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- ♪ LA-LA, LA, LA-LA ♪
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♪ THIS IS MY STOP ♪
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♪ GOT TO GET OFF ♪
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♪ I MAY GO POP ♪
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♪ EXCUSE ME ♪
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♪ EXCUSE ME ♪
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[whistle blows]
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♪ I'VE GOT TO BE DIRECT ♪
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- ♪ LA, LA, LA ♪
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- ♪ IF I'M WRONG,
PLEASE CORRECT ♪
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- ♪ LA, LA, LA ♪
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- ♪ YOU'RE STANDING ON MY NECK ♪
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- ♪ LA, LA, LA ♪
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- ♪ YOU'RE STANDING ON MY NECK ♪
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- ♪ LA, LA, LA ♪
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- ♪ YOU'RE STANDING ON MY NECK ♪
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♪ ♪
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♪ LA-LA, LA, LA-LA ♪
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♪ LA-LA, LA, LA-LA ♪
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- AND SO THE DEMOCRATIC PARTY
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CAME TO BE ASSOCIATED
WITH THE "WELFARE STATE,"
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AND THE REPUBLICAN PARTY
WITH A MORE DARWINIAN APPROACH.
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WHICH DO YOU FAVOR?
KEVIN!
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- DARWIN'S THE MONKEY GUY,
RIGHT?
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I LIKE MONKEYS.
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- A STATEMENT NO DOUBT
ONCE ALSO MADE
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BY YOUR MOTHER!
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- NO.
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SHE'S MORE INTO KITTIES.
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- I LOVE KITTIES!
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- THAT'S TERRIFIC, BRITTANY,
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AND REALLY ADDS AN EXTRA
DIMENSION TO TODAY'S LESSON!
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UH, MS. LI,
I WONDER IF I MIGHT--
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- FORGET IT!
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I'VE ALREADY TOLD YOU:
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NO STAFF RESIGNATIONS
WHILE CLASS IS IN SESSION.
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STUDENTS, AREN'T WE A BUNCH
OF LUCKY SO-AND-SOS?
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WITH ALL THAT THIS GREAT LAND
HAS GIVEN US,
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SHOULDN'T WE THINK ABOUT
GIVING BACK JUST A LITTLE?
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- SHE'S RIGHT.
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I'M GOING TO RENOUNCE
MY CITIZENSHIP.
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- SO AS PART OF
THE SCHOOL DISTRICT'S
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FIRST ANNUAL AWARENESS
OF OTHERS WEEK,
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I'M ASKING EACH
LAWNDALE HIGH STUDENT
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TO SIGN UP FOR
AN EXTRACURRICULAR ACTIVITY
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TO MAKE THE WORLD
A BETTER PLACE.
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- LET'S START BY ROUNDING UP
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ALL THE PSYCHOTIC
SCHOOL ADMINISTRATORS
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AND PUTTING AN END
TO THEIR SUFFERING.
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- AND OURS.
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- 100% PARTICIPATION
WILL EARN ME--
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[clears throat]
EARN US
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SPECIAL RECOGNITION FROM
THE SUPERINTENDENT OF SCHOOLS.
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NOW, I WANT ALL OF YOU
TO GO OUT THERE AND MAKE ME--
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MAKE THE SCHOOL LOOK GOOD.
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RESUME LEARNING!
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- CLASS, DARE I ASK WHETHER
ANYONE CAN RELATE THIS APPEAL
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FOR VOLUNTEERISM
TO THE POLITICAL PHILOSOPHIES
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WE'VE BEEN DISCUSSING TODAY?
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KEVIN.
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- YOU KNOW WHAT'S COOL
ABOUT THAT DARWIN GUY?
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WHEN CURIOUS GEORGE
GETS IN TROUBLE,
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HE ALWAYS LETS HIM SLIDE.
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- MS. LI, WAIT!
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HEAR A DESPERATE MAN'S PLEA!
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- I JUST THINK PEOPLE SHOULD
VOLUNTEER FOR CAUSES
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BECAUSE THEY BELIEVE IN THEM,
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NOT BECAUSE IT MAKES THE SCHOOL
LOOK GOOD.
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- ABSOLUTELY.
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RUN DOWN THE LIST OF CAUSES
YOU VOLUNTEERED FOR AGAIN?
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- I PROTESTED THAT BOOK BURNING
LAST YEAR.
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- YOU YELLED AT THE TV SCREEN.
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- HEY, IF MORE PEOPLE SPOKE UP--
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- UH-OH.
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LOOKS LIKE A WHOLE BUNCH OF
PEOPLE GOT HERE BEFORE US.
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- I WONDER IF THIS HAS
ANYTHING TO DO
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WITH THE FULL DAY OF
PROCRASTINATING WE JUST PUT IN.
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- LOOK.
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THEY NEED SOMEONE
FOR AN ARTS AND CRAFTS CLASS
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AT THE CHILDREN'S WARD
OF THE HOSPITAL.
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- CALLING JANE LANE.
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- TOO BAD THERE'S ONLY ONE SLOT
LEFT.
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- THAT'S OKAY.
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I GUESS I'LL BE PICKING DEBRIS
OFF THE HIGHWAY.
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THAT'LL MAKE ME FEEL
ALL WARM AND FUZZY.
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- WAIT!
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HOW ABOUT READING
TO SENIOR CITIZENS?
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- NO, THANKS.
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I'LL FEEL MORE COMFORTABLE
WITH THE ROADKILL.
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- COME ON,
YOU'RE A PEOPLE PERSON.
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- MM-HMM.
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- WELL, YOU'RE A PERSON ANYWAY.
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- OH, WHAT THE HELL.
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IT'LL BE GOOD PRACTICE
FOR WHEN MY PARENTS TURN SENILE,
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WHICH IS PROBABLY ANY DAY NOW.
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- OOH, KEVVY, LOOK.
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READING WITH SENIORS.
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- HANGING OUT
WITH THE UPPERCLASSMEN?
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EXCELLENT.
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- SO THE FASHION CLUB VOTED, AND
WE'RE GOING TO COLLECT CLOTHES
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FOR THE HOMELESS.
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- ISN'T THAT WONDERFUL?
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- WELL, I WAS GIVEN A TALENT
FOR ACCESSORIZING,
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AND IT'S SORT OF MY DUTY
TO SHARE IT WITH THE WORLD.
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- I HEARD ST. FRANCIS
STARTED THE SAME WAY.
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- WHAT ARE YOU DOING, DARIA?
