1 00:00:02,503 --> 00:00:03,635 - ♪ LA-LA LA LA-LA ♪ 2 00:00:03,637 --> 00:00:06,305 ♪ LA-LA LA LA-LA ♪ 3 00:00:09,510 --> 00:00:11,510 - I DON'T THINK YOU'VE THOUGHT THIS THROUGH. 4 00:00:11,512 --> 00:00:14,013 WHAT DO YOU DO WITH THE HOSTAGES ONCE YOU GET TO THE AIRPORT? 5 00:00:14,015 --> 00:00:15,346 - THEY'RE COMING WITH ME. 6 00:00:15,348 --> 00:00:18,950 WE'RE TALKING PARTY PLANE ALL THE WAY TO LIBYA. 7 00:00:18,952 --> 00:00:20,952 - RITA, THAT IS SO WONDERFUL. 8 00:00:20,954 --> 00:00:23,521 I'M SO HAPPY FOR YOU, 9 00:00:23,523 --> 00:00:25,057 YOU AND ERIN BOTH. 10 00:00:25,059 --> 00:00:26,291 - UH, YOU'D BETTER TAKE A HIKE. 11 00:00:26,293 --> 00:00:27,359 - WHAT? 12 00:00:27,361 --> 00:00:29,128 - MY MOM'S TALKING TO MY AUNT RITA. 13 00:00:29,130 --> 00:00:30,863 THIS ISN'T GONNA BE PRETTY. 14 00:00:30,865 --> 00:00:32,231 - GOTCHA'. 15 00:00:32,233 --> 00:00:33,265 LATER, HUH? 16 00:00:33,267 --> 00:00:35,734 - THAT REMAINS TO BE SEEN. 17 00:00:35,736 --> 00:00:37,769 - I CAN'T BELIEVE IT, 18 00:00:37,771 --> 00:00:39,804 LITTLE ERIN GETTING MARRIED. 19 00:00:39,806 --> 00:00:42,141 SHE'S NOT RUSHING INTO THIS, I HOPE. 20 00:00:42,143 --> 00:00:44,443 OH, NO, NO, OF COURSE NOT. 21 00:00:44,445 --> 00:00:45,577 21 IS-- 22 00:00:45,579 --> 00:00:47,412 I'M NOT IMPLYING ANYTHING. 23 00:00:47,414 --> 00:00:49,247 FOR GOODNESS SAKE, RITA. 24 00:00:49,249 --> 00:00:50,682 I'M JUST-- 25 00:00:50,684 --> 00:00:53,151 THIS IS SO EXCITING. 26 00:00:53,153 --> 00:00:54,218 WHERE? 27 00:00:54,220 --> 00:00:55,921 UH-HUH. 28 00:00:55,923 --> 00:00:57,089 UH-HUH. 29 00:00:57,091 --> 00:00:58,223 THAT SOUNDS LOVELY. 30 00:00:58,225 --> 00:00:59,925 I PRESUME MOM'S FOOTING THE BILL. 31 00:00:59,927 --> 00:01:01,026 NO, NO, I... 32 00:01:01,028 --> 00:01:03,328 - YOUR COUSIN ERIN IS GETTING MARRIED. 33 00:01:03,330 --> 00:01:04,796 - SO I GATHERED. 34 00:01:04,798 --> 00:01:08,233 - YOU KNOW THERE'LL BE HELL TO PAY. 35 00:01:08,235 --> 00:01:12,070 - WELL, I GUESS YOU ALL HEARD THE WONDERFUL NEWS. 36 00:01:12,072 --> 00:01:14,206 LITTLE ERIN IS GETTING MARRIED 37 00:01:14,208 --> 00:01:16,641 AT THE WINDSOR HILLS RESORT IN LEEVILLE. 38 00:01:16,643 --> 00:01:18,043 - WHOA. 39 00:01:18,045 --> 00:01:20,379 THAT'LL SET RITA BACK A PRETTY PENNY. 40 00:01:20,381 --> 00:01:22,314 - NOT RITA. MOTHER. 41 00:01:22,316 --> 00:01:23,682 NOTHING BUT THE BEST 42 00:01:23,684 --> 00:01:26,184 FOR HER FAVORITE DAUGHTER'S DARLING OFFSPRING. 43 00:01:26,186 --> 00:01:28,086 - WINDSOR HILLS. 44 00:01:28,088 --> 00:01:31,256 THEY'VE GOT THAT LEGENDARY 13TH HOLE. 45 00:01:31,258 --> 00:01:33,125 - FORGET IT, JAKE. NO GOLF. 46 00:01:33,127 --> 00:01:34,359 WEDDING. 47 00:01:34,361 --> 00:01:36,128 - I'M ALMOST SORRY I'M GONNA MISS THIS. 48 00:01:36,130 --> 00:01:37,695 - ON THE CONTRARY, SWEETIE, 49 00:01:37,697 --> 00:01:39,998 YOU AND QUINN ARE GOING TO BE BRIDESMAIDS. 50 00:01:40,000 --> 00:01:41,300 I MADE SURE OF THAT. 51 00:01:41,302 --> 00:01:42,634 - BRIDESMAIDS? 52 00:01:42,636 --> 00:01:45,737 - CAN I DYE MY HAIR IF THE DRESS DOESN'T MATCH? 53 00:01:47,074 --> 00:01:49,407 - WHAT A HIDEOUS TWIST OF FATE. 54 00:01:49,409 --> 00:01:51,443 ME, A BRIDESMAID. 55 00:01:51,445 --> 00:01:52,677 - AW, IT WON'T BE THAT BAD. 56 00:01:52,679 --> 00:01:53,979 I MEAN, SURE, YOU'LL HAVE TO WEAR 57 00:01:53,981 --> 00:01:55,480 SOME FRILLY PEACH-COLORED DRESS 58 00:01:55,482 --> 00:01:57,149 THAT MAKES YOU LOOK LIKE A CIRCUS FREAK, 59 00:01:57,151 --> 00:01:59,417 AND YOU'LL BE PINCHED BY INCONTINENT OLD UNCLES 60 00:01:59,419 --> 00:02:00,886 WHO THINK YOU'RE STILL SIX YEARS OLD. 61 00:02:00,888 --> 00:02:02,521 - HERE WE ARE. 62 00:02:02,523 --> 00:02:03,655 - I'M SORRY. 63 00:02:03,657 --> 00:02:05,257 WE ONLY DO WEDDINGS. 64 00:02:05,259 --> 00:02:06,425 NO FUNERALS. 65 00:02:06,427 --> 00:02:08,694 - BELIEVE ME, I'D PREFER A FUNERAL. 66 00:02:08,696 --> 00:02:10,862 - DEARIE, YOU DON'T HAVE TO GET MARRIED 67 00:02:10,864 --> 00:02:12,430 IF YOU DON'T WANT TO. 68 00:02:12,432 --> 00:02:13,531 OR DO YOU? 69 00:02:13,533 --> 00:02:14,866 - [sighs] 70 00:02:14,868 --> 00:02:18,636 I'M A BRIDESMAID IN THE CHAMBERS-DANIELSON WEDDING. 71 00:02:18,638 --> 00:02:20,138 [keys clacking] 72 00:02:20,140 --> 00:02:21,373 MM-HMM, MMM. 73 00:02:21,375 --> 00:02:23,475 AH, HERE IT IS. 74 00:02:23,477 --> 00:02:27,045 PITY. THEY'RE SUCH LOVELY DRESSES. 75 00:02:27,047 --> 00:02:30,048 NATURE DIDN'T SEE FIT TO GIVE YOU MUCH IN THE WAY OF HIPS, 76 00:02:30,050 --> 00:02:31,049 DID SHE, DEARIE? 