- ♪ LA-LA, LA, LA-LA ♪
♪ LA-LA, LA, LA-LA ♪
- HIDING THE COOKING SHERRY FROM DAD?
- I'M GOING TO MAKE SOME BREAD, DARIA.
- ISN'T THAT WHAT SUPERMARKETS ARE FOR?
- THE YEAGERS ARE COMING FOR THE WEEKEND,
AND I CAN'T SERVE THEM STORE-BOUGHT BREAD.
- WHY NOT?
- I HAVEN'T SEEN THEM FOR 25 YEARS.
AND LET'S JUST SAY THEY KNOW A DIFFERENT HELEN,
A HELEN FAMOUS FOR HER OATMEAL, PUMPKIN SEED LOAF.
- AND JUST WHAT HAVE YOU DONE WITH THIS HELEN?
[car horn beeps] - THEY'RE HERE!
I HOPE THEY DON'T THINK I'VE CHANGED TOO MUCH.
- JUST BE YOURSELF.
THAT'S WHAT YOU'VE ALWAYS TOLD ME.
- I COULD KICK MYSELF FOR THAT.
- WHAT KIND OF CAR IS THAT?
- THAT'S NOT A CAR. IT'S A TIME MACHINE.
- WILLOW! COYOTE!
- WOW, HELEN.
- MAN. - MY MAN.
- YOU HAVEN'T CHANGED A BIT.
- AND YOU... WELL, JUST LOOK AT YOU.
- WHY, EVEN LEARY'S EXACTLY THE SAME.
- COME HERE, BOY.
DON'T YOU REMEMBER OLD JAKE?
- WAIT, THAT CAN'T BE LEARY.
HE'D BE ALMOST 30 BY NOW.
- THIS IS LEARY NUMBER THREE.
- WE HAD TO REPLACE THE ORIGINAL A FEW TIMES.
- IF ONLY YOU COULD DO THAT WITH TIMOTHY LEARY, HUH, MAN?
[laughs]
- THEY'RE WORKING ON IT, MAN.
- WELL, THESE TWO ARE IRREPLACEABLE:
OUR GIRLS, QUINN AND DARIA.
- YOU HAVE A VERY OLD SOUL.
- IT JUST LOOKS MATURE FOR ITS AGE.
- IS THIS A RETRO THING, OR ARE THEY SERIOUS?
- LET'S GET YOUR BAGS, MAN. - WE TRAVEL LIGHT.
- IN THE HEAD.
I GOTTA GET OUT OF HERE BEFORE I CATCH ANY MORE GOOD VIBES.
- DARIA, YOU CAN'T LEAVE ME HERE WITH THOSE--THOSE YUPPIES.
- YUPPIES ARE FROM THE '80s.
- SO WHAT DO YOU CALL PEOPLE WITH FUNNY OUTFITS
WHO TALK ABOUT PEACE AND LOVE AND STUFF?
- TREKKIES. ANYWAY, ONE OF US SHOULD STAY.
IT'S A RARE OPPORTUNITY TO LEARN MORE ABOUT MOM AND DAD.
- WHY WOULD WE WANT TO DO THAT?
- TO USE AGAINST THEM LATER.
20 BUCKS IF YOU DIG UP SOME DIRT.
- SORRY, I HAVE A DATE.
IF YOU'RE GETTING OUT OF THIS, SO AM I.
- ETHAN, COME MEET THE GIRLS.
- YOU SAID $20, RIGHT?
- ZAPPA DIGITAL.
ZAPPA ANALOG.
- SOUNDS THE SAME TO ME.
- AND YOU CALL YOURSELF A MUSICIAN?
- NO. I CALL MYSELF AN INTERPRETER OF SOUND.
- TOP SECRET EXPERIMENT?
- MY PARENTS GAVE US THEIR OLD RECORDS
TO SELL AT THE FLEA MARKET, BUT NOW TRENT WANTS TO KEEP 'EM.
- IT'S THE WARMTH OF VINYL, MAN.
I'M TELLING YOU, IT'S A RICHER TONE.
