,181 I am gonna play your shit all night. You gonna be my bitch! 437 00:28:35,247 --> 00:28:37,549 That was a foul! That was a foul, was not it? 438 00:28:37,616 --> 00:28:41,553 - Yeah, that was a foul, coach. - Referee. Excuse me, referee. 439 00:28:41,620 --> 00:28:44,824 You really think that, honey? Sit down and let me do my job! 440 00:28:44,891 --> 00:28:46,926 You are a real son of a bitch, you know that? 441 00:28:50,062 --> 00:28:53,399 Hey, coach, technical foul. You ca not do that. 442 00:28:55,301 --> 00:28:57,369 Coach, you ca not go cursin a ref out like that. 443 00:28:57,436 --> 00:28:59,438 I am sorry. Lets just play "d," all right? 444 00:28:59,505 --> 00:29:02,174 Mad "d." Mad "d." Ya all got that? 445 00:29:02,241 --> 00:29:05,744 Yo, spaceman, get up. Coach, you sit there, all right? 446 00:29:16,422 --> 00:29:19,025 Do not let him do that! Do not let him do that! 447 00:29:21,760 --> 00:29:23,863 Go, butter! Put it up! 448 00:29:26,799 --> 00:29:29,001 Defense! 449 00:29:33,672 --> 00:29:35,274 Get off- 450 00:29:44,716 --> 00:29:48,120 Come on, you guys! Get him! Stop that guy! 451 00:29:51,790 --> 00:29:54,493 Punk-ass bitch! 452 00:29:59,665 --> 00:30:01,567 Mm-mm-mm! 453 00:30:03,369 --> 00:30:05,637 Come on! Come on! 454 00:30:07,573 --> 00:30:11,243 They had you psyched out from the word "go"! 455 00:30:11,310 --> 00:30:13,412 You guys do not even seem angry about it. 456 00:30:15,747 --> 00:30:18,584 I do not know what I am gonna do. 457 00:30:18,650 --> 00:30:21,921 Nobody saw how they were treatin me out there? 458 00:30:21,988 --> 00:30:25,424 Is there anybody on this whole team who is not afraid? 459 00:30:30,863 --> 00:30:33,632 Uh-uh. No, no. You do no t wanna do that. 460 00:30:33,699 --> 00:30:36,002 Do not do that. No, no! 461 00:30:36,068 --> 00:30:38,837 ♪ 462 00:30:44,410 --> 00:30:46,812 Yes! Yes! 463 00:30:55,621 --> 00:30:57,389 Tsk, tsk, tsk. 464 00:30:57,456 --> 00:30:59,825 Intentional foul on 3-2 red. 465 00:30:59,892 --> 00:31:01,827 Shooting two shots. Yellow possession. 466 00:31:01,894 --> 00:31:04,130 That was not an intentional foul. 467 00:31:04,196 --> 00:31:07,967 Sit down. Shut up. It was a hard foul, but he did not mean anything by it. 468 00:31:08,034 --> 00:31:09,868 Sit down and shut up, goddamn it! 469 00:31:09,936 --> 00:31:12,804 Do not be talkin to my coach like that! Wanna get thrown out? 470 00:31:12,871 --> 00:31:15,474 Throw me out! Do not be talkin to my coach like that! 471 00:31:15,541 --> 00:31:17,609 Disrespectin her! Twenty-three is ejected! 472 00:31:17,676 --> 00:31:21,747 You sit down and shut up! I will punch that ref in his mouth, man! 473 00:31:24,650 --> 00:31:27,886 ♪ 474 00:31:45,637 --> 00:31:47,239 Drano, shoot it! 475 00:31:47,306 --> 00:31:49,075 Shoot it! Shoot! 476 00:31:49,141 --> 00:31:51,910 Drano, shoot it! 477 00:31:56,515 --> 00:31:58,284 Yes! Yes! 478 00:32:05,357 --> 00:32:08,594 Call time-out! Call time-out! 479 00:32:10,429 --> 00:32:12,164 Foul! 480 00:32:12,231 --> 00:32:14,366 Before the buzzer. Two shots. 481 00:32:14,433 --> 00:32:16,468 Clear the court! 482 00:32:18,304 --> 00:32:21,340 Damn! Out of everybody on the team, they had to foul him. 483 00:32:21,407 --> 00:32:24,110 Why? What's the matter? He only shoots 45% from the line. 484 00:32:24,176 --> 00:32:26,745 Is that bad? "Bad"? That's very bad. 485 00:32:28,347 --> 00:32:30,449 Its your world, god. Knock it out. 486 00:32:43,029 --> 00:32:44,963 Please, baby! 487 00:32:45,031 --> 00:32:47,033 Hold it, hold it. Hold up. 488 00:32:49,401 --> 00:32:51,137 Choke! Choke! 489 00:32:55,841 --> 00:32:57,476 We are tied! We are tied! 490 00:33:04,150 --> 00:33:06,152 Come on, man. Come on. 491 00:33:09,388 --> 00:33:12,491 Choke! Choke! Choke! 492 00:33:37,015 --> 00:33:38,950 Good night. 493 00:33:47,259 --> 00:33:50,462 Yes! 494 00:33:50,529 --> 00:33:52,531 Comin in! 495 00:33:54,600 --> 00:33:57,136 You guys were "fantabulous"! 496 00:33:57,203 --> 00:33:59,771 You were "superbalacious"! 497 00:33:59,838 --> 00:34:03,409 It was an amazing display of what we can do... 498 00:34:03,475 --> 00:34:05,544 If we play together like a team! 499 00:34:12,884 --> 00:34:15,821 What is the matter with you guys? You look like you seen a ghost. 500 00:34:15,887 --> 00:34:19,891 We won our first game last year. Then we lost 15 straight. 501 00:34:19,958 --> 00:34:21,760 This is not last year. 502 00:34:21,827 --> 00:34:24,796 We can win some games this year! 503 00:34:24,863 --> 00:34:27,533 Hey, many, many. A lotta games. Like a huge amount. 504 00:34:27,599 --> 00:34:29,768 That was my promise, remember? 505 00:34:32,138 --> 00:34:34,072 Ach! 506 00:34:34,140 --> 00:34:37,209 What do I know? I am a girl. 507 00:34:37,276 --> 00:34:41,913 Why do not you guys tell me? What does it take to make a winner? 508 00:34:44,516 --> 00:34:47,653 Hmm. Nobody knows. 509 00:34:49,588 --> 00:34:51,557 You guys got some homework to do. 510 00:34:51,623 --> 00:34:54,426 Homework? Come on. This is basketball. Homework? 511 00:34:54,493 --> 00:34:56,395 Aint no homework in basketball. 512 00:34:56,462 --> 00:34:58,597 Yeah, well, before the next game, 513 00:34:58,664 --> 00:35:01,433 you are all responsible to bring in a quote... 514 00:35:01,500 --> 00:35:03,969 About what it takes to make a winner. 515 00:35:05,371 --> 00:35:07,506 Whoever does not, does not play. 516 00:35:07,573 --> 00:35:09,608 That goes for everybody. 517 00:35:13,579 --> 00:35:16,515 Great game. Great game. 518 00:35:16,582 --> 00:35:20,886 See ya on the bus, Gus. 519 00:35:20,952 --> 00:35:22,888 I do not even do homework. 520 00:35:22,954 --> 00:35:24,723 I am not doin the homework. 521 00:35:24,790 --> 00:35:27,926 So what's doin, huh? Can I get you somethin? 522 00:35:27,993 --> 00:35:32,498 Dominic, did you know that Phyllis is coachin a guys basketball team, 523 00:35:32,564 --> 00:35:34,866 and they won their first game today? 524 00:35:34,933 --> 00:35:38,003 Oh, they were so great. They just ran right over the other team. 525 00:35:38,069 --> 00:35:40,906 Ran right over them, huh? Anybody get hurt? 526 00:35:40,972 --> 00:35:43,809 Anyway, you know, I am so proud of them. 527 00:35:43,875 --> 00:35:47,913 - They are really doin great. - Hey, I bet you are a terrific coach. 528 00:35:47,979 --> 00:35:50,482 You run a terrific restaurant. 529 00:35:50,549 --> 00:35:53,285 Thank you. Thanks. 530 00:35:55,254 --> 00:35:58,590 Hey, you guys, come on. Lets get started. Okay? 531 00:35:58,657 --> 00:36:00,892 Come on. Shirts and skins. Lets get a scrimmage goin. 532 00:36:00,959 --> 00:36:03,395 Coach, I gotta tell you somethin. We got a lot to do today. 533 00:36:03,462 --> 00:36:06,398 Yo, coach, I gotta tell you somethin. What you got to tell me? 534 00:36:06,465 --> 00:36:09,635 Busy got shot. What? 535 00:36:26,752 --> 00:36:28,687 Busy. 536 00:36:30,422 --> 00:36:32,858 Hi, busy. Coach! 537 00:36:32,924 --> 00:36:35,927 How ya doin? Uh, coach. 538 00:36:35,994 --> 00:36:38,497 Coach, you remember my mom, right? Sure. Hi, Carla. 539 00:36:38,564 --> 00:36:41,267 How ya doin? 540 00:36:41,333 --> 00:36:43,802 So, what happened? 541 00:36:43,869 --> 00:36:48,374 Kid wanted my coat. I aint give it up, so he shot me. 542 00:36:48,440 --> 00:36:51,610 A coat. Three-hundred-dollar coat, mom. 543 00:36:51,677 --> 00:36:53,945 That's how come I aint give it up, coach. 544 00:36:54,012 --> 00:36:55,981 It happened on the way home from the game? 545 00:36:56,047 --> 00:36:59,017 Mm-hmm. He likes to take the shortcut through the park. 546 00:36:59,084 --> 00:37:01,186 I was lucky I got shot with a .38. 547 00:37:01,253 --> 00:37:04,923 - Why do you say that? - Cause the bullet went straight through. 548 00:37:04,990 --> 00:37:11,096 If it had been a .22, it just mightve bounced or hit a bone or artery or somethin. 549 00:37:11,162 --> 00:37:15,334 Doctor says its gonna be a while before I play. 550 00:37:15,401 --> 00:37:17,903 That do not mean I am off the team, does it, coach? 551 00:37:17,969 --> 00:37:20,439 No way, busy. 552 00:37:23,642 --> 00:37:26,545 Busy is gonna be all right. 553 00:37:26,612 --> 00:37:30,582 He is gonna be out for a while, but he is comin back, and he is okay. 554 00:37:30,649 --> 00:37:33,084 I posted a schedule of visiting hours in my office. 555 00:37:33,151 --> 00:37:37,589 - Coach, what's this? - That is a nutrient drink. Its good for you. Drink it. 556 00:37:37,656 --> 00:37:39,591 Mm. Man, this stuff is nasty! 