1 00:00:02,370 --> 00:00:03,602 - ♪ LA-LA, LA, LA-LA ♪ 2 00:00:03,604 --> 00:00:06,037 ♪ THIS IS MY STOP ♪ 3 00:00:06,039 --> 00:00:08,407 ♪ GOT TO GET OFF ♪ 4 00:00:08,409 --> 00:00:10,776 ♪ I MAY GO POP ♪ 5 00:00:10,778 --> 00:00:13,078 ♪ EXCUSE ME ♪ 6 00:00:13,080 --> 00:00:14,112 ♪ EXCUSE ME ♪ 7 00:00:14,114 --> 00:00:15,213 [whistle blows] 8 00:00:15,215 --> 00:00:18,617 ♪ I'VE GOT TO BE DIRECT ♪ 9 00:00:18,619 --> 00:00:20,085 - ♪ LA, LA, LA ♪ 10 00:00:20,087 --> 00:00:23,489 - ♪ IF I'M WRONG, PLEASE CORRECT ♪ 11 00:00:23,491 --> 00:00:24,889 - ♪ LA, LA, LA ♪ 12 00:00:24,891 --> 00:00:28,427 - ♪ YOU'RE STANDING ON MY NECK ♪ 13 00:00:28,429 --> 00:00:29,794 - ♪ LA, LA, LA ♪ 14 00:00:29,796 --> 00:00:33,399 - ♪ YOU'RE STANDING ON MY NECK ♪ 15 00:00:33,401 --> 00:00:34,666 - ♪ LA, LA, LA ♪ 16 00:00:34,668 --> 00:00:37,536 - ♪ YOU'RE STANDING ON MY NECK ♪ 17 00:00:37,538 --> 00:00:39,871 ♪ ♪ 18 00:00:39,873 --> 00:00:41,973 ♪ LA-LA, LA, LA-LA ♪ 19 00:00:41,975 --> 00:00:44,342 ♪ LA-LA, LA, LA-LA ♪ 20 00:00:44,344 --> 00:00:46,611 - AND SO THE DEMOCRATIC PARTY 21 00:00:46,613 --> 00:00:51,183 CAME TO BE ASSOCIATED WITH THE "WELFARE STATE," 22 00:00:51,185 --> 00:00:55,086 AND THE REPUBLICAN PARTY WITH A MORE DARWINIAN APPROACH. 23 00:00:55,088 --> 00:00:57,522 WHICH DO YOU FAVOR? KEVIN! 24 00:00:57,524 --> 00:00:59,291 - DARWIN'S THE MONKEY GUY, RIGHT? 25 00:00:59,293 --> 00:01:00,558 I LIKE MONKEYS. 26 00:01:00,560 --> 00:01:03,195 - A STATEMENT NO DOUBT ONCE ALSO MADE 27 00:01:03,197 --> 00:01:04,196 BY YOUR MOTHER! 28 00:01:04,198 --> 00:01:05,297 - NO. 29 00:01:05,299 --> 00:01:06,431 SHE'S MORE INTO KITTIES. 30 00:01:06,433 --> 00:01:08,366 - I LOVE KITTIES! 31 00:01:08,368 --> 00:01:09,868 - THAT'S TERRIFIC, BRITTANY, 32 00:01:09,870 --> 00:01:12,904 AND REALLY ADDS AN EXTRA DIMENSION TO TODAY'S LESSON! 33 00:01:12,906 --> 00:01:15,507 UH, MS. LI, I WONDER IF I MIGHT-- 34 00:01:15,509 --> 00:01:16,508 - FORGET IT! 35 00:01:16,510 --> 00:01:17,809 I'VE ALREADY TOLD YOU: 36 00:01:17,811 --> 00:01:19,778 NO STAFF RESIGNATIONS WHILE CLASS IS IN SESSION. 37 00:01:19,780 --> 00:01:23,615 STUDENTS, AREN'T WE A BUNCH OF LUCKY SO-AND-SOS? 38 00:01:23,617 --> 00:01:26,051 WITH ALL THAT THIS GREAT LAND HAS GIVEN US, 39 00:01:26,053 --> 00:01:29,855 SHOULDN'T WE THINK ABOUT GIVING BACK JUST A LITTLE? 40 00:01:29,857 --> 00:01:30,956 - SHE'S RIGHT. 