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And so the pen begat the printing press,

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and the printing press begat the linotype machine, and today,

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entire epics are spawned interactively via the web

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and never see the printed page at all.

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Unfortunately, none of our textbooks are among them.

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You see, the message a piece of writing delivers is influenced by the medium in which it is conveyed.

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But today's progressive communicators ask,

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why stop at just medium?
Why not go for... Kevin?

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Medium... rare?

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Uh, no, Kevin. Actually, I was looking for media. Multimedia.

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Which brings me to our exciting assignment.

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Isn't "exciting assignment" a contradiction in terms?

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I don't know. Let's ask our inspiring instructor.

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You're all going to experience the creative power of multimedia.

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You'll form teams to create a work of your choice,

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using the power of computing to combine words, images, and sound.

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You can use the school's computers or your own.

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Isn't it a thrilling idea? Jane?

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In fact, may I go to the girl's room and down some tranquilizers?

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Oh, no. Tranquilizers?!
Jane, have you considered homeopathy?

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I'm going to stick with guys for now, but thanks for asking.

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I have a good feeling about this multimedia thing, teammate.

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That's the nastiest name anyone's ever called me.

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If we get anything above a "C" I'll get off academic probation

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and not have to worry about taking language arts over...

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and Daria Morgendorffer does not get "Cs."

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Well, I could make an exception.

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Come on! This is going to be fun, you doing words, me pictures. It's exciting.

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Oh, yeah. Very exciting.

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I know what would make it exciting.

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We do the whole thing while walking over hot coals?

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How about we add a little music to the mix?

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What's so exciting about that?

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What's exciting is the particular musician I have in mind.

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Oh, no.

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Come on, Daria. Trent'll love doing some computer music.

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It'll satisfy the secret techno dance freak hiding beneath that cool alternative exterior.

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I don't think I want to meet that techno dance freak.

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Sure you do. We'll ask him at the Mystik Spiral gig tonight.

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This dance freak doesn't wear spandex, does he?

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Who shot the hippies? Who locked them in a zoo?

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Who gagged the beatniks?
Who filled their mouths with glue?
Who crushed the bohos?

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Who turned their work to poo?
Hey, Mr. Normal, it was you!

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Sorry. That guy keeps looking at me.

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Yeah, I can see you're upset about that.

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I'm going to the bathroom.

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Okay.

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Hey, Mr. Normal, it was you!

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We're Mystik Spiral.
We'll be back for a second set.

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This was the first set!

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Good band.

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Yeah. The singer's my brother.

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Really? Are you a singer, too?

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Oh, yeah, listen to this.
"Old Macdonald had a farm, EE-I-EE-I-OH."

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That's really awful.

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You're an honest one, eh?
Actually, I'm an artist.

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Wow, that's cool.

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But I do like to sing in my spare time.

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"Old Macdonald had a farm, EE-I-EE-I..."

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very nice. You like convertibles?

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Sofas?

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Cars.

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Why, you got one?

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Um... no, but the roof of my car is rusting through.

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Almost the same thing.

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I think the sad decay of it all might appeal to your artistic sensibility.

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Want to check it out, maybe get some food?

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Food, then back here?

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Sound all right?

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Let me just tell my friend.

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Hey, Daria, this is, uh...

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Tom.

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- Hi.
- Hey

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His car's falling apart so we're going to go for a ride. I'll be right back.

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Hey. We're supposed to talk to Trent, remember?

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You talk. I'll be back for the second set. Later.

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Nice meeting you.

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Great.

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Look, when I'm going foom-foom-foom-foom,

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what damn good does it do to have you going badda-dah, badda-dah, badda-dah, blat?

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It's not blat, Max, it's blam.

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Hey, Daria. You guys wanted to talk to me about something?

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Um... yeah. But Jane went out for some food.

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That's okay. You're here.

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Well, it's about this multimedia project we have to do for school.

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Multimedia?

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Yeah. The whole thing's supposed to be on computer, images and sound.

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That sounds pretty cool.

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So you want to document the struggle of an up-and-coming band, is that it?

