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Then it's unanimous.
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Under no circumstances
will the fashion club
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accept applicants
with stubby fingertips.
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Stacy, what is the next
membership qualification
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on our agenda?
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Weight guidelines,
unless you want
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to talk about something else.
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If it's all right
with you, Stacy,
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I'd prefer to conduct this
meeting in an orderly fashion.
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That said,
I move we scale back
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the number of allowable pounds
by three.
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Um, Sandy, I think
it's a really cute idea and all,
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but it might make it really hard
to find new members.
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Obviously I'm the only one
in this room concerned
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with the burgeoning
obesity problem
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tearing apart the very fabric
of our land.
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Not the fabric.
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If I must stand alone
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in setting exemplary standards
for others to follow,
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so be it.
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You're all overruled.
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Next topic.
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That's mine.
Give it back.
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Forget it, jerko.
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Um, the next topic
is eyelash density.
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You suck.
You suck.
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Excuse me.
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Oh.
Ow.
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Shut up, you little brats.
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Give me the remote.
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Oh.
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Snap!
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My leg.
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It's broken.
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Wow, you were right.
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There really are
more zoo zoo drops in a box
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than juicy Joes.
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I'm just grateful for
the opportunity to enlighten.
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Now pay up.
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Give me a chance
to win my money back first?
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See Kevin over there?
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I bet this five
that within ten minutes,
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he'll stun and amaze his friends
by crushing a can to his head.
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Nah, it's more of a "covering
his eyes with pepperonis
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and pretending he's blind"
kind of a day.
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You're on.
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I'm blind.
I'm blind.
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Whoo-hoo.
All right.
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Yeah.
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So many talents.
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He really should run off
and join the circus.
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Or just run off.
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And the doctor said
Sandy's leg will be in a cast
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for at least a month.
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Poor Sandy.
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Crutches don't go
with anything.
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That's the same thing
those land mine victims
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are always complaining about.
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Damn it!
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This article says
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restaurants won't serve
meat rare anymore.
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Some crap about
gastroenterological disorders.
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But, Jake,
you order well done anyway.
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Once in a while, a man wants
a slab of bloody red steak!
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Isn't anybody listening?
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Oh, hi, Quinn.
Didn't hear you come in.
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Fine;
If no one cares,
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then I'll just go
to my room.
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Quinn, come back.
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Of course we want
to hear about Stacy.
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Sandy!
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And then I said, "you can't
wear sneakers to chez Pierre."
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And he said
he didn't know that.
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You know, a guy once took me
to a chain restaurant.
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No.
Tell us about it.
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Really?
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Hello?
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Sandy, how are you feeling?
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How do you think I'm feeling?
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I can't even give myself
a pedicure
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with this stupid cast.
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So then it's good
that you can't go out.
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Are you sure you don't want
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to have this meeting
at your house?
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Yes, I'm sure,
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unless it's too confusing
for you
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to follow what I'm saying
from this speakerphone.
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Don't be silly, Sandy.
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Silly?
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Gee, Quinn,
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is there anything else
you'd like to call me
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while I'm not there
to defend myself in person?
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What I meant was--
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Excuse me.
I have a call.
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It's cashmans.
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I'll have to call you back.
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Poor Sandy.
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Too bad she's not here.
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I've really missed her
these past few weeks.
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Uh, yeah.
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Yeah.
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Brittany,
would you care to tell us
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some of the factors leading up
to the great depression?
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Um, when people realized
they had no money,
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they got really depressed?
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Brittany, explain something.
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Do you perhaps harbor
a powerful phobia
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that it might actually hurt
to think?
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Um, I think
that's pronounced phee-bia.
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Would anyone else
care to broadcast
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their complete lack
of education?
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Bet you ten
he'll say "imbeciles."
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I'm gonna go with "morons."
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I see.
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Perhaps it's my own stupidity
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that allows me to think
I could actually impart wisdom
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to a bunch of...
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Say it.
Starts with an "m."
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Imbecilic morons!
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You know, these little bets
have cost you 40 clams so far.
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If I had a self-image,
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I'd think you were bribing me
to be your friend.
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Bet you the whole 40 I'm not.
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Nice try.
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Wait.
Clams?
