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Daddy, remember that tutoring you wanted me to take for math?

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It's gonna be fifty dollars an hour.

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Fifty dollars an hour?

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Well, I got the bad news from the periodontist.

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Six months worth of gum work, eight hundred dollars a month.

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Eight hundred dollars a month?!

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Mail's here.

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Did you know Congress still spends two hundred and fifty billion a year on the military?

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Two hundred and fifty billion a year?!!

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Dammit, that's it, Daria!

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What am I? Made of money?

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Jake, were you listening? Daria said...

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Tutoring, dental work, Congress! I'm not a machine, dammit!

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I'm a man! For once in my stinkin' life, show a little...

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Oh, Jakey, not again.

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It's my eye! Oh, God, it's my eye!

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Oh, no! Get the camera.

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No camera, Daria.

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Remember what the doctor said last time you burst a blood vessel?

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Yeah, he said it would be two hundred dollars.

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Before that.

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He said we need to cut down on your stress, and we're going to do that this weekend.

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We're going camping like we used to before...

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I'll take Friday off and we'll make a long weekend of it.

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You're going to take a day off?

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Daria, a healthy happy family comes before work. Always.

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Besides, I have vacation time coming and Eric told me that if I don't use it, I lose it.

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Dammit! Those bastards aren't gonna take away my days.

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Come on, Jake, let's find the painkillers.

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Don't worry about us, Mom. We'll be fine. Right, Daria?

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Absolutely. No guests, no late nights...

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Don't even bother, girls. You're coming with us.

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Dammit, Daria! You could've sounded like you meant it!

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Dammit! It's my turn to say dammit!

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Guano see some gutsy climbing?

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Scaling the world's tallest pile of seagull droppings, next on Sick, Sad World.

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Lemme get this straight.

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You, Jake, Helen, and Princess Grace are going camping?

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Like in the woods camping?

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I hope the raging envy you're feeling won't affect our friendship.

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I do envy you.

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Then I'm afraid the fever has reached your brain, and you'll have to be destroyed.

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Do you know where I'll be this weekend?

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The Lane family reunion.

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Dozens of Lanes from all over the country converging in one Midwestern split-level

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to remind themselves why they scattered in the first place.

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I didn't think your parents would be caught dead at something like that.

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They wouldn't. We're the black sheep of the clan.

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We're only invited because hating us brings them all closer together.

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My parents are much too smart to fall for that trick.

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I thought so.

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So, they're sending me and Trent as their representatives.

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You know, a weekend in the woods is starting to look pretty good.

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A weekend on the world's tallest pile of seagull droppings is starting to look pretty good.

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"Give my regards to Broadway

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Remember me to Harold's Square

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Tell all the gang at 42nd Street

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That I will soon be there... "

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Is this great, or what?

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For the next 72 hours, we're going to live off what nature send our way! See that stream?

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That's our drinking water!

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See those berries! That's our breakfast!

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See that skeleton? That's our future.

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Made you look.

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Trent. Trent. Trent!

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Officer it's not even my car. Ah, Janey. What?

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Let's talk strategy. I don't wanna arrive without a plan.

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Hey, I already thought of that.

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As soon as we get there, we find a bar, and we don't leave it until we're unconscious.

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Good plan. But, first of all, they probably wouldn't serve me.

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Second, I don't want to pass out.

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And third, sometimes before you pass out,

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you'll decide it's time to be honest with everyone.

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Oh, yeah. Bad idea.

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Don't want to be honest with Aunt Ellie about her vacation pictures.

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Or Cousin Jimmy about his modeling career.

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Or Aunt Bernice about her hats.

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Who's Aunt Bernice?

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You know, from Middlebury? She wears those straw hats.

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Thinks they're country or something.

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They look like the kind they put on horses to keep the sun off their heads.

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You say she's from Middlebury?

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So, we'd be flying out of the same airport.

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Yeah, yeah, Janey. What's your point?

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Hello, Trent.

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Um... hello, Aunt Bernice. I like your hat.

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Total isolation!

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No phone, no fax, no e-mail, no voicemail!

