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- ♪ LA-LA, LA, LA-LA ♪
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♪ LA-LA, LA, LA-LA ♪
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- WHY, QUINN, THIS IS DARLING.
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- YOU LOOK SO HAPPY, SWEETIE.
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- I FELT HAPPY.
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I ALWAYS FEEL HAPPY
ON PICTURE DAY.
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DO YOU THINK
THAT NATURE'S PRECIOUS WONDERS
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WAS A GOOD CHOICE
FOR BACKGROUND?
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'CAUSE I ALMOST WENT WITH
STARLIGHT OVER YOSEMITE.
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- I THINK IT WAS A FINE CHOICE.
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WHAT DID YOU PICK, DARIA?
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- BLACK CLOUD
SWALLOWING CHERNOBYL.
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- COME ON, DARIA.
WHERE'S YOUR SCHOOL PICTURE?
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- [sighs]
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- WOW, THAT'S SHARP FOCUS.
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- DARIA, JUST ONCE,
WHY CAN'T YOU SMILE
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WHEN SOMEBODY TAKES
YOUR PICTURE?
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- I DON'T LIKE TO SMILE
UNLESS I HAVE A REASON.
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- DARIA, PEOPLE JUDGE YOU
BY YOUR EXPRESSIONS.
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- YEAH, AND I BELIEVE
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THERE IS SOMETHING INTRINSICALLY
WRONG WITH THAT SYSTEM.
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I HAVE DEDICATED MYSELF
TO CHANGING IT.
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- HEY, DID YOU GUYS SEE THESE?
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- THIS IS IT, MACK DADDY,
THE WEEK OF WEEKS.
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- TOO MUCH HERO WORSHIP
ISN'T HEALTHY, YOU KNOW.
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AND DON'T CALL ME THAT.
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- BUT THE MAN IS COMING,
THE MAN!
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TOMMY SHERMAN
BROUGHT IT HOME, BRO,
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THE STATE CHAMPIONSHIP.
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AND NOW HE'S COMING BACK
TO LAWNDALE.
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- I KNOW ALL ABOUT IT.
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JODIE'S GIVING A SPEECH ABOUT
THE NEW GOALPOST, REMEMBER?
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- OH, YEAH.
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DOES SHE NEED ANY HELP
WITH IDEAS FOR THAT,
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LIKE FROM A QUARTERBACK'S
POINT OF VIEW?
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- GEE, I'LL ASK HER...
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WHEN THERE AREN'T
ANY SHARP OBJECTS AROUND.
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- COOL.
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- WHAT'S THE BIG DEAL ABOUT
THIS FOOTBALL GUY ANYWAY?
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- HE WAS QUARTERBACK
THREE YEARS AGO,
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WHEN THE SCHOOL WON
THE STATE CHAMPIONSHIP.
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MY BROTHER KNEW HIM.
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- WELL, WHY NAME THE GOALPOSTS
AFTER HIM?
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WHY NOT THE WHOLE STADIUM?
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- GOALPOST.
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SEE, HIS TRADEMARK WAS,
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HE ALWAYS WANTED TO RUN
THE TOUCHDOWN IN HIMSELF.
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- A REAL TEAM PLAYER.
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- BUT HE COULDN'T KEEP HIMSELF
FROM WAVING TO THE CROWD
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WHEN HE DID IT.
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THEY'D CHEER.
HE'D WAVE.
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AND, WHAM, HE'D RUN
RIGHT INTO THE GOALPOST.
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- WHAT AN INTELLIGENT YOUNG MAN.
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- HE BROKE HIS OWN NOSE TWICE.
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THEN, IN THE PLAY-OFF THE WEEK
BEFORE THE STATE CHAMPIONSHIP,
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HE SCORED THE WINNING TOUCHDOWN
AND HIT THE GOALPOST SO HARD,
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HE CRACKED HIS HELMET.
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HE WAS UNCONSCIOUS FOR SIX DAYS.
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MIRACULOUSLY, HE WOKE UP
THE NIGHT BEFORE THE BIG GAME
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FEELING GREAT.
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THE NEXT DAY,
HE LED THE TEAM TO VICTORY.
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- STIRRING.
- ISN'T IT?
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SO NOW THE SCHOOL'S BOUGHT
ONE OF THOSE NEW GOALPOSTS
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DESIGNED TO BREAK APART
RATHER THAN SPLIT YOUR SKULL.
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- WHY ONLY ONE?
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- BUDGET CUTS.
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AND THEY'RE NAMING IT
AFTER GOOD OL' TOMMY SHERMAN.
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AND HERE COMES THE LUCKY
STUDENT COUNCIL MEMBER
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WHO WILL DO THE HONORS.
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- GIVE ME A BREAK.
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HEY, DARIA, I CAN'T GET PAST
THE INTRODUCTION TO THE SPEECH.
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CAN I READ IT TO YOU?
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- DOES THAT MEAN I DON'T HAVE
TO LISTEN TO IT LATER?
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- "GOOD AFTERNOON,
STUDENTS, FACULTY,
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"AND DISTINGUISHED ALUMNI
OF LAWNDALE HIGH.
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AS A REPRESENTATIVE
OF YOUR STUDENT COUNCIL..."
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ANY IDEAS?
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- "IT IS MY PRIVILEGE TODAY
TO ONCE AGAIN SEND THE MESSAGE
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THAT LEARNING IS NO SUBSTITUTE
FOR WINNING."
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- "AND THAT IT'S NOT HOW HARD
YOU STUDY;
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IT'S HOW HARD
YOU PLAY FOOTBALL."
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- GOSH, THANKS SO MUCH.
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YOU THINK I LIKE THIS?
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- IF YOU DON'T BELIEVE
ANY OF IT, WHY GIVE THE SPEECH?
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- BECAUSE I'M ON
THE STUDENT COUNCIL.
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IT'S A JOB
WITH MANY RESPONSIBILITIES,
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AND TODAY IT'S MY RESPONSIBILITY
TO KISS THE BUTT OF SOME JOCK
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GETTING A GOALPOST
NAMED AFTER HIM.
