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- ♪ LA-LA, LA, LA-LA ♪
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♪ LA-LA, LA, LA-LA ♪
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♪ ♪
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- AND LIKE A HUSBAND
GOING HOME
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TO HIS NOBLE
AND SELF-SACRIFICING WIFE,
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THE RAT KEEPS RETURNING
TO THE FOOD BOX--
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THAT IS, THE POSITIVE
REINFORCEMENT.
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OH, IF ONLY MEN COULD BE
MORE LIKE RATS.
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OH, SURE, THEY COME HOME
AT FIRST.
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YOU FEED THEM,
YOU WAIT ON THEM,
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AND THEN,
AFTER 22 THANKLESS YEARS,
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THEY JUST UP AND LEAVE.
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NO, NO, NO PHONE CALL.
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NO NOTHING.
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JUST...LIKE...THAT!
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- I WONDER WHY HE LEFT.
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- NOW, BEFORE I DIVIDE
THE CLASS INTO TEAMS OF TWO,
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WHO CAN GIVE ME ANOTHER EXAMPLE
OF REINFORCEMENT?
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FINE, CLASS.
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IGNORE ME, JUST LIKE HE DID.
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KEVIN?
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- UM--
- SHUT UP, KEVIN.
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DARIA?
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REINFORCEMENT?
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- HMM.
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TO MAKE A CHILD STOP CRYING,
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A MOTHER MIGHT SAY,
"THAT'S IT.
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"I'M SENDING YOU TO EL PASO
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TO LIVE WITH YOUR REAL FATHER."
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WHENEVER THE CHILD GETS UPSET,
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THE MOTHER MIGHT WAVE
AN AIRLINE TICKET IN HER FACE
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OR MAYBE EVEN FRAME IT ON
THE WALL BY THE CLOWN PICTURE.
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THE TICKET STOPS THE GIRL
FROM CRYING
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OR SHOWING ANY EMOTION...
EVER.
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- RIGHT, THAT'S--
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- YEARS LATER,
SEEING AN AIRPLANE
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OR JUST HEARING ONE FLY OVERHEAD
CAN UNLEASH
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A PANDORA'S BOX
OF REPRESSED ANGER,
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SHATTERING THE GROWN CHILD'S
FRAGILE PSYCHE
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AND TRIGGERING A PSYCHOTIC
AND POSSIBLY DEADLY EPISODE.
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- I LIKE THE WAY YOU THINK.
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KEVIN!
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DARIA WILL BE YOUR LAB PARTNER.
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- squeak!
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- YOU TWO WILL DESIGN A MAZE
AND CONDITION KEVIN--I MEAN,
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CONDITION A MOUSE USING POSITIVE
OR NEGATIVE REINFORCEMENT.
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- BUT, BABE, WE'VE NEVER BEEN
SEPARATED
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ON A LAB PROJECT BEFORE.
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WHAT'LL WE DO?
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- PASS?
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- BRITTANY, CHARLES WILL BE
YOUR PARTNER.
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- [squeaks]
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BUT, MS. BARCH,
I'M A CHEERLEADER.
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- GIVE ME AN...
[rolls "R"]
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- I REALLY LIKE DOING MAZES.
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THOSE ONES ON THE BACK
OF CEREAL BOXES ARE COOL.
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- WELL, NOW I AM EXCITED.
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- SHUT UP, MACK.
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- SO NOW KEVIN'S
MY LAB PARTNER.
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- NEXT BEST THING
TO WORKING ALONE.
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- OH, NO.
HE LIKES MAZES.
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- MAYBE YOU COULD GET
A WIND-UP TOY TO DISTRACT HIM.
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- HIS WIND-UP TOY IS WORKING
WITH UPCHUCK.
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- HEY, DARIA!
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MIND IF WE DO THE MAZE THING
AT YOUR HOUSE?
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MY CABLE'S BROKEN.
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- IT'S 911 IN THE MORNING
AND 1-900 IN THE EVENING.
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THE PHONE SEX E.M.S. DISPATCHER
WHEN SICK, SAD WORLD RETURNS.
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- DARIA, I HEARD YOU'RE WORKING
WITH KEVIN THOMPSON
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ON A SCIENCE PROJECT.
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HE'S QUARTERBACK
OF THE FOOTBALL TEAM, ISN'T HE?
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- BRITTANY WAS SOBBING
IN THE BATHROOM.
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- SCIENCE IS FASCINATING.
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TELL ME ALL ABOUT IT, HONEY.
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- I CAN'T; I SIGNED
A CONFIDENTIALITY PAPER.
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THE OTHER SCIENTISTS
WOULD BE MAD.
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- OH, FORGET IT, DARIA.
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QUINN, HOW WAS YOUR DAY?
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- IT SUCKED.
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FIRST MY TEACHER GAVE MY PAPER
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ON CLEOPATRA'S MAKEUP DON'TS
AN "F."
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LIKE HE WOULD KNOW!
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THEN MY HEEL BROKE.
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THEN, LIKE,
THE DAY WAS ALMOST OVER,
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AND ONLY TWO GUYS
HAD ASKED ME OUT.
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LUCKILY, JUST BEFORE--
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- DARIA, PLEASE TELL ME
ABOUT THE PROJECT.
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- [sighs]
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IT'S ABOUT HOW BEHAVIOR
IS AFFECTED
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BY POSITIVE OR NEGATIVE
REINFORCEMENT.
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- SOUNDS SUPER.