41 00:01:30,958 --> 00:01:32,557 I'M GOING TO RENOUNCE MY CITIZENSHIP. 42 00:01:32,559 --> 00:01:34,359 - SO AS PART OF THE SCHOOL DISTRICT'S 43 00:01:34,361 --> 00:01:37,195 FIRST ANNUAL AWARENESS OF OTHERS WEEK, 44 00:01:37,197 --> 00:01:40,198 I'M ASKING EACH LAWNDALE HIGH STUDENT 45 00:01:40,200 --> 00:01:42,901 TO SIGN UP FOR AN EXTRACURRICULAR ACTIVITY 46 00:01:42,903 --> 00:01:44,736 TO MAKE THE WORLD A BETTER PLACE. 47 00:01:44,738 --> 00:01:46,037 - LET'S START BY ROUNDING UP 48 00:01:46,039 --> 00:01:48,139 ALL THE PSYCHOTIC SCHOOL ADMINISTRATORS 49 00:01:48,141 --> 00:01:49,841 AND PUTTING AN END TO THEIR SUFFERING. 50 00:01:49,843 --> 00:01:51,076 - AND OURS. 51 00:01:51,078 --> 00:01:53,045 - 100% PARTICIPATION WILL EARN ME-- 52 00:01:53,047 --> 00:01:54,379 [clears throat] EARN US 53 00:01:54,381 --> 00:01:57,815 SPECIAL RECOGNITION FROM THE SUPERINTENDENT OF SCHOOLS. 54 00:01:57,817 --> 00:02:00,419 NOW, I WANT ALL OF YOU TO GO OUT THERE AND MAKE ME-- 55 00:02:00,421 --> 00:02:02,821 MAKE THE SCHOOL LOOK GOOD. 56 00:02:02,823 --> 00:02:05,590 RESUME LEARNING! 57 00:02:05,592 --> 00:02:09,761 - CLASS, DARE I ASK WHETHER ANYONE CAN RELATE THIS APPEAL 58 00:02:09,763 --> 00:02:13,031 FOR VOLUNTEERISM TO THE POLITICAL PHILOSOPHIES 59 00:02:13,033 --> 00:02:14,799 WE'VE BEEN DISCUSSING TODAY? 60 00:02:14,801 --> 00:02:16,068 KEVIN. 61 00:02:16,070 --> 00:02:17,835 - YOU KNOW WHAT'S COOL ABOUT THAT DARWIN GUY? 62 00:02:17,837 --> 00:02:19,404 WHEN CURIOUS GEORGE GETS IN TROUBLE, 63 00:02:19,406 --> 00:02:22,073 HE ALWAYS LETS HIM SLIDE. 64 00:02:22,075 --> 00:02:24,009 - MS. LI, WAIT! 65 00:02:24,011 --> 00:02:27,012 HEAR A DESPERATE MAN'S PLEA! 66 00:02:27,014 --> 00:02:29,547 - I JUST THINK PEOPLE SHOULD VOLUNTEER FOR CAUSES 67 00:02:29,549 --> 00:02:30,882 BECAUSE THEY BELIEVE IN THEM, 68 00:02:30,884 --> 00:02:33,051 NOT BECAUSE IT MAKES THE SCHOOL LOOK GOOD. 69 00:02:33,053 --> 00:02:34,419 - ABSOLUTELY. 70 00:02:34,421 --> 00:02:36,988 RUN DOWN THE LIST OF CAUSES YOU VOLUNTEERED FOR AGAIN? 71 00:02:36,990 --> 00:02:39,424 - I PROTESTED THAT BOOK BURNING LAST YEAR. 72 00:02:39,426 --> 00:02:41,560 - YOU YELLED AT THE TV SCREEN. 