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- ♪ LA-LA, LA, LA-LA ♪
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♪ LA-LA, LA, LA-LA ♪
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[whistle blows]
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- OKAY, LADIES, LISTEN UP.
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SINCE IT'S
FOCUS ON AGILITY MONTH,
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FOR THE REST OF THE CLASS,
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I WANT YOU ALL TO WORK
ON YOUR CARTWHEELS,
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SPLITS, AND AERIALS.
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BRITTANY,
THAT'S A PERFECT SPLIT.
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- THANKS, MISS MORRIS.
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WHOA-OO-OA!
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- FUNNY HOW ALL THE DRILLS
FOR FOCUS ON AGILITY MONTH
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ARE THE SAME ONES YOU'D DO
IF YOU WERE TRYING
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TO SNEAK A CHEERLEADER PRACTICE
INTO REGULAR GYM CLASS.
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- YES, AND I DON'T INTEND
TO STAND FOR IT.
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THEY CAN HAVE MY SQUAT THRUSTS
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WHEN THEY PRY THEM
FROM MY COLD, DEAD HANDS.
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- WHAT?
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- I DON'T KNOW.
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[dreamy electronic music]
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- SEE SOMETHING YOU LIKE,
OR JUST BROWSING?
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- I'M THINKING ABOUT GETTING
THOSE RUNNING SHOES.
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- UH-HUH.
WHAT COLOR WERE THEY?
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- JUST KICK THE BLEACHERS
OUT FROM UNDERNEATH ME, OKAY?
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- UH-OH, BUSTED.
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- LADIES,
WHY AREN'T YOU EXERCISING
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WITH THE REST OF THE CLASS?
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- WE ARE EXERCISING.
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- WE'RE EXERCISING
OUR RIGHT
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TO ABSTAIN
FROM CHEERLEADER PRACTICE.
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- THAT'S NOT CHEERLEADING.
IT'S AGILITY.
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JANE LANE, YOU'RE JUST LIKE
YOUR SISTERS, AREN'T YOU?
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- WE SHARE
CERTAIN CHROMOSOME PAIRS.
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BEYOND THAT,
I'M NOT SUPPOSED TO SAY.
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- YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN:
CAN'T BE PART OF A GROUP,
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ALWAYS HAVE TO BE DIFFERENT.
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YOUR SISTER PENNY NEVER WANTED
TO PARTICIPATE EITHER.
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I TAUGHT HER A THING OR TWO
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ABOUT THE AMERICAN
COMPETITIVE SPIRIT.
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- YOU SURE DID.
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THAT'S WHY SHE'S SPENT THE LAST
TEN YEARS OUT OF THE COUNTRY.
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- I KNOW WHAT KIND
OF UPBRINGING SHE'S HAD.
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WHAT'S YOUR EXCUSE?
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- I'M JUST PLAIN NO GOOD.
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- LIFE'S JUST ONE BIG
SMART-ASS JOKE, ISN'T IT?
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WELL, I'M HERE TO PREPARE YOU
FOR THE REAL WORLD.
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I'LL SEE YOU BOTH AFTER SCHOOL
TO MAKE UP THIS CLASS.
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- [muffled]
CAN SOMEBODY HELP ME, PLEASE?
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- YO, HOW COME YOU LOOK SO DOWN,
MAC DADDY?
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- DON'T CALL ME THAT.
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I THINK I SCREWED UP
THAT ETHICS TEST TODAY.
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HOW'D YOU DO?
- PRETTY GOOD.
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- WAIT A MINUTE.
YOU WEREN'T EVEN THERE TODAY.
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YOU CUT CLASS
ON THE DAY OF A MIDTERM?
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- I WAS EXCUSED.
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I DIDN'T HAVE TO TAKE THE TEST.
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COACH TALKED TO THE TEACHER,
AND I GOT BY.
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- YOU MEAN YOU GOT A BYE.
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- YEAH, THAT'S IT.
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COACH SAYS I GOT TO MAINTAIN
A "C" AVERAGE
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TO STAY ON THE TEAM,
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SO HE TOOK CARE OF IT
OR SOMETHING.
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- HEY, THAT'S NOT FAIR.
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I'M ON THE TEAM,
AND I HAD TO STUDY.
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- I'M THE Q.B., MAC DADDY.
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- I'VE TOLD YOU A MILLION TIMES:
DON'T CALL ME THAT!
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WHEN ARE YOU GONNA GET IT
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THROUGH YOUR THICK SKULL
ALREADY?
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- IF THAT'S HOW YOU FEEL,
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ALL YOU HAD TO DO
WAS SAY SO, BRO.
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SO, BRO,
WHAT'S WRONG, BRO?
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- [sighs]
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- DID YOU HEAR THAT?
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- WHOEVER SAID LIFE WAS FAIR?
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- I DON'T KNOW, BUT I'LL BET
HE WAS A QUARTERBACK.
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- YOU KNOW, I HAD
THIS WEIRD ANXIETY DREAM
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WHERE WE HAD
THIS POP QUIZ IN MATH
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THAT I WAS TOTALLY
UNPREPARED FOR.
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- WERE YOU IN YOUR UNDERWEAR?
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- NO,
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THAT'S HOW I FIGURED OUT
IT WASN'T A DREAM.
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- UH-OH.
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NOT A GREAT SCORE ON THE QUIZ?
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- MY STRAIGHT "C" AVERAGE
IN MATH
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IS NOW IN SERIOUS DANGER
OF BECOMING A "D,"
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SO I'M OFF TO STUDY HALL.
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- TO FINISH YOUR NAP?
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- YOU KNOW ME TOO WELL.
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- YO, BRO, WHAT'S WRONG?
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I'M HERE FOR YOU, BRO.
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HEY, BRO, WAIT UP!
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- GEE, DARIA, YOU'RE HOME LATE
FROM SCHOOL TODAY.
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- QUINN'S ALWAYS HOME THIS LATE.
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- YEAH, BUT THAT'S BECAUSE
SHE'S USUALLY WITH SOME--
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OH, MY GOSH.
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DARIA, YOU MET A GUY!
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- ACTUALLY, I'M LATE
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BECAUSE I HAD TO MAKE UP
GYM CLASS.
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- OH, YOU DON'T HAVE TO PRETEND
WITH OLD DAD.
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GO ON, TELL ME,
WHO'S THE LUCKY FELLA?
