1 00:00:03,004 --> 00:00:05,437 - ♪ LA-LA, LA, LA-LA ♪ 2 00:00:05,439 --> 00:00:08,673 ♪ LA-LA, LA, LA-LA ♪ 3 00:00:08,675 --> 00:00:10,242 [bell rings] 4 00:00:10,244 --> 00:00:11,910 - AND ON THAT FATEFUL DAY, 5 00:00:11,912 --> 00:00:16,314 HIS FOLLOWERS OBEDIENTLY DRANK THE POISON BREW. 6 00:00:16,316 --> 00:00:18,349 - WOW. - WHOA. 7 00:00:18,351 --> 00:00:19,651 - JONESTOWN: 8 00:00:19,653 --> 00:00:23,922 ONE CHARISMATIC LEADER EXERTING HIS DEMONIC WILL 9 00:00:23,924 --> 00:00:25,891 OVER SCORES OF FOLLOWERS. 10 00:00:25,893 --> 00:00:28,092 WHAT LESSON CAN WE TAKE 11 00:00:28,094 --> 00:00:30,429 FROM THIS TRAGIC EXAMPLE 12 00:00:30,431 --> 00:00:32,363 OF HERDLIKE BEHAVIOR? 13 00:00:32,365 --> 00:00:33,432 KEVIN? 14 00:00:33,434 --> 00:00:35,734 - UH, B.Y.O.B.? 15 00:00:35,736 --> 00:00:39,204 - PLEASE RETURN TO YOUR STUPOR, KEVIN... 16 00:00:39,206 --> 00:00:40,338 - OKAY. 17 00:00:40,340 --> 00:00:42,941 - WHILE WE CONTINUE OUR DISCUSSION OF CULTS. 18 00:00:42,943 --> 00:00:44,943 CAN ANYONE GIVE ME ANOTHER EXAMPLE 19 00:00:44,945 --> 00:00:47,045 OF A GROUP USING COERCIVE TECHNIQUES 20 00:00:47,047 --> 00:00:51,150 SUCH AS PEER PRESSURE, CHANTING, AND SOCIAL ISOLATION 21 00:00:51,152 --> 00:00:53,819 TO ACHIEVE CONTROL OVER ITS MEMBERS? 22 00:00:53,821 --> 00:00:55,320 BRITTANY? 23 00:00:55,322 --> 00:00:56,455 - CHEERLEADING? 24 00:00:56,457 --> 00:00:58,557 - AH, BRITTANY, 25 00:00:58,559 --> 00:01:02,260 SOMETIMES, DESPITE A COMPLETE LACK OF INSIGHT, 26 00:01:02,262 --> 00:01:05,831 YOU STUMBLE UPON AN INTERESTING ANSWER. 27 00:01:05,833 --> 00:01:06,965 - WOW. 28 00:01:06,967 --> 00:01:08,934 AND I DIDN'T EVEN READ THE CHAPTER. 29 00:01:08,936 --> 00:01:12,236 - SHE'LL NEVER HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT MIND-CONTROL. 30 00:01:12,238 --> 00:01:14,305 - NO, BUT SHE'LL HAVE TO WATCH OUT 31 00:01:14,307 --> 00:01:16,841 FOR FERRETS BUILDING A NEST IN HER HEAD. 32 00:01:16,843 --> 00:01:20,778 - NOW, REMEMBER, YOUR TERM PAPERS ARE DUE FRIDAY. 33 00:01:20,780 --> 00:01:23,448 AND NO EXCUSES WILL BE ACCEPTED. 34 00:01:23,450 --> 00:01:25,784 [bell rings] 35 00:01:25,786 --> 00:01:29,188 - YOU WANT ME TO TAKE OVER YOUR BABYSITTING JOB? 36 00:01:29,190 --> 00:01:30,489 I'M NOT SURE, QUINN. 37 00:01:30,491 --> 00:01:31,556 - PLEASE? 38 00:01:31,558 --> 00:01:32,924 JUST THIS ONCE. 39 00:01:32,926 --> 00:01:35,961 YOU'RE THE ONLY PERSON I CAN TRUST TO DO THIS, RONNIE. 40 00:01:35,963 --> 00:01:38,163 I CAN TELL BY YOUR EYES. 41 00:01:38,165 --> 00:01:39,231 - REALLY? 42 00:01:39,233 --> 00:01:42,534 - YEAH, THEY'RE SO SINCERE. 43 00:01:42,536 --> 00:01:44,236 - WELL... 44 00:01:44,238 --> 00:01:47,939 - AND YOUR FACE, IT'S VERY HONEST. 45 00:01:47,941 --> 00:01:50,308 YOU'RE SO NICE AND DEPENDABLE AND-- 46 00:01:50,310 --> 00:01:51,376 - NICE? 47 00:01:51,378 --> 00:01:52,578 SINCERE? 48 00:01:52,580 --> 00:01:53,812 [sighs] 49 00:01:53,814 --> 00:01:55,547 YOU'RE NEVER GONNA GO OUT WITH ME, ARE YOU? 50 00:01:55,549 --> 00:01:56,948 - NOPE. 51 00:01:56,950 --> 00:02:01,219 - HEY, THERE'S QUINN WITH ONE OF HER MANY ADMIRERS. 52 00:02:01,221 --> 00:02:04,289 - SHE'S WELL-LIKED AMONG CLASSMATES OF BOTH SEXES. 53 00:02:04,291 --> 00:02:07,926 AND YET, STRANGELY, SHE TURNS MY STOMACH. 54 00:02:07,928 --> 00:02:09,160 - WELL-- - QUINN, 55 00:02:09,162 --> 00:02:10,395 SOME GUY NAMED SKYLER 56 00:02:10,397 --> 00:02:11,863 WAS LOOKING FOR YOU THIS MORNING. 57 00:02:11,865 --> 00:02:13,532 - OH, NO. 58 00:02:13,534 --> 00:02:15,633 HE FIGURED OUT YOU'RE MY SISTER? 59 00:02:15,635 --> 00:02:18,736 - ACTUALLY, HE SEEMED TO THINK I WAS YOUR AU PAIR. 60 00:02:18,738 --> 00:02:21,206 HE ASKED ME HOW I LIKED AMERICA SO FAR. 61 00:02:21,208 --> 00:02:23,641 - PEOPLE ARE SO WEIRD. 62 00:02:23,643 --> 00:02:24,909 - SOME ARE WEIRD. 63 00:02:24,911 --> 00:02:26,344 SOME ARE JUST ASTONISHINGLY 64 00:02:26,346 --> 00:02:28,513 SELF-CENTERED AND DECEITFUL. 65 00:02:28,515 --> 00:02:29,614 LATER. 66 00:02:29,616 --> 00:02:32,250 - SKYLER FELDMAN? 67 00:02:32,252 --> 00:02:34,186 - HIS FAMILY HAS A BOAT. 68 00:02:34,188 --> 00:02:35,754 IT'S ALMOST SUMMER. 69 00:02:35,756 --> 00:02:36,855 - YEAH, RIGHT. 70 00:02:36,857 --> 00:02:38,656 ASK HIM TO BABYSIT FOR YOU. 71 00:02:38,658 --> 00:02:41,393 - BUT HE CAN'T GO OUT WITH ME IF HE'S BABYSITTING. 72 00:02:41,395 --> 00:02:42,728 - THEN TRY YOUR SISTER. 