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- ♪ LA, LA, LA-LA, LA ♪
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♪ LA, LA, LA-LA, LA ♪
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♪ LA, LA, LA-LA, LA ♪
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♪ LA, LA, LA-LA, LA ♪
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- [high-pitched]
♪ OH ♪
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- THEY BROKE INTO HER BEDROOM.
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SHE BURST INTO SONG.
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THE INAPPROPRIATE ALTO,
TONIGHT ON SICK, SAD WORLD.
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[birds chirping]
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- ♪ I GOT A BIG WHEEL
ROLLING IN MY HEART ♪
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- ♪ I REALLY DON'T KNOW
WHAT THAT'S SUPPOSED TO MEAN ♪
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- ♪ IT MEANS A LAWNDALE
MORNING'S GONNA START ♪
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- ♪ PUT ON YOUR PANTS ♪
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♪ WE'RE SEEING MORE
THAN SHOULD BE SEEN ♪
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all: ♪ I'LL SAY ♪
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- ♪ TODAY I'LL BE THE PERFECT
WORKING WIFE AND MOTHER ♪
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- ♪ TODAY I'LL SHOW MY CLIENTS
THAT THIS MAN IS STRONG ♪
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- ♪ BUT, OH, TODAY'S BOOKED UP
LIKE EVERY OTHER ♪
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- ♪ I'LL PROBABLY TELL
MY CLIENTS ♪
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♪ THAT THEY'RE RIGHT
AND I AM WRONG ♪
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both:
♪ BUT STILL IT'S MORNING ♪
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♪ IN THE BURBS ♪
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- ♪ IT'S SUCH A GREAT DAY,
I WISH I COULD BUY IT ♪
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♪ IT LOOK SO GOOD,
IT MAKES MY EYEBALLS HURT ♪
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♪ DOES THIS GO WITH THIS TOP? ♪
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♪ SHOULD I TRY IT? ♪
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- ♪ OH, PUT ON ANY SKIRT
OR SHIRT ♪
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♪ YOU'D EVEN LOOK GOOD
WEARING DIRT ♪
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- ♪ THANKS ♪
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- [together]
♪ ON THIS MORNING ♪
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♪ IN THE BURBS ♪
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- ♪ OH ME, OH MY,
A LOVELY DAY IS DAWNING ♪
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♪ OH, WHAT A JOY
I DIDN'T WAKE UP DEAD ♪
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♪ SO I CAN GO TO SCHOOL
AND THEN RESUME MY YAWNING ♪
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♪ AND GET MY SLEEP IN CLASS
INSTEAD OF IN MY BED ♪
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- ♪ MORNING, HELEN ♪
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- ♪ MORNING, JAKE ♪
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- ♪ HAIR ALL RIGHT? ♪
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- ♪ LOOKS KIND OF FAKE ♪
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- ♪ GREAT, AND NOW
MY LEAVE I'LL TAKE ♪
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♪ IT'S OFF TO WORK I GO ♪
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- BYE.
- BYE.
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- ♪ WHAT'S THE WEATHER
LIKE TODAY? ♪
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- ♪ MAY BE A HURRICANE
ON THE WAY ♪
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- ♪ BUT IT'S SUCH
A LOVELY DAY ♪
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- ♪ WHAT DOES SCIENCE KNOW? ♪
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- ♪ OH, THAT'S GREAT ♪
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♪ THE TOAST IS COLD ♪
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♪ WHAT TALES OF NOTHING
WILL UNFOLD? ♪
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- [together]
♪ HERE ON THIS SAME OLD ♪
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- ♪ THIS SAME OLD ♪
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all:
♪ MORNING IN THE BURBS ♪
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[school bell rings]
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- OH, MY GOSH.
LOOK AT THE JELL-O.
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- IT'S JIGGLING.
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WORRIED ABOUT THE COMPETITION?
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- DON'T YOU SEE?
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IT CHANGED
INTO THE SCHOOL COLORS
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ON PEP RALLY DAY.
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THERE REALLY IS A SCHOOL SPIRIT.
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SPOOKY.
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- PEP RALLY DAY?
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- HMM.
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I GUESS WE BETTER MAKE
ALTERNATE PLANS.
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- HELLO, MR. ROOF.
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[microphone squeals]
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- UM, AS CAPTAIN OF THE TEAM,
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I WANT TO SAY
THAT THERE ARE SOME THINGS
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MORE IMPORTANT THAN WINNING.
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- YEAH, LIKE KICKING
SOME DAMN BUTT.
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OOH!
ALL RIGHT!
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WE ARE THE CHAMPIONS,
MY FRIENDS.
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- UH, THANK YOU.
- I'M THE QB.
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- WHOO!
- YEAH!
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- EXCUSE ME.
EVERYBODY, SIMMER DOWN.
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CALM DOWN.
CALM DOWN.
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THAT LITTLE HURRICANE ADVISORY
HAS BEEN UPGRADED
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TO A HURRICANE WARNING.
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- ARE WE ALL GONNA DIE?
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- NOT ON SCHOOL PROPERTY.
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YOU'RE ALL TO GO HOME.
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- WHAT ABOUT THE BIG GAME?