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GEE, DARIA, I HOPE HE'S NOT
PRESSURING YOU TO, UH, DO...
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ANYTHING.
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- ALL RIGHT,
YOU FIGURED ME OUT.
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HE'S A SENIOR, AND HE CARVES
WORDS INTO HIS ARM.
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TOGETHER WE'RE HOPING TO BUCK
THE ODDS AGAINST TEEN MARRIAGES.
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- [laughs]
THAT'S A GOOD ONE, DARIA.
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- I'M KIDDING.
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- OF COURSE YOU ARE, KIDDO.
I KNEW THAT.
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- OH, IF SOMEONE NAMED KNUCKLES
CALLS, IT'S FOR ME.
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- DARIA, JUST GETTING HOME?
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- I HAD TO MAKE UP GYM.
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- REALLY? WHY?
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- THE TEACHER WAS RUNNING
A CHEERLEADING PRACTICE
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DURING CLASS,
SO I SAT OUT.
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I'M NOT GONNA JUMP UP AND DOWN
LIKE AN IDIOT
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TO PROVE TO THE WORLD
WHAT I DON'T BELIEVE,
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WHICH IS THAT JOCKS
ARE GREAT.
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- GOOD FOR YOU, HONEY.
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THE ONLY WAY IT'LL STOP BEING
A MAN'S WORLD
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IS IF WE GET THE BOYS
OUT THERE
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IN THEIR SHORT SHORTS
CHEERING TOO.
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MM.
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WHAT I MEAN IS, THIS
DOUBLE STANDARD HAS GOT TO END.
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RIGHT, JAKE?
- DAMN STRAIGHT.
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EQUAL PAY FOR EQUAL WORK.
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IS THAT RIGHT?
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- DARIA, I DON'T APPROVE
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OF REFUSING TO PARTICIPATE
IN CLASS,
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BUT NO DAUGHTER OF MINE
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IS GOING TO BUY
INTO THE MIND-SET
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THAT A WOMAN'S PURPOSE IN LIFE
IS PLEASING MEN.
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- LIKE MY NEW SHOES?
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THEY PINCH MY TOES
AND GIVE ME BLISTERS,
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BUT THEY MAKE MY LEGS LOOK HOT,
SO I'M GONNA BUY ANOTHER PAIR.
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- SO HELEN
ACTUALLY SUPPORTED YOU
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ON THIS GYM CLASS THING.
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- HER VESTIGIAL SENSE
OF RIGHT AND WRONG
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WAS ACTING UP AGAIN.
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WHAT DOES YOUR MOTHER THINK
ABOUT IT?
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- I DON'T KNOW.
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WHEN SHE GETS BACK
FROM THE PAINTED DESERT,
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I'LL ASK HER
IF SHE HAD A VISION.
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YOU KNOW, I'D REALLY LIKE
TO SHOW THAT MS. MORRIS
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THAT THE LANES ARE NO BUNCH
OF ORDINARY DEADBEATS.
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- OF COURSE NOT.
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YOU'RE DEADBEATS WITH STYLE.
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- EXACTLY.
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AND SPEAKING OF STYLE,
FASHION FIENDS AT HIGH NOON.
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[girls giggling]
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- CAN YOU IMAGINE JOINING
AN ACTUAL SPORT?
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- YOU'D GET ALL SWEATY,
AND YOUR MAKEUP WOULD SMUDGE.
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- YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO DATE JOCKS,
NOT BE ONE.
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- OH, AND I READ IN WAIF
THAT RUNNING
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MAKES YOUR FEET SPREAD
TO A BIGGER SHOE SIZE,
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WHICH WOULD LOOK
REALLY, REALLY, REALLY BAD.
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all: EW.
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- HOW ARE YOUR FEET
IN THOSE NEW SHOES, QUINN?
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- THEY'RE KILLING ME.
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- OHH, THAT'S TOO BAD.
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WHAT KIND OF LOSER WOULD SIGN UP
FOR THE TRACK TEAM?
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- YOU GIRLS DON'T THINK
I'M A LOSER, DO YOU?
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- ARE YOU ASKING
IF YOU CAN HANG OUT WITH US?
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- NOPE.
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I PREFER WOMEN WITH A SLIGHTLY
MORE ENLIGHTENED ATTITUDE
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TOWARD FITNESS.
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- OH, YEAH?
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- I GUESS YOU CAN BE BORN
IN THE '80s
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AND STILL STUCK IN THE '50s.
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- MM.
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- IT'S HARD TO BELIEVE
THERE'S ANYONE ALIVE
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WHO STILL THINKS BEING ATHLETIC
ISN'T LADYLIKE.
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- MM.
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- WOMEN CAN EXCEL AT ANY SPORT
THEY PUT THEIR MINDS TO.
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- I DEFINITELY AGREE
WITH THAT.
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- ME TOO.
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I'D LIKE TO SIGN UP
FOR THE TRACK TEAM.
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- WHAT?
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- MISS LANE,
WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?
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- TRYING OUT FOR TRACK TEAM.
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- YOU WON'T PARTICIPATE
IN REGULAR GYM CLASS,
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BUT YOU WANT TO JOIN
AN EXTRACURRICULAR SPORT?
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- I LIKE TO RUN.
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- OKAY.
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LET'S SEE IF YOU'RE ANY GOOD
AT IT.
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- I'D PARTICULARLY LIKE TO RUN
UP AND DOWN YOUR SPINE
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WEARING TRACK SPIKES.
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- SHE ISN'T
YOUR FAVORITE TEACHER?
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- WE HAVE A SCORE TO SETTLE.
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- I'M EVAN, BY THE WAY.
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- JANE.
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- SO YOU THINK YOU'RE READY
FOR TRACK?
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- YEAH, I FIGURE
IF THE PEOPLE SUCK,
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I CAN ALWAYS WEAR HEADPHONES.
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- I'M WAY AHEAD OF YOU.
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- UNTIL WE GET OUT THERE.
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- YOU WALKING HOME?
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- NOT TODAY. PRACTICE.
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- SO YOU MADE
THE TRACK TEAM?
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- YEAH.
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THIS IS THE PART
WHERE YOU SAY,
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"HEY, WAY TO GO.
CONGRATULATIONS."
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- [monotone]
HEY, WAY TO GO.
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- "CONGRATULATIONS"?
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- [monotone]
CONGRATULATIONS.
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- NOW, DON'T GET MUSHY ON ME.
