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- ♪ LA-LA, LA, LA-LA ♪
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♪ THIS IS MY STOP ♪
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♪ GOT TO GET OFF ♪
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♪ I MAY GO POP ♪
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EXCUSE ME.
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EXCUSE ME.
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[whistle blows]
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♪ I'VE GOT TO BE DIRECT ♪
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♪ LA, LA, LA ♪
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♪ IF I'M WRONG, PLEASE CORRECT ♪
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♪ LA, LA, LA ♪
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♪ YOU'RE STANDING ON MY NECK ♪
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♪ LA, LA, LA ♪
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♪ YOU'RE STANDING ON MY NECK ♪
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♪ LA, LA, LA ♪
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♪ YOU'RE STANDING ON MY NECK ♪
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♪ LA-LA, LA, LA-LA ♪
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♪ LA-LA, LA, LA-LA ♪
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[upbeat rock music]
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- GIRLS, I JUST WANT YOU
TO KNOW,
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YOUR MOTHER AND I REALIZE
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IT'S NOT EASY MOVING
TO A WHOLE NEW TOWN,
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ESPECIALLY FOR YOU, DARIA,
RIGHT?
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- DID WE MOVE?
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- [laughs]
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I'M JUST SAYING, YOU DON'T
MAKE FRIENDS AS EASILY AS--
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[radio volume increases]
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UH, SOME PEOPLE.
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- QUINN, FOR INSTANCE?
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- THAT'S NOT WHAT I MEANT...
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NECESSARILY.
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[radio clicks off]
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THE POINT IS, THE FIRST DAY
AT A NEW SCHOOL
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IS BOUND TO BE DIFFICULT FOR--
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- SPEAK UP, DAD!
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CAN'T HEAR YOU!
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- OH, WHERE WAS I?
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OH, YEAH.
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DON'T GET UPSET IF IT TAKES
THE OTHER KIDS A LITTLE WHILE
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TO WARM UP TO YOU.
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- HI.
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YOU'RE COOL.
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WHAT'S YOUR NAME?
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- QUINN MORGENDORFFER.
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- COOL NAME.
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- WILL YOU GO OUT WITH ME?
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- I'LL TRY TO HELP HER
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THROUGH THIS DIFFICULT PERIOD
OF ADJUSTMENT.
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- THAT'S MY GIRL.
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WAIT A MINUTE.
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- SEE YA, DAD.
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- AS YOU CAN SEE,
OUR LAWNDALE HIGH STUDENTS
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TAKE GREAT PRIDE
IN THEIR SCHOOL.
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THAT'S WHY YOU'LL EACH BE TAKING
A SMALL PSYCHOLOGICAL EXAM
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TO SPOT ANY LITTLE CLOUDS
ON THE HORIZON
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AS YOU SAIL THE STUDENT SEAS
OF LAWNDALE HIGH.
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- S.O.S.
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GIRL OVERBOARD.
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- NOBODY TOLD ME ABOUT
ANY TESTS.
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- DON'T WORRY.
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IT'S A PSYCHOLOGICAL TEST.
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YOU'RE AUTOMATICALLY EXEMPT.
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- OH.
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ALL RIGHT.
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[bell rings]
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- NOW, QUINN,
WHAT DO YOU SEE HERE?
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- IT'S A PICTURE
OF TWO PEOPLE TALKING.
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- THAT'S RIGHT.
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CAN YOU MAKE UP A LITTLE STORY
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ABOUT WHAT IT IS
THEY'RE DISCUSSING?
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- I'M NOT EVEN SUPPOSED
TO BE TAKING THIS TEST.
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I'M EXEMPT.
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- YOU WON'T BE GRADED.
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- OH, OKAY THEN.
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LET'S SEE...
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THEY HAVE BEEN GOING OUT
FOR A WHILE,
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AND HE'S UPSET
BECAUSE OTHER PEOPLE
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KEEP ASKING HER OUT,
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AND SHE'S SAYING
SHE CAN'T HELP IT
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IF SHE'S ATTRACTIVE AND POPULAR,
AND BESIDES,
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NOBODY EVER SAID
THEY WERE GOING STEADY.
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AND IF HE DOES WANT
TO GO STEADY,
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HE'S GOT TO DO
A LOT BETTER THAN
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MOVIE, BURGER, BACKSEAT,
MOVIE, BURGER, BACKSEAT,
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BECAUSE THERE ARE PLENTY OF GUYS
WITH BIGGER BACKSEATS
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WAITING TO TAKE HER
SOMEPLACE NICE.
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- VERY GOOD, QUINN.
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NOW, DORA, LET'S SEE IF YOU CAN
MAKE UP A STORY
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AS VIVID AS YOUR SISTER'S.
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- IT'S "DARIA."
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- I'M SORRY.
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DARIA.
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WHAT DO YOU SEE IN THE PICTURE,
DARA?
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- UM, A HERD OF BEAUTIFUL,
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WILD PONIES RUNNING FREE
ACROSS THE PLAINS.
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- UH, THERE AREN'T ANY PONIES.
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IT'S TWO PEOPLE.
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- LAST TIME I TOOK
ONE OF THESE TESTS,
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THEY TOLD ME THEY WERE CLOUDS.
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THEY SAID THEY COULD BE
WHATEVER I WANTED.
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- THAT'S A DIFFERENT TEST,
DEAR.
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IN THIS TEST, THEY'RE PEOPLE,
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AND YOU TELL ME
WHAT THEY'RE DISCUSSING.
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- OH, I SEE.
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ALL RIGHT, THEN.
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IT'S A GUY AND GIRL,
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AND THEY'RE DISCUSSING
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A HERD OF BEAUTIFUL,
WILD PONIES
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RUNNING FREE ACROSS THE PLAINS.
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- ♪ LA-LA, LA, LA-LA ♪
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[bell rings]
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- CLASS, WE HAVE A NEW STUDENT
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JOINING US TODAY.
