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- ♪ LA-LA, LA, LA-LA ♪

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♪ LA-LA, LA, LA-LA ♪

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- WE CAN BAKE CUPCAKES
FOR THE WHOLE CLASS

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AND PRETEND YOU'RE
REALLY POPULAR FOR THE DAY.

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- WILL THERE BE PONY RIDES?

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- DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEAS?

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- I JUST DON'T FEEL
LIKE CELEBRATING MY BIRTHDAY.

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IT'S A TOTALLY ARTIFICIAL
HOLIDAY,

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CREATED TO STIMULATE
THE ECONOMY.

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- AREN'T BIRTHDAYS
THE ONE HOLIDAY

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THE GREETING CARD INDUSTRY
DIDN'T MAKE UP?

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- THAT'S WHAT THEY WANT YOU
TO BELIEVE.

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- OKAY, OKAY.

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NO PARTY AND NO PRESENT.

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- WHO SAID NO PRESENT?

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- GREAT PIZZA, HONEY.

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- AH!

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- OH, MY GOSH, DARIA!

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HELEN, HEIMLICH!

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- RELAX, DAD.

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IT'S JUST CHEESE BURN.

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- YOU'RE SUCH A PAIN WIMP,
DARIA.

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YOU KNOW, DAD, YOU REALLY SHOULD
GET CHEESE-LESS PIZZA ANYWAY.

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IT'S MUCH HEALTHIER.

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- CHEESE-LESS PIZZA?

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WHAT A GREAT IDEA!

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HEY, CAN I HAVE THAT?

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- WHAT'S THIS?
AND WHO OPENED IT?

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- DON'T WORRY.
IT'S NOT GONNA HAPPEN.

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- A MOTHER-DAUGHTER FASHION SHOW
AT SCHOOL TO RAISE MONEY?

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- AND CONSCIOUSNESS.

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- WHAT A GREAT IDEA.

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- THE FASHION CLUB HAS ALREADY
SCHEDULED AN EMERGENCY MEETING.

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WE'LL PUT A STOP TO IT.

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- DON'T WANT A BUNCH
OF SMELLY AMATEURS

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STINKING UP YOUR CATWALKS?

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- RIGHT, DARIA.

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YOU CAN'T JUST MIX
WITH FASHION CIVILIANS

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WHEN YOU HAVE AN IMAGE
TO UPHOLD.

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- WELL, THAT'S A RELIEF.

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I MEAN, WHO WANTS
TO PARADE AROUND

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SHOWING OFF
SOME RIDICULOUS OUTFIT?

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- WITH YOUR MOTHER.

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[phone rings]

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OOPS.

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- HELLO?

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- HELLO?

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UM, CAN I PLEASE SPEAK
TO YOUR DAUGHTER?

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- UH, JUST A SEC.

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QUINN, HONEY, IT'S FOR YOU.

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- WHO IS IT, DADDY?

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- DIDN'T CATCH HIS NAME.
- I HOPE IT'S NOT ADAM.

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I WAS GOING TO CANCEL ON HIM
TO GO OUT WITH SIMON,

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BUT THEN TODD CALLED,
SO I'M NOT SURE,

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BUT IF IT'S BRYCE, MAYBE
I'LL GO OUT WITH HIM INSTEAD

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AND CANCEL ON SIMON ANYWAY,
SINCE HE HASN'T EVEN ASKED YET.

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- MARCIA, MARCIA, MARCIA.

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- HELLO?

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- WHO'S THIS?

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- YOU CALLED ME, DUH.

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WHO'S THIS?

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- I DIDN'T CALL YOU.

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- WELL, EXCUSE ME.

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I THINK
HE'S SELLING SOMETHING.

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TELL HIM OFF, MOM.

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- HELLO?

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DON'T YOU THINK
IT'S A LITTLE LATE

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TO BE SOLICITING PEOPLE?

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- UH, SORRY.

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I DIDN'T THINK
7:00 WAS LATE,

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BUT IS DARIA
IN BED ALREADY?

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- DARIA?
WHO ARE YOU?

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- UH, THIS IS TRENT,
JANE'S BROTHER.

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- DARIA, IT'S TRENT,
JANE'S BROTHER.

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- TRENT, JANE'S BROTHER,
FOR ME?

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- YES, BUT HE DOES SOUND
A LITTLE CONFUSED.

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- UM...
- THIS IS DARIA, RIGHT?

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- HOLD ON.
I NEED TO SWITCH PHONES.

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I'LL TAKE IT UPSTAIRS, OKAY?

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YOU CAN HANG UP NOW.

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I GOT IT. HANG UP!

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- YOU HAVE THE PHONE, KIDDO!

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- OKAY. THANKS.

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I'LL HANG UP MYSELF, THEN.

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HI, TRENT.
SORRY ABOUT THAT.

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TRENT?

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TRENT?

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TRENT?

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- HEY, DARIA.

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- UH, HI.

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WHAT'S UP?

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TRENT, ARE YOU AWAKE?

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- I NEED TO ASK YOU SOMETHING.

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- ME?

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- YEAH, YOU.

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- SO...

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- SO...

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- SO YOU WANTED
TO ASK ME SOMETHING?

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- RIGHT, RIGHT.

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AND, YEAH,
THAT SOUNDS EXCELLENT.

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SEE YOU THEN.
BYE.

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[dial tone humming]

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- WHO WAS THAT?
- WHAT?

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- WHO WERE YOU
JUST SPEAKING TO?

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- WHAT'S IT TO YOU?

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- YOU'RE ACTING REALLY WEIRD.
THAT'S ALL.

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- I'M ACTING WEIRDER
THAN USUAL?

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- NONE OF YOUR TRICK QUESTIONS,
YOUNG MAN.

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YOU'RE BEHAVING STRANGELY.

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- YOU'RE THE STRANGE ONE.

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- YOU ARE.
- YOU.

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- WHERE ARE YOU GOING?

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- WHO ARE YOU, MOM?

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- NO.

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MOM WOULD NEVER ASK
WHERE YOU'RE GOING.

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- EXACTLY.