73 00:02:42,730 --> 00:02:45,129 SHE SEEMS LIKE THE TYPE WHO HAS PLENTY OF NIGHTS FREE. 74 00:02:46,934 --> 00:02:48,633 - THEY BAKE COOKIES BY DAY, 75 00:02:48,635 --> 00:02:51,002 BUT THEY REALLY HEAT UP AT NIGHT. 76 00:02:51,004 --> 00:02:54,739 G-STRING GRANDMAS TODAY ON SICK, SAD WORLD. 77 00:02:54,741 --> 00:02:55,941 - GROSS. 78 00:02:55,943 --> 00:02:58,143 - FOR ONCE, WE'RE IN AGREEMENT. 79 00:02:58,145 --> 00:03:00,712 - THIS COLOR LOOKS NOTHING LIKE MELON. 80 00:03:00,714 --> 00:03:02,548 IT'S WAY TOO PINK. 81 00:03:02,550 --> 00:03:04,282 OH, HEY, DARIA, 82 00:03:04,284 --> 00:03:05,883 WHAT ARE YOU DOING SATURDAY NIGHT? 83 00:03:05,885 --> 00:03:07,051 - FORGET IT. 84 00:03:07,053 --> 00:03:08,653 I DON'T LIKE KIDS. 85 00:03:08,655 --> 00:03:10,622 I DIDN'T EVEN LIKE KIDS WHEN I WAS A KID. 86 00:03:10,624 --> 00:03:12,724 - BUT YOU GOT TO TAKE MY BABYSITTING JOB. 87 00:03:12,726 --> 00:03:16,494 I COULD END UP ALL SUMMER ON SOME PUBLIC BEACH. 88 00:03:16,496 --> 00:03:18,163 6 BUCKS AN HOUR. 89 00:03:18,165 --> 00:03:20,966 - OOH, I COULD MAKE A DOWN PAYMENT 90 00:03:20,968 --> 00:03:22,768 ON THAT ISOLATED MOUNTAIN CABIN. 91 00:03:22,770 --> 00:03:25,571 - I'LL PAY YOU A $2-AN-HOUR BONUS. 92 00:03:25,573 --> 00:03:26,738 YOU CAN DO YOUR HOMEWORK 93 00:03:26,740 --> 00:03:28,973 AND EARN MONEY AT THE SAME TIME. 94 00:03:28,975 --> 00:03:31,410 - WELL, THERE IS THAT HISTORY PAPER 95 00:03:31,412 --> 00:03:32,911 I HAVEN'T STARTED YET. 96 00:03:32,913 --> 00:03:35,046 BUT IF I BABYSAT FOR YOU, 97 00:03:35,048 --> 00:03:37,548 THEN TECHNICALLY I'D BE DOING YOU A FAVOR. 98 00:03:37,550 --> 00:03:40,118 AND THAT SIMPLY CANNOT BE. 99 00:03:40,120 --> 00:03:41,819 - THERE'S ANGEL HAIR IN THE FREEZER, GIRLS, 100 00:03:41,821 --> 00:03:43,254 AND DON'T FORGET, 101 00:03:43,256 --> 00:03:45,390 TOMORROW NIGHT WE'RE HOSTING OUR COUPLES' WORKSHOP. 102 00:03:45,392 --> 00:03:47,758 IT'S "FOCUS ON TEENS" NIGHT. 103 00:03:47,760 --> 00:03:49,727 I EXPECT YOU TO BE THERE. 104 00:03:49,729 --> 00:03:51,796 - SORRY, MOM, I HAVE A DATE. 105 00:03:51,798 --> 00:03:53,865 REMEMBER WHAT YOU SAID ON SATURDAY? 106 00:03:53,867 --> 00:03:55,566 A COMMITMENT'S A COMMITMENT. 107 00:03:55,568 --> 00:03:56,767 - [sighs] 108 00:03:56,769 --> 00:03:58,870 YES, I DID SAY THAT. 109 00:03:58,872 --> 00:04:00,905 WELL, I'LL SEE YOU THERE, DARIA. 110 00:04:00,907 --> 00:04:02,073 - I CAN'T. 111 00:04:02,075 --> 00:04:03,141 I HAVE A COMMITMENT. 112 00:04:03,143 --> 00:04:04,443 both: YOU? 113 00:04:04,445 --> 00:04:06,144 - I'M BABYSITTING. 114 00:04:11,885 --> 00:04:13,285 - OH, NO. 115 00:04:13,287 --> 00:04:14,986 THE LAUNDRY SHRANK YOUR SHIRT. 116 00:04:14,988 --> 00:04:16,488 - NO, THEY DIDN'T. 117 00:04:16,490 --> 00:04:18,156 - OH. [sighs] 118 00:04:18,158 --> 00:04:20,892 YOU KNOW, I USED TO WEAR MINISKIRTS. 119 00:04:20,894 --> 00:04:22,593 BUT LIFE GOES ON. 120 00:04:22,595 --> 00:04:25,564 WELL, I WAS SURPRISED TO HEAR ABOUT 121 00:04:25,566 --> 00:04:28,065 DARIA'S BABYSITTING JOB TOMORROW NIGHT. 122 00:04:28,067 --> 00:04:30,168 - YEAH, I WAS TOO. 123 00:04:30,170 --> 00:04:32,770 - ESPECIALLY SINCE IT'S FOR THE GUPTYS, 124 00:04:32,772 --> 00:04:34,906 AND THEY USUALLY CALL YOU. 125 00:04:34,908 --> 00:04:36,007 - I KNOW. 126 00:04:36,009 --> 00:04:37,742 PEOPLE ARE SO WEIRD. 127 00:04:37,744 --> 00:04:40,512 - IN FACT, I THINK I REMEMBER SOMETHING 128 00:04:40,514 --> 00:04:42,980 ABOUT YOU GOING OVER THERE TOMORROW NIGHT. 129 00:04:42,982 --> 00:04:45,383 - YOU KNOW, I THINK THEY DID SHRINK THIS SHIRT. 130 00:04:45,385 --> 00:04:48,453 - QUINN, HOW DO YOU EXPECT TO GET ANYWHERE IN THIS WORLD 131 00:04:48,455 --> 00:04:51,289 IF YOU DON'T STICK TO YOUR COMMITMENTS? 132 00:04:51,291 --> 00:04:54,358 - BUT I DIDN'T MEAN TO DOUBLE BOOK. 133 00:04:54,360 --> 00:04:56,227 IT'S HARD TO KEEP TRACK OF DATES 134 00:04:56,229 --> 00:04:58,029 WHEN YOU'RE ATTRACTIVE AND POPULAR. 135 00:04:58,031 --> 00:05:01,833 - I CAN'T HAVE ANOTHER FIASCO LIKE LAST SATURDAY NIGHT. 136 00:05:01,835 --> 00:05:03,468 THINK OF HOW IT MUST HAVE FELT 137 00:05:03,470 --> 00:05:04,803 WHEN THOSE THREE BOYS 138 00:05:04,805 --> 00:05:07,039 ALL SHOWED UP HERE AT THE SAME TIME. 139 00:05:07,041 --> 00:05:08,540 - IT FELT GREAT. 140 00:05:08,542 --> 00:05:10,475 - I MEANT, FOR THEM. 141 00:05:10,477 --> 00:05:13,111 YOU KNOW THE TIME-MANAGEMENT CONSULTANT I'VE BEEN SEEING? 142 00:05:13,113 --> 00:05:14,746 - DORIS DO-RIGHT? 