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A year on the edge. Okay, we're in.

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Um, actually, we were just kind of hoping you might compose about 30 seconds of music we can use.

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Oh. Sure, Daria. That'll be cool.

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Like something you save and play back on a computer.

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Yeah, exactly. We need it in two weeks.

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That's no problem. All right, I'm going digital. Excellent.

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So, uh... when did Janey say she was coming back?

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Uh, she said she'd be here for the second set.

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Oh. Okay. Cool.

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Of course, the second set's not for another hour.

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Yeah. Actually, um... I'm kind of beat.

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I hope you won't be insulted if I don't hang around.

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Hey, the second set's just the stuff that's not good enough for the first.

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I wouldn't stay for it myself if I weren't in the band.

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I've got some time.
You want a ride home?

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Um... sure.

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So how come Janey went out for food and you didn't go with her?

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She kind of went with this guy.

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Oh. From school?

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Actually, she just met him.

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I don't know why she thought she could go for a ride with him.

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Janey can take care of herself.

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I hope so.

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You got to relax, Daria.
Things work out, you know?

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I guess.

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Okay. Thanks for the ride.

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Thanks for coming to the gig.

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I got to get back before Max and Nicholas kill each other.

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Yeah. You don't want to miss that.

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You're funny, Daria.

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Hey, if you're going to be at the house tomorrow maybe we can talk about the music.

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Um... yeah. Maybe I'll see you tomorrow, then.

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See you.

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Yeah?

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Oh, gee. Did I wake you?

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I guess that means you haven't been murdered.

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Well, that's good.

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Do you have any idea what time it is?

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It's almost noon.

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I guess righteous indignation isn't really appropriate, then.

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Not for you, no.

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Where did you disappear to last night?

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Where'd I disappear to?

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I guess I kind of left you there while I went out with Tom. Sorry.

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Tom?

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Hey, I thought I would give you and Trent some one-on-one quality time.

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Yeah. You and Tom were thinking of me.

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Well, I was back for the second set like I promised.

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I thought we weren't staying for the second set.

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I said I was sorry. Did you talk to Trent about the project?

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Yes, I talked to Trent about the project. He said he'd do it.

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He said if I was coming over today we could all discuss it.

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So what are you waiting for?

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Get your butt over here A.S.A.P.

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All right.

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Only don't rush. He won't be up for another two hours.

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What's with you?

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After you called I got up, got dressed, and then fell back asleep.

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You did call, right?

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'Cause I don't think I could have dreamed a conversation that nasty.

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Is Trent up yet?

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I heard something stirring in his room.

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I'm hoping it wasn't a family of raccoons.

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You want some breakfast?

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Thanks, but I don't really like to eat breakfast after lunch.

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It spoils my dinner. So you want to work on this multimedia thing?

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I don't know, Daria, I'm really beat.
Hey! How you doing?

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What do you mean? I'm fine.

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Hi.

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Hi, Daria.

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I just stopped by to make sure you didn't get sick from those two jumbo burgers.

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Are you kidding? I could eat five of those babies and never feel a thing.

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Um... excuse me. Come on in.

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No, you've got company.

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Oh, come on.

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Hey, Daria.

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Hey, Trent.

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Trent, this is Tom.

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You guys were excellent last night.

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Thanks.

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Trent, I came over to discuss that project.

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Oh. Well, um... why don't we go talk in the kitchen, Daria?

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Don't you want Jane in on the conversation?

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You go ahead. I'm not quite up yet.
I'll walk Tom to his car.

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- But...
- Yeah, come on, Daria. It's cool.

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She'll walk Tom to his car.

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We can talk in here while I make some coffee.

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You and Jane aren't really morning people, are you?

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Hey, the night holds the key.

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The key to what?

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I don't know, Daria. It's early.

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So you want to talk about that multimedia project?

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Yeah, but shouldn't Janey be here for that?

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That's what I asked you.

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Oh. Well, I guess I figured I'd give her and what's-his-name a couple of minutes.

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Tom.

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Yeah. Tom.

