- ♪ LA-LA, LA, LA-LA ♪
♪ LA-LA, LA, LA-LA ♪
[bell rings]
- AND ON THAT FATEFUL DAY,
HIS FOLLOWERS OBEDIENTLY DRANK THE POISON BREW.
- WOW. - WHOA.
- JONESTOWN:
ONE CHARISMATIC LEADER EXERTING HIS DEMONIC WILL
OVER SCORES OF FOLLOWERS.
WHAT LESSON CAN WE TAKE
FROM THIS TRAGIC EXAMPLE
OF HERDLIKE BEHAVIOR?
KEVIN?
- UH, B.Y.O.B.?
- PLEASE RETURN TO YOUR STUPOR, KEVIN...
- OKAY.
- WHILE WE CONTINUE OUR DISCUSSION OF CULTS.
CAN ANYONE GIVE ME ANOTHER EXAMPLE
OF A GROUP USING COERCIVE TECHNIQUES
SUCH AS PEER PRESSURE, CHANTING, AND SOCIAL ISOLATION
TO ACHIEVE CONTROL OVER ITS MEMBERS?
BRITTANY?
- CHEERLEADING?
- AH, BRITTANY,
SOMETIMES, DESPITE A COMPLETE LACK OF INSIGHT,
YOU STUMBLE UPON AN INTERESTING ANSWER.
- WOW.
AND I DIDN'T EVEN READ THE CHAPTER.
- SHE'LL NEVER HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT MIND-CONTROL.
- NO, BUT SHE'LL HAVE TO WATCH OUT
FOR FERRETS BUILDING A NEST IN HER HEAD.
- NOW, REMEMBER, YOUR TERM PAPERS ARE DUE FRIDAY.
AND NO EXCUSES WILL BE ACCEPTED.
[bell rings]
- YOU WANT ME TO TAKE OVER YOUR BABYSITTING JOB?
I'M NOT SURE, QUINN.
- PLEASE?
JUST THIS ONCE.
YOU'RE THE ONLY PERSON I CAN TRUST TO DO THIS, RONNIE.
I CAN TELL BY YOUR EYES.
- REALLY?
- YEAH, THEY'RE SO SINCERE.
- WELL...
- AND YOUR FACE, IT'S VERY HONEST.
YOU'RE SO NICE AND DEPENDABLE AND--
- NICE?
SINCERE?
[sighs]
YOU'RE NEVER GONNA GO OUT WITH ME, ARE YOU?
- NOPE.
- HEY, THERE'S QUINN WITH ONE OF HER MANY ADMIRERS.
- SHE'S WELL-LIKED AMONG CLASSMATES OF BOTH SEXES.
AND YET, STRANGELY, SHE TURNS MY STOMACH.
- WELL-- - QUINN,
SOME GUY NAMED SKYLER
WAS LOOKING FOR YOU THIS MORNING.
- OH, NO.
HE FIGURED OUT YOU'RE MY SISTER?
- ACTUALLY, HE SEEMED TO THINK I WAS YOUR AU PAIR.
HE ASKED ME HOW I LIKED AMERICA SO FAR.
- PEOPLE ARE SO WEIRD.
- SOME ARE WEIRD.
SOME ARE JUST ASTONISHINGLY
SELF-CENTERED AND DECEITFUL.
LATER.
- SKYLER FELDMAN?
- HIS FAMILY HAS A BOAT.
IT'S ALMOST SUMMER.
- YEAH, RIGHT.
ASK HIM TO BABYSIT FOR YOU.
- BUT HE CAN'T GO OUT WITH ME IF HE'S BABYSITTING.
- THEN TRY YOUR SISTER.
SHE SEEMS LIKE THE TYPE WHO HAS PLENTY OF NIGHTS FREE.
- THEY BAKE COOKIES BY DAY,
BUT THEY REALLY HEAT UP AT NIGHT.
G-STRING GRANDMAS TODAY ON SICK, SAD WORLD.
- GROSS.
- FOR ONCE, WE'RE IN AGREEMENT.
- THIS COLOR LOOKS NOTHING LIKE MELON.
IT'S WAY TOO PINK.