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- REDIAL.

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[phone rings]

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- HELLO? TRENT?

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HELLO? ANYONE THERE?

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TRENT, IS THAT YOU?

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- DARIA!
- AH!

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- DARIA, THE DOWNSTAIRS MEMBERS
OF THE HOUSEHOLD

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WOULD LIKE THE CORDLESS PHONE
BACK NOW, PLEASE.

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[sighs]

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- WHAT IS IT, QUINN?

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- NOTHING.

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- YOU CAN TELL US, SWEETIE.

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WHAT'S GOT YOU BLUE?

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- IT'S JUST I'D LOOK SO GOOD
ON A RUNWAY.

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- HE GAVE HER HIS KIDNEY.

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SHE GAVE HIM HER HEART.

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TRANSPLANTS AND ROMANCE
WHEN<i> SICK, SAD WORLD</i> CONTINUES.

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- DARIA.

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- YES, TRENT?

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- WANT TO HEAR THE SONG
I WROTE FOR YOU?

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- YOU WROTE ME A SONG?

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- YOU'RE MY MUSE, YOU KNOW.

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- REALLY?

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- IT'S CALLED
<i> SILLY LITTLE SELF-DELUDED GIRL,</i>

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<i> WHY WOULD A COOL GUY LIKE ME</i>
<i> EVER WRITE A SONG ABOUT YOU?</i>

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[phone rings]

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- HELLO?

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OH, HI, SANDY.

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REALLY?
THAT SOUNDS CUTE.

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I GUESS THAT'S CUTE.

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YES, DEFINITELY CUTE.

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YEAH, THAT WOULD BE CUTE,
BUT I'LL THINK ABOUT IT.

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OKAY, BYE.

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POOR SANDY.

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HER MOM INSISTS ON BEING
IN THE FASHION SHOW.

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- SHE WOULD.

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SHE'S AWFULLY FULL OF HERSELF,
DON'T YOU THINK?

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- WE'RE CUTER THAN THEM.

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- CUTER THAN THEY.

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- DAMN RIGHT.

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- LINDA IS VERY ATTRACTIVE.

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- YOU'RE DEFINITELY CUTER
THAN SANDY'S MOM, MOM.

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- THIS IS SILLY.

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- IF SANDY CAN BE IN IT,

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THEN EVERYONE SHOULD BE ALLOWED
TO BE IN IT.

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I'M VICE PRESIDENT
OF THE FASHION CLUB.

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WE HAVE TO WIN!

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- BUT IT'S NOT
A COMPETITIVE EVENT.

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[doorbell rings]
- OH, IT WILL BE.

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- ♪ EXCUSE ME ♪

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♪ EXCUSE ME ♪

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- HEY.

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- QUINN!

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YOUR DATE IS HERE!

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- ACTUALLY, I'M--

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- GOD, DAD.

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ARE YOU KIDDING?

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- GEE, I'M SORRY,
YOUNG MAN,

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BUT YOU KNOW
HOW GIRLS CAN BE.

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JUST GIVE HER
SOME TIME, SON.

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GIVE HER SOME TIME.

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- IS DARIA HOME?

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- DARIA?
WHO ARE YOU?

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SO YOU'RE HERE
TO SEE DARIA.

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- YEAH.

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- DARIA'S A VERY SPECIAL GIRL,
ISN'T SHE?

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- UH, SURE.

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- HOW OLD ARE YOU, TRENT?
- WHAT?

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- ARE YOU IN SCHOOL?
DO YOU HAVE A JOB?

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LIFE ISN'T JUST ONE FREE HANDOUT
AFTER ANOTHER, YOU KNOW.

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HOW MANY EARRINGS
IN THAT EAR?

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- DARIA'S MENTIONED
THAT YOU HAVE SOME SORT OF BAND.

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- MYSTIK SPIRAL,

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BUT WE'RE THINKING
OF CHANGING THE NAME.

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- UM, MOM, DAD,

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QUINN'S ON THE PHONE
IN THE KITCHEN

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ORDERING A CONVERTIBLE.

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- OH, MY GOD!

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- I DIDN'T MEAN
TO HANG UP ON YOU BEFORE.

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JANEY WALKED IN, AND I COULDN'T
THINK OF WHAT TO SAY.

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- OH, THAT'S OKAY.

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- DARIA, I...

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- YES?

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- I WANT YOU TO HELP ME

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PICK OUT A BIRTHDAY PRESENT
FOR JANE.

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- OH.

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- EVERY YEAR, I END UP
GETTING HER ART SUPPLIES.

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CAN YOU HELP ME OUT?

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- ANYTHING FOR JANE.

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- THANKS, DARIA.

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I'LL PICK YOU UP
TOMORROW MORNING.

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NOT TOO EARLY.

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SOMETIME BEFORE LUNCH.

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OR AFTER.

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- UM, OKAY.

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- OR BETTER YET,

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WHY DON'T WE LEAVE IT LOOSE?

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- DON'T DO IT!

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- QUINN, WHAT IS THE MATTER
WITH YOU?

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- COFFEE, CAFFEINE:
DARK CIRCLES.

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<i> CAPISCE?</i>

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FASHION SHOW, MOM.

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DON'T HANDICAP YOURSELF.

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- QUINN, I NEED MY COFFEE.

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- WOMAN LOSES FASHION SHOW
DUE TO PATHETIC ADDICTION.

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DAUGHTER SHAMED FOR LIFE.

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COME ON, THE SPA'S
ABOUT TO OPEN ANYWAY.

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- DARIA, LAST CHANCE
TO JOIN US

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FOR A MOTHER-DAUGHTER DAY
OF BEAUTY.

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IT'S VERY RELAXING.

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- ONCE YOU PASS OUT
FROM THE PAIN.

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[car horn honks]

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- WHO'S THAT?

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I DON'T HAVE A DATE NOW.

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- I THINK IT'S FOR ME.

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I WASN'T EXPECTING YOU
FOR A COUPLE OF HOURS.

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- I CAME STRAIGHT
FROM REHEARSAL.

