- ♪ LA-LA, LA, LA-LA ♪
♪ LA-LA, LA, LA-LA ♪
[school bell rings]
- HEY, DARIA. I DIDN'T SEE YOU TODAY.
YOU SAID YOU MIGHT COME
TO THE PHOTOGRAPHY MEETING FOR YEARBOOK.
- YES, WELL, WHEN THE DENTIST TURNED OFF THE GAS,
I HAD A CHANGE OF HEART.
- BUT IT'S FUN,
AND IT LOOKS GOOD ON YOUR TRANSCRIPT.
- I'M AGAINST BOTH THOSE THINGS.
- FREE FILM AND DEVELOPING. - MM-HMM.
- AND IF YOUR PARENTS FIND OUT YOU'RE EVEN CONSIDERING IT,
YOU COULD PROBABLY SQUEEZE
SOME TREMENDOUS BRIBE OUT OF 'EM.
- I'LL THINK ABOUT IT.
I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU'RE TRYING TO BRIBE ME...WITH SINGLES.
- SWEETIE, IT'S NOT A BRIBE.
IT'S A DEAL.
HONESTLY, YOU'RE WORSE THAN MY CLIENTS.
- I'M SORRY.
YEARBOOKS COMPLETELY DISTORT THE REALITY OF HIGH SCHOOL.
OF COURSE, THE YEARBOOK EXPERIENCE
COULD PROVIDE MATERIAL FOR A WEB PAGE...
IF I HAD THE SOFTWARE.
- SOFTWARE IT IS.
- HI. BIG DATE. CAN'T TALK. BYE.
- HEY, DARIA, RIGHT?
I'M TED, THE PHOTO EDITOR. I SAW YOUR PICTURES.
- THEN CUT THE SMALL TALK AND GET STRAIGHT TO FIRING ME.
- [chuckles] THAT'S FUNNY
BECAUSE IT'S THE EXACT OPPOSITE OF THE TRUTH, RIGHT?
YOU'RE USING SARCASM, AREN'T YOU?
- ACTUALLY, I WAS BEING SINCERE FOR ONCE.
WHAT PLANET ARE YOU FROM?
- PLANET? [giggles]
HEY, HYPERBOLE. VERY INTERESTING.
SERIOUSLY, THOUGH, I LOVED YOUR PHOTOS.
YOUR COMPOSITIONS SEEM VERY SPANISH,
NOT UNLIKE THE PEASANT PAINTINGS OF FRANCISCO GOYA.
I'M A HUGE GOYA FANATIC. YOU?
- UH, YEAH. HUGE.
- ACTUALLY, GOYA LIKED TO PAINT DEATH, DESTRUCTION, BRUTALITY.
YOU'D HAVE MADE GOOD PEN PALS.
- AND THE INTERESTING PART IS THAT HE'S NEVER BEEN TO SCHOOL.
HIS PARENTS HAVE TAUGHT HIM AT HOME UNTIL NOW.
ISN'T THAT KIND OF COOL? - I JUDGE THINGS BY RESULTS.
SO I WOULD HAVE TO SAY...NO.
- HEY, SARCASM. YOU TWO WOULD GET ALONG.
- IF HE MAKES YOU JOIN HIS CULT,
CAN I HAVE YOUR WEB PAGE SOFTWARE?
- HE DOESN'T BELONG TO A CULT.
AND THE SHRINK-WRAP NEVER COMES OFF THAT SOFTWARE.
SOON AS I GET IT, I'M EXCHANGING IT
FOR CANNIBAL FRAG FEST ON CD-ROM.
- COMPUTER ULTRAVIOLENCE.
GOYA WOULD'VE LOVED THAT.
- WELL, SINCE YOU ASK, I WAS KIND OF TRYING TO GET
A HIGH CONTRAST OF LIGHT AND DARK.
- NEAT. YOU MUST READ A LOT OF OVID.
I READ ORPHEUS IN THE UNDERWORLD WHEN I WAS SIX,
AND IT STILL HAUNTS ME.
- UH, YEAH. ME TOO.
- YOU KNOW, I HAD TO TALK MY PARENTS
INTO LETTING ME GO TO A NORMAL SCHOOL.
- WHEN DO YOU START? - [laughs] IRONY.
BUT I LIKE HERE.