- YOU'RE TUNED TO THE RADIO.
- I WONDERED WHY ZAPPA WAS SELLING FISH STICKS.
- THE FLEA MARKET, HUH? NEED ANY HELP?
- WE HAVE TO BE THERE BY 7:00 TO SET UP.
- NO PROBLEM. DARIA'S AN EARLY BIRD.
- THERE'S NOTHING LIKE WATCHING THE SUN RISE--
EXCEPT WATCHING THE SUN SET IN REVERSE.
[all chuckle] - GOOD ONE, DARIA.
- MM, EH, THANKS.
- OKAY, THIS TIME, LET'S REVERSE THE POLARITY OF THE PLUG,
AND I'LL STAND FACING WEST.
- OKAY, COOL.
- ARE YOU NUTS?
- HEY, YOU CAN ALWAYS GO ON HOME
AND SWAP YOGURT RECIPES WITH THE YEAGERS.
- AND WHAT'S WRONG WITH MY YOGURT RECIPE?
- YOU SHOULD THANK ME.
IT'S A CHANCE FOR YOU TO SPEND SOME QUALITY TIME WITH TRENT.
AND THE FLEA MARKET IS SO ROMANTIC THIS TIME OF YEAR.
I HEAR THE CHIA PETS ARE IN BLOOM.
- ALL RIGHT, SO THE FLEA MARKET--WE'RE THERE.
- OKAY, NOW LET'S TRY THE THING
WHERE I STAND ON THE ALUMINUM FOIL.
- SO FOR THE PAST 12 YEARS,
WE'VE BEEN SELLING HAND-KNOTTED HAMMOCKS BY MAIL.
- AND WITH ALL THE RECENT BREAKTHROUGHS
IN HEMP PROCESSING,
THIS COULD BE OUR MOST EXCITING YEAR YET.
- OHH, THAT'S FASCINATING.
QUINN, DIDN'T YOU HAVE A DATE TONIGHT?
- I GOT STACY TO FILL IN.
- YOU INTO SPORTS, MY MAN?
ETHAN? - HUH?
- WE THINK THERE'S ENOUGH AGGRESSIVE BEHAVIOR
ON THE PLANET WITHOUT CREATING MORE
WITH "HEALTHY COMPETITION."
- ETHAN'S GONNA ROCK CLIMB... WHEN HE'S READY.
- WHATEVER. PEAS.
- MMM, YOU CAN ALWAYS TELL WHEN BREAD ISN'T HAND KNEADED.
HAND-KNEADED BREAD HAS MORE SOUL.
- THIS VEGGIE STUFF NEVER FILLS ME UP.
ANYONE WANT A BURGER?
HEY, FAIR IS FAIR.
WE'LL ALL BE WORM FOOD SOMEDAY. - JAKE!
- IT'S THE CIRCLE OF LIFE, HELEN.
- YOU KNOW, MAN, YOU'VE BECOME KINDA AGGRESSIVE.
- HAVE NOT! - IT'S THE MEAT.
- IS NOT!
- WHATEVER HAPPENED TO THE MELLOW,
"LET IT BE" ATTITUDE YOU USED TO HAVE?
- JAKE?
- COME ON, EVERYONE, IF WE FOCUS OUR POSITIVE ENERGY,
WE CAN MAKE THE PENTAGON RISE UP OFF THE GROUND.
RISE, DAMN IT!
OUCH!
STUPID FIVE-SIDED BUILDING.
- REMEMBER OUR GROUP HOUSE?
- DON'T YOU SEE,
SO-CALLED ENLIGHTENED DUDES ARE OPPRESSING WOMEN,
JUST LIKE SOCIETY IS PUTTING DOWN THE MOVEMENT.
I WANT SOME HELP, AND I WANT IT NOW!
- WOW, SOUNDS LIKE THE GIRLS ARE GETTING LIBERATED.
- COOL.
- AND THEN, AFTER YOU GUYS SPLIT,
WE PAINTED A BUS AND DROVE OUT INTO THE DESERT.
I WISH YOU'D STAYED WITH US.