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- ARE MICROBES HAVING SEX
IN YOUR DRINKING WATER?
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H2...
[howls]
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NEXT ON SICK, SAD WORLD.
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[TV clicks off]
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- JANE ON A SCHOOL TEAM--
THAT'S PATHETIC.
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HEY, IF SHE'S THE PATHETIC ONE,
WHY AM I TALKING TO MYSELF?
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AND MORE IMPORTANTLY,
WHY AM I WAITING FOR A REPLY?
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- QUINN, IT IS SO GREAT OF YOU
TO INVITE US OVER
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TO WATCH THE MISS CONTINENTS
OF THE EARTH PAGEANT.
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- OH, SANDY, IT'S SO GREAT
OF YOU TO COME OVER.
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- QUINN, YOUR COUSIN
OR WHATEVER
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SURE SPENDS A LOT OF TIME
AT YOUR HOUSE.
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- YES, WELL,
SHE HAS NOWHERE ELSE TO GO,
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WHAT WITH HER PARENTS
BEING IN JAIL AND ALL.
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- LOOK, IT'S STARTING.
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- SHOULDN'T YOU ALL
BE RUNNING AROUND IN TEDDIES
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AND GIVING EACH OTHER MAKEOVERS
BY NOW?
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[applause]
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- MUSTARD IS NOT HER COLOR.
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beep, beep!
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- OH, THE NO-SALT, NO-OIL,
FAT-FREE POPCORN IS READY.
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- POPCORN!
- YUM.
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00:08:25,138 --> 00:08:26,805
- STOP.
MY MOUTH IS WATERING.
229
00:08:26,807 --> 00:08:28,439
- YUMMY.
230
00:08:28,441 --> 00:08:30,208
- JUST LOVE THAT STUFF.
231
00:08:32,679 --> 00:08:35,446
- OH, YEAH, I KNOW I LIKE
TO WEAR HEELS
232
00:08:35,448 --> 00:08:37,048
WITH MY BATHING SUIT.
233
00:08:37,050 --> 00:08:41,720
AND I NEVER GO SWIMMING
WITHOUT MY LIP LINER.
234
00:08:41,722 --> 00:08:45,190
- QUINN, I NEED
TO ASK YOU SOMETHING.
235
00:08:45,192 --> 00:08:46,191
- ALL RIGHT!
236
00:08:46,193 --> 00:08:47,458
SO TUESDAY NIGHT,
237
00:08:47,460 --> 00:08:49,894
I WASN'T WASHING CARS
FOR THE UNITED WAY.
238
00:08:49,896 --> 00:08:53,030
BUT, MOM, IF YOU'D SEEN
HIS BOYISH SMILE,
239
00:08:53,032 --> 00:08:54,466
YOU'D UNDERSTAND.
240
00:08:54,468 --> 00:08:57,001
- ACTUALLY,
I WANTED TO ASK YOU
241
00:08:57,003 --> 00:08:58,970
TO SPEND SOME TIME
WITH YOUR SISTER.
242
00:08:58,972 --> 00:09:02,941
- WHY DON'T YOU JUST LOCK ME
IN THE ATTIC TILL I'M 25?
243
00:09:02,943 --> 00:09:06,277
I CAN'T SACRIFICE ANY MORE
FOR HER, MOTHER.
244
00:09:06,279 --> 00:09:08,380
I JUST CAN'T.
245
00:09:08,382 --> 00:09:09,981
- QUINN, I'M WORRIED.
246
00:09:09,983 --> 00:09:12,884
SHE'S ALONE TOO MUCH, AND I
THINK SHE'S TALKING TO HERSELF.
247
00:09:12,886 --> 00:09:14,686
JUST GIVE HER AN AFTERNOON.
248
00:09:14,688 --> 00:09:16,154
SHE'D DO IT FOR YOU.
249
00:09:16,156 --> 00:09:18,089
- SHOULD I AGREE TO PERFORM
250
00:09:18,091 --> 00:09:19,924
THIS SENSITIVE
AND DIFFICULT TASK,
251
00:09:19,926 --> 00:09:21,492
AND I'M NOT SAYING I WILL,
252
00:09:21,494 --> 00:09:22,827
WHAT'S IN IT FOR ME?
253
00:09:22,829 --> 00:09:25,330
- I AM DISAPPOINTED
THAT IT'S COME TO THIS,
254
00:09:25,332 --> 00:09:28,233
BUT YOU CAN TAKE MY CREDIT CARD
TO THE MALL.
255
00:09:28,235 --> 00:09:29,401
- PLATINUM?
- GREEN.
256
00:09:29,403 --> 00:09:30,868
- GOLD.
- DONE.
257
00:09:32,973 --> 00:09:34,239
[knocking]
258
00:09:34,241 --> 00:09:35,807
- SOMEONE'S KNOCKING.
259
00:09:35,809 --> 00:09:36,808
COME IN.
260
00:09:36,810 --> 00:09:39,277
- HI, DARIA.
261
00:09:39,279 --> 00:09:40,511
HOW'S IT GOING?
262
00:09:40,513 --> 00:09:41,846
- OKAY. OUT WITH IT.
263
00:09:41,848 --> 00:09:44,749
- I WAS THINKING
THAT YOU AND I COULD, YOU KNOW,
264
00:09:44,751 --> 00:09:46,117
DO SOMETHING TOGETHER.
265
00:09:46,119 --> 00:09:49,287
- ALL RIGHT, WHO ARE YOU,
AND WHERE ARE YOU HIDING QUINN?
266
00:09:49,289 --> 00:09:50,421
- WHAT?
267
00:09:50,423 --> 00:09:52,257
CAN'T A SISTER
SPEND TIME WITH HER--
268
00:09:52,259 --> 00:09:53,591
- COUSIN?
269
00:09:53,593 --> 00:09:55,860
- ALL RIGHT, MOM IS FORCING ME
TO HANG OUT WITH YOU.
270
00:09:55,862 --> 00:09:56,861
- "FORCING"?
271
00:09:56,863 --> 00:09:58,363
- I'VE GOT HER GOLD CARD.
272
00:09:58,365 --> 00:09:59,797
- WHY DIDN'T YOU JUST SAY SO?
273
00:09:59,799 --> 00:10:01,165
GIVE ME
THE FIRST CASH ADVANCE,
274
00:10:01,167 --> 00:10:02,934
AND YOU CAN COME WITH ME
TO THE LIBRARY.