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WE RAN LATE.

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OR EARLY.

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WHATEVER.

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SO WHERE SHOULD WE GO?

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- UM, I WAS THINKING--

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- NO ART SUPPLIES.

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WE DECIDED ALREADY.

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DON'T WANT TO GET HER A CD,

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AND I CAN'T SET FOOT
IN A BOOKSTORE.

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DON'T ASK ME WHY, DARIA.

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I JUST DON'T WANT TO TALK
ABOUT IT.

245
00:08:34,014 --> 00:08:35,914
SO WHAT ARE YOUR IDEAS?

246
00:08:35,916 --> 00:08:37,582
- A FUZZY LITTLE BUNNY?

247
00:08:37,584 --> 00:08:39,751
- LET'S JUST GO
TO DEGA STREET.

248
00:08:39,753 --> 00:08:42,020
I'M SURE WE'LL FIND
SOMETHING THERE.

249
00:08:42,022 --> 00:08:45,089
- I WAS THINKING WE COULD BOTH
WEAR CIGARETTE TROUSERS,

250
00:08:45,091 --> 00:08:46,257
AND I'LL WEAR A HALTER TOP,

251
00:08:46,259 --> 00:08:48,126
AND YOU CAN WEAR
MORE OF A NEHRU JACKET THING.

252
00:08:48,128 --> 00:08:50,528
AND REMEMBER, MOM,
CUTE IS NOT A LOOK.

253
00:08:50,530 --> 00:08:51,963
IT'S NOT AN ATTITUDE.

254
00:08:51,965 --> 00:08:54,199
IT'S A WAY OF BEING.

255
00:08:54,201 --> 00:08:56,501
- SHE'S A LITTLE MISS
CHATTERBOX, ISN'T SHE?

256
00:08:56,503 --> 00:08:58,669
- WE'RE IN TRAINING:
SHE'S GONNA BE MY MOTHER,

257
00:08:58,671 --> 00:09:00,572
AND I'M GONNA BE HER DAUGHTER
IN A FASHION SHOW.

258
00:09:00,574 --> 00:09:03,841
ACTUALLY, SHE IS MY MOTHER,
AND I'M HER DAUGHTER

259
00:09:03,843 --> 00:09:05,176
IN REAL LIFE TOO.

260
00:09:05,178 --> 00:09:06,944
MOM?

261
00:09:06,946 --> 00:09:08,380
- WHAT?

262
00:09:08,382 --> 00:09:11,383
[grungy rock music]

263
00:09:11,385 --> 00:09:18,723
♪ ♪

264
00:09:18,725 --> 00:09:21,726
- HEY, DARIA.
WHAT DO YOU THINK?

265
00:09:21,728 --> 00:09:25,330
- UM, WOULDN'T THAT BE
MORE FOR YOU THAN FOR JANE?

266
00:09:25,332 --> 00:09:27,631
- THAT'S A REALLY GOOD POINT.

267
00:09:30,336 --> 00:09:32,804
- I JUST DON'T SEE JANE
IN TIE-DYE.

268
00:09:32,806 --> 00:09:34,539
- YOU'D LOOK GOOD IN THAT.

269
00:09:34,541 --> 00:09:35,873
- UM...

270
00:09:35,875 --> 00:09:37,108
UM, THANKS.

271
00:09:37,110 --> 00:09:38,543
- HEY.

272
00:09:38,545 --> 00:09:40,545
- BODY PIERCING? JANE?

273
00:09:40,547 --> 00:09:43,114
- HAVEN'T YOU ALWAYS WANTED
TO GET PIERCED?

274
00:09:43,116 --> 00:09:44,315
- NO.

275
00:09:44,317 --> 00:09:46,084
IT JUST SEEMS TOO MUCH
LIKE GETTING TORTURED

276
00:09:46,086 --> 00:09:48,887
FOR THE SAKE OF SOME
SUBCULTURE'S NOTION OF BEAUTY.

277
00:09:48,889 --> 00:09:50,388
- NOW THE DRYERS.

278
00:09:50,390 --> 00:09:52,456
WE'LL BLAST HEAT ON YOUR HEADS
FOR 20 MINUTES

279
00:09:52,458 --> 00:09:54,259
OR UNTIL YOU CAN'T TAKE IT
ANYMORE.

280
00:09:54,261 --> 00:09:57,395
- CAN'T YOU JUST WRAP
A WARM TOWEL OVER MY HEAD?

281
00:09:57,397 --> 00:10:00,965
- I'LL LOWER THE TEMPERATURE
IF I SMELL ANYTHING SINGEING.

282
00:10:00,967 --> 00:10:02,800
- HOW ABOUT WE START
ON MEDIUM?

283
00:10:02,802 --> 00:10:04,769
- NOT FOR ME.
FULL BLAST, PLEASE.

284
00:10:04,771 --> 00:10:05,804
- QUINN.

285
00:10:05,806 --> 00:10:07,806
- I HAVE REALLY HIGH
PAIN TOLERANCE

286
00:10:07,808 --> 00:10:09,341
FOR HAIR CARE TREATMENTS.

287
00:10:09,343 --> 00:10:11,076
[bells jingle]

288
00:10:11,078 --> 00:10:13,078
- [British accent]
HEY, TRENT, JUST SO YOU KNOW,

289
00:10:13,080 --> 00:10:14,913
WE'RE HAVING
A TWO-FOR-ONE SPECIAL.

290
00:10:14,915 --> 00:10:16,881
- HEY, THAT'S COOL, AXL.

291
00:10:16,883 --> 00:10:18,283
11 BUCKS EACH.

292
00:10:18,285 --> 00:10:19,550
WHAT DO YOU SAY, DARIA?

293
00:10:19,552 --> 00:10:20,652
- UM...

294
00:10:20,654 --> 00:10:23,855
- TAKE A LOOK
AT OUR PIERCING MENU.

295
00:10:23,857 --> 00:10:26,391
- I DON'T THINK
THAT'S HOW YOU SPELL "UVULA."

296
00:10:26,393 --> 00:10:27,726
- THAT'S NOT "UVULA."