I ONLY WISH THAT VOLUNTEERING OR CHARITY FUNDRAISING
GOT AS MUCH YEARBOOK SPACE AS SPORTS AND CLUBS.
COME ON.
MR. DEMARTINO?
DARIA AND I WERE JUST SAYING
THAT THERE ARE SOME STUDENTS AT SCHOOL
WHO ARE REALLY MAKING A DIFFERENCE,
AND MAYBE WE'RE SHORTCHANGING THEM
A LITTLE BIT IN THE YEARBOOK.
- HOW NOBLE.
PERHAPS YOU THINK WE SHOULD CUT SOME PAGES
FROM SPORTS AND CLUBS TO MAKE MORE ROOM?
- HEY, GOOD IDEA, SIR.
- LET ME PAUSE AND REFLECT.
EVERYONE, SPORTS AND CLUBS ARE CUT BY TEN PAGES.
- YOU CAN'T DO THAT. - BUT THAT'S NOT FAIR.
- HAH! NOT MY IDEA.
YOU'VE BEEN SABOTAGED BY YOUR OWN KIND.
THEY THOUGHT OF IT.
- THIS IS GONNA BE GREAT.
- HELLO. - HELLO, TRAITOR.
- IT'S A NICE DAY, ISN'T IT? FOR A TRAITOR!
- HOW CAN I BETRAY SOMETHING I DON'T BELIEVE IN?
- IN CASE YOU DIDN'T KNOW,
SPORTS ARE, LIKE, THE BEATING HEART
OF THE YEARBOOK, UM, SYSTEM.
- YEAH, PLUS, IT'S, LIKE, GETTING IN THE YEARBOOK
IS THE ONLY REASON TO JOIN FRENCH CLUB
IN THE FIRST PLACE.
- GEE, BRITTANY, WHAT ABOUT YOUR DEEP LOVE
FOR THE FRENCH PEOPLE AND THEIR CULTURE?
- LOVE HAD NOTHING TO DO WITH IT.
HE WAS JUST A LONELY EXCHANGE STUDENT,
AND I WANTED TO GIVE HIM AN AMERICAN GOOD-BYE.
both: HUH? - SORRY.
THIS YEARBOOK CRISIS IS JUST MESSING ME UP.
- IT'S ALL RIGHT, BABE.
SEE WHAT YOU'VE DONE? TRAITOR.
- IT'S TOTALLY RUDE.
- COMPLETELY HEINOUS.
- IT'S LIKE THIS GIRL DARIA DOESN'T UNDERSTAND REASON
OR SOMETHING.
- WELL, I HEAR SHE'S A BRAIN.
YOU CAN'T REASON WITH BRAINS.
- I'M STILL GONNA TALK TO HER.
AS PRESIDENT OF THE FASHION CLUB,
I CAN BE KIND OF INTIMIDATING.
- OH, YOU'RE DEFINITELY SCARY, SANDI.
BUT I THINK THIS IS A SPECIAL CASE,
SO LET ME TALK TO HER.
IT WOULD MEAN SO MUCH IF YOU'D LET ME TRY.
- YOU'RE THE BEST. - NO, YOU.
BUT YOU CAN'T BE SERIOUS ABOUT THIS.
- LISTEN, TED HAS A POINT.
- AHA! IT'S THAT BOY.
SO IT'S ALL ABOUT LOVE, IS IT?
- IT IS NOT ABOUT LOVE.
- ALL RIGHT, KEEP IT YOUR SECRET TO CHERISH ALWAYS,
BUT JUST BECAUSE YOU'RE GOING OUT--
- TED AND I ARE NOT GOING OUT.
- WHATEVER.
JUST TELL LOVER BOY WE WANT OUR YEARBOOK BACK.
- DID YOU HEAR THAT?
YOU JUST USED THE VERB "WANT" WITH THE NOUN "BOOK."
- SAVE THE MATH GAMES FOR YOUR BOYFRIEND.
[knocks on door]
- GOSH, I'M GLAD YOU COULD COME OVER.
DID YOU HAVE ANY TROUBLE FINDING IT?
- THE CORN GROWING IN YOUR FRONT YARD
SORT OF TIPPED ME OFF.
- YEAH. WE KEEP THE SQUASH AND BEANS IN THE BACK.
I'VE GOT ALL THESE PHOTO IDEAS I WANT TO TELL YOU ABOUT.
