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- ♪ LA-LA, LA, LA-LA ♪
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♪ LA-LA, LA, LA-LA ♪
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- HEY, HOW'S IT GOING?
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HI; NICE DAY, HUH?
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HOW YOU DOING?
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HI.
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HOW ARE YOU?
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OH, MAN.
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[school bell rings]
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- SO THEN I SAID,
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"SURE, IT'S A NICE CAR.
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DO YOU HAVE ENOUGH GAS TO GET
BACK TO LOSERVILLE?"
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[laughter]
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- THAT'S FUNNY, SANDI.
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- YOU REALLY KNOW HOW
TO TELL A STORY.
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- THANKS.
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- TELL THE PART
ABOUT QUINN AGAIN.
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- QUINN WASN'T IN THAT STORY.
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IT WAS ME, TIFFANY, AND STACY.
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- WELL, THEN TAKE STACY OUT
AND PUT QUINN IN.
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- HI, GUYS.
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HI, SANDI.
HI, JOEY.
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HI, JEFFY.
HI, JOHNNY.
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- HI, QUINN.
- HI, QUINN.
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- HI, QUINN.
IT'S JAMIE.
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- HI, SANDI.
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- OH.
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- WOW.
- WHOA.
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- OH, MY GOD.
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- SO, QUINN, I WAS
WONDERING IF...
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- NO.
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- OH, IT'S SO CUTE.
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- IT'S THE CUTEST.
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- YOU THINK SO?
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I TOLD DR. SHAR.
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- OH, DR. SHAR.
SHE'S THE BEST.
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- EVERYBODY USES HER.
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- I TOLD DR. SHAR I WANTED
CUTE BUT, YOU KNOW, NOT...
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TOO CUTE.
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- IT'S NOT TOO CUTE.
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IT'S CUTE BUT NOT
OBNOXIOUS ABOUT IT.
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- WHAT DO YOU THINK, QUINN?
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- IT'S CUTE.
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- JUST CUTE?
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- QUINN HAS VERY HIGH
NOSE STANDARDS.
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- I SAID IT WAS CUTE.
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- OH, LIKE YOU MEANT IT.
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"OH, IT'S CUTE."
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- WELL, AT LEAST
I THOUGHT ABOUT IT.
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I DIDN'T JUST SAY IT WAS CUTE
WITHOUT THINKING.
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- EXCUSE ME.
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ARE YOU SAYING WE'RE SHALLOW?
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- WAIT, YOU GUYS WERE JUST
SAYING IT WAS CUTE?
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- NO.
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QUINN'S JUST SO DEEP,
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SHE THINKS WE WOULD SAY
SOMETHING'S CUTE
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WHEN IT'S NOT CUTE,
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WHICH WE WOULDN'T.
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- NO WAY.
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- EXAMPLE:
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I WOULD NEVER TELL QUINN
THAT SHE LOOKS CUTE
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IN THAT THING
SHE ALWAYS WEARS.
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- I DON'T HAVE A THING
I ALWAYS WEAR.
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- IF YOU SAY SO.
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- I HAVE LOTS OF THINGS
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WHICH I WEAR AT DIFFERENT TIMES
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FAR APART IN TIME.
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- AS YOU WISH.
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- YOU'RE JUST MAD BECAUSE
I SAID YOU'RE SHALLOW--
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WHICH I MEANT SOME OTHER WAY.
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- SO THEN...
IT IS CUTE?
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- LET'S ASK AN AVERAGE PERSON.
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QUINN, THERE'S THAT GIRL
YOU KNOW.
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LET'S ASK HER.
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HELLO...
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QUINN'S COUSIN OR SOMETHING.
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- YOU'LL HAVE TO EXCUSE ME.
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MY SISTER WANTS ME
TO STAY AWAY.
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- SO, QUINN'S LITTLE FRIEND,
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OR WHATEVER,
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TAKE A LOOK AT THIS.
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- WHAT IS IT?
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- IT'S BROOKE'S NEW NOSE.
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ISN'T IT CUTE?
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- DON'T WORRY.
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IT'LL GROW OUT.
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- SO I SAID I THOUGHT
IT WAS CUTE.
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- REALLY?
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- WHY DOESN'T ANYONE
BELIEVE ME?
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- WHAT WAS WRONG
WITH BROOKE'S OLD NOSE?
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- IT WASN'T CUTE.
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IT HAD, LIKE,
AN EXTRA BONE IN IT.
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- HEY, IT'S ALMOST TIME
FOR DESSERT.
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COULD WE DISCUSS
LIPOSUCTION NOW?
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- I JUST DON'T LIKE THE IDEA
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OF YOU GIRLS TALKING
ABOUT COSMETIC SURGERY.
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MAYBE WHEN YOU'RE OLDER
AND YOU'RE DOING IT FOR YOURSELF
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OR THERE'S A SOUND
PROFESSIONAL REASON FOR IT.
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I MEAN, YOU NEED TO BE
PRESENTABLE.
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YES, IT'S A DOUBLE STANDARD,
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BUT WOMEN IN BUSINESS
ARE JUDGED ON THEIR LOOKS,
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AND THERE'S
NO GETTING AROUND THAT.
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BUT BREAST IMPLANTS...
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I JUST DON'T KNOW.
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- RIGHT.
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- I MEAN, WHEN A WOMAN
IS ELECTED PRESIDENT,
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IT WON'T BE BECAUSE
SHE GOT BREAST IMPLANTS.
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- AT LEAST HER PEOPLE
WILL DENY IT.
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- JAKE,
I COULD USE SOME HELP HERE.
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- UH, N-NO, HONEY.
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YOU LOOK GREAT.
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EVERYBODY LOOKS GREAT.
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PERFECT.
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- THAT'S NOT WHAT I--
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- I'M NOT PERFECT.
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MY NOSE HAS...
INPERFECTIONS.
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- THAT'S IMPERFECTIONS,
SWEETIE.
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- I KNEW IT.
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- AH, HELL.
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[dog barking]
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- UH, OW!
