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- ♪ LA-LA, LA, LA-LA ♪
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♪ LA-LA, LA, LA-LA ♪
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[bell rings]
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- AND ON THAT FATEFUL DAY,
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HIS FOLLOWERS OBEDIENTLY DRANK
THE POISON BREW.
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- WOW.
- WHOA.
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- JONESTOWN:
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ONE CHARISMATIC LEADER
EXERTING HIS DEMONIC WILL
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OVER SCORES OF FOLLOWERS.
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WHAT LESSON CAN WE TAKE
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FROM THIS TRAGIC EXAMPLE
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OF HERDLIKE BEHAVIOR?
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KEVIN?
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- UH, B.Y.O.B.?
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- PLEASE RETURN TO YOUR STUPOR,
KEVIN...
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- OKAY.
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- WHILE WE CONTINUE
OUR DISCUSSION OF CULTS.
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CAN ANYONE
GIVE ME ANOTHER EXAMPLE
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OF A GROUP
USING COERCIVE TECHNIQUES
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SUCH AS PEER PRESSURE, CHANTING,
AND SOCIAL ISOLATION
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TO ACHIEVE CONTROL
OVER ITS MEMBERS?
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BRITTANY?
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- CHEERLEADING?
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- AH, BRITTANY,
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SOMETIMES, DESPITE
A COMPLETE LACK OF INSIGHT,
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YOU STUMBLE
UPON AN INTERESTING ANSWER.
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- WOW.
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AND I DIDN'T EVEN
READ THE CHAPTER.
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- SHE'LL NEVER HAVE TO WORRY
ABOUT MIND-CONTROL.
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- NO,
BUT SHE'LL HAVE TO WATCH OUT
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FOR FERRETS
BUILDING A NEST IN HER HEAD.
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- NOW, REMEMBER,
YOUR TERM PAPERS ARE DUE FRIDAY.
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AND NO EXCUSES WILL BE ACCEPTED.
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[bell rings]
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- YOU WANT ME TO TAKE OVER
YOUR BABYSITTING JOB?
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I'M NOT SURE, QUINN.
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- PLEASE?
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JUST THIS ONCE.
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YOU'RE THE ONLY PERSON
I CAN TRUST TO DO THIS, RONNIE.
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I CAN TELL BY YOUR EYES.
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- REALLY?
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- YEAH, THEY'RE SO SINCERE.
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- WELL...
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- AND YOUR FACE,
IT'S VERY HONEST.
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YOU'RE SO NICE
AND DEPENDABLE AND--
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- NICE?
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SINCERE?
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[sighs]
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YOU'RE NEVER
GONNA GO OUT WITH ME, ARE YOU?
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- NOPE.
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- HEY, THERE'S QUINN
WITH ONE OF HER MANY ADMIRERS.
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- SHE'S WELL-LIKED
AMONG CLASSMATES OF BOTH SEXES.
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AND YET, STRANGELY,
SHE TURNS MY STOMACH.
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- WELL--
- QUINN,
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SOME GUY NAMED SKYLER
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WAS LOOKING FOR YOU
THIS MORNING.
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- OH, NO.
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HE FIGURED OUT YOU'RE MY SISTER?
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- ACTUALLY, HE SEEMED TO THINK
I WAS YOUR AU PAIR.
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HE ASKED ME
HOW I LIKED AMERICA SO FAR.
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- PEOPLE ARE SO WEIRD.
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- SOME ARE WEIRD.
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SOME ARE JUST ASTONISHINGLY
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SELF-CENTERED AND DECEITFUL.
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LATER.
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- SKYLER FELDMAN?
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- HIS FAMILY HAS A BOAT.
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IT'S ALMOST SUMMER.
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- YEAH, RIGHT.
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ASK HIM TO BABYSIT FOR YOU.
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- BUT HE CAN'T GO OUT WITH ME
IF HE'S BABYSITTING.
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- THEN TRY YOUR SISTER.
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SHE SEEMS LIKE THE TYPE
WHO HAS PLENTY OF NIGHTS FREE.
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- THEY BAKE COOKIES BY DAY,
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BUT THEY REALLY HEAT UP
AT NIGHT.
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G-STRING GRANDMAS
TODAY ON SICK, SAD WORLD.
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- GROSS.
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- FOR ONCE,
WE'RE IN AGREEMENT.
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- THIS COLOR
LOOKS NOTHING LIKE MELON.
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IT'S WAY TOO PINK.
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OH, HEY, DARIA,
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WHAT ARE YOU DOING
SATURDAY NIGHT?
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- FORGET IT.
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I DON'T LIKE KIDS.
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I DIDN'T EVEN LIKE KIDS
WHEN I WAS A KID.
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- BUT YOU GOT TO TAKE
MY BABYSITTING JOB.
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I COULD END UP ALL SUMMER
ON SOME PUBLIC BEACH.
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6 BUCKS AN HOUR.
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- OOH, I COULD
MAKE A DOWN PAYMENT
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ON THAT ISOLATED
MOUNTAIN CABIN.
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- I'LL PAY YOU
A $2-AN-HOUR BONUS.
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YOU CAN DO YOUR HOMEWORK
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AND EARN MONEY
AT THE SAME TIME.
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- WELL, THERE IS
THAT HISTORY PAPER
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I HAVEN'T STARTED YET.
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BUT IF I BABYSAT FOR YOU,
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THEN TECHNICALLY
I'D BE DOING YOU A FAVOR.
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AND THAT SIMPLY CANNOT BE.
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- THERE'S ANGEL HAIR
IN THE FREEZER, GIRLS,
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AND DON'T FORGET,
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TOMORROW NIGHT WE'RE HOSTING
OUR COUPLES' WORKSHOP.
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IT'S "FOCUS ON TEENS" NIGHT.
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I EXPECT YOU TO BE THERE.
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- SORRY, MOM, I HAVE A DATE.
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REMEMBER WHAT YOU SAID
ON SATURDAY?
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A COMMITMENT'S A COMMITMENT.