I THINK A W.P.A. BLACK-AND-WHITE DUST-BOWL DOCUMENTARY STYLE
WOULD BE PERFECT.
- UM, YEAH. HEY, WHAT'S THIS?
- OH. THAT'S THE PHONOGRAPH MY DAD AND I MADE.
AND FROM WHAT I'VE HEARD ABOUT TELEVISION,
THIS IS JUST AS GOOD.
HEY, I HAVE SOME EARLY MUSIC PLAYED ON PERIOD INSTRUMENTS.
YOU FEEL LIKE YOU'RE RIGHT THERE IN FRONT OF THE VIOLA DA GAMBA.
- ACTUALLY, TED, MAYBE JUST QUIET.
THIS COUCH IS ALL WOOD.
YOU AND YOUR DAD MADE IT, DIDN'T YOU?
- GEORGIA PINE. VERY SOFT.
- OKAY, THAT DOES IT.
I'M SORRY, TED. I CAN'T KEEP UP WITH YOU.
- KEEP UP? WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?
YOU'RE THE REMARKABLE ONE. - OH.
- I MEAN, PLEASE DON'T TAKE THIS WRONG,
BUT YOU'VE GOT IT ALL.
- UM, THANKS.
HERE, WANT SOME GUM?
- MMM.
- I GUESS WHEN ALL IS SAID AND DONE,
WE'RE JUST A COUPLE OF ORDINARY AMERICAN TEENAGERS, RIGHT?
TED?
- WOW! SO THIS IS GUM.
I LIKE IT.
MOM, DAD. GUM.
I GOT GUM!
- ♪ EXCUSE ME ♪
♪ EXCUSE ME ♪
♪ ♪
[knocking at door]
- MORGENDORFFERS?
- IF THIS IS FOR GREENPEACE, WE'VE ALREADY GIVEN.
- GREENPEACE? THOSE CORPORATE PUPPETS?
- DO WE KNOW YOU?
- LESLIE DEWITT. - GRANT CLINTON.
TED DEWITT-CLINTON'S PARENTS.
- SORRY, IS HE ONE OF THE BOYS
WHO WENT OUT WITH QUINN THE OTHER NIGHT?
- DOES THIS LOOK FAMILIAR?
- GUM? - YES, FROM YOUR DAUGHTER DARIA.
- WOULD YOU LIKE TO COME IN FOR A DRINK?
- ALCOHOL, I PRESUME.
WELL, NOW I SEE WHERE SHE GETS IT.
- I'LL MAKE A POT OF COFFEE. - COFFEE?
- I DON'T REALLY UNDERSTAND THE PROBLEM HERE.
- NATURALLY.
YOU PEOPLE ARE HAPPY CHEWING ON THE EMPTY OFFERINGS
OF SO-CALLED MODERN SOCIETY.
WE'D JUST APPRECIATE IT
IF YOU KEPT THEM AWAY FROM OUR SON'S MOUTH.
- NOW, LOOK, HERE, HIPPIE,
DARIA MAY BE A HANDFUL SOMETIMES,
BUT JUST BECAUSE SHE GAVE YOUR KID SOME GUM IS NO REASON--
- IT WASN'T JUST THE GUM. SHE ALSO GAVE HIM THIS.
- THE BEATLES? - [sobs]
- WE'VE TRIED SO HARD,
AND NOBODY SEEMS TO CARE.
[door closes]
- WHO THE HELL IS THIS TED KID?
- AND WHAT'S HAPPENING TO OUR NEIGHBORHOOD?
FIRST, PEOPLE GROWING CORN. NOW THIS?
- WELL, MAYBE HE IS A LITTLE WEIRD,
BUT HE'S ALSO A LITTLE SWEET.
ISN'T THAT IMPORTANT?
- NOT AS IMPORTANT AS THE FACT THAT HE NEVER HAD GUM BEFORE.
THIS IS SO CUTE. YOU'RE INVOLVED WITH A KOOK.
- WE'RE NOT INVOLVED.
- HI, DARIA. I WAS LOOKING FOR YOU.
I CARVED YOU THIS NECKLACE AS THANKS FOR THE GUM.
- THAT'S BEAUTIFUL.
I GUESS SOMEBODY HERE IS INVOLVED.
- INVOLVED IN WHAT?
HEY, WHO WANTS SOME HUMMUS?
- I CAN'T TAKE THIS. KEEP IT.