- NO, WILLOW, IT WAS TIME FOR US TO MOVE ON.
- IF THAT'S WHAT YOU WANT TO CALL IT.
- WHAT? - HONEY...
- WHAT DO YOU MEAN, COYOTE?
- NOTHING. I LOVE YOU GUYS.
IT'S JUST, I REMEMBER YOU AS YOU WERE; THAT'S ALL.
- WE'RE STILL THAT WAY DEEP DOWN.
- YEAH, MAN, WE'RE STILL THAT WAY.
WHAT WAY?
- FREE OF THE SHALLOW, SUPERFICIAL VALUE SYSTEM
OF A PROFIT-DRIVEN CULTURE GONE TERRIBLY, TERRIBLY WRONG.
- OH, SURE, WE'RE THAT WAY. [chuckles]
[telephone rings]
- MAY I SPEAK TO THE OLD LADY OF THE HOUSE?
- DARIA, WHERE ARE YOU?
- JANE'S. CAN I STAY OVER?
- I WAS HOPING YOU'D WANT TO GET TO KNOW OUR FRIENDS.
- MY OLD SOUL HAS ALREADY MADE THEIR ACQUAINTANCE
IN A PREVIOUS LIFETIME.
- WELL, THIS DOES FREE UP SOME SPACE FOR ETHAN.
HE CAN TAKE THE GUEST ROOM,
AND I'LL PUT COYOTE AND WILLOW IN YOUR ROOM.
- YOU'RE GONNA PUT THEM IN MY ROOM?
YOU BETTER TETHER THEM TO THE BED
SO THEY DON'T FLOAT AWAY.
- [chuckles]
- THE NIGHTMARE STORY
OF AN ENCHANTED KISS GONE HORRIBLY WRONG,
WHEN SICK, SAD WORLD RETURNS.
- OKAY, I CAN STAY.
YOU HAVE ANYTHING FOR ME TO SLEEP IN?
- DON'T THANK ME. THANK GRANDMA.
- ♪ EXCUSE ME ♪
♪ EXCUSE ME ♪
♪ ♪
- AND THIS IS WHERE WE KEEP DARIA.
- COOL. TELL MOM AND DAD I'M SLEEPING HERE.
- UCH!
- ONCE YOU COULD FIT
ALL YOUR WORLDLY POSSESSIONS INTO A BACKPACK--
A PAIR OF JEANS, A FEW T-SHIRTS, A COPY OF STEAL THIS BOOK--
AND NOW LOOK AT YA, A CAPITALIST CHEERLEADER.
SELLOUT IN A MONKEY SUIT.
DAMN IT! IT'S TIME TO TAKE A STAND.
YOU'RE NOT GONNA SHAVE TOMORROW.
- COME ON, JAKEY, LET SOMEONE ELSE HAVE A TURN.
- HELEN, DO YOU THINK I'M PAST MY PRIME?
- OF COURSE NOT.
YOU'RE STILL QUITE THE YOUNG BUCK.
ANYWAY, GOOD-LOOKING MEN GET EVEN HANDSOMER AS THEY MATURE.
- PHEW. TOO BAD IT'S NOT THE SAME FOR WOMEN.
[chuckles] HUH?
- THAT'S BETTER. NOW I CAN'T SEE A THING.
[knock on door]
- BIG DAY TOMORROW.
- WE'LL WAKE YOU AT 6:00.
GOOD NIGHT. - GOOD NIGHT.
- [mumbles] GOOD NIGHT. SEE YOU IN THE MORNING.
[knock on door]
- COME BACK AT 6:00. - IT IS 6:00.
- THEN HOW COME YOU'RE SO DAMN CHIPPER?
- IT WAS EASIER TO STAY UP ALL NIGHT THAN TO GET UP EARLY.
- WE'LL LOAD THE VAN. - VAN?
- YOU KNOW, THE TANK. - OH, GOODY.
- ARE THEY GONE?
- DON'T FORGET SOME MONEY.
HEY, DOESN'T GRANDMA HAVE A NIGHTGOWN LIKE THAT?
