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♪ LA-LA, LA, LA-LA ♪
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♪ LA-LA, LA, LA-LA ♪
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- AND, FINALLY,
WE WILL BE TEAMING UP
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WITH THE SCIENCE
AND LANGUAGE ARTS DEPARTMENTS
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FOR AN INTERDISCIPLINARY
FIELD TRIP
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TO JIM'S PAINTBALLING JUNGLE,
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AN ACTIVITY
THAT SOME OF YOU MIGHT FIND
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A LITTLE MORE TAXING
THAN SLEEPING THROUGH CLASS!
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- UM, THE MAJOR
LEAGUE OF NATIONS?
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- AND WHY ARE WE GOING
TO ENGAGE IN SIMULATED COMBAT?
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DARIA.
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- BECAUSE NO HIGH SCHOOL
EDUCATION IS COMPLETE
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UNTIL YOU'VE CHASED YOUR FELLOW
STUDENTS AROUND THE WOODS
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WITH TOY GUNS?
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- [chuckles]
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YOUR SARCASM AMUSES ME, DARIA.
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I HOPE IT PROVIDES YOU COMFORT
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WHEN YOU'RE COWERING
IN A FOXHOLE.
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NO, WE'RE GOING
TO STUDY HOW WARFARE
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IMPACTS ALL ASPECTS OF CULTURE!
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NOW, WE'RE GOING TO NEED
PARENT VOLUNTEERS--
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THAT IS, IF ANY OF THEM
CAN PULL THEMSELVES AWAY
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FROM THEIR SIX-FIGURE JOBS
AS SYCOPHANTS!
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YES, KEVIN?
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- MY DAD'S NOT A SYCOPHANT,
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MR. D.
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HE'S A CONTRACTOR.
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- KEVIN, STAY CLOSE TO ME
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WHEN WE GET TO THE PAINTBALL
RANGE, ALL RIGHT, SON?
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- SURE.
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- [laughs evilly]
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- ARE FISH USING OUR OCEANS
AS THEIR OWN PRIVATE TOILETS?
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A SICK, SAD WORLD EXCLUSIVE
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RIGHT AFTER THIS.
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- THE BATHROOM'S DOWN THE HALL.
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OR THERE'S AN OCEAN THAT WAY.
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- UGH.
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THIS ROOM IS EVEN GEEKIER
THAN I REMEMBERED.
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- I'M SORRY; THE MAXIMUM
OCCUPANCY IS ONE.
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PLEASE EXIT THROUGH THE FRONT.
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- LOOK, I KNOW HOW
YOU LIKE TO EMBARRASS ME
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AND SAY
WE'RE RELATED AND STUFF,
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BUT PLEASE DON'T TELL
MOM AND DAD
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THE SCHOOL'S LOOKING
FOR PAINTBALL VOLUNTEERS, OKAY?
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- BUT I ALREADY SENT OUT
THEIR INVITATIONS.
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- HA HA.
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YOU DIDN'T, RIGHT?
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- RELAX.
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WE WORK TOGETHER FOR THE SAKE
OF A COMMON GOAL.
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NO MENTION OF PAINTBALLING
OR VOLUNTEERING
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FROM EITHER ONE OF US.
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- AGREED.
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- LATER, AFTER WE'VE
ACHIEVED THIS GOAL,
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WE'LL RESUME
THE AGE-OLD HOSTILITIES
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THAT HAVE MADE PEACE
IN THIS REGION OF THE HOUSE
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A SEEMING IMPOSSIBILITY.
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- GOOD PLAN.
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- QUINN?
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- DO YOU THINK THIS HAIRSTYLE
MEANS SOMETHING?
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'CAUSE IT DOESN'T.
- BUT YOU'VE NEVER--
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- CAN'T I EXPERIENCE
WITH A NEW LOOK IF I WANT TO?
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- OF COURSE, BUT IT'S JUST--
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- ALL RIGHT!
ALL RIGHT.
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THE WHOLE SCHOOL'S GOING
ON A PAINTBALLING FIELD TRIP.
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- PUT AWAY THE RED-HOT POKER.
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- THE FASHION CLUB PUT ME
IN CHARGE OF FIGURING OUT
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A STYLE TO PREVENT HELMET HAIR.
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I DIDN'T KNOW THEY WERE
GOING TO DO IT!
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I CAN'T TAKE ALL THIS PRESSURE.
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- DON'T BEAT YOURSELF UP.
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YOU HELD OUT A GOOD TEN SECONDS.
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- PAINTBALLING?
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THAT'S EXCITING, ISN'T IT,
DARIA?
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- NO.
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- DARIA, THIS TRIP COULD BE
VERY GOOD FOR YOU.
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YOU'LL GET TO KNOW YOUR
SCHOOLMATES AND YOUR TEACHERS.
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I SMELL LETTERS OF
RECOMMENDATION FOR COLLEGE.
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- THAT'S FUNNY.
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ALL I SMELL IS 15 POUNDS
OF MAGIC BRAIDS HAIR GEL.
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- THOSE LETTERS
CAN MAKE THE DIFFERENCE
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IN GETTING INTO
YOUR FIRST-CHOICE SCHOOL.
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- ONLY IF YOU HAVE
A FIRST-CHOICE SCHOOL.
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- JAKE, TELL DARIA--
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- OH, MY GOSH, FORGOT TO FIX
THAT LOOSE FLOORBOARD
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WAY AT THE OTHER END
OF THE HOUSE.
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- ACTUALLY, I SHOULD PROBABLY
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DEAL WITH
THESE TEACHERS DIRECTLY.
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- HEY, YOU WANT TO FINISH OUT
THE SEMESTER FOR ME?
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- IT'S WHAT
AN INVOLVED PARENT WOULD DO.