- BUT I WANT YOU TO HAVE IT. I MADE IT.
- TED, I CAN'T TAKE IT.
WE WORK TOGETHER ON YEARBOOK.
WE DON'T MAKE JEWELRY FOR EACH OTHER.
- YOU AREN'T BEING SARCASTIC OR HYPERBOLIC, ARE YOU?
- NO. - OH.
THEN I GUESS I'LL SEE YOU AT YEARBOOK.
- UM, YOU DID THE RIGHT THING?
- YEAH, A GUY MAKES ME A NECKLACE BY HAND,
AND I ACT LIKE IT'S NUCLEAR WASTE.
SURE, I DID THE RIGHT THING.
- OKAY, NOW YOU'RE BEING SARCASTIC.
- WELL, WHY HAVEN'T WE HEARD ABOUT THIS BOY BEFORE?
- BECAUSE HE'S A FREAK. - "FREAK" IS GOOD, RIGHT?
- YEAH, IF YOU THINK BELONGING TO A CULT IS GOOD.
PLUS, EVERYBODY IN THE CULT HAS TO WEAR UGLY CLOTHES
AND BE COMPLETELY UNSOCIAL.
IT'S THE WORST. - A CULT?
WHO IS TED, AND WHY HAVEN'T YOU TOLD US ABOUT HIM?
AND IS HE TRYING TO GET YOU TO JOIN A CULT?
- OH, BROTHER. - HE CALLS HIMSELF "BROTHER"?
YOU MEAN, LIKE "BROTHER TED"? - NO.
LIKE, "OH, BROTHER, YOU'RE ALL CRAZY."
TED IS A NICE GUY FROM YEARBOOK.
HE'S ODD, BUT HE'S NOT IN A CULT.
AND FOR THE LAST TIME, WE ARE NOT GOING OUT.
- SHE'S OBVIOUSLY LYING. - ABSOLUTELY.
- NO QUESTION. - CAN'T YOU TALK TO HER, QUINN?
WHY DON'T YOU SET HER UP WITH ONE OF YOUR FRIENDS?
THEY'RE ALL NORMAL.
- YEAH, AND THAT'S EXACTLY WHY
THEY'D LAUGH ME OUT OF TOWN IF I TRIED.
- IF YOU DO, MOM AND I WILL MAKE IT SWEET FOR YOU.
- HOW SWEET?
- HOW DOES YOUR OWN WEB PAGE SOUND?
- NOT AS NICE AS THE CRUNCH, CRUNCH, CRUNCH SOUND
OF A NEW PAIR OF SHOES ON THE HIGH SCHOOL PARKING LOT.
- DEAL. QUINN, YOU'RE THE BEST.
- DUH.
- I DON'T UNDERSTAND
WHY WE SHOULD HELP SOME RANDOM LOSER FIND A DATE.
- NOW, THAT'S EXACTLY THE KIND OF NEGATIVE ATTITUDE THAT SAYS,
"I'M A FASHION NEWS READER AND NOT A FASHION NEWS MAKER."
- THANK YOU, SANDI.
- BUT WHO WILL WE GET TO BE HER DATE?
- ROBERT, YOU LIKE BEING ALLOWED
TO SIT AT THE OTHER END OF OUR TABLE, RIGHT?
- UH, YES, MA'AM.
- THEN I HAVE AN ASSIGNMENT FOR YOU.
- YES, MA'AM!
- DO YOU THINK I WAS TOO MEAN TO TED?
- OH, BROTHER. - HE'S NOT A BROTHER.
AND HE'S NOT IN A CULT.
HE'S JUST VERY HONEST AND ETHICAL AND SMART,
AND I SHOULDN'T HAVE BEEN SO MEAN.
- WHOA, YOU'RE REALLY INTO HIM, AREN'T YOU?
- NO.
BUT I DO LIKE THE WAY HE SCARES MY PARENTS.
- ARE YOU SURE ANNOYING YOUR PARENTS
IS GOOD GROUNDS FOR A RELATIONSHIP?
- IT WAS FOR ROMEO AND JULIET.
[girl screams]
thud!
- UM, TED, I THINK I OWE YOU AN APOLOGY.
YOUR NECKLACE WAS BEAUTIFUL,
AND I WAS A JERK FOR NOT TAKING IT.
- THAT'S OKAY. - REALLY? GOOD.
