1 00:00:02,336 --> 00:00:03,469 - ♪ LA-LA, LA, LA-LA ♪ 2 00:00:03,471 --> 00:00:06,105 ♪ LA-LA, LA, LA-LA ♪ 3 00:00:12,146 --> 00:00:13,412 [whistle blows] 4 00:00:13,414 --> 00:00:15,314 - OKAY, LADIES, LISTEN UP. 5 00:00:15,316 --> 00:00:17,182 SINCE IT'S FOCUS ON AGILITY MONTH, 6 00:00:17,184 --> 00:00:18,350 FOR THE REST OF THE CLASS, 7 00:00:18,352 --> 00:00:20,018 I WANT YOU ALL TO WORK ON YOUR CARTWHEELS, 8 00:00:20,020 --> 00:00:22,120 SPLITS, AND AERIALS. 9 00:00:22,122 --> 00:00:24,690 BRITTANY, THAT'S A PERFECT SPLIT. 10 00:00:24,692 --> 00:00:26,725 - THANKS, MISS MORRIS. 11 00:00:26,727 --> 00:00:28,927 WHOA-OO-OA! 12 00:00:28,929 --> 00:00:32,297 - FUNNY HOW ALL THE DRILLS FOR FOCUS ON AGILITY MONTH 13 00:00:32,299 --> 00:00:34,232 ARE THE SAME ONES YOU'D DO IF YOU WERE TRYING 14 00:00:34,234 --> 00:00:36,968 TO SNEAK A CHEERLEADER PRACTICE INTO REGULAR GYM CLASS. 15 00:00:36,970 --> 00:00:39,604 - YES, AND I DON'T INTEND TO STAND FOR IT. 16 00:00:39,606 --> 00:00:41,272 THEY CAN HAVE MY SQUAT THRUSTS 17 00:00:41,274 --> 00:00:44,109 WHEN THEY PRY THEM FROM MY COLD, DEAD HANDS. 18 00:00:44,111 --> 00:00:45,276 - WHAT? 19 00:00:45,278 --> 00:00:46,878 - I DON'T KNOW. 20 00:00:46,880 --> 00:00:50,849 [dreamy electronic music] 21 00:00:50,851 --> 00:00:53,184 - SEE SOMETHING YOU LIKE, OR JUST BROWSING? 22 00:00:53,186 --> 00:00:55,186 - I'M THINKING ABOUT GETTING THOSE RUNNING SHOES. 23 00:00:55,188 --> 00:00:57,622 - UH-HUH. WHAT COLOR WERE THEY? 24 00:00:57,624 --> 00:01:01,460 - JUST KICK THE BLEACHERS OUT FROM UNDERNEATH ME, OKAY? 25 00:01:01,462 --> 00:01:02,895 - UH-OH, BUSTED. 26 00:01:02,897 --> 00:01:05,731 - LADIES, WHY AREN'T YOU EXERCISING 27 00:01:05,733 --> 00:01:07,232 WITH THE REST OF THE CLASS? 28 00:01:07,234 --> 00:01:08,667 - WE ARE EXERCISING. 29 00:01:08,669 --> 00:01:10,001 - WE'RE EXERCISING OUR RIGHT 30 00:01:10,003 --> 00:01:11,804 TO ABSTAIN FROM CHEERLEADER PRACTICE. 31 00:01:11,806 --> 00:01:14,273 - THAT'S NOT CHEERLEADING. IT'S AGILITY. 32 00:01:14,275 --> 00:01:16,975 JANE LANE, YOU'RE JUST LIKE YOUR SISTERS, AREN'T YOU? 33 00:01:16,977 --> 00:01:18,910 - WE SHARE CERTAIN CHROMOSOME PAIRS. 34 00:01:18,912 --> 00:01:20,979 BEYOND THAT, I'M NOT SUPPOSED TO SAY. 35 00:01:20,981 --> 00:01:23,181 - YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN: CAN'T BE PART OF A GROUP, 36 00:01:23,183 --> 00:01:24,650 ALWAYS HAVE TO BE DIFFERENT. 37 00:01:24,652 --> 00:01:27,119 YOUR SISTER PENNY NEVER WANTED TO PARTICIPATE EITHER. 38 00:01:27,121 --> 00:01:28,319 I TAUGHT HER A THING OR TWO 39 00:01:28,321 --> 00:01:30,322 ABOUT THE AMERICAN COMPETITIVE SPIRIT. 40 00:01:30,324 --> 00:01:31,890 - YOU SURE DID. 41 00:01:31,892 --> 00:01:34,326 THAT'S WHY SHE'S SPENT THE LAST TEN YEARS OUT OF THE COUNTRY. 42 00:01:34,328 --> 00:01:36,494 - I KNOW WHAT KIND OF UPBRINGING SHE'S HAD. 43 00:01:36,496 --> 00:01:37,963 WHAT'S YOUR EXCUSE? 44 00:01:37,965 --> 00:01:39,498 - I'M JUST PLAIN NO GOOD. 45 00:01:39,500 --> 00:01:42,367 - LIFE'S JUST ONE BIG SMART-ASS JOKE, ISN'T IT? 46 00:01:42,369 --> 00:01:44,837 WELL, I'M HERE TO PREPARE YOU FOR THE REAL WORLD. 47 00:01:44,839 --> 00:01:48,240 I'LL SEE YOU BOTH AFTER SCHOOL TO MAKE UP THIS CLASS. 48 00:01:48,242 --> 00:01:52,077 - [muffled] CAN SOMEBODY HELP ME, PLEASE? 49 00:01:52,079 --> 00:01:55,280 - YO, HOW COME YOU LOOK SO DOWN, MAC DADDY? 50 00:01:55,282 --> 00:01:56,682 - DON'T CALL ME THAT. 51 00:01:56,684 --> 00:01:58,784 I THINK I SCREWED UP THAT ETHICS TEST TODAY. 52 00:01:58,786 --> 00:02:00,652 HOW'D YOU DO? - PRETTY GOOD. 53 00:02:00,654 --> 00:02:02,854 - WAIT A MINUTE. YOU WEREN'T EVEN THERE TODAY. 54 00:02:02,856 --> 00:02:04,790 YOU CUT CLASS ON THE DAY OF A MIDTERM? 55 00:02:04,792 --> 00:02:06,792 - I WAS EXCUSED. 56 00:02:06,794 --> 00:02:08,293 I DIDN'T HAVE TO TAKE THE TEST. 57 00:02:08,295 --> 00:02:10,061 COACH TALKED TO THE TEACHER, AND I GOT BY. 58 00:02:10,063 --> 00:02:12,131 - YOU MEAN YOU GOT A BYE. 59 00:02:12,133 --> 00:02:14,032 - YEAH, THAT'S IT. 60 00:02:14,034 --> 00:02:16,001 COACH SAYS I GOT TO MAINTAIN A "C" AVERAGE 61 00:02:16,003 --> 00:02:17,169 TO STAY ON THE TEAM, 62 00:02:17,171 --> 00:02:18,637 SO HE TOOK CARE OF IT OR SOMETHING. 63 00:02:18,639 --> 00:02:20,272 - HEY, THAT'S NOT FAIR. 64 00:02:20,274 --> 00:02:22,307 I'M ON THE TEAM, AND I HAD TO STUDY. 65 00:02:22,309 --> 00:02:23,842 - I'M THE Q.B., MAC DADDY. 66 00:02:23,844 --> 00:02:26,712 - I'VE TOLD YOU A MILLION TIMES: DON'T CALL ME THAT! 67 00:02:26,714 --> 00:02:27,779 WHEN ARE YOU GONNA GET IT 68 00:02:27,781 --> 00:02:29,414 THROUGH YOUR THICK SKULL ALREADY? 