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PLEASE WELCOME
DARIA MORGENDORFFER.
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DARIA, RAISE YOUR HAND, PLEASE.
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WELL, DARIA, AS LONG
AS YOU HAVE YOUR HAND RAISED...
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[chuckles]
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LAST WEEK WE BEGAN A UNIT
ON WESTWARD EXPANSION.
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PERHAPS YOU FEEL IT'S UNFAIR
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TO BE ASKED A QUESTION
ON YOUR FIRST DAY OF CLASS.
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- EXCUSE ME?
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- DARIA, CAN YOU CONCISELY
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AND UNEMOTIONALLY SUM UP FOR US
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THE DOCTRINE
OF MANIFEST DESTINY?
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- MANIFEST DESTINY WAS A SLOGAN
POPULAR IN THE 1840s.
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IT WAS USED BY PEOPLE
WHO CLAIMED IT WAS GOD'S WILL
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FOR THE U.S. TO EXPAND ALL
THE WAY TO THE PACIFIC OCEAN.
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THESE PEOPLE DID NOT INCLUDE
MANY MEXICANS.
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- VERY GOOD, DARIA.
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ALMOST SUSPICIOUSLY GOOD.
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ALL RIGHT, CLASS,
WHO CAN TELL ME WHICH WAR
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MANIFEST DESTINY WAS USED
TO JUSTIFY?
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KEVIN!
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HOW ABOUT YOU?
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- VIETNAM WAR?
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- THAT CAME A LITTLE LATER,
KEVIN.
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A HUNDRED YEARS LATER.
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A LOT OF GOOD MEN DIED
IN THAT CONFLICT, KEVIN.
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I BELIEVE WE OWE IT TO THEM TO
AT LEAST GET THE CENTURY RIGHT.
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- UH...
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OPERATION WATERGATE?
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- SON, PROMISE ME YOU'LL
COME BACK AND SEE ME SOMEDAY
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WHEN YOU'VE GOT
THE HEISMAN TROPHY
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AND A CHAIN OF AUTO DEALERSHIPS,
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AND I'M SAVING UP
FOR A SECOND PAIR OF PANTS.
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WILL YOU PROMISE ME THAT, KEVIN?
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- SURE.
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- CAN I COME TOO?
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I MEAN, IF KEVIN AND I
ARE STILL TOGETHER.
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- WE WILL BE, BABE.
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- AH, BRITTANY.
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CAN YOU GUESS WHICH WAR
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WE FOUGHT AGAINST THE MEXICANS
OVER MANIFEST DESTINY?
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- NNNNOPE.
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- PLEASE TRY, BRITTANY.
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- UH, THE VIETCONG WAR?
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- EITHER SOMEONE GIVES ME
THE ANSWER,
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OR I GIVE YOU ALL DOUBLE
HOMEWORK AND A QUIZ TOMORROW.
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I WANT A VOLUNTEER
WITH THE ANSWER.
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NOW!
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- [sighs]
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- DARIA, STOP SHOWING OFF!
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- SO THEN THEY ASKED ME
TO JOIN THE PEP SQUAD.
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THEY SAID I DIDN'T HAVE
TO TRY OUT OR ANYTHING,
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BUT I SAID, "LOOK, I'M NEW HERE.
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GIVE ME A CHANCE TO GET USED
TO THE PLACE FIRST."
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SO FOR NOW, I'M VICE PRESIDENT
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OF THE FASHION CLUB,
AND THAT'S IT.
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- SOUNDS LIKE A WELL-THOUGHT-OUT
DECISION, HONEY.
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- AS LONG AS YOU CAN JOIN
PEP SQUAD LATER, IF YOU WANT TO.
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IT'S YOUR CHOICE.
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NEVER KNOW HOW MUCH WE
CAN HANDLE TILL WE TRY, THOUGH.
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- WHAT ABOUT YOU, DARIA?
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HOW WAS YOUR FIRST DAY?
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- WELL, MY HISTORY TEACHER
HATES ME
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BECAUSE I KNOW
ALL THE ANSWERS,
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BUT THERE ARE SOME INTERESTING
IDIOTS IN MY CLASS.
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- THAT'S GREAT.
- JAKE.
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- I MEAN--
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- DARIA, YOUR FATHER'S TRYING
TO TELL YOU
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NOT TO JUDGE PEOPLE
UNTIL YOU KNOW THEM.
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YOU'RE IN A BRAND-NEW SCHOOL
IN A BRAND-NEW TOWN.
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YOU DON'T WANT IT TO BE HIGHLAND
ALL OVER AGAIN.
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- NOT MUCH CHANCE
OF THAT HAPPENING,
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UNLESS THERE'S URANIUM
IN THE DRINKING WATER HERE TOO.
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- I'M TALKING ABOUT YOU MAKING
A FRIEND OR TWO.
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DON'T BE SO CRITICAL.
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GIVE PEOPLE THE BENEFIT
OF THE DOUBT.
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- IT ALL BOILS DOWN TO TRUST.
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- EXACTLY.
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IT ALL BOILS DOWN TO TRUST.
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SHOW A LITTLE TRUST.
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- MOM, DAD,
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YOU'RE RIGHT.
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CAN I BORROW EITHER CAR?
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both: NO.
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[phone rings]
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- GOD, I HOPE THAT'S NOT
THE BOOSTER SOCIETY AGAIN.
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- HELLO?
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YES?
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UH, YES, SHE'S MY DAUGHTER.
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I SEE.
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LISTEN, IS THIS GOING TO REQUIRE
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ANY PARENT-TEACHER CONFERENCES
OR ANYTHING, AND IF SO,
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IS THIS THE SORT OF THING
MY ASSISTANT CAN HANDLE?
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OKAY, GREAT.
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BYE.
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YOU GIRLS TOOK A PSYCHOLOGICAL
TEST AT SCHOOL TODAY?
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- THEY SAID WE WOULDN'T
BE GRADED!
