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- ♪ LA-LA, LA, LA-LA ♪
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♪ LA-LA, LA, LA-LA ♪
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- [whispers]
THANKS.
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[tires squeal]
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- HOLD IT, YOUNG LADY.
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- FUNNY.
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- WHAT ARE YOU DOING
OUT SO LATE?
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- WHAT ARE YOU DOING
OUT SO LATE?
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- WHAT DO YOU MEAN?
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I'M ALWAYS OUT THIS LATE.
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- THEN YOU CAN TELL ME
HOW TO SNEAK IN.
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- WELL, FOR ONE THING,
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STOP TIPTOEING AROUND
LIKE A GEEK.
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HAVE A LITTLE DIGNITY, DARIA.
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- IF I HAD ANY DIGNITY,
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DO YOU THINK I'D BE OUT HERE
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LETTING YOU TRY AND TEACH ME
HOW TO BE COOL?
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- WHATEVER.
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[window opens]
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- WHAT'S GOING ON DOWN THERE?
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- [whispering]
MORE THREATENING.
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- LET ME HANDLE IT.
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DARN IT!
WHAT'S DOING ON DOWN THERE?
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- JAKE, YOU SOUND LIKE
SUCH A GEEK.
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- IS THIS GONNA TAKE LONG?
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I'M SUPPOSED TO BE SOMEWHERE.
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- OH, IS THERE ANOTHER
TIGHT PANTS SALE
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GOING ON AT THE MALL?
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- DON'T START, GIRLS.
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YOUR FATHER AND I ARE VERY UPSET
THAT YOU BROKE YOUR CURFEW
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LAST NIGHT.
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- I DIDN'T KNOW WE HAD A CURFEW.
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- WELL, THAT'S INTERESTING,
DARIA.
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I DIDN'T EITHER.
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BUT ACCORDING TO YOUR MOTHER--
- JAKE.
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THE POINT IS,
YOU WERE OUT WAY TOO LATE,
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WHICH IS WHY TONIGHT
WE'RE GOING TO--
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- DESTROY OUR LIVES
WITH YOUR CRUSHING RULES
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AND REGULATIONS?
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I CAN'T BREATHE, MOTHER.
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I CAN'T BREATHE!
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- NO.
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TONIGHT WE'RE GOING
TO SET SOME...
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BOUNDARIES.
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AND WE'D LIKE YOUR INPUT.
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- WELL, EVERYBODY KNOWS
THAT LATE CURFEWS
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SHOULD GO TO PEOPLE
WHO CAN REALLY USE THEM:
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ATTRACTIVE AND POPULAR PEOPLE
WITH LOTS OF FRIENDS.
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- WOW, WHO SAID THAT,
THOMAS JEFFERSON?
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OR WAS IT BARBIE?
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- IT CAN'T BE JEFFERSON.
- OF COURSE NOT.
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NO PINHEADED HISTORICAL PERSON
COULD EVER MAKE THAT MUCH SENSE.
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- REALLY.
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- ALL RIGHT, GIRLS.
FORGET THE INPUT.
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- HEY, DOES THIS MEAN WE GET
TO WANDER IN THE DESSERT
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FOR 40 YEARS?
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- AFTER MUCH HARD WORK,
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YOUR FATHER AND I HAVE COME UP
WITH A SET OF GUIDELINES
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I THINK WE ALL CAN LIVE BY.
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- THAT'S RIGHT.
A LOT OF THOUGHT WENT INTO THIS.
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[softly]
DO I NEED TO READ THESE?
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- LATER.
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- WOW, THE NEW SYSTEM SEEMS
REALLY GREAT AND INTERESTING,
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AND I CAN'T WAIT TO SIT DOWN
AND REALLY READ THROUGH IT..
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- OH, BROTHER.
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- BUT RIGHT NOW,
I SORT OF HAVE TO GO.
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I HAVE A DATE.
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- YOU CAN'T GO ON A DATE.
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IT SAYS RIGHT HERE
THAT WE DON'T PERMIT THAT
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ON A SCHOOL NIGHT.
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RULE 18.
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- YOU KNOW WHAT,
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YOU'RE CONFUSED ABOUT MY USE
OF THE WORD "DATE."
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I HAVE A DATE
TO MEET WITH MY, UH,
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ALGEBRA STUDY GROUP.
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- OH.
WELL, THAT SOUNDS OKAY.
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- ALL RIGHT.
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BUT AS PER THE PROCEDURE
OUTLINED IN RULES 21 THROUGH 26,
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MAKE SURE YOU SIGN IN
WHEN YOU GET BACK.
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- YEAH, BYE.
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AND DON'T WAIT UP.
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YOU KNOW HOW STUDY GROUPS ARE.
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- GOOD FOR YOU, QUINN.
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STUDY HARD.
[door closes]
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- AM I THE ONLY ONE WHO SEES
WHAT'S GOING ON AROUND HERE?
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- RULE NUMBER ONE:
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"PERSISTENT QUESTIONING
OF PARENTAL JUDGMENT
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IS PUNISHABLE."
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- [yawns]
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- ♪ THERE SHE IS,
MISS AMERICAN BOOKWORM ♪
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YEAH, YOU GUYS REALLY
MUST HAVE BEEN BURNING
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THE MIDNIGHT OIL LAST NIGHT.
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- WE WEREN'T BURNING ANYTHING.
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- I MEAN
YOUR ALGEBRA STUDY GROUP.
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- WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?
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- THE STUDY GROUP YOU WENT TO.
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THE SIGN-IN SHEET SAYS
YOU GOT BACK AT 11:30.
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BUT NOW THAT I THINK ABOUT IT,
I WENT TO BED AT 11:45.
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HEY, I THOUGHT YOU GOT
THAT WATCH FIXED.
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- A COUPLE OF TIMES.
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PREPARE TO BE BUSTED.
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- QUINN...
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WERE YOU AT A STUDY GROUP
LAST NIGHT,
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OR DID YOU GO ON A DATE?
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- DON'T YOU SEE HOW YOUR RULES
ARE STRANGLING ME?
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YES, I WENT ON A DATE,
BUT WE'RE IN LOVE,
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AND ALL THE RULES
AND REGULATIONS IN THE WORLD
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CAN'T STOP THAT.
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- IN LOVE?
- WITH WHOM?
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- HIS NAME IS CLIFF.
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OOP, NO, WAIT.
IT'S CLINT.
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I'M NOT POSITIVE,
BUT I CAN FIND OUT AT SCHOOL.
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- YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW HIS NAME,
AND YOU'RE IN LOVE WITH HIM!
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- YOU KNOW WHAT,
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YOU'RE CONFUSED ABOUT MY USE
OF THE WORD "LOVE."
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- DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW MANY
OF THESE RULES YOU'VE BROKEN?
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- HOW MANY DAD,
AND WHICH ONES?
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- W-WHAT'S THAT GOT
TO DO WITH IT?
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- UGGHH.
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OKAY, GROUND ME.
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- I WISH IT WERE THAT SIMPLE.
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- EXACTLY.
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WHAT?
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- SO INSTEAD OF SAYING,
"DON'T COME HOME SO LATE,"
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NOW THEY'VE CREATED SOME
ELABORATE PUNISHMENT SYSTEM.
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- YOU MEAN LIKE
A SPANKING MACHINE?
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- I MEAN LIKE FAMILY COURT.
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- DUE PROCESS?
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YIKES.
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- HEY, YOU GUYS WANT
TO BUY TICKETS
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TO THE FACULTY-DJ
ROLLER HOCKEY GAME?
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- ARE YOU KIDDING?
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- WE'LL TAKE TWO.
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- WHAT?
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YOU'RE GONNA PAY
TO WATCH TEACHERS
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SKATE AROUND WITH DJs...
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CLASSIC ROCK DJs?
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- YOU WEREN'T HERE LAST YEAR,
DARIA.
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[cheers and applause]
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- OOO-AHH!
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- WHOO-HOO!
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ROCK AND ROLL FOREVER.
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- HELP...ME.
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- MR. DEMARTINO HAD TO HAVE
AN EMERGENCY ANGIOPLASTY.
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HE ALMOST DIED.
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- BUT A VOICE TOLD HIM
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HIS WORK HERE ON EARTH
WASN'T FINISHED.
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SOME OF THE STUDENTS
WEREN'T WETTING THE BED YET.
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THIS YEAR, HE'S MORE DETERMINED
THAN EVER
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TO SNATCH VICTORY
FROM THE JAWS OF DEATH.
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- 398, 399...
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[groaning]
FOUR...
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HUNDRED.
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[sighs]
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HEH.
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ROCK AND ROLL RANDY,
THIS YEAR, YOU'RE MINE.
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- WHAT ARE YOU SAYING?
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- YOU KNOW HOW THERE ARE PEOPLE
WHO GO TO CAR RACES
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ON THE CHANCE
THEY MIGHT SEE A CRASH?
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- I'M IN.
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- WHAT DO THOSE
SUPREME COURT JUDGES
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WEAR UNDER THEIR ROBES?
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DECLASSIFIED
GOVERNMENT POLAROIDS,
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NEXT,
ON SICK, SAD WORLD.
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- HI, HONEY.
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- NOW, ARE YOU GIRLS READY
FOR YOUR DAY IN COURT?
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- CAN'T YOU JUST PUNISH US?
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I'D LIKE TO PAY MY CHECK
TO SOCIETY
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AND GET ON WITH MY LIFE.
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- YOUR FATHER AND I WANT YOU
TO HAVE A FAIR HEARING.
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THEN WE'LL PUNISH YOU.
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- BUT A COURT PROCEDURE...
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ISN'T THAT
A LITTLE BUREAUCRATIC?
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- BUREAUCRACY IS THE PRICE
WE PAY FOR IMPARTIALITY.
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- JEFFERSON.
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- STALIN.
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IT'S ALL ABOUT FAIRNESS, GIRLS.
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THAT'S WHY YOUR FATHER
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WILL MAKE A TERRIFIC JUDGE.
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- I GET TO BE THE JUDGE?
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- LOOK,
SOMEONE ONCE SAID,
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"THE MOST IMPORTANT THING
IN LIFE
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IS NOT TO LOOK LIKE A GEEK."
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DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA
HOW GEEKY ALL OF THIS IS?
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- THAT'S IT, DARIA.
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- ALL I CAN SAY IS,
I HOPE YOU HAVE
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A DARNED GOOD DEFENSE LAWYER.
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- A LAWYER?
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MOM?
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- SORRY, HONEY,
I'M PROSECUTING,
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AND IF I DO SAY SO MYSELF,
YOU'RE GOING DOWN.
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- ♪ LA-LA, LA, LA-LA ♪
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♪ LA-LA, LA, LA-LA ♪
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- LET ME START BY SAYING THAT,
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WHILE I RESPECT THE EFFORT
THAT'S GONE INTO THIS--
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- OH, MY GOD.
I ALMOST FORGOT.
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SORRY, COUNSELOR.
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THE COURT REQUIRES
THIS ACCOUTREMENT.
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- OH, FOR HEAVEN'S SAKE.
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thud!
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- THERE.
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FAMILY COURT IS NOW SESSION.
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- CAREFUL.
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DON'T FALL OFF
THE ACCOUTREMENT.
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- ALL RISE.
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PLEASE BE SEATED.
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THE COURT CALLS THE CASE
OF THE FAMILY
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VERSUS DARIA
AND QUINN MORGENDORFFER.
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- DAD, WHAT IS THIS?
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- DAD?
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I DON'T SEE ANY DAD.
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- YOUR HONOR,
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MAY THE FAMILY PROCEED
WITH OUR OPENING STATEMENT?
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- WOULD YOU APPROACH THE BENCH,
PLEASE, COUNSELOR.
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[whispers]
HOW DO I LOOK?