69 00:02:29,416 --> 00:02:30,448 - IF THAT'S HOW YOU FEEL, 70 00:02:30,450 --> 00:02:32,417 ALL YOU HAD TO DO WAS SAY SO, BRO. 71 00:02:32,419 --> 00:02:34,752 SO, BRO, WHAT'S WRONG, BRO? 72 00:02:34,754 --> 00:02:36,121 - [sighs] 73 00:02:36,123 --> 00:02:37,522 - DID YOU HEAR THAT? 74 00:02:37,524 --> 00:02:39,157 - WHOEVER SAID LIFE WAS FAIR? 75 00:02:39,159 --> 00:02:41,827 - I DON'T KNOW, BUT I'LL BET HE WAS A QUARTERBACK. 76 00:02:41,829 --> 00:02:44,296 - YOU KNOW, I HAD THIS WEIRD ANXIETY DREAM 77 00:02:44,298 --> 00:02:45,864 WHERE WE HAD THIS POP QUIZ IN MATH 78 00:02:45,866 --> 00:02:47,866 THAT I WAS TOTALLY UNPREPARED FOR. 79 00:02:47,868 --> 00:02:49,201 - WERE YOU IN YOUR UNDERWEAR? 80 00:02:49,203 --> 00:02:50,502 - NO, 81 00:02:50,504 --> 00:02:52,204 THAT'S HOW I FIGURED OUT IT WASN'T A DREAM. 82 00:02:52,206 --> 00:02:53,338 - UH-OH. 83 00:02:53,340 --> 00:02:54,940 NOT A GREAT SCORE ON THE QUIZ? 84 00:02:54,942 --> 00:02:56,707 - MY STRAIGHT "C" AVERAGE IN MATH 85 00:02:56,709 --> 00:02:59,811 IS NOW IN SERIOUS DANGER OF BECOMING A "D," 86 00:02:59,813 --> 00:03:01,679 SO I'M OFF TO STUDY HALL. 87 00:03:01,681 --> 00:03:03,015 - TO FINISH YOUR NAP? 88 00:03:03,017 --> 00:03:05,150 - YOU KNOW ME TOO WELL. 89 00:03:05,152 --> 00:03:06,885 - YO, BRO, WHAT'S WRONG? 90 00:03:06,887 --> 00:03:08,053 I'M HERE FOR YOU, BRO. 91 00:03:08,055 --> 00:03:09,588 HEY, BRO, WAIT UP! 92 00:03:09,590 --> 00:03:13,025 - GEE, DARIA, YOU'RE HOME LATE FROM SCHOOL TODAY. 93 00:03:13,027 --> 00:03:14,626 - QUINN'S ALWAYS HOME THIS LATE. 94 00:03:14,628 --> 00:03:17,162 - YEAH, BUT THAT'S BECAUSE SHE'S USUALLY WITH SOME-- 95 00:03:17,164 --> 00:03:18,563 OH, MY GOSH. 96 00:03:18,565 --> 00:03:19,965 DARIA, YOU MET A GUY! 97 00:03:19,967 --> 00:03:21,099 - ACTUALLY, I'M LATE 98 00:03:21,101 --> 00:03:22,467 BECAUSE I HAD TO MAKE UP GYM CLASS. 99 00:03:22,469 --> 00:03:25,003 - OH, YOU DON'T HAVE TO PRETEND WITH OLD DAD. 100 00:03:25,005 --> 00:03:27,939 GO ON, TELL ME, WHO'S THE LUCKY FELLA? 101 00:03:27,941 --> 00:03:31,443 GEE, DARIA, I HOPE HE'S NOT PRESSURING YOU TO, UH, DO... 102 00:03:31,445 --> 00:03:32,778 ANYTHING. 103 00:03:32,780 --> 00:03:34,579 - ALL RIGHT, YOU FIGURED ME OUT. 104 00:03:34,581 --> 00:03:37,282 HE'S A SENIOR, AND HE CARVES WORDS INTO HIS ARM. 105 00:03:37,284 --> 00:03:39,985 TOGETHER WE'RE HOPING TO BUCK THE ODDS AGAINST TEEN MARRIAGES. 106 00:03:39,987 --> 00:03:42,520 - [laughs] THAT'S A GOOD ONE, DARIA. 107 00:03:42,522 --> 00:03:43,655 - I'M KIDDING. 108 00:03:43,657 --> 00:03:46,391 - OF COURSE YOU ARE, KIDDO. I KNEW THAT. 109 00:03:46,393 --> 00:03:50,228 - OH, IF SOMEONE NAMED KNUCKLES CALLS, IT'S FOR ME. 110 00:03:50,230 --> 00:03:52,164 - DARIA, JUST GETTING HOME? 111 00:03:52,166 --> 00:03:53,598 - I HAD TO MAKE UP GYM. 112 00:03:53,600 --> 00:03:55,433 - REALLY? WHY? 113 00:03:55,435 --> 00:03:57,568 - THE TEACHER WAS RUNNING A CHEERLEADING PRACTICE 114 00:03:57,570 --> 00:03:59,337 DURING CLASS, SO I SAT OUT. 115 00:03:59,339 --> 00:04:01,306 I'M NOT GONNA JUMP UP AND DOWN LIKE AN IDIOT 116 00:04:01,308 --> 00:04:03,574 TO PROVE TO THE WORLD WHAT I DON'T BELIEVE, 117 00:04:03,576 --> 00:04:04,943 WHICH IS THAT JOCKS ARE GREAT. 118 00:04:04,945 --> 00:04:07,045 - GOOD FOR YOU, HONEY. 119 00:04:07,047 --> 00:04:09,514 THE ONLY WAY IT'LL STOP BEING A MAN'S WORLD 120 00:04:09,516 --> 00:04:11,049 IS IF WE GET THE BOYS OUT THERE 121 00:04:11,051 --> 00:04:14,352 IN THEIR SHORT SHORTS CHEERING TOO. 122 00:04:14,354 --> 00:04:15,887 MM. 123 00:04:15,889 --> 00:04:19,324 WHAT I MEAN IS, THIS DOUBLE STANDARD HAS GOT TO END. 124 00:04:19,326 --> 00:04:20,858 RIGHT, JAKE? - DAMN STRAIGHT. 125 00:04:20,860 --> 00:04:22,894 EQUAL PAY FOR EQUAL WORK. 126 00:04:22,896 --> 00:04:23,962 IS THAT RIGHT? 127 00:04:23,964 --> 00:04:25,230 - DARIA, I DON'T APPROVE 128 00:04:25,232 --> 00:04:27,199 OF REFUSING TO PARTICIPATE IN CLASS, 129 00:04:27,201 --> 00:04:28,766 BUT NO DAUGHTER OF MINE 130 00:04:28,768 --> 00:04:30,669 IS GOING TO BUY INTO THE MIND-SET 131 00:04:30,671 --> 00:04:33,805 THAT A WOMAN'S PURPOSE IN LIFE IS PLEASING MEN. 132 00:04:33,807 --> 00:04:35,773 - LIKE MY NEW SHOES? 133 00:04:35,775 --> 00:04:38,076 THEY PINCH MY TOES AND GIVE ME BLISTERS, 134 00:04:38,078 --> 00:04:41,846 BUT THEY MAKE MY LEGS LOOK HOT, SO I'M GONNA BUY ANOTHER PAIR. 135 00:04:44,050 --> 00:04:45,917 - SO HELEN ACTUALLY SUPPORTED YOU 136 00:04:45,919 --> 00:04:47,352 ON THIS GYM CLASS THING. 137 00:04:47,354 --> 00:04:49,087 - HER VESTIGIAL SENSE OF RIGHT AND WRONG 138 00:04:49,089 --> 00:04:50,322 WAS ACTING UP AGAIN. 