557 00:37:39,658 --> 00:37:42,761 All right. Brownsville tech. Our first home game. 558 00:37:42,828 --> 00:37:45,230 They were number three in our division last year. Drink up. 559 00:37:45,297 --> 00:37:46,865 Who brought in their homework? 560 00:37:46,932 --> 00:37:48,934 She must... She is kiddin, ya all. 561 00:37:49,000 --> 00:37:51,437 Homework. 562 00:37:51,503 --> 00:37:54,373 You know, quotes about what it takes to make a winner? 563 00:37:54,440 --> 00:37:56,375 Yeah, right. Please! 564 00:37:56,442 --> 00:37:59,144 Who brought it in? Please! 565 00:37:59,210 --> 00:38:01,279 Nobody? 566 00:38:03,349 --> 00:38:05,417 That's great. That's really great. 567 00:38:07,285 --> 00:38:09,588 I think ya all made her mad. 568 00:38:12,491 --> 00:38:17,829 ♪ ♪ 569 00:38:17,896 --> 00:38:21,132 Yo, coach, we won! What's the matter? 570 00:38:21,199 --> 00:38:23,301 That makes us 2 and 0. 571 00:38:23,369 --> 00:38:26,071 You told us to teach you the game. That's what we was doin. 572 00:38:26,137 --> 00:38:28,340 I am not angry about that, shorty. Hi, shorty. 573 00:38:28,407 --> 00:38:31,710 What's up, Cheryl? Yo, coach. This is Cheryl. 574 00:38:31,777 --> 00:38:33,712 Hi. Hi. How ya doin? 575 00:38:33,779 --> 00:38:35,847 All right. Listen. You got some money? 576 00:38:35,914 --> 00:38:39,284 I saw these brand-new tims the other day. They was kinda fly. 577 00:38:39,351 --> 00:38:41,920 Hmm. Bet they look nice on you too, right? 578 00:38:41,987 --> 00:38:43,389 Oh, you know they would. 579 00:38:43,455 --> 00:38:44,956 All right. 580 00:38:45,023 --> 00:38:47,459 Just do not spend this all in one place, all right, girl? 581 00:38:47,526 --> 00:38:50,662 Here ya go. 582 00:38:50,729 --> 00:38:52,664 Why you so sweet, huh? 583 00:38:54,099 --> 00:38:56,935 Call me later, all right? All right. 584 00:38:57,002 --> 00:38:58,937 Lets go, girl. 585 00:39:03,442 --> 00:39:05,777 Hey, yo, coach! 586 00:39:09,247 --> 00:39:11,282 Damn, what I do, man? 587 00:39:20,992 --> 00:39:24,329 Coach, can I talk to you for a second? Not now. I am not in the mood. 588 00:39:24,396 --> 00:39:27,265 Coach, I really need to talk to you right now. Please. 589 00:39:27,332 --> 00:39:29,401 Will you speak English? 590 00:39:34,272 --> 00:39:38,176 - What is that for? - I am about to go kill my teacher. 591 00:39:38,243 --> 00:39:40,245 What teacher? 592 00:39:40,311 --> 00:39:43,949 Mr. Bernstein. Morris. 593 00:39:44,015 --> 00:39:47,218 You know, I do not blame you. I would like to kill him myself. 594 00:39:47,285 --> 00:39:50,989 - What are you gonna kill him for? - Oh, you know. 595 00:39:51,056 --> 00:39:54,993 I mean, its like he is always got somethin smart to say to me, right? 596 00:39:56,127 --> 00:39:58,129 Its like, I had my hair braided. 597 00:39:59,765 --> 00:40:03,334 And so he... so I had this wooly on my head. 598 00:40:03,401 --> 00:40:06,337 When I come into the classroom, he is like, "take it off." 599 00:40:07,473 --> 00:40:09,407 So I take it off. 600 00:40:11,042 --> 00:40:13,011 And he started laughin at my braids. 601 00:40:13,078 --> 00:40:16,014 And the whole class just started laughin at me. 602 00:40:17,549 --> 00:40:21,152 He do not know me. He do not. 603 00:40:22,788 --> 00:40:25,691 Spaceman. 604 00:40:25,757 --> 00:40:28,694 Spaceman, I want you to put that knife in my drawer now. 605 00:40:28,760 --> 00:40:31,129 Okay? Just come on over here and put it in here. 606 00:40:31,196 --> 00:40:35,300 - Nah. - Yeah. Just put it in the drawer. 607 00:40:38,637 --> 00:40:41,272 Come on. Put it in the drawer. 608 00:40:41,339 --> 00:40:44,375 Here you go. Just put it right in there. 609 00:40:47,112 --> 00:40:49,314 Thank you. 610 00:40:49,380 --> 00:40:51,817 Hey, you! 611 00:40:53,084 --> 00:40:55,120 Oh, Bernard, so nice to see you, 612 00:40:55,186 --> 00:40:58,657 and what a lovely hairstyle we are sporting today. 613 00:40:58,724 --> 00:41:00,759 What the hell do you think... Morris. 614 00:41:00,826 --> 00:41:03,929 Do you see this kid? This sweet, sensitive kid? 615 00:41:03,995 --> 00:41:07,265 Who? Bernard? Stop teasing him, and stop bullying him. 616 00:41:07,332 --> 00:41:09,501 Bullying? I am not... Start teaching him, 617 00:41:09,568 --> 00:41:12,003 and start caring about his feelings. 618 00:41:12,070 --> 00:41:14,039 Do you understand me? 619 00:41:14,105 --> 00:41:16,174 Yes. 620 00:41:16,241 --> 00:41:18,243 Do you have anything to add, spaceman? 621 00:41:21,379 --> 00:41:24,315 Science is my favorite subject, Mr. Bernstein. 622 00:41:31,923 --> 00:41:36,327 I was not aware of that, Bernard. I will keep that in mind. 623 00:41:36,394 --> 00:41:39,064 You better keep that in mind. 624 00:41:39,130 --> 00:41:41,767 You got me, Morris? You goddamn well better. 625 00:41:50,375 --> 00:41:52,477 Come on, spaceman. 626 00:41:52,544 --> 00:41:54,680 Any other teachers you wanna talk to me about? 627 00:42:00,418 --> 00:42:03,254 On the floor now. Everyone! 628 00:42:03,321 --> 00:42:05,591 Both feet. Both feet! 629 00:42:05,657 --> 00:42:07,926 - Together. - You, too, shorty. 630 00:42:07,993 --> 00:42:10,028 Do not kid around, Andre. Lets go. 631 00:42:12,030 --> 00:42:14,532 Happy? 632 00:42:17,468 --> 00:42:20,038 - Fifteen minutes. - Whoa! 633 00:42:23,609 --> 00:42:24,676 Faster. 634 00:42:24,743 --> 00:42:25,744 What? 635 00:42:28,346 --> 00:42:30,916 Aaah. Aaah. 636 00:42:30,982 --> 00:42:33,585 ♪ 637 00:42:33,652 --> 00:42:36,655 - Ohh. Ow. - I can do it. 638 00:42:36,722 --> 00:42:40,659 Backs straight. 639 00:42:40,726 --> 00:42:42,661 No cheating, spaceman. No cheating. 640 00:42:42,728 --> 00:42:47,198 Fly. I can do it. 641 00:42:48,166 --> 00:42:50,168 Mmm. Damn, coach. 642 00:42:50,235 --> 00:42:52,638 Turn off that music. Its killing us. 643 00:42:52,704 --> 00:42:55,641 ♪ 644 00:42:58,744 --> 00:43:01,046 Three, two... 645 00:43:01,112 --> 00:43:03,348 And hold and hold... 646 00:43:03,414 --> 00:43:05,550 And hold and... 647 00:43:11,356 --> 00:43:14,660 - Okay. - Oh, god. 648 00:43:14,726 --> 00:43:19,698 Practice is gonna be like this until the homework gets done. 649 00:43:19,765 --> 00:43:22,634 ♪ Sunset park what time is it 650 00:43:22,701 --> 00:43:25,536 ♪ its time to get live its time to represent come on. 651 00:43:25,603 --> 00:43:28,139 ♪ Sunset park what time is it 652 00:43:28,206 --> 00:43:30,608 ♪ its time to get live its time to represent 653 00:43:30,676 --> 00:43:33,611 ♪ all right. Give the ball to butter blam, 360 slam 654 00:43:33,679 --> 00:43:36,447 ♪ come on. Spaceman he comes down with the jam 655 00:43:36,514 --> 00:43:38,884 ♪ drano, yo he goes back further 656 00:43:38,950 --> 00:43:40,886 ♪ with the three swish 657 00:43:40,952 --> 00:43:44,522 ♪ its all murder come on down to the sunset park 658 00:43:44,589 --> 00:43:47,058 ♪ get busy we will take you to the dark 659 00:43:47,125 --> 00:43:49,761 ♪ where is busy-bee nobody knows where he is at 660 00:43:49,828 --> 00:43:51,797 ♪ the hospital whose got their homework? ♪ 661 00:43:51,863 --> 00:43:54,165 Man! 662 00:43:54,232 --> 00:43:57,135 Man. 663 00:44:07,078 --> 00:44:08,947 Winnin is phat and all of that, 664 00:44:09,014 --> 00:44:10,849 and losin is whack and bosack. 665 00:44:10,916 --> 00:44:13,952 Who said that? 666 00:44:14,019 --> 00:44:15,954 Sir Dante al-Hassan. 667 00:44:17,322 --> 00:44:19,257 Drano? 668 00:44:19,324 --> 00:44:21,259 Yeah, I said it. 669 00:44:21,326 --> 00:44:26,865 The more you win, the more girls you get... except shortys. 670 00:44:26,932 --> 00:44:29,600 - Yeah, word up, man. - James radar. 671 00:44:29,667 --> 00:44:32,570 Butter said that? 672 00:44:32,637 --> 00:44:36,107 How about you, spaceman? Did you bring your homework? 673 00:44:36,174 --> 00:44:38,977 Um, well, if I had me some new glasses, 674 00:44:39,044 --> 00:44:41,847 I would make all my shots, and we would win all our games. 675 00:44:41,913 --> 00:44:45,483 Leonard, um, montubo. Busy-bee? 676 00:44:45,550 --> 00:44:47,685 Yeah, I went to see him in the hospital. 677 00:44:53,925 --> 00:44:56,795 You guys are idiots. You know that? No, he is an idiot. 678 00:44:56,862 --> 00:44:59,497 So what's up? Can we go play this game now or what? 679 00:44:59,564 --> 00:45:02,133 - Lets play. - On the count of three. What's up? 680 00:45:02,200 --> 00:45:03,268 Lets do it. 681 00:45:03,334 --> 00:45:04,335 All right. 682 00:45:06,071 --> 00:45:08,506 Come on, coach. Put your hand in. 683 00:45:10,175 --> 00:45:12,878 Uno, dos, tres. Represent! 