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- MOM, I THINK YOU'VE ALREADY
DEMONSTRATED YOUR INVOLVEMENT
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BY PRETENDING YOU'RE
GOING OUT OF TOWN
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WHENEVER MR. O'NEILL CALLS
ABOUT SCHOOL REVIEW MEETINGS.
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- THAT MAN IS JUST SO CREEPY.
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I DON'T SUPPOSE THEY NEED
VOLUNTEERS FOR THIS--
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- [together] NO.
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- OH, DARN.
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- ALL RIGHT!
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NOW LET'S SEE WHICH SIDE
OF THE BUS CAN SING THE LOUDEST.
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LEFT SIDE!
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♪ WHEN JOHNNY COMES ♪
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♪ MARCHING HOME AGAIN ♪
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♪ HOORAH, HOORAH ♪
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♪ WHEN JOHNNY-- ♪
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COME ON, LEFT SIDE.
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DON'T BE SHY.
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- THANK YOU, MR. O'NEILL,
FOR YOUR TIRELESS DEDICATION
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IN REMINDING THE STUDENTS
HOW OUT OF TOUCH WE ARE.
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NOW WE'RE GOING TO DISCUSS
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THE HISTORY OF GUERILLA WARFARE.
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UNLIKE MOST OF YOU SLUGS...
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- "ONLY 20 MILES
TO THE GREAT WHITE SHARK."
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YOU KNOW, SHARKS DON'T REALLY
LIKE TO EAT HUMANS.
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THEY USUALLY JUST TEAR OUT
A BIG BITE AND SWIM AWAY.
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- VERY MUCH LIKE
MY SISTER'S DATES.
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- I MEAN, SURE, THEY OFTEN TAKE
A VITAL ORGAN OR TWO WITH THEM.
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- I APPRECIATE YOUR TRYING
TO CHEER ME UP,
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BUT IT'S NOT GOING TO WORK.
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- COME ON.
LET'S PLAY A WORD GAME!
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- HOW ABOUT GEOGRAPHY?
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- NAH, YOU HAVE TO, LIKE,
KNOW STUFF FOR THAT.
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WHAT ABOUT MONOPOLY?
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- MONOPOLY'S NOT A WORD GAME.
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- I KNOW THAT.
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CAN I BE THE RACING CAR?
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- SO IT'S DECIDED.
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NO MATTER WHAT HAPPENS,
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WE WON'T SHOOT EACH OTHER
AND MESS UP OUR OUTFITS.
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IF I FIRE
ON A FELLOW FASHION CLUB MEMBER,
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MAY I WEAR BROWN PANTS
WITH AN ELASTIC WAIST
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FOR A WHOLE WEEK.
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- IF I FIRE,
I'LL WEAR TAUPE PANTY HOSE--
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THE SHINY KIND.
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- STONE-WASHED JEANS.
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- GLASSES.
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- QUINN, DON'T WORRY
ABOUT ANYONE HITTING YOU,
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'CAUSE I'LL PROTECT YOU.
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- ME TOO.
I'LL BE YOUR BODYGUARD.
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THEY'LL HAVE TO KILL ME FIRST.
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- WELL... OKAY.
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- I REALLY WANT TO TAKE
A BULLET FOR YOU.
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- OH, IF ONLY YOU COULD.
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- OKAY, SO LET'S SAY
IT'S MACK'S TURN.
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HE SAYS, LIKE, "I NEVER
WENT STEADY WITH TWO PEOPLE
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AT THE SAME TIME."
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AND THEN, JODIE,
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IF YOU NEVER WENT STEADY WITH
TWO PEOPLE AT THE SAME TIME,
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THEN YOU DON'T TAKE A DRINK.
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- A DRINK OF WHAT?
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WE'RE ON A BUS.
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- BUT, LIKE, SINCE I HAVE
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GONE STEADY WITH TWO PEOPLE
AT THE SAME TIME,
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I DO TAKE A DRINK.
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YOU GET IT?
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[laughs]
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UM, I MEAN--
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OH, NO!
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- COME ON.
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LET'S DITCH PAINTBALLING
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AND GO SEE
THE GREAT WHITE SHARK.
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IT'LL BE COOL.
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- NO, IT WON'T.
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IT'LL BE STUPID, AND WE'RE
ALREADY DOING SOMETHING STUPID.
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- BUT THIS STUPID THING
WILL BE OUR IDEA.
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- NOT INTERESTED.
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THERE ARE PLENTY
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OF TINY-BRAINED PREHISTORIC
CREATURES RIGHT HERE.
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thud!
- OW!
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- [together] SURPRISE!
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- WHAT ARE THEY DOING HERE?
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- I GUESS TORMENTING ME
IN THE PRIVACY OF MY OWN HOME
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WASN'T ENOUGH.
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- DARIA, ISN'T THIS GREAT?
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I CALLED YOUR MOTHER
ABOUT THE SCHOOL REVIEW MEETING,
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BUT SHE WAS GOING OUT OF TOWN
THAT NIGHT
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AND ASKED IF WE WERE LOOKING
FOR PAINTBALL VOLUNTEERS.
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I ONLY WISH MORE PARENTS
CARED ENOUGH
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TO TAKE SUCH AN ACTIVE ROLE
IN THEIR CHILDREN'S EDUCATION.
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- ME TOO.
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- [nervously] YES.
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- IF WE WALK FAST, WE CAN SEE
THE GREAT WHITE SHARK BY 10:00.
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- ♪ YOU'RE STANDING ON MY NECK ♪
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♪ LA-LA, LA, LA-LA ♪
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♪ LA-LA, LA, LA-LA ♪
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- WE ALSO HAVE AN EXACT REPLICA
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OF 'NAM'S INFAMOUS P.O.W.
PRISON, THE HANOI HILTON.