139 00:04:50,324 --> 00:04:52,090 WHAT DOES YOUR MOTHER THINK ABOUT IT? 140 00:04:52,092 --> 00:04:53,191 - I DON'T KNOW. 141 00:04:53,193 --> 00:04:54,893 WHEN SHE GETS BACK FROM THE PAINTED DESERT, 142 00:04:54,895 --> 00:04:56,361 I'LL ASK HER IF SHE HAD A VISION. 143 00:04:56,363 --> 00:04:59,231 YOU KNOW, I'D REALLY LIKE TO SHOW THAT MS. MORRIS 144 00:04:59,233 --> 00:05:01,800 THAT THE LANES ARE NO BUNCH OF ORDINARY DEADBEATS. 145 00:05:01,802 --> 00:05:02,901 - OF COURSE NOT. 146 00:05:02,903 --> 00:05:04,936 YOU'RE DEADBEATS WITH STYLE. 147 00:05:04,938 --> 00:05:06,438 - EXACTLY. 148 00:05:06,440 --> 00:05:10,308 AND SPEAKING OF STYLE, FASHION FIENDS AT HIGH NOON. 149 00:05:10,310 --> 00:05:11,943 [girls giggling] 150 00:05:11,945 --> 00:05:15,413 - CAN YOU IMAGINE JOINING AN ACTUAL SPORT? 151 00:05:15,415 --> 00:05:18,282 - YOU'D GET ALL SWEATY, AND YOUR MAKEUP WOULD SMUDGE. 152 00:05:18,284 --> 00:05:21,353 - YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO DATE JOCKS, NOT BE ONE. 153 00:05:21,355 --> 00:05:23,020 - OH, AND I READ IN WAIF THAT RUNNING 154 00:05:23,022 --> 00:05:25,523 MAKES YOUR FEET SPREAD TO A BIGGER SHOE SIZE, 155 00:05:25,525 --> 00:05:27,726 WHICH WOULD LOOK REALLY, REALLY, REALLY BAD. 156 00:05:27,728 --> 00:05:29,394 all: EW. 157 00:05:29,396 --> 00:05:32,297 - HOW ARE YOUR FEET IN THOSE NEW SHOES, QUINN? 158 00:05:32,299 --> 00:05:33,565 - THEY'RE KILLING ME. 159 00:05:33,567 --> 00:05:36,668 - OHH, THAT'S TOO BAD. 160 00:05:36,670 --> 00:05:40,872 WHAT KIND OF LOSER WOULD SIGN UP FOR THE TRACK TEAM? 161 00:05:40,874 --> 00:05:43,508 - YOU GIRLS DON'T THINK I'M A LOSER, DO YOU? 162 00:05:43,510 --> 00:05:46,111 - ARE YOU ASKING IF YOU CAN HANG OUT WITH US? 163 00:05:46,113 --> 00:05:47,512 - NOPE. 164 00:05:47,514 --> 00:05:50,147 I PREFER WOMEN WITH A SLIGHTLY MORE ENLIGHTENED ATTITUDE 165 00:05:50,149 --> 00:05:51,216 TOWARD FITNESS. 166 00:05:51,218 --> 00:05:53,485 - OH, YEAH? 167 00:05:55,889 --> 00:05:57,489 - I GUESS YOU CAN BE BORN IN THE '80s 168 00:05:57,491 --> 00:05:59,090 AND STILL STUCK IN THE '50s. 169 00:05:59,092 --> 00:06:00,425 - MM. 170 00:06:00,427 --> 00:06:02,160 - IT'S HARD TO BELIEVE THERE'S ANYONE ALIVE 171 00:06:02,162 --> 00:06:04,095 WHO STILL THINKS BEING ATHLETIC ISN'T LADYLIKE. 172 00:06:04,097 --> 00:06:05,397 - MM. 173 00:06:05,399 --> 00:06:08,300 - WOMEN CAN EXCEL AT ANY SPORT THEY PUT THEIR MINDS TO. 174 00:06:08,302 --> 00:06:10,268 - I DEFINITELY AGREE WITH THAT. 175 00:06:10,270 --> 00:06:11,770 - ME TOO. 176 00:06:11,772 --> 00:06:14,039 I'D LIKE TO SIGN UP FOR THE TRACK TEAM. 177 00:06:14,041 --> 00:06:15,873 - WHAT? 178 00:06:30,791 --> 00:06:33,124 - MISS LANE, WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE? 179 00:06:33,126 --> 00:06:34,359 - TRYING OUT FOR TRACK TEAM. 180 00:06:34,361 --> 00:06:36,862 - YOU WON'T PARTICIPATE IN REGULAR GYM CLASS, 181 00:06:36,864 --> 00:06:39,797 BUT YOU WANT TO JOIN AN EXTRACURRICULAR SPORT? 182 00:06:39,799 --> 00:06:40,899 - I LIKE TO RUN. 183 00:06:40,901 --> 00:06:42,100 - OKAY. 184 00:06:42,102 --> 00:06:44,402 LET'S SEE IF YOU'RE ANY GOOD AT IT. 185 00:06:44,404 --> 00:06:46,838 - I'D PARTICULARLY LIKE TO RUN UP AND DOWN YOUR SPINE 186 00:06:46,840 --> 00:06:48,439 WEARING TRACK SPIKES. 187 00:06:48,441 --> 00:06:49,974 - SHE ISN'T YOUR FAVORITE TEACHER? 188 00:06:49,976 --> 00:06:51,376 - WE HAVE A SCORE TO SETTLE. 189 00:06:51,378 --> 00:06:52,477 - I'M EVAN, BY THE WAY. 190 00:06:52,479 --> 00:06:53,645 - JANE. 191 00:06:53,647 --> 00:06:55,180 - SO YOU THINK YOU'RE READY FOR TRACK? 192 00:06:55,182 --> 00:06:56,981 - YEAH, I FIGURE IF THE PEOPLE SUCK, 193 00:06:56,983 --> 00:06:58,316 I CAN ALWAYS WEAR HEADPHONES. 194 00:06:58,318 --> 00:06:59,451 - I'M WAY AHEAD OF YOU. 195 00:06:59,453 --> 00:07:01,653 - UNTIL WE GET OUT THERE. 196 00:07:01,655 --> 00:07:03,888 - YOU WALKING HOME? 197 00:07:03,890 --> 00:07:05,924 - NOT TODAY. PRACTICE. 198 00:07:05,926 --> 00:07:07,492 - SO YOU MADE THE TRACK TEAM? 199 00:07:07,494 --> 00:07:09,494 - YEAH. 200 00:07:09,496 --> 00:07:10,829 THIS IS THE PART WHERE YOU SAY, 201 00:07:10,831 --> 00:07:13,932 "HEY, WAY TO GO. CONGRATULATIONS." 202 00:07:13,934 --> 00:07:15,434 - [monotone] HEY, WAY TO GO. 203 00:07:15,436 --> 00:07:17,803 - "CONGRATULATIONS"? 204 00:07:17,805 --> 00:07:19,370 - [monotone] CONGRATULATIONS. 205 00:07:19,372 --> 00:07:21,840 - NOW, DON'T GET MUSHY ON ME. 206 00:07:21,842 --> 00:07:25,811 - ARE MICROBES HAVING SEX IN YOUR DRINKING WATER? 207 00:07:25,813 --> 00:07:28,213 H2... [howls] 208 00:07:28,215 --> 00:07:30,182 NEXT ON SICK, SAD WORLD. 209 00:07:30,184 --> 00:07:31,716 [TV clicks off] 210 00:07:31,718 --> 00:07:35,320 - JANE ON A SCHOOL TEAM-- THAT'S PATHETIC. 