1 00:00:02,136 --> 00:00:03,502 - ♪ LA-LA, LA, LA-LA ♪ 2 00:00:03,504 --> 00:00:06,405 ♪ LA-LA, LA, LA-LA ♪ 3 00:00:10,044 --> 00:00:12,543 [school bell rings] 4 00:00:12,545 --> 00:00:14,780 - HEY, DARIA. I DIDN'T SEE YOU TODAY. 5 00:00:14,782 --> 00:00:16,047 YOU SAID YOU MIGHT COME 6 00:00:16,049 --> 00:00:17,715 TO THE PHOTOGRAPHY MEETING FOR YEARBOOK. 7 00:00:17,717 --> 00:00:20,485 - YES, WELL, WHEN THE DENTIST TURNED OFF THE GAS, 8 00:00:20,487 --> 00:00:21,954 I HAD A CHANGE OF HEART. 9 00:00:21,956 --> 00:00:23,221 - BUT IT'S FUN, 10 00:00:23,223 --> 00:00:24,923 AND IT LOOKS GOOD ON YOUR TRANSCRIPT. 11 00:00:24,925 --> 00:00:26,691 - I'M AGAINST BOTH THOSE THINGS. 12 00:00:26,693 --> 00:00:29,194 - FREE FILM AND DEVELOPING. - MM-HMM. 13 00:00:29,196 --> 00:00:31,863 - AND IF YOUR PARENTS FIND OUT YOU'RE EVEN CONSIDERING IT, 14 00:00:31,865 --> 00:00:33,131 YOU COULD PROBABLY SQUEEZE 15 00:00:33,133 --> 00:00:34,900 SOME TREMENDOUS BRIBE OUT OF 'EM. 16 00:00:34,902 --> 00:00:36,902 - I'LL THINK ABOUT IT. 17 00:00:36,904 --> 00:00:40,906 I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU'RE TRYING TO BRIBE ME...WITH SINGLES. 18 00:00:40,908 --> 00:00:43,575 - SWEETIE, IT'S NOT A BRIBE. 19 00:00:43,577 --> 00:00:45,043 IT'S A DEAL. 20 00:00:45,045 --> 00:00:46,979 HONESTLY, YOU'RE WORSE THAN MY CLIENTS. 21 00:00:46,981 --> 00:00:48,380 - I'M SORRY. 22 00:00:48,382 --> 00:00:50,983 YEARBOOKS COMPLETELY DISTORT THE REALITY OF HIGH SCHOOL. 23 00:00:50,985 --> 00:00:53,051 OF COURSE, THE YEARBOOK EXPERIENCE 24 00:00:53,053 --> 00:00:55,754 COULD PROVIDE MATERIAL FOR A WEB PAGE... 25 00:00:55,756 --> 00:00:57,255 IF I HAD THE SOFTWARE. 26 00:00:57,257 --> 00:00:58,690 - SOFTWARE IT IS. 27 00:00:58,692 --> 00:01:01,592 - HI. BIG DATE. CAN'T TALK. BYE. 28 00:01:05,933 --> 00:01:08,366 - HEY, DARIA, RIGHT? 29 00:01:08,368 --> 00:01:11,637 I'M TED, THE PHOTO EDITOR. I SAW YOUR PICTURES. 30 00:01:11,639 --> 00:01:14,540 - THEN CUT THE SMALL TALK AND GET STRAIGHT TO FIRING ME. 31 00:01:14,542 --> 00:01:16,241 - [chuckles] THAT'S FUNNY 32 00:01:16,243 --> 00:01:18,910 BECAUSE IT'S THE EXACT OPPOSITE OF THE TRUTH, RIGHT? 33 00:01:18,912 --> 00:01:21,313 YOU'RE USING SARCASM, AREN'T YOU? 34 00:01:21,315 --> 00:01:24,216 - ACTUALLY, I WAS BEING SINCERE FOR ONCE. 35 00:01:24,218 --> 00:01:25,883 WHAT PLANET ARE YOU FROM? 36 00:01:25,885 --> 00:01:27,452 - PLANET? [giggles] 37 00:01:27,454 --> 00:01:30,922 HEY, HYPERBOLE. VERY INTERESTING. 38 00:01:30,924 --> 00:01:33,258 SERIOUSLY, THOUGH, I LOVED YOUR PHOTOS. 39 00:01:33,260 --> 00:01:36,494 YOUR COMPOSITIONS SEEM VERY SPANISH, 40 00:01:36,496 --> 00:01:39,397 NOT UNLIKE THE PEASANT PAINTINGS OF FRANCISCO GOYA. 41 00:01:39,399 --> 00:01:41,933 I'M A HUGE GOYA FANATIC. YOU? 42 00:01:41,935 --> 00:01:44,769 - UH, YEAH. HUGE. 43 00:01:44,771 --> 00:01:49,107 - ACTUALLY, GOYA LIKED TO PAINT DEATH, DESTRUCTION, BRUTALITY. 44 00:01:49,109 --> 00:01:50,808 YOU'D HAVE MADE GOOD PEN PALS. 45 00:01:50,810 --> 00:01:53,445 - AND THE INTERESTING PART IS THAT HE'S NEVER BEEN TO SCHOOL. 46 00:01:53,447 --> 00:01:55,747 HIS PARENTS HAVE TAUGHT HIM AT HOME UNTIL NOW. 47 00:01:55,749 --> 00:01:58,283 ISN'T THAT KIND OF COOL? - I JUDGE THINGS BY RESULTS. 48 00:01:58,285 --> 00:02:01,353 SO I WOULD HAVE TO SAY...NO. 49 00:02:01,355 --> 00:02:04,356 - HEY, SARCASM. YOU TWO WOULD GET ALONG. 50 00:02:04,358 --> 00:02:06,091 - IF HE MAKES YOU JOIN HIS CULT, 51 00:02:06,093 --> 00:02:07,926 CAN I HAVE YOUR WEB PAGE SOFTWARE? 52 00:02:07,928 --> 00:02:10,162 - HE DOESN'T BELONG TO A CULT. 53 00:02:10,164 --> 00:02:13,232 AND THE SHRINK-WRAP NEVER COMES OFF THAT SOFTWARE. 54 00:02:13,234 --> 00:02:15,100 SOON AS I GET IT, I'M EXCHANGING IT 55 00:02:15,102 --> 00:02:17,269 FOR CANNIBAL FRAG FEST ON CD-ROM. 56 00:02:17,271 --> 00:02:19,404 - COMPUTER ULTRAVIOLENCE. 57 00:02:19,406 --> 00:02:21,273 GOYA WOULD'VE LOVED THAT. 58 00:02:21,275 --> 00:02:24,709 - WELL, SINCE YOU ASK, I WAS KIND OF TRYING TO GET 59 00:02:24,711 --> 00:02:26,944 A HIGH CONTRAST OF LIGHT AND DARK. 60 00:02:26,946 --> 00:02:29,314 - NEAT. YOU MUST READ A LOT OF OVID. 61 00:02:29,316 --> 00:02:31,883 I READ ORPHEUS IN THE UNDERWORLD WHEN I WAS SIX, 62 00:02:31,885 --> 00:02:33,485 AND IT STILL HAUNTS ME. 63 00:02:33,487 --> 00:02:35,554 - UH, YEAH. ME TOO. 64 00:02:35,556 --> 00:02:37,589 - YOU KNOW, I HAD TO TALK MY PARENTS 65 00:02:37,591 --> 00:02:39,858 INTO LETTING ME GO TO A NORMAL SCHOOL. 