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- ♪ LA-LA, LA, LA-LA ♪
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♪ LA-LA, LA, LA-LA ♪
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[monkey grunting]
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- CAN MONKEYS SURF THE NET
AND CORRUPT OUR KIDS?
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CHIMPANZEE CHAT ROOMS NEXT
ON SICK, SAD WORLD.
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- PUT DOWN YOUR WEAPON.
I SURRENDER.
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- A LITTLE RESPECT
FOR THE STIGMATA 5,000,
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FINEST GLUE GUN
ON THE MARKET.
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- AND I THOUGHT YOU WERE ON YOUR
WAY TO A SCI-FI CONVENTION.
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- NO, THANKS.
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REALITY'S BIZARRE ENOUGH FOR ME.
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WHY DO I GET SO MUCH FUN
OUT OF THIS?
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- PAST LIFE AS A BARNACLE?
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- DON'T TOUCH.
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TOOK HOURS TO BUILD.
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IT'S THE SUBJECT OF A PAINTING.
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- YOU'RE GOING TO END UP ONE
OF THOSE OLD LADIES
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WHO BUILD THEIR HOUSES
OUT OF BOTTLES, AREN'T YOU?
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[dark heavy metal music]
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♪ ♪
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THERE GOES YOUR GENIUS GRANT.
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- YEAH, BUT MAYBE TRENT WILL
SHARE HIS WITH ME.
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- THAT'S TRENT?
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- COME ON, DARIA.
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LET'S GO COMPLAIN
ABOUT THE NOISE, HMM?
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- I DON'T FIND IT A PROBLEM.
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UM...I HAVE UNUSUALLY STURDY
EAR DRUMS.
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- I THINK TRENT'S BAND MIGHT
HAVE AN OPENING FOR A FLY GIRL.
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- I THINK I MIGHT HAVE
AN OPENING FOR A NEW FRIEND.
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♪ ♪
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ISN'T THAT TWO GUITARS?
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- YEAH, THE OTHER ONE'S JESSE.
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HE PLAYS RHYTHM
IN MYSTIC SPIRAL.
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- MYSTIC SPIRAL?
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- TRENT'S BAND.
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- SOUNDS LIKE ONE
OF THOSE DOORS COVER BANDS
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THAT PLAY BREW PUBS.
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- THEY WISH.
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[dissonant heavy metal music]
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♪ ♪
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- ♪ YOU'RE AN ANGEL IN BLACK ♪
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♪ YOU SURE HAVE THE KNACK ♪
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♪ FOR PUTTING MY HEART ♪
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♪ ON THE SHELF IN THE BACK ♪
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♪ I'M WAITING MY TURN ♪
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♪ OH, WHEN WILL I LEARN? ♪
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♪ MY POOR HEART ♪
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♪ YOU'RE GIVING IT ♪
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♪ FREEZER BURN
YEAH ♪
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♪ ♪
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- YO, TRENT!
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YOU WANT TO TURN IT DOWN A BIT?
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- ARE YOU KIDDING?
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HEY, DARIA.
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- [thinking] CAN'T SPEAK.
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MUST SPEAK.
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[out loud] HEY.
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- WHAT DO YOU THINK
OF THE SONG?
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- [thinking] IT HAS A BEAT,
AND YOU CAN DANCE TO IT...
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IF YOU HAVE NO SHAME.
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[out loud] UM...COOL.
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- IT'S CALLED ICEBOX WOMAN.
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- YOU GUYS OUGHT TO COME
TO THE NEXT MYSTIC SPIRAL GIG.
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WE'LL PUT YOU ON THE LIST.
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- DARIA THINKS THE NAME
MYSTIC SPIRAL
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SOUNDS LIKE A DOORS COVER BAND
THAT PLAYS BREW PUBS,
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DON'T YOU DARIA?
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- THAT'S NOT EXACTLY WHAT I--
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- HMM.
MAYBE YOU'RE RIGHT.
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WOULD IT HELP IF WE SPELLED
"MYSTIC" WITH TWO Ys?
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- [thinking] AND I'LL SPELL
MY NAME D-A-R-Y-A
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AND BE CROWNED MISS AMERICA.
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[out loud] IT MIGHT.
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- WE DOING A SHOW THIS WEEKEND?
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- NAH, WE'RE GOING
TO ALTERNAPALOOZA THIS WEEKEND.
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- YOU'RE GOING
TO ALTERNAPALOOZA?
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- YEAH.
IT'S WAY OUT IN SWEDESVILLE.
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- YOU THINK YOUR CAR
WILL MAKE IT?
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- WE'RE BORROWING OUR DRUMMER'S
VAN, THE TANK.
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IT'S INDESTRUCTIBLE.
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- YEAH, BUT YOU KNOW, JESS,
IT EATS GAS.
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I DON'T KNOW WHAT WE'RE GONNA DO
FOR GAS MONEY.