211 00:07:35,322 --> 00:07:39,357 HEY, IF SHE'S THE PATHETIC ONE, WHY AM I TALKING TO MYSELF? 212 00:07:39,359 --> 00:07:43,361 AND MORE IMPORTANTLY, WHY AM I WAITING FOR A REPLY? 213 00:07:46,467 --> 00:07:49,701 - QUINN, IT IS SO GREAT OF YOU TO INVITE US OVER 214 00:07:49,703 --> 00:07:52,470 TO WATCH THE MISS CONTINENTS OF THE EARTH PAGEANT. 215 00:07:52,472 --> 00:07:57,709 - OH, SANDY, IT'S SO GREAT OF YOU TO COME OVER. 216 00:07:57,711 --> 00:07:59,678 - QUINN, YOUR COUSIN OR WHATEVER 217 00:07:59,680 --> 00:08:02,313 SURE SPENDS A LOT OF TIME AT YOUR HOUSE. 218 00:08:02,315 --> 00:08:04,949 - YES, WELL, SHE HAS NOWHERE ELSE TO GO, 219 00:08:04,951 --> 00:08:06,952 WHAT WITH HER PARENTS BEING IN JAIL AND ALL. 220 00:08:06,954 --> 00:08:11,022 - LOOK, IT'S STARTING. 221 00:08:11,024 --> 00:08:13,791 - SHOULDN'T YOU ALL BE RUNNING AROUND IN TEDDIES 222 00:08:13,793 --> 00:08:16,094 AND GIVING EACH OTHER MAKEOVERS BY NOW? 223 00:08:16,096 --> 00:08:17,328 [applause] 224 00:08:17,330 --> 00:08:20,098 - MUSTARD IS NOT HER COLOR. 225 00:08:20,100 --> 00:08:21,465 beep, beep! 226 00:08:21,467 --> 00:08:23,902 - OH, THE NO-SALT, NO-OIL, FAT-FREE POPCORN IS READY. 227 00:08:23,904 --> 00:08:25,136 - POPCORN! - YUM. 228 00:08:25,138 --> 00:08:26,805 - STOP. MY MOUTH IS WATERING. 229 00:08:26,807 --> 00:08:28,439 - YUMMY. 230 00:08:28,441 --> 00:08:30,208 - JUST LOVE THAT STUFF. 231 00:08:32,679 --> 00:08:35,446 - OH, YEAH, I KNOW I LIKE TO WEAR HEELS 232 00:08:35,448 --> 00:08:37,048 WITH MY BATHING SUIT. 233 00:08:37,050 --> 00:08:41,720 AND I NEVER GO SWIMMING WITHOUT MY LIP LINER. 234 00:08:41,722 --> 00:08:45,190 - QUINN, I NEED TO ASK YOU SOMETHING. 235 00:08:45,192 --> 00:08:46,191 - ALL RIGHT! 236 00:08:46,193 --> 00:08:47,458 SO TUESDAY NIGHT, 237 00:08:47,460 --> 00:08:49,894 I WASN'T WASHING CARS FOR THE UNITED WAY. 238 00:08:49,896 --> 00:08:53,030 BUT, MOM, IF YOU'D SEEN HIS BOYISH SMILE, 239 00:08:53,032 --> 00:08:54,466 YOU'D UNDERSTAND. 240 00:08:54,468 --> 00:08:57,001 - ACTUALLY, I WANTED TO ASK YOU 241 00:08:57,003 --> 00:08:58,970 TO SPEND SOME TIME WITH YOUR SISTER. 242 00:08:58,972 --> 00:09:02,941 - WHY DON'T YOU JUST LOCK ME IN THE ATTIC TILL I'M 25? 243 00:09:02,943 --> 00:09:06,277 I CAN'T SACRIFICE ANY MORE FOR HER, MOTHER. 244 00:09:06,279 --> 00:09:08,380 I JUST CAN'T. 245 00:09:08,382 --> 00:09:09,981 - QUINN, I'M WORRIED. 246 00:09:09,983 --> 00:09:12,884 SHE'S ALONE TOO MUCH, AND I THINK SHE'S TALKING TO HERSELF. 247 00:09:12,886 --> 00:09:14,686 JUST GIVE HER AN AFTERNOON. 248 00:09:14,688 --> 00:09:16,154 SHE'D DO IT FOR YOU. 249 00:09:16,156 --> 00:09:18,089 - SHOULD I AGREE TO PERFORM 250 00:09:18,091 --> 00:09:19,924 THIS SENSITIVE AND DIFFICULT TASK, 251 00:09:19,926 --> 00:09:21,492 AND I'M NOT SAYING I WILL, 252 00:09:21,494 --> 00:09:22,827 WHAT'S IN IT FOR ME? 253 00:09:22,829 --> 00:09:25,330 - I AM DISAPPOINTED THAT IT'S COME TO THIS, 254 00:09:25,332 --> 00:09:28,233 BUT YOU CAN TAKE MY CREDIT CARD TO THE MALL. 255 00:09:28,235 --> 00:09:29,401 - PLATINUM? - GREEN. 256 00:09:29,403 --> 00:09:30,868 - GOLD. - DONE. 257 00:09:32,973 --> 00:09:34,239 [knocking] 258 00:09:34,241 --> 00:09:35,807 - SOMEONE'S KNOCKING. 259 00:09:35,809 --> 00:09:36,808 COME IN. 260 00:09:36,810 --> 00:09:39,277 - HI, DARIA. 261 00:09:39,279 --> 00:09:40,511 HOW'S IT GOING? 262 00:09:40,513 --> 00:09:41,846 - OKAY. OUT WITH IT. 263 00:09:41,848 --> 00:09:44,749 - I WAS THINKING THAT YOU AND I COULD, YOU KNOW, 264 00:09:44,751 --> 00:09:46,117 DO SOMETHING TOGETHER. 265 00:09:46,119 --> 00:09:49,287 - ALL RIGHT, WHO ARE YOU, AND WHERE ARE YOU HIDING QUINN? 266 00:09:49,289 --> 00:09:50,421 - WHAT? 267 00:09:50,423 --> 00:09:52,257 CAN'T A SISTER SPEND TIME WITH HER-- 268 00:09:52,259 --> 00:09:53,591 - COUSIN? 269 00:09:53,593 --> 00:09:55,860 - ALL RIGHT, MOM IS FORCING ME TO HANG OUT WITH YOU. 270 00:09:55,862 --> 00:09:56,861 - "FORCING"? 271 00:09:56,863 --> 00:09:58,363 - I'VE GOT HER GOLD CARD. 272 00:09:58,365 --> 00:09:59,797 - WHY DIDN'T YOU JUST SAY SO? 273 00:09:59,799 --> 00:10:01,165 GIVE ME THE FIRST CASH ADVANCE, 274 00:10:01,167 --> 00:10:02,934 AND YOU CAN COME WITH ME TO THE LIBRARY. 275 00:10:02,936 --> 00:10:04,268 - THE LIBRARY? 276 00:10:04,270 --> 00:10:06,705 IF ANYONE SAW ME THERE, I'D DIE. 277 00:10:06,707 --> 00:10:08,906 - OKAY, THEN. HOW 'BOUT THE MALL? 278 00:10:08,908 --> 00:10:11,176 YOU KNOW, WHERE YOUR FRIENDS HANG OUT. 279 00:10:20,086 --> 00:10:21,586 - UM, HI. 280 00:10:21,588 --> 00:10:22,887 - WILL YOU READ TO ME? 281 00:10:22,889 --> 00:10:24,455 - I REALLY LIKE STORIES. 