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- SHE GOT STUCK
READING TO OLD PEOPLE.
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- HEY, THAT'S GREAT, KIDDO.
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- WELL, I'M PROUD OF MY GIRLS
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FOR CARING ABOUT
THE LESS FORTUNATE.
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QUINN, I'M GOING TO GO THROUGH
MY CLOSET RIGHT NOW
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AND SEE WHAT I CAN DONATE
TO YOUR CLOTHING DRIVE.
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- YOUR CLOSET?
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MOM, HAVEN'T THE HOMELESS
SUFFERED ENOUGH?
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- [sniffs]
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- WHAT DOES YOUR FOOT ODOR SAY
ABOUT YOUR SEXUAL PROWESS?
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SNIFFING FOR LOVE,
ON THE NEXT SICK, SAD WORLD.
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- ARE YOU SURE THEY'RE GOING
TO LET YOU BRING YOUR OWN
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MATERIALS TO THE HOSPITAL?
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I DON'T KNOW IF SICK CHILDREN
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SHOULD BE WORKING
WITH AUTO PARTS.
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- WHY NOT?
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THEY'RE NOT JUST RECUPERATING;
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THEY'RE LEARNING A TRADE.
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THERE'LL BE NO POPSICLE STICK
PICTURE FRAMES
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IN JANE LANE'S
ARTS AND CRAFTS CLASS.
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TOMORROW WE'RE MAKING VOODOO
DOLLS OF THE HOSPITAL STAFF.
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- DO YOU THINK
IF YOU BREATHE ON ME
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I MIGHT CATCH YOUR ENTHUSIASM?
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- HEY, WHO KNOWS WHAT
YOU'LL CATCH.
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COME ON, YOUR ASSIGNMENT
ISN'T THAT BAD.
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YOU LIKE READING.
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- [mumbling]
HOW WOULD YOU LIKE IT...
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- YOU'RE NOT NERVOUS, ARE YOU?
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- NO, NO.
I'M NOT.
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- YOU'LL BE FINE.
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IF IT HELPS, PICTURE THEM IN
THEIR UNDERWEAR WHILE YOU READ.
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YOU MAY THROW UP, BUT AT LEAST
YOU WON'T BE INTIMIDATED.
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YOU FEEL LIKE TAKING A WALK
TO THE BUTCHER?
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THIS STUFF WOULD LOOK GREAT WITH
A FEW CATTLE BONES THROWN IN.
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- HELLO.
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OH, YOU MUST BE
FROM THE HIGH SCHOOL.
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COME ON IN.
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WE CAN ALWAYS USE
A RAY OF SUNSHINE AROUND HERE.
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SOME OF YOUR CLASSMATES
HAVE ALREADY ARRIVED.
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- HEY, KEVVY, LOOK WHO'S HERE.
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- DARIA.
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DID YOU KNOW THERE AREN'T ANY
HIGH SCHOOL SENIORS HERE?
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THEY'RE OLD PEOPLE,
AND WE HAVE TO READ TO THEM.
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- WHAT KIND OF LOUSY
VOLUNTEER DEAL IS THAT?
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- I KNOW.
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- THIS TELECONFERENCE
OF THE FASHION CLUB
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IS HEREBY CALLED TO ORDER.
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FIRST ORDER OF BUSINESS:
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WHEN DO WE GO CLOTHES SHOPPING
FOR THE HOMELESS?
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- YOU KNOW, I SAW THIS
HOMELESS GUY ON TV ONCE,
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AND HE WAS WEARING PLAID PANTS
WITH A STRIPED TOP.
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- EW!
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WHY CAN'T HE JUST REACH INSIDE
HIS SHOPPING CART
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AND PICK OUT SOMETHING
THAT MATCHES?
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- UM, SHOULDN'T WE GO THROUGH
OUR OWN CLOSETS FIRST
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FOR CLOTHES TO DONATE?
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- YOU MEAN A HOMELESS PERSON
WILL BE WEARING MY CLOTHES?
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- UH, QUINN, ARE YOU REALLY
COMFORTABLE WITH THAT CONCEPT?
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- IT'LL STRETCH
OUR SHOPPING BUDGET.
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THE MORE CLOTHES
WE FIND FOR FREE,
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THE MORE WE HELP THE HOMELESS,
RIGHT?
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AND THE MORE ROOM IN OUR CLOSETS
FOR NEW STUFF.
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- YEAH!
- OH, YEAH.
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- SHUSH.
VERY WELL.
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BUT I'LL REVIEW YOUR DONATIONS
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TO MAKE SURE
NO PAST FASHION MISTAKES
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ARE INADVERTENTLY REVEALED
TO OUR ENEMIES.
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LATER.
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- BYE, GUYS.
- CIAO.
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- HMM.
NO, NO, NO.
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MAYBE.
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NO.
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AH!
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DARIA, I FOUND YOUR JACKET!
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- "AS HIS FINGERS TRAILED
SENSUOUSLY
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"DOWN THE NAPE OF HER NECK
TO HER
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"BOW-DICE,
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"SHE TINGLED UNCONTROLLABLY
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"WITH THE KNOWLEDGE THAT TONIGHT
JEAN PERRIER
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"WOULD TASTE THE FRUIT
OF THE GARDEN
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FROM WHICH NO MAN HAD E'ER
PICKED PRODUCE BEFORE."
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OH!
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- WHAT A PRETTY VOICE SHE HAS.
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DON'T YOU THINK?
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- OH, YES.
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SHE SOUNDS JUST LIKE FRANCES DID
WHEN SHE WAS YOUNGER.
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- I ALWAYS DID HAVE
A LOVELY VOICE.
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- THANKS!
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- AND I LOOKED
JUST LIKE YOU, DEAR.
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- EEH!
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- POW! BLAM!
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KABLOOIE!
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COOL, THIS GUY JUST SWALLOWED
HIS OWN TEETH.
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- [laughs]
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HAPPENED TO ME LAST FRIDAY.
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ONLY THEY WEREN'T MY TEETH,
IF YOU GET MY DRIFT.
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- YEAH.
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NO.
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- DARIA, YOU'LL BE READING
TO MRS. PATTERSON.
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I THINK YOU TWO
WILL REALLY HIT IT OFF.
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- WHAT A PRETTY GIRL.
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- OH.
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- THAT BRITTANY IS.
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- OH.
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- ARE YOU TWO FRIENDS?
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NO, I DON'T SUPPOSE
YOU WOULD BE.
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NEVER MIND.