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No way to contact the outside world! What a luxury.

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Tonight, we'll tell spooky stories around the campfire.

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Tomorrow, we hike till we drop!

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Just like we used to.

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Remember?

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We were so relaxed in those days.

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You can't hike in these damn earth shoes!

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They make you tilt!

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Come on, Jake, just dig the scene!

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Oh, all right. It is a stone groove.

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We're lucky we got here before the oil companies pave it all over.

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And put up a parking lot.

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Capitalist vultures! Off the fat cats!

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It's so out of sight that we're going to camp with nothing but our tent and sleeping bags.

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Sleeping bag.

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We don't need big business electricity!

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We don't need manufactured foods!

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We don't need chemically-softened toilet paper!

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We don't?

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Girls, doesn't all this beauty take you right out of yourselves?

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Daria?

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I think I'm getting a chill.

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If you don't mind, I'm gonna crawl back into myself for a while.

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What about you Quinn?

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No phone???

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Do you see any buses or taxis?

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I see no mass transit of any kind.

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Well, we got no way to get to the party.

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Might as well catch a flight home.

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We gave it our best shot.

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Damn! Hey, it's Aunt Bernice! She rented a car!

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Hey, Aunt Bernice!

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We should have started this earlier.

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You sound like my father.

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What?

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Oh, he knew everything about camping.

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Course, he had a different approach! No tent for Mad Dog Morgendorffer!

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Oh, no! No sleeping bag, either!

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You lash some damn sticks together for a lean-to, slept on a bunch of pine needles,

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and if it rained, well, tough crap!

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No tent for Mad Dog Morgendorffer, and no tent for little Jakey, either!

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That's good, honey. You're letting out some of that tension.

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Why couldn't he just love me for who I was?

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All right, Jake... um, now you're letting out too much tension.

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Why did he think I was still wetting the bed at fifteen? Oh, hi, girls!

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So let's just walk in and meet them straight on.

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They're not going to intimidate us.

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No way.

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Hey, I think I left my in-flight magazine back there.

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We better go get it.

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Jane. Trent. I might have known you'd come looking like this.

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Then, lying there in the darkness, the boy heard a tiny splashing sound.

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Like waves on a faraway shore. Except...

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the nearest ocean was a hundred miles away.

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The boy reached out for his sleeping father...

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but he was gone.

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Shaking with fear, the boy stumbled out of the rickety lean-to, and that's when he saw it:

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his father, sitting alone at the campfire.

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Alone... with a whole case of beer!

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The selfish old bastard was wasted again.

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And how's your sister Penny?

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I think she's a little disappointed in the Mexican job market.

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She may try Nicaragua next.

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And how's your brother Wind?

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He's thinking about getting remarried if he can just figure out whether his divorces were legal.

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How about your sister Summer?

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You know, the private detectives found three out of her four kids.

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Really!

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"You're a vampire?" she whispered to the pale stranger with the brooding eyes.

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She felt her bosom blush and heave with excitement.

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"You've come to take my blood!"

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"Your blood?" he laughed.

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"Oh, there's time enough to take your blood.

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Tonight I'm going to take your... "

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"... take your pulse!

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To make sure that, you know, the blood will be there when I come back. "

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I always liked you, Trent.

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You were my favorite.

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And why is that, Uncle Max?

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Cuz you're a bum! You're a lousy bum!

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You're a rotten bum! You remind me of myself! You know why?

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Cuz I'm a bum.

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That's right, ya bum!

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So Cinderella said, "I can't go to the ball in these rags. "

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And her fairy godmother waved her wand and behold, she was wearing a gown of silver and gold.

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Big clunky silver and gold sequins,

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like you wouldn't wear to one of those seventies nostalgia proms,

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much less a formal party at a palace.

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And when she went to check out herself in the mirror,

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the one that usually made her look thin, instead she looked bloated!

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Quinn, honey, is this really a scary story?

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Wait! I haven't gotten to the shoes yet!

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Janey?

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Yes, Grandma?

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Come closer.

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Yes, Grandma?

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Closer.

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Yes, Grandma?