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BUT AT LEAST NOW I FEEL
REALLY GOOD ABOUT IT.
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- HEY.
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- LEAVE ME ALONE!
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- CHICKS.
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- YEAH, CHICKS.
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- KEEP GOING;
IT GETS BETTER.
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HELLO, BEAUTIFUL.
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I SEE ONE THING
ABOUT LAWNDALE FOOTBALL
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HAS IMPROVED A LOT
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SINCE I WAS UNANIMOUSLY VOTED
MOST VALUABLE PLAYER:
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THE CHEERLEADERS.
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- YOU'RE TOMMY SHERMAN.
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- YOU KNOW YOUR SPORTS.
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- MY BOYFRIEND'S KEVIN THOMPSON.
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HE'S QUARTERBACK OF THE TEAM.
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HE WORSHIPS YOU.
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- THAT'S GREAT.
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LISTEN, THEY'RE PUTTING ME UP
AT THE LAWNDALE MANOR.
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WHY DON'T YOU AND I HEAD
BACK THERE,
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ORDER SOME CHAMPAGNE,
GET HORIZONTAL,
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AND YOU CAN FIND OUT
JUST HOW BIG A HERO I AM.
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- DIDN'T YOU HEAR WHAT I SAID?
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MY BOYFRIEND
IS YOUR BIGGEST FAN.
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- WHAT ARE YOU TELLING ME?
HE WANTS TO WATCH?
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I DON'T KNOW.
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ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT.
HE CAN WATCH.
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HEY, WHERE YOU ARE GOING?
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DID SOMEONE FLASH
THE BIMBO SIGNAL?
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- TOMMY SHERMAN.
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- THAT'S THE NAME.
DON'T WEAR IT OUT.
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- I'M YOUR BIGGEST FAN.
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- I DOUBT THAT, UNLESS
THE REST OF THEM ARE PYGMIES.
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- I'M KEVIN THOMPSON.
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THIS IS
MICHAEL JORDAN MACKENZIE.
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WE CALL HIM MACK.
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- MICHAEL JORDAN MACKENZIE?
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YOU'RE KIDDING, RIGHT?
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- IT WAS
MICHAEL JAMES MACKENZIE.
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MY DAD WENT TO A BULLS'
PLAY-OFF GAME WHEN I WAS 12,
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AND THEN HE...CHANGED IT.
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- THAT'S SICK, MAN.
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SO WHAT ARE YOU GUYS,
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ON THE INTRAMURAL SQUAD
OR SOMETHING?
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- VARSITY, DUDE.
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I'M THE QB.
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- [laughs]
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[both laughing]
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WHY ARE YOU LAUGHING?
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- UM, WHY ARE YOU?
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- I'M JUST PICTURING
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A SCRAWNY LITTLE GUY LIKE YOU
TRYING TO PLAY
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FOR SOME THIRD-RATE
JUNIOR COLLEGE SOMEWHERE
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AND GETTING YOUR BUTT KICKED
EVERY WEEK.
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- OH, YEAH.
THAT'S FUNNY.
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- NO, IT ISN'T.
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- HEY, BRITT,
DID YOU MEET TOMMY SHERMAN?
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- YES!
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- HEY, BABE,
WHAT'S THE MATTER?
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- PLEASED TO MAKE
YOUR ACQUAINTANCE.
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- YEAH, MAKE SURE YOUR FATHER
DOESN'T GO
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TO ANY WHOOPI GOLDBERG MOVIES.
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[laughs]
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- EXCUSE ME.
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- YOU'RE KIDDING, RIGHT?
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YOU THINK I'M GOING
TO TALK TO YOU?
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YOU, MAYBE--
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LIKE, FOUR HOURS INTO A KEGGER.
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- PERHAPS AFTER I VOMIT
ON YOUR SHOES?
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- I DON'T WANT TO TALK TO YOU.
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- YEAH, RIGHT.
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YOU SAID, "EXCUSE ME."
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- YOU'RE ON MY LOCKER.
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- DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM?
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TOMMY SHERMAN?
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- I KNOW THE WHOLE SCHOOL
IS TURNING ITSELF INSIDE OUT
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BECAUSE OF SOME
EGOTISTICAL FOOTBALL PLAYER.
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AND I'VE SEEN YOU INSULT
OR PROPOSITION
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JUST ABOUT EVERYONE
YOU'VE COME ACROSS.
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SO MY GUESS IS THAT YOU'RE
THE FOOTBALL PLAYER GUY.
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CONGRATULATIONS.
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YOU MUST HAVE WORKED VERY HARD
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TO BECOME SUCH A COLOSSAL JERK
SO QUICKLY.
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- [snickers]
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- YOU KNOW WHAT TOMMY SHERMAN'S
GONNA DO NOW?
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HE'S GONNA GO OUT
ONTO THE FOOTBALL FIELD
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AND CHECK OUT HIS NEW GOALPOST.
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HE'S GONNA READ THE PLAQUE
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AND THINK ABOUT ALL THE PEOPLE
WHO ADMIRE HIM.
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BUT YOU WOULDN'T KNOW ANYTHING
ABOUT THAT.
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YOU'RE ONE OF THOSE
MISERY CHICKS,
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ALWAYS MOPING
ABOUT WHAT A CRUEL WORLD IT IS,
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MAKING A BIG DEAL ABOUT IT
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SO PEOPLE WON'T NOTICE
YOU'RE A LOSER.
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- I DON'T THINK HE LIKES YOU.
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- THAT DOESN'T BOTHER ME.
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WHAT BOTHERS ME
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IS THAT THAT JERK IS GOING
TO BE TREATED LIKE A HERO
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FOR THE REST OF HIS LIFE.
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- WELL, MAYBE HE WON'T LIVE
THAT LONG.
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- COME ON; YOU KNOW
WISHES DON'T COME TRUE.
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crash!
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- OH, MY GOD,
THE GOALPOST FELL!
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TOMMY SHERMAN'S DEAD!
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[sobbing]
HE'S DEAD!
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- ♪ LA-LA, LA, LA-LA ♪
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♪ LA-LA, LA, LA-LA ♪
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- HOW DOES ONE MAKE SENSE
OF A TRAGEDY SO...TRAGIC?
