1 00:00:01,869 --> 00:00:03,268 - ♪ LA-LA, LA, LA-LA ♪ 2 00:00:03,270 --> 00:00:05,370 ♪ THIS IS MY STOP ♪ 3 00:00:05,372 --> 00:00:08,139 ♪ GOT TO GET OFF ♪ 4 00:00:08,141 --> 00:00:10,242 ♪ I MAY GO POP ♪ 5 00:00:10,244 --> 00:00:12,410 EXCUSE ME. 6 00:00:12,412 --> 00:00:13,411 EXCUSE ME. 7 00:00:13,413 --> 00:00:14,679 [whistle blows] 8 00:00:14,681 --> 00:00:17,949 ♪ I'VE GOT TO BE DIRECT ♪ 9 00:00:17,951 --> 00:00:19,150 ♪ LA, LA, LA ♪ 10 00:00:19,152 --> 00:00:22,621 ♪ IF I'M WRONG, PLEASE CORRECT ♪ 11 00:00:22,623 --> 00:00:24,022 ♪ LA, LA, LA ♪ 12 00:00:24,024 --> 00:00:27,159 ♪ YOU'RE STANDING ON MY NECK ♪ 13 00:00:27,161 --> 00:00:28,761 ♪ LA, LA, LA ♪ 14 00:00:28,763 --> 00:00:32,030 ♪ YOU'RE STANDING ON MY NECK ♪ 15 00:00:32,032 --> 00:00:33,665 ♪ LA, LA, LA ♪ 16 00:00:33,667 --> 00:00:38,470 ♪ YOU'RE STANDING ON MY NECK ♪ 17 00:00:38,472 --> 00:00:40,738 ♪ LA-LA, LA, LA-LA ♪ 18 00:00:40,740 --> 00:00:44,609 ♪ LA-LA, LA, LA-LA ♪ 19 00:00:46,880 --> 00:00:49,614 [upbeat rock music] 20 00:00:49,616 --> 00:00:51,216 - GIRLS, I JUST WANT YOU TO KNOW, 21 00:00:51,218 --> 00:00:52,484 YOUR MOTHER AND I REALIZE 22 00:00:52,486 --> 00:00:54,620 IT'S NOT EASY MOVING TO A WHOLE NEW TOWN, 23 00:00:54,622 --> 00:00:56,622 ESPECIALLY FOR YOU, DARIA, RIGHT? 24 00:00:56,624 --> 00:00:57,623 - DID WE MOVE? 25 00:00:57,625 --> 00:00:59,158 - [laughs] 26 00:00:59,160 --> 00:01:01,526 I'M JUST SAYING, YOU DON'T MAKE FRIENDS AS EASILY AS-- 27 00:01:01,528 --> 00:01:02,527 [radio volume increases] 28 00:01:02,529 --> 00:01:03,962 UH, SOME PEOPLE. 29 00:01:03,964 --> 00:01:05,531 - QUINN, FOR INSTANCE? 30 00:01:05,533 --> 00:01:07,433 - THAT'S NOT WHAT I MEANT... 31 00:01:07,435 --> 00:01:08,834 NECESSARILY. 32 00:01:08,836 --> 00:01:11,503 [radio clicks off] 33 00:01:11,505 --> 00:01:14,372 THE POINT IS, THE FIRST DAY AT A NEW SCHOOL 34 00:01:14,374 --> 00:01:15,540 IS BOUND TO BE DIFFICULT FOR-- 35 00:01:15,542 --> 00:01:17,075 - SPEAK UP, DAD! 36 00:01:17,077 --> 00:01:18,510 CAN'T HEAR YOU! 37 00:01:18,512 --> 00:01:19,778 - OH, WHERE WAS I? 38 00:01:19,780 --> 00:01:21,480 OH, YEAH. 39 00:01:21,482 --> 00:01:24,182 DON'T GET UPSET IF IT TAKES THE OTHER KIDS A LITTLE WHILE 40 00:01:24,184 --> 00:01:27,218 TO WARM UP TO YOU. 41 00:01:27,220 --> 00:01:28,219 - HI. 42 00:01:28,221 --> 00:01:29,454 YOU'RE COOL. 43 00:01:29,456 --> 00:01:30,455 WHAT'S YOUR NAME? 44 00:01:30,457 --> 00:01:31,723 - QUINN MORGENDORFFER. 45 00:01:31,725 --> 00:01:33,124 - COOL NAME. 46 00:01:33,126 --> 00:01:34,659 - WILL YOU GO OUT WITH ME? 47 00:01:34,661 --> 00:01:36,027 - I'LL TRY TO HELP HER 48 00:01:36,029 --> 00:01:38,363 THROUGH THIS DIFFICULT PERIOD OF ADJUSTMENT. 49 00:01:38,365 --> 00:01:40,098 - THAT'S MY GIRL. 50 00:01:40,100 --> 00:01:41,132 WAIT A MINUTE. 51 00:01:41,134 --> 00:01:45,670 - SEE YA, DAD. 52 00:01:45,672 --> 00:01:48,806 - AS YOU CAN SEE, OUR LAWNDALE HIGH STUDENTS 53 00:01:48,808 --> 00:01:51,476 TAKE GREAT PRIDE IN THEIR SCHOOL. 54 00:01:51,478 --> 00:01:54,612 THAT'S WHY YOU'LL EACH BE TAKING A SMALL PSYCHOLOGICAL EXAM 55 00:01:54,614 --> 00:01:57,282 TO SPOT ANY LITTLE CLOUDS ON THE HORIZON 56 00:01:57,284 --> 00:02:00,952 AS YOU SAIL THE STUDENT SEAS OF LAWNDALE HIGH. 57 00:02:00,954 --> 00:02:01,986 - S.O.S. 58 00:02:01,988 --> 00:02:04,323 GIRL OVERBOARD. 59 00:02:04,325 --> 00:02:06,692 - NOBODY TOLD ME ABOUT ANY TESTS. 60 00:02:06,694 --> 00:02:07,826 - DON'T WORRY. 61 00:02:07,828 --> 00:02:09,394 IT'S A PSYCHOLOGICAL TEST. 62 00:02:09,396 --> 00:02:11,430 YOU'RE AUTOMATICALLY EXEMPT. 63 00:02:11,432 --> 00:02:12,897 - OH. 64 00:02:12,899 --> 00:02:14,166 ALL RIGHT. 65 00:02:14,168 --> 00:02:15,567 [bell rings] 66 00:02:15,569 --> 00:02:18,870 - NOW, QUINN, WHAT DO YOU SEE HERE? 67 00:02:18,872 --> 00:02:21,306 - IT'S A PICTURE OF TWO PEOPLE TALKING. 68 00:02:21,308 --> 00:02:22,607 - THAT'S RIGHT. 69 00:02:22,609 --> 00:02:24,342 CAN YOU MAKE UP A LITTLE STORY 70 00:02:24,344 --> 00:02:26,110 ABOUT WHAT IT IS THEY'RE DISCUSSING? 71 00:02:26,112 --> 00:02:28,913 - I'M NOT EVEN SUPPOSED TO BE TAKING THIS TEST. 72 00:02:28,915 --> 00:02:30,048 I'M EXEMPT. 73 00:02:30,050 --> 00:02:31,983 - YOU WON'T BE GRADED. 