THEN I WAS HOPING YOU'D LET ME BUY YOU A SLICE OF PIZZA.
- TO BE HONEST, DARIA, I THINK MAYBE YOU WERE RIGHT.
WE SHOULD KEEP OUR FRIENDSHIP ON A STRICTLY YEARBOOK LEVEL.
- WAIT A MINUTE. ARE YOU BLOWING ME OFF?
- WELL, MY PARENTS WARNED ME THAT KIDS IN CONVENTIONAL SCHOOL
CAN BE KIND OF...SHALLOW.
- YOU THINK I'M SHALLOW?
- YOU SORT OF REMIND ME OF THAT REALLY POPULAR GIRL
I'VE SEEN AROUND-- QUINN, I THINK.
DO YOU KNOW HER?
YOU'D PROBABLY GET ALONG.
- NEXT ON SICK, SAD WORLD:
HOAX OR VISION?
SOME PEOPLE IN FLORIDA
CLAIM THEY'VE SEEN THE FACE OF JESUS...ON A PENNY!
- LOOK, WHEN YOU GET THROWN OFF A HORSE,
YOU HAVE TO GET BACK UP AND SHOOT IT, RIGHT?
- I GUESS SO.
- SO I KNOW THIS CUTE GUY WHO'S GOT A HUGE CRUSH ON YOU.
LET'S DOUBLE!
- ALL RIGHT, THIS IS EITHER A PLOT TO HUMILIATE ME,
OR YOU NEED ME TO GO SO I CAN DO SOMETHING FOR YOU.
- OKAY, OKAY. IT'S A TRICK.
IF YOU COME,
MOM AND DAD WILL EXTEND MY CURFEW BY A HALF AN HOUR.
PLUS, I'M DATING THIS GUY SHAWN WHO NEVER SHUTS UP.
I WANT SOMEONE ELSE THERE WHO CAN TALK.
- FORGET IT. - 10 BUCKS?
- PER HOUR. - YOU'RE ON.
- NO, I'VE CHANGED MY MIND.
- COME ON, DARIA!
YOU WANT MOM AND DAD TO SET YOU UP WITH SOMEBODY?
- OH, GOD.
- NOW, HURRY UP, AND GET READY.
I WANT TO GET TO THE SHOE STORE BEFORE IT CLOSES.
- SO WHAT EXACTLY ARE WE GONNA DO ON OUR DATE?
- WHAT? - QUIET, SHAWN.
WELL, DRIVE AROUND, GO TO A CONVENIENCE STORE, WHATEVER.
THE USUAL RANDOM TEENAGE SHENANIGANS.
ISN'T IT GREAT? TALK TO HER.
- UM, SO WHAT DO YOU THINK
OF U.N.-MANDATED EMISSIONS CONTROL LAWS
FOR THIRD WORLD COUNTRIES?
- NOBLE IDEA, BUT THE U.N.'S TIMETABLE IS UNREALISTIC.
HOW 'BOUT YOU? - UH, SAME.
AGREE OR DISAGREE:
TRADE EMBARGOS ARE AN EFFECTIVE WAY
TO DEAL WITH COUNTRIES THAT VI-O-LATE HUMAN RIGHTS?
- AGREE, BUT WITH MAJOR TRADING PARTNERS, LIKE CHINA,
OUR GOVERNMENT ALWAYS FINDS A LOOPHOLE.
YOU? - YEAH, SAME.
CAN SPORTS AND CLUBS GET THEIR PAGES
BACK IN THE YEARBOOK?
- OKAY, STOP THE CAR.
- WHAT? - QUIET, SHAWN.
WHY? YOU TWO ARE GETTING ALONG GREAT.
- I SHOULD'VE KNOWN THIS WASN'T A REAL DATE
WHEN ROBERT HERE KEPT CALLING ME "DARCY."
- SORRY, MA'AM. - AND "MA'AM."
YOU WERE TRYING TO BUY MY INFLUENCE WITH A DATE?
- THAT'S HOW WE DO IT IN AMERICA, COMRADE.
NICE WORK. - WHAT?
- QUIET, SHAWN. I MEANT BONEHEAD HERE.
- THE CARDS GOT MIXED UP.
- FROM NOW ON, YOU'LL HAVE TO FIND
A DIFFERENT TABLE AT LUNCH.
- [crying]
- FOR THE NEXT WEEK.
- THANK YOU. THANK YOU.