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LET'S HEAR WHAT YOU BROUGHT
TO READ.
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- I HOPE YOU LIKE POETRY.
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- OH, YES.
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MY FAVORITE BIRTHDAY CARDS
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ARE THE ONES WITH POEMS IN THEM.
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- [clears throat]
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"I SAW THE BEST MINDS OF MY
GENERATION DESTROYED BY MADNESS.
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"STARVING, HYSTERICAL, NAKED.
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"DRAGGING THEMSELVES THROUGH
THE NEGRO STREETS OF DAWN...
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"...BANG ON THE CATATONIC PIANO,
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"THE SOUL IS INNOCENT
AND IMMORTAL.
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IT SHOULD NEVER DIE UNGODLY
IN AN ARMED MADHOUSE."
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[beeping]
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- MRS. PATTERSON,
CAN I GET YOU SOMETHING?
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- GET ME MY WALKER.
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AND THEN HIT HER WITH IT!
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[upbeat rock music]
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♪ ♪
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- I AM JUST TOO CUTE IN THIS.
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- FORGET CUTE.
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00:08:29,810 --> 00:08:31,243
YOU ARE ADORABLE.
235
00:08:31,245 --> 00:08:33,278
- OH, NO.
236
00:08:33,280 --> 00:08:35,412
WELL, YEAH.
237
00:08:35,414 --> 00:08:36,414
- QUINN.
238
00:08:36,416 --> 00:08:38,582
I WAS JUST, UH,
239
00:08:38,584 --> 00:08:40,652
SHOPPING FOR THE HOMELESS.
240
00:08:40,654 --> 00:08:42,320
- UM, ME TOO.
241
00:08:42,322 --> 00:08:46,257
- STACY, ARE YOU SHOPPING
FOR THE NEEDY TOO?
242
00:08:46,259 --> 00:08:48,326
- UH, YEAH.
243
00:08:48,328 --> 00:08:50,895
DO YOU THINK CHARTREUSE
IS A FLATTERING COLOR?
244
00:08:50,897 --> 00:08:52,163
ON THE HOMELESS, I MEAN?
245
00:08:52,165 --> 00:08:54,165
- OH, DEFINITELY.
246
00:08:54,167 --> 00:08:55,767
- GREAT BELLY RING.
247
00:08:55,769 --> 00:08:58,270
- IT'S BETWEEN THIS
AND A NOSE STUD.
248
00:08:58,272 --> 00:08:59,738
- PERSONALLY, I'D GO
WITH AN EAR CUFF,
249
00:08:59,740 --> 00:09:01,006
BUT THAT'S JUST ME.
250
00:09:01,008 --> 00:09:02,907
- NO, I'D GO FOR THAT TOO.
251
00:09:02,909 --> 00:09:04,709
ESPECIALLY IF IT LOOKED LIKE
A LITTLE PERSON
252
00:09:04,711 --> 00:09:06,011
CLINGING TO YOUR EAR.
253
00:09:06,013 --> 00:09:07,846
THOSE ARE SO CUTE.
254
00:09:07,848 --> 00:09:09,547
- ARE YOU GIRLS ALL UPDATING
YOUR WARDROBES?
255
00:09:09,549 --> 00:09:12,349
- EXCUSE ME,
WE'RE COLLECTING GARMENTS
256
00:09:12,351 --> 00:09:13,518
FOR THE HOMELESS.
257
00:09:13,520 --> 00:09:15,453
- WOW, THAT IS SO NICE.
258
00:09:15,455 --> 00:09:18,623
YOU KNOW, WE'VE GOT A WHOLE
SALE RACK THAT'S 50% OFF.
259
00:09:18,625 --> 00:09:19,858
- SALE RACK?
260
00:09:19,860 --> 00:09:22,193
- YEAH, YOU KNOW,
LEFTOVER STUFF FROM LAST SEASON.
261
00:09:22,195 --> 00:09:25,730
- THERESA, THEY'RE HOMELESS.
THEY'RE NOT TASTELESS.
262
00:09:27,834 --> 00:09:30,869
- PERHAPS YOU JUST DIDN'T SELECT
THE RIGHT MATERIAL, DEAR.
263
00:09:30,871 --> 00:09:32,971
- YOU MEAN LIKE
THE ADVENTURES OF RATBOY?
264
00:09:32,973 --> 00:09:35,974
- I'M SURE YOU'LL FIND
SOME STORIES IN HERE.
265
00:09:35,976 --> 00:09:37,575
- PARABLES OF THE WAY?
266
00:09:37,577 --> 00:09:39,911
I DON'T SUPPOSE THAT MEANS
THE WAY OUT.
267
00:09:39,913 --> 00:09:42,213
- NOW YOU'LL BE READING
TO MR. GROSS.
268
00:09:42,215 --> 00:09:44,749
MR. GROSS, THIS IS DARIA.
269
00:09:44,751 --> 00:09:46,483
SHE'S GOING TO READ TO YOU.
270
00:09:46,485 --> 00:09:48,486
ISN'T THAT NICE?
271
00:09:48,488 --> 00:09:50,054
- I WANT...
272
00:09:50,056 --> 00:09:51,056
I WANT...
273
00:09:51,058 --> 00:09:52,324
- YES, MR. GROSS?
274
00:09:52,326 --> 00:09:56,060
- I WANT BRITTANY.
275
00:09:56,062 --> 00:09:58,530
- "AND WITH THE THORN GONE
FROM HIS PAW,
276
00:09:58,532 --> 00:09:59,864
"THE LION TURNED TO THE MOUSE
277
00:09:59,866 --> 00:10:01,899
"WITH TEARS OF GRATITUDE
IN HIS EYES.
278
00:10:01,901 --> 00:10:04,469
"HE SAID, 'THANK YOU, MR. MOUSE.
279
00:10:04,471 --> 00:10:07,739
I HAVE A FEELING WE'RE GOING TO
BECOME THE BEST OF FRIENDS.'"
280
00:10:07,741 --> 00:10:10,574
THAT'S NOT HOW IT ENDED ON
ANIMAL MAULINGS ON HOME VIDEO.
281
00:10:10,576 --> 00:10:14,179
- OKAY, WHO WANTS BRITTANY
TO READ TO THEM NEXT?
282
00:10:14,181 --> 00:10:15,680
[indistinct arguing]
283
00:10:15,682 --> 00:10:16,681
- ME, ME!
284
00:10:16,683 --> 00:10:20,418
DEAR GOD, CAN YOU HEAR ME?