275
00:10:02,936 --> 00:10:04,268
- THE LIBRARY?
276
00:10:04,270 --> 00:10:06,705
IF ANYONE SAW ME THERE,
I'D DIE.
277
00:10:06,707 --> 00:10:08,906
- OKAY, THEN.
HOW 'BOUT THE MALL?
278
00:10:08,908 --> 00:10:11,176
YOU KNOW, WHERE YOUR FRIENDS
HANG OUT.
279
00:10:20,086 --> 00:10:21,586
- UM, HI.
280
00:10:21,588 --> 00:10:22,887
- WILL YOU READ TO ME?
281
00:10:22,889 --> 00:10:24,455
- I REALLY LIKE STORIES.
282
00:10:24,457 --> 00:10:27,558
- YOU DON'T HAVE TO TELL ME
A STORY; JUST TALK.
283
00:10:27,560 --> 00:10:29,860
- SO JACK AND JILL
WENT UP THE HILL OR WHATEVER
284
00:10:29,862 --> 00:10:33,364
TO THE SAMPLE SALE, WHERE JILL
FOUND THE PERFECT ENSEMBLE,
285
00:10:33,366 --> 00:10:34,699
AND JACK GAVE IT TO HER
286
00:10:34,701 --> 00:10:37,202
FOR THE ONE MONTH'S ANNIVERSARY
OF THEIR FIRST DATE.
287
00:10:37,204 --> 00:10:38,603
- HEY, QUINN.
288
00:10:38,605 --> 00:10:41,072
I JUST CAME BY TO PICK UP MY
LITTLE BROTHER FROM STORY HOUR.
289
00:10:41,074 --> 00:10:42,674
I DIDN'T KNOW
YOU WERE A READER.
290
00:10:42,676 --> 00:10:45,577
- HI, CALVIN.
I'M NOT ACTUALLY--
291
00:10:45,579 --> 00:10:47,512
- THAT'S REALLY COOL.
I MEAN, YOU'RE POPULAR.
292
00:10:47,514 --> 00:10:49,113
YOU DON'T HAVE TO VOLUNTEER.
293
00:10:49,115 --> 00:10:53,084
- OH, WELL, YOU KNOW,
I GET BACK MORE THAN I GIVE.
294
00:10:53,086 --> 00:10:56,287
I MEAN, THE CHILDREN
APPRECIATE IT SO.
295
00:10:56,289 --> 00:10:59,824
LIBRARIAN, COULD YOU RETURN
THESE MAGAZINES FOR ME?
296
00:10:59,826 --> 00:11:01,926
THANKS A BUNCH, DEAR.
297
00:11:01,928 --> 00:11:04,429
SO WHERE ARE YOU GUYS
HEADED NOW?
298
00:11:04,431 --> 00:11:07,532
- "THIN THIGHS FOR YOUR MAN."
299
00:11:07,534 --> 00:11:10,434
BUT I DON'T LIKE MEN
WITH THIN THIGHS.
300
00:11:11,872 --> 00:11:14,071
LAND THAT BIG
SNEAKER ENDORSEMENT YET?
301
00:11:14,073 --> 00:11:15,807
- NAH, THEY WOULDN'T
MEET MY PRICE.
302
00:11:15,809 --> 00:11:17,141
TODAY'S OUR FIRST TRACK MEET.
303
00:11:17,143 --> 00:11:19,277
I WOULDN'T MIND
IF YOU WERE THERE.
304
00:11:19,279 --> 00:11:20,344
- OH.
305
00:11:20,346 --> 00:11:21,946
WELL, YOU KNOW
HOW I HATE TO CANCEL
306
00:11:21,948 --> 00:11:24,482
MY LINE DANCING LESSON,
BUT OKAY.
307
00:11:24,484 --> 00:11:26,084
- COOL.
308
00:11:26,086 --> 00:11:28,086
- THE QUESTION IS,
309
00:11:28,088 --> 00:11:32,223
AM I SUPPORTING MY FRIEND
OR HER SURRENDER TO THE SYSTEM?
310
00:11:32,225 --> 00:11:33,357
DO YOU MIND?
311
00:11:33,359 --> 00:11:35,460
THIS IS A PRIVATE CONVERSATION.
312
00:11:35,462 --> 00:11:36,461
[whistle blows]
313
00:11:36,463 --> 00:11:37,462
- HEY, DARIA.
314
00:11:37,464 --> 00:11:38,596
- TRENT?
315
00:11:38,598 --> 00:11:39,964
WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?
316
00:11:39,966 --> 00:11:42,801
- I CAME TO SUPPORT JANEY.
317
00:11:42,803 --> 00:11:45,270
THEY'RE POWER-SCRUBBING
MY ROOM AGAIN.
318
00:11:45,272 --> 00:11:47,972
ANYWAY, THIS RUNNING STUFF
MEANS A LOT TO HER.
319
00:11:47,974 --> 00:11:48,973
- UH-HUH.
320
00:11:48,975 --> 00:11:51,008
- WHAT SHE'S DOING TAKES GUTS--
321
00:11:51,010 --> 00:11:53,377
ALL THAT PRACTICING
DAY IN, DAY OUT.
322
00:11:53,379 --> 00:11:54,379
- YEAH.
323
00:11:54,381 --> 00:11:55,813
- AND WHAT FOR?
324
00:11:55,815 --> 00:11:57,915
SO A CROWD OF DRUNKS
CAN MAKE YOUR ART
325
00:11:57,917 --> 00:12:00,551
THE BACKDROP TO THEIR
PATHETIC MATING DANCE?
326
00:12:00,553 --> 00:12:02,420
THEY DON'T CARE
ABOUT YOUR DREAM.
327
00:12:02,422 --> 00:12:04,255
THEY JUST WANT SOMETHING LOUD
GOING ON
328
00:12:04,257 --> 00:12:06,324
SO THEY DON'T HAVE TO TALK.
329
00:12:06,326 --> 00:12:09,927
- WE'RE NOT DISCUSSING JANE
ANYMORE, ARE WE?
330
00:12:11,430 --> 00:12:12,997
[whistle blows]
331
00:12:12,999 --> 00:12:16,801
[crowd cheering]
332
00:12:16,803 --> 00:12:18,469
- HEY, JANE'S GOOD.
333
00:12:18,471 --> 00:12:20,004
- SHE'S GREAT.