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- I COULD PROBABLY SCROUNGE
SOME UP
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IF YOU LET US COME ALONG.
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WE'D ENJOY THAT, WOULDN'T WE,
DARIA?
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- [thinking] PASS ME
A GUITAR STRING
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SO THAT I MIGHT SILENCE
MY FRIEND.
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[out loud] UH-HUH.
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- OKAY. COOL.
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WE'RE THERE, IF YOU CAN STAND
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BEING COOPED UP IN A VAN
WITH JESS AND ME FOR FOUR HOURS.
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- FRIENDS DON'T LET
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SHORT-WAISTED FRIENDS
WEAR HIP HUGGERS.
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- I HATE THESE BIG PLASTIC
THINGS.
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THEY'RE SO UGLY.
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- IF I WERE GONNA SHOPLIFT, I
WOULDN'T TAKE THAT CHEAP THING.
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- QUINN, CHEAP IS IN
THIS SEASON.
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- OH, THEN GET IT, DEFINITELY.
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- WHY ARE WE GOING
TO ALTERNAPALOOZA?
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ISN'T THAT FOR GIRLS
WHO DON'T SHAVE?
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- AS MEMBERS
OF THE FASHION CLUB,
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WE HAVE TO KEEP UP WITH
THE LATEST TRENDS
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IN MUSIC AND CLOTHES.
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- AND SHOW EVERYONE
THAT POPULAR KIDS
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CAN BE AS ALTERNATIVE
AS GEEKS.
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- IS THIS ALTERNATIVE?
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- IF YOU TUCK THE TOP IN,
NO.
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IF YOU LET IT HANG OUT,
YES.
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- DO I HAVE TO WEAR
CLUNKY SHOES?
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- UGH, WHEN YOU WEAR BIG SHOES,
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THE REST OF YOU LOOKS
EVEN CUTER BY COMPARISON.
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- OH.
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I GET IT.
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MAYBE I'LL SHAVE MY HEAD.
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[all laugh]
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- YOU CRACK ME UP, QUINN.
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- LOOK, TEMPORARY TATTOOS.
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WHOO-HOO.
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- QUINN, WHAT IS THAT THING
ON YOUR ARM?
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- DON'T WORRY, MOM.
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IT'S FAKE.
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- AW, YOU GOT A TATTOO
TO MATCH YOUR PERSONALITY.
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- I'M GOING TO ALTERNAPALOOZA
THIS WEEKEND.
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THIS IS SO I'LL FIT IN.
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- AND IF SOME GUY NAMED PIG PEN
ASKS YOU TO BE HIS OLD LADY,
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HELL, YOU'LL BE READY.
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- I'M ALSO THINKING OF HAVING
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MY BELLY BUTTON PIERCED
AT THE MALL.
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- WHAT?
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NO DAUGHTER OF MINE IS GONNA
MUTILATE HER BODY
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FOR THE SAKE OF SOME FAD!
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- THEN CAN I HAVE $29.95
FOR A REMOVABLE NOSE RING?
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NO PIERCING REQUIRED.
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- GOOD IDEA.
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YOU DON'T NEED ANY MORE HOLES
IN YOUR HEAD.
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- DARIA.
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- SAY, MOM, DID YOU GO TO ANY
FESTIVALS BACK IN THE '60s?
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- OH, SURE.
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I DID MY SHARE OF PARTYING.
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- YOU MEAN YOU EXPERIMENTED
WITH--
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- NO.
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YOUR FATHER WENT TO ONE
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OF THE MOST FAMOUS FESTIVALS
OF THE DECADE.
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- WOODSTOCK?
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- ALTAMONT.
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TERRIBLE TRAGEDY,
BUT I DEMANDED MY MONEY BACK,
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AND I GOT IT.
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- WASN'T ALTAMONT FREE?
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- [laughs]
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THAT'S THE SAME LINE THEY TRIED
TO USE ON ME.
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- WHERE'D YOU GET THAT
EYE-POPPING POLYESTER NUMBER?
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- DARIA, IT'S ALL ABOUT KNOWING
WHERE TO SHOP.
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WOW, YOU LOOK ALMOST NORMAL.
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IS THIS SOME KIND OF TRICK?
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- NO.
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I'M GOING TO ALTERNAPALOOZA.
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- [scoffs]
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- DON'T PANIC.
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I THINK WE'LL BE ABLE TO LOSE
EACH OTHER IN A CROWD OF 10,000.
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- I GUESS.
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YOU'RE NOT GOING
TO ALTERNAPALOOZA
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WITH THAT TOP TUCKED IN ARE YOU?
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- HAVE FUN AT THE CONCERT, DEAR.
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- UM...THANKS.
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- [laughs]
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HEY, STAY AWAY
FROM THE BROWN--
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- JAKE.
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- REMEMBER, DARIA,
JUST SAY "NO."