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- LIKE, SAY YOU HAVE A FRIEND
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WHO RESPONDS TO EVERYTHING
YOU SAY WITH, "THAT'S GREAT."
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THIS INSINCERE REPLY
IS THE SAME
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WHETHER YOU SAVED A LIFE
OR KILLED A BUG
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AND THUS BECOMES
NEGATIVE REINFORCEMENT,
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CAUSING YOU TO WITHDRAW
FROM THAT PERSON OR PERSONS.
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- WOW, THAT'S FANTASTIC!
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MAYBE IF YOU AND KEVIN
WORK WELL TOGETHER,
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HE'LL ASSOCIATE YOU
WITH FEELING GOOD
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AND WANT TO INCLUDE YOU
IN HIS CIRCLE OF FRIENDS.
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- DO YOU REALLY BELIEVE THAT?
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- BELIEVE?
IN WHAT SENSE?
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- MAYBE I'LL HELP
WITH THE PROJECT.
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I'M INTO SCIENCE.
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- QUINN, THAT'S GREAT!
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- WHAT EXACTLY DO YOU LIKE
ABOUT IT?
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- UM, LIKE,
NOW THEY CAN MAKE PERFUME
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WITHOUT HURTING LITTLE BUNNIES.
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[doorbell rings]
DOOR!
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[telephone ringing]
PHONE!
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- [sighs]
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HEY, KEVIN.
- HI, QUINN.
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HEY, DARIA, I'M READY
TO START THIS MAZE THING.
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- I'M HELPING.
LET'S GO.
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- WAIT A MINUTE, KEVIN.
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THERE'S SOMETHING
I WANT YOU TO SEE.
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- [snoring]
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- LOOK, KEVIN.
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THE PIGSKIN CHANNEL:
GREAT BIG GUYS
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SLAMMING INTO
OTHER GREAT BIG GUYS.
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FUN.
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- COOL!
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- THE PIGSKIN CHANNEL,
CLASSIC FOOTBALL GAMES
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24 HOURS A DAY EVERY DAY
ALL THIS MONTH.
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- GOOD THING
I HAVE NOTHING PLANNED.
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- I GUESS IT'S JUST YOU AND ME.
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GOT YOUR SAW AND SANDPAPER?
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- UM, ACTUALLY, I'M, LIKE,
NEEDED HERE MORE.
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RIGHT, KEVIN?
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- [Jake snores]
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- KEVIN, IF YOU WANT A PILLOW
OR ANYTHING,
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THERE'S ONE ON THAT CHAIR.
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- THANKS, BABE.
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JUST PUT IT BEHIND MY BACK.
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- SHOULDN'T YOU BE WORKING
ON YOUR PROJECT?
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YOU KNOW, TEACHING A MOUSE
TO FETCH OR WHATEVER?
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- LOOKS LIKE THERE'S PLENTY OF
FETCHING GOING ON ALREADY.
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- [coughs]
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- KEVIN, IF YOU WANT A SODA
OR ANYTHING,
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THERE'S SOME IN THE FRIDGE.
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I KNOW I'M KIND OF THIRSTY.
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- THANKS, BABE.
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COULD YOU, LIKE,
PUT SOME ICE IN IT?
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- HOW MANY CUBES?
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- TWO IS COOL.
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- UGH!
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- WELCOME TO CASA DE CHUCK,
BELLA SEÑORITA.
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DON'T WORRY, TOOTS.
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THIS TORRID AFFAIR SHALL REMAIN
OUR LITTLE SECRET,
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AS IT MUST.
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- LISTEN, UPCHUCK.
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YOU COME NEAR ME, AND KEVIN
WILL BUST YOUR--
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- KEVIN?
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KEVIN'S BUSY NOW...
WITH DARIA!
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- OOH!
- BUT YOU'RE RIGHT.
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PASSION CAN WAIT UNTIL
WE'VE CONSTRUCTED OUR MAZE.
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THERE'S A SAW.
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- EXCUSE ME.
I DON'T DO SAW.
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- OH, MY FRAGILE PETAL.
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EITHER YOU DO YOUR SHARE,
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OR I TELL EVERYONE
WE'RE DATING.
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- LIKE ANYONE
WOULD BELIEVE THAT.
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- BUT THEY WOULD BELIEVE THIS.
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- [gasps]
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- ISN'T THAT SAM STACK,
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QUARTERBACK FOR OAKWOOD,
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OUR RIVALS?
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- BUT KEVIN AND I BROKE UP
THAT WEEK.
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WAIT, HOW DID YOU GET THIS?
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YOU PERVERT!
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- SILLY ME.
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I WAS TAKING PICTURES AND FORGOT
I HAD THE TELEPHOTO LENS ON.
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AH, AH, AH.
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ON SECOND THOUGHT,
I'LL START THE MAZE.
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YOU CAN GET ME A SODA.
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- HUH?
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- IN THE KITCHEN.
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I TAKE TWO CUBES.
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NOT ONE, NOT THREE, TWO.
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[laughs]
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SLAVE FOR A WEEK.
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- GO, GO, GO!
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- GEE, KEVIN, I HOPE THE STEAK
ISN'T TOO MEDIUM RARE.
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- YOU SUCK!
THAT'S MY TEAM.
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OH, THE STEAK?
OH, THAT'S COOL.
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AND I REALLY LIKE
THIS YELLOW DIP.
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HEY, TOMORROW NIGHT,
LET'S HAVE SLOPPY JOES.
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- UM, I WAS THINKING
TOMORROW NIGHT
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YOU MIGHT TAKE ME
TO CHEZ PIERRE.
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THE FOOD THERE IS, LIKE,
REALLY GOOD,
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AND THE WAITERS ARE, LIKE,
REALLY FOREIGN.
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- GEE, BABE, THERE SEEMS TO BE
PLENTY OF GOOD FOOD RIGHT HERE.
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- YES, BUT--
- AH, YOU SUCK!
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YOU SUCK! YOU SUCK!
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[doorbell rings]
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- EW!
WHAT HAPPENED TO YOU?
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- UGH, THAT DESPICABLE UPCHUCK
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MADE ME CHANGE THE WATER
IN HIS FISH TANKS.
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IS KEVIN HERE?
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- SORRY, BRITTANY,
BUT HE'S VERY BUSY
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WORKING ON THE MAZE THING
AND CAN'T BE DISTURBED.
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- HEY, QUINN,
WHAT'S FOR DESSERT?
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- BUT--
- GOTTA GO!
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- OOH!
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- KEVIN, WHAT ARE YOU
DOING HERE?
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DID YOU GET LOST?
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- [laughs] NO.
I MEAN, SORT OF.
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HEY, COOL!
YOU FINISHED THE MAZE.
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THAT MUST HAVE TAKEN,
LIKE, FOREVER.
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OOPS.
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SORRY.
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- KEVIN, I WANT YOU
TO PUT THE DOOR DOWN
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AND STEP AWAY FROM THE MAZE,
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AND NO ONE WILL GET HURT.
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[mouse squeaking]
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- HEY, IS THIS THE MOUSE
WE'RE TRAINING?
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- YOU DON'T RECOGNIZE HIM
AFTER ALL YOUR HOURS TOGETHER?
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- HEY, CAN YOU MAKE HIM
STAND ON HIS HEAD?
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- NOT RIGHT NOW.
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HE'S EXHAUSTED
FROM JUMPING ROPE.
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- LOOK WHAT I MADE, KEVIN.
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- NO ICE CREAM?
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I WOULDN'T PUT UP WITH THAT
IF I WERE YOU.
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- YEAH, THANKS, QUINN.
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LEAVE IT BY THE TV.
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- "LEAVE IT BY THE TV."
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IT'S LIKE WE'RE ALREADY
GOING OUT.
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- THERE YOU ARE.
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- YO, BABE.
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- SO, LIKE, WHAT HAVE YOU
BEEN DOING ALL NIGHT?
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- UM, WORKING?
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- WOW, THIS LOOKS
REALLY COMPLICATED.
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KEVIN, YOU'RE SO SMART.
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EXPLAIN IT TO ME.
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00:09:25,631 --> 00:09:30,534
- UH, WELL, SEE,
THERE'S THIS PATH.
237
00:09:30,536 --> 00:09:32,270
WAIT, HEY.
238
00:09:32,272 --> 00:09:33,738
WELL, THERE'S TWO PATHS.
239
00:09:33,740 --> 00:09:34,773
COOL.
240
00:09:34,775 --> 00:09:35,807
- WORKING, HUH?
241
00:09:35,809 --> 00:09:37,776
YOU COULD AT LEAST HIDE
THE EVIDENCE.
242
00:09:37,778 --> 00:09:39,878
NOW, TELL ME;
WHAT'S GOING ON HERE?
243
00:09:39,880 --> 00:09:41,246
- RELAX, BRITTANY.
244
00:09:41,248 --> 00:09:43,782
HAVE A NICE BIG PIECE
OF THE CHOCOLATE LAYER CAKE
245
00:09:43,784 --> 00:09:44,883
QUINN MADE JUST FOR KEVIN.
246
00:09:44,885 --> 00:09:45,917
- OOH!
247
00:09:45,919 --> 00:09:49,387
YOU--YOU VIXENS!
248
00:09:49,389 --> 00:09:51,589
COME ON; WE'RE LEAVING.
249
00:09:51,591 --> 00:09:53,224
- BUT IT'S ONLY HALFTIME--
250
00:09:53,226 --> 00:09:55,193
I MEAN, DARIA NEEDS ME.
251
00:09:55,195 --> 00:09:56,194
- YEAH.
252
00:09:56,196 --> 00:09:58,262
HE HAS THREE MORE DOORS
TO BREAK.
253
00:09:58,264 --> 00:09:59,263
- YEAH.
254
00:09:59,265 --> 00:10:02,200
- OH, BRITTANY!
255
00:10:02,202 --> 00:10:03,201
- UGH!
256
00:10:03,203 --> 00:10:05,603
ALL RIGHT, I'M GOING.
257
00:10:05,605 --> 00:10:08,906
BUT I'M WARNING YOU,
MISS SMARTYNESS,
258
00:10:08,908 --> 00:10:11,009
I KNOW HOW TO FIGHT
FOR MY MAN.
259
00:10:11,011 --> 00:10:12,943
- [indignantly] WHAT MAN?
260
00:10:15,916 --> 00:10:18,183
- IF YOU WERE REALLY GOOD,
261
00:10:18,185 --> 00:10:20,618
YOU'D GET THE MOUSE
TO STAY OFF BOTH PATHS--
262
00:10:20,620 --> 00:10:21,819
YOU KNOW, LIKE DADA.
263
00:10:21,821 --> 00:10:23,354
EVERYTHING IS USELESS.
264
00:10:23,356 --> 00:10:25,357
- I WOULDN'T DO THAT
TO THE MOUSE.