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[dramatic music]
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- ♪ CANCELED ♪
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all:
♪ NO ♪
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- ♪ YES,
NOW EVERYBODY OUT ♪
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♪ EVERYBODY OUT ♪
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♪ AN ORDERED QUIET EXIT
IS WHAT EXITING'S ABOUT ♪
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- ♪ YOU WILL NOT SCREAM
OR HOWL OR SHOUT ♪
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- [together]
♪ EVERYBODY OUT ♪
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♪ EVERYBODY OUT ♪
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- [purring]
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♪ BUT WHAT IF,
WHAT IF, WHAT IF ♪
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♪ THE TOWN BLEW AWAY? ♪
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- ♪ WHERE WOULD
THE FOOTBALL PLAYERS PLAY? ♪
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- [together] WHERE WOULD WE GO
TO SHOP ALL DAY? ♪
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both: ♪ WOULD WE STILL GET
THREE MONTHS OFF WITH PAY? ♪
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both: ♪ IF THE TOWN BLEW AWAY ♪
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[all howling]
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- ♪ NOWHERE ISN'T ANYWHERE
I WANT TO LIVE ♪
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- ♪ NOWHERE MAKES LAWNDALE
LOOK ALL RIGHT ♪
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- ♪ NOWHERE IS AN ADDRESS
THAT'S VERY HARD TO GIVE ♪
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- ♪ WHEN YOU ASK FOR A RIDE HOME
ON FRIDAY NIGHT ♪
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- ♪ I HOPE YOU'RE NOT TOO SAD
THAT YOU DON'T GET TO PLAY ♪
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- ♪ I AM, BUT I THINK
THE WEATHER'S FINE ♪
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♪ X FILES SAYS THIS IS JUST
THE SNEAKY WAY ♪
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♪ THE AUTHORITIES CREATE,
LIKE, A NATURAL DISASTER THING ♪
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♪ TO COVER UP THE REAL REASON
THE GAME'S CANCELED ♪
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I MEAN, BIG GAME, BIG STORM--
COINCIDENCE?
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all: ♪ WELL, WE'RE NOT FALLING
FOR THEIR LINE ♪
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- ♪ COME ON, KEVIE,
DON'T BE MAD ♪
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♪ I'VE GOT A WAY
TO MAKE YOU GLAD ♪
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♪ WE'LL GO UP
TO SOME OTHER PLACE ♪
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- HEY, THAT'S COOL, BABE.
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♪ LET'S GO SUCK FACE ♪
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- ♪ HEY, LOOK AT WHAT
THE NEWSPAPER IS SAYING ♪
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- ♪ WHAT? ♪
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- ♪ IT SAYS A GREAT BIG STORM
IS ON THE WAY ♪
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- ♪ COOL ♪
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- ♪ THE ROOF'S NOT REALLY
WHERE WE SHOULD BE STAYING ♪
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- ♪ WHY? ♪
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- ♪ 'CAUSE THIS BIG-ASS STORM
IS HAPPENING TODAY ♪
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- ♪ HEY ♪
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♪ WHAT IF THE TOWN BLEW AWAY? ♪
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- ♪ MY SISTER WOULD HAVE
NOWHERE TO STAY ♪
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- ♪ THE MALL WOULD BE GONE,
AND THAT'S OKAY ♪
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both: ♪ DOWN ON YOUR KNEES
AND BEGIN TO PRAY ♪
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♪ THAT THE TOWN BLOWS AWAY ♪
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- LET'S HEAD DOWN.
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I WANT TO LIVE TO SEE
WHAT THIS PLACE LOOKS LIKE
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AFTER IT'S OBLITERATED.
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[kissing sounds]
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- YOU KNOW, BEING
A POST-APOCALYPTIC TOWN
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IS GONNA BE COOL.
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OTHER TOWNS
WILL BE SCARED OF US.
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- I AM SURE THEY ALREADY ARE.
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OH, LOOK.
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A HURRICANE OF PASSION.
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- HI.
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- I HATE TO INTERRUPT,
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BUT THE NEWSPAPER SAYS
THERE'S A BIG STORM COMING.
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- YOU MIGHT WANT TO TAKE
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YOUR WHOLESOME SPORTS ACTIVITIES
INDOORS.
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- WAIT, THE NEWSPAPER SAID THAT?
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AH, MAN, I THOUGHT MS. LI
WAS JUST COVERING UP.
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- YEAH, SHE WAS MESSING
WITH OUR MINDS.
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- WHY DOESN'T THAT ADD UP
FOR ME?
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- LADIES FIRST.
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- NO.
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GREAT.
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NOW WE'RE NOT ONLY GONNA DIE,
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THE HEADLINE'S GONNA READ:
"QUARTERBACK AND OTHERS PERISH."
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♪ I ALWAYS KNEW THAT I WOULD DIE
IN NOWHERESVILLE ♪
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- ♪ BUT I DIDN'T THINK
I'D DIE THERE QUITE SO SOON ♪
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- ♪ HEY THIS IS LIKE THAT VIDEO
WHEN SCARY STORMS KILL ♪
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- ♪ WILL BEING DEAD
WRECK MY AFTERNOON? ♪
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all:
♪ IF THE TOWN BLOWS AWAY ♪
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[thunder rumbles]
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[pensive music]
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♪ ♪
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- UM, HELEN,
I WAS JUST WONDERING,
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IF THERE ISN'T ANYTHING MORE
TO DO, YOU KNOW,
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I THOUGHT MAYBE I COULD GO HOME
AND SAY GOOD-BYE
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TO MY LOVED ONES.
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- OH, I SUPPOSE I CAN SEND
THIS FAX MYSELF.
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- THANK YOU.
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- KISS THE KIDS GOOD-BYE FOR ME.
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I MEAN, GOOD NIGHT.
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DAMN.
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- HELEN,
WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?
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THERE'S A HURRICANE COMING.
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I KNOW I NEVER SAID IT BEFORE,
BUT...
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[soft music]
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♪ HELEN ♪
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♪ OH, OH, HELEN ♪
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♪ YOU'RE SO SWELL AND-- ♪
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AH, DAMN.
I'LL EMAIL YOU.
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- DON'T WORRY ABOUT ME.
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I'VE JUST GOT A BIT OF THIS
AND THAT TO WRAP UP,
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AND THEN I'LL BE--
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WHERE'S MY APPOINTMENT BOOK?
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- THIS ONE DOESN'T MAKE
SO MUCH NOISE.
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- BUT, QUINN, AREN'T YOU AFRAID
THAT YOU LOOK LIKE A HEFTY BAG?
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NOT THAT YOU DO.
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- UH-UH.
- NO WAY.
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- SORRY, LADIES,
THE STORE IS CLOSING.
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THE HURRICANE.
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- LET'S GET OUT OF HERE
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WHILE THERE'S STILL TIME
TO WALK.
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RUNNING FOR YOUR LIFE
IS SO GEEKY.
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- OH, NO.
WIND HAIR.
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- COME ON, QUINN.