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- YOUR HONOR, LET ME MAKE IT
CLEAR AT THE OUTSET
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THAT THIS IS NOT A WITCH HUNT.
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DARIA AND QUINN
ARE TWO FINE GIRLS
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WHO HAVE OFTEN MADE US PROUD.
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- [together]
BUT...
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- BUT THAT DOESN'T MAKE
THEM EXEMPT
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FROM THE SIMPLE TRUTH
THAT RULES OUR RULES...
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[telephone rings]
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- UH-HUH.
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- OR BOUNDARIES.
- YEAH, BYE.
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YOUR HONOR, I HAVE TO GO.
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I, UM, MADE AN ARRANGEMENT
TO WORK, UH,
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ON THE SCHOOL'S ADOPT-A-HIGHWAY
PRIOR TO THIS COURT DATE.
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- BUT WE HAVEN'T EVEN CALLED YOU
TO THE STAND YET.
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- WELL, I WAS GOING TO PLEAD
GUILTY OR WHATEVER ANYWAY.
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I THROW MYSELF ON THE MERCY
OF THIS, UM, HONORABLE COURT.
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- THE COURT GRANTS YOU
PERMISSION.
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- THANKS.
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- NOW THEN...
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- YOUR HONOR, I PLEAD GUILTY
AND PLACE MY FAITH
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IN YOUR WISDOM,
YOUR COMPASSION,
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AND YOUR KEEN SENSE
OF FAIR PLAY.
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- WELL SAID.
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00:09:30,737 --> 00:09:32,002
GROUNDED FOR A MONTH.
240
00:09:32,105 --> 00:09:33,237
- WHAT?
241
00:09:33,339 --> 00:09:35,339
I WASN'T EVEN THE ONE
WHO STAYED OUT LATE.
242
00:09:35,442 --> 00:09:37,742
- WE HAVE TO SET BOUNDARIES,
DARIA.
243
00:09:37,844 --> 00:09:40,177
NOBODY SAID THE JUSTICE SYSTEM
WOULD BE FAIR.
244
00:09:40,280 --> 00:09:43,548
- ACTUALLY, I THINK
SOMEBODY DID SAY THAT.
245
00:09:43,650 --> 00:09:45,082
JEFFERSON OR SOMEBODY...
246
00:09:45,184 --> 00:09:47,084
- WHAT HAVE I TOLD YOU
ABOUT BACKING ME UP?
247
00:09:47,186 --> 00:09:48,553
- SORRY, THE SENTENCE STANDS.
248
00:09:48,655 --> 00:09:50,321
YOU AND YOUR SISTER
ARE GROUNDED FOR A MONTH.
249
00:09:50,423 --> 00:09:51,389
[school bell rings]
250
00:09:51,491 --> 00:09:53,592
- MAN, THIS GAME'S
GONNA BE GREAT.
251
00:09:53,694 --> 00:09:55,259
I SAY MR. "D" GOES DOWN
252
00:09:55,361 --> 00:09:56,695
HALFWAY THROUGH
THE SECOND PERIOD.
253
00:09:56,797 --> 00:09:57,862
- THAT'S TOO LATE.
254
00:09:57,965 --> 00:09:59,064
HE'S GONNA BLOW OUT EARLY
IN THE GAME,
255
00:09:59,165 --> 00:10:00,264
WHILE THE ADRENALINE'S HIGH.
256
00:10:00,366 --> 00:10:02,533
- YOU GUYS ARE SO INSENSITIVE.
257
00:10:02,635 --> 00:10:03,968
- WHAT DO YOU HAVE
IN THE POOL, JODIE?
258
00:10:04,070 --> 00:10:05,803
- THIRD PERIOD,
TWO MINUTES IN.
259
00:10:05,906 --> 00:10:07,271
PRIME CRAMPING TIME.
260
00:10:07,373 --> 00:10:09,440
HEY, DARIA, WHAT DO YOU HAVE
IN THE DEMARTINO POOL?
261
00:10:09,542 --> 00:10:10,541
- I'M NOT GOING.
262
00:10:10,644 --> 00:10:11,910
I'M GROUNDED.
263
00:10:12,012 --> 00:10:13,578
[laughter]
264
00:10:13,680 --> 00:10:15,614
- WHAT DID YOU DO
TO GET GROUNDED?
265
00:10:15,716 --> 00:10:17,281
NO OFFENSE.
266
00:10:17,384 --> 00:10:18,516
- NONE TAKEN,
267
00:10:18,618 --> 00:10:20,217
ESPECIALLY SINCE
I'M JUST THE VICTIM
268
00:10:20,320 --> 00:10:23,054
OF A BIZARRE EXPERIMENT
IN PARENTAL JUSTICE.
269
00:10:23,156 --> 00:10:24,922
- AN EXPERIMENT?
ON YOU?
270
00:10:25,024 --> 00:10:28,526
- YEAH, THEY DELIBERATELY
EXPOSED ME TO JURISPRUDENCE.
271
00:10:28,628 --> 00:10:29,694
- WHOA!
272
00:10:29,796 --> 00:10:31,129
THAT'S A LITTLE TWISTED.
273
00:10:31,231 --> 00:10:33,364
- YEAH, THE SAD PART IS
THAT THESE ARE THE PEOPLE
274
00:10:33,466 --> 00:10:35,800
RESPONSIBLE
FOR MY GENETIC MAKEUP.
275
00:10:35,902 --> 00:10:38,002
[laughter]
276
00:10:41,241 --> 00:10:44,475
- GREAT DINNER, HONEY.
RIGHT, GIRLS?
277
00:10:44,577 --> 00:10:47,378
- NOW OFF TO THE EXERCISE YARD
BEFORE LOCKUP.
278
00:10:47,481 --> 00:10:48,746
- HEY, THAT'S RIGHT.
279
00:10:48,848 --> 00:10:51,048
ANY FINAL WORDS BEFORE
THE GROUNDING OFFICIALLY BEGINS?
280
00:10:51,150 --> 00:10:52,516
- THIS SUCKS.