297
00:10:27,728 --> 00:10:30,362
- I'VE BEEN WANTING
TO PUT A HOLE RIGHT HERE.

298
00:10:30,364 --> 00:10:32,831
- YOU CAN NEVER HAVE
TOO MANY HOLES IN YOUR HEAD.

299
00:10:32,833 --> 00:10:35,133
- COME ON, DARIA.
LET'S GET THE SPECIAL.

300
00:10:35,135 --> 00:10:37,135
- I GUESS I COULD PIERCE
MY EARS.

301
00:10:37,137 --> 00:10:38,770
- AH, NO CAN DO.

302
00:10:38,772 --> 00:10:41,673
SPECIAL'S ONE HOLE.
EARS ARE TWO HOLES.

303
00:10:41,675 --> 00:10:43,308
FULL RETAIL PRICE APPLIES.

304
00:10:43,310 --> 00:10:45,910
- THAT'S TOO BORING ANYWAY,
DARIA.

305
00:10:45,912 --> 00:10:47,779
YOU GOT TO DO SOMETHING FUN.

306
00:10:47,781 --> 00:10:48,813
- FUN?

307
00:10:48,815 --> 00:10:50,382
- YOU'D LOOK NICE
WITH A LIP RING.

308
00:10:50,384 --> 00:10:52,450
- ARE YOU GONNA LET HIM
TALK TO ME THAT WAY?

309
00:10:52,452 --> 00:10:54,386
- I KNOW WHAT WOULD BE COOL.

310
00:10:54,388 --> 00:10:55,920
LITTLE SILVER HOOP.

311
00:10:55,922 --> 00:10:57,222
- YEAH. OKAY.

312
00:10:57,224 --> 00:10:58,690
A NAVEL RING WORKS.

313
00:10:58,692 --> 00:10:59,824
IT'S A START, AT LEAST.

314
00:10:59,826 --> 00:11:02,026
- I AM NOT GOING TO PIERCE
MY BELLY BUTTON.

315
00:11:02,028 --> 00:11:03,894
IT NEVER DID ANYTHING TO ME.

316
00:11:03,896 --> 00:11:08,333
- DARIA, IT WOULD LOOK
REALLY HOT.

317
00:11:08,335 --> 00:11:10,368
- HEY, YOU ARE 18,
AREN'T YOU?

318
00:11:10,370 --> 00:11:11,669
I SHOULD'VE ASKED.

319
00:11:11,671 --> 00:11:13,204
- IS IT A PROBLEM
IF I'M NOT?

320
00:11:13,206 --> 00:11:15,373
- YEAH, YOU'LL NEED
PARENTAL PERMISSION.

321
00:11:15,375 --> 00:11:18,109
THIS ESTABLISHMENT IS LICENSED
TO SERVE ADULTS ONLY

322
00:11:18,111 --> 00:11:21,046
AND OPERATES STRICTLY ACCORDING
TO THE LETTER OF THE LAW.

323
00:11:21,048 --> 00:11:22,080
- SHE IS.

324
00:11:22,082 --> 00:11:23,747
- RIGHT.

325
00:11:23,749 --> 00:11:24,849
[bells jingle]

326
00:11:24,851 --> 00:11:26,617
- MY APPRENTICE IS OUT TODAY.

327
00:11:26,619 --> 00:11:28,453
I BETTER GO SEE WHO THAT IS.

328
00:11:28,455 --> 00:11:30,255
- HEY, AXL.
IT'S JUST ME.

329
00:11:30,257 --> 00:11:31,789
- HELLO, DARLING.

330
00:11:31,791 --> 00:11:33,858
- AXL, I NEED SOME MORE
OF THAT ANTISEPTIC STUFF

331
00:11:33,860 --> 00:11:35,226
FOR MY NOSE RING.

332
00:11:35,228 --> 00:11:36,695
OH, TRENT.

333
00:11:36,697 --> 00:11:38,029
- HEY, MONIQUE.

334
00:11:38,031 --> 00:11:39,197
HOW'S IT GOING?

335
00:11:39,199 --> 00:11:40,298
- PRETTY GOOD.

336
00:11:40,300 --> 00:11:41,599
- HOW ARE THE HARPIES?

337
00:11:41,601 --> 00:11:44,035
- I'M THINKING OF LEAVING
FOR REAL THIS TIME,

338
00:11:44,037 --> 00:11:45,570
START MY OWN BAND.

339
00:11:45,572 --> 00:11:47,038
- YOU COULD DO IT,
MONIQUE.

340
00:11:47,040 --> 00:11:48,740
YOU'VE GOT STAGE PRESENCE.

341
00:11:48,742 --> 00:11:49,774
NO KIDDING.

342
00:11:49,776 --> 00:11:51,443
- I LEARNED
FROM THE BEST, MAN.

343
00:11:51,445 --> 00:11:52,877
- AH, STOP IT.

344
00:11:52,879 --> 00:11:55,179
MONIQUE USED TO BE IN A BAND
WITH ME.

345
00:11:55,181 --> 00:11:57,449
OH, HEY, MONIQUE,
THIS IS DARIA,

346
00:11:57,451 --> 00:11:59,250
MY KID SISTER'S FRIEND.

347
00:11:59,252 --> 00:12:00,518
- HEY, DARIA.

348
00:12:00,520 --> 00:12:01,886
- HI.

349
00:12:01,888 --> 00:12:04,889
- DARIA'S, LIKE, THE COOLEST
HIGH SCHOOLER I KNOW.

350
00:12:06,960 --> 00:12:08,626
- THAT'LL BE GOOD ON ME.

351
00:12:08,628 --> 00:12:10,395
THAT'S CUTE FOR ME.

352
00:12:10,397 --> 00:12:12,730
ME, ME, ME, ME, ME.

353
00:12:12,732 --> 00:12:14,665
POSSIBLE MOM.
ME, ME.

354
00:12:14,667 --> 00:12:15,666
[giggles]

355
00:12:15,668 --> 00:12:17,568
- QUINN,
THIS JUST ISN'T WORKING.