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WE'LL COME BACK TOMORROW
AND FIND A COLOR
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THAT DOESN'T MAKE YOU
LOOK SO SICK.
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- WE'LL FIND A BETTER COLOR
TOMORROW?
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DON'T THEY KNOW
I CAN'T LEAVE YET?
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♪ WHY DON'T THEY KNOW? ♪
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♪ IT'S EASY TO SEE ♪
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♪ THAT I CAN'T GO
TILL I'M DRESSED PERFECTLY ♪
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- ♪ WHY DON'T THEY GUESS? ♪
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♪ IT'S MORE THAN A QUIRK ♪
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♪ I'VE GOT TO CONFESS ♪
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♪ I'M ADDICTED TO WORK ♪
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- ♪ A SHRINK WOULD HAVE
A FIELD DAY WITH MY HEAD ♪
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- ♪ IF HE LISTENED
TO THE SENTENCE I JUST SAID ♪
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both: ♪ OBSESSIVE KIDS AND MOMS
JUST MIGHT BE TICKING BOMBS ♪
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both: ♪ SO I'LL KEEP IT
TO MYSELF INSTEAD ♪
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- ♪ IT DOESN'T MATTER REALLY
WHAT I DO OR WEAR ♪
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- ♪ I COULD DO A HALF-ASSED JOB
AND NOBODY WOULD CARE ♪
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- [together] ♪ BUT WOWING
COLLEAGUES AND FRIENDS ♪
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♪ IS THE GREATEST
OF LIFE'S ENDS ♪
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both: ♪ SO WHEN LIFE ENDS,
AT LEAST IT ENDS ♪
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♪ WITH STYLE AND FLAIR ♪
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- ♪ COMING IN SECOND
WOULDN'T BE THE WORST ♪
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- ♪ AS LONG AS NO ONE ELSE
WAS FIRST ♪
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- ♪ OH, DON'T THEY KNOW? ♪
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- ♪ TELL THEM IT'S SO ♪
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both: ♪ DON'T THEY KNOW
I CAN'T LEAVE YET? ♪
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[pager beeping]
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- OKAY, MOM.
I'M COMING HOME.
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I'LL BE THE ONE
IN THE HEFTY BAG.
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[sighs]
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- [sighs]
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[horns blaring]
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- HELLO.
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YOU'VE REACHED
THE MORGENDORFFER RESIDENCE.
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NO ONE'S HOME RIGHT NOW.
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- WHAT DO YOU MEAN
NO ONE'S HOME RIGHT NOW?
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DARIA! QUINN!
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PLEASE GET HOME
AND ANSWER THE DAMN PHONE!
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♪ I'VE GOT A FOOT ON THE GAS
AND A HAMMER IN MY HEAD ♪
232
00:09:23,797 --> 00:09:25,296
♪ THINKING 'BOUT MY GIRLS ♪
233
00:09:25,298 --> 00:09:26,931
♪ AND THE WAYS
THEY MIGHT BE DEAD ♪
234
00:09:26,933 --> 00:09:29,701
♪ THEY SHOULD BE SAFE AT HOME
AND WARMING BY THE FIRE ♪
235
00:09:29,703 --> 00:09:32,971
♪ INSTEAD OF WARMING UP
TO SING IN THAT HEAVENLY CHOIR ♪
236
00:09:32,973 --> 00:09:34,405
♪ GOD, GOD DAMN IT ♪
237
00:09:34,407 --> 00:09:35,840
- LEARN TO DRIVE, JERK!
238
00:09:35,842 --> 00:09:37,208
- ♪ GOD, GOD DAMN IT ♪
239
00:09:37,210 --> 00:09:38,843
- GLAD YOU GOT YOUR HORN
TO WORK ♪
240
00:09:38,845 --> 00:09:40,278
- ♪ GOD, GOD DAMN IT ♪
241
00:09:40,280 --> 00:09:41,879
- STAY IN YOUR LANE!
242
00:09:41,881 --> 00:09:46,618
- ♪ THERE'S A HURRICANE COMING
AND I'M GOING INSANE ♪
243
00:09:46,620 --> 00:09:48,052
- ♪ QUITE SWEARING
LIKE A DRUNKARD ♪
244
00:09:48,054 --> 00:09:49,554
♪ AND GET RIGHT WITH THE LORD ♪
245
00:09:49,556 --> 00:09:52,857
- ♪ WE'RE A VERY MORAL FAMILY
WITH A BABY ON BOARD ♪
246
00:09:52,859 --> 00:09:54,992
- ♪ AND I SAY GOD, GOD DAMN IT ♪
247
00:09:54,994 --> 00:09:56,360
both: ♪ OH ME, OH MY ♪
248
00:09:56,362 --> 00:09:57,696
- ♪ GOD, GOD DAMN IT ♪
249
00:09:57,698 --> 00:09:59,296
both: ♪ WE HOPE THAT YOU DIE ♪
250
00:09:59,298 --> 00:10:02,500
- ♪ AAH, DAMN, DAMN IT ♪
251
00:10:02,502 --> 00:10:03,968
- ♪ YOU TELL 'EM, JACK ♪
252
00:10:03,970 --> 00:10:08,940
- ♪ I THINK I SEE MY TURNOFF,
SO YOU BETTER GET BACK ♪
253
00:10:08,942 --> 00:10:10,808
- ♪ GOD, GOD DAMN IT ♪
254
00:10:10,810 --> 00:10:12,310
- NOW, LET'S SEE.
255
00:10:12,312 --> 00:10:15,146
WE'VE GOT THE WINDOWS TAPED UP,
EMERGENCY PROVISIONS,
256
00:10:15,148 --> 00:10:16,481
SPARE BATTERIES.
257
00:10:16,483 --> 00:10:18,949
OH, I WISH I KNEW THAT
YOUR FATHER AND DARIA WERE SAFE.
258
00:10:18,951 --> 00:10:21,719
QUINN, WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
- MAKING COCOA.
259
00:10:21,721 --> 00:10:22,720
- WHY?