143 00:05:14,748 --> 00:05:16,248 - DINA DECKER. 144 00:05:16,250 --> 00:05:18,750 I'M GOING TO HAVE TO BOOK US FOR A MOTHER-DAUGHTER SESSION. 145 00:05:18,752 --> 00:05:20,651 - LIKE A CLASS? 146 00:05:20,653 --> 00:05:22,353 - THINK OF IT AS A MAKEOVER. 147 00:05:22,355 --> 00:05:23,555 MY TREAT. 148 00:05:23,557 --> 00:05:25,890 - WELL, OKAY. 149 00:05:25,892 --> 00:05:28,259 - I'M SO EXCITED. 150 00:05:28,261 --> 00:05:30,661 TALK ABOUT AN EFFICIENT USE OF QUALITY TIME. 151 00:05:30,663 --> 00:05:31,897 [phone rings] 152 00:05:31,899 --> 00:05:34,900 - NOW, DARIA, I HOPE QUINN EXPLAINED OUR RULES. 153 00:05:34,902 --> 00:05:37,002 WERE YOU PLANNING ON HAVING A BOYFRIEND IN THE HOUSE? 154 00:05:37,004 --> 00:05:38,336 BECAUSE... [chuckles] 155 00:05:38,338 --> 00:05:39,337 WE DON'T ALLOW THAT. 156 00:05:39,339 --> 00:05:40,372 - NO PROBLEM. 157 00:05:40,374 --> 00:05:42,374 I'M FLYING SOLO THESE DAYS. 158 00:05:42,376 --> 00:05:44,175 - THEN I GUESS IT'S NOT AN ISSUE. 159 00:05:44,177 --> 00:05:46,878 - UNLESS I PICK UP SOMEBODY ON THE WAY OVER. 160 00:05:46,880 --> 00:05:48,079 - WHAT? 161 00:05:48,081 --> 00:05:50,515 - [giggles] SHE'S KIDDING, MRS. GUPTY. 162 00:05:50,517 --> 00:05:53,118 MY SISTER'S A BIG KIDDER. HA, HA, DARIA. 163 00:05:53,120 --> 00:05:54,452 - HA, HA, QUINN. 164 00:05:54,454 --> 00:05:55,620 - [chuckles] 165 00:05:55,622 --> 00:05:57,389 WELL, YOU'LL NEED A SENSE OF HUMOR 166 00:05:57,391 --> 00:05:59,324 TO TANGLE WITH OUR LITTLE DEVILS. 167 00:05:59,326 --> 00:06:00,392 - LESTER! 168 00:06:00,394 --> 00:06:02,894 - NO, SERIOUSLY, THEY'RE GREAT KIDS. 169 00:06:02,896 --> 00:06:04,696 SEE YOU SATURDAY, DARIA. 170 00:06:04,698 --> 00:06:07,199 - BYE. 171 00:06:07,201 --> 00:06:09,500 $10 SURCHARGE IF I HAVE TO SPEND 172 00:06:09,502 --> 00:06:11,870 MORE THAN 15 MINUTES WITH THE PARENTS. 173 00:06:11,872 --> 00:06:13,371 - THAT'S FAIR. 174 00:06:13,373 --> 00:06:16,774 - PRIORITIZING: IT'S THE FIRST STEP 175 00:06:16,776 --> 00:06:19,010 TOWARD STREAMLINING YOUR LIFE. 176 00:06:19,012 --> 00:06:21,880 HELEN, PLEASE SHARE YOUR LIST OF PRIORITIES, 177 00:06:21,882 --> 00:06:24,615 STATING THE MOST IMPORTANT FIRST. 178 00:06:24,617 --> 00:06:28,320 - ONE: SPEND MORE TIME WITH MY FAMILY. 179 00:06:28,322 --> 00:06:31,589 TWO: BREAK THROUGH THE FIRM'S GLASS CEILING. 180 00:06:31,591 --> 00:06:34,492 THREE: BEAT THE PANTS OFF KARALEE FISHBECK 181 00:06:34,494 --> 00:06:36,361 IN THE LIBRARY BOARD ELECTION. 182 00:06:36,363 --> 00:06:39,197 FOUR: GET THE SPICE BACK INTO MY MARRIAGE. 183 00:06:39,199 --> 00:06:40,732 - MOM! 184 00:06:40,734 --> 00:06:43,568 - FOUR: WINDOW TREATMENTS FOR THE LIVING ROOM. 185 00:06:43,570 --> 00:06:44,669 - GREAT. 186 00:06:44,671 --> 00:06:46,571 AND WHAT ARE YOUR PRIORITIES, QUINN? 187 00:06:46,573 --> 00:06:48,406 - ONE: DATING. TWO: SHOPPING. 188 00:06:48,408 --> 00:06:50,508 THREE: BOUNCY HAIR. FOUR: SCHOOL. 189 00:06:50,510 --> 00:06:52,510 - YOU DON'T HAVE TO RUSH, SWEETIE. 190 00:06:52,512 --> 00:06:54,512 MAYBE YOU'D LIKE TO RETHINK THE ORDER. 191 00:06:54,514 --> 00:06:57,983 - HELEN, QUINN IS JUST BEING HONEST. 192 00:06:57,985 --> 00:06:59,584 WE CAN'T GET ANYWHERE 193 00:06:59,586 --> 00:07:01,920 UNLESS WE TAKE A HARD, HONEST LOOK 194 00:07:01,922 --> 00:07:04,789 AT WHAT REALLY MATTERS TO US. 195 00:07:04,791 --> 00:07:08,426 - ONE: GET THE SPICE BACK INTO MY MARRIAGE. 196 00:07:08,428 --> 00:07:10,195 [sighs] 197 00:07:10,197 --> 00:07:13,498 - QUINN, HERE'S YOUR VERY OWN TEEN LIFE-RUNNER 198 00:07:13,500 --> 00:07:15,200 JUST LIKE MOM'S. 199 00:07:15,202 --> 00:07:17,836 - MY BABY'S ALL GROWN UP. 200 00:07:17,838 --> 00:07:19,871 - DON'T FORGET TO ENTER THIS EXPERIENCE 201 00:07:19,873 --> 00:07:22,174 ON YOUR PROUD MOMENTS SUMMARY PAGE. 202 00:07:22,176 --> 00:07:24,609 - I CAN'T USE THIS THING. 203 00:07:24,611 --> 00:07:25,911 IT'S UGLY. 204 00:07:25,913 --> 00:07:30,548 - CUSTOMIZED STYLES ARE AVAILABLE FOR AN EXTRA CHARGE. 205 00:07:30,550 --> 00:07:32,884 - I'LL TAKE THE CORAL. LEATHERETTE. 206 00:07:32,886 --> 00:07:35,486 - WE ALSO SELL A MATCHING LIPSTICK AND COMPACT 207 00:07:35,488 --> 00:07:38,122 THAT FIT RIGHT INSIDE THE PLANNER. 208 00:07:38,124 --> 00:07:41,759 - NOW I'LL BE ATTRACTIVE AND POPULAR AND ORGANIZED. 