281
00:10:52,619 --> 00:10:55,153
- WHAT HAVE I SAID
ABOUT USING THAT WORD?
282
00:10:55,255 --> 00:10:57,655
- THAT YOU'LL GROUND ME
OR SOMETHING.
283
00:10:57,757 --> 00:10:59,757
- HEY, I WOULDN'T WANT
TO GO BACK TO FAMILY COURT
284
00:10:59,859 --> 00:11:00,858
IF I WERE YOU.
285
00:11:00,960 --> 00:11:01,859
[chuckles]
286
00:11:01,961 --> 00:11:03,628
I HEAR THAT JUDGE
IS PRETTY TOUGH.
287
00:11:03,730 --> 00:11:05,830
[clock dings]
288
00:11:05,932 --> 00:11:08,999
[pronounced ticking]
289
00:11:09,101 --> 00:11:12,370
- SEE?
THIS WILL FLY BY IN NO TIME.
290
00:11:19,879 --> 00:11:23,314
- HOW CAN YOU SIT THERE
AND READ A BOOK ABOUT AN ANIMAL?
291
00:11:23,416 --> 00:11:25,116
THAT'S SO SECOND GRADE.
292
00:11:28,788 --> 00:11:29,821
- QUINN...
293
00:11:29,923 --> 00:11:32,524
- UH-HUH.
UH-HUH.
294
00:11:32,626 --> 00:11:34,492
WHAT WERE HIS EYES LIKE?
295
00:11:34,594 --> 00:11:36,094
UH-HUH.
RIGHT.
296
00:11:36,196 --> 00:11:38,163
- HONEY, I NEED TO MAKE A CALL.
297
00:11:38,265 --> 00:11:39,364
- I'LL JUST BE A SEC, DAD.
298
00:11:39,466 --> 00:11:40,631
WHAT ABOUT HIS HAIR?
299
00:11:40,734 --> 00:11:43,200
UH-HUH.
UH-HUH.
300
00:11:43,302 --> 00:11:45,602
WOULD YOU SAY HIS TEETH
ARE ROUND OR MORE SQUARE-ISH?
301
00:11:45,705 --> 00:11:46,737
RIGHT, UH-HUH.
302
00:11:46,840 --> 00:11:47,839
I KNOW.
303
00:11:47,941 --> 00:11:49,640
SQUARE-ISH IS SO HOT.
304
00:11:49,742 --> 00:11:51,375
NOW, LET'S GET BACK
TO THE SIX OTHER GUYS
305
00:11:51,477 --> 00:11:52,576
HE WAS WITH.
306
00:11:52,679 --> 00:11:53,778
- [groans]
307
00:12:13,900 --> 00:12:15,666
- THEN SHE SAID HER PARENTS
ARE TRYING
308
00:12:15,768 --> 00:12:17,802
TO CHANGE HER GENERIC MAKEUP
OR SOMETHING.
309
00:12:17,904 --> 00:12:18,936
- THEY REALLY SHOULD.
310
00:12:19,038 --> 00:12:20,771
I HATE THAT GENERIC MAKEUP.
311
00:12:20,874 --> 00:12:22,339
IT GIVES ME HIVES.
312
00:12:22,441 --> 00:12:24,509
- BUT IT'S SO FREAKY, BABE.
313
00:12:24,611 --> 00:12:27,511
I MEAN, SHE'S WEIRD ENOUGH
AS IT IS.
314
00:12:29,215 --> 00:12:31,182
- YOU KNOW, THE ONLY THING WORSE
THAN ACTUALLY READING
315
00:12:31,284 --> 00:12:33,117
IS WATCHING SOMEBODY ELSE READ.
316
00:12:37,090 --> 00:12:38,422
REALLY?
317
00:12:38,524 --> 00:12:40,725
YOU THINK THAT'S GOING TO HAPPEN
IN THE NEXT SIX MONTHS?
318
00:12:40,827 --> 00:12:42,593
THAT WOULD BE SO GREAT.
319
00:12:42,695 --> 00:12:45,329
- QUINN, I REALLY HAVE TO USE
THE PHONE.
320
00:12:45,431 --> 00:12:46,898
- MUH-OM!
321
00:12:47,000 --> 00:12:49,567
I'M SORRY, BUT I THINK LEARNING
ABOUT MY FUTURE HUSBAND
322
00:12:49,669 --> 00:12:51,402
IS A LITTLE MORE IMPORTANT
RIGHT NOW.
323
00:12:51,504 --> 00:12:52,637
- WHAT?
324
00:12:52,739 --> 00:12:54,538
ARE YOU TALKING
TO THAT CLINT PERSON AGAIN?
325
00:12:54,641 --> 00:12:55,707
- WHO?
326
00:12:55,809 --> 00:12:57,408
NO, IT'S MY PSYCHIC BUDDY.
327
00:12:57,510 --> 00:12:58,810
- HANG UP THAT PHONE
THIS INSTANT.
328
00:12:58,912 --> 00:13:00,578
THOSE CALLS COST A FORTUNE.
329
00:13:00,680 --> 00:13:03,280
I'M SORRY, BUT I NEED THE PHONE,
AND MY DAUGHTER ISN'T ALLOW--
330
00:13:03,382 --> 00:13:04,882
WHAT?
331
00:13:06,085 --> 00:13:09,219
WHY, YES, I WAS ABOUT
TO CALL A CLIENT.
332
00:13:09,321 --> 00:13:11,221
REALLY?
333
00:13:11,323 --> 00:13:12,990
I BELIEVE HE WAS BORN
IN AUGUST.
334
00:13:13,092 --> 00:13:15,659
OH!
335
00:13:15,761 --> 00:13:18,662
[bluesy harmonica music]
336
00:13:18,764 --> 00:13:27,004
♪ ♪
337
00:13:27,106 --> 00:13:29,340
- YEAH, HI, DARIA.
338
00:13:29,442 --> 00:13:31,842
I WAS KIND OF WONDERING
IF MAYBE YOU COULD STOP NOW.