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Guys, guys, Jackie is wearing
green shoes with yellow socks.
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I never did like her.
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I don't believe it.
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I know.
I couldn't believe it either.
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No.
I mean, it's Sandy.
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She's come back to school.
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And she's...
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Faaaaaat.
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Gee, Tiffany,
why don't you take a picture?
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It'll last longer.
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But I don't have a camera.
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I mean,
you can stop staring at me.
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We weren't staring.
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We were, um, looking
at your skirt.
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It looks really cute
over that cast.
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You can hardly tell
you've gained...
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A cast.
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Hi, guys.
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Quinn, you spoke to us.
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Can I walk you to class?
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No, me.
No, me.
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Come on, Jeffy.
Guys, look who's back.
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Sandy.
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This can't be happening.
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I'm ruined.
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Why me?
Oh, god, why me?
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Sandy wasn't in
Mr. O'Neill's class either,
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so she must have left school.
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Gee, I hope it doesn't have
anything to do with--
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well, you know.
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Not that she looks that bad.
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I know; She looks really good
for a fat person.
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She could inspire fat people.
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Stacy, I don't think
we should use the "f" word
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when talking about Sandy.
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Right; She could inspire
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the thinly challenged
everywhere.
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Like, travel around the world
in a winnebago
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and show people you can be fat--
differently weighted
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and still have
great color sense.
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Um, Stacy,
hold that thought.
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Sandy.
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Sure, I'll be right over.
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Quinn?
Quinn?
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But, Quinn,
I didn't say "fat."
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Quinn, you're so lucky
you have your thinness.
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Oh, Sandy, you're not that
not that thin.
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It's sweet of you
to say that, Quinn.
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Thank you for being
my best friend.
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Sandy, i--
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and as my best friend,
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I want you to be the first
to know that out of respect
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to the fashion club's
stringent obesity policy,
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I am resigning
the presidency.
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Sandy, you can't resign.
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Please, Quinn,
this is painful enough as it is.
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All I ask is that after
you assume the presidency,
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you'll try to remember me
as I used to be.
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Me?
President?
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I'm just grateful
I'm being replaced
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by someone who truly excels
in accessorizing.
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Sandy, I could
never replace you.
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Really?
Of course not, you're--
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Quinn, that's the nicest thing
anyone's ever said to me,
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refusing the presidency
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out of respect
for our friendship.
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Uh, what I mean is,
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I couldn't do the job
just like you.
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You don't have to explain.
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If I live another 20 years,
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I'll never be able to express
the gratitude I feel
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for your unwavering devotion.
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I humbly accept
your resignation.
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Um, don't mention it.
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Meet the psychic Nazi hunter
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who says the fuehrer
has been reincarnated
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as a madcap leggy blonde.
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There's something
about Hitler tonight
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on sick, sad world.
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How much do I owe you now?
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Still 40.
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Clams?
Simoleons.
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Try to keep up.
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You're not gonna believe
what happened.
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You're right.
Save your breath.
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Sandy resigned from the
fashion club because she's fat,
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and then I had to resign
to show Sandy my support,
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although I didn't really mean
to resign.
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And now I don't know
what's going to happen
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because there's no way there
could even be a fashion club
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without me and Sandy.
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Um, Quinn,
it's me, daria.
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Did I hear right,
the death of the fashion club?
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Then at last,
the people shall be free.
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Not likely.
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That club's like a hydra.
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You cut off one airhead,
two more grow back.
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Hmm, care to put
a wager on that,
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say, 40 piasters?
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Make it spondulicks.
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Damn it, daria.
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Special orders my foot.
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Medium, medium, medium.
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Our freedom of choice
is gone.
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Quinn, dad's here,
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and he wants to hear
all about Sandy.
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Before we begin the meeting,
I have an announcement to make.
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Sandy has resigned
from the fashion club.
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Quinn, that's terrible.
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Not that we shouldn't respect
her decision.
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Yeah, that's awful.
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Oh, well.
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She says she can't even
come back to school
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because it hurts too much
to walk in her cast.
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So if you're
the vice president,
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and Sandy's resigned,
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then you must be
the new president.
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Congratulations.
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Well, actually--
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so what's the first item
of business, president Quinn,
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the best president ever?