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- DARIA, THEY WANT YOU TO TAKE
A SPECIAL CLASS FOR A FEW WEEKS.
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THEN THEY'LL TEST YOU AGAIN.
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- YOU FLUNKED THE TEST?
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- SHE DIDN'T FLUNK ANYTHING.
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IT SEEMS SHE HAS
LOW SELF-ESTEEM.
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- WHAT?
THAT REALLY STINKS, DARIA!
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- EASY, JAKE.
FOCUS.
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WE TELL YOU OVER AND OVER AGAIN
THAT YOU'RE WONDERFUL,
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AND YOU JUST DON'T GET IT.
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WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU?
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- IS SHE GONNA HAVE, LIKE,
A BREAKDOWN OR SOMETHING?
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'CAUSE THAT COULD REALLY MESS
ME UP WITH MY NEW FRIENDS.
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- DON'T WORRY.
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I DON'T HAVE LOW SELF-ESTEEM.
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IT'S A MISTAKE.
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- I'LL SAY.
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- I HAVE LOW ESTEEM
FOR EVERYONE ELSE.
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- ♪ LA-LA, LA, LA-LA ♪
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- ESTEEM, A TEEN,
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THEY DON'T REALLY RHYME,
DO THEY?
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THE SOUNDS DON'T QUITE MESH,
AND THAT, IN FACT,
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IS OFTEN THE CASE WHEN IT COMES
TO A TEEN AND ESTEEM.
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THE TWO JUST DON'T SEEM
TO GO TOGETHER.
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BUT WE ARE HERE TO BEGIN
REALIZING YOUR ACTUALITY.
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AND WHEN WE DO,
EACH AND EVERY ONE OF YOU
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WILL BE ABLE TO STAND PROUDLY
AND PROCLAIM, "I AM."
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NOW, BEFORE WE--
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- EXCUSE ME.
I HAVE A QUESTION.
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- I'M SORRY, QUESTION-AND-ANSWER
TIME IS LATER.
239
00:08:44,757 --> 00:08:48,159
- I WANT TO KNOW WHAT "REALIZING
YOUR ACTUALITY" MEANS.
240
00:08:48,161 --> 00:08:50,127
- IT MEANS--
241
00:08:50,129 --> 00:08:52,230
LOOK, JUST LET ME GET THROUGH
THIS PART, OKAY?
242
00:08:52,232 --> 00:08:53,964
THEN THERE'LL BE A VIDEO.
243
00:08:53,966 --> 00:08:56,333
NOW, BEFORE WE CAN UNLOCK YOUR--
244
00:08:56,335 --> 00:08:57,902
- HE DOESN'T KNOW
WHAT IT MEANS.
245
00:08:57,904 --> 00:09:00,705
HE'S GOT THE SPEECH MEMORIZED.
246
00:09:00,707 --> 00:09:04,042
JUST ENJOY THE NICE MAN'S
SOOTHING VOICE.
247
00:09:04,044 --> 00:09:05,309
- HOW AM I SUPPOSED
TO FOLLOW HIM
248
00:09:05,311 --> 00:09:07,378
IF I DON'T KNOW
WHAT HE'S TALKING ABOUT?
249
00:09:07,380 --> 00:09:08,980
- I CAN FILL YOU IN LATER.
250
00:09:08,982 --> 00:09:12,616
I'VE TAKEN THIS COURSE
SIX TIMES.
251
00:09:12,618 --> 00:09:15,653
SO THEN AFTER THE ROLE-PLAYING,
THE NEXT CLASS,
252
00:09:15,655 --> 00:09:17,989
THEY PUT THE GIRLS AND THE GUYS
IN SEPARATE ROOMS,
253
00:09:17,991 --> 00:09:21,025
AND A FEMALE COUNSELOR
TALKS TO US ABOUT BODY IMAGE.
254
00:09:21,027 --> 00:09:23,127
- WHAT DO THEY TALK
TO THE BOYS ABOUT?
255
00:09:23,129 --> 00:09:26,965
- A CLASSROOM FULL OF GUYS
AND A MALE TEACHER?
256
00:09:26,967 --> 00:09:30,068
both: NOCTURNAL EMISSIONS.
257
00:09:30,070 --> 00:09:31,436
- I DON'T GET IT, JANE.
258
00:09:31,438 --> 00:09:33,804
YOU'VE GOT THE ENTIRE COURSE
MEMORIZED.
259
00:09:33,806 --> 00:09:36,240
HOW COME YOU CAN'T PASS THE TEST
TO GET OUT?
260
00:09:36,242 --> 00:09:38,109
- I COULD PASS THE TEST,
261
00:09:38,111 --> 00:09:40,078
BUT I LIKE HAVING
LOW SELF-ESTEEM.
262
00:09:40,080 --> 00:09:42,480
MAKES ME FEEL SPECIAL.
263
00:09:48,221 --> 00:09:49,454
- HI, HONEY.
264
00:09:49,456 --> 00:09:50,488
- MOM?
265
00:09:50,490 --> 00:09:52,023
YOU FEELING ALL RIGHT?
266
00:09:52,025 --> 00:09:53,691
IT'S NOT EVEN 5:00 YET.
267
00:09:53,693 --> 00:09:55,593
- I'M TAKING
THE REST OF THE DAY OFF
268
00:09:55,595 --> 00:09:58,530
TO WORK WITH YOU
ON YOUR SELF-ESTEEM.
269
00:09:58,532 --> 00:10:00,698
- MOM, I'M IN THE CARE
OF EXPERTS.
270
00:10:00,700 --> 00:10:03,835
ANY MEDDLING BY AN AMATEUR
COULD BE DANGEROUS.
271
00:10:03,837 --> 00:10:06,304
- I DON'T PRETEND
I'M GOING TO CURE YOU, DARIA,
272
00:10:06,306 --> 00:10:09,406
BUT IF A LACK OF MOTHER-DAUGHTER
BONDING IS PART OF YOUR PROBLEM,
273
00:10:09,408 --> 00:10:12,276
WE'RE GOING TO REMEDY THAT
RIGHT NOW.