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- [sighs]
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YES, I DID SAY THAT.
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WELL, I'LL SEE YOU
THERE, DARIA.
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- I CAN'T.
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I HAVE A COMMITMENT.
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both: YOU?
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- I'M BABYSITTING.
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- OH, NO.
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THE LAUNDRY SHRANK YOUR SHIRT.
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- NO, THEY DIDN'T.
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- OH.
[sighs]
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YOU KNOW,
I USED TO WEAR MINISKIRTS.
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BUT LIFE GOES ON.
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WELL, I WAS SURPRISED
TO HEAR ABOUT
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DARIA'S BABYSITTING JOB
TOMORROW NIGHT.
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- YEAH, I WAS TOO.
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- ESPECIALLY SINCE
IT'S FOR THE GUPTYS,
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AND THEY USUALLY CALL YOU.
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- I KNOW.
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PEOPLE ARE SO WEIRD.
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- IN FACT,
I THINK I REMEMBER SOMETHING
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ABOUT YOU GOING OVER THERE
TOMORROW NIGHT.
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- YOU KNOW, I THINK THEY DID
SHRINK THIS SHIRT.
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- QUINN, HOW DO YOU EXPECT
TO GET ANYWHERE IN THIS WORLD
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IF YOU DON'T
STICK TO YOUR COMMITMENTS?
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- BUT I DIDN'T MEAN
TO DOUBLE BOOK.
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IT'S HARD TO KEEP TRACK
OF DATES
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WHEN YOU'RE ATTRACTIVE
AND POPULAR.
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- I CAN'T HAVE ANOTHER FIASCO
LIKE LAST SATURDAY NIGHT.
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THINK OF HOW IT MUST HAVE FELT
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WHEN THOSE THREE BOYS
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ALL SHOWED UP HERE
AT THE SAME TIME.
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- IT FELT GREAT.
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- I MEANT, FOR THEM.
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YOU KNOW THE TIME-MANAGEMENT
CONSULTANT I'VE BEEN SEEING?
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- DORIS DO-RIGHT?
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- DINA DECKER.
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I'M GOING TO HAVE TO BOOK US
FOR A MOTHER-DAUGHTER SESSION.
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- LIKE A CLASS?
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- THINK OF IT AS A MAKEOVER.
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MY TREAT.
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- WELL, OKAY.
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- I'M SO EXCITED.
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TALK ABOUT AN EFFICIENT USE
OF QUALITY TIME.
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[phone rings]
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- NOW, DARIA, I HOPE QUINN
EXPLAINED OUR RULES.
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WERE YOU PLANNING ON HAVING
A BOYFRIEND IN THE HOUSE?
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BECAUSE...
[chuckles]
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WE DON'T ALLOW THAT.
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- NO PROBLEM.
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I'M FLYING SOLO THESE DAYS.
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- THEN I GUESS
IT'S NOT AN ISSUE.
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- UNLESS I PICK UP SOMEBODY
ON THE WAY OVER.
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- WHAT?
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- [giggles]
SHE'S KIDDING, MRS. GUPTY.
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MY SISTER'S A BIG KIDDER.
HA, HA, DARIA.
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- HA, HA, QUINN.
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- [chuckles]
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WELL, YOU'LL NEED
A SENSE OF HUMOR
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TO TANGLE
WITH OUR LITTLE DEVILS.
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- LESTER!
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- NO, SERIOUSLY,
THEY'RE GREAT KIDS.
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SEE YOU SATURDAY, DARIA.
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- BYE.
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$10 SURCHARGE
IF I HAVE TO SPEND
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MORE THAN 15 MINUTES
WITH THE PARENTS.
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- THAT'S FAIR.
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- PRIORITIZING:
IT'S THE FIRST STEP
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TOWARD STREAMLINING
YOUR LIFE.
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HELEN, PLEASE SHARE
YOUR LIST OF PRIORITIES,
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STATING THE MOST IMPORTANT
FIRST.
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- ONE: SPEND MORE TIME
WITH MY FAMILY.
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TWO: BREAK THROUGH
THE FIRM'S GLASS CEILING.
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THREE: BEAT THE PANTS
OFF KARALEE FISHBECK
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IN THE LIBRARY BOARD ELECTION.
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FOUR: GET THE SPICE
BACK INTO MY MARRIAGE.
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- MOM!
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- FOUR: WINDOW TREATMENTS
FOR THE LIVING ROOM.
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- GREAT.
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AND WHAT ARE YOUR PRIORITIES,
QUINN?
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- ONE: DATING.
TWO: SHOPPING.
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THREE: BOUNCY HAIR.
FOUR: SCHOOL.
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- YOU DON'T HAVE TO RUSH,
SWEETIE.
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MAYBE YOU'D LIKE
TO RETHINK THE ORDER.
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- HELEN,
QUINN IS JUST BEING HONEST.
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WE CAN'T GET ANYWHERE
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UNLESS WE TAKE
A HARD, HONEST LOOK
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AT WHAT REALLY MATTERS TO US.
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- ONE: GET THE SPICE
BACK INTO MY MARRIAGE.
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[sighs]
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- QUINN, HERE'S YOUR VERY OWN
TEEN LIFE-RUNNER
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JUST LIKE MOM'S.
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- MY BABY'S ALL GROWN UP.
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- DON'T FORGET
TO ENTER THIS EXPERIENCE
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ON YOUR PROUD MOMENTS
SUMMARY PAGE.
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- I CAN'T USE THIS THING.
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IT'S UGLY.
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- CUSTOMIZED STYLES ARE
AVAILABLE FOR AN EXTRA CHARGE.
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- I'LL TAKE THE CORAL.
LEATHERETTE.
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- WE ALSO SELL
A MATCHING LIPSTICK AND COMPACT
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THAT FIT
RIGHT INSIDE THE PLANNER.
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- NOW I'LL BE ATTRACTIVE
AND POPULAR AND ORGANIZED.