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Do you think it's weird that they just met last night and he's already inviting himself over?

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I guess he likes her.

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It's just so fast.

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Hey, sometimes you got to take things as they come.

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Relax and see what happens.

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But you can't be that way about everything.

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Exactly. Like, I'm relaxed about a lot of stuff, but not my career.

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I take that very seriously.

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Yo. Hey, Max.

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What? Oh, damn.
Okay, I'll be right over.

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Um... Daria, I kind of forgot about this really important audition.

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I got to run.

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Hey. Help yourself to the hot water.

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So, I think I finally have some sketches I like for this multimedia thing.

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Meaning I should be finished tomorrow and we can scan them in.

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That sounds good.

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And Trent bought a MIDI keyboard and a composing program

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and he's been up, like, every night screwing around with it.

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Has he played you any of the music he's written?

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Who said anything about writing music?

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He sampled the toilet flushing and created an all-plumbing version of "O, Susanna."

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How's the script coming?

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The script's been finished since Monday.

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Really? I'm impressed.

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Yes. Well, I had a lot of free time last weekend.

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Um, yeah. Sorry we couldn't get together.

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No big deal. How's Tom?

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You really don't like him, do you?

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It's not him I don't like.

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It's you going gaga over this guy you just met.

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I'm not gaga, I've gone out with him a few times.

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He's a pleasant young fellow.
What's the problem?

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No problem.

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Anyway, he's seeing his friends tonight, so you and I will definitely get together.

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Thanks for fitting me in.

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I do what I can.

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Hey, Janey, come listen to this.

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So what do you want to do after pizza? A movie?

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Good idea. Then when we come back here for more pizza,

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there'll be a new crowd who didn't see the two pies we've already eaten.

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Thus preserving our reputation for having bird-like appetites.

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What are you doing here?

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Those really good friends of mine,
they totally blew me off.

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I figured you guys might be here.

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Well, pull up a bench.
We'll order another pie.

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No, I'll just get a slice.
I'm only going to stay a minute.

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Want to borrow my stopwatch?

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Hey, Daria, if you want me to leave, just say so.

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Okay, bye, now.

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Hey, come on, Daria.

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I thought we were going to see a movie.

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What movie?

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It's called "The Big Chick Movie That Appeals Only to Girls and Makes Men and Boys Vomit."

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Hey, Daria, did I say I wanted to go to the movie with you?

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No, but you never mentioned wanting to horn in on our pizza time, either.

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Daria, you're so darn pleasant and friendly,

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I don't see how anyone could resist an evening with you.

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But just on a crazy whim, I think I'll go home and watch TV by myself.

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Hey, come on... Tom!

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Are you trying to get into the obnoxious hall of fame or something?

247
00:09:55,298 --> 00:09:58,255
Go ahead, go after him.
Go for a ride.

248
00:09:58,290 --> 00:09:59,882
Daria, have you lost your mind?

249
00:09:59,917 --> 00:10:02,435
You'd go after him if I weren't here, wouldn't you?

250
00:10:02,470 --> 00:10:03,282
I don't know.

251
00:10:03,317 --> 00:10:06,305
Well, let me give you the opportunity to find out.

252
00:10:07,879 --> 00:10:09,179
What the hell did I do?

253
00:10:12,625 --> 00:10:15,433
Well, look who it is... sunshine girl.

254
00:10:15,468 --> 00:10:18,367
I just came over to see how Trent's doing with that music.

255
00:10:18,402 --> 00:10:19,435
Why didn't you just call?

256
00:10:19,470 --> 00:10:23,018
I felt like taking a walk. The assignment's due tomorrow, you know.

257
00:10:23,053 --> 00:10:27,051
I know. I'm ready. Hey, can I get some eye contact here?

258
00:10:27,975 --> 00:10:31,227
Look, my language arts grade is not in question.

259
00:10:31,262 --> 00:10:32,547
You must be very proud.

260
00:10:32,582 --> 00:10:35,910
I mean, if we do badly, you're the one taking the class again,

261
00:10:35,945 --> 00:10:38,553
so you should be more concerned with how Trent's doing.

262
00:10:38,588 --> 00:10:40,740
- I'm concerned, I'm concerned.
- Fine.

263
00:10:40,775 --> 00:10:41,846
- Good.
- Good, then.

264
00:10:41,981 --> 00:10:44,572
And I suppose we'll just pretend last night never happened.

265
00:10:44,607 --> 00:10:47,508
Why? You want to tell me how your date was with Tom?

266
00:10:47,543 --> 00:10:50,140
There was no date with Tom.
There was nothing.

267
00:10:50,175 --> 00:10:53,504
He left, you left, I left.
Big Saturday night.

268
00:10:53,539 --> 00:10:55,801
And I suppose you think that's my fault?

269
00:10:55,836 --> 00:10:57,589
The notion had crossed my mind.

270
00:10:57,624 --> 00:10:59,305
Hey... hey, Daria.

271
00:10:59,340 --> 00:11:00,837
Trent, that project is due tomorrow.

272
00:11:00,872 --> 00:11:02,683
When is that stupid music going to be finished?

273
00:11:02,718 --> 00:11:05,852
Whoa, how do you know it's stupid?

274
00:11:05,887 --> 00:11:08,469
We don't because we haven't heard anything yet.

275
00:11:08,504 --> 00:11:10,938
Well, I'm still conceptualizing.

276
00:11:10,973 --> 00:11:13,398
Conceptualizing, my ass. 30 lousy seconds of music, Trent.

277
00:11:13,433 --> 00:11:16,709
Can't you for once in your life finish something within a month of starting it?

278
00:11:16,744 --> 00:11:18,245
What's the matter with you?

279
00:11:18,280 --> 00:11:21,914
She's going to fail language arts, that's what. And it will be your fault.

280
00:11:21,949 --> 00:11:24,680
You guys are acting really weird.

281
00:11:24,715 --> 00:11:25,743
Where are you going?

282
00:11:25,778 --> 00:11:27,021
Anywhere else.

283
00:11:27,056 --> 00:11:28,584
- Deadbeat.
- Screw-up.

284
00:11:30,752 --> 00:11:35,732
Um... okay, I guess I'll go home now.
You keep on him about that music.

285
00:11:35,767 --> 00:11:38,367
Will do. He's not going to mess things up for us anymore.

286
00:11:39,432 --> 00:11:41,820
Hey, wait... weren't we fighting about something?

287
00:11:43,310 --> 00:11:46,781
Okay... and here's little Jane all alone once again.

288
00:12:01,609 --> 00:12:02,367
Hey, Daria.

289
00:12:02,602 --> 00:12:05,955
Wow, I can see why Jane wanted to ride in this car.

290
00:12:05,990 --> 00:12:07,823
You know Jane, she's a thrill seeker.

291
00:12:07,858 --> 00:12:10,670
A gas tank that can blow at any minute, she couldn't resist.

292
00:12:11,605 --> 00:12:12,387
That was a joke.

293
00:12:12,422 --> 00:12:14,005
Hmm... good one.

294
00:12:14,240 --> 00:12:15,464
You need a lift somewhere?

295
00:12:15,499 --> 00:12:19,876
What are you? Some kind of compulsive ride giver? I'm walking, thanks.

296
00:12:19,911 --> 00:12:21,026
I'll walk with you a ways.

297
00:12:21,461 --> 00:12:22,699
What are you doing?

298
00:12:22,734 --> 00:12:24,614
Look, I'd like to talk to you, okay?

299
00:12:24,649 --> 00:12:25,723
So, talk.

300
00:12:25,758 --> 00:12:27,962
Listen, you don't like me and that's fine.

301
00:12:27,997 --> 00:12:29,243
There's no reason you should.

302
00:12:29,278 --> 00:12:29,997
I agree.

303
00:12:30,032 --> 00:12:33,137
But it would be really nice if you could try and get along with me a little.

304
00:12:33,172 --> 00:12:34,337
At least in front of Jane.

305
00:12:34,572 --> 00:12:35,600
Why should I?