74 00:02:31,985 --> 00:02:33,385 - OH, OKAY THEN. 75 00:02:33,387 --> 00:02:35,653 LET'S SEE... 76 00:02:35,655 --> 00:02:37,088 THEY HAVE BEEN GOING OUT FOR A WHILE, 77 00:02:37,090 --> 00:02:38,723 AND HE'S UPSET BECAUSE OTHER PEOPLE 78 00:02:38,725 --> 00:02:39,857 KEEP ASKING HER OUT, 79 00:02:39,859 --> 00:02:41,859 AND SHE'S SAYING SHE CAN'T HELP IT 80 00:02:41,861 --> 00:02:44,529 IF SHE'S ATTRACTIVE AND POPULAR, AND BESIDES, 81 00:02:44,531 --> 00:02:47,132 NOBODY EVER SAID THEY WERE GOING STEADY. 82 00:02:47,134 --> 00:02:48,433 AND IF HE DOES WANT TO GO STEADY, 83 00:02:48,435 --> 00:02:50,402 HE'S GOT TO DO A LOT BETTER THAN 84 00:02:50,404 --> 00:02:53,104 MOVIE, BURGER, BACKSEAT, MOVIE, BURGER, BACKSEAT, 85 00:02:53,106 --> 00:02:56,308 BECAUSE THERE ARE PLENTY OF GUYS WITH BIGGER BACKSEATS 86 00:02:56,310 --> 00:02:58,309 WAITING TO TAKE HER SOMEPLACE NICE. 87 00:02:58,311 --> 00:03:00,779 - VERY GOOD, QUINN. 88 00:03:00,781 --> 00:03:04,449 NOW, DORA, LET'S SEE IF YOU CAN MAKE UP A STORY 89 00:03:04,451 --> 00:03:06,617 AS VIVID AS YOUR SISTER'S. 90 00:03:06,619 --> 00:03:08,186 - IT'S "DARIA." 91 00:03:08,188 --> 00:03:09,253 - I'M SORRY. 92 00:03:09,255 --> 00:03:10,689 DARIA. 93 00:03:10,691 --> 00:03:15,360 WHAT DO YOU SEE IN THE PICTURE, DARA? 94 00:03:15,362 --> 00:03:18,162 - UM, A HERD OF BEAUTIFUL, 95 00:03:18,164 --> 00:03:21,366 WILD PONIES RUNNING FREE ACROSS THE PLAINS. 96 00:03:21,368 --> 00:03:23,235 - UH, THERE AREN'T ANY PONIES. 97 00:03:23,237 --> 00:03:25,370 IT'S TWO PEOPLE. 98 00:03:25,372 --> 00:03:26,838 - LAST TIME I TOOK ONE OF THESE TESTS, 99 00:03:26,840 --> 00:03:28,740 THEY TOLD ME THEY WERE CLOUDS. 100 00:03:28,742 --> 00:03:31,076 THEY SAID THEY COULD BE WHATEVER I WANTED. 101 00:03:31,078 --> 00:03:33,478 - THAT'S A DIFFERENT TEST, DEAR. 102 00:03:33,480 --> 00:03:36,048 IN THIS TEST, THEY'RE PEOPLE, 103 00:03:36,050 --> 00:03:39,651 AND YOU TELL ME WHAT THEY'RE DISCUSSING. 104 00:03:39,653 --> 00:03:42,187 - OH, I SEE. 105 00:03:42,189 --> 00:03:43,588 ALL RIGHT, THEN. 106 00:03:43,590 --> 00:03:45,390 IT'S A GUY AND GIRL, 107 00:03:45,392 --> 00:03:46,557 AND THEY'RE DISCUSSING 108 00:03:46,559 --> 00:03:48,793 A HERD OF BEAUTIFUL, WILD PONIES 109 00:03:48,795 --> 00:03:53,165 RUNNING FREE ACROSS THE PLAINS. 110 00:03:53,167 --> 00:03:54,166 - ♪ LA-LA, LA, LA-LA ♪ 111 00:03:54,168 --> 00:03:55,166 [bell rings] 112 00:03:55,168 --> 00:03:57,869 - CLASS, WE HAVE A NEW STUDENT 113 00:03:57,871 --> 00:03:59,438 JOINING US TODAY. 114 00:03:59,440 --> 00:04:01,940 PLEASE WELCOME DARIA MORGENDORFFER. 115 00:04:01,942 --> 00:04:04,509 DARIA, RAISE YOUR HAND, PLEASE. 116 00:04:04,511 --> 00:04:07,278 WELL, DARIA, AS LONG AS YOU HAVE YOUR HAND RAISED... 117 00:04:07,280 --> 00:04:09,380 [chuckles] 118 00:04:09,382 --> 00:04:12,751 LAST WEEK WE BEGAN A UNIT ON WESTWARD EXPANSION. 119 00:04:12,753 --> 00:04:15,087 PERHAPS YOU FEEL IT'S UNFAIR 120 00:04:15,089 --> 00:04:19,191 TO BE ASKED A QUESTION ON YOUR FIRST DAY OF CLASS. 121 00:04:19,193 --> 00:04:21,059 - EXCUSE ME? 122 00:04:21,061 --> 00:04:23,795 - DARIA, CAN YOU CONCISELY 123 00:04:23,797 --> 00:04:25,030 AND UNEMOTIONALLY SUM UP FOR US 124 00:04:25,032 --> 00:04:27,098 THE DOCTRINE OF MANIFEST DESTINY? 125 00:04:27,100 --> 00:04:30,735 - MANIFEST DESTINY WAS A SLOGAN POPULAR IN THE 1840s. 126 00:04:30,737 --> 00:04:33,371 IT WAS USED BY PEOPLE WHO CLAIMED IT WAS GOD'S WILL 127 00:04:33,373 --> 00:04:36,674 FOR THE U.S. TO EXPAND ALL THE WAY TO THE PACIFIC OCEAN. 128 00:04:36,676 --> 00:04:39,644 THESE PEOPLE DID NOT INCLUDE MANY MEXICANS. 129 00:04:39,646 --> 00:04:40,878 - VERY GOOD, DARIA. 130 00:04:40,880 --> 00:04:44,816 ALMOST SUSPICIOUSLY GOOD. 131 00:04:44,818 --> 00:04:47,185 ALL RIGHT, CLASS, WHO CAN TELL ME WHICH WAR 132 00:04:47,187 --> 00:04:49,253 MANIFEST DESTINY WAS USED TO JUSTIFY? 133 00:04:49,255 --> 00:04:50,288 KEVIN! 134 00:04:50,290 --> 00:04:51,622 HOW ABOUT YOU? 135 00:04:51,624 --> 00:04:52,690 - VIETNAM WAR? 136 00:04:52,692 --> 00:04:55,193 - THAT CAME A LITTLE LATER, KEVIN. 137 00:04:55,195 --> 00:04:57,195 A HUNDRED YEARS LATER. 138 00:04:57,197 --> 00:04:59,397 A LOT OF GOOD MEN DIED IN THAT CONFLICT, KEVIN. 139 00:04:59,399 --> 00:05:02,634 I BELIEVE WE OWE IT TO THEM TO AT LEAST GET THE CENTURY RIGHT. 140 00:05:02,636 --> 00:05:04,636 - UH... 141 00:05:04,638 --> 00:05:06,004 OPERATION WATERGATE? 142 00:05:06,006 --> 00:05:09,140 - SON, PROMISE ME YOU'LL COME BACK AND SEE ME SOMEDAY 143 00:05:09,142 --> 00:05:10,608 WHEN YOU'VE GOT THE HEISMAN TROPHY 144 00:05:10,610 --> 00:05:12,277 AND A CHAIN OF AUTO DEALERSHIPS, 145 00:05:12,279 --> 00:05:15,546 AND I'M SAVING UP FOR A SECOND PAIR OF PANTS. 