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SPECIAL DISCOUNTS FOR WEDDINGS.
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[laughs]
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- UM, COLONEL OR WHATEVER?
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WHERE'S THE LADIES' ROOM?
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- OH, THERE ARE COMFORT STATIONS
SCATTERED ABOUT,
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BUT THEY'RE REALLY
WELL CAMOUFLAGED.
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[laughs]
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HEY, YOU, COME HERE!
- ME?
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- WATCH THIS.
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- [screams]
- JAKE!
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- ISN'T IT GREAT?
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A WHOLE LABYRINTH
OF UNDERGROUND TUNNELS.
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YOU CAN GET LOST DOWN THERE
FOR DAYS.
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- YEAH, GREAT.
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UCK, WORMS!
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- SO SEIZE THIS GOLDEN
OPPORTUNITY TO SAY,
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"PRIVATE YOUNG PERSON REPORTING,
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"SIR OR MADAM.
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"READY, WILLING, AND ABLE
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TO EXPLORE THE TRUE MEANING
OF TEAMWORK."
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- LET'S GO, TEAM!
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- THAT'S IT, BRITTANY.
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WHO ELSE ON TEAM RED
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WANTS TO SAY SOMETHING
BEFORE WE BEGIN?
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JANE?
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NOW, JANE, THERE'S NO "I"
IN "TEAM."
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- OH, SHUT UP.
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- [sighs]
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- TO UNDERSTAND
THE DISRUPTIVE NATURE
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OF WAR ON SOCIETY,
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FIRST WE MUST UNDERSTAND
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ITS SHATTERING IMPACT
ON INDIVIDUALS.
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I REALIZE IT'S FOOLISH OF ME
TO ASSUME
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THAT ANY MEMBER OF TEAM BLUE
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EVEN KNOWS WHAT PHYSICAL PAIN
FEELS LIKE
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OUTSIDE OF A PAPER CUT.
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- YEAH, WHAT A BUNCH OF WEAK--
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- DUCK!
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SORRY, FALSE ALARM.
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- THAT'S OKAY.
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- EW, THAT'S YOUR UNCLE?
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- NOW, REMEMBER, THE OBJECT
OF THE GAME IS TO SHOOT TO KILL.
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- EXCUSE ME.
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ISN'T THE OBJECT OF THE GAME
TO CAPTURE THE ENEMY'S FLAG?
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- WHATEVER.
MOVE OUT.
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- NOW, BEFORE WE GO OUT
ON THE BATTLEFIELD,
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WOULD ANYONE LIKE
TO SHARE THEIR FEELINGS
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WITH THE--
234
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[paintball gun firing]
235
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[crying]
236
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- NOW THAT MR. O'NEILL
HAS PREDICTABLY DESERTED US
237
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IN OUR PRIME,
238
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I WILL TAKE COMMAND.
239
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ALL RIGHT, IF WE SPREAD OUT
240
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IN A LONG LINE
AND SWEEP TOWARDS THE FLAG--
241
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- EXCUSE ME, MS. BARCH.
242
00:08:33,914 --> 00:08:36,080
SINCE THEY CAN'T SEE US
VERY WELL
243
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BECAUSE OF THE TERRAIN,
244
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WE CAN SPLIT UP,
245
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AND THEY WON'T
KNOW WHERE WE ARE.
246
00:08:40,754 --> 00:08:42,220
THEN WE CAN ATTACK
FROM THREE SIDES,
247
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DRIVE THEM OUT TO THE ONE SIDE
THEY THINK IS SAFE,
248
00:08:44,124 --> 00:08:47,759
AND THEN SET AN AMBUSH THERE
TO CAPTURE THEM ALL AT ONCE.
249
00:08:47,761 --> 00:08:48,826
PROBABLY BE A GOOD IDEA
250
00:08:48,828 --> 00:08:50,295
TO SET UP A SECRET
OBSERVATION POST
251
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ON THE HIGH GROUND
252
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SO WE CAN WATCH THEM
253
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WITHOUT THEM SEEING US.
254
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[silence]
255
00:08:56,403 --> 00:08:57,935
WHAT?
256
00:08:57,937 --> 00:09:00,438
- THAT'S VERY GOOD, BRITTANY.
257
00:09:00,440 --> 00:09:02,873
- OKAY, TEAM.
LET'S GO!
258
00:09:02,875 --> 00:09:04,576
[all cheering]
259
00:09:04,578 --> 00:09:06,978
COME ON, JANE.
260
00:09:06,980 --> 00:09:08,980
- I'M MORE THE MERCENARY TYPE--
261
00:09:08,982 --> 00:09:10,915
YOU KNOW, LONE WOLF OPERATING
ALONE KIND OF THING.
262
00:09:10,917 --> 00:09:12,317
- GOOD IDEA.
263
00:09:12,319 --> 00:09:17,455
IF PLAN "A" FAILS, YOU CAN
COME IN ON A RESCUE MISSION.
264
00:09:17,457 --> 00:09:19,124
- THE MEN ARE SHOOTING!
265
00:09:21,327 --> 00:09:22,627
- OW!
266
00:09:22,629 --> 00:09:24,562
THOSE PAINTBALL THINGIES HURT.
267
00:09:24,564 --> 00:09:26,297
- OH, NO, YOU'RE HIT!
268
00:09:26,299 --> 00:09:27,598
YOU'RE OUT OF THE GAME.
269
00:09:27,600 --> 00:09:28,766
- DAMN IT!
270
00:09:28,768 --> 00:09:30,568
OH, WELL.
271
00:09:30,570 --> 00:09:32,170
- POOR KID.
272
00:09:32,172 --> 00:09:34,139
SHE NEVER HAD A CHANCE.
