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- ♪ LA-LA, LA, LA-LA ♪
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♪ LA-LA, LA, LA-LA ♪
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[bell rings]
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- MACK, MAKE THAT,
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"BOYS ARE THE SCOURGE
OF THE EARTH."
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- THE TELLTALE HEART?
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I LOVE ROMANCE NOVELS!
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- YEAH, NOTHING SAYS "BE MINE"
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LIKE A POUNDING HEART
BENEATH A FLOORBOARD.
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- ATTENTION, YOUNG PEOPLE.
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I HAVE AN EXCITING ANNOUNCEMENT.
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GROVE HILLS, THE SCHOOL FOR
GIFTED AND OUTSTANDING STUDENTS,
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HAS ISSUED INVITATIONS
TO SEVERAL OF OUR STUDENTS
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TO VISIT ITS CAMPUS.
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AND AMONG THOSE SO HONORED ARE:
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MS. MORGENDORFFER
AND MS. LANDON.
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[claps]
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- I KNEW THOSE STRAIGHT Cs
IN MATH WOULD PAY OFF SOME DAY.
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- GAH!
DAMN PLATE!
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HEY, MOM TOLD ME
ABOUT GROVE HILLS.
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THAT'S GREAT, KIDDO!
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- YEAH.
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I'M TIRED OF BEING AT A SCHOOL
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WHERE THE KIDS JUST THINK
THEY'RE COOLER THAN ME.
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I WANT TO GO TO ONE
WHERE THEY THINK
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THEY'RE SMARTER THAN ME ALSO.
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- DARIA, I'M SO PROUD OF YOU,
HONEY.
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GROVE HILLS.
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THE FRIENDS YOU MAKE THERE
COULD REALLY LAUNCH YOUR CAREER.
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- AND WHY STUDY
WHEN YOU CAN NETWORK?
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- IT'S JUST A VISIT, DARIA.
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- THAT'S WHAT THEY TOLD J.F.K.
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- I'LL PAY YOU $20.
- $100.
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- HEY! HOW COME
YOU NEVER OFFER ME A BRIBE?
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- BECAUSE WE WORK TOGETHER
AS A TEAM.
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NOW, LET ME HANDLE THIS.
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- DARN IT.
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- IF I GIVE YOU $20,
WILL YOU LET ME HANDLE THIS?
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- $100.
- $40.
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- $60.
- $50.
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- DONE.
- $50?
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- DONE.
- THEN IT'S SETTLED.
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WE'RE GOING TO GROVE HILLS
THIS WEEKEND.
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- THAT PLACE WHERE THEY FENCE IN
ALL THE GEEKS?
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WHY DO I HAVE TO GO?
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THAT'S NOT FAIR!
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- QUINN, I'M AFRAID
SIBLINGS AREN'T INVITED.
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YOU'RE STAYING HOME.
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- YOU MEAN THE WHOLE FAMILY
GETS TO GO WITHOUT ME?
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THAT'S NOT FAIR!
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- OH, HERE.
- HEY!
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- DON'T WORRY,
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I'LL TAKE GOOD CARE OF THE HOUSE
WHILE YOU'RE GONE.
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- YOU MEAN LIKE LAST TIME,
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WHEN YOU HAD THAT KEG PARTY AND
JEFFY THREW UP IN MOM'S CLOSET?
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- HE DID NOT.
IT WAS JEROME.
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- I DON'T LIKE THE IDEA OF
YOU STAYING HERE ALONE, ANYWAY.
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- WHY?
I'M NOT AFRAID.
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- YEAH.
WHY SHOULD YOU BE AFRAID?
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OF MASS MURDERERS,
SERIAL KILLERS,
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TORTURERS, CANNIBALS...
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PUPPY KICKERS?
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- MOM!
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- MAYBE YOU CAN STAY AT SANDI'S,
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EVEN IF I HAVE TO CALL
THAT WITCH, LINDA.
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LINDA, HOW ARE YOU?
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- WELL, I JUST MADE 120% OF MY
TARGET PROJECTION FOR THIS YEAR,
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EARNING ME A BONUS
AND AN INCENTIVE CHECK,
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SO I'M PRETTY DAMN GOOD.
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HOW ARE YOU?
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- UM, I'M HAVING
A GOOD YEAR TOO.
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YES, A VERY GOOD YEAR.
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YES.
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UH, THANK YOU SO MUCH
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FOR LETTING QUINN STAY
WITH YOU THIS WEEKEND.
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NOW, SHE SOMETIMES NEEDS
A LITTLE SUPERVISION...
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- DON'T WORRY.
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I'VE GOT FIRM GROUND RULES.
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FIRST AND FOREMOST: NO BOYS.
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- N-O, NO.
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- SANDI HAS TO BEAT THEM OFF
WITH A STICK.
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WHO AM I KIDDING?
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I HAD THE SAME PROBLEM
AT HER AGE.
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- SO RICKY AND THE GUYS WILL BE
WAITING FOR US AT TOWER POINT.
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- "WEAR SMUDGE-PROOF LIPSTICK."
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- I'VE ALREADY HIDDEN
THE KEYS TO THE CAR
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IN CASE SANDI GETS ANY IDEAS.
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- YOU KNOW, I USED TO HAVE TO
BEAT THEM OFF WITH A STICK TOO.
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- I MADE A COPY OF THE KEYS
TO THE CAR.
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- "BRING SCARF
TO AVOID CONVERTIBLE HAIR."
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- AND LIGHTS OUT BY 11:00.
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- DID YOU HEAR THAT?
ABOUT THE STICK?
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- THEN, AFTER MY MOTHER
CHECKS ON US AT 11:00,
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WE CLIMB OUT MY WINDOW,
GRAB THE CAR,
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AND MEET THE GUYS.
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- BOY, SANDI,
YOU'VE THOUGHT OF EVERYTHING.
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NO WONDER YOU'RE PRESIDENT
OF THE FASHION CLUB.
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- MY, LINDA,
YOU'VE THOUGHT OF EVERYTHING.