146 00:05:15,548 --> 00:05:16,781 WILL YOU PROMISE ME THAT, KEVIN? 147 00:05:16,783 --> 00:05:17,782 - SURE. 148 00:05:17,784 --> 00:05:19,017 - CAN I COME TOO? 149 00:05:19,019 --> 00:05:21,386 I MEAN, IF KEVIN AND I ARE STILL TOGETHER. 150 00:05:21,388 --> 00:05:22,787 - WE WILL BE, BABE. 151 00:05:22,789 --> 00:05:25,523 - AH, BRITTANY. 152 00:05:25,525 --> 00:05:27,058 CAN YOU GUESS WHICH WAR 153 00:05:27,060 --> 00:05:30,429 WE FOUGHT AGAINST THE MEXICANS OVER MANIFEST DESTINY? 154 00:05:30,431 --> 00:05:31,763 - NNNNOPE. 155 00:05:31,765 --> 00:05:34,031 - PLEASE TRY, BRITTANY. 156 00:05:34,033 --> 00:05:38,103 - UH, THE VIETCONG WAR? 157 00:05:38,105 --> 00:05:40,605 - EITHER SOMEONE GIVES ME THE ANSWER, 158 00:05:40,607 --> 00:05:44,042 OR I GIVE YOU ALL DOUBLE HOMEWORK AND A QUIZ TOMORROW. 159 00:05:44,044 --> 00:05:47,245 I WANT A VOLUNTEER WITH THE ANSWER. 160 00:05:47,247 --> 00:05:48,579 NOW! 161 00:05:48,581 --> 00:05:49,881 - [sighs] 162 00:05:49,883 --> 00:05:53,051 - DARIA, STOP SHOWING OFF! 163 00:05:56,289 --> 00:05:58,423 - SO THEN THEY ASKED ME TO JOIN THE PEP SQUAD. 164 00:05:58,425 --> 00:06:00,258 THEY SAID I DIDN'T HAVE TO TRY OUT OR ANYTHING, 165 00:06:00,260 --> 00:06:01,759 BUT I SAID, "LOOK, I'M NEW HERE. 166 00:06:01,761 --> 00:06:04,295 GIVE ME A CHANCE TO GET USED TO THE PLACE FIRST." 167 00:06:04,297 --> 00:06:05,463 SO FOR NOW, I'M VICE PRESIDENT 168 00:06:05,465 --> 00:06:06,898 OF THE FASHION CLUB, AND THAT'S IT. 169 00:06:06,900 --> 00:06:08,967 - SOUNDS LIKE A WELL-THOUGHT-OUT DECISION, HONEY. 170 00:06:08,969 --> 00:06:11,669 - AS LONG AS YOU CAN JOIN PEP SQUAD LATER, IF YOU WANT TO. 171 00:06:11,671 --> 00:06:13,004 IT'S YOUR CHOICE. 172 00:06:13,006 --> 00:06:15,073 NEVER KNOW HOW MUCH WE CAN HANDLE TILL WE TRY, THOUGH. 173 00:06:15,075 --> 00:06:16,775 - WHAT ABOUT YOU, DARIA? 174 00:06:16,777 --> 00:06:18,543 HOW WAS YOUR FIRST DAY? 175 00:06:18,545 --> 00:06:20,812 - WELL, MY HISTORY TEACHER HATES ME 176 00:06:20,814 --> 00:06:22,547 BECAUSE I KNOW ALL THE ANSWERS, 177 00:06:22,549 --> 00:06:25,349 BUT THERE ARE SOME INTERESTING IDIOTS IN MY CLASS. 178 00:06:25,351 --> 00:06:26,518 - THAT'S GREAT. - JAKE. 179 00:06:26,520 --> 00:06:27,785 - I MEAN-- 180 00:06:27,787 --> 00:06:29,554 - DARIA, YOUR FATHER'S TRYING TO TELL YOU 181 00:06:29,556 --> 00:06:32,056 NOT TO JUDGE PEOPLE UNTIL YOU KNOW THEM. 182 00:06:32,058 --> 00:06:34,526 YOU'RE IN A BRAND-NEW SCHOOL IN A BRAND-NEW TOWN. 183 00:06:34,528 --> 00:06:36,928 YOU DON'T WANT IT TO BE HIGHLAND ALL OVER AGAIN. 184 00:06:36,930 --> 00:06:39,263 - NOT MUCH CHANCE OF THAT HAPPENING, 185 00:06:39,265 --> 00:06:41,966 UNLESS THERE'S URANIUM IN THE DRINKING WATER HERE TOO. 186 00:06:41,968 --> 00:06:44,803 - I'M TALKING ABOUT YOU MAKING A FRIEND OR TWO. 187 00:06:44,805 --> 00:06:46,204 DON'T BE SO CRITICAL. 188 00:06:46,206 --> 00:06:48,606 GIVE PEOPLE THE BENEFIT OF THE DOUBT. 189 00:06:48,608 --> 00:06:50,575 - IT ALL BOILS DOWN TO TRUST. 190 00:06:50,577 --> 00:06:52,177 - EXACTLY. 191 00:06:52,179 --> 00:06:54,612 IT ALL BOILS DOWN TO TRUST. 192 00:06:54,614 --> 00:06:56,447 SHOW A LITTLE TRUST. 193 00:06:56,449 --> 00:06:57,949 - MOM, DAD, 194 00:06:57,951 --> 00:06:59,184 YOU'RE RIGHT. 195 00:06:59,186 --> 00:07:00,619 CAN I BORROW EITHER CAR? 196 00:07:00,621 --> 00:07:01,620 both: NO. 197 00:07:01,622 --> 00:07:03,355 [phone rings] 198 00:07:03,357 --> 00:07:06,090 - GOD, I HOPE THAT'S NOT THE BOOSTER SOCIETY AGAIN. 199 00:07:06,092 --> 00:07:07,191 - HELLO? 200 00:07:07,193 --> 00:07:08,527 YES? 201 00:07:08,529 --> 00:07:11,663 UH, YES, SHE'S MY DAUGHTER. 202 00:07:11,665 --> 00:07:12,798 I SEE. 203 00:07:12,800 --> 00:07:14,165 LISTEN, IS THIS GOING TO REQUIRE 204 00:07:14,167 --> 00:07:16,367 ANY PARENT-TEACHER CONFERENCES OR ANYTHING, AND IF SO, 205 00:07:16,369 --> 00:07:18,637 IS THIS THE SORT OF THING MY ASSISTANT CAN HANDLE? 206 00:07:18,639 --> 00:07:19,905 OKAY, GREAT. 207 00:07:19,907 --> 00:07:22,173 BYE. 208 00:07:22,175 --> 00:07:24,542 YOU GIRLS TOOK A PSYCHOLOGICAL TEST AT SCHOOL TODAY? 209 00:07:24,544 --> 00:07:27,178 - THEY SAID WE WOULDN'T BE GRADED! 210 00:07:27,180 --> 00:07:30,148 - DARIA, THEY WANT YOU TO TAKE A SPECIAL CLASS FOR A FEW WEEKS. 