- ♪ LA-LA, LA, LA-LA ♪
♪ LA-LA, LA, LA-LA ♪
- A HUNDRED MILES
TO GO TO A MALL?
DAMN IT, THERE'S A MALL FIVE MINUTES AWAY!
- SIT DOWN, DEAR.
WE'RE NOT GOING.
- OH--
OH.
- IT'S NOT A MALL.
IT'S A SUPER MALL,
THE MALL OF THE MILLENNIUM.
SHOP THERE FOREVER.
- IF YOU PLAY THAT JOHN LENNON SONG BACKWARDS,
IT SAYS, "IMAGINE ALL THE PEOPLE BROWSING IN A MALL."
ISN'T THAT WEIRD?
- IT'S TOO FAR AWAY, QUINN.
AND YOU'VE DONE ENOUGH SHOPPING FOR THIS QUARTER.
- MOM!
AS VICE PRESIDENT OF THE FASHION CLUB,
I NEED TO KNOW WHAT'S OUT THERE.
- VICE PRESIDENT?
DID YOU KNOW SHE WAS VICE PRESIDENT, HELEN?
- YES, JAKE.
- OF THE FASHION CLUB.
- YES, JAKE.
VICE PRESIDENT OF THE FASHION CLUB.
- DO YOU THINK THIS TIE WORKS?
- HMM.
IT'S NICE, DADDY.
BUT I THINK A MANDARIN COLLAR
WOULD REALLY SET OFF YOUR STRONG JAWLINE.
NOW, IF YOU DRIVE ME TO THE MALL OF THE MILLENNIUM--
- NO MORE MALLS UNTIL YOU BRING UP YOUR GRADE POINT AVERAGE.
- EXACTLY.
WHAT'S WRONG WITH HER GRADE POINT AVERAGE?
- HOW WILL I HOLD MY HEAD UP IN THE FASHION CLUB?
- A TRACTION PULLEY?
- JUST BECAUSE YOU'RE NOT INTERESTED
IN WHAT'S NEW AND ATTRACTIVE AND POPULAR--
- OH, I'M INTERESTED.
BUT WHY GO A MERE HUNDRED MILES AWAY?
I BET THEY HAVE SOME FASCINATING MALLS IN SOUTHEAST ASIA.
- SOUTHEAST ASIA?
TO GO TO A MALL?
DAMN IT!
- SIT DOWN, DEAR.
IT WAS A JOKE.
- OH! OH.
- IN ECONOMICS, WE CALL THIS FLOW.
WE HAVE A SCENARIO OF SUPPLY AND DEMAND,
WHEREIN A NEW DEMAND IS CREATED BY A PREVIOUS SUPPLY.
DOES EVERYONE FOLLOW?
CAN ANYONE GIVE ME A CONCRETE REPRESENTATION
OF THIS ABSTRACT THEORY?
[sighs]
DARIA?
- IF WE'RE TALKING CONCRETE,
I'D HAVE TO GO WITH THAT REPOSITORY
OF HUMAN GREED AND DEBASEMENT, THE MALL.
- VERY GOOD, DARIA.
THE MALL IS A BEAUTIFUL ILLUSTRATION
OF ALL THESE ECONOMIC PRINCIPLES.
IN FACT, IT WOULD MAKE FOR AN EXCELLENT FIELD TRIP.
- ALL RIGHT, FIELD TRIP.
WHERE ARE WE GOING, MAN?
- THE FIELD. - COOL.
- WE'LL VISIT THAT BRAND-NEW MALL OF THE MILLENNIUM.
IT'S A PERFECT EMBLEM OF A MODERN-DAY ECONOMIC STRUCTURE.
- UM, I THINK THAT'S A REALLY BAD IDEA.
- DON'T BE SILLY, DARIA.
IT'S YOUR IDEA, AND IT'S PERFECT.
- I SECOND DARIA.
THE MALL IS A DANGEROUS INFLUENCE ON TODAY'S TEEN,
AND THE FLUORESCENT LIGHTS GIVE YOU SEIZURES.
- WE'LL TAKE A VOTE.
ALL IN FAVOR OF A CLASS TRIP TO THE MALL NEXT FRIDAY
INSTEAD OF OUR USUAL SURPRISE QUIZ?
[all cheering]
ALL OPPOSED?
- THIS IS GREAT.
KEVIN AND I LOVE GOING TO THE MALL DURING SCHOOL.
