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- ♪ LA-LA, LA, LA-LA ♪
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♪ LA-LA, LA, LA-LA ♪
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[school bell rings]
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- HEY, DARIA.
I DIDN'T SEE YOU TODAY.
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YOU SAID YOU MIGHT COME
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TO THE PHOTOGRAPHY MEETING
FOR YEARBOOK.
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- YES, WELL, WHEN THE DENTIST
TURNED OFF THE GAS,
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I HAD A CHANGE OF HEART.
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- BUT IT'S FUN,
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AND IT LOOKS GOOD
ON YOUR TRANSCRIPT.
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- I'M AGAINST BOTH THOSE THINGS.
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- FREE FILM AND DEVELOPING.
- MM-HMM.
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- AND IF YOUR PARENTS FIND OUT
YOU'RE EVEN CONSIDERING IT,
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YOU COULD PROBABLY SQUEEZE
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SOME TREMENDOUS BRIBE
OUT OF 'EM.
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- I'LL THINK ABOUT IT.
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I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU'RE TRYING
TO BRIBE ME...WITH SINGLES.
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- SWEETIE, IT'S NOT A BRIBE.
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IT'S A DEAL.
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HONESTLY, YOU'RE WORSE
THAN MY CLIENTS.
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- I'M SORRY.
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YEARBOOKS COMPLETELY DISTORT
THE REALITY OF HIGH SCHOOL.
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OF COURSE,
THE YEARBOOK EXPERIENCE
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COULD PROVIDE MATERIAL
FOR A WEB PAGE...
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IF I HAD THE SOFTWARE.
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- SOFTWARE IT IS.
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- HI. BIG DATE.
CAN'T TALK. BYE.
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- HEY, DARIA, RIGHT?
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I'M TED, THE PHOTO EDITOR.
I SAW YOUR PICTURES.
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- THEN CUT THE SMALL TALK
AND GET STRAIGHT TO FIRING ME.
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- [chuckles] THAT'S FUNNY
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BECAUSE IT'S THE EXACT OPPOSITE
OF THE TRUTH, RIGHT?
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YOU'RE USING SARCASM,
AREN'T YOU?
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- ACTUALLY,
I WAS BEING SINCERE FOR ONCE.
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WHAT PLANET ARE YOU FROM?
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- PLANET?
[giggles]
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HEY, HYPERBOLE.
VERY INTERESTING.
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SERIOUSLY, THOUGH,
I LOVED YOUR PHOTOS.
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YOUR COMPOSITIONS
SEEM VERY SPANISH,
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NOT UNLIKE THE PEASANT PAINTINGS
OF FRANCISCO GOYA.
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I'M A HUGE GOYA FANATIC.
YOU?
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- UH, YEAH. HUGE.
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- ACTUALLY, GOYA LIKED TO PAINT
DEATH, DESTRUCTION, BRUTALITY.
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YOU'D HAVE MADE GOOD PEN PALS.
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- AND THE INTERESTING PART IS
THAT HE'S NEVER BEEN TO SCHOOL.
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HIS PARENTS HAVE TAUGHT HIM
AT HOME UNTIL NOW.
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ISN'T THAT KIND OF COOL?
- I JUDGE THINGS BY RESULTS.
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SO I WOULD HAVE TO SAY...NO.
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- HEY, SARCASM.
YOU TWO WOULD GET ALONG.
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- IF HE MAKES YOU JOIN HIS CULT,
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CAN I HAVE
YOUR WEB PAGE SOFTWARE?
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- HE DOESN'T BELONG TO A CULT.
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AND THE SHRINK-WRAP
NEVER COMES OFF THAT SOFTWARE.
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SOON AS I GET IT,
I'M EXCHANGING IT
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FOR CANNIBAL FRAG FEST
ON CD-ROM.
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- COMPUTER ULTRAVIOLENCE.
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GOYA WOULD'VE LOVED THAT.
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- WELL, SINCE YOU ASK,
I WAS KIND OF TRYING TO GET
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A HIGH CONTRAST
OF LIGHT AND DARK.
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- NEAT.
YOU MUST READ A LOT OF OVID.
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I READ ORPHEUS IN
THE UNDERWORLD WHEN I WAS SIX,
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AND IT STILL HAUNTS ME.
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- UH, YEAH. ME TOO.
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- YOU KNOW,
I HAD TO TALK MY PARENTS
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INTO LETTING ME
GO TO A NORMAL SCHOOL.
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- WHEN DO YOU START?
- [laughs] IRONY.
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BUT I LIKE HERE.
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I ONLY WISH THAT VOLUNTEERING
OR CHARITY FUNDRAISING
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GOT AS MUCH YEARBOOK SPACE
AS SPORTS AND CLUBS.
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COME ON.
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MR. DEMARTINO?
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DARIA AND I WERE JUST SAYING
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THAT THERE ARE SOME STUDENTS
AT SCHOOL
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WHO ARE REALLY MAKING
A DIFFERENCE,
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AND MAYBE
WE'RE SHORTCHANGING THEM
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A LITTLE BIT IN THE YEARBOOK.
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- HOW NOBLE.
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PERHAPS YOU THINK
WE SHOULD CUT SOME PAGES
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FROM SPORTS AND CLUBS
TO MAKE MORE ROOM?
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- HEY, GOOD IDEA, SIR.
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- LET ME PAUSE AND REFLECT.
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EVERYONE, SPORTS AND CLUBS
ARE CUT BY TEN PAGES.
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- YOU CAN'T DO THAT.
- BUT THAT'S NOT FAIR.
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- HAH! NOT MY IDEA.
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YOU'VE BEEN SABOTAGED
BY YOUR OWN KIND.
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THEY THOUGHT OF IT.
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- THIS IS GONNA BE GREAT.
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- HELLO.
- HELLO, TRAITOR.
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- IT'S A NICE DAY, ISN'T IT?