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- WANT TO BORROW MY STAPLER?
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- OH!
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[school bell rings]
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- NOW, KEVIN.
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WHAT HAPPENED LAST WEEK
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WHEN YOU WALKED DOWN THE STREET
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SAYING HELLO TO PEOPLE?
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- 12 PEOPLE SMILED BACK.
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15 SAID HELLO.
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8 SAID HI.
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- AND, MR. FOOTBALL HERO,
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WHAT HAPPENED THIS WEEK
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WHEN YOU SAID HELLO TO PEOPLE
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WEARING
YOUR SPECIAL UGLY FACE?
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- 14 PEOPLE PRETENDED
NOT TO SEE ME.
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5 CROSSED THE STREET
TO GET AWAY.
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7 RAN.
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3 CALLED THE POLICE,
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AND I'M PRETTY SURE
THIS ONE GUY FIRED A SHOT.
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- AND SO WHAT DOES
THIS EXPERIMENT TEACH US
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ABOUT HOW THE PERCEPTION
OF ATTRACTIVENESS
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AFFECTS HUMAN BEHAVIOR?
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BRITTANY?
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- OH, KEVVY.
WHAT HAVE THEY DONE TO YOU?
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- IT'S JUST MAKEUP, BABE.
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- DON'T TOUCH ME, YOU FREAK.
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- CAN I TAKE THIS STUFF
OFF NOW?
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I DON'T LIKE NOT BEING LIKED.
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- PUT THAT BACK.
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YOU'LL TAKE IT OFF
WHEN I'VE CRUSHED YOUR EGO.
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HUH, I MEAN
WHEN THE EXPERIMENT'S OVER.
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- MS. BARCH, WOULD YOU PLEASE
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SEND DARIA MORGENDORFFER
TO THE OFFICE?
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HER SISTER--
- COUSIN.
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- EM, HER COUSIN NEEDS HER.
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- I DON'T KNOW HOW I'LL
MAKE UP THE CLASS WORK.
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- NOT EVEN THE WART?
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- THE WART'S THE BEST PART.
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- WHAT'S RHINOPLASTY?
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- EXACTLY WHAT IT SOUNDS LIKE.
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- WELL, THEY COULD USE IT,
I GUESS.
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- HOW ARE THE CRAMPS?
- SHUT UP.
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- I'M TRULY TOUCHED.
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NOT ONLY DID YOU GET
OUT OF CLASS BY FAKING SICK,
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BUT YOU CONVINCED THE NURSE TO
LET YOUR SISTER TAKE YOU HOME.
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OF COURSE, WE DON'T APPEAR
TO BE GOING HOME.
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- I NEED YOU TO BE MY ALIBI.
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- GENERALLY
YOU WANT YOUR ALIBI
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NOT TO BE A WITNESS
AT THE SCENE OF THE CRIME.
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- I JUST NEED YOU HERE, OKAY?
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- UH, OKAY.
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WHY?
- WHY WHAT?
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- WHY ME AND NOT ONE
OF YOUR HUNDREDS OF FRIENDS?
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- I NEED, UH...
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SOMEONE WHO HAS KNOWN ME
FOR A WHILE
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WHO'S, LIKE, THAT THING.
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- WHAT THING?
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- YOU KNOW, HONEST.
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DON'T TELL ANYONE,
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OR I'LL JUST SAY
YOU FOLLOWED ME.
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- RIGHT.
GOOD PLAN.
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- ♪ LA-LA, LA, LA-LA ♪
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♪ LA-LA, LA, LA-LA ♪
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- I CAN'T BELIEVE THOSE GUYS
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WENT TO SEE DR. SHAR WITHOUT ME.
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- HOW DO YOU KNOW
THEY CAME HERE?
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HOW DO YOU KNOW
THEY DIDN'T JUST ALL GO
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TO THE STUFFED ANIMAL STORE
WITHOUT YOU?
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- DIDN'T YOU SEE THE WAY THEY
LOOKED AT BROOKE'S NEW NOSE?
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WHERE ELSE COULD THEY HAVE GONE?
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- BUT THEY ALL HAVE NOSES
LIKE YOURS.
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- RUB IT IN, WHY DON'T YOU?
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- NOTICED HOW
THEY ARE UNSHAPELY
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AND REPORTED THIS IN A STUDY
CONDUCTED IN 1982.
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FROM THE FIRST TIME MAN AND
WOMAN GAZED UPON THEMSELVES
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IN THE RIPPLES
OF A SUN-DAPPLED POOL,
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HUMAN BEINGS HAVE BEEN BLESSED,
AND BURDENED,
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BY AWARENESS
OF THEIR OWN IMAGE.
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BUT WHAT DOES THIS HAVE TO DO
WITH YOUR THIGHS?
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- NOW, HOW ARE THEY
GONNA EXPLAIN THIS
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TO THE OTHER MONKEYS?
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- WE'VE BEEN HERE AN HOUR.
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WHEN'S MY GIRLFRIEND GONNA
GET HER NEW RACK?
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- DR. SHAR'S VERY BUSY, SIR.
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QUINN MORGENDORFFER.
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- HEY, WAIT.
WE WERE HERE FIRST.
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OH, WHOA.
EMERGENCY.
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I UNDERSTAND.
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- OF COURSE IT'S GONNA BE
HARDER TO BREATHE, HON.
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THOSE NOSTRILS ARE ITTY-BITTY
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COMPARED TO THE ONES YOU HAD.
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TRY BREATHING
THROUGH YOUR MOUTH.
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GO ON, TRY IT.
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THAT'S RIGHT.
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IN, OUT.
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THAT SOUNDS GOOD.
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AGAIN, SWEETIE.
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IN...
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OUT.
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YOU KEEP THAT GOING.
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BYE.
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SO HELLO THERE, QUINN,
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WHICHEVER ONE OF YOU IS QUINN.
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WHAT BRINGS YOU HERE?
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- IT'S MY NOSE.
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- OH, HONEY, NOTHING
WRONG WITH THAT NOSE.