66 00:02:39,860 --> 00:02:42,827 - WHEN DO YOU START? - [laughs] IRONY. 67 00:02:42,829 --> 00:02:44,929 BUT I LIKE HERE. 68 00:02:44,931 --> 00:02:47,732 I ONLY WISH THAT VOLUNTEERING OR CHARITY FUNDRAISING 69 00:02:47,734 --> 00:02:50,335 GOT AS MUCH YEARBOOK SPACE AS SPORTS AND CLUBS. 70 00:02:50,337 --> 00:02:52,003 COME ON. 71 00:02:52,005 --> 00:02:53,838 MR. DEMARTINO? 72 00:02:53,840 --> 00:02:55,573 DARIA AND I WERE JUST SAYING 73 00:02:55,575 --> 00:02:57,108 THAT THERE ARE SOME STUDENTS AT SCHOOL 74 00:02:57,110 --> 00:02:59,043 WHO ARE REALLY MAKING A DIFFERENCE, 75 00:02:59,045 --> 00:03:00,612 AND MAYBE WE'RE SHORTCHANGING THEM 76 00:03:00,614 --> 00:03:02,080 A LITTLE BIT IN THE YEARBOOK. 77 00:03:02,082 --> 00:03:03,548 - HOW NOBLE. 78 00:03:03,550 --> 00:03:05,951 PERHAPS YOU THINK WE SHOULD CUT SOME PAGES 79 00:03:05,953 --> 00:03:08,553 FROM SPORTS AND CLUBS TO MAKE MORE ROOM? 80 00:03:08,555 --> 00:03:10,522 - HEY, GOOD IDEA, SIR. 81 00:03:10,524 --> 00:03:13,525 - LET ME PAUSE AND REFLECT. 82 00:03:13,527 --> 00:03:16,428 EVERYONE, SPORTS AND CLUBS ARE CUT BY TEN PAGES. 83 00:03:16,430 --> 00:03:18,196 - YOU CAN'T DO THAT. - BUT THAT'S NOT FAIR. 84 00:03:18,198 --> 00:03:20,198 - HAH! NOT MY IDEA. 85 00:03:20,200 --> 00:03:22,701 YOU'VE BEEN SABOTAGED BY YOUR OWN KIND. 86 00:03:22,703 --> 00:03:23,969 THEY THOUGHT OF IT. 87 00:03:23,971 --> 00:03:26,571 - THIS IS GONNA BE GREAT. 88 00:03:28,808 --> 00:03:30,775 - HELLO. - HELLO, TRAITOR. 89 00:03:30,777 --> 00:03:33,145 - IT'S A NICE DAY, ISN'T IT? FOR A TRAITOR! 90 00:03:33,147 --> 00:03:35,714 - HOW CAN I BETRAY SOMETHING I DON'T BELIEVE IN? 91 00:03:35,716 --> 00:03:37,015 - IN CASE YOU DIDN'T KNOW, 92 00:03:37,017 --> 00:03:38,717 SPORTS ARE, LIKE, THE BEATING HEART 93 00:03:38,719 --> 00:03:41,286 OF THE YEARBOOK, UM, SYSTEM. 94 00:03:41,288 --> 00:03:43,755 - YEAH, PLUS, IT'S, LIKE, GETTING IN THE YEARBOOK 95 00:03:43,757 --> 00:03:46,091 IS THE ONLY REASON TO JOIN FRENCH CLUB 96 00:03:46,093 --> 00:03:47,259 IN THE FIRST PLACE. 97 00:03:47,261 --> 00:03:49,628 - GEE, BRITTANY, WHAT ABOUT YOUR DEEP LOVE 98 00:03:49,630 --> 00:03:51,330 FOR THE FRENCH PEOPLE AND THEIR CULTURE? 99 00:03:51,332 --> 00:03:53,298 - LOVE HAD NOTHING TO DO WITH IT. 100 00:03:53,300 --> 00:03:55,934 HE WAS JUST A LONELY EXCHANGE STUDENT, 101 00:03:55,936 --> 00:03:58,670 AND I WANTED TO GIVE HIM AN AMERICAN GOOD-BYE. 102 00:03:58,672 --> 00:04:00,805 both: HUH? - SORRY. 103 00:04:00,807 --> 00:04:03,842 THIS YEARBOOK CRISIS IS JUST MESSING ME UP. 104 00:04:03,844 --> 00:04:05,510 - IT'S ALL RIGHT, BABE. 105 00:04:05,512 --> 00:04:07,679 SEE WHAT YOU'VE DONE? TRAITOR. 106 00:04:07,681 --> 00:04:09,414 - IT'S TOTALLY RUDE. 107 00:04:09,416 --> 00:04:11,349 - COMPLETELY HEINOUS. 108 00:04:11,351 --> 00:04:14,186 - IT'S LIKE THIS GIRL DARIA DOESN'T UNDERSTAND REASON 109 00:04:14,188 --> 00:04:15,453 OR SOMETHING. 110 00:04:15,455 --> 00:04:18,423 - WELL, I HEAR SHE'S A BRAIN. 111 00:04:18,425 --> 00:04:20,292 YOU CAN'T REASON WITH BRAINS. 112 00:04:20,294 --> 00:04:22,394 - I'M STILL GONNA TALK TO HER. 113 00:04:22,396 --> 00:04:24,262 AS PRESIDENT OF THE FASHION CLUB, 114 00:04:24,264 --> 00:04:26,631 I CAN BE KIND OF INTIMIDATING. 115 00:04:26,633 --> 00:04:28,667 - OH, YOU'RE DEFINITELY SCARY, SANDI. 116 00:04:28,669 --> 00:04:30,702 BUT I THINK THIS IS A SPECIAL CASE, 117 00:04:30,704 --> 00:04:32,804 SO LET ME TALK TO HER. 118 00:04:32,806 --> 00:04:35,473 IT WOULD MEAN SO MUCH IF YOU'D LET ME TRY. 119 00:04:35,475 --> 00:04:38,543 - YOU'RE THE BEST. - NO, YOU. 120 00:04:38,545 --> 00:04:41,179 BUT YOU CAN'T BE SERIOUS ABOUT THIS. 121 00:04:41,181 --> 00:04:43,214 - LISTEN, TED HAS A POINT. 122 00:04:43,216 --> 00:04:46,184 - AHA! IT'S THAT BOY. 123 00:04:46,186 --> 00:04:48,153 SO IT'S ALL ABOUT LOVE, IS IT? 124 00:04:48,155 --> 00:04:50,222 - IT IS NOT ABOUT LOVE. 125 00:04:50,224 --> 00:04:52,691 - ALL RIGHT, KEEP IT YOUR SECRET TO CHERISH ALWAYS, 126 00:04:52,693 --> 00:04:54,259 BUT JUST BECAUSE YOU'RE GOING OUT-- 127 00:04:54,261 --> 00:04:56,928 - TED AND I ARE NOT GOING OUT. 128 00:04:56,930 --> 00:04:58,430 - WHATEVER. 