356
00:12:17,570 --> 00:12:18,569
- HELEN?

357
00:12:18,571 --> 00:12:19,970
- ERIC.

358
00:12:19,972 --> 00:12:21,606
THIS IS JASMINE, MY NIECE.

359
00:12:21,608 --> 00:12:23,241
I'M BUYING HER
A BIRTHDAY PRESENT.

360
00:12:23,243 --> 00:12:25,643
- HI.
- HELLO, JASMINE.

361
00:12:25,645 --> 00:12:27,912
QUINN, THIS IS ERIC
FROM WORK.

362
00:12:27,914 --> 00:12:29,781
AND, ERIC, JASMINE,
THIS IS QUINN.

363
00:12:29,783 --> 00:12:32,183
SHE'S GOING TO BE MY DAUGHTER,
AND I'M GOING TO BE HER MOTHER

364
00:12:32,185 --> 00:12:33,417
IN A FASHION SHOW.

365
00:12:33,419 --> 00:12:35,820
ACTUALLY,
SHE IS MY DAUGHTER,

366
00:12:35,822 --> 00:12:39,157
AND I WAS JUST TRYING
TO BE A GOOD PARENT.

367
00:12:39,159 --> 00:12:41,459
OH, MY GOD.
WHAT HAVE I DONE?

368
00:12:41,461 --> 00:12:43,494
- I LIKE THAT SKIRT,
UNCLE ERIC.

369
00:12:43,496 --> 00:12:46,331
I MEAN, I'D LIKE IT ON ME.

370
00:12:46,333 --> 00:12:47,732
- HMM.

371
00:12:47,734 --> 00:12:49,901
- HAVE I MENTIONED
THAT I HATE PAIN?

372
00:12:49,903 --> 00:12:51,135
- OH, THIS WON'T HURT.

373
00:12:51,137 --> 00:12:53,004
IT'S NO WORSE
THAN POPPING A PIMPLE.

374
00:12:53,006 --> 00:12:54,005
- AH!

375
00:12:54,007 --> 00:12:55,873
- I HAVEN'T DONE ANYTHING YET.

376
00:12:55,875 --> 00:12:57,641
- I WAS THINKING
ABOUT HOW MUCH IT HURTS

377
00:12:57,643 --> 00:12:59,577
TO POP A PIMPLE.

378
00:12:59,579 --> 00:13:02,480
- I CAN'T CONCENTRATE
IF YOU KEEP SHAKING.

379
00:13:02,482 --> 00:13:04,648
- I'LL HELP YOU THROUGH THIS,
DARIA.

380
00:13:04,650 --> 00:13:05,649
HERE.

381
00:13:05,651 --> 00:13:07,151
- UH, WHAT'S THAT?

382
00:13:07,153 --> 00:13:08,319
- THAT'S MY HAND.

383
00:13:08,321 --> 00:13:10,288
GIVE ME YOURS.

384
00:13:10,290 --> 00:13:11,956
IT'S PRETTY CLEAN, DARIA.

385
00:13:11,958 --> 00:13:14,459
- NO, I, UM...

386
00:13:14,461 --> 00:13:15,759
SORRY.

387
00:13:15,761 --> 00:13:18,029
- THE BEST THING TO DO
IS NOT THINK ABOUT IT.

388
00:13:18,031 --> 00:13:19,130
THEN IT WON'T HURT.

389
00:13:19,132 --> 00:13:20,298
- IT DOESN'T HURT.

390
00:13:20,300 --> 00:13:21,365
- HUH?

391
00:13:21,367 --> 00:13:22,533
- WHAT?

392
00:13:24,537 --> 00:13:25,837
- DARIA?

393
00:13:25,839 --> 00:13:28,306
- TRY NOT TO TAKE OUT THE RING
FOR AT LEAST SIX MONTHS,

394
00:13:28,308 --> 00:13:29,440
OR IT WILL CLOSE UP,

395
00:13:29,442 --> 00:13:30,775
AND WE'LL HAVE
TO PIERCE IT AGAIN.

396
00:13:30,777 --> 00:13:33,511
DON'T GET SCARED WHEN THE MUCUS
STARTS POURING OUT.

397
00:13:33,513 --> 00:13:35,813
PUT SOME
OF THIS ANTISEPTIC STUFF ON

398
00:13:35,815 --> 00:13:39,617
AND TAKE 50 MILLIGRAMS A DAY
OF, UM, SOME METAL OR OTHER--

399
00:13:39,619 --> 00:13:40,818
ZINC, ALUMINUM.

400
00:13:40,820 --> 00:13:43,655
I FORGET.

401
00:13:43,657 --> 00:13:45,156
- YOU DID IT?

402
00:13:45,158 --> 00:13:47,258
I'M PIERCED?

403
00:13:47,260 --> 00:13:48,926
- YUP.

404
00:13:48,928 --> 00:13:51,362
- ♪ LA-LA, LA, LA-LA ♪

405
00:13:51,364 --> 00:13:53,631
♪ LA, LA, LA ♪

406
00:13:53,633 --> 00:13:55,399
♪ THIS IS MY STOP ♪

407
00:13:55,401 --> 00:13:57,234
♪ THIS IS MY STOP ♪

408
00:13:57,236 --> 00:13:58,636
♪ THIS IS MY STOP ♪

409
00:14:00,873 --> 00:14:01,905
[bell rings]

410
00:14:05,611 --> 00:14:06,611
- PSST!

411
00:14:06,613 --> 00:14:07,612
- OH, NO.

412
00:14:07,614 --> 00:14:09,981
THE TOILET
IS TALKING TO ME AGAIN.

413
00:14:09,983 --> 00:14:11,883
- PSST! LANE.

414
00:14:11,885 --> 00:14:15,620
- TALKING TOILET,
YOU MAY CALL ME JANE.

415
00:14:15,622 --> 00:14:17,888
OH, IT'S YOU.

416
00:14:17,890 --> 00:14:19,590
DID I JUST SEE
WHAT I THINK I SAW?