273
00:09:34,141 --> 00:09:36,040
- SOMEBODY IN A MOVIE ONCE SAID,
274
00:09:36,042 --> 00:09:39,009
"HELL IS THE POSSIBILITY
OF SANITY."
275
00:09:39,011 --> 00:09:42,247
THAT'S WHAT THIS PLACE
FEELS LIKE: HELL.
276
00:09:42,249 --> 00:09:45,750
I HATE IT ALREADY,
AND IT'S ONLY BEEN AN HOUR.
277
00:09:45,752 --> 00:09:49,587
SOME DAMN HOUR, GRANDMA.
278
00:09:49,589 --> 00:09:52,223
[rustling]
279
00:09:52,225 --> 00:09:54,693
- DARIA, YOU COULD
AT LEAST TRY.
280
00:09:54,695 --> 00:09:56,327
- I CAN'T SHOOT MY OWN MOTHER.
281
00:09:56,329 --> 00:09:57,529
NOT WITH PAINT, ANYWAY.
282
00:09:57,531 --> 00:09:59,463
- DARIA, IF I'M OUT HERE
GIVING MY ALL,
283
00:09:59,465 --> 00:10:01,098
WHY CAN'T YOU, FOR ONCE--
284
00:10:01,100 --> 00:10:02,233
[cell phone rings]
285
00:10:02,235 --> 00:10:03,701
HELEN MORGENDORFFER.
286
00:10:03,703 --> 00:10:05,904
OH, HI, ERIC.
287
00:10:05,906 --> 00:10:08,673
YES, I'M OUT HERE
IN THE MIDDLE OF THE WOODS.
288
00:10:08,675 --> 00:10:09,807
CAN YOU BELIEVE IT?
289
00:10:09,809 --> 00:10:11,175
[laughs]
290
00:10:11,177 --> 00:10:12,176
[paintballs thudding]
291
00:10:12,178 --> 00:10:13,310
THE MEMO?
292
00:10:13,312 --> 00:10:14,779
DIDN'T STEPHANIE
GIVE IT TO YOU?
293
00:10:14,781 --> 00:10:16,280
NO, WELL, I--
294
00:10:16,282 --> 00:10:17,382
- OW!
295
00:10:17,384 --> 00:10:18,616
- SORRY.
296
00:10:18,618 --> 00:10:19,884
- WHAT TOOK YOU SO LONG?
297
00:10:19,886 --> 00:10:23,287
- I STOPPED TO WIPE OUT
A VILLAGE OF FARMERS.
298
00:10:23,289 --> 00:10:24,689
- I MEAN, JUST BECAUSE
YOU DUMP A GUY
299
00:10:24,691 --> 00:10:26,257
FOR HIS OLDER, CUTER BROTHER,
300
00:10:26,259 --> 00:10:29,928
DOES THAT GIVE HIM THE RIGHT
TO HOLD A GRUDGE?
301
00:10:29,930 --> 00:10:31,930
- MEN ARE SO IMMATURE.
302
00:10:31,932 --> 00:10:33,197
- YOU KNOW, IF I KNEW
303
00:10:33,199 --> 00:10:34,698
WE'D BE RUNNING AROUND IN DIRT,
304
00:10:34,700 --> 00:10:36,735
I WOULDN'T HAVE WORN
MY GOOD SNEAKERS.
305
00:10:36,737 --> 00:10:38,269
- WILL YOU GUYS SHUT UP?
306
00:10:38,271 --> 00:10:40,137
I THINK I SEE SOMETHING.
307
00:10:40,139 --> 00:10:41,706
- HEY, QUINN,
308
00:10:41,708 --> 00:10:42,840
IS THAT YOUR COUSIN?
309
00:10:45,177 --> 00:10:46,410
- OW.
310
00:10:46,412 --> 00:10:47,879
- WAY TO GO, QUINN.
311
00:10:47,881 --> 00:10:50,615
- OUR LEADER!
312
00:10:50,617 --> 00:10:53,684
- all: OW!
313
00:10:53,686 --> 00:10:56,487
- HEY, I JUST BOUGHT THIS.
314
00:11:03,229 --> 00:11:04,328
- SANDI?
315
00:11:04,330 --> 00:11:05,763
WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?
316
00:11:05,765 --> 00:11:07,598
- I WAS LOOKING
FOR THE BATHROOM,
317
00:11:07,600 --> 00:11:10,467
AND ALL OF A SUDDEN,
YOU STARTED SHOOTING AT ME.
318
00:11:10,469 --> 00:11:12,736
I THOUGHT WE PROMISED
NOT TO DO THAT.
319
00:11:12,738 --> 00:11:15,106
- I WOULD NEVER FIRE AT YOU,
SANDI,
320
00:11:15,108 --> 00:11:18,376
BUT I DIDN'T RECOGNIZE YOU
WITH THOSE GOGGLES.
321
00:11:18,378 --> 00:11:20,879
- YEAH. I MEAN, WHY WERE YOU
WEARING THEM?
322
00:11:20,881 --> 00:11:22,680
THEY'RE SO UGLY.
323
00:11:22,682 --> 00:11:25,016
- BECAUSE THOSE ARE THE RULES.
324
00:11:25,018 --> 00:11:27,318
- WELL, SOME RULES
ARE MADE TO BE BROKEN,
325
00:11:27,320 --> 00:11:30,355
LIKE WEARING RED LIPSTICK
WITH AN ORANGE SWEATER.
326
00:11:30,357 --> 00:11:31,856
- OR BLACK MASCARA
WITH BLONDE HAIR.
327
00:11:31,858 --> 00:11:35,159
- BESIDES, YOU FIRED AT US
WHEN YOU WERE ALREADY HIT,
328
00:11:35,161 --> 00:11:37,195
AND THAT'S
AGAINST THE RULES TOO.