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Closer.

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Yes, Grandma?

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What the hell is wrong with you!

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So the witch tore Hansel's arm off, popped it in her mouth, said, "Hey, pretty good,"

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and within minutes had devoured the rest of his body,

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leaving only the lower intestine for fear of bacteria.

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Gretel she decided she wanted to hold onto for a while,

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so she crammed her into the freezer the best she could.

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Daria?

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Yes, Quinn?

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Do you feel weird sharing a tent?

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As long as it's with you and not a bear, I guess I'm okay with it.

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Remember when we were little and we shared a room?

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Yes, Quinn.

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I hated that.

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So did I.

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It's fun to reminisce, isn't it?

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You bet.

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Janey?

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Yeah, Trent?

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Do you feel weird sharing a room?

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We've done it before.

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Yeah, but not really like this.

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Hey, hold it down guys, okay? I'm trying to sleep!

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Ow! Watch it!

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Oops, sorry. Thought you were a pillow!

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I wasn't talking to you!

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Wait, were you talking to me?

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Well, who else? Ow! Watch it!

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Sorry. Thought you were a pillow.

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Daria, Quinn, get up. I need you. Your father's in a sickening mood.

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Are they decent, Helen?

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Yes, Jake.

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Up and at 'em, ladies!

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Time to join the forest morning, already in progress.

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Breakfast is on Mother Nature. Yum!

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Meet you around the fire in five minutes!

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Please, girls. I'm afraid I may hurt him.

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Janey... what time is it?

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How should I know?

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Even if I could manage get my watch on at this hour, my eyes are too blurry to read it.

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It's seven o'clock, dear!

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We're getting an early start because today's the family croquet tournament!

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Janey, it's seven o'clock on a Saturday, and we're awake.

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Soon the wooden balls will begin clacking. Clack... clack.

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We gotta get out of here.

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Was that breakfast great, kiddo?

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Actually, uh, I'm not a real berry person, Dad.

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I sort of didn't eat mine. I'm waiting for lunch.

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Oh, well, you're gonna love my roasted acorns a la Jake!

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Can you believe the whole continent used to look like this?

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It makes me yearn for the past.

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Look at that, Daria: a fork in the trail.

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If you go one way, you can't go the other.

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This is going to depress me, isn't it?

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This way over here leads to an entry-level job.

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A little bit of money in your pocket.

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Soon, you're wearing a suit and tie every day like all the other faceless saps,

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living in a boring little house in a bland little town,

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and doing so well you're in debt up to your disappearing hair!

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That's where that trail leads, Daria.

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I guess that other trail is the one that leads to personal and spiritual satisfaction.

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That's why they don't want you to take it.

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Dammit, Daria! You're brilliant!

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Wait! It was a joke?

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I wish your father would stay where we can see him.

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What's Dad so worked up about, anyway?

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Oh, Quinn. It's not easy being an adult.

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He can drive, he never has to take a pop quiz,

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and he can order a mimosa anytime he wants.

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What's the problem?

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He's... it's hard for you to understand.

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You're like a fresh new bud, just on the threshold of opening.

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Mom! You're not going to talk about puberty, are you?

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Quinn, everywhere you look you see doors opening.

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Everywhere your father looks, he sees doors closing.

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A long corridor of doors slamming shut, and at the very end,

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there is one open door he must someday enter... and never may he return.

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I can't go on. Leave me here.

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Muh-om?

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Go on, Quinn. You're so young, so beautiful.

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You should lead the tribe into the new century.

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What tribe? Mom, what's wrong with you?

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Now go tell Gray Fox I have given my blessing.

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Dariaaaaa!

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Dad, I don't think this is a good idea.

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It's not cautious, is it, Daria?

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It's not the sort of thing a responsible family man would do.

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Are you feeling okay? You look kind of pale.

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Maybe you think we should go be to camp, huh?

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You go back to camp, Daria! I'm going to see what... who is down this trail.

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You hear that, old man? I don't care what happens to me Daria!

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I'm past feeling pain. Ow! Dammit!

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Dariaaaaa!

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Come on, Dad. Quinn needs us.