285
00:10:20,420 --> 00:10:22,019
- "SUDDENLY, WAY IN THE DISTANCE
286
00:10:22,021 --> 00:10:24,022
"THE TORTOISE SPOTTED
THE FINISH LINE.
287
00:10:24,024 --> 00:10:25,923
"ONCE MORE HE SAID TO HIMSELF
288
00:10:25,925 --> 00:10:28,426
'SLOW AND STEADY
WINS THE RACE.'"
289
00:10:28,428 --> 00:10:32,330
- KEVIN, YOU HAVE SUCH
A SOOTHING VOICE.
290
00:10:32,332 --> 00:10:35,233
- AW.
[chuckles]
291
00:10:35,235 --> 00:10:37,835
- "AND THE TORTOISE CROSSED
THE FINISH LINE FIRST,
292
00:10:37,837 --> 00:10:39,771
"TO THE SURPRISE OF EVERYONE.
293
00:10:39,773 --> 00:10:43,307
EVERYONE BUT THE TORTOISE,
THAT IS."
294
00:10:43,309 --> 00:10:44,776
ANOTHER STORY, MR. GROSS?
295
00:10:44,778 --> 00:10:46,377
- [straining]
296
00:10:46,379 --> 00:10:47,712
[flat lines]
297
00:10:47,714 --> 00:10:49,614
- MR. GROSS, WHAT'S WRONG
WITH YOUR RESPIRATOR?
298
00:10:49,616 --> 00:10:51,516
- NOTHING.
I UNPLUGGED IT.
299
00:10:51,518 --> 00:10:52,917
- DON'T BLAME ME.
300
00:10:52,919 --> 00:10:54,619
I DIDN'T WRITE THIS STUFF.
301
00:10:56,022 --> 00:10:57,421
- DAMN IT.
302
00:10:57,423 --> 00:10:59,924
I MUST HAVE LEFT MY X-ACTO
KNIVES IN THE PEDIATRIC WARD.
303
00:10:59,926 --> 00:11:01,726
- YOU'RE REALLY GETTING INTO
THIS, AREN'T YOU?
304
00:11:01,728 --> 00:11:03,828
- YEAH, THE KIDS AND I ARE
REDOING ALL THE WALL MURALS.
305
00:11:03,830 --> 00:11:05,430
THE HAPPY CLOWNS
HOLDING BALLOONS,
306
00:11:05,432 --> 00:11:07,999
WE TURNED THEM INTO MONGOL
INVADERS WIELDING MACES.
307
00:11:08,001 --> 00:11:09,367
- WOW.
308
00:11:09,369 --> 00:11:11,503
YOU REALLY ARE MAKING A
DIFFERENCE IN A CHILD'S LIFE.
309
00:11:11,505 --> 00:11:13,304
- HOW ARE THINGS GOING
AT THE NURSING HOME?
310
00:11:13,306 --> 00:11:14,839
- IT'S JUST LIKE HIGH SCHOOL.
311
00:11:14,841 --> 00:11:17,274
THE PEOPLE WITH THE GOOD LOOKS
AND THE INANE BUBBLINESS
312
00:11:17,276 --> 00:11:19,110
ARE SOUGHT OUT AND HELD UP
AS AN EXAMPLE.
313
00:11:19,112 --> 00:11:21,046
- AND TO THINK YOU COULD HAVE
BEEN PICKING OLD SHOES
314
00:11:21,048 --> 00:11:22,447
UP OFF THE HIGHWAY.
315
00:11:22,449 --> 00:11:24,616
- AND GIVING THEM TO YOU FOR
YOUR ARTS AND CRAFTS CLASS.
316
00:11:24,618 --> 00:11:26,250
- SO WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO?
317
00:11:26,252 --> 00:11:28,653
- WELL, WHAT I'D LIKE TO DO
IS QUIT,
318
00:11:28,655 --> 00:11:31,122
BUT NOW I SORT OF FEEL LIKE
I OWE THESE PEOPLE SOMETHING.
319
00:11:31,124 --> 00:11:33,692
- MAYBE YOUR SISTER CAN GIVE YOU
SOME PERKINESS TIPS.
320
00:11:33,694 --> 00:11:36,260
- I WOULDN'T GIVE HER
THE SATISFACTION OF HELPING ME.
321
00:11:36,262 --> 00:11:39,597
- I WOULDN'T LET HER KNOW
SHE WAS HELPING ME.
322
00:11:41,068 --> 00:11:43,001
- SINCE WE HAVEN'T BEEN ABLE
TO FIND ANYTHING GOOD
323
00:11:43,003 --> 00:11:44,202
FOR THE HOMELESS YET,
324
00:11:44,204 --> 00:11:45,904
I'VE BEEN THINKING WE SHOULD
GO DOOR TO DOOR
325
00:11:45,906 --> 00:11:47,305
FOR CLOTHING DONATIONS.
326
00:11:47,307 --> 00:11:49,340
- WELL, WE'RE ONLY GOING TO GO
TO NICE STREETS, RIGHT?
327
00:11:49,342 --> 00:11:50,942
- YES, WE'LL ONLY HIT
GOOD NEIGHBORHOODS
328
00:11:50,944 --> 00:11:52,343
WHERE THE PEOPLE
ARE WELL DRESSED.
329
00:11:52,345 --> 00:11:53,344
- OH, OKAY.
330
00:11:53,346 --> 00:11:54,913
- WHY WOULD WE GIVE THE HOMELESS
ANYTHING
331
00:11:54,915 --> 00:11:56,147
WE WOULDN'T WANT THEM GIVING US?
332
00:11:56,149 --> 00:11:58,016
- QUINN, YOU ARE SO SMART.
333
00:11:58,018 --> 00:11:59,450
- SPEAKING OF DRESSING
LIKE A TRAMP,
334
00:11:59,452 --> 00:12:00,885
DID YOU SEE BROOKE'S
NEW VELVET TOP?
335
00:12:00,887 --> 00:12:01,953
- NO.
336
00:12:01,955 --> 00:12:03,254
- I DOUBT IT'S EVEN VELVET
AT ALL.
337
00:12:03,256 --> 00:12:04,722
I THINK IT'S VELOUR.
- OH, MY GOD.
338
00:12:04,724 --> 00:12:06,124
- CRUSHED VELOUR.
339
00:12:06,126 --> 00:12:09,060
WHICH, IT TURNS OUT,
CAN'T BE UNCRUSHED.