274
00:10:12,278 --> 00:10:17,615
WE'RE GOING OUT TO DO SOMETHING
YOU WANT TO DO.
275
00:10:17,617 --> 00:10:19,551
WHAT DO YOU THINK OF THIS ONE?
276
00:10:19,553 --> 00:10:22,920
- IT STANDS PROUDLY
AND PROCLAIMS, "I AM."
277
00:10:22,922 --> 00:10:25,457
- REALLY?
278
00:10:25,459 --> 00:10:28,359
- SO, LIKE, WHAT DO YOU LIKE
TO DO AFTER SCHOOL?
279
00:10:28,361 --> 00:10:30,394
- OH, NOTHING SPECIAL.
280
00:10:30,396 --> 00:10:33,365
GO TO THE MOVIES OR, LIKE,
A THEME PARK
281
00:10:33,367 --> 00:10:36,267
OR OUT FOR A REALLY FANCY MEAL
NOW AND THEN
282
00:10:36,269 --> 00:10:38,336
OR MAYBE GO TO A CONCERT
IF, LIKE, I KNOW SOMEBODY
283
00:10:38,338 --> 00:10:40,405
WHO'S GOT GOOD SEATS
AND IS RENTING A LIMO AND STUFF.
284
00:10:40,407 --> 00:10:42,907
- YOU HEAR THAT?
HE HASN'T GOT A PRAYER.
285
00:10:42,909 --> 00:10:44,776
- TELL ME ABOUT IT.
286
00:10:44,778 --> 00:10:45,810
THAT'S MY SISTER.
287
00:10:45,812 --> 00:10:47,879
- OH.
BUMMER.
288
00:10:47,881 --> 00:10:50,348
- SO YOU GOT ANY BROTHERS
OR SISTERS?
289
00:10:50,350 --> 00:10:51,649
- I'M AN ONLY CHILD.
290
00:10:51,651 --> 00:10:53,484
[bell rings]
291
00:10:53,486 --> 00:10:55,219
- SO WHAT ARE WE TALKING ABOUT
292
00:10:55,221 --> 00:10:59,356
WHEN WE TALK ABOUT OURSELVES?
293
00:10:59,358 --> 00:11:01,926
ANYONE?
294
00:11:01,928 --> 00:11:03,461
YES.
295
00:11:03,463 --> 00:11:04,996
- WE'RE...
296
00:11:04,998 --> 00:11:06,063
TALKING ABOUT US!
297
00:11:06,065 --> 00:11:07,465
- EXCELLENT.
298
00:11:07,467 --> 00:11:10,334
WHEN WE TALK ABOUT OURSELVES,
299
00:11:10,336 --> 00:11:12,570
WE'RE TALKING ABOUT US.
300
00:11:12,572 --> 00:11:16,540
NOW, GUYS, I'VE GOT
A LITTLE CHALLENGE FOR YOU.
301
00:11:16,542 --> 00:11:20,211
TODAY WE TALKED ABOUT TURNING
YOUR DAYDREAMS INTO REALITY.
302
00:11:20,213 --> 00:11:24,449
TONIGHT I WANT EACH ONE OF YOU
TO GO HOME AND DO JUST THAT.
303
00:11:24,451 --> 00:11:26,551
WHAT DO YOU SAY?
304
00:11:26,553 --> 00:11:28,385
UM...
305
00:11:28,387 --> 00:11:29,921
YOU.
306
00:11:29,923 --> 00:11:32,156
WHAT'S A DAYDREAM THAT
YOU'D LIKE TO SEE COME TRUE?
307
00:11:32,158 --> 00:11:33,624
- WELL,
308
00:11:33,626 --> 00:11:36,928
I GUESS I'D LIKE MY WHOLE FAMILY
TO DO SOMETHING TOGETHER.
309
00:11:36,930 --> 00:11:38,629
- EXCELLENT.
310
00:11:38,631 --> 00:11:41,499
- SOMETHING THAT'LL REALLY MAKE
THEM SUFFER.
311
00:11:41,501 --> 00:11:43,568
- UM, WELL, UH,
312
00:11:43,570 --> 00:11:45,636
IT'S HEALTHY TO AIR THESE
FEELINGS...I THINK.
313
00:11:45,638 --> 00:11:46,804
[bell rings]
314
00:11:46,806 --> 00:11:48,606
WE'LL TALK MORE ABOUT THIS
TOMORROW.
315
00:11:48,608 --> 00:11:51,109
CLASS DISMISSED.
316
00:11:51,111 --> 00:11:52,210
- NICE ONE.
317
00:11:52,212 --> 00:11:54,545
- THANKS.
318
00:11:59,386 --> 00:12:01,252
- HOW'S THE OLD SELF-ESTEEM
COMING, KIDDO?
319
00:12:01,254 --> 00:12:03,120
- MY SELF-ESTEEM TEACHER SAYS
320
00:12:03,122 --> 00:12:05,723
THAT BEING ADDRESSED ALL MY LIFE
WITH CHILDISH EPITHETS
321
00:12:05,725 --> 00:12:09,193
LIKE "KIDDO" IS PROBABLY
A KEY SOURCE OF MY PROBLEM.
322
00:12:09,195 --> 00:12:10,962
- REALLY?
- NO.
323
00:12:10,964 --> 00:12:12,129
- [laughs]
324
00:12:12,131 --> 00:12:13,531
ISN'T SHE GREAT?
325
00:12:13,533 --> 00:12:15,033
SHE'S THE GREATEST.
326
00:12:15,035 --> 00:12:16,334
- SHE SURE IS.
327
00:12:16,336 --> 00:12:18,769
BUT WHAT DOES YOUR SELF-ESTEEM
TEACHER SAY?