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- ♪ LA-LA, LA, LA-LA ♪
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♪ LA-LA, LA, LA-LA ♪
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♪ LA-LA, LA, LA-LA ♪
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- IF THEY START
TO DRIVE YOU NUTS,
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TELL THEM YOU KNOW
THIS GREAT GAME CALLED CEMETERY.
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THEY HAVE TO LIE ON THE FLOOR
AND PRETEND THEY'RE DEAD.
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FIRST ONE TO MOVE
OR MAKE A SOUND LOSES.
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- THIS WHOLE THING'S
GIVING ME THE CREEPS.
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I CAN'T EVEN THINK ABOUT
THAT STUPID HISTORY PAPER.
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- RELAX.
I'LL BE THERE BY 8:00.
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I GUESS YOU'RE NOT--
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- HEY, DARIA?
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WHAT KIND OF CAR
WOULD YOU SAY THAT IS?
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- SEE YOU LATER.
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- LATER.
beep!
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- ISN'T THAT THE NOUVEAU RICHE
SPORTS SEDAN?
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WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
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- DATE EVALUATION SYSTEM.
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CONVERTIBLES GET BONUS POINTS.
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CORAL.
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IS LIFE GREAT, OR WHAT?
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BYE!
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[door clicks shut]
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- [sighs]
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- HEY, DARIA, WHERE YOU GOING?
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IT'S COUPLES' THERAPY NIGHT.
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- BABYSITTING JOB, DAD.
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- WISH I HAD A BABYSITTING JOB.
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- WHAT?
238
00:08:48,028 --> 00:08:50,561
- THOSE COUPLES,
THEY'RE SUCH A BUNCH OF WIMPS,
239
00:08:50,563 --> 00:08:52,430
ALWAYS SO FREAKING SENSITIVE.
240
00:08:52,432 --> 00:08:53,831
- HANG IN THERE, DAD.
241
00:08:53,833 --> 00:08:56,400
YOU'LL MEET
SOME INSENSITIVE COUPLES.
242
00:08:56,402 --> 00:08:57,401
I'M SURE OF IT.
243
00:08:57,403 --> 00:08:58,402
- THANKS, KIDDO!
244
00:09:16,522 --> 00:09:18,022
- HI, MRS. KEWPIE.
245
00:09:18,024 --> 00:09:19,791
- WHAT?
- MRS. GUPTY.
246
00:09:19,793 --> 00:09:22,127
- PLEASE, DARIA, CALL ME LAUREN.
247
00:09:22,129 --> 00:09:23,328
COME ON IN.
248
00:09:23,330 --> 00:09:24,695
WE'RE ALMOST READY.
249
00:09:27,100 --> 00:09:29,200
- HMM.
250
00:09:29,202 --> 00:09:31,436
♪ SHE'LL BE COMIN'
ROUND THE MOUNTAIN ♪
251
00:09:31,438 --> 00:09:33,137
♪ WHEN SHE COMES ♪
252
00:09:33,139 --> 00:09:35,307
♪ SHE'LL BE COMIN'
ROUND THE MOUNTAIN ♪
253
00:09:35,309 --> 00:09:37,041
♪ WHEN SHE COMES ♪
254
00:09:37,043 --> 00:09:41,379
[hums]
HMM...
255
00:09:41,381 --> 00:09:43,414
- [screaming]
256
00:09:43,416 --> 00:09:45,149
- CAN WE PUNISH HER NOW?
257
00:09:45,151 --> 00:09:47,152
IT'S TIME FOR A PUNISHMENT.
258
00:09:47,154 --> 00:09:48,152
CAN WE PUNISH HER NOW?
259
00:09:48,154 --> 00:09:49,553
splat!
260
00:09:49,555 --> 00:09:50,788
- [sobs quietly]
261
00:09:50,790 --> 00:09:53,124
- [wailing]
262
00:09:54,627 --> 00:09:55,693
- BRAIN.
263
00:09:55,695 --> 00:09:56,694
- BRAT.
- BRAIN.
264
00:09:56,696 --> 00:09:57,828
- BRAT.
- BRAIN.
265
00:09:57,830 --> 00:10:00,097
- STOP THAT.
STOP THAT!
266
00:10:00,099 --> 00:10:01,165
OH, GOD,
267
00:10:01,167 --> 00:10:02,767
IT'S MY HEART.
268
00:10:04,404 --> 00:10:06,103
- YOU KNOW, SHE STUFFS HER BRA.
269
00:10:06,105 --> 00:10:07,339
- HI, I'M QUINN.
270
00:10:07,341 --> 00:10:09,574
I'LL BE ALLOWED TO DATE
IN FOUR YEARS.
271
00:10:09,576 --> 00:10:12,243
- HERE THEY ARE:
272
00:10:12,245 --> 00:10:14,412
THE LITTLE MONSTERS.
- LESTER!
273
00:10:17,317 --> 00:10:19,684
- WE DON'T LET SITTERS
USE THE PHONE,
274
00:10:19,686 --> 00:10:21,719
BUT WE MADE AN EXCEPTION
FOR QUINN
275
00:10:21,721 --> 00:10:22,887
AFTER SHE EXPLAINED
276
00:10:22,889 --> 00:10:24,589
THAT SHE CALLS YOUR GRANDMOTHER
EVERY HOUR.
277
00:10:24,591 --> 00:10:25,790
- MY GRANDMOTHER?
278
00:10:25,792 --> 00:10:27,359
- TO TELL HER TO TAKE HER PILL.
279
00:10:27,361 --> 00:10:28,760
- OH, YEAH.
280
00:10:28,762 --> 00:10:32,296
ACTUALLY,
TONIGHT IT'S MY TURN.
281
00:10:32,298 --> 00:10:34,799
- NOW, DARIA,
HERE'S YOUR SCHEDULE.
282
00:10:34,801 --> 00:10:35,967
AS YOU CAN SEE,
283
00:10:35,969 --> 00:10:37,268
WE'VE BROKEN EVERYTHING DOWN
284
00:10:37,270 --> 00:10:39,037
INTO 15-MINUTE INCREMENTS.