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HERE'S A 20, FOR SOUVENIRS
OR WHAT HAVE YOU.
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I GAVE ONE TO QUINN TOO.
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GET YOURSELF SOMETHING RAD.
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- THANKS.
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UH...WHAT ARE YOU GUYS
GONNA DO TODAY?
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- PAY THE BILLS.
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- WASH THE CARS.
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- WOW, WELL, REMEMBER TO TAKE
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PLENTY OF REST BREAKS,
AND STAY HYDRATED.
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BYE.
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- ♪ LA-LA, LA, LA-LA ♪
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♪ LA-LA, LA, LA-LA ♪
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- [adopts French accent]
OOH, LA, LA.
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IS THAT LIPSTICK?
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- I JUST HAD A LOLLIPOP.
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- SURE YOU DID, KID.
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- READY?
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SORRY, THERE'S ONLY
TWO SEATS UP HERE,
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BUT THERE'S PLENTY OF SPACE
IN THE BACK.
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- DARIA, WHY DON'T YOU SIT
IN FRONT WITH TRENT?
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- OH, I'D MUCH RATHER BE
IN THE BACK WITH YOU, JANE.
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[to Jane] EASIER TO GET
TO YOUR NECK.
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- GIRL TALK, HUH?
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- YOU KNOW DARIA.
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SHE'S A REGULAR CHATTERBOX.
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- [grunting]
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- WATCH YOUR HEAD.
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- YOU KNOW THE PROBLEM
WITH ALTERNATIVE BANDS?
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- UH, THEY'RE A BUNCH
OF CRYBABIES WHO SUCK AT SPORTS?
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- YEAH.
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[all laugh]
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- YOU THINK THE CHICKS
AT THIS THING WILL BE PIERCED?
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- YEAH, PIERCING IS SO STUPID.
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- IT'S BAD ENOUGH
WHEN THEY HAVE BRACES.
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- COOL, NOSE RING, QUINN.
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- YOU LOOK REALLY ALTERNATIVE.
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- YEAH, I NEVER REALIZED
YOUR NOSE WAS SO...HOT.
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- YO, HI, I'M DOLORES.
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I'M DOING 10 TO 15
FOR ARMED ROBBERY.
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WHAT ARE YOU IN FOR?
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- MY HEAD HURTS.
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- THE COPS DID THAT TO YOU,
DIDN'T THEY?
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BASTARDS.
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- HEY, JANE, GOT ANY CHANGE?
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- HEY, TRENT, GOT ANY SHAME?
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I ALREADY GAVE YOU ALL MY CASH.
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- OH, MAN,
THAT WAS CURTIS STALANO.
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- WHO?
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- HE GRADUATED WITH US.
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NOW HE'S WORKING
IN A TOLL BOOTH.
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WHOA.
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- YOU'D NEVER CATCH ME
IN A JOB LIKE THAT.
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- [thinking]
BECAUSE IT FALLS UNDER
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THE CATEGORY OF EMPLOYMENT.
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- HEY, MAN, WE'RE ARTISTS.
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WHO KNOWS WHERE WE'LL BE
IN FIVE YEARS?
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- [thinking] STILL LIVING OVER
YOUR PARENTS' GARAGE?
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- SAY IT, DARIA.
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WHATEVER YOU'RE THINKING,
SAY IT.
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IF YOU DON'T, THEY'LL GO ON LIKE
THIS FOR HOURS.
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- WE'VE GOT A VISION.
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- EYES ON THE PRIZE, MAN.
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EYES ON THE PRIZE.
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- YEAH, AND THIS GUY'S
NOT ABOUT SELLING OUT.
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- NO, WAY.
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- 'CAUSE FOR THAT TO HAPPEN,
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YOU'D NEED SOMEONE INTERESTED
IN BUYING.
236
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WELL, SOMEONE HAD TO PICK UP
THE SLACK.
237
00:09:38,077 --> 00:09:42,080
- "IF YOU LIVED HERE,
YOU'D BE HOME BY NOW."
238
00:09:42,082 --> 00:09:44,049
- AND BORED OUT OF YOUR MIND.
239
00:09:44,051 --> 00:09:45,750
[all laugh]
240
00:09:45,752 --> 00:09:47,685
- GOOD ONE, DARIA.
241
00:09:53,460 --> 00:09:57,862
- CAN SOMEBODY OPEN UP
A WINDOW, PLEASE?
242
00:09:57,864 --> 00:09:59,263
- WISH I COULD.
243
00:09:59,265 --> 00:10:02,333
ALL THE HANDLES ARE MISSING.
244
00:10:02,335 --> 00:10:04,935
WHOA, DIDN'T SEE
THAT ONE COMING.
245
00:10:04,937 --> 00:10:09,273
- LET US KNOW IF YOU DO
SEE ONE COMING.
246
00:10:09,275 --> 00:10:12,276
- ANYBODY ELSE
SMELL PEANUT BUTTER?