265
00:10:25,359 --> 00:10:27,058
BUT IT MIGHT BE FUN
TO TRY IT ON...
266
00:10:27,060 --> 00:10:28,993
- SO, DARIA, WE STILL HAVE
A LOT OF WORK TO DO
267
00:10:28,995 --> 00:10:30,294
ON THIS MAZE THING, RIGHT?
268
00:10:30,296 --> 00:10:32,763
- YEAH, BUT I DON'T EXPECT YOU
TO MAINTAIN
269
00:10:32,765 --> 00:10:35,133
YOUR LASERLIKE FOCUS
OF THE PAST WEEK.
270
00:10:35,135 --> 00:10:36,767
- COOL! WHATEVER.
271
00:10:36,769 --> 00:10:39,203
HEY, MAYBE I'LL STOP BY
THE GARAGE TONIGHT
272
00:10:39,205 --> 00:10:40,538
AFTER THE STEELERS GAME.
273
00:10:40,540 --> 00:10:42,073
- THAT'S NOT REALLY NECESSARY.
274
00:10:42,075 --> 00:10:43,408
- OH, WAIT, I CAN'T.
275
00:10:43,410 --> 00:10:46,144
I PROMISED QUINN
I'D HELP HER PRACTICE
276
00:10:46,146 --> 00:10:47,778
HER BACK MASSAGE TECHNIQUE.
277
00:10:47,780 --> 00:10:49,947
- DOES THIS BOY ALWAYS THINK
OF OTHERS FIRST?
278
00:10:49,949 --> 00:10:51,382
- WHAT?
279
00:10:51,384 --> 00:10:53,884
- KEVIN'S BEEN HANGING OUT
AT THAT DARIA CHICK'S,
280
00:10:53,886 --> 00:10:56,054
LIKE, EVERY NIGHT THIS WEEK.
281
00:10:56,056 --> 00:10:57,288
- BUT THAT CHICK'S A BRAIN.
282
00:10:57,290 --> 00:10:58,857
- THERE MUST BE SOMETHING
WE DON'T KNOW.
283
00:10:58,859 --> 00:11:00,891
- WE GOTTA FIND OUT.
284
00:11:00,893 --> 00:11:02,460
- OOH!
285
00:11:02,462 --> 00:11:06,063
CAN YOU BELIEVE DARIA'S TRYING
TO TAKE KEVIN AWAY FROM ME?
286
00:11:06,065 --> 00:11:07,232
- I CAN'T BELIEVE ANYONE
287
00:11:07,234 --> 00:11:09,166
WOULD TRY TO TAKE KEVIN
AWAY FROM YOU.
288
00:11:09,168 --> 00:11:13,238
- THANKS.
YOU'RE A FRIEND.
289
00:11:13,240 --> 00:11:15,640
KEVIN, THE NEW WHITNEY HOUSTON
MOVIE IS OUT,
290
00:11:15,642 --> 00:11:17,609
AND I WANT YOU
TO TAKE ME...TONIGHT.
291
00:11:17,611 --> 00:11:20,245
- CAN'T, BABE.
GOT TO WORK WITH DARIA.
292
00:11:20,247 --> 00:11:22,247
YOU KNOW, SCIENCE.
293
00:11:22,249 --> 00:11:23,748
- THAT'S ALL RIGHT,
DR. PASTEUR.
294
00:11:23,750 --> 00:11:25,383
YOU CAN TAKE A NIGHT OFF.
295
00:11:25,385 --> 00:11:27,752
- DARIA, THAT'S A CHICK MOVIE.
296
00:11:27,754 --> 00:11:31,455
- PSST, KEVIN.
BRITTANY'S A CHICK.
297
00:11:31,457 --> 00:11:32,623
- I HEARD THAT.
298
00:11:32,625 --> 00:11:34,392
WHAT SHOW ARE WE GOING TO?
299
00:11:34,394 --> 00:11:37,729
- UH-OH, GOTTA GO.
PRACTICE.
300
00:11:37,731 --> 00:11:40,264
- IF YOU THINK YOU'RE GOING
TO TAKE KEVIN AWAY FROM ME,
301
00:11:40,266 --> 00:11:42,499
YOU'RE WRONG,
BECAUSE HE'S MY KEVIN,
302
00:11:42,501 --> 00:11:45,402
AND YOU'RE--
YOU'RE A--A BRAIN.
303
00:11:45,404 --> 00:11:46,604
- YOU KNOW, BRITTANY,
304
00:11:46,606 --> 00:11:48,806
THAT WAS ACTUALLY
A VERY ASTUTE OBSERVATION
305
00:11:48,808 --> 00:11:51,342
ABOUT THE LIKELIHOOD
OF MY DATING YOUR BOYFRIEND.
306
00:11:51,344 --> 00:11:54,612
- OR IS IT FORMER BOYFRIEND?
307
00:11:54,614 --> 00:11:56,014
- OOH!
308
00:11:56,016 --> 00:11:58,082
HI, JOEY, JEFFY, JIMMY!
309
00:11:58,084 --> 00:12:00,017
- SO, DARIA, ARE YOU DOING
ANYTHING TONIGHT?
310
00:12:00,019 --> 00:12:01,953
- SHE JUST CALLED YOU JIMMY.
311
00:12:01,955 --> 00:12:03,887
- WHATEVER.
HOW ABOUT TOMORROW NIGHT?
312
00:12:03,889 --> 00:12:07,324
- HI! GUYS!
HI, JOEY.