I MEAN, BETWEEN CLASSES.
I MEAN-- WHAT DO I MEAN, BABE?
- WHAT'S THE DIFFERENCE, BABE?
YOU LOOK HOT.
- I'M SORRY, MRS. BENNETT.
I CAN'T GO TO THE MALL.
I HAVE A SKIN CONDITION.
- WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT, DARIA?
- IF I'M IN AN ENCLOSED SPACE FOR TOO LONG, I GET HIVES.
- BUT YOU'RE IN AN ENCLOSED SPACE NOW.
- YES, AND I'M REALLY ITCHY?
- THESE HIVES GET BAD, MRS. BENNETT.
I'VE SEEN THEM. THEY DRIP WITH PUS.
[all gagging]
JUST TRYING TO HELP.
- ♪ 78 BOTTLES OF BEER ON THE WALL ♪
♪ 78 BOTTLES OF BEER ♪
♪ IF ONE OF THOSE BOTTLES SHOULD HAPPEN TO FALL ♪
♪ 77 BOTTLES OF-- ♪ - BABE?
- YEAH?
- THAT'S A REALLY CUTE SONG AND ALL,
BUT DO YOU THINK YOU COULD STOP FOR A WHILE?
- SORRY, BABE.
WE ALWAYS SING THAT SONG ON THE TEAM BUS.
IT MAKES US FIERCE.
- YOU'RE NOT ON THE TEAM BUS NOW.
I'M NOT YOUR TEAMMATE.
I'M YOUR GIRLFRIEND.
WE TALKED ABOUT THE DIFFERENCE, REMEMBER?
- SORRY.
- WOULD YOU RATHER DO WHAT WE DO WITH YOUR TEAMMATES?
- BLAH!
- ALL RIGHT, THEN.
- [humming 100 Bottles of Beer]
- STEEL AND GLASS THOUGH IT MAY BE,
IN ITS OWN WAY, THE MALL CAN BE VIEWED AS A LIVING ORGANISM.
- MACK DADDY, DID YOU HEAR WHAT MRS. B CALLED THE MALL?
- SHE SAID "ORGANISM."
THAT'S NOT THE SAME AS ORGASM.
AND STOP CALLING ME THAT, OKAY?
- BABE, DID YOU HEAR WHAT MRS. B CALLED THE MALL?
- MM, YEAH.
[Kevin and Brittany moaning and smooching]
- YOU THINK IT WOULD DISHONOR DR. KING'S MEMORY
IF I WENT TO SIT IN THE BACK OF THE BUS?
- AT LEAST HE'S NOT SINGING.
- [humming 100 Bottles of Beer]
[smooching continues]
- HEY, SWEET BABY.
HOW'D YOU LIKE LIKE TO SPEND SOME DOUGH-RE-MI, HUH?
I NEED SOME MODELS FOR THIS-- UM, SORRY.
LADIES, ARE YOU AWARE OF THE ADVANTAGES OF A GOLD CARD?
VERY ADVANTAGEOUS WHEN IT BELONGS TO YOUR FATHER.
DAD WANTS ME TO PICK UP SOME BIKINIS FOR HIS SECRETARY.
[laughs]
BUT I NEED A COUPLE OF MODELS.
THE TWO OF YOU ARE ABOUT HER SIZE.
WHAT DO YOU SAY, GALS?
- UPCHUCK, ARE YOU AWARE
THAT MANY THERAPISTS NOW ACCEPT CREDIT CARDS?
DARIA?
- I FEEL SICK.
CAN SOMEONE OPEN A WINDOW?
- OH, ALLOW ME, FAIR MAIDEN.
[grunting]
- I DIDN'T KNOW YOU GOT CARSICK.
- I DON'T USUALLY.
IT'S THE FUMES.
IT SMELLS LIKE--
- TEEN SPIRIT?
- CHEAP PERFUME.
- BRITTANY MUST BE WORKING UP A SWEAT.
- THE MODERN-DAY MALL EVOLVED WHEN SHOPKEEPERS, AKA MERCHANTS,
DISCOVERED THE BENEFITS OF JOINING ECONOMIC FORCES.
[bus rattling]
UM, WHERE WAS I?
- MRS. B, MRS. B.
- WHAT, BRITTANY?
- DO YOU MIND IF WE DO A CHEER?
- UH, GO AHEAD, BRITTANY.