282 00:10:24,457 --> 00:10:27,558 - YOU DON'T HAVE TO TELL ME A STORY; JUST TALK. 283 00:10:27,560 --> 00:10:29,860 - SO JACK AND JILL WENT UP THE HILL OR WHATEVER 284 00:10:29,862 --> 00:10:33,364 TO THE SAMPLE SALE, WHERE JILL FOUND THE PERFECT ENSEMBLE, 285 00:10:33,366 --> 00:10:34,699 AND JACK GAVE IT TO HER 286 00:10:34,701 --> 00:10:37,202 FOR THE ONE MONTH'S ANNIVERSARY OF THEIR FIRST DATE. 287 00:10:37,204 --> 00:10:38,603 - HEY, QUINN. 288 00:10:38,605 --> 00:10:41,072 I JUST CAME BY TO PICK UP MY LITTLE BROTHER FROM STORY HOUR. 289 00:10:41,074 --> 00:10:42,674 I DIDN'T KNOW YOU WERE A READER. 290 00:10:42,676 --> 00:10:45,577 - HI, CALVIN. I'M NOT ACTUALLY-- 291 00:10:45,579 --> 00:10:47,512 - THAT'S REALLY COOL. I MEAN, YOU'RE POPULAR. 292 00:10:47,514 --> 00:10:49,113 YOU DON'T HAVE TO VOLUNTEER. 293 00:10:49,115 --> 00:10:53,084 - OH, WELL, YOU KNOW, I GET BACK MORE THAN I GIVE. 294 00:10:53,086 --> 00:10:56,287 I MEAN, THE CHILDREN APPRECIATE IT SO. 295 00:10:56,289 --> 00:10:59,824 LIBRARIAN, COULD YOU RETURN THESE MAGAZINES FOR ME? 296 00:10:59,826 --> 00:11:01,926 THANKS A BUNCH, DEAR. 297 00:11:01,928 --> 00:11:04,429 SO WHERE ARE YOU GUYS HEADED NOW? 298 00:11:04,431 --> 00:11:07,532 - "THIN THIGHS FOR YOUR MAN." 299 00:11:07,534 --> 00:11:10,434 BUT I DON'T LIKE MEN WITH THIN THIGHS. 300 00:11:11,872 --> 00:11:14,071 LAND THAT BIG SNEAKER ENDORSEMENT YET? 301 00:11:14,073 --> 00:11:15,807 - NAH, THEY WOULDN'T MEET MY PRICE. 302 00:11:15,809 --> 00:11:17,141 TODAY'S OUR FIRST TRACK MEET. 303 00:11:17,143 --> 00:11:19,277 I WOULDN'T MIND IF YOU WERE THERE. 304 00:11:19,279 --> 00:11:20,344 - OH. 305 00:11:20,346 --> 00:11:21,946 WELL, YOU KNOW HOW I HATE TO CANCEL 306 00:11:21,948 --> 00:11:24,482 MY LINE DANCING LESSON, BUT OKAY. 307 00:11:24,484 --> 00:11:26,084 - COOL. 308 00:11:26,086 --> 00:11:28,086 - THE QUESTION IS, 309 00:11:28,088 --> 00:11:32,223 AM I SUPPORTING MY FRIEND OR HER SURRENDER TO THE SYSTEM? 310 00:11:32,225 --> 00:11:33,357 DO YOU MIND? 311 00:11:33,359 --> 00:11:35,460 THIS IS A PRIVATE CONVERSATION. 312 00:11:35,462 --> 00:11:36,461 [whistle blows] 313 00:11:36,463 --> 00:11:37,462 - HEY, DARIA. 314 00:11:37,464 --> 00:11:38,596 - TRENT? 315 00:11:38,598 --> 00:11:39,964 WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE? 316 00:11:39,966 --> 00:11:42,801 - I CAME TO SUPPORT JANEY. 317 00:11:42,803 --> 00:11:45,270 THEY'RE POWER-SCRUBBING MY ROOM AGAIN. 318 00:11:45,272 --> 00:11:47,972 ANYWAY, THIS RUNNING STUFF MEANS A LOT TO HER. 319 00:11:47,974 --> 00:11:48,973 - UH-HUH. 320 00:11:48,975 --> 00:11:51,008 - WHAT SHE'S DOING TAKES GUTS-- 321 00:11:51,010 --> 00:11:53,377 ALL THAT PRACTICING DAY IN, DAY OUT. 322 00:11:53,379 --> 00:11:54,379 - YEAH. 323 00:11:54,381 --> 00:11:55,813 - AND WHAT FOR? 324 00:11:55,815 --> 00:11:57,915 SO A CROWD OF DRUNKS CAN MAKE YOUR ART 325 00:11:57,917 --> 00:12:00,551 THE BACKDROP TO THEIR PATHETIC MATING DANCE? 326 00:12:00,553 --> 00:12:02,420 THEY DON'T CARE ABOUT YOUR DREAM. 327 00:12:02,422 --> 00:12:04,255 THEY JUST WANT SOMETHING LOUD GOING ON 328 00:12:04,257 --> 00:12:06,324 SO THEY DON'T HAVE TO TALK. 329 00:12:06,326 --> 00:12:09,927 - WE'RE NOT DISCUSSING JANE ANYMORE, ARE WE? 330 00:12:11,430 --> 00:12:12,997 [whistle blows] 331 00:12:12,999 --> 00:12:16,801 [crowd cheering] 332 00:12:16,803 --> 00:12:18,469 - HEY, JANE'S GOOD. 333 00:12:18,471 --> 00:12:20,004 - SHE'S GREAT. 334 00:12:20,006 --> 00:12:23,007 [cheers and applause] 335 00:12:23,009 --> 00:12:24,375 - [monotone] GO. GO. 336 00:12:24,377 --> 00:12:26,443 KICK BUTT. 337 00:12:28,515 --> 00:12:30,582 AND YOU MISSED A LOT OF REALLY GOOD TV 338 00:12:30,584 --> 00:12:32,416 WHILE YOU WERE AT ALL THOSE PRACTICES. 339 00:12:32,418 --> 00:12:34,085 THE OTHER DAY, THEY HAD THIS SPECIAL, 340 00:12:34,087 --> 00:12:35,352 WHEN ANIMALS HOLD A GRUDGE-- 341 00:12:35,354 --> 00:12:37,722 - JANE, YOU WERE AMAZING. FIRST PLACE? 342 00:12:37,724 --> 00:12:39,190 - YEAH, CONGRATULATIONS. 343 00:12:39,192 --> 00:12:40,491 - THANKS. 344 00:12:40,493 --> 00:12:42,794 I JUST PRETEND I'M RUNNING AWAY FROM A PEP RALLY. 345 00:12:42,796 --> 00:12:44,395 - YO, BRO! 346 00:12:44,397 --> 00:12:45,730 - GOT TO GO. 347 00:12:45,732 --> 00:12:47,798 - SO ANYWAY, THIS ONE PARAKEET 348 00:12:47,800 --> 00:12:49,434 WAS REALLY TICKED OFF AT ITS OWNER 349 00:12:49,436 --> 00:12:51,169 FOR NOT CHANGING ITS WATER. 350 00:12:51,171 --> 00:12:52,336 - HEY, TEAMMATE. 351 00:12:52,338 --> 00:12:54,472 DID YOU SEE THIS GIRL RUN LIKE THE WIND? 352 00:12:54,474 --> 00:12:56,341 - HAVE YOU EVER HEARD HER BREAK WIND? 353 00:12:56,343 --> 00:12:57,408 - DARIA! 354 00:12:57,410 --> 00:12:59,043 - [laughs] THAT'S PRETTY FUNNY. 