211 00:07:30,150 --> 00:07:31,483 THEN THEY'LL TEST YOU AGAIN. 212 00:07:31,485 --> 00:07:34,052 - YOU FLUNKED THE TEST? 213 00:07:34,054 --> 00:07:36,420 - SHE DIDN'T FLUNK ANYTHING. 214 00:07:36,422 --> 00:07:38,456 IT SEEMS SHE HAS LOW SELF-ESTEEM. 215 00:07:38,458 --> 00:07:40,859 - WHAT? THAT REALLY STINKS, DARIA! 216 00:07:40,861 --> 00:07:42,961 - EASY, JAKE. FOCUS. 217 00:07:42,963 --> 00:07:46,865 WE TELL YOU OVER AND OVER AGAIN THAT YOU'RE WONDERFUL, 218 00:07:46,867 --> 00:07:49,167 AND YOU JUST DON'T GET IT. 219 00:07:49,169 --> 00:07:51,236 WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU? 220 00:07:51,238 --> 00:07:53,305 - IS SHE GONNA HAVE, LIKE, A BREAKDOWN OR SOMETHING? 221 00:07:53,307 --> 00:07:56,441 'CAUSE THAT COULD REALLY MESS ME UP WITH MY NEW FRIENDS. 222 00:07:56,443 --> 00:07:57,475 - DON'T WORRY. 223 00:07:57,477 --> 00:07:59,110 I DON'T HAVE LOW SELF-ESTEEM. 224 00:07:59,112 --> 00:08:00,545 IT'S A MISTAKE. 225 00:08:00,547 --> 00:08:01,746 - I'LL SAY. 226 00:08:01,748 --> 00:08:04,449 - I HAVE LOW ESTEEM FOR EVERYONE ELSE. 227 00:08:04,451 --> 00:08:07,051 - ♪ LA-LA, LA, LA-LA ♪ 228 00:08:15,828 --> 00:08:17,795 - ESTEEM, A TEEN, 229 00:08:17,797 --> 00:08:19,330 THEY DON'T REALLY RHYME, DO THEY? 230 00:08:19,332 --> 00:08:22,199 THE SOUNDS DON'T QUITE MESH, AND THAT, IN FACT, 231 00:08:22,201 --> 00:08:25,637 IS OFTEN THE CASE WHEN IT COMES TO A TEEN AND ESTEEM. 232 00:08:25,639 --> 00:08:29,007 THE TWO JUST DON'T SEEM TO GO TOGETHER. 233 00:08:29,009 --> 00:08:32,944 BUT WE ARE HERE TO BEGIN REALIZING YOUR ACTUALITY. 234 00:08:32,946 --> 00:08:35,313 AND WHEN WE DO, EACH AND EVERY ONE OF YOU 235 00:08:35,315 --> 00:08:38,883 WILL BE ABLE TO STAND PROUDLY AND PROCLAIM, "I AM." 236 00:08:38,885 --> 00:08:40,218 NOW, BEFORE WE-- 237 00:08:40,220 --> 00:08:42,453 - EXCUSE ME. I HAVE A QUESTION. 238 00:08:42,455 --> 00:08:44,755 - I'M SORRY, QUESTION-AND-ANSWER TIME IS LATER. 239 00:08:44,757 --> 00:08:48,159 - I WANT TO KNOW WHAT "REALIZING YOUR ACTUALITY" MEANS. 240 00:08:48,161 --> 00:08:50,127 - IT MEANS-- 241 00:08:50,129 --> 00:08:52,230 LOOK, JUST LET ME GET THROUGH THIS PART, OKAY? 242 00:08:52,232 --> 00:08:53,964 THEN THERE'LL BE A VIDEO. 243 00:08:53,966 --> 00:08:56,333 NOW, BEFORE WE CAN UNLOCK YOUR-- 244 00:08:56,335 --> 00:08:57,902 - HE DOESN'T KNOW WHAT IT MEANS. 245 00:08:57,904 --> 00:09:00,705 HE'S GOT THE SPEECH MEMORIZED. 246 00:09:00,707 --> 00:09:04,042 JUST ENJOY THE NICE MAN'S SOOTHING VOICE. 247 00:09:04,044 --> 00:09:05,309 - HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO FOLLOW HIM 248 00:09:05,311 --> 00:09:07,378 IF I DON'T KNOW WHAT HE'S TALKING ABOUT? 249 00:09:07,380 --> 00:09:08,980 - I CAN FILL YOU IN LATER. 250 00:09:08,982 --> 00:09:12,616 I'VE TAKEN THIS COURSE SIX TIMES. 251 00:09:12,618 --> 00:09:15,653 SO THEN AFTER THE ROLE-PLAYING, THE NEXT CLASS, 252 00:09:15,655 --> 00:09:17,989 THEY PUT THE GIRLS AND THE GUYS IN SEPARATE ROOMS, 253 00:09:17,991 --> 00:09:21,025 AND A FEMALE COUNSELOR TALKS TO US ABOUT BODY IMAGE. 254 00:09:21,027 --> 00:09:23,127 - WHAT DO THEY TALK TO THE BOYS ABOUT? 255 00:09:23,129 --> 00:09:26,965 - A CLASSROOM FULL OF GUYS AND A MALE TEACHER? 256 00:09:26,967 --> 00:09:30,068 both: NOCTURNAL EMISSIONS. 257 00:09:30,070 --> 00:09:31,436 - I DON'T GET IT, JANE. 258 00:09:31,438 --> 00:09:33,804 YOU'VE GOT THE ENTIRE COURSE MEMORIZED. 259 00:09:33,806 --> 00:09:36,240 HOW COME YOU CAN'T PASS THE TEST TO GET OUT? 260 00:09:36,242 --> 00:09:38,109 - I COULD PASS THE TEST, 261 00:09:38,111 --> 00:09:40,078 BUT I LIKE HAVING LOW SELF-ESTEEM. 262 00:09:40,080 --> 00:09:42,480 MAKES ME FEEL SPECIAL. 263 00:09:48,221 --> 00:09:49,454 - HI, HONEY. 264 00:09:49,456 --> 00:09:50,488 - MOM? 265 00:09:50,490 --> 00:09:52,023 YOU FEELING ALL RIGHT? 266 00:09:52,025 --> 00:09:53,691 IT'S NOT EVEN 5:00 YET. 267 00:09:53,693 --> 00:09:55,593 - I'M TAKING THE REST OF THE DAY OFF 268 00:09:55,595 --> 00:09:58,530 TO WORK WITH YOU ON YOUR SELF-ESTEEM. 269 00:09:58,532 --> 00:10:00,698 - MOM, I'M IN THE CARE OF EXPERTS. 270 00:10:00,700 --> 00:10:03,835 ANY MEDDLING BY AN AMATEUR COULD BE DANGEROUS. 