339
00:13:31,945 --> 00:13:33,644
- DAD, THESE TIRED BONES
340
00:13:33,746 --> 00:13:35,613
MAY BE LOCKED
BEHIND PRISON WALLS,
341
00:13:35,715 --> 00:13:37,648
BUT WHEN I PLAY
THIS RUSTY OLD HARP
342
00:13:37,750 --> 00:13:40,351
MY SOUL FLIES FREE AS A BIRD.
343
00:13:40,453 --> 00:13:42,753
- I'M SORRY, HONEY.
344
00:13:42,855 --> 00:13:44,521
YOU GO ON AND PLAY.
345
00:13:44,623 --> 00:13:46,558
- THANK YOU.
346
00:13:51,431 --> 00:13:54,332
[music resumes]
347
00:13:54,434 --> 00:13:58,836
♪ ♪
348
00:14:01,341 --> 00:14:02,507
- OKAY, ENOUGH ALREADY.
349
00:14:02,609 --> 00:14:04,041
I CAN'T STAND IT.
350
00:14:04,143 --> 00:14:06,244
CAN I PLEASE BORROW A BOOK?
351
00:14:07,914 --> 00:14:09,046
- TRY THIS.
352
00:14:09,148 --> 00:14:10,214
I THINK YOU'LL GET INTO IT.
353
00:14:10,316 --> 00:14:11,482
- HA HA, VERY FUNNY.
354
00:14:11,584 --> 00:14:13,384
NOW GIVE ME
SOMETHING I CAN READ.
355
00:14:13,486 --> 00:14:15,386
- NO, I THINK YOU'LL LIKE IT.
356
00:14:15,488 --> 00:14:17,188
IT'S ABOUT THIS GIRL
WHO IS SO POPULAR
357
00:14:17,290 --> 00:14:18,756
THAT EVERYBODY FIGHTS OVER HER.
358
00:14:18,858 --> 00:14:20,391
- ANY HORSES IN IT?
359
00:14:20,493 --> 00:14:23,794
- AS A MATTER OF FACT,
THERE'S A GREAT BIG ONE.
360
00:14:23,897 --> 00:14:25,729
- THIS IS A TRICK, ISN'T IT?
361
00:14:25,832 --> 00:14:27,932
- YES.
362
00:14:28,034 --> 00:14:29,867
- KEVIN'S ALL WEIRDED OUT.
363
00:14:29,969 --> 00:14:32,102
HE SAYS HER PARENTS
HAVE COME UP WITH SOME
364
00:14:32,204 --> 00:14:34,238
SICK PUNISHMENT
THAT GIVES HER HIVES.
365
00:14:34,340 --> 00:14:36,241
- THEY'VE BEEN GIVING HER HIVES
FOR YEARS.
366
00:14:36,343 --> 00:14:37,875
- LOOK, I SPOKE TO DARIA.
367
00:14:37,977 --> 00:14:39,844
THEY'RE JUST SITTING
AROUND THE HOUSE.
368
00:14:39,946 --> 00:14:41,545
COME ON.
SEE FOR YOURSELF.
369
00:14:46,152 --> 00:14:47,384
- WELL, WELL.
370
00:14:47,487 --> 00:14:50,421
THE LITTLE DOG COMES HOME
TO PARK PLACE,
371
00:14:50,523 --> 00:14:52,823
PARK PLACE WITH A HOTEL.
372
00:14:52,925 --> 00:14:56,060
DAD, I'M AFRAID
YOU OWE ME $1,600.
373
00:14:56,162 --> 00:14:57,294
- [groaning]
HUH.
374
00:14:57,396 --> 00:14:58,429
OKAY, LET'S SEE.
375
00:14:58,531 --> 00:15:02,199
1, 2, 12, 17.
376
00:15:02,301 --> 00:15:03,734
I HAVE $17.
377
00:15:03,836 --> 00:15:04,735
- ANY PROPERTY?
378
00:15:04,837 --> 00:15:06,370
- IT'S ALL MORTGAGED.
379
00:15:06,472 --> 00:15:07,839
- CARE TO MAKE A DEAL?
380
00:15:07,941 --> 00:15:10,842
- I'D NEED INFINITE FREE PASSAGE
ON ALL YOUR PROPERTIES...
381
00:15:10,944 --> 00:15:11,842
- I CAN DO THAT.
382
00:15:11,944 --> 00:15:13,611
- $5,000...
- KEEP TALKING.
383
00:15:13,713 --> 00:15:15,313
- AND ALL YOUR RAILROADS.
[doorbell rings]
384
00:15:15,415 --> 00:15:17,047
- I BELIEVE WE CAN DO BUSINESS.
- JAKE!
385
00:15:17,150 --> 00:15:19,651
YOU CANNOT REVOKE
DARIA'S GROUNDING.
386
00:15:19,753 --> 00:15:21,986
- BUT I'M LOSING.
387
00:15:23,790 --> 00:15:25,523
- SEE?
SHE'S OKAY.
388
00:15:25,625 --> 00:15:26,691
- I GUESS SO.
389
00:15:26,793 --> 00:15:28,125
- ALTHOUGH...
390
00:15:28,227 --> 00:15:31,362
THE CLOTHING WOULD DISGUISE
ANY ELECTRODES BELOW THE NECK.
391
00:15:31,464 --> 00:15:32,863
- WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?
392
00:15:32,965 --> 00:15:34,098
- THERE HAVE BEEN
A LOT OF RUMORS
393
00:15:34,200 --> 00:15:35,632
ABOUT WHAT YOU'VE BEEN
GOING THROUGH.
394
00:15:35,734 --> 00:15:36,867
- IT'S HELL IN HERE.
395
00:15:36,969 --> 00:15:39,203
- WHEN DOES IT END?
- I DON'T CARE.
396
00:15:39,305 --> 00:15:41,171
IT'S BEEN TOO LONG ALREADY.
397
00:15:41,274 --> 00:15:42,707
I'VE PAID MY DEBT.
398
00:15:42,809 --> 00:15:43,708
- YOU MEAN...