FOR A TRAITOR!
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- HOW CAN I BETRAY SOMETHING
I DON'T BELIEVE IN?
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- IN CASE YOU DIDN'T KNOW,
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SPORTS ARE, LIKE,
THE BEATING HEART
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OF THE YEARBOOK, UM, SYSTEM.
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- YEAH, PLUS, IT'S, LIKE,
GETTING IN THE YEARBOOK
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IS THE ONLY REASON
TO JOIN FRENCH CLUB
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IN THE FIRST PLACE.
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- GEE, BRITTANY,
WHAT ABOUT YOUR DEEP LOVE
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FOR THE FRENCH PEOPLE
AND THEIR CULTURE?
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- LOVE HAD NOTHING
TO DO WITH IT.
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HE WAS JUST A LONELY
EXCHANGE STUDENT,
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AND I WANTED TO GIVE HIM
AN AMERICAN GOOD-BYE.
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both: HUH?
- SORRY.
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THIS YEARBOOK CRISIS
IS JUST MESSING ME UP.
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- IT'S ALL RIGHT, BABE.
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SEE WHAT YOU'VE DONE?
TRAITOR.
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- IT'S TOTALLY RUDE.
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- COMPLETELY HEINOUS.
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- IT'S LIKE THIS GIRL DARIA
DOESN'T UNDERSTAND REASON
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OR SOMETHING.
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- WELL, I HEAR SHE'S A BRAIN.
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YOU CAN'T REASON WITH BRAINS.
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- I'M STILL GONNA TALK TO HER.
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AS PRESIDENT
OF THE FASHION CLUB,
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I CAN BE KIND OF INTIMIDATING.
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- OH, YOU'RE DEFINITELY SCARY,
SANDI.
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BUT I THINK
THIS IS A SPECIAL CASE,
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SO LET ME TALK TO HER.
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IT WOULD MEAN SO MUCH
IF YOU'D LET ME TRY.
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- YOU'RE THE BEST.
- NO, YOU.
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BUT YOU CAN'T BE SERIOUS
ABOUT THIS.
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- LISTEN, TED HAS A POINT.
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- AHA! IT'S THAT BOY.
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SO IT'S ALL ABOUT LOVE, IS IT?
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- IT IS NOT ABOUT LOVE.
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- ALL RIGHT, KEEP IT YOUR SECRET
TO CHERISH ALWAYS,
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BUT JUST BECAUSE
YOU'RE GOING OUT--
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- TED AND I ARE NOT GOING OUT.
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- WHATEVER.
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JUST TELL LOVER BOY
WE WANT OUR YEARBOOK BACK.
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- DID YOU HEAR THAT?
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YOU JUST USED THE VERB "WANT"
WITH THE NOUN "BOOK."
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- SAVE THE MATH GAMES
FOR YOUR BOYFRIEND.
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[knocks on door]
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- GOSH, I'M GLAD
YOU COULD COME OVER.
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DID YOU HAVE ANY TROUBLE
FINDING IT?
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- THE CORN GROWING
IN YOUR FRONT YARD
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SORT OF TIPPED ME OFF.
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- YEAH. WE KEEP THE SQUASH
AND BEANS IN THE BACK.
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I'VE GOT ALL THESE PHOTO IDEAS
I WANT TO TELL YOU ABOUT.
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I THINK A W.P.A. BLACK-AND-WHITE
DUST-BOWL DOCUMENTARY STYLE
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WOULD BE PERFECT.
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- UM, YEAH.
HEY, WHAT'S THIS?
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- OH. THAT'S THE PHONOGRAPH
MY DAD AND I MADE.
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AND FROM WHAT I'VE HEARD
ABOUT TELEVISION,
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THIS IS JUST AS GOOD.
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HEY, I HAVE SOME EARLY MUSIC
PLAYED ON PERIOD INSTRUMENTS.
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YOU FEEL LIKE YOU'RE RIGHT THERE
IN FRONT OF THE VIOLA DA GAMBA.
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- ACTUALLY, TED,
MAYBE JUST QUIET.
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THIS COUCH IS ALL WOOD.
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YOU AND YOUR DAD MADE IT,
DIDN'T YOU?
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- GEORGIA PINE.
VERY SOFT.
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- OKAY, THAT DOES IT.
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I'M SORRY, TED.
I CAN'T KEEP UP WITH YOU.
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- KEEP UP?
WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?
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YOU'RE THE REMARKABLE ONE.
- OH.
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- I MEAN,
PLEASE DON'T TAKE THIS WRONG,
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BUT YOU'VE GOT IT ALL.
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- UM, THANKS.
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HERE, WANT SOME GUM?
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- MMM.
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- I GUESS
WHEN ALL IS SAID AND DONE,
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WE'RE JUST A COUPLE OF ORDINARY
AMERICAN TEENAGERS, RIGHT?
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TED?
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- WOW! SO THIS IS GUM.
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I LIKE IT.
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MOM, DAD. GUM.
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I GOT GUM!
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- ♪ EXCUSE ME ♪
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♪ EXCUSE ME ♪
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♪ ♪
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[knocking at door]
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- MORGENDORFFERS?
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- IF THIS IS FOR GREENPEACE,
WE'VE ALREADY GIVEN.
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- GREENPEACE?
THOSE CORPORATE PUPPETS?
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- DO WE KNOW YOU?
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- LESLIE DEWITT.
- GRANT CLINTON.
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TED DEWITT-CLINTON'S PARENTS.
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- SORRY,
IS HE ONE OF THE BOYS
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WHO WENT OUT WITH QUINN
THE OTHER NIGHT?
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- DOES THIS LOOK FAMILIAR?
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- GUM?
- YES, FROM YOUR DAUGHTER DARIA.
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- WOULD YOU LIKE TO COME IN
FOR A DRINK?
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- ALCOHOL, I PRESUME.
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WELL, NOW I SEE
WHERE SHE GETS IT.