271 00:10:03,837 --> 00:10:06,304 - I DON'T PRETEND I'M GOING TO CURE YOU, DARIA, 272 00:10:06,306 --> 00:10:09,406 BUT IF A LACK OF MOTHER-DAUGHTER BONDING IS PART OF YOUR PROBLEM, 273 00:10:09,408 --> 00:10:12,276 WE'RE GOING TO REMEDY THAT RIGHT NOW. 274 00:10:12,278 --> 00:10:17,615 WE'RE GOING OUT TO DO SOMETHING YOU WANT TO DO. 275 00:10:17,617 --> 00:10:19,551 WHAT DO YOU THINK OF THIS ONE? 276 00:10:19,553 --> 00:10:22,920 - IT STANDS PROUDLY AND PROCLAIMS, "I AM." 277 00:10:22,922 --> 00:10:25,457 - REALLY? 278 00:10:25,459 --> 00:10:28,359 - SO, LIKE, WHAT DO YOU LIKE TO DO AFTER SCHOOL? 279 00:10:28,361 --> 00:10:30,394 - OH, NOTHING SPECIAL. 280 00:10:30,396 --> 00:10:33,365 GO TO THE MOVIES OR, LIKE, A THEME PARK 281 00:10:33,367 --> 00:10:36,267 OR OUT FOR A REALLY FANCY MEAL NOW AND THEN 282 00:10:36,269 --> 00:10:38,336 OR MAYBE GO TO A CONCERT IF, LIKE, I KNOW SOMEBODY 283 00:10:38,338 --> 00:10:40,405 WHO'S GOT GOOD SEATS AND IS RENTING A LIMO AND STUFF. 284 00:10:40,407 --> 00:10:42,907 - YOU HEAR THAT? HE HASN'T GOT A PRAYER. 285 00:10:42,909 --> 00:10:44,776 - TELL ME ABOUT IT. 286 00:10:44,778 --> 00:10:45,810 THAT'S MY SISTER. 287 00:10:45,812 --> 00:10:47,879 - OH. BUMMER. 288 00:10:47,881 --> 00:10:50,348 - SO YOU GOT ANY BROTHERS OR SISTERS? 289 00:10:50,350 --> 00:10:51,649 - I'M AN ONLY CHILD. 290 00:10:51,651 --> 00:10:53,484 [bell rings] 291 00:10:53,486 --> 00:10:55,219 - SO WHAT ARE WE TALKING ABOUT 292 00:10:55,221 --> 00:10:59,356 WHEN WE TALK ABOUT OURSELVES? 293 00:10:59,358 --> 00:11:01,926 ANYONE? 294 00:11:01,928 --> 00:11:03,461 YES. 295 00:11:03,463 --> 00:11:04,996 - WE'RE... 296 00:11:04,998 --> 00:11:06,063 TALKING ABOUT US! 297 00:11:06,065 --> 00:11:07,465 - EXCELLENT. 298 00:11:07,467 --> 00:11:10,334 WHEN WE TALK ABOUT OURSELVES, 299 00:11:10,336 --> 00:11:12,570 WE'RE TALKING ABOUT US. 300 00:11:12,572 --> 00:11:16,540 NOW, GUYS, I'VE GOT A LITTLE CHALLENGE FOR YOU. 301 00:11:16,542 --> 00:11:20,211 TODAY WE TALKED ABOUT TURNING YOUR DAYDREAMS INTO REALITY. 302 00:11:20,213 --> 00:11:24,449 TONIGHT I WANT EACH ONE OF YOU TO GO HOME AND DO JUST THAT. 303 00:11:24,451 --> 00:11:26,551 WHAT DO YOU SAY? 304 00:11:26,553 --> 00:11:28,385 UM... 305 00:11:28,387 --> 00:11:29,921 YOU. 306 00:11:29,923 --> 00:11:32,156 WHAT'S A DAYDREAM THAT YOU'D LIKE TO SEE COME TRUE? 307 00:11:32,158 --> 00:11:33,624 - WELL, 308 00:11:33,626 --> 00:11:36,928 I GUESS I'D LIKE MY WHOLE FAMILY TO DO SOMETHING TOGETHER. 309 00:11:36,930 --> 00:11:38,629 - EXCELLENT. 310 00:11:38,631 --> 00:11:41,499 - SOMETHING THAT'LL REALLY MAKE THEM SUFFER. 311 00:11:41,501 --> 00:11:43,568 - UM, WELL, UH, 312 00:11:43,570 --> 00:11:45,636 IT'S HEALTHY TO AIR THESE FEELINGS...I THINK. 313 00:11:45,638 --> 00:11:46,804 [bell rings] 314 00:11:46,806 --> 00:11:48,606 WE'LL TALK MORE ABOUT THIS TOMORROW. 315 00:11:48,608 --> 00:11:51,109 CLASS DISMISSED. 316 00:11:51,111 --> 00:11:52,210 - NICE ONE. 317 00:11:52,212 --> 00:11:54,545 - THANKS. 318 00:11:59,386 --> 00:12:01,252 - HOW'S THE OLD SELF-ESTEEM COMING, KIDDO? 319 00:12:01,254 --> 00:12:03,120 - MY SELF-ESTEEM TEACHER SAYS 320 00:12:03,122 --> 00:12:05,723 THAT BEING ADDRESSED ALL MY LIFE WITH CHILDISH EPITHETS 321 00:12:05,725 --> 00:12:09,193 LIKE "KIDDO" IS PROBABLY A KEY SOURCE OF MY PROBLEM. 322 00:12:09,195 --> 00:12:10,962 - REALLY? - NO. 323 00:12:10,964 --> 00:12:12,129 - [laughs] 324 00:12:12,131 --> 00:12:13,531 ISN'T SHE GREAT? 325 00:12:13,533 --> 00:12:15,033 SHE'S THE GREATEST. 326 00:12:15,035 --> 00:12:16,334 - SHE SURE IS. 327 00:12:16,336 --> 00:12:18,769 BUT WHAT DOES YOUR SELF-ESTEEM TEACHER SAY? 328 00:12:18,771 --> 00:12:20,071 - HE SAYS I SHOULD THINK BACK 329 00:12:20,073 --> 00:12:23,207 TO CIRCUMSTANCES THAT BROUGHT ME HAPPINESS AS A CHILD 330 00:12:23,209 --> 00:12:24,375 AND REPLICATE THEM. 331 00:12:24,377 --> 00:12:26,977 BUT I SUPPOSE QUINN'S HERE TO STAY. 332 00:12:26,979 --> 00:12:28,779 - WHAT'S THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN? 333 00:12:28,781 --> 00:12:30,047 - YOU OUGHT TO KNOW. 334 00:12:30,049 --> 00:12:31,683 YOU'RE THE ONLY CHILD. 335 00:12:31,685 --> 00:12:35,320 - HOW DO YOU LIKE TO HAVE A SISTER WITH A--A THING? 336 00:12:35,322 --> 00:12:37,288 - COME ON, DARIA. FINISH WHAT YOU WERE SAYING. 337 00:12:37,290 --> 00:12:38,489 - WELL, I THOUGHT, 338 00:12:38,491 --> 00:12:40,090 WHY DON'T WE GO TO PIZZA FOREST FOR DINNER 339 00:12:40,092 --> 00:12:41,893 LIKE WE DID WHEN WE WERE KIDS? 340 00:12:41,895 --> 00:12:43,995 - THE PLACE WITH THE SINGERS? 341 00:12:43,997 --> 00:12:47,065 - BOY, DO I MISS THOSE SONGS. 