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Long live the Quinn.
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Hey.
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Guys, stop it.
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I'm resigning too.
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What?
Oh, no.
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Was it something I said,
something I did?
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No, Stacy.
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See, I kind of had
to promise Sandy I'd resign.
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Tiffany, I guess
you're the president now,
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and, Stacy,
you're vice president.
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Quinn, you can't go.
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What will we do without you?
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You're gonna carry on
the fashion club mission.
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You'll stop
the vertically challenged
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from wearing
really fat stripes,
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point out icky fibers
to icky fibers wearers,
263
00:10:18,618 --> 00:10:20,918
and fight frosted shadows
wherever you go,
264
00:10:20,920 --> 00:10:22,454
unless it's at a costume party.
265
00:10:22,456 --> 00:10:26,057
You'll hold yourselves up to
the highest standards possible,
266
00:10:26,059 --> 00:10:27,725
no ankle boot too pointy,
267
00:10:27,727 --> 00:10:30,061
no chartreuse too chartreuse-y,
268
00:10:30,063 --> 00:10:32,564
and no mock turtleneck
too mocky.
269
00:10:32,566 --> 00:10:36,367
And finally,
you will never, ever date
270
00:10:36,369 --> 00:10:38,436
anyone less attractive
than you are,
271
00:10:38,438 --> 00:10:40,405
although equally attractive
is okay.
272
00:10:44,578 --> 00:10:47,579
My sources tell me that,
though diminished by half,
273
00:10:47,581 --> 00:10:49,513
the soldiers of style
battle on.
274
00:10:49,515 --> 00:10:52,349
Huh?
The fashion club still exists.
275
00:10:52,351 --> 00:10:54,151
Give me my 40 George ws.
276
00:10:54,153 --> 00:10:55,519
Daria, please.
277
00:10:55,521 --> 00:10:57,789
These girls aren't the swiftest
boats in the current.
278
00:10:57,791 --> 00:11:00,157
Give them some time to realize
that they've broken up.
279
00:11:00,159 --> 00:11:02,259
You're not trying
to weasel out of paying me?
280
00:11:02,261 --> 00:11:04,095
No, just making sure
you don't think
281
00:11:04,097 --> 00:11:05,429
I'm buying your friendship.
282
00:11:05,431 --> 00:11:06,464
Mmm.
283
00:11:09,636 --> 00:11:11,802
Come on, Tiffany.
You're the president.
284
00:11:11,804 --> 00:11:13,638
Start the meeting
and pick a topic already.
285
00:11:13,640 --> 00:11:15,039
Topic?
286
00:11:15,041 --> 00:11:16,541
You know,
like Sandy used to.
287
00:11:16,543 --> 00:11:18,143
She'd say something
like nail decals,
288
00:11:18,145 --> 00:11:19,577
and Quinn would say
they're passe,
289
00:11:19,579 --> 00:11:21,645
and Sandy would ask Quinn
if she knows the difference
290
00:11:21,647 --> 00:11:22,846
between passe and retro,
291
00:11:22,848 --> 00:11:24,648
and Quinn would explain
what she meant to say,
292
00:11:24,650 --> 00:11:26,450
and then Sandy would move on
to the next topic.
293
00:11:26,452 --> 00:11:27,952
Hmm, topic.
294
00:11:27,954 --> 00:11:29,220
I know.
295
00:11:29,222 --> 00:11:31,922
How about fashion?
296
00:11:31,924 --> 00:11:36,594
Um, maybe if we tried
begging Quinn to come back.
297
00:11:36,596 --> 00:11:39,196
But, Quinn, you have to return
to the fashion club.
298
00:11:39,198 --> 00:11:40,398
We need you.
299
00:11:40,400 --> 00:11:41,833
Really need you.
300
00:11:41,835 --> 00:11:44,335
Guys, I would if I could,
but I can't
301
00:11:44,337 --> 00:11:45,737
'cause I promised Sandy.
302
00:11:45,739 --> 00:11:46,904
But she doesn't have to know.
303
00:11:46,906 --> 00:11:48,072
Please?
304
00:11:48,074 --> 00:11:50,742
Okay, I'll think about it.