73 00:02:41,562 --> 00:02:43,495 - HEY, IF MORE PEOPLE SPOKE UP-- 74 00:02:43,497 --> 00:02:44,863 - UH-OH. 75 00:02:44,865 --> 00:02:46,431 LOOKS LIKE A WHOLE BUNCH OF PEOPLE GOT HERE BEFORE US. 76 00:02:46,433 --> 00:02:48,300 - I WONDER IF THIS HAS ANYTHING TO DO 77 00:02:48,302 --> 00:02:50,936 WITH THE FULL DAY OF PROCRASTINATING WE JUST PUT IN. 78 00:02:50,938 --> 00:02:52,170 - LOOK. 79 00:02:52,172 --> 00:02:53,972 THEY NEED SOMEONE FOR AN ARTS AND CRAFTS CLASS 80 00:02:53,974 --> 00:02:55,173 AT THE CHILDREN'S WARD OF THE HOSPITAL. 81 00:02:55,175 --> 00:02:56,741 - CALLING JANE LANE. 82 00:02:56,743 --> 00:02:58,410 - TOO BAD THERE'S ONLY ONE SLOT LEFT. 83 00:02:58,412 --> 00:03:00,078 - THAT'S OKAY. 84 00:03:00,080 --> 00:03:02,447 I GUESS I'LL BE PICKING DEBRIS OFF THE HIGHWAY. 85 00:03:02,449 --> 00:03:04,416 THAT'LL MAKE ME FEEL ALL WARM AND FUZZY. 86 00:03:04,418 --> 00:03:05,550 - WAIT! 87 00:03:05,552 --> 00:03:07,519 HOW ABOUT READING TO SENIOR CITIZENS? 88 00:03:07,521 --> 00:03:08,820 - NO, THANKS. 89 00:03:08,822 --> 00:03:10,522 I'LL FEEL MORE COMFORTABLE WITH THE ROADKILL. 90 00:03:10,524 --> 00:03:12,357 - COME ON, YOU'RE A PEOPLE PERSON. 91 00:03:12,359 --> 00:03:13,458 - MM-HMM. 92 00:03:13,460 --> 00:03:15,326 - WELL, YOU'RE A PERSON ANYWAY. 93 00:03:15,328 --> 00:03:16,761 - OH, WHAT THE HELL. 94 00:03:16,763 --> 00:03:19,698 IT'LL BE GOOD PRACTICE FOR WHEN MY PARENTS TURN SENILE, 95 00:03:19,700 --> 00:03:22,267 WHICH IS PROBABLY ANY DAY NOW. 96 00:03:22,269 --> 00:03:24,536 - OOH, KEVVY, LOOK. 97 00:03:24,538 --> 00:03:26,037 READING WITH SENIORS. 98 00:03:26,039 --> 00:03:28,106 - HANGING OUT WITH THE UPPERCLASSMEN? 99 00:03:28,108 --> 00:03:31,042 EXCELLENT. 100 00:03:31,044 --> 00:03:33,812 - SO THE FASHION CLUB VOTED, AND WE'RE GOING TO COLLECT CLOTHES 101 00:03:33,814 --> 00:03:34,846 FOR THE HOMELESS. 102 00:03:34,848 --> 00:03:36,548 - ISN'T THAT WONDERFUL? 103 00:03:36,550 --> 00:03:39,618 - WELL, I WAS GIVEN A TALENT FOR ACCESSORIZING, 104 00:03:39,620 --> 00:03:42,554 AND IT'S SORT OF MY DUTY TO SHARE IT WITH THE WORLD. 105 00:03:42,556 --> 00:03:44,956 - I HEARD ST. FRANCIS STARTED THE SAME WAY. 106 00:03:44,958 --> 00:03:46,558 - WHAT ARE YOU DOING, DARIA? 107 00:03:46,560 --> 00:03:48,293 - SHE GOT STUCK READING TO OLD PEOPLE. 108 00:03:48,295 --> 00:03:49,494 - HEY, THAT'S GREAT, KIDDO. 109 00:03:49,496 --> 00:03:50,929 - WELL, I'M PROUD OF MY GIRLS 110 00:03:50,931 --> 00:03:52,664 FOR CARING ABOUT THE LESS FORTUNATE. 111 00:03:52,666 --> 00:03:55,500 QUINN, I'M GOING TO GO THROUGH MY CLOSET RIGHT NOW 112 00:03:55,502 --> 00:03:57,568 AND SEE WHAT I CAN DONATE TO YOUR CLOTHING DRIVE. 