- ♪ LA-LA, LA, LA-LA ♪
♪ LA-LA, LA, LA-LA ♪
- [whispers] THANKS.
[tires squeal]
- HOLD IT, YOUNG LADY.
- FUNNY.
- WHAT ARE YOU DOING OUT SO LATE?
- WHAT DO YOU MEAN?
I'M ALWAYS OUT THIS LATE.
- THEN YOU CAN TELL ME HOW TO SNEAK IN.
- WELL, FOR ONE THING,
STOP TIPTOEING AROUND LIKE A GEEK.
HAVE A LITTLE DIGNITY, DARIA.
- IF I HAD ANY DIGNITY,
DO YOU THINK I'D BE OUT HERE
LETTING YOU TRY AND TEACH ME HOW TO BE COOL?
- WHATEVER.
[window opens]
- WHAT'S GOING ON DOWN THERE?
- [whispering] MORE THREATENING.
- LET ME HANDLE IT.
DARN IT! WHAT'S DOING ON DOWN THERE?
- JAKE, YOU SOUND LIKE SUCH A GEEK.
- IS THIS GONNA TAKE LONG?
I'M SUPPOSED TO BE SOMEWHERE.
- OH, IS THERE ANOTHER TIGHT PANTS SALE
GOING ON AT THE MALL?
- DON'T START, GIRLS.
YOUR FATHER AND I ARE VERY UPSET THAT YOU BROKE YOUR CURFEW
LAST NIGHT.
- I DIDN'T KNOW WE HAD A CURFEW.
- WELL, THAT'S INTERESTING, DARIA.
I DIDN'T EITHER.
BUT ACCORDING TO YOUR MOTHER-- - JAKE.
THE POINT IS, YOU WERE OUT WAY TOO LATE,
WHICH IS WHY TONIGHT WE'RE GOING TO--
- DESTROY OUR LIVES WITH YOUR CRUSHING RULES
AND REGULATIONS?
I CAN'T BREATHE, MOTHER.
I CAN'T BREATHE!
- NO.
TONIGHT WE'RE GOING TO SET SOME...
BOUNDARIES.
AND WE'D LIKE YOUR INPUT.
- WELL, EVERYBODY KNOWS THAT LATE CURFEWS
SHOULD GO TO PEOPLE WHO CAN REALLY USE THEM:
ATTRACTIVE AND POPULAR PEOPLE WITH LOTS OF FRIENDS.
- WOW, WHO SAID THAT, THOMAS JEFFERSON?
OR WAS IT BARBIE?
- IT CAN'T BE JEFFERSON. - OF COURSE NOT.
NO PINHEADED HISTORICAL PERSON COULD EVER MAKE THAT MUCH SENSE.
- REALLY.
- ALL RIGHT, GIRLS. FORGET THE INPUT.
- HEY, DOES THIS MEAN WE GET TO WANDER IN THE DESSERT
FOR 40 YEARS?
- AFTER MUCH HARD WORK,
YOUR FATHER AND I HAVE COME UP WITH A SET OF GUIDELINES
I THINK WE ALL CAN LIVE BY.
- THAT'S RIGHT. A LOT OF THOUGHT WENT INTO THIS.
[softly] DO I NEED TO READ THESE?
- LATER.
- WOW, THE NEW SYSTEM SEEMS REALLY GREAT AND INTERESTING,
AND I CAN'T WAIT TO SIT DOWN AND REALLY READ THROUGH IT..
- OH, BROTHER.
- BUT RIGHT NOW, I SORT OF HAVE TO GO.
I HAVE A DATE.
- YOU CAN'T GO ON A DATE.
IT SAYS RIGHT HERE THAT WE DON'T PERMIT THAT
ON A SCHOOL NIGHT.
RULE 18.
- YOU KNOW WHAT,
YOU'RE CONFUSED ABOUT MY USE OF THE WORD "DATE."
I HAVE A DATE TO MEET WITH MY, UH,
ALGEBRA STUDY GROUP.
- OH. WELL, THAT SOUNDS OKAY.
- ALL RIGHT.