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- I'LL MAKE A POT OF COFFEE.
- COFFEE?
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- I DON'T REALLY UNDERSTAND
THE PROBLEM HERE.
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- NATURALLY.
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YOU PEOPLE ARE HAPPY
CHEWING ON THE EMPTY OFFERINGS
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OF SO-CALLED MODERN SOCIETY.
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WE'D JUST APPRECIATE IT
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IF YOU KEPT THEM AWAY
FROM OUR SON'S MOUTH.
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- NOW, LOOK, HERE, HIPPIE,
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DARIA MAY BE A HANDFUL
SOMETIMES,
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BUT JUST BECAUSE SHE GAVE
YOUR KID SOME GUM IS NO REASON--
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- IT WASN'T JUST THE GUM.
SHE ALSO GAVE HIM THIS.
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- THE BEATLES?
- [sobs]
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- WE'VE TRIED SO HARD,
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AND NOBODY SEEMS TO CARE.
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[door closes]
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- WHO THE HELL IS THIS TED KID?
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- AND WHAT'S HAPPENING
TO OUR NEIGHBORHOOD?
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FIRST, PEOPLE GROWING CORN.
NOW THIS?
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- WELL, MAYBE HE IS
A LITTLE WEIRD,
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BUT HE'S ALSO A LITTLE SWEET.
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ISN'T THAT IMPORTANT?
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- NOT AS IMPORTANT AS THE FACT
THAT HE NEVER HAD GUM BEFORE.
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THIS IS SO CUTE.
YOU'RE INVOLVED WITH A KOOK.
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- WE'RE NOT INVOLVED.
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- HI, DARIA.
I WAS LOOKING FOR YOU.
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I CARVED YOU THIS NECKLACE
AS THANKS FOR THE GUM.
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- THAT'S BEAUTIFUL.
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I GUESS SOMEBODY HERE
IS INVOLVED.
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- INVOLVED IN WHAT?
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HEY, WHO WANTS SOME HUMMUS?
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- I CAN'T TAKE THIS.
KEEP IT.
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- BUT I WANT YOU TO HAVE IT.
I MADE IT.
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- TED, I CAN'T TAKE IT.
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WE WORK TOGETHER ON YEARBOOK.
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WE DON'T MAKE JEWELRY
FOR EACH OTHER.
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- YOU AREN'T BEING SARCASTIC
OR HYPERBOLIC, ARE YOU?
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- NO.
- OH.
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THEN I GUESS I'LL SEE YOU
AT YEARBOOK.
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- UM, YOU DID THE RIGHT THING?
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- YEAH, A GUY MAKES ME
A NECKLACE BY HAND,
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AND I ACT LIKE
IT'S NUCLEAR WASTE.
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SURE, I DID THE RIGHT THING.
227
00:08:45,058 --> 00:08:48,560
- OKAY, NOW YOU'RE BEING
SARCASTIC.
228
00:08:48,562 --> 00:08:51,128
- WELL, WHY HAVEN'T WE HEARD
ABOUT THIS BOY BEFORE?
229
00:08:51,130 --> 00:08:54,432
- BECAUSE HE'S A FREAK.
- "FREAK" IS GOOD, RIGHT?
230
00:08:54,434 --> 00:08:57,235
- YEAH, IF YOU THINK BELONGING
TO A CULT IS GOOD.
231
00:08:57,237 --> 00:09:00,105
PLUS, EVERYBODY IN THE CULT
HAS TO WEAR UGLY CLOTHES
232
00:09:00,107 --> 00:09:02,107
AND BE COMPLETELY UNSOCIAL.
233
00:09:02,109 --> 00:09:04,242
IT'S THE WORST.
- A CULT?
234
00:09:04,244 --> 00:09:06,778
WHO IS TED, AND WHY HAVEN'T
YOU TOLD US ABOUT HIM?
235
00:09:06,780 --> 00:09:09,180
AND IS HE TRYING TO GET YOU
TO JOIN A CULT?
236
00:09:09,182 --> 00:09:11,750
- OH, BROTHER.
- HE CALLS HIMSELF "BROTHER"?
237
00:09:11,752 --> 00:09:13,484
YOU MEAN, LIKE "BROTHER TED"?
- NO.
238
00:09:13,486 --> 00:09:15,519
LIKE, "OH, BROTHER,
YOU'RE ALL CRAZY."
239
00:09:15,521 --> 00:09:17,488
TED IS A NICE GUY FROM YEARBOOK.
240
00:09:17,490 --> 00:09:19,991
HE'S ODD,
BUT HE'S NOT IN A CULT.
241
00:09:19,993 --> 00:09:24,596
AND FOR THE LAST TIME,
WE ARE NOT GOING OUT.
242
00:09:24,598 --> 00:09:26,397
- SHE'S OBVIOUSLY LYING.
- ABSOLUTELY.
243
00:09:26,399 --> 00:09:28,566
- NO QUESTION.
- CAN'T YOU TALK TO HER, QUINN?
244
00:09:28,568 --> 00:09:31,169
WHY DON'T YOU SET HER UP
WITH ONE OF YOUR FRIENDS?
245
00:09:31,171 --> 00:09:32,703
THEY'RE ALL NORMAL.
246
00:09:32,705 --> 00:09:34,272
- YEAH,
AND THAT'S EXACTLY WHY
247
00:09:34,274 --> 00:09:36,741
THEY'D LAUGH ME OUT OF TOWN
IF I TRIED.
248
00:09:36,743 --> 00:09:40,345
- IF YOU DO, MOM AND I
WILL MAKE IT SWEET FOR YOU.
249
00:09:40,347 --> 00:09:41,680
- HOW SWEET?
250
00:09:41,682 --> 00:09:43,281
- HOW DOES
YOUR OWN WEB PAGE SOUND?