355 00:12:59,045 --> 00:13:01,079 SEE YOU AT PRACTICE, SPEEDY. 356 00:13:01,081 --> 00:13:04,182 - SO ANYWAY, THE PARAKEET WAITS UNTIL ITS OWNER-- 357 00:13:04,184 --> 00:13:06,518 - JEEZ, DARIA, WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT ALL ABOUT? 358 00:13:06,520 --> 00:13:07,619 - WHAT? 359 00:13:07,621 --> 00:13:09,854 - HEY, HEY, HEY, IT'S THE TRACK STAR. 360 00:13:09,856 --> 00:13:11,522 YOU'RE GONNA LIKE BEING A JOCK, MAN. 361 00:13:11,524 --> 00:13:14,292 WHEN YOU'RE A WINNER, EVERYBODY WANTS TO BE YOUR FRIEND. 362 00:13:14,294 --> 00:13:16,527 - NOT LIKE THOSE BORING FRIENDS YOU USED TO HAVE 363 00:13:16,529 --> 00:13:18,362 WHO LIKED YOU EVEN WHEN YOU LOST. 364 00:13:18,364 --> 00:13:19,530 - YOU MEAN THE ONES WHO MADE 365 00:13:19,532 --> 00:13:22,200 INCREDIBLY HUMILIATING JOKES AT MY EXPENSE? 366 00:13:22,202 --> 00:13:23,334 - OH, COME ON. 367 00:13:23,336 --> 00:13:24,702 - YOU COME ON, DARIA. 368 00:13:24,704 --> 00:13:26,904 SO I TRIED SOMETHING DIFFERENT. 369 00:13:26,906 --> 00:13:29,106 I WENT OUT ON A LIMB, AND I PARTICIPATED IN SOMETHING, 370 00:13:29,108 --> 00:13:30,341 AND IT WORKED OUT. 371 00:13:30,343 --> 00:13:33,911 WHY DO YOU HAVE TO BE SO PISSY ABOUT IT? 372 00:13:33,913 --> 00:13:36,714 - UH, BABE, THIS IS REALLY AWKWARD, RIGHT? 373 00:13:36,716 --> 00:13:38,116 - YEAH, BABE. 374 00:13:38,118 --> 00:13:39,217 - IT'S CREEPING ME OUT. 375 00:13:39,219 --> 00:13:41,219 - OH, KEVIE, COME ON. 376 00:13:41,221 --> 00:13:44,955 NURSE BRITTANY GONNA MAKE YOU FEEL ALL BETTER. 377 00:13:51,797 --> 00:13:54,198 - ♪ EXCUSE ME ♪ 378 00:13:54,200 --> 00:13:56,234 ♪ EXCUSE ME ♪ 379 00:14:00,039 --> 00:14:03,040 [dramatic instrumental music] 380 00:14:03,042 --> 00:14:06,444 ♪ ♪ 381 00:14:06,446 --> 00:14:10,448 [cheers and applause] 382 00:14:10,450 --> 00:14:12,049 - WHOO! 383 00:14:12,051 --> 00:14:14,418 - LET'S GO, JANE! 384 00:14:14,420 --> 00:14:21,258 ♪ ♪ 385 00:14:26,066 --> 00:14:28,566 - ALL RIGHT, SO I THOUGHT I WAS MAKING A JOKE, 386 00:14:28,568 --> 00:14:31,369 BUT I WAS REALLY HUMILIATING YOU IN FRONT OF THIS GUY YOU LIKE-- 387 00:14:31,371 --> 00:14:32,370 - APPRECIATE. 388 00:14:32,372 --> 00:14:33,837 - THIS GUY YOU APPRECIATE, 389 00:14:33,839 --> 00:14:35,906 WHICH WAS STUPID AND INSENSITIVE, 390 00:14:35,908 --> 00:14:38,543 SO I'M AN IDIOT, AND I'M SORRY, OKAY? 391 00:14:38,545 --> 00:14:39,944 - NOT SO FAST. 392 00:14:39,946 --> 00:14:41,946 HOW DO I KNOW THIS IS A SINCERE APOLOGY 393 00:14:41,948 --> 00:14:44,415 AND NOT A CHEAP PLOY TO GET BACK ON MY GOOD SIDE? 394 00:14:44,417 --> 00:14:46,184 - WHY DOES THERE HAVE TO BE A DIFFERENCE? 395 00:14:46,186 --> 00:14:47,184 - I ACCEPT. 396 00:14:47,186 --> 00:14:48,385 - THANK YOU. 397 00:14:48,387 --> 00:14:49,587 PIZZA AFTER SCHOOL? 398 00:14:49,589 --> 00:14:51,789 - I WISH I COULD. PRACTICE. 399 00:14:51,791 --> 00:14:54,125 - I GUESS WE'D BETTER JOIN THE REST OF THE CHEERLEADERS 400 00:14:54,127 --> 00:14:55,693 BEFORE WE GET DETENTION AGAIN. 401 00:14:55,695 --> 00:14:56,960 - DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT. 402 00:14:56,962 --> 00:14:58,296 - WHAT DO YOU MEAN? 403 00:14:58,298 --> 00:14:59,630 - HOW ARE THE LEGS, JANE? 404 00:14:59,632 --> 00:15:00,664 - OKAY. 405 00:15:00,666 --> 00:15:02,500 MAYBE A LITTLE SORE AFTER THE MEET. 406 00:15:02,502 --> 00:15:03,534 - SORE? 407 00:15:03,536 --> 00:15:05,169 YOU BETTER REST UP FOR TOMORROW. 408 00:15:05,171 --> 00:15:07,338 HERE, GO WATCH TV IN MY OFFICE. 409 00:15:07,340 --> 00:15:08,539 - I DON'T KNOW. 410 00:15:08,541 --> 00:15:10,475 I DON'T REALLY WANT TO BE ALL BY MYSELF. 411 00:15:10,477 --> 00:15:13,344 - MS. MORGENDORFFER, YOU JOIN HER. 412 00:15:13,346 --> 00:15:14,345 - YES, MA'AM. 413 00:15:14,347 --> 00:15:16,947 ANYTHING FOR THE TEAM, MA'AM. 414 00:15:16,949 --> 00:15:18,616 SO THAT'S YOUR ARCHENEMY. 415 00:15:18,618 --> 00:15:20,151 - DO YOU THINK IT'S HYPOCRITICAL OF ME 416 00:15:20,153 --> 00:15:22,287 TO ACCEPT FAVORS FROM A WOMAN I DESPISE? 417 00:15:22,289 --> 00:15:23,621 - DOES SHE HAVE CABLE? 418 00:15:23,623 --> 00:15:24,622 - LET'S FIND OUT. 419 00:15:24,624 --> 00:15:26,057 thump! 420 00:15:26,059 --> 00:15:27,991 - [muffled] HELP ME! 421 00:15:29,495 --> 00:15:31,228 - OH. THEY'RE EATING DINNER. 422 00:15:31,230 --> 00:15:34,999 SHOULD I SIT DOWN AND JOIN THEM OR FAKE A HEADACHE? 423 00:15:35,001 --> 00:15:36,433 I'M NOT FEELING TOO WELL. 424 00:15:36,435 --> 00:15:37,869 I THINK I'LL EAT LATER. 425 00:15:37,871 --> 00:15:41,605 - OH, BOY, CUCKOO GIRL IS AT IT AGAIN. 426 00:15:41,607 --> 00:15:42,907 - I'M REALLY WORRIED. 427 00:15:42,909 --> 00:15:44,909 SHE'S BEEN ACTING THIS WAY FOR DAYS. 428 00:15:44,911 --> 00:15:46,343 - IT'S THAT GUY KNUCKLES! 