BUT AS PER THE PROCEDURE OUTLINED IN RULES 21 THROUGH 26,
MAKE SURE YOU SIGN IN WHEN YOU GET BACK.
- YEAH, BYE.
AND DON'T WAIT UP.
YOU KNOW HOW STUDY GROUPS ARE.
- GOOD FOR YOU, QUINN.
STUDY HARD. [door closes]
- AM I THE ONLY ONE WHO SEES WHAT'S GOING ON AROUND HERE?
- RULE NUMBER ONE:
"PERSISTENT QUESTIONING OF PARENTAL JUDGMENT
IS PUNISHABLE."
- [yawns]
- ♪ THERE SHE IS, MISS AMERICAN BOOKWORM ♪
YEAH, YOU GUYS REALLY MUST HAVE BEEN BURNING
THE MIDNIGHT OIL LAST NIGHT.
- WE WEREN'T BURNING ANYTHING.
- I MEAN YOUR ALGEBRA STUDY GROUP.
- WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?
- THE STUDY GROUP YOU WENT TO.
THE SIGN-IN SHEET SAYS YOU GOT BACK AT 11:30.
BUT NOW THAT I THINK ABOUT IT, I WENT TO BED AT 11:45.
HEY, I THOUGHT YOU GOT THAT WATCH FIXED.
- A COUPLE OF TIMES.
PREPARE TO BE BUSTED.
- QUINN...
WERE YOU AT A STUDY GROUP LAST NIGHT,
OR DID YOU GO ON A DATE?
- DON'T YOU SEE HOW YOUR RULES ARE STRANGLING ME?
YES, I WENT ON A DATE, BUT WE'RE IN LOVE,
AND ALL THE RULES AND REGULATIONS IN THE WORLD
CAN'T STOP THAT.
- IN LOVE? - WITH WHOM?
- HIS NAME IS CLIFF.
OOP, NO, WAIT. IT'S CLINT.
I'M NOT POSITIVE, BUT I CAN FIND OUT AT SCHOOL.
- YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW HIS NAME, AND YOU'RE IN LOVE WITH HIM!
- YOU KNOW WHAT,
YOU'RE CONFUSED ABOUT MY USE OF THE WORD "LOVE."
- DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW MANY OF THESE RULES YOU'VE BROKEN?
- HOW MANY DAD, AND WHICH ONES?
- W-WHAT'S THAT GOT TO DO WITH IT?
- UGGHH.
OKAY, GROUND ME.
- I WISH IT WERE THAT SIMPLE.
- EXACTLY.
WHAT?
- SO INSTEAD OF SAYING, "DON'T COME HOME SO LATE,"
NOW THEY'VE CREATED SOME ELABORATE PUNISHMENT SYSTEM.
- YOU MEAN LIKE A SPANKING MACHINE?
- I MEAN LIKE FAMILY COURT.
- DUE PROCESS?
YIKES.
- HEY, YOU GUYS WANT TO BUY TICKETS
TO THE FACULTY-DJ ROLLER HOCKEY GAME?
- ARE YOU KIDDING?
- WE'LL TAKE TWO.
- WHAT?
YOU'RE GONNA PAY TO WATCH TEACHERS
SKATE AROUND WITH DJs...
CLASSIC ROCK DJs?
- YOU WEREN'T HERE LAST YEAR, DARIA.
[cheers and applause]
- OOO-AHH!
- WHOO-HOO!
ROCK AND ROLL FOREVER.
- HELP...ME.
- MR. DEMARTINO HAD TO HAVE AN EMERGENCY ANGIOPLASTY.
HE ALMOST DIED.
- BUT A VOICE TOLD HIM
HIS WORK HERE ON EARTH WASN'T FINISHED.
SOME OF THE STUDENTS WEREN'T WETTING THE BED YET.
THIS YEAR, HE'S MORE DETERMINED THAN EVER
TO SNATCH VICTORY FROM THE JAWS OF DEATH.
- 398, 399...
[groaning] FOUR...
HUNDRED.
[sighs]
HEH.
ROCK AND ROLL RANDY, THIS YEAR, YOU'RE MINE.
- WHAT ARE YOU SAYING?