417
00:14:19,592 --> 00:14:22,259
- YOU DIDN'T SEE A WEEPING
VIRGIN OR ANYTHING, DID YOU?

418
00:14:22,261 --> 00:14:24,229
- DO THAT AGAIN.

419
00:14:24,231 --> 00:14:25,964
I CAN'T BELIEVE
YOU HAD THE NERVE.

420
00:14:25,966 --> 00:14:27,131
- NEITHER CAN I.

421
00:14:27,133 --> 00:14:28,733
IT WAS TRENT'S IDEA.

422
00:14:28,735 --> 00:14:30,602
- SO YOU DID GO OUT
WITH TRENT.

423
00:14:30,604 --> 00:14:32,437
- SHOPPING
FOR YOUR BIRTHDAY PRESENT.

424
00:14:32,439 --> 00:14:33,605
OOPS.

425
00:14:33,607 --> 00:14:35,440
HE WANTED
TO SURPRISE YOU.

426
00:14:35,442 --> 00:14:37,975
- AND HE GOT ME A HOLE
IN YOUR NAVEL.

427
00:14:37,977 --> 00:14:39,844
THAT IS A SURPRISE.

428
00:14:39,846 --> 00:14:41,245
- I DON'T KNOW
HOW IT HAPPENED,

429
00:14:41,247 --> 00:14:43,314
BUT THERE WE WERE,
AND THERE HE WAS,

430
00:14:43,316 --> 00:14:45,916
AND THERE WAS
THIS TWO-FOR-ONE SPECIAL.

431
00:14:45,918 --> 00:14:47,017
OH, MY GOD.

432
00:14:47,019 --> 00:14:48,186
WHAT HAVE I DONE?

433
00:14:48,188 --> 00:14:49,387
- OH, DEAR.

434
00:14:49,389 --> 00:14:51,822
OUR LITTLE GIRL'S
BECOMING A WOMAN.

435
00:14:51,824 --> 00:14:53,023
- SHUT UP.

436
00:14:53,025 --> 00:14:54,225
- DON'T YOU GET IT, DARIA?

437
00:14:54,227 --> 00:14:56,760
YOU DID SOMETHING STUPID
FOR A GUY.

438
00:14:56,762 --> 00:14:58,929
GEE, YOU MAY JOIN THE HUMAN RACE
AFTER ALL.

439
00:14:58,931 --> 00:15:00,465
- I DIDN'T DO IT FOR A GUY.

440
00:15:00,467 --> 00:15:03,034
I DID IT SO TRENT
COULD GET THE SPECIAL.

441
00:15:03,036 --> 00:15:05,036
- OH, THAT'S DIFFERENT.

442
00:15:05,038 --> 00:15:06,537
HEY, WHAT DID YOU END UP
GETTING ME?

443
00:15:06,539 --> 00:15:07,671
- I CAN'T SAY.

444
00:15:07,673 --> 00:15:09,006
- I HOPE IT'S ART TOOLS.

445
00:15:09,008 --> 00:15:10,807
I NEED SOME NEW SUPPLIES.

446
00:15:10,809 --> 00:15:12,876
- I DID DO IT FOR A GUY,
DIDN'T I?

447
00:15:12,878 --> 00:15:14,212
- OH, YEAH.

448
00:15:14,214 --> 00:15:15,680
- IT ITCHES LIKE HELL,

449
00:15:15,682 --> 00:15:17,548
AND I'M NOT SHOWING
ANYBODY ELSE.

450
00:15:17,550 --> 00:15:18,882
- JUST KEEP YOUR SHIRT
TUCKED IN.

451
00:15:18,884 --> 00:15:20,851
NO ONE WILL KNOW.

452
00:15:20,853 --> 00:15:23,521
HEY, JODI, CHECK OUT
DARIA'S NAVEL RING.

453
00:15:23,523 --> 00:15:25,156
- REALLY?

454
00:15:25,158 --> 00:15:26,491
THAT'S KIND OF COOL.

455
00:15:26,493 --> 00:15:28,058
- IT IS?
- YEAH.

456
00:15:28,060 --> 00:15:30,862
AS LONG AS YOU DIDN'T JUST DO IT
FOR SOME GUY.

457
00:15:30,864 --> 00:15:31,896
- RIGHT.

458
00:15:31,898 --> 00:15:33,497
THAT WOULD BE BAD.

459
00:15:36,670 --> 00:15:38,269
- YOU DIDN'T REALLY DO THAT.

460
00:15:38,271 --> 00:15:39,303
- DO WHAT?

461
00:15:39,305 --> 00:15:40,404
- THAT!

462
00:15:40,406 --> 00:15:42,006
- OH, THIS OLD THING?

463
00:15:42,008 --> 00:15:44,909
I ONLY WEAR IT WHEN I DON'T CARE
HOW MY NAVEL LOOKS.

464
00:15:44,911 --> 00:15:47,011
- MM, I GET IT.

465
00:15:47,013 --> 00:15:49,480
YOU'RE TRYING TO BRIGHTEN
YOUR HO-HUM LIFE

466
00:15:49,482 --> 00:15:50,715
WITH A LITTLE ILLUSION.

467
00:15:50,717 --> 00:15:53,384
I'VE SEEN THOSE FAKE RINGS,
DARIA.

468
00:15:53,386 --> 00:15:54,418
- SO HAVE I.

469
00:15:54,420 --> 00:15:56,854
THEY DON'T DO THIS.

470
00:15:56,856 --> 00:15:58,956
THEY DON'T ITCH LIKE THIS
EITHER.

471
00:15:58,958 --> 00:16:01,859
- MOM AND DAD ARE GONNA FREAK!

472
00:16:01,861 --> 00:16:04,395
- DO YOU THINK YOU SHOULD BE
UPSETTING MOM OR DAD

473
00:16:04,397 --> 00:16:06,330
ON THE EVE
OF YOUR BIG COMPETITION?

474
00:16:06,332 --> 00:16:07,398
- UH--

475
00:16:07,400 --> 00:16:10,468
- IT'LL JUST BE
OUR LITTLE SECRET, SIS.