247
00:10:12,278 --> 00:10:13,578
- WHAT AM I SITTING ON?
248
00:10:13,580 --> 00:10:15,313
- LOOKS LIKE A SANDWICH,
249
00:10:15,315 --> 00:10:17,381
AND IT'S AN ANTIQUE.
250
00:10:19,853 --> 00:10:21,185
- I CAN'T BELIEVE IT.
251
00:10:21,187 --> 00:10:22,353
GORDON AND VICTORIA?
252
00:10:22,355 --> 00:10:24,288
SHE'S 6 INCHES TALLER THAN HIM.
253
00:10:24,290 --> 00:10:27,726
WHAT'S SHE THINKING?
254
00:10:27,728 --> 00:10:30,061
- THAT PEANUT BUTTER'S
MAKING ME HUNGRY.
255
00:10:30,063 --> 00:10:31,228
[bee buzzing]
256
00:10:31,230 --> 00:10:33,397
- KILLER BEE ALERT!
- GREAT.
257
00:10:33,399 --> 00:10:37,235
- HEY, JESSE, HAND ME THAT MAP.
258
00:10:37,237 --> 00:10:38,603
COME HERE, YOU STUPID--
259
00:10:38,605 --> 00:10:40,705
HOLD STILL, DARIA.
260
00:10:40,707 --> 00:10:43,241
YOU'RE MINE, STING BOY.
261
00:10:43,243 --> 00:10:44,275
whap!
262
00:10:44,277 --> 00:10:45,310
- OUCH!
263
00:10:45,312 --> 00:10:46,477
HE STUNG ME.
264
00:10:46,479 --> 00:10:47,711
- HE'LL NEVER DO IT AGAIN.
265
00:10:47,713 --> 00:10:49,747
- WHY DIDN'T I JUST STAY HOME,
266
00:10:49,749 --> 00:10:53,618
WHERE IT'S NICE AND QUIET
AND NOTHING EVER HAPPENS?
267
00:10:53,620 --> 00:10:54,685
- WHOO!
268
00:10:54,687 --> 00:10:55,719
- [laughs]
269
00:10:55,721 --> 00:10:56,954
STOP IT!
270
00:10:56,956 --> 00:10:59,090
- OOH, FOXY LADY!
271
00:10:59,092 --> 00:11:01,025
[laughs]
272
00:11:11,404 --> 00:11:12,670
- I HATE TO TELL YOU THIS,
273
00:11:12,672 --> 00:11:14,839
BUT THERE'S A BIG GREASY SPOT
274
00:11:14,841 --> 00:11:17,441
OF PEANUT BUTTERY GOODNESS
ON YOUR BUTT.
275
00:11:17,443 --> 00:11:19,376
- OF COURSE THERE IS.
276
00:11:23,283 --> 00:11:25,850
- OKAY, THAT'S A MEAT LOAF,
OPEN TURKEY WITH FRIES,
277
00:11:25,852 --> 00:11:29,220
BOX OF FROSTED FLAKES--
THOSE ARE PRETTY SMALL, HON.
278
00:11:29,222 --> 00:11:30,588
JUST ONE?
279
00:11:30,590 --> 00:11:33,724
- YOU'RE RIGHT.
MAKE IT FIVE.
280
00:11:33,726 --> 00:11:35,126
- AND YOU?
281
00:11:35,128 --> 00:11:37,428
- DRY TOAST AND TEA, PLEASE.
282
00:11:37,430 --> 00:11:39,096
- I THOUGHT
YOU LOOKED DEPRESSED.
283
00:11:39,098 --> 00:11:40,364
YOU WANT A BOOSTER SEAT?
284
00:11:40,366 --> 00:11:42,099
[laughs]
285
00:11:42,101 --> 00:11:44,468
FIVE BOXES OF FLAKES
AND ONE NAUSEA DELIGHT.
286
00:11:44,470 --> 00:11:46,170
YOU KIDS GOING TO THAT
ROCK AND ROLL SHINDIG
287
00:11:46,172 --> 00:11:47,805
OUT NEAR SWEDESVILLE?
288
00:11:47,807 --> 00:11:51,275
- NO, WE MADE A WRONG TURN
ON OUR WAY TO PARIS.
289
00:11:51,277 --> 00:11:52,810
[all chuckle]
290
00:11:52,812 --> 00:11:55,980
- YOU GOT A MOUTH ON YOU,
DON'T YOU?
291
00:11:55,982 --> 00:11:57,114
- WHY?
292
00:11:57,116 --> 00:11:59,917
- EVER THOUGHT OF BECOMING
A WAITRESS?
293
00:12:03,356 --> 00:12:04,856
- WHAT'S THAT SMELL?
294
00:12:04,858 --> 00:12:06,958
- UGH, A SKUNK.