399
00:15:43,809 --> 00:15:45,743
- THAT'S RIGHT.
I'M BUSTING OUT.
400
00:15:50,316 --> 00:15:52,216
- ♪ LA-LA, LA, LA-LA ♪
401
00:15:52,318 --> 00:15:55,219
♪ LA-LA, LA, LA-LA ♪
402
00:15:55,321 --> 00:15:57,988
- I MADE A TAPE
OF MY HARMONICA MUSIC,
403
00:15:58,090 --> 00:16:00,591
I CAN CLIMB DOWN THE LATTICE
IN UNDER THREE MINUTES,
404
00:16:00,693 --> 00:16:02,493
AND I KNOW EXACTLY HOW OFTEN
405
00:16:02,595 --> 00:16:04,562
THE NEIGHBORHOOD SECURITY GUY
DRIVES BY.
406
00:16:04,664 --> 00:16:06,864
IT'LL BE TIGHT,
BUT I THINK I CAN MAKE IT.
407
00:16:06,966 --> 00:16:07,931
[phone beeps]
408
00:16:08,033 --> 00:16:09,066
- HOLD ON.
409
00:16:09,168 --> 00:16:10,201
HELLO.
410
00:16:10,303 --> 00:16:12,003
- DARIA, THIS IS YOUR MOTHER.
411
00:16:12,105 --> 00:16:13,905
WOULD YOU TELL DAD
I HAVE TO WORK LATE
412
00:16:14,007 --> 00:16:15,072
DRAFTING A REPORT?
413
00:16:15,174 --> 00:16:16,240
- YOU BET.
414
00:16:16,342 --> 00:16:18,142
- GO GET 'EM, TIGER.
415
00:16:18,244 --> 00:16:19,944
JANE.
[phone beeps]
416
00:16:20,046 --> 00:16:21,446
HOLD ON.
417
00:16:21,548 --> 00:16:22,513
HELLO.
418
00:16:22,615 --> 00:16:24,015
- HEY, DARIA, IT'S DAD.
419
00:16:24,117 --> 00:16:26,350
WOULD YOU TELL MOM I'VE GOT
DINNER WITH A CLIENT TONIGHT?
420
00:16:26,452 --> 00:16:27,751
A BIGGIE!
421
00:16:27,853 --> 00:16:29,920
- UH, I'LL BE SURE
TO LEAVE HER THAT MESSAGE.
422
00:16:30,022 --> 00:16:30,687
- SUPER.
423
00:16:30,789 --> 00:16:32,423
BUH-BYE.
424
00:16:32,525 --> 00:16:33,458
- JANE.
425
00:16:33,560 --> 00:16:34,592
NEW PLAN.
426
00:16:34,694 --> 00:16:35,993
COME OVER AND PICK ME UP.
427
00:16:36,095 --> 00:16:38,028
I'LL BE AT THE FRONT DOOR.
428
00:16:39,765 --> 00:16:41,465
- HELLO.
429
00:16:41,567 --> 00:16:43,233
- MOM AND DAD ARE TAKING
THE NIGHT OFF
430
00:16:43,335 --> 00:16:44,569
FROM BEING JAILERS,
431
00:16:44,671 --> 00:16:46,370
SO I'M TAKING THE NIGHT OFF TOO.
432
00:16:46,472 --> 00:16:48,739
- YOU'RE...BUSTING OUT?
433
00:16:48,841 --> 00:16:51,175
- THE CONFINEMENT
HAS MADE ME DESPERATE.
434
00:16:51,277 --> 00:16:52,476
IF I DON'T GET OUT,
435
00:16:52,578 --> 00:16:55,079
I'M AFRAID I'LL DO
SOMETHING CRAZY.
436
00:16:55,181 --> 00:16:56,280
- REALLY?
437
00:16:56,383 --> 00:16:58,016
- NO, I'M GOING
TO THE ROLLER HOCKEY GAME.
438
00:16:58,118 --> 00:17:00,051
ARE YOU?
- OH, UH, NO.
439
00:17:00,153 --> 00:17:01,652
I'M NOT LOOKING FOR ANY TROUBLE,
440
00:17:01,754 --> 00:17:03,254
BUT YOU GO AHEAD.
441
00:17:03,356 --> 00:17:06,157
- I SUSPECT YOU HAVE SOME SCAM
WORKED OUT FOR YOURSELF,
442
00:17:06,259 --> 00:17:07,892
BUT SINCE I CAN'T
PROVE ANYTHING,
443
00:17:07,994 --> 00:17:10,128
I'M ASKING YOU NOT TO RAT ON ME.
444
00:17:10,230 --> 00:17:11,896
- HMM.
OKAY, YES.
445
00:17:11,998 --> 00:17:14,599
I WILL DO THIS THING YOU ASK.
446
00:17:14,701 --> 00:17:17,534
BUT ONE DAY I MAY ASK
A FAVOR OF YOU.
447
00:17:17,637 --> 00:17:19,303
- NEVER MIND.
448
00:17:19,405 --> 00:17:22,173
[whistle]
449
00:17:23,276 --> 00:17:25,142
THINK ANYTHING HAS HAPPENED YET?
450
00:17:25,245 --> 00:17:26,177
- YOU MEAN ANYTHING COOL?
451
00:17:26,279 --> 00:17:27,245
NAH.
452
00:17:27,347 --> 00:17:29,680
THE AMBULANCE IS STILL
ON THE LOT.
453
00:17:29,782 --> 00:17:32,049
- HEY, LOOK.
DARIA'S LOOSE.
454
00:17:32,151 --> 00:17:34,385
- SEE?
I TOLD YOU SHE WAS OKAY.
455
00:17:34,487 --> 00:17:36,354
- SHE LOOKS FINE...
FOR HER.
456
00:17:36,456 --> 00:17:38,889
- I DON'T KNOW.
457
00:17:38,991 --> 00:17:41,926
- THIS COULD BE IT.
458
00:17:43,096 --> 00:17:44,662
- COME ON!