305
00:11:50,744 --> 00:11:53,945
Thank you, thank you,
thank you, Quinn.
306
00:11:56,283 --> 00:11:58,750
Or is it 16 times
to the right?
307
00:11:58,752 --> 00:12:01,118
Brittany,
let me ask a hypothet--
308
00:12:01,120 --> 00:12:02,787
make-believe question.
309
00:12:02,789 --> 00:12:05,222
What would you do
if you found out Angie
310
00:12:05,224 --> 00:12:06,491
went on a date with Kevin?
311
00:12:06,493 --> 00:12:07,958
But Angie
would never do that to me.
312
00:12:07,960 --> 00:12:09,460
She's my friend.
313
00:12:09,462 --> 00:12:11,562
And friends don't go
behind other friends' backs,
314
00:12:11,564 --> 00:12:12,864
do they?
315
00:12:12,866 --> 00:12:15,032
I knew this girl who went
behind her friend's back
316
00:12:15,034 --> 00:12:16,767
and felt so guilty about it,
317
00:12:16,769 --> 00:12:18,903
she ended up
in an insane asylum,
318
00:12:18,905 --> 00:12:20,538
and they made her wear
drawstring pants
319
00:12:20,540 --> 00:12:21,872
and a big plastic bracelet.
320
00:12:21,874 --> 00:12:25,943
Serves her right,
the backstabber.
321
00:12:25,945 --> 00:12:28,679
Anyhoo, thanks for
straightening that out for me.
322
00:12:28,681 --> 00:12:32,116
Ooh, I can't believe kevy
cheated on me with Angie.
323
00:12:32,118 --> 00:12:35,186
Wait till I get my hands
on him.
324
00:12:35,188 --> 00:12:36,921
Stacy, I want to come back.
325
00:12:36,923 --> 00:12:39,223
But I just can't wear
drawstring pants.
326
00:12:39,225 --> 00:12:40,391
Brr.
What?
327
00:12:40,393 --> 00:12:41,959
I mean,
I can't betray Sandy.
328
00:12:41,961 --> 00:12:43,861
You'll just have to find
some new members.
329
00:12:43,863 --> 00:12:44,862
Beep!
330
00:12:44,864 --> 00:12:45,963
Oh, god, what if that's her?
331
00:12:45,965 --> 00:12:47,064
Got to run.
332
00:12:48,435 --> 00:12:49,801
I guess we're on our own.
333
00:12:49,803 --> 00:12:51,302
Anyway, I thought up
some topics,
334
00:12:51,304 --> 00:12:52,369
if that's okay with you.
335
00:12:52,371 --> 00:12:53,638
Sure.
336
00:12:53,640 --> 00:12:55,440
Let's begin with the debate
on crew necks.
337
00:12:55,442 --> 00:12:56,874
Now, I think people
with long necks
338
00:12:56,876 --> 00:12:58,008
look really good in them
339
00:12:58,010 --> 00:12:59,644
because they make
their necks look long.
340
00:12:59,646 --> 00:13:01,845
Do you think I look good
in crew necks?
341
00:13:01,847 --> 00:13:03,915
Of course.
You look good in anything.
342
00:13:03,917 --> 00:13:05,049
But what about the color?
343
00:13:05,051 --> 00:13:06,617
I think I prefer pastels.
344
00:13:06,619 --> 00:13:09,621
Do you think I look good
in pastels?
345
00:13:09,623 --> 00:13:11,356
Um, yes, Tiffany.
346
00:13:11,358 --> 00:13:13,424
Anyway, I don't care
how long her neck is.
347
00:13:13,426 --> 00:13:15,593
I can't believe
she dated Matt Damon.
348
00:13:15,595 --> 00:13:18,729
Do you think I'd look good
with Matt Damon?
349
00:13:19,766 --> 00:13:20,798
Quinn's right.
350
00:13:20,800 --> 00:13:22,199
We need more members.
351
00:13:22,201 --> 00:13:24,602
You can't let Gina
into the fashion club.
352
00:13:24,604 --> 00:13:26,003
Her teeth are thick.
353
00:13:26,005 --> 00:13:28,740
Heidi with the clogs?