684 00:45:12,944 --> 00:45:17,215 ♪ Yeah. What time is it? Sunset park what time is it 685 00:45:17,282 --> 00:45:19,918 ♪ its time to get live its time to represent ♪ 686 00:45:19,985 --> 00:45:22,387 Butter, come on. Over here. 687 00:45:24,555 --> 00:45:27,458 Butter, pass the ball. 688 00:45:31,162 --> 00:45:34,432 Hey, butter, call time-out. Your mother made bail. 689 00:45:34,499 --> 00:45:36,501 All right. Lets go. Come on, sunset. 690 00:45:39,370 --> 00:45:41,873 Damn. 691 00:45:41,940 --> 00:45:44,209 Ya all for yourself, butter man! 692 00:45:44,275 --> 00:45:47,045 Yo, coach. This stupid ass is never gonna pass the ball! 693 00:45:47,112 --> 00:45:50,015 Wrong. I will punch you in the face. 694 00:45:50,081 --> 00:45:53,852 Hey! Hey! Coach, you have to control your players. 695 00:45:53,919 --> 00:45:55,921 You are in. You do not even want it, man. 696 00:45:55,987 --> 00:45:58,256 Butter, sit down. Sit down! What about him? 697 00:45:58,323 --> 00:46:00,992 I wanna talk to you. Come on. Get your ass on the floor. 698 00:46:01,059 --> 00:46:03,795 It aint nothin. Come on. Lets go. 699 00:46:03,862 --> 00:46:08,333 You are our best player, our star. We ca not win without you. You know that, right? 700 00:46:08,399 --> 00:46:11,937 You need to tell shorty that. Forget shorty. 701 00:46:13,972 --> 00:46:17,642 Look at those pretty young ladies up there. 702 00:46:17,708 --> 00:46:19,644 You score five or you score twenty, 703 00:46:19,710 --> 00:46:21,646 its not gonna matter. 704 00:46:21,712 --> 00:46:24,149 They are gonna love you anyway. 705 00:46:24,215 --> 00:46:28,219 Relax. You do not have to try so hard. You know why? 706 00:46:28,286 --> 00:46:32,290 Why? You are butter. 707 00:46:32,357 --> 00:46:37,929 You got that thing the girls like, and that has nothin to do with basketball. 708 00:46:37,996 --> 00:46:40,899 Take it from me. I am a girl. 709 00:46:40,966 --> 00:46:42,901 I got eyes. 710 00:46:44,402 --> 00:46:46,337 You are butter. 711 00:46:47,505 --> 00:46:50,075 Now what you gotta do... 712 00:46:50,141 --> 00:46:52,077 Is focus on the team. 713 00:46:52,143 --> 00:46:56,147 "I am playin ball for the team." All right? 714 00:46:56,214 --> 00:46:58,816 All right. Okay? 715 00:46:58,884 --> 00:47:01,786 You got it. Mm-hmm. I got it. 716 00:47:01,853 --> 00:47:06,291 All right. All right, sunset! 717 00:47:06,357 --> 00:47:08,393 All right. Come on! 718 00:47:08,459 --> 00:47:11,930 Big "w" today, kid. Yo. You got... yeah. 719 00:47:11,997 --> 00:47:16,534 Okay, great game, great game. Go home. Go to bed, boys. 720 00:47:16,601 --> 00:47:18,569 Honey, I am goin. Yes, go. 721 00:47:18,636 --> 00:47:20,705 Shorty? Huh? 722 00:47:20,771 --> 00:47:24,409 Gotta talk to you about your temper, okay? I mean, I depend on you. 723 00:47:24,475 --> 00:47:28,246 You know? You gotta be there for me. All right. I know, I know. 724 00:47:28,313 --> 00:47:31,716 Hey, coach, can I ask you a question? 725 00:47:31,782 --> 00:47:35,020 Yeah. Say you was a girl, right? 726 00:47:35,086 --> 00:47:39,557 I am a girl. Nah, nah. I mean a girl like my age. 727 00:47:39,624 --> 00:47:42,693 Right. And there was this guy that really liked you. 728 00:47:42,760 --> 00:47:44,729 Right. He bought you stuff, 729 00:47:44,795 --> 00:47:46,864 but he never tried to get nothin from you, right? 730 00:47:46,932 --> 00:47:49,534 Right. Would you think he was a sucker... 731 00:47:49,600 --> 00:47:51,869 Or just a nice guy? 732 00:47:51,937 --> 00:47:55,673 I know less about that stuff than I know about basketball, shorty. 733 00:47:55,740 --> 00:47:58,509 I invited Cheryl to the game, and she did not even show up. 734 00:47:58,576 --> 00:48:02,880 That girl from the other day? Cheryl? Oh, man. That's too bad. 735 00:48:04,015 --> 00:48:06,751 But I wrote her a letter. 736 00:48:06,817 --> 00:48:09,955 Since you are a girl, I want you to let me know if its corny or not. 737 00:48:10,021 --> 00:48:12,590 Would you read it? Okay. 738 00:48:12,657 --> 00:48:14,592 All right. 739 00:48:17,495 --> 00:48:19,430 Temper. 740 00:48:20,498 --> 00:48:22,433 Temper. 741 00:48:28,739 --> 00:48:31,442 Dear Cheryl... if I got one wish in this world, 742 00:48:31,509 --> 00:48:33,878 I would not wish to be taller. 743 00:48:33,945 --> 00:48:38,749 I would not wish to be bigger. I would wish that you was my girl, and I was your nigger. 744 00:48:38,816 --> 00:48:41,319 I love you more than anfernee hardaway. 745 00:48:41,386 --> 00:48:44,222 I wish we could get together and go real far away... 746 00:48:44,289 --> 00:48:46,224 In the woods and take hikes... 747 00:48:46,291 --> 00:48:48,593 And we could make love under the stars. 748 00:48:48,659 --> 00:48:51,963 You could act like pluto, and I could act like Mars. 749 00:48:52,030 --> 00:48:55,933 Just you and me, together forever, forever together. 750 00:48:56,001 --> 00:48:59,570 Nothin could be better. Love, shorty doo-wop. 751 00:49:07,979 --> 00:49:10,448 Here you go. Hey, coach. 752 00:49:10,515 --> 00:49:12,850 Hey, shorty. What's up? Have you read my letter? 753 00:49:12,917 --> 00:49:17,888 Oh, yes. This is a really good letter, shorty. 754 00:49:17,955 --> 00:49:20,491 Word. So you think I should give it to her? 755 00:49:20,558 --> 00:49:23,828 Does she deserve it? You saw her. 756 00:49:23,894 --> 00:49:27,332 Mm-hmm. Yeah, give it to her. 757 00:49:29,934 --> 00:49:32,537 Hey, coach, you like Bruce Lee flicks, right? 758 00:49:32,603 --> 00:49:35,406 Oh, yeah, I like karate movies, period. 759 00:49:35,473 --> 00:49:39,344 I was thinkin maybe me and you could go to the movies together. 760 00:49:40,978 --> 00:49:44,015 Are you askin me on a date? 761 00:49:44,082 --> 00:49:46,617 You know what I am sayin, coach. Come on. 762 00:49:46,684 --> 00:49:49,787 Get out of here. 763 00:49:51,056 --> 00:49:52,123 Hey, shorty. 764 00:49:52,190 --> 00:49:53,591 What's up? 765 00:49:53,658 --> 00:49:55,726 Pull your pants up and turn your hat around. 766 00:50:04,202 --> 00:50:06,437 Cute kid, huh? Yeah. 767 00:50:08,673 --> 00:50:12,677 Phil, can I have a word with you? Yeah. 768 00:50:12,743 --> 00:50:14,679 James radar. Butter. 769 00:50:14,745 --> 00:50:16,847 Dante al-Hassan. Drano. 770 00:50:16,914 --> 00:50:18,783 They are failing off the team. 771 00:50:18,849 --> 00:50:20,651 They are failing off the team? 772 00:50:20,718 --> 00:50:23,954 Its not just baby-sitting, Phyllis. This is a school. 773 00:50:24,021 --> 00:50:27,325 You should be aware of that. Its part of the goddamn job, Phil. 774 00:50:27,392 --> 00:50:31,496 Its part of the goddamn job. Maybe you should have told me that a little sooner, Lou. 775 00:50:31,562 --> 00:50:37,068 Phil, you wanted the job. They are off the team until they get grades. 776 00:50:39,470 --> 00:50:42,940 Lou! 777 00:50:43,007 --> 00:50:46,944 Spot me one markin period, okay? They will do the work. I promise. 778 00:50:50,648 --> 00:50:52,583 One marking period. 779 00:50:56,721 --> 00:50:58,956 "Its not just baby-sitting, Phil." 780 00:51:12,370 --> 00:51:16,174 All right, all right, listen up. 781 00:51:16,241 --> 00:51:19,677 I got one player shot up at the hospital. 782 00:51:19,744 --> 00:51:23,781 I got two players who are failing off this team. 783 00:51:23,848 --> 00:51:25,883 When I checked into their records, 784 00:51:25,950 --> 00:51:29,086 one of them... Drano... 785 00:51:29,154 --> 00:51:33,358 Passes every test but never goes to class. 786 00:51:33,424 --> 00:51:36,527 What, shorty? Dranofs a brainiac. Everybody know that. 787 00:51:36,594 --> 00:51:38,629 So why do not you go to class? 788 00:51:38,696 --> 00:51:40,631 Its boring. Hey! 789 00:51:40,698 --> 00:51:43,534 Ow, coach! That's abuse! 790 00:51:43,601 --> 00:51:45,536 Hey, we need your jump shot. 791 00:51:45,603 --> 00:51:48,706 Now butter over here... 792 00:51:48,773 --> 00:51:52,109 Goes to class but has yet to hand in any homework. 793 00:51:52,177 --> 00:51:55,480 Butter be tryin to get girls to do his homework, but they stupid. 794 00:51:55,546 --> 00:51:59,083 They aint stupid, man. They just be lunchin. They are lazy tricks. 795 00:51:59,150 --> 00:52:02,787 What did you say? Uh, girls. I mean girls. Sorry, coach. 796 00:52:02,853 --> 00:52:05,256 Hey, yo, coach, I help butter with his homework. Good. 797 00:52:05,323 --> 00:52:07,992 I am gonna do my own homework, man. I aint stupid. 798 00:52:08,058 --> 00:52:12,963 No, you are not stupid, butter, and you can prove that by 799 00:52:15,065 --> 00:52:17,435 I have another player... Spaceman... 800 00:52:17,502 --> 00:52:21,939 Who gets stoned every day and is on probation. 