- WHAT?
[mid-tempo rock music]
♪ ♪
- THIS ONE'S GREAT.
YOU CAN REALLY FEEL THE PAIN.
BUT AREN'T THERE SUPPOSED TO BE SPOTTERS AT THE TRAMPOLINE?
- WELL, I DON'T THINK EVEN SPOTTERS
COULD'VE STOPPED THAT FALL.
ANYWAY, SHE'S FINE.
IN FACT, SHE FELL OFF THE UNEVEN BARS TODAY,
SO IT WAS CLEARLY HER OWN FAULT.
UH-OH. THE ANGRY VILLAGERS.
- WE WANT OUR RIGHTFUL YEARBOOK PAGES.
- IT'S NOT FAIR THAT A COUPLE OF OUTSIDERS
ARE DICTATING THE WAY YEARBOOK IS DONE.
- HEY, THESE TWO OUTSIDERS MADE A GOOD SUGGESTION.
AND IF IT'S A GOOD SUGGESTION, WHO CARES IF IT'S FAIR?
- STAND YOUR GROUND.
THEY CAN'T MAKE US GO.
- HEY, EVERYBODY, WHY DON'T WE POSTPONE THE SHOWDOWN
UNTIL AFTER THE SALE AT CASHMAN'S?
- NOT SO FAST.
I'M NOT LEAVING TILL I GET RESULTS.
- SHALL WE SETTLE IT WITH A GRIP CONTEST?
- WHAT'S THAT? OW!
THE GEEK'S HURTING ME.
UH, OH, OW!
- BABE! ARE YOU ALL RIGHT?
- THAT'S IT. I'M TALKING TO THE UNION.
NEXT YEAR, CHESS CLUB.
- THAT WAS A GOOD TRICK.
- ISOMETRIC EXERCISES.
I'VE BEEN DOING THEM SINCE AGE TEN.
- TED, I'VE BEEN THINKING.
CAN WE BEND OUR YEARBOOK-ONLY POLICY
AND MAYBE GO OUT FOR SOME PIZZA?
- PIZZA SOUNDS GREAT. - REALLY?
- "PIZZA." WHAT'S IT MEAN?
I HATE TO SAY IT,
BUT I THINK I ENJOY THIS PROCESSED CHEESE.
WHAT KIND OF PROCESS DO THEY USE?
- IT'S A SUGARLESS VERSION
OF THE ONE FOR DING DONGS AND HOHOS.
- [chuckles] DING DONGS AND HOHOS.
YOU'RE CRAZY.
I THINK THAT'S KIND OF WHY I LIKE YOU.
- I LIKE YOU TOO. THAT'S WHAT'S REALLY CRAZY.
- ANYWAY... - SO HOHOS...
SO TELL ME ABOUT 'EM. ARE THEY NAMED AFTER SANTA?
[both talking at once]
- AH, MS. BARCH.
- I UNDERSTAND YOU'RE CUTTING THE CLUB PICTURES
OUT OF THE YEARBOOK.
- WE'VE DECIDED TO SHIFT THE EMPHASIS AWAY FROM...
- OH, SAVE IT.
DO YOU KNOW WHO THE FACULTY ADVISOR
TO THE SCIENCE CLUB IS?
- UH...
- THE SAME PERSON WHO SPONSORS
THE "TAKE BACK THE NIGHT" LAWNDALE HIGH SCHOOL
WOMEN'S SELF-DEFENSE CLUB.
HUH-HAH! - [groans]
- BACK! - [yelps]
- SO WHAT DO DEGENERATE OUTSIDERS LIKE US
DO AFTER PIZZA?
- I THOUGHT MAYBE WE COULD PLAY SOME VIDEO GAMES AT THE ARCADE.
- OH, NO, I DON'T THINK SO.
GUM IS ONE THING, BUT-- - THEY'RE HARMLESS.
BESIDES, IF YOU'RE DRAFTED, YOU NEED TO KNOW ABOUT THEM.
- I GUESS I AM A LITTLE CURIOUS.
- COME ON, DUDES.
LET'S GET OVER THERE. - WHY?
- SO WE CAN HASSLE THAT CHICK DARCY AND HER DATE.
- WHY?
- I CAN'T REMEMBER, BUT I THINK IT'S IMPORTANT.
- WHAT DO YOU WANT: CASTLE SCENARIO,
UNDERWATER PARADISE, FUTURISTIC DYSTOPIA?