334
00:12:20,006 --> 00:12:23,007
[cheers and applause]
335
00:12:23,009 --> 00:12:24,375
- [monotone]
GO. GO.
336
00:12:24,377 --> 00:12:26,443
KICK BUTT.
337
00:12:28,515 --> 00:12:30,582
AND YOU MISSED
A LOT OF REALLY GOOD TV
338
00:12:30,584 --> 00:12:32,416
WHILE YOU WERE
AT ALL THOSE PRACTICES.
339
00:12:32,418 --> 00:12:34,085
THE OTHER DAY,
THEY HAD THIS SPECIAL,
340
00:12:34,087 --> 00:12:35,352
WHEN ANIMALS HOLD A GRUDGE--
341
00:12:35,354 --> 00:12:37,722
- JANE, YOU WERE AMAZING.
FIRST PLACE?
342
00:12:37,724 --> 00:12:39,190
- YEAH, CONGRATULATIONS.
343
00:12:39,192 --> 00:12:40,491
- THANKS.
344
00:12:40,493 --> 00:12:42,794
I JUST PRETEND I'M RUNNING AWAY
FROM A PEP RALLY.
345
00:12:42,796 --> 00:12:44,395
- YO, BRO!
346
00:12:44,397 --> 00:12:45,730
- GOT TO GO.
347
00:12:45,732 --> 00:12:47,798
- SO ANYWAY,
THIS ONE PARAKEET
348
00:12:47,800 --> 00:12:49,434
WAS REALLY TICKED OFF
AT ITS OWNER
349
00:12:49,436 --> 00:12:51,169
FOR NOT CHANGING ITS WATER.
350
00:12:51,171 --> 00:12:52,336
- HEY, TEAMMATE.
351
00:12:52,338 --> 00:12:54,472
DID YOU SEE THIS GIRL
RUN LIKE THE WIND?
352
00:12:54,474 --> 00:12:56,341
- HAVE YOU EVER HEARD HER
BREAK WIND?
353
00:12:56,343 --> 00:12:57,408
- DARIA!
354
00:12:57,410 --> 00:12:59,043
- [laughs]
THAT'S PRETTY FUNNY.
355
00:12:59,045 --> 00:13:01,079
SEE YOU AT PRACTICE, SPEEDY.
356
00:13:01,081 --> 00:13:04,182
- SO ANYWAY, THE PARAKEET
WAITS UNTIL ITS OWNER--
357
00:13:04,184 --> 00:13:06,518
- JEEZ, DARIA, WHAT THE HELL
WAS THAT ALL ABOUT?
358
00:13:06,520 --> 00:13:07,619
- WHAT?
359
00:13:07,621 --> 00:13:09,854
- HEY, HEY, HEY,
IT'S THE TRACK STAR.
360
00:13:09,856 --> 00:13:11,522
YOU'RE GONNA LIKE
BEING A JOCK, MAN.
361
00:13:11,524 --> 00:13:14,292
WHEN YOU'RE A WINNER, EVERYBODY
WANTS TO BE YOUR FRIEND.
362
00:13:14,294 --> 00:13:16,527
- NOT LIKE THOSE BORING FRIENDS
YOU USED TO HAVE
363
00:13:16,529 --> 00:13:18,362
WHO LIKED YOU
EVEN WHEN YOU LOST.
364
00:13:18,364 --> 00:13:19,530
- YOU MEAN THE ONES WHO MADE
365
00:13:19,532 --> 00:13:22,200
INCREDIBLY HUMILIATING JOKES
AT MY EXPENSE?
366
00:13:22,202 --> 00:13:23,334
- OH, COME ON.
367
00:13:23,336 --> 00:13:24,702
- YOU COME ON, DARIA.
368
00:13:24,704 --> 00:13:26,904
SO I TRIED
SOMETHING DIFFERENT.
369
00:13:26,906 --> 00:13:29,106
I WENT OUT ON A LIMB,
AND I PARTICIPATED IN SOMETHING,
370
00:13:29,108 --> 00:13:30,341
AND IT WORKED OUT.
371
00:13:30,343 --> 00:13:33,911
WHY DO YOU HAVE TO BE
SO PISSY ABOUT IT?
372
00:13:33,913 --> 00:13:36,714
- UH, BABE, THIS IS
REALLY AWKWARD, RIGHT?
373
00:13:36,716 --> 00:13:38,116
- YEAH, BABE.
374
00:13:38,118 --> 00:13:39,217
- IT'S CREEPING ME OUT.
375
00:13:39,219 --> 00:13:41,219
- OH, KEVIE, COME ON.
376
00:13:41,221 --> 00:13:44,955
NURSE BRITTANY GONNA MAKE YOU
FEEL ALL BETTER.
377
00:13:51,797 --> 00:13:54,198
- ♪ EXCUSE ME ♪
378
00:13:54,200 --> 00:13:56,234
♪ EXCUSE ME ♪
379
00:14:00,039 --> 00:14:03,040
[dramatic instrumental music]
380
00:14:03,042 --> 00:14:06,444
♪ ♪
381
00:14:06,446 --> 00:14:10,448
[cheers and applause]
382
00:14:10,450 --> 00:14:12,049
- WHOO!
383
00:14:12,051 --> 00:14:14,418
- LET'S GO, JANE!
384
00:14:14,420 --> 00:14:21,258
♪ ♪
385
00:14:26,066 --> 00:14:28,566
- ALL RIGHT, SO I THOUGHT
I WAS MAKING A JOKE,
386
00:14:28,568 --> 00:14:31,369
BUT I WAS REALLY HUMILIATING YOU
IN FRONT OF THIS GUY YOU LIKE--
387
00:14:31,371 --> 00:14:32,370
- APPRECIATE.
388
00:14:32,372 --> 00:14:33,837
- THIS GUY
YOU APPRECIATE,
389
00:14:33,839 --> 00:14:35,906
WHICH WAS STUPID
AND INSENSITIVE,
390
00:14:35,908 --> 00:14:38,543
SO I'M AN IDIOT,
AND I'M SORRY, OKAY?
391
00:14:38,545 --> 00:14:39,944
- NOT SO FAST.
392
00:14:39,946 --> 00:14:41,946
HOW DO I KNOW
THIS IS A SINCERE APOLOGY
393
00:14:41,948 --> 00:14:44,415
AND NOT A CHEAP PLOY
TO GET BACK ON MY GOOD SIDE?