801 00:52:22,006 --> 00:52:26,677 Spoke to his probation officer, who said he is already failed 802 00:52:26,744 --> 00:52:28,679 one more and he will do time. 803 00:52:28,746 --> 00:52:32,850 Look, coach, I do not appreciate you puttin my business 804 00:52:32,917 --> 00:52:35,052 that's the way it is, spaceman. 805 00:52:35,119 --> 00:52:37,831 No, no, I do not appreciate you puttin my business in the street, coach. 806 00:52:37,855 --> 00:52:40,358 Look, I worry about you. I do not wanna see you locked up. 807 00:52:40,425 --> 00:52:44,295 - Spaceman smoke blunts just to keep him mellow. - Why do not you shut up? 808 00:52:44,362 --> 00:52:47,107 He got a psycho temper. That's why he got in trouble in the first place. 809 00:52:47,131 --> 00:52:49,400 Why you puttin my business in the street? Sit down! 810 00:52:49,467 --> 00:52:52,203 I am sorry, man. Chill. You know I got love for you. 811 00:52:52,270 --> 00:52:55,873 - Sit down! - I got another player... shorty... 812 00:52:55,940 --> 00:52:58,943 Who is also on probation for selling pot, 813 00:52:59,009 --> 00:53:02,247 and he better stay the hell out of trouble. 814 00:53:02,313 --> 00:53:05,916 This is how its gonna be from now on on this team. 815 00:53:05,983 --> 00:53:08,453 I am checkin homework and attendance every day. 816 00:53:08,519 --> 00:53:11,422 If you skip a class, you do not play. 817 00:53:11,489 --> 00:53:16,294 Spaceman, if I look into your eyes and I even think the wrong thing, 818 00:53:16,361 --> 00:53:19,364 you are off this team, period. 819 00:53:19,430 --> 00:53:22,099 Anyone who thinks I am jokin, try me. 820 00:53:24,001 --> 00:53:28,138 We gotta start makin some sacrifices for the goddamn good of this team... 821 00:53:28,205 --> 00:53:30,341 Or we are not gonna have a team. 822 00:53:34,379 --> 00:53:39,650 Okay, look. If 2x equals 42, 823 00:53:39,717 --> 00:53:42,186 then what does 3x plus 5 equal? 824 00:53:42,253 --> 00:53:45,323 B, that's what get me. How a letter gonna equal a number? 825 00:53:45,390 --> 00:53:49,727 Do not make no sense, b. Look, look, look, look. 826 00:53:49,794 --> 00:53:52,297 Okay, I got it. Check this out. 827 00:53:52,363 --> 00:53:55,833 Say you got two honeys, right? Right. 828 00:53:55,900 --> 00:53:58,035 And you gotta buy both of them a chicken, right? 829 00:53:58,102 --> 00:54:01,539 Right. Now you gonna buy these two chickens, 830 00:54:01,606 --> 00:54:04,775 and for two chickens, it costs $42, right? 831 00:54:04,842 --> 00:54:10,315 Right. So, what is three chickens plus five dollars? 832 00:54:10,381 --> 00:54:13,017 What's the five dollars for? The hotel. 833 00:54:13,083 --> 00:54:15,185 Right! Right! 834 00:54:15,252 --> 00:54:18,188 All right. Okay, hold on. I am with you here. 835 00:54:18,255 --> 00:54:20,325 Three chickens. Mm-hmm. 836 00:54:20,391 --> 00:54:24,729 Three honeys. And a hotel? Mm-hmm. And a hotel. 837 00:54:27,698 --> 00:54:29,634 That's $68. 838 00:54:29,700 --> 00:54:32,537 Its like butter, baby. Ah, yes! 839 00:54:35,440 --> 00:54:38,208 - Damn! - Its all right. Its okay. 840 00:54:38,275 --> 00:54:39,410 My bad, my bad. 841 00:54:40,811 --> 00:54:44,014 - Drano! - Set it up, set it up, set it up, set it up. 842 00:54:45,483 --> 00:54:48,353 Drano! 843 00:54:49,687 --> 00:54:50,821 D amn! 844 00:54:53,591 --> 00:54:57,194 Back on "d"! Back! Down! Come on! Move! Move! 845 00:54:57,261 --> 00:54:59,773 I am tellin you, man. Go in her office. What you see on the wall? 846 00:54:59,797 --> 00:55:02,900 What? That picture of Bruce Lee with his shirt off, kid. 847 00:55:02,967 --> 00:55:04,735 So what? 848 00:55:04,802 --> 00:55:06,504 So coach like brothers, b. 849 00:55:06,571 --> 00:55:09,273 Bruce Lee is Chinese, stupid. 850 00:55:09,340 --> 00:55:12,743 Bruce Lee is half black, half Chinese, kid. 851 00:55:12,810 --> 00:55:16,814 Look at his name, man... Bruce Lee. 852 00:55:16,881 --> 00:55:18,883 That's a black mans name, brother. 853 00:55:18,949 --> 00:55:21,352 Man, you stupid. I am stupid? 854 00:55:21,419 --> 00:55:25,490 B, he half black. I seen it in one of them movies. 855 00:55:25,556 --> 00:55:27,592 How the hell you know? 856 00:55:27,658 --> 00:55:29,760 Remember the color purple? 857 00:55:29,827 --> 00:55:32,863 Oh, my god! 858 00:55:32,930 --> 00:55:35,866 Ya all sit here and listen to this garbage, man. 859 00:55:35,933 --> 00:55:40,538 Oh, hello. Yo, look whose back from the dead. What's up, busy? 860 00:55:40,605 --> 00:55:44,008 - Yo, b! - What's up? 861 00:55:44,074 --> 00:55:47,978 The boy is back. Hey, you all healed up or what? 862 00:55:48,045 --> 00:55:50,381 Ah, you know, I am all right, baby. 863 00:55:50,448 --> 00:55:52,383 You know we aint lost a game without you. 864 00:55:52,450 --> 00:55:55,152 No question. Coach be tellin me about every game, yo. 865 00:55:55,219 --> 00:55:58,556 Hey, you still got that bullet in you, kid? Bullet went straight through. 866 00:55:58,623 --> 00:55:59,624 Let me see the scar. 867 00:55:59,690 --> 00:56:00,691 Nah. 868 00:56:00,758 --> 00:56:03,428 Come on, man! 869 00:56:05,295 --> 00:56:07,064 Damn! Damn! 870 00:56:07,131 --> 00:56:10,200 Busy, you are startin today. 871 00:56:12,670 --> 00:56:14,605 All right, all right, on the count of three. 872 00:56:14,672 --> 00:56:16,607 - One, two, three. - Represent! 873 00:56:23,681 --> 00:56:26,016 Go, busy! Go, busy! 874 00:56:29,353 --> 00:56:31,489 Yeah! Busy! Busy! 875 00:56:38,162 --> 00:56:40,498 Yes! Busy! 876 00:56:43,434 --> 00:56:46,737 Do you believe we clinched the conference title? 877 00:56:46,804 --> 00:56:49,306 I mean, we are 15 and 3! 878 00:56:49,373 --> 00:56:52,777 You know, sometimes I lay in bed and night, 879 00:56:52,843 --> 00:56:55,680 and I think, "we won 15 games!" 880 00:57:06,056 --> 00:57:07,992 What's the matter? 881 00:57:09,660 --> 00:57:14,064 Why are you so quiet? 882 00:57:14,131 --> 00:57:16,333 Funny hangin out with me after school, huh? 883 00:57:16,400 --> 00:57:17,768 Oh, no. 884 00:57:17,835 --> 00:57:19,136 Then what? 885 00:57:23,140 --> 00:57:25,876 What's it like to be white? 886 00:57:26,944 --> 00:57:30,247 What kind of question is that? 887 00:57:30,314 --> 00:57:34,552 Is there any black people where you live, in your building? 888 00:57:34,619 --> 00:57:36,554 No. 889 00:57:37,788 --> 00:57:39,757 Any white people where you live? 890 00:57:41,091 --> 00:57:42,893 No. 891 00:57:42,960 --> 00:57:44,729 Where do you live? 892 00:57:44,795 --> 00:57:49,199 - Albany projects. - Oh, yeah. What's that like? 893 00:57:53,470 --> 00:57:56,373 There is Mr. Dunbar, right? 894 00:57:56,440 --> 00:57:59,977 Jamaican guy. Goes to work every day for the transit. 895 00:58:00,044 --> 00:58:05,149 Then there is Mr. Collins. He drinks liquor all day, never had a job in his life. 896 00:58:05,215 --> 00:58:09,286 They both live in the same projects. They both live the same life. 897 00:58:10,655 --> 00:58:13,423 Makes you think, "why even work?" 898 00:58:15,626 --> 00:58:19,463 I stay up at night sometimes knowin basketball do not mean nothin. 899 00:58:19,530 --> 00:58:21,799 School do not mean nothin. 900 00:58:21,866 --> 00:58:26,236 If I work, if I do not work, it do not mean nothin. 901 00:58:26,303 --> 00:58:29,439 I am gonna end up dead in the same projects anyway. 902 00:58:32,509 --> 00:58:35,145 So why even bother, right? 903 00:58:35,212 --> 00:58:38,448 You could do somethin, you know. 904 00:58:38,515 --> 00:58:41,719 I mean, you could go to college. 905 00:58:41,786 --> 00:58:46,323 College? Aint none of my people stupid, coach, 906 00:58:46,390 --> 00:58:49,093 but aint none of us think about college. 907 00:58:49,159 --> 00:58:51,061 Why is that? 908 00:58:51,128 --> 00:58:52,963 I do not know. 909 00:58:56,701 --> 00:58:58,936 Do white people have that same mentality? 910 00:59:01,271 --> 00:59:03,440 I always thought I would go to college. 911 00:59:03,507 --> 00:59:06,744 You know, that's just part of what everybody around me did. 912 00:59:06,811 --> 00:59:10,547 I mean, like in school, when they said... 913 00:59:10,615 --> 00:59:12,449 I could grow up and be a woman president, 914 00:59:12,516 --> 00:59:15,820 the first woman president, I believed it. 915 00:59:17,121 --> 00:59:19,056 You crazy, coach. 916 00:59:20,124 --> 00:59:23,093 So why you not married? 