306
00:12:35,635 --> 00:12:39,169
Because she's your best friend,
and I really like her and want to get to know her.

307
00:12:39,204 --> 00:12:39,917
So?

308
00:12:39,952 --> 00:12:43,114
So you hating me puts her in a very awkward position.

309
00:12:43,149 --> 00:12:45,308
I don't hate you. I don't even know you.

310
00:12:45,343 --> 00:12:48,075
But I'm not going to sit by while you take my friend away.

311
00:12:48,110 --> 00:12:49,862
I'm not taking your friend away.

312
00:12:49,897 --> 00:12:51,980
All she talks about is "Daria said this,"

313
00:12:52,015 --> 00:12:54,789
"Daria did this," "listen to what Daria told this moron."

314
00:12:54,824 --> 00:12:57,434
Don't bother with the flattery, Tom... I'm immune.

315
00:12:57,469 --> 00:13:00,337
I'm not flattering you, Daria.
I don't care if you don't like me.

316
00:13:00,372 --> 00:13:02,645
I'm just saying you'd have to be pretty stupid

317
00:13:02,680 --> 00:13:05,683
to think anything or anybody is going to shake your friendship with Jane.

318
00:13:05,718 --> 00:13:07,683
Yeah, pretty stupid.

319
00:13:08,449 --> 00:13:12,137
Look, I may conceivably have been acting like a jerk toward you...

320
00:13:12,172 --> 00:13:14,016
It's possible; don't worry about it.

321
00:13:14,051 --> 00:13:15,936
But you and I are not friends.

322
00:13:15,971 --> 00:13:16,725
Definitely not.

323
00:13:16,760 --> 00:13:20,448
And even if we were friends,
I still wouldn't ride in that car.

324
00:13:20,483 --> 00:13:22,200
That's just plain common sense.

325
00:13:23,349 --> 00:13:25,238
So how's the multimedia project coming?

326
00:13:25,273 --> 00:13:28,497
It'd be fine if Trent ever got around to writing the music.

327
00:13:28,532 --> 00:13:29,876
Yeah, he's a really cool guy,

328
00:13:29,911 --> 00:13:32,465
but I guess he's not the most dependable person in the world.

329
00:13:32,500 --> 00:13:34,663
I really hope he makes it as a musician

330
00:13:34,698 --> 00:13:37,214
'cause I can't think of any other job he could hold down.

331
00:13:37,349 --> 00:13:40,423
I don't know, you know those farmers that get paid not to grow anything?

332
00:13:45,454 --> 00:13:46,837
What are you doing here?

333
00:13:46,872 --> 00:13:48,817
I brought our multimedia report over.

334
00:13:48,852 --> 00:13:51,766
Uh-huh, and how many media are on this report?

335
00:13:51,801 --> 00:13:54,108
Um... two: words and pictures.

336
00:13:54,143 --> 00:13:55,818
Trent failed to deliver the music.

337
00:13:55,853 --> 00:13:58,052
Unfortunately, I'm not surprised.

338
00:13:58,087 --> 00:13:59,480
What did he tell you about it?

339
00:13:59,515 --> 00:14:01,640
Nothing; he never came home last night.

340
00:14:01,675 --> 00:14:03,767
I'm sorry I even suggested involving him.

341
00:14:03,802 --> 00:14:05,687
Forget it, you thought it was a good idea.

342
00:14:05,922 --> 00:14:06,595
You're not mad?

343
00:14:07,617 --> 00:14:09,384
I have no reason to be mad at you.

344
00:14:10,065 --> 00:14:12,338
Does this mean we can be in the same room for a while?

345
00:14:12,373 --> 00:14:13,516
Don't push it.

346
00:14:14,346 --> 00:14:17,274
Go, team players! Go, school spirit!

347
00:14:17,309 --> 00:14:21,245
If you have a goal to reach school sports will help you achieve it and stuff.

348
00:14:21,280 --> 00:14:23,415
Go, team!