429 00:15:46,345 --> 00:15:48,245 I TELL YOU, HE'S MESSING WITH HER HEAD! 430 00:15:48,247 --> 00:15:50,214 - QUINN, I THOUGHT YOU WERE GOING TO SPEND SOME TIME 431 00:15:50,216 --> 00:15:51,315 WITH YOUR SISTER. 432 00:15:51,317 --> 00:15:52,717 - OH, YEAH. HERE. 433 00:15:52,719 --> 00:15:53,818 - WHAT'S THIS? 434 00:15:53,820 --> 00:15:55,119 - WELL, THAT ONE'S MY TIME SHEET 435 00:15:55,121 --> 00:15:58,456 SHOWING THE HOURS AND LOCATIONS WHERE I BABYSAT DARIA. 436 00:15:58,458 --> 00:16:01,326 AND THAT OTHER ONE'S A RECEIPT FOR MY NEW PLEATHER JACKET. 437 00:16:01,328 --> 00:16:02,493 THANKS! 438 00:16:02,495 --> 00:16:03,828 - $300? 439 00:16:03,830 --> 00:16:07,198 - DAD, IT'S VERY DIFFICULT TO KEEP HER AMUSED. 440 00:16:07,200 --> 00:16:09,801 OH, AND WHEN THE CASH ADVANCE SHOWS UP ON THE STATEMENT, 441 00:16:09,803 --> 00:16:11,102 DON'T BLAME ME. 442 00:16:11,104 --> 00:16:12,503 THAT'S DARIA'S. 443 00:16:12,505 --> 00:16:14,138 [school bell rings] 444 00:16:14,140 --> 00:16:15,439 - HOW'D THE MATH TEST GO? 445 00:16:15,441 --> 00:16:16,440 - I PASSED. 446 00:16:16,442 --> 00:16:18,109 - YOU HOPE. - I KNOW. 447 00:16:18,111 --> 00:16:19,544 - WELL, AREN'T WE CONFIDENT? 448 00:16:19,546 --> 00:16:21,745 IF I HAD AS MUCH TROUBLE WITH-- 449 00:16:21,747 --> 00:16:23,948 YOU GOT A BYE ON THE TEST, DIDN'T YOU? 450 00:16:23,950 --> 00:16:25,950 - I PROBABLY WOULD'VE GOTTEN A "C" ANYWAY. 451 00:16:25,952 --> 00:16:27,118 - I CAN'T BELIEVE IT. 452 00:16:27,120 --> 00:16:28,752 - HEY, YOU WATCHED TV WITH ME 453 00:16:28,754 --> 00:16:30,054 INSTEAD OF GOING TO GYM. 454 00:16:30,056 --> 00:16:31,255 - SO? 455 00:16:31,257 --> 00:16:33,224 - SO THAT WAS ONE PERK OF BEING ON THE TEAM. 456 00:16:33,226 --> 00:16:34,525 THE MATH TEST WAS ANOTHER. 457 00:16:34,527 --> 00:16:36,094 - YOU DON'T SEE ANY DIFFERENCE? 458 00:16:36,096 --> 00:16:38,363 - YEAH, THE MATH TEST WAS A HELL OF A LOT BETTER. 459 00:16:38,365 --> 00:16:40,798 - GIVE ME A BREAK. 460 00:16:40,800 --> 00:16:42,166 - WHAT'S UP WITH YOUR FRIEND? 461 00:16:42,168 --> 00:16:44,035 - OH, I RUBBED HER SELF-RIGHTEOUSNESS 462 00:16:44,037 --> 00:16:45,235 THE WRONG WAY. 463 00:16:45,237 --> 00:16:47,004 - I DON'T KNOW WHY YOU HANG OUT WITH HER ANYWAY. 464 00:16:47,006 --> 00:16:48,206 - WHAT DO YOU MEAN? 465 00:16:48,208 --> 00:16:50,508 - WELL, YOU'RE SORT OF A SPORTS STAR NOW. 466 00:16:50,510 --> 00:16:54,278 IT'S NOT SO COOL TO BE HANGING AROUND WITH, YOU KNOW, LOSERS. 467 00:16:54,280 --> 00:16:55,813 - YEAH, YOU'RE RIGHT. 468 00:16:55,815 --> 00:16:58,282 I'VE BEEN SPENDING TOO MUCH TIME WITH LOSERS. 469 00:16:58,284 --> 00:17:00,084 - I'M GLAD YOU... 470 00:17:00,086 --> 00:17:02,153 SEE IT MY WAY. 471 00:17:05,324 --> 00:17:08,058 - ADMIT IT: SHE HAD A POINT. 472 00:17:08,060 --> 00:17:09,593 WHO AM I TO CRITICIZE HER 473 00:17:09,595 --> 00:17:11,628 WHEN I WAS GETTING SPILLOVER PERKS? 474 00:17:11,630 --> 00:17:13,730 GOD, I WISH SHE'D JUST QUIT THAT DAMN TEAM. 475 00:17:13,732 --> 00:17:14,731 IT'S CORRUPTING ME. 476 00:17:14,733 --> 00:17:15,800 [knock at door] 477 00:17:15,802 --> 00:17:17,034 I'LL GET IT. 478 00:17:17,036 --> 00:17:18,669 - YO, IT'S ME. 479 00:17:18,671 --> 00:17:20,771 - ACT NATURAL. 480 00:17:20,773 --> 00:17:21,806 YOU'RE NOT HURT. 481 00:17:21,808 --> 00:17:23,340 - WHAT? - HUH? 482 00:17:23,342 --> 00:17:26,277 - LOOK, I'VE BEEN THINKING, AND YOU'RE RIGHT. 483 00:17:26,279 --> 00:17:29,180 IT WAS REALLY SCREWED UP OF ME TO TAKE A BYE ON THAT MATH TEST. 484 00:17:29,182 --> 00:17:32,083 I SHOULD HAVE GONE IN THERE AND FAILED IT ON MY OWN. 485 00:17:32,085 --> 00:17:34,185 - THEY GAVE YOU THE CHANCE TO CUT A CORNER. 486 00:17:34,187 --> 00:17:35,853 I CAN'T BLAME YOU FOR TAKING IT. 487 00:17:35,855 --> 00:17:37,054 - THIS ALL HAPPENED 488 00:17:37,056 --> 00:17:38,722 'CAUSE I WAS TRYING TO PROVE TO MISS MORRIS 489 00:17:38,724 --> 00:17:39,857 THAT I'M NOT A DEADBEAT. 490 00:17:39,859 --> 00:17:42,459 - AND THAT EVAN GUY FACTORS IN EXACTLY HOW? 491 00:17:42,461 --> 00:17:43,527 - THAT JERK? 492 00:17:43,529 --> 00:17:45,696 I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU THOUGHT HE WAS CUTE. 493 00:17:45,698 --> 00:17:47,798 - YEAH, AREN'T I A DOPE? 494 00:17:47,800 --> 00:17:49,767 HEY, DON'T YOU HAVE PRACTICE NOW? 495 00:17:49,769 --> 00:17:51,569 - YEAH. I QUIT. 496 00:17:51,571 --> 00:17:53,037 - WHAT? - I QUIT. 497 00:17:53,039 --> 00:17:54,638 I'M AFRAID I MIGHT COME OUT OF HIGH SCHOOL 498 00:17:54,640 --> 00:17:55,773 KNOWING AS MUCH AS KEVIN. 499 00:17:55,775 --> 00:17:57,174 - YOU CAME OUT OF KINDERGARTEN 500 00:17:57,176 --> 00:17:58,542 KNOWING MORE THAN KEVIN. 