295
00:12:06,960 --> 00:12:10,661
- ♪ OH, YEAH ♪
296
00:12:10,663 --> 00:12:14,065
- CAN YOU RIG THAT GLUE GUN
OF YOURS TO SHOOT BULLETS?
297
00:12:14,067 --> 00:12:15,834
I'M READY TO END MY SUFFERING.
298
00:12:15,836 --> 00:12:18,636
- WELL, YOU'RE NOT
YOUR USUAL SUNNY SELF.
299
00:12:18,638 --> 00:12:21,606
- I'VE GOT A BUMP ON MY HEAD,
A BUG BITE ON MY ARM,
300
00:12:21,608 --> 00:12:23,341
A SANDWICH ON MY ASS--
301
00:12:23,343 --> 00:12:25,109
- AND ALL IN FRONT OF TRENT.
302
00:12:25,111 --> 00:12:27,612
- NOW TURN THE KNIFE
COUNTERCLOCKWISE.
303
00:12:27,614 --> 00:12:29,347
I CAN'T GO BACK OUT THERE.
304
00:12:29,349 --> 00:12:31,049
YOU GO ON TO ALTERNAPALOOZA.
305
00:12:31,051 --> 00:12:35,486
TOMORROW, I'LL EMERGE AND BEGIN
MY NEW LIFE AS A WAITRESS.
306
00:12:35,488 --> 00:12:37,922
- DARIA, IF THERE'S ONE THING
I KNOW ABOUT MY BROTHER,
307
00:12:37,924 --> 00:12:39,157
IT'S THAT HE'S OBLIVIOUS.
308
00:12:39,159 --> 00:12:41,592
THERE'S NO NEED
TO BE SELF-CONSCIOUS.
309
00:12:41,594 --> 00:12:43,361
- OKAY.
310
00:12:43,363 --> 00:12:46,797
- NOW, WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO
ABOUT THAT STAIN ON YOUR BUTT?
311
00:12:46,799 --> 00:12:48,599
I'M KIDDING.
312
00:12:48,601 --> 00:12:50,868
IT LOOKS ALTERNATIVE.
313
00:12:50,870 --> 00:12:52,570
- ♪ I'D LIKE TO CLIMB ♪
314
00:12:52,572 --> 00:12:55,339
♪ INSIDE YOUR HEAD ♪
315
00:12:55,341 --> 00:12:58,476
♪ WATCH THE WHEELS WORKING ♪
316
00:12:58,478 --> 00:13:04,182
♪ LIKE HORSES ON THE CAROUSEL ♪
317
00:13:04,184 --> 00:13:07,152
♪ AND I SEE YOU GRIN TO ME ♪
318
00:13:07,154 --> 00:13:09,553
- THIS IS LIKE
THAT R.E.M. VIDEO,
319
00:13:09,555 --> 00:13:12,490
EXCEPT YOU CAN'T READ
ANYONE'S MIND.
320
00:13:15,829 --> 00:13:18,763
[horns honking]
321
00:13:20,433 --> 00:13:22,066
- I SHOULDN'T HAVE HAD THAT TEA.
322
00:13:22,068 --> 00:13:23,067
- YOU HAVE TO GO?
323
00:13:23,069 --> 00:13:25,336
THERE'S SOME TREES OVER THERE.
324
00:13:25,338 --> 00:13:26,637
- WHAT'S A MATTER, DARIA?
325
00:13:26,639 --> 00:13:27,872
YOU GOT TO WHIZ?
326
00:13:27,874 --> 00:13:28,907
- WHAT'S WRONG?
327
00:13:28,909 --> 00:13:30,141
- IT'S DARIA.
328
00:13:30,143 --> 00:13:31,609
SHE HAS TO PEE.
329
00:13:31,611 --> 00:13:33,011
- YOU HAVE TO PEE, DARIA?
330
00:13:33,013 --> 00:13:35,313
YOU COULD PEE
BEHIND THOSE TREES.
331
00:13:35,315 --> 00:13:36,514
SEE THOSE TREES?
332
00:13:36,516 --> 00:13:38,449
YOU COULD PEE BEHIND THERE.
333
00:13:40,186 --> 00:13:44,188
- IF I'M NOT BACK
IN TEN MINUTES, DON'T SEND HELP.
334
00:13:46,660 --> 00:13:48,926
- ♪ LA-LA, LA, LA-LA ♪
335
00:13:48,928 --> 00:13:51,729
♪ LA-LA, LA, LA-LA ♪
336
00:13:55,769 --> 00:13:59,470
- I KNEW I SHOULD HAVE
TAKEN BALLET.
337
00:13:59,472 --> 00:14:02,740
STOP STARING AT ME,
YOU SQUIRREL PERVERT!
338
00:14:04,577 --> 00:14:05,543
OW!
339
00:14:09,248 --> 00:14:11,148
- YOU COOL, DARIA?