- HEY, HOW ABOUT 100 BOTTLES--
[coughing and wheezing]
- OKAY, EVERYBODY. LET'S MAKE IT A KEEPER.
WHERE ARE WE GOING? THE MALL.
WHAT ARE WE SPENDING? MONEY.
MONEY, MALL, MALL, MONEY.
MALL, MALL, MONEY.
GO, CLASS!
- YEAH!
- WELCOME TO MALL OF THE MILLENNIUM,
THE WORLD'S SECOND OR THIRD LARGEST MALL.
PLEASE STEP DOWN CAREFULLY.
[speaking Spanish]
- KEVIN, NOT NOW, OKAY?
- "NOT NOW" WHAT, BABE?
- I THINK I'M GOING TO BE SICK.
- UM, COULD IT POSSIBLY WAIT?
- all: OH!
- I KNOW I'M GOING TO BE SICK.
[retching]
[coughing]
- BIENVENIDOS A THE MALL OF THE MILLENNIUM.
- ♪ LA-LA, LA, LA-LA ♪
♪ LA-LA, LA, LA-LA ♪
[roller coaster clanking]
[people screaming]
- WE'RE IN AREA "B," SECTION PINK.
AND WE NEED TO GET TO AREA "C," SECTION ORANGE.
SO IF WE JUST BEAR RIGHT AT AREA "L," SECTION BLUE--WAIT.
SORRY, WRONG LEVEL.
- LOOK, MACK DADDY, THE SPORT SHORTS.
A WHOLE STORE FULL OF SHORTS FOR SPORTS.
- UH-HUH.
- EVERYONE, WE'LL WALK DOWN "R" MAUVE
AND TURN RIGHT AT "Q" CANARY.
PLEASE KEEP THE FLOW, PEOPLE.
PLEASE KEEP THE FLOW.
- WHO WOULD EVER GUESS THERE COULD BE SO MANY COLORS?
THE PERSON WHO THOUGHT THEM ALL UP MUST BE A GENIUS.
- YEAH, AND WE HAVEN'T EVEN GOTTEN TO PUKE GREEN YET.
OH, YEAH.
- LEFT AT "N," CRANBERRY.
WAIT, IS THAT CRANBERRY OR MAGENTA?
JANE, YOU'RE AN ARTIST.
- IT'S CRANAPPLE.
- MRS. B, CAN WE PLEASE STOP FOR A MINUTE AT BIKINI ISLAND?
I'D LIKE TO BUY A FEW TRIFLES FOR THE LADIES.
AND PERHAPS YOU'D CARE TO PICK OUT SOMETHING FOR YOURSELF.
- NOT NOW, CHARLES.
WE'LL BE LATE FOR OUR MEETING WITH THE MALL EXECUTIVES.
I HAD TO WORK VERY HARD TO ARRANGE THIS.
THESE ARE VERY IMPORTANT, VERY BUSY--
OH, OH! [squealing]
- WHAT IS IT, MRS. B?
- THE FUZZY WUZZY WEE BITS SHOP.
HERBERT AND I COLLECT FUZZY WUZZY WEE BITS.
AREN'T THEY ADORABLE?
OH, LOOK, A FUZZY WUZZY WEE BITS CACTUS.
AND LOOK AT THAT LITTLE BUNNY RABBIT
WITH ITS OWN FUZZY WUZZY CARROT.
[laughs]
- AND OF COURSE, WHEN YOU GO TO A MALL, YOU LOOK FOR WHAT?
- BIKINIS.
[chortling]
MAKE THAT LOVELY, LUSCIOUS LADIES IN BIKINIS.
- YEAH.
OW!
- [growls]
FEISTY.
- I ALWAYS LOOK FOR SECURITY GUARDS
LEADING AWAY SOMEONE IN HANDCUFFS.
SHOPLIFTERS ARE THE BEST JUDGES OF MERCHANDISE.
- I MEANT MORE ALONG THE LINES
OF THE QUALITIES YOU LOOK FOR, THE STORES.
WHAT SHOULD THEY BE LIKE?
- PERKY, A LITTLE BOUNCY, NOT TOO BOUNCY.
- WHAT?
- I HAVE A QUESTION.
DO YOU THINK OUR DEMOGRAPHIC CAN REALLY BE ADDRESSED
BY A BUNCH OF MIDDLE-AGED MIDDLE MANAGERS
TELLING US WHAT'S FUN TO BUY?