394
00:14:44,417 --> 00:14:46,184
- WHY DOES THERE HAVE TO BE
A DIFFERENCE?
395
00:14:46,186 --> 00:14:47,184
- I ACCEPT.
396
00:14:47,186 --> 00:14:48,385
- THANK YOU.
397
00:14:48,387 --> 00:14:49,587
PIZZA AFTER SCHOOL?
398
00:14:49,589 --> 00:14:51,789
- I WISH I COULD.
PRACTICE.
399
00:14:51,791 --> 00:14:54,125
- I GUESS WE'D BETTER JOIN
THE REST OF THE CHEERLEADERS
400
00:14:54,127 --> 00:14:55,693
BEFORE WE GET DETENTION AGAIN.
401
00:14:55,695 --> 00:14:56,960
- DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT.
402
00:14:56,962 --> 00:14:58,296
- WHAT DO YOU MEAN?
403
00:14:58,298 --> 00:14:59,630
- HOW ARE THE LEGS, JANE?
404
00:14:59,632 --> 00:15:00,664
- OKAY.
405
00:15:00,666 --> 00:15:02,500
MAYBE A LITTLE SORE
AFTER THE MEET.
406
00:15:02,502 --> 00:15:03,534
- SORE?
407
00:15:03,536 --> 00:15:05,169
YOU BETTER REST UP
FOR TOMORROW.
408
00:15:05,171 --> 00:15:07,338
HERE, GO WATCH TV
IN MY OFFICE.
409
00:15:07,340 --> 00:15:08,539
- I DON'T KNOW.
410
00:15:08,541 --> 00:15:10,475
I DON'T REALLY WANT
TO BE ALL BY MYSELF.
411
00:15:10,477 --> 00:15:13,344
- MS. MORGENDORFFER,
YOU JOIN HER.
412
00:15:13,346 --> 00:15:14,345
- YES, MA'AM.
413
00:15:14,347 --> 00:15:16,947
ANYTHING FOR THE TEAM, MA'AM.
414
00:15:16,949 --> 00:15:18,616
SO THAT'S YOUR ARCHENEMY.
415
00:15:18,618 --> 00:15:20,151
- DO YOU THINK
IT'S HYPOCRITICAL OF ME
416
00:15:20,153 --> 00:15:22,287
TO ACCEPT FAVORS
FROM A WOMAN I DESPISE?
417
00:15:22,289 --> 00:15:23,621
- DOES SHE HAVE CABLE?
418
00:15:23,623 --> 00:15:24,622
- LET'S FIND OUT.
419
00:15:24,624 --> 00:15:26,057
thump!
420
00:15:26,059 --> 00:15:27,991
- [muffled]
HELP ME!
421
00:15:29,495 --> 00:15:31,228
- OH.
THEY'RE EATING DINNER.
422
00:15:31,230 --> 00:15:34,999
SHOULD I SIT DOWN AND JOIN THEM
OR FAKE A HEADACHE?
423
00:15:35,001 --> 00:15:36,433
I'M NOT FEELING TOO WELL.
424
00:15:36,435 --> 00:15:37,869
I THINK I'LL EAT LATER.
425
00:15:37,871 --> 00:15:41,605
- OH, BOY, CUCKOO GIRL
IS AT IT AGAIN.
426
00:15:41,607 --> 00:15:42,907
- I'M REALLY WORRIED.
427
00:15:42,909 --> 00:15:44,909
SHE'S BEEN ACTING THIS WAY
FOR DAYS.
428
00:15:44,911 --> 00:15:46,343
- IT'S THAT GUY KNUCKLES!
429
00:15:46,345 --> 00:15:48,245
I TELL YOU,
HE'S MESSING WITH HER HEAD!
430
00:15:48,247 --> 00:15:50,214
- QUINN, I THOUGHT YOU WERE
GOING TO SPEND SOME TIME
431
00:15:50,216 --> 00:15:51,315
WITH YOUR SISTER.
432
00:15:51,317 --> 00:15:52,717
- OH, YEAH. HERE.
433
00:15:52,719 --> 00:15:53,818
- WHAT'S THIS?
434
00:15:53,820 --> 00:15:55,119
- WELL, THAT ONE'S
MY TIME SHEET
435
00:15:55,121 --> 00:15:58,456
SHOWING THE HOURS AND LOCATIONS
WHERE I BABYSAT DARIA.
436
00:15:58,458 --> 00:16:01,326
AND THAT OTHER ONE'S A RECEIPT
FOR MY NEW PLEATHER JACKET.
437
00:16:01,328 --> 00:16:02,493
THANKS!
438
00:16:02,495 --> 00:16:03,828
- $300?
439
00:16:03,830 --> 00:16:07,198
- DAD, IT'S VERY DIFFICULT
TO KEEP HER AMUSED.
440
00:16:07,200 --> 00:16:09,801
OH, AND WHEN THE CASH ADVANCE
SHOWS UP ON THE STATEMENT,
441
00:16:09,803 --> 00:16:11,102
DON'T BLAME ME.
442
00:16:11,104 --> 00:16:12,503
THAT'S DARIA'S.
443
00:16:12,505 --> 00:16:14,138
[school bell rings]
444
00:16:14,140 --> 00:16:15,439
- HOW'D THE MATH TEST GO?
445
00:16:15,441 --> 00:16:16,440
- I PASSED.
446
00:16:16,442 --> 00:16:18,109
- YOU HOPE.
- I KNOW.
447
00:16:18,111 --> 00:16:19,544
- WELL, AREN'T WE CONFIDENT?
448
00:16:19,546 --> 00:16:21,745
IF I HAD
AS MUCH TROUBLE WITH--
449
00:16:21,747 --> 00:16:23,948
YOU GOT A BYE ON THE TEST,
DIDN'T YOU?
450
00:16:23,950 --> 00:16:25,950
- I PROBABLY WOULD'VE GOTTEN
A "C" ANYWAY.
451
00:16:25,952 --> 00:16:27,118
- I CAN'T BELIEVE IT.
452
00:16:27,120 --> 00:16:28,752
- HEY, YOU WATCHED TV
WITH ME
453
00:16:28,754 --> 00:16:30,054
INSTEAD OF GOING TO GYM.
454
00:16:30,056 --> 00:16:31,255
- SO?