328
00:12:18,771 --> 00:12:20,071
- HE SAYS I SHOULD THINK BACK
329
00:12:20,073 --> 00:12:23,207
TO CIRCUMSTANCES THAT BROUGHT ME
HAPPINESS AS A CHILD
330
00:12:23,209 --> 00:12:24,375
AND REPLICATE THEM.
331
00:12:24,377 --> 00:12:26,977
BUT I SUPPOSE QUINN'S HERE
TO STAY.
332
00:12:26,979 --> 00:12:28,779
- WHAT'S THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN?
333
00:12:28,781 --> 00:12:30,047
- YOU OUGHT TO KNOW.
334
00:12:30,049 --> 00:12:31,683
YOU'RE THE ONLY CHILD.
335
00:12:31,685 --> 00:12:35,320
- HOW DO YOU LIKE TO HAVE
A SISTER WITH A--A THING?
336
00:12:35,322 --> 00:12:37,288
- COME ON, DARIA.
FINISH WHAT YOU WERE SAYING.
337
00:12:37,290 --> 00:12:38,489
- WELL, I THOUGHT,
338
00:12:38,491 --> 00:12:40,090
WHY DON'T WE GO TO PIZZA FOREST
FOR DINNER
339
00:12:40,092 --> 00:12:41,893
LIKE WE DID WHEN WE WERE KIDS?
340
00:12:41,895 --> 00:12:43,995
- THE PLACE WITH THE SINGERS?
341
00:12:43,997 --> 00:12:47,065
- BOY, DO I MISS THOSE SONGS.
342
00:12:47,067 --> 00:12:48,933
- ♪ MERRILY, MERRILY
MERRILY, MERRILY ♪
343
00:12:48,935 --> 00:12:50,735
♪ LIFE IS BUT A DREAM ♪
344
00:12:50,737 --> 00:12:52,203
♪ ROW, ROW, ROW YOUR BOAT ♪
345
00:12:52,205 --> 00:12:54,105
♪ GENTLY DOWN THE STREAM ♪
346
00:12:54,107 --> 00:12:56,074
♪ MERRILY, MERRILY
MERRILY, MERRILY ♪
347
00:12:56,076 --> 00:12:58,509
♪ LIFE IS BUT A DREAM ♪
348
00:12:58,511 --> 00:12:59,510
- JOIN US.
349
00:12:59,512 --> 00:13:01,279
♪ ROW, ROW, ROW YOUR BOAT ♪
350
00:13:01,281 --> 00:13:02,747
- ♪ ROW, ROW, ROW YOUR BOAT ♪
351
00:13:02,749 --> 00:13:04,815
- ♪ ROW, ROW,
ROW YOUR BOAT ♪
352
00:13:04,817 --> 00:13:06,951
[singing in a round]
353
00:13:06,953 --> 00:13:08,520
- NOW YOU.
354
00:13:08,522 --> 00:13:10,454
COME ON.
YOUR TURN.
355
00:13:10,456 --> 00:13:11,923
JUMP IN.
356
00:13:11,925 --> 00:13:14,559
[singing in a round]
357
00:13:14,561 --> 00:13:18,963
COME ON.
358
00:13:18,965 --> 00:13:22,166
- ♪ ROW, ROW, ROW YOUR BOAT ♪
359
00:13:32,245 --> 00:13:33,244
[somber rock music]
360
00:13:33,246 --> 00:13:41,185
♪ ♪
361
00:13:42,822 --> 00:13:45,889
- SHOW'S ON.
362
00:13:45,891 --> 00:13:48,126
- AND NOW BACK
TO SICK, SAD WORLD.
363
00:13:48,128 --> 00:13:49,594
- THIS IS JUST ASTOUNDING.
364
00:13:49,596 --> 00:13:53,665
HERE YOU ARE, BLIND, DEAF,
AND BARELY ABLE TO WALK,
365
00:13:53,667 --> 00:13:55,633
YET YOU CONDUCTED
SIMULTANEOUS AFFAIRS
366
00:13:55,635 --> 00:13:58,770
WITH THREE MEMBERS
OF THE ROYAL FAMILY.
367
00:13:58,772 --> 00:14:03,507
THE QUESTION ON ALL OF AMERICA'S
MIND IS, HOW DID YOU DO IT?
368
00:14:03,509 --> 00:14:04,508
- WHAT?
369
00:14:04,510 --> 00:14:05,810
- SHE DOESN'T GET IT.
370
00:14:05,812 --> 00:14:06,844
IT'S THE ROYAL FAMILY.
371
00:14:06,846 --> 00:14:08,680
YOU'D HAVE TO BE BLIND.
372
00:14:08,682 --> 00:14:09,848
- GOOD POINT.
373
00:14:09,850 --> 00:14:11,216
- UFO CONVENTIONS,
374
00:14:11,218 --> 00:14:14,085
ONCE SNEERED AT AS THE DOMAIN
OF SO-CALLED KOOKS,
375
00:14:14,087 --> 00:14:15,987
HAVE BECOME BIG--
BIG BUSINESS--
376
00:14:15,989 --> 00:14:18,590
DRAWING HUNDREDS OF THOUSANDS
OF PEOPLE EACH YEAR,
377
00:14:18,592 --> 00:14:20,257
PEOPLE AS SANE AND RATIONAL
AS YOU AND I
378
00:14:20,259 --> 00:14:23,895
WHO COME SIMPLY TO SATISFY
A NORMAL CURIOSITY.
379
00:14:23,897 --> 00:14:25,830
- HI.
I'M ARTIE.
380
00:14:25,832 --> 00:14:27,131
- ARTIE, HELLO.
381
00:14:27,133 --> 00:14:29,133
TELL ME WHAT BROUGHT YOU HERE,
ARTIE.
382
00:14:29,135 --> 00:14:31,535
- IT WAS A CONE-SHAPED CRAFT
ABOUT 15 FEET LONG
383
00:14:31,537 --> 00:14:33,771
WITH AN AIRSPEED OF, OH,
I'D ESTIMATE MACH 12.