251
00:09:43,283 --> 00:09:46,350
- NOT AS NICE AS THE CRUNCH,
CRUNCH, CRUNCH SOUND
252
00:09:46,352 --> 00:09:49,387
OF A NEW PAIR OF SHOES
ON THE HIGH SCHOOL PARKING LOT.
253
00:09:49,389 --> 00:09:51,723
- DEAL.
QUINN, YOU'RE THE BEST.
254
00:09:51,725 --> 00:09:52,924
- DUH.
255
00:09:52,926 --> 00:09:54,659
- I DON'T UNDERSTAND
256
00:09:54,661 --> 00:09:58,095
WHY WE SHOULD HELP
SOME RANDOM LOSER FIND A DATE.
257
00:09:58,097 --> 00:10:02,467
- NOW, THAT'S EXACTLY THE KIND
OF NEGATIVE ATTITUDE THAT SAYS,
258
00:10:02,469 --> 00:10:07,205
"I'M A FASHION NEWS READER
AND NOT A FASHION NEWS MAKER."
259
00:10:07,207 --> 00:10:08,773
- THANK YOU, SANDI.
260
00:10:08,775 --> 00:10:11,409
- BUT WHO WILL WE GET
TO BE HER DATE?
261
00:10:11,411 --> 00:10:14,045
- ROBERT,
YOU LIKE BEING ALLOWED
262
00:10:14,047 --> 00:10:16,547
TO SIT AT THE OTHER END
OF OUR TABLE, RIGHT?
263
00:10:16,549 --> 00:10:18,083
- UH, YES, MA'AM.
264
00:10:18,085 --> 00:10:20,418
- THEN I HAVE AN ASSIGNMENT
FOR YOU.
265
00:10:20,420 --> 00:10:22,153
- YES, MA'AM!
266
00:10:22,155 --> 00:10:24,221
- DO YOU THINK
I WAS TOO MEAN TO TED?
267
00:10:24,223 --> 00:10:26,557
- OH, BROTHER.
- HE'S NOT A BROTHER.
268
00:10:26,559 --> 00:10:28,559
AND HE'S NOT IN A CULT.
269
00:10:28,561 --> 00:10:30,862
HE'S JUST VERY HONEST
AND ETHICAL AND SMART,
270
00:10:30,864 --> 00:10:32,998
AND I SHOULDN'T HAVE BEEN
SO MEAN.
271
00:10:33,000 --> 00:10:36,001
- WHOA, YOU'RE REALLY INTO HIM,
AREN'T YOU?
272
00:10:36,003 --> 00:10:37,502
- NO.
273
00:10:37,504 --> 00:10:40,005
BUT I DO LIKE THE WAY
HE SCARES MY PARENTS.
274
00:10:40,007 --> 00:10:42,040
- ARE YOU SURE
ANNOYING YOUR PARENTS
275
00:10:42,042 --> 00:10:43,875
IS GOOD GROUNDS
FOR A RELATIONSHIP?
276
00:10:43,877 --> 00:10:46,044
- IT WAS FOR ROMEO AND JULIET.
277
00:10:46,046 --> 00:10:47,278
[girl screams]
278
00:10:47,280 --> 00:10:48,513
thud!
279
00:10:48,515 --> 00:10:52,884
- UM, TED, I THINK
I OWE YOU AN APOLOGY.
280
00:10:52,886 --> 00:10:54,519
YOUR NECKLACE WAS BEAUTIFUL,
281
00:10:54,521 --> 00:10:56,154
AND I WAS A JERK
FOR NOT TAKING IT.
282
00:10:56,156 --> 00:10:59,223
- THAT'S OKAY.
- REALLY? GOOD.
283
00:10:59,225 --> 00:11:01,660
THEN I WAS HOPING YOU'D LET ME
BUY YOU A SLICE OF PIZZA.
284
00:11:01,662 --> 00:11:04,996
- TO BE HONEST, DARIA,
I THINK MAYBE YOU WERE RIGHT.
285
00:11:04,998 --> 00:11:07,765
WE SHOULD KEEP OUR FRIENDSHIP
ON A STRICTLY YEARBOOK LEVEL.
286
00:11:07,767 --> 00:11:10,001
- WAIT A MINUTE.
ARE YOU BLOWING ME OFF?
287
00:11:10,003 --> 00:11:13,437
- WELL, MY PARENTS WARNED ME
THAT KIDS IN CONVENTIONAL SCHOOL
288
00:11:13,439 --> 00:11:16,174
CAN BE KIND OF...SHALLOW.
289
00:11:16,176 --> 00:11:17,575
- YOU THINK I'M SHALLOW?
290
00:11:17,577 --> 00:11:20,511
- YOU SORT OF REMIND ME
OF THAT REALLY POPULAR GIRL
291
00:11:20,513 --> 00:11:23,014
I'VE SEEN AROUND--
QUINN, I THINK.
292
00:11:23,016 --> 00:11:24,716
DO YOU KNOW HER?
293
00:11:24,718 --> 00:11:26,918
YOU'D PROBABLY GET ALONG.
294
00:11:26,920 --> 00:11:29,253
- NEXT ON SICK, SAD WORLD:
295
00:11:29,255 --> 00:11:31,289
HOAX OR VISION?
296
00:11:31,291 --> 00:11:32,657
SOME PEOPLE IN FLORIDA
297
00:11:32,659 --> 00:11:36,060
CLAIM THEY'VE SEEN THE FACE
OF JESUS...ON A PENNY!
298
00:11:36,062 --> 00:11:38,362
- LOOK, WHEN YOU GET
THROWN OFF A HORSE,
299
00:11:38,364 --> 00:11:40,498
YOU HAVE TO GET BACK UP
AND SHOOT IT, RIGHT?
300
00:11:40,500 --> 00:11:41,966
- I GUESS SO.
301
00:11:41,968 --> 00:11:45,603
- SO I KNOW THIS CUTE GUY
WHO'S GOT A HUGE CRUSH ON YOU.