340
00:12:09,062 --> 00:12:11,662
- [screams]
341
00:12:13,400 --> 00:12:15,600
- I SEE YOU'VE GOT
ARTS AND CRAFTS AGAIN TODAY.
342
00:12:15,602 --> 00:12:16,934
- OH, YEAH.
343
00:12:16,936 --> 00:12:19,237
SO HOW DID IT GO OBSERVING
THE PRINCESS OF PLEATHER?
344
00:12:19,239 --> 00:12:21,506
- "DO I HAVE ENOUGH PRODUCT
IN MY HAIR?"
345
00:12:21,508 --> 00:12:23,675
- HMM.
YOU'LL NEVER PULL IT OFF.
346
00:12:23,677 --> 00:12:26,144
- SOMEHOW, I FIND THAT
VERY COMFORTING.
347
00:12:26,146 --> 00:12:28,846
- OH, DARIA, I'M SO SORRY
YOU'RE NOT POPULAR
348
00:12:28,848 --> 00:12:30,314
AT THE NURSING HOME.
349
00:12:30,316 --> 00:12:33,551
I MEAN, I UNDERSTAND WHY YOU'RE
AN OUTCAST HERE AT SCHOOL.
350
00:12:33,553 --> 00:12:35,553
- YEAH, EVERYONE
UNDERSTANDS THAT.
351
00:12:35,555 --> 00:12:36,621
- EVEN YOU?
352
00:12:36,623 --> 00:12:37,722
- UM...
353
00:12:37,724 --> 00:12:39,223
- BUT THIS IS REALLY SAD.
354
00:12:39,225 --> 00:12:42,259
KEVIN AND I WERE TALKING,
AND WE THINK IT'S YOUR VOICE.
355
00:12:42,261 --> 00:12:43,795
IT'S, LIKE, A TOTAL BUMMER.
356
00:12:43,797 --> 00:12:45,830
- HEY, I KNOW WHAT MIGHT
HELP YOU.
357
00:12:45,832 --> 00:12:47,932
I GOT KICKED ONCE DURING
PRACTICE, AND MY VOICE...
358
00:12:47,934 --> 00:12:49,834
OH, I GUESS THAT WOULDN'T WORK
ON A GIRL.
359
00:12:49,836 --> 00:12:52,269
- WELL, WE CAN'T ALL HAVE RICH,
SOOTHING VOICES
360
00:12:52,271 --> 00:12:53,838
LIKE YOURS, BRITTANY.
361
00:12:53,840 --> 00:12:55,539
- WAIT.
THAT'S IT!
362
00:12:55,541 --> 00:12:56,741
[squealing]
I COULD HELP YOU!
363
00:12:56,743 --> 00:12:57,876
- EUREKA!
364
00:12:57,878 --> 00:12:59,443
- OH, BABE.
YOU'RE SO THOUGHTFUL.
365
00:12:59,445 --> 00:13:02,280
- WELL, THIS WEEK WE ARE
SUPPOSED TO BE
366
00:13:02,282 --> 00:13:03,882
THINKING OF THE LESS FORTUNATE.
367
00:13:03,884 --> 00:13:06,517
DARIA, COME TO MY HOUSE
AFTER SCHOOL,
368
00:13:06,519 --> 00:13:08,152
AND WE'LL SEE WHAT WE CAN DO.
369
00:13:08,154 --> 00:13:09,687
THIS IS GOING TO BE GREAT.
370
00:13:09,689 --> 00:13:12,256
I CAN HELP EVERYONE.
371
00:13:12,258 --> 00:13:13,524
- WHAT JUST HAPPENED?
372
00:13:13,526 --> 00:13:15,593
- YOU'RE SPENDING THE AFTERNOON
WITH BRITTANY.
373
00:13:15,595 --> 00:13:18,195
- YOU GOT ANYTHING SHARP
IN THERE?
374
00:13:21,268 --> 00:13:23,234
[doorbell rings]
375
00:13:23,236 --> 00:13:24,235
- HELLO.
376
00:13:24,237 --> 00:13:25,870
- UM, HI.
377
00:13:25,872 --> 00:13:27,605
I DIDN'T KNOW BRITTANY
HAD AN OLDER SISTER.
378
00:13:27,607 --> 00:13:29,407
- SHE DOES?
COOL.
379
00:13:29,409 --> 00:13:31,109
MAYBE WE CAN GET MANICURES
TOGETHER.
380
00:13:31,111 --> 00:13:32,410
- NO, I MEAN...
381
00:13:32,412 --> 00:13:35,113
IF YOU'RE NOT HER SISTER,
THEN YOU'RE...
382
00:13:35,115 --> 00:13:36,713
- HER STEPMOTHER.
383
00:13:36,715 --> 00:13:40,884
BRITTY, HONEY, YOU DIDN'T
TELL ME YOU HAD A SISTER.
384
00:13:43,722 --> 00:13:46,723
[rock music]
385
00:13:46,725 --> 00:13:49,127
♪ ♪
386
00:13:49,129 --> 00:13:52,997
- DARIA, THIS IS MY STEPMOM,
ASHLEY-AMBER.
387
00:13:52,999 --> 00:13:54,599
DO YOU RECOGNIZE HER?
388
00:13:54,601 --> 00:13:56,968
- I THINK SO, BUT IT'S SO HARD
TO REMEMBER
389
00:13:56,970 --> 00:13:58,636
YOUR CHILDHOOD NIGHTMARES
CLEARLY.
390
00:13:58,638 --> 00:14:02,106
- SHE WAS THE POSTER MODEL
FOR ST. PETER GIRL BEER.
391
00:14:02,108 --> 00:14:04,642
- "I'LL CURE WHAT 'ALES' YOU."
392
00:14:04,644 --> 00:14:05,643
[giggles]
393
00:14:05,645 --> 00:14:07,879
- OOH, ISN'T SHE GREAT?
394
00:14:07,881 --> 00:14:09,547
- IT'S HARD TO BELIEVE
SHE'S REAL.
395
00:14:09,549 --> 00:14:11,982
- COME ON, I'LL INTRODUCE YOU
TO MY DAD.
396
00:14:11,984 --> 00:14:14,385
- HE'S NOT THE MAYTAG REPAIRMAN,
IS HE?
397
00:14:14,387 --> 00:14:17,488
- I DON'T THINK SO.
398
00:14:17,490 --> 00:14:20,524
- DAD, THIS IS MY CLASSMATE,
DARIA.