340
00:14:11,150 --> 00:14:14,519
- YEAH, I'M READY FOR MY ABUSE,
MR. DEMILLE.
341
00:14:14,521 --> 00:14:18,656
- HEY, I THINK
THE TRAFFIC'S LETTING UP.
342
00:14:18,658 --> 00:14:21,459
- THEY'RE NOT GONNA MAKE FUN
OF ME?
343
00:14:21,461 --> 00:14:23,327
- FOR PEEING IN THE WOODS?
344
00:14:23,329 --> 00:14:24,929
THEY'RE IN A BAND, DARIA.
345
00:14:24,931 --> 00:14:27,365
THOSE BOYS PUKE ON EACH OTHER
ON A REGULAR BASIS.
346
00:14:27,367 --> 00:14:30,567
- THAT REMINDS ME,
YOU OWE ME A SHIRT.
347
00:14:33,172 --> 00:14:35,807
- UGH, STRETCH PANTS.
348
00:14:35,809 --> 00:14:37,675
EVERYWHERE, STRETCH PANTS.
349
00:14:37,677 --> 00:14:40,912
- HEY, THESE ARE STRETCH PANTS.
350
00:14:40,914 --> 00:14:42,579
I'M WEARING STRETCH PANTS!
351
00:14:42,581 --> 00:14:44,081
[hyperventilating]
352
00:14:44,083 --> 00:14:45,416
- THEY'RE LEGGINGS.
353
00:14:45,418 --> 00:14:47,251
THEY'RE LEGGINGS.
354
00:14:47,253 --> 00:14:52,257
IT'S ALL RIGHT.
355
00:14:52,259 --> 00:14:53,958
- THREE CHEESEBURGER DELUXE,
356
00:14:53,960 --> 00:14:56,160
FOUR SMALL HOUSE SALADS...
357
00:14:56,162 --> 00:14:58,329
WITH OIL AND VINEGAR
ON THE SIDE.
358
00:14:58,331 --> 00:15:01,366
- WHAT DO YOU MEAN THEY DON'T
HAVE BATHROOMS AT THIS THING?
359
00:15:01,368 --> 00:15:03,267
IS THIS YOUR IDEA OF A JOKE?
360
00:15:03,269 --> 00:15:04,368
- BUT, BABE--
361
00:15:04,370 --> 00:15:06,036
- BRITTANY, HOW CAN YOU BE
SO NAIVE?
362
00:15:06,038 --> 00:15:07,738
IT'S STRICTLY PORTABLE TOILETS.
363
00:15:07,740 --> 00:15:09,974
- NO WAY. GROSS.
364
00:15:09,976 --> 00:15:14,645
NEXT YOU'LL BE TELLING ME
I HAVE TO SIT ON THE GROUND.
365
00:15:14,647 --> 00:15:16,881
- YOUR TURN, TRENT.
WE'RE UP TO "D."
366
00:15:16,883 --> 00:15:18,383
- I'M GOING TO THE PICNIC.
367
00:15:18,385 --> 00:15:22,553
I'M BRINGING ASBESTOS
INSULATION, BRINE SHRIMP,
368
00:15:22,555 --> 00:15:26,023
THE CRYOGENICALLY FROZEN HEAD
OF WALT DISNEY,
369
00:15:26,025 --> 00:15:28,559
AND A DROMEDARY.
370
00:15:28,561 --> 00:15:30,061
- I'M GOING TO THE PICNIC,
371
00:15:30,063 --> 00:15:33,364
AND I'M BRINGING ASBESTOS
INSULATION, BRINE SHRIMP,
372
00:15:33,366 --> 00:15:35,933
THE CRYOGENICALLY FROZEN HEAD
OF WALT DISNEY,
373
00:15:35,935 --> 00:15:40,905
A DROMEDARY, AND A EUROCENTRIC
VIEW OF WORLD HISTORY.
374
00:15:40,907 --> 00:15:43,007
- I'M GOING TO THE PICNIC,
AND I'M BRINGING--
375
00:15:43,009 --> 00:15:44,808
crash!
376
00:15:44,810 --> 00:15:46,444
- MY GLASSES.
377
00:15:46,446 --> 00:15:47,545
- SORRY.
378
00:15:47,547 --> 00:15:50,614
HEY, JANEY,
I SAW THAT ONE COMING.
379
00:15:50,616 --> 00:15:53,584
- DON'T WORRY, I CAN FIX 'EM.
380
00:15:53,586 --> 00:15:54,718
- YOU NEED THE GLUE GUN?
381
00:15:54,720 --> 00:15:56,153
- KEEP THAT THING AWAY FROM ME.
382
00:15:56,155 --> 00:15:58,256
YOU'LL MISS
AND GLUE MY EYELIDS SHUT.
383
00:15:58,258 --> 00:16:01,926
- THERE'S SOME TAPE
IN THE BACK THERE.
384
00:16:01,928 --> 00:16:04,228
- DUCT TAPE. GREAT.