- YOU KNOW HOW THERE ARE PEOPLE WHO GO TO CAR RACES
ON THE CHANCE THEY MIGHT SEE A CRASH?
- I'M IN.
- WHAT DO THOSE SUPREME COURT JUDGES
WEAR UNDER THEIR ROBES?
DECLASSIFIED GOVERNMENT POLAROIDS,
NEXT, ON SICK, SAD WORLD.
- HI, HONEY.
- NOW, ARE YOU GIRLS READY FOR YOUR DAY IN COURT?
- CAN'T YOU JUST PUNISH US?
I'D LIKE TO PAY MY CHECK TO SOCIETY
AND GET ON WITH MY LIFE.
- YOUR FATHER AND I WANT YOU TO HAVE A FAIR HEARING.
THEN WE'LL PUNISH YOU.
- BUT A COURT PROCEDURE...
ISN'T THAT A LITTLE BUREAUCRATIC?
- BUREAUCRACY IS THE PRICE WE PAY FOR IMPARTIALITY.
- JEFFERSON.
- STALIN.
IT'S ALL ABOUT FAIRNESS, GIRLS.
THAT'S WHY YOUR FATHER
WILL MAKE A TERRIFIC JUDGE.
- I GET TO BE THE JUDGE?
- LOOK, SOMEONE ONCE SAID,
"THE MOST IMPORTANT THING IN LIFE
IS NOT TO LOOK LIKE A GEEK."
DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW GEEKY ALL OF THIS IS?
- THAT'S IT, DARIA.
- ALL I CAN SAY IS, I HOPE YOU HAVE
A DARNED GOOD DEFENSE LAWYER.
- A LAWYER?
MOM?
- SORRY, HONEY, I'M PROSECUTING,
AND IF I DO SAY SO MYSELF, YOU'RE GOING DOWN.
- ♪ LA-LA, LA, LA-LA ♪
♪ LA-LA, LA, LA-LA ♪
- LET ME START BY SAYING THAT,
WHILE I RESPECT THE EFFORT THAT'S GONE INTO THIS--
- OH, MY GOD. I ALMOST FORGOT.
SORRY, COUNSELOR.
THE COURT REQUIRES THIS ACCOUTREMENT.
- OH, FOR HEAVEN'S SAKE.
thud!
- THERE.
FAMILY COURT IS NOW SESSION.
- CAREFUL.
DON'T FALL OFF THE ACCOUTREMENT.
- ALL RISE.
PLEASE BE SEATED.
THE COURT CALLS THE CASE OF THE FAMILY
VERSUS DARIA AND QUINN MORGENDORFFER.
- DAD, WHAT IS THIS?
- DAD?
I DON'T SEE ANY DAD.
- YOUR HONOR,
MAY THE FAMILY PROCEED WITH OUR OPENING STATEMENT?
- WOULD YOU APPROACH THE BENCH, PLEASE, COUNSELOR.
[whispers] HOW DO I LOOK?
- YOUR HONOR, LET ME MAKE IT CLEAR AT THE OUTSET
THAT THIS IS NOT A WITCH HUNT.
DARIA AND QUINN ARE TWO FINE GIRLS
WHO HAVE OFTEN MADE US PROUD.
- [together] BUT...
- BUT THAT DOESN'T MAKE THEM EXEMPT
FROM THE SIMPLE TRUTH THAT RULES OUR RULES...
[telephone rings]
- UH-HUH.
- OR BOUNDARIES. - YEAH, BYE.
YOUR HONOR, I HAVE TO GO.
I, UM, MADE AN ARRANGEMENT TO WORK, UH,
ON THE SCHOOL'S ADOPT-A-HIGHWAY PRIOR TO THIS COURT DATE.
- BUT WE HAVEN'T EVEN CALLED YOU TO THE STAND YET.
- WELL, I WAS GOING TO PLEAD GUILTY OR WHATEVER ANYWAY.
I THROW MYSELF ON THE MERCY OF THIS, UM, HONORABLE COURT.
- THE COURT GRANTS YOU PERMISSION.
- THANKS.
- NOW THEN...