917 00:59:23,160 --> 00:59:25,963 Do not ask questions like that. Why not? 918 00:59:26,030 --> 00:59:28,766 Its not nice to ask a woman questions like that. 919 00:59:28,833 --> 00:59:31,836 - So you wanna know a secret about me? - No. 920 00:59:31,902 --> 00:59:34,772 Forget you then. 921 00:59:34,839 --> 00:59:37,007 Come on. Nah, that's all right. 922 00:59:37,074 --> 00:59:39,877 Oh, come on, shorty. 923 00:59:42,112 --> 00:59:44,448 I am a virgin. 924 00:59:44,514 --> 00:59:46,851 You are? 925 00:59:46,917 --> 00:59:49,787 I am 17, coach. Oh! 926 00:59:49,854 --> 00:59:52,089 That's sweet. I was in college... 927 00:59:52,156 --> 00:59:56,326 Yeah, well, I think I am gonna die before I even get some. 928 00:59:56,393 --> 00:59:58,829 Hey, I bet there is a lot of girls that like you. 929 00:59:58,896 --> 01:00:02,867 Yeah. Too bad I never like the ones that like me. 930 01:00:02,933 --> 01:00:08,005 That's exactly like me. I mean, like there is this guy, Dominic. 931 01:00:08,072 --> 01:00:11,508 Son of a bitch. After the first night, he never called. 932 01:00:12,677 --> 01:00:16,146 Well, that's his bad, coach. 933 01:00:18,983 --> 01:00:21,551 There is one thing good in my life, though. 934 01:00:21,618 --> 01:00:23,420 Word, what's that? 935 01:00:25,690 --> 01:00:28,726 - None of the others guys knows this... - Come on, man. 936 01:00:28,793 --> 01:00:30,895 Okay. 937 01:00:30,961 --> 01:00:34,899 I am gonna move to St. Croix to open a restaurant. 938 01:00:37,902 --> 01:00:41,571 When? After the season, of course. 939 01:00:43,640 --> 01:00:45,575 Why you gonna do that? 940 01:00:45,642 --> 01:00:47,611 Well, 941 01:00:47,678 --> 01:00:51,115 like, all my life, I thought I was gonna be great at somethin, you know? 942 01:00:51,181 --> 01:00:54,451 And then one day, I wake up, and I am mediocre at everything. 943 01:00:54,518 --> 01:00:56,553 I just gotta try somethin new. 944 01:01:01,792 --> 01:01:03,728 So you aint gonna be our coach no more? 945 01:01:07,331 --> 01:01:10,600 Well, its not until next year. 946 01:01:12,436 --> 01:01:14,839 Go on. Eat your food. 947 01:01:14,905 --> 01:01:17,808 So this whole thing is a big joke to you, right? 948 01:01:17,875 --> 01:01:22,612 - What are you talkin about? - I am talkin about coachin black kids in basketball. 949 01:01:22,679 --> 01:01:24,915 Makin some extra cash. 950 01:01:24,982 --> 01:01:27,617 This whole thing is a big fuckin joke to you, right? 951 01:01:27,684 --> 01:01:31,789 No, its not like that. 952 01:01:31,856 --> 01:01:34,792 - Where are you going? - Listen. 953 01:01:34,859 --> 01:01:37,027 I aint the one frontin, miss. 954 01:01:37,094 --> 01:01:39,629 This thing right here sees right through you. 955 01:01:41,866 --> 01:01:44,601 Shorty. 956 01:01:57,547 --> 01:01:59,649 Hey, busy, check it. Check it, man. 957 01:01:59,716 --> 01:02:04,488 That reporter asked me what role did I play as busy-bee in clinchin the division. 958 01:02:04,554 --> 01:02:08,158 Whatd you say? I said I will be stayin busy, baby. 959 01:02:08,225 --> 01:02:10,928 They are gonna say to me, you know, they look at my lifestyle... 960 01:02:10,995 --> 01:02:13,864 And automatically assume that I am a pimp. 961 01:02:13,931 --> 01:02:16,000 Ahh, ahh! What? What? 962 01:02:16,066 --> 01:02:18,002 Who that over there lyin? There you go again. 963 01:02:18,068 --> 01:02:20,170 Like I am not a pimp. What? 964 01:02:20,237 --> 01:02:23,340 I am gonna tell you right now how to check it, right? I am on the subway. 965 01:02:23,407 --> 01:02:27,978 Honey dip is sittin across from me, starin all up between my legs and junk. 966 01:02:28,045 --> 01:02:33,483 Said I am a freak, all right? Put my hand on it, right? And I looked at her. 967 01:02:33,550 --> 01:02:36,153 She came, yo, right there. 968 01:02:36,220 --> 01:02:39,689 I am tellin you. She had a full-blown orgasm right on the subway. 969 01:02:39,756 --> 01:02:43,660 - This dude is havin delusions again. - Hey, yo, I believe him, man. 970 01:02:43,727 --> 01:02:47,597 Thank you. The same thing happened to me last week. 971 01:02:47,664 --> 01:02:50,567 Except I was on the bus, though. 972 01:02:50,634 --> 01:02:54,171 Comin in! Coach in the house. 973 01:02:54,238 --> 01:02:56,173 Hi. 974 01:02:56,240 --> 01:02:58,508 What's up, coach? You read my quote? 975 01:02:58,575 --> 01:03:01,545 Yes, I got it framed in my office right next to Bruce Lee. 976 01:03:01,611 --> 01:03:03,547 All right. Hey, coach, you read my quote? 977 01:03:03,613 --> 01:03:06,716 Yeah, I read everybody is quote. Where is shorty? 978 01:03:06,783 --> 01:03:09,153 Word up. Aint seen him. 979 01:03:09,219 --> 01:03:12,722 What's up with that? We got the final game of the season in half an hour. 980 01:03:12,789 --> 01:03:16,026 I think we should put our hands together and pray, ya all. 981 01:03:16,093 --> 01:03:19,997 Somebody roll this kid a blunt, quick. 982 01:03:20,064 --> 01:03:24,401 Mm-hmm. All right, five minutes, in the gym. 983 01:03:34,979 --> 01:03:40,184 Hey, yo, coach. Shorty told me to tell you he ca not make it to the game. 984 01:03:40,250 --> 01:03:42,452 Well, where is he? Rikers island. 985 01:03:48,525 --> 01:03:53,230 Man, that eye looks so bad. Have you seen a doctor? 986 01:03:53,297 --> 01:03:55,232 They get you a doctor in here? 987 01:03:59,569 --> 01:04:01,505 What happened? 988 01:04:05,976 --> 01:04:09,746 Shorty, my best friend is the best criminal lawyer in Brooklyn. 989 01:04:09,813 --> 01:04:12,582 She could really help you. You gotta talk to me. 990 01:04:18,722 --> 01:04:20,657 Come on! 991 01:04:24,128 --> 01:04:26,763 They said I tried to shoot somebody. 992 01:04:26,830 --> 01:04:29,099 Did you? 993 01:04:31,401 --> 01:04:33,470 No. 994 01:04:33,537 --> 01:04:36,173 So why didthey say you did? 995 01:04:36,240 --> 01:04:38,708 This kid in my crew tried to shoot somebody, 996 01:04:38,775 --> 01:04:40,710 and they caught me out there with his gun. 997 01:04:44,648 --> 01:04:46,816 I am gonna get you out of here. 998 01:04:49,186 --> 01:04:52,556 I am gonna get you out. You hear me? 999 01:04:52,622 --> 01:04:55,225 Whatever. 1000 01:05:00,897 --> 01:05:04,168 Case 1475, state v. Russell. 1001 01:05:04,234 --> 01:05:07,771 Mr. Russell, have a seat right over here. 1002 01:05:07,837 --> 01:05:11,942 - Good morning, your honor. - To what do we owe the pleasure, Ms. Blum? 1003 01:05:12,009 --> 01:05:15,946 What we have here is a clear miscarriage of justice... 1004 01:05:16,013 --> 01:05:18,115 On behalf of Mr. Tareek Russell. 1005 01:05:18,182 --> 01:05:22,352 This young man is a decent student, a star basketball player, 1006 01:05:22,419 --> 01:05:25,522 and he shows up for all his probation appointments and therapy. 1007 01:05:25,589 --> 01:05:29,559 It says here he is in violation of a number of conditions of his parole. 1008 01:05:29,626 --> 01:05:34,498 I have reason to believe he may be involved in more serious criminal activities. 1009 01:05:34,564 --> 01:05:36,266 No, that's impossible, judge. 1010 01:05:36,333 --> 01:05:37,968 And you are? 1011 01:05:40,737 --> 01:05:45,109 Um, I am Phyllis saroka, shortys coach. 1012 01:05:45,175 --> 01:05:50,614 You see, on the night of the crime, shorty was actually at the movies with me. 1013 01:05:50,680 --> 01:05:53,650 I have ticket stubs and witnesses who can testify. 1014 01:05:53,717 --> 01:05:57,087 You are aware that perjury is a crime, are you not, Ms. Saroka? 1015 01:05:57,154 --> 01:05:59,523 Your honor, may I approach the bench? 1016 01:05:59,589 --> 01:06:02,659 Certainly, Ms. Blum. Thank you. 1017 01:06:02,726 --> 01:06:06,930 The other kid involved in this has not shown up to any of the proceedings. 1018 01:06:06,997 --> 01:06:10,300 He has three outstanding warrants and a felony. 1019 01:06:12,369 --> 01:06:14,304 Tareek is a good kid. 1020 01:06:17,641 --> 01:06:21,645 Mr. Russell, its not good enough to be a little good, 1021 01:06:21,711 --> 01:06:25,215 to stand a little on this side of the fence, a little on that, 1022 01:06:25,282 --> 01:06:29,686 to go to school and carry a gun, to play basketball and sell drugs. 1023 01:06:29,753 --> 01:06:32,522 You do understand what I am talking about, Mr. Russell, do not you? 1024 01:06:32,589 --> 01:06:34,624 Yes, madam. 1025 01:06:34,691 --> 01:06:39,263 In my courtroom, you had better be all good or its good-bye. 1026 01:06:39,329 --> 01:06:42,332 I will throw you to the wolves, and I promise you, 1027 01:06:42,399 --> 01:06:44,701 they are there, waiting for you. 1028 01:06:44,768 --> 01:06:48,105 Probation is a privilege. Do you hear me? 1029 01:06:48,172 --> 01:06:50,940 Yes, madam. 1030 01:06:51,007 --> 01:06:53,710 It is not to be abused. 