329
00:11:37,197 --> 00:11:38,596
Tiffany and Stacy: YEAH.
330
00:11:38,598 --> 00:11:40,131
- GEE, IF EVERYONE
IS ON QUINN'S SIDE,
331
00:11:40,133 --> 00:11:44,035
MAYBE QUINN SHOULD BE PRESIDENT
OF THE FASHION CLUB.
332
00:11:44,037 --> 00:11:45,437
- DON'T BE SILLY.
333
00:11:45,439 --> 00:11:47,872
I WOULD NEVER TRY
TO BE PRESIDENT...
334
00:11:47,874 --> 00:11:49,741
AS LONG AS YOU WERE AROUND.
335
00:11:49,743 --> 00:11:51,775
- REALLY?
- SURE.
336
00:11:51,777 --> 00:11:52,810
I MEAN, DO YOU REALLY THINK
337
00:11:52,812 --> 00:11:54,612
THAT I COULD REPLACE YOU?
338
00:11:59,485 --> 00:12:00,852
- ALL RIGHT, KEVIN.
339
00:12:00,854 --> 00:12:03,955
DO YOU THINK THAT ATROPHIED,
PEA-SIZED CLUSTER OF CELLS
340
00:12:03,957 --> 00:12:05,590
YOU REFER TO AS YOUR BRAIN
341
00:12:05,592 --> 00:12:08,760
CAN REMEMBER THE COMPLICATED
INSTRUCTIONS I JUST GAVE YOU?
342
00:12:08,762 --> 00:12:10,995
- UM, GET THE FLAG?
343
00:12:10,997 --> 00:12:13,898
- VERY GOOD, KEVIN.
344
00:12:16,035 --> 00:12:17,368
- FREEZE, BABE.
345
00:12:17,370 --> 00:12:18,369
- OW!
346
00:12:18,371 --> 00:12:20,038
THOSE PAINTBALL THINGIES HURT.
347
00:12:20,040 --> 00:12:21,206
I'M GOING TO HAVE A WELT.
348
00:12:21,208 --> 00:12:22,707
- WAR'S NOT PRETTY, KEVIE.
349
00:12:22,709 --> 00:12:25,376
SORRY.
350
00:12:25,378 --> 00:12:27,979
HI-YAH!
351
00:12:31,050 --> 00:12:33,084
[paintball gun clicks]
352
00:12:33,086 --> 00:12:34,084
- OW!
353
00:12:34,086 --> 00:12:36,888
- ROTTEN DIRTBAG LIARS,
ALL OF YOU!
354
00:12:36,890 --> 00:12:38,790
- MS. BARCH, STOP SHOOTING!
355
00:12:38,792 --> 00:12:40,591
THOSE PAINTBALL THINGIES HURT.
356
00:12:40,593 --> 00:12:42,560
- I TRUSTED YOU, DAMN IT.
357
00:12:42,562 --> 00:12:44,628
TWO DECADES OF LEGAL SLAVERY,
358
00:12:44,630 --> 00:12:46,531
AND STILL YOU THROW IT ALL AWAY
359
00:12:46,533 --> 00:12:49,433
FOR A HALTER TOP
AND A PAIR OF PUMPS.
360
00:12:49,435 --> 00:12:51,201
- OW!
361
00:12:51,203 --> 00:12:54,204
MADAM, I BELIEVE YOU'VE GOT ME
CONFUSED WITH SOMEONE ELSE.
362
00:12:54,206 --> 00:12:55,740
I'M NOT YOUR EX-HUSBAND.
363
00:12:55,742 --> 00:12:56,908
- I KNOW THAT.
364
00:12:56,910 --> 00:12:59,643
BUT HE'S NOT HERE!
365
00:13:01,281 --> 00:13:03,114
[thunder rumbles]
366
00:13:05,051 --> 00:13:07,585
- GOOD; I WAS FEELING TOO DRY.
367
00:13:07,587 --> 00:13:09,553
- ♪ EXCUSE ME ♪
368
00:13:09,555 --> 00:13:12,356
♪ EXCUSE ME ♪
369
00:13:12,358 --> 00:13:15,226
♪ ♪
370
00:13:18,198 --> 00:13:19,930
MAYBE WE SHOULD TURN BACK.
371
00:13:19,932 --> 00:13:22,600
- MAYBE YOUR MOTHER
WILL LEND YOU A RAINCOAT.
372
00:13:22,602 --> 00:13:25,969
- SHUT UP, AND KEEP WALKING.
373
00:13:27,973 --> 00:13:29,273
[bells jingle]
374
00:13:29,275 --> 00:13:31,576
- WE'RE HERE TO SEE
THE GREAT WHITE SHARK.
375
00:13:31,578 --> 00:13:33,711
- OH, IT'S A BEAUTY, AIN'T IT?
376
00:13:33,713 --> 00:13:34,812
- IT'S A TOOTH.
377
00:13:34,814 --> 00:13:36,314
- YOU WOULDN'T SAY,
378
00:13:36,316 --> 00:13:40,552
"IT'S A TOOTH" IF YOU KNEW
THE LEGEND OF GREAT WHITE.
379
00:13:40,554 --> 00:13:41,719
- WOMEN HAVE BEEN PROGRAMMED
380
00:13:41,721 --> 00:13:43,788
TO LIE ABOUT THEIR AGE
FOR SO LONG,
381
00:13:43,790 --> 00:13:46,190
NO WONDER PEOPLE THINK 40
LOOKS LIKE 50.
382
00:13:46,192 --> 00:13:48,092
I'M GLAD THAT'S OVER.
383
00:13:48,094 --> 00:13:49,994
- AMEN.
OOH!
384
00:13:49,996 --> 00:13:52,530
THANK GOD MEN NO LONGER
LOOK AT US AS SEX OBJECTS.