113 00:03:57,570 --> 00:03:59,170 - YOUR CLOSET? 114 00:03:59,172 --> 00:04:02,874 MOM, HAVEN'T THE HOMELESS SUFFERED ENOUGH? 115 00:04:04,978 --> 00:04:06,377 - [sniffs] 116 00:04:06,379 --> 00:04:08,880 - WHAT DOES YOUR FOOT ODOR SAY ABOUT YOUR SEXUAL PROWESS? 117 00:04:08,882 --> 00:04:12,984 SNIFFING FOR LOVE, ON THE NEXT SICK, SAD WORLD. 118 00:04:12,986 --> 00:04:15,019 - ARE YOU SURE THEY'RE GOING TO LET YOU BRING YOUR OWN 119 00:04:15,021 --> 00:04:16,521 MATERIALS TO THE HOSPITAL? 120 00:04:16,523 --> 00:04:17,622 I DON'T KNOW IF SICK CHILDREN 121 00:04:17,624 --> 00:04:19,123 SHOULD BE WORKING WITH AUTO PARTS. 122 00:04:19,125 --> 00:04:20,692 - WHY NOT? 123 00:04:20,694 --> 00:04:21,926 THEY'RE NOT JUST RECUPERATING; 124 00:04:21,928 --> 00:04:23,194 THEY'RE LEARNING A TRADE. 125 00:04:23,196 --> 00:04:24,962 THERE'LL BE NO POPSICLE STICK PICTURE FRAMES 126 00:04:24,964 --> 00:04:26,431 IN JANE LANE'S ARTS AND CRAFTS CLASS. 127 00:04:26,433 --> 00:04:28,833 TOMORROW WE'RE MAKING VOODOO DOLLS OF THE HOSPITAL STAFF. 128 00:04:28,835 --> 00:04:30,368 - DO YOU THINK IF YOU BREATHE ON ME 129 00:04:30,370 --> 00:04:32,270 I MIGHT CATCH YOUR ENTHUSIASM? 130 00:04:32,272 --> 00:04:34,272 - HEY, WHO KNOWS WHAT YOU'LL CATCH. 131 00:04:34,274 --> 00:04:36,141 COME ON, YOUR ASSIGNMENT ISN'T THAT BAD. 132 00:04:36,143 --> 00:04:37,308 YOU LIKE READING. 133 00:04:37,310 --> 00:04:38,777 - [mumbling] HOW WOULD YOU LIKE IT... 134 00:04:38,779 --> 00:04:41,145 - YOU'RE NOT NERVOUS, ARE YOU? 135 00:04:41,147 --> 00:04:42,681 - NO, NO. I'M NOT. 136 00:04:42,683 --> 00:04:44,082 - YOU'LL BE FINE. 137 00:04:44,084 --> 00:04:46,551 IF IT HELPS, PICTURE THEM IN THEIR UNDERWEAR WHILE YOU READ. 138 00:04:46,553 --> 00:04:48,853 YOU MAY THROW UP, BUT AT LEAST YOU WON'T BE INTIMIDATED. 139 00:04:48,855 --> 00:04:50,755 YOU FEEL LIKE TAKING A WALK TO THE BUTCHER? 140 00:04:50,757 --> 00:04:53,891 THIS STUFF WOULD LOOK GREAT WITH A FEW CATTLE BONES THROWN IN. 141 00:05:01,367 --> 00:05:02,534 - HELLO. 142 00:05:02,536 --> 00:05:04,302 OH, YOU MUST BE FROM THE HIGH SCHOOL. 143 00:05:04,304 --> 00:05:05,570 COME ON IN. 144 00:05:05,572 --> 00:05:07,972 WE CAN ALWAYS USE A RAY OF SUNSHINE AROUND HERE. 145 00:05:07,974 --> 00:05:10,241 SOME OF YOUR CLASSMATES HAVE ALREADY ARRIVED. 146 00:05:10,243 --> 00:05:12,343 - HEY, KEVVY, LOOK WHