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- AND LIKE A HUSBAND GOING HOME
TO HIS NOBLE AND SELF-SACRIFICING WIFE,
THE RAT KEEPS RETURNING TO THE FOOD BOX--
THAT IS, THE POSITIVE REINFORCEMENT.
OH, IF ONLY MEN COULD BE MORE LIKE RATS.
OH, SURE, THEY COME HOME AT FIRST.
YOU FEED THEM, YOU WAIT ON THEM,
AND THEN, AFTER 22 THANKLESS YEARS,
THEY JUST UP AND LEAVE.
NO, NO, NO PHONE CALL.
NO NOTHING.
JUST...LIKE...THAT!
- I WONDER WHY HE LEFT.
- NOW, BEFORE I DIVIDE THE CLASS INTO TEAMS OF TWO,
WHO CAN GIVE ME ANOTHER EXAMPLE OF REINFORCEMENT?
FINE, CLASS.
IGNORE ME, JUST LIKE HE DID.
KEVIN?
- UM-- - SHUT UP, KEVIN.
DARIA?
REINFORCEMENT?
- HMM.
TO MAKE A CHILD STOP CRYING,
A MOTHER MIGHT SAY, "THAT'S IT.
"I'M SENDING YOU TO EL PASO
TO LIVE WITH YOUR REAL FATHER."
WHENEVER THE CHILD GETS UPSET,
THE MOTHER MIGHT WAVE AN AIRLINE TICKET IN HER FACE
OR MAYBE EVEN FRAME IT ON THE WALL BY THE CLOWN PICTURE.
THE TICKET STOPS THE GIRL FROM CRYING
OR SHOWING ANY EMOTION... EVER.
- RIGHT, THAT'S--
- YEARS LATER, SEEING AN AIRPLANE
OR JUST HEARING ONE FLY OVERHEAD CAN UNLEASH
A PANDORA'S BOX OF REPRESSED ANGER,
SHATTERING THE GROWN CHILD'S FRAGILE PSYCHE
AND TRIGGERING A PSYCHOTIC AND POSSIBLY DEADLY EPISODE.
- I LIKE THE WAY YOU THINK.
KEVIN!
DARIA WILL BE YOUR LAB PARTNER.
- squeak!
- YOU TWO WILL DESIGN A MAZE AND CONDITION KEVIN--I MEAN,
CONDITION A MOUSE USING POSITIVE OR NEGATIVE REINFORCEMENT.
- BUT, BABE, WE'VE NEVER BEEN SEPARATED
ON A LAB PROJECT BEFORE.
WHAT'LL WE DO?
- PASS?
- BRITTANY, CHARLES WILL BE YOUR PARTNER.
- [squeaks]
BUT, MS. BARCH, I'M A CHEERLEADER.
- GIVE ME AN... [rolls "R"]
- I REALLY LIKE DOING MAZES.
THOSE ONES ON THE BACK OF CEREAL BOXES ARE COOL.
- WELL, NOW I AM EXCITED.
- SHUT UP, MACK.
- SO NOW KEVIN'S MY LAB PARTNER.
- NEXT BEST THING TO WORKING ALONE.
- OH, NO. HE LIKES MAZES.
- MAYBE YOU COULD GET A WIND-UP TOY TO DISTRACT HIM.
- HIS WIND-UP TOY IS WORKING WITH UPCHUCK.
- HEY, DARIA!
MIND IF WE DO THE MAZE THING AT YOUR HOUSE?
MY CABLE'S BROKEN.
- IT'S 911 IN THE MORNING AND 1-900 IN THE EVENING.
THE PHONE SEX E.M.S. DISPATCHER WHEN SICK, SAD WORLD RETURNS.
- DARIA, I HEARD YOU'RE WORKING WITH KEVIN THOMPSON
ON A SCIENCE PROJECT.
HE'S QUARTERBACK OF THE FOOTBALL TEAM, ISN'T HE?
- BRITTANY WAS SOBBING IN THE BATHROOM.
- SCIENCE IS FASCINATING.
TELL ME ALL ABOUT IT, HONEY.
- I CAN'T; I SIGNED A CONFIDENTIALITY PAPER.
THE OTHER SCIENTISTS WOULD BE MAD.
- OH, FORGET IT, DARIA.
QUINN, HOW WAS YOUR DAY?
- IT SUCKED.
FIRST MY TEACHER GAVE MY PAPER
ON CLEOPATRA'S MAKEUP DON'TS AN "F."
LIKE HE WOULD KNOW!
THEN MY HEEL BROKE.
THEN, LIKE, THE DAY WAS ALMOST OVER,
AND ONLY TWO GUYS HAD ASKED ME OUT.
LUCKILY, JUST BEFORE--
- DARIA, PLEASE TELL ME ABOUT THE PROJECT.
- [sighs]
IT'S ABOUT HOW BEHAVIOR IS AFFECTED
BY POSITIVE OR NEGATIVE REINFORCEMENT.
- SOUNDS SUPER.
- LIKE, SAY YOU HAVE A FRIEND
WHO RESPONDS TO EVERYTHING YOU SAY WITH, "THAT'S GREAT."
THIS INSINCERE REPLY IS THE SAME
WHETHER YOU SAVED A LIFE OR KILLED A BUG
AND THUS BECOMES NEGATIVE REINFORCEMENT,
CAUSING YOU TO WITHDRAW FROM THAT PERSON OR PERSONS.
- WOW, THAT'S FANTASTIC!
MAYBE IF YOU AND KEVIN WORK WELL TOGETHER,
HE'LL ASSOCIATE YOU WITH FEELING GOOD
AND WANT TO INCLUDE YOU IN HIS CIRCLE OF FRIENDS.
- DO YOU REALLY BELIEVE THAT?
- BELIEVE? IN WHAT SENSE?
- MAYBE I'LL HELP WITH THE PROJECT.
I'M INTO SCIENCE.
- QUINN, THAT'S GREAT!
- WHAT EXACTLY DO YOU LIKE ABOUT IT?
- UM, LIKE, NOW THEY CAN MAKE PERFUME
WITHOUT HURTING LITTLE BUNNIES.
[doorbell rings] DOOR!
[telephone ringing] PHONE!
- [sighs]
HEY, KEVIN. - HI, QUINN.
HEY, DARIA, I'M READY TO START THIS MAZE THING.
- I'M HELPING. LET'S GO.
- WAIT A MINUTE, KEVIN.
THERE'S SOMETHING I WANT YOU TO SEE.
- [snoring]
- LOOK, KEVIN.
THE PIGSKIN CHANNEL: GREAT BIG GUYS
SLAMMING INTO OTHER GREAT BIG GUYS.
FUN.
- COOL!
- THE PIGSKIN CHANNEL, CLASSIC FOOTBALL GAMES
24 HOURS A DAY EVERY DAY ALL THIS MONTH.
- GOOD THING I HAVE NOTHING PLANNED.
- I GUESS IT'S JUST YOU AND ME.
GOT YOUR SAW AND SANDPAPER?
- UM, ACTUALLY, I'M, LIKE, NEEDED HERE MORE.
RIGHT, KEVIN?
- [Jake snores]
- KEVIN, IF YOU WANT A PILLOW OR ANYTHING,
THERE'S ONE ON THAT CHAIR.
- THANKS, BABE.
JUST PUT IT BEHIND MY BACK.
- SHOULDN'T YOU BE WORKING ON YOUR PROJECT?
YOU KNOW, TEACHING A MOUSE TO FETCH OR WHATEVER?
- LOOKS LIKE THERE'S PLENTY OF FETCHING GOING ON ALREADY.
- [coughs]
- KEVIN, IF YOU WANT A SODA OR ANYTHING,
THERE'S SOME IN THE FRIDGE.
I KNOW I'M KIND OF THIRSTY.
- THANKS, BABE.
COULD YOU, LIKE, PUT SOME ICE IN IT?
- HOW MANY CUBES?
- TWO IS COOL.
- UGH!
- WELCOME TO CASA DE CHUCK, BELLA SEÑORITA.
DON'T WORRY, TOOTS.
THIS TORRID AFFAIR SHALL REMAIN OUR LITTLE SECRET,
AS IT MUST.
- LISTEN, UPCHUCK.
YOU COME NEAR ME, AND KEVIN WILL BUST YOUR--
- KEVIN?
KEVIN'S BUSY NOW... WITH DARIA!
- OOH! - BUT YOU'RE RIGHT.
PASSION CAN WAIT UNTIL WE'VE CONSTRUCTED OUR MAZE.
THERE'S A SAW.
- EXCUSE ME. I DON'T DO SAW.
- OH, MY FRAGILE PETAL.
EITHER YOU DO YOUR SHARE,
OR I TELL EVERYONE WE'RE DATING.
- LIKE ANYONE WOULD BELIEVE THAT.
- BUT THEY WOULD BELIEVE THIS.
- [gasps]
- ISN'T THAT SAM STACK,
QUARTERBACK FOR OAKWOOD,
OUR RIVALS?
- BUT KEVIN AND I BROKE UP THAT WEEK.
WAIT, HOW DID YOU GET THIS?
YOU PERVERT!
- SILLY ME.
I WAS TAKING PICTURES AND FORGOT I HAD THE TELEPHOTO LENS ON.
AH, AH, AH.
ON SECOND THOUGHT, I'LL START THE MAZE.
YOU CAN GET ME A SODA.
- HUH?
- IN THE KITCHEN.
I TAKE TWO CUBES.
NOT ONE, NOT THREE, TWO.
[laughs]
SLAVE FOR A WEEK.
- GO, GO, GO!
- GEE, KEVIN, I HOPE THE STEAK ISN'T TOO MEDIUM RARE.
- YOU SUCK! THAT'S MY TEAM.
OH, THE STEAK? OH, THAT'S COOL.
AND I REALLY LIKE THIS YELLOW DIP.
HEY, TOMORROW NIGHT, LET'S HAVE SLOPPY JOES.
- UM, I WAS THINKING TOMORROW NIGHT
YOU MIGHT TAKE ME TO CHEZ PIERRE.
THE FOOD THERE IS, LIKE, REALLY GOOD,
AND THE WAITERS ARE, LIKE, REALLY FOREIGN.
- GEE, BABE, THERE SEEMS TO BE PLENTY OF GOOD FOOD RIGHT HERE.
- YES, BUT-- - AH, YOU SUCK!
YOU SUCK! YOU SUCK!
[doorbell rings]
- EW! WHAT HAPPENED TO YOU?
- UGH, THAT DESPICABLE UPCHUCK
MADE ME CHANGE THE WATER IN HIS FISH TANKS.
IS KEVIN HERE?
- SORRY, BRITTANY, BUT HE'S VERY BUSY
WORKING ON THE MAZE THING AND CAN'T BE DISTURBED.
- HEY, QUINN, WHAT'S FOR DESSERT?
- BUT-- - GOTTA GO!
- OOH!
- KEVIN, WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?
DID YOU GET LOST?
- [laughs] NO. I MEAN, SORT OF.
HEY, COOL! YOU FINISHED THE MAZE.
THAT MUST HAVE TAKEN, LIKE, FOREVER.
OOPS.
SORRY.
- KEVIN, I WANT YOU TO PUT THE DOOR DOWN
AND STEP AWAY FROM THE MAZE,
AND NO ONE WILL GET HURT.
[mouse squeaking]
- HEY, IS THIS THE MOUSE WE'RE TRAINING?
- YOU DON'T RECOGNIZE HIM AFTER ALL YOUR HOURS TOGETHER?
- HEY, CAN YOU MAKE HIM STAND ON HIS HEAD?
- NOT RIGHT NOW.
HE'S EXHAUSTED FROM JUMPING ROPE.
- LOOK WHAT I MADE, KEVIN.
- NO ICE CREAM?
I WOULDN'T PUT UP WITH THAT IF I WERE YOU.
- YEAH, THANKS, QUINN.
LEAVE IT BY THE TV.
- "LEAVE IT BY THE TV."
IT'S LIKE WE'RE ALREADY GOING OUT.
- THERE YOU ARE.
- YO, BABE.
- SO, LIKE, WHAT HAVE YOU BEEN DOING ALL NIGHT?
- UM, WORKING?
- WOW, THIS LOOKS REALLY COMPLICATED.
KEVIN, YOU'RE SO SMART.
EXPLAIN IT TO ME.
- UH, WELL, SEE, THERE'S THIS PATH.
WAIT, HEY.
WELL, THERE'S TWO PATHS.
COOL.
- WORKING, HUH?
YOU COULD AT LEAST HIDE THE EVIDENCE.
NOW, TELL ME; WHAT'S GOING ON HERE?
- RELAX, BRITTANY.
HAVE A NICE BIG PIECE OF THE CHOCOLATE LAYER CAKE
QUINN MADE JUST FOR KEVIN.
- OOH!
YOU--YOU VIXENS!
COME ON; WE'RE LEAVING.
- BUT IT'S ONLY HALFTIME--
I MEAN, DARIA NEEDS ME.
- YEAH.
HE HAS THREE MORE DOORS TO BREAK.
- YEAH.
- OH, BRITTANY!
- UGH!
ALL RIGHT, I'M GOING.
BUT I'M WARNING YOU, MISS SMARTYNESS,
I KNOW HOW TO FIGHT FOR MY MAN.
- [indignantly] WHAT MAN?
- IF YOU WERE REALLY GOOD,
YOU'D GET THE MOUSE TO STAY OFF BOTH PATHS--
YOU KNOW, LIKE DADA.
EVERYTHING IS USELESS.
- I WOULDN'T DO THAT TO THE MOUSE.
BUT IT MIGHT BE FUN TO TRY IT ON...
- SO, DARIA, WE STILL HAVE A LOT OF WORK TO DO
ON THIS MAZE THING, RIGHT?
- YEAH, BUT I DON'T EXPECT YOU TO MAINTAIN
YOUR LASERLIKE FOCUS OF THE PAST WEEK.
- COOL! WHATEVER.
HEY, MAYBE I'LL STOP BY THE GARAGE TONIGHT
AFTER THE STEELERS GAME.
- THAT'S NOT REALLY NECESSARY.
- OH, WAIT, I CAN'T.
I PROMISED QUINN I'D HELP HER PRACTICE
HER BACK MASSAGE TECHNIQUE.
- DOES THIS BOY ALWAYS THINK OF OTHERS FIRST?
- WHAT?
- KEVIN'S BEEN HANGING OUT AT THAT DARIA CHICK'S,
LIKE, EVERY NIGHT THIS WEEK.
- BUT THAT CHICK'S A BRAIN.
- THERE MUST BE SOMETHING WE DON'T KNOW.
- WE GOTTA FIND OUT.
- OOH!
CAN YOU BELIEVE DARIA'S TRYING TO TAKE KEVIN AWAY FROM ME?
- I CAN'T BELIEVE ANYONE
WOULD TRY TO TAKE KEVIN AWAY FROM YOU.
- THANKS. YOU'RE A FRIEND.
KEVIN, THE NEW WHITNEY HOUSTON MOVIE IS OUT,
AND I WANT YOU TO TAKE ME...TONIGHT.
- CAN'T, BABE. GOT TO WORK WITH DARIA.
YOU KNOW, SCIENCE.
- THAT'S ALL RIGHT, DR. PASTEUR.
YOU CAN TAKE A NIGHT OFF.
- DARIA, THAT'S A CHICK MOVIE.
- PSST, KEVIN. BRITTANY'S A CHICK.
- I HEARD THAT.
WHAT SHOW ARE WE GOING TO?
- UH-OH, GOTTA GO. PRACTICE.
- IF YOU THINK YOU'RE GOING TO TAKE KEVIN AWAY FROM ME,
YOU'RE WRONG, BECAUSE HE'S MY KEVIN,
AND YOU'RE-- YOU'RE A--A BRAIN.
- YOU KNOW, BRITTANY,
THAT WAS ACTUALLY A VERY ASTUTE OBSERVATION
ABOUT THE LIKELIHOOD OF MY DATING YOUR BOYFRIEND.
- OR IS IT FORMER BOYFRIEND?
- OOH!
HI, JOEY, JEFFY, JIMMY!
- SO, DARIA, ARE YOU DOING ANYTHING TONIGHT?
- SHE JUST CALLED YOU JIMMY.
- WHATEVER. HOW ABOUT TOMORROW NIGHT?
- HI! GUYS! HI, JOEY.
HEY, TELL ME THAT REALLY FUNNY STORY AGAIN
ABOUT HOW YOU MADE CHOCOLATE COME OUT OF YOUR NOSE.
- SO, DARIA, YOU FEEL LIKE HITTING A MOVIE?
YOU CHICKS DIG WHITNEY HOUSTON, RIGHT?
- JOEY, JEFFY, JAMIEL?
WHICH ONE OF YOU GUYS WANTS TO WALK ME HOME?
- ME. - QUINN, HELLO.
- OOH!
HOW CAN I COMPETE AGAINST SISTERS?
THERE'S ONLY ONE OF ME.
- MAYBE YOU CAN GET YOUR BROTHER TO WEAR A SKIRT.
- MY BROTHER.
[beeping]
DAMN IT, UPCHUCK!
- EXCELLENT!
- OKAY, I SHINED YOUR SPOON COLLECTION,
FILED YOUR DISGUSTING MAGAZINES,
AND FINISHED YOUR SHOPPING.
CAN I GO NOW?
- I'M SORRY, BRITTANY, BUT I SPECIFICALLY SAID
I WANTED THE HONEY THAT COMES IN A BEAR, NOT A JAR.
- OOH! YOU--YOU WEASEL.
- "AND REMEMBER, KEVIN, IT WAS A WEEK
"THAT YOU TWO HAD BROKEN UP, SO I DON'T THINK
YOU SHOULD BE TOO ANGRY WITH BACKSEAT BRITTANY."
- OOH!
- I AM KIND OF DATING KEVIN.
YEAH, WELL, OLDER GUYS JUST GO FOR ME.
THEY LIKE TO TAKE ME TO EXPENSIVE RESTAURANTS.
beep!
HOLD ON, ANOTHER CALL.
- QUINN? - RODERICK.
- CAN YOU GO OUT WITH OLDER GUYS?
- SURE, I DATE GUYS YOUR AGE.
- GOOD. - I MEAN, SOMETIMES.
- SURE.
- HEY, HAVE YOU EVER BEEN TO CHEZ PIERRE?
[doorbell rings]
- KEVIN WANTS THIS.
CAN I LEAVE IT IN THE GARAGE?
- SEE YOU ON WEDNESDAY. GOTTA GO.
HELLO?
- QUINN? - MATTHEW?
- NOW, DON'T SAY A WORD.
[mouse squeaking]
OUCH! OOH!
YOU ICKY LITTLE ANIMAL.
OKAY, YOU MORGENDORFFER TEMPTRESSES.
YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE TO FIND A NEW EXCUSE
IF YOU WANT TO DRAG MY KEVIN OVER HERE NOW.
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- DON'T LET THIS MOUSE OUT OF YOUR SIGHT, OKAY?
- [laughs evilly]
- I DON'T EVEN WANT TO KNOW.
[doorbell rings]
KEVIN, I HAVE SOME BAD NEWS.
- AW, YOUR CABLE'S BROKEN?
- NO, I-- - THE GAME GOT CANCELED?
- NO, LISTEN--
- THEY'RE RUNNING THE GAME OPPOSITE--
- LISTEN. OUR MOUSE IS GONE.
- OH, BOY, DARIA.
YOU REALLY HAD ME GOING FOR A MINUTE.
- KEVIN, WITHOUT THE MOUSE, WE FAIL,
AND WE DON'T HAVE TIME TO TRAIN A NEW ONE.
- BUMMER.
I WISH THERE WAS SOMETHING I COULD DO.
BUT WHAT?
- THAT'S RIGHT; EXPERIENCE THE TASTE OF THE WORLD.
AND, BY THE WAY...
- HEY, MR. MORGENDORFFER.
- IT'S JAKE, MY MAN, JAKE.
[music playing on TV]
YOU KNOW, I WENT OUT FOR FOOTBALL IN MILITARY SCHOOL,
BUT THE OTHER KIDS TAUNTED ME,
SAID I RAN FUNNY.
WELL, I'VE SHOWN THEM, THE SMUG LITTLE TURDS.
I'M MY OWN BOSS NOW, DAMN IT.
I'VE GOT THE HOUSE, THE PAYCHECK,
AND THEY'RE ALL LAYING DEAD
IN A STINKIN' RICE PADDY HALFWAY AROUND THE WORLD!
AT LEAST THAT'S THE WAY I LIKE TO THINK OF 'EM.
HEY, HOW ABOUT A SODA?
- SURE. I LIKE TWO ICE CUBES.
- ME TOO.
- KEVIN, DO YOU THINK MY SKIRT IS TOO SHORT?
- GO! GO! GO!
- QUINN, DO YOU KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT THIS?
- OH, RIGHT.
LIKE SOME PLASTIC BEAR IS GOING TO MAKE KEVIN
CHOOSE BRITTANY OVER ME.
- BRITTANY?
- YEAH, SHE LEFT IT IN THE GARAGE FOR KEVIN.
SHOOT ME IF I EVER GET THAT DESPERATE.
HEY, KEVIN?
- MY TEEN YEARS A NIGHTMARE OF SHAME AND GUILT.
THEY DIDN'T CALL IT SELF-LOVE THEN, KEVIN.
THEY CALLED IT SELF-ABUSE.
[bell rings]
- BUT, BABE, I DIDN'T DO ANYTHING WRONG.
- DON'T LIE TO ME, KEVIN.
IT'S ALL OVER SCHOOL YOU'RE DATING BOTH DARIA AND QUINN.
- REALLY? WHOA, TWINS.
- QUIT FOLLOWING KEVIN!
- GEE, BRITTANY, WHAT HAPPENED TO YOUR HAND?
- UH, UM... FAULTY EYELASH CURLER.
- I JUST TOLD MS. BARCH ABOUT THE DISAPPEARING MOUSE.
SHE SAID IF WE DON'T TURN THE PROJECT IN TOMORROW,
WE'LL HAVE TO DO A MAKEUP EXPERIMENT,
A REALLY BIG MAKEUP EXPERIMENT.
IT COULD TAKE WEEKS, EVEN MONTHS.
- COOL.
- DO YOU HAVE A CAMERA?
YOU MIGHT WANT TO TAKE A PICTURE OF KEVIN
SO YOU'LL REMEMBER WHAT HE LOOKS LIKE.
- WHY, YOU--
- SEE YOU AT 8:00, KEVIN.
OH, AND I'LL TELL QUINN TO FIRE UP THE GRILL.
- WAIT!
OKAY, SO I STOLE THE ROTTEN LITTLE RAT.
BUT I DID IT FOR US AND WHITNEY.
I JUST COULDN'T STAND BEING AWAY FROM YOU ANY LONGER.
- BABE.
- THIS IS ALL VERY TOUCHING.
BRITTANY, A DEAL: THE MOUSE FOR KEVIN.
- DEAL.
- [both thinking] SUCKER!
- LET'S GO, KEVIN.
- DARIA, I CAN STILL COME OVER
AND WATCH THE PIGSKIN CHANNEL, RIGHT?
- [both thinking] JERK!
- LET ME GUESS.
YOU HAVE A LITTLE BROTHER.
- HOW'D YOU KNOW?
- COOL!
THE MAZE THING REALLY WORKS.
- YEAH, THAT MOUSE IS JUST RIPPING UP
THE PATH TO THE FOOD BOX.
- OH.
[sadly] OH, YEAH.
- COME ON.
LET'S GO OVER TO MY PLACE
AND WATCH THE PIGSKIN CHANNEL
ON MY NEW SATELLITE DISH.
- WOW!
HOW'D YOU TALK YOUR PARENTS INTO GETTING A DISH?
- I TOLD THEM I WANTED TO WATCH THE HISTORY CHANNEL.
- [Brittany and Kevin laugh]
- PARENTS!
- KEVIN, WHERE ARE YOU GOING?
- OH, I'M HEADING OVER TO BRITT'S TO WATCH TV.
- WAIT. I CAN GET A BEAR.
I'LL GET TWO BEARS, THREE.
- GOLDILOCKS COMPLEX.
SHE'S SEEING A THERAPIST.
- HEY, KEV! I MISSED YOU, DUDE.
COME ON; THE GAME'S ABOUT TO BEGIN.
OH, AND I FOUND MY OLD JOURNAL.
- WHAT IS IT WITH THIS FAMILY?
[school bell rings]
- BRITTANY, CHARLES, YOU'RE UP.
- WE STARTED WITH--
- SHUT UP, CHARLES.
BRITTANY, DID YOU GO WITH
NEGATIVE OR POSITIVE REINFORCEMENT?
- gulp!
- UM, NEGATIVE?
I MEAN, POSITIVE?
- PLEASE, MS. BARCH, LET ME--
- CHARLES, SHUT YOUR MISERABLE LYING, CHEATING MOUTH.
BRITTANY, CONTINUE.
- THE MOUSE.
UM, IT'S SUPPOSED TO RUN DOWN THE PATH, RIGHT?
- BRITTANY AND CHUCK, YOU FAIL.
- AH!
- SHUT UP, UPCHUCK!
DARIA, KEVIN?
- IN CONCLUSION, THIS MOUSE, THROUGH NO FAULT OF MY OWN,
BRITTANY, WAS REPEATEDLY ABUSED BY A TEN-YEAR-OLD BOY.
AS A RESULT, THE MOUSE'S PRIMARY RESPONSE TO EVERYDAY STIMULI
IS FEAR.
SIMILAR REACTIONS ALSO OCCUR IN HUMANS.
TAKE THE MUGGING VICTIM
BEATEN WITH NUNCHUCKS IN AN ALLEYWAY.
AS HE OR SHE RECALLS THE ATTACKER'S FACE,
HIS SCRAGGLY GOATEE AND CHEAP DANGLY EARRING,
SHE LEARNS TO HATE AND FEAR ALL MEN
REGARDLESS OF AGE, RACE, OR TASTE IN JEWELRY.
- REALLY?
- DON'T INTERRUPT, HATEFUL SCUM.
EXCELLENT JOB, DARIA. YOU GET AN "A."
- ALL RIGHT!
- NOT YOU, YOU MAN. YOU GET A "D."
- ALL RIGHT!
[school bell rings]
YOU KNOW, DARIA, I REALLY LIKED HANGING OUT AT YOUR HOUSE
AND WORKING ON THE MAZE THING.
- YEAH, THE WEEK JUST FLEW BY.
IT WAS LIKE YOU WERE HARDLY THERE.
- THANKS.
HEY, DARIA? - YES?
- I'M HAVING A BIG PARTY FRIDAY,
AND I WANT A LOT OF COOL PEOPLE THERE.
COULD YOU... - YES?
- ASK QUINN IF SHE CAN MAKE IT?
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