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A YOUNG MAN, A HERO STRUCK DOWN
IN A FREAKISH ACCIDENT
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BY THE VERY GOALPOST
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THAT WAS TO HAVE BEEN DEDICATED
IN HIS HONOR.
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WHAT LESSON CAN WE TAKE
FROM ALL OF THIS,
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OTHER THAN NOT TO LEAVE
ANY GOALPOSTS
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AND SHARP-EDGED WOODEN CRATES
LEANING PRECARIOUSLY
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AGAINST THE BLEACHERS?
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THE LESSON IS TO SPREAD JOY,
SPREAD LIGHT.
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MAKE IT YOUR GOAL
TO MAKE OTHERS FEEL GOOD.
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AND WHEN YOU REACH THAT GOAL,
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YOU KEEP RUNNING
UNTIL YOU REACH THE GOALPOST.
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YOU HIT THAT GOALPOST...HARD.
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THAT'S WHAT THIS YOUNG MAN DID,
AND THAT IS THE LEGACY
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HE HAS LEFT TO YOU, TO ME,
TO LAWNDALE HIGH.
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- [sobbing]
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- WILL SOMEONE GET HIM
OUT OF HERE
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SO WE CAN ALL SING
ONE SWEET DAY?
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- IT'S WEIRD.
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ONE MINUTE HE'S STANDING THERE,
CALLING ME A LOSER.
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THE NEXT MINUTE, HE'S DEAD.
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- YEAH.
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- I MEAN, THE GUY
MS. LI WAS TALKING ABOUT
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DIDN'T BEAR ANY RESEMBLANCE
TO THE GUY WE MET, BUT STILL.
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- LISTEN,
I'M GOING HOME TO CHANGE.
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I THINK I'M GOING TO GO
FOR A RUN.
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- I'LL WALK YOU.
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- ACTUALLY, I THINK I WANT
TO WALK BY MYSELF FOR A WHILE.
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SEE YOU LATER.
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- HEY, DARIA.
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COULD I TALK TO YOU?
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- WHY?
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- ABOUT, YOU KNOW, TOMMY.
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I'M REALLY BUMMED OUT.
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- YEAH.
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00:08:56,102 --> 00:08:58,002
I'M SORRY ABOUT THAT, KEVIN,
231
00:08:58,004 --> 00:08:59,571
BUT I DON'T KNOW
WHAT TO TELL YOU.
232
00:08:59,573 --> 00:09:01,973
I ONLY MET HIM
RIGHT BEFORE THE ACCIDENT.
233
00:09:01,975 --> 00:09:03,174
- ME TOO!
234
00:09:03,176 --> 00:09:05,577
BUT, I MEAN,
IT REALLY MAKES YOU THINK.
235
00:09:05,579 --> 00:09:08,513
GOT ANY, LIKE, WORDS OF WISDOM
OR WHATEVER?
236
00:09:08,515 --> 00:09:10,248
- LIKE WHAT?
237
00:09:10,250 --> 00:09:11,382
- I DON'T KNOW.
238
00:09:11,384 --> 00:09:13,518
I FIGURE YOU THINK ABOUT
DEPRESSING STUFF A LOT.
239
00:09:13,520 --> 00:09:14,919
YOU'RE THAT TYPE, YOU KNOW?
240
00:09:14,921 --> 00:09:16,721
- NO, I DON'T KNOW.
241
00:09:16,723 --> 00:09:18,356
- I MEAN, THE GUY WAS A HERO--
242
00:09:18,358 --> 00:09:20,891
A REALLY GOOD QUARTERBACK,
EVERYBODY LIKED HIM,
243
00:09:20,893 --> 00:09:22,327
KIND OF HUNKY, YOU KNOW.
244
00:09:22,329 --> 00:09:24,028
NOT THAT I'D NOTICE
SOMETHING LIKE THAT.
245
00:09:24,030 --> 00:09:27,232
AND NOW HE'S JUST, LIKE,
THE DEAD GUY.
246
00:09:27,234 --> 00:09:30,835
- TELL ME, KEVIN;
DID HE REMIND YOU OF ANYONE?
247
00:09:30,837 --> 00:09:32,137
- WHAT DO YOU MEAN?
248
00:09:32,139 --> 00:09:34,872
- MAYBE HIS DEATH HIT
A LITTLE TOO CLOSE TO HOME?
249
00:09:34,874 --> 00:09:36,775
- HMM, I GET WHAT YOU'RE SAYING.
250
00:09:36,777 --> 00:09:39,043
BUT I DON'T BELIEVE IN GHOSTS,
DARIA.
251
00:09:39,045 --> 00:09:40,144
- WHAT?
252
00:09:40,146 --> 00:09:41,979
- YOU'RE SAYING
HE GOT HIT ON THE HEAD
253
00:09:41,981 --> 00:09:44,716
OUT THERE ON THE FOOTBALL FIELD,
THE TEAM'S HOME,
254
00:09:44,718 --> 00:09:46,584
AND NOW IT'S GOING TO BE CURSED
OR SOMETHING
255
00:09:46,586 --> 00:09:48,052
AND WE'RE GOING TO LOSE
ALL OUR GAMES.
256
00:09:48,054 --> 00:09:50,221
I'M A LITTLE SURPRISED, DARIA.
257
00:09:50,223 --> 00:09:51,956
- THAT MAKES TWO OF US.
258
00:09:51,958 --> 00:09:55,126
- I DIDN'T FIGURE YOU TO BELIEVE
IN ALL THAT MUMBO-GUMBO.
259
00:09:55,128 --> 00:09:58,029
- GEE, I HOPE THIS WON'T LOWER
YOUR OPINION OF ME.
260
00:09:58,031 --> 00:10:01,266
- [laughs]
COME ON!
261
00:10:01,268 --> 00:10:03,534
HOW MUCH LOWER COULD IT GET?
262
00:10:03,536 --> 00:10:04,936
- DARIA?
263
00:10:04,938 --> 00:10:06,004
- BRITTANY?