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I'm not done with you yet, old man!

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Quinn? What's wrong with Mom?

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She was talking about buds and doors and stuff

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and then she told me to lead the tribe and she fell asleep.

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Helen?

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Wha...? Oh! Jake, honey, you had us a little worried.

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You had us worried, Mom.

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That's funny, I don't remember being worried about anyone.

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Quinn said you were talking about some kind of tribe?

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No, honey, the tide!

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I was saying we ought to set sail while the tide's still high.

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Dad?

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Don't worry, sweetie.

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Your Mom sounds a little nutty but she's making perfect sense.

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She is?

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Sure! If we try to sail at low tide and ran aground,

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we'd be sitting ducks for Captain Cutless' men.

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I don't know about you,

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but I don't want to be skinned alive and thrown to the sharks, right girls?

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Come on, let's go gather some provisions!

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This is really scary, Daria.

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All right, let's not get panicked.

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We're going to look at the situation calmly and objectively. Agreed?

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Okay.

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We're out in the middle of nowhere, nobody knows we're here,

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we have no way to contact anyone, and our parents have gone insane.

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Yes.

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This is really scary, Quinn.

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But why did they go insane?

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Knowing Dad and his excellent woodland skills, I'd say it was the berries.

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Except...

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It couldn't have been the berries.

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That's what I think, because you ate the berries, too, and you seem okay.

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No, I meant because those weren't the glitter berries.

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Glitter berries?

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You know, the glitter berries!

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The ones that fill your mouth with beautiful sparkling glitter when you bite into them.

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Those are the ones that make you act weird.

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I mean, until you spread your shimmering wings and fly away.

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Daria, you don't have a mirror, do you?

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I want to check my makeup.

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You're not wearing any makeup.

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I'm not? Oh, no!

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Quinn, maybe you better take it easy for awhile.

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Spirit animal! Come back, spirit animal!

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Girls, have you seen your father's spirit animal?

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He was just telling it about his childhood when it jumped up and scampered off.

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Scampered?

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What did it look like, Mom?

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Oh, you know, yellow, stripes on the back, powerful hind legs, three horns, a beard...

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Come on, I saw where it went!

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Okay. Remain calm. Family's gone mad.

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Must get them back to civilization,

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but no way to contact civilization because Mother made big deal about cutting off all communications.

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What to do?

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Rely on Mother's hypocrisy to see us through this crisis.

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Helen, do you have a few minutes to go over these depositions?

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There it is! Behind that pack of zebras!

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She'll have to call you back.

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Hello, 911?

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I love camping! I love it! Has anyone seen my pants?

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What are you doing home?

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What are you?

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My family went crazy from eating psychotropic berries,

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so we were evacuated from the woods and they had their stomachs pumped.

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Wow, that's cool.

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My family was already crazy without any berries,

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so Trent and I evacuated ourselves to the airport in my aunt's rental car and flew the hell out of there.

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Oh. Well, anything else new?

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Nah. You?

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Nah.

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Mail's here.

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Thanks kiddo.

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Now, you claim that not only did you see a yeti,

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but he was wearing a business suit and carrying an attaché case?

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A leather attaché case.

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Fifteen thousand dollars for a helicopter ride!

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What the hell do think I...

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Oh, my God!

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Mom, get the painkillers.
Quinn, get the camera!

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Written by Glenn Eichler
Transcript by Richard Lobinske
www. outpost-daria. com

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Synchro by Fifiririloulou
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Réponses au blindtest:

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Toad The Wet Sprocket - Come Down

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Nitzer Ebb - Kick It

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60's flashback
Beck - Pay No Mind

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Pat Benetar - True Love

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Suga Free - If You Stay Ready

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Chalk Farm - Lie On Lie

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Jane talking about her siblings
Pat Benetar - True Love

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Trent with Uncle Max
Shawn Colvin - Sunny Came Home

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Tears For Fears - The Goodnight Song

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in the tent
Anointed - Under the Influence

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the helicopter flies away
Morphine - Buena

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closing credits
Cypress Hill - Insane in the Brain