260
00:10:22,722 --> 00:10:24,189
- I SAW THIS TV MOVIE
261
00:10:24,191 --> 00:10:25,990
ABOUT THIS REALLY CUTE FAMILY
OF TEENS
262
00:10:25,992 --> 00:10:28,025
WHO GOT STRANDED
DURING A HURRICANE.
263
00:10:28,027 --> 00:10:30,528
WHEN THEY GOT NERVOUS,
THEY DRANK COCOA.
264
00:10:30,530 --> 00:10:32,963
- NOW, SWEETIE,
THERE IS NOTHING TO WORRY ABOUT.
265
00:10:32,965 --> 00:10:34,498
[door slams]
LOOTERS!
266
00:10:34,500 --> 00:10:37,502
- HELEN, QUINN.
DARIA?
267
00:10:37,504 --> 00:10:40,070
- OH, NO, I WAS HOPING
SHE WAS WITH YOU.
268
00:10:40,072 --> 00:10:42,873
- YOU MEAN SHE'S OUT THERE
IN THAT MAELSTROM?
269
00:10:42,875 --> 00:10:45,175
OH, GOD, NO!
270
00:10:45,177 --> 00:10:47,578
- IT'S NOT ACTUALLY RAINING YET,
JAKE.
271
00:10:47,580 --> 00:10:49,514
- SHE'S PROBABLY
AT A FRIEND'S HOUSE.
272
00:10:49,516 --> 00:10:52,183
- YES, YES.
THAT'S WHERE SHE IS.
273
00:10:52,185 --> 00:10:53,451
HELLO.
HELLO!
274
00:10:53,453 --> 00:10:56,087
- QUINN, POUR YOUR FATHER
SOME OF THAT COCOA.
275
00:10:56,089 --> 00:10:59,023
[duck phone quacks]
276
00:11:00,560 --> 00:11:02,260
- HELLO.
277
00:11:02,262 --> 00:11:04,495
NO, DARIA'S NOT HERE.
278
00:11:04,497 --> 00:11:06,431
YOU WANT THE MORGENDORFFERS.
279
00:11:06,433 --> 00:11:07,832
GOD...GUGHHH.
280
00:11:07,834 --> 00:11:09,501
I AM THE MORGENDORFFERS!
281
00:11:09,503 --> 00:11:10,835
- GIVE ME THAT.
282
00:11:10,837 --> 00:11:12,870
- HELLO?
TRENT?
283
00:11:12,872 --> 00:11:14,272
YOU HAVEN'T SEEN THE GIRLS?
284
00:11:14,274 --> 00:11:16,640
ARE YOUR PARENTS THERE?
285
00:11:16,642 --> 00:11:18,475
ARE THEY IN TOWN AT ALL?
286
00:11:18,477 --> 00:11:21,578
HAVE YOU DONE ANYTHING
TO PREPARE FOR THIS HURRICANE?
287
00:11:21,580 --> 00:11:23,480
YES, HURRICANE.
288
00:11:23,482 --> 00:11:26,050
TRENT, I WANT YOU TO COME OVER
AND WAIT FOR THE GIRLS HERE.
289
00:11:26,052 --> 00:11:27,952
YOU'LL BE SAFER.
290
00:11:27,954 --> 00:11:29,921
THEN PUT SOME ON.
291
00:11:29,923 --> 00:11:32,490
AND GET OVER HERE NOW,
YOUNG MAN.
292
00:11:32,492 --> 00:11:35,994
DOESN'T ANYBODY IN THIS TOWN
WEAR PANTS ANYMORE?
293
00:11:35,996 --> 00:11:37,862
- IT'S LIKE THIS:
294
00:11:37,864 --> 00:11:40,165
IF WE DON'T GO
INTO THAT WATER TANK SHACK
295
00:11:40,167 --> 00:11:42,233
WE'LL BLOW OFF THE ROOF AND DIE.
296
00:11:42,235 --> 00:11:44,435
- BUT IT LOOKS SO...
297
00:11:44,437 --> 00:11:47,605
- I BELIEVE "ICKY"'S THE WORD
YOU'RE GROPING FOR.
298
00:11:50,143 --> 00:11:53,378
UM, BRITTANY, WOULD YOU MIND
POINTING THOSE THINGS
299
00:11:53,380 --> 00:11:54,646
IN ANOTHER DIRECTION?
300
00:11:54,648 --> 00:11:55,647
- SORRY.
301
00:11:55,649 --> 00:11:56,848
MM.
302
00:11:56,850 --> 00:11:59,450
- MY PARENTS ARE PROBABLY
STARTING TO WORRY.
303
00:11:59,452 --> 00:12:01,685
- I KNOW MINE WOULD BE
IF THEY WERE IN TOWN.
304
00:12:01,687 --> 00:12:02,686
- WHAT ABOUT TRENT?
305
00:12:02,688 --> 00:12:04,322
I'LL BET HE'S UPSET.
306
00:12:04,324 --> 00:12:06,524
- I'LL BET HE'S SNORING.