264
00:10:06,006 --> 00:10:07,605
- DARIA,
I'VE GOT TO TALK TO YOU.
265
00:10:07,607 --> 00:10:09,040
- ABOUT?
266
00:10:09,042 --> 00:10:10,375
- TOMMY SHERMAN.
267
00:10:10,377 --> 00:10:12,110
- MAYBE YOU SHOULD TALK
TO KEVIN.
268
00:10:12,112 --> 00:10:14,145
- I CAN'T TALK TO KEVIN.
269
00:10:14,147 --> 00:10:16,747
TOMMY SHERMAN WAS A JERK.
270
00:10:16,749 --> 00:10:19,784
- YOU KNOW, NO ONE ELSE SEEMS
TO REALIZE--
271
00:10:19,786 --> 00:10:22,320
- I CAN'T BELIEVE I SAID THAT!
272
00:10:22,322 --> 00:10:24,656
I CALLED A DEAD GUY A JERK!
273
00:10:24,658 --> 00:10:27,525
- SO YOU ARE UPSET
ABOUT WHAT HAPPENED?
274
00:10:27,527 --> 00:10:30,462
- THAT'S JUST IT.
I FEEL TERRIBLE.
275
00:10:30,464 --> 00:10:32,296
WHY DID THAT JERK
MAKE ME HATE HIM?
276
00:10:32,298 --> 00:10:35,366
NOW HE'S DEAD, AND I FEEL BAD,
BUT I DON'T FEEL THAT BAD,
277
00:10:35,368 --> 00:10:37,368
SO I FEEL TERRIBLE.
278
00:10:37,370 --> 00:10:39,737
IT REALLY MAKES YOU THINK.
279
00:10:39,739 --> 00:10:44,342
I MEAN, YOU'RE USED TO BEING
ALL GLOOMY AND DEPRESSED
280
00:10:44,344 --> 00:10:46,644
AND THINKING ABOUT BAD STUFF--
281
00:10:46,646 --> 00:10:48,479
- WHY DOES EVERYONE
KEEP SAYING THAT?
282
00:10:48,481 --> 00:10:50,949
- SO I THOUGHT THAT MAYBE
YOU COULD GIVE ME SOME TIPS.
283
00:10:50,951 --> 00:10:54,152
- WELL, I GUESS WHAT I'D SAY,
BRITTANY,
284
00:10:54,154 --> 00:10:57,188
IS THAT HERE'S THIS GUY
WHO REALLY WASN'T VERY NICE,
285
00:10:57,190 --> 00:10:59,223
AND YOU DIDN'T LIKE HIM AT ALL.
286
00:10:59,225 --> 00:11:00,692
YOU'RE SORRY THAT HE DIED...
287
00:11:00,694 --> 00:11:01,993
- I AM!
288
00:11:01,995 --> 00:11:03,995
- BUT YOU DON'T THINK
YOU FEEL SORRY ENOUGH,
289
00:11:03,997 --> 00:11:05,296
AND YOU'RE WORRIED
290
00:11:05,298 --> 00:11:07,132
THAT YOU'RE NOT AS NICE A PERSON
AS YOU THOUGHT.
291
00:11:07,134 --> 00:11:08,566
- YEAH.
292
00:11:08,568 --> 00:11:12,103
IT'S LIKE I FEEL BAD, BUT
I THINK I SHOULD FEEL WORSE,
293
00:11:12,105 --> 00:11:15,907
AND NOT FEELING WORSE MAKES ME
FEEL BAD ALL OVER AGAIN.
294
00:11:15,909 --> 00:11:18,676
- THE TRUTH IS, BRITTANY,
THAT YOU ARE NICE,
295
00:11:18,678 --> 00:11:21,179
OR YOU WOULDN'T BE FEELING BAD
AT ALL RIGHT NOW.
296
00:11:21,181 --> 00:11:23,414
- SO YOU'RE SAYING
297
00:11:23,416 --> 00:11:27,986
THAT FEELING BAD
ABOUT NOT FEELING WORSE IS GOOD.
298
00:11:27,988 --> 00:11:29,520
- YES.
299
00:11:29,522 --> 00:11:33,191
YES, THAT'S EXACTLY
WHAT I'M SAYING.
300
00:11:33,193 --> 00:11:35,860
- THANKS, DARIA.
301
00:11:37,196 --> 00:11:41,533
- FEELING BAD,
NOT FEELING WORSE, GOOD.
302
00:11:41,535 --> 00:11:42,800
- DARIA?
303
00:11:42,802 --> 00:11:45,803
- UH, HI, MR. O'NEILL.
304
00:11:45,805 --> 00:11:47,572
- MAY I ASK
WHAT YOU'RE JOTTING DOWN?
305
00:11:47,574 --> 00:11:50,475
A REFLECTION ABOUT POOR
TOMMY SHERMAN, NO DOUBT.
306
00:11:50,477 --> 00:11:52,210
- NOT REALLY.
307
00:11:52,212 --> 00:11:53,845
- IT MUST HAVE BEEN
A TERRIBLE SHOCK
308
00:11:53,847 --> 00:11:56,014
FOR SOMEONE AS SENSITIVE AS YOU.
309
00:11:56,016 --> 00:11:57,215
IT REALLY MAKES YOU THINK.
310
00:11:57,217 --> 00:12:00,551
- UM, YEAH,
BUT I'M DEALING WITH IT.
311
00:12:00,553 --> 00:12:01,752
- [chuckles]
312
00:12:01,754 --> 00:12:04,389
I FIGURED
YOU'D BE DEALING WITH IT.
313
00:12:04,391 --> 00:12:07,358
YOU PROBABLY THINK ABOUT
THE DARK SIDE ALL THE TIME.
314
00:12:07,360 --> 00:12:09,026
- THE DARK SIDE?
315
00:12:09,028 --> 00:12:11,162
ARE WE TALKING ABOUT THE FORCE?
316
00:12:11,164 --> 00:12:12,497
- THE DARK SIDE OF LIFE,
317
00:12:12,499 --> 00:12:15,433
THE THOUGHTS
OTHER PEOPLE TRY NOT TO HAVE.