- YOUR HONOR, I PLEAD GUILTY AND PLACE MY FAITH
IN YOUR WISDOM, YOUR COMPASSION,
AND YOUR KEEN SENSE OF FAIR PLAY.
- WELL SAID.
GROUNDED FOR A MONTH.
- WHAT?
I WASN'T EVEN THE ONE WHO STAYED OUT LATE.
- WE HAVE TO SET BOUNDARIES, DARIA.
NOBODY SAID THE JUSTICE SYSTEM WOULD BE FAIR.
- ACTUALLY, I THINK SOMEBODY DID SAY THAT.
JEFFERSON OR SOMEBODY...
- WHAT HAVE I TOLD YOU ABOUT BACKING ME UP?
- SORRY, THE SENTENCE STANDS.
YOU AND YOUR SISTER ARE GROUNDED FOR A MONTH.
[school bell rings]
- MAN, THIS GAME'S GONNA BE GREAT.
I SAY MR. "D" GOES DOWN
HALFWAY THROUGH THE SECOND PERIOD.
- THAT'S TOO LATE.
HE'S GONNA BLOW OUT EARLY IN THE GAME,
WHILE THE ADRENALINE'S HIGH.
- YOU GUYS ARE SO INSENSITIVE.
- WHAT DO YOU HAVE IN THE POOL, JODIE?
- THIRD PERIOD, TWO MINUTES IN.
PRIME CRAMPING TIME.
HEY, DARIA, WHAT DO YOU HAVE IN THE DEMARTINO POOL?
- I'M NOT GOING.
I'M GROUNDED.
[laughter]
- WHAT DID YOU DO TO GET GROUNDED?
NO OFFENSE.
- NONE TAKEN,
ESPECIALLY SINCE I'M JUST THE VICTIM
OF A BIZARRE EXPERIMENT IN PARENTAL JUSTICE.
- AN EXPERIMENT? ON YOU?
- YEAH, THEY DELIBERATELY EXPOSED ME TO JURISPRUDENCE.
- WHOA!
THAT'S A LITTLE TWISTED.
- YEAH, THE SAD PART IS THAT THESE ARE THE PEOPLE
RESPONSIBLE FOR MY GENETIC MAKEUP.
[laughter]
- GREAT DINNER, HONEY. RIGHT, GIRLS?
- NOW OFF TO THE EXERCISE YARD BEFORE LOCKUP.
- HEY, THAT'S RIGHT.
ANY FINAL WORDS BEFORE THE GROUNDING OFFICIALLY BEGINS?
- THIS SUCKS.
- WHAT HAVE I SAID ABOUT USING THAT WORD?
- THAT YOU'LL GROUND ME OR SOMETHING.
- HEY, I WOULDN'T WANT TO GO BACK TO FAMILY COURT
IF I WERE YOU.
[chuckles]
I HEAR THAT JUDGE IS PRETTY TOUGH.
[clock dings]
[pronounced ticking]
- SEE? THIS WILL FLY BY IN NO TIME.
- HOW CAN YOU SIT THERE AND READ A BOOK ABOUT AN ANIMAL?
THAT'S SO SECOND GRADE.
- QUINN...
- UH-HUH. UH-HUH.
WHAT WERE HIS EYES LIKE?
UH-HUH. RIGHT.
- HONEY, I NEED TO MAKE A CALL.
- I'LL JUST BE A SEC, DAD.
WHAT ABOUT HIS HAIR?
UH-HUH. UH-HUH.
WOULD YOU SAY HIS TEETH ARE ROUND OR MORE SQUARE-ISH?
RIGHT, UH-HUH.
I KNOW.
SQUARE-ISH IS SO HOT.
NOW, LET'S GET BACK TO THE SIX OTHER GUYS
HE WAS WITH.
- [groans]
- THEN SHE SAID HER PARENTS ARE TRYING
TO CHANGE HER GENERIC MAKEUP OR SOMETHING.
- THEY REALLY SHOULD.
I HATE THAT GENERIC MAKEUP.
IT GIVES ME HIVES.
- BUT IT'S SO FREAKY, BABE.
I MEAN, SHE'S WEIRD ENOUGH AS IT IS.