476
00:16:10,470 --> 00:16:11,869
- UGH!

477
00:16:14,607 --> 00:16:17,942
- YOU MAY BE FASHION-FORWARD,
BUT YOU ITCH LIKE HELL.

478
00:16:17,944 --> 00:16:20,945
[psychedelic music]

479
00:16:20,947 --> 00:16:27,986
♪ ♪

480
00:16:27,988 --> 00:16:29,187
- WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?

481
00:16:29,189 --> 00:16:30,655
SCHOOL'S NOT FOR AN HOUR.

482
00:16:30,657 --> 00:16:31,722
- IT'S GONE.

483
00:16:31,724 --> 00:16:32,757
- WHAT'S GONE?

484
00:16:32,759 --> 00:16:34,191
- I'M NOT PIERCED ANYMORE.

485
00:16:34,193 --> 00:16:35,325
IT CLOSED UP.

486
00:16:35,327 --> 00:16:36,693
- YOU DIDN'T TAKE THE RING OUT.

487
00:16:36,695 --> 00:16:37,862
- JUST FOR THE NIGHT.

488
00:16:37,864 --> 00:16:39,364
I COULDN'T STAND THE ITCHING.

489
00:16:39,366 --> 00:16:42,533
- I'VE HEARD OF FAST HEALERS,
BUT THIS IS RIDICULOUS.

490
00:16:42,535 --> 00:16:45,102
- GEE, MAYBE E.T.
CAME IN MY ROOM

491
00:16:45,104 --> 00:16:47,205
AND TOUCHED MY NAVEL
WHILE I SLEPT.

492
00:16:47,207 --> 00:16:49,873
- BOY, DARIA, YOU HAVE
THE WEIRDEST SEX DREAMS.

493
00:16:49,875 --> 00:16:51,108
- DON'T TELL TRENT.

494
00:16:51,110 --> 00:16:52,376
- ABOUT E.T.?

495
00:16:52,378 --> 00:16:54,045
- ABOUT MY BELLY BUTTON.

496
00:16:54,047 --> 00:16:55,380
- WHAT DOES HE CARE?

497
00:16:55,382 --> 00:16:57,949
- JUST DON'T SAY ANYTHING
WHEN HE WAKES UP, OKAY?

498
00:16:57,951 --> 00:17:00,051
- THAT WON'T HAPPEN FOR HOURS,
MAYBE DAYS.

499
00:17:00,053 --> 00:17:01,886
- HEY, DARIA.
- TRENT?

500
00:17:01,888 --> 00:17:03,287
- LATE REHEARSAL?

501
00:17:03,289 --> 00:17:04,989
- OR EARLY. WHATEVER.

502
00:17:04,991 --> 00:17:06,958
SO YOUR PIERCING CLOSED UP?

503
00:17:06,960 --> 00:17:08,292
- IT WAS AN ACCIDENT.

504
00:17:08,294 --> 00:17:10,560
- YEAH, THAT HAPPENS A LOT.

505
00:17:10,562 --> 00:17:12,963
- AND IT DOESN'T MAKE YOU
A GEEK, RIGHT?

506
00:17:12,965 --> 00:17:14,232
- COURSE NOT.

507
00:17:14,234 --> 00:17:15,700
TELL YOU WHAT.

508
00:17:15,702 --> 00:17:18,669
WHEN YOU'RE READY, WE'LL GO DOWN
AND GET YOU A TATTOO.

509
00:17:18,671 --> 00:17:21,239
THEY LAST FOREVER.

510
00:17:21,241 --> 00:17:22,973
- I LOVE TIFFANY.

511
00:17:22,975 --> 00:17:24,575
I REALLY DO.

512
00:17:24,577 --> 00:17:25,910
- SHE'S SO SMUSHY.

513
00:17:25,912 --> 00:17:28,646
- BUT ISN'T THERE SOMETHING
A LITTLE STRANGE

514
00:17:28,648 --> 00:17:30,581
ABOUT HER MOTHER?

515
00:17:30,583 --> 00:17:31,715
- SHE TOLD THE AGENCY

516
00:17:31,717 --> 00:17:33,584
SHE WANTED THE PRETTIEST MODEL
THEY HAD.

517
00:17:33,586 --> 00:17:34,885
- I GUESS IT'S OKAY.

518
00:17:34,887 --> 00:17:36,987
I MEAN, LOOK AT BRITTANY.

519
00:17:36,989 --> 00:17:39,490
- THERE SHOULD'VE BEEN A RULE
ABOUT STEPMOTHERS.

520
00:17:39,492 --> 00:17:42,794
- QUINN, WE'RE NEXT.

521
00:17:42,796 --> 00:17:45,129
- REMEMBER, MOM, THINK CUTE.

522
00:17:45,131 --> 00:17:48,065
[pulsing dance music]

523
00:17:48,067 --> 00:17:50,467
CONFIDENT, UP, TOTALLY--

524
00:17:50,469 --> 00:17:52,503
AH!

525
00:17:52,505 --> 00:17:54,605
TOTALLY HUMILIATING.

526
00:17:54,607 --> 00:17:57,040
- OW!

527
00:17:58,578 --> 00:18:00,944
- YOU STILL HAVEN'T TOLD ME
WHAT PRESENT TRENT CAME UP WITH.

528
00:18:00,946 --> 00:18:02,045
- BE PATIENT.

529
00:18:02,047 --> 00:18:03,614
ALL WILL BE REVEALED.

530
00:18:03,616 --> 00:18:07,551
[applause]

531
00:18:07,553 --> 00:18:09,520
- HELLO,
WE'RE MYSTIK SPIRAL,

532
00:18:09,522 --> 00:18:13,457
AND I WANT TO SAY HAPPY BIRTHDAY
TO MY SISTER, JANE.

533
00:18:13,459 --> 00:18:15,493
- THIS IS FOR YOU, JANE.