455
00:16:31,257 --> 00:16:33,224
- SO THAT WAS ONE PERK
OF BEING ON THE TEAM.
456
00:16:33,226 --> 00:16:34,525
THE MATH TEST WAS ANOTHER.
457
00:16:34,527 --> 00:16:36,094
- YOU DON'T SEE
ANY DIFFERENCE?
458
00:16:36,096 --> 00:16:38,363
- YEAH, THE MATH TEST
WAS A HELL OF A LOT BETTER.
459
00:16:38,365 --> 00:16:40,798
- GIVE ME A BREAK.
460
00:16:40,800 --> 00:16:42,166
- WHAT'S UP
WITH YOUR FRIEND?
461
00:16:42,168 --> 00:16:44,035
- OH, I RUBBED
HER SELF-RIGHTEOUSNESS
462
00:16:44,037 --> 00:16:45,235
THE WRONG WAY.
463
00:16:45,237 --> 00:16:47,004
- I DON'T KNOW WHY YOU HANG OUT
WITH HER ANYWAY.
464
00:16:47,006 --> 00:16:48,206
- WHAT DO YOU MEAN?
465
00:16:48,208 --> 00:16:50,508
- WELL, YOU'RE SORT OF
A SPORTS STAR NOW.
466
00:16:50,510 --> 00:16:54,278
IT'S NOT SO COOL TO BE HANGING
AROUND WITH, YOU KNOW, LOSERS.
467
00:16:54,280 --> 00:16:55,813
- YEAH, YOU'RE RIGHT.
468
00:16:55,815 --> 00:16:58,282
I'VE BEEN SPENDING TOO MUCH TIME
WITH LOSERS.
469
00:16:58,284 --> 00:17:00,084
- I'M GLAD YOU...
470
00:17:00,086 --> 00:17:02,153
SEE IT MY WAY.
471
00:17:05,324 --> 00:17:08,058
- ADMIT IT:
SHE HAD A POINT.
472
00:17:08,060 --> 00:17:09,593
WHO AM I TO CRITICIZE HER
473
00:17:09,595 --> 00:17:11,628
WHEN I WAS GETTING
SPILLOVER PERKS?
474
00:17:11,630 --> 00:17:13,730
GOD, I WISH SHE'D JUST QUIT
THAT DAMN TEAM.
475
00:17:13,732 --> 00:17:14,731
IT'S CORRUPTING ME.
476
00:17:14,733 --> 00:17:15,800
[knock at door]
477
00:17:15,802 --> 00:17:17,034
I'LL GET IT.
478
00:17:17,036 --> 00:17:18,669
- YO, IT'S ME.
479
00:17:18,671 --> 00:17:20,771
- ACT NATURAL.
480
00:17:20,773 --> 00:17:21,806
YOU'RE NOT HURT.
481
00:17:21,808 --> 00:17:23,340
- WHAT?
- HUH?
482
00:17:23,342 --> 00:17:26,277
- LOOK, I'VE BEEN THINKING,
AND YOU'RE RIGHT.
483
00:17:26,279 --> 00:17:29,180
IT WAS REALLY SCREWED UP OF ME
TO TAKE A BYE ON THAT MATH TEST.
484
00:17:29,182 --> 00:17:32,083
I SHOULD HAVE GONE IN THERE
AND FAILED IT ON MY OWN.
485
00:17:32,085 --> 00:17:34,185
- THEY GAVE YOU THE CHANCE
TO CUT A CORNER.
486
00:17:34,187 --> 00:17:35,853
I CAN'T BLAME YOU
FOR TAKING IT.
487
00:17:35,855 --> 00:17:37,054
- THIS ALL HAPPENED
488
00:17:37,056 --> 00:17:38,722
'CAUSE I WAS TRYING
TO PROVE TO MISS MORRIS
489
00:17:38,724 --> 00:17:39,857
THAT I'M NOT A DEADBEAT.
490
00:17:39,859 --> 00:17:42,459
- AND THAT EVAN GUY
FACTORS IN EXACTLY HOW?
491
00:17:42,461 --> 00:17:43,527
- THAT JERK?
492
00:17:43,529 --> 00:17:45,696
I CAN'T BELIEVE
YOU THOUGHT HE WAS CUTE.
493
00:17:45,698 --> 00:17:47,798
- YEAH, AREN'T I A DOPE?
494
00:17:47,800 --> 00:17:49,767
HEY, DON'T YOU
HAVE PRACTICE NOW?
495
00:17:49,769 --> 00:17:51,569
- YEAH. I QUIT.
496
00:17:51,571 --> 00:17:53,037
- WHAT?
- I QUIT.
497
00:17:53,039 --> 00:17:54,638
I'M AFRAID I MIGHT
COME OUT OF HIGH SCHOOL
498
00:17:54,640 --> 00:17:55,773
KNOWING AS MUCH AS KEVIN.
499
00:17:55,775 --> 00:17:57,174
- YOU CAME OUT
OF KINDERGARTEN
500
00:17:57,176 --> 00:17:58,542
KNOWING MORE THAN KEVIN.
501
00:17:58,544 --> 00:18:02,146
- REMIND ME OF THAT WHEN HE GETS
HIS FOOTBALL SCHOLARSHIP.
502
00:18:04,117 --> 00:18:07,651
UM, I'LL BRING THE SPIKES BACK
TOMORROW, HONEST.
503
00:18:07,653 --> 00:18:08,986
- JANE, I WISH
YOU WOULD CONSIDER
504
00:18:08,988 --> 00:18:10,221
COMING BACK TO THE TEAM.
505
00:18:10,223 --> 00:18:11,422
- YEAH, COME ON,
IT'LL BE COOL.
506
00:18:11,424 --> 00:18:13,190
- PLEASE, PLEASE. COME ON.
- COME ON, JANE.
507
00:18:13,192 --> 00:18:15,293
- THANKS, BUT I STAND
BY MY DECISION.
508
00:18:15,295 --> 00:18:16,960
- JANE, I WISH
YOU WOULD CONSIDER
509
00:18:16,962 --> 00:18:18,562
COMING BACK TO THE TEAM.
510
00:18:18,564 --> 00:18:21,032
- AM I MISSING SOMETHING?
511
00:18:21,034 --> 00:18:23,867
- THE TEAM NEEDS YOU,
AND YOU NEED THE TEAM
512
00:18:23,869 --> 00:18:26,637
IF YOU DON'T WANT TO BE HERE
TAKING MATH AGAIN THIS SUMMER.