385
00:16:04,230 --> 00:16:05,463
- IT'S FINE.
386
00:16:05,465 --> 00:16:07,332
IT LOOKS ALTERNATIVE.
387
00:16:07,334 --> 00:16:08,399
[engine hissing]
388
00:16:08,401 --> 00:16:11,335
[engine knocking]
389
00:16:13,472 --> 00:16:15,405
- NOW MY DAY'S COMPLETE.
390
00:16:20,179 --> 00:16:22,346
- WASN'T THAT YOUR COUSIN
BACK THERE?
391
00:16:22,348 --> 00:16:23,948
- WHAT?
392
00:16:23,950 --> 00:16:25,349
- WHAT'S THAT SMELL?
393
00:16:25,351 --> 00:16:27,318
- UGH, FERTILIZER!
394
00:16:30,756 --> 00:16:32,856
- WHAT DO WE DO NOW?
395
00:16:32,858 --> 00:16:34,058
- THERE'S A NOISE WALL UP AHEAD.
396
00:16:34,060 --> 00:16:35,259
THERE MUST BE HOUSES BEHIND IT.
397
00:16:35,261 --> 00:16:36,527
DARIA, YOU AND TRENT WAIT HERE.
398
00:16:36,529 --> 00:16:38,596
JESSE AND I WILL FIND A PHONE
AND CALL FOR HELP.
399
00:16:38,598 --> 00:16:40,531
[to Daria] GREAT PLAN, HUH?
400
00:16:45,538 --> 00:16:47,204
- OUTLET SHOPPING!
401
00:16:47,206 --> 00:16:48,605
- CHANGE OF PLANS.
402
00:16:48,607 --> 00:16:49,807
- WHAT?
403
00:16:49,809 --> 00:16:51,542
- NO WAY. NO WAY.
- YOU'RE KIDDING ME.
404
00:16:51,544 --> 00:16:53,310
- COME ON. UGH.
405
00:16:55,214 --> 00:16:57,581
- WHAT IS THAT?
A PYRAMID?
406
00:16:57,583 --> 00:16:58,783
- A MOUNTAIN.
407
00:16:58,785 --> 00:16:59,817
- A SQUARE.
408
00:17:03,890 --> 00:17:05,289
- A CLOTHES HANGER.
409
00:17:05,291 --> 00:17:06,791
OUTLET SHOPPING!
410
00:17:06,793 --> 00:17:09,427
- HEY!
411
00:17:09,429 --> 00:17:10,428
[soft guitar music]
412
00:17:10,430 --> 00:17:11,962
♪ ♪
413
00:17:11,964 --> 00:17:14,899
- [humming]
414
00:17:22,208 --> 00:17:24,909
- WHAT CHORD IS THAT?
415
00:17:24,911 --> 00:17:26,644
- "G."
416
00:17:26,646 --> 00:17:30,314
- OH.
417
00:17:30,316 --> 00:17:35,352
♪ ♪
418
00:17:35,354 --> 00:17:38,289
- [humming]
419
00:17:41,327 --> 00:17:44,829
- UM...NICE TATTOO.
TRIBAL?
420
00:17:44,831 --> 00:17:46,763
- MAORI.
421
00:17:46,765 --> 00:17:51,335
I COPIED IT OUT OF TATTOO
WORLD'S INTERNATIONAL ISSUE.
422
00:17:51,337 --> 00:17:55,006
- VERY GRAPHIC AND...
MEANINGFUL.
423
00:17:55,008 --> 00:17:57,074
- YEAH.
IT MAKES A STATEMENT.
424
00:17:57,076 --> 00:17:58,642
YOU KNOW WHAT IT IS?
425
00:17:58,644 --> 00:18:01,012
- [thinking] I GOT A TATTOO
OUT OF A MAGAZINE?
426
00:18:01,014 --> 00:18:03,114
- I GOT A TATTOO
OUT OF A MAGAZINE.
427
00:18:03,116 --> 00:18:04,682
[both laugh]
428
00:18:04,684 --> 00:18:08,519
- I GUESS IT'S BETTER THAN
TRYING TO COPY ONE OFF THE TV.
429
00:18:08,521 --> 00:18:13,858
- DARIA, DO YOU EVER FEEL LIKE
MAYBE YOU ARE WASTING YOUR LIFE?
430
00:18:13,860 --> 00:18:15,459
- ONLY WHEN I'M AWAKE.
431
00:18:15,461 --> 00:18:19,697
- LIKE, NO MONEY, NO JOB,
YOU LIVE WITH YOUR PARENTS,
432
00:18:19,699 --> 00:18:23,133
AND YOU STILL CAN'T PLAY
IN OPEN "D" TUNING.
433
00:18:23,135 --> 00:18:26,037
- WELL, I HAVEN'T HAD
THOSE EXACT THOUGHTS.