- HOW ABOUT YOU?
HOW MANY TIMES A YEAR DO YOU GO TO THE MALL?
- DON'T PEOPLE USUALLY GET PAID
FOR PARTICIPATING IN MARKET RESEARCH?
- [panicked] RESEARCH?
- NOW, DARIA, THESE BUSY EXECUTIVES HAVE BEEN NICE ENOUGH
TO GIVE THEIR TIME TO HELP EDUCATE US ON MALL ECONOMICS.
TELL US ABOUT FLOW, WOULD YOU?
- OKAY.
- I BET THAT'S A TWO-WAY MIRROR.
- YOU MEAN IF YOU TURN OUT THE LIGHTS, YOU CAN SEE THROUGH IT?
- OH, YOU DON'T WANT TO DO THAT.
- OOH, COOL.
- THE FOCUS GROUP IS A VERY IMPORTANT TOOL
IN MALL MANAGEMENT.
WE THOUGHT THAT WITH THIS LIVE DEMONSTRATION--
- I FEEL USED.
I FEEL ABUSED.
I FEEL THAT THIS IS NOT A FUN MALL AFTER ALL,
AND THE MEDIA SHOULD BE MADE AWARE OF IT.
- ALL RIGHT, LITTLE LADY.
HERE'S A COUPON FOR A FREE FROZEN YOGURT.
- DON'T INSULT ME.
- MAKE IT A $10 MERCHANDISE COUPON?
- YOU'RE STILL INSULTING HER.
- OKAY.
A $20 MERCHANDISE COUPON FOR EVERYONE IN THE CLASS.
- YOU DON'T GET IT. THERE'S A PRINCIPLE INVOLVED.
- NO, THERE ISN'T.
- SO MUCH FOR IDEALISTIC YOUTH.
- THAT'S 20 BUCKS.
- "BOOKS BY THE TON, THE COUNTRY'S BIGGEST BOOK STORE"?
OH, MAN!
- "THE SPORT SHORTS"?
- AW!
- "SCIZZOR WIZARD."
I CAN ACTUALLY USE A NEW PAIR OF SCISSORS.
HERE, I GOT ONE FOR YOU.
- "THE DOODAD SHOP."
OH, GOOD.
I'VE ALWAYS WANTED MY OWN DOODAD.
- DARIA AND JANE, YOU'LL OBSERVE TRAFFIC PATTERNS
AT THE FOOD CONCESSIONS.
AND KEVIN AND BRITTANY,
YOU WILL STUDY AND REPORT BACK ON SHRINKAGE.
- WHAT'S SHRINKAGE?
- SHRINKAGE IS THE RETAILING TERM FOR SHOPLIFTING.
I'D LIKE YOU TO ANALYZE ITS ECONOMIC IMPACT.
DOES EVERYONE ELSE UNDERSTAND THEIR ASSIGNMENT?
NOW, WE'LL MEET BACK HERE AT 2:45.
REMEMBER, AREA "F," SECTION MOSS, LEVEL THREE.
GOT IT? "F" MOSS THREE.
- I KNOW A GOOD WAY TO REMEMBER THAT.
- YOU HAVE A MNEMONIC DEVICE FOR US, KEVIN?
- IT'S NOT AN S&M THING, MRS. B.
IT'S JUST A WAY TO REMEMBER THAT.
- LET'S HEAR IT.
- FFMOSS THREE.
FFMOSS THREE.
GET IT?
FFMOSS THREE.
OR WAS IT FFMOSS TWO?
- EVERYONE, WRITE IT DOWN.
[girls screaming]
- TRAFFIC PATTERNS AT THE FOOD CONCESSIONS.
HMM.
- I'VE NOTICED A PATTERN.
PEOPLE WALK IN HERE LOOKING HUNGRY.
- AND LEAVE STUFFING THEIR FACE.
- ASSIGNMENT COMPLETED.
- NOW FOR EXTRA CREDIT.
LET'S EXPERIENCE THE TRAFFIC PATTERN FOR OURSELVES.
- I KNOW, A MAKEOVER PROJECT.
WE'LL FIND SOME HIDEOUSLY OUT-OF-STYLE NOBODY
AND MAKE HER LOOK AS GOOD AS US.
ALMOST.
- THAT'S SO GREAT, QUINN.
I WISH I'D HAD SUCH A BRILLIANT IDEA.