307
00:12:06,526 --> 00:12:09,127
♪ OUR FAMILIES AND FRIENDS ♪
308
00:12:09,129 --> 00:12:11,696
- ♪ BUSY SAVING
THEIR REAR ENDS ♪
309
00:12:11,698 --> 00:12:15,800
- ♪ MAY HAVE OVERLOOKED
AN ABSENT TEEN OR TWO ♪
310
00:12:15,802 --> 00:12:18,403
- ♪ BUT BY NOW
THEY'RE CATCHING ON ♪
311
00:12:18,405 --> 00:12:20,705
♪ THAT TWO WELL-LIKED KIDS
ARE GONE ♪
312
00:12:20,707 --> 00:12:25,376
- ♪ AND I'LL BET THAT SOMEONE'S
EVEN MISSING YOU ♪
313
00:12:25,378 --> 00:12:27,745
both: ♪ SO WHILE THE WIND
DOES BLOW ♪
314
00:12:27,747 --> 00:12:30,414
♪ ON OUR LOVED ONES DOWN BELOW ♪
315
00:12:30,416 --> 00:12:34,886
♪ WE WISH THAT WE COULD
TELL THEM WE'RE OKAY ♪
316
00:12:34,888 --> 00:12:37,288
- ♪ AND I'D SAY
I'M ON THE ROOF ♪
317
00:12:37,290 --> 00:12:39,891
♪ WITH A BIMBO AND A GOOF ♪
318
00:12:39,893 --> 00:12:43,361
♪ BUT I'M DUE TO COME BACK DOWN
MOST ANY DAY ♪
319
00:12:43,363 --> 00:12:45,563
- ♪ THEY MUST BE WORRIED ♪
320
00:12:45,565 --> 00:12:48,066
- ♪ THEY'RE PROBABLY
DISTRESSED ♪
321
00:12:48,068 --> 00:12:50,168
- ♪ THEY MUST BE WORRIED ♪
322
00:12:50,170 --> 00:12:52,504
- ♪ IT'S CAUSING THEM UNREST ♪
323
00:12:52,506 --> 00:12:56,107
all: ♪ THEY MUST BE WORRIED ♪
324
00:12:56,109 --> 00:13:00,644
- ♪ IT'S REALLY HARD TO GUESS
EXACTLY WHAT QUINN'S THINKING ♪
325
00:13:00,646 --> 00:13:04,915
♪ THOUGH MY INSTINCT SAYS
IT'S PROBABLY ABOUT HER SHOES ♪
326
00:13:04,917 --> 00:13:07,585
♪ MOM AND DAD, THOUGH,
I DON'T THINK ♪
327
00:13:07,587 --> 00:13:11,389
♪ ARE EXACTLY TICKLED PINK
THAT I'VE VANISHED ♪
328
00:13:11,391 --> 00:13:13,624
♪ AND THAT I'VE LEFT NO CLUES ♪
329
00:13:13,626 --> 00:13:16,194
♪ THEY MUST BE WORRIED ♪
330
00:13:16,196 --> 00:13:18,263
- [together]
♪ I WOULDN'T BE SURPRISED ♪
331
00:13:18,265 --> 00:13:20,532
- ♪ THEY MUST BE WORRIED ♪
332
00:13:20,534 --> 00:13:22,934
- [together]
♪ GETTING MISTY IN THE EYES ♪
333
00:13:22,936 --> 00:13:24,335
- ♪ THEY MUST BE ♪
334
00:13:24,337 --> 00:13:27,638
all: ♪ WORRIED ♪
335
00:13:29,242 --> 00:13:32,176
[thunder rumbles]
336
00:13:35,081 --> 00:13:38,082
[dramatic music]
337
00:13:38,084 --> 00:13:40,685
♪ ♪
338
00:13:47,627 --> 00:13:49,794
- GAAH!
I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE!
339
00:13:49,796 --> 00:13:52,630
- WHOA.
NO MORE COCOA FOR YOU, MAN.
340
00:13:52,632 --> 00:13:53,698
- IT'S NOT THE COCOA.
341
00:13:53,700 --> 00:13:55,700
THE COCOA'S FINE.
- THANKS.
342
00:13:55,702 --> 00:13:57,502
- IT'S THE SITTING
AND DOING NOTHING.
343
00:13:57,504 --> 00:13:59,804
MY LITTLE GIRL'S LOST
IN THE MIDDLE OF A HURRICANE.
344
00:13:59,806 --> 00:14:01,339
I SHOULD BE OUT THERE
LOOKING FOR HER.
345
00:14:01,341 --> 00:14:05,043
- JAKE, I AM SURE DARIA HAD
THE GOOD SENSE TO FIND SHELTER.
346
00:14:05,045 --> 00:14:07,478
THERE'S NO POINT IN PUTTING
YOURSELF IN DANGER
347
00:14:07,480 --> 00:14:09,513
ACTING LIKE AN IDIOT
WITH A SUPERMAN COMPLEX.
348
00:14:09,515 --> 00:14:10,547
- DAMN IT, HELEN!
349
00:14:10,549 --> 00:14:12,317
THIS IS NO TIME
FOR YOUR GIRLY CRAP!
350
00:14:12,319 --> 00:14:13,318
- WHAT?
351
00:14:13,320 --> 00:14:15,353
- THAT TOUCHY-FEELY GARBAGE.
352
00:14:15,355 --> 00:14:17,054
WHO DO YOU WANT IN AN EMERGENCY,
353
00:14:17,056 --> 00:14:19,724
SUPERMAN,
OR YOUR DAMN INNER CHILD?
354
00:14:19,726 --> 00:14:21,058
I'M ACTING LIKE AN IDIOT?
355
00:14:21,060 --> 00:14:22,527
NO-HO-HO-HO.
356
00:14:22,529 --> 00:14:25,129
I'M ACTING LIKE A MAN!
357
00:14:27,801 --> 00:14:30,968
♪ IT USED TO BE ENOUGH TO BE
STRONG AND GOOD AND TOUGH ♪
358
00:14:30,970 --> 00:14:34,239
♪ AND GO TRY
WHATEVER HASN'T BEEN TRIED ♪
359
00:14:34,241 --> 00:14:36,974
♪ BUT NOW I'M A JERK
WITH A BRAIN THAT DOESN'T WORK ♪
360
00:14:36,976 --> 00:14:39,244
♪ IF I DON'T CONSULT
MY FEMININE SIDE ♪
361
00:14:39,246 --> 00:14:43,514
♪ OF WHAT IT IS TO BE MANLY ♪
- ♪ MANLY ♪
362
00:14:43,516 --> 00:14:45,683
- ♪ MAYBE WE SHOULD STAY HERE
AND HUG ♪
363
00:14:45,685 --> 00:14:49,921
♪ WOULD THAT BE MORE MANLY? ♪
- ♪ MANLY ♪
364
00:14:49,923 --> 00:14:52,857
- ♪ OH, KILL ME NOW,
I THINK I SQUASHED A BUG ♪
365
00:14:52,859 --> 00:14:55,259
- TRENT, CAN'T YOU TALK
SOME SENSE INTO HIM?
366
00:14:55,261 --> 00:14:57,995
- HE SOUNDS
SENSIBLE ENOUGH TO ME.