501 00:17:58,544 --> 00:18:02,146 - REMIND ME OF THAT WHEN HE GETS HIS FOOTBALL SCHOLARSHIP. 502 00:18:04,117 --> 00:18:07,651 UM, I'LL BRING THE SPIKES BACK TOMORROW, HONEST. 503 00:18:07,653 --> 00:18:08,986 - JANE, I WISH YOU WOULD CONSIDER 504 00:18:08,988 --> 00:18:10,221 COMING BACK TO THE TEAM. 505 00:18:10,223 --> 00:18:11,422 - YEAH, COME ON, IT'LL BE COOL. 506 00:18:11,424 --> 00:18:13,190 - PLEASE, PLEASE. COME ON. - COME ON, JANE. 507 00:18:13,192 --> 00:18:15,293 - THANKS, BUT I STAND BY MY DECISION. 508 00:18:15,295 --> 00:18:16,960 - JANE, I WISH YOU WOULD CONSIDER 509 00:18:16,962 --> 00:18:18,562 COMING BACK TO THE TEAM. 510 00:18:18,564 --> 00:18:21,032 - AM I MISSING SOMETHING? 511 00:18:21,034 --> 00:18:23,867 - THE TEAM NEEDS YOU, AND YOU NEED THE TEAM 512 00:18:23,869 --> 00:18:26,637 IF YOU DON'T WANT TO BE HERE TAKING MATH AGAIN THIS SUMMER. 513 00:18:26,639 --> 00:18:29,473 - GEE, THAT ALMOST SOUNDS LIKE BLACKMAIL. 514 00:18:29,475 --> 00:18:32,143 FORTUNATELY, I CAN PULL UP MY MATH GRADE ON MY OWN. 515 00:18:32,145 --> 00:18:33,444 - THEN I'LL FLUNK YOU. 516 00:18:33,446 --> 00:18:34,978 - WHY DON'T I JUST GO TO MS. LI 517 00:18:34,980 --> 00:18:37,248 AND EXPOSE THIS WHOLE GRADE-CHANGING ARRANGEMENT? 518 00:18:37,250 --> 00:18:38,749 - SHE ALREADY KNOWS. 519 00:18:38,751 --> 00:18:41,652 - OKAY, THEN BACK OFF, OR I'LL TELL THE PTA. 520 00:18:41,654 --> 00:18:42,753 - THEY KNOW TOO. 521 00:18:42,755 --> 00:18:43,921 - CONGRESS? 522 00:18:43,923 --> 00:18:45,222 - YOU'RE BEATEN, LANE. 523 00:18:45,224 --> 00:18:47,758 - HOW ABOUT IF I CALL THE THREE LOCAL TV STATIONS 524 00:18:47,760 --> 00:18:48,893 AND TELL EACH ONE 525 00:18:48,895 --> 00:18:50,661 THAT THE OTHER TWO ARE RUNNING THE STORY? 526 00:18:50,663 --> 00:18:52,430 - DAMN. 527 00:18:55,334 --> 00:18:57,835 - I REALLY DON'T GET YOU. 528 00:18:57,837 --> 00:19:00,505 - NO, YOU DON'T. 529 00:19:00,507 --> 00:19:03,608 - WHAT HAPPENED TO YOUR "COME AND GET IT" HEELS? 530 00:19:03,610 --> 00:19:04,942 - HA, HA, DARIA. 531 00:19:04,944 --> 00:19:07,277 I DECIDED I SHOULDN'T WEAR SHOES THAT KILL ME 532 00:19:07,279 --> 00:19:09,247 JUST BECAUSE THEY MAKE MY LEGS LOOK HOT. 533 00:19:09,249 --> 00:19:11,582 - WHY, QUINN, HOW MATURE. 534 00:19:11,584 --> 00:19:14,518 - I MEAN, MY LEGS LOOK HOT NO MATTER WHAT I WEAR. 535 00:19:14,520 --> 00:19:17,522 THEY'D PROBABLY EVEN LOOK GOOD IN THOSE THINGS YOU HAVE ON. 536 00:19:20,927 --> 00:19:23,794 - I DIDN'T THINK THINGS COULD GET ANY MORE PATHETIC, 537 00:19:23,796 --> 00:19:25,896 BUT OBVIOUSLY, I WAS WRONG. 538 00:19:28,034 --> 00:19:29,566 - COME ON, LADIES. 539 00:19:29,568 --> 00:19:31,635 YOU'VE GOT A LOT OF WORK TO MAKE UP. 540 00:19:31,637 --> 00:19:33,404 [claps twice] 541 00:19:33,406 --> 00:19:36,073 - TELL ME THAT AT LEAST I HAVE MY INTEGRITY. 542 00:19:36,075 --> 00:19:37,975 - INTEGRITY IS A FUNNY WORD. 543 00:19:37,977 --> 00:19:39,343 - WELL, THEN AT LEAST TELL ME 544 00:19:39,345 --> 00:19:41,379 I'M MARGINALLY LESS CORRUPT THAN THE JOCKS. 545 00:19:41,381 --> 00:19:43,981 - YOU REFUSED TO PARTICIPATE IN A CROOKED SYSTEM 546 00:19:43,983 --> 00:19:46,717 WHERE GOOD GRADES ARE EXCHANGED FOR ATHLETIC PERFORMANCE, 547 00:19:46,719 --> 00:19:48,886 BUT YOU DIDN'T TRY TO REFORM THE SYSTEM EITHER. 548 00:19:48,888 --> 00:19:50,988 - FOR FEAR OF COMPLETE TEENAGE EXILE. 549 00:19:50,990 --> 00:19:52,056 - RIGHT. 550 00:19:52,058 --> 00:19:53,557 SO THE SYSTEM CONTINUES, 551 00:19:53,559 --> 00:19:55,225 YOU HAVEN'T REDEEMED YOURSELF, 552 00:19:55,227 --> 00:19:56,961 AND WE'RE OSTRACIZED ANYWAY. 553 00:19:56,963 --> 00:19:59,729 - COME ON, NOW, STOP TRYING TO PAINT A ROSY PICTURE. 554 00:19:59,731 --> 00:20:01,265 - YOU KNOW WHAT? - WHAT? 555 00:20:01,267 --> 00:20:03,867 - THEY REALLY ARE PREPARING US FOR THE REAL WORLD. 556 00:20:03,869 --> 00:20:06,036 - DARIA, JANE, COME ON. 557 00:20:06,038 --> 00:20:09,039 IT'S TIME FOR SPLITS! 558 00:20:09,041 --> 00:20:10,207 thump! 559 00:20:10,209 --> 00:20:12,810 OWWW! 560 00:20:12,812 --> 00:20:16,013 - ♪ LA-LA, LA, LA-LA ♪ 561 00:20:16,015 --> 00:20:19,016 Captioning by CaptionMax www.captionmax.com 562 00:20:19,018 --> 00:20:22,019 [upbeat rock music] 563 00:20:22,021 --> 00:20:27,758 ♪ ♪ 564 00:20:27,760 --> 00:20:28,793 ♪ LA, LA, LA ♪ 565 00:20:28,795 --> 00:20:32,496 ♪ ♪ 566 00:20:32,498 --> 00:20:33,798 ♪ LA, LA, LA ♪ 567 00:20:33,800 --> 00:20:37,301 ♪ ♪ 568 00:20:37,303 --> 00:20:38,803 ♪ LA, LA, LA ♪ 569 00:20:38,805 --> 00:20:48,813 ♪ ♪ 570 00:20:48,815 --> 00:20:51,315 ♪ LA-LA, LA, LA-LA ♪ 571 00:20:51,317 --> 00:20:53,417 ♪ ♪ 572 00:20:53,419 --> 00:20:56,253 ♪ LA-LA, LA, LA-LA ♪