285
00:10:39,039 --> 00:10:40,372
LET'S REVIEW IT TOGETHER.
286
00:10:40,374 --> 00:10:42,374
- DO YOU KNOW A WOMAN
NAMED DINA DECKER,
287
00:10:42,376 --> 00:10:43,375
BY ANY CHANCE?
288
00:10:43,377 --> 00:10:44,876
both: YES.
289
00:10:44,878 --> 00:10:48,112
- 8:15, DISCUSS CURRENT EVENTS.
290
00:10:48,114 --> 00:10:50,081
8:30, SNACK.
291
00:10:50,083 --> 00:10:52,650
8:45, POST-SNACK FLOSSING.
292
00:10:52,652 --> 00:10:55,153
- AND THE VOCABULARY WORD
FOR THE NIGHT
293
00:10:55,155 --> 00:10:57,222
IS INDEMNIFICATION.
294
00:10:57,224 --> 00:10:59,490
- WE LEFT FOOD FOR YOU
IN THE FRIDGE.
295
00:10:59,492 --> 00:11:00,725
HAVE FUN, KIDS.
296
00:11:00,727 --> 00:11:01,726
- BYE, MOM.
297
00:11:01,728 --> 00:11:02,827
both: BYE, DAD.
298
00:11:05,498 --> 00:11:06,564
[door clicks shut]
299
00:11:06,566 --> 00:11:08,766
- OKAY, YOU CAN DROP
THE ANGEL ACT.
300
00:11:08,768 --> 00:11:09,834
- WHAT DO YOU MEAN?
301
00:11:09,836 --> 00:11:12,303
- IS IT TIME TO FLOSS YET?
302
00:11:12,305 --> 00:11:15,572
[ticking]
303
00:11:20,580 --> 00:11:23,114
- WE'RE SUPPOSED TO BE
DISCUSSING CURRENT EVENTS.
304
00:11:23,116 --> 00:11:24,916
- I HAVE A HEADACHE.
305
00:11:24,918 --> 00:11:27,018
IS THAT CURRENT ENOUGH
FOR YOU?
306
00:11:30,289 --> 00:11:33,224
- IS QUINN REALLY YOUR SISTER?
- YEAH.
307
00:11:33,226 --> 00:11:37,962
- THEN HOW COME HER HAIR'S
SO MUCH BOUNCIER THAN YOURS?
308
00:11:37,964 --> 00:11:41,165
[ticking]
309
00:11:43,636 --> 00:11:44,936
- OH, LOOK,
310
00:11:44,938 --> 00:11:46,971
THERE'S BEEN A LAST-MINUTE
CHANGE IN THE SCHEDULE.
311
00:11:46,973 --> 00:11:48,573
IT'S TIME TO WATCH TV.
312
00:11:48,575 --> 00:11:50,708
- BUT TOO MUCH TV'S
BAD FOR YOU.
313
00:11:50,710 --> 00:11:54,211
- IT CAN TURN YOU
INTO A ZOMBIE, DARIA.
314
00:11:54,213 --> 00:11:57,081
- WELL,
THAT'LL MAKE THREE OF US.
315
00:11:57,083 --> 00:11:59,650
[inaudible speech]
316
00:12:01,253 --> 00:12:03,888
[soft easy-listening music]
317
00:12:03,890 --> 00:12:05,222
YOUR PARENTS PUT ONE OF THOSE
318
00:12:05,224 --> 00:12:07,291
LOCK-OUT THINGS ON HERE,
DIDN'T THEY?
319
00:12:07,293 --> 00:12:09,160
ALL I'M GETTING
IS THE FORECAST CHANNEL.
320
00:12:09,162 --> 00:12:10,160
both: YAY!
321
00:12:10,162 --> 00:12:11,529
THE FIVE-DAY REPORT!
322
00:12:11,531 --> 00:12:14,765
- THAT MEANS THE MIDWESTERN
BUSINESS PLANNER'S NEXT!
323
00:12:14,767 --> 00:12:15,933
- SEE, TRICIA,
324
00:12:15,935 --> 00:12:17,902
I TOLD YOU THE
BAROMETRIC PRESSURE WAS FALLING.
325
00:12:17,904 --> 00:12:19,103
- KNOW-IT-ALL.
326
00:12:19,105 --> 00:12:20,605
- WE'LL BE BACK
WITH EASTERN SEABOARD
327
00:12:20,607 --> 00:12:22,573
ROAD CONDITIONS
AFTER THIS.
328
00:12:22,575 --> 00:12:25,242
- COME TO TIRE LAND'S
BIG BLOWOUT SALE!
329
00:12:25,244 --> 00:12:26,677
- COMMERCIALS ARE BAD.
330
00:12:26,679 --> 00:12:29,080
- COMMERCIALS LIE.
331
00:12:29,082 --> 00:12:31,916
- LET'S MOVE THE SNACK
UP TO 8:15.
332
00:12:31,918 --> 00:12:33,418
WE'LL GET TO FLOSSING QUICKER.
333
00:12:33,420 --> 00:12:34,886
both: YAY!
334
00:12:34,888 --> 00:12:36,554
[soft piano music]
335
00:12:36,556 --> 00:12:38,022
- QUINN,
336
00:12:38,024 --> 00:12:40,057
I KNOW THAT PLENTY OF GUYS
WANT TO GO OUT WITH YOU,
337
00:12:40,059 --> 00:12:42,359
AND PLENTY OF GIRLS
WANT TO GO OUT WITH ME.
338
00:12:42,361 --> 00:12:44,629
AND THAT MAKES ME THINK
WE SHOULD BE TOGETHER.
339
00:12:44,631 --> 00:12:48,032
- OH, SKYLER,
YOU'RE NUMBER ONE IN MY BOOK...
340
00:12:48,034 --> 00:12:49,266
BY 14 POINTS.
341
00:12:51,872 --> 00:12:53,371
- WILL YOU EXCUSE ME?