- YOU KNOW, THE ONLY THING WORSE THAN ACTUALLY READING
IS WATCHING SOMEBODY ELSE READ.
REALLY?
YOU THINK THAT'S GOING TO HAPPEN IN THE NEXT SIX MONTHS?
THAT WOULD BE SO GREAT.
- QUINN, I REALLY HAVE TO USE THE PHONE.
- MUH-OM!
I'M SORRY, BUT I THINK LEARNING ABOUT MY FUTURE HUSBAND
IS A LITTLE MORE IMPORTANT RIGHT NOW.
- WHAT?
ARE YOU TALKING TO THAT CLINT PERSON AGAIN?
- WHO?
NO, IT'S MY PSYCHIC BUDDY.
- HANG UP THAT PHONE THIS INSTANT.
THOSE CALLS COST A FORTUNE.
I'M SORRY, BUT I NEED THE PHONE, AND MY DAUGHTER ISN'T ALLOW--
WHAT?
WHY, YES, I WAS ABOUT TO CALL A CLIENT.
REALLY?
I BELIEVE HE WAS BORN IN AUGUST.
OH!
[bluesy harmonica music]
♪ ♪
- YEAH, HI, DARIA.
I WAS KIND OF WONDERING IF MAYBE YOU COULD STOP NOW.
- DAD, THESE TIRED BONES
MAY BE LOCKED BEHIND PRISON WALLS,
BUT WHEN I PLAY THIS RUSTY OLD HARP
MY SOUL FLIES FREE AS A BIRD.
- I'M SORRY, HONEY.
YOU GO ON AND PLAY.
- THANK YOU.
[music resumes]
♪ ♪
- OKAY, ENOUGH ALREADY.
I CAN'T STAND IT.
CAN I PLEASE BORROW A BOOK?
- TRY THIS.
I THINK YOU'LL GET INTO IT.
- HA HA, VERY FUNNY.
NOW GIVE ME SOMETHING I CAN READ.
- NO, I THINK YOU'LL LIKE IT.
IT'S ABOUT THIS GIRL WHO IS SO POPULAR
THAT EVERYBODY FIGHTS OVER HER.
- ANY HORSES IN IT?
- AS A MATTER OF FACT, THERE'S A GREAT BIG ONE.
- THIS IS A TRICK, ISN'T IT?
- YES.
- KEVIN'S ALL WEIRDED OUT.
HE SAYS HER PARENTS HAVE COME UP WITH SOME
SICK PUNISHMENT THAT GIVES HER HIVES.
- THEY'VE BEEN GIVING HER HIVES FOR YEARS.
- LOOK, I SPOKE TO DARIA.
THEY'RE JUST SITTING AROUND THE HOUSE.
COME ON. SEE FOR YOURSELF.
- WELL, WELL.
THE LITTLE DOG COMES HOME TO PARK PLACE,
PARK PLACE WITH A HOTEL.
DAD, I'M AFRAID YOU OWE ME $1,600.
- [groaning] HUH.
OKAY, LET'S SEE.
1, 2, 12, 17.
I HAVE $17.
- ANY PROPERTY?
- IT'S ALL MORTGAGED.
- CARE TO MAKE A DEAL?
- I'D NEED INFINITE FREE PASSAGE ON ALL YOUR PROPERTIES...
- I CAN DO THAT.
- $5,000... - KEEP TALKING.
- AND ALL YOUR RAILROADS. [doorbell rings]
- I BELIEVE WE CAN DO BUSINESS. - JAKE!
YOU CANNOT REVOKE DARIA'S GROUNDING.
- BUT I'M LOSING.
- SEE? SHE'S OKAY.
- I GUESS SO.
- ALTHOUGH...
THE CLOTHING WOULD DISGUISE ANY ELECTRODES BELOW THE NECK.
- WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?
- THERE HAVE BEEN A LOT OF RUMORS
ABOUT WHAT YOU'VE BEEN GOING THROUGH.
- IT'S HELL IN HERE.
- WHEN DOES IT END? - I DON'T CARE.
IT'S BEEN TOO LONG ALREADY.
I'VE PAID MY DEBT.
- YOU MEAN...
- THAT'S RIGHT. I'M BUSTING OUT.