342 00:12:47,067 --> 00:12:48,933 - ♪ MERRILY, MERRILY MERRILY, MERRILY ♪ 343 00:12:48,935 --> 00:12:50,735 ♪ LIFE IS BUT A DREAM ♪ 344 00:12:50,737 --> 00:12:52,203 ♪ ROW, ROW, ROW YOUR BOAT ♪ 345 00:12:52,205 --> 00:12:54,105 ♪ GENTLY DOWN THE STREAM ♪ 346 00:12:54,107 --> 00:12:56,074 ♪ MERRILY, MERRILY MERRILY, MERRILY ♪ 347 00:12:56,076 --> 00:12:58,509 ♪ LIFE IS BUT A DREAM ♪ 348 00:12:58,511 --> 00:12:59,510 - JOIN US. 349 00:12:59,512 --> 00:13:01,279 ♪ ROW, ROW, ROW YOUR BOAT ♪ 350 00:13:01,281 --> 00:13:02,747 - ♪ ROW, ROW, ROW YOUR BOAT ♪ 351 00:13:02,749 --> 00:13:04,815 - ♪ ROW, ROW, ROW YOUR BOAT ♪ 352 00:13:04,817 --> 00:13:06,951 [singing in a round] 353 00:13:06,953 --> 00:13:08,520 - NOW YOU. 354 00:13:08,522 --> 00:13:10,454 COME ON. YOUR TURN. 355 00:13:10,456 --> 00:13:11,923 JUMP IN. 356 00:13:11,925 --> 00:13:14,559 [singing in a round] 357 00:13:14,561 --> 00:13:18,963 COME ON. 358 00:13:18,965 --> 00:13:22,166 - ♪ ROW, ROW, ROW YOUR BOAT ♪ 359 00:13:32,245 --> 00:13:33,244 [somber rock music] 360 00:13:33,246 --> 00:13:41,185 ♪ ♪ 361 00:13:42,822 --> 00:13:45,889 - SHOW'S ON. 362 00:13:45,891 --> 00:13:48,126 - AND NOW BACK TO SICK, SAD WORLD. 363 00:13:48,128 --> 00:13:49,594 - THIS IS JUST ASTOUNDING. 364 00:13:49,596 --> 00:13:53,665 HERE YOU ARE, BLIND, DEAF, AND BARELY ABLE TO WALK, 365 00:13:53,667 --> 00:13:55,633 YET YOU CONDUCTED SIMULTANEOUS AFFAIRS 366 00:13:55,635 --> 00:13:58,770 WITH THREE MEMBERS OF THE ROYAL FAMILY. 367 00:13:58,772 --> 00:14:03,507 THE QUESTION ON ALL OF AMERICA'S MIND IS, HOW DID YOU DO IT? 368 00:14:03,509 --> 00:14:04,508 - WHAT? 369 00:14:04,510 --> 00:14:05,810 - SHE DOESN'T GET IT. 370 00:14:05,812 --> 00:14:06,844 IT'S THE ROYAL FAMILY. 371 00:14:06,846 --> 00:14:08,680 YOU'D HAVE TO BE BLIND. 372 00:14:08,682 --> 00:14:09,848 - GOOD POINT. 373 00:14:09,850 --> 00:14:11,216 - UFO CONVENTIONS, 374 00:14:11,218 --> 00:14:14,085 ONCE SNEERED AT AS THE DOMAIN OF SO-CALLED KOOKS, 375 00:14:14,087 --> 00:14:15,987 HAVE BECOME BIG-- BIG BUSINESS-- 376 00:14:15,989 --> 00:14:18,590 DRAWING HUNDREDS OF THOUSANDS OF PEOPLE EACH YEAR, 377 00:14:18,592 --> 00:14:20,257 PEOPLE AS SANE AND RATIONAL AS YOU AND I 378 00:14:20,259 --> 00:14:23,895 WHO COME SIMPLY TO SATISFY A NORMAL CURIOSITY. 379 00:14:23,897 --> 00:14:25,830 - HI. I'M ARTIE. 380 00:14:25,832 --> 00:14:27,131 - ARTIE, HELLO. 381 00:14:27,133 --> 00:14:29,133 TELL ME WHAT BROUGHT YOU HERE, ARTIE. 382 00:14:29,135 --> 00:14:31,535 - IT WAS A CONE-SHAPED CRAFT ABOUT 15 FEET LONG 383 00:14:31,537 --> 00:14:33,771 WITH AN AIRSPEED OF, OH, I'D ESTIMATE MACH 12. 384 00:14:33,773 --> 00:14:35,472 THEY KIDNAPPED AND STRIPPED ME, 385 00:14:35,474 --> 00:14:38,175 EXAMINED ME BRIEFLY, RETURNED MY CLOTHES, 386 00:14:38,177 --> 00:14:39,476 AND DROPPED ME HERE. 387 00:14:39,478 --> 00:14:40,745 - I SEE. 388 00:14:40,747 --> 00:14:42,312 - THEY PRESSED MY PANTS. 389 00:14:42,314 --> 00:14:43,915 DID A NICE JOB. 390 00:14:43,917 --> 00:14:45,149 - YOU KNOW ALL THE ANSWERS 391 00:14:45,151 --> 00:14:47,418 TO THE QUESTIONS ON THE RELEASE TEST, RIGHT? 392 00:14:47,420 --> 00:14:49,020 - I'VE GOT 'EM IN MY NOTEBOOK. 393 00:14:49,022 --> 00:14:50,821 - WHY DON'T WE JUST TAKE THE TEST TOMORROW 394 00:14:50,823 --> 00:14:53,491 AND GET OUT OF THE CLASS ONCE AND FOR ALL? 395 00:14:53,493 --> 00:14:55,593 - HOW WOULD I SPEND MY AFTERNOONS? 396 00:14:55,595 --> 00:14:57,327 - UFO CONVENTIONS. 397 00:14:57,329 --> 00:15:01,065 - NOW YOU'RE TALKING. 398 00:15:01,067 --> 00:15:02,199 - AND SO FOR TOMORROW, 399 00:15:02,201 --> 00:15:05,436 I WANT YOU TO MAKE A LIST OF TEN WAYS 400 00:15:05,438 --> 00:15:09,607 THE WORLD WOULD BE A SADDER PLACE IF YOU WEREN'T IN IT. 401 00:15:09,609 --> 00:15:11,509 - MR. O'NEILL. MR. O'NEILL. 402 00:15:11,511 --> 00:15:13,043 - YES. UM... 403 00:15:13,045 --> 00:15:14,078 YOU. 404 00:15:14,080 --> 00:15:16,146 - IS THAT IF WE'D NEVER BEEN BORN 405 00:15:16,148 --> 00:15:19,183 OR IF WE DIED SUDDENLY AND UNEXPECTEDLY? 406 00:15:19,185 --> 00:15:20,284 - NEVER BEEN BORN. 407 00:15:20,286 --> 00:15:21,285 [bell rings] 408 00:15:21,287 --> 00:15:23,021 SEE YOU ALL TOMORROW. 409 00:15:26,593 --> 00:15:29,227 HI... 410 00:15:29,229 --> 00:15:30,962 DID YOU NEED CLARIFICATION 411 00:15:30,964 --> 00:15:32,663 ON SOMETHING WE COVERED TODAY? 412 00:15:32,665 --> 00:15:35,366 - WE FEEL REALLY GOOD ABOUT OURSELVES. 