209 00:07:44,064 --> 00:07:46,430 - ♪ LA-LA, LA, LA-LA ♪ 210 00:07:46,432 --> 00:07:48,833 ♪ LA-LA, LA, LA-LA ♪ 211 00:07:48,835 --> 00:07:50,568 ♪ LA-LA, LA, LA-LA ♪ 212 00:07:52,305 --> 00:07:54,572 - IF THEY START TO DRIVE YOU NUTS, 213 00:07:54,574 --> 00:07:57,375 TELL THEM YOU KNOW THIS GREAT GAME CALLED CEMETERY. 214 00:07:57,377 --> 00:07:59,844 THEY HAVE TO LIE ON THE FLOOR AND PRETEND THEY'RE DEAD. 215 00:07:59,846 --> 00:08:02,847 FIRST ONE TO MOVE OR MAKE A SOUND LOSES. 216 00:08:02,849 --> 00:08:04,983 - THIS WHOLE THING'S GIVING ME THE CREEPS. 217 00:08:04,985 --> 00:08:08,086 I CAN'T EVEN THINK ABOUT THAT STUPID HISTORY PAPER. 218 00:08:08,088 --> 00:08:10,688 - RELAX. I'LL BE THERE BY 8:00. 219 00:08:10,690 --> 00:08:11,756 I GUESS YOU'RE NOT-- 220 00:08:11,758 --> 00:08:12,790 - HEY, DARIA? 221 00:08:12,792 --> 00:08:14,859 WHAT KIND OF CAR WOULD YOU SAY THAT IS? 222 00:08:14,861 --> 00:08:15,860 - SEE YOU LATER. 223 00:08:15,862 --> 00:08:16,794 - LATER. beep! 224 00:08:18,765 --> 00:08:21,833 - ISN'T THAT THE NOUVEAU RICHE SPORTS SEDAN? 225 00:08:21,835 --> 00:08:24,269 WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 226 00:08:24,271 --> 00:08:26,104 - DATE EVALUATION SYSTEM. 227 00:08:26,106 --> 00:08:28,439 CONVERTIBLES GET BONUS POINTS. 228 00:08:28,441 --> 00:08:29,640 CORAL. 229 00:08:29,642 --> 00:08:32,677 IS LIFE GREAT, OR WHAT? 230 00:08:32,679 --> 00:08:33,778 BYE! 231 00:08:35,282 --> 00:08:36,781 [door clicks shut] 232 00:08:36,783 --> 00:08:38,149 - [sighs] 233 00:08:39,886 --> 00:08:41,552 - HEY, DARIA, WHERE YOU GOING? 234 00:08:41,554 --> 00:08:43,288 IT'S COUPLES' THERAPY NIGHT. 235 00:08:43,290 --> 00:08:45,189 - BABYSITTING JOB, DAD. 236 00:08:45,191 --> 00:08:46,724 - WISH I HAD A BABYSITTING JOB. 237 00:08:46,726 --> 00:08:48,026 - WHAT? 238 00:08:48,028 --> 00:08:50,561 - THOSE COUPLES, THEY'RE SUCH A BUNCH OF WIMPS, 239 00:08:50,563 --> 00:08:52,430 ALWAYS SO FREAKING SENSITIVE. 240 00:08:52,432 --> 00:08:53,831 - HANG IN THERE, DAD. 241 00:08:53,833 --> 00:08:56,400 YOU'LL MEET SOME INSENSITIVE COUPLES. 242 00:08:56,402 --> 00:08:57,401 I'M SURE OF IT. 243 00:08:57,403 --> 00:08:58,402 - THANKS, KIDDO! 244 00:09:16,522 --> 00:09:18,022 - HI, MRS. KEWPIE. 245 00:09:18,024 --> 00:09:19,791 - WHAT? - MRS. GUPTY. 246 00:09:19,793 --> 00:09:22,127 - PLEASE, DARIA, CALL ME LAUREN. 247 00:09:22,129 --> 00:09:23,328 COME ON IN. 248 00:09:23,330 --> 00:09:24,695 WE'RE ALMOST READY. 249 00:09:27,100 --> 00:09:29,200 - HMM. 250 00:09:29,202 --> 00:09:31,436 ♪ SHE'LL BE COMIN' ROUND THE MOUNTAIN ♪ 251 00:09:31,438 --> 00:09:33,137 ♪ WHEN SHE COMES ♪ 252 00:09:33,139 --> 00:09:35,307 ♪ SHE'LL BE COMIN' ROUND THE MOUNTAIN ♪ 253 00:09:35,309 --> 00:09:37,041 ♪ WHEN SHE COMES ♪ 254 00:09:37,043 --> 00:09:41,379 [hums] HMM... 255 00:09:41,381 --> 00:09:43,414 - [screaming] 256 00:09:43,416 --> 00:09:45,149 - CAN WE PUNISH HER NOW? 257 00:09:45,151 --> 00:09:47,152 IT'S TIME FOR A PUNISHMENT. 258 00:09:47,154 --> 00:09:48,152 CAN WE PUNISH HER NOW? 259 00:09:48,154 --> 00:09:49,553 splat! 260 00:09:49,555 --> 00:09:50,788 - [sobs quietly] 261 00:09:50,790 --> 00:09:53,124 - [wailing] 262 00:09:54,627 --> 00:09:55,693 - BRAIN. 263 00:09:55,695 --> 00:09:56,694 - BRAT. - BRAIN. 264 00:09:56,696 --> 00:09:57,828 - BRAT. - BRAIN. 265 00:09:57,830 --> 00:10:00,097 - STOP THAT. STOP THAT! 266 00:10:00,099 --> 00:10:01,165 OH, GOD, 267 00:10:01,167 --> 00:10:02,767 IT'S MY HEART. 268 00:10:04,404 --> 00:10:06,103 - YOU KNOW, SHE STUFFS HER BRA. 269 00:10:06,105 --> 00:10:07,339 - HI, I'M QUINN. 270 00:10:07,341 --> 00:10:09,574 I'LL BE ALLOWED TO DATE IN FOUR YEARS. 271 00:10:09,576 --> 00:10:12,243 - HERE THEY ARE: 272 00:10:12,245 --> 00:10:14,412 THE LITTLE MONSTERS. - LESTER! 273 00:10:17,317 --> 00:10:19,684 - WE DON'T LET SITTERS USE THE PHONE, 274 00:10:19,686 --> 00:10:21,719 BUT WE MADE AN EXCEPTION FOR QUINN 275 00:10:21,721 --> 00:10:22,887 AFTER SHE EXPLAINED 276 00:10:22,889 --> 00:10:24,589 THAT SHE CALLS YOUR GRANDMOTHER EVERY HOUR. 277 00:10:24,591 --> 00:10:25,790 - MY GRANDMOTHER? 278 00:10:25,792 --> 00:10:27,359 - TO TELL HER TO TAKE HER PILL. 279 00:10:27,361 --> 00:10:28,760 - OH, YEAH. 280 00:10:28,762 --> 00:10:32,296 ACTUALLY, TONIGHT IT'S MY TURN. 281 00:10:32,298 --> 00:10:34,799 - NOW, DARIA, HERE'S YOUR SCHEDULE. 282 00:10:34,801 --> 00:10:35,967 AS YOU CAN SEE, 283 00:10:35,969 --> 00:10:37,268 WE'VE BROKEN EVERYTHING DOWN 284 00:10:37,270 --> 00:10:39,037 INTO 15-MINUTE INCREMENTS. 285 00:10:39,039 --> 00:10:40,372 LET'S REVIEW IT TOGETHER. 