YOU GUYS SHOULD IMPEACH ME AND MAKE QUINN PRESIDENT.
- OH, SANDY, I NEVER WOULD HAVE HAD THAT IDEA
IF IT WEREN'T FOR YOU.
YOU SAID, "THE FASHION CLUB SHOULD DO MORE
FOR THE COMMUNITY."
YOU'RE A GREAT LEADER.
- THAT'S 'CAUSE YOU GUYS ARE SUCH GREAT LEADETTES.
- SO WE'LL FIND, LIKE, A LOSER POSTER GIRL
TO SHOW WE REALLY, LIKE, DO STUFF FOR PEOPLE.
- BUT IF WE DO POSTERS,
SHOULDN'T WE BE ON THEM?
- WE CAN HAVE A FUND-RAISER TO BUY HER MAKEUP.
- COOL, A PARTY.
- CAN I COME?
- LISTEN, UM, GUY.
WHY DON'T YOU JUST WAIT IN THE CAR FOR US?
- YOU SAID IF I DROVE YOU, I COULD HANG OUT WITH YOU.
- OH, ALL RIGHT.
BUT DON'T TRY TO PARTICIPATE, OKAY?
WE'RE IN THE MIDDLE OF A MEETING.
- LOOK. THEY'D BE PERFECT.
- WOW, YOU'RE RIGHT. THEY NEED HELP.
- ESPECIALLY THE ONE ON THE LEFT.
SHE REALLY NEEDS VOLUMIZER AND MAYBE SOME SUBTLE STREAKS.
- AND A LITTLE SKORT SET?
HAVE YOU SEEN THE NEW SKORTS?
REALLY CUTE.
- IS IT A SKIRT, OR IS IT SHORTS?
I LOVE THAT.
- I WONDER IF THEY MAKE SKORTS FOR SPORTS.
- [screams]
- GOOD TO SEE YOU TOO.
- ♪ LA-LA, LA, LA-LA ♪
♪ LA-LA, LA, LA-LA ♪
- WELL, WHAT AN UNEXPECTED OPPORTUNITY FOR SIBLING BONDING.
- I'M GOING TO BE SICK.
- IS THAT, LIKE, A FAMILY THING?
- JUST ONE SEC, GUYS.
I'M INTERVIEWING OUR FIRST MAKEOVER CANDIDATE.
- I'M SURE MOM AND DAD WILL BE REALLY PLEASED
TO HEAR I RAN INTO YOU HERE AT THE MALL
ON THIS LOVELY SCHOOL DAY.
- OKAY, STATE YOUR TERMS.
- IT'S WEIRD.
I CAN'T THINK OF ANYTHING I'D WANT FROM YOU.
- HOW ABOUT A FREE MAKEOVER? - NO, THANKS.
BUT I WOULDN'T MIND
TAKING IT EASY AROUND THE HOUSE FOR A MONTH.
- A MONTH?
- I'D HOLD OUT FOR COLD CASH.
- OR YOU COULD JUST NEVER SET FOOT INSIDE A MALL
FOR THE REST OF YOUR SORRY ADOLESCENT LIFE,
AND A RIDE HOME FROM YOUR LITTLE FRIEND WOULD BE GREAT.
JANE AND I REALLY AREN'T IN THE MOOD TO TAKE THE BUS BACK.
- UGH! FINE.
MEET US IN AN HOUR AT LEVEL FIVE, AREA "D,"
SECTION LAVENDER. - GOT THAT?
- DLAVENDER FIVE.
DLAVENDER FIVE. NOTHING TO IT.
- WHO WAS THAT GIRL?
- LOOK, YOU WERE HIRED TO DRIVE, NOT SPEAK.
OKAY?
- GOT US A RIDE HOME.
COOL.
- NO, I BLEW IT.
I SHOULD HAVE MADE THEM DRIVE UPCHUCK HOME.
- HEY, LOOK.
I CAN USE MY COUPON.
[bright pop music]
♪ ♪
- YOU GOT HERE JUST IN TIME.
YOU'RE ALMOST IN TIME.
- I'VE GOT THIS COUPON.
BUT I JUST WANTED A PAIR OF SCISSORS.
- WE DON'T SELL SCISSORS. WE CUT HAIR.
WHICH SHOW? - WHAT?
- WHICH TV SHOW DO YOU WANT YOUR STYLE FROM?