342
00:12:53,373 --> 00:12:54,805
I'LL BE RIGHT BACK.
343
00:13:08,388 --> 00:13:09,420
- RAISINS?
344
00:13:09,422 --> 00:13:11,155
- RAISINS ARE NATURE'S CANDY.
345
00:13:11,157 --> 00:13:13,491
- THEN WHY DO THEY HAVE TO
COVER THEM WITH CHOCOLATE
346
00:13:13,493 --> 00:13:14,992
TO SELL THEM AT THE MOVIES?
347
00:13:14,994 --> 00:13:16,761
- SUGAR IS BAD.
348
00:13:16,763 --> 00:13:18,395
- SUGAR ROTS YOUR TEETH.
349
00:13:18,397 --> 00:13:20,397
- SUGAR MAKES YOU HYPER.
350
00:13:20,399 --> 00:13:23,067
- HITLER ATE SUGAR.
351
00:13:23,069 --> 00:13:25,169
both: ♪ I CAN HOPE
AND I CAN DREAM ♪
352
00:13:25,171 --> 00:13:26,504
♪ AND I AM FULL OF ♪
353
00:13:26,506 --> 00:13:27,672
♪ FULL OF ♪
354
00:13:27,674 --> 00:13:28,840
♪ FULL OF ♪
355
00:13:28,842 --> 00:13:31,242
♪ FULL OF SELF-ESTEEM ♪
356
00:13:31,244 --> 00:13:33,444
♪ THE HARE AND TORTOISE
HAD A RACE ♪
357
00:13:33,446 --> 00:13:34,511
♪ THE TORTOISE WON ♪
358
00:13:34,513 --> 00:13:35,713
♪ HE TOOK FIRST PLACE ♪
359
00:13:35,715 --> 00:13:37,915
♪ HE KNEW
HE REALLY PASSED THE TEST ♪
360
00:13:37,917 --> 00:13:40,885
♪ BECAUSE HE DID HIS VERY BEST ♪
361
00:13:40,887 --> 00:13:43,354
♪ SO VERY MAD WAS MR. HARE ♪
362
00:13:43,356 --> 00:13:45,890
♪ HE CLAIMED THE RACE
IT WASN'T FAIR ♪
363
00:13:45,892 --> 00:13:46,925
♪ WHO WON?
WHO CARES? ♪
364
00:13:46,927 --> 00:13:48,159
♪ IT'S ALL THE SAME ♪
365
00:13:48,161 --> 00:13:51,596
♪ WHAT COUNTS
IS HOW YOU PLAY THE GAME ♪
366
00:13:51,598 --> 00:13:53,798
♪ I CAN HOPE AND I CAN DREAM ♪
367
00:13:53,800 --> 00:13:55,132
♪ AND I AM FULL OF ♪
368
00:13:55,134 --> 00:13:56,167
♪ FULL OF ♪
369
00:13:56,169 --> 00:13:57,168
♪ FULL OF ♪
370
00:13:57,170 --> 00:13:59,404
♪ FULL OF SELF-ESTEEM ♪
371
00:13:59,406 --> 00:14:01,205
- THIS RECORD IS SHOT.
372
00:14:01,207 --> 00:14:03,708
WHY DON'T YOU ASK YOUR PARENTS
TO GET YOU THE CD?
373
00:14:03,710 --> 00:14:05,877
- COMPACT DISCS
WERE FORCED UPON CONSUMERS
374
00:14:05,879 --> 00:14:07,045
SO THAT RECORD COMPANIES
375
00:14:07,047 --> 00:14:08,713
COULD INCREASE
THEIR PROFIT MARGINS.
376
00:14:08,715 --> 00:14:11,516
- THAT'S IMPORTANT
FOR A SIX-YEAR-OLD TO KNOW.
377
00:14:11,518 --> 00:14:12,784
- LET'S PLAY IT AGAIN!
378
00:14:19,425 --> 00:14:20,424
- AH-CHOO!
379
00:14:20,426 --> 00:14:21,759
- I WIN.
380
00:14:21,761 --> 00:14:24,395
- OKAY, THAT'S ENOUGH CEMETERY.
381
00:14:24,397 --> 00:14:26,230
LET'S PLAY A NEW GAME.
382
00:14:26,232 --> 00:14:27,632
IT'S CALLED LICHEN.
383
00:14:27,634 --> 00:14:28,733
- YAY!
- YEAH!
384
00:14:28,735 --> 00:14:30,234
- HERE ARE THE RULES:
385
00:14:30,236 --> 00:14:32,236
LIE ON THE FLOOR
AND MAKE BELIEVE
386
00:14:32,238 --> 00:14:34,706
YOU'RE A FUNGUS
ON AN OLD TREE TRUNK.
387
00:14:34,708 --> 00:14:38,209
THE FIRST ONE TO MOVE
OR DROP A SPORE LOSES.
388
00:14:43,783 --> 00:14:44,816
- YO.
389
00:14:44,818 --> 00:14:45,850
- HEY, GRANDMA,
390
00:14:45,852 --> 00:14:47,451
IT'S TIME FOR YOUR DAMN PILL.
391
00:14:47,453 --> 00:14:48,619
- HUH?
392
00:14:48,621 --> 00:14:50,355
- YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO BE HERE
AN HOUR AGO.
393
00:14:50,357 --> 00:14:51,456
I'M DESPERATE.
394
00:14:51,458 --> 00:14:53,057
- I HAD TO WAIT FOR MY RIDE.
395
00:14:53,059 --> 00:14:54,659
TRENT JUST GOT BACK
FROM REHEARSAL.
396
00:14:54,661 --> 00:14:56,027
RELAX, I'M ON MY WAY.
397
00:14:56,029 --> 00:14:57,928
- TAD DROPPED A SPORE.
398
00:14:57,930 --> 00:14:58,963
- DID NOT.
399
00:14:58,965 --> 00:14:59,998
IT WAS A RAISIN.
400
00:15:00,000 --> 00:15:02,700
- BRING JUNK FOOD.