286 00:10:40,374 --> 00:10:42,374 - DO YOU KNOW A WOMAN NAMED DINA DECKER, 287 00:10:42,376 --> 00:10:43,375 BY ANY CHANCE? 288 00:10:43,377 --> 00:10:44,876 both: YES. 289 00:10:44,878 --> 00:10:48,112 - 8:15, DISCUSS CURRENT EVENTS. 290 00:10:48,114 --> 00:10:50,081 8:30, SNACK. 291 00:10:50,083 --> 00:10:52,650 8:45, POST-SNACK FLOSSING. 292 00:10:52,652 --> 00:10:55,153 - AND THE VOCABULARY WORD FOR THE NIGHT 293 00:10:55,155 --> 00:10:57,222 IS INDEMNIFICATION. 294 00:10:57,224 --> 00:10:59,490 - WE LEFT FOOD FOR YOU IN THE FRIDGE. 295 00:10:59,492 --> 00:11:00,725 HAVE FUN, KIDS. 296 00:11:00,727 --> 00:11:01,726 - BYE, MOM. 297 00:11:01,728 --> 00:11:02,827 both: BYE, DAD. 298 00:11:05,498 --> 00:11:06,564 [door clicks shut] 299 00:11:06,566 --> 00:11:08,766 - OKAY, YOU CAN DROP THE ANGEL ACT. 300 00:11:08,768 --> 00:11:09,834 - WHAT DO YOU MEAN? 301 00:11:09,836 --> 00:11:12,303 - IS IT TIME TO FLOSS YET? 302 00:11:12,305 --> 00:11:15,572 [ticking] 303 00:11:20,580 --> 00:11:23,114 - WE'RE SUPPOSED TO BE DISCUSSING CURRENT EVENTS. 304 00:11:23,116 --> 00:11:24,916 - I HAVE A HEADACHE. 305 00:11:24,918 --> 00:11:27,018 IS THAT CURRENT ENOUGH FOR YOU? 306 00:11:30,289 --> 00:11:33,224 - IS QUINN REALLY YOUR SISTER? - YEAH. 307 00:11:33,226 --> 00:11:37,962 - THEN HOW COME HER HAIR'S SO MUCH BOUNCIER THAN YOURS? 308 00:11:37,964 --> 00:11:41,165 [ticking] 309 00:11:43,636 --> 00:11:44,936 - OH, LOOK, 310 00:11:44,938 --> 00:11:46,971 THERE'S BEEN A LAST-MINUTE CHANGE IN THE SCHEDULE. 311 00:11:46,973 --> 00:11:48,573 IT'S TIME TO WATCH TV. 312 00:11:48,575 --> 00:11:50,708 - BUT TOO MUCH TV'S BAD FOR YOU. 313 00:11:50,710 --> 00:11:54,211 - IT CAN TURN YOU INTO A ZOMBIE, DARIA. 314 00:11:54,213 --> 00:11:57,081 - WELL, THAT'LL MAKE THREE OF US. 315 00:11:57,083 --> 00:11:59,650 [inaudible speech] 316 00:12:01,253 --> 00:12:03,888 [soft easy-listening music] 317 00:12:03,890 --> 00:12:05,222 YOUR PARENTS PUT ONE OF THOSE 318 00:12:05,224 --> 00:12:07,291 LOCK-OUT THINGS ON HERE, DIDN'T THEY? 319 00:12:07,293 --> 00:12:09,160 ALL I'M GETTING IS THE FORECAST CHANNEL. 320 00:12:09,162 --> 00:12:10,160 both: YAY! 321 00:12:10,162 --> 00:12:11,529 THE FIVE-DAY REPORT! 322 00:12:11,531 --> 00:12:14,765 - THAT MEANS THE MIDWESTERN BUSINESS PLANNER'S NEXT! 323 00:12:14,767 --> 00:12:15,933 - SEE, TRICIA, 324 00:12:15,935 --> 00:12:17,902 I TOLD YOU THE BAROMETRIC PRESSURE WAS FALLING. 325 00:12:17,904 --> 00:12:19,103 - KNOW-IT-ALL. 326 00:12:19,105 --> 00:12:20,605 - WE'LL BE BACK WITH EASTERN SEABOARD 327 00:12:20,607 --> 00:12:22,573 ROAD CONDITIONS AFTER THIS. 328 00:12:22,575 --> 00:12:25,242 - COME TO TIRE LAND'S BIG BLOWOUT SALE! 329 00:12:25,244 --> 00:12:26,677 - COMMERCIALS ARE BAD. 330 00:12:26,679 --> 00:12:29,080 - COMMERCIALS LIE. 331 00:12:29,082 --> 00:12:31,916 - LET'S MOVE THE SNACK UP TO 8:15. 332 00:12:31,918 --> 00:12:33,418 WE'LL GET TO FLOSSING QUICKER. 333 00:12:33,420 --> 00:12:34,886 both: YAY! 334 00:12:34,888 --> 00:12:36,554 [soft piano music] 335 00:12:36,556 --> 00:12:38,022 - QUINN, 336 00:12:38,024 --> 00:12:40,057 I KNOW THAT PLENTY OF GUYS WANT TO GO OUT WITH YOU, 337 00:12:40,059 --> 00:12:42,359 AND PLENTY OF GIRLS WANT TO GO OUT WITH ME. 338 00:12:42,361 --> 00:12:44,629 AND THAT MAKES ME THINK WE SHOULD BE TOGETHER. 339 00:12:44,631 --> 00:12:48,032 - OH, SKYLER, YOU'RE NUMBER ONE IN MY BOOK... 340 00:12:48,034 --> 00:12:49,266 BY 14 POINTS. 341 00:12:51,872 --> 00:12:53,371 - WILL YOU EXCUSE ME? 342 00:12:53,373 --> 00:12:54,805 I'LL BE RIGHT BACK. 343 00:13:08,388 --> 00:13:09,420 - RAISINS? 344 00:13:09,422 --> 00:13:11,155 - RAISINS ARE NATURE'S CANDY. 345 00:13:11,157 --> 00:13:13,491 - THEN WHY DO THEY HAVE TO COVER THEM WITH CHOCOLATE 346 00:13:13,493 --> 00:13:14,992 TO SELL THEM AT THE MOVIES? 347 00:13:14,994 --> 00:13:16,761 - SUGAR IS BAD. 348 00:13:16,763 --> 00:13:18,395 - SUGAR ROTS YOUR TEETH. 349 00:13:18,397 --> 00:13:20,397 - SUGAR MAKES YOU HYPER. 350 00:13:20,399 --> 00:13:23,067 - HITLER ATE SUGAR. 