459
00:17:44,764 --> 00:17:46,330
TAKE YOUR PUNISHMENT...
460
00:17:46,433 --> 00:17:48,565
LIKE...A MAN.
461
00:17:48,667 --> 00:17:49,834
- I'M NOT MAN, DUDE.
462
00:17:49,936 --> 00:17:51,301
I'M A ROCKER.
463
00:17:51,403 --> 00:17:53,570
- WHY, YOU...
464
00:17:53,672 --> 00:17:56,607
[groaning]
465
00:17:57,343 --> 00:17:58,742
WHERE'S YOUR...
466
00:17:58,844 --> 00:18:01,279
ROCK AND ROLL POWER NOW?
467
00:18:01,381 --> 00:18:01,912
HIPPIE.
468
00:18:02,014 --> 00:18:03,214
- YAHH!
469
00:18:03,316 --> 00:18:04,581
- AHHH.
470
00:18:04,683 --> 00:18:07,284
[buzzer]
- YES!
471
00:18:07,386 --> 00:18:08,452
- WHOO-HOO!
472
00:18:08,554 --> 00:18:10,621
ROCK AND ROLL POWER FOREVER.
473
00:18:10,723 --> 00:18:12,456
- MY KNEE!
474
00:18:12,558 --> 00:18:14,458
[growling]
OH.
475
00:18:14,561 --> 00:18:15,759
- DAMN.
476
00:18:15,861 --> 00:18:18,396
- I DON'T SUPPOSE
WE CAN GET A REFUND.
477
00:18:18,497 --> 00:18:20,231
- HE COULD STILL HAVE
A HEART ATTACK.
478
00:18:20,333 --> 00:18:21,565
HE TRIES WALKING
ON THE BAD KNEE,
479
00:18:21,667 --> 00:18:23,700
AND THE PAIN IS SO BAD,
HIS HEART STOPS.
480
00:18:23,803 --> 00:18:24,868
- RIGHT.
481
00:18:24,971 --> 00:18:27,471
- JUST TRYING TO FIND
THE SILVER LINING.
482
00:18:27,573 --> 00:18:29,440
- THEY DID MENTAL STUFF TO HER.
483
00:18:29,542 --> 00:18:30,574
I CAN TELL.
484
00:18:30,676 --> 00:18:32,476
- NOBODY BETTER TRY THAT ON ME.
485
00:18:32,578 --> 00:18:34,678
- YEAH.
486
00:18:39,919 --> 00:18:41,452
- QUINN?
487
00:18:41,554 --> 00:18:43,887
- UGH, GET IT OFF ME!
488
00:18:43,990 --> 00:18:46,157
- WHERE'S DARIA?
489
00:18:46,259 --> 00:18:47,491
[cheers]
490
00:18:47,594 --> 00:18:50,827
- IT'S PAYBACK TIME,
RANDY.
491
00:18:50,930 --> 00:18:53,531
- HEY, THIS ISN'T SO BAD.
492
00:18:53,633 --> 00:18:55,867
- BEATS MONOPOLY.
493
00:18:58,804 --> 00:19:00,337
- [whispers]
QUINN, QUINN.
494
00:19:04,410 --> 00:19:05,843
- TOMMY, GO AWAY.
495
00:19:05,945 --> 00:19:06,910
- BUT YOU SAID--
496
00:19:07,013 --> 00:19:08,812
- YOU'RE TWO HOURS LATE, JERK!
497
00:19:08,914 --> 00:19:11,682
OH, HI, DARIA.
498
00:19:14,654 --> 00:19:16,420
MOM FLIPPED LAST NIGHT
WHEN SHE FOUND OUT
499
00:19:16,522 --> 00:19:17,555
WHERE YOU WENT.
500
00:19:17,657 --> 00:19:19,089
- AND HOW DID THAT HAPPEN?
501
00:19:19,191 --> 00:19:20,424
- I REALLY DON'T KNOW.
502
00:19:20,526 --> 00:19:22,592
OH, LOOK!
HERE SHE IS NOW.
503
00:19:22,695 --> 00:19:24,395
- YOUR HONOR--
504
00:19:24,497 --> 00:19:26,197
- HAVEN'T YOU ALREADY MADE
ENOUGH OF A MOCKERY
505
00:19:26,299 --> 00:19:27,330
OF OUR JUDICIAL SYSTEM?
506
00:19:27,433 --> 00:19:28,632
- I JUST WANT TO CONFER
507
00:19:28,734 --> 00:19:31,502
WITH MY DISTINGUISHED
COUNTERPART ON THE PROSECUTION.
508
00:19:31,604 --> 00:19:33,904
- THAT SEEMS FAIR.
509
00:19:34,007 --> 00:19:36,807
YOU CAN'T SERIOUSLY EXPECT ME
TO PLEA BARGAIN.
510
00:19:36,909 --> 00:19:38,575
WE'RE TALKING ABOUT
A REPEAT OFFENDER HERE.
511
00:19:38,677 --> 00:19:40,411
- OKAY,
THE KID SCREWED UP.
512
00:19:40,513 --> 00:19:41,878
BUT SHE'S NOT A HARD CASE YET.
513
00:19:41,981 --> 00:19:43,247
SHE COULD GO EITHER WAY...
514
00:19:43,349 --> 00:19:44,915
UNLESS YOU SEND HER
BACK TO PRISON.
515
00:19:45,017 --> 00:19:47,117
- DARIA, IT'S OUR POLICY
TO BE TOUGH,
516
00:19:47,220 --> 00:19:49,086
ESPECIALLY ON
YOUTHFUL TRANSGRESSORS.
517
00:19:49,188 --> 00:19:50,821
- BUT THINK OF THE EFFORT
YOU HAVE TO SPEND
518
00:19:50,923 --> 00:19:52,423
ON INCARCERATION:
519
00:19:52,525 --> 00:19:53,691
SCRABBLE, RISK,
520
00:19:53,793 --> 00:19:56,560
MONOPOLY, OPERATION.
521
00:19:56,662 --> 00:19:58,562
- I SEE YOUR POINT.
522
00:19:58,664 --> 00:19:59,730
- WELL?
523
00:19:59,832 --> 00:20:03,133
- YOUR HONOR, THE FAMILY
HAS OFFERED TO SETTLE.
524
00:20:03,236 --> 00:20:05,869
DARIA AGREES TO PAROLE.
525
00:20:05,971 --> 00:20:07,771
- I HAVE TO CALL IN
IF I'M GOING TO BE LATER
526
00:20:07,873 --> 00:20:09,272
THAN 7:00 P.M.
527
00:20:09,375 --> 00:20:10,507
- SO WHAT HAPPENED?
528
00:20:10,609 --> 00:20:12,943
DOES DARIA HAVE TO PAVE
THE DRIVEWAY OR SOMETHING?
529
00:20:13,045 --> 00:20:14,044
- I GOT OFF.
530
00:20:14,147 --> 00:20:15,412
ENJOY PRISON.
531
00:20:15,515 --> 00:20:16,780
- WAIT A MINUTE.
532
00:20:16,882 --> 00:20:19,450
- DARIA HAS PROVEN
THAT SHE UNDERSTANDS
533
00:20:19,551 --> 00:20:21,118
THE NECESSITY FOR DISCIPLINE.
534
00:20:21,220 --> 00:20:22,953
- BUT YOU'RE SENDING ME
A BAD MESSAGE
535
00:20:23,055 --> 00:20:25,456
ABOUT WHETHER
I UNDERSTAND THAT...
536
00:20:25,558 --> 00:20:26,790
WHATEVER YOU SAID.
537
00:20:26,892 --> 00:20:27,824
- GOOD POINT.
538
00:20:27,926 --> 00:20:29,193
- WELL...
539
00:20:29,295 --> 00:20:31,962
WE'LL GIVE YOU PAROLE
ON A TRIAL BASIS.
540
00:20:32,064 --> 00:20:33,130
- OKAY.
541
00:20:33,232 --> 00:20:34,998
IF TOMMY CALLS,
TELL HIM I'M ON MY WAY.
542
00:20:35,100 --> 00:20:36,700
[door opens, shuts]
543
00:20:36,802 --> 00:20:39,636
- LISTEN, THIS NEW RULES THING
WASN'T A TOTAL FAILURE.
544
00:20:39,738 --> 00:20:41,605
WOULDN'T YOU LIKE TO HEAR
SOME JUNIOR WELLS?
545
00:20:41,708 --> 00:20:43,006
- YOU KNOW WHAT,
WHY DON'T YOU GO OUT
546
00:20:43,108 --> 00:20:44,675
AND FIND YOUR FRIENDS
AND HAVE A GOOD TIME.
547
00:20:44,777 --> 00:20:46,444
- COME HOME LATE.
10:30.
548
00:20:46,546 --> 00:20:48,011
- HEY, THANKS.
549
00:20:48,113 --> 00:20:49,680
♪ ♪
550
00:20:49,782 --> 00:20:51,949
- SO, BASICALLY,
YOU CONVINCED THEM
551
00:20:52,051 --> 00:20:53,851
YOU WERE TOO DULL
TO BE WORTH GROUNDING.
552
00:20:53,953 --> 00:20:55,219
- EXACTLY.
553
00:20:55,321 --> 00:20:57,922
AND THE SAD THING IS,
IT'S KIND OF TRUE.
554
00:20:59,726 --> 00:21:01,592
KEVIN, I ALREADY TOLD YOU,
555
00:21:01,694 --> 00:21:04,729
MY PARENTS DID NOT CONDUCT
EXPERIMENTS ON ME.
556
00:21:04,831 --> 00:21:05,863
- I KNOW, I KNOW.
557
00:21:05,965 --> 00:21:07,364
BUT SERIOUSLY,
NOW TELL ME THE TRUTH.
558
00:21:07,466 --> 00:21:08,698
- ALL RIGHT.
559
00:21:08,800 --> 00:21:11,368
I HAD A MAGNETIC DEVICE
IMPLANTED IN MY HEAD.
560
00:21:11,470 --> 00:21:12,402
- I KNEW IT.
561
00:21:12,504 --> 00:21:13,770
WHAT'S IT DO?
562
00:21:13,873 --> 00:21:15,973
- IT ATTRACTS GULLIBLE BOYS.
563
00:21:16,075 --> 00:21:18,075
- COOL.
DOES IT WORK?
564
00:21:18,177 --> 00:21:19,943
- IT'S WORKING RIGHT NOW.
565
00:21:21,647 --> 00:21:23,146
- WHOA, DUDE.
566
00:21:23,249 --> 00:21:25,015
THAT IS VERY UNCOOL.
567
00:21:26,552 --> 00:21:28,386
- THERE IS NO SADDER SIGHT
ON THIS EARTH
568
00:21:28,488 --> 00:21:30,421
THAN A FOOTBALL PLAYER
TRYING TO THINK.
569
00:21:30,523 --> 00:21:31,655
- WHO SAID THAT?
570
00:21:31,758 --> 00:21:34,392
- I BELIEVE IT WAS JEFFERSON.
571
00:21:34,494 --> 00:21:36,827
- ♪ LA-LA, LA, LA-LA ♪
572
00:21:36,929 --> 00:21:39,830
[rock music]
573
00:21:39,932 --> 00:21:47,872
♪ ♪
574
00:21:49,575 --> 00:21:51,041
♪ LA-LA-LA ♪
575
00:21:51,143 --> 00:21:54,411
♪ ♪
576
00:21:54,513 --> 00:21:55,879
♪ LA-LA-LA ♪
577
00:21:55,981 --> 00:21:59,082
♪ ♪
578
00:21:59,184 --> 00:22:00,784
♪ LA-LA-LA ♪
579
00:22:00,886 --> 00:22:08,826
♪ ♪
580
00:22:10,830 --> 00:22:13,296
♪ LA-LA, LA, LA-LA ♪
581
00:22:13,399 --> 00:22:16,333
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