- SHOULD I FILE THIS UNDER SELF-INDULGENT POSERS
OR UNDERRATED GENIUSES?
- ASK TRENT OR JESSE...
WHICH EVER ONE WAKES UP FIRST.
- I GUESS THEY CALL IT A FLEA MARKET
BECAUSE IT MAKES YOU WANT TO FLEE.
- COME ON, RELAX, WE'RE GONNA DO WELL TODAY.
WE'VE GOT A CHOICE LOCATION.
- I'M LOOKING FOR SNOW DOMES. YOU GOT ANY, GIRLS?
- SORRY, MA'AM.
ALL WE HAVE ARE THESE STRANGE, FLAT DISKS
THE ALIENS LEFT BEHIND.
YOU KNOW ABOUT THE ALIENS, DON'T YOU?
- YOU ENJOY WORKING WITH THE PUBLIC, DON'T YOU?
- [both chanting] OM.
- MORNING.
SAY HELLO TO A NEW JAKE, AN OLD JAKE,
A JAKE YOU HAVEN'T SEEN FOR A WHILE,
AND GOOD-BYE TO COOKIE-CUTTER, CORPORATE-GUY JAKE.
THAT JAKE IS GONE, GONE, GONE.
- YOU DIDN'T QUIT YOUR JOB, DID YOU?
- NO. I'M GROWING A BEARD AGAIN.
- OH! THAT'S GREAT, DEAR.
- HEY, QUINN, HOW DO YOU LIKE MY NEW LOOK?
- DAD, ARE YOU GROWING A GOATEE?
THAT'S SO TWO YEARS AGO.
[giggles] RIGHT, ETHAN?
- I REALLY FEEL CENTERED NOW.
- NICE WHISKERS. - THANKS!
- UH, IT'S GETTING KIND OF CROWDED IN HERE.
WHY DON'T ETHAN AND I GO OUT FOR BREAKFAST?
YOU GUYS CAN SIT AROUND AND REMEMBER THINGS.
- BREAKFAST? I THOUGHT IT WAS LUNCHTIME.
I'M GOING BACK TO BED.
- WHY ARE YOU STARING AT MY BROTHER?
- SELFLESS CONCERN. I THINK HE STOPPED BREATHING.
- NAH, HE'S ENTERING A DORMANT STAGE.
IN ABOUT TEN YEARS, HE SHOULD EMERGE AS A BUTTERFLY.
I GUESS YOU'RE GONNA WAIT.
- HELLO, LADIES.
I DIDN'T KNOW YOU WERE OF AN ENTREPRENEURIAL BENT.
PERHAPS YOU WOULD BE SO KIND AS TO SHOW ME YOUR GOODS.
- UPCHUCK, WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?
- I AM ON A QUEST FOR THE HOLY GRAIL
OF FAST-FOOD PREMIUMS:
A COMPLETE 1985 CALIFORNIA RAISINS
POSEABLE ERASER SET.
ONLY MINT CONDITION WILL DO.
YOUR INVESTORS?
- SILENT PARTNERS.
- UM, DO YOU BY ANY CHANCE HAVE THE CAST RECORDING
OF SOMEBODY UP THERE LIKES ME?
- NO, BUT WE DO HAVE SOMEBODY DOWN HERE DOESN'T.
- I WONDER IF I MIGHT PROVIDE YOU GALS
A LESSON IN SALESMANSHIP.
IT'S A ONCE-IN-A-LIFETIME OFFER.
- HOW 'BOUT "ONCE-IN-TWO-LIFETIMES"?
- NOW, NOW, LET THE BOY SHOW US HOW TO DO IT.
THEN WE WON'T HAVE TO.
- IT'S ALL COMING BACK. YOU WANNA TRY, HONEY?
- UGH! DOG DROOL. THAT BEAST!
[dog barks]
OUTSIDE.
[telephone rings]
HELLO? ERIC?
WHAT! THEY MOVED THE HEARING UP TO THIS WEEK?
I CAN BE THERE IN 20 MINUTES.