313
00:12:07,326 --> 00:12:09,894
HEY, TELL ME THAT REALLY FUNNY
STORY AGAIN
314
00:12:09,896 --> 00:12:12,229
ABOUT HOW YOU MADE CHOCOLATE
COME OUT OF YOUR NOSE.
315
00:12:12,231 --> 00:12:14,265
- SO, DARIA, YOU FEEL LIKE
HITTING A MOVIE?
316
00:12:14,267 --> 00:12:17,202
YOU CHICKS DIG WHITNEY HOUSTON,
RIGHT?
317
00:12:17,204 --> 00:12:19,704
- JOEY, JEFFY, JAMIEL?
318
00:12:19,706 --> 00:12:22,406
WHICH ONE OF YOU GUYS
WANTS TO WALK ME HOME?
319
00:12:22,408 --> 00:12:24,842
- ME.
- QUINN, HELLO.
320
00:12:24,844 --> 00:12:25,844
- OOH!
321
00:12:25,846 --> 00:12:28,947
HOW CAN I COMPETE
AGAINST SISTERS?
322
00:12:28,949 --> 00:12:30,648
THERE'S ONLY ONE OF ME.
323
00:12:30,650 --> 00:12:33,284
- MAYBE YOU CAN GET
YOUR BROTHER TO WEAR A SKIRT.
324
00:12:33,286 --> 00:12:35,452
- MY BROTHER.
325
00:12:35,454 --> 00:12:37,454
[beeping]
326
00:12:37,456 --> 00:12:39,323
DAMN IT, UPCHUCK!
327
00:12:41,862 --> 00:12:43,161
- EXCELLENT!
328
00:12:43,163 --> 00:12:45,596
- OKAY, I SHINED
YOUR SPOON COLLECTION,
329
00:12:45,598 --> 00:12:47,398
FILED YOUR DISGUSTING MAGAZINES,
330
00:12:47,400 --> 00:12:49,167
AND FINISHED YOUR SHOPPING.
331
00:12:49,169 --> 00:12:52,136
CAN I GO NOW?
332
00:12:52,138 --> 00:12:55,506
- I'M SORRY, BRITTANY,
BUT I SPECIFICALLY SAID
333
00:12:55,508 --> 00:12:59,444
I WANTED THE HONEY THAT COMES
IN A BEAR, NOT A JAR.
334
00:12:59,446 --> 00:13:03,448
- OOH!
YOU--YOU WEASEL.
335
00:13:03,450 --> 00:13:06,016
- "AND REMEMBER, KEVIN,
IT WAS A WEEK
336
00:13:06,018 --> 00:13:08,686
"THAT YOU TWO HAD BROKEN UP,
SO I DON'T THINK
337
00:13:08,688 --> 00:13:12,923
YOU SHOULD BE TOO ANGRY
WITH BACKSEAT BRITTANY."
338
00:13:12,925 --> 00:13:15,193
- OOH!
339
00:13:15,195 --> 00:13:18,462
- I AM KIND OF DATING KEVIN.
340
00:13:18,464 --> 00:13:21,032
YEAH, WELL, OLDER GUYS
JUST GO FOR ME.
341
00:13:21,034 --> 00:13:23,500
THEY LIKE TO TAKE ME
TO EXPENSIVE RESTAURANTS.
342
00:13:23,502 --> 00:13:24,501
beep!
343
00:13:24,503 --> 00:13:25,703
HOLD ON, ANOTHER CALL.
344
00:13:25,705 --> 00:13:27,105
- QUINN?
- RODERICK.
345
00:13:27,107 --> 00:13:28,573
- CAN YOU GO OUT
WITH OLDER GUYS?
346
00:13:28,575 --> 00:13:30,375
- SURE, I DATE GUYS YOUR AGE.
347
00:13:30,377 --> 00:13:32,577
- GOOD.
- I MEAN, SOMETIMES.
348
00:13:32,579 --> 00:13:33,711
- SURE.
349
00:13:33,713 --> 00:13:36,648
- HEY, HAVE YOU EVER BEEN
TO CHEZ PIERRE?
350
00:13:36,650 --> 00:13:38,315
[doorbell rings]
351
00:13:41,153 --> 00:13:42,286
- KEVIN WANTS THIS.
352
00:13:42,288 --> 00:13:44,822
CAN I LEAVE IT IN THE GARAGE?
353
00:13:44,824 --> 00:13:47,291
- SEE YOU ON WEDNESDAY.
GOTTA GO.
354
00:13:47,293 --> 00:13:48,493
HELLO?
355
00:13:48,495 --> 00:13:50,294
- QUINN?
- MATTHEW?
356
00:13:52,265 --> 00:13:54,265
- NOW, DON'T SAY A WORD.
357
00:13:54,267 --> 00:13:58,769
[mouse squeaking]
358
00:13:58,771 --> 00:14:00,738
OUCH! OOH!
359
00:14:00,740 --> 00:14:04,342
YOU ICKY LITTLE ANIMAL.
360
00:14:04,344 --> 00:14:07,611
OKAY, YOU MORGENDORFFER
TEMPTRESSES.
361
00:14:07,613 --> 00:14:09,947
YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE TO FIND
A NEW EXCUSE
362
00:14:09,949 --> 00:14:12,583
IF YOU WANT TO DRAG MY KEVIN
OVER HERE NOW.
363
00:14:14,687 --> 00:14:17,021
- ♪ LA-LA, LA, LA-LA ♪
364
00:14:17,023 --> 00:14:19,390
♪ LA-LA, LA, LA-LA ♪
365
00:14:26,499 --> 00:14:29,901
- DON'T LET THIS MOUSE
OUT OF YOUR SIGHT, OKAY?