399
00:14:20,526 --> 00:14:21,758
- HEY, DARIA.
400
00:14:21,760 --> 00:14:22,960
STEVE TAYLOR.
401
00:14:22,962 --> 00:14:24,561
ALWAYS GLAD TO MEET ONE
OF BRITT'S FRIENDS.
402
00:14:24,563 --> 00:14:25,562
YOU LIKE COSMETICS?
403
00:14:25,564 --> 00:14:26,998
I'LL GET YOU INTO A FOCUS GROUP.
404
00:14:27,000 --> 00:14:28,932
THE PAY IS A JOKE,
BUT THERE'S FREE LIP GLOSS
405
00:14:28,934 --> 00:14:30,167
OUT THE YIN-YANG.
406
00:14:30,169 --> 00:14:31,469
GOOD STUFF TOO.
407
00:14:31,471 --> 00:14:32,569
THEY TRY IT ON CATS FIRST.
408
00:14:32,571 --> 00:14:33,738
YOU MEET MY WIFE?
409
00:14:33,740 --> 00:14:37,075
BOY, WAS SHE A KNOCKOUT
WHEN SHE WAS YOUNG.
410
00:14:37,077 --> 00:14:38,776
- MY POM-POMS!
411
00:14:38,778 --> 00:14:41,446
- THAT'S MY PEBBLE BEACH HAT,
YOU LITTLE TURD!
412
00:14:41,448 --> 00:14:43,614
GERALD FORD SOLD ME THAT HAT.
413
00:14:43,616 --> 00:14:46,350
- HI.
HOW ARE YOU?
414
00:14:47,720 --> 00:14:49,286
- MY FEET HURT.
415
00:14:49,288 --> 00:14:51,388
- STACY...
416
00:14:51,390 --> 00:14:55,125
FOR ONCE, TRY TO LOOK BEYOND
YOUR OWN PETTY CONCERNS.
417
00:14:55,127 --> 00:14:58,195
TODAY WE'RE THINKING ABOUT
OTHERS, REMEMBER?
418
00:14:58,197 --> 00:14:59,597
- UM, SORRY, SANDI.
419
00:14:59,599 --> 00:15:00,865
- SPARE SOME CHANGE?
420
00:15:00,867 --> 00:15:02,900
- IT'S ALL RIGHT, STACY.
421
00:15:02,902 --> 00:15:06,703
JUST TRY TO BE A LITTLE MORE
COMPASSIONATE, OKAY?
422
00:15:06,705 --> 00:15:10,274
- OKAY, SO ONE, LIKE, METHOD
OR WHATEVER
423
00:15:10,276 --> 00:15:11,976
TO MAKE YOUR VOICE
SOUND MORE CHEERY
424
00:15:11,978 --> 00:15:15,446
IS TO END EACH SENTENCE
AS IF YOU'RE ASKING A QUESTION.
425
00:15:15,448 --> 00:15:17,882
'CAUSE THEN YOU SOUND,
LIKE, PERKY.
426
00:15:17,884 --> 00:15:20,718
- "THE RAIN IN SPAIN
STAYS MAINLY ON THE PLAIN?"
427
00:15:20,720 --> 00:15:21,786
- HMM.
428
00:15:21,788 --> 00:15:25,290
OKAY.
THAT DIDN'T WORK EITHER.
429
00:15:25,292 --> 00:15:26,724
- WHAT ABOUT THAT SQUEAK YOU DO?
430
00:15:26,726 --> 00:15:28,425
- [high-pitched]
WHAT SQUEAK?
431
00:15:28,427 --> 00:15:32,063
- I CAN'T BELIEVE THE T-SHIRTS
432
00:15:32,065 --> 00:15:34,065
THAT SHOP TRIED TO GIVE US.
433
00:15:34,067 --> 00:15:35,166
- REALLY.
434
00:15:35,168 --> 00:15:37,135
THE HOMELESS HAVE SUFFERED
ENOUGH.
435
00:15:37,137 --> 00:15:40,905
DON'T MAKE THEM WEAR
A COTTON-POLY BLEND TOO.
436
00:15:40,907 --> 00:15:42,206
- YEAH, BUT MAYBE WE
SHOULD'VE...
437
00:15:42,208 --> 00:15:43,207
- OH, LOOK.
438
00:15:43,209 --> 00:15:44,208
HALF-PRICE HAIR STYLING.
439
00:15:44,210 --> 00:15:46,076
- "TODAY ONLY."
440
00:15:46,078 --> 00:15:47,578
- YOU KNOW, A NEW LOOK
441
00:15:47,580 --> 00:15:50,949
WOULD REALLY DRAW ATTENTION
TO OUR CAUSE.
442
00:15:50,951 --> 00:15:53,184
- [imitating Brittany]
"CHEERLEADER TIP NUMBER 12:
443
00:15:53,186 --> 00:15:56,688
"IF YOU LOSE YOUR PLACE DURING
A ROUTINE, DON'T WORRY.
444
00:15:56,690 --> 00:15:58,656
"NO ONE'S PAYING ATTENTION
TO YOU ANYWAY.
445
00:15:58,658 --> 00:16:00,123
THEY'RE ALL WATCHING THE GAME."
446
00:16:00,125 --> 00:16:01,692
- I'M SORRY, DARIA.
447
00:16:01,694 --> 00:16:03,461
THIS JUST ISN'T WORKING OUT.
448
00:16:03,463 --> 00:16:05,930
I TRIED.
I REALLY TRIED.
449
00:16:05,932 --> 00:16:07,564
BUT IT'S HOPELESS.
450
00:16:07,566 --> 00:16:08,766
FACE IT, DARIA.
451
00:16:08,768 --> 00:16:10,702
YOU'LL NEVER BE LIKE ME.
452
00:16:10,704 --> 00:16:13,404
- GUESS I'LL HAVE TO FIND
A NEW DREAM.
453
00:16:14,574 --> 00:16:16,440
- MY FEET ARE...
454
00:16:16,442 --> 00:16:17,842
I MEAN, UM, UH...
455
00:16:17,844 --> 00:16:20,211
HOW DO YOUR FEET FEEL, SANDI?
456
00:16:20,213 --> 00:16:22,180
- THEY'RE KILLING ME.
457
00:16:22,182 --> 00:16:24,215
IS THE BOX FULL, QUINN?
458
00:16:24,217 --> 00:16:26,751
- ACTUALLY, IT'S KIND OF EMPTY.
459
00:16:26,753 --> 00:16:28,820
MAYBE, UM,
WE SHOULDN'T BE SO PICKY?