- MAN, TALK ABOUT UPTIGHT.
- MELLOW OUT, MAN.
NOTHING'S SO IMPORTANT THAT IT CAN'T WAIT TILL MONDAY,
AND WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN THE CORPORATE CAGE
ON A WEEKEND?
GO TAKE A WALK IN THE PARK.
- RIGHT ON, HONEY.
- YOU STILL HAVE YOUR PRIORITIES.
- WHO'S UP FOR FRISBEE? COME ON, LEARY.
ERIC?
YES, OF COURSE, I WAS KIDDING.
- YOU SEE, LADIES,
TRYING TO CLOSE A SALE WITHOUT PROPER TECHNIQUE
IS LIKE PLAYING CARDS WITHOUT A FULL DECK.
YOU MUST TREAT YOUR CUSTOMER LIKE A KING.
THIS IS THE ACE UP YOUR SLEEVE.
YOU'RE A JOKER IF YOU DON'T, AND YOU'LL BE LEFT WITH JACK.
- WAKE ME WHEN WE GET TO THE TWOS.
- F.D.R.? NO, SIR.
YOU WON'T FIND SOCIALISTS ON ANY OF MY TOILET SEATS.
- NOW, WATCH A PRO IN ACTION.
HEY, MR. DEMARTINO.
- WELL, CHARLES RUTTHEIMER.
WHAT IS IT, CHARLES?
- AS A MAN OF CULTURE AND BREEDING,
I THOUGHT YOU MIGHT BE INTERESTED
IN SOME OF OUR AUDIO GEMS.
- IS THIS A PATHETIC ATTEMPT AT FLATTERY, MR. RUTTHEIMER?
AN OBVIOUS SMOKE SCREEN FOR YOUR CALCULATED ATTEMPT
AT SEPARATING ME FROM THE PITTANCE I RECEIVE EACH WEEK
FOR BABYSITTING A BUNCH OF DAYDREAMING IDIOTS?
- [softly] I JUST WANTED TO SELL YOU A RECORD.
- GOT ANYTHING BY ANNETTE FUNICELLO?
- ♪ YOU'RE STANDING ON MY NECK ♪
♪ LA-LA, LA, LA-LA ♪
- HEY, MAN, AFTER WE GET THIS BABY FIXED UP,
WHAT DO YOU SAY WE GO DOWN TO THE CLUB AND PLAY A ROUND?
- THE GOLF COURSE IS AN ECOLOGICAL DISASTER.
- WHAT? YOU GOT TROUBLE WITH YOUR SWING?
- HERE, WE THOUGHT YOU BOYS MIGHT LIKE SOME REFRESHMENT.
- HOME-BOTTLED BERRY JUICE.
WE'RE GONNA START A COMPOST PILE.
WON'T THAT BE FUN?
- WOW, THIS IS STRONG STUFF.
- IT'S GOT NATURAL PECTINS.
- I LOVE PECTINS.
- IS THIS THE BEST YOU CAN DO?
- 'FRAID SO.
- WELL, THEN I GUESS I'M JUST GONNA HAVE TO WALK AWAY.
I'M WALKING.
OKAY, 50 CENTS.
- THANKS, MAN. - WHAT ABOUT MY COMMISSION?
- HEY, WE'RE TRAINING YOU FOR FREE.
- WELL, TRENT, NOW THAT YOU'VE RETURNED
TO THE LAND OF THE LIVING,
MAYBE YOU AND DARIA COULD GO GET US SOME SODA...
WITH CAFFEINE.
- NO PROBLEM. COMING?
- SURE.
- TAKE YOUR TIME.
- HMM, I COULD USE A BURGER.
- I'LL GO WITH YOU.
UPCHUCK, CAN YOU HANDLE THE BOOTH?
- I HANDLE MUCH MORE THAN THAT, MISSY.
RARRR.
EXCUSE ME, BUT IS THAT A VINTAGE COPY OF EYEFUL?
- 1962.
- WHERE DID YOU FIND SUCH A TREASURE?
- THAT BOOTH OVER THERE.