- I GUESS THE CASTLE ONE.
- OKEYDOKE, BOSS.
- DARIA? - IT'S TOO MUCH, RIGHT?
I FEEL A LITTLE SICK MYSELF.
- IT'S NOT REALLY REPRESENTATIVE OF MEDIEVAL SOCIETY,
BUT I HAVE TO SAY
THIS IS THE COOLEST THING I'VE EVER SEEN IN MY LIFE.
- THOSE ARE SOME FRIENDS OF OURS.
CAN WE JOIN IN?
- THE ROYAL THRONE.
- GOOD, I NEED TO SIT DOWN.
- NOT SO FAST, WEIRDOES.
- ROBERT?
- THAT'S SIR ROBERT, DARCY.
- DARIA.
- HYAH!
- TED, WOW.
- I TAUGHT MYSELF FROM AN 11TH-CENTURY MANUSCRIPT
ON SWORDPLAY.
IT'S EASY. - NO WAY.
I'M NOT GOING OUT LIKE THIS.
COME ON.
- LET'S GO, DARIA. WE CAN CATCH THEM.
- THIS IS REALLY MAKING ME NAUSEOUS.
YOU GO AHEAD.
[sighs]
TED, THEY'RE GONNA CLOSE UP PRETTY SOON.
- THEY'LL HAVE TO PULL THE PLUG THEN.
WE STILL HAVE A LOT OF FIGHT LEFT, RIGHT, MEN?
all: AYE!
[boys all making fighting sounds]
- IT'S MY OWN FAULT.
HE DIDN'T EVEN WANT TO GO TO THE ARCADE.
- I TOLD YOU: FIRST DATE, STICK TO VANDALISM AND LOITERING.
BUT YOU ALWAYS HAVE TO BE DIFFERENT.
- HEADS UP.
- WHAT YOU WANT TO DO IS TAKE THE STRAIN OFF YOUR WRIST
AND USE MORE OF YOUR ELBOW, LIKE THIS.
- OH, YEAH. YOU GOTTA SHOW ME ON THE MACHINE.
MAYBE AFTER SCHOOL? - OKAY.
YOU DON'T KNOW WHERE WE MIGHT OBTAIN SOME GUM, DO YOU?
- BOYS PLAYING WITH SWORDS.
I THINK THAT PROBABLY HAS SOME SIGNIFICANCE.
- OH, WELL, AT LEAST WE'RE STILL FIGHTING
THE GOOD FIGHT AT YEARBOOK.
I'LL SEE YOU LATER.
- AH, DARIA, I HAVE SOME BAD NEWS
ABOUT THOSE PAGES WE TOOK FROM SPORTS AND CLUBS.
DOH! WOMAN!
- I HAVE TO TELL YOU SOMETHING. - YOU JOINED THE CULT?
- THERE'S NO CULT. I HAD TO RESIGN FROM YEARBOOK.
IT WAS A QUESTION OF ETHICS. - AGAIN?
- DON'T WORRY. SHE WAS ON STAFF FOR A WEEK.
SHE CAN STILL PUT IT ON HER COLLEGE APPLICATION.
- NO QUESTIONS ABOUT ETHICS HERE.
SO THEN I CAN KEEP THE WEB PAGE STUFF?
- ACTUALLY, WE GAVE IT TO QUINN.
- QUINN? DID SHE REMOVE THE SHRINK-WRAP?
[computer beeps]
I DON'T BELIEVE IT.
YOU DID THIS YOURSELF? - OF COURSE NOT.
I HAD ONE OF THE CUTER TECHNICAL TYPES
FROM SCHOOL SET IT UP FOR ME.
- I HAD TO ASK.
- OH, SORRY IT DIDN'T WORK OUT WITH THAT TED GUY.
ISN'T FUNNY THAT NOW IT TURNS OUT
HE'S ALMOST SORT OF COOL AND INTERESTING?
- YEAH. HILARIOUS.
- HEY, CHECK IT OUT.
MY WEB PAGE HAS HAD 2,500 HITS IN JUST THE LAST THREE HOURS.
- REALLY? I CAN BEAT THAT.
- YOU DON'T EVEN HAVE A WEB PAGE.
- NO, BUT I CAN HIT. - OH!
[punches landing] OW! OW!
MOM! DAD! HELP!
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