401
00:15:02,702 --> 00:15:05,269
- ♪ LA-LA, LA, LA-LA ♪
402
00:15:05,271 --> 00:15:07,605
♪ LA-LA, LA, LA-LA ♪
403
00:15:07,607 --> 00:15:09,874
♪ LA-LA, LA, LA-LA ♪
404
00:15:09,876 --> 00:15:11,609
♪ LA-LA, LA, LA-LA ♪
405
00:15:12,746 --> 00:15:15,413
- QUINN ALWAYS LETS ME
FIX HER HAIR.
406
00:15:15,415 --> 00:15:17,615
- HER BOUNCY HAIR?
407
00:15:17,617 --> 00:15:19,384
FIND SOMETHING ELSE TO DO.
408
00:15:19,386 --> 00:15:22,053
- I GUESS WE COULD
LISTEN TO THE RECORD SOME MORE.
409
00:15:22,055 --> 00:15:23,420
- [sighs]
OKAY.
410
00:15:23,422 --> 00:15:25,056
THE HAIR IT IS.
411
00:15:25,058 --> 00:15:26,824
- I'LL SHINE YOUR SHOES.
412
00:15:29,162 --> 00:15:32,563
- DO YOU ALWAYS DO
EXACTLY WHAT ADULTS TELL YOU?
413
00:15:32,565 --> 00:15:33,764
- YES.
414
00:15:33,766 --> 00:15:36,034
- DO YOU ALWAYS
BELIEVE EVERYTHING THEY SAY?
415
00:15:36,036 --> 00:15:37,402
- YEP.
416
00:15:37,404 --> 00:15:40,638
- WELL, WHAT IF TWO ADULTS
SAY EXACTLY OPPOSITE THINGS?
417
00:15:43,609 --> 00:15:46,611
- [sobs]
418
00:15:46,613 --> 00:15:48,178
- OUCH.
419
00:15:48,180 --> 00:15:50,348
- YOU'RE MEAN.
420
00:15:50,350 --> 00:15:53,351
ding-dong!
421
00:15:53,353 --> 00:15:55,286
- THANK GOD YOU'RE HERE.
422
00:15:55,288 --> 00:15:57,121
- ALL HAIL, PIPPI LONGSTOCKING.
423
00:15:57,123 --> 00:16:01,726
HEY, TRENT, COME LOOK AT THIS.
424
00:16:01,728 --> 00:16:04,028
- WHERE'D YOU LEARN
TO BABYSIT?
425
00:16:04,030 --> 00:16:06,196
- I USED TO HELP
WITH MY SISTER SUMMER'S KIDS
426
00:16:06,198 --> 00:16:08,365
TILL THEY GOT OLD ENOUGH
TO RUN AWAY.
427
00:16:08,367 --> 00:16:10,134
- CAN I EXFOLIATE YOUR SKIN?
428
00:16:10,136 --> 00:16:11,803
- QUINN LETS YOU DO THAT?
429
00:16:11,805 --> 00:16:13,304
- QUINN DOESN'T NEED IT.
430
00:16:13,306 --> 00:16:15,773
- YES, WELL,
YOU'VE USED "EXFOLIATE,"
431
00:16:15,775 --> 00:16:18,142
OUR VOCABULARY WORD
OF THE NIGHT.
432
00:16:18,144 --> 00:16:19,543
SO NOW IT'S TIME FOR BED.
433
00:16:19,545 --> 00:16:21,712
- BUT THE VOCABULARY WORD
FOR THE NIGHT
434
00:16:21,714 --> 00:16:23,547
IS INDEMNIFICATION.
435
00:16:23,549 --> 00:16:25,082
- MADE YOU SAY IT.
436
00:16:25,084 --> 00:16:26,651
- OKAY, KIDS,
WE'RE ALL SUITED UP,
437
00:16:26,653 --> 00:16:29,486
SO IT'S TIME
TO BLAST OFF TO SLEEPY LAND.
438
00:16:29,488 --> 00:16:32,089
- I GUESS I JUST
DON'T SPEAK THE LANGUAGE.
439
00:16:32,091 --> 00:16:34,425
- BUT YOU HAVE TO READ US
A BEDTIME STORY FIRST.
440
00:16:34,427 --> 00:16:36,594
- IT'S ON THE SCHEDULE.
441
00:16:36,596 --> 00:16:37,595
- SURE IS,
442
00:16:37,597 --> 00:16:39,764
RIGHT BEFORE
EAR CANAL IRRIGATION
443
00:16:39,766 --> 00:16:42,734
AND PRAYING FOR WORLD PEACE.
444
00:16:42,736 --> 00:16:45,102
- MR. POTTY GOES TO TOWN.
445
00:16:45,104 --> 00:16:47,972
THE TIDY TEDDY BEAR FAMILY.
446
00:16:47,974 --> 00:16:49,907
KANEESHA'S FIRST KWANZAA.
447
00:16:49,909 --> 00:16:53,444
- THE TEN ARGUMENTS FOR THE
ELIMINATION OF TELEVISION
448
00:16:53,446 --> 00:16:55,179
POP-UP ACTIVITY BOOK.
449
00:16:55,181 --> 00:16:57,281
- ISN'T THERE ANYTHING DECENT
TO READ?
450
00:16:57,283 --> 00:16:59,350
- GOT SOME OLD CLASSICS
OVER HERE.
451
00:16:59,352 --> 00:17:02,620
- THEY'LL DO.
452
00:17:02,622 --> 00:17:04,455
SO CINDERELLA SKIPPED THE BALL
453
00:17:04,457 --> 00:17:05,757
AND ASKED HER FAIRY GODMOTHER
454
00:17:05,759 --> 00:17:07,759
TO MAKE HER
THE FIRST WOMAN PRESIDENT.
455
00:17:07,761 --> 00:17:09,960
REALIZING THAT THE MONARCHY
WAS OBSOLETE,
456
00:17:09,962 --> 00:17:11,361
THE PRINCE OPENED A VIDEO STORE.