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NO WONDER YOU'RE ON THE BOARD
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OF THE LAWNDALE
BUSINESSWOMAN'S ALLIANCE.
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- THANKS FOR THE RIDE.
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MY PARENTS WILL MEET US UP THERE
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AFTER THE NEW MEMBERS' BRUNCH
AT THEIR CLUB.
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MY FATHER'S BEEN ON THE
WAITING LIST FOR THREE YEARS.
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- REMEMBER, NO MATTER
WHAT HAPPENS ON THIS RIDE,
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YOU'VE ALREADY WAIVED YOUR RIGHT
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TO SUE ME FOR CONFINING YOU
WITH LUNATICS.
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- SO, JODIE,
DO YOU BELONG TO ANY CLUBS?
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- YOU DON'T HAVE TO ANSWER THAT.
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- I'M PRESIDENT
OF THE FRENCH CLUB,
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VICE PRESIDENT
OF STUDENT COUNCIL,
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EDITOR OF YEARBOOK,
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AND I'M ALSO ON THE TENNIS TEAM.
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- DARIA, WHY AREN'T YOU
ON THE TENNIS TEAM?
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- BECAUSE IT'S CLASSIFIED
AS A SPORT.
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- SPEAKING OF SPORTS, JODIE,
DO YOU KNOW KEVIN THOMPSON?
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HE AND DARIA DID
A SCIENCE PROJECT TOGETHER.
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- OH, SURE; KEVIN'S GREAT...
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AT SMASHING BEER CANS
WITH HIS HEAD.
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- I DON'T KNOW
WHY DARIA DOESN'T HANG AROUND
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WITH HIM AND HIS GANG MORE.
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- FOR THE SAME REASON
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I DON'T SLEEP
WITH MY HEAD PACKED IN ICE.
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- SO, JODIE, GOT A FELLA?
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- YEAH, HIS NAME'S MICHAEL,
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BUT EVERYONE CALLS HIM MACK.
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- WOW!
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- SHOULD WE GO
TO THE MAIN BUILDING
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OR JUST APPLY FOR JOBS
IN THE STABLES?
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- SO I TOLD PETER,
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"LOOK, I DON'T CARE
HOW MANY TIMES YOU ASK ME OUT.
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YOU'RE NOT MY TYPE."
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- I KNOW.
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I DON'T KNOW HOW MANY TIMES
HE'S ASKED ME OUT.
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- THAT'S WHAT I JUST SAID.
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- NO, YOU SAID YOU DON'T CARE
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HOW MANY TIMES
HE'S ASKED YOU OUT.
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- WELL, I MEANT--
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- OH, LOOK, QUINN.
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SHE'S WEARING SANDALS
LIKE YOURS.
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IS THIS A RERUN?
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- I DON'T THINK SO.
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CAN I GET YOU A DIET SODA?
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- NO, THANKS,
BUT HELP YOURSELF TO THE GRAPES.
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I HEAR THEY'RE GOOD
FOR BREAKOUTS.
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- HEY, SIS, WHAT YOU WATCHING?
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- TURN IT BACK.
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OW! YOU LITTLE GEEK.
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- HEY, WHAT HAPPENED
TO FASHION VISION?
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- OH, SORRY, QUINN.
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UM, YOU WANT
A PEANUT BUTTER LOG?
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- NEED A SMOOTHER GLASS?
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- SHOULD I FLUFF YOUR SHOELACES?
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- WELL, LET'S SEE--
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- IF YOU GUYS
LIKE QUINN SO MUCH,
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MAYBE YOU SHOULD ADOPT HER
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AND I CAN GO LIVE
WITH THE MORGENDORFFERS.
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- COOL.
- I'LL HELP YOU PACK.
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- QUINN, IT'S GETTING
KIND OF CROWDED IN HERE.
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MAYBE TIFFANY HAS MORE ROOM.
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- WHAT DO YOU MEAN, SANDI?
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- HELLO, WELCOME TO GROVE HILLS.
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I'M MARINA.
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- I'M JODIE.
- DARIA.
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- JODIE, DARIA.
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I'D LIKE YOU TO MEET LARA,
GRAHAM, AND CASSIDY.
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- WHAT'S UP?
- HI, NICE TO MEET YOU.
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- LARA, WHY DON'T YOU
FILL JODIE AND DARIA IN
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ON THE MANY ADVANTAGES
OF A GROVE HILLS EDUCATION?
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- WELL, NUMBER ONE:
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YOU ONLY HAVE TO PUT UP
WITH SHRILL RECRUITERS
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AT PHONY FUNCTIONS LIKE THIS.
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- UM, EXCUSE ME.
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- AND YOU'RE NOT SURROUNDED
BY NEARLY AS MANY STUPID PEOPLE
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AS YOU WOULD BE AT HOME.
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- STARTING WITH YOUR PARENTS.
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[laughter]
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- MAYBE THIS PLACE ISN'T SO BAD.
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- ♪ EXCUSE YOU ♪
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♪ EXCUSE ME ♪
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- AT GROVE HILLS,
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YOU CAN CONTEMPLATE PROUST
IN OUR SPACIOUS DORM ROOMS,
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ENGAGE IN CONVERSATIONAL LATIN
OVER A DELICIOUS MEAL...
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- DUMP BODIES INTO THE RIVER
FROM OUR SCENIC BELL TOWER.
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- [laughs]
- SHH!
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- SO ALL ABOARD TO GROVE HILLS,
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YOUR FIRST STATION
ON THE TRACK TO WISDOM.
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- I HOPE EVERYONE ENJOYED
OUR LITTLE FILM.
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- OH, YES.
- UH-HUH, UH-HUH.
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- GREAT.
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I THINK A SUPER WAY TO START
THIS MEET-AND-GREET SESSION
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WOULD BE TO TELL A LITTLE
ABOUT OUR GOALS IN LIFE.
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WHO'D LIKE TO START?
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- WELL, SOMEDAY I'D LIKE TO OWN
MY OWN BUSINESS,
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MAYBE A CONSULTING FIRM GEARED
TOWARD MINORITY START-UPS.
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- EXCELLENT!
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- DARIA, WHAT ABOUT YOUR GOAL?
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- UM, I DON'T HAVE ANY.
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- OH, COME, DARIA.
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YOU MUST HAVE SOME GOAL.
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- MY GOAL IS NOT TO WAKE UP AT
40 WITH THE BITTER REALIZATION
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THAT I'VE WASTED MY LIFE
IN A JOB I HATE
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BECAUSE I WAS FORCED TO
DECIDE ON A CAREER IN MY TEENS.
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- [giggles]
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- WELCOME TO THE HALLOWED HALLS
OF GROVE HILLS.
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DO YOU THINK IT'S A COINCIDENCE
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THAT THE RICH AND POWERFUL
ALL SEEM TO KNOW EACH OTHER?
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THINK AGAIN.
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THEY MET AT SCHOOL.
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DON'T LET YOUR GIFTED PROGENY
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DROWN IN THE PUBLIC
SCHOOL SYSTEM.
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AFTER ALL,
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WOULD YOU RATHER
THEY GET AN EARLY ACCEPTANCE
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TO THE IVY LEAGUE
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OR STAGNATE AT SOME
THIRD-RATE COLLEGE?
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- HUH?
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HEY, THE OLD ALMA MATER!
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- YOU MUST BE JODIE'S PARENTS.
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- WHY DO YOU SAY THAT?
- UM...
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- ANDREW LANDON.
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MY WIFE, MICHELE.
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- HEY, ANDREW!
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SAW YOU PARKING
YOUR JAG OUT THERE.
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- A LITTLE GIFT I BOUGHT MYSELF
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AFTER HITTING THE BIG FIGURES
WITH MY FOLDING COFFEE CUP.
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THE KEY WAS FINDING A WAY
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TO KEEP THE DAMN CREASES
FROM LEAKING.
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- YOU KNOW,
I CAME UP WITH THE IDEA
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FOR THE SUCTION-POWERED
NAIL CLIPPER,
230
00:08:40,120 --> 00:08:43,188
BUT THEN SOMEBODY
BEAT ME TO THE PUNCH.
231
00:08:43,190 --> 00:08:44,689
- MY BOY, EVAN.
232
00:08:44,691 --> 00:08:46,224
A LINEBACKER, HUH?
233
00:08:46,226 --> 00:08:50,595
NOT THAT I DON'T LOVE MY GIRLS,
BUT EVAN, HE'S MY SON.
234
00:08:50,597 --> 00:08:52,530
- JODIE TOLD US ALL ABOUT YOU
235
00:08:52,532 --> 00:08:55,700
WALKING AWAY FROM
A SENIOR VICE PRESIDENCY
236
00:08:55,702 --> 00:08:58,402
AT U.S. WORLD TO HAVE A BABY.
237
00:08:58,404 --> 00:08:59,871
THAT TOOK GUTS.
238
00:08:59,873 --> 00:09:00,972
A LOT OF WOMEN...
239
00:09:00,974 --> 00:09:02,440
- ALL RIGHT,
SO EVAN WASN'T PLANNED,
240
00:09:02,442 --> 00:09:03,908
BUT I'M OKAY WITH IT.
241
00:09:03,910 --> 00:09:06,811
- MAYBE I COULD TALK HELEN
INTO HAVING A BOY.
242
00:09:06,813 --> 00:09:09,881
- MAYBE I COULD TALK YOU
INTO LETTING ME KEEP THE HOUSE.
243
00:09:12,452 --> 00:09:16,420
- DOES THIS PICTURE MAKE MY NOSE
LOOK TOO CLOSE TO MY MOUTH?
244
00:09:16,422 --> 00:09:19,090
- NO, THEY'RE A COMFORTABLE
DISTANCE APART.
245
00:09:19,092 --> 00:09:20,658
- HOW ABOUT MY TEETH?
246
00:09:20,660 --> 00:09:23,428
THE FRONT ONES
AREN'T TOO WHITE, ARE THEY?
247
00:09:23,430 --> 00:09:27,164
- NO, THEY HAVE JUST
THE RIGHT AMOUNT OF WHITENESS.
248
00:09:27,166 --> 00:09:29,066
CAN WE GO TO CASHMAN'S NOW?
249
00:09:31,538 --> 00:09:33,137
- DOES THIS MAKE ME LOOK FAT?
250
00:09:33,139 --> 00:09:34,205
- NO WAY.
251
00:09:37,343 --> 00:09:39,644
- DOES THIS MAKE ME LOOK FAT?
252
00:09:39,646 --> 00:09:41,046
- NO.
253
00:09:41,048 --> 00:09:42,480
- DOES THIS MAKE ME LOOK FAT?
254
00:09:42,482 --> 00:09:45,016
- YOU'RE NOT FREAKING FAT, OKAY?
255
00:09:49,489 --> 00:09:52,824
- NOW, I CAN'T TELL YOU
HOW MUCH I LIKE JODIE.
256
00:09:52,826 --> 00:09:55,126
I JUST WISH
DARIA WERE AS POPULAR.
257
00:09:55,128 --> 00:09:56,360
- WELL...
258
00:09:56,362 --> 00:09:58,129
- I MEAN, IF JODIE
CAN MAKE FRIENDS SO EASILY,
259
00:09:58,131 --> 00:09:59,397
WHY CAN'T DARIA?
260
00:09:59,399 --> 00:10:01,733
- WHY SHOULD JODIE HAVE
ANY PROBLEMS MAKING FRIENDS?
261
00:10:01,735 --> 00:10:06,804
- WELL, THERE'S NOT A LOT
OF DIVERSITY AT LAWNDALE.
262
00:10:06,806 --> 00:10:08,840
A FEW PEOPLE CAN BE
NARROW-MINDED
263
00:10:08,842 --> 00:10:11,275
AND NOT ALWAYS ACCEPT--
RIGHT AWAY--
264
00:10:11,277 --> 00:10:12,877
PEOPLE FROM
DIFFERENT BACKGROUNDS.
265
00:10:12,879 --> 00:10:16,381
- HOW IS JODIE'S BACKGROUND
ANY DIFFERENT FROM DARIA'S?
266
00:10:16,383 --> 00:10:19,584
- ABSOLUTELY RIGHT.
267
00:10:19,586 --> 00:10:22,220
EXCUSE ME
WHILE I USE THE LADIES' ROOM.
268
00:10:22,222 --> 00:10:24,355
- YOU KNOW WHAT RILES ME,
JAKE-O?
269
00:10:24,357 --> 00:10:25,990
THOSE DAMN WELFARE CHEATS.
270
00:10:25,992 --> 00:10:26,992
- OH, WELL, I DON'T--
271
00:10:26,994 --> 00:10:28,793
- THANK GOD
FOR CREATIVE ACCOUNTING,
272
00:10:28,795 --> 00:10:30,629
OR I'D BE SPENDING HALF MY NET
273
00:10:30,631 --> 00:10:32,263
SUPPORTING THOSE COUCH POTATOES.
274
00:10:32,265 --> 00:10:33,464
- YES, BUT--
275
00:10:33,466 --> 00:10:35,667
- IT'S BECAUSE OF
THOSE LOUSY CHEATS
276
00:10:35,669 --> 00:10:39,537
THAT AMERICAN COMPANIES END UP
USING CHILD LABOR.
277
00:10:39,539 --> 00:10:41,839
- YEAH, DAMN WELFARE CHEATS!
278
00:10:41,841 --> 00:10:42,874
- NOW, JAKE.
279
00:10:42,876 --> 00:10:44,075
A LOT OF HARD-WORKING PEOPLE
280
00:10:44,077 --> 00:10:46,645
JUST NEED A LITTLE HELP
NOW AND THEN.
281
00:10:46,647 --> 00:10:48,880
THERE'S NOTHING WRONG
WITH THAT, RIGHT, MICHELE?
282
00:10:48,882 --> 00:10:51,082
- WHAT MAKES YOU THINK
I'M IN FAVOR OF WELFARE?
283
00:10:54,554 --> 00:10:57,121
- I'M SO GLAD
YOU'RE STAYING HERE, QUINN.
284
00:10:57,123 --> 00:10:58,456
- YEAH, ME TOO.
285
00:10:58,458 --> 00:11:00,057
- DON'T TELL ANYBODY THIS,
286
00:11:00,059 --> 00:11:03,161
BUT I LIKE YOU BEST OUT OF
EVERYONE IN THE FASHION CLUB.
287
00:11:03,163 --> 00:11:05,596
- UM, THAT'S NICE, STACY.
288
00:11:05,598 --> 00:11:08,232
GOD! LOOK AT BRIDGETT
IN THAT SLIP DRESS.
289
00:11:08,234 --> 00:11:09,567
- SLIP DRESS?
290
00:11:09,569 --> 00:11:12,537
IN FACT, I'D SAY
YOU'RE MY FIRST-BEST FRIEND,
291
00:11:12,539 --> 00:11:14,105
AND TIFFANY'S
MY SECOND-BEST FRIEND,
292
00:11:14,107 --> 00:11:15,640
SANDI'S MY THIRD-BEST FRIEND,
293
00:11:15,642 --> 00:11:19,043
ALTHOUGH SOMETIMES TIFFANY'S
THIRD AND SANDI'S SECOND.
294
00:11:19,045 --> 00:11:20,945
BUT YOU'RE ALWAYS FIRST.
295
00:11:20,947 --> 00:11:23,581
- UM, OKAY.
WHATEVER.
296
00:11:23,583 --> 00:11:25,850
- QUINN, WHO DO YOU LIKE BEST?
297
00:11:25,852 --> 00:11:27,117
- STACY!
298
00:11:27,119 --> 00:11:29,453
I'M TRYING TO READ
THIS ARTICLE ON EYELASHES.
299
00:11:29,455 --> 00:11:31,055
- OH, RIGHT.
SORRY.
300
00:11:31,057 --> 00:11:35,126
- UGH, I CAN'T BELIEVE
SHE'S WEARING IT!
301
00:11:35,128 --> 00:11:38,128
SLIP DRESSES ARE SO OVER!
302
00:11:38,130 --> 00:11:41,699
- YEAH, SLIP DRESSES
ARE SO OVER.
303
00:11:41,701 --> 00:11:43,167
SO, QUINN, WANT TO GO
TO A MOVIE?
304
00:11:43,169 --> 00:11:44,903
- SURE.
WHAT DO YOU WANT TO SEE?
305
00:11:44,905 --> 00:11:47,505
- I DON'T KNOW,
WHATEVER YOU WANT TO SEE.
306
00:11:47,507 --> 00:11:49,273
- WHAT ARE YOU WEARING?
307
00:11:49,275 --> 00:11:50,341
- WHAT DO YOU WANT ME TO WEAR?
308
00:11:50,343 --> 00:11:51,576
- AND WHAT'S THAT?
309
00:11:51,578 --> 00:11:54,779
- I THOUGHT WE COULD COLOR
OUR HAIR THE SAME SHADE.
310
00:11:54,781 --> 00:11:58,116
- UM, I GOT TO GO.
311
00:12:01,955 --> 00:12:03,555
[lightning crackles]
312
00:12:03,557 --> 00:12:06,123
- THEY SAY HIGH SCHOOL'S
SUPPOSED TO BE
313
00:12:06,125 --> 00:12:08,292
THE HAPPIEST TIME OF YOUR LIFE.
314
00:12:08,294 --> 00:12:10,494
- ONLY IF YOUR LIFE
IS EXTREMELY SHORT.
315
00:12:10,496 --> 00:12:13,297
- EXACTLY.
YOU'RE FUNNY.
316
00:12:13,299 --> 00:12:15,900
- SEE WHAT HAPPENS
WHEN YOU GIVE PEOPLE A CHANCE?
317
00:12:15,902 --> 00:12:19,070
- OUR HAPPIEST YEARS WILL BEGIN
WHEN WE MAKE OUR FIRST MILLION.