OH, HEY, DARIA,
WHAT ARE YOU DOING SATURDAY NIGHT?
- FORGET IT.
I DON'T LIKE KIDS.
I DIDN'T EVEN LIKE KIDS WHEN I WAS A KID.
- BUT YOU GOT TO TAKE MY BABYSITTING JOB.
I COULD END UP ALL SUMMER ON SOME PUBLIC BEACH.
6 BUCKS AN HOUR.
- OOH, I COULD MAKE A DOWN PAYMENT
ON THAT ISOLATED MOUNTAIN CABIN.
- I'LL PAY YOU A $2-AN-HOUR BONUS.
YOU CAN DO YOUR HOMEWORK
AND EARN MONEY AT THE SAME TIME.
- WELL, THERE IS THAT HISTORY PAPER
I HAVEN'T STARTED YET.
BUT IF I BABYSAT FOR YOU,
THEN TECHNICALLY I'D BE DOING YOU A FAVOR.
AND THAT SIMPLY CANNOT BE.
- THERE'S ANGEL HAIR IN THE FREEZER, GIRLS,
AND DON'T FORGET,
TOMORROW NIGHT WE'RE HOSTING OUR COUPLES' WORKSHOP.
IT'S "FOCUS ON TEENS" NIGHT.
I EXPECT YOU TO BE THERE.
- SORRY, MOM, I HAVE A DATE.
REMEMBER WHAT YOU SAID ON SATURDAY?
A COMMITMENT'S A COMMITMENT.
- [sighs]
YES, I DID SAY THAT.
WELL, I'LL SEE YOU THERE, DARIA.
- I CAN'T.
I HAVE A COMMITMENT.
both: YOU?
- I'M BABYSITTING.
- OH, NO.
THE LAUNDRY SHRANK YOUR SHIRT.
- NO, THEY DIDN'T.
- OH. [sighs]
YOU KNOW, I USED TO WEAR MINISKIRTS.
BUT LIFE GOES ON.
WELL, I WAS SURPRISED TO HEAR ABOUT
DARIA'S BABYSITTING JOB TOMORROW NIGHT.
- YEAH, I WAS TOO.
- ESPECIALLY SINCE IT'S FOR THE GUPTYS,
AND THEY USUALLY CALL YOU.
- I KNOW.
PEOPLE ARE SO WEIRD.
- IN FACT, I THINK I REMEMBER SOMETHING
ABOUT YOU GOING OVER THERE TOMORROW NIGHT.
- YOU KNOW, I THINK THEY DID SHRINK THIS SHIRT.
- QUINN, HOW DO YOU EXPECT TO GET ANYWHERE IN THIS WORLD
IF YOU DON'T STICK TO YOUR COMMITMENTS?
- BUT I DIDN'T MEAN TO DOUBLE BOOK.
IT'S HARD TO KEEP TRACK OF DATES
WHEN YOU'RE ATTRACTIVE AND POPULAR.
- I CAN'T HAVE ANOTHER FIASCO LIKE LAST SATURDAY NIGHT.
THINK OF HOW IT MUST HAVE FELT
WHEN THOSE THREE BOYS
ALL SHOWED UP HERE AT THE SAME TIME.
- IT FELT GREAT.
- I MEANT, FOR THEM.
YOU KNOW THE TIME-MANAGEMENT CONSULTANT I'VE BEEN SEEING?
- DORIS DO-RIGHT?
- DINA DECKER.
I'M GOING TO HAVE TO BOOK US FOR A MOTHER-DAUGHTER SESSION.
- LIKE A CLASS?
- THINK OF IT AS A MAKEOVER.
MY TREAT.
- WELL, OKAY.
- I'M SO EXCITED.
TALK ABOUT AN EFFICIENT USE OF QUALITY TIME.
[phone rings]
- NOW, DARIA, I HOPE QUINN EXPLAINED OUR RULES.
WERE YOU PLANNING ON HAVING A BOYFRIEND IN THE HOUSE?
BECAUSE... [chuckles]
WE DON'T ALLOW THAT.
- NO PROBLEM.
I'M FLYING SOLO THESE DAYS.
- THEN I GUESS IT'S NOT AN ISSUE.
- UNLESS I PICK UP SOMEBODY ON THE WAY OVER.
- WHAT?
- [giggles] SHE'S KIDDING, MRS. GUPTY.
MY SISTER'S A BIG KIDDER. HA, HA, DARIA.
- HA, HA, QUINN.
- [chuckles]
WELL, YOU'LL NEED A SENSE OF HUMOR
TO TANGLE WITH OUR LITTLE DEVILS.
- LESTER!
- NO, SERIOUSLY, THEY'RE GREAT KIDS.
SEE YOU SATURDAY, DARIA.
- BYE.
$10 SURCHARGE IF I HAVE TO SPEND
MORE THAN 15 MINUTES WITH THE PARENTS.
- THAT'S FAIR.
- PRIORITIZING: IT'S THE FIRST STEP
TOWARD STREAMLINING YOUR LIFE.
HELEN, PLEASE SHARE YOUR LIST OF PRIORITIES,
STATING THE MOST IMPORTANT FIRST.
- ONE: SPEND MORE TIME WITH MY FAMILY.
TWO: BREAK THROUGH THE FIRM'S GLASS CEILING.
THREE: BEAT THE PANTS OFF KARALEE FISHBECK
IN THE LIBRARY BOARD ELECTION.
FOUR: GET THE SPICE BACK INTO MY MARRIAGE.
- MOM!
- FOUR: WINDOW TREATMENTS FOR THE LIVING ROOM.
- GREAT.
AND WHAT ARE YOUR PRIORITIES, QUINN?
- ONE: DATING. TWO: SHOPPING.
THREE: BOUNCY HAIR. FOUR: SCHOOL.
- YOU DON'T HAVE TO RUSH, SWEETIE.
MAYBE YOU'D LIKE TO RETHINK THE ORDER.
- HELEN, QUINN IS JUST BEING HONEST.
WE CAN'T GET ANYWHERE
UNLESS WE TAKE A HARD, HONEST LOOK
AT WHAT REALLY MATTERS TO US.
- ONE: GET THE SPICE BACK INTO MY MARRIAGE.
[sighs]
- QUINN, HERE'S YOUR VERY OWN TEEN LIFE-RUNNER
JUST LIKE MOM'S.
- MY BABY'S ALL GROWN UP.
- DON'T FORGET TO ENTER THIS EXPERIENCE
ON YOUR PROUD MOMENTS SUMMARY PAGE.
- I CAN'T USE THIS THING.
IT'S UGLY.
- CUSTOMIZED STYLES ARE AVAILABLE FOR AN EXTRA CHARGE.
- I'LL TAKE THE CORAL. LEATHERETTE.
- WE ALSO SELL A MATCHING LIPSTICK AND COMPACT
THAT FIT RIGHT INSIDE THE PLANNER.
- NOW I'LL BE ATTRACTIVE AND POPULAR AND ORGANIZED.
- ♪ LA-LA, LA, LA-LA ♪
♪ LA-LA, LA, LA-LA ♪
- IF THEY START TO DRIVE YOU NUTS,
TELL THEM YOU KNOW THIS GREAT GAME CALLED CEMETERY.
THEY HAVE TO LIE ON THE FLOOR AND PRETEND THEY'RE DEAD.
FIRST ONE TO MOVE OR MAKE A SOUND LOSES.
- THIS WHOLE THING'S GIVING ME THE CREEPS.
I CAN'T EVEN THINK ABOUT THAT STUPID HISTORY PAPER.
- RELAX. I'LL BE THERE BY 8:00.
I GUESS YOU'RE NOT--
- HEY, DARIA?
WHAT KIND OF CAR WOULD YOU SAY THAT IS?
- SEE YOU LATER.
- LATER. beep!
- ISN'T THAT THE NOUVEAU RICHE SPORTS SEDAN?
WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
- DATE EVALUATION SYSTEM.
CONVERTIBLES GET BONUS POINTS.
CORAL.
IS LIFE GREAT, OR WHAT?
BYE!
[door clicks shut]
- [sighs]
- HEY, DARIA, WHERE YOU GOING?
IT'S COUPLES' THERAPY NIGHT.
- BABYSITTING JOB, DAD.
- WISH I HAD A BABYSITTING JOB.
- WHAT?
- THOSE COUPLES, THEY'RE SUCH A BUNCH OF WIMPS,
ALWAYS SO FREAKING SENSITIVE.
- HANG IN THERE, DAD.
YOU'LL MEET SOME INSENSITIVE COUPLES.
I'M SURE OF IT.
- THANKS, KIDDO!
- HI, MRS. KEWPIE.
- WHAT? - MRS. GUPTY.
- PLEASE, DARIA, CALL ME LAUREN.
COME ON IN.
WE'RE ALMOST READY.
- HMM.
♪ SHE'LL BE COMIN' ROUND THE MOUNTAIN ♪
♪ WHEN SHE COMES ♪
♪ SHE'LL BE COMIN' ROUND THE MOUNTAIN ♪
♪ WHEN SHE COMES ♪
[hums] HMM...
- [screaming]
- CAN WE PUNISH HER NOW?
IT'S TIME FOR A PUNISHMENT.
CAN WE PUNISH HER NOW?
splat!
- [sobs quietly]
- [wailing]
- BRAIN.
- BRAT. - BRAIN.
- STOP THAT. STOP THAT!
OH, GOD,
IT'S MY HEART.
- YOU KNOW, SHE STUFFS HER BRA.
- HI, I'M QUINN.
I'LL BE ALLOWED TO DATE IN FOUR YEARS.
- HERE THEY ARE:
THE LITTLE MONSTERS. - LESTER!
- WE DON'T LET SITTERS USE THE PHONE,
BUT WE MADE AN EXCEPTION FOR QUINN
AFTER SHE EXPLAINED
THAT SHE CALLS YOUR GRANDMOTHER EVERY HOUR.
- MY GRANDMOTHER?
- TO TELL HER TO TAKE HER PILL.
- OH, YEAH.
ACTUALLY, TONIGHT IT'S MY TURN.
- NOW, DARIA, HERE'S YOUR SCHEDULE.
AS YOU CAN SEE,
WE'VE BROKEN EVERYTHING DOWN
INTO 15-MINUTE INCREMENTS.
LET'S REVIEW IT TOGETHER.
- DO YOU KNOW A WOMAN NAMED DINA DECKER,
BY ANY CHANCE?
both: YES.
- 8:15, DISCUSS CURRENT EVENTS.
8:30, SNACK.
8:45, POST-SNACK FLOSSING.
- AND THE VOCABULARY WORD FOR THE NIGHT
IS INDEMNIFICATION.
- WE LEFT FOOD FOR YOU IN THE FRIDGE.
HAVE FUN, KIDS.
- BYE, MOM.
both: BYE, DAD.
[door clicks shut]
- OKAY, YOU CAN DROP THE ANGEL ACT.
- WHAT DO YOU MEAN?
- IS IT TIME TO FLOSS YET?
[ticking]
- WE'RE SUPPOSED TO BE DISCUSSING CURRENT EVENTS.
- I HAVE A HEADACHE.
IS THAT CURRENT ENOUGH FOR YOU?
- IS QUINN REALLY YOUR SISTER? - YEAH.
- THEN HOW COME HER HAIR'S SO MUCH BOUNCIER THAN YOURS?
[ticking]
- OH, LOOK,
THERE'S BEEN A LAST-MINUTE CHANGE IN THE SCHEDULE.
IT'S TIME TO WATCH TV.
- BUT TOO MUCH TV'S BAD FOR YOU.
- IT CAN TURN YOU INTO A ZOMBIE, DARIA.
- WELL, THAT'LL MAKE THREE OF US.
[inaudible speech]
[soft easy-listening music]
YOUR PARENTS PUT ONE OF THOSE
LOCK-OUT THINGS ON HERE, DIDN'T THEY?
ALL I'M GETTING IS THE FORECAST CHANNEL.
both: YAY!
THE FIVE-DAY REPORT!
- THAT MEANS THE MIDWESTERN BUSINESS PLANNER'S NEXT!
- SEE, TRICIA,
I TOLD YOU THE BAROMETRIC PRESSURE WAS FALLING.
- KNOW-IT-ALL.
- WE'LL BE BACK WITH EASTERN SEABOARD
ROAD CONDITIONS AFTER THIS.
- COME TO TIRE LAND'S BIG BLOWOUT SALE!
- COMMERCIALS ARE BAD.
- COMMERCIALS LIE.
- LET'S MOVE THE SNACK UP TO 8:15.
WE'LL GET TO FLOSSING QUICKER.
both: YAY!
[soft piano music]
- QUINN,
I KNOW THAT PLENTY OF GUYS WANT TO GO OUT WITH YOU,
AND PLENTY OF GIRLS WANT TO GO OUT WITH ME.
AND THAT MAKES ME THINK WE SHOULD BE TOGETHER.
- OH, SKYLER, YOU'RE NUMBER ONE IN MY BOOK...
BY 14 POINTS.
- WILL YOU EXCUSE ME?
I'LL BE RIGHT BACK.
- RAISINS?
- RAISINS ARE NATURE'S CANDY.
- THEN WHY DO THEY HAVE TO COVER THEM WITH CHOCOLATE
TO SELL THEM AT THE MOVIES?
- SUGAR IS BAD.
- SUGAR ROTS YOUR TEETH.
- SUGAR MAKES YOU HYPER.
- HITLER ATE SUGAR.
both: ♪ I CAN HOPE AND I CAN DREAM ♪
♪ AND I AM FULL OF ♪
♪ FULL OF ♪
♪ FULL OF SELF-ESTEEM ♪
♪ THE HARE AND TORTOISE HAD A RACE ♪
♪ THE TORTOISE WON ♪
♪ HE TOOK FIRST PLACE ♪
♪ HE KNEW HE REALLY PASSED THE TEST ♪
♪ BECAUSE HE DID HIS VERY BEST ♪
♪ SO VERY MAD WAS MR. HARE ♪
♪ HE CLAIMED THE RACE IT WASN'T FAIR ♪
♪ WHO WON? WHO CARES? ♪
♪ IT'S ALL THE SAME ♪
♪ WHAT COUNTS IS HOW YOU PLAY THE GAME ♪
♪ I CAN HOPE AND I CAN DREAM ♪
♪ AND I AM FULL OF ♪
♪ FULL OF ♪
♪ FULL OF SELF-ESTEEM ♪
- THIS RECORD IS SHOT.
WHY DON'T YOU ASK YOUR PARENTS TO GET YOU THE CD?
- COMPACT DISCS WERE FORCED UPON CONSUMERS
SO THAT RECORD COMPANIES
COULD INCREASE THEIR PROFIT MARGINS.
- THAT'S IMPORTANT FOR A SIX-YEAR-OLD TO KNOW.
- LET'S PLAY IT AGAIN!
- AH-CHOO!
- I WIN.
- OKAY, THAT'S ENOUGH CEMETERY.
LET'S PLAY A NEW GAME.
IT'S CALLED LICHEN.
- YAY! - YEAH!
- HERE ARE THE RULES:
LIE ON THE FLOOR AND MAKE BELIEVE
YOU'RE A FUNGUS ON AN OLD TREE TRUNK.
THE FIRST ONE TO MOVE OR DROP A SPORE LOSES.
- YO.
- HEY, GRANDMA,
IT'S TIME FOR YOUR DAMN PILL.
- HUH?
- YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO BE HERE AN HOUR AGO.
I'M DESPERATE.
- I HAD TO WAIT FOR MY RIDE.
TRENT JUST GOT BACK FROM REHEARSAL.
RELAX, I'M ON MY WAY.
- TAD DROPPED A SPORE.
- DID NOT.
IT WAS A RAISIN.
- BRING JUNK FOOD.
- ♪ LA-LA, LA, LA-LA ♪
♪ LA-LA, LA, LA-LA ♪
- QUINN ALWAYS LETS ME FIX HER HAIR.
- HER BOUNCY HAIR?
FIND SOMETHING ELSE TO DO.
- I GUESS WE COULD LISTEN TO THE RECORD SOME MORE.
- [sighs] OKAY.
THE HAIR IT IS.
- I'LL SHINE YOUR SHOES.
- DO YOU ALWAYS DO EXACTLY WHAT ADULTS TELL YOU?
- YES.
- DO YOU ALWAYS BELIEVE EVERYTHING THEY SAY?
- YEP.
- WELL, WHAT IF TWO ADULTS SAY EXACTLY OPPOSITE THINGS?
- [sobs]
- OUCH.
- YOU'RE MEAN.
ding-dong!
- THANK GOD YOU'RE HERE.
- ALL HAIL, PIPPI LONGSTOCKING.
HEY, TRENT, COME LOOK AT THIS.
- WHERE'D YOU LEARN TO BABYSIT?
- I USED TO HELP WITH MY SISTER SUMMER'S KIDS
TILL THEY GOT OLD ENOUGH TO RUN AWAY.
- CAN I EXFOLIATE YOUR SKIN?
- QUINN LETS YOU DO THAT?
- QUINN DOESN'T NEED IT.
- YES, WELL, YOU'VE USED "EXFOLIATE,"
OUR VOCABULARY WORD OF THE NIGHT.
SO NOW IT'S TIME FOR BED.
- BUT THE VOCABULARY WORD FOR THE NIGHT
IS INDEMNIFICATION.
- MADE YOU SAY IT.
- OKAY, KIDS, WE'RE ALL SUITED UP,
SO IT'S TIME TO BLAST OFF TO SLEEPY LAND.
- I GUESS I JUST DON'T SPEAK THE LANGUAGE.
- BUT YOU HAVE TO READ US A BEDTIME STORY FIRST.
- IT'S ON THE SCHEDULE.
- SURE IS,
RIGHT BEFORE EAR CANAL IRRIGATION
AND PRAYING FOR WORLD PEACE.
- MR. POTTY GOES TO TOWN.
THE TIDY TEDDY BEAR FAMILY.
KANEESHA'S FIRST KWANZAA.
- THE TEN ARGUMENTS FOR THE ELIMINATION OF TELEVISION
POP-UP ACTIVITY BOOK.
- ISN'T THERE ANYTHING DECENT TO READ?
- GOT SOME OLD CLASSICS OVER HERE.
- THEY'LL DO.
SO CINDERELLA SKIPPED THE BALL
AND ASKED HER FAIRY GODMOTHER
TO MAKE HER THE FIRST WOMAN PRESIDENT.
REALIZING THAT THE MONARCHY WAS OBSOLETE,
THE PRINCE OPENED A VIDEO STORE.
- THAT'S NOT HOW IT GOES.
- BUT I LIKE IT BETTER THIS WAY.
- AND THEN THE LITTLE ENGINE DECIDED
THAT HE JUST WASN'T THE COMPETITIVE TYPE.
- SO OLD MOTHER HUBBARD TRACKED DOWN THE DEADBEAT LOSER
AND MADE HIM PAY CHILD SUPPORT.
- AND THE DISH RAN AWAY WITH THE SPOON,
BUT HAWAII WAS THE ONLY STATE
THAT WOULD RECOGNIZE THE MARRIAGE AS LEGAL.
- AND THE TRUTH IS,
NO ONE WILL EVER ASK TO SEE YOUR PERMANENT RECORD.
- WOW.
YOU GUYS ARE SMART.
- I THINK THAT'S ENOUGH FOR TONIGHT.
- GEE, MOM AND DAD NEVER TOLD US
THAT PEOPLE CAN THINK FOR THEMSELVES.
- OR THAT TOM CRUISE IS 5'4".
- DARIA, JANE, HOW DO WE KNOW
THAT WHAT YOU TELL US IS THE TRUTH?
- YOU DON'T.
AND THAT'S THE GREATEST LESSON OF ALL.
- WE MADE UP THAT PART
ABOUT ALIENS LIVING UNDER THE NORTH POLE.
- I THOUGHT SO.
- HA-HA!
THE KID'S GONNA BE ALL RIGHT.
[easy-listening music]
- WELL, THEY'RE FINALLY ASLEEP.
- AND NOW YOUR LOCAL FORECAST.
- THINK YOU CAN FIX THAT?
- THINK I CAN FIX IT?
[easy-listening music stops]
- TONIGHT THE SICK, SAD WORLD PRIMETIME SPECIAL
WITH PEOPLE JUST LIKE YOU,
ONLY MORE PATHETIC.
- JUST IN TIME.
- I GUESS YOU'RE NOT GONNA WORK ON YOUR PAPER.
- [sighs] I'LL HAVE TO GET AN EXTENSION.
RIGHT NOW I'M HAVING TROUBLE REMEMBERING MY OWN NAME.
- CAN WE HAVE A DRINK OF WATER?
- COOL! MUD WRESTLING!
- OOH, BUSTED.
- KICK HIM TO THE CURB, GIRLFRIEND.
- THIS IS FUN.
YOU'RE MY FAVORITE BABYSITTER, DARIA.
- ME TOO.
- JUST DON'T TELL YOUR PARENTS WE LET YOU STAY UP LATE.
- DO WE LOOK STUPID OR SOMETHING?
- SO MUCH PROGRESS IN ONE NIGHT.
- SO WHEN YOU WANT TO GO OUT AGAIN?
- HOW ABOUT A WEEK FROM THURSDAY?
I'M BOOKED UNTIL THEN.
- I THOUGHT YOU WERE MY GIRLFRIEND NOW.
- BUT I CAN'T CANCEL ON MY OTHER DATES.
I HAVE TO STICK TO MY COMMITMENTS.
BESIDES, I WROTE THEM DOWN IN PEN.
- "WEDNESDAY, ERIC"?
BUT HE'S MY BEST FRIEND.
AND WHO'S BOB?
- NO, THAT'S "B" PERIOD, "O" PERIOD, "B" PERIOD.
IT STANDS FOR BOY ON BIKE.
I DIDN'T CATCH HIS NAME.
- LET ME SEE THAT. - HEY!
- WHOA! WHAT'S THIS?
"LONG-TERM PLANS:
"SEPTEMBER, BREAK UP WITH SKYLER?
OCTOBER, GO OUT WITH TAYLOR?"
- HIS PARENTS HAVE A SKI HOUSE.
[faint upbeat music]
[door creaks]
[easy-listening music]
- HI, DARIA, HOW DID IT GO?
ANY PROBLEMS?
- IT SURE IS HARD TO TEAR THEM AWAY
FROM THEIR ORAL HYGIENE ROUTINE,
BUT OTHER THAN THAT--
- WELL, THANKS FOR COMING OVER.
WE'D HATE TO MISS COUPLES' THERAPY NIGHT.
- I JUST LOVE THE NEW PICTURE IN YOUR LIVING ROOM.
- YOU WERE AT MY HOUSE? - YES.
AND WE HAD A BREAKTHROUGH TONIGHT.
YOUR FATHER CRIED.
- BRITTANY,
ALTHOUGH YOUR TOPIC, THE CULT OF ABS,
WAS AN INTRIGUING ONE,
I'M AFRAID THAT THE CHOICE OF PHOTO COLLAGE
RATHER THAN ACTUAL TEXT
DID NOT WORK TO YOUR ADVANTAGE.
- "D." BUMMER.
AND I RUINED ALL MY MAGAZINES.
- DARIA, YOUR PAPER WAS EXCELLENT,
AND THE ORIGINAL RESEARCH WAS THOUGHT-PROVOKING,
ALTHOUGH IT WOULD PROBABLY BE CONSIDERED
A FELONY IN MOST STATES.
[bell rings]
- "A REAL-LIFE EXPERIMENT IN MIND-CONTROL DEPROGRAMMING."
- SUBTITLE, "MY NIGHT AT THE GUPTYS."
I GUESS I GOT INSPIRED.
- TALK ABOUT AN EFFICIENT USE OF QUALITY TIME.
kids: ♪ I AM COOL AND THAT IS IT ♪
♪ AND EVERYONE ELSE IS FULL OF ♪
♪ FULL OF ♪
♪ FULL OF-- ♪
- TAD! - TRICIA!
- ♪ LA-LA, LA, LA-LA ♪
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