367
00:14:57,997 --> 00:14:59,463
♪ I CAN SHOW THAT I CARE ♪
368
00:14:59,465 --> 00:15:00,998
♪ I CAN CRY, I CAN SHARE ♪
369
00:15:01,000 --> 00:15:04,268
♪ GOT MY BRAIN
IN A SENSITIVE WHIRL ♪
370
00:15:04,270 --> 00:15:07,104
♪ BUT PLEASE TELL ME WHY
BEING SUCH A MODERN GUY ♪
371
00:15:07,106 --> 00:15:09,874
♪ MAKES ME FEEL LIKE
A BEARDED GIRL ♪
372
00:15:09,876 --> 00:15:13,878
♪ I GUESS THAT'S NOW MANLY ♪
- ♪ MANLY ♪
373
00:15:13,880 --> 00:15:15,847
- ♪ I DO NOTHING,
BUT, HEY, I FEEL ♪
374
00:15:15,849 --> 00:15:19,717
♪ I FEEL MIGHTY MANLY ♪
- ♪ MANLY ♪
375
00:15:19,719 --> 00:15:22,152
- ♪ I'M SO EXCITED ♪
376
00:15:22,154 --> 00:15:23,788
♪ I JUST MIGHT SCREAM ♪
377
00:15:23,790 --> 00:15:25,690
- COME HERE, BIG GUY.
378
00:15:25,692 --> 00:15:29,059
- YOU GOT IT, BOSS.
379
00:15:29,061 --> 00:15:32,196
- ♪ I'M PROUD TO BE THE HOME
OF A "Y" CHROMOSOME ♪
380
00:15:32,198 --> 00:15:35,066
- I'M PROUD THIS HAIR IS GROWING
ON MY CHIN ♪
381
00:15:35,068 --> 00:15:36,567
- ♪ LET'S GET THE HELL
OUT THERE ♪
382
00:15:36,569 --> 00:15:38,436
- ♪ FIND THOSE GIRLS
FOR WHO WE CARE ♪
383
00:15:38,438 --> 00:15:40,738
♪ WE WON'T BE BACK
TILL WE CAN BRING 'EM IN ♪
384
00:15:40,740 --> 00:15:44,809
both: ♪ WE'RE GONNA BE MANLY ♪
- ♪ MANLY ♪
385
00:15:44,811 --> 00:15:46,811
- ♪ HANG ON,
HELP IS ON THE WAY ♪
386
00:15:46,813 --> 00:15:51,015
both: ♪ IT'S TIME TO BE MANLY ♪
- ♪ MANLY ♪
387
00:15:52,385 --> 00:15:54,652
HONEY, IS THAT OKAY?
388
00:15:54,654 --> 00:15:57,087
♪ ♪
389
00:15:57,089 --> 00:16:00,758
all: ♪ MANLY ♪
390
00:16:00,760 --> 00:16:01,992
- COME ON, TRENT.
391
00:16:01,994 --> 00:16:03,661
YOUR DAUGHTER AND MY SISTER
ARE OUT THERE.
392
00:16:03,663 --> 00:16:04,728
- THAT DOESN'T SOUND RIGHT.
393
00:16:04,730 --> 00:16:06,197
- AND WE'VE GOTTA FIND 'EM.
394
00:16:06,199 --> 00:16:07,798
IT'S OUR DUTY, DAMN IT!
395
00:16:07,800 --> 00:16:08,833
- DAMN IT, YOU'RE RIGHT.
396
00:16:08,835 --> 00:16:10,134
- DAMN IT, LET'S GO.
397
00:16:10,136 --> 00:16:12,437
- JAKEY, BE CAREFUL.
- YEAH, DAD.
398
00:16:12,439 --> 00:16:14,439
- GOTTA SAVE THOSE GIRLS,
DAMN IT!
399
00:16:14,441 --> 00:16:15,873
- DAMN IT, LET'S DO IT.
400
00:16:17,544 --> 00:16:19,443
[crashing]
- DAMN IT!
401
00:16:19,445 --> 00:16:21,779
[thunder rumbles]
402
00:16:21,781 --> 00:16:24,014
- UM, DON'T LOOK NOW,
403
00:16:24,016 --> 00:16:25,950
BUT OUR LITTLE LOVE NEST
IS ABOUT TO COLLAPSE.
404
00:16:25,952 --> 00:16:28,252
- OH, NO.
WHAT DO WE DO?
405
00:16:28,254 --> 00:16:30,655
- I GUESS WE'RE GONNA HAVE
TO TAKE OUR CHANCES OUT THERE.
406
00:16:30,657 --> 00:16:32,757
- OKAY, READY?
I'M GONNA OPEN THE DOOR.
407
00:16:32,759 --> 00:16:34,291
- LIKE BEFORE?
408
00:16:34,293 --> 00:16:35,827
- JUST LIKE BEFORE.
409
00:16:35,829 --> 00:16:37,428
- I GIVE UP.
IT'S STUCK.
410
00:16:37,430 --> 00:16:39,196
- YOU GIVE UP?
411
00:16:39,198 --> 00:16:41,332
YOU CAN'T GIVE UP.
412
00:16:41,334 --> 00:16:44,168
- ♪ THE GIRL WITH THE SQUEAK
SAYS IT'S NO TIME TO BE MEEK ♪
413
00:16:44,170 --> 00:16:47,038
♪ TIME TO DO
WHAT YOU MANLY MEN DO ♪
414
00:16:47,040 --> 00:16:48,906
♪ SHE MEANS
BREAK DOWN THE DOOR ♪
415
00:16:48,908 --> 00:16:50,608
♪ GIVE A HOLLER OR A ROAR ♪
416
00:16:50,610 --> 00:16:53,011
♪ MAKE SOME STUPID FOOTBALL
NOISE AND BUST THROUGH ♪
417
00:16:53,013 --> 00:16:56,848
- ♪ YOU'VE GOT TO BE MANLY ♪
- ♪ MANLY ♪
418
00:16:56,850 --> 00:16:59,283
- ♪ MY GREAT AUNT COULD
DO BETTER AND SHE'S DEAD ♪
419
00:16:59,285 --> 00:17:02,954
- ♪ COME ON AND BE MANLY ♪
- ♪ MANLY ♪
420
00:17:02,956 --> 00:17:05,623
- ♪ NOW APPLY YOUR MIGHTY HELMET
OF A HEAD ♪
421
00:17:06,926 --> 00:17:11,529
- ♪ MANLY ♪
422
00:17:11,531 --> 00:17:13,764
- DID HE HURT HIMSELF?