- THAT'S OKAY. I GOT IT.
- I OWE YOU ONE THEN. - NEXT TIME.
SO JANEY SAYS YOU'RE AVOIDING
YOUR PARENTS' FRIENDS THIS WEEKEND.
- THEIR SUNNY '60s OPTIMISM
TENDS TO CANCEL OUT MY BITTER '90s CYNICISM.
- HOLDOVER HIPPIES?
- YEAH, THEY'RE BIG BELIEVERS
IN THE CONCEPT OF VOLUNTARY SIMPLICITY.
- I GOTTA USE THAT.
SOUNDS MUCH BETTER THAN "BROKE."
[chuckles, coughs]
- I GUESS YOU GOTTA GIVE THEM SOME CREDIT.
CIVIL RIGHTS, ENVIRONMENTALISM, THE WOMEN'S MOVEMENT.
PEOPLE BELIEVED IN STUFF BACK THEN.
- I KNOW. WHAT'S UP WITH THAT?
- I KNOW WHAT YOU'RE THINKING-- THAT I'VE TURNED INTO "THE MAN."
- I'D NEVER CALL YOU "THE MAN," MAN.
"MAN" MAYBE, BUT NOT "THE MAN."
I HATE THIS STUPID, RUSTY PIECE OF JUNK!
AND I'M TIRED OF BUYING FOOD IN BULK
AND NOT FLUSHING EVERY TIME I GO BECAUSE IT WASTES WATER.
- EW.
- I'M STILL YOUNG. WHAT HAPPENED TO MY BELIEFS?
WHAT HAPPENED TO BEING PART OF THE SOLUTION,
NOT PART OF THE PROBLEM?
- I HATE KNEADING BREAD. - WHAT?
- I HATE KNEADING BREAD!
DAMN!
- OH, WILLOW, HERE.
- MAN, CAN YOU TEACH ME HOW TO PLAY GOLF?
- OF COURSE I CAN, MAN.
- AND CAN WE RIDE AROUND IN ONE OF THOSE LITTLE CARTS?
- SURE THING, PAL.
HEY, SOME KIND OF ORGANIC, NUTRIENT SKIN BATH, RIGHT? COOL.
- JAKE, WE FELL ON OUR ASSES IN A PILE OF GARBAGE.
I FEEL LIKE A HOG.
- HOG? I MISS BACON.
- OH, THANKS SO MUCH FOR YOUR CONCERN.
- WOW, SOUNDS LIKE THE GIRLS ARE GETTING LIBERATED.
- COOL.
- DAD, THE BERRY JUICE FERMENTED AGAIN.
YOU GOTTA WATCH THAT.
COME ON, I'LL BUY YOU A SLUSH CUP.
- IT'S ABOUT TIME.
- GOT ANY MONEY?
- WHERE'S MY RAZOR?
- YOU SEE, MY THEORY IS THAT OUR PRIMITIVE HUNTING INSTINCT
HAS NO OUTLET IN MODERN SOCIETY.
- COOL.
- SO RATHER THAN STALKING ANIMALS,
WE SUBSTITUTE THE SHOPPING EXPERIENCE
AND HUNT FOR OBJECTS.
- COOL.
- AND THEN, JESSE, WHILE WE SLEEP,
THE OBJECTS COME TO LIFE AND PLOT THEIR SECRET TAKEOVER
OF OUR CIVILIZATION.
APRIL 1, 2007--THAT'S THE DAY THEY MAKE THEIR MOVE.
- COOL.
- I DON'T KNOW.
ALL THESE PEOPLE SWAPPING ALL THIS USELESS JUNK...
MAYBE THE YEAGERS ARE ONTO SOMETHING.
AT LEAST THEY'RE NOT CAUGHT UP
IN A CONSTANT STATE OF CONSUMER FRENZY.
- YEAH, I GUESS IF YOU'RE GONNA INSIST
ON HOLDING ONTO SOMETHING FROM THE '60s,
PEACE AND LOVE BEATS A GET SMART LUNCH BOX.
- ESPECIALLY IF THE LUNCH IS STILL IN IT.