- ♪ LA-LA, LA, LA-LA ♪
♪ LA-LA, LA, LA-LA ♪
- I MADE A TAPE OF MY HARMONICA MUSIC,
I CAN CLIMB DOWN THE LATTICE IN UNDER THREE MINUTES,
AND I KNOW EXACTLY HOW OFTEN
THE NEIGHBORHOOD SECURITY GUY DRIVES BY.
IT'LL BE TIGHT, BUT I THINK I CAN MAKE IT.
[phone beeps]
- HOLD ON.
HELLO.
- DARIA, THIS IS YOUR MOTHER.
WOULD YOU TELL DAD I HAVE TO WORK LATE
DRAFTING A REPORT?
- YOU BET.
- GO GET 'EM, TIGER.
JANE. [phone beeps]
HOLD ON.
HELLO.
- HEY, DARIA, IT'S DAD.
WOULD YOU TELL MOM I'VE GOT DINNER WITH A CLIENT TONIGHT?
A BIGGIE!
- UH, I'LL BE SURE TO LEAVE HER THAT MESSAGE.
- SUPER.
BUH-BYE.
- JANE.
NEW PLAN.
COME OVER AND PICK ME UP.
I'LL BE AT THE FRONT DOOR.
- HELLO.
- MOM AND DAD ARE TAKING THE NIGHT OFF
FROM BEING JAILERS,
SO I'M TAKING THE NIGHT OFF TOO.
- YOU'RE...BUSTING OUT?
- THE CONFINEMENT HAS MADE ME DESPERATE.
IF I DON'T GET OUT,
I'M AFRAID I'LL DO SOMETHING CRAZY.
- REALLY?
- NO, I'M GOING TO THE ROLLER HOCKEY GAME.
ARE YOU? - OH, UH, NO.
I'M NOT LOOKING FOR ANY TROUBLE,
BUT YOU GO AHEAD.
- I SUSPECT YOU HAVE SOME SCAM WORKED OUT FOR YOURSELF,
BUT SINCE I CAN'T PROVE ANYTHING,
I'M ASKING YOU NOT TO RAT ON ME.
- HMM. OKAY, YES.
I WILL DO THIS THING YOU ASK.
BUT ONE DAY I MAY ASK A FAVOR OF YOU.
- NEVER MIND.
[whistle]
THINK ANYTHING HAS HAPPENED YET?
- YOU MEAN ANYTHING COOL?
NAH.
THE AMBULANCE IS STILL ON THE LOT.
- HEY, LOOK. DARIA'S LOOSE.
- SEE? I TOLD YOU SHE WAS OKAY.
- SHE LOOKS FINE... FOR HER.
- I DON'T KNOW.
- THIS COULD BE IT.
- COME ON!
TAKE YOUR PUNISHMENT...
LIKE...A MAN.
- I'M NOT MAN, DUDE.
I'M A ROCKER.
- WHY, YOU...
[groaning]
WHERE'S YOUR...
ROCK AND ROLL POWER NOW?
HIPPIE.
- YAHH!
- AHHH.
[buzzer] - YES!
- WHOO-HOO!
ROCK AND ROLL POWER FOREVER.
- MY KNEE!
[growling] OH.
- DAMN.
- I DON'T SUPPOSE WE CAN GET A REFUND.
- HE COULD STILL HAVE A HEART ATTACK.
HE TRIES WALKING ON THE BAD KNEE,
AND THE PAIN IS SO BAD, HIS HEART STOPS.
- RIGHT.
- JUST TRYING TO FIND THE SILVER LINING.
- THEY DID MENTAL STUFF TO HER.
I CAN TELL.
- NOBODY BETTER TRY THAT ON ME.
- YEAH.
- QUINN?
- UGH, GET IT OFF ME!
- WHERE'S DARIA?
[cheers]
- IT'S PAYBACK TIME, RANDY.
- HEY, THIS ISN'T SO BAD.
- BEATS MONOPOLY.
- [whispers] QUINN, QUINN.
- TOMMY, GO AWAY.
- BUT YOU SAID--
- YOU'RE TWO HOURS LATE, JERK!