129 00:04:58,432 --> 00:05:01,833 JUST TELL LOVER BOY WE WANT OUR YEARBOOK BACK. 130 00:05:01,835 --> 00:05:03,335 - DID YOU HEAR THAT? 131 00:05:03,337 --> 00:05:05,737 YOU JUST USED THE VERB "WANT" WITH THE NOUN "BOOK." 132 00:05:05,739 --> 00:05:08,906 - SAVE THE MATH GAMES FOR YOUR BOYFRIEND. 133 00:05:11,177 --> 00:05:12,410 [knocks on door] 134 00:05:12,412 --> 00:05:14,512 - GOSH, I'M GLAD YOU COULD COME OVER. 135 00:05:14,514 --> 00:05:16,181 DID YOU HAVE ANY TROUBLE FINDING IT? 136 00:05:16,183 --> 00:05:18,016 - THE CORN GROWING IN YOUR FRONT YARD 137 00:05:18,018 --> 00:05:19,584 SORT OF TIPPED ME OFF. 138 00:05:19,586 --> 00:05:22,654 - YEAH. WE KEEP THE SQUASH AND BEANS IN THE BACK. 139 00:05:22,656 --> 00:05:25,624 I'VE GOT ALL THESE PHOTO IDEAS I WANT TO TELL YOU ABOUT. 140 00:05:25,626 --> 00:05:30,295 I THINK A W.P.A. BLACK-AND-WHITE DUST-BOWL DOCUMENTARY STYLE 141 00:05:30,297 --> 00:05:31,996 WOULD BE PERFECT. 142 00:05:31,998 --> 00:05:34,499 - UM, YEAH. HEY, WHAT'S THIS? 143 00:05:34,501 --> 00:05:37,336 - OH. THAT'S THE PHONOGRAPH MY DAD AND I MADE. 144 00:05:37,338 --> 00:05:39,070 AND FROM WHAT I'VE HEARD ABOUT TELEVISION, 145 00:05:39,072 --> 00:05:40,806 THIS IS JUST AS GOOD. 146 00:05:40,808 --> 00:05:44,476 HEY, I HAVE SOME EARLY MUSIC PLAYED ON PERIOD INSTRUMENTS. 147 00:05:44,478 --> 00:05:47,479 YOU FEEL LIKE YOU'RE RIGHT THERE IN FRONT OF THE VIOLA DA GAMBA. 148 00:05:47,481 --> 00:05:49,981 - ACTUALLY, TED, MAYBE JUST QUIET. 149 00:05:49,983 --> 00:05:52,717 THIS COUCH IS ALL WOOD. 150 00:05:52,719 --> 00:05:54,953 YOU AND YOUR DAD MADE IT, DIDN'T YOU? 151 00:05:54,955 --> 00:05:57,789 - GEORGIA PINE. VERY SOFT. 152 00:05:57,791 --> 00:05:59,390 - OKAY, THAT DOES IT. 153 00:05:59,392 --> 00:06:01,993 I'M SORRY, TED. I CAN'T KEEP UP WITH YOU. 154 00:06:01,995 --> 00:06:04,462 - KEEP UP? WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? 155 00:06:04,464 --> 00:06:07,265 YOU'RE THE REMARKABLE ONE. - OH. 156 00:06:07,267 --> 00:06:09,534 - I MEAN, PLEASE DON'T TAKE THIS WRONG, 157 00:06:09,536 --> 00:06:11,102 BUT YOU'VE GOT IT ALL. 158 00:06:11,104 --> 00:06:13,471 - UM, THANKS. 159 00:06:13,473 --> 00:06:15,240 HERE, WANT SOME GUM? 160 00:06:15,242 --> 00:06:16,907 - MMM. 161 00:06:16,909 --> 00:06:18,510 - I GUESS WHEN ALL IS SAID AND DONE, 162 00:06:18,512 --> 00:06:22,113 WE'RE JUST A COUPLE OF ORDINARY AMERICAN TEENAGERS, RIGHT? 163 00:06:22,115 --> 00:06:23,281 TED? 164 00:06:23,283 --> 00:06:25,750 - WOW! SO THIS IS GUM. 165 00:06:25,752 --> 00:06:27,018 I LIKE IT. 166 00:06:27,020 --> 00:06:29,354 MOM, DAD. GUM. 167 00:06:29,356 --> 00:06:31,456 I GOT GUM! 168 00:06:31,458 --> 00:06:33,691 - ♪ EXCUSE ME ♪ 169 00:06:33,693 --> 00:06:35,060 ♪ EXCUSE ME ♪ 170 00:06:35,062 --> 00:06:39,164 ♪ ♪ 171 00:06:42,402 --> 00:06:44,969 [knocking at door] 172 00:06:44,971 --> 00:06:46,338 - MORGENDORFFERS? 173 00:06:46,340 --> 00:06:48,507 - IF THIS IS FOR GREENPEACE, WE'VE ALREADY GIVEN. 174 00:06:48,509 --> 00:06:50,908 - GREENPEACE? THOSE CORPORATE PUPPETS? 175 00:06:50,910 --> 00:06:52,177 - DO WE KNOW YOU? 176 00:06:52,179 --> 00:06:54,212 - LESLIE DEWITT. - GRANT CLINTON. 177 00:06:54,214 --> 00:06:55,913 TED DEWITT-CLINTON'S PARENTS. 178 00:06:55,915 --> 00:06:58,049 - SORRY, IS HE ONE OF THE BOYS 179 00:06:58,051 --> 00:06:59,684 WHO WENT OUT WITH QUINN THE OTHER NIGHT? 180 00:06:59,686 --> 00:07:02,320 - DOES THIS LOOK FAMILIAR? 181 00:07:02,322 --> 00:07:04,956 - GUM? - YES, FROM YOUR DAUGHTER DARIA. 182 00:07:04,958 --> 00:07:07,125 - WOULD YOU LIKE TO COME IN FOR A DRINK? 183 00:07:07,127 --> 00:07:09,193 - ALCOHOL, I PRESUME. 184 00:07:09,195 --> 00:07:11,096 WELL, NOW I SEE WHERE SHE GETS IT. 185 00:07:11,098 --> 00:07:13,832 - I'LL MAKE A POT OF COFFEE. - COFFEE? 186 00:07:13,834 --> 00:07:15,967 - I DON'T REALLY UNDERSTAND THE PROBLEM HERE. 187 00:07:15,969 --> 00:07:17,268 - NATURALLY. 188 00:07:17,270 --> 00:07:19,303 YOU PEOPLE ARE HAPPY CHEWING ON THE EMPTY OFFERINGS 189 00:07:19,305 --> 00:07:21,440 OF SO-CALLED MODERN SOCIETY. 190 00:07:21,442 --> 00:07:22,841 WE'D JUST APPRECIATE IT 191 00:07:22,843 --> 00:07:24,910 IF YOU KEPT THEM AWAY FROM OUR SON'S MOUTH. 