354
00:13:28,742 --> 00:13:32,309
Gee, I guess there really aren't
any suitable girls at school.
355
00:13:32,311 --> 00:13:34,378
Maybe the club should break up.
356
00:13:34,380 --> 00:13:36,648
Stacy, stop crying.
357
00:13:36,650 --> 00:13:38,049
Stacy.
358
00:13:40,487 --> 00:13:42,387
Ice cream out of the carton?
359
00:13:42,389 --> 00:13:43,921
You're gonna end up like Sandy.
360
00:13:43,923 --> 00:13:45,523
I suppose
your friendship is over
361
00:13:45,525 --> 00:13:47,725
now that she can't squeeze
into a size zero.
362
00:13:47,727 --> 00:13:49,727
Daria, I am not shallow.
363
00:13:49,729 --> 00:13:52,363
Besides, it's not like Sandy's
gotten ugly or anything.
364
00:13:52,365 --> 00:13:54,632
Wow, I've really
misjudged you.
365
00:13:54,634 --> 00:13:56,634
I never realized
you'd be willing to sacrifice
366
00:13:56,636 --> 00:13:59,303
your own popularity
for the sake of friendship.
367
00:13:59,305 --> 00:14:00,538
What do you mean?
368
00:14:00,540 --> 00:14:02,874
Well, you and I both know
369
00:14:02,876 --> 00:14:05,610
how society discriminates
against the overweight,
370
00:14:05,612 --> 00:14:07,445
even to the point
of shunning them.
371
00:14:07,447 --> 00:14:09,714
The old Quinn might even
have done it herself.
372
00:14:09,716 --> 00:14:11,148
But this new Quinn,
373
00:14:11,150 --> 00:14:14,251
willing to stick by her friend
no matter how heavy she gets
374
00:14:14,253 --> 00:14:16,487
even if it costs you
your own status,
375
00:14:16,489 --> 00:14:17,655
wow.
376
00:14:17,657 --> 00:14:19,256
Simply, wow.
377
00:14:19,258 --> 00:14:20,858
Um, yeah.
378
00:14:20,860 --> 00:14:22,894
Some more shallow friend
379
00:14:22,896 --> 00:14:24,896
might try to make Sandy
lose weight
380
00:14:24,898 --> 00:14:26,597
so she could rejoin
the fashion club
381
00:14:26,599 --> 00:14:29,333
and return life to normal,
but not you.
382
00:14:29,335 --> 00:14:31,269
You accept her as she is.
383
00:14:31,271 --> 00:14:33,837
Kudos to you,
Quinn morgendorffer.
384
00:14:33,839 --> 00:14:35,440
Uh, thanks.
385
00:14:35,442 --> 00:14:37,108
Got to go.
386
00:14:47,354 --> 00:14:49,120
Sandy, open up.
387
00:14:49,122 --> 00:14:51,555
It's an emergency.
388
00:14:51,557 --> 00:14:52,857
Quinn.
389
00:14:57,797 --> 00:15:02,299
I told you little creeps,
no visitors.
390
00:15:03,736 --> 00:15:06,337
Go ahead.
Laugh at my disfigurement.
391
00:15:06,339 --> 00:15:09,006
I would never laugh
at you, Sandy.
392
00:15:09,008 --> 00:15:10,575
Besides,
you're not disfigured.
393
00:15:10,577 --> 00:15:12,510
You're beautiful
on the inside.
394
00:15:12,512 --> 00:15:13,911
That's all that counts.
395
00:15:13,913 --> 00:15:15,613
Then what are you doing here?
396
00:15:15,615 --> 00:15:18,182
I'm gonna make you fit
to go out in public again.
397
00:15:18,184 --> 00:15:19,183
What?
398
00:15:19,185 --> 00:15:20,251
Now that your cast is off,
399
00:15:20,253 --> 00:15:21,919
I'm here
to help you lose weight.
400
00:15:21,921 --> 00:15:25,423
Oh, Quinn, can't you see
that it's too late?
401
00:15:25,425 --> 00:15:26,757
My life is over.
402
00:15:26,759 --> 00:15:28,993
Sandy, you're not 30.
403
00:15:28,995 --> 00:15:30,628
Now, let's get started.