302
00:11:45,605 --> 00:11:47,138
LET'S DOUBLE!
303
00:11:47,140 --> 00:11:50,274
- ALL RIGHT, THIS IS EITHER
A PLOT TO HUMILIATE ME,
304
00:11:50,276 --> 00:11:53,311
OR YOU NEED ME TO GO
SO I CAN DO SOMETHING FOR YOU.
305
00:11:53,313 --> 00:11:55,313
- OKAY, OKAY.
IT'S A TRICK.
306
00:11:55,315 --> 00:11:56,581
IF YOU COME,
307
00:11:56,583 --> 00:11:58,550
MOM AND DAD WILL EXTEND
MY CURFEW BY A HALF AN HOUR.
308
00:11:58,552 --> 00:12:02,386
PLUS, I'M DATING THIS GUY SHAWN
WHO NEVER SHUTS UP.
309
00:12:02,388 --> 00:12:04,155
I WANT SOMEONE ELSE THERE
WHO CAN TALK.
310
00:12:04,157 --> 00:12:06,057
- FORGET IT.
- 10 BUCKS?
311
00:12:06,059 --> 00:12:07,291
- PER HOUR.
- YOU'RE ON.
312
00:12:07,293 --> 00:12:08,560
- NO, I'VE CHANGED MY MIND.
313
00:12:08,562 --> 00:12:10,261
- COME ON, DARIA!
314
00:12:10,263 --> 00:12:12,964
YOU WANT MOM AND DAD
TO SET YOU UP WITH SOMEBODY?
315
00:12:12,966 --> 00:12:14,298
- OH, GOD.
316
00:12:14,300 --> 00:12:15,633
- NOW, HURRY UP,
AND GET READY.
317
00:12:15,635 --> 00:12:18,102
I WANT TO GET TO THE SHOE STORE
BEFORE IT CLOSES.
318
00:12:19,873 --> 00:12:22,873
- SO WHAT EXACTLY
ARE WE GONNA DO ON OUR DATE?
319
00:12:22,875 --> 00:12:24,875
- WHAT?
- QUIET, SHAWN.
320
00:12:24,877 --> 00:12:28,012
WELL, DRIVE AROUND, GO TO
A CONVENIENCE STORE, WHATEVER.
321
00:12:28,014 --> 00:12:30,414
THE USUAL RANDOM
TEENAGE SHENANIGANS.
322
00:12:30,416 --> 00:12:32,884
ISN'T IT GREAT?
TALK TO HER.
323
00:12:32,886 --> 00:12:35,887
- UM, SO WHAT DO YOU THINK
324
00:12:35,889 --> 00:12:39,023
OF U.N.-MANDATED
EMISSIONS CONTROL LAWS
325
00:12:39,025 --> 00:12:40,925
FOR THIRD WORLD COUNTRIES?
326
00:12:40,927 --> 00:12:44,695
- NOBLE IDEA, BUT THE U.N.'S
TIMETABLE IS UNREALISTIC.
327
00:12:44,697 --> 00:12:47,331
HOW 'BOUT YOU?
- UH, SAME.
328
00:12:47,333 --> 00:12:49,100
AGREE OR DISAGREE:
329
00:12:49,102 --> 00:12:51,202
TRADE EMBARGOS ARE
AN EFFECTIVE WAY
330
00:12:51,204 --> 00:12:54,438
TO DEAL WITH COUNTRIES
THAT VI-O-LATE HUMAN RIGHTS?
331
00:12:54,440 --> 00:12:57,542
- AGREE, BUT WITH MAJOR
TRADING PARTNERS, LIKE CHINA,
332
00:12:57,544 --> 00:12:59,644
OUR GOVERNMENT ALWAYS FINDS
A LOOPHOLE.
333
00:12:59,646 --> 00:13:02,347
YOU?
- YEAH, SAME.
334
00:13:02,349 --> 00:13:04,716
CAN SPORTS AND CLUBS
GET THEIR PAGES
335
00:13:04,718 --> 00:13:06,184
BACK IN THE YEARBOOK?
336
00:13:06,186 --> 00:13:07,919
- OKAY, STOP THE CAR.
337
00:13:07,921 --> 00:13:09,486
- WHAT?
- QUIET, SHAWN.
338
00:13:09,488 --> 00:13:12,223
WHY? YOU TWO
ARE GETTING ALONG GREAT.
339
00:13:12,225 --> 00:13:14,158
- I SHOULD'VE KNOWN
THIS WASN'T A REAL DATE
340
00:13:14,160 --> 00:13:16,193
WHEN ROBERT HERE
KEPT CALLING ME "DARCY."
341
00:13:16,195 --> 00:13:18,429
- SORRY, MA'AM.
- AND "MA'AM."
342
00:13:18,431 --> 00:13:20,932
YOU WERE TRYING TO BUY
MY INFLUENCE WITH A DATE?
343
00:13:20,934 --> 00:13:24,402
- THAT'S HOW WE DO IT
IN AMERICA, COMRADE.
344
00:13:26,473 --> 00:13:28,172
NICE WORK.
- WHAT?
345
00:13:28,174 --> 00:13:30,908
- QUIET, SHAWN.
I MEANT BONEHEAD HERE.
346
00:13:30,910 --> 00:13:32,477
- THE CARDS GOT MIXED UP.
347
00:13:32,479 --> 00:13:33,945
- FROM NOW ON,
YOU'LL HAVE TO FIND
348
00:13:33,947 --> 00:13:35,312
A DIFFERENT TABLE AT LUNCH.
349
00:13:35,314 --> 00:13:36,981
- [crying]
350
00:13:36,983 --> 00:13:38,983
- FOR THE NEXT WEEK.
351
00:13:38,985 --> 00:13:41,218
- THANK YOU.
THANK YOU.
352
00:13:41,220 --> 00:13:42,553
- WHAT?