534
00:18:18,531 --> 00:18:20,598
- ♪ LITTLE SISTER,
LITTLE SISTER ♪

535
00:18:20,600 --> 00:18:22,900
♪ YOU CAME INTO MY LIFE
LIKE A TWISTER ♪

536
00:18:22,902 --> 00:18:25,803
♪ WHAT CAN I GET YOU
THAT YOU HAVEN'T TAKEN? ♪

537
00:18:25,805 --> 00:18:27,505
♪ WHAT CAN I GET YOU
THAT HASN'T BEEN KILLED ♪

538
00:18:27,507 --> 00:18:29,040
♪ BY CORRUPTION AND GREED? ♪

539
00:18:29,042 --> 00:18:30,941
♪ WHAT CAN I GET YOU
THAT ISN'T TIE-DYED ♪

540
00:18:30,943 --> 00:18:32,710
♪ OR JUST LIKE
WHAT YOU ALREADY HAVE ♪

541
00:18:32,712 --> 00:18:36,980
♪ OR PLASTIC OR NOT ALIVE
OR SO SAD? ♪

542
00:18:36,982 --> 00:18:39,217
♪ DOES ANYBODY KNOW? ♪

543
00:18:39,219 --> 00:18:41,252
♪ DOES ANYBODY KNOW
WHY WE'RE HERE? ♪

544
00:18:41,254 --> 00:18:43,521
♪ DOES ANYBODY KNOW? ♪

545
00:18:43,523 --> 00:18:45,857
♪ DOES ANYBODY KNOW
WHY WE'RE HERE? ♪

546
00:18:45,859 --> 00:18:47,925
♪ DOES ANYBODY KNOW? ♪

547
00:18:47,927 --> 00:18:52,029
♪ DOES ANYBODY KNOW
WHY WE'RE HERE? ♪

548
00:18:52,031 --> 00:18:53,064
[applause]

549
00:18:53,066 --> 00:18:56,700
- YEAH!

550
00:18:56,702 --> 00:18:59,202
- BY THE WAY, THANKS
FOR THE COOL ART SUPPLIES.

551
00:18:59,204 --> 00:19:01,038
- SOMEBODY HAD TO DO IT.

552
00:19:01,040 --> 00:19:03,206
- ALL THAT WORK.

553
00:19:03,208 --> 00:19:04,909
ALL THAT PREPARATION.

554
00:19:04,911 --> 00:19:06,209
WHY?

555
00:19:06,211 --> 00:19:07,645
WHY ME?

556
00:19:07,647 --> 00:19:10,381
- HONEY, IT WAS JUST
A LITTLE SCHOOL FUND-RAISER.

557
00:19:10,383 --> 00:19:13,117
YOU'LL HAVE OTHER MOMENTS
IN THE SUN.

558
00:19:13,119 --> 00:19:15,052
- BUT NONE WITH YOU, MOM.

559
00:19:15,054 --> 00:19:17,155
- OH, THAT'S SO SWEET.

560
00:19:17,157 --> 00:19:19,357
- NOPE, NONE WITH YOU.

561
00:19:19,359 --> 00:19:21,225
NO FREAKING WAY.

562
00:19:21,227 --> 00:19:24,795
- QUINN, ISN'T THERE ANYTHING
THAT WOULD MAKE YOU FEEL BETTER?

563
00:19:24,797 --> 00:19:26,096
- YES.

564
00:19:26,098 --> 00:19:28,465
YES, THERE IS.

565
00:19:28,467 --> 00:19:30,267
- WE WANT TO SEE
YOUR BELLY BUTTON, YOUNG LADY,

566
00:19:30,269 --> 00:19:31,702
AND WE WANT TO SEE IT NOW.

567
00:19:31,704 --> 00:19:33,137
- WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?

568
00:19:33,139 --> 00:19:34,906
- OUT WITH IT.

569
00:19:34,908 --> 00:19:36,874
- DO YOU HAVE A PROBLEM
WITH INNIES?

570
00:19:36,876 --> 00:19:38,843
- QUINN, WHAT'S THE MATTER
WITH YOU?

571
00:19:38,845 --> 00:19:40,043
- YOUR SISTER'S NOT PIERCED.

572
00:19:40,045 --> 00:19:41,645
WHY WOULD YOU SCARE US
LIKE THAT?

573
00:19:41,647 --> 00:19:42,646
- BUT--

574
00:19:42,648 --> 00:19:44,315
BUT IT WAS THERE YESTERDAY.

575
00:19:44,317 --> 00:19:46,583
- TRYING TO BRIGHTEN
YOUR HO-HUM LIFE

576
00:19:46,585 --> 00:19:47,984
WITH A LITTLE ILLUSION?

577
00:19:47,986 --> 00:19:48,985
[yawns]

578
00:19:48,987 --> 00:19:50,887
BOY, I'M TIRED.

579
00:19:50,889 --> 00:19:52,323
NIGHT, EVERYBODY.

580
00:19:52,325 --> 00:19:53,757
- SHE WAS PIERCED!

581
00:19:53,759 --> 00:19:55,759
PIERCED, I TELL YOU!

582
00:19:55,761 --> 00:19:58,229
OH, THE HUMANITY.

583
00:19:58,231 --> 00:20:01,432
- ♪ LA-LA, LA, LA-LA ♪

584
00:20:01,434 --> 00:20:04,435
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585
00:20:04,437 --> 00:20:07,438
[upbeat rock music]

586
00:20:07,440 --> 00:20:13,176
♪ ♪

587
00:20:13,178 --> 00:20:14,378
♪ LA, LA, LA ♪

588
00:20:14,380 --> 00:20:17,848
♪ ♪

589
00:20:17,850 --> 00:20:19,149
♪ LA, LA, LA ♪

590
00:20:19,151 --> 00:20:22,653
♪ ♪

591
00:20:22,655 --> 00:20:24,154
♪ LA, LA, LA ♪

592
00:20:24,156 --> 00:20:34,164
♪ ♪

593
00:20:34,166 --> 00:20:36,667
♪ LA-LA, LA, LA-LA ♪

594
00:20:36,669 --> 00:20:38,769
♪ ♪

595
00:20:38,771 --> 00:20:40,571
♪ LA-LA, LA, LA-LA ♪