77 00:02:31,051 --> 00:02:32,717 - I THINK I'M GONNA BE ILL. 78 00:02:32,719 --> 00:02:34,319 IS THAT A PROBLEM FOR YOU? 79 00:02:34,321 --> 00:02:36,821 - TURN AROUND, PLEASE. 80 00:02:36,823 --> 00:02:40,558 - OH, SCARLET, YOU GROW LOVELIER BY THE DAY. 81 00:02:40,560 --> 00:02:42,060 - I WILL KILL YOU 82 00:02:42,062 --> 00:02:44,396 AND BURY YOUR BODY IN THIS DRESS. 83 00:02:44,398 --> 00:02:46,264 - DARIA? 84 00:02:46,266 --> 00:02:48,466 both: WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE? 85 00:02:48,468 --> 00:02:49,934 - ISN'T IT OBVIOUS? 86 00:02:49,936 --> 00:02:52,304 AN ARAB SHEIK'S IN TOWN TO BUY A FEW MORE WIVES. 87 00:02:52,306 --> 00:02:54,606 - THEY'RE PUTTING ON A BRIDAL EXPO IN THE GYM. 88 00:02:54,608 --> 00:02:56,207 WE'RE MODELING. 89 00:02:56,209 --> 00:02:57,943 - A BRIDAL EXPO? 90 00:02:57,945 --> 00:03:00,312 THAT'S A GOOD MESSAGE TO SEND HIGH SCHOOL STUDENTS. 91 00:03:00,314 --> 00:03:03,315 - IT'S A FUNDRAISER FOR EXTRACURRICULAR ACTIVITIES. 92 00:03:03,317 --> 00:03:06,418 - I WONDER WHAT KIND OF EXTRACURRICULAR ACTIVITIES 93 00:03:06,420 --> 00:03:07,553 WOULD LEAD TO A WEDDING. 94 00:03:07,555 --> 00:03:08,787 - WHAT ABOUT YOU? 95 00:03:08,789 --> 00:03:10,521 ARE YOU IN A PLAY OR SOMETHING? 96 00:03:10,523 --> 00:03:12,958 - YES, I'M PLAYING MRS. LINCOLN 97 00:03:12,960 --> 00:03:14,125 AFTER SHE WENT CRAZY. 98 00:03:14,127 --> 00:03:16,528 - I DIDN'T KNOW SHE WENT CRAZY. 99 00:03:16,530 --> 00:03:18,596 - OH, YEAH, THAT'S WHY LINCOLN SHOT HIMSELF. 100 00:03:18,598 --> 00:03:20,032 - WOW. 101 00:03:20,034 --> 00:03:22,267 - COME ON, BRITTANY, LET'S FINISH OUR FITTING 102 00:03:22,269 --> 00:03:24,136 AND I'LL TELL YOU ALL ABOUT NICE MR. LINCOLN 103 00:03:24,138 --> 00:03:25,403 AND HOW HE DIED. 104 00:03:25,405 --> 00:03:27,773 - YOU MEAN THE BULLET DIDN'T KILL HIM? 105 00:03:27,775 --> 00:03:29,274 - OUCH. - HOLD STILL. 106 00:03:29,276 --> 00:03:32,010 I'M HAVING A HARD ENOUGH TIME WITH YOUR BODY AS IT IS. 107 00:03:32,012 --> 00:03:35,112 - WELL, I THINK MY HUMILIATION IS COMPLETE NOW. 108 00:03:35,114 --> 00:03:38,250 - IT DOES MATCH MY HAIR. 109 00:03:38,252 --> 00:03:40,685 - I SPOKE TOO SOON. 110 00:03:42,289 --> 00:03:44,589 - I DON'T KNOW WHY YOU WOULDN'T LET ME BRING MY GOLF CLUBS. 111 00:03:44,591 --> 00:03:46,290 - JAKE, WE'RE HERE TO SEE MY FAMILY, 112 00:03:46,292 --> 00:03:47,525 NOT TO HAVE FUN. 113 00:03:47,527 --> 00:03:49,528 - WHO'S ESCORTING YOUR SISTER TO THIS ANYWAY? 114 00:03:49,530 --> 00:03:51,429 - WELL, SHE DUMPED THE SCULPTOR, 115 00:03:51,431 --> 00:03:54,666 THE SKYDIVING INSTRUCTOR HAD THAT HORRIBLE ACCIDENT, 116 00:03:54,668 --> 00:03:58,603 AND I BELIEVE THAT THAT BRUNO IS IN SOME FEDERAL FACILITY. 117 00:03:58,605 --> 00:03:59,971 SO I DON'T KNOW. 118 00:03:59,973 --> 00:04:02,774 - THAT RITA SURE KNOWS HOW TO PICK 'EM. 119 00:04:02,776 --> 00:04:04,275 - WOW. 120 00:04:04,277 --> 00:04:06,478 - RED RUM. RED RUM. 121 00:04:06,480 --> 00:04:08,713 - THIS'LL COST YOUR MOTHER A FORTUNE. 122 00:04:08,715 --> 00:04:10,915 - WELL, WHAT ELSE SHOULD SHE SPEND HER MONEY ON, 123 00:04:10,917 --> 00:04:12,750 SOMETHING BORING LIKE COLLEGE FUNDS 124 00:04:12,752 --> 00:04:14,086 FOR HER OTHER GRANDDAUGHTERS? 125 00:04:14,088 --> 00:04:15,454 - [laughs] 126 00:04:15,456 --> 00:04:16,455 HEY! 127 00:04:16,457 --> 00:04:17,856 - I JUST KEEP TELLING MYSELF 128 00:04:17,858 --> 00:04:21,159 THAT ERIN HASN'T HAD THE ADVANTAGES OUR GIRLS HAVE. 129 00:04:21,161 --> 00:04:22,761 - ADVANTAGES? 130 00:04:22,763 --> 00:04:23,695 - YOU GOT ME. 131 00:04:27,967 --> 00:04:30,635 - YOU KNOW, IF THE GIRLS SEE US, WE'RE GONNA DIE. 132 00:04:30,637 --> 00:04:32,371 THEY SAID WE'D MAKE THEM SELF-CONSCIOUS. 133 00:04:32,373 --> 00:04:33,472 - ARE YOU KIDDING? 134 00:04:33,474 --> 00:04:35,206 THEY WANT US TO COME, BRO. 135 00:04:35,208 --> 00:04:36,675 THAT'S WHY THEY TOLD US NOT TO. 136 00:04:36,677 --> 00:04:37,942 - HUH? 137 00:04:37,944 --> 00:04:40,712 - THEY KNEW IF THEY INVITED US TO A BRIDAL EXPO, 138 00:04:40,714 --> 00:04:42,514 THERE'S NO WAY WE'D GO NEAR THE PLACE. 139 00:04:42,516 --> 00:04:44,683 - THEN, UH, WHY ARE WE HERE? 140 00:04:44,685 --> 00:04:47,185 - FORBIDDEN FRUITS, MAN. 141 00:04:47,187 --> 00:04:49,154 FORBIDDEN FRUITS. 142 00:04:49,156 --> 00:04:52,424 - WHEN YOU HEAR YOURSELF TALK, DOES IT MAKE SENSE TO YOU? 143 00:04:52,426 --> 00:04:54,493 - SOMETIMES. 144 00:04:54,495 --> 00:04:56,395 - HEY, FELLAS, JUST WANT YOU TO KNOW 145 00:04:56,397 --> 00:04:57,996 WE WELCOME SAME-SEX PARTNERS. 146 00:04:57,998 --> 00:05:00,932 WHAT YOU DO WITH THE RING IS YOUR BUSINESS. 147 00:05:03,404 --> 00:05:04,870 - THIS IS AN EXPENSIVE VEHICLE. 