404
00:15:30,630 --> 00:15:32,430
I know it's hard to believe,
405
00:15:32,432 --> 00:15:34,932
but I once weighed
over 100 pounds.
406
00:15:36,469 --> 00:15:38,336
What's wrong, Sandy?
407
00:15:38,338 --> 00:15:39,503
Nothing.
408
00:15:39,505 --> 00:15:41,872
It's just--oh, Quinn.
409
00:15:41,874 --> 00:15:43,608
I love you so much.
410
00:15:44,644 --> 00:15:45,976
Oh, Sandy.
411
00:15:45,978 --> 00:15:47,778
I love you too.
412
00:15:48,948 --> 00:15:50,514
Quinn's right.
413
00:15:50,516 --> 00:15:53,351
There just aren't any girls up
to the fashion club's standards.
414
00:15:53,353 --> 00:15:55,519
If only looks
weren't everything.
415
00:15:55,521 --> 00:15:59,624
I know; Too bad
we can't let boys in.
416
00:15:59,626 --> 00:16:01,292
Tiffany,
that's a great idea.
417
00:16:01,294 --> 00:16:03,093
What?
About the boys.
418
00:16:03,095 --> 00:16:05,029
Boys?
Where?
419
00:16:06,633 --> 00:16:09,233
Hey, guys, are you doing
anything this afternoon?
420
00:16:09,235 --> 00:16:11,001
'Cause Tiffany and I
would really like it
421
00:16:11,003 --> 00:16:12,803
if you could come over
to my house for sodas.
422
00:16:12,805 --> 00:16:14,472
Quinn'll be there, right?
Yeah, Quinn.
423
00:16:14,474 --> 00:16:15,672
Uh, no.
424
00:16:15,674 --> 00:16:17,908
There'll be a free form
discussion on swimwear.
425
00:16:17,910 --> 00:16:19,277
A discussion?
426
00:16:19,279 --> 00:16:21,846
Um, I mean, we'd want
to show some girls in bikinis.
427
00:16:21,848 --> 00:16:23,414
Babes in bikinis.
Babes in bikinis?
428
00:16:23,416 --> 00:16:24,782
All right.
We're there.
429
00:16:24,784 --> 00:16:26,751
So Jamie, Jeffy, and Joey
430
00:16:26,753 --> 00:16:28,952
are going to Stacy's
to talk style.
431
00:16:28,954 --> 00:16:30,220
Jocks on frocks--
432
00:16:30,222 --> 00:16:32,256
sounds like
a fashion club meeting to me.
433
00:16:32,258 --> 00:16:33,691
Trust me.
It'll be the last.
434
00:16:33,693 --> 00:16:34,725
Uh-huh.
435
00:16:34,727 --> 00:16:35,759
Care to double our bet?
436
00:16:35,761 --> 00:16:36,960
It's your wampum.
437
00:16:36,962 --> 00:16:39,596
Prepare to kiss
your moolah good-bye.
438
00:16:39,598 --> 00:16:41,398
Let's see the bikinis, man.
Yeah, bikinis.
439
00:16:41,400 --> 00:16:42,699
Um, that's not till later.
440
00:16:42,701 --> 00:16:44,701
Right now, we're gonna
discuss tank tops.
441
00:16:44,703 --> 00:16:45,970
Tanks are cool.
442
00:16:45,972 --> 00:16:48,039
Yeah, like in that movie,
world war blood.
443
00:16:48,041 --> 00:16:49,807
Um, I didn't see that movie.
444
00:16:49,809 --> 00:16:50,974
What color were the tank tops?
445
00:16:50,976 --> 00:16:52,143
Green.
What do you think?
446
00:16:52,145 --> 00:16:53,577
You want the enemy
to spot your tank?
447
00:16:53,579 --> 00:16:54,979
Well, yeah.
448
00:16:54,981 --> 00:16:57,348
That's kind of the whole idea.
449
00:16:57,350 --> 00:16:59,350
But what about
the element of surprise?
450
00:16:59,352 --> 00:17:02,953
You surprise them
by looking really hot.
451
00:17:02,955 --> 00:17:04,554
He's talking about war.
452
00:17:04,556 --> 00:17:05,823
So am I.