423
00:17:13,766 --> 00:17:15,833
- NOT ANYWHERE
EITHER OF YOU WOULD NOTICE.
424
00:17:15,835 --> 00:17:17,268
- HEY, CHECK IT OUT.
425
00:17:17,270 --> 00:17:18,602
THE STORM'S OVER.
426
00:17:18,604 --> 00:17:20,271
- KEVIE, YOU DID IT.
427
00:17:20,273 --> 00:17:23,274
- AND LOOK, BRITTANY,
HE ALSO MADE A RAINBOW.
428
00:17:23,276 --> 00:17:25,643
- IS THERE ANYTHING
THIS POPULAR BOY CAN'T DO?
429
00:17:25,645 --> 00:17:27,145
[upbeat music]
430
00:17:27,147 --> 00:17:29,046
all: ♪ THE BIG WET
RAINSTORM'S OVER ♪
431
00:17:29,048 --> 00:17:30,448
♪ WE'RE HAPPY WE'RE STILL HERE ♪
432
00:17:30,450 --> 00:17:32,049
♪ THE BIG WET
RAINSTORM'S OVER ♪
433
00:17:32,051 --> 00:17:33,418
♪ THE END CAME VERY NEAR ♪
434
00:17:33,420 --> 00:17:35,219
both:
♪ WE DIDN'T DIE WITH BRITTANY ♪
435
00:17:35,221 --> 00:17:36,888
♪ INSTEAD WE GOT TO SIT
AND SEE ♪
436
00:17:36,890 --> 00:17:38,423
- ♪ KEVIN'S HEAD ACT MIGHTILY ♪
437
00:17:38,425 --> 00:17:40,258
- AH, BABE.
438
00:17:40,260 --> 00:17:44,028
all: ♪ THE BIG WET
RAINSTORM'S OVER ♪
439
00:17:45,498 --> 00:17:47,030
all: ♪ THE BIG WET
RAINSTORM'S OVER ♪
440
00:17:47,032 --> 00:17:48,833
WHERE'S QUINN?
- AND DO WE CARE?
441
00:17:48,835 --> 00:17:50,268
all: ♪ THE BIG WET
RAINSTORM'S OVER ♪
442
00:17:50,270 --> 00:17:51,769
- ♪ SHE'S IN A STORE SOMEWHERE ♪
443
00:17:51,771 --> 00:17:53,304
- ♪ HOW DO YOU LIKE
THIS JERSEY TOP? ♪
444
00:17:53,306 --> 00:17:55,038
- ♪ ITS COLORS MAKE
YOUR HIGHLIGHTS POP ♪
445
00:17:55,040 --> 00:17:57,108
- OKAY, WE'RE DRESSED,
NOW WE CAN SHOP ♪
446
00:17:57,110 --> 00:18:00,344
all: ♪ THE BIG WET
RAINSTORM'S OVER ♪
447
00:18:00,346 --> 00:18:02,079
both: ♪ THE BIG WET
RAINSTORM'S OVER ♪
448
00:18:02,081 --> 00:18:03,714
♪ AND LAWNDALE'S
STILL THE SAME ♪
449
00:18:03,716 --> 00:18:05,415
♪ THE BIG WET
RAINSTORM'S OVER ♪
450
00:18:05,417 --> 00:18:06,684
♪ NOW LIFE IS ONCE MORE TAME ♪
451
00:18:06,686 --> 00:18:08,586
- ♪ THOUGH IF THE TOWN
WERE GONE TODAY ♪
452
00:18:08,588 --> 00:18:10,087
- ♪ AND ALL THE PEOPLE
BLOWN AWAY ♪
453
00:18:10,089 --> 00:18:12,056
both:
♪ WE'D BE IN THE MAJORITY ♪
454
00:18:12,058 --> 00:18:15,693
♪ THE BIG WET
RAINSTORM'S OVER ♪
455
00:18:15,695 --> 00:18:17,094
♪ ♪
456
00:18:17,096 --> 00:18:18,829
- ♪ THE BIG WET
RAINSTORM'S OVER ♪
457
00:18:18,831 --> 00:18:20,431
♪ I THINK YOU HURT YOUR CAR ♪
458
00:18:20,433 --> 00:18:22,099
- ♪ THE BIG WET
RAINSTORM'S OVER ♪
459
00:18:22,101 --> 00:18:24,202
♪ NOW WILL YOU GO REAL FAR
AWAY FROM ME? ♪
460
00:18:24,204 --> 00:18:26,804
♪ BECAUSE, YOU SEE,
I CRASHED MY CAR INTO A TREE ♪
461
00:18:26,806 --> 00:18:28,806
♪ NOW I'M AS MAD AS MAD CAN BE ♪
462
00:18:28,808 --> 00:18:32,376
- ♪ THE BIG WET
RAINSTORM'S OVER ♪
463
00:18:32,378 --> 00:18:33,577
- YOU OKAY?
464
00:18:33,579 --> 00:18:35,146
- I'M OKAY.
YOU OKAY?
465
00:18:35,148 --> 00:18:36,981
- A-OKAY.