366
00:14:31,004 --> 00:14:32,937
- [laughs evilly]
367
00:14:40,880 --> 00:14:42,280
- I DON'T EVEN WANT TO KNOW.
368
00:14:42,282 --> 00:14:45,716
[doorbell rings]
369
00:14:45,718 --> 00:14:48,152
KEVIN, I HAVE SOME BAD NEWS.
370
00:14:48,154 --> 00:14:49,787
- AW, YOUR CABLE'S BROKEN?
371
00:14:49,789 --> 00:14:52,090
- NO, I--
- THE GAME GOT CANCELED?
372
00:14:52,092 --> 00:14:53,291
- NO, LISTEN--
373
00:14:53,293 --> 00:14:54,926
- THEY'RE RUNNING THE GAME
OPPOSITE--
374
00:14:54,928 --> 00:14:57,528
- LISTEN.
OUR MOUSE IS GONE.
375
00:14:57,530 --> 00:14:59,998
- OH, BOY, DARIA.
376
00:15:00,000 --> 00:15:02,300
YOU REALLY HAD ME GOING
FOR A MINUTE.
377
00:15:02,302 --> 00:15:04,869
- KEVIN, WITHOUT THE MOUSE,
WE FAIL,
378
00:15:04,871 --> 00:15:06,837
AND WE DON'T HAVE TIME
TO TRAIN A NEW ONE.
379
00:15:06,839 --> 00:15:08,205
- BUMMER.
380
00:15:08,207 --> 00:15:10,440
I WISH THERE WAS SOMETHING
I COULD DO.
381
00:15:10,442 --> 00:15:13,678
BUT WHAT?
382
00:15:13,680 --> 00:15:16,447
- THAT'S RIGHT; EXPERIENCE
THE TASTE OF THE WORLD.
383
00:15:16,449 --> 00:15:17,548
AND, BY THE WAY...
384
00:15:17,550 --> 00:15:19,283
- HEY, MR. MORGENDORFFER.
385
00:15:19,285 --> 00:15:21,686
- IT'S JAKE, MY MAN, JAKE.
386
00:15:21,688 --> 00:15:24,088
[music playing on TV]
387
00:15:24,090 --> 00:15:26,691
YOU KNOW, I WENT OUT FOR
FOOTBALL IN MILITARY SCHOOL,
388
00:15:26,693 --> 00:15:28,759
BUT THE OTHER KIDS TAUNTED ME,
389
00:15:28,761 --> 00:15:31,696
SAID I RAN FUNNY.
390
00:15:34,167 --> 00:15:37,368
WELL, I'VE SHOWN THEM,
THE SMUG LITTLE TURDS.
391
00:15:37,370 --> 00:15:38,602
I'M MY OWN BOSS NOW, DAMN IT.
392
00:15:38,604 --> 00:15:39,937
I'VE GOT THE HOUSE,
THE PAYCHECK,
393
00:15:39,939 --> 00:15:41,272
AND THEY'RE ALL LAYING DEAD
394
00:15:41,274 --> 00:15:43,274
IN A STINKIN' RICE PADDY
HALFWAY AROUND THE WORLD!
395
00:15:43,276 --> 00:15:45,042
AT LEAST THAT'S THE WAY
I LIKE TO THINK OF 'EM.
396
00:15:45,044 --> 00:15:46,711
HEY, HOW ABOUT A SODA?
397
00:15:46,713 --> 00:15:48,646
- SURE.
I LIKE TWO ICE CUBES.
398
00:15:48,648 --> 00:15:52,016
- ME TOO.
399
00:15:52,018 --> 00:15:57,255
- KEVIN, DO YOU THINK
MY SKIRT IS TOO SHORT?
400
00:15:59,492 --> 00:16:02,426
- GO! GO! GO!
401
00:16:02,428 --> 00:16:06,831
- QUINN, DO YOU KNOW ANYTHING
ABOUT THIS?
402
00:16:06,833 --> 00:16:08,232
- OH, RIGHT.
403
00:16:08,234 --> 00:16:10,835
LIKE SOME PLASTIC BEAR
IS GOING TO MAKE KEVIN
404
00:16:10,837 --> 00:16:12,770
CHOOSE BRITTANY OVER ME.
405
00:16:12,772 --> 00:16:13,904
- BRITTANY?
406
00:16:13,906 --> 00:16:16,974
- YEAH, SHE LEFT IT
IN THE GARAGE FOR KEVIN.
407
00:16:16,976 --> 00:16:20,077
SHOOT ME IF I EVER GET
THAT DESPERATE.
408
00:16:20,079 --> 00:16:21,378
HEY, KEVIN?
409
00:16:21,380 --> 00:16:24,916
- MY TEEN YEARS A NIGHTMARE
OF SHAME AND GUILT.
410
00:16:24,918 --> 00:16:26,818
THEY DIDN'T CALL IT
SELF-LOVE THEN, KEVIN.
411
00:16:26,820 --> 00:16:29,821
THEY CALLED IT SELF-ABUSE.
412
00:16:29,823 --> 00:16:31,856
[bell rings]
413
00:16:31,858 --> 00:16:34,859
- BUT, BABE, I DIDN'T DO
ANYTHING WRONG.
414
00:16:34,861 --> 00:16:36,694
- DON'T LIE TO ME, KEVIN.
415
00:16:36,696 --> 00:16:39,097
IT'S ALL OVER SCHOOL YOU'RE
DATING BOTH DARIA AND QUINN.
416
00:16:39,099 --> 00:16:43,634
- REALLY?
WHOA, TWINS.
417
00:16:43,636 --> 00:16:45,803
- QUIT FOLLOWING KEVIN!
418
00:16:45,805 --> 00:16:48,840
- GEE, BRITTANY,
WHAT HAPPENED TO YOUR HAND?
419
00:16:48,842 --> 00:16:52,176
- UH, UM...
FAULTY EYELASH CURLER.
420
00:16:52,178 --> 00:16:55,613
- I JUST TOLD MS. BARCH
ABOUT THE DISAPPEARING MOUSE.
421
00:16:55,615 --> 00:16:58,049
SHE SAID IF WE DON'T TURN
THE PROJECT IN TOMORROW,
422
00:16:58,051 --> 00:16:59,851
WE'LL HAVE TO DO
A MAKEUP EXPERIMENT,
423
00:16:59,853 --> 00:17:03,187
A REALLY BIG MAKEUP EXPERIMENT.
424
00:17:03,189 --> 00:17:07,491
IT COULD TAKE WEEKS,
EVEN MONTHS.
425
00:17:07,493 --> 00:17:08,992
- COOL.
426
00:17:08,994 --> 00:17:10,327
- DO YOU HAVE A CAMERA?
427
00:17:10,329 --> 00:17:12,129
YOU MIGHT WANT TO TAKE
A PICTURE OF KEVIN
428
00:17:12,131 --> 00:17:13,764
SO YOU'LL REMEMBER
WHAT HE LOOKS LIKE.
429
00:17:13,766 --> 00:17:15,099
- WHY, YOU--
430
00:17:15,101 --> 00:17:16,567
- SEE YOU AT 8:00, KEVIN.
431
00:17:16,569 --> 00:17:19,437
OH, AND I'LL TELL QUINN
TO FIRE UP THE GRILL.
432
00:17:19,439 --> 00:17:22,006
- WAIT!
433
00:17:22,008 --> 00:17:25,509
OKAY, SO I STOLE
THE ROTTEN LITTLE RAT.
434
00:17:25,511 --> 00:17:28,212
BUT I DID IT FOR US
AND WHITNEY.
435
00:17:28,214 --> 00:17:31,148
I JUST COULDN'T STAND
BEING AWAY FROM YOU ANY LONGER.
436
00:17:31,150 --> 00:17:32,817
- BABE.
437
00:17:32,819 --> 00:17:35,019
- THIS IS ALL VERY TOUCHING.
438
00:17:35,021 --> 00:17:38,055
BRITTANY, A DEAL:
THE MOUSE FOR KEVIN.
439
00:17:38,057 --> 00:17:40,291
- DEAL.
440
00:17:40,293 --> 00:17:42,126
- [both thinking] SUCKER!
441
00:17:42,128 --> 00:17:43,760
- LET'S GO, KEVIN.
442
00:17:43,762 --> 00:17:45,529
- DARIA, I CAN STILL COME OVER
443
00:17:45,531 --> 00:17:47,065
AND WATCH THE PIGSKIN
CHANNEL, RIGHT?
444
00:17:47,067 --> 00:17:48,665
- [both thinking] JERK!
445
00:17:52,038 --> 00:17:53,537
- LET ME GUESS.
446
00:17:53,539 --> 00:17:55,439
YOU HAVE A LITTLE BROTHER.
447
00:17:55,441 --> 00:17:59,243
- HOW'D YOU KNOW?
448
00:17:59,245 --> 00:18:01,312
- COOL!
449
00:18:01,314 --> 00:18:03,047
THE MAZE THING REALLY WORKS.
450
00:18:03,049 --> 00:18:05,549
- YEAH, THAT MOUSE IS JUST
RIPPING UP
451
00:18:05,551 --> 00:18:07,085
THE PATH TO THE FOOD BOX.
452
00:18:07,087 --> 00:18:08,186
- OH.
453
00:18:08,188 --> 00:18:09,520
[sadly] OH, YEAH.
454
00:18:09,522 --> 00:18:10,621
- COME ON.
455
00:18:10,623 --> 00:18:12,055
LET'S GO OVER TO MY PLACE
456
00:18:12,057 --> 00:18:13,724
AND WATCH THE PIGSKIN CHANNEL
457
00:18:13,726 --> 00:18:15,659
ON MY NEW SATELLITE DISH.
458
00:18:15,661 --> 00:18:17,027
- WOW!
459
00:18:17,029 --> 00:18:18,929
HOW'D YOU TALK YOUR PARENTS
INTO GETTING A DISH?
460
00:18:18,931 --> 00:18:21,933
- I TOLD THEM I WANTED
TO WATCH THE HISTORY CHANNEL.
461
00:18:21,935 --> 00:18:24,068
- [Brittany and Kevin laugh]
462
00:18:24,070 --> 00:18:26,137
- PARENTS!
463
00:18:26,139 --> 00:18:27,872
- KEVIN, WHERE ARE YOU GOING?
464
00:18:27,874 --> 00:18:29,774
- OH, I'M HEADING OVER
TO BRITT'S TO WATCH TV.
465
00:18:29,776 --> 00:18:32,209
- WAIT.
I CAN GET A BEAR.
466
00:18:32,211 --> 00:18:33,878
I'LL GET TWO BEARS, THREE.
467
00:18:33,880 --> 00:18:36,314
- GOLDILOCKS COMPLEX.