318
00:12:19,072 --> 00:12:21,906
I CAN'T WAIT TO STROLL DOWN
THE RIVIERA
319
00:12:21,908 --> 00:12:23,942
WITH A MODEL ON EACH ARM.
320
00:12:23,944 --> 00:12:25,642
- GEE, THAT'S INTERESTING.
321
00:12:25,644 --> 00:12:27,611
I GUESS YOU CAN BE
INTELLECTUALLY GIFTED
322
00:12:27,613 --> 00:12:29,247
AND STILL BE MORALLY BANKRUPT.
323
00:12:29,249 --> 00:12:31,750
- I CERTAINLY HOPE SO.
[cackles]
324
00:12:31,752 --> 00:12:33,317
- OH, MY GOD.
325
00:12:33,319 --> 00:12:37,589
- I CAN'T BELIEVE DAVID
HAS THE NERVE TO SHOW UP.
326
00:12:37,591 --> 00:12:39,490
- WHO DOES HE THINK HE IS?
327
00:12:39,492 --> 00:12:41,693
- WHAT DID HE DO,
CHEAT ON A TEST?
328
00:12:41,695 --> 00:12:42,794
- WORSE.
329
00:12:42,796 --> 00:12:44,929
WE GOT OUR S.A.T. SCORES
BACK TODAY.
330
00:12:44,931 --> 00:12:47,098
DAVID'S WERE ONLY
IN THE 90TH PERCENTILE.
331
00:12:47,100 --> 00:12:48,266
IDIOT.
332
00:12:48,268 --> 00:12:50,401
- I JUST CAN'T HANG OUT
WITH HIM ANYMORE.
333
00:12:50,403 --> 00:12:52,437
HE'S TOO BANAL.
334
00:12:52,439 --> 00:12:54,972
- AND HE USED TO BE
SO INTERESTING.
335
00:12:54,974 --> 00:12:57,274
- THANK GOD
FOR STANDARDIZED TESTS.
336
00:12:57,276 --> 00:12:59,710
OTHERWISE YOU'D NEVER KNOW
WHO YOUR REAL FRIENDS ARE.
337
00:12:59,712 --> 00:13:04,248
- RIGHT--
I MEAN... AMUSING.
338
00:13:04,250 --> 00:13:06,985
- SEE WHAT HAPPENS
WHEN YOU GIVE PEOPLE A CHANCE?
339
00:13:06,987 --> 00:13:08,185
- DARIA...
340
00:13:08,187 --> 00:13:10,121
HEY, GUYS,
WAIT UP.
341
00:13:10,123 --> 00:13:12,023
[doorbell rings]
342
00:13:26,606 --> 00:13:29,107
- WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?
343
00:13:29,109 --> 00:13:30,441
- UM, I NEED TO USE YOUR PHONE.
344
00:13:30,443 --> 00:13:31,776
- WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOUR PHONE?
345
00:13:31,778 --> 00:13:33,611
- NOTHING.
CAN I SPEND THE NIGHT?
346
00:13:33,613 --> 00:13:34,779
- ARE YOU KIDDING?
347
00:13:34,781 --> 00:13:36,548
- MY MOTHER SAYS
I CAN'T STAY HOME ALONE.
348
00:13:36,550 --> 00:13:37,749
- I WON'T SAY A WORD.
349
00:13:37,751 --> 00:13:39,183
I'LL EVEN SPRING FOR THE KEG,
350
00:13:39,185 --> 00:13:40,985
BUT YOU HAVE TO PAY
FOR THE DRY-CLEANING.
351
00:13:40,987 --> 00:13:43,021
- IT'S TOO LAST-MINUTE
TO THROW A PARTY.
352
00:13:43,023 --> 00:13:44,823
- THEN JUST TALK ON THE PHONE
ALL NIGHT.
353
00:13:44,825 --> 00:13:46,858
ASK YOUR FRIENDS,
IF THEY COULD BE A NAIL POLISH,
354
00:13:46,860 --> 00:13:48,293
WHAT COLOR THEY WOULD BE
AND WHY.
355
00:13:48,295 --> 00:13:50,761
- I'M SICK OF THAT GAME.
356
00:13:50,763 --> 00:13:52,096
- YOU'RE AFRAID TO GO HOME.
357
00:13:52,098 --> 00:13:53,430
- I AM NOT.
358
00:13:53,432 --> 00:13:55,299
- SORRY, NO VACANCIES.
359
00:13:55,301 --> 00:13:57,501
- ALL RIGHT,
I'M AFRAID.
360
00:13:57,503 --> 00:14:00,838
THERE'S MASS SERIAL
PUPPY KILLERS AND STUFF.
361
00:14:00,840 --> 00:14:02,740
COME ON.
PLEASE?
362
00:14:02,742 --> 00:14:04,308
- I'M GONNA REGRET THIS.
363
00:14:04,310 --> 00:14:06,210
NEVER MIND.
I ALREADY DO.
364
00:14:07,981 --> 00:14:10,748
- HERE AT GROVE HILLS,
WE STRONGLY BELIEVE
365
00:14:10,750 --> 00:14:12,550
THAT PARENTAL INVOLVEMENT
IS IMPERATIVE.
366
00:14:12,552 --> 00:14:14,385
- I COULDN'T AGREE MORE.
367
00:14:14,387 --> 00:14:16,487
- AS A GROVE HILLS PARENT,
368
00:14:16,489 --> 00:14:18,789
YOU'LL BE ATTENDING
MONTHLY BOARD MEETINGS,
369
00:14:18,791 --> 00:14:20,157
WEEKEND CLEANUP PARTIES,
370
00:14:20,159 --> 00:14:21,959
FUND-RAISING DRIVES...
371
00:14:21,961 --> 00:14:24,295
DO YOU COLLATE?
- UM, SURE.
372
00:14:24,297 --> 00:14:26,997
I MEAN, I WOULD IF I HAD
THE TIME, WHICH ISN'T OFTEN.
373
00:14:26,999 --> 00:14:29,333
I'LL TRY TO BE HERE,
SCHEDULE PERMITTING.
374
00:14:29,335 --> 00:14:30,534
- I WAS WONDERING,
375
00:14:30,536 --> 00:14:33,404
JUST HOW MANY STUDENTS
GO ON TO TOP COLLEGES?
376
00:14:33,406 --> 00:14:34,972
- 91%.
377
00:14:34,974 --> 00:14:37,741
- AND WHAT KIND OF SCHOOLS
DO THE OTHER 9% GO TO?
378
00:14:37,743 --> 00:14:40,311
- WELL, SOME STUDENTS
REQUIRE A BIT OF...
379
00:14:40,313 --> 00:14:41,412
REST AFTER GROVE HILLS.
380
00:14:41,414 --> 00:14:44,115
[nervous murmuring]
381
00:14:44,117 --> 00:14:46,451
- UH, WHAT KIND OF REST?
382
00:14:46,453 --> 00:14:47,885
- OH, YOU KNOW,
383
00:14:47,887 --> 00:14:49,854
SOME TIME AWAY
FROM THE PRESSURE OF GRADES
384
00:14:49,856 --> 00:14:52,623
AND AWAY FROM THE PRESSURE
OF COMPETITION
385
00:14:52,625 --> 00:14:54,258
AND OCCASIONALLY AWAY
FROM THE PRESSURE
386
00:14:54,260 --> 00:14:56,694
OF DRESSING
AND FEEDING THEMSELVES.
387
00:14:56,696 --> 00:15:00,064
- BEFORE I CAME HERE,
I WAS AN INTELLECTUAL OUTCAST.
388
00:15:00,066 --> 00:15:02,200
THEY MADE FUN OF ME
FOR QUOTING AYN RAND.
389
00:15:02,202 --> 00:15:04,268
- ACTUALLY, I THINK
SHE'S PRETTY DISTURBING...
390
00:15:04,270 --> 00:15:05,703
- THAT'S NOT THE POINT.
391
00:15:05,705 --> 00:15:08,105
THE POINT IS THAT
YOU KNOW WHO SHE IS
392
00:15:08,107 --> 00:15:09,440
AND THAT AT GROVE HILLS,
393
00:15:09,442 --> 00:15:11,542
YOU CAN DISCUSS HER
WITH PEOPLE LIKE US,
394
00:15:11,544 --> 00:15:13,510
INSTEAD OF IDIOTS AND FOOLS
395
00:15:13,512 --> 00:15:15,479
AND A QUARTERBACK
WHO TELLS THE WHOLE SCHOOL
396
00:15:15,481 --> 00:15:16,914
YOU SHOWER IN A TOWEL.
397
00:15:16,916 --> 00:15:20,618
I'D LIKE TO SEE A QUARTERBACK
WRITE A PAPER ON MAO.
398
00:15:20,620 --> 00:15:22,587
- I THINK THE CULTURAL
REVOLUTION IS--
399
00:15:22,589 --> 00:15:23,921
- YOU HAVE AN AWFUL LOT TO SAY
400
00:15:23,923 --> 00:15:26,023
FOR SOMEONE WHO DOESN'T
EVEN GO TO THIS SCHOOL YET.
401
00:15:26,025 --> 00:15:27,392
- WHAT'S THAT
SUPPOSED TO MEAN?
402
00:15:27,394 --> 00:15:28,993
- IT MEANS
WHY DON'T WE SEE
403
00:15:28,995 --> 00:15:30,661
WHETHER YOU GET
IN TO GROVE HILLS
404
00:15:30,663 --> 00:15:32,730
BEFORE WE START LISTENING
TO YOUR OPINIONS?
405
00:15:32,732 --> 00:15:34,131
- HEY,
406
00:15:34,133 --> 00:15:36,434
JUST BECAUSE SOME JOCK MADE YOU
FEEL LIKE THE LOSER YOU ARE,
407
00:15:36,436 --> 00:15:37,901
DON'T TAKE IT OUT ON ME.
408
00:15:37,903 --> 00:15:41,339
- I'M NOT A LOSER!
I HAVE A 165 I.Q.!
409
00:15:41,341 --> 00:15:42,507
- WHO CARES?
410
00:15:42,509 --> 00:15:44,175
YOU'RE STILL BORING
AND MISERABLE.
411
00:15:44,177 --> 00:15:46,243
TRY TAKING YOUR HEAD
OUT OF YOUR BUTT FOR ONCE
412
00:15:46,245 --> 00:15:48,579
AND OPENING UP
YOUR MYOPIC LITTLE EYES,
413
00:15:48,581 --> 00:15:51,215
OR DOESN'T YOUR 165 I.Q.
MAKE YOU SMART ENOUGH
414
00:15:51,217 --> 00:15:52,850
TO SEE THE WAY YOU REALLY ARE?
415
00:15:52,852 --> 00:15:56,387
- I'LL MAKE SURE YOU NEVER SET
FOOT IN THIS SCHOOL AGAIN.
416
00:15:56,389 --> 00:15:57,921
- THAT'S A RELIEF.
417
00:15:57,923 --> 00:16:00,157
FOR A MINUTE THERE, I THOUGHT
YOU WERE GOING TO THREATEN US.
418
00:16:02,562 --> 00:16:04,761
ADMIT IT:
THAT FELT GOOD.
419
00:16:04,763 --> 00:16:06,631
- WELL, A LITTLE.
420
00:16:06,633 --> 00:16:08,132
OKAY, A LOT.
421
00:16:08,134 --> 00:16:11,268
- BUSTING ON JERKS LIKE GRAHAM
IS ONE OF LIFE'S FEW PLEASURES.
422
00:16:11,270 --> 00:16:12,703
YOU SHOULD TRY IT MORE OFTEN.
423
00:16:12,705 --> 00:16:14,371
- OH, SHUT UP.
424
00:16:14,373 --> 00:16:15,907
- UM, GOOD START.