148 00:05:04,872 --> 00:05:06,438 BE CAREFUL WITH IT. 149 00:05:06,440 --> 00:05:08,273 - YEAH, RIGHT. 150 00:05:08,275 --> 00:05:09,374 - HELEN. 151 00:05:09,376 --> 00:05:11,376 - RITA. 152 00:05:11,378 --> 00:05:12,810 - HOW ARE YOU, JAKE? 153 00:05:12,812 --> 00:05:15,847 - WELL, I'M NOT BAD-- - OH, THE GIRLS LOOK LOVELY. 154 00:05:15,849 --> 00:05:18,016 BUT DARIA, WHY DIDN'T YOU GET THE SAME DRESS 155 00:05:18,018 --> 00:05:19,217 AS THE OTHER BRIDESMAIDS? 156 00:05:19,219 --> 00:05:20,518 - I DID. 157 00:05:20,520 --> 00:05:23,455 - I'M SORRY ABOUT THE REHEARSAL DINNER, RITA. 158 00:05:23,457 --> 00:05:25,523 I HAD MEETINGS ALL YESTERDAY AFTERNOON, 159 00:05:25,525 --> 00:05:26,891 AND BY THE TIME WE GOT ON THE ROAD-- 160 00:05:26,893 --> 00:05:29,594 - EVERYONE, THIS IS PAUL, MY BEAU. 161 00:05:29,596 --> 00:05:30,595 - HELLO. 162 00:05:30,597 --> 00:05:31,763 - PAUL MEYERSON? 163 00:05:31,765 --> 00:05:33,131 - JAKE? 164 00:05:33,133 --> 00:05:35,367 JAKE AND I WERE IN BOY SCOUTS TOGETHER. 165 00:05:35,369 --> 00:05:36,368 YOU BRING YOUR CLUBS? 166 00:05:36,370 --> 00:05:37,936 - OH. MMM. 167 00:05:37,938 --> 00:05:40,972 - DAD, WHAT WAS THAT YOU SAID ABOUT KNOWING HOW TO PICK 'EM? 168 00:05:40,974 --> 00:05:42,273 - OH, DARIA. 169 00:05:42,275 --> 00:05:44,308 [laughs] 170 00:05:44,310 --> 00:05:46,444 - WOW, WHO'S THAT? 171 00:05:46,446 --> 00:05:47,779 - AUNT AMY? 172 00:05:47,781 --> 00:05:49,180 - I DON'T MIND A FEW DENTS, 173 00:05:49,182 --> 00:05:51,783 BUT CHANGE THE RADIO STATION, AND YOU'RE A DEAD MAN. 174 00:05:51,785 --> 00:05:54,619 - AMY, HOW DELIGHTFUL. 175 00:05:54,621 --> 00:05:56,054 I THOUGHT WEREN'T COMING. 176 00:05:56,056 --> 00:05:57,122 - I WASN'T. 177 00:05:57,124 --> 00:05:58,823 BUT I FIGURED IF YOU TWO COULD PUT ASIDE 178 00:05:58,825 --> 00:06:00,425 THE YEARS OF BITTERNESS AND RESENTMENT, 179 00:06:00,427 --> 00:06:01,959 THEN SO COULD I FOR A DAY. 180 00:06:01,961 --> 00:06:05,630 - OH, AMY, WHY DO YOU SAY SUCH RIDICULOUS THINGS? 181 00:06:05,632 --> 00:06:07,132 - OUT LOUD? 182 00:06:07,134 --> 00:06:10,368 SO, JAKE, YOU'RE STILL WITH HELEN, HUH? 183 00:06:10,370 --> 00:06:12,837 - WELL, UH-- - SHOW'S REMARKABLE FORTITUDE. 184 00:06:12,839 --> 00:06:15,473 AND, ROGER, HOW'S THE SKYDIVING GOING? 185 00:06:15,475 --> 00:06:18,009 - AMY, ROGER PASSED AWAY. 186 00:06:18,011 --> 00:06:19,143 THIS IS PAUL. 187 00:06:19,145 --> 00:06:20,411 - OH, SORRY. 188 00:06:20,413 --> 00:06:21,846 PAUL, HOW DO YOU DO? 189 00:06:21,848 --> 00:06:22,880 - WHO'S ROGER? 190 00:06:22,882 --> 00:06:24,215 - HE FELL ONTO A COW. 191 00:06:24,217 --> 00:06:25,249 - ICK. 192 00:06:25,251 --> 00:06:26,584 - AND HE WAS ONE OF THE LUCKY ONES. 193 00:06:26,586 --> 00:06:27,819 - GIRLS. 194 00:06:27,821 --> 00:06:29,687 - HEY, WHAT'S THE POINT OF A SENSELESS TRAGEDY 195 00:06:29,689 --> 00:06:31,555 IF YOU CAN'T FIND A LITTLE HUMOR IN IT? 196 00:06:31,557 --> 00:06:33,758 I LIKE THE WAY YOU THINK, DARIA. 197 00:06:33,760 --> 00:06:36,761 - NOW, AMY, I'M NOT SURE WHERE WE'RE GONNA SEAT YOU. 198 00:06:36,763 --> 00:06:38,597 - I NEED A DRINK. - HA-HA. 199 00:06:38,599 --> 00:06:39,831 - WHY ARE YOU LAUGHING? 200 00:06:39,833 --> 00:06:40,832 - HA. 201 00:06:40,834 --> 00:06:41,900 [sighs] 202 00:06:41,902 --> 00:06:44,503 - WOW, AUNT AMY'S REALLY WEIRD. 203 00:06:44,505 --> 00:06:47,205 - YEAH. 204 00:06:58,551 --> 00:07:00,151 - HAVE YOU SEEN ERIN'S DRESS? - OH. 205 00:07:00,153 --> 00:07:02,053 OH, IT'S GORGEOUS. 206 00:07:02,055 --> 00:07:04,723 I LOVE THE LITTLE FLOWER. 207 00:07:04,725 --> 00:07:07,258 - OH, IT CAN'T RAIN ON BRIAN AND ERIN'S WEDDING. 208 00:07:07,260 --> 00:07:08,760 IT JUST CAN'T. 209 00:07:08,762 --> 00:07:10,195 - THAT WOULD BE SO AWFUL. 210 00:07:10,197 --> 00:07:11,662 I COULDN'T STAND IT. 211 00:07:11,664 --> 00:07:13,497 - ON THE CONTRARY, 212 00:07:13,499 --> 00:07:16,668 RAIN IS AN ANCIENT SYMBOL OF FERTILITY. 213 00:07:16,670 --> 00:07:19,137 EVERY COUPLE SHOULD BE SO LUCKY. 214 00:07:19,139 --> 00:07:20,639 - OH, DON'T YOU SEE? 215 00:07:20,641 --> 00:07:22,573 A LITTLE RAIN WON'T SPOIL THE HAPPIEST DAY 216 00:07:22,575 --> 00:07:24,075 OF BRIAN AND ERIN'S LIFE. 217 00:07:24,077 --> 00:07:25,343 IT MAY RAIN OUT THERE, 218 00:07:25,345 --> 00:07:27,378 BUT IN HERE, THE SUN WILL BE SHINING. 219 00:07:27,380 --> 00:07:29,280 - WE ARE NOW ENTERING HELL. 220 00:07:29,282 --> 00:07:31,817 PLEASE KEEP YOUR HANDS AND ELBOWS INSIDE THE CAR. 221 00:07:31,819 --> 00:07:33,819 - YOU MUST BE ERIN'S COUSINS. 222 00:07:33,821 --> 00:07:36,822 - I AM, BUT DARIA IS, UM, HER COUSIN. 