453
00:17:05,825 --> 00:17:08,593
No, you know,
conceal and surprise.
454
00:17:08,595 --> 00:17:10,928
You think I need concealer?
455
00:17:10,930 --> 00:17:13,097
Um, where are the bikinis
anyway?
456
00:17:13,099 --> 00:17:15,365
Yeah, bikinis.
Yeah, where are the bikinis?
457
00:17:15,367 --> 00:17:16,434
Right here.
458
00:17:16,436 --> 00:17:17,568
Whoo-hoo.
Excellent.
459
00:17:17,570 --> 00:17:20,037
Which fabric
do you like best?
460
00:17:20,039 --> 00:17:21,672
Fabric?
461
00:17:21,674 --> 00:17:24,108
We've got to go...
Do something.
462
00:17:24,110 --> 00:17:25,143
Yeah.
Yeah.
463
00:17:25,145 --> 00:17:26,911
Yeah, prior engagement.
464
00:17:26,913 --> 00:17:29,447
The fashion club
is falling apart.
465
00:17:29,449 --> 00:17:30,548
What are we gonna do?
466
00:17:30,550 --> 00:17:33,651
Hmm, I do need concealer.
467
00:17:33,653 --> 00:17:34,952
You make me say
468
00:17:34,954 --> 00:17:36,020
hoo-hoo
469
00:17:36,022 --> 00:17:37,355
you make me say
470
00:17:37,357 --> 00:17:38,389
la-la-la-la-la
471
00:17:38,391 --> 00:17:39,423
from dusk to dawn
472
00:17:39,425 --> 00:17:41,259
you turn me on
473
00:17:43,163 --> 00:17:46,063
Can't... i...rest?
474
00:17:46,065 --> 00:17:49,533
Did Cleopatra rest
when she was inventing mascara?
475
00:17:49,535 --> 00:17:53,104
Did nefer-iti rest
when she was posing for statues?
476
00:17:53,106 --> 00:17:55,573
Did Helen of Troy rest
when she was doing
477
00:17:55,575 --> 00:17:57,074
whatever it was she did?
478
00:17:57,076 --> 00:17:59,577
Beauty never rests.
479
00:17:59,579 --> 00:18:01,913
Now, swim, you cow, swim.
480
00:18:01,915 --> 00:18:03,080
What?
481
00:18:03,082 --> 00:18:05,349
Sorry.
Coach talk.
482
00:18:09,923 --> 00:18:11,889
You think we should tell her
it's easier to speak
483
00:18:11,891 --> 00:18:13,190
if you open your mouth?
484
00:18:13,192 --> 00:18:17,861
Stacy, what time is
the fashion club meeting today?
485
00:18:17,863 --> 00:18:19,196
There is no meeting.
486
00:18:19,198 --> 00:18:21,098
How come?
How come?
487
00:18:21,100 --> 00:18:22,733
Because I can't take it anymore.
488
00:18:22,735 --> 00:18:24,835
I'm sick of doing all the work
while you just sit there.
489
00:18:24,837 --> 00:18:26,403
I tried my best,
490
00:18:26,405 --> 00:18:28,472
and even if it wasn't as good
as Sandy's or Quinn's,
491
00:18:28,474 --> 00:18:30,607
a chain is only as strong
as its weakest round thingy.
492
00:18:30,609 --> 00:18:32,676
And you refuse to lift
one fricking finger.
493
00:18:32,678 --> 00:18:34,845
I'm through running
the fashion club all by myself--
494
00:18:34,847 --> 00:18:37,615
While you stare
in the mirror
495
00:18:37,617 --> 00:18:39,417
and talk about yourself
496
00:18:39,419 --> 00:18:41,785
and i--i--i quit!
497
00:18:41,787 --> 00:18:44,655
Hmm, maybe I should quit too.
498
00:18:47,527 --> 00:18:48,859
You saw it here first.
499
00:18:48,861 --> 00:18:50,327
The fashion club is dead.
500
00:18:50,329 --> 00:18:52,529
Pay me my 80 smackers.
501
00:18:54,066 --> 00:18:55,366
Don't look now,
502
00:18:55,368 --> 00:18:59,970
but I think the guy with
the balloon animals is back.