457
00:17:11,363 --> 00:17:13,196
- THAT'S NOT HOW IT GOES.
458
00:17:13,198 --> 00:17:15,699
- BUT I LIKE IT BETTER THIS WAY.
459
00:17:15,701 --> 00:17:17,668
- AND THEN
THE LITTLE ENGINE DECIDED
460
00:17:17,670 --> 00:17:20,438
THAT HE JUST
WASN'T THE COMPETITIVE TYPE.
461
00:17:20,440 --> 00:17:23,674
- SO OLD MOTHER HUBBARD
TRACKED DOWN THE DEADBEAT LOSER
462
00:17:23,676 --> 00:17:25,810
AND MADE HIM PAY CHILD SUPPORT.
463
00:17:25,812 --> 00:17:28,212
- AND THE DISH
RAN AWAY WITH THE SPOON,
464
00:17:28,214 --> 00:17:30,314
BUT HAWAII WAS THE ONLY STATE
465
00:17:30,316 --> 00:17:33,417
THAT WOULD RECOGNIZE
THE MARRIAGE AS LEGAL.
466
00:17:33,419 --> 00:17:34,719
- AND THE TRUTH IS,
467
00:17:34,721 --> 00:17:36,954
NO ONE WILL EVER ASK
TO SEE YOUR PERMANENT RECORD.
468
00:17:36,956 --> 00:17:37,955
- WOW.
469
00:17:37,957 --> 00:17:39,490
YOU GUYS ARE SMART.
470
00:17:39,492 --> 00:17:41,559
- I THINK THAT'S ENOUGH
FOR TONIGHT.
471
00:17:41,561 --> 00:17:43,727
- GEE, MOM AND DAD
NEVER TOLD US
472
00:17:43,729 --> 00:17:45,797
THAT PEOPLE
CAN THINK FOR THEMSELVES.
473
00:17:45,799 --> 00:17:48,065
- OR THAT TOM CRUISE IS 5'4".
474
00:17:48,067 --> 00:17:50,835
- DARIA, JANE, HOW DO WE KNOW
475
00:17:50,837 --> 00:17:53,170
THAT WHAT YOU TELL US
IS THE TRUTH?
476
00:17:53,172 --> 00:17:54,304
- YOU DON'T.
477
00:17:54,306 --> 00:17:56,240
AND THAT'S THE GREATEST LESSON
OF ALL.
478
00:17:56,242 --> 00:17:57,507
- WE MADE UP THAT PART
479
00:17:57,509 --> 00:18:00,177
ABOUT ALIENS
LIVING UNDER THE NORTH POLE.
480
00:18:00,179 --> 00:18:01,311
- I THOUGHT SO.
481
00:18:01,313 --> 00:18:02,412
- HA-HA!
482
00:18:02,414 --> 00:18:04,581
THE KID'S GONNA BE ALL RIGHT.
483
00:18:06,352 --> 00:18:08,018
[easy-listening music]
484
00:18:08,020 --> 00:18:10,320
- WELL, THEY'RE FINALLY ASLEEP.
485
00:18:10,322 --> 00:18:12,422
- AND NOW YOUR LOCAL FORECAST.
486
00:18:12,424 --> 00:18:13,925
- THINK YOU CAN FIX THAT?
487
00:18:13,927 --> 00:18:16,527
- THINK I CAN FIX IT?
488
00:18:16,529 --> 00:18:17,929
[easy-listening music stops]
489
00:18:17,931 --> 00:18:21,432
- TONIGHT THE SICK, SAD WORLD
PRIMETIME SPECIAL
490
00:18:21,434 --> 00:18:23,367
WITH PEOPLE JUST LIKE YOU,
491
00:18:23,369 --> 00:18:24,936
ONLY MORE PATHETIC.
492
00:18:24,938 --> 00:18:27,204
- JUST IN TIME.
493
00:18:27,206 --> 00:18:29,006
- I GUESS YOU'RE NOT
GONNA WORK ON YOUR PAPER.
494
00:18:29,008 --> 00:18:31,208
- [sighs]
I'LL HAVE TO GET AN EXTENSION.
495
00:18:31,210 --> 00:18:34,778
RIGHT NOW I'M HAVING TROUBLE
REMEMBERING MY OWN NAME.
496
00:18:36,482 --> 00:18:38,649
- CAN WE HAVE
A DRINK OF WATER?
497
00:18:38,651 --> 00:18:41,285
- COOL!
MUD WRESTLING!
498
00:18:41,287 --> 00:18:43,387
- OOH, BUSTED.
499
00:18:43,389 --> 00:18:44,989
- KICK HIM TO THE CURB,
GIRLFRIEND.
500
00:18:44,991 --> 00:18:46,390
- THIS IS FUN.
501
00:18:46,392 --> 00:18:48,525
YOU'RE MY FAVORITE BABYSITTER,
DARIA.
502
00:18:48,527 --> 00:18:49,961
- ME TOO.
503
00:18:49,963 --> 00:18:52,897
- JUST DON'T TELL YOUR PARENTS
WE LET YOU STAY UP LATE.
504
00:18:52,899 --> 00:18:54,966
- DO WE LOOK STUPID
OR SOMETHING?
505
00:18:54,968 --> 00:18:57,668
- SO MUCH PROGRESS
IN ONE NIGHT.
506
00:18:59,472 --> 00:19:01,739
- SO WHEN
YOU WANT TO GO OUT AGAIN?
507
00:19:01,741 --> 00:19:04,175
- HOW ABOUT
A WEEK FROM THURSDAY?
508
00:19:04,177 --> 00:19:05,309
I'M BOOKED UNTIL THEN.
509
00:19:05,311 --> 00:19:07,244
- I THOUGHT
YOU WERE MY GIRLFRIEND NOW.
510
00:19:07,246 --> 00:19:09,880
- BUT I CAN'T CANCEL
ON MY OTHER DATES.
511
00:19:09,882 --> 00:19:11,816
I HAVE TO STICK
TO MY COMMITMENTS.