OH, HI, DARIA.
MOM FLIPPED LAST NIGHT WHEN SHE FOUND OUT
WHERE YOU WENT.
- AND HOW DID THAT HAPPEN?
- I REALLY DON'T KNOW.
OH, LOOK! HERE SHE IS NOW.
- YOUR HONOR--
- HAVEN'T YOU ALREADY MADE ENOUGH OF A MOCKERY
OF OUR JUDICIAL SYSTEM?
- I JUST WANT TO CONFER
WITH MY DISTINGUISHED COUNTERPART ON THE PROSECUTION.
- THAT SEEMS FAIR.
YOU CAN'T SERIOUSLY EXPECT ME TO PLEA BARGAIN.
WE'RE TALKING ABOUT A REPEAT OFFENDER HERE.
- OKAY, THE KID SCREWED UP.
BUT SHE'S NOT A HARD CASE YET.
SHE COULD GO EITHER WAY...
UNLESS YOU SEND HER BACK TO PRISON.
- DARIA, IT'S OUR POLICY TO BE TOUGH,
ESPECIALLY ON YOUTHFUL TRANSGRESSORS.
- BUT THINK OF THE EFFORT YOU HAVE TO SPEND
ON INCARCERATION:
SCRABBLE, RISK,
MONOPOLY, OPERATION.
- I SEE YOUR POINT.
- WELL?
- YOUR HONOR, THE FAMILY HAS OFFERED TO SETTLE.
DARIA AGREES TO PAROLE.
- I HAVE TO CALL IN IF I'M GOING TO BE LATER
THAN 7:00 P.M.
- SO WHAT HAPPENED?
DOES DARIA HAVE TO PAVE THE DRIVEWAY OR SOMETHING?
- I GOT OFF.
ENJOY PRISON.
- WAIT A MINUTE.
- DARIA HAS PROVEN THAT SHE UNDERSTANDS
THE NECESSITY FOR DISCIPLINE.
- BUT YOU'RE SENDING ME A BAD MESSAGE
ABOUT WHETHER I UNDERSTAND THAT...
WHATEVER YOU SAID.
- GOOD POINT.
- WELL...
WE'LL GIVE YOU PAROLE ON A TRIAL BASIS.
- OKAY.
IF TOMMY CALLS, TELL HIM I'M ON MY WAY.
[door opens, shuts]
- LISTEN, THIS NEW RULES THING WASN'T A TOTAL FAILURE.
WOULDN'T YOU LIKE TO HEAR SOME JUNIOR WELLS?
- YOU KNOW WHAT, WHY DON'T YOU GO OUT
AND FIND YOUR FRIENDS AND HAVE A GOOD TIME.
- COME HOME LATE. 10:30.
- HEY, THANKS.
♪ ♪
- SO, BASICALLY, YOU CONVINCED THEM
YOU WERE TOO DULL TO BE WORTH GROUNDING.
- EXACTLY.
AND THE SAD THING IS, IT'S KIND OF TRUE.
KEVIN, I ALREADY TOLD YOU,
MY PARENTS DID NOT CONDUCT EXPERIMENTS ON ME.
- I KNOW, I KNOW.
BUT SERIOUSLY, NOW TELL ME THE TRUTH.
- ALL RIGHT.
I HAD A MAGNETIC DEVICE IMPLANTED IN MY HEAD.
- I KNEW IT.
WHAT'S IT DO?
- IT ATTRACTS GULLIBLE BOYS.
- COOL. DOES IT WORK?
- IT'S WORKING RIGHT NOW.
- WHOA, DUDE.
THAT IS VERY UNCOOL.
- THERE IS NO SADDER SIGHT ON THIS EARTH
THAN A FOOTBALL PLAYER TRYING TO THINK.
- WHO SAID THAT?
- I BELIEVE IT WAS JEFFERSON.
- ♪ LA-LA, LA, LA-LA ♪
[rock music]
♪ ♪
♪ LA-LA-LA ♪
♪ ♪
♪ LA-LA-LA ♪
♪ ♪
♪ LA-LA-LA ♪
♪ ♪
♪ LA-LA, LA, LA-LA ♪
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