384
00:14:33,773 --> 00:14:35,472
THEY KIDNAPPED AND STRIPPED ME,
385
00:14:35,474 --> 00:14:38,175
EXAMINED ME BRIEFLY,
RETURNED MY CLOTHES,
386
00:14:38,177 --> 00:14:39,476
AND DROPPED ME HERE.
387
00:14:39,478 --> 00:14:40,745
- I SEE.
388
00:14:40,747 --> 00:14:42,312
- THEY PRESSED MY PANTS.
389
00:14:42,314 --> 00:14:43,915
DID A NICE JOB.
390
00:14:43,917 --> 00:14:45,149
- YOU KNOW ALL THE ANSWERS
391
00:14:45,151 --> 00:14:47,418
TO THE QUESTIONS ON THE RELEASE
TEST, RIGHT?
392
00:14:47,420 --> 00:14:49,020
- I'VE GOT 'EM IN MY NOTEBOOK.
393
00:14:49,022 --> 00:14:50,821
- WHY DON'T WE JUST TAKE
THE TEST TOMORROW
394
00:14:50,823 --> 00:14:53,491
AND GET OUT OF THE CLASS
ONCE AND FOR ALL?
395
00:14:53,493 --> 00:14:55,593
- HOW WOULD I SPEND
MY AFTERNOONS?
396
00:14:55,595 --> 00:14:57,327
- UFO CONVENTIONS.
397
00:14:57,329 --> 00:15:01,065
- NOW YOU'RE TALKING.
398
00:15:01,067 --> 00:15:02,199
- AND SO FOR TOMORROW,
399
00:15:02,201 --> 00:15:05,436
I WANT YOU TO MAKE A LIST
OF TEN WAYS
400
00:15:05,438 --> 00:15:09,607
THE WORLD WOULD BE A SADDER
PLACE IF YOU WEREN'T IN IT.
401
00:15:09,609 --> 00:15:11,509
- MR. O'NEILL.
MR. O'NEILL.
402
00:15:11,511 --> 00:15:13,043
- YES. UM...
403
00:15:13,045 --> 00:15:14,078
YOU.
404
00:15:14,080 --> 00:15:16,146
- IS THAT IF WE'D
NEVER BEEN BORN
405
00:15:16,148 --> 00:15:19,183
OR IF WE DIED SUDDENLY
AND UNEXPECTEDLY?
406
00:15:19,185 --> 00:15:20,284
- NEVER BEEN BORN.
407
00:15:20,286 --> 00:15:21,285
[bell rings]
408
00:15:21,287 --> 00:15:23,021
SEE YOU ALL TOMORROW.
409
00:15:26,593 --> 00:15:29,227
HI...
410
00:15:29,229 --> 00:15:30,962
DID YOU NEED CLARIFICATION
411
00:15:30,964 --> 00:15:32,663
ON SOMETHING
WE COVERED TODAY?
412
00:15:32,665 --> 00:15:35,366
- WE FEEL REALLY GOOD
ABOUT OURSELVES.
413
00:15:35,368 --> 00:15:37,201
- WE WANT TO TAKE
THE GRADUATION TEST.
414
00:15:37,203 --> 00:15:39,037
- WELL...
415
00:15:39,039 --> 00:15:42,473
I'M GLAD YOUR SELF-IMAGE METER
IS ON THE UPTICK,
416
00:15:42,475 --> 00:15:45,209
BUT THERE'S STILL THREE MORE
WEEKS OF CLASS LEFT.
417
00:15:45,211 --> 00:15:48,212
- THIS FIRST WEEK HAS BEEN
A REAL EYE-OPENER.
418
00:15:48,214 --> 00:15:49,847
IT MUST BE THE WAY YOU TEACH.
419
00:15:49,849 --> 00:15:51,382
- OH, WELL,
420
00:15:51,384 --> 00:15:53,384
THANK YOU VERY MUCH.
421
00:15:53,386 --> 00:15:55,987
YOU KNOW,
YOU LOOK FAMILIAR SOMEHOW.
422
00:15:55,989 --> 00:15:57,388
- SO CAN WE TAKE THE TEST?
423
00:15:57,390 --> 00:16:00,023
- WELL, IT'S NOT THE WAY
WE USUALLY DO IT,
424
00:16:00,025 --> 00:16:03,260
BUT I GUESS SO.
425
00:16:03,262 --> 00:16:04,294
OKAY.
426
00:16:04,296 --> 00:16:05,896
QUESTION ONE.
427
00:16:05,898 --> 00:16:08,132
SELF-ESTEEM IS IMPORTANT
BECAUSE...
428
00:16:08,134 --> 00:16:09,466
- IT'S A QUALITY THAT WILL
429
00:16:09,468 --> 00:16:12,269
STAND US IN GOOD STEAD
FOR THE REST OF OUR LIVES.
430
00:16:12,271 --> 00:16:14,271
- VERY GOOD.
431
00:16:14,273 --> 00:16:18,176
NOW, THE NEXT TIME I START
TO FEEL BAD ABOUT MYSELF...
432
00:16:18,178 --> 00:16:20,411
- STAND BEFORE THE MIRROR,
LOOK MYSELF IN THE EYE,
433
00:16:20,413 --> 00:16:23,614
AND SAY, "YOU ARE SPECIAL.
NO ONE ELSE IS LIKE YOU."
434
00:16:23,616 --> 00:16:26,950
- YOU TWO REALLY HAVE BEEN
PAYING ATTENTION.
435
00:16:26,952 --> 00:16:28,853
OKAY.
THERE'S NO SUCH THING--
436
00:16:28,855 --> 00:16:29,887
- AS THE RIGHT WEIGHT.
437
00:16:29,889 --> 00:16:31,222
- OR THE RIGHT HEIGHT.