460
00:16:28,822 --> 00:16:30,955
- ARE YOU SAYING, QUINN,
461
00:16:30,957 --> 00:16:34,658
THAT PERHAPS TODAY'S CANVASSING
HAS BEEN MISHANDLED?
462
00:16:34,660 --> 00:16:35,827
- OH, NO.
463
00:16:35,829 --> 00:16:37,195
NO WAY, SANDI.
464
00:16:37,197 --> 00:16:39,496
YOU'RE A DONATION-SEEKING
EXPERT.
465
00:16:39,498 --> 00:16:40,497
- THE BEST.
466
00:16:40,499 --> 00:16:41,933
- THANK YOU.
467
00:16:41,935 --> 00:16:45,502
ALL RIGHT, I MAY POSSIBLY HAVE
BEEN A LITTLE TOO SELECTIVE,
468
00:16:45,504 --> 00:16:48,840
BUT IT'S BECAUSE I WAS THINKING
OF THE HOMELESS.
469
00:16:48,842 --> 00:16:49,841
- SURE.
- OF COURSE.
470
00:16:49,843 --> 00:16:51,142
- ABSOLUTELY.
471
00:16:51,144 --> 00:16:52,643
- NEW POLICY.
472
00:16:52,645 --> 00:16:55,279
FROM HERE ON IN, WE TAKE
WHATEVER IS OFFERED,
473
00:16:55,281 --> 00:16:58,916
AND WE LET THE HOMELESS MAKE
THEIR OWN FASHION CHOICES.
474
00:16:58,918 --> 00:17:01,985
[doorbell rings]
475
00:17:01,987 --> 00:17:05,256
- YES, GIRLS?
476
00:17:05,258 --> 00:17:06,791
- NEVER MIND.
477
00:17:06,793 --> 00:17:09,393
- HEY, ARE YOU GIRLS
SELLING CHOCOLATE?
478
00:17:09,395 --> 00:17:11,262
[wheezing]
479
00:17:11,264 --> 00:17:13,798
- "HER HEAVING BOSOM
ROSE AND FELL
480
00:17:13,800 --> 00:17:16,100
EACH TIME DRAKE LOOKED HER WAY."
481
00:17:16,102 --> 00:17:17,268
[sighs]
482
00:17:17,270 --> 00:17:18,602
WELL, WHAT DO YOU THINK?
483
00:17:18,604 --> 00:17:20,238
AM I READY?
484
00:17:22,441 --> 00:17:24,141
- WHO WOULD LIKE DARIA
TO READ TO THEM?
485
00:17:24,143 --> 00:17:25,610
- NO!
- NO!
486
00:17:25,612 --> 00:17:26,644
- NO!
- NO!
487
00:17:26,646 --> 00:17:28,379
- MRS. BLAINE?
488
00:17:28,381 --> 00:17:30,314
DARIA HERE IS GOING TO READ
TO YOU.
489
00:17:30,316 --> 00:17:33,650
DARIA, THIS IS MRS. BLAINE.
490
00:17:33,652 --> 00:17:36,087
WELL, I'LL LEAVE YOU TO IT.
491
00:17:38,792 --> 00:17:41,725
- "HER GOLDEN SKIN WAS THE COLOR
OF A WHEAT FIELD.
492
00:17:41,727 --> 00:17:43,694
"HER LIPS LIKE ROSE PETALS,
493
00:17:43,696 --> 00:17:46,264
WET WITH DAWN'S SPARKLING DEW."
494
00:17:46,266 --> 00:17:48,466
WHO WRITES THIS STUFF?
495
00:17:48,468 --> 00:17:50,735
I MEAN, WHO'S REALLY NAMED
"SIERRA"?
496
00:17:52,906 --> 00:17:54,939
IF YOU ASK ME, THESE BOOKS
HAVE NOTHING TO DO
497
00:17:54,941 --> 00:17:56,507
WITH REAL EMOTIONS.
498
00:17:56,509 --> 00:18:00,645
MRS. BLAINE, WHAT DO YOU SAY
I READ YOU SOME BYRON?
499
00:18:00,647 --> 00:18:03,747
OR SOME REALLY GRAPHIC SMUT.
500
00:18:05,485 --> 00:18:09,186
YOU'RE DEAF, AREN'T YOU?
501
00:18:09,188 --> 00:18:10,588
OKAY.
502
00:18:10,590 --> 00:18:13,023
WELL, THEN, HERE'S A STORY.
503
00:18:13,025 --> 00:18:15,392
ONCE UPON A TIME, THERE WAS
A GIRL WHO WASN'T GOOD
504
00:18:15,394 --> 00:18:16,794
AT FAKING ENTHUSIASM.
505
00:18:16,796 --> 00:18:19,096
SHE VOLUNTEERED TO READ
AT A NURSING HOME,
506
00:18:19,098 --> 00:18:20,831
BUT EVERYONE HATED HER VOICE.
507
00:18:20,833 --> 00:18:24,034
SO TO HUMILIATE HER, THEY MADE
HER READ TO A DEAF PERSON.
508
00:18:24,036 --> 00:18:25,803
BIG JOKE.
509
00:18:25,805 --> 00:18:28,105
AND THEY ALL LIVE MISERABLY
EVER AFTER.
510
00:18:28,107 --> 00:18:30,908
- OH, READ ME ANOTHER, DEAR.
511
00:18:30,910 --> 00:18:32,076
PLEASE?
512
00:18:32,078 --> 00:18:35,179
YOU HAVE SUCH A PRETTY VOICE.
513
00:18:35,181 --> 00:18:37,214
- I'D LIKE TO CONGRATULATE
EVERYONE
514
00:18:37,216 --> 00:18:40,050
ON A VERY SUCCESSFUL AWARENESS
OF OTHERS WEEK.
515
00:18:40,052 --> 00:18:42,586
OUR 100% PARTICIPATION
HAS EARNED US
516
00:18:42,588 --> 00:18:46,891
A SPECIAL COMMENDATION FROM
THE SUPERINTENDENT OF SCHOOLS.
517
00:18:46,893 --> 00:18:49,627
"DEAR MS. LI, CONGRATULATIONS
TO ALL THE STUDENTS..."
518
00:18:49,629 --> 00:18:51,228
OH, BLAH, BLAH, BLAH.