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THAT'S A PRETTY LITTLE SCHNOZ.
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- IT'S A SCHNOZ?
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- NO, IT'S THE TINIEST
LITTLE THING.
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- THANK YOU.
CAN YOU FIX IT?
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- OH, HONEY,
I WOULDN'T TOUCH IT.
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IT WOULD BE A CRIME
AGAINST NATURE...
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AND AN ETHICS VIOLATION
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DR. SHAR JUST DOESN'T NEED
RIGHT NOW.
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BUT LET'S SEE
IF WE CAN'T DO SOMETHING.
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QUINN, WOULD YOU LIKE TO SEE
YOURSELF WITH CHEEKBONES?
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- I HAVE CHEEKBONES.
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- WE ALL DO, HONEY.
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AND MAYBE THAT BABY FAT
WILL DROP AWAY
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AND YOURS WILL SHOW.
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YOU NEVER KNOW.
243
00:09:14,221 --> 00:09:19,391
BUT FOR $2,300, THIS MONTH ONLY,
YOU CAN BE SURE.
244
00:09:19,393 --> 00:09:21,159
- I DON'T HAVE CHEEKBONES.
245
00:09:21,161 --> 00:09:22,527
- ALL RIGHT, HONEY.
246
00:09:22,529 --> 00:09:25,897
LET'S MAKE SOME LIPS...
247
00:09:25,899 --> 00:09:29,267
DIMPLE YOU UP.
248
00:09:29,269 --> 00:09:32,470
TWO MORE.
249
00:09:32,472 --> 00:09:34,672
SOMETHING'S MISSING.
250
00:09:34,674 --> 00:09:37,675
OOH, I KNOW.
251
00:09:37,677 --> 00:09:39,310
AND AS LONG AS WE'RE HERE,
252
00:09:39,312 --> 00:09:41,613
LET'S DO SOMETHING
ABOUT THAT HAIR.
253
00:09:41,615 --> 00:09:43,547
[computer beeps]
254
00:09:48,155 --> 00:09:50,288
- I AM TOO CUTE.
255
00:09:50,290 --> 00:09:53,291
- AND ONLY $6,000,
SO FAR.
256
00:09:53,293 --> 00:09:54,492
ANYTHING ELSE?
257
00:09:54,494 --> 00:09:56,094
- COULD I SEE
WHAT SHE'D LOOK LIKE
258
00:09:56,096 --> 00:09:59,163
WITH EYEBROW RIDGES
AND A LARGE SLOPING FOREHEAD?
259
00:09:59,165 --> 00:10:01,933
- ALL RIGHT, FUNNY GAL,
YOUR TURN.
260
00:10:01,935 --> 00:10:03,668
- NO.
THANK YOU.
261
00:10:03,670 --> 00:10:05,169
- NOTHING TO BE AFRAID OF.
262
00:10:05,171 --> 00:10:06,404
- I'M NOT AFRAID.
263
00:10:06,406 --> 00:10:07,972
- IT'LL BE FUN.
264
00:10:07,974 --> 00:10:09,674
- I DON'T LIKE FUN.
265
00:10:09,676 --> 00:10:11,676
- COME ON, DARIA.
266
00:10:11,678 --> 00:10:14,645
[camera whirs]
267
00:10:14,647 --> 00:10:17,948
- OH, WHERE SHALL WE BEGIN?
268
00:10:17,950 --> 00:10:19,316
HMM.
269
00:10:19,318 --> 00:10:20,518
NOSE,
270
00:10:20,520 --> 00:10:21,519
CHIN,
271
00:10:21,521 --> 00:10:22,720
EYES.
272
00:10:22,722 --> 00:10:24,388
CHEEKS, LIPS, HAIR.
273
00:10:24,390 --> 00:10:25,423
ALL RIGHTY.
274
00:10:25,425 --> 00:10:27,158
LET'S HAVE A LOOK, 'KAY?
275
00:10:27,160 --> 00:10:30,094
[computer beeps and whirs]
276
00:10:34,467 --> 00:10:36,134
IT'S A START.
277
00:10:36,136 --> 00:10:37,369
- OH, LOOK, DARIA.
278
00:10:37,371 --> 00:10:39,104
YOU'RE CUTE.
279
00:10:39,106 --> 00:10:40,338
DR. SHAR, DO YOU THINK MAYBE
280
00:10:40,340 --> 00:10:43,074
I COULD GET A COUPLE
MORE OF THESE WALLET SIZE?
281
00:10:43,076 --> 00:10:45,377
- WE ALL KNOW ABOUT
THE TERRIBLE ATROCITIES
282
00:10:45,379 --> 00:10:47,545
CAUSED BY AMERICA'S LUST
FOR VEAL,
283
00:10:47,547 --> 00:10:50,081
BUT HERE'S SOMETHING NICE
YOU CAN DO FOR CALVES...
284
00:10:50,083 --> 00:10:52,216
CALF IMPLANTS.
285
00:10:52,218 --> 00:10:54,752
- QUINN, HONEY,
I LIKE YOUR ATTITUDE.
286
00:10:54,754 --> 00:10:57,388
YOU'RE OPEN
TO LIFE'S POSSIBILITIES.
287
00:10:57,390 --> 00:10:58,622
- I TRY TO BE.
288
00:10:58,624 --> 00:11:00,391
- BUT YOU, DARIA,
289
00:11:00,393 --> 00:11:02,927
I HATE TO SEE A YOUNG LADY
GIVE UP ON HERSELF
290
00:11:02,929 --> 00:11:04,595
AT SUCH AN EARLY AGE.
291
00:11:04,597 --> 00:11:05,930
- I DON'T CONSIDER REJECTING
292
00:11:05,932 --> 00:11:07,698
THE DR. FRANKENSTEIN APPROACH
293
00:11:07,700 --> 00:11:08,766
GIVING UP.
294
00:11:08,768 --> 00:11:10,568
- IT PUTS A FROWN ON MY FACE,
295
00:11:10,570 --> 00:11:13,304
AND I DON'T LIKE HAVING
A FROWN ON MY FACE.
296
00:11:13,306 --> 00:11:15,540
- MAYBE YOU CAN INJECT COLLAGEN
INTO YOUR LIPS
297
00:11:15,542 --> 00:11:17,708
IN THE SHAPE OF A SMILE.
298
00:11:17,710 --> 00:11:18,809
- THIS IS FOR YOU, DARIA.
299
00:11:18,811 --> 00:11:20,678
OPEN IT WHEN YOU'VE GOT
SOME FREE TIME.
300
00:11:20,680 --> 00:11:22,113
THEN I WANT YOU TO EXAMINE IT,
301
00:11:22,115 --> 00:11:23,481
GET COMFORTABLE WITH IT.
302
00:11:23,483 --> 00:11:24,749
THINK ABOUT IT CAREFULLY.
303
00:11:24,751 --> 00:11:26,317
CHANGE YOUR ATTITUDE, HON.
304
00:11:26,319 --> 00:11:27,652
CHANGE YOUR LIFE.
305
00:11:27,654 --> 00:11:30,821
- IT'S NOT LEFTOVER
NOSE PIECES, IS IT?
306
00:11:30,823 --> 00:11:32,957
- HUMOR MAY LIFT
YOUR SPIRITS, DARIA.
307
00:11:32,959 --> 00:11:35,359
BUT IT TAKES A PROFESSIONAL
TO LIFT YOUR BUTTOCKS.
308
00:11:35,361 --> 00:11:37,729
[laughs]
309
00:11:37,731 --> 00:11:39,130
DOCTORS' JOKE.
310
00:11:39,132 --> 00:11:40,564
HAVE A NICE DAY, GIRLS.
311
00:11:40,566 --> 00:11:46,070
AND REMEMBER, MONEY CAN MAKE
ANYONE BEAUTIFUL.
312
00:11:46,072 --> 00:11:47,238
- DON'T WORRY.
313
00:11:47,240 --> 00:11:49,474
YOU'RE GONNA BE ALL RIGHT.
314
00:11:50,544 --> 00:11:51,776
- I'M A MESS,
315
00:11:51,778 --> 00:11:54,512
AND IT'LL COST
$6,000 TO FIX.
316
00:11:54,514 --> 00:11:58,049
- YOU'RE NOT REALLY GONNA TAKE
THAT WOMAN SERIOUSLY, ARE YOU?
317
00:11:58,051 --> 00:11:59,651
SHE EARNS HER LIVING
318
00:11:59,653 --> 00:12:02,286
MAKING PEOPLE FEEL BAD
ABOUT THEIR LOOKS.
319
00:12:02,288 --> 00:12:04,355
- YOU'RE JUST MAD 'CAUSE
SHE FIGURED YOU OUT.
320
00:12:04,357 --> 00:12:07,892
DR. SHAR IS REALLY SMART
ABOUT PEOPLE.
321
00:12:07,894 --> 00:12:08,993
- OH, YEAH.
322
00:12:08,995 --> 00:12:11,729
SHE'S GOT MY NUMBER, ALL RIGHT.
323
00:12:11,731 --> 00:12:13,864
"DR. SHAR'S PRE-IMPLANT
324
00:12:13,866 --> 00:12:16,768
"TEMPORARY BUST AUGMENTATIONS,
325
00:12:16,770 --> 00:12:18,936
FOR EVALUATION PURPOSES ONLY."
326
00:12:18,938 --> 00:12:22,740
SHE KNEW JUST WHAT I NEEDED:
PRACTICE BOOBS.
327
00:12:24,077 --> 00:12:25,510
SO FIRST SHE TELLS QUINN
328
00:12:25,512 --> 00:12:28,012
THAT SHE CAN FIX HER UP
FOR $6,000.
329
00:12:28,014 --> 00:12:29,146
- MISS PERT AND PRETTY?
330
00:12:29,148 --> 00:12:31,582
WHAT COULD SHE POSSIBLY NEED
FOR SIX "G"s
331
00:12:31,584 --> 00:12:33,217
OTHER THAN A NEW PERSONALITY?
332
00:12:33,219 --> 00:12:34,652
- WAIT, THERE'S MORE.
333
00:12:34,654 --> 00:12:37,688
THEN SHE ANNOUNCES FOR 20 GRAND,
SHE CAN FIX ME,
334
00:12:37,690 --> 00:12:39,490
WHICH MEANS SHE CAN MAKE ME
LOOK LIKE QUINN.
335
00:12:39,492 --> 00:12:41,926
- WHAT DO YOU WANT TO LOOK
LIKE THAT LOSER FOR?
336
00:12:41,928 --> 00:12:44,829
SHE NEEDS $6,000 WORTH
OF PLASTIC SURGERY.
337
00:12:44,831 --> 00:12:46,297
- AND THEN TO TOP OFF THE DAY,
338
00:12:46,299 --> 00:12:48,833
SHE SENDS ME HOME
WITH A PAIR OF FAKE BOOBS.
339
00:12:48,835 --> 00:12:51,002
SAYS THEY'LL CHANGE
MY ATTITUDE.
340
00:12:51,004 --> 00:12:53,670
- BOY, SHE WAS REALLY TRYING
TO MAKE YOU INSECURE.
341
00:12:53,672 --> 00:12:55,306
- I KNOW.
342
00:12:55,308 --> 00:12:57,208
IF I DIDN'T HAVE
SUCH LOW SELF-ESTEEM,
343
00:12:57,210 --> 00:12:58,509
SHE MIGHT HAVE GOTTEN TO ME.
344
00:12:58,511 --> 00:13:00,677
- ANYWAY, I DON'T THINK
YOUR ATTITUDE'S SO BAD.
345
00:13:00,679 --> 00:13:03,447
YOU PROBABLY ONLY NEED
ONE FAKE BOOB.
346
00:13:04,717 --> 00:13:06,817
- I'M REALLY MAD AT YOU GUYS.
347
00:13:06,819 --> 00:13:08,786
- OH, WHY IS THAT?
348
00:13:08,788 --> 00:13:11,856
- BECAUSE YOU ALL WENT AND GOT
NOSE JOBS WITHOUT ME.
349
00:13:11,858 --> 00:13:13,791
- BUT YOU'D NEVER GET
A NOSE JOB.
350
00:13:13,793 --> 00:13:15,426
YOU'RE NOT THAT SHALLOW.
351
00:13:15,428 --> 00:13:16,427
- HOW DO YOU KNOW?
352
00:13:16,429 --> 00:13:18,596
- BECAUSE A REALLY DEEP
PERSON LIKE YOU
353
00:13:18,598 --> 00:13:20,865
HAS TOO MANY IMPORTANT THINGS
ON HER MIND,
354
00:13:20,867 --> 00:13:22,300
LIKE THE NEWS OR SOMETHING,
355
00:13:22,302 --> 00:13:23,734
TO PAY ATTENTION
TO HER APPEARANCE.
356
00:13:23,736 --> 00:13:25,636
- THAT'S NOT TRUE.
357
00:13:25,638 --> 00:13:28,472
- BUT, QUINN, WHAT ELSE
COULD POSSIBLY ACCOUNT
358
00:13:28,474 --> 00:13:32,043
FOR YOUR SHOWING UP AT SCHOOL
IN SUCH A DATED OUTFIT?
359
00:13:32,045 --> 00:13:34,379
- BUT YOU HELPED ME
BUY THIS OUTFIT.
360
00:13:34,381 --> 00:13:37,749
- THAT WAS DAYS AGO,
WEEKS, IF MEMORY SERVES.
361
00:13:37,751 --> 00:13:39,683
OF COURSE, SO MUCH
TIME HAS PASSED,
362
00:13:39,685 --> 00:13:40,684
I COULD BE WRONG.
363
00:13:40,686 --> 00:13:41,919
- WELL, WHATEVER.
364
00:13:41,921 --> 00:13:44,222
ANYWAY, I COULD HAVE COME ALONG
FOR MORAL SUPPORT.
365
00:13:44,224 --> 00:13:46,724
- LIKE YOU WERE SO SUPPORTIVE
WITH BROOKE?
366
00:13:46,726 --> 00:13:47,791
- OH, MY GOD.
367
00:13:47,793 --> 00:13:49,560
LOOK.
368
00:13:49,562 --> 00:13:50,862
- IT'S BROOKE.
369
00:13:50,864 --> 00:13:53,564
- OH, NO.
370
00:13:53,566 --> 00:13:55,432
SHE'S BEAUTIFUL.
371
00:13:58,004 --> 00:14:00,037
- ♪ LA-LA, LA, LA-LA ♪
372
00:14:00,039 --> 00:14:02,539
♪ LA-LA, LA, LA-LA ♪
373
00:14:05,445 --> 00:14:07,111
- HI, SANDI, STACY, TIFFANY,
374
00:14:07,113 --> 00:14:08,379
EVERYBODY.
375
00:14:08,381 --> 00:14:09,380
- [together] BROOKE.
376
00:14:09,382 --> 00:14:11,015
- OH, MY GOD, BROOKE.
377
00:14:11,017 --> 00:14:12,884
YOU HAVE SUCH A CUTE WAIST.
378
00:14:12,886 --> 00:14:14,452
I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW YOU HAD ONE.
379
00:14:14,454 --> 00:14:15,453
- I DIDN'T.
380
00:14:15,455 --> 00:14:17,388
DR. SHAR LIPOSUCKED
ONE OUT FOR ME.
381
00:14:17,390 --> 00:14:18,389
- EXCELLENT.
382
00:14:18,391 --> 00:14:19,624
- NOT ONLY THAT,
383
00:14:19,626 --> 00:14:20,792
SHE TOOK THE FAT, YOU KNOW,
384
00:14:20,794 --> 00:14:21,893
THAT SHE SUCKED OUT,
385
00:14:21,895 --> 00:14:23,961
AND GAVE ME
THESE LUSCIOUS LIPS.
386
00:14:23,963 --> 00:14:26,230
- IT'S LIKE A DREAM COME TRUE.
387
00:14:26,232 --> 00:14:28,799
- DR. SHAR SAYS IT'LL
ONLY LAST A FEW MONTHS,
388
00:14:28,801 --> 00:14:30,901
BUT FORTUNATELY,
I'VE STILL GOT MY BUTT.
389
00:14:30,903 --> 00:14:32,736
[laughter]
390
00:14:32,738 --> 00:14:34,305
NO, SERIOUSLY.
391
00:14:34,307 --> 00:14:37,007
DR. SHAR SAYS THE AVERAGE FEMALE
HAS ENOUGH FAT IN HER BUTT
392
00:14:37,009 --> 00:14:39,444
TO KEEP HER LIPS LUSCIOUS
UNTIL SHE'S, LIKE, 70.
393
00:14:39,446 --> 00:14:41,779
- GOD WORKS IN MYSTERIOUS WAYS.
394
00:14:41,781 --> 00:14:43,814
- BROOKE, I MUST SAY,
395
00:14:43,816 --> 00:14:47,652
AND I MEAN THIS
IN A NOT SHALLOW WAY,
396
00:14:47,654 --> 00:14:49,654
YOU ARE TOTALLY CUTE NOW.
397
00:14:49,656 --> 00:14:50,988
- SUPER CUTE.
398
00:14:50,990 --> 00:14:52,289
- WAIT, SO DOES THAT MEAN
399
00:14:52,291 --> 00:14:53,991
I CAN JOIN THE FASHION CLUB?
400
00:14:53,993 --> 00:14:55,126
- WHO KNOWS?
401
00:14:55,128 --> 00:14:57,662
WE MAY HAVE AN OPENING SOON.
402
00:14:57,664 --> 00:15:01,733
WHAT'S THE RULE,
LAST HIRED, FIRST FIRED?
403
00:15:01,735 --> 00:15:03,634
[school bell rings]
404
00:15:03,636 --> 00:15:04,735
- YOU BRING THEM?
405
00:15:04,737 --> 00:15:07,571
- YEAH.
406
00:15:07,573 --> 00:15:08,972
- HOW'S THE SCIENCE PROJECT?
407
00:15:08,974 --> 00:15:11,008
- OKAY.
408
00:15:11,010 --> 00:15:12,109
DARIA...
409
00:15:12,111 --> 00:15:13,677
[unintelligible]
410
00:15:13,679 --> 00:15:14,611
- WHAT?
411
00:15:17,017 --> 00:15:18,049
- DARIA.
412
00:15:18,051 --> 00:15:19,617
MAN, I NEED YOUR ADVICE.
413
00:15:19,619 --> 00:15:21,318
YOU'RE USED TO BEING UNPOPULAR.
414
00:15:21,320 --> 00:15:22,420
- THANKS.
415
00:15:22,422 --> 00:15:23,687
- IT'S REALLY BUMMING ME OUT
416
00:15:23,689 --> 00:15:25,255
THAT PEOPLE HATE THE WAY I LOOK.
417
00:15:25,257 --> 00:15:28,592
- WELL, A RESPECTABLE MEMBER
OF THE MEDICAL COMMUNITY
418
00:15:28,594 --> 00:15:31,829
ONCE TOLD ME THAT MONEY
CAN MAKE ANYONE BEAUTIFUL.
419
00:15:31,831 --> 00:15:35,666
- HEY, THANKS, DARIA.
420
00:15:37,837 --> 00:15:39,470
- WHAT DO YOU THINK
HE THINKS YOU MEANT?
421
00:15:39,472 --> 00:15:41,772
- WHAT'S THE DIFFERENCE?
HE'S GONE.
422
00:15:41,774 --> 00:15:42,940
- TRUE ENOUGH.
423
00:15:42,942 --> 00:15:44,675
WELL, COME ON.
WHERE ARE THEY?
424
00:15:44,677 --> 00:15:46,043
- IN HERE.
425
00:15:46,045 --> 00:15:48,446
- OH, DARIA, DON'T BE SHY.
426
00:15:48,448 --> 00:15:50,381
SHOW ME YOUR BOOBS.
427
00:15:54,187 --> 00:15:57,088
HMM, AND WHY DID I THINK
THIS WOULD BE MORE INTERESTING?
428
00:15:57,090 --> 00:15:58,455
- GOOD DAY, LADIES.
429
00:15:58,457 --> 00:15:59,723
WHAT'S IN THE BOX?
430
00:15:59,725 --> 00:16:02,292
ART PROJECT?
SCIENCE EXPERIMENT?
431
00:16:02,294 --> 00:16:03,794
ADORABLE LITTLE PET?
[barks]
432
00:16:03,796 --> 00:16:05,495
- A LITTLE OF EACH, UPCHUCK.
433
00:16:05,497 --> 00:16:10,467
TAKE A LOOK.
434
00:16:10,469 --> 00:16:11,668
- HMM.
435
00:16:11,670 --> 00:16:14,038
CALL ME COUNTRY BUMPKIN.
436
00:16:14,040 --> 00:16:15,472
BUT WHAT IS IT?
437
00:16:15,474 --> 00:16:16,673
- IT'S A FAKE BOOB.
438
00:16:16,675 --> 00:16:18,809
- [shuddering noises]
439
00:16:18,811 --> 00:16:20,711
[shrieks]
440
00:16:20,713 --> 00:16:23,981
- I GUESS HE'S NOT QUITE READY
FOR A PHYSICAL RELATIONSHIP.
441
00:16:23,983 --> 00:16:25,315
- DARIA.
442
00:16:25,317 --> 00:16:26,951
DARIA, I NEED TO...
443
00:16:26,953 --> 00:16:28,920
SHOO, SHOO.
444
00:16:28,922 --> 00:16:30,854
I NEED TO BORROW $6,000.
445
00:16:30,856 --> 00:16:32,423
- I DON'T HAVE $6,000.
446
00:16:32,425 --> 00:16:33,724
- IT'S AN EMERGENCY.
447
00:16:33,726 --> 00:16:36,060
- WELL, IF IT'S AN EMERGENCY...
448
00:16:36,062 --> 00:16:37,495
- HERE'S WHAT YOU DO.
449
00:16:37,497 --> 00:16:39,863
TELL MOM AND DAD
THAT DR. SHAR SAYS
450
00:16:39,865 --> 00:16:41,165
YOU NEED HUMAN GROWTH HORMONE.
451
00:16:41,167 --> 00:16:42,166
THEY'LL BELIEVE THAT.
452
00:16:42,168 --> 00:16:43,201
- I WOULD.
453
00:16:43,203 --> 00:16:44,935
- BUT INSTEAD,
DR. SHAR WILL DO ME
454
00:16:44,937 --> 00:16:46,304
AND CHARGE THEM FOR YOU.
455
00:16:46,306 --> 00:16:47,738
AND YOU'LL PROBABLY GROW
ANYWAY.
456
00:16:47,740 --> 00:16:48,872
- GOOD PLAN.
457
00:16:48,874 --> 00:16:49,940
BUT WHAT MAKES YOU THINK
458
00:16:49,942 --> 00:16:51,608
DR. SHAR IS GONNA GO FOR THIS?
459
00:16:51,610 --> 00:16:53,077
- IT WAS HER IDEA.
460
00:16:53,079 --> 00:16:54,945
- I CAN'T HAVE THIS
ON MY CONSCIENCE.
461
00:16:54,947 --> 00:16:56,680
- YOU DON'T HAVE A CONSCIENCE.
462
00:16:56,682 --> 00:16:58,216
- WHAT I MEANT WAS,
463
00:16:58,218 --> 00:16:59,717
I DON'T FEEL LIKE IT.
464
00:16:59,719 --> 00:17:01,385
- YOU'VE GOT TO.
465
00:17:01,387 --> 00:17:03,854
WHERE ELSE AM I
GONNA GET $6,000?
466
00:17:03,856 --> 00:17:06,657
- TAKE UP A COLLECTION?
467
00:17:08,261 --> 00:17:10,828
- YOU'RE PAYING FOR MY THERAPY.
468
00:17:10,830 --> 00:17:13,463
- SO YOU SEE, WHEN YOU
CONTRIBUTE TO MY SURGERY,
469
00:17:13,465 --> 00:17:16,133
IT'S LIKE WE'RE ALL
SHARING THE SURGERY.
470
00:17:16,135 --> 00:17:18,535
WE'RE MAKING A STATEMENT
ABOUT SOLIDARITY.
471
00:17:18,537 --> 00:17:20,071
- SOLIDARITY?
472
00:17:20,073 --> 00:17:22,906
- YOU KNOW,
SISTERHOOD IS POWERFUL.
473
00:17:22,908 --> 00:17:26,677
- AREN'T YOU A LITTLE WORRIED
THAT THERE MAY BE A HELL?
474
00:17:26,679 --> 00:17:29,180
- IT'S NOT EVEN LIKE
I'M DOING IT FOR ME.
475
00:17:29,182 --> 00:17:32,249
I'M DOING IT
TO BRING HONOR TO THE SCHOOL.
476
00:17:32,251 --> 00:17:36,386
- WELL, THEN WHY DON'T YOU APPLY
FOR A FEDERAL GRANT, DEAR?
477
00:17:36,388 --> 00:17:37,721
SEND AN INQUIRY TO
478
00:17:37,723 --> 00:17:40,390
THE U.S. DEPARTMENT
OF DELUDED ADOLESCENTS.
479
00:17:40,392 --> 00:17:45,062
- IS THAT E-N-C-E OR E-N-T-S?
480
00:17:45,064 --> 00:17:47,531
- SO WHAT DO WE GET
IF WE PLEDGE?
481
00:17:47,533 --> 00:17:51,068
- YOU GET TO LOOK AT ME WALKING
AROUND LIKE THIS ALL DAY.
482
00:17:51,070 --> 00:17:53,905
- NO, LIKE, WHAT DO WE GET?
483
00:17:53,907 --> 00:17:57,507
[laughter]
484
00:17:57,509 --> 00:17:59,944
- THE SAME THING
YOU'RE GETTING NOW:
485
00:17:59,946 --> 00:18:02,446
NOTHING.
486
00:18:02,448 --> 00:18:04,414
[school bell rings]
487
00:18:04,416 --> 00:18:06,083
- PLEDGE DRIVE NOT GOING WELL?
488
00:18:06,085 --> 00:18:08,852
- PEOPLE ARE SO SHALLOW.
489
00:18:08,854 --> 00:18:10,821
HERE, THIS IS ALL I GOT,
490
00:18:10,823 --> 00:18:12,123
AND IT'S FOR YOU FROM UPCHUCK.
491
00:18:12,125 --> 00:18:13,524
- WHY?
- DEPOSIT.
492
00:18:13,526 --> 00:18:15,660
HE WANTS TO RENT THAT FAKE BOOB
FOR THE WEEKEND.
493
00:18:15,662 --> 00:18:17,094
- LISTEN, QUINN...
494
00:18:17,096 --> 00:18:18,729
- YOU KNOW, MAYBE
I SHOULD GET BOOBS.
495
00:18:18,731 --> 00:18:20,398
I BET IF I GOT SOME BOOBS
ON CREDIT,
496
00:18:20,400 --> 00:18:22,065
I COULD GET THE REST
OF THE MONEY IN NO TIME.
497
00:18:22,067 --> 00:18:23,100
- QUINN...
498
00:18:23,102 --> 00:18:24,335
- OR MAYBE DR. SHAR
WOULD GIVE ME
499
00:18:24,337 --> 00:18:26,136
A PART-TIME JOB SWEEPING UP FAT
OR SOMETHING.
500
00:18:26,138 --> 00:18:27,305
- QUINN.
501
00:18:27,307 --> 00:18:29,307
- I MEAN, I LIKE BEING
ATTRACTIVE AND POPULAR.
502
00:18:29,309 --> 00:18:31,409
IT'S, LIKE, ME, OKAY?
503
00:18:31,411 --> 00:18:34,312
SO IF DR. SHAR MAKES EVERYBODY
ELSE ATTRACTIVE AND POPULAR,
504
00:18:34,314 --> 00:18:37,281
THEN I'LL HAVE TO BE EVEN MORE
ATTRACTIVE JUST TO KEEP UP.
505
00:18:37,283 --> 00:18:39,617
AND THEN IF THEY, LIKE, GO BACK
TO HER TO CATCH UP TO ME,
506
00:18:39,619 --> 00:18:41,051
THEN I'LL HAVE TO GO BACK,
507
00:18:41,053 --> 00:18:42,286
AND PRETTY SOON
IT'LL BE, LIKE,
508
00:18:42,288 --> 00:18:44,622
ONE OF THOSE VICIOUS THINGS.
509
00:18:44,624 --> 00:18:46,790
WHERE WILL IT END, DARIA?
510
00:18:46,792 --> 00:18:48,492
WHERE WILL IT END?
511
00:18:48,494 --> 00:18:50,294
- YOU DON'T NEED
SURGERY, QUINN.
512
00:18:50,296 --> 00:18:52,496
I WAS HOPING
IT WOULDN'T COME TO THIS,
513
00:18:52,498 --> 00:18:54,899
AND I'LL DENY I EVER SAID IT,
514
00:18:54,901 --> 00:18:57,434
BUT THERE'S NOTHING WRONG
WITH YOU...PHYSICALLY.
515
00:18:57,436 --> 00:18:58,870
YOU'VE GOT THE KIND OF LOOKS
516
00:18:58,872 --> 00:19:01,739
THAT MAKE OTHER GIRLS
MENTALLY ILL, SO STOP IT.
517
00:19:01,741 --> 00:19:04,208
YOU DON'T NEED
ANY PLASTIC SURGERY.
518
00:19:04,210 --> 00:19:06,476
YOU'RE PERFECT.
519
00:19:06,478 --> 00:19:09,180
- WHY DO I BOTHER
TALKING TO YOU?
520
00:19:09,182 --> 00:19:10,648
- OH, MY GOD.
- OH, MY GOD.
521
00:19:10,650 --> 00:19:11,982
- OH, MY GOD.
- OH, MY GOD.
522
00:19:11,984 --> 00:19:12,983
- OH, MY GOD.
523
00:19:12,985 --> 00:19:14,151
- OH, MY GOD, WHAT?
524
00:19:14,153 --> 00:19:16,086
- DID YOU HEAR
WHAT HAPPENED TO BROOKE?
525
00:19:16,088 --> 00:19:17,555
- YEAH, SHE'S SUPER CUTE.
526
00:19:17,557 --> 00:19:19,790
- SHE HAD A NASAL RELAPSE.
527
00:19:19,792 --> 00:19:20,891
- WE WERE JUST TALKING...
528
00:19:20,893 --> 00:19:22,125
- AND IT WAS HORRIBLE.
529
00:19:22,127 --> 00:19:23,360
- THE WHOLE THING...
530
00:19:23,362 --> 00:19:25,930
- JUST CAVED IN.
531
00:19:25,932 --> 00:19:27,198
- THAT'S HORRIBLE.
532
00:19:27,200 --> 00:19:29,600
- YOU COULD, LIKE,
SEE HER BRAIN,
533
00:19:29,602 --> 00:19:31,602
OR AT LEAST THAT'S WHAT
TIFFANY HEARD FROM DOUG
534
00:19:31,604 --> 00:19:32,736
WHO HEARD IT FROM BRENDA,
535
00:19:32,738 --> 00:19:34,404
WHOSE COUSIN WORKS
IN THE EMERGENCY ROOM.
536
00:19:34,406 --> 00:19:36,373
- AT ANOTHER HOSPITAL
IN BELGIUM.
537
00:19:36,375 --> 00:19:37,708
- AND HER NEW LIPS:
538
00:19:37,710 --> 00:19:39,209
ALL THE FAT IN THE TOP
539
00:19:39,211 --> 00:19:41,011
SLIPPED DOWN TO THE BOTTOM.
540
00:19:41,013 --> 00:19:43,647
NOW SHE LOOKS LIKE
ONE OF THOSE BEER DOGS ON TV.
541
00:19:43,649 --> 00:19:45,048
- THAT POOR GIRL.
542
00:19:45,050 --> 00:19:48,218
- YEAH, NOW SHE LOOKS EVEN
LESS CUTE THAN SHE DID BEFORE.
543
00:19:48,220 --> 00:19:52,156
MAYBE THE FASHION CLUB SHOULD
SEND HER FLOWERS OR SOMETHING.
544
00:19:52,158 --> 00:19:55,025
I MEAN, SINCE I GUESS SHE WON'T
BE JOINING ANY TIME SOON.
545
00:19:55,027 --> 00:19:57,194
- YOU ALL MUST BE
VERY UPSET ABOUT THAT.
546
00:19:57,196 --> 00:19:58,662
- MM.
547
00:19:58,664 --> 00:20:00,898
BUT WE'RE LIKE A BUILT-IN
SUPPORT GROUP FOR EACH OTHER.
548
00:20:00,900 --> 00:20:03,033
- A REGULAR KHMER ROUGE.
549
00:20:03,035 --> 00:20:05,936
- WELL, BLUSH IS MORE LIKE IT.
550
00:20:09,375 --> 00:20:10,640
- HEY, HOW YOU DOING?
551
00:20:10,642 --> 00:20:12,409
HERE'S FIVE BUCKS.
552
00:20:12,411 --> 00:20:13,710
- THANKS, DUDE.
553
00:20:13,712 --> 00:20:15,879
GREAT TO MEET YOU.
554
00:20:15,881 --> 00:20:17,214
- HEY, WHAT'S UP?
555
00:20:17,216 --> 00:20:18,649
HERE'S FIVE BUCKS.
556
00:20:18,651 --> 00:20:19,683
- HEY, THANKS, MAN.
557
00:20:19,685 --> 00:20:21,385
YOU'RE PRETTY COOL.
558
00:20:21,387 --> 00:20:22,686
- HEY, COWPOKE.
559
00:20:22,688 --> 00:20:24,721
HOW WOULD YOU LIKE $5?
560
00:20:24,723 --> 00:20:28,392
- [crying loudly]
561
00:20:28,394 --> 00:20:29,593
- OH, WAIT.
562
00:20:29,595 --> 00:20:31,562
I DIDN'T MEAN TO SCARE YOU,
LITTLE GUY.
563
00:20:31,564 --> 00:20:32,830
MAKE IT $10.
564
00:20:32,832 --> 00:20:35,165
- THANKS.
YOU'RE REALLY NICE.
565
00:20:35,167 --> 00:20:36,767
I LIKE YOU.
566
00:20:36,769 --> 00:20:39,436
- ♪ LA-LA, LA, LA-LA ♪
567
00:20:39,438 --> 00:20:42,439
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568
00:20:42,441 --> 00:20:45,442
[rock music]
569
00:20:45,444 --> 00:20:52,182
♪ ♪
570
00:20:52,184 --> 00:20:53,617
♪ LA LA LA ♪
571
00:20:53,619 --> 00:20:56,954
♪ ♪
572
00:20:56,956 --> 00:20:58,455
♪ LA LA LA ♪
573
00:20:58,457 --> 00:21:01,925
♪ ♪
574
00:21:01,927 --> 00:21:03,627
♪ LA LA LA ♪
575
00:21:03,629 --> 00:21:13,303
♪ ♪
576
00:21:13,305 --> 00:21:15,806
♪ LA-LA, LA, LA-LA ♪