223 00:07:36,824 --> 00:07:38,489 - WHAT? - NEVER MIND. 224 00:07:38,491 --> 00:07:41,092 - ACTUALLY, I'M IN THE WITNESS PROTECTION PROGRAM. 225 00:07:41,094 --> 00:07:43,327 THE MORGENDORFFERS WERE KIND ENOUGH TO TAKE ME IN 226 00:07:43,329 --> 00:07:45,997 AFTER MY REAL FAMILY WAS EXTERMINATED BY THE MOB. 227 00:07:45,999 --> 00:07:47,198 - OH. 228 00:07:47,200 --> 00:07:48,833 WELL, HOW COME YOU DIDN'T GET 229 00:07:48,835 --> 00:07:50,234 THE SAME DRESS AS THE REST OF US? 230 00:07:50,236 --> 00:07:51,703 - I DID. 231 00:07:51,705 --> 00:07:54,772 - ANYWAY, IT'S TOO BAD YOU GUYS MISSED THE REHEARSAL DINNER. 232 00:07:54,774 --> 00:07:56,708 IT WAS SO FUN. 233 00:07:56,710 --> 00:07:59,811 LET ME INTRODUCE YOU TO YOUR ESCORTS. 234 00:07:59,813 --> 00:08:02,280 DARIA, QUINN, THIS IS GARRETT. 235 00:08:02,282 --> 00:08:03,515 - HI. 236 00:08:03,517 --> 00:08:04,849 - GARRETT'LL BE WITH QUINN. 237 00:08:04,851 --> 00:08:06,217 - OF COURSE. 238 00:08:06,219 --> 00:08:07,552 - QUINN, YOU'RE JUST ABOUT 239 00:08:07,554 --> 00:08:09,588 THE LOVELIEST LITTLE THING I EVER SAW. 240 00:08:09,590 --> 00:08:10,822 - THANKS. 241 00:08:10,824 --> 00:08:12,223 DO YOU THINK YOU COULD GET ME A SODA 242 00:08:12,225 --> 00:08:15,226 WITH JUST AN EENSIE-WEENSIE SLICE OF LEMON, PLEASE? 243 00:08:15,228 --> 00:08:18,929 - DARIA, THIS IS YOUR ESCORT, LURMAN. 244 00:08:18,931 --> 00:08:20,131 - OF COURSE. 245 00:08:20,133 --> 00:08:21,966 - HOW DO YOU DO, DURIAH? 246 00:08:21,968 --> 00:08:24,101 - IT'S DARIA, ACTUALLY. 247 00:08:24,103 --> 00:08:26,270 - SORRY. 248 00:08:26,272 --> 00:08:28,640 SO, UM, LURMAN, 249 00:08:28,642 --> 00:08:31,076 IS THAT YOUR FIRST NAME OR YOUR LAST NAME? 250 00:08:31,078 --> 00:08:33,311 - DOES IT MATTER? 251 00:08:33,313 --> 00:08:35,480 - WELL, THEY SEEM TO BE HITTING IT OFF. 252 00:08:35,482 --> 00:08:37,348 - OH, YEAH. 253 00:08:37,350 --> 00:08:39,851 - SHE'S ROUGH. SHE'S TOUGH. 254 00:08:39,853 --> 00:08:41,285 SHE'S LOVELY. 255 00:08:41,287 --> 00:08:44,222 OUR SANDY IS IN A SILK AND RAWHIDE OUTFIT 256 00:08:44,224 --> 00:08:46,524 BY HORACE OF BEVERLY HILLS, 257 00:08:46,526 --> 00:08:48,626 PROVING THAT THE HAPPIEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE 258 00:08:48,628 --> 00:08:50,462 DOESN'T HAVE TO BE DULL. 259 00:08:50,464 --> 00:08:53,531 STICK 'EM UP, HOMBRES. 260 00:08:53,533 --> 00:08:54,632 [applause] 261 00:08:54,634 --> 00:08:57,535 - [snoring] 262 00:08:57,537 --> 00:08:59,336 - VA-VA-VA-VOOM. 263 00:08:59,338 --> 00:09:03,140 HERE'S LOVELY BRITTANY IN A SLEEK AND SATINY NUMBER 264 00:09:03,142 --> 00:09:06,811 FROM LE VERVE THAT SAYS, "THIS MAY BE MY WEDDING DAY, 265 00:09:06,813 --> 00:09:09,881 BUT DARN IT, I WANT TO DANCE." 266 00:09:09,883 --> 00:09:11,616 - WAKE UP. IT'S BRITTANY. 267 00:09:11,618 --> 00:09:13,151 - OH, WHAT? HUH? 268 00:09:13,153 --> 00:09:14,552 OH, MAN. 269 00:09:14,554 --> 00:09:15,553 - HEY, HEY, HEY. 270 00:09:15,555 --> 00:09:16,621 - YOU LOSER. 271 00:09:16,623 --> 00:09:18,222 - COME ON. 272 00:09:18,224 --> 00:09:20,191 - UM, I THINK YOU'RE BLOWING OUR COVER. 273 00:09:20,193 --> 00:09:22,360 - KEVIN, WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE? 274 00:09:22,362 --> 00:09:24,329 - SURPRISE, BABE. 275 00:09:24,331 --> 00:09:26,397 - [squeals] 276 00:09:26,399 --> 00:09:27,865 [birds chirping] 277 00:09:27,867 --> 00:09:31,269 - AND AS WE SHARE THE JOY OF THIS LOVELY YOUNG COUPLE, 278 00:09:31,271 --> 00:09:32,304 BRIAN AND ERIN, 279 00:09:32,306 --> 00:09:37,175 WE ARE COMPELLED TO ASK, WHAT IS LOVE? 280 00:09:37,177 --> 00:09:39,477 YES, LOVE, 281 00:09:39,479 --> 00:09:41,613 LIKE A TINY RIVULET 282 00:09:41,615 --> 00:09:43,881 WHICH BEGIN IN THE HIGH MOUNTAINS, 283 00:09:43,883 --> 00:09:47,551 NORMALLY AFTER TWISTING AND TURNING FOR THOUSANDS OF MILES, 284 00:09:47,553 --> 00:09:50,388 OVERCOMING UNCOUNTABLE OBSTACLES, 285 00:09:50,390 --> 00:09:53,124 MUST EVENTUALLY MEET AND MERGE 286 00:09:53,126 --> 00:09:56,361 WITH THAT GREAT OCEAN OF LOVE 287 00:09:56,363 --> 00:09:58,996 WHICH IS ITS BIRTHRIGHT AND ITS DESTINY. 288 00:09:58,998 --> 00:10:00,398 - [chortles] 289 00:10:00,400 --> 00:10:03,234 IT WAS HER. 290 00:10:03,236 --> 00:10:05,002 - BABE, I SAID I WAS SORRY. 291 00:10:05,004 --> 00:10:06,571 - WHAT IF THERE HAD BEEN SOMEONE THERE 292 00:10:06,573 --> 00:10:08,640 FROM A MAJOR TALENT AGENCY? 293 00:10:08,642 --> 00:10:09,741 WHAT THEN? 294 00:10:09,743 --> 00:10:12,209 - WELL, UH, I GUESS THEY'D HAVE SEEN 295 00:10:12,211 --> 00:10:13,578 THAT YOU'RE TALENTED. 