385
00:13:52,532 --> 00:13:56,700
- YOU SAID IT, SISTER.
386
00:13:56,702 --> 00:14:01,005
SO DO I LOOK 46--44?
387
00:14:01,007 --> 00:14:02,340
- WOULD YOU LIKE MY--
388
00:14:02,342 --> 00:14:04,241
- FORGET IT, YOU--YOU MAN.
389
00:14:04,243 --> 00:14:05,242
- BUT I WAS JUST OFFERING.
390
00:14:05,244 --> 00:14:07,444
- 22 YEARS OF MY LIFE GONE,
391
00:14:07,446 --> 00:14:08,713
AND ALL I HAVE TO SHOW
392
00:14:08,715 --> 00:14:10,381
FOR TENDING TO YOUR EVERY NEED
393
00:14:10,383 --> 00:14:14,785
ARE THE CORNS ON MY FEET
AND A BIG RED RASH ON MY CHEST.
394
00:14:14,787 --> 00:14:16,019
- GO AHEAD; IT'S ALL RIGHT.
395
00:14:16,021 --> 00:14:17,221
LET IT OUT.
396
00:14:17,223 --> 00:14:19,490
- OH, WHY DON'T YOU
JUST GO BACK OUTSIDE
397
00:14:19,492 --> 00:14:24,062
WITH YOUR WARMONGERING SEX
AND DESTROY SOMETHING WEAK?
398
00:14:24,064 --> 00:14:26,464
- VENTING FEELS GOOD,
DOESN'T IT?
399
00:14:26,466 --> 00:14:30,401
YOU HAVE EVERY RIGHT TO BE ANGRY
AND TO EXPRESS THAT ANGER.
400
00:14:30,403 --> 00:14:32,102
- HUH?
401
00:14:35,541 --> 00:14:37,075
- OH! HI.
402
00:14:37,077 --> 00:14:39,710
IT'S RAINING CATS AND DOGS
OUT THERE.
403
00:14:39,712 --> 00:14:42,947
- WHAT A UNIQUE PERSPECTIVE
ON THE SITUATION.
404
00:14:42,949 --> 00:14:45,149
- LITTLE NIP TO WARM YOU UP?
405
00:14:45,151 --> 00:14:46,584
- MR. MORGENDORFFER,
406
00:14:46,586 --> 00:14:48,919
I'M A TEACHER RESPONSIBLE
FOR DOZENS OF STUDENTS
407
00:14:48,921 --> 00:14:50,755
ON A FAIRLY HAZARDOUS
FIELD TRIP.
408
00:14:50,757 --> 00:14:54,525
DO YOU THINK I SHOULD TAKE
A LITTLE NIP?
409
00:14:54,527 --> 00:14:55,726
- I GUESS NOT.
410
00:14:55,728 --> 00:14:58,028
- NO! I GUESS NOT!
411
00:14:58,030 --> 00:14:59,830
GIMME THAT!
412
00:14:59,832 --> 00:15:02,400
- SAY, DID YOU, BY ANY CHANCE,
GO TO MILITARY SCHOOL?
413
00:15:02,402 --> 00:15:04,902
- HOW'D YOU KNOW THAT?
414
00:15:04,904 --> 00:15:07,839
- UNTIL GREAT WHITE'S
CAPTURE TWO MONTHS AGO,
415
00:15:07,841 --> 00:15:10,241
HE TERRORIZED
THE EASTERN SEABOARD,
416
00:15:10,243 --> 00:15:12,410
CHOMPING ON TOURISTS
AND SPITTING THEM OUT
417
00:15:12,412 --> 00:15:13,878
LIKE BAD RED WINE.
418
00:15:13,880 --> 00:15:15,046
- EXCELLENT.
419
00:15:15,048 --> 00:15:17,015
- IT WAS THE PEAK
OF TOURIST SEASON
420
00:15:17,017 --> 00:15:20,385
WHEN A MANGLED BODY WASHED UP
ON THE SHORE,
421
00:15:20,387 --> 00:15:22,553
SCARING THE BEACHCOMBERS
AND LIFEGUARDS...
422
00:15:25,725 --> 00:15:26,724
[upbeat music]
423
00:15:26,726 --> 00:15:30,561
♪ ♪
424
00:15:30,563 --> 00:15:32,730
- WHICH ONE OF US
DO YOU LIKE BEST?
425
00:15:32,732 --> 00:15:35,199
- WHICH ONE OF YOU WANTS
TO TAKE ME TO CHEZ PIERRE?
426
00:15:35,201 --> 00:15:37,067
- I'LL TAKE YOU, QUINN.
- NO, NO, COME ON!
427
00:15:37,069 --> 00:15:38,703
WITH ME!
- I GOT THE MONEY.
428
00:15:38,705 --> 00:15:40,538
- QUINN'S SO CUTE.
429
00:15:40,540 --> 00:15:41,773
- YEAH.
430
00:15:41,775 --> 00:15:43,007
- CUTER THAN ME?
431
00:15:43,009 --> 00:15:44,074
- OH, NO.
432
00:15:44,076 --> 00:15:45,676
YOU'RE WAY CUTER.
433
00:15:45,678 --> 00:15:47,878
- NOT THAT LOOKS ARE IMPORTANT.
434
00:15:47,880 --> 00:15:48,979
- NO WAY.
435
00:15:48,981 --> 00:15:51,315
- I WISH I COULD FIND
THAT BATHROOM.
436
00:15:51,317 --> 00:15:53,417
- I THINK IT'S OVER THERE
SOMEWHERE.
437
00:16:08,501 --> 00:16:09,566
- WHERE'S SANDI?
438
00:16:09,568 --> 00:16:11,202
- OH, YOU KNOW SANDI.
439
00:16:11,204 --> 00:16:13,471
ALWAYS LOOKING FOR A BATHROOM.
440
00:16:13,473 --> 00:16:14,872
- SHE LOOKS REALLY CUTE TODAY.
441
00:16:14,874 --> 00:16:15,973
- MM-HMM.
442
00:16:15,975 --> 00:16:18,109
- CUTER THAN ME?
- OH, NO.
443
00:16:18,111 --> 00:16:21,412
YOU'RE WAY CUTER.
444
00:16:21,414 --> 00:16:23,881
- OF COURSE THE MAYOR CLAIMED
THE CHEWED-UP BODIES
445
00:16:23,883 --> 00:16:25,449
WERE THE VICTIMS OF A PROPELLER.
446
00:16:25,451 --> 00:16:27,418
BUT THE PEOPLE KNEW BETTER.
447
00:16:27,420 --> 00:16:30,121
- EXCUSE ME, BUT ISN'T THIS
THE PLOT OF JAWS?
448
00:16:30,123 --> 00:16:33,124
- NO, NO, THIS IS
COMPLETELY DIFFERENT.
449
00:16:33,126 --> 00:16:35,692
THAT'S WHEN THEY CALLED IN
THE GREAT SHARK HUNTER.
450
00:16:35,694 --> 00:16:38,996
THAT'S WHEN
THEY CALLED IN... ME.
451
00:16:38,998 --> 00:16:40,398
- I'M GLAD TO SEE
452
00:16:40,400 --> 00:16:42,199
YOU TAKE SUCH AN INTEREST
IN YOUR DAUGHTERS,
453
00:16:42,201 --> 00:16:43,667
MRS. MORGENDORFFER.
454
00:16:43,669 --> 00:16:46,337
- WELL, IT ISN'T EASY RAISING
TWO TEENAGERS
455
00:16:46,339 --> 00:16:49,240
ALL BY YOURSELF...WITH JAKE.
456
00:16:49,242 --> 00:16:51,642
- OF COURSE, I LIKE TO THINK
THE SCHOOL ENVIRONMENT
457
00:16:51,644 --> 00:16:53,611
ALSO PLAYS A PIVOTAL ROLE.
458
00:16:53,613 --> 00:16:57,214
- ABSOLUTELY, ALTHOUGH
IT WOULD BE NICE IF THE STUDENTS
459
00:16:57,216 --> 00:16:59,049
GOT A LITTLE MORE ENCOURAGEMENT.
460
00:16:59,051 --> 00:17:01,819
MAYBE A BRIGHT KID LIKE DARIA
WOULD HAVE A BETTER ATTITUDE.
461
00:17:01,821 --> 00:17:03,020
- [snorts and laughs]
462
00:17:03,022 --> 00:17:04,422
- DID I SAY SOMETHING FUNNY?
463
00:17:04,424 --> 00:17:06,757
- WITH ALL DUE RESPECT,
I CAN'T THINK OF A PRISON
464
00:17:06,759 --> 00:17:09,594
THAT COULD CREATE AN ATTITUDE
LIKE YOUR DAUGHTER'S,
465
00:17:09,596 --> 00:17:10,628
MUCH LESS A SCHOOL.
466
00:17:10,630 --> 00:17:11,929
NO, I ALWAYS ASSUMED
467
00:17:11,931 --> 00:17:14,365
THAT CAME FROM INTERACTION
WITH HER PARENTS...
468
00:17:14,367 --> 00:17:15,933
OR LACK OF IT.
469
00:17:15,935 --> 00:17:18,669
- OH, SO YOU DRAW A DISTINCTION
BETWEEN PRISONS AND SCHOOLS,
470
00:17:18,671 --> 00:17:20,004
BECAUSE FROM WHAT I'VE HEARD,
471
00:17:20,006 --> 00:17:22,039
YOU RUN THE ONE
PRETTY MUCH LIKE THE OTHER.
472
00:17:22,041 --> 00:17:23,674
- I DON'T HAVE TO LISTEN
TO THIS!
473
00:17:23,676 --> 00:17:24,708
- NO, YOU DON'T.
474
00:17:24,710 --> 00:17:30,014
- AND, BY THE WAY, YOU LOOK 50!
475
00:17:30,016 --> 00:17:31,515
- I TRIED HARPOONING
GREAT WHITE,
476
00:17:31,517 --> 00:17:34,251
BUT THE MASSIVE BEAST
SHOOK THEM OFF
477
00:17:34,253 --> 00:17:35,886
LIKE SO MANY TOOTHPICKS.
478
00:17:35,888 --> 00:17:38,722
I TRIED TYING HIM DOWN
WITH FLOATING BARRELS, BUT NO.
479
00:17:38,724 --> 00:17:41,426
GREAT WHITE SAID,
"I WILL HAVE NONE OF THIS."
480
00:17:41,428 --> 00:17:42,593
SO THE CAPTAIN DECIDED...
481
00:17:42,595 --> 00:17:43,760
- THE RAIN'S LETTING UP.
482
00:17:43,762 --> 00:17:45,362
LET'S GET OUT OF HERE.
483
00:17:45,364 --> 00:17:47,064
- AND THEN THAT LITTLE SNOT
RICHARD DREYFUSS
484
00:17:47,066 --> 00:17:48,865
DECIDED THAT IT WAS ALL
HIS BIG GAME,
485
00:17:48,867 --> 00:17:50,267
AND HE...
486
00:17:50,269 --> 00:17:52,403
- BECAUSE WHAT GOOD IS SIGNING
A PRENUPTIAL AGREEMENT
487
00:17:52,405 --> 00:17:56,406
WITH ANOTHER IF WE DON'T FIRST
SIGN ONE WITH OURSELF?
488
00:17:56,408 --> 00:17:58,809
- I NEVER THOUGHT IT POSSIBLE.
489
00:17:58,811 --> 00:18:02,046
YOU'RE SENSITIVE,
YET YOU'RE A MALE.
490
00:18:02,048 --> 00:18:04,282
- OH, WELL...
491
00:18:08,221 --> 00:18:10,888
- WATCH THE RASH.
492
00:18:12,758 --> 00:18:14,991
- I DIDN'T MEAN TO STEP
ON DAD'S CONTACT.
493
00:18:14,993 --> 00:18:18,262
THE NEXT DAY, HE SHIPPED ME OFF
TO MILITARY SCHOOL.
494
00:18:18,264 --> 00:18:21,832
- MY MOTHER DIDN'T WANT
HER DATES TO KNOW SHE HAD A SON,
495
00:18:21,834 --> 00:18:24,201
SO I SPENT A LOT OF TIME
AT THE NEIGHBORS'.
496
00:18:24,203 --> 00:18:26,003
STRANGE, TWISTED PEOPLE.
497
00:18:26,005 --> 00:18:29,273
- I KNOW; I HAD
THE SAME NEIGHBORS.
498
00:18:29,275 --> 00:18:31,441
- JAKE, YOU'RE DRUNK!
499
00:18:31,443 --> 00:18:32,543
- DRUNK?
500
00:18:32,545 --> 00:18:35,479
HONEY, DON'T BE SILLY.
501
00:18:39,685 --> 00:18:41,652
- HEY, QUINN, COME ON.
502
00:18:41,654 --> 00:18:43,721
- QUINN, WE'RE LEAVING!
503
00:18:43,723 --> 00:18:45,122
- COME BACK, QUINN!
504
00:18:45,124 --> 00:18:48,392
QUINN, COME BACK!
505
00:18:50,630 --> 00:18:52,796
- [breathing heavily]
506
00:18:52,798 --> 00:18:54,598
- ♪ HUH, HUH! ♪
507
00:18:54,600 --> 00:18:56,200
♪ WHEN JOHNNY COMES
MARCHING HOME ♪
508
00:18:56,202 --> 00:18:57,301
- ALL RIGHT.
509
00:18:57,303 --> 00:18:59,203
IS EVERYONE ACCOUNTED FOR?
510
00:18:59,205 --> 00:19:00,204
- YES.
511
00:19:00,206 --> 00:19:01,338
OKAY, TIME TO GO.
512
00:19:01,340 --> 00:19:02,372
- WAIT.
513
00:19:02,374 --> 00:19:03,807
I DON'T SEE THE MORGENDORFFERS.
514
00:19:03,809 --> 00:19:04,809
- OH, WELL.
515
00:19:04,811 --> 00:19:05,810
WHAT CAN YOU DO?
516
00:19:05,812 --> 00:19:07,311
- BESIDES, THEY DROVE HERE.
517
00:19:07,313 --> 00:19:08,845
THEY CAN GET THEMSELVES HOME--
518
00:19:08,847 --> 00:19:12,049
THAT IS, IF SOMEONE HADN'T TAKEN
THEIR DISTRIBUTOR CAP.
519
00:19:12,051 --> 00:19:13,384
[engines turn over]
520
00:19:13,386 --> 00:19:15,486
[helicopter rotors beating]
521
00:19:15,488 --> 00:19:19,623
- UH...
522
00:19:19,625 --> 00:19:22,093
WAIT!
523
00:19:22,095 --> 00:19:23,093
[romantic music]
524
00:19:23,095 --> 00:19:25,363
♪ ♪
525
00:19:25,365 --> 00:19:28,632
WHOA!
526
00:19:32,272 --> 00:19:35,739
[moaning]
527
00:19:48,354 --> 00:19:51,355
- DRINKING ON A SCHOOL TRIP
WHEN YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO BE
528
00:19:51,357 --> 00:19:52,857
SHOWING THE GIRLS
YOU'RE COMMITTED.
529
00:19:52,859 --> 00:19:53,957
- COMMITTED?
530
00:19:53,959 --> 00:19:55,192
I'VE BEEN COMMITTED, ALL RIGHT,
531
00:19:55,194 --> 00:19:56,360
AND I NEVER HAD A TRIAL.
532
00:19:56,362 --> 00:19:58,462
- JUST WAIT TILL I HAVE
ENOUGH ROOM TO RELOAD.
533
00:19:58,464 --> 00:19:59,663
- NO!
534
00:19:59,665 --> 00:20:02,366
HELEN, THOSE PAINTBALL
THINGIES HURT.
535
00:20:02,368 --> 00:20:03,601
THE HORROR.
536
00:20:03,603 --> 00:20:05,969
THE HORROR!
537
00:20:05,971 --> 00:20:08,872
- ♪ LA-LA, LA, LA-LA ♪
538
00:20:08,874 --> 00:20:11,875
Captioning by CaptionMax
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539
00:20:11,877 --> 00:20:14,878
[rock music]
540
00:20:14,880 --> 00:20:20,951
♪ ♪
541
00:20:20,953 --> 00:20:22,719
♪ LA-LA-LA ♪
542
00:20:22,721 --> 00:20:25,822
♪ ♪
543
00:20:25,824 --> 00:20:27,591
♪ LA-LA-LA ♪
544
00:20:27,593 --> 00:20:30,394
♪ ♪
545
00:20:30,396 --> 00:20:32,396
♪ LA-LA-LA ♪
546
00:20:32,398 --> 00:20:41,505
♪ ♪
547
00:20:41,507 --> 00:20:43,540
♪ LA-LA, LA, LA-LA ♪
548
00:20:43,542 --> 00:20:45,942
♪ ♪
549
00:20:45,944 --> 00:20:47,844
♪ LA-LA, LA, LA-LA ♪