413 00:15:35,368 --> 00:15:37,201 - WE WANT TO TAKE THE GRADUATION TEST. 414 00:15:37,203 --> 00:15:39,037 - WELL... 415 00:15:39,039 --> 00:15:42,473 I'M GLAD YOUR SELF-IMAGE METER IS ON THE UPTICK, 416 00:15:42,475 --> 00:15:45,209 BUT THERE'S STILL THREE MORE WEEKS OF CLASS LEFT. 417 00:15:45,211 --> 00:15:48,212 - THIS FIRST WEEK HAS BEEN A REAL EYE-OPENER. 418 00:15:48,214 --> 00:15:49,847 IT MUST BE THE WAY YOU TEACH. 419 00:15:49,849 --> 00:15:51,382 - OH, WELL, 420 00:15:51,384 --> 00:15:53,384 THANK YOU VERY MUCH. 421 00:15:53,386 --> 00:15:55,987 YOU KNOW, YOU LOOK FAMILIAR SOMEHOW. 422 00:15:55,989 --> 00:15:57,388 - SO CAN WE TAKE THE TEST? 423 00:15:57,390 --> 00:16:00,023 - WELL, IT'S NOT THE WAY WE USUALLY DO IT, 424 00:16:00,025 --> 00:16:03,260 BUT I GUESS SO. 425 00:16:03,262 --> 00:16:04,294 OKAY. 426 00:16:04,296 --> 00:16:05,896 QUESTION ONE. 427 00:16:05,898 --> 00:16:08,132 SELF-ESTEEM IS IMPORTANT BECAUSE... 428 00:16:08,134 --> 00:16:09,466 - IT'S A QUALITY THAT WILL 429 00:16:09,468 --> 00:16:12,269 STAND US IN GOOD STEAD FOR THE REST OF OUR LIVES. 430 00:16:12,271 --> 00:16:14,271 - VERY GOOD. 431 00:16:14,273 --> 00:16:18,176 NOW, THE NEXT TIME I START TO FEEL BAD ABOUT MYSELF... 432 00:16:18,178 --> 00:16:20,411 - STAND BEFORE THE MIRROR, LOOK MYSELF IN THE EYE, 433 00:16:20,413 --> 00:16:23,614 AND SAY, "YOU ARE SPECIAL. NO ONE ELSE IS LIKE YOU." 434 00:16:23,616 --> 00:16:26,950 - YOU TWO REALLY HAVE BEEN PAYING ATTENTION. 435 00:16:26,952 --> 00:16:28,853 OKAY. THERE'S NO SUCH THING-- 436 00:16:28,855 --> 00:16:29,887 - AS THE RIGHT WEIGHT. 437 00:16:29,889 --> 00:16:31,222 - OR THE RIGHT HEIGHT. 438 00:16:31,224 --> 00:16:33,358 - THERE'S ONLY WHAT'S RIGHT FOR ME. 439 00:16:33,360 --> 00:16:36,060 - BECAUSE ME IS WHO I AM. 440 00:16:36,062 --> 00:16:38,395 - I DON'T THINK WE HAVE TO GO ANY FARTHER. 441 00:16:38,397 --> 00:16:40,198 I AM REALLY PLEASED. 442 00:16:40,200 --> 00:16:41,332 I THINK THE WHOLE SCHOOL 443 00:16:41,334 --> 00:16:43,267 NEEDS TO HEAR ABOUT THIS AT ASSEMBLY. 444 00:16:43,269 --> 00:16:44,969 [bell rings] 445 00:16:44,971 --> 00:16:48,672 - AND ONCE AGAIN, THE BAKE SALE WAS A TREMENDOUS SUCCESS. 446 00:16:48,674 --> 00:16:50,608 WE RAISED MORE THAN $400 447 00:16:50,610 --> 00:16:53,344 WHICH WAS SUBSEQUENTLY STOLEN FROM THE OFFICE, 448 00:16:53,346 --> 00:16:56,614 BUT I AM CONFIDENT WE WILL GET THAT MONEY BACK. 449 00:16:56,616 --> 00:16:57,915 IN A RELATED NOTE, 450 00:16:57,917 --> 00:17:00,017 THE SCHOOL NURSE WILL BE VISITING HOMEROOMS TOMORROW 451 00:17:00,019 --> 00:17:01,719 TO COLLECT DNA SAMPLES. 452 00:17:01,721 --> 00:17:04,488 NOW, MR. O'NEILL HAS SOME VERY EXCITING NEWS 453 00:17:04,490 --> 00:17:07,424 ABOUT OUR AFTER-SCHOOL SELF-ESTEEM CLASS. 454 00:17:07,426 --> 00:17:08,993 - THIS IS REALLY GONNA HELP ME 455 00:17:08,995 --> 00:17:11,428 GRADUALLY EASE INTO STUDENT LIFE. 456 00:17:11,430 --> 00:17:12,730 - USUALLY WHEN I HAVE THIS DREAM, 457 00:17:12,732 --> 00:17:14,364 I'M WEARING PINK TAFFETA. 458 00:17:14,366 --> 00:17:15,899 - THANK YOU. 459 00:17:15,901 --> 00:17:17,535 YOU KNOW, SELF-ESTEEM IS A LITTLE LIKE 460 00:17:17,537 --> 00:17:19,437 YOUR CAR'S BRAKE FLUID. 461 00:17:19,439 --> 00:17:21,606 YOU MAY NOT EVEN KNOW YOU'RE LOW ON IT 462 00:17:21,608 --> 00:17:23,474 UNTIL ONE DAY YOU GO TO SHIFT GEARS 463 00:17:23,476 --> 00:17:25,109 AND NOTHING HAPPENS. 464 00:17:25,111 --> 00:17:27,445 - THAT'S TRANSMISSION FLUID! 465 00:17:27,447 --> 00:17:30,080 - THAT'S WHAT I SAID. 466 00:17:30,082 --> 00:17:32,049 ANYWAY, I'D LIKE YOU TO MEET 467 00:17:32,051 --> 00:17:35,119 TWO STUDENTS WHO HAVE COMPLETED OUR SELF-ESTEEM COURSE 468 00:17:35,121 --> 00:17:37,488 FASTER THAN ANYONE EVER BEFORE. 469 00:17:37,490 --> 00:17:40,124 PLEASE JOIN ME IN CONGRATULATIONS 470 00:17:40,126 --> 00:17:44,228 AS I PRESENT THESE CERTIFICATES OF SELF-ESTEEM TO... 471 00:17:44,230 --> 00:17:46,230 DARIA MORGENDORFFER 472 00:17:46,232 --> 00:17:47,799 AND JANE LANE. 473 00:17:47,801 --> 00:17:50,434 [scattered applause] 474 00:17:50,436 --> 00:17:54,138 - OH, WHAT THE HELL. 475 00:17:58,678 --> 00:18:01,446 I JUST WANT TO SAY HOW PROUD I AM TODAY. 476 00:18:01,448 --> 00:18:02,780 KNOWING THAT I HAVE SELF-ESTEEM 477 00:18:02,782 --> 00:18:07,518 GIVES ME EVEN MORE SELF-ESTEEM. 