349
00:14:24,097 --> 00:14:26,026
Well, ah... thank you, Kevin and Brittany,

350
00:14:26,061 --> 00:14:29,089
for that clever presentation on the benefits of team sports.

351
00:14:29,124 --> 00:14:31,031
- You're welcome.
- I was the Q.B.

352
00:14:31,171 --> 00:14:34,610
Yes. And now, Daria and Jane present

353
00:14:34,845 --> 00:14:38,645
"The Emotional Trauma Cycle of a High School Student."

354
00:14:41,125 --> 00:14:44,370
The emotional trauma cycle of a high school student.

355
00:14:44,916 --> 00:14:46,724
Phase one: disbelief.

356
00:14:47,404 --> 00:14:52,069
Well, that was weird. Thank God we never have to go back to that freak show.

357
00:14:52,104 --> 00:14:57,007
Um... we are required by law to show up for the next four years.

358
00:14:57,042 --> 00:14:57,943
What?

359
00:14:58,357 --> 00:15:00,377
Phase two: denial.

360
00:15:00,972 --> 00:15:01,941
No way.

361
00:15:01,976 --> 00:15:02,962
Way.

362
00:15:03,898 --> 00:15:05,794
Phase three: bargaining.

363
00:15:06,343 --> 00:15:09,825
Mom, if you don't make me go back to that place

364
00:15:09,860 --> 00:15:13,357
I'll clean the garage every month for the rest of my life.

365
00:15:13,638 --> 00:15:15,486
We have a garage?

366
00:15:16,355 --> 00:15:18,330
Phase four: anger.

367
00:15:18,565 --> 00:15:20,051
What are you doing with that microphone?

368
00:15:20,086 --> 00:15:22,903
Why are you hounding me? Stop!

369
00:15:23,712 --> 00:15:25,803
Phase five: acceptance.

370
00:15:26,040 --> 00:15:29,208
I've been accepted to college.
I'm out of here.

371
00:15:29,603 --> 00:15:31,164
Thank you very much.

372
00:15:31,915 --> 00:15:37,980
Well... Very entertaining and, uh,
clever use of multimedia.

373
00:15:38,015 --> 00:15:40,617
Now, here's a work by Charles Ruttheimer.

374
00:15:57,768 --> 00:16:01,564
Could a family of ghosts be living in your house rent-free?

375
00:16:01,599 --> 00:16:02,711
- Meeting!
- Golf!

376
00:16:02,746 --> 00:16:04,431
- Date!
- Sarcasm!

377
00:16:04,466 --> 00:16:07,662
Freeloading familial phantoms, next on Sick, Sad World.

378
00:16:10,298 --> 00:16:11,252
Hey, Daria.

379
00:16:11,287 --> 00:16:12,146
Trent.

380
00:16:12,181 --> 00:16:15,748
I hope you don't mind me coming by. I want to talk to you.

381
00:16:15,783 --> 00:16:16,855
Take a number.

382
00:16:20,898 --> 00:16:21,916
Um, thanks.

383
00:16:21,951 --> 00:16:25,351
No problem. I feel bad about letting you guys down.

384
00:16:25,386 --> 00:16:27,394
I wanted to explain what happened.

385
00:16:27,429 --> 00:16:28,969
Oh. Well, sure.

386
00:16:29,204 --> 00:16:31,820
I just couldn't get the music together.

387
00:16:32,981 --> 00:16:33,954
Yeah...?

388
00:16:34,489 --> 00:16:35,486
That's it.

389
00:16:35,821 --> 00:16:38,019
Why didn't you tell us you were having a problem?

390
00:16:38,054 --> 00:16:39,541
We could have made a backup plan.

391
00:16:39,576 --> 00:16:43,498
I figured I'd get inspired eventually.
I still think I will.

392
00:16:43,833 --> 00:16:46,802
Trent, it was a school assignment.
We had a deadline.

393
00:16:46,837 --> 00:16:51,103
I don't believe in deadlines, Daria.
They stifle creativity.

394
00:16:51,138 --> 00:16:55,207
Yeah, but agreeing to help us meant you were committing to our deadline.