466
00:18:36,983 --> 00:18:38,783
both: ♪ THE BIG WET
RAINSTORM'S OVER ♪
467
00:18:38,785 --> 00:18:40,284
♪ THE AIRBAG SAVED OUR LIFE ♪
468
00:18:40,286 --> 00:18:41,986
♪ THE BIG WET
RAINSTORM'S OVER ♪
469
00:18:41,988 --> 00:18:43,420
♪ EXPLAIN THIS TO THE WIFE ♪
470
00:18:43,422 --> 00:18:45,223
♪ NOW WILL YOU PLEASE
GET OUT AND SEE ♪
471
00:18:45,225 --> 00:18:46,857
- ♪ THE DAMAGE DONE
BY THIS HERE TREE? ♪
472
00:18:46,859 --> 00:18:48,993
- ♪ THIS SIGHT'S
A BIT TOO MUCH FOR ME ♪
473
00:18:48,995 --> 00:18:55,432
both: ♪ THE BIG WET
RAINSTORM'S OVER ♪
474
00:18:55,434 --> 00:18:56,501
- JANIE.
475
00:18:56,503 --> 00:18:58,669
OH, MAN, YOU'RE ALL RIGHT.
476
00:18:58,671 --> 00:19:00,571
- TRENT.
YOU WERE WORRIED.
477
00:19:00,573 --> 00:19:02,473
- AND YOU'RE OKAY, TOO, DARIA.
478
00:19:02,475 --> 00:19:03,574
COOL.
479
00:19:03,576 --> 00:19:05,576
- HMM.
I'M FINE.
480
00:19:05,578 --> 00:19:06,577
- DARIA, YOU'RE SAFE!
481
00:19:06,579 --> 00:19:08,179
- DAD, YOU CRASHED THE CAR.
482
00:19:08,181 --> 00:19:10,814
[instrumental music]
483
00:19:10,816 --> 00:19:13,784
- ♪ I DON'T CARE A THING
ABOUT MY SMASHED-UP LEXUS ♪
484
00:19:13,786 --> 00:19:16,521
♪ YOU'RE REALLY WHAT
MY CARING'S ALL ABOUT ♪
485
00:19:16,523 --> 00:19:19,323
- ♪ THAT MUST BE WHY
YOU'VE CRUSHED MY SOLAR PLEXUS ♪
486
00:19:19,325 --> 00:19:20,658
- ♪ I'M SORRY, HON ♪
487
00:19:20,660 --> 00:19:23,861
♪ BUT I'M SO HAPPY
I COULD SHOUT ♪
488
00:19:23,863 --> 00:19:26,364
- ♪ SO YOU FOUND
MY SIS AT LAST ♪
489
00:19:26,366 --> 00:19:27,631
- ♪ CRASHED THE CAR ♪
490
00:19:27,633 --> 00:19:29,333
- ♪ AH, THE PAST IS PAST ♪
491
00:19:29,335 --> 00:19:31,935
- ♪ AT LEAST YOU DIDN'T
BREAK YOUR NECK ♪
492
00:19:31,937 --> 00:19:33,371
- ♪ COULD HAVE THOUGH ♪
493
00:19:33,373 --> 00:19:35,072
- ♪ BUT WHAT THE HECK ♪
494
00:19:35,074 --> 00:19:37,975
♪ 'CAUSE TODAY WAS STRANGE
IN EXTREMES ♪
495
00:19:37,977 --> 00:19:40,277
♪ AND THAT'S PUT LIGHTLY ♪
496
00:19:40,279 --> 00:19:45,182
♪ AND YET IT STARTED OUT SO DULL
AND PRETTY DUMB ♪
497
00:19:45,184 --> 00:19:49,987
♪ AND SO THIS FEELING I FEEL
I DON'T FEEL SLIGHTLY ♪
498
00:19:49,989 --> 00:19:54,225
♪ IT'S THE HOPE
THAT TOMORROW WILL COME ♪
499
00:19:54,227 --> 00:19:56,760
♪ AND ANOTHER WEIRD MORNING ♪
500
00:19:56,762 --> 00:19:58,495
- ♪ YES, A DAWNING ♪
501
00:19:58,497 --> 00:20:02,833
- ♪ AN EXCITING NEW DAY
ABORNING ♪
502
00:20:02,835 --> 00:20:06,404
all: ♪ NO NEED FOR
A SURGEON GENERAL'S WARNING ♪
503
00:20:06,406 --> 00:20:09,039
♪ MORNING, MORNING ♪
504
00:20:09,041 --> 00:20:12,143
♪ IT'S MORNING, MORNING ♪
505
00:20:12,145 --> 00:20:23,920
♪ MORNING IN THE BURBS ♪
506
00:20:28,394 --> 00:20:33,331
- ♪ IT USED TO BE ENOUGH TO BE
STRONG AND GOOD AND TOUGH ♪
507
00:20:33,333 --> 00:20:37,801
♪ AND GO TRY
WHATEVER HASN'T BEEN TRIED ♪
508
00:20:37,803 --> 00:20:41,905
♪ BUT NOW I'M A JERK
WITH A BRAIN THAT DOESN'T WORK ♪
509
00:20:41,907 --> 00:20:46,477
♪ IF I DON'T FIRST CONSULT
MY FEMININE SIDE ♪
510
00:20:46,479 --> 00:20:49,480
♪ OF WHAT IT IS TO BE MANLY ♪
511
00:20:49,482 --> 00:20:51,148
♪ MAYBE WE SHOULD STAY HERE
AND HUG ♪
512
00:20:51,150 --> 00:20:53,884
♪ WOULD THAT BE MORE MANLY? ♪
513
00:20:53,886 --> 00:20:56,520
♪ OH, KILL ME NOW,
I THINK I SQUASHED A BUG ♪
514
00:20:56,522 --> 00:20:58,956
[woman's voice]
♪ TRENT, CAN'T YOU TALK
SOME SENSE INTO HIM? ♪
515
00:20:58,958 --> 00:21:00,725
[as Trent] HE SOUNDS
SENSIBLE ENOUGH TO ME.
516
00:21:00,727 --> 00:21:02,660
♪ WE'RE GONNA BE MANLY ♪
517
00:21:02,662 --> 00:21:04,362
♪ HANG ON,
HELP IS ON THE WAY ♪
518
00:21:04,364 --> 00:21:07,598
♪ IT'S TIME TO BE MANLY ♪
519
00:21:07,600 --> 00:21:09,734
♪ HONEY, IS THAT OKAY? ♪
520
00:21:09,736 --> 00:21:12,169
♪ MANLY ♪