353
00:13:42,555 --> 00:13:45,556
[mid-tempo rock music]
354
00:13:45,558 --> 00:13:49,226
♪ ♪
355
00:13:50,297 --> 00:13:51,929
- THIS ONE'S GREAT.
356
00:13:51,931 --> 00:13:53,798
YOU CAN REALLY FEEL THE PAIN.
357
00:13:53,800 --> 00:13:56,801
BUT AREN'T THERE SUPPOSED TO BE
SPOTTERS AT THE TRAMPOLINE?
358
00:13:56,803 --> 00:13:58,803
- WELL, I DON'T THINK
EVEN SPOTTERS
359
00:13:58,805 --> 00:14:00,438
COULD'VE STOPPED THAT FALL.
360
00:14:00,440 --> 00:14:02,106
ANYWAY, SHE'S FINE.
361
00:14:02,108 --> 00:14:04,074
IN FACT, SHE FELL OFF
THE UNEVEN BARS TODAY,
362
00:14:04,076 --> 00:14:06,477
SO IT WAS CLEARLY HER OWN FAULT.
363
00:14:06,479 --> 00:14:08,546
UH-OH. THE ANGRY VILLAGERS.
364
00:14:08,548 --> 00:14:11,449
- WE WANT OUR RIGHTFUL
YEARBOOK PAGES.
365
00:14:11,451 --> 00:14:13,751
- IT'S NOT FAIR THAT
A COUPLE OF OUTSIDERS
366
00:14:13,753 --> 00:14:16,087
ARE DICTATING THE WAY
YEARBOOK IS DONE.
367
00:14:16,089 --> 00:14:20,091
- HEY, THESE TWO OUTSIDERS
MADE A GOOD SUGGESTION.
368
00:14:20,093 --> 00:14:23,594
AND IF IT'S A GOOD SUGGESTION,
WHO CARES IF IT'S FAIR?
369
00:14:23,596 --> 00:14:25,496
- STAND YOUR GROUND.
370
00:14:25,498 --> 00:14:27,264
THEY CAN'T MAKE US GO.
371
00:14:27,266 --> 00:14:30,334
- HEY, EVERYBODY, WHY DON'T WE
POSTPONE THE SHOWDOWN
372
00:14:30,336 --> 00:14:33,704
UNTIL AFTER THE SALE
AT CASHMAN'S?
373
00:14:36,008 --> 00:14:37,341
- NOT SO FAST.
374
00:14:37,343 --> 00:14:39,844
I'M NOT LEAVING
TILL I GET RESULTS.
375
00:14:39,846 --> 00:14:42,280
- SHALL WE SETTLE IT
WITH A GRIP CONTEST?
376
00:14:42,282 --> 00:14:44,983
- WHAT'S THAT?
OW!
377
00:14:44,985 --> 00:14:46,317
THE GEEK'S HURTING ME.
378
00:14:46,319 --> 00:14:47,985
UH, OH, OW!
379
00:14:47,987 --> 00:14:50,254
- BABE! ARE YOU ALL RIGHT?
380
00:14:50,256 --> 00:14:52,823
- THAT'S IT.
I'M TALKING TO THE UNION.
381
00:14:52,825 --> 00:14:54,392
NEXT YEAR, CHESS CLUB.
382
00:14:54,394 --> 00:14:56,227
- THAT WAS A GOOD TRICK.
383
00:14:56,229 --> 00:14:57,995
- ISOMETRIC EXERCISES.
384
00:14:57,997 --> 00:15:00,064
I'VE BEEN DOING THEM
SINCE AGE TEN.
385
00:15:00,066 --> 00:15:01,999
- TED, I'VE BEEN THINKING.
386
00:15:02,001 --> 00:15:04,368
CAN WE BEND
OUR YEARBOOK-ONLY POLICY
387
00:15:04,370 --> 00:15:06,337
AND MAYBE GO OUT FOR SOME PIZZA?
388
00:15:06,339 --> 00:15:08,572
- PIZZA SOUNDS GREAT.
- REALLY?
389
00:15:08,574 --> 00:15:11,075
- "PIZZA." WHAT'S IT MEAN?
390
00:15:11,077 --> 00:15:13,077
I HATE TO SAY IT,
391
00:15:13,079 --> 00:15:16,180
BUT I THINK I ENJOY
THIS PROCESSED CHEESE.
392
00:15:16,182 --> 00:15:18,416
WHAT KIND OF PROCESS
DO THEY USE?
393
00:15:18,418 --> 00:15:19,683
- IT'S A SUGARLESS VERSION
394
00:15:19,685 --> 00:15:21,519
OF THE ONE FOR DING DONGS
AND HOHOS.
395
00:15:21,521 --> 00:15:24,421
- [chuckles]
DING DONGS AND HOHOS.
396
00:15:24,423 --> 00:15:26,156
YOU'RE CRAZY.
397
00:15:26,158 --> 00:15:28,025
I THINK THAT'S KIND OF WHY
I LIKE YOU.
398
00:15:28,027 --> 00:15:31,663
- I LIKE YOU TOO.
THAT'S WHAT'S REALLY CRAZY.
399
00:15:33,066 --> 00:15:34,432
- ANYWAY...
- SO HOHOS...
400
00:15:34,434 --> 00:15:36,467
SO TELL ME ABOUT 'EM.
ARE THEY NAMED AFTER SANTA?
401
00:15:36,469 --> 00:15:38,202
[both talking at once]
402
00:15:41,341 --> 00:15:43,407
- AH, MS. BARCH.
403
00:15:43,409 --> 00:15:45,977
- I UNDERSTAND YOU'RE CUTTING
THE CLUB PICTURES
404
00:15:45,979 --> 00:15:47,411
OUT OF THE YEARBOOK.
405
00:15:47,413 --> 00:15:49,680
- WE'VE DECIDED TO SHIFT
THE EMPHASIS AWAY FROM...