1031 01:06:56,613 --> 01:07:00,684 At the moment, I am impressed by your counsels arguments, 1032 01:07:00,750 --> 01:07:02,919 so I am restoring your probation. 1033 01:07:05,389 --> 01:07:08,558 Now that means that I do not expect to hear another word 1034 01:07:08,625 --> 01:07:10,627 about you gettin into trouble. 1035 01:07:10,694 --> 01:07:13,063 Thank you, your honor. 1036 01:07:13,130 --> 01:07:18,102 Case number 1476, state v. Bovano. 1037 01:07:26,110 --> 01:07:28,044 Yeah, b, I knew you was out there. 1038 01:07:39,989 --> 01:07:42,859 You are all right. 1039 01:07:46,062 --> 01:07:48,098 Is everybody here? 1040 01:07:48,165 --> 01:07:51,968 Okay, nothin different today. We are playin coney. 1041 01:07:52,035 --> 01:07:55,305 I know they are the reigning Brooklyn champs five years in a row. 1042 01:07:55,372 --> 01:07:58,275 This is our first time here, okay? 1043 01:07:58,342 --> 01:08:01,945 I am okay with that. I do not want anybody thinkin about... 1044 01:08:02,011 --> 01:08:04,514 If we win this game, we go on to Madison square garden to 1045 01:08:04,581 --> 01:08:06,150 play for the city championships. 1046 01:08:06,216 --> 01:08:08,485 Okay? Cause that's not what's important. 1047 01:08:08,552 --> 01:08:14,891 What's important is we got this far, and we got shorty back. 1048 01:08:14,958 --> 01:08:18,828 Shorty, I need you with me 100%. 1049 01:08:18,895 --> 01:08:21,498 I am here. 1050 01:08:21,565 --> 01:08:26,236 All right. If we lose tonight, we had a great season. 1051 01:08:26,303 --> 01:08:29,506 If we win tonight, we win respect, 1052 01:08:29,573 --> 01:08:33,743 and we go on to Madison square garden to play for the city championship! 1053 01:08:33,810 --> 01:08:37,714 Yeah! Get one in, get one in, get one in. 1054 01:08:37,781 --> 01:08:40,317 On three. One, two, three. Represent! 1055 01:08:48,658 --> 01:08:50,627 Shorty, the game is out there. 1056 01:08:50,694 --> 01:08:53,197 Come on, kid! Two, baby. 1057 01:08:55,599 --> 01:08:59,002 You too small, kid. You ca not guard me. What's up? What's up? 1058 01:08:59,068 --> 01:09:01,538 I told you, you too small. That's not what your girl said. 1059 01:09:01,605 --> 01:09:04,908 You ca not guard me. You are too small. 1060 01:09:04,974 --> 01:09:06,943 Look at it. Shorty, come on. 1061 01:09:08,745 --> 01:09:10,780 Damn. 1062 01:09:10,847 --> 01:09:13,283 You ca not hold me, kid. Yeah, whatever, man. Whatever. 1063 01:09:13,350 --> 01:09:16,186 Shorty! Get back in the game! 1064 01:09:25,795 --> 01:09:27,431 You are in for shorty. 1065 01:09:30,600 --> 01:09:33,437 I do not care if the friggin popes mother is in the audience. 1066 01:09:33,503 --> 01:09:36,240 You do not do that, you got me? 1067 01:09:38,342 --> 01:09:41,478 Lets go, ya all. Lets do this. 1068 01:09:49,519 --> 01:09:51,655 Coach, can I play now? 1069 01:09:51,721 --> 01:09:53,757 Sit down. Lets go! Lets go! 1070 01:09:53,823 --> 01:09:55,625 Damn. 1071 01:10:08,838 --> 01:10:10,907 Coach, you gotta let me play. 1072 01:10:10,974 --> 01:10:14,086 Shorty, if you do not sit down, you are not gonna play for the rest of the game. 1073 01:10:14,110 --> 01:10:16,045 Do you understand me? 1074 01:10:40,637 --> 01:10:44,308 All right, all right. We got 18 seconds left. We can do this. 1075 01:10:44,374 --> 01:10:45,409 Shorty, you are in. 1076 01:10:45,475 --> 01:10:46,610 I aint goin in. 1077 01:10:46,676 --> 01:10:49,513 - What? - You heard me. Ya all go on without me. 1078 01:10:49,579 --> 01:10:51,815 All right, Andre, its on you. 1079 01:10:51,881 --> 01:10:54,618 Hold for the last shot. Back-door play to butter. 1080 01:10:54,684 --> 01:10:57,654 Lets do this. 1081 01:10:57,721 --> 01:11:00,189 Come on. One, two, three. Represent! 1082 01:11:46,470 --> 01:11:48,405 I ought to kick your motherfuckin... 1083 01:11:48,472 --> 01:11:51,775 I will put two in the back of your head, nigger. 1084 01:11:51,841 --> 01:11:54,177 What are you doin, kid? 1085 01:11:54,243 --> 01:11:57,246 Hey! 1086 01:12:00,484 --> 01:12:05,422 - Shut up, honky. - Shorty! I do not know what the hell is gotten into you, 1087 01:12:05,489 --> 01:12:07,657 but I do not want that on this team. 1088 01:12:07,724 --> 01:12:10,827 I do not wanna be on this team anyway. This team aint shit! 1089 01:12:10,894 --> 01:12:14,864 You do not know a goddamn thing about coaching! 1090 01:12:14,931 --> 01:12:18,134 Get out of here, right now. I aint goin nowhere. 1091 01:12:18,201 --> 01:12:22,305 Why do not you get me out? Aint none of these bitch-ass niggers here kickin my ass. 1092 01:12:22,372 --> 01:12:24,908 - I will put two in the nigger head! - You aint shit, man! 1093 01:12:24,974 --> 01:12:29,546 - You are a bitch-ass nigger! I better never see you around. - You a bitch from day one! 1094 01:12:29,613 --> 01:12:33,249 Quit it! Stop it! Shorty! Guess what? 1095 01:12:33,316 --> 01:12:36,720 That kid they said I tried to shoot? It was me. 1096 01:12:36,786 --> 01:12:38,922 How you feel now? Like a sucker, right? 1097 01:12:38,988 --> 01:12:41,625 Cause that's just what you are. 1098 01:12:41,691 --> 01:12:43,769 Ya all think the coach is all that, right? She do not 1099 01:12:43,793 --> 01:12:45,762 give a fuck about none of ya all. 1100 01:12:45,829 --> 01:12:49,232 She is out after this season. She is leavin to open up a restaurant. 1101 01:12:49,298 --> 01:12:52,436 That's how two-faced she is. 1102 01:12:52,502 --> 01:12:57,306 As of this moment, you are no longer on this team. 1103 01:12:57,373 --> 01:13:00,243 Now get the hell out of here. That's all right. 1104 01:13:00,309 --> 01:13:04,814 I am gonna get my girl, take her home and get mad busy. 1105 01:13:04,881 --> 01:13:07,316 The rest of ya all niggers, ya all be cool. 1106 01:13:07,383 --> 01:13:10,053 - Word to mother. - You just a punk. 1107 01:13:45,555 --> 01:13:47,491 Cheryl! 1108 01:13:49,392 --> 01:13:53,463 Cheryl! 1109 01:13:53,530 --> 01:13:57,501 Do not be callin my name out all loud like that. What's wrong with you? 1110 01:13:58,868 --> 01:14:01,337 You just come here? 1111 01:14:03,507 --> 01:14:05,875 Yo, whose that? Your little brother? No. 1112 01:14:05,942 --> 01:14:08,111 He act like my little brother. Lets get out of here. 1113 01:14:08,177 --> 01:14:11,515 Why do not you step in the Jeep? I am cool with that. 1114 01:14:11,581 --> 01:14:14,317 I got somethin to show you when we get home, baby. Lets go. 1115 01:14:14,383 --> 01:14:16,352 Cheryl, could we just go, please? 1116 01:14:16,419 --> 01:14:18,655 Shorty, ca not you see I am conversatin? 1117 01:14:18,722 --> 01:14:21,157 Yo, I do not think she want to talk to you, shortstop. 1118 01:14:21,224 --> 01:14:22,759 Step out of the Jeep, nigger. 1119 01:14:22,826 --> 01:14:24,761 I think you better tell your friend... 1120 01:14:24,828 --> 01:14:28,364 That his mouth about to buy him somethin that his ass ca not afford. 1121 01:14:30,399 --> 01:14:32,335 Can we just go? 1122 01:14:32,401 --> 01:14:34,337 I am not through talkin. 1123 01:14:36,873 --> 01:14:40,209 Anyway... why is Bumblebee junior still standin there? 1124 01:14:40,276 --> 01:14:44,681 I do not know why. He is... a kid. 1125 01:14:44,748 --> 01:14:48,718 You know what? You aint nothin but a trick. 1126 01:14:48,785 --> 01:14:51,721 Ya all two have fun. I am out of here. 1127 01:15:06,102 --> 01:15:09,505 I had a feeling he was guilty, but you were so goddamn 1128 01:15:09,573 --> 01:15:11,541 positive that your shorty was perfect. 1129 01:15:11,608 --> 01:15:14,343 I was wrong, okay? Once again, I was wrong. 1130 01:15:14,410 --> 01:15:16,713 Yeah, but this time, you got me involved in your 1131 01:15:16,780 --> 01:15:18,447 meshugass, and I do not like I t. 1132 01:15:18,514 --> 01:15:20,516 What the hell do you want from me, Barbara? 1133 01:15:20,584 --> 01:15:24,754 You know what you do? You invent people, 1134 01:15:24,821 --> 01:15:27,190 and the people that you invent in your mind... 1135 01:15:27,256 --> 01:15:29,225 Have nothing to do with reality. 1136 01:15:29,292 --> 01:15:31,895 Thank you, Sigmund Freud. Like Ronnie. 1137 01:15:31,961 --> 01:15:35,298 You knew the guy a month. He was the best thing since sliced bread. 1138 01:15:35,364 --> 01:15:38,301 You let him move him, and we all know what happened after that. 1139 01:15:38,367 --> 01:15:41,270 And Dominic? You sleep with the guy on the first date. 1140 01:15:41,337 --> 01:15:43,315 Then you are surprised that there is no relationship! 1141 01:15:43,339 --> 01:15:46,475 I do not have to listen to this. As if I do not beat myself up enough! 