351 00:13:23,069 --> 00:13:25,169 both: ♪ I CAN HOPE AND I CAN DREAM ♪ 352 00:13:25,171 --> 00:13:26,504 ♪ AND I AM FULL OF ♪ 353 00:13:26,506 --> 00:13:27,672 ♪ FULL OF ♪ 354 00:13:27,674 --> 00:13:28,840 ♪ FULL OF ♪ 355 00:13:28,842 --> 00:13:31,242 ♪ FULL OF SELF-ESTEEM ♪ 356 00:13:31,244 --> 00:13:33,444 ♪ THE HARE AND TORTOISE HAD A RACE ♪ 357 00:13:33,446 --> 00:13:34,511 ♪ THE TORTOISE WON ♪ 358 00:13:34,513 --> 00:13:35,713 ♪ HE TOOK FIRST PLACE ♪ 359 00:13:35,715 --> 00:13:37,915 ♪ HE KNEW HE REALLY PASSED THE TEST ♪ 360 00:13:37,917 --> 00:13:40,885 ♪ BECAUSE HE DID HIS VERY BEST ♪ 361 00:13:40,887 --> 00:13:43,354 ♪ SO VERY MAD WAS MR. HARE ♪ 362 00:13:43,356 --> 00:13:45,890 ♪ HE CLAIMED THE RACE IT WASN'T FAIR ♪ 363 00:13:45,892 --> 00:13:46,925 ♪ WHO WON? WHO CARES? ♪ 364 00:13:46,927 --> 00:13:48,159 ♪ IT'S ALL THE SAME ♪ 365 00:13:48,161 --> 00:13:51,596 ♪ WHAT COUNTS IS HOW YOU PLAY THE GAME ♪ 366 00:13:51,598 --> 00:13:53,798 ♪ I CAN HOPE AND I CAN DREAM ♪ 367 00:13:53,800 --> 00:13:55,132 ♪ AND I AM FULL OF ♪ 368 00:13:55,134 --> 00:13:56,167 ♪ FULL OF ♪ 369 00:13:56,169 --> 00:13:57,168 ♪ FULL OF ♪ 370 00:13:57,170 --> 00:13:59,404 ♪ FULL OF SELF-ESTEEM ♪ 371 00:13:59,406 --> 00:14:01,205 - THIS RECORD IS SHOT. 372 00:14:01,207 --> 00:14:03,708 WHY DON'T YOU ASK YOUR PARENTS TO GET YOU THE CD? 373 00:14:03,710 --> 00:14:05,877 - COMPACT DISCS WERE FORCED UPON CONSUMERS 374 00:14:05,879 --> 00:14:07,045 SO THAT RECORD COMPANIES 375 00:14:07,047 --> 00:14:08,713 COULD INCREASE THEIR PROFIT MARGINS. 376 00:14:08,715 --> 00:14:11,516 - THAT'S IMPORTANT FOR A SIX-YEAR-OLD TO KNOW. 377 00:14:11,518 --> 00:14:12,784 - LET'S PLAY IT AGAIN! 378 00:14:19,425 --> 00:14:20,424 - AH-CHOO! 379 00:14:20,426 --> 00:14:21,759 - I WIN. 380 00:14:21,761 --> 00:14:24,395 - OKAY, THAT'S ENOUGH CEMETERY. 381 00:14:24,397 --> 00:14:26,230 LET'S PLAY A NEW GAME. 382 00:14:26,232 --> 00:14:27,632 IT'S CALLED LICHEN. 383 00:14:27,634 --> 00:14:28,733 - YAY! - YEAH! 384 00:14:28,735 --> 00:14:30,234 - HERE ARE THE RULES: 385 00:14:30,236 --> 00:14:32,236 LIE ON THE FLOOR AND MAKE BELIEVE 386 00:14:32,238 --> 00:14:34,706 YOU'RE A FUNGUS ON AN OLD TREE TRUNK. 387 00:14:34,708 --> 00:14:38,209 THE FIRST ONE TO MOVE OR DROP A SPORE LOSES. 388 00:14:43,783 --> 00:14:44,816 - YO. 389 00:14:44,818 --> 00:14:45,850 - HEY, GRANDMA, 390 00:14:45,852 --> 00:14:47,451 IT'S TIME FOR YOUR DAMN PILL. 391 00:14:47,453 --> 00:14:48,619 - HUH? 392 00:14:48,621 --> 00:14:50,355 - YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO BE HERE AN HOUR AGO. 393 00:14:50,357 --> 00:14:51,456 I'M DESPERATE. 394 00:14:51,458 --> 00:14:53,057 - I HAD TO WAIT FOR MY RIDE. 395 00:14:53,059 --> 00:14:54,659 TRENT JUST GOT BACK FROM REHEARSAL. 396 00:14:54,661 --> 00:14:56,027 RELAX, I'M ON MY WAY. 397 00:14:56,029 --> 00:14:57,928 - TAD DROPPED A SPORE. 398 00:14:57,930 --> 00:14:58,963 - DID NOT. 399 00:14:58,965 --> 00:14:59,998 IT WAS A RAISIN. 400 00:15:00,000 --> 00:15:02,700 - BRING JUNK FOOD. 401 00:15:02,702 --> 00:15:05,269 - ♪ LA-LA, LA, LA-LA ♪ 402 00:15:05,271 --> 00:15:07,605 ♪ LA-LA, LA, LA-LA ♪ 403 00:15:07,607 --> 00:15:09,874 ♪ LA-LA, LA, LA-LA ♪ 404 00:15:09,876 --> 00:15:11,609 ♪ LA-LA, LA, LA-LA ♪ 405 00:15:12,746 --> 00:15:15,413 - QUINN ALWAYS LETS ME FIX HER HAIR. 406 00:15:15,415 --> 00:15:17,615 - HER BOUNCY HAIR? 407 00:15:17,617 --> 00:15:19,384 FIND SOMETHING ELSE TO DO. 408 00:15:19,386 --> 00:15:22,053 - I GUESS WE COULD LISTEN TO THE RECORD SOME MORE. 409 00:15:22,055 --> 00:15:23,420 - [sighs] OKAY. 410 00:15:23,422 --> 00:15:25,056 THE HAIR IT IS. 411 00:15:25,058 --> 00:15:26,824 - I'LL SHINE YOUR SHOES. 412 00:15:29,162 --> 00:15:32,563 - DO YOU ALWAYS DO EXACTLY WHAT ADULTS TELL YOU? 413 00:15:32,565 --> 00:15:33,764 - YES. 414 00:15:33,766 --> 00:15:36,034 - DO YOU ALWAYS BELIEVE EVERYTHING THEY SAY? 415 00:15:36,036 --> 00:15:37,402 - YEP. 416 00:15:37,404 --> 00:15:40,638 - WELL, WHAT IF TWO ADULTS SAY EXACTLY OPPOSITE THINGS? 417 00:15:43,609 --> 00:15:46,611 - [sobs] 418 00:15:46,613 --> 00:15:48,178 - OUCH. 419 00:15:48,180 --> 00:15:50,348 - YOU'RE MEAN. 420 00:15:50,350 --> 00:15:53,351 ding-dong! 421 00:15:53,353 --> 00:15:55,286 - THANK GOD YOU'RE HERE. 422 00:15:55,288 --> 00:15:57,121 - ALL HAIL, PIPPI LONGSTOCKING. 423 00:15:57,123 --> 00:16:01,726 HEY, TRENT, COME LOOK AT THIS. 424 00:16:01,728 --> 00:16:04,028 - WHERE'D YOU LEARN TO BABYSIT? 425 00:16:04,030 --> 00:16:06,196 - I USED TO HELP WITH MY SISTER SUMMER'S KIDS 426 00:16:06,198 --> 00:16:08,365 TILL THEY GOT OLD ENOUGH TO RUN AWAY. 427 00:16:08,367 --> 00:16:10,134 - CAN I EXFOLIATE YOUR SKIN? 428 00:16:10,136 --> 00:16:11,803 - QUINN LETS YOU DO THAT? 429 00:16:11,805 --> 00:16:13,304 - QUINN DOESN'T NEED IT. 430 00:16:13,306 --> 00:16:15,773 - YES, WELL, YOU'VE USED "EXFOLIATE," 431 00:16:15,775 --> 00:16:18,142 OUR VOCABULARY WORD OF THE NIGHT. 