478 00:18:07,520 --> 00:18:09,720 ON THE OTHER HAND, HAVING ALL OF YOU KNOW 479 00:18:09,722 --> 00:18:13,757 THAT I HAD LOW SELF-ESTEEM MAKES ME FEEL KIND OF BAD, 480 00:18:13,759 --> 00:18:18,362 LIKE A BIG FAILURE OR SOMETHING. 481 00:18:18,364 --> 00:18:21,132 I--I WANT TO GO HOME. 482 00:18:21,134 --> 00:18:23,400 [cries] 483 00:18:23,402 --> 00:18:24,435 - DARIA, 484 00:18:24,437 --> 00:18:27,872 WAIT. 485 00:18:30,276 --> 00:18:32,176 - NO ONE CAN BATTLE A TERRIBLE PROBLEM 486 00:18:32,178 --> 00:18:34,879 LIKE LOW SELF-ESTEEM ON THEIR OWN. 487 00:18:34,881 --> 00:18:36,113 IT TAKES GOOD COACHING-- 488 00:18:36,115 --> 00:18:38,115 - WHO CARES ABOUT THESE LOSERS? 489 00:18:38,117 --> 00:18:40,952 - HEY, BEATS ALGEBRA, THOUGH, DOESN'T IT? 490 00:18:40,954 --> 00:18:43,387 [laughs] 491 00:18:43,389 --> 00:18:44,454 - YEAH. 492 00:18:44,456 --> 00:18:46,256 - DID YOU HEAR WHAT I SAID, QUINN? 493 00:18:46,258 --> 00:18:49,160 I SAID, LIKE, WHO CARES HOW BAD THIS IS? 494 00:18:49,162 --> 00:18:51,129 IT'S STILL BETTER THAN ALGEBRA. 495 00:18:51,131 --> 00:18:53,164 - THAT'S GOOD, COREY. 496 00:18:53,166 --> 00:18:55,099 - FUNNY. 497 00:18:55,101 --> 00:18:56,400 THAT'S FUNNY, COREY. 498 00:18:56,402 --> 00:18:57,902 - REALIZE MY ACTUALITY. 499 00:18:57,904 --> 00:18:59,203 WINNING THE FIGHT AGAINST 500 00:18:59,205 --> 00:19:02,473 LOW SELF-ESTEEM TAKES SUPPORT FROM TEACHERS, 501 00:19:02,475 --> 00:19:03,807 FROM FRIENDS, 502 00:19:03,809 --> 00:19:06,110 AND MOST OF ALL, FROM FAMILY. 503 00:19:06,112 --> 00:19:08,579 - IS THAT LOSER STILL TALKING? 504 00:19:08,581 --> 00:19:09,880 [laughs] 505 00:19:09,882 --> 00:19:11,883 - AND SO THE ONE PERSON I'D LIKE TO THANK 506 00:19:11,885 --> 00:19:14,852 MORE THAN ANY OTHER IS MY VERY OWN SISTER, 507 00:19:14,854 --> 00:19:16,954 QUINN MORGENDORFFER. 508 00:19:16,956 --> 00:19:20,624 MY SISTER QUINN HAS FORGOTTEN MORE ABOUT SELF-ESTEEM 509 00:19:20,626 --> 00:19:22,059 THAN I'LL EVER KNOW. 510 00:19:22,061 --> 00:19:23,860 ARE YOU OUT THERE, SIS? 511 00:19:23,862 --> 00:19:25,729 STAND UP AND LET ME THANK YOU. 512 00:19:25,731 --> 00:19:28,065 - THAT, LIKE, BRAIN IS YOUR SISTER? 513 00:19:28,067 --> 00:19:30,567 - ARE YOU A BRAIN TOO? 514 00:19:32,005 --> 00:19:34,338 - SO THEN SHE GETS UP IN FRONT OF THE WHOLE SCHOOL 515 00:19:34,340 --> 00:19:36,540 AND MAKES A BIG DEAL ABOUT THANKING ME. 516 00:19:36,542 --> 00:19:38,575 - THAT'S REALLY SWEET, DARIA. 517 00:19:38,577 --> 00:19:39,910 - GOOD FOR YOU, HONEY. 518 00:19:39,912 --> 00:19:41,144 - [sighs exasperatedly] 519 00:19:41,146 --> 00:19:43,313 I'LL HAVE TO LOCK MYSELF IN MY ROOM UNTIL I DIE. 520 00:19:43,315 --> 00:19:45,516 I'LL NEVER TALK TO ANYONE FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE! 521 00:19:45,518 --> 00:19:46,717 [phone rings] 522 00:19:46,719 --> 00:19:48,519 THAT'S FOR ME. 523 00:19:48,521 --> 00:19:50,221 HELLO? MATTHEW? 524 00:19:50,223 --> 00:19:52,189 - WHAT WAS SHE UPSET ABOUT EXACTLY? 525 00:19:52,191 --> 00:19:53,257 - SHE FELT I SHOULD HAVE 526 00:19:53,259 --> 00:19:55,459 THANKED YOU AND MOM AS WELL. 527 00:19:55,461 --> 00:19:59,530 - NO, WE SHOULD THANK YOU FOR BEING SUCH A GREAT KID. 528 00:19:59,532 --> 00:20:01,832 GRADUATING FROM SELF-ESTEEM SCHOOL THREE WEEKS EARLY 529 00:20:01,834 --> 00:20:03,734 IS QUITE AN ACHIEVEMENT. 530 00:20:03,736 --> 00:20:06,103 - MAYBE WE SHOULD ALL GO OUT AND CELEBRATE. 531 00:20:06,105 --> 00:20:08,806 - OH, I'D LOVE TO, DARIA, BUT... 532 00:20:08,808 --> 00:20:10,808 - YEAH. TAKE A RAIN CHECK, THOUGH. 533 00:20:10,810 --> 00:20:12,042 - I DON'T KNOW. 534 00:20:12,044 --> 00:20:13,644 MY SELF-ESTEEM FEELS LIKE 535 00:20:13,646 --> 00:20:15,746 IT'S STARTING TO SLIP. 536 00:20:20,119 --> 00:20:23,320 LET'S GO GET OUR PICTURE TAKEN WITH THE CARDBOARD ALIEN. 537 00:20:23,322 --> 00:20:25,589 - UH, SURE, HONEY. 538 00:20:25,591 --> 00:20:27,591 WHATEVER YOU WANT. 539 00:20:27,593 --> 00:20:28,625 - QUINN? 540 00:20:28,627 --> 00:20:30,227 - I'LL WAIT HERE... 541 00:20:30,229 --> 00:20:32,863 OR IN THE LADIES' ROOM... 542 00:20:32,865 --> 00:20:34,465 OR MAYBE OUT IN THE PARKING LOT. 543 00:20:34,467 --> 00:20:37,234 - OKAY. WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK. 544 00:20:37,236 --> 00:20:40,203 - HI. I'M ARTIE. 545 00:20:40,205 --> 00:20:41,204 YOU'RE COOL. 546 00:20:41,206 --> 00:20:42,205 [giggles] 547 00:20:42,207 --> 00:20:44,174 - MOM? 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