395
00:16:55,242 --> 00:16:59,057
Maybe we just have different ideas about what a commitment is.

396
00:16:59,092 --> 00:17:00,590
I suppose we do.

397
00:17:00,825 --> 00:17:05,262
I guess it wasn't such a great idea for us to get together... on this.

398
00:17:05,297 --> 00:17:08,400
No, I guess there was no way it could have worked out.

399
00:17:09,933 --> 00:17:11,418
It's too bad, Daria.

400
00:17:11,453 --> 00:17:14,780
I always kind of felt you understood the way I think.

401
00:17:14,815 --> 00:17:16,610
I do, Trent. I do.

402
00:17:17,845 --> 00:17:19,371
Trent, I don't care if she forgives you.

403
00:17:19,406 --> 00:17:20,892
I'm never speaking to you again.

404
00:17:20,927 --> 00:17:22,122
You just did.

405
00:17:22,364 --> 00:17:26,165
Damn! So did he give you a plausible reason for screwing up our project?

406
00:17:26,200 --> 00:17:27,569
From his point of view.

407
00:17:27,604 --> 00:17:29,464
That's better than nothing... I think.

408
00:17:29,499 --> 00:17:31,336
Tough day on the farm, eh, Daria?

409
00:17:32,401 --> 00:17:33,382
I don't get it.

410
00:17:33,417 --> 00:17:34,404
Private joke.

411
00:17:34,439 --> 00:17:38,319
Oh, no... no private jokes allowed.
Come on, buy me a slice.

412
00:17:39,170 --> 00:17:42,917
They don't look so bad together.
I told you he's an okay guy.

413
00:17:42,952 --> 00:17:43,939
I suppose.

414
00:17:44,074 --> 00:17:47,556
Listen, I got to get to rehearsal. I'm late.

415
00:17:47,691 --> 00:17:49,853
How do you know?
You don't wear a watch.

416
00:17:49,888 --> 00:17:53,259
I'm always late.
That's why I don't wear a watch.

417
00:17:53,294 --> 00:17:54,621
They depress me.

418
00:17:54,656 --> 00:17:57,798
You know, Trent, somehow that makes perfect sense.

419
00:17:57,833 --> 00:18:00,920
Sorry again about, you know... everything.

420
00:18:00,955 --> 00:18:02,026
That's okay.

421
00:18:02,061 --> 00:18:04,709
All right then, Daria. See you around.

422
00:18:04,744 --> 00:18:05,474
See ya.

423
00:18:16,900 --> 00:18:17,688
- Hey.
- Hey.

424
00:18:18,141 --> 00:18:18,728
Hey.

425
00:18:19,063 --> 00:18:19,919
Pizza?

426
00:18:20,154 --> 00:18:21,212
You're buying.

427
00:18:29,530 --> 00:18:31,530
Written by Glenn Eichler
www.outpost-daria.com

428
00:18:31,531 --> 00:18:33,531
Synchro by Fifiririloulou
www.forom.com

429
00:18:33,532 --> 00:18:35,532
Réponses au blindtest :

430
00:18:35,533 --> 00:18:37,533
walking home after receiving multimedia assignment
Hole - Awful

431
00:18:37,534 --> 00:18:39,534
Tom walking over to Jane
Massive Attack - Protection

432
00:18:39,535 --> 00:18:41,535
Daria talking to Trent at the Zen
P.J. Harvey - A Perfect Day Elise

433
00:18:41,536 --> 00:18:43,536
Trent driving Daria home
Sonic Youth - Sugar Kane

434
00:18:43,537 --> 00:18:45,537
Daria and Jane at Pizza King
Jennifer Lopez - If You Had My Love

435
00:18:45,538 --> 00:18:47,538
Upchuck's multimedia presentation
Richard Strauss - Also Sprach Zarathustra

436
00:18:47,539 --> 00:18:49,539
Daria, Jane, and Tom at Pizza King
Orchestral Maneuvers in the Dark - Forever (Live and Die)

437
00:18:49,540 --> 00:18:51,540
closing credits
Violent Femmes - He Likes Me