503
00:18:59,972 --> 00:19:01,672
It's Sandy.
504
00:19:01,674 --> 00:19:03,975
And she's thin.
505
00:19:03,977 --> 00:19:05,209
>> You make me say
506
00:19:05,211 --> 00:19:06,877
hoo-hoo
507
00:19:08,281 --> 00:19:10,848
From dusk to dawn,
you turn me on
508
00:19:10,850 --> 00:19:12,350
Then it's agreed.
509
00:19:12,352 --> 00:19:14,585
Applicants can't have
stubby fingertips
510
00:19:14,587 --> 00:19:17,020
or nails shorter
than 1/4 of an inch.
511
00:19:17,022 --> 00:19:18,589
Oh, definitely.
Oh, you're so right.
512
00:19:18,591 --> 00:19:22,326
Weight requirement.
513
00:19:23,595 --> 00:19:26,096
I move that we review
maximum allowable weights
514
00:19:26,098 --> 00:19:27,598
on a case-by-case basis.
515
00:19:27,600 --> 00:19:29,400
That's a great idea, Sandy.
516
00:19:29,402 --> 00:19:30,501
Yeah, absolutely.
Yeah.
517
00:19:30,503 --> 00:19:32,035
Let's move on to eyelashes.
518
00:19:32,037 --> 00:19:33,371
Um, Quinn,
519
00:19:33,373 --> 00:19:36,039
as president
of the fashion club,
520
00:19:36,041 --> 00:19:38,542
I believe it is my job
to decide on the topic
521
00:19:38,544 --> 00:19:40,077
for membership guidelines,
522
00:19:40,079 --> 00:19:43,247
unless there was a change
of protocol in my absence
523
00:19:43,249 --> 00:19:46,217
that allows the vice president
to switch topics at whim.
524
00:19:46,219 --> 00:19:49,220
But, Sandy,
how would I know that?
525
00:19:49,222 --> 00:19:51,555
I resigned after you resigned
because you were,
526
00:19:51,557 --> 00:19:52,956
well, you know, not yourself,
527
00:19:52,958 --> 00:19:55,226
not that I wanted
either of us to resign.
528
00:19:55,228 --> 00:19:58,229
Remember?
529
00:19:58,231 --> 00:19:59,430
Right.
530
00:19:59,432 --> 00:20:00,531
Moving on.
531
00:20:00,533 --> 00:20:02,666
I say no one with
a low eyelash count
532
00:20:02,668 --> 00:20:04,468
is to be admitted,
no exceptions.
533
00:20:04,470 --> 00:20:07,037
But, Sandy, with all the
thickening mascaras available,
534
00:20:07,039 --> 00:20:09,239
you can always make it look
like you have more eyelashes
535
00:20:09,241 --> 00:20:10,641
than you really do.
536
00:20:10,643 --> 00:20:12,810
So is the actual number of
lashes really that important?
537
00:20:12,812 --> 00:20:14,779
Quinn,
are you proposing artifice?
538
00:20:14,781 --> 00:20:16,112
I agree with Quinn.
539
00:20:16,114 --> 00:20:18,248
Me too.
540
00:20:18,250 --> 00:20:19,383
Fine.
541
00:20:19,385 --> 00:20:20,985
But any eyelash-deficient
applicants
542
00:20:20,987 --> 00:20:23,287
must agree to wear mascara
at all times.
543
00:20:27,059 --> 00:20:29,660
Finally, a place
that still respects
544
00:20:29,662 --> 00:20:31,062
good old freedom of choice.
545
00:20:31,064 --> 00:20:34,131
Behold the beef and cake
triple Patty burger,
546
00:20:34,133 --> 00:20:37,668
served medium rare,
just like jakey ordered.
547
00:20:37,670 --> 00:20:38,969
Beef and cake?
548
00:20:38,971 --> 00:20:42,173
I guess their refrigeration
problems must be over.
549
00:20:42,175 --> 00:20:45,909
Damn gastroenterological
disorders!
550
00:20:48,147 --> 00:20:51,047
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551
00:20:51,049 --> 00:20:53,984
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552
00:21:03,096 --> 00:21:04,662
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553
00:21:07,633 --> 00:21:09,333
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