- WELL, LET'S GO GIVE JESSE AND JANE A BREAK.
- TOO LATE. - WHO'S WATCHING THE BOOTH?
- UPCHUCK. - I DON'T THINK SO.
- HERE, MR. DEMARTINO,
I FOUND ANOTHER ISSUE OF BACHELOR CONFIDENTIAL.
- YOU HAVE REDEEMED YOURSELF, CHARLES.
RUFF!
- OW! AH!
HEY!
[whining]
OW, THAT HURTS.
UH, LESS TO CARRY HOME?
- WELL, WE DO HAVE THREE COPIES LEFT OF BOSTON.
- AT LEAST WE'RE NOT MONEYGRUBBING, CAPITALIST PIGS.
RIGHT, DARIA?
- YEAH, WE'RE JUST HARDCORE BELIEVERS
IN VOLUNTARY SIMPLICITY.
- [chuckles]
- NO, THEY NEVER FORMALLY CHARGED THEM,
BUT THEY DID KEEP THEM THERE IN JAIL TILL THE NEXT DAY.
- WOW.
HEY, WHERE'S MY EYEBROW PENCIL?
THIS HAS GOT TO BE WORTH AT LEAST 20 BUCKS.
NOW, TELL ME AGAIN ABOUT HOW MOM PUNCHED OUT THE COP.
- YOU'RE SURE YOU DON'T WANT THIS?
- I NEVER USE IT.
- THIS'LL CUT WAY DOWN ON THE TIME I SPEND BAKING
FOR ETHAN AND COYOTE.
- SISTER, MEET THE FROZEN BAGEL.
HEY, GUYS, IT'S GETTING DARK.
WHEN ARE YOU COMING IN? - IN A MINUTE.
- I'M JUST SHOWING COYOTE HOW TO DRIVE WITHOUT SLICING.
BETTER!
- GIRLS, I EXPECTED YOU FOR DINNER.
BEFORE I OFFICIALLY GROUND YOU,
WOULD YOU CARE TO ACCOUNT FOR YOUR WHEREABOUTS?
- SURE. BUT FIRST, A FEW QUESTIONS.
NUMBER ONE: WHY DID YOU SPEND A NIGHT IN JAIL
IN BOULDER IN AUGUST 1969?
- [gasps]
- THANKS FOR THAT MARKETING PLAN, MAN.
WE'RE GONNA KICK THE BUTTS OF THOSE WIMPS
AT RAINBOW HAMMOCK.
- TAKE NO PRISONERS, MAN.
PREDATORY BEHAVIOR IS ALL NATURAL.
- ETHAN? - YEAH.
- YOU NEVER TOLD ME WHETHER YOU THOUGHT I WAS,
YOU KNOW, CUTE.
- OH. WELL, SURE.
YOU'RE CUTE. - THANKS.
- IN A, YOU KNOW, SHALLOW, SUPERFICIAL WAY.
- THANKS.
- IT'S VERY HARD NOT TO COMPLEMENT YOU, ISN'T IT?
- OH, DARIA, YOU DON'T HAVE TO SAY THAT.
- BYE-BYE! - BYE.
- SEE YA, DUDE.
- SEE YOU SOON.
- SEE YOU LATER. - BYE.
- DARIA, DO YOU THINK LONG-DISTANCE RELATIONSHIPS
ARE A GOOD IDEA?
- YEAH. WHY DON'T YOU AND I TRY ONE?
- YOU KNOW, KIDS, IT'S POINTLESS TO TRY TO GO BACK IN TIME.
YOU HAVE TO LIVE IN THE PRESENT, AND I'M GONNA START RIGHT NOW.
FIRST THINGS FIRST,
I'M GETTING RID OF ALL MY VINYL RECORDS.
HEY, DARIA, YOU WANT 'EM?
- ♪ LA-LA, LA, LA-LA ♪
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♪ LA, LA, LA ♪
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♪ LA, LA, LA ♪
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♪ LA, LA, LA ♪
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♪ LA-LA, LA, LA-LA ♪
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