425
00:16:15,909 --> 00:16:17,909
- YOU REALIZE YOUR NEGATIVE
APPROACH TO EVERYTHING
426
00:16:17,911 --> 00:16:19,444
IS SELF-DEFEATING, RIGHT?
427
00:16:19,446 --> 00:16:22,480
- WELL, IT'S NICE TO KNOW
THERE'S SOMEONE I CAN DEFEAT.
428
00:16:22,482 --> 00:16:24,515
- I MEAN, YOU MAY
SPARE YOURSELF SOME PAIN
429
00:16:24,517 --> 00:16:25,917
BY CUTTING EVERYONE OFF,
430
00:16:25,919 --> 00:16:28,119
BUT YOU MISS OUT
ON A LOT OF GOOD STUFF TOO.
431
00:16:28,121 --> 00:16:29,587
- LOOK, JODIE,
432
00:16:29,589 --> 00:16:32,223
I'M TOO SMART AND TOO SENSITIVE
TO LIVE IN A WORLD LIKE OURS
433
00:16:32,225 --> 00:16:34,891
AT A TIME LIKE THIS
WITH A SISTER LIKE MINE.
434
00:16:34,893 --> 00:16:37,161
MAYBE I DO MISS OUT ON STUFF,
435
00:16:37,163 --> 00:16:39,364
BUT THIS ATTITUDE IS
WHAT WORKS FOR ME NOW.
436
00:16:39,366 --> 00:16:41,799
- THEN YOU'LL UNDERSTAND
WHAT WORKS FOR ME NOW.
437
00:16:41,801 --> 00:16:43,568
AT HOME, I'M JODIE.
438
00:16:43,570 --> 00:16:45,636
I CAN SAY OR DO
WHATEVER FEELS RIGHT.
439
00:16:45,638 --> 00:16:48,406
BUT AT SCHOOL,
I'M THE QUEEN OF THE NEGROES,
440
00:16:48,408 --> 00:16:50,675
THE PERFECT
AFRICAN-AMERICAN TEEN,
441
00:16:50,677 --> 00:16:53,378
THE ROLE MODEL FOR ALL OF
THE OTHER AFRICAN-AMERICAN TEENS
442
00:16:53,380 --> 00:16:54,945
AT LAWNDALE.
443
00:16:54,947 --> 00:16:56,747
OOPS! WHERE'D THEY GO?
444
00:16:56,749 --> 00:16:59,216
BELIEVE ME,
I'D LIKE TO BE MORE LIKE YOU.
445
00:16:59,218 --> 00:17:00,618
- WELL, I HAVE TO ADMIT,
446
00:17:00,620 --> 00:17:02,653
THERE ARE TIMES WHEN
I'D LIKE TO BE MORE LIKE YOU.
447
00:17:02,655 --> 00:17:03,754
- REALLY?
448
00:17:03,756 --> 00:17:06,491
- I'M NOT SAYING ALL THE TIME.
449
00:17:06,493 --> 00:17:09,293
- SO LAWNDALE
OR GROVE HILLS?
450
00:17:09,295 --> 00:17:10,828
- I'M STICKING WITH LAWNDALE.
451
00:17:10,830 --> 00:17:12,196
IF I CAME HERE,
452
00:17:12,198 --> 00:17:14,265
I'D END UP POISONING
THE SLOPPY JOE MIX.
453
00:17:14,267 --> 00:17:15,466
- YEAH, YOU'RE RIGHT.
454
00:17:15,468 --> 00:17:17,034
I'M PUSHED
TO THE BREAKING POINT
455
00:17:17,036 --> 00:17:19,303
BEING MISS MODEL STUDENT
AT LAWNDALE.
456
00:17:19,305 --> 00:17:22,506
A YEAR HERE MIGHT KILL ME.
457
00:17:22,508 --> 00:17:24,775
- I MEAN, HE WAS REALLY NICE
AND CUTE AND STUFF,
458
00:17:24,777 --> 00:17:27,010
BUT HE WAS ONLY
TWO INCHES TALLER THAN ME,
459
00:17:27,012 --> 00:17:29,780
AND MY ENTIRE SHOE COLLECTION
IS BASED ON THE CONCEPT
460
00:17:29,782 --> 00:17:33,584
OF DATING GUYS THREE INCHES
TALLER THAN ME OR MORE.
461
00:17:33,586 --> 00:17:35,453
I DON'T GET ABSTRACT ART.
462
00:17:35,455 --> 00:17:38,656
WHO WANTS TO LOOK AT A BUNCH
OF SQUIGGLY, SIX-EYED PEOPLE
463
00:17:38,658 --> 00:17:41,158
WHEN YOU CAN GET THOSE
REALLY PRETTY CAT PAINTINGS
464
00:17:41,160 --> 00:17:42,860
ON THE SHOPPING NETWORK?
465
00:17:42,862 --> 00:17:44,762
NOT THAT I WOULD EVER
WASTE MONEY ON ART.
466
00:17:44,764 --> 00:17:47,131
- HEY, JANEY.
YOU GOT ANY MONEY?
467
00:17:47,133 --> 00:17:48,932
- MONEY?
ARE YOU GOING OUT?
468
00:17:48,934 --> 00:17:50,901
I WOULDN'T MIND GOING OUT
FOR A WHILE.
469
00:17:50,903 --> 00:17:52,603
OF COURSE, I DON'T KNOW
IF I'D WANT TO GO OUT
470
00:17:52,605 --> 00:17:54,471
WITH SOMEONE DRESSED LIKE THAT.
471
00:17:54,473 --> 00:17:56,773
- UH, WHO ARE YOU?
472
00:17:56,775 --> 00:17:58,975
- YOU REMEMBER QUINN,
DARIA'S SISTER?
473
00:17:58,977 --> 00:18:01,478
- OH, YEAH, DARIA'S SISTER.
474
00:18:01,480 --> 00:18:02,480
HEY.
475
00:18:02,482 --> 00:18:04,781
- EXCUSE ME; I HAVE A NAME.
476
00:18:04,783 --> 00:18:08,085
- RIGHT,
DARIA'S SISTER.