468
00:18:36,316 --> 00:18:37,982
SHE'S SEEING A THERAPIST.
469
00:18:37,984 --> 00:18:40,751
- HEY, KEV!
I MISSED YOU, DUDE.
470
00:18:40,753 --> 00:18:42,552
COME ON; THE GAME'S
ABOUT TO BEGIN.
471
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OH, AND I FOUND MY OLD JOURNAL.
472
00:18:45,291 --> 00:18:48,359
- WHAT IS IT WITH THIS FAMILY?
473
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[school bell rings]
474
00:18:50,930 --> 00:18:53,530
- BRITTANY, CHARLES, YOU'RE UP.
475
00:18:53,532 --> 00:18:54,598
- WE STARTED WITH--
476
00:18:54,600 --> 00:18:55,699
- SHUT UP, CHARLES.
477
00:18:55,701 --> 00:18:57,268
BRITTANY, DID YOU GO WITH
478
00:18:57,270 --> 00:19:01,839
NEGATIVE OR POSITIVE
REINFORCEMENT?
479
00:19:01,841 --> 00:19:03,640
- gulp!
480
00:19:03,642 --> 00:19:05,910
- UM, NEGATIVE?
481
00:19:05,912 --> 00:19:07,378
I MEAN, POSITIVE?
482
00:19:07,380 --> 00:19:08,979
- PLEASE, MS. BARCH,
LET ME--
483
00:19:08,981 --> 00:19:12,183
- CHARLES, SHUT YOUR MISERABLE
LYING, CHEATING MOUTH.
484
00:19:12,185 --> 00:19:16,320
BRITTANY, CONTINUE.
485
00:19:16,322 --> 00:19:17,688
- THE MOUSE.
486
00:19:17,690 --> 00:19:21,926
UM, IT'S SUPPOSED TO RUN
DOWN THE PATH, RIGHT?
487
00:19:21,928 --> 00:19:24,061
- BRITTANY AND CHUCK,
YOU FAIL.
488
00:19:24,063 --> 00:19:25,062
- AH!
489
00:19:25,064 --> 00:19:28,265
- SHUT UP, UPCHUCK!
490
00:19:28,267 --> 00:19:31,068
DARIA, KEVIN?
491
00:19:31,070 --> 00:19:35,739
- IN CONCLUSION, THIS MOUSE,
THROUGH NO FAULT OF MY OWN,
492
00:19:35,741 --> 00:19:39,910
BRITTANY, WAS REPEATEDLY ABUSED
BY A TEN-YEAR-OLD BOY.
493
00:19:39,912 --> 00:19:43,981
AS A RESULT, THE MOUSE'S PRIMARY
RESPONSE TO EVERYDAY STIMULI
494
00:19:43,983 --> 00:19:45,316
IS FEAR.
495
00:19:45,318 --> 00:19:48,386
SIMILAR REACTIONS ALSO OCCUR
IN HUMANS.
496
00:19:48,388 --> 00:19:49,754
TAKE THE MUGGING VICTIM
497
00:19:49,756 --> 00:19:51,855
BEATEN WITH NUNCHUCKS
IN AN ALLEYWAY.
498
00:19:51,857 --> 00:19:55,058
AS HE OR SHE RECALLS
THE ATTACKER'S FACE,
499
00:19:55,060 --> 00:19:59,096
HIS SCRAGGLY GOATEE
AND CHEAP DANGLY EARRING,
500
00:19:59,098 --> 00:20:02,065
SHE LEARNS TO HATE AND FEAR
ALL MEN
501
00:20:02,067 --> 00:20:05,235
REGARDLESS OF AGE, RACE,
OR TASTE IN JEWELRY.
502
00:20:05,237 --> 00:20:06,303
- REALLY?
503
00:20:06,305 --> 00:20:08,139
- DON'T INTERRUPT,
HATEFUL SCUM.
504
00:20:08,141 --> 00:20:10,474
EXCELLENT JOB, DARIA.
YOU GET AN "A."
505
00:20:10,476 --> 00:20:11,809
- ALL RIGHT!
506
00:20:11,811 --> 00:20:15,046
- NOT YOU, YOU MAN.
YOU GET A "D."
507
00:20:15,048 --> 00:20:16,647
- ALL RIGHT!
508
00:20:16,649 --> 00:20:19,583
[school bell rings]
509
00:20:19,585 --> 00:20:22,185
YOU KNOW, DARIA, I REALLY LIKED
HANGING OUT AT YOUR HOUSE
510
00:20:22,187 --> 00:20:23,687
AND WORKING ON THE MAZE THING.
511
00:20:23,689 --> 00:20:26,123
- YEAH, THE WEEK JUST FLEW BY.
512
00:20:26,125 --> 00:20:28,258
IT WAS LIKE
YOU WERE HARDLY THERE.
513
00:20:28,260 --> 00:20:29,693
- THANKS.
514
00:20:29,695 --> 00:20:31,862
HEY, DARIA?
- YES?
515
00:20:31,864 --> 00:20:33,297
- I'M HAVING A BIG PARTY
FRIDAY,
516
00:20:33,299 --> 00:20:34,965
AND I WANT
A LOT OF COOL PEOPLE THERE.
517
00:20:34,967 --> 00:20:37,501
COULD YOU...
- YES?
518
00:20:37,503 --> 00:20:39,736
- ASK QUINN IF SHE CAN MAKE IT?
519
00:20:39,738 --> 00:20:42,839
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