1142 01:15:46,542 --> 01:15:49,579 No, you do not! You do not have to do anything, 1143 01:15:49,646 --> 01:15:52,281 but goddamn it, Phyllis, shorty is not an adult. 1144 01:15:52,348 --> 01:15:55,852 You broke the rules. You got involved in his life, 1145 01:15:55,919 --> 01:16:00,223 and you ca not bail out on him just because he is not who you imagined him to be. 1146 01:16:02,158 --> 01:16:05,328 Phyllis! 1147 01:16:05,394 --> 01:16:08,164 The fourth quarter underway. 1148 01:16:08,231 --> 01:16:10,967 And the Knicks lead 69-67. 1149 01:16:11,034 --> 01:16:12,969 Hey, Eddie. 1150 01:16:13,036 --> 01:16:14,971 Hey. 1151 01:16:20,576 --> 01:16:22,478 You know the score? 1152 01:16:23,780 --> 01:16:26,315 Yeah, I know the score. 1153 01:16:26,382 --> 01:16:30,620 I know the goddamn score. I am not no joanie-come-lately. 1154 01:16:30,687 --> 01:16:33,857 We are here with the surprising cavaliers. Get it? 1155 01:16:33,923 --> 01:16:36,525 Get it? Joanie-come-lately? 1156 01:16:36,592 --> 01:16:38,161 A nd the Knicks lead 69-67. 1157 01:16:38,227 --> 01:16:39,729 Its a joke. 1158 01:17:10,960 --> 01:17:14,230 Little son of a bitch. What are you doing here? Chill, coach. Just chill out. 1159 01:17:14,297 --> 01:17:17,667 I have got a good mind to kick your goddamn ass. You are hyper, coach. 1160 01:17:17,734 --> 01:17:21,805 You wanna fight me? You wanna fight or not? Stop! I do not fight girls. 1161 01:17:21,871 --> 01:17:25,241 You know, you are a goddamn liar, that's what you are. 1162 01:17:25,308 --> 01:17:28,712 You lie like a goddamn persian rug. A persian rug? 1163 01:17:28,778 --> 01:17:32,515 Yeah, a persian rug, you son of a bitch. 1164 01:17:32,581 --> 01:17:35,852 I stuck my neck out for the last time. 1165 01:17:35,919 --> 01:17:38,755 So does this mean I am not back on the team? You! 1166 01:17:53,402 --> 01:17:56,806 Want some beer? 1167 01:17:56,873 --> 01:17:59,876 For your information, I do not drink. 1168 01:17:59,943 --> 01:18:01,878 Me neither. 1169 01:18:02,979 --> 01:18:05,548 Coach, why you bench me like that? 1170 01:18:07,616 --> 01:18:10,987 Why did I bench you? Why did you lie to me? 1171 01:18:11,054 --> 01:18:13,322 I lied to you cause I was stupid. 1172 01:18:13,389 --> 01:18:19,095 So what the hell goddamned happened then? The truth. 1173 01:18:19,162 --> 01:18:23,399 You know that trick Cheryl? That ugly girl that I was enamored with? 1174 01:18:23,466 --> 01:18:27,804 "Enamored"? This kid hit her. 1175 01:18:27,871 --> 01:18:31,274 So what? So she came to me for protection. 1176 01:18:31,340 --> 01:18:35,812 And me bein a no-nonsense nigger, I ran up on the kid. 1177 01:18:35,879 --> 01:18:39,215 He pulled out a gun, so I pulled out a gun. 1178 01:18:39,282 --> 01:18:42,085 I tried to shoot him, and I missed. 1179 01:18:42,151 --> 01:18:45,130 Them police must have been around the corner, cause when I ran, they got me... 1180 01:18:45,154 --> 01:18:47,090 Just like that. 1181 01:18:47,156 --> 01:18:49,625 I can not believe you did that! Coach, I was scared. 1182 01:18:49,692 --> 01:18:51,094 I thought he was gonna shoot me. 1183 01:18:51,160 --> 01:18:53,930 Well, so now is he gonna try and shoot you? 1184 01:18:53,997 --> 01:18:55,932 I do not know. 1185 01:18:58,601 --> 01:19:02,638 I just... I loved her, coach. She played me. 1186 01:19:02,705 --> 01:19:04,673 I am the biggest sucker I know. 1187 01:19:06,309 --> 01:19:09,345 Now all I got is this team. 1188 01:19:09,412 --> 01:19:13,482 I aint even got that no more. I ca not do nothin right. 1189 01:19:13,549 --> 01:19:16,185 Oh, get off the cross. We need the wood. 1190 01:19:18,121 --> 01:19:20,623 Coach, you gotta put me back on this team. 1191 01:19:20,689 --> 01:19:24,994 I would not piss on you if your ass was on fire. 1192 01:19:25,061 --> 01:19:27,363 Well, you aint so perfect either. 1193 01:19:27,430 --> 01:19:31,700 You are a great coach, and you do not even know it. That's how stupid you are. 1194 01:19:31,767 --> 01:19:35,304 Talkin about you wanna be great at somethin. 1195 01:19:35,371 --> 01:19:38,541 You are a great coach. 1196 01:19:38,607 --> 01:19:43,880 Little boys should not drink, cause all kinds of garbage starts flowin to the surface. 1197 01:19:47,416 --> 01:19:50,086 Coach, you gotta let me back on the team. 1198 01:19:55,558 --> 01:19:57,961 - I aint askin her nothin. - You are a punk. 1199 01:19:58,027 --> 01:19:59,963 You a punk. You ask her then. 1200 01:20:00,029 --> 01:20:02,098 I do not really care. 1201 01:20:02,165 --> 01:20:04,968 Drano. Uh, nigger, do not even try that. 1202 01:20:05,034 --> 01:20:09,238 I aint askin her nothin. Nigger man, I am gonna ask her. Shh. I am gonna ask. 1203 01:20:09,305 --> 01:20:10,940 Hey, coach. 1204 01:20:11,007 --> 01:20:12,608 Yeah. 1205 01:20:12,675 --> 01:20:14,978 Me and the fellas wanted to know... 1206 01:20:15,044 --> 01:20:18,114 If after the game, you was gonna leave us. 1207 01:20:18,181 --> 01:20:22,685 We are gonna be playing a championship game in front of a lot of people. 1208 01:20:22,751 --> 01:20:25,688 That is all this team should be focused on right now. 1209 01:20:47,843 --> 01:20:49,778 Ahh! 1210 01:20:58,687 --> 01:21:00,656 Yo, I got somethin to say, man. 1211 01:21:01,925 --> 01:21:06,162 I flipped out. I bugged out on ya all, 1212 01:21:06,229 --> 01:21:08,464 and I was wrong. 1213 01:21:08,531 --> 01:21:11,000 I just wanna know if we still peoples. 1214 01:21:11,067 --> 01:21:14,938 I got somethin to say too, b. 1215 01:21:15,004 --> 01:21:18,474 Busy, you got that thing? All ready to go. 1216 01:21:18,541 --> 01:21:23,913 Took up a collection, you know what I am sayin? Got $3.50. 1217 01:21:23,980 --> 01:21:28,151 To go with the "help buy shorty some punany" fund. 1218 01:21:28,217 --> 01:21:30,486 Stupid! Welcome back, baby. 1219 01:21:30,553 --> 01:21:32,922 Oh, you stupid, guys. 1220 01:21:32,989 --> 01:21:34,924 Shorty wop. 1221 01:21:36,725 --> 01:21:38,661 What's up? 1222 01:21:40,729 --> 01:21:42,665 Hey. 1223 01:21:44,900 --> 01:21:47,436 Lets play ball. Lets go, ya all. 1224 01:21:57,246 --> 01:21:59,182 Sunset park! 1225 01:22:03,486 --> 01:22:05,554 Number 33, center, James radar. 1226 01:22:05,621 --> 01:22:09,292 Number 23, guard Leonard montubo. 1227 01:22:09,358 --> 01:22:11,460 Number one, tareek Russell. 1228 01:22:11,527 --> 01:22:16,232 Number 32, Bernard Williams. Number 44, Andre Johnson. 1229 01:22:16,299 --> 01:22:19,535 And number three... 1230 01:22:19,602 --> 01:22:22,438 For Washington heights, number four... 1231 01:22:25,241 --> 01:22:29,445 - Number 11, Billy Reed. Number 23... - How do you do? 1232 01:22:29,512 --> 01:22:32,748 Hi. Good luck. Thank you. 1233 01:22:32,815 --> 01:22:36,219 And number 34, Johnny Rogers. 1234 01:22:36,285 --> 01:22:39,322 And the game is underway. Washington heights gets the ball. 1235 01:22:40,889 --> 01:22:43,359 You are on defense! Pick up your man! 1236 01:22:46,329 --> 01:22:50,533 - Number four... - Come on! Set it up! Take your time! 1237 01:23:01,510 --> 01:23:03,946 Slide, baby. Get back on "d." Back on "d." 1238 01:23:07,416 --> 01:23:09,918 Number 34, Johnny Rogers. 1239 01:23:14,423 --> 01:23:17,393 Oh, my god. 1240 01:23:17,460 --> 01:23:21,630 Set it up, shorty. Play smart! Play smart! 1241 01:23:21,697 --> 01:23:24,600 Get control! Get control! 1242 01:24:03,005 --> 01:24:04,373 Why? 1243 01:24:04,440 --> 01:24:05,741 Come on! 1244 01:24:08,043 --> 01:24:11,814 Come on, come on. Damn! 1245 01:24:11,880 --> 01:24:13,849 Aw, come on! 1246 01:24:13,916 --> 01:24:16,552 Damn, man. 1247 01:24:20,989 --> 01:24:25,428 What the hell are you doin? What are you doin? 1248 01:24:31,767 --> 01:24:36,038 - Call time-out! Shorty! - Time-out, time-out, time-out. 1249 01:24:36,105 --> 01:24:38,241 Time-out is called by sunset park. 1250 01:24:38,307 --> 01:24:42,511 Yo, yo, we gots to maintain. We can beat these niggers, man. 1251 01:24:42,578 --> 01:24:46,048 On Tuesday night, 1252 01:24:46,115 --> 01:24:48,784 look, this team, Washington heights, 1253 01:24:48,851 --> 01:24:51,320 thinks that we are the same team that played them on the 1254 01:24:51,387 --> 01:24:52,821 first scrimmage game of this year. 1255 01:24:52,888 --> 01:24:54,823 - Do you think we are? - Naw, naw. 1256 01:24:54,890 --> 01:24:57,426 No, I do not think so either. The thing about this team is... 1257 01:24:57,493 --> 01:24:59,428 They play very controlled like. 1258 01:24:59,495 --> 01:25:01,997 Yeah, they about fundamentals. We ca not beat them at that. 1259 01:25:02,064 --> 01:25:06,402 Word up, baby. We gotta make them play ou r game. Yeah, that's what I am sayin. 