512
00:19:11,818 --> 00:19:14,451
BESIDES,
I WROTE THEM DOWN IN PEN.
513
00:19:14,453 --> 00:19:16,586
- "WEDNESDAY, ERIC"?
514
00:19:16,588 --> 00:19:17,822
BUT HE'S MY BEST FRIEND.
515
00:19:17,824 --> 00:19:19,123
AND WHO'S BOB?
516
00:19:19,125 --> 00:19:21,859
- NO, THAT'S "B" PERIOD,
"O" PERIOD, "B" PERIOD.
517
00:19:21,861 --> 00:19:23,594
IT STANDS FOR BOY ON BIKE.
518
00:19:23,596 --> 00:19:24,662
I DIDN'T CATCH HIS NAME.
519
00:19:24,664 --> 00:19:26,931
- LET ME SEE THAT.
- HEY!
520
00:19:26,933 --> 00:19:28,599
- WHOA!
WHAT'S THIS?
521
00:19:28,601 --> 00:19:30,100
"LONG-TERM PLANS:
522
00:19:30,102 --> 00:19:32,603
"SEPTEMBER,
BREAK UP WITH SKYLER?
523
00:19:32,605 --> 00:19:34,271
OCTOBER, GO OUT WITH TAYLOR?"
524
00:19:34,273 --> 00:19:36,941
- HIS PARENTS HAVE A SKI HOUSE.
525
00:19:36,943 --> 00:19:40,076
[faint upbeat music]
526
00:19:41,381 --> 00:19:43,280
[door creaks]
527
00:19:43,282 --> 00:19:45,649
[easy-listening music]
528
00:19:45,651 --> 00:19:47,384
- HI, DARIA, HOW DID IT GO?
529
00:19:47,386 --> 00:19:48,452
ANY PROBLEMS?
530
00:19:48,454 --> 00:19:50,587
- IT SURE IS HARD
TO TEAR THEM AWAY
531
00:19:50,589 --> 00:19:52,223
FROM THEIR ORAL HYGIENE
ROUTINE,
532
00:19:52,225 --> 00:19:53,624
BUT OTHER THAN THAT--
533
00:19:53,626 --> 00:19:55,158
- WELL, THANKS
FOR COMING OVER.
534
00:19:55,160 --> 00:19:57,094
WE'D HATE TO MISS
COUPLES' THERAPY NIGHT.
535
00:19:57,096 --> 00:19:59,497
- I JUST LOVE THE NEW PICTURE
IN YOUR LIVING ROOM.
536
00:19:59,499 --> 00:20:01,666
- YOU WERE AT MY HOUSE?
- YES.
537
00:20:01,668 --> 00:20:03,668
AND WE HAD A BREAKTHROUGH
TONIGHT.
538
00:20:03,670 --> 00:20:05,236
YOUR FATHER CRIED.
539
00:20:10,242 --> 00:20:11,508
- BRITTANY,
540
00:20:11,510 --> 00:20:14,411
ALTHOUGH YOUR TOPIC,
THE CULT OF ABS,
541
00:20:14,413 --> 00:20:15,913
WAS AN INTRIGUING ONE,
542
00:20:15,915 --> 00:20:18,449
I'M AFRAID THAT
THE CHOICE OF PHOTO COLLAGE
543
00:20:18,451 --> 00:20:20,418
RATHER THAN ACTUAL TEXT
544
00:20:20,420 --> 00:20:23,420
DID NOT WORK TO YOUR ADVANTAGE.
545
00:20:23,422 --> 00:20:25,021
- "D."
BUMMER.
546
00:20:25,023 --> 00:20:27,491
AND I RUINED ALL MY MAGAZINES.
547
00:20:27,493 --> 00:20:31,295
- DARIA,
YOUR PAPER WAS EXCELLENT,
548
00:20:31,297 --> 00:20:35,031
AND THE ORIGINAL RESEARCH
WAS THOUGHT-PROVOKING,
549
00:20:35,033 --> 00:20:36,934
ALTHOUGH IT WOULD PROBABLY
BE CONSIDERED
550
00:20:36,936 --> 00:20:39,370
A FELONY IN MOST STATES.
551
00:20:39,372 --> 00:20:41,471
[bell rings]
552
00:20:41,473 --> 00:20:44,475
- "A REAL-LIFE EXPERIMENT
IN MIND-CONTROL DEPROGRAMMING."
553
00:20:44,477 --> 00:20:48,378
- SUBTITLE,
"MY NIGHT AT THE GUPTYS."
554
00:20:48,380 --> 00:20:50,047
I GUESS I GOT INSPIRED.
555
00:20:50,049 --> 00:20:52,983
- TALK ABOUT AN EFFICIENT USE
OF QUALITY TIME.
556
00:20:54,720 --> 00:20:56,720
kids: ♪ I AM COOL
AND THAT IS IT ♪
557
00:20:56,722 --> 00:20:58,889
♪ AND EVERYONE ELSE IS FULL OF ♪
558
00:20:58,891 --> 00:20:59,890
♪ FULL OF ♪
559
00:20:59,892 --> 00:21:00,891
♪ FULL OF-- ♪
560
00:21:00,893 --> 00:21:02,560
- TAD!
- TRICIA!
561
00:21:02,562 --> 00:21:04,762
- ♪ LA-LA, LA, LA-LA ♪
562
00:21:04,764 --> 00:21:07,698
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563
00:21:17,644 --> 00:21:19,076
♪ LA, LA, LA ♪
564
00:21:19,078 --> 00:21:22,780
♪ ♪
565
00:21:22,782 --> 00:21:24,014
♪ LA, LA, LA ♪
566
00:21:24,016 --> 00:21:27,251
♪ ♪
567
00:21:27,253 --> 00:21:28,786
♪ LA, LA, LA ♪
568
00:21:28,788 --> 00:21:36,727
♪ ♪
569
00:21:39,031 --> 00:21:41,465
♪ LA-LA, LA, LA-LA ♪