513
00:18:26,639 --> 00:18:29,473
- GEE, THAT ALMOST SOUNDS
LIKE BLACKMAIL.
514
00:18:29,475 --> 00:18:32,143
FORTUNATELY, I CAN PULL UP
MY MATH GRADE ON MY OWN.
515
00:18:32,145 --> 00:18:33,444
- THEN I'LL FLUNK YOU.
516
00:18:33,446 --> 00:18:34,978
- WHY DON'T I JUST GO
TO MS. LI
517
00:18:34,980 --> 00:18:37,248
AND EXPOSE THIS WHOLE
GRADE-CHANGING ARRANGEMENT?
518
00:18:37,250 --> 00:18:38,749
- SHE ALREADY KNOWS.
519
00:18:38,751 --> 00:18:41,652
- OKAY, THEN BACK OFF,
OR I'LL TELL THE PTA.
520
00:18:41,654 --> 00:18:42,753
- THEY KNOW TOO.
521
00:18:42,755 --> 00:18:43,921
- CONGRESS?
522
00:18:43,923 --> 00:18:45,222
- YOU'RE BEATEN, LANE.
523
00:18:45,224 --> 00:18:47,758
- HOW ABOUT IF I CALL
THE THREE LOCAL TV STATIONS
524
00:18:47,760 --> 00:18:48,893
AND TELL EACH ONE
525
00:18:48,895 --> 00:18:50,661
THAT THE OTHER TWO
ARE RUNNING THE STORY?
526
00:18:50,663 --> 00:18:52,430
- DAMN.
527
00:18:55,334 --> 00:18:57,835
- I REALLY DON'T GET YOU.
528
00:18:57,837 --> 00:19:00,505
- NO, YOU DON'T.
529
00:19:00,507 --> 00:19:03,608
- WHAT HAPPENED TO YOUR
"COME AND GET IT" HEELS?
530
00:19:03,610 --> 00:19:04,942
- HA, HA, DARIA.
531
00:19:04,944 --> 00:19:07,277
I DECIDED I SHOULDN'T WEAR SHOES
THAT KILL ME
532
00:19:07,279 --> 00:19:09,247
JUST BECAUSE THEY MAKE MY LEGS
LOOK HOT.
533
00:19:09,249 --> 00:19:11,582
- WHY, QUINN, HOW MATURE.
534
00:19:11,584 --> 00:19:14,518
- I MEAN, MY LEGS LOOK HOT
NO MATTER WHAT I WEAR.
535
00:19:14,520 --> 00:19:17,522
THEY'D PROBABLY EVEN LOOK GOOD
IN THOSE THINGS YOU HAVE ON.
536
00:19:20,927 --> 00:19:23,794
- I DIDN'T THINK THINGS
COULD GET ANY MORE PATHETIC,
537
00:19:23,796 --> 00:19:25,896
BUT OBVIOUSLY, I WAS WRONG.
538
00:19:28,034 --> 00:19:29,566
- COME ON, LADIES.
539
00:19:29,568 --> 00:19:31,635
YOU'VE GOT A LOT OF WORK
TO MAKE UP.
540
00:19:31,637 --> 00:19:33,404
[claps twice]
541
00:19:33,406 --> 00:19:36,073
- TELL ME THAT AT LEAST
I HAVE MY INTEGRITY.
542
00:19:36,075 --> 00:19:37,975
- INTEGRITY IS A FUNNY WORD.
543
00:19:37,977 --> 00:19:39,343
- WELL, THEN AT LEAST TELL ME
544
00:19:39,345 --> 00:19:41,379
I'M MARGINALLY LESS CORRUPT
THAN THE JOCKS.
545
00:19:41,381 --> 00:19:43,981
- YOU REFUSED TO PARTICIPATE
IN A CROOKED SYSTEM
546
00:19:43,983 --> 00:19:46,717
WHERE GOOD GRADES ARE EXCHANGED
FOR ATHLETIC PERFORMANCE,
547
00:19:46,719 --> 00:19:48,886
BUT YOU DIDN'T TRY
TO REFORM THE SYSTEM EITHER.
548
00:19:48,888 --> 00:19:50,988
- FOR FEAR
OF COMPLETE TEENAGE EXILE.
549
00:19:50,990 --> 00:19:52,056
- RIGHT.
550
00:19:52,058 --> 00:19:53,557
SO THE SYSTEM CONTINUES,
551
00:19:53,559 --> 00:19:55,225
YOU HAVEN'T REDEEMED YOURSELF,
552
00:19:55,227 --> 00:19:56,961
AND WE'RE OSTRACIZED ANYWAY.
553
00:19:56,963 --> 00:19:59,729
- COME ON, NOW, STOP TRYING
TO PAINT A ROSY PICTURE.
554
00:19:59,731 --> 00:20:01,265
- YOU KNOW WHAT?
- WHAT?
555
00:20:01,267 --> 00:20:03,867
- THEY REALLY ARE PREPARING US
FOR THE REAL WORLD.
556
00:20:03,869 --> 00:20:06,036
- DARIA, JANE, COME ON.
557
00:20:06,038 --> 00:20:09,039
IT'S TIME FOR SPLITS!
558
00:20:09,041 --> 00:20:10,207
thump!
559
00:20:10,209 --> 00:20:12,810
OWWW!
560
00:20:12,812 --> 00:20:16,013
- ♪ LA-LA, LA, LA-LA ♪
561
00:20:16,015 --> 00:20:19,016
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562
00:20:19,018 --> 00:20:22,019
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563
00:20:22,021 --> 00:20:27,758
♪ ♪
564
00:20:27,760 --> 00:20:28,793
♪ LA, LA, LA ♪
565
00:20:28,795 --> 00:20:32,496
♪ ♪
566
00:20:32,498 --> 00:20:33,798
♪ LA, LA, LA ♪
567
00:20:33,800 --> 00:20:37,301
♪ ♪
568
00:20:37,303 --> 00:20:38,803
♪ LA, LA, LA ♪
569
00:20:38,805 --> 00:20:48,813
♪ ♪
570
00:20:48,815 --> 00:20:51,315
♪ LA-LA, LA, LA-LA ♪
571
00:20:51,317 --> 00:20:53,417
♪ ♪
572
00:20:53,419 --> 00:20:56,253
♪ LA-LA, LA, LA-LA ♪