296 00:10:13,580 --> 00:10:16,213 - OH, THAT'S WHAT YOU GUESS, IS IT? 297 00:10:16,215 --> 00:10:18,683 MORE LIKELY THEY'D GUESS I WAS DATING 298 00:10:18,685 --> 00:10:22,153 THE KING OF THE JERKS, AND THEY'D BE RIGHT. 299 00:10:22,155 --> 00:10:23,388 WOW. 300 00:10:23,390 --> 00:10:25,456 LOOK AT ALL THESE FLOWERS. 301 00:10:25,458 --> 00:10:28,426 ARE THESE FOR SALE OR JUST DISPLAY? 302 00:10:28,428 --> 00:10:29,994 - SO THEY SAID TO ME, 303 00:10:29,996 --> 00:10:31,963 "WHY DON'T WE WE JUST MAKE YOU VP 304 00:10:31,965 --> 00:10:34,532 AND HAVE YOU TAKE OVER THE WHOLE DAMN OPERATION?" 305 00:10:34,534 --> 00:10:37,635 AND HERE I WAS, 29 YEARS OLD. 306 00:10:37,637 --> 00:10:38,970 - YEAH, YOU MENTIONED. 307 00:10:38,972 --> 00:10:40,438 SO HOW DID YOU MEET RITA? 308 00:10:40,440 --> 00:10:42,907 - WELL, YOU KNOW, WE BOTH LOVE THE SEA. 309 00:10:42,909 --> 00:10:43,908 I HAVE A SAIL BOAT. 310 00:10:43,910 --> 00:10:45,477 - AND SHE'S A LITTLE DINGY. 311 00:10:45,479 --> 00:10:46,644 [laughs] 312 00:10:46,646 --> 00:10:48,179 I'M KIDDING, OF COURSE. 313 00:10:48,181 --> 00:10:50,482 - WELL, LET'S FACE IT, RITA'S A LITTLE FLIGHTY, 314 00:10:50,484 --> 00:10:55,552 BUT SHE'S A TIGER IN THE BEDROOM. 315 00:10:55,554 --> 00:10:57,021 - KEEP POURING. 316 00:10:57,023 --> 00:11:01,192 - YEAH, WELL, I GUESS IT RUNS IN THE FAMILY. 317 00:11:01,194 --> 00:11:04,862 - [mutters unintelligibly] 318 00:11:04,864 --> 00:11:06,297 - MM-HMM. 319 00:11:06,299 --> 00:11:07,766 WHAT DID YOU SAY? 320 00:11:07,768 --> 00:11:10,468 - JUST MORE POINTLESS CHITCHAT. 321 00:11:10,470 --> 00:11:12,037 FORGET IT. 322 00:11:12,039 --> 00:11:13,237 [slurps] 323 00:11:13,239 --> 00:11:14,839 [groans] 324 00:11:14,841 --> 00:11:16,775 WOULD YOU LIKE ANOTHER SODA? 325 00:11:16,777 --> 00:11:18,076 - NO, UM-- 326 00:11:18,078 --> 00:11:22,180 - OR SHALL WE JUST SPLIT A BOTTLE OF DRAIN CLEANER? 327 00:11:22,182 --> 00:11:25,850 PLEASE BE ASSURED THAT MY REMARK WAS INTENDED IN JEST 328 00:11:25,852 --> 00:11:27,986 AND NOT AS AN INCITEMENT TO ANY TYPE 329 00:11:27,988 --> 00:11:31,156 OF ACTUAL SELF-DESTRUCTIVE BEHAVIOR. 330 00:11:31,158 --> 00:11:32,957 - YOU'RE NOT FROM AROUND HERE, ARE YOU? 331 00:11:32,959 --> 00:11:34,859 - DARIA, THERE YOU ARE. 332 00:11:34,861 --> 00:11:37,796 I CAN'T BELIEVE I DIDN'T GET TO SEE YOU BEFORE THE WEDDING. 333 00:11:37,798 --> 00:11:39,197 - IT WAS A LOVELY CEREMONY. 334 00:11:39,199 --> 00:11:40,765 - OH, BUT YOU HAVEN'T MET BRIAN. 335 00:11:40,767 --> 00:11:42,667 ISN'T HE MARVELOUS? 336 00:11:42,669 --> 00:11:44,135 HE WORKS FOR THE GOVERNMENT. 337 00:11:44,137 --> 00:11:45,136 INTELLIGENCE. 338 00:11:45,138 --> 00:11:46,537 - ERIN. 339 00:11:46,539 --> 00:11:48,439 - I KNOW, I KNOW, I'M NOT SUPPOSED TO SAY ANYTHING. 340 00:11:48,441 --> 00:11:49,708 BUT ISN'T IT EXCITING? 341 00:11:49,710 --> 00:11:52,077 - IF OUR NATIONAL SECURITY IS COMPROMISED, 342 00:11:52,079 --> 00:11:54,445 YOU CAN BET THERE'S A WOMAN AT THE BOTTOM OF IT. 343 00:11:54,447 --> 00:11:55,647 - OH, YOU. 344 00:11:55,649 --> 00:11:57,415 - OH, GOD. 345 00:11:57,417 --> 00:11:59,683 - HEY, DARIA, HOW COME YOU'RE NOT WEARING THE SAME DRESS 346 00:11:59,685 --> 00:12:00,718 AS EVERYBODY ELSE? 347 00:12:00,720 --> 00:12:02,253 - I AM. 348 00:12:02,255 --> 00:12:03,555 I THINK I'LL GO TO THE-- 349 00:12:03,557 --> 00:12:05,056 - LITTLE GIRLS' ROOM? 350 00:12:05,058 --> 00:12:07,258 - YEAH, THE LITTLE GIRLS' ROOM. 351 00:12:07,260 --> 00:12:08,526 I'M GONNA POWDER MY NOSE 352 00:12:08,528 --> 00:12:11,362 AND THEN CHECK THE SEAMS ON MY NYLONS. 353 00:12:11,364 --> 00:12:12,463 - I'M SORRY. 354 00:12:12,465 --> 00:12:14,331 WHAT DID YOU SAY YOU DO? 355 00:12:14,333 --> 00:12:16,367 I THOUGHT I HEARD INTELLIGENCE, 356 00:12:16,369 --> 00:12:18,570 BUT THAT CAN'T BE RIGHT. 357 00:12:18,572 --> 00:12:22,273 - A WILD, ROILING, SURGING OCEAN OF LOVE 358 00:12:22,275 --> 00:12:24,542 OVER WHICH WE AS MERE INDIVIDUALS 359 00:12:24,544 --> 00:12:27,679 HAVE NO CONTROL. 360 00:12:27,681 --> 00:12:31,115 DO YOU UNDERSTAND WHAT I'M SAYING? 361 00:12:31,117 --> 00:12:33,751 - UM, I'M NOT SURE. 362 00:12:33,753 --> 00:12:35,754 - HI, QUINN. HI, FATHER. 363 00:12:35,756 --> 00:12:37,589 - ACTUALLY, I'M A MINISTER, NOT A PRIEST. 364 00:12:37,591 --> 00:12:40,324 - THE IMPORTANT THING IS THAT YOU'RE THE VOICE OF MORALITY 365 00:12:40,326 --> 00:12:42,126 IN THE COMMUNITY. 366 00:12:43,797 --> 00:12:46,497 - I HATE MYSELF IN A FORMAL DRESS 367 00:12:46,499 --> 00:12:48,165 AND EVERYONE ELSE TOO. 368 00:12:48,167 --> 00:12:50,535 YOU DON'T LOOK TOO THRILLED ABOUT THINGS EITHER. 369 00:12:50,537 --> 00:12:54,472 - OH, NO, I'M OVERJOYED TO BE AT THIS BIG FAMILY EVENT. 370 00:12:54,474 --> 00:12:57,008 DAY-TO-DAY LIFE ISN'T HUMILIATING ENOUGH. 371 00:12:57,010 --> 00:12:58,176 - LET'S SEE. 372 00:12:58,178 --> 00:13:00,311 YOU'RE IN COLLEGE NOW OR SOMETHING. 373 00:13:00,313 --> 00:13:02,713 - STILL HIGH SCHOOL, UNFORTUNATELY. 374 00:13:02,715 --> 00:13:05,483 - I HAVE SOME VAGUE MEMORIES OF HIGH SCHOOL, 375 00:13:05,485 --> 00:13:07,886 BUT THESE DAYS, YOU ALL CARRY WEAPONS, RIGHT? 376 00:13:07,888 --> 00:13:10,888 - WELL, NOT TO FORMAL OCCASIONS LIKE THIS. 377 00:13:10,890 --> 00:13:14,392 - THAT'S WHERE YOU KIDS MAKE YOUR MISTAKE. 378 00:13:23,136 --> 00:13:24,201 - I MEAN, LOVE THY NEIGHBOR. 379 00:13:24,203 --> 00:13:25,336 LOVE THY BROTHER. 380 00:13:25,338 --> 00:13:26,437 LOVE THY PARENTS. 381 00:13:26,439 --> 00:13:28,272 EVERY TIME YOU TURN A PAGE, 382 00:13:28,274 --> 00:13:30,875 LOVE, LOVE, LOVE. 383 00:13:30,877 --> 00:13:32,943 - WOW. 384 00:13:32,945 --> 00:13:35,113 - HMM, I THOUGHT WHEN I HIT 30, 385 00:13:35,115 --> 00:13:37,648 I'D STOP FEELING OUT OF PLACE AT THESE FAMILY THINGS. 386 00:13:37,650 --> 00:13:39,117 - YOU FEEL OUT OF PLACE? 387 00:13:39,119 --> 00:13:41,819 - YOU DIDN'T NOTICE MY SISTERS ARE SO BUSY COMPETING 388 00:13:41,821 --> 00:13:44,822 WITH EACH OTHER THAT I DON'T EVEN REGISTER ON THEIR RADAR? 389 00:13:44,824 --> 00:13:47,191 - YEAH, BUT I JUST FIGURED YOU WERE ABOVE ALL THAT. 390 00:13:47,193 --> 00:13:49,561 I MEAN, YOU'RE KIND OF... 391 00:13:49,563 --> 00:13:50,561 - COOL? 392 00:13:50,563 --> 00:13:51,762 - UM... 393 00:13:51,764 --> 00:13:53,965 - I KNOW YOU CAN'T SAY THAT TO ME. 394 00:13:53,967 --> 00:13:55,532 LAW OF THE TEENAGERS. 395 00:13:55,534 --> 00:13:57,368 - THANK YOU FOR RESPECTING IT. 396 00:13:57,370 --> 00:13:58,802 - WHEN I WAS A KID, 397 00:13:58,804 --> 00:14:01,038 WITH HELEN AND RITA GOING AT IT ALL THE TIME, 398 00:14:01,040 --> 00:14:04,241 ALL THEY LEFT FOR ME TO DO WAS SUPPLY THE COLOR COMMENTARY. 399 00:14:04,243 --> 00:14:06,844 THEN ONE DAY, I FOUND MYSELF ALL GROWN UP 400 00:14:06,846 --> 00:14:08,512 WITH MY OWN POINT OF VIEW 401 00:14:08,514 --> 00:14:10,281 AND FEELING NO PARTICULAR OBLIGATION 402 00:14:10,283 --> 00:14:13,518 TO LISTEN TO ANYONE ELSE'S BS, EVER. 403 00:14:13,520 --> 00:14:15,519 - SO IT ACTUALLY WORKED OUT PRETTY WELL. 404 00:14:15,521 --> 00:14:18,956 - UNLESS I HAVE TO SEE MY SISTERS AT A WEDDING, YEAH. 405 00:14:18,958 --> 00:14:21,926 SARCASM: IT'S A GREAT WAY TO DEAL. 406 00:14:21,928 --> 00:14:26,130 BUT YOU WOULDN'T KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT THAT, WOULD YOU? 407 00:14:26,132 --> 00:14:27,631 - NAH. 408 00:14:29,169 --> 00:14:30,568 - HEY, WHAT'S THE MATTER? 409 00:14:30,570 --> 00:14:32,803 - THIS WHOLE THING IS STARTING TO GET TO ME. 410 00:14:32,805 --> 00:14:34,772 I MEAN, DARIA HAD A POINT. 411 00:14:34,774 --> 00:14:37,575 WHY SHOULD HIGH SCHOOL KIDS BE THINKING ABOUT MARRIAGE? 412 00:14:37,577 --> 00:14:40,444 IF I SEE ONE MORE SWEET, DOPEY GIRL 413 00:14:40,446 --> 00:14:42,146 STUCK WITH A LAME-BRAINED IDIOT-- 414 00:14:42,148 --> 00:14:43,681 both: HI. 415 00:14:43,683 --> 00:14:45,583 - NOT EVEN THE PEP SQUAD? 416 00:14:45,585 --> 00:14:47,118 - NOT EVEN THE PEP SQUAD. 417 00:14:47,120 --> 00:14:49,020 I'LL BE HONEST WITH YOU, DAPHNE. 418 00:14:49,022 --> 00:14:50,554 I JUST CAN'T FIND THE TIME. 419 00:14:50,556 --> 00:14:51,655 - HOW COME? 420 00:14:51,657 --> 00:14:53,524 - WELL, FIRST OF ALL, THERE'S MY WORK. 421 00:14:53,526 --> 00:14:54,558 - WHAT DO YOU DO? 422 00:14:54,560 --> 00:14:56,961 - I'M AN EXOTIC DANCER. 423 00:14:56,963 --> 00:14:58,729 YOU KNOW, AT A CLUB. 424 00:14:58,731 --> 00:15:01,399 I TAKE MY CLOTHES OFF AND DANCE FOR STRANGE MEN. 425 00:15:01,401 --> 00:15:02,500 - REALLY? 426 00:15:02,502 --> 00:15:03,634 WOW. 427 00:15:03,636 --> 00:15:05,636 - SHE'S REALLY VERY GOOD. 428 00:15:05,638 --> 00:15:07,405 - YOU'VE SEEN HER? 429 00:15:07,407 --> 00:15:09,139 - I'D BETTER GO CHECK ON QUINN. 430 00:15:09,141 --> 00:15:11,742 I--I CAN'T IMAGINE WHAT'S KEEPING HER. 431 00:15:11,744 --> 00:15:14,512 - OH, IT WAS A LOVELY CEREMONY, THOUGH. 432 00:15:14,514 --> 00:15:15,513 WASN'T IT? 433 00:15:15,515 --> 00:15:17,215 - IT REALLY WAS, RITA. 434 00:15:17,217 --> 00:15:19,417 - I'M JUST SO SORRY MOM COULDN'T BE HERE. 435 00:15:19,419 --> 00:15:20,584 - DON'T WORRY. 436 00:15:20,586 --> 00:15:22,420 SHE'LL GET TO LIVE IT ALL VICARIOUSLY 437 00:15:22,422 --> 00:15:23,688 WHEN THE BILLS ARRIVE. 438 00:15:23,690 --> 00:15:25,723 JAKE, HOW ABOUT GETTING ME ANOTHER GLASS OF WINE? 439 00:15:25,725 --> 00:15:27,157 - GEE, HONEY, MAYBE YOU SHOULDN'T-- 440 00:15:27,159 --> 00:15:29,293 - JAKE, I'D REALLY LIKE ANOTHER GLASS OF WINE NOW. 441 00:15:29,295 --> 00:15:30,495 - RIGHT. 