318
00:12:15,435 --> 00:12:18,235
THAT'S YOUR THING, RIGHT?
FACING THE VOID?
319
00:12:18,237 --> 00:12:19,837
[laughs]
320
00:12:19,839 --> 00:12:21,105
[sniffles]
321
00:12:21,107 --> 00:12:24,475
NO, I'M SURE
YOU'RE DEALING WITH IT.
322
00:12:24,477 --> 00:12:26,443
I'M NOT DEALING WITH IT.
323
00:12:26,445 --> 00:12:28,246
[sobbing]
324
00:12:28,248 --> 00:12:29,981
- [half-heartedly]
THERE, THERE.
325
00:12:29,983 --> 00:12:34,685
DO YOU WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT?
326
00:12:34,687 --> 00:12:37,388
SO THEN AS SOON AS I GET
BRITTANY SQUARED AWAY,
327
00:12:37,390 --> 00:12:40,157
MR. O'NEILL COMES OVER,
WANTING TO TALK.
328
00:12:40,159 --> 00:12:42,660
AND THEY ALL SAY THE SAME THING:
329
00:12:42,662 --> 00:12:44,596
"IT REALLY MAKES YOU THINK."
330
00:12:44,598 --> 00:12:46,898
I FEEL LIKE GETTING A COUCH.
331
00:12:46,900 --> 00:12:48,532
- YOU'RE THE GIRL OF THE HOUR.
332
00:12:48,534 --> 00:12:50,101
MAYBE I SHOULD TALK TO YOU.
333
00:12:50,103 --> 00:12:51,669
- YEAH, RIGHT.
334
00:12:51,671 --> 00:12:53,904
I CAN'T BELIEVE
THE WAY PEOPLE ARE REACTING.
335
00:12:53,906 --> 00:12:56,107
I MEAN, YEAH,
IT'S TERRIBLE WHAT HAPPENED,
336
00:12:56,109 --> 00:12:58,343
BUT IT'S NOT AS IF
HE WAS NICE TO ANYONE.
337
00:12:58,345 --> 00:13:00,511
THEY'RE ACTING
LIKE THEY LOST A FRIEND.
338
00:13:00,513 --> 00:13:03,381
- BOY, DARIA, NOTHING GETS
THROUGH TO YOU, DOES IT?
339
00:13:03,383 --> 00:13:04,915
- WHAT'S THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN?
340
00:13:04,917 --> 00:13:06,217
- THE GUY DIED,
341
00:13:06,219 --> 00:13:08,052
AND YOU'RE TALKING
ABOUT WHAT A JERK HE WAS.
342
00:13:08,054 --> 00:13:10,020
- I JUST SAID--
[sighs]
343
00:13:10,022 --> 00:13:13,091
LOOK, YOU WANT TO GET
SOME PIZZA?
344
00:13:13,093 --> 00:13:14,358
- I'M GOING RUNNING.
345
00:13:14,360 --> 00:13:15,659
- AFTER?
346
00:13:15,661 --> 00:13:17,895
- I DON'T KNOW;
IT'S GOING TO BE A LONG RUN.
347
00:13:17,897 --> 00:13:19,530
I'LL SEE YOU LATER.
348
00:13:23,736 --> 00:13:25,970
- MONACO'S MOPIEST MILLIONAIRES
TODAY ON--
349
00:13:25,972 --> 00:13:27,805
[knocking at door]
350
00:13:27,807 --> 00:13:29,507
- COME IN.
351
00:13:29,509 --> 00:13:32,910
- DARIA--WOW, YOUR ROOM
STILL LOOKS LIKE THIS?
352
00:13:32,912 --> 00:13:35,179
- NEED HELP FILLING OUT
YOUR PICTURE ORDER FORM?
353
00:13:35,181 --> 00:13:37,448
IT'S Q-U-I--
354
00:13:37,450 --> 00:13:43,421
- DARIA, CAN I TALK TO YOU
ABOUT THE DEAD GUY?
355
00:13:47,260 --> 00:13:49,827
- ♪ LA-LA, LA, LA-LA ♪
356
00:13:49,829 --> 00:13:51,962
♪ LA-LA, LA, LA-LA ♪
357
00:13:55,569 --> 00:13:59,536
- SO I CALLED UP SANDI AND STACY
AND TIFFANY,
358
00:13:59,538 --> 00:14:01,706
AND THE FASHION CLUB IS GOING
TO TAKE UP A COLLECTION
359
00:14:01,708 --> 00:14:04,141
TO GET SAFE NEW GOALPOSTS,
360
00:14:04,143 --> 00:14:06,343
LIKE TO HONOR
THE DEAD GUY'S MEMORY.
361
00:14:06,345 --> 00:14:09,280
- QUINN,
WHAT A WONDERFUL IMPULSE,
362
00:14:09,282 --> 00:14:13,150
TO MAKE SOMETHING POSITIVE COME
OUT OF THIS DEVASTATING EVENT.
363
00:14:13,152 --> 00:14:15,185
- DARIA GAVE ME THAT IDEA.
364
00:14:15,187 --> 00:14:17,688
SHE'S REALLY GOOD
AT THIS TRAGIC STUFF.
365
00:14:17,690 --> 00:14:19,090
- THANKS.
366
00:14:19,092 --> 00:14:22,493
BUT IT WAS ONE OF THE SAFE
NEW GOALPOSTS THAT FELL ON HIM.
367
00:14:22,495 --> 00:14:24,195
- OH.
OOH.
368
00:14:24,197 --> 00:14:26,797
WELL, IT'S THE THOUGHT
THAT COUNTS.
369
00:14:28,768 --> 00:14:31,068
- AND HOW DO YOU FEEL, DARIA?
370
00:14:31,070 --> 00:14:32,336
- I FEEL GREAT.
371
00:14:32,338 --> 00:14:34,639
HOW ELSE COULD I FEEL?
372
00:14:34,641 --> 00:14:36,207
I'M THE MISERY CHICK.
373
00:14:36,209 --> 00:14:38,877
I'M GOING TO JANE'S.
374
00:14:38,879 --> 00:14:41,879
[doorbell rings]
375
00:14:41,881 --> 00:14:44,883
- OH, HEY, DARIA.
376
00:14:44,885 --> 00:14:46,017
- HI, TRENT.
377
00:14:46,019 --> 00:14:47,451
- JANEY WENT RUNNING.
378
00:14:47,453 --> 00:14:50,454
- OH, WELL, I'LL SEE HER
ANOTHER TIME.
379
00:14:50,456 --> 00:14:52,590
- SCARY ABOUT TOMMY SHERMAN.
380
00:14:52,592 --> 00:14:55,126
- YEAH, YOU KNEW HIM, RIGHT?
381
00:14:55,128 --> 00:14:57,395
- WE HAD A COUPLE CLASSES
TOGETHER.
382
00:14:57,397 --> 00:14:59,264
I MEAN, WE DIDN'T SEE HIM MUCH--
383
00:14:59,266 --> 00:15:01,832
YOU KNOW, HE DIDN'T SHOW UP
TOO OFTEN.
384
00:15:01,834 --> 00:15:02,900
- NOT LIKE YOU, HUH?
385
00:15:02,902 --> 00:15:03,934
- [laughs]
386
00:15:03,936 --> 00:15:06,003
[coughs]
387
00:15:06,005 --> 00:15:08,272
I GUESS I MIGHT HAVE MISSED
A FEW CLASSES,
388
00:15:08,274 --> 00:15:09,640
NOW THAT YOU MENTION IT.
389
00:15:09,642 --> 00:15:11,576
WEIRD, THOUGH.
390
00:15:11,578 --> 00:15:13,044
FREAK ACCIDENT.
391
00:15:13,046 --> 00:15:15,280
- WOULD YOU SAY
IT REALLY MAKES YOU THINK?
392
00:15:15,282 --> 00:15:17,048
- NO.
393
00:15:17,050 --> 00:15:18,816
- THANK YOU FOR THAT, TRENT.
394
00:15:18,818 --> 00:15:19,850
- HUH?
395
00:15:19,852 --> 00:15:20,885
- SEE YA.
396
00:15:20,887 --> 00:15:22,286
- HEY, DARIA.
397
00:15:22,288 --> 00:15:23,621
- YEAH?
398
00:15:23,623 --> 00:15:26,824
- YOU KNOW, IT WAS A WHILE AGO
THAT JANEY WENT RUNNING.
399
00:15:26,826 --> 00:15:28,058
MAYBE SHE CAME BACK
400
00:15:28,060 --> 00:15:30,728
AND I DIDN'T HEAR HER
OR SOMETHING.
401
00:15:30,730 --> 00:15:33,530
ANYWAY, WHY DON'T YOU CHECK
HER ROOM?
402
00:15:33,532 --> 00:15:34,765
SHE MIGHT BE THERE.
403
00:15:34,767 --> 00:15:36,233
- I'LL YELL UP THE STAIRS.
404
00:15:36,235 --> 00:15:37,468
- NO, UH...
405
00:15:37,470 --> 00:15:40,237
SOMETIMES SHE'S GOT
SOME MUSIC ON
406
00:15:40,239 --> 00:15:42,907
AND SHE CAN'T HEAR YOU
IF YOU YELL.
407
00:15:42,909 --> 00:15:45,143
WHY DON'T YOU JUST HEAD ON UP?
408
00:15:45,145 --> 00:15:47,711
[soft music playing]
409
00:15:47,713 --> 00:15:51,282
- YO, COME ON IN.
410
00:15:51,284 --> 00:15:53,250
OH, HI.
411
00:15:53,252 --> 00:15:55,219
- ARE YOU AVOIDING ME?
412
00:15:55,221 --> 00:15:56,487
- UH...
413
00:15:56,489 --> 00:15:58,222
NOT ANYMORE?
414
00:15:58,224 --> 00:16:00,424
- WHAT'S GOING ON?
415
00:16:00,426 --> 00:16:02,926
- NOTHING; I JUST HAVEN'T FELT
LIKE TALKING TO ANYBODY.
416
00:16:02,928 --> 00:16:03,995
- I'M NOT ANYBODY,
417
00:16:03,997 --> 00:16:06,097
AND I'D LIKE TO TALK
TO SOMEONE.
418
00:16:06,099 --> 00:16:07,564
- BUT YOU'VE BEEN TALKING
TO EVERYONE.
419
00:16:07,566 --> 00:16:10,701
- NO, EVERYONE'S BEEN TALKING
TO ME.
420
00:16:10,703 --> 00:16:11,970
THERE'S A DIFFERENCE.
421
00:16:11,972 --> 00:16:13,404
- WELL, WHAT DO YOU WANT
TO TALK FOR, ANYWAY?
422
00:16:13,406 --> 00:16:14,538
YOU DON'T CARE
ABOUT WHAT HAPPENED.
423
00:16:14,540 --> 00:16:16,074
- HOW CAN YOU SAY THAT?
424
00:16:16,076 --> 00:16:17,175
- YOU'VE BEEN TREATING IT LIKE,
425
00:16:17,177 --> 00:16:19,677
"OH, WELL,
ANOTHER STUPID DAY."
426
00:16:19,679 --> 00:16:20,979
THE GUY DIED.
427
00:16:20,981 --> 00:16:22,146
- I KNOW HE DIED.
428
00:16:22,148 --> 00:16:23,781
I'M SORRY HE DIED.
429
00:16:23,783 --> 00:16:25,783
BUT I'M NOT GOING TO PRETEND
HE WAS SOME GREAT PERSON
430
00:16:25,785 --> 00:16:27,318
WHEN HE WASN'T.
431
00:16:27,320 --> 00:16:29,721
PEOPLE AREN'T UPSET
BECAUSE TOMMY SHERMAN DIED.
432
00:16:29,723 --> 00:16:32,123
THEY'RE UPSET
BECAUSE THEY'RE GOING TO DIE.
433
00:16:32,125 --> 00:16:33,825
- THAT'S UNDERSTANDABLE.
434
00:16:33,827 --> 00:16:36,493
- OKAY, BUT YOU KNOW
WHAT I'VE BEEN HEARING?