MOST OF OUR CLIENTS GO FOR A SITCOM,
ALTHOUGH YOU'RE MORE THE MOVIE OF THE WEEK TYPE.
I HAVE A TV GUIDE IF YOU WANT TO BROWSE.
- HAVE YOU EVER SEEN SICK, SAD WORLD?
- NO.
- HOW ABOUT ANIMAL MAULINGS ON HOME VIDEO?
- YEAH, I'D LOVE TO HAVE HAIR
LIKE THAT WOMAN WHO WAS MOLESTED BY THE KANGAROO.
- REALLY? SHE LOOKED SO EVERYDAY.
- I MEAN AFTER SHE WAS MOLESTED.
- OH.
- MAKE SURE YOU GET, LIKE,
THE BIG CLODS OF DIRT AND STUFF IN IT.
- LISTEN, MAYBE YOU GIRLS BETTER COME BACK ANOTHER TIME.
MY NEXT APPOINTMENT'S HERE.
- WHAT ABOUT MY COUPON?
MOUSSE?
- HEY, HOW ABOUT THAT GUY WHO WAS TRAMPLED BY THE MOOSE?
- NAH. HIS HAIR WAS TOO BLOODY.
NICE OF HER TO BUY THAT COUPON BACK FOR CASH.
LET'S DO YOURS NEXT.
- I'M REALLY NOT IN THE MARKET FOR A DOODAD.
- COME ON.
LET'S AT LEAST FIND OUT WHAT A DOODAD IS.
WHAT IS THIS STUFF?
- WHO WOULD BUY SUCH CRAPPY, USELESS JUNK?
- FFMOSS THREE, FFMOSS THREE.
♪ 100 BOTTLES OF BEER ON THE WALL ♪
♪ 100 BOTTLES OF BEER ♪
- DID YOU SEE THAT CUTE LITTLE THINGY WITH THE CUTE THINGY?
- I GOT IT FOR YOU, BABE.
- OH, KEV, THIS IS THE FIRST CUTE THINGY
THAT YOU'VE BOUGHT ME SINCE--
WAIT.
YOU DIDN'T STEAL THIS, DID YOU?
- IT WAS SHRINKAGE, BABE.
[bell clanging, horn honking]
- all: ♪ WHEN YOU'RE FEELING BAD OR MAD OR SAD ♪
♪ BUY A DOODAD ♪
♪ YOU'LL FEEL GLAD ♪
♪ IT'S NOT TOO BAD FOR DOODAD ♪
♪ DOODAY ♪
- WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO MY FRIEND?
- YOU'RE OUR LUCKY 10,000TH CUSTOMER.
ALL THESE DOODADS ARE YOURS FOR FREE.
DON'T YOU GET IT?
YOU'RE OUR WINNER.
- WINNER?
- YOU KNOW, IT'S ANOTHER WORD FOR LOSER.
- ON THREE, EVERYONE.
"I LOVE DOODADS."
ONE, TWO, THREE.
- all: I LOVE DOODADS.
- THANKS FOR THE RIDE, GUY.
- THANK YOU, SWEETHEART.
YOU'VE BECOME SO CONSIDERATE THESE PAST COUPLE OF WEEKS.
- AND I'LL BET SHE STAYS THAT WAY FOR ANOTHER COUPLE OF WEEKS.
- THAT WAS DELICIOUS.
ANYONE ELSE WANT A CUP OF COFFEE?
- LET ME, DAD.
[sighs]
LET ME.
- SHOULD WE TELL THEM?
- LET'S. - GIRLS--
- I WAS A LITTLE HARD ON YOU THE OTHER DAY, QUINN.
SO DAD AND I WERE THINKING IT WOULD BE FUN
TO TAKE IN A MOVIE AT THE NEW SUPER MEGA MULTIPLEX.
AND, DARIA, AFTER THE MOVIE,
WE'LL STOP AT BOOKS BY THE TON.
IT'S THE BIGGEST BOOKSTORE IN THE COUNTRY.
- YOU KNOW, AT THE MALL OF THE MILLENNIUM.
- GREAT.
- YEAH, GREAT.
- DID YOU THINK THEY'D BE MORE EXCITED?
- OH, YOU KNOW DARIA.
SHE LOVES TO ACT COOL. [laughs]
ONCE WE'RE THERE, WAIT TILL YOU SEE HER FACE THEN.
[powerful rock music]
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