438
00:16:31,224 --> 00:16:33,358
- THERE'S ONLY WHAT'S RIGHT
FOR ME.
439
00:16:33,360 --> 00:16:36,060
- BECAUSE ME IS WHO I AM.
440
00:16:36,062 --> 00:16:38,395
- I DON'T THINK WE HAVE
TO GO ANY FARTHER.
441
00:16:38,397 --> 00:16:40,198
I AM REALLY PLEASED.
442
00:16:40,200 --> 00:16:41,332
I THINK THE WHOLE SCHOOL
443
00:16:41,334 --> 00:16:43,267
NEEDS TO HEAR ABOUT THIS
AT ASSEMBLY.
444
00:16:43,269 --> 00:16:44,969
[bell rings]
445
00:16:44,971 --> 00:16:48,672
- AND ONCE AGAIN, THE BAKE SALE
WAS A TREMENDOUS SUCCESS.
446
00:16:48,674 --> 00:16:50,608
WE RAISED MORE THAN $400
447
00:16:50,610 --> 00:16:53,344
WHICH WAS SUBSEQUENTLY STOLEN
FROM THE OFFICE,
448
00:16:53,346 --> 00:16:56,614
BUT I AM CONFIDENT WE WILL GET
THAT MONEY BACK.
449
00:16:56,616 --> 00:16:57,915
IN A RELATED NOTE,
450
00:16:57,917 --> 00:17:00,017
THE SCHOOL NURSE WILL BE
VISITING HOMEROOMS TOMORROW
451
00:17:00,019 --> 00:17:01,719
TO COLLECT DNA SAMPLES.
452
00:17:01,721 --> 00:17:04,488
NOW, MR. O'NEILL HAS
SOME VERY EXCITING NEWS
453
00:17:04,490 --> 00:17:07,424
ABOUT OUR AFTER-SCHOOL
SELF-ESTEEM CLASS.
454
00:17:07,426 --> 00:17:08,993
- THIS IS REALLY GONNA HELP ME
455
00:17:08,995 --> 00:17:11,428
GRADUALLY EASE
INTO STUDENT LIFE.
456
00:17:11,430 --> 00:17:12,730
- USUALLY WHEN I HAVE
THIS DREAM,
457
00:17:12,732 --> 00:17:14,364
I'M WEARING PINK TAFFETA.
458
00:17:14,366 --> 00:17:15,899
- THANK YOU.
459
00:17:15,901 --> 00:17:17,535
YOU KNOW, SELF-ESTEEM
IS A LITTLE LIKE
460
00:17:17,537 --> 00:17:19,437
YOUR CAR'S BRAKE FLUID.
461
00:17:19,439 --> 00:17:21,606
YOU MAY NOT EVEN KNOW YOU'RE
LOW ON IT
462
00:17:21,608 --> 00:17:23,474
UNTIL ONE DAY YOU GO
TO SHIFT GEARS
463
00:17:23,476 --> 00:17:25,109
AND NOTHING HAPPENS.
464
00:17:25,111 --> 00:17:27,445
- THAT'S TRANSMISSION FLUID!
465
00:17:27,447 --> 00:17:30,080
- THAT'S WHAT I SAID.
466
00:17:30,082 --> 00:17:32,049
ANYWAY, I'D LIKE YOU TO MEET
467
00:17:32,051 --> 00:17:35,119
TWO STUDENTS WHO HAVE COMPLETED
OUR SELF-ESTEEM COURSE
468
00:17:35,121 --> 00:17:37,488
FASTER THAN ANYONE EVER BEFORE.
469
00:17:37,490 --> 00:17:40,124
PLEASE JOIN ME
IN CONGRATULATIONS
470
00:17:40,126 --> 00:17:44,228
AS I PRESENT THESE CERTIFICATES
OF SELF-ESTEEM TO...
471
00:17:44,230 --> 00:17:46,230
DARIA MORGENDORFFER
472
00:17:46,232 --> 00:17:47,799
AND JANE LANE.
473
00:17:47,801 --> 00:17:50,434
[scattered applause]
474
00:17:50,436 --> 00:17:54,138
- OH, WHAT THE HELL.
475
00:17:58,678 --> 00:18:01,446
I JUST WANT TO SAY HOW PROUD
I AM TODAY.
476
00:18:01,448 --> 00:18:02,780
KNOWING THAT I HAVE SELF-ESTEEM
477
00:18:02,782 --> 00:18:07,518
GIVES ME
EVEN MORE SELF-ESTEEM.
478
00:18:07,520 --> 00:18:09,720
ON THE OTHER HAND,
HAVING ALL OF YOU KNOW
479
00:18:09,722 --> 00:18:13,757
THAT I HAD LOW SELF-ESTEEM
MAKES ME FEEL KIND OF BAD,
480
00:18:13,759 --> 00:18:18,362
LIKE A BIG FAILURE OR SOMETHING.
481
00:18:18,364 --> 00:18:21,132
I--I WANT TO GO HOME.
482
00:18:21,134 --> 00:18:23,400
[cries]
483
00:18:23,402 --> 00:18:24,435
- DARIA,
484
00:18:24,437 --> 00:18:27,872
WAIT.
485
00:18:30,276 --> 00:18:32,176
- NO ONE CAN BATTLE
A TERRIBLE PROBLEM
486
00:18:32,178 --> 00:18:34,879
LIKE LOW SELF-ESTEEM
ON THEIR OWN.
487
00:18:34,881 --> 00:18:36,113
IT TAKES GOOD COACHING--
488
00:18:36,115 --> 00:18:38,115
- WHO CARES ABOUT THESE LOSERS?
489
00:18:38,117 --> 00:18:40,952
- HEY, BEATS ALGEBRA, THOUGH,
DOESN'T IT?
490
00:18:40,954 --> 00:18:43,387
[laughs]
491
00:18:43,389 --> 00:18:44,454
- YEAH.
492
00:18:44,456 --> 00:18:46,256
- DID YOU HEAR WHAT I SAID,
QUINN?