432 00:16:18,144 --> 00:16:19,543 SO NOW IT'S TIME FOR BED. 433 00:16:19,545 --> 00:16:21,712 - BUT THE VOCABULARY WORD FOR THE NIGHT 434 00:16:21,714 --> 00:16:23,547 IS INDEMNIFICATION. 435 00:16:23,549 --> 00:16:25,082 - MADE YOU SAY IT. 436 00:16:25,084 --> 00:16:26,651 - OKAY, KIDS, WE'RE ALL SUITED UP, 437 00:16:26,653 --> 00:16:29,486 SO IT'S TIME TO BLAST OFF TO SLEEPY LAND. 438 00:16:29,488 --> 00:16:32,089 - I GUESS I JUST DON'T SPEAK THE LANGUAGE. 439 00:16:32,091 --> 00:16:34,425 - BUT YOU HAVE TO READ US A BEDTIME STORY FIRST. 440 00:16:34,427 --> 00:16:36,594 - IT'S ON THE SCHEDULE. 441 00:16:36,596 --> 00:16:37,595 - SURE IS, 442 00:16:37,597 --> 00:16:39,764 RIGHT BEFORE EAR CANAL IRRIGATION 443 00:16:39,766 --> 00:16:42,734 AND PRAYING FOR WORLD PEACE. 444 00:16:42,736 --> 00:16:45,102 - MR. POTTY GOES TO TOWN. 445 00:16:45,104 --> 00:16:47,972 THE TIDY TEDDY BEAR FAMILY. 446 00:16:47,974 --> 00:16:49,907 KANEESHA'S FIRST KWANZAA. 447 00:16:49,909 --> 00:16:53,444 - THE TEN ARGUMENTS FOR THE ELIMINATION OF TELEVISION 448 00:16:53,446 --> 00:16:55,179 POP-UP ACTIVITY BOOK. 449 00:16:55,181 --> 00:16:57,281 - ISN'T THERE ANYTHING DECENT TO READ? 450 00:16:57,283 --> 00:16:59,350 - GOT SOME OLD CLASSICS OVER HERE. 451 00:16:59,352 --> 00:17:02,620 - THEY'LL DO. 452 00:17:02,622 --> 00:17:04,455 SO CINDERELLA SKIPPED THE BALL 453 00:17:04,457 --> 00:17:05,757 AND ASKED HER FAIRY GODMOTHER 454 00:17:05,759 --> 00:17:07,759 TO MAKE HER THE FIRST WOMAN PRESIDENT. 455 00:17:07,761 --> 00:17:09,960 REALIZING THAT THE MONARCHY WAS OBSOLETE, 456 00:17:09,962 --> 00:17:11,361 THE PRINCE OPENED A VIDEO STORE. 457 00:17:11,363 --> 00:17:13,196 - THAT'S NOT HOW IT GOES. 458 00:17:13,198 --> 00:17:15,699 - BUT I LIKE IT BETTER THIS WAY. 459 00:17:15,701 --> 00:17:17,668 - AND THEN THE LITTLE ENGINE DECIDED 460 00:17:17,670 --> 00:17:20,438 THAT HE JUST WASN'T THE COMPETITIVE TYPE. 461 00:17:20,440 --> 00:17:23,674 - SO OLD MOTHER HUBBARD TRACKED DOWN THE DEADBEAT LOSER 462 00:17:23,676 --> 00:17:25,810 AND MADE HIM PAY CHILD SUPPORT. 463 00:17:25,812 --> 00:17:28,212 - AND THE DISH RAN AWAY WITH THE SPOON, 464 00:17:28,214 --> 00:17:30,314 BUT HAWAII WAS THE ONLY STATE 465 00:17:30,316 --> 00:17:33,417 THAT WOULD RECOGNIZE THE MARRIAGE AS LEGAL. 466 00:17:33,419 --> 00:17:34,719 - AND THE TRUTH IS, 467 00:17:34,721 --> 00:17:36,954 NO ONE WILL EVER ASK TO SEE YOUR PERMANENT RECORD. 468 00:17:36,956 --> 00:17:37,955 - WOW. 469 00:17:37,957 --> 00:17:39,490 YOU GUYS ARE SMART. 470 00:17:39,492 --> 00:17:41,559 - I THINK THAT'S ENOUGH FOR TONIGHT. 471 00:17:41,561 --> 00:17:43,727 - GEE, MOM AND DAD NEVER TOLD US 472 00:17:43,729 --> 00:17:45,797 THAT PEOPLE CAN THINK FOR THEMSELVES. 473 00:17:45,799 --> 00:17:48,065 - OR THAT TOM CRUISE IS 5'4". 474 00:17:48,067 --> 00:17:50,835 - DARIA, JANE, HOW DO WE KNOW 475 00:17:50,837 --> 00:17:53,170 THAT WHAT YOU TELL US IS THE TRUTH? 476 00:17:53,172 --> 00:17:54,304 - YOU DON'T. 477 00:17:54,306 --> 00:17:56,240 AND THAT'S THE GREATEST LESSON OF ALL. 478 00:17:56,242 --> 00:17:57,507 - WE MADE UP THAT PART 479 00:17:57,509 --> 00:18:00,177 ABOUT ALIENS LIVING UNDER THE NORTH POLE. 480 00:18:00,179 --> 00:18:01,311 - I THOUGHT SO. 481 00:18:01,313 --> 00:18:02,412 - HA-HA! 482 00:18:02,414 --> 00:18:04,581 THE KID'S GONNA BE ALL RIGHT. 483 00:18:06,352 --> 00:18:08,018 [easy-listening music] 484 00:18:08,020 --> 00:18:10,320 - WELL, THEY'RE FINALLY ASLEEP. 485 00:18:10,322 --> 00:18:12,422 - AND NOW YOUR LOCAL FORECAST. 486 00:18:12,424 --> 00:18:13,925 - THINK YOU CAN FIX THAT? 487 00:18:13,927 --> 00:18:16,527 - THINK I CAN FIX IT? 488 00:18:16,529 --> 00:18:17,929 [easy-listening music stops] 489 00:18:17,931 --> 00:18:21,432 - TONIGHT THE SICK, SAD WORLD PRIMETIME SPECIAL 490 00:18:21,434 --> 00:18:23,367 WITH PEOPLE JUST LIKE YOU, 491 00:18:23,369 --> 00:18:24,936 ONLY MORE PATHETIC. 492 00:18:24,938 --> 00:18:27,204 - JUST IN TIME. 493 00:18:27,206 --> 00:18:29,006 - I GUESS YOU'RE NOT GONNA WORK ON YOUR PAPER. 494 00:18:29,008 --> 00:18:31,208 - [sighs] I'LL HAVE TO GET AN EXTENSION. 495 00:18:31,210 --> 00:18:34,778 RIGHT NOW I'M HAVING TROUBLE REMEMBERING MY OWN NAME. 496 00:18:36,482 --> 00:18:38,649 - CAN WE HAVE A DRINK OF WATER? 497 00:18:38,651 --> 00:18:41,285 - COOL! MUD WRESTLING! 498 00:18:41,287 --> 00:18:43,387 - OOH, BUSTED. 499 00:18:43,389 --> 00:18:44,989 - KICK HIM TO THE CURB, GIRLFRIEND. 500 00:18:44,991 --> 00:18:46,390 - THIS IS FUN. 501 00:18:46,392 --> 00:18:48,525 YOU'RE MY FAVORITE BABYSITTER, DARIA. 502 00:18:48,527 --> 00:18:49,961 - ME TOO. 503 00:18:49,963 --> 00:18:52,897 - JUST DON'T TELL YOUR PARENTS WE LET YOU STAY UP LATE. 504 00:18:52,899 --> 00:18:54,966 - DO WE LOOK STUPID OR SOMETHING? 505 00:18:54,968 --> 00:18:57,668 - SO MUCH PROGRESS IN ONE NIGHT. 506 00:18:59,472 --> 00:19:01,739 - SO WHEN YOU WANT TO GO OUT AGAIN? 507 00:19:01,741 --> 00:19:04,175 - HOW ABOUT A WEEK FROM THURSDAY? 508 00:19:04,177 --> 00:19:05,309 I'M BOOKED UNTIL THEN. 509 00:19:05,311 --> 00:19:07,244 - I THOUGHT YOU WERE MY GIRLFRIEND NOW. 510 00:19:07,246 --> 00:19:09,880 - BUT I CAN'T CANCEL ON MY OTHER DATES. 511 00:19:09,882 --> 00:19:11,816 I HAVE TO STICK TO MY COMMITMENTS. 512 00:19:11,818 --> 00:19:14,451 BESIDES, I WROTE THEM DOWN IN PEN. 513 00:19:14,453 --> 00:19:16,586 - "WEDNESDAY, ERIC"? 514 00:19:16,588 --> 00:19:17,822 BUT HE'S MY BEST FRIEND. 515 00:19:17,824 --> 00:19:19,123 AND WHO'S BOB? 516 00:19:19,125 --> 00:19:21,859 - NO, THAT'S "B" PERIOD, "O" PERIOD, "B" PERIOD. 517 00:19:21,861 --> 00:19:23,594 IT STANDS FOR BOY ON BIKE. 518 00:19:23,596 --> 00:19:24,662 I DIDN'T CATCH HIS NAME. 519 00:19:24,664 --> 00:19:26,931 - LET ME SEE THAT. - HEY! 520 00:19:26,933 --> 00:19:28,599 - WHOA! WHAT'S THIS? 521 00:19:28,601 --> 00:19:30,100 "LONG-TERM PLANS: 522 00:19:30,102 --> 00:19:32,603 "SEPTEMBER, BREAK UP WITH SKYLER? 523 00:19:32,605 --> 00:19:34,271 OCTOBER, GO OUT WITH TAYLOR?" 524 00:19:34,273 --> 00:19:36,941 - HIS PARENTS HAVE A SKI HOUSE. 525 00:19:36,943 --> 00:19:40,076 [faint upbeat music] 526 00:19:41,381 --> 00:19:43,280 [door creaks] 527 00:19:43,282 --> 00:19:45,649 [easy-listening music] 528 00:19:45,651 --> 00:19:47,384 - HI, DARIA, HOW DID IT GO? 529 00:19:47,386 --> 00:19:48,452 ANY PROBLEMS? 530 00:19:48,454 --> 00:19:50,587 - IT SURE IS HARD TO TEAR THEM AWAY 531 00:19:50,589 --> 00:19:52,223 FROM THEIR ORAL HYGIENE ROUTINE, 532 00:19:52,225 --> 00:19:53,624 BUT OTHER THAN THAT-- 533 00:19:53,626 --> 00:19:55,158 - WELL, THANKS FOR COMING OVER. 534 00:19:55,160 --> 00:19:57,094 WE'D HATE TO MISS COUPLES' THERAPY NIGHT. 535 00:19:57,096 --> 00:19:59,497 - I JUST LOVE THE NEW PICTURE IN YOUR LIVING ROOM. 536 00:19:59,499 --> 00:20:01,666 - YOU WERE AT MY HOUSE? - YES. 537 00:20:01,668 --> 00:20:03,668 AND WE HAD A BREAKTHROUGH TONIGHT. 538 00:20:03,670 --> 00:20:05,236 YOUR FATHER CRIED. 539 00:20:10,242 --> 00:20:11,508 - BRITTANY, 540 00:20:11,510 --> 00:20:14,411 ALTHOUGH YOUR TOPIC, THE CULT OF ABS, 541 00:20:14,413 --> 00:20:15,913 WAS AN INTRIGUING ONE, 542 00:20:15,915 --> 00:20:18,449 I'M AFRAID THAT THE CHOICE OF PHOTO COLLAGE 543 00:20:18,451 --> 00:20:20,418 RATHER THAN ACTUAL TEXT 544 00:20:20,420 --> 00:20:23,420 DID NOT WORK TO YOUR ADVANTAGE. 545 00:20:23,422 --> 00:20:25,021 - "D." BUMMER. 546 00:20:25,023 --> 00:20:27,491 AND I RUINED ALL MY MAGAZINES. 547 00:20:27,493 --> 00:20:31,295 - DARIA, YOUR PAPER WAS EXCELLENT, 548 00:20:31,297 --> 00:20:35,031 AND THE ORIGINAL RESEARCH WAS THOUGHT-PROVOKING, 549 00:20:35,033 --> 00:20:36,934 ALTHOUGH IT WOULD PROBABLY BE CONSIDERED 550 00:20:36,936 --> 00:20:39,370 A FELONY IN MOST STATES. 551 00:20:39,372 --> 00:20:41,471 [bell rings] 552 00:20:41,473 --> 00:20:44,475 - "A REAL-LIFE EXPERIMENT IN MIND-CONTROL DEPROGRAMMING." 553 00:20:44,477 --> 00:20:48,378 - SUBTITLE, "MY NIGHT AT THE GUPTYS." 554 00:20:48,380 --> 00:20:50,047 I GUESS I GOT INSPIRED. 555 00:20:50,049 --> 00:20:52,983 - TALK ABOUT AN EFFICIENT USE OF QUALITY TIME. 556 00:20:54,720 --> 00:20:56,720 kids: ♪ I AM COOL AND THAT IS IT ♪ 557 00:20:56,722 --> 00:20:58,889 ♪ AND EVERYONE ELSE IS FULL OF ♪ 558 00:20:58,891 --> 00:20:59,890 ♪ FULL OF ♪ 559 00:20:59,892 --> 00:21:00,891 ♪ FULL OF-- ♪ 560 00:21:00,893 --> 00:21:02,560 - TAD! - TRICIA! 561 00:21:02,562 --> 00:21:04,762 - ♪ LA-LA, LA, LA-LA ♪ 562 00:21:04,764 --> 00:21:07,698 Captioning by CaptionMax www.captionmax.com 563 00:21:17,644 --> 00:21:19,076 ♪ LA, LA, LA ♪ 564 00:21:19,078 --> 00:21:22,780 ♪ ♪ 565 00:21:22,782 --> 00:21:24,014 ♪ LA, LA, LA ♪ 566 00:21:24,016 --> 00:21:27,251 ♪ ♪ 567 00:21:27,253 --> 00:21:28,786 ♪ LA, LA, LA ♪ 568 00:21:28,788 --> 00:21:36,727 ♪ ♪ 569 00:21:39,031 --> 00:21:41,465 ♪ LA-LA, LA, LA-LA ♪