406
00:15:49,682 --> 00:15:50,848
- OH, SAVE IT.
407
00:15:50,850 --> 00:15:52,483
DO YOU KNOW
WHO THE FACULTY ADVISOR
408
00:15:52,485 --> 00:15:53,718
TO THE SCIENCE CLUB IS?
409
00:15:53,720 --> 00:15:54,952
- UH...
410
00:15:54,954 --> 00:15:57,187
- THE SAME PERSON WHO SPONSORS
411
00:15:57,189 --> 00:16:00,057
THE "TAKE BACK THE NIGHT"
LAWNDALE HIGH SCHOOL
412
00:16:00,059 --> 00:16:02,593
WOMEN'S SELF-DEFENSE CLUB.
413
00:16:02,595 --> 00:16:04,628
HUH-HAH!
- [groans]
414
00:16:04,630 --> 00:16:07,498
- BACK!
- [yelps]
415
00:16:07,500 --> 00:16:10,468
- SO WHAT DO DEGENERATE
OUTSIDERS LIKE US
416
00:16:10,470 --> 00:16:12,003
DO AFTER PIZZA?
417
00:16:12,005 --> 00:16:14,972
- I THOUGHT MAYBE WE COULD PLAY
SOME VIDEO GAMES AT THE ARCADE.
418
00:16:14,974 --> 00:16:16,507
- OH, NO,
I DON'T THINK SO.
419
00:16:16,509 --> 00:16:18,909
GUM IS ONE THING, BUT--
- THEY'RE HARMLESS.
420
00:16:18,911 --> 00:16:21,512
BESIDES, IF YOU'RE DRAFTED,
YOU NEED TO KNOW ABOUT THEM.
421
00:16:21,514 --> 00:16:24,015
- I GUESS
I AM A LITTLE CURIOUS.
422
00:16:27,620 --> 00:16:28,786
- COME ON, DUDES.
423
00:16:28,788 --> 00:16:30,621
LET'S GET OVER THERE.
- WHY?
424
00:16:30,623 --> 00:16:33,924
- SO WE CAN HASSLE
THAT CHICK DARCY AND HER DATE.
425
00:16:33,926 --> 00:16:35,326
- WHY?
426
00:16:35,328 --> 00:16:37,628
- I CAN'T REMEMBER,
BUT I THINK IT'S IMPORTANT.
427
00:16:42,402 --> 00:16:44,469
- WHAT DO YOU WANT:
CASTLE SCENARIO,
428
00:16:44,471 --> 00:16:47,138
UNDERWATER PARADISE,
FUTURISTIC DYSTOPIA?
429
00:16:47,140 --> 00:16:49,474
- I GUESS THE CASTLE ONE.
430
00:16:49,476 --> 00:16:52,009
- OKEYDOKE, BOSS.
431
00:16:55,582 --> 00:16:58,149
- DARIA?
- IT'S TOO MUCH, RIGHT?
432
00:16:58,151 --> 00:16:59,950
I FEEL A LITTLE SICK MYSELF.
433
00:16:59,952 --> 00:17:03,154
- IT'S NOT REALLY REPRESENTATIVE
OF MEDIEVAL SOCIETY,
434
00:17:03,156 --> 00:17:04,788
BUT I HAVE TO SAY
435
00:17:04,790 --> 00:17:09,327
THIS IS THE COOLEST THING
I'VE EVER SEEN IN MY LIFE.
436
00:17:11,197 --> 00:17:13,564
- THOSE ARE SOME FRIENDS
OF OURS.
437
00:17:13,566 --> 00:17:15,166
CAN WE JOIN IN?
438
00:17:15,168 --> 00:17:17,134
- THE ROYAL THRONE.
439
00:17:17,136 --> 00:17:19,336
- GOOD, I NEED TO SIT DOWN.
440
00:17:19,338 --> 00:17:21,773
- NOT SO FAST, WEIRDOES.
441
00:17:21,775 --> 00:17:23,107
- ROBERT?
442
00:17:23,109 --> 00:17:26,110
- THAT'S SIR ROBERT, DARCY.
443
00:17:26,112 --> 00:17:27,344
- DARIA.
444
00:17:27,346 --> 00:17:29,280
- HYAH!
445
00:17:32,118 --> 00:17:33,651
- TED, WOW.
446
00:17:33,653 --> 00:17:36,520
- I TAUGHT MYSELF FROM
AN 11TH-CENTURY MANUSCRIPT
447
00:17:36,522 --> 00:17:38,455
ON SWORDPLAY.
448
00:17:41,861 --> 00:17:43,594
IT'S EASY.
- NO WAY.
449
00:17:43,596 --> 00:17:45,329
I'M NOT GOING OUT LIKE THIS.
450
00:17:45,331 --> 00:17:46,864
COME ON.
451
00:17:46,866 --> 00:17:49,300
- LET'S GO, DARIA.
WE CAN CATCH THEM.
452
00:17:49,302 --> 00:17:51,568
- THIS IS REALLY MAKING ME
NAUSEOUS.
453
00:17:51,570 --> 00:17:53,704
YOU GO AHEAD.
454
00:17:53,706 --> 00:17:55,806
[sighs]
455
00:18:08,721 --> 00:18:10,621
TED, THEY'RE GONNA CLOSE UP
PRETTY SOON.
456
00:18:10,623 --> 00:18:12,557
- THEY'LL HAVE TO
PULL THE PLUG THEN.
457
00:18:12,559 --> 00:18:15,659
WE STILL HAVE A LOT
OF FIGHT LEFT, RIGHT, MEN?
458
00:18:15,661 --> 00:18:17,562
all: AYE!
459
00:18:17,564 --> 00:18:20,831
[boys all making
fighting sounds]
460
00:18:22,502 --> 00:18:24,434
- IT'S MY OWN FAULT.