477
00:18:08,087 --> 00:18:10,387
- YOU MEAN YOU WANT HIM BACK,
478
00:18:10,389 --> 00:18:12,523
EVEN THOUGH HE TIED YOU
TO A CHAIR
479
00:18:12,525 --> 00:18:14,258
AND LEFT IT ON
AN EIGHT-LANE HIGHWAY
480
00:18:14,260 --> 00:18:15,726
IN THE MIDDLE OF RUSH HOUR?
481
00:18:15,728 --> 00:18:17,829
- HE GOT CARRIED AWAY
BY THE MOMENT.
482
00:18:17,831 --> 00:18:19,496
- EWW!
483
00:18:19,498 --> 00:18:23,067
HOW CAN SHE GO ON TV
LOOKING LIKE THAT?
484
00:18:23,069 --> 00:18:26,104
- SO YOU'RE SURE YOU DON'T WANT
TO GO TO GROVE HILLS?
485
00:18:26,106 --> 00:18:27,605
- POSITIVE.
486
00:18:27,607 --> 00:18:30,174
WHY GO TO A SPECIAL SCHOOL
TO LEARN USELESS INFORMATION
487
00:18:30,176 --> 00:18:31,942
WHEN I CAN DO IT AT LAWNDALE
FOR FREE?
488
00:18:31,944 --> 00:18:33,911
- WELL, DARIA,
YOUR FATHER AND I THINK
489
00:18:33,913 --> 00:18:36,214
YOU'RE PASSING UP
AN IMPORTANT OPPORTUNITY.
490
00:18:36,216 --> 00:18:37,548
- BUT YOU SAID--OOF!
491
00:18:37,550 --> 00:18:39,783
- HOWEVER, WE SAID
WE'D RESPECT YOUR DECISION,
492
00:18:39,785 --> 00:18:41,319
AND A PROMISE IS A PROMISE.
493
00:18:41,321 --> 00:18:44,021
- REALLY?
SO I CAN HAVE THAT PONY NOW?
494
00:18:44,023 --> 00:18:45,890
- IF YOU CHANGE YOUR MIND,
SWEETIE,
495
00:18:45,892 --> 00:18:48,492
YOU JUST LET US KNOW, ALL RIGHT?
496
00:18:48,494 --> 00:18:50,995
- BY THE WAY, WHAT DID YOU THINK
OF THE LANDONS?
497
00:18:50,997 --> 00:18:51,996
- VERY NICE!
498
00:18:51,998 --> 00:18:54,565
- YES, VERY NICE, VERY NICE.
499
00:18:54,567 --> 00:18:55,900
- YOU TICKED THEM OFF.
500
00:18:55,902 --> 00:18:57,768
- NO, NO, NO, NO.
501
00:18:57,770 --> 00:18:59,202
- YES.
502
00:18:59,204 --> 00:19:01,572
- OF COURSE YOU DON'T
HAVE TO GO TO GROVE HILLS.
503
00:19:01,574 --> 00:19:04,642
I'D NEVER ASK YOU
TO DO ANYTHING YOU'D REGRET.
504
00:19:04,644 --> 00:19:06,243
- OH... ME, NEITHER.
505
00:19:06,245 --> 00:19:08,679
- SO WHAT DO YOU THINK
OF THE MORGENDORFFERS?
506
00:19:08,681 --> 00:19:10,647
- WHAT A COUPLE OF HEAD CASES.
507
00:19:12,218 --> 00:19:14,018
- MORTGAGE, SWEET MORTGAGE!
508
00:19:14,020 --> 00:19:15,253
WHAT DO YOU WANT TO DO NOW,
HONEY?
509
00:19:15,255 --> 00:19:16,854
- TRIAL SEPARATION?
510
00:19:16,856 --> 00:19:18,155
- [laughs nervously]
511
00:19:18,157 --> 00:19:19,656
- AND THEN THE OTHER THING IS,
512
00:19:19,658 --> 00:19:21,893
WHO CAME UP WITH THE NAME
"TENNIS BRACELET," ANYWAY?
513
00:19:21,895 --> 00:19:24,896
IT SOUNDS LIKE SOME KIND
OF A SWEATBAND, IF YOU ASK ME.
514
00:19:24,898 --> 00:19:26,130
YOU KNOW WHAT I'D NAME THEM?
515
00:19:26,132 --> 00:19:27,498
WRIST ORNAMENTS.
516
00:19:27,500 --> 00:19:29,333
IT'S LIKE A TREE ORNAMENT,
ONLY FOR YOUR WRIST.
517
00:19:29,335 --> 00:19:30,935
DOESN'T THAT SOUND FESTIVE?
518
00:19:30,937 --> 00:19:33,504
- TAKE... HER... NOW.
519
00:19:33,506 --> 00:19:36,106
- THIS STORY I'VE GOT TO HEAR.
520
00:19:36,108 --> 00:19:37,675
[bell rings]
521
00:19:45,617 --> 00:19:47,551
- RENT A BRAIN.
- [squeaks]
522
00:19:49,321 --> 00:19:51,622
- HOW TO WIN FRIENDS
AND INFLUENCE PEOPLE.
523
00:19:51,624 --> 00:19:53,057
- IT'S NOT BAD.
524
00:19:53,059 --> 00:19:55,193
IT'S ABOUT ALL THE THINGS
A GOOD ATTITUDE CAN GET YOU.
525
00:19:55,195 --> 00:19:56,794
- OH.
526
00:19:56,796 --> 00:19:58,795
THIS IS ABOUT ATTITUDE AS WELL.
527
00:19:58,797 --> 00:20:01,298
"A YOUNG MAN'S JOURNEY
INTO UNKNOWN TERRITORY
528
00:20:01,300 --> 00:20:03,567
"BRINGS HIM FACE-TO-FACE
WITH THE SAVAGE BRUTALITY
529
00:20:03,569 --> 00:20:05,403
WITHIN HIS OWN SOUL."
530
00:20:09,809 --> 00:20:11,975
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00:20:13,346 --> 00:20:16,280
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