435
00:16:36,495 --> 00:16:38,595
"YOU KNOW HOW I FEEL, DARIA.
436
00:16:38,597 --> 00:16:39,731
"YOU'RE GLOOMY.
437
00:16:39,733 --> 00:16:41,632
"I KNEW I COULD TALK TO YOU,
DARIA.
438
00:16:41,634 --> 00:16:43,601
YOU'RE ALWAYS MISERABLE."
439
00:16:43,603 --> 00:16:46,437
TRAGEDY HITS THE SCHOOL,
AND EVERYONE THINKS OF ME.
440
00:16:46,439 --> 00:16:48,706
THE POPULAR GUY DIED,
AND NOW I'M POPULAR,
441
00:16:48,708 --> 00:16:50,875
BECAUSE I'M THE MISERY CHICK.
442
00:16:50,877 --> 00:16:52,543
BUT I'M NOT MISERABLE.
443
00:16:52,545 --> 00:16:55,413
I'M JUST NOT LIKE THEM.
444
00:16:55,415 --> 00:16:57,381
- IT REALLY MAKES YOU THINK.
445
00:16:57,383 --> 00:16:58,949
- FUNNY.
THANKS A LOT.
446
00:16:58,951 --> 00:17:01,252
- NO, THAT'S WHY
THEY WANT TO TALK TO YOU.
447
00:17:01,254 --> 00:17:04,188
WHEN THEY SAY,
"YOU'RE ALWAYS UNHAPPY, DARIA,"
448
00:17:04,190 --> 00:17:06,623
WHAT THEY MEAN IS,
"YOU THINK, DARIA.
449
00:17:06,625 --> 00:17:09,027
"I CAN TELL,
BECAUSE YOU DON'T SMILE.
450
00:17:09,029 --> 00:17:11,329
"NOW THIS GUY DIED,
AND IT'S MAKING ME THINK,
451
00:17:11,331 --> 00:17:15,033
"AND THAT HURTS MY LITTLE HEAD
AND MAKES ME STOP SMILING.
452
00:17:15,035 --> 00:17:18,135
"SO TELL ME HOW YOU COPE WITH
THINKING ALL THE TIME, DARIA,
453
00:17:18,137 --> 00:17:20,938
UNTIL I CAN GET BACK
TO MY NORMAL VEGETABLE STATE."
454
00:17:20,940 --> 00:17:22,506
- OKAY.
455
00:17:22,508 --> 00:17:24,876
SO THEN WHY
HAVE YOU BEEN AVOIDING ME?
456
00:17:24,878 --> 00:17:27,811
BECAUSE I'VE BEEN TRYING
NOT TO THINK--
457
00:17:27,813 --> 00:17:30,647
ABOUT THE WAY WE WERE
MAKING JOKES ABOUT HIM DYING
458
00:17:30,649 --> 00:17:32,550
AND THEN, BOOM, IT HAPPENED.
459
00:17:32,552 --> 00:17:35,119
- WE DIDN'T HAVE ANYTHING
TO DO WITH A GUY DYING.
460
00:17:35,121 --> 00:17:36,721
IT WAS A FREAK ACCIDENT.
461
00:17:36,723 --> 00:17:40,424
- YEAH, WELL, I DON'T LIKE IT
WHEN I SAY PEOPLE SHOULD DIE
462
00:17:40,426 --> 00:17:41,692
AND THEN THEY DO.
463
00:17:41,694 --> 00:17:44,395
I DON'T WANT
THAT KIND OF RESPONSIBILITY...
464
00:17:44,397 --> 00:17:47,498
AT LEAST NOT UNTIL I'VE GOT
A JOB IN MIDDLE MANAGEMENT.
465
00:17:47,500 --> 00:17:50,067
- YOU DIDN'T MAKE HIM DIE.
466
00:17:50,069 --> 00:17:52,169
- YOU'RE NOT THE MISERY CHICK.
467
00:17:52,171 --> 00:17:53,470
- ALL RIGHT, THEN.
468
00:17:53,472 --> 00:17:55,907
- ALL RIGHT, THEN.
469
00:17:55,909 --> 00:17:57,742
- HE SHOULDN'T HAVE DIED.
470
00:17:57,744 --> 00:17:58,910
- NO.
471
00:17:58,912 --> 00:18:00,912
- BUT HE WASN'T A NICE GUY.
472
00:18:00,914 --> 00:18:02,580
- NO.
473
00:18:02,582 --> 00:18:05,216
- DID TRENT KNOW
YOU WERE UP HERE?
474
00:18:05,218 --> 00:18:06,917
- I TOLD HIM
TO TELL ANYONE WHO SHOWED UP
475
00:18:06,919 --> 00:18:08,352
THAT I WAS OUT RUNNING.
476
00:18:08,354 --> 00:18:10,922
WHAT A SURPRISE;
HE FORGOT.
477
00:18:10,924 --> 00:18:12,356
- NO, HE DIDN'T.
478
00:18:12,358 --> 00:18:14,292
[school bell rings]
479
00:18:14,294 --> 00:18:16,127
- "IT IS BETTER
TO HAVE LOVED AND LOST
480
00:18:16,129 --> 00:18:17,995
THAN NEVER TO HAVE LOVED
AT ALL."
481
00:18:17,997 --> 00:18:20,998
JUST WHAT IS LORD TENNYSON
TALKING ABOUT HERE?
482
00:18:21,000 --> 00:18:22,300
BRITTANY?
483
00:18:22,302 --> 00:18:23,767
- UM...
484
00:18:23,769 --> 00:18:25,436
LOVE?
485
00:18:25,438 --> 00:18:27,038
- ANYONE ELSE?
486
00:18:27,040 --> 00:18:28,739
DARIA?
487
00:18:28,741 --> 00:18:30,541
- WELL, HE'S ACKNOWLEDGING
488
00:18:30,543 --> 00:18:32,376
THAT IF SOMETHING
MAKES YOU FEEL GOOD,
489
00:18:32,378 --> 00:18:33,845
LIKE BEING IN LOVE,
490
00:18:33,847 --> 00:18:35,612
THERE MUST BE
A CORRESPONDING PAINFUL SIDE,
491
00:18:35,614 --> 00:18:37,448
LIKE LOSING AT LOVE.