461
00:18:24,436 --> 00:18:26,436
HE DIDN'T EVEN WANT TO GO
TO THE ARCADE.
462
00:18:26,438 --> 00:18:29,339
- I TOLD YOU: FIRST DATE, STICK
TO VANDALISM AND LOITERING.
463
00:18:29,341 --> 00:18:31,408
BUT YOU ALWAYS HAVE TO BE
DIFFERENT.
464
00:18:31,410 --> 00:18:32,710
- HEADS UP.
465
00:18:32,712 --> 00:18:35,513
- WHAT YOU WANT TO DO IS
TAKE THE STRAIN OFF YOUR WRIST
466
00:18:35,515 --> 00:18:38,216
AND USE MORE OF YOUR ELBOW,
LIKE THIS.
467
00:18:38,218 --> 00:18:41,419
- OH, YEAH. YOU GOTTA SHOW ME
ON THE MACHINE.
468
00:18:41,421 --> 00:18:43,521
MAYBE AFTER SCHOOL?
- OKAY.
469
00:18:43,523 --> 00:18:46,624
YOU DON'T KNOW WHERE WE
MIGHT OBTAIN SOME GUM, DO YOU?
470
00:18:46,626 --> 00:18:48,960
- BOYS PLAYING WITH SWORDS.
471
00:18:48,962 --> 00:18:51,528
I THINK THAT PROBABLY HAS
SOME SIGNIFICANCE.
472
00:18:51,530 --> 00:18:53,965
- OH, WELL, AT LEAST
WE'RE STILL FIGHTING
473
00:18:53,967 --> 00:18:55,600
THE GOOD FIGHT AT YEARBOOK.
474
00:18:55,602 --> 00:18:57,367
I'LL SEE YOU LATER.
475
00:19:00,507 --> 00:19:03,007
- AH, DARIA,
I HAVE SOME BAD NEWS
476
00:19:03,009 --> 00:19:05,943
ABOUT THOSE PAGES WE TOOK
FROM SPORTS AND CLUBS.
477
00:19:05,945 --> 00:19:07,211
DOH! WOMAN!
478
00:19:10,950 --> 00:19:13,617
- I HAVE TO TELL YOU SOMETHING.
- YOU JOINED THE CULT?
479
00:19:13,619 --> 00:19:16,854
- THERE'S NO CULT.
I HAD TO RESIGN FROM YEARBOOK.
480
00:19:16,856 --> 00:19:19,289
IT WAS A QUESTION OF ETHICS.
- AGAIN?
481
00:19:19,291 --> 00:19:21,258
- DON'T WORRY.
SHE WAS ON STAFF FOR A WEEK.
482
00:19:21,260 --> 00:19:23,393
SHE CAN STILL PUT IT
ON HER COLLEGE APPLICATION.
483
00:19:23,395 --> 00:19:25,863
- NO QUESTIONS ABOUT ETHICS
HERE.
484
00:19:25,865 --> 00:19:27,832
SO THEN I CAN KEEP
THE WEB PAGE STUFF?
485
00:19:27,834 --> 00:19:29,466
- ACTUALLY,
WE GAVE IT TO QUINN.
486
00:19:29,468 --> 00:19:32,470
- QUINN?
DID SHE REMOVE THE SHRINK-WRAP?
487
00:19:32,472 --> 00:19:34,405
[computer beeps]
488
00:19:34,407 --> 00:19:36,407
I DON'T BELIEVE IT.
489
00:19:36,409 --> 00:19:39,209
YOU DID THIS YOURSELF?
- OF COURSE NOT.
490
00:19:39,211 --> 00:19:41,178
I HAD ONE OF THE CUTER
TECHNICAL TYPES
491
00:19:41,180 --> 00:19:42,813
FROM SCHOOL
SET IT UP FOR ME.
492
00:19:42,815 --> 00:19:44,148
- I HAD TO ASK.
493
00:19:44,150 --> 00:19:47,218
- OH, SORRY IT DIDN'T WORK OUT
WITH THAT TED GUY.
494
00:19:47,220 --> 00:19:49,019
ISN'T FUNNY
THAT NOW IT TURNS OUT
495
00:19:49,021 --> 00:19:51,255
HE'S ALMOST SORT OF COOL
AND INTERESTING?
496
00:19:51,257 --> 00:19:53,057
- YEAH. HILARIOUS.
497
00:19:53,059 --> 00:19:54,558
- HEY, CHECK IT OUT.
498
00:19:54,560 --> 00:19:58,595
MY WEB PAGE HAS HAD 2,500 HITS
IN JUST THE LAST THREE HOURS.
499
00:19:58,597 --> 00:20:00,931
- REALLY?
I CAN BEAT THAT.
500
00:20:00,933 --> 00:20:02,933
- YOU DON'T EVEN HAVE
A WEB PAGE.
501
00:20:02,935 --> 00:20:06,237
- NO, BUT I CAN HIT.
- OH!
502
00:20:06,239 --> 00:20:07,771
[punches landing]
OW! OW!
503
00:20:07,773 --> 00:20:10,941
MOM! DAD! HELP!
504
00:20:10,943 --> 00:20:13,210
- ♪ LA-LA, LA, LA-LA ♪
505
00:20:13,212 --> 00:20:21,151
♪ ♪
506
00:20:25,825 --> 00:20:27,825
♪ LA, LA, LA ♪
507
00:20:27,827 --> 00:20:30,694
♪ ♪
508
00:20:30,696 --> 00:20:32,563
♪ LA, LA, LA ♪
509
00:20:32,565 --> 00:20:35,566
♪ ♪
510
00:20:35,568 --> 00:20:37,467
♪ LA, LA, LA ♪
511
00:20:37,469 --> 00:20:47,277
♪ ♪
512
00:20:47,279 --> 00:20:50,548
♪ LA-LA, LA, LA-LA ♪
513
00:20:50,550 --> 00:20:53,483
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