493
00:18:46,258 --> 00:18:49,160
I SAID, LIKE, WHO CARES
HOW BAD THIS IS?
494
00:18:49,162 --> 00:18:51,129
IT'S STILL BETTER THAN ALGEBRA.
495
00:18:51,131 --> 00:18:53,164
- THAT'S GOOD, COREY.
496
00:18:53,166 --> 00:18:55,099
- FUNNY.
497
00:18:55,101 --> 00:18:56,400
THAT'S FUNNY, COREY.
498
00:18:56,402 --> 00:18:57,902
- REALIZE MY ACTUALITY.
499
00:18:57,904 --> 00:18:59,203
WINNING THE FIGHT AGAINST
500
00:18:59,205 --> 00:19:02,473
LOW SELF-ESTEEM TAKES SUPPORT
FROM TEACHERS,
501
00:19:02,475 --> 00:19:03,807
FROM FRIENDS,
502
00:19:03,809 --> 00:19:06,110
AND MOST OF ALL,
FROM FAMILY.
503
00:19:06,112 --> 00:19:08,579
- IS THAT LOSER STILL TALKING?
504
00:19:08,581 --> 00:19:09,880
[laughs]
505
00:19:09,882 --> 00:19:11,883
- AND SO THE ONE PERSON
I'D LIKE TO THANK
506
00:19:11,885 --> 00:19:14,852
MORE THAN ANY OTHER
IS MY VERY OWN SISTER,
507
00:19:14,854 --> 00:19:16,954
QUINN MORGENDORFFER.
508
00:19:16,956 --> 00:19:20,624
MY SISTER QUINN HAS FORGOTTEN
MORE ABOUT SELF-ESTEEM
509
00:19:20,626 --> 00:19:22,059
THAN I'LL EVER KNOW.
510
00:19:22,061 --> 00:19:23,860
ARE YOU OUT THERE, SIS?
511
00:19:23,862 --> 00:19:25,729
STAND UP AND LET ME THANK YOU.
512
00:19:25,731 --> 00:19:28,065
- THAT, LIKE, BRAIN
IS YOUR SISTER?
513
00:19:28,067 --> 00:19:30,567
- ARE YOU A BRAIN TOO?
514
00:19:32,005 --> 00:19:34,338
- SO THEN SHE GETS UP IN FRONT
OF THE WHOLE SCHOOL
515
00:19:34,340 --> 00:19:36,540
AND MAKES A BIG DEAL
ABOUT THANKING ME.
516
00:19:36,542 --> 00:19:38,575
- THAT'S REALLY SWEET, DARIA.
517
00:19:38,577 --> 00:19:39,910
- GOOD FOR YOU, HONEY.
518
00:19:39,912 --> 00:19:41,144
- [sighs exasperatedly]
519
00:19:41,146 --> 00:19:43,313
I'LL HAVE TO LOCK MYSELF
IN MY ROOM UNTIL I DIE.
520
00:19:43,315 --> 00:19:45,516
I'LL NEVER TALK TO ANYONE
FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE!
521
00:19:45,518 --> 00:19:46,717
[phone rings]
522
00:19:46,719 --> 00:19:48,519
THAT'S FOR ME.
523
00:19:48,521 --> 00:19:50,221
HELLO?
MATTHEW?
524
00:19:50,223 --> 00:19:52,189
- WHAT WAS SHE UPSET ABOUT
EXACTLY?
525
00:19:52,191 --> 00:19:53,257
- SHE FELT I SHOULD HAVE
526
00:19:53,259 --> 00:19:55,459
THANKED YOU AND MOM AS WELL.
527
00:19:55,461 --> 00:19:59,530
- NO, WE SHOULD THANK YOU
FOR BEING SUCH A GREAT KID.
528
00:19:59,532 --> 00:20:01,832
GRADUATING FROM SELF-ESTEEM
SCHOOL THREE WEEKS EARLY
529
00:20:01,834 --> 00:20:03,734
IS QUITE AN ACHIEVEMENT.
530
00:20:03,736 --> 00:20:06,103
- MAYBE WE SHOULD ALL GO OUT
AND CELEBRATE.
531
00:20:06,105 --> 00:20:08,806
- OH, I'D LOVE TO, DARIA,
BUT...
532
00:20:08,808 --> 00:20:10,808
- YEAH.
TAKE A RAIN CHECK, THOUGH.
533
00:20:10,810 --> 00:20:12,042
- I DON'T KNOW.
534
00:20:12,044 --> 00:20:13,644
MY SELF-ESTEEM FEELS LIKE
535
00:20:13,646 --> 00:20:15,746
IT'S STARTING TO SLIP.
536
00:20:20,119 --> 00:20:23,320
LET'S GO GET OUR PICTURE TAKEN
WITH THE CARDBOARD ALIEN.
537
00:20:23,322 --> 00:20:25,589
- UH, SURE, HONEY.
538
00:20:25,591 --> 00:20:27,591
WHATEVER YOU WANT.
539
00:20:27,593 --> 00:20:28,625
- QUINN?
540
00:20:28,627 --> 00:20:30,227
- I'LL WAIT HERE...
541
00:20:30,229 --> 00:20:32,863
OR IN THE LADIES' ROOM...
542
00:20:32,865 --> 00:20:34,465
OR MAYBE OUT IN THE PARKING LOT.
543
00:20:34,467 --> 00:20:37,234
- OKAY.
WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK.
544
00:20:37,236 --> 00:20:40,203
- HI.
I'M ARTIE.
545
00:20:40,205 --> 00:20:41,204
YOU'RE COOL.
546
00:20:41,206 --> 00:20:42,205
[giggles]
547
00:20:42,207 --> 00:20:44,174
- MOM? DAD?
548
00:20:44,176 --> 00:20:45,542
YOU GUYS, WAIT UP.
549
00:20:45,544 --> 00:20:48,011
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