519
00:18:51,230 --> 00:18:53,363
"RARELY DOES ONE ENCOUNTER
AN ADMINISTRATOR
520
00:18:53,365 --> 00:18:56,000
"WITH YOUR UNIQUE BLEND OF DRIVE
AND COMPASSION.
521
00:18:56,002 --> 00:18:58,502
"YOU ARE ONE VERY SPECIAL
EDUCATOR
522
00:18:58,504 --> 00:19:00,637
AND A VERY SPECIAL LADY."
523
00:19:00,639 --> 00:19:01,672
OH.
524
00:19:01,674 --> 00:19:03,107
"OF COURSE,
THE STUDENTS ALSO..."
525
00:19:03,109 --> 00:19:04,909
ET CETERA, ET CETERA.
I WON'T BORE YOU.
526
00:19:04,911 --> 00:19:06,410
- TOO LATE.
527
00:19:06,412 --> 00:19:09,046
- NOW, LET'S ACKNOWLEDGE OUR
MOST OUTSTANDING VOLUNTEERS:
528
00:19:09,048 --> 00:19:11,081
MR. THOMPSON AND MS. TAYLOR.
529
00:19:11,083 --> 00:19:13,751
[applause]
530
00:19:13,753 --> 00:19:17,188
- I'D LIKE TO DEDICATE THIS
AWARD TO THE SENIOR CITIZENS
531
00:19:17,190 --> 00:19:19,289
AT THE BETTER DAYS NURSING HOME,
532
00:19:19,291 --> 00:19:21,926
WHO TAUGHT ME A VERY VALUABLE
LESSON:
533
00:19:21,928 --> 00:19:24,661
ALWAYS WEAR YOUR SUNSCREEN.
534
00:19:24,663 --> 00:19:25,662
- YEAH!
535
00:19:25,664 --> 00:19:27,698
RATBOY ROCKS!
536
00:19:27,700 --> 00:19:29,233
- PLEASE, GOD, AN ANEURYSM.
537
00:19:29,235 --> 00:19:30,468
- FOR THEM OR FOR YOU?
538
00:19:30,470 --> 00:19:31,869
- BOTH.
539
00:19:31,871 --> 00:19:34,671
- NOW LET US WELCOME
LAWNDALE HIGH'S FASHION CLUB,
540
00:19:34,673 --> 00:19:36,640
HERE TO PRESENT A GENEROUS
DONATION OF CLOTHES
541
00:19:36,642 --> 00:19:39,109
FOR THE NEEDY.
542
00:19:39,111 --> 00:19:43,013
A PAIR OF GO-GO BOOTS
AND A BELLY CHAIN?
543
00:19:43,015 --> 00:19:44,314
WHERE'S THE REST?
544
00:19:44,316 --> 00:19:45,315
- UM, THAT'S IT.
545
00:19:45,317 --> 00:19:47,084
- THEY MAY BE POOR,
546
00:19:47,086 --> 00:19:50,688
BUT THAT DOESN'T MEAN
THEY SHOULD BE UNFASHIONABLE.
547
00:19:50,690 --> 00:19:52,155
- RIGHT.
- TOTALLY.
548
00:19:52,157 --> 00:19:53,591
- THEY MAY BE SHALLOW,
549
00:19:53,593 --> 00:19:55,560
BUT THAT DOESN'T MEAN
THEY SHOULD BE EXECUTED.
550
00:19:55,562 --> 00:19:56,627
- YES, IT DOES.
551
00:19:56,629 --> 00:19:58,896
- VERY WELL, I'M SOLD.
552
00:19:58,898 --> 00:20:01,132
- I GUESS I WON'T BE
NEEDING THIS ANYMORE.
553
00:20:01,134 --> 00:20:02,566
- OH, YEAH.
554
00:20:02,568 --> 00:20:04,768
SORRY YOUR MURAL GOT YOU BANNED
FROM THE CHILDREN'S WARD.
555
00:20:04,770 --> 00:20:06,003
- I STILL DON'T GET IT.
556
00:20:06,005 --> 00:20:07,871
WHAT'S AN OLD WEST SCENE
WITHOUT A SCALPING?
557
00:20:07,873 --> 00:20:09,073
GO FIGURE.
558
00:20:09,075 --> 00:20:11,708
- WELL, ANYWAY, NATIONAL
AWARENESS OF OTHERS WEEK
559
00:20:11,710 --> 00:20:13,077
IS OVER.
560
00:20:13,079 --> 00:20:15,446
SO WE CAN ALL GO BACK
TO BEING SELF-ABSORBED AGAIN.
561
00:20:15,448 --> 00:20:17,881
- ON THAT NOTE, WANT TO COME
OVER TO MY HOUSE AND WATCH TV?
562
00:20:17,883 --> 00:20:20,684
- LATER.
I'VE GOT SOMETHING TO DO.
563
00:20:20,686 --> 00:20:23,921
"MELODY POWERS SIGHED AS SHE
BEGAN PICKING WHAT WAS LEFT
564
00:20:23,923 --> 00:20:25,522
"OF MISHA OUT OF HER HAIR.
565
00:20:25,524 --> 00:20:28,692
"SHE'D LOOK INTO LESS AGGRESSIVE
EXPLOSIVES BACK AT H.Q.
566
00:20:28,694 --> 00:20:31,662
"AFTER HER RENDEZVOUS
WITH TEAM ALGIERS
567
00:20:31,664 --> 00:20:33,931
"AND THE INTRIGUING EDOUARD.
568
00:20:33,933 --> 00:20:36,467
"'I HOPE HE'S THE STRONG,
SILENT TYPE,' SHE THOUGHT,
569
00:20:36,469 --> 00:20:38,669
"FLICKING AWAY ONE
OF MISHA'S MOLARS.
570
00:20:38,671 --> 00:20:42,273
'I'VE ALREADY HAD ONE MAN
GO TO PIECES ON ME TODAY.'"
571
00:20:43,409 --> 00:20:45,342
- ♪ LA-LA, LA, LA-LA ♪
572
00:20:45,344 --> 00:20:48,345
[grungy rock music]
573
00:20:48,347 --> 00:20:56,286
♪ ♪
574
00:20:58,624 --> 00:21:00,624
♪ LA, LA, LA ♪
575
00:21:03,162 --> 00:21:05,228
♪ LA, LA, LA ♪
576
00:21:08,034 --> 00:21:11,068
♪ LA, LA, LA ♪
577
00:21:11,070 --> 00:21:18,376
♪ ♪
578
00:21:19,712 --> 00:21:21,578
♪ LA-LA, LA, LA-LA ♪