434
00:18:26,039 --> 00:18:29,573
- MAYBE I WILL END UP
A TOWNIE DOING DOORS COVERS.
435
00:18:29,575 --> 00:18:32,809
I MEAN, WHO'S TO SAY, RIGHT?
436
00:18:32,811 --> 00:18:35,679
- UM...YOU KNOW, TRENT,
IT TAKES A LOT OF GUTS
437
00:18:35,681 --> 00:18:37,048
TO GO AFTER A DREAM,
438
00:18:37,050 --> 00:18:38,882
ESPECIALLY WHEN YOU KNOW
THAT FAILURE CAN MEAN
439
00:18:38,884 --> 00:18:40,217
SPENDING THE REST OF YOUR LIFE
440
00:18:40,219 --> 00:18:43,587
PLAYING L.A. WOMAN...
IN PUBLIC.
441
00:18:43,589 --> 00:18:45,789
- HMM.
I GUESS.
442
00:18:45,791 --> 00:18:48,292
- AND EVEN IF IT DOESN'T
WORK OUT, AT LEAST FOR NOW,
443
00:18:48,294 --> 00:18:50,161
YOU'RE DOING EXACTLY
WHAT YOU WANT TO.
444
00:18:50,163 --> 00:18:53,196
- YEAH, THAT'S TRUE.
445
00:18:53,198 --> 00:18:56,066
- A LOT OF PEOPLE NEVER EVEN
GET THAT FAR.
446
00:18:56,068 --> 00:18:58,702
- I GUESS I'M NOT DOING TOO BAD.
447
00:18:58,704 --> 00:19:01,772
YOU KNOW, DARIA,
SOMETIMES IT'S HARD TO BELIEVE
448
00:19:01,774 --> 00:19:03,340
YOU'RE IN HIGH SCHOOL.
449
00:19:03,342 --> 00:19:06,444
- I FIND THE SITUATION
UNBELIEVABLE MYSELF.
450
00:19:06,446 --> 00:19:08,779
- YOU'RE PRETTY COOL.
451
00:19:08,781 --> 00:19:10,714
- THANKS.
452
00:19:12,785 --> 00:19:15,018
- YO.
- SO?
453
00:19:15,020 --> 00:19:17,288
- THERE WAS NOTHING BEHIND
THAT WALL BUT A CORNFIELD,
454
00:19:17,290 --> 00:19:19,390
AND THE CORN
WASN'T VERY HELPFUL.
455
00:19:19,392 --> 00:19:22,126
- HELPFUL CORN,
THAT'S A COOL NAME FOR A BAND.
456
00:19:22,128 --> 00:19:26,063
- EVEN BETTER THAN
MYSTIC SPIRAL, HUH, DARIA?
457
00:19:32,605 --> 00:19:34,205
[engine turns over]
458
00:19:34,207 --> 00:19:35,439
ALL RIGHT.
459
00:19:35,441 --> 00:19:37,507
- I KNEW THIS WOULD
COME IN HANDY.
460
00:19:37,509 --> 00:19:38,976
- STOP POINTING THAT THING
AT ME.
461
00:19:38,978 --> 00:19:40,077
- LET'S GO.
462
00:19:40,079 --> 00:19:41,578
WE CAN STILL CATCH
SOME OF THE SHOW.
463
00:19:41,580 --> 00:19:43,880
- UH, MAYBE NOT.
464
00:19:45,952 --> 00:19:47,985
- WHY'S EVERYONE GOING
THE WRONG WAY?
465
00:19:47,987 --> 00:19:49,954
- THE CONCERT'S OVER, MAN.
466
00:19:49,956 --> 00:19:52,356
- IT WAS AMAZING.
467
00:19:52,358 --> 00:19:54,292
WHERE AM I?
468
00:19:54,294 --> 00:19:55,326
- IS HE ALL RIGHT?
469
00:19:55,328 --> 00:19:57,895
- OH, YEAH, HE'S COOL,
JUST,
470
00:19:57,897 --> 00:20:01,098
YOU KNOW, A LITTLE SLEEPY.
471
00:20:01,100 --> 00:20:23,821
- ARE YOU MY MOMMY?
472
00:20:23,823 --> 00:20:26,757
- [humming]
473
00:20:30,697 --> 00:20:33,130
[pancake batter sizzling]
474
00:20:33,132 --> 00:20:36,667
I SHOULD REALLY MAKE PANCAKES
MORE OFTEN.
475
00:20:36,669 --> 00:20:39,303
THE BATTER'S SO SENSUAL.
476
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- LIKE BATTER, LIKE CHEF.
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- HI, GIRLS.
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- HOW WAS THE FESTIVAL?
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- ♪ LA-LA, LA, LA-LA ♪
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♪ LA-LA, LA ♪
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♪ LA-LA, LA ♪
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♪ LA-LA, LA ♪
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♪ LA-LA, LA, LA-LA ♪