492
00:18:37,450 --> 00:18:38,816
THAT'S JUST A FACT OF LIFE.
493
00:18:38,818 --> 00:18:40,618
- SAD BUT TRUE.
494
00:18:40,620 --> 00:18:42,320
- AND WHAT'S INTRIGUING ABOUT IT
495
00:18:42,322 --> 00:18:44,755
IS THAT NO ONE CALLES TENNYSON
A BIG UNHAPPINESS FREAK
496
00:18:44,757 --> 00:18:46,724
JUST BECAUSE
HE UNDERSTANDS THAT.
497
00:18:46,726 --> 00:18:49,359
- IS HE A BIG UNHAPPINESS FREAK?
498
00:18:49,361 --> 00:18:51,562
- NO, HE'S A REALIST.
499
00:18:51,564 --> 00:18:52,897
HE SAYS EMOTIONAL INVOLVEMENT
500
00:18:52,899 --> 00:18:55,399
CAN BRING PLEASURE
AND EXTRAORDINARY PAIN.
501
00:18:55,401 --> 00:18:57,234
THEN HE DECLARES
THAT IT'S STILL BETTER
502
00:18:57,236 --> 00:18:58,635
THAN NEVER FEELING ANYTHING
AT ALL.
503
00:18:58,637 --> 00:19:01,205
- THAT IS EXCELLENT, DARIA.
504
00:19:01,207 --> 00:19:02,506
- OF COURSE, THIS WAS WRITTEN
505
00:19:02,508 --> 00:19:05,109
BEFORE THE ADVENT
OF COMMUNITY PROPERTY LAWS.
506
00:19:06,478 --> 00:19:07,578
- HELLO.
507
00:19:07,580 --> 00:19:10,280
UH, QUINN'S COUSIN OR WHATEVER?
508
00:19:10,282 --> 00:19:11,315
- YEAH?
509
00:19:11,317 --> 00:19:13,217
- QUINN SAID
YOU WERE REALLY GOOD
510
00:19:13,219 --> 00:19:14,852
WITH, LIKE, BUMMED-OUT STUFF.
511
00:19:14,854 --> 00:19:16,254
- YEAH?
512
00:19:16,256 --> 00:19:20,391
- MY CAT, HE, LIKE, GOT INTO
MY MAKEUP OR SOMETHING
513
00:19:20,393 --> 00:19:22,560
AND, LIKE, O.D.'D ON FOUNDATION,
514
00:19:22,562 --> 00:19:25,162
AND HE SPENT THE WHOLE DAY
PUKING.
515
00:19:25,164 --> 00:19:26,364
- AND THE EXPERIENCE
516
00:19:26,366 --> 00:19:28,132
LEFT HIM QUESTIONING
THE MEANING OF LIFE?
517
00:19:28,134 --> 00:19:30,067
- AND I'VE BEEN FEELING BAD
ABOUT IT,
518
00:19:30,069 --> 00:19:33,637
AND I WAS WONDERING IF YOU HAD,
LIKE, SOME ADVICE OR SOMETHING.
519
00:19:33,639 --> 00:19:35,639
- I'M AFRAID THAT INFLATION
HAS FORCED ME
520
00:19:35,641 --> 00:19:38,543
TO INSTITUTE A SMALL FEE
FOR MY SERVICES.
521
00:19:38,545 --> 00:19:39,777
- HUH?
522
00:19:39,779 --> 00:19:41,712
- $10 IN ADVANCE.
523
00:19:41,714 --> 00:19:42,747
- OH.
524
00:19:42,749 --> 00:19:45,716
UH, SURE.
525
00:19:47,187 --> 00:19:49,453
- WHAT IS THE ANIMAL'S NAME?
526
00:19:49,455 --> 00:19:51,188
- FLUFFY.
527
00:19:51,190 --> 00:19:53,558
- I SEE, FLUFFY.
528
00:19:56,696 --> 00:19:59,230
- SO, LIKE, WHAT'S YOUR ADVICE?
529
00:19:59,232 --> 00:20:01,566
- FIND SOME OTHER WAY TO FEEL.
530
00:20:01,568 --> 00:20:03,100
THEN YOU WON'T FEEL SAD.
531
00:20:03,102 --> 00:20:04,201
GOOD LUCK.
532
00:20:04,203 --> 00:20:06,336
- THAT'S WHAT I GET FOR $10?
533
00:20:06,338 --> 00:20:07,371
ARE YOU KIDDING?
534
00:20:07,373 --> 00:20:09,607
- SEE?
IT'S WORKING ALREADY.
535
00:20:11,711 --> 00:20:14,979
- THANKS.
536
00:20:14,981 --> 00:20:18,582
- YOU JUST MADE 10 BUCKS
OFF THAT POOR GIRL'S SUFFERING.
537
00:20:18,584 --> 00:20:20,117
- YEAH, THAT WAS WRONG.
538
00:20:20,119 --> 00:20:21,285
- REALLY?
539
00:20:21,287 --> 00:20:22,586
NEXT TIME...
540
00:20:22,588 --> 00:20:23,621
- 20.
541
00:20:23,623 --> 00:20:25,789
- ♪ LA-LA, LA, LA-LA ♪
542
00:20:25,791 --> 00:20:33,664
♪ ♪
543
00:20:38,671 --> 00:20:39,970
♪ LA-LA, LA, LA-LA ♪
544
00:20:39,972 --> 00:20:43,374
♪ ♪
545
00:20:43,376 --> 00:20:44,775
♪ LA-LA, LA, LA-LA ♪
546
00:20:44,777 --> 00:20:48,311
♪ ♪
547
00:20:48,313 --> 00:20:49,747
♪ LA-LA, LA, LA-LA ♪
548
00:20:49,749 --> 00:20:59,890
♪ ♪
549
00:20:59,892 --> 00:21:02,359
♪ LA-LA, LA, LA-LA ♪
550
00:21:02,361 --> 00:21:05,295
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