1260 01:25:06,469 --> 01:25:08,704 Lets take them to the park, baby. 1261 01:25:08,771 --> 01:25:10,706 One, two, three. Represent! 1262 01:25:13,409 --> 01:25:17,045 - Come on, baby. Word up. What time it is? - Right. 1263 01:25:22,585 --> 01:25:27,055 - Stay on them! Stay on them! - Everybody, pull yourself together, man. 1264 01:25:27,122 --> 01:25:30,326 ♪ 1265 01:25:39,635 --> 01:25:42,271 Foul on number 14. 1266 01:25:43,772 --> 01:25:48,211 Not parkay. Not margarine. Butter! 1267 01:25:48,277 --> 01:25:51,214 Number 33, James radar, at the line, hits the foul shot. 1268 01:25:53,482 --> 01:25:56,752 - Yes! - Hey, sunset! You can do it! 1269 01:25:56,819 --> 01:26:00,589 ♪ 1270 01:26:21,644 --> 01:26:24,046 Do it, do it, do it! 1271 01:26:33,556 --> 01:26:36,325 I want you to get in there and make somebody nervous. 1272 01:26:36,392 --> 01:26:39,094 Go wait over there. 1273 01:26:39,161 --> 01:26:41,129 Number 23, Leonard montubo. 1274 01:26:41,196 --> 01:26:44,233 Busy! 1275 01:26:44,300 --> 01:26:46,569 All right! 1276 01:26:46,635 --> 01:26:48,837 What! What, what! 1277 01:26:48,904 --> 01:26:51,440 Bring it down! Bring it down! 1278 01:26:53,242 --> 01:26:55,378 Number 33, James radar. 1279 01:26:55,444 --> 01:26:58,314 Washington heights leads sunset park, 57-51, 1280 01:26:58,381 --> 01:27:01,149 with 3:13 remaining here in the fourth. 1281 01:27:24,373 --> 01:27:26,642 Number 22, 1282 01:27:26,709 --> 01:27:29,978 Dante al-Hassan. 1283 01:27:32,881 --> 01:27:36,452 Dante al-Hassan for two. 1284 01:27:36,519 --> 01:27:38,053 Its gettin close. 1285 01:27:40,423 --> 01:27:43,726 - Aw, geez. - A five-point lead. 1286 01:27:51,300 --> 01:27:53,736 Dante al-Hassan for three! 1287 01:27:59,107 --> 01:28:01,477 Okay, number five. Butter and Andre. 1288 01:28:01,544 --> 01:28:04,980 Double screen for drano. Okay, this is it! This is it, baby. 1289 01:28:11,754 --> 01:28:13,722 Reverse it! 1290 01:28:13,789 --> 01:28:16,224 Shot! Go, Andre! 1291 01:28:19,762 --> 01:28:21,730 Oh, no! 1292 01:28:23,666 --> 01:28:25,668 Oh, come on, ref. Where the foul, man? 1293 01:28:30,072 --> 01:28:32,741 Oh! Oh! Shorty! 1294 01:28:36,579 --> 01:28:38,781 Get in there! Get it to drano! 1295 01:28:53,462 --> 01:28:55,798 Damn! 1296 01:29:14,683 --> 01:29:18,587 The m.V.P. Ceremony will begin shortly. The m.V.P. From Washington heights: 1297 01:29:18,654 --> 01:29:22,625 - Damn! - Number 34, center, tally masur. 1298 01:29:30,999 --> 01:29:35,303 Washington heights won 62 to 60. 1299 01:30:30,392 --> 01:30:34,062 I hate to lose. 1300 01:30:34,129 --> 01:30:36,899 I am used to losing. I lost a lot. 1301 01:30:40,569 --> 01:30:44,640 Its easy for me to do, even though I hate it. 1302 01:30:48,711 --> 01:30:51,780 Here is the thing, okay? 1303 01:30:51,847 --> 01:30:56,652 When you are used to failure, like I am, 1304 01:30:56,719 --> 01:31:00,656 it is so easy to dismiss everything that you have accomplished. 1305 01:31:08,263 --> 01:31:11,133 I am not doin that anymore. 1306 01:31:11,199 --> 01:31:14,770 I refuse to let us do that. 1307 01:31:14,837 --> 01:31:17,873 We are comin back next year, and we are gonna destroy those guys. 1308 01:31:17,940 --> 01:31:20,776 We are gonna wipe the floor with them. 1309 01:31:20,843 --> 01:31:24,379 We are going to annihilate that team. 1310 01:31:24,446 --> 01:31:26,381 Right here. 1311 01:31:29,718 --> 01:31:31,687 You gonna come back, coach? 1312 01:31:34,189 --> 01:31:36,592 Yeah, I am comin back. 1313 01:31:36,659 --> 01:31:40,262 What about the restaurant in the islands? 1314 01:31:40,328 --> 01:31:43,932 Screw it. I ca not even cook. 1315 01:31:45,768 --> 01:31:50,072 Okay, here is the thing. I want everybody in summer school, 1316 01:31:50,138 --> 01:31:53,241 summer leagues, 300 jump shots a day. 1317 01:31:53,308 --> 01:31:56,745 Three hundred jump shots a day? That's right. 1318 01:31:56,812 --> 01:31:58,313 Summer school? 1319 01:31:58,380 --> 01:32:00,315 That's right. 1320 01:32:00,382 --> 01:32:03,418 If we are gonna go all the way, we gotta start takin ourselves seriously. 1321 01:32:05,688 --> 01:32:09,925 - Next year, nobody has under an 85 average. - Eighty-five? 1322 01:32:09,992 --> 01:32:12,895 Now you are reachin. I see the jump shots, but you are reachin. 1323 01:32:12,961 --> 01:32:15,998 Oh, no! You guys think I am kidding. 1324 01:32:16,064 --> 01:32:20,636 Uh-uh. You are all expected to go to college. 1325 01:32:21,837 --> 01:32:24,740 And not for basketball. For life. 1326 01:32:37,285 --> 01:32:39,922 Look at me, you guys. 1327 01:32:41,824 --> 01:32:44,893 You walk out of here with your heads up. 1328 01:32:44,960 --> 01:32:46,895 You hear me? 1329 01:32:48,196 --> 01:32:50,265 You are as good as anybody. 1330 01:32:51,967 --> 01:32:55,470 And you deserve to have as good a life as anybody. 1331 01:32:56,905 --> 01:33:00,776 You are smart, and you are disciplined. 1332 01:33:03,478 --> 01:33:05,413 And I love you. 1333 01:33:08,851 --> 01:33:11,319 You know we got love for you, too, coach. 1334 01:33:11,386 --> 01:33:15,057 Yeah, I am glad you are stayin, coach. Word up. 1335 01:33:20,495 --> 01:33:23,666 ♪ Its time to get live its time to represent 1336 01:33:23,732 --> 01:33:27,069 ♪ sunset park, what time is it 1337 01:33:27,135 --> 01:33:30,438 ♪ its time to get live its time to represent 1338 01:33:30,505 --> 01:33:33,942 ♪ sunset park what time is it 1339 01:33:34,009 --> 01:33:37,445 ♪ its time to get live its time to represent 1340 01:33:37,512 --> 01:33:40,749 ♪ sunset park what time is it 1341 01:33:40,816 --> 01:33:43,986 ♪ its time to get live its time to represent 1342 01:33:44,052 --> 01:33:47,355 ♪ sunset park what time is it 1343 01:33:47,422 --> 01:33:50,759 ♪ its time to get live its time to represent 1344 01:33:50,826 --> 01:33:53,962 ♪ sunset park what time is it 1345 01:33:54,029 --> 01:33:57,032 ♪ its time to get live its time to represent ♪ 1346 01:34:20,422 --> 01:34:22,925 So what's gonna happen now, shorty doo-wop? 1347 01:34:24,492 --> 01:34:28,363 I am gonna be all right... I hope. 1348 01:34:28,430 --> 01:34:30,432 I hope so too. 1349 01:34:40,375 --> 01:34:42,577 I will see you. Yeah. 1350 01:34:45,180 --> 01:34:47,783 Hey, shorty! 1351 01:34:47,850 --> 01:34:51,053 Pull your pants up and turn your hat around. 1352 01:34:57,492 --> 01:35:05,492 ♪ 1353 01:35:12,207 --> 01:35:14,877 ♪ A lot of things have changed look at shorty wop now 1354 01:35:14,943 --> 01:35:17,512 ♪ he used to turn his hat around and wear his pants 1355 01:35:17,579 --> 01:35:20,115 ♪ got to learn from your mistakes he is on a break 1356 01:35:20,182 --> 01:35:22,851 ♪ he had to find the true people separate them from the fakes 1357 01:35:22,918 --> 01:35:25,287 ♪ life is so confusing you ca not win for losing 1358 01:35:25,353 --> 01:35:28,123 ♪ thought he saw a victory but it was only an illusion 1359 01:35:28,190 --> 01:35:30,592 ♪ cause he was under a plan a plan to fail 1360 01:35:30,658 --> 01:35:33,428 ♪ he flipped on his coach who got his ass out of jail 1361 01:35:33,495 --> 01:35:35,931 ♪ and now he regretted how he was hardheaded 1362 01:35:35,998 --> 01:35:38,166 ♪ but when she come back next year, they are gonna 1363 01:35:38,233 --> 01:35:41,169 ♪ say, yo, sunset park what time is it 1364 01:35:41,236 --> 01:35:44,572 ♪ its time to get live its time to represent 1365 01:35:44,639 --> 01:35:47,275 ♪ life goes on and on and on and it do not stop 1366 01:35:47,342 --> 01:35:49,812 ♪ life goes on and on and on and it do not stop 1367 01:35:49,878 --> 01:35:52,180 ♪ life goes on and on and on and it do not stop 1368 01:35:52,247 --> 01:35:55,017 ♪ life goes on and on and on and it do not stop 1369 01:35:55,083 --> 01:35:57,619 ♪ life goes on and on and on and it do not stop 1370 01:35:57,685 --> 01:36:00,222 ♪ life goes on and on and on and it do not stop 1371 01:36:00,288 --> 01:36:02,791 ♪ life goes on and on and on and it do not stop 1372 01:36:02,858 --> 01:36:05,593 ♪ life goes down, down 1373 01:36:08,663 --> 01:36:10,765 ♪ gotta live life to the fullest 1374 01:36:10,833 --> 01:36:13,635 ♪ life is only what you make it 1375 01:36:13,701 --> 01:36:19,241 ♪ it just do not stop day after day after day after day after day 1376 01:36:19,307 --> 01:36:21,243 ♪ man, it do not stop 1377 01:36:31,053 --> 01:36:33,989 ♪ 1378 01:37:55,737 --> 01:37:58,673 ♪ 1379 01:38:30,939 --> 01:38:32,807 ♪