442 00:15:30,497 --> 00:15:32,596 - HELEN, YOU'RE NOT BITTER ABOUT THIS? 443 00:15:32,598 --> 00:15:33,931 - RITA, PLEASE. 444 00:15:33,933 --> 00:15:35,999 WHY WOULD I BE BITTER? 445 00:15:36,001 --> 00:15:37,968 YOU AND ERIN DESERVE THE BEST. 446 00:15:37,970 --> 00:15:39,170 YOU ALWAYS HAVE. 447 00:15:39,172 --> 00:15:40,738 - OH, NO, I SHOULD BE PUNISHED FOREVER 448 00:15:40,740 --> 00:15:42,507 BECAUSE I MADE A FEW BAD DECISIONS? 449 00:15:42,509 --> 00:15:43,508 - HI. 450 00:15:43,510 --> 00:15:45,409 WHAT ARE YOU TWO ARGUING ABOUT NOW? 451 00:15:45,411 --> 00:15:46,644 - ARGUING? 452 00:15:46,646 --> 00:15:47,812 WE'RE NOT ARGUING. 453 00:15:47,814 --> 00:15:50,214 - STILL MAD BECAUSE DAD GAVE RITA THAT MG 454 00:15:50,216 --> 00:15:51,749 AND ALL YOU GOT WAS A PLYMOUTH VALIANT? 455 00:15:51,751 --> 00:15:54,185 - MY GOODNESS, AMY, THE THINGS YOU REMEMBER. 456 00:15:54,187 --> 00:15:56,354 - IT WAS A DODGE DART. 457 00:15:56,356 --> 00:15:59,223 - I GUESS WHAT I'M TRYING TO SAY, QUINN, IS, 458 00:15:59,225 --> 00:16:01,258 I MAY BE A MAN OF THE CLOTH, 459 00:16:01,260 --> 00:16:03,427 BUT I'M ALSO A MAN. 460 00:16:03,429 --> 00:16:05,028 - QUINN, THERE YOU ARE. 461 00:16:05,030 --> 00:16:06,263 FATHER? 462 00:16:06,265 --> 00:16:08,232 - ACTUALLY, I'M A MINISTER, NOT A PRIEST. 463 00:16:08,234 --> 00:16:10,167 - WE'VE ALL BEEN WONDERING WHERE YOU WERE. 464 00:16:10,169 --> 00:16:11,202 - REALLY? 465 00:16:11,204 --> 00:16:12,437 - WELL, I KNOW I HAVE. 466 00:16:12,439 --> 00:16:14,305 - I'VE JUST BEEN EXPLAINING TO QUINN 467 00:16:14,307 --> 00:16:16,641 HOW EMOTIONS CAN BE VERY CONFUSING 468 00:16:16,643 --> 00:16:18,509 FOR YOUNG PEOPLE LIKE YOURSELVES. 469 00:16:18,511 --> 00:16:20,244 - WITH ALL DUE RESPECT, FATHER, 470 00:16:20,246 --> 00:16:21,845 I WONDER IF MAYBE YOU'RE NOT THE ONE 471 00:16:21,847 --> 00:16:23,481 WITH THE CONFUSING EMOTIONS. 472 00:16:23,483 --> 00:16:25,950 - I'M NOT SURE I TAKE YOUR MEANING. 473 00:16:25,952 --> 00:16:27,385 - OH, I THINK YOU DO. 474 00:16:27,387 --> 00:16:29,554 - OH, NO. 475 00:16:29,556 --> 00:16:31,756 - SO IT TURNS OUT YOU CAN GO THROUGH TRAINING 476 00:16:31,758 --> 00:16:33,524 AND BE UP THERE WORKING ON THE SPACE STATION 477 00:16:33,526 --> 00:16:35,026 IN UNDER THREE MONTHS. 478 00:16:35,028 --> 00:16:36,894 NOW I'M JUST WAITING FOR MY TANG. 479 00:16:36,896 --> 00:16:39,229 - WOW, IS THAT TRUE? 480 00:16:39,231 --> 00:16:41,398 - [sighs] NO, IT'S NOT TRUE. 481 00:16:41,400 --> 00:16:42,834 I JUST MADE IT UP. 482 00:16:42,836 --> 00:16:46,270 ALSO I'M NOT AN EXOTIC DANCER, I DON'T KNOW SEAL, 483 00:16:46,272 --> 00:16:48,906 AND I WASN'T ABDUCTED BY THE UNDERSEA FISH PEOPLE. 484 00:16:48,908 --> 00:16:50,941 - I JUST DON'T THINK WE NEED TO TALK TO HER. 485 00:16:50,943 --> 00:16:53,243 - [whispering] MAYBE WE SHOULD JUST TELL HER WE CAN'T TALK. 486 00:16:53,245 --> 00:16:55,479 - WE DECIDED WE BETTER NOT TALK TO YOU ANYMORE. 487 00:16:55,481 --> 00:16:56,613 - WHAT? 488 00:16:56,615 --> 00:16:58,282 - IT'S NOT THAT WE DON'T LIKE YOU. 489 00:16:58,284 --> 00:17:00,918 IT'S JUST, UH... 490 00:17:00,920 --> 00:17:03,554 - YOU HAVE PROBLEMS. 491 00:17:03,556 --> 00:17:06,391 - WELL, DUH. 492 00:17:06,393 --> 00:17:08,726 - HONEY, MAYBE WE OUGHT TO THINK ABOUT GETTING BACK. 493 00:17:08,728 --> 00:17:11,562 - NO, MY LITTLE PARTY IS JUST BEGINNING. 494 00:17:11,564 --> 00:17:12,763 WAITER. 495 00:17:12,765 --> 00:17:14,499 - HERE, I'LL GET YOU SOME COFFEE 496 00:17:14,501 --> 00:17:15,833 AND WEDDING CAKE. 497 00:17:15,835 --> 00:17:17,768 - OH, RITA WOULD LOVE THAT, 498 00:17:17,770 --> 00:17:19,971 SEEING ME BALLOON UP RIGHT IN FRONT OF HER. 499 00:17:19,973 --> 00:17:21,539 - HELEN, UH, YOU'RE BEING KIND OF LOUD. 500 00:17:21,541 --> 00:17:23,374 - OH, NO! 501 00:17:23,376 --> 00:17:25,909 WE DON'T WANT A SCENE, DO WE? 502 00:17:25,911 --> 00:17:27,678 WE WANT TO SPOIL THE LOVELY WEDDING 503 00:17:27,680 --> 00:17:31,315 THAT LOVELY MOTHER SPENT SO MUCH LOVELY MONEY ON, DO WE? 504 00:17:31,317 --> 00:17:32,750 - IS EVERYTHING OKAY HERE? 505 00:17:32,752 --> 00:17:35,786 - WELL, YOU WERE RIGHT ABOUT ONE THING. 506 00:17:35,788 --> 00:17:37,655 SHE SURE KNOWS HOW TO PICK 'EM. 507 00:17:37,657 --> 00:17:39,290 - HEY, LOOK-- - KEEP IT DOWN. 508 00:17:39,292 --> 00:17:40,457 - WANT TO MAKE ME? 509 00:17:40,459 --> 00:17:41,992 - WHAT'S GOING ON, HELEN? 510 00:17:41,994 --> 00:17:46,163 - OH, YOU KNOW PERFECTLY WELL WHAT'S GOING ON, MOTHER. 511 00:17:46,165 --> 00:17:48,332 YOUR PATHETIC BOYFRIEND IS MAKING A SCENE. 512 00:17:48,334 --> 00:17:50,100 - WHAT DO YOU MEAN, PATHETIC? 513 00:17:50,102 --> 00:17:51,135 - LOOK IN THE MIRROR, PAL. 514 00:17:51,137 --> 00:17:54,338 - I JUST WANT TO SAY ONE THING, RITA. 515 00:17:54,340 --> 00:17:56,340 YOU MAY BE THE PRETTY ONE, 516 00:17:56,342 --> 00:17:58,275 YOU MAY BE THE ONE MOM LOVES, 517 00:17:58,277 --> 00:18:00,411 BUT I'VE WORKED MY DAMN BUTT OFF. 518 00:18:00,413 --> 00:18:02,013 - AUNT HELEN, PLEASE. 519 00:18:02,015 --> 00:18:03,247 - WHAT'S GOING ON? 520 00:18:03,249 --> 00:18:05,049 HEH, NO CATFIGHTS, LADIES, HEH. 521 00:18:05,051 --> 00:18:07,485 - SHUT THE HELL UP, YOU PREHISTORIC IMBECILE. 522 00:18:07,487 --> 00:18:08,785 - THINGS ARE GETTING UGLY. 523 00:18:08,787 --> 00:18:11,822 - I SUGGEST WE MAKE A HASTY BUT UNOBTRUSIVE EXIT. 524 00:18:11,824 --> 00:18:13,123 - REALLY? 525 00:18:13,125 --> 00:18:15,459 - LET'S GO FIND A PLACE THAT SERVES CHEESE FRIES. 526 00:18:15,461 --> 00:18:18,195 YOU EAT, I'LL WATCH. 527 00:18:18,197 --> 00:18:20,197 - I'M, UH, TAKING OFF. 528 00:18:20,199 --> 00:18:23,266 - OH, SURE, LEAVE ME TO THE DOGS. 529 00:18:23,268 --> 00:18:24,802 - YOU CAN COME IF YOU WANT. 530 00:18:24,804 --> 00:18:29,073 - NO, I'D PREFER TO SIT HERE AND WATCH THE CARNAGE UNFOLD. 531 00:18:29,075 --> 00:18:31,409 IT'S BEEN FUN, THOUGH. 532 00:18:31,411 --> 00:18:32,677 - YEAH. 533 00:18:32,679 --> 00:18:35,213 - OH, ALL RIGHT, I'LL EAT TOO. 534 00:18:35,215 --> 00:18:36,380 FOLLOW ME. 535 00:18:36,382 --> 00:18:37,748 DON'T LOOK TO THE RIGHT OR LEFT. 536 00:18:37,750 --> 00:18:40,551 THERE'S NOTHING YOU CAN DO FOR THESE PEOPLE NOW. 537 00:18:40,553 --> 00:18:42,819 - DID YOU EVER CALL ME UP TO DO ONE THING? 538 00:18:42,821 --> 00:18:44,755 [grunting and punching] 539 00:18:44,757 --> 00:18:46,323 - OH, YEAH? 540 00:18:48,260 --> 00:18:50,428 - THIS PLACE OUGHT TO DO. 541 00:18:50,430 --> 00:18:51,429 - AUNT AMY? 542 00:18:51,431 --> 00:18:53,263 - JUST AMY. 543 00:18:53,265 --> 00:18:57,401 - AMY, IS LIFE ALWAYS TAWDRY, STUPID, AND HUMILIATING, 544 00:18:57,403 --> 00:18:59,169 OR IS IT JUST A PHASE? 545 00:18:59,171 --> 00:19:00,571 - JUST A PHASE. 546 00:19:00,573 --> 00:19:03,240 I'M EXPECTING TO GROW OUT OF IT ANY TIME NOW. 547 00:19:03,242 --> 00:19:04,541 [bowling pins clattering] 548 00:19:04,543 --> 00:19:05,976 COAST IS CLEAR. 549 00:19:05,978 --> 00:19:07,778 - ONE THREE-TON HUBBY'S NOT ENOUGH 550 00:19:07,780 --> 00:19:09,346 FOR THIS RED-HOT MAMMAL. 551 00:19:09,348 --> 00:19:13,050 THE POLYGAMIST HIPPOPOTAMUS WHEN SICK, SAD WORLD RETURNS. 552 00:19:13,052 --> 00:19:15,152 - I'M NOT GOING BACK THERE. 553 00:19:15,154 --> 00:19:17,087 I DON'T CARE WHO SENT YOU. 554 00:19:17,089 --> 00:19:19,090 - DOES HE LOOK FAMILIAR TO YOU? 555 00:19:19,092 --> 00:19:22,693 - I THINK I SAW HIM ON AMERICA'S LEAST WANTED. 556 00:19:22,695 --> 00:19:24,094 - I SUPPOSED YOU WANT TO ASK ME 557 00:19:24,096 --> 00:19:26,196 WHAT YOUR MOTHER WAS LIKE AS A CHILD. 558 00:19:26,198 --> 00:19:27,831 - OKAY. WHAT WAS SHE? 559 00:19:27,833 --> 00:19:29,834 - A TIGHTLY-WOUND PAIN IN THE ASS. 560 00:19:29,836 --> 00:19:31,201 - NEW TOPIC? 561 00:19:31,203 --> 00:19:32,236 - NAME IT. 562 00:19:32,238 --> 00:19:34,605 [sirens blaring] 563 00:19:34,607 --> 00:19:37,007 - I DON'T--I DON'T KNOW WHAT HAPPENED. 564 00:19:37,009 --> 00:19:38,476 ONE MINUTE I HAD HIM, AND THEN-- 565 00:19:38,478 --> 00:19:39,776 - SHUSH, SHUSH, SHUSH. 566 00:19:39,778 --> 00:19:42,346 - EVERYTHING'S UNDER CONTROL HERE, OFFICERS. 567 00:19:42,348 --> 00:19:44,548 WHY DON'T YOU TWO GO HAVE A CUP OF COFFEE OR SOMETHING 568 00:19:44,550 --> 00:19:45,783 ON ME? 569 00:19:45,785 --> 00:19:48,553 - DON'T WORRY. I'M NO STRANGER TO PAIN. 570 00:19:48,555 --> 00:19:52,689 [both sobbing] 571 00:19:52,691 --> 00:19:54,591 - I LOVE YOU, HELEN. 572 00:19:54,593 --> 00:19:57,661 - I LOVE YOU TOO. 573 00:19:59,165 --> 00:20:02,499 - SIR, WOULDN'T THIS BE MORE ENJOYABLE IN THE DAYTIME, 574 00:20:02,501 --> 00:20:04,401 PERHAPS WITH SOME PARTNERS? 575 00:20:04,403 --> 00:20:05,569 - DON'T TALK, SON. 576 00:20:05,571 --> 00:20:07,004 YOU'RE SHAKING THE LIGHT. 577 00:20:07,006 --> 00:20:09,140 - ♪ LA-LA LA LA-LA ♪ 578 00:20:09,142 --> 00:20:12,142 [driving rock music] 579 00:20:12,144 --> 00:20:20,084 ♪ ♪ 580 00:20:22,155 --> 00:20:24,288 ♪ LA LA LA ♪ 581 00:20:26,993 --> 00:20:29,159 ♪ LA LA LA ♪ 582 00:20:31,830 --> 00:20:34,331 ♪ LA LA LA ♪ 583 00:20:36,536 --> 00:20:39,470 Captioning by CaptionMax www.captionmax.com 584 00:20:43,542 --> 00:20:46,310 ♪ LA-LA LA LA-LA ♪