192 00:07:24,912 --> 00:07:26,177 - NOW, LOOK, HERE, HIPPIE, 193 00:07:26,179 --> 00:07:27,979 DARIA MAY BE A HANDFUL SOMETIMES, 194 00:07:27,981 --> 00:07:31,182 BUT JUST BECAUSE SHE GAVE YOUR KID SOME GUM IS NO REASON-- 195 00:07:31,184 --> 00:07:34,553 - IT WASN'T JUST THE GUM. SHE ALSO GAVE HIM THIS. 196 00:07:34,555 --> 00:07:36,954 - THE BEATLES? - [sobs] 197 00:07:36,956 --> 00:07:39,691 - WE'VE TRIED SO HARD, 198 00:07:39,693 --> 00:07:41,959 AND NOBODY SEEMS TO CARE. 199 00:07:41,961 --> 00:07:42,961 [door closes] 200 00:07:42,963 --> 00:07:44,963 - WHO THE HELL IS THIS TED KID? 201 00:07:44,965 --> 00:07:46,798 - AND WHAT'S HAPPENING TO OUR NEIGHBORHOOD? 202 00:07:46,800 --> 00:07:50,302 FIRST, PEOPLE GROWING CORN. NOW THIS? 203 00:07:50,304 --> 00:07:53,338 - WELL, MAYBE HE IS A LITTLE WEIRD, 204 00:07:53,340 --> 00:07:54,839 BUT HE'S ALSO A LITTLE SWEET. 205 00:07:54,841 --> 00:07:56,308 ISN'T THAT IMPORTANT? 206 00:07:56,310 --> 00:07:59,043 - NOT AS IMPORTANT AS THE FACT THAT HE NEVER HAD GUM BEFORE. 207 00:07:59,045 --> 00:08:02,414 THIS IS SO CUTE. YOU'RE INVOLVED WITH A KOOK. 208 00:08:02,416 --> 00:08:04,048 - WE'RE NOT INVOLVED. 209 00:08:04,050 --> 00:08:06,951 - HI, DARIA. I WAS LOOKING FOR YOU. 210 00:08:06,953 --> 00:08:09,654 I CARVED YOU THIS NECKLACE AS THANKS FOR THE GUM. 211 00:08:09,656 --> 00:08:11,156 - THAT'S BEAUTIFUL. 212 00:08:11,158 --> 00:08:12,791 I GUESS SOMEBODY HERE IS INVOLVED. 213 00:08:12,793 --> 00:08:14,558 - INVOLVED IN WHAT? 214 00:08:14,560 --> 00:08:16,694 HEY, WHO WANTS SOME HUMMUS? 215 00:08:16,696 --> 00:08:18,497 - I CAN'T TAKE THIS. KEEP IT. 216 00:08:18,499 --> 00:08:21,166 - BUT I WANT YOU TO HAVE IT. I MADE IT. 217 00:08:21,168 --> 00:08:23,501 - TED, I CAN'T TAKE IT. 218 00:08:23,503 --> 00:08:24,935 WE WORK TOGETHER ON YEARBOOK. 219 00:08:24,937 --> 00:08:26,505 WE DON'T MAKE JEWELRY FOR EACH OTHER. 220 00:08:26,507 --> 00:08:30,274 - YOU AREN'T BEING SARCASTIC OR HYPERBOLIC, ARE YOU? 221 00:08:30,276 --> 00:08:32,544 - NO. - OH. 222 00:08:32,546 --> 00:08:35,780 THEN I GUESS I'LL SEE YOU AT YEARBOOK. 223 00:08:35,782 --> 00:08:38,049 - UM, YOU DID THE RIGHT THING? 224 00:08:38,051 --> 00:08:41,052 - YEAH, A GUY MAKES ME A NECKLACE BY HAND, 225 00:08:41,054 --> 00:08:43,187 AND I ACT LIKE IT'S NUCLEAR WASTE. 226 00:08:43,189 --> 00:08:45,056 SURE, I DID THE RIGHT THING. 227 00:08:45,058 --> 00:08:48,560 - OKAY, NOW YOU'RE BEING SARCASTIC. 228 00:08:48,562 --> 00:08:51,128 - WELL, WHY HAVEN'T WE HEARD ABOUT THIS BOY BEFORE? 229 00:08:51,130 --> 00:08:54,432 - BECAUSE HE'S A FREAK. - "FREAK" IS GOOD, RIGHT? 230 00:08:54,434 --> 00:08:57,235 - YEAH, IF YOU THINK BELONGING TO A CULT IS GOOD. 231 00:08:57,237 --> 00:09:00,105 PLUS, EVERYBODY IN THE CULT HAS TO WEAR UGLY CLOTHES 232 00:09:00,107 --> 00:09:02,107 AND BE COMPLETELY UNSOCIAL. 233 00:09:02,109 --> 00:09:04,242 IT'S THE WORST. - A CULT? 234 00:09:04,244 --> 00:09:06,778 WHO IS TED, AND WHY HAVEN'T YOU TOLD US ABOUT HIM? 235 00:09:06,780 --> 00:09:09,180 AND IS HE TRYING TO GET YOU TO JOIN A CULT? 236 00:09:09,182 --> 00:09:11,750 - OH, BROTHER. - HE CALLS HIMSELF "BROTHER"? 237 00:09:11,752 --> 00:09:13,484 YOU MEAN, LIKE "BROTHER TED"? - NO. 238 00:09:13,486 --> 00:09:15,519 LIKE, "OH, BROTHER, YOU'RE ALL CRAZY." 239 00:09:15,521 --> 00:09:17,488 TED IS A NICE GUY FROM YEARBOOK. 240 00:09:17,490 --> 00:09:19,991 HE'S ODD, BUT HE'S NOT IN A CULT. 241 00:09:19,993 --> 00:09:24,596 AND FOR THE LAST TIME, WE ARE NOT GOING OUT. 242 00:09:24,598 --> 00:09:26,397 - SHE'S OBVIOUSLY LYING. - ABSOLUTELY. 243 00:09:26,399 --> 00:09:28,566 - NO QUESTION. - CAN'T YOU TALK TO HER, QUINN? 244 00:09:28,568 --> 00:09:31,169 WHY DON'T YOU SET HER UP WITH ONE OF YOUR FRIENDS? 245 00:09:31,171 --> 00:09:32,703 THEY'RE ALL NORMAL. 246 00:09:32,705 --> 00:09:34,272 - YEAH, AND THAT'S EXACTLY WHY 247 00:09:34,274 --> 00:09:36,741 THEY'D LAUGH ME OUT OF TOWN IF I TRIED. 248 00:09:36,743 --> 00:09:40,345 - IF YOU DO, MOM AND I WILL MAKE IT SWEET FOR YOU. 249 00:09:40,347 --> 00:09:41,680 - HOW SWEET? 250 00:09:41,682 --> 00:09:43,281 - HOW DOES YOUR OWN WEB PAGE SOUND? 251 00:09:43,283 --> 00:09:46,350 - NOT AS NICE AS THE CRUNCH, CRUNCH, CRUNCH SOUND 252 00:09:46,352 --> 00:09:49,387 OF A NEW PAIR OF SHOES ON THE HIGH SCHOOL PARKING LOT. 253 00:09:49,389 --> 00:09:51,723 - DEAL. QUINN, YOU'RE THE BEST. 254 00:09:51,725 --> 00:09:52,924 - DUH. 255 00:09:52,926 --> 00:09:54,659 - I DON'T UNDERSTAND 256 00:09:54,661 --> 00:09:58,095 WHY WE SHOULD HELP SOME RANDOM LOSER FIND A DATE. 257 00:09:58,097 --> 00:10:02,467 - NOW, THAT'S EXACTLY THE KIND OF NEGATIVE ATTITUDE THAT SAYS, 258 00:10:02,469 --> 00:10:07,205 "I'M A FASHION NEWS READER AND NOT A FASHION NEWS MAKER." 259 00:10:07,207 --> 00:10:08,773 - THANK YOU, SANDI. 260 00:10:08,775 --> 00:10:11,409 - BUT WHO WILL WE GET TO BE HER DATE? 261 00:10:11,411 --> 00:10:14,045 - ROBERT, YOU LIKE BEING ALLOWED 262 00:10:14,047 --> 00:10:16,547 TO SIT AT THE OTHER END OF OUR TABLE, RIGHT? 263 00:10:16,549 --> 00:10:18,083 - UH, YES, MA'AM. 264 00:10:18,085 --> 00:10:20,418 - THEN I HAVE AN ASSIGNMENT FOR YOU. 265 00:10:20,420 --> 00:10:22,153 - YES, MA'AM! 266 00:10:22,155 --> 00:10:24,221 - DO YOU THINK I WAS TOO MEAN TO TED? 267 00:10:24,223 --> 00:10:26,557 - OH, BROTHER. - HE'S NOT A BROTHER. 268 00:10:26,559 --> 00:10:28,559 AND HE'S NOT IN A CULT. 269 00:10:28,561 --> 00:10:30,862 HE'S JUST VERY HONEST AND ETHICAL AND SMART, 270 00:10:30,864 --> 00:10:32,998 AND I SHOULDN'T HAVE BEEN SO MEAN. 271 00:10:33,000 --> 00:10:36,001 - WHOA, YOU'RE REALLY INTO HIM, AREN'T YOU? 272 00:10:36,003 --> 00:10:37,502 - NO. 273 00:10:37,504 --> 00:10:40,005 BUT I DO LIKE THE WAY HE SCARES MY PARENTS. 274 00:10:40,007 --> 00:10:42,040 - ARE YOU SURE ANNOYING YOUR PARENTS 275 00:10:42,042 --> 00:10:43,875 IS GOOD GROUNDS FOR A RELATIONSHIP? 276 00:10:43,877 --> 00:10:46,044 - IT WAS FOR ROMEO AND JULIET. 277 00:10:46,046 --> 00:10:47,278 [girl screams] 278 00:10:47,280 --> 00:10:48,513 thud! 279 00:10:48,515 --> 00:10:52,884 - UM, TED, I THINK I OWE YOU AN APOLOGY. 280 00:10:52,886 --> 00:10:54,519 YOUR NECKLACE WAS BEAUTIFUL, 281 00:10:54,521 --> 00:10:56,154 AND I WAS A JERK FOR NOT TAKING IT. 282 00:10:56,156 --> 00:10:59,223 - THAT'S OKAY. - REALLY? GOOD. 283 00:10:59,225 --> 00:11:01,660 THEN I WAS HOPING YOU'D LET ME BUY YOU A SLICE OF PIZZA. 284 00:11:01,662 --> 00:11:04,996 - TO BE HONEST, DARIA, I THINK MAYBE YOU WERE RIGHT. 285 00:11:04,998 --> 00:11:07,765 WE SHOULD KEEP OUR FRIENDSHIP ON A STRICTLY YEARBOOK LEVEL. 286 00:11:07,767 --> 00:11:10,001 - WAIT A MINUTE. ARE YOU BLOWING ME OFF? 287 00:11:10,003 --> 00:11:13,437 - WELL, MY PARENTS WARNED ME THAT KIDS IN CONVENTIONAL SCHOOL 288 00:11:13,439 --> 00:11:16,174 CAN BE KIND OF...SHALLOW. 289 00:11:16,176 --> 00:11:17,575 - YOU THINK I'M SHALLOW? 290 00:11:17,577 --> 00:11:20,511 - YOU SORT OF REMIND ME OF THAT REALLY POPULAR GIRL 291 00:11:20,513 --> 00:11:23,014 I'VE SEEN AROUND-- QUINN, I THINK. 292 00:11:23,016 --> 00:11:24,716 DO YOU KNOW HER? 293 00:11:24,718 --> 00:11:26,918 YOU'D PROBABLY GET ALONG. 294 00:11:26,920 --> 00:11:29,253 - NEXT ON SICK, SAD WORLD: 295 00:11:29,255 --> 00:11:31,289 HOAX OR VISION? 296 00:11:31,291 --> 00:11:32,657 SOME PEOPLE IN FLORIDA 297 00:11:32,659 --> 00:11:36,060 CLAIM THEY'VE SEEN THE FACE OF JESUS...ON A PENNY! 298 00:11:36,062 --> 00:11:38,362 - LOOK, WHEN YOU GET THROWN OFF A HORSE, 299 00:11:38,364 --> 00:11:40,498 YOU HAVE TO GET BACK UP AND SHOOT IT, RIGHT? 300 00:11:40,500 --> 00:11:41,966 - I GUESS SO. 301 00:11:41,968 --> 00:11:45,603 - SO I KNOW THIS CUTE GUY WHO'S GOT A HUGE CRUSH ON YOU. 302 00:11:45,605 --> 00:11:47,138 LET'S DOUBLE! 303 00:11:47,140 --> 00:11:50,274 - ALL RIGHT, THIS IS EITHER A PLOT TO HUMILIATE ME, 304 00:11:50,276 --> 00:11:53,311 OR YOU NEED ME TO GO SO I CAN DO SOMETHING FOR YOU. 305 00:11:53,313 --> 00:11:55,313 - OKAY, OKAY. IT'S A TRICK. 306 00:11:55,315 --> 00:11:56,581 IF YOU COME, 307 00:11:56,583 --> 00:11:58,550 MOM AND DAD WILL EXTEND MY CURFEW BY A HALF AN HOUR. 308 00:11:58,552 --> 00:12:02,386 PLUS, I'M DATING THIS GUY SHAWN WHO NEVER SHUTS UP. 309 00:12:02,388 --> 00:12:04,155 I WANT SOMEONE ELSE THERE WHO CAN TALK. 310 00:12:04,157 --> 00:12:06,057 - FORGET IT. - 10 BUCKS? 311 00:12:06,059 --> 00:12:07,291 - PER HOUR. - YOU'RE ON. 312 00:12:07,293 --> 00:12:08,560 - NO, I'VE CHANGED MY MIND. 313 00:12:08,562 --> 00:12:10,261 - COME ON, DARIA! 314 00:12:10,263 --> 00:12:12,964 YOU WANT MOM AND DAD TO SET YOU UP WITH SOMEBODY? 315 00:12:12,966 --> 00:12:14,298 - OH, GOD. 316 00:12:14,300 --> 00:12:15,633 - NOW, HURRY UP, AND GET READY. 317 00:12:15,635 --> 00:12:18,102 I WANT TO GET TO THE SHOE STORE BEFORE IT CLOSES. 318 00:12:19,873 --> 00:12:22,873 - SO WHAT EXACTLY ARE WE GONNA DO ON OUR DATE? 319 00:12:22,875 --> 00:12:24,875 - WHAT? - QUIET, SHAWN. 320 00:12:24,877 --> 00:12:28,012 WELL, DRIVE AROUND, GO TO A CONVENIENCE STORE, WHATEVER. 321 00:12:28,014 --> 00:12:30,414 THE USUAL RANDOM TEENAGE SHENANIGANS. 322 00:12:30,416 --> 00:12:32,884 ISN'T IT GREAT? TALK TO HER. 323 00:12:32,886 --> 00:12:35,887 - UM, SO WHAT DO YOU THINK 324 00:12:35,889 --> 00:12:39,023 OF U.N.-MANDATED EMISSIONS CONTROL LAWS 325 00:12:39,025 --> 00:12:40,925 FOR THIRD WORLD COUNTRIES? 326 00:12:40,927 --> 00:12:44,695 - NOBLE IDEA, BUT THE U.N.'S TIMETABLE IS UNREALISTIC. 327 00:12:44,697 --> 00:12:47,331 HOW 'BOUT YOU? - UH, SAME. 328 00:12:47,333 --> 00:12:49,100 AGREE OR DISAGREE: 329 00:12:49,102 --> 00:12:51,202 TRADE EMBARGOS ARE AN EFFECTIVE WAY 330 00:12:51,204 --> 00:12:54,438 TO DEAL WITH COUNTRIES THAT VI-O-LATE HUMAN RIGHTS? 331 00:12:54,440 --> 00:12:57,542 - AGREE, BUT WITH MAJOR TRADING PARTNERS, LIKE CHINA, 332 00:12:57,544 --> 00:12:59,644 OUR GOVERNMENT ALWAYS FINDS A LOOPHOLE. 333 00:12:59,646 --> 00:13:02,347 YOU? - YEAH, SAME. 334 00:13:02,349 --> 00:13:04,716 CAN SPORTS AND CLUBS GET THEIR PAGES 335 00:13:04,718 --> 00:13:06,184 BACK IN THE YEARBOOK? 336 00:13:06,186 --> 00:13:07,919 - OKAY, STOP THE CAR. 337 00:13:07,921 --> 00:13:09,486 - WHAT? - QUIET, SHAWN. 338 00:13:09,488 --> 00:13:12,223 WHY? YOU TWO ARE GETTING ALONG GREAT. 339 00:13:12,225 --> 00:13:14,158 - I SHOULD'VE KNOWN THIS WASN'T A REAL DATE 340 00:13:14,160 --> 00:13:16,193 WHEN ROBERT HERE KEPT CALLING ME "DARCY." 341 00:13:16,195 --> 00:13:18,429 - SORRY, MA'AM. - AND "MA'AM." 342 00:13:18,431 --> 00:13:20,932 YOU WERE TRYING TO BUY MY INFLUENCE WITH A DATE? 343 00:13:20,934 --> 00:13:24,402 - THAT'S HOW WE DO IT IN AMERICA, COMRADE. 344 00:13:26,473 --> 00:13:28,172 NICE WORK. - WHAT? 345 00:13:28,174 --> 00:13:30,908 - QUIET, SHAWN. I MEANT BONEHEAD HERE. 346 00:13:30,910 --> 00:13:32,477 - THE CARDS GOT MIXED UP. 347 00:13:32,479 --> 00:13:33,945 - FROM NOW ON, YOU'LL HAVE TO FIND 348 00:13:33,947 --> 00:13:35,312 A DIFFERENT TABLE AT LUNCH. 349 00:13:35,314 --> 00:13:36,981 - [crying] 350 00:13:36,983 --> 00:13:38,983 - FOR THE NEXT WEEK. 351 00:13:38,985 --> 00:13:41,218 - THANK YOU. THANK YOU. 352 00:13:41,220 --> 00:13:42,553 - WHAT? 353 00:13:42,555 --> 00:13:45,556 [mid-tempo rock music] 354 00:13:45,558 --> 00:13:49,226 ♪ ♪ 355 00:13:50,297 --> 00:13:51,929 - THIS ONE'S GREAT. 356 00:13:51,931 --> 00:13:53,798 YOU CAN REALLY FEEL THE PAIN. 357 00:13:53,800 --> 00:13:56,801 BUT AREN'T THERE SUPPOSED TO BE SPOTTERS AT THE TRAMPOLINE? 358 00:13:56,803 --> 00:13:58,803 - WELL, I DON'T THINK EVEN SPOTTERS 359 00:13:58,805 --> 00:14:00,438 COULD'VE STOPPED THAT FALL. 360 00:14:00,440 --> 00:14:02,106 ANYWAY, SHE'S FINE. 361 00:14:02,108 --> 00:14:04,074 IN FACT, SHE FELL OFF THE UNEVEN BARS TODAY, 362 00:14:04,076 --> 00:14:06,477 SO IT WAS CLEARLY HER OWN FAULT. 363 00:14:06,479 --> 00:14:08,546 UH-OH. THE ANGRY VILLAGERS. 364 00:14:08,548 --> 00:14:11,449 - WE WANT OUR RIGHTFUL YEARBOOK PAGES. 365 00:14:11,451 --> 00:14:13,751 - IT'S NOT FAIR THAT A COUPLE OF OUTSIDERS 366 00:14:13,753 --> 00:14:16,087 ARE DICTATING THE WAY YEARBOOK IS DONE. 367 00:14:16,089 --> 00:14:20,091 - HEY, THESE TWO OUTSIDERS MADE A GOOD SUGGESTION. 368 00:14:20,093 --> 00:14:23,594 AND IF IT'S A GOOD SUGGESTION, WHO CARES IF IT'S FAIR? 369 00:14:23,596 --> 00:14:25,496 - STAND YOUR GROUND. 370 00:14:25,498 --> 00:14:27,264 THEY CAN'T MAKE US GO. 371 00:14:27,266 --> 00:14:30,334 - HEY, EVERYBODY, WHY DON'T WE POSTPONE THE SHOWDOWN 372 00:14:30,336 --> 00:14:33,704 UNTIL AFTER THE SALE AT CASHMAN'S? 373 00:14:36,008 --> 00:14:37,341 - NOT SO FAST. 374 00:14:37,343 --> 00:14:39,844 I'M NOT LEAVING TILL I GET RESULTS. 375 00:14:39,846 --> 00:14:42,280 - SHALL WE SETTLE IT WITH A GRIP CONTEST? 376 00:14:42,282 --> 00:14:44,983 - WHAT'S THAT? OW! 377 00:14:44,985 --> 00:14:46,317 THE GEEK'S HURTING ME. 378 00:14:46,319 --> 00:14:47,985 UH, OH, OW! 379 00:14:47,987 --> 00:14:50,254 - BABE! ARE YOU ALL RIGHT? 380 00:14:50,256 --> 00:14:52,823 - THAT'S IT. I'M TALKING TO THE UNION. 381 00:14:52,825 --> 00:14:54,392 NEXT YEAR, CHESS CLUB. 382 00:14:54,394 --> 00:14:56,227 - THAT WAS A GOOD TRICK. 383 00:14:56,229 --> 00:14:57,995 - ISOMETRIC EXERCISES. 384 00:14:57,997 --> 00:15:00,064 I'VE BEEN DOING THEM SINCE AGE TEN. 385 00:15:00,066 --> 00:15:01,999 - TED, I'VE BEEN THINKING. 386 00:15:02,001 --> 00:15:04,368 CAN WE BEND OUR YEARBOOK-ONLY POLICY 387 00:15:04,370 --> 00:15:06,337 AND MAYBE GO OUT FOR SOME PIZZA? 388 00:15:06,339 --> 00:15:08,572 - PIZZA SOUNDS GREAT. - REALLY? 389 00:15:08,574 --> 00:15:11,075 - "PIZZA." WHAT'S IT MEAN? 390 00:15:11,077 --> 00:15:13,077 I HATE TO SAY IT, 391 00:15:13,079 --> 00:15:16,180 BUT I THINK I ENJOY THIS PROCESSED CHEESE. 392 00:15:16,182 --> 00:15:18,416 WHAT KIND OF PROCESS DO THEY USE? 393 00:15:18,418 --> 00:15:19,683 - IT'S A SUGARLESS VERSION 394 00:15:19,685 --> 00:15:21,519 OF THE ONE FOR DING DONGS AND HOHOS. 395 00:15:21,521 --> 00:15:24,421 - [chuckles] DING DONGS AND HOHOS. 396 00:15:24,423 --> 00:15:26,156 YOU'RE CRAZY. 397 00:15:26,158 --> 00:15:28,025 I THINK THAT'S KIND OF WHY I LIKE YOU. 398 00:15:28,027 --> 00:15:31,663 - I LIKE YOU TOO. THAT'S WHAT'S REALLY CRAZY. 399 00:15:33,066 --> 00:15:34,432 - ANYWAY... - SO HOHOS... 400 00:15:34,434 --> 00:15:36,467 SO TELL ME ABOUT 'EM. ARE THEY NAMED AFTER SANTA? 401 00:15:36,469 --> 00:15:38,202 [both talking at once] 402 00:15:41,341 --> 00:15:43,407 - AH, MS. BARCH. 403 00:15:43,409 --> 00:15:45,977 - I UNDERSTAND YOU'RE CUTTING THE CLUB PICTURES 404 00:15:45,979 --> 00:15:47,411 OUT OF THE YEARBOOK. 405 00:15:47,413 --> 00:15:49,680 - WE'VE DECIDED TO SHIFT THE EMPHASIS AWAY FROM... 406 00:15:49,682 --> 00:15:50,848 - OH, SAVE IT. 407 00:15:50,850 --> 00:15:52,483 DO YOU KNOW WHO THE FACULTY ADVISOR 408 00:15:52,485 --> 00:15:53,718 TO THE SCIENCE CLUB IS? 409 00:15:53,720 --> 00:15:54,952 - UH... 410 00:15:54,954 --> 00:15:57,187 - THE SAME PERSON WHO SPONSORS 411 00:15:57,189 --> 00:16:00,057 THE "TAKE BACK THE NIGHT" LAWNDALE HIGH SCHOOL 412 00:16:00,059 --> 00:16:02,593 WOMEN'S SELF-DEFENSE CLUB. 413 00:16:02,595 --> 00:16:04,628 HUH-HAH! - [groans] 414 00:16:04,630 --> 00:16:07,498 - BACK! - [yelps] 415 00:16:07,500 --> 00:16:10,468 - SO WHAT DO DEGENERATE OUTSIDERS LIKE US 416 00:16:10,470 --> 00:16:12,003 DO AFTER PIZZA? 417 00:16:12,005 --> 00:16:14,972 - I THOUGHT MAYBE WE COULD PLAY SOME VIDEO GAMES AT THE ARCADE. 418 00:16:14,974 --> 00:16:16,507 - OH, NO, I DON'T THINK SO. 419 00:16:16,509 --> 00:16:18,909 GUM IS ONE THING, BUT-- - THEY'RE HARMLESS. 420 00:16:18,911 --> 00:16:21,512 BESIDES, IF YOU'RE DRAFTED, YOU NEED TO KNOW ABOUT THEM. 421 00:16:21,514 --> 00:16:24,015 - I GUESS I AM A LITTLE CURIOUS. 422 00:16:27,620 --> 00:16:28,786 - COME ON, DUDES. 423 00:16:28,788 --> 00:16:30,621 LET'S GET OVER THERE. - WHY? 424 00:16:30,623 --> 00:16:33,924 - SO WE CAN HASSLE THAT CHICK DARCY AND HER DATE. 425 00:16:33,926 --> 00:16:35,326 - WHY? 426 00:16:35,328 --> 00:16:37,628 - I CAN'T REMEMBER, BUT I THINK IT'S IMPORTANT. 427 00:16:42,402 --> 00:16:44,469 - WHAT DO YOU WANT: CASTLE SCENARIO, 428 00:16:44,471 --> 00:16:47,138 UNDERWATER PARADISE, FUTURISTIC DYSTOPIA? 429 00:16:47,140 --> 00:16:49,474 - I GUESS THE CASTLE ONE. 430 00:16:49,476 --> 00:16:52,009 - OKEYDOKE, BOSS. 431 00:16:55,582 --> 00:16:58,149 - DARIA? - IT'S TOO MUCH, RIGHT? 432 00:16:58,151 --> 00:16:59,950 I FEEL A LITTLE SICK MYSELF. 433 00:16:59,952 --> 00:17:03,154 - IT'S NOT REALLY REPRESENTATIVE OF MEDIEVAL SOCIETY, 434 00:17:03,156 --> 00:17:04,788 BUT I HAVE TO SAY 435 00:17:04,790 --> 00:17:09,327 THIS IS THE COOLEST THING I'VE EVER SEEN IN MY LIFE. 436 00:17:11,197 --> 00:17:13,564 - THOSE ARE SOME FRIENDS OF OURS. 437 00:17:13,566 --> 00:17:15,166 CAN WE JOIN IN? 438 00:17:15,168 --> 00:17:17,134 - THE ROYAL THRONE. 439 00:17:17,136 --> 00:17:19,336 - GOOD, I NEED TO SIT DOWN. 440 00:17:19,338 --> 00:17:21,773 - NOT SO FAST, WEIRDOES. 441 00:17:21,775 --> 00:17:23,107 - ROBERT? 442 00:17:23,109 --> 00:17:26,110 - THAT'S SIR ROBERT, DARCY. 443 00:17:26,112 --> 00:17:27,344 - DARIA. 444 00:17:27,346 --> 00:17:29,280 - HYAH! 445 00:17:32,118 --> 00:17:33,651 - TED, WOW. 446 00:17:33,653 --> 00:17:36,520 - I TAUGHT MYSELF FROM AN 11TH-CENTURY MANUSCRIPT 447 00:17:36,522 --> 00:17:38,455 ON SWORDPLAY. 448 00:17:41,861 --> 00:17:43,594 IT'S EASY. - NO WAY. 449 00:17:43,596 --> 00:17:45,329 I'M NOT GOING OUT LIKE THIS. 450 00:17:45,331 --> 00:17:46,864 COME ON. 451 00:17:46,866 --> 00:17:49,300 - LET'S GO, DARIA. WE CAN CATCH THEM. 452 00:17:49,302 --> 00:17:51,568 - THIS IS REALLY MAKING ME NAUSEOUS. 453 00:17:51,570 --> 00:17:53,704 YOU GO AHEAD. 454 00:17:53,706 --> 00:17:55,806 [sighs] 455 00:18:08,721 --> 00:18:10,621 TED, THEY'RE GONNA CLOSE UP PRETTY SOON. 456 00:18:10,623 --> 00:18:12,557 - THEY'LL HAVE TO PULL THE PLUG THEN. 457 00:18:12,559 --> 00:18:15,659 WE STILL HAVE A LOT OF FIGHT LEFT, RIGHT, MEN? 458 00:18:15,661 --> 00:18:17,562 all: AYE! 459 00:18:17,564 --> 00:18:20,831 [boys all making fighting sounds] 460 00:18:22,502 --> 00:18:24,434 - IT'S MY OWN FAULT. 461 00:18:24,436 --> 00:18:26,436 HE DIDN'T EVEN WANT TO GO TO THE ARCADE. 462 00:18:26,438 --> 00:18:29,339 - I TOLD YOU: FIRST DATE, STICK TO VANDALISM AND LOITERING. 463 00:18:29,341 --> 00:18:31,408 BUT YOU ALWAYS HAVE TO BE DIFFERENT. 464 00:18:31,410 --> 00:18:32,710 - HEADS UP. 465 00:18:32,712 --> 00:18:35,513 - WHAT YOU WANT TO DO IS TAKE THE STRAIN OFF YOUR WRIST 466 00:18:35,515 --> 00:18:38,216 AND USE MORE OF YOUR ELBOW, LIKE THIS. 467 00:18:38,218 --> 00:18:41,419 - OH, YEAH. YOU GOTTA SHOW ME ON THE MACHINE. 468 00:18:41,421 --> 00:18:43,521 MAYBE AFTER SCHOOL? - OKAY. 469 00:18:43,523 --> 00:18:46,624 YOU DON'T KNOW WHERE WE MIGHT OBTAIN SOME GUM, DO YOU? 470 00:18:46,626 --> 00:18:48,960 - BOYS PLAYING WITH SWORDS. 471 00:18:48,962 --> 00:18:51,528 I THINK THAT PROBABLY HAS SOME SIGNIFICANCE. 472 00:18:51,530 --> 00:18:53,965 - OH, WELL, AT LEAST WE'RE STILL FIGHTING 473 00:18:53,967 --> 00:18:55,600 THE GOOD FIGHT AT YEARBOOK. 474 00:18:55,602 --> 00:18:57,367 I'LL SEE YOU LATER. 475 00:19:00,507 --> 00:19:03,007 - AH, DARIA, I HAVE SOME BAD NEWS 476 00:19:03,009 --> 00:19:05,943 ABOUT THOSE PAGES WE TOOK FROM SPORTS AND CLUBS. 477 00:19:05,945 --> 00:19:07,211 DOH! WOMAN! 478 00:19:10,950 --> 00:19:13,617 - I HAVE TO TELL YOU SOMETHING. - YOU JOINED THE CULT? 479 00:19:13,619 --> 00:19:16,854 - THERE'S NO CULT. I HAD TO RESIGN FROM YEARBOOK. 480 00:19:16,856 --> 00:19:19,289 IT WAS A QUESTION OF ETHICS. - AGAIN? 481 00:19:19,291 --> 00:19:21,258 - DON'T WORRY. SHE WAS ON STAFF FOR A WEEK. 482 00:19:21,260 --> 00:19:23,393 SHE CAN STILL PUT IT ON HER COLLEGE APPLICATION. 483 00:19:23,395 --> 00:19:25,863 - NO QUESTIONS ABOUT ETHICS HERE. 484 00:19:25,865 --> 00:19:27,832 SO THEN I CAN KEEP THE WEB PAGE STUFF? 485 00:19:27,834 --> 00:19:29,466 - ACTUALLY, WE GAVE IT TO QUINN. 486 00:19:29,468 --> 00:19:32,470 - QUINN? DID SHE REMOVE THE SHRINK-WRAP? 487 00:19:32,472 --> 00:19:34,405 [computer beeps] 488 00:19:34,407 --> 00:19:36,407 I DON'T BELIEVE IT. 489 00:19:36,409 --> 00:19:39,209 YOU DID THIS YOURSELF? - OF COURSE NOT. 490 00:19:39,211 --> 00:19:41,178 I HAD ONE OF THE CUTER TECHNICAL TYPES 491 00:19:41,180 --> 00:19:42,813 FROM SCHOOL SET IT UP FOR ME. 492 00:19:42,815 --> 00:19:44,148 - I HAD TO ASK. 493 00:19:44,150 --> 00:19:47,218 - OH, SORRY IT DIDN'T WORK OUT WITH THAT TED GUY. 494 00:19:47,220 --> 00:19:49,019 ISN'T FUNNY THAT NOW IT TURNS OUT 495 00:19:49,021 --> 00:19:51,255 HE'S ALMOST SORT OF COOL AND INTERESTING? 496 00:19:51,257 --> 00:19:53,057 - YEAH. HILARIOUS. 497 00:19:53,059 --> 00:19:54,558 - HEY, CHECK IT OUT. 498 00:19:54,560 --> 00:19:58,595 MY WEB PAGE HAS HAD 2,500 HITS IN JUST THE LAST THREE HOURS. 499 00:19:58,597 --> 00:20:00,931 - REALLY? I CAN BEAT THAT. 500 00:20:00,933 --> 00:20:02,933 - YOU DON'T EVEN HAVE A WEB PAGE. 501 00:20:02,935 --> 00:20:06,237 - NO, BUT I CAN HIT. - OH! 502 00:20:06,239 --> 00:20:07,771 [punches landing] OW! OW! 503 00:20:07,773 --> 00:20:10,941 MOM! DAD! HELP! 504 00:20:10,943 --> 00:20:13,210 - ♪ LA-LA, LA, LA-LA ♪ 505 00:20:13,212 --> 00:20:21,151 ♪ ♪ 506 00:20:25,825 --> 00:20:27,825 ♪ LA, LA, LA ♪ 507 00:20:27,827 --> 00:20:30,694 ♪ ♪ 508 00:20:30,696 --> 00:20:32,563 ♪ LA, LA, LA ♪ 509 00:20:32,565 --> 00:20:35,566 ♪ ♪ 510 00:20:35,568 --> 00:20:37,467 ♪ LA, LA, LA ♪ 511 00:20:37,469 --> 00:20:47,277 ♪ ♪ 512 00:20:47,279 --> 00:20:50,548 ♪ LA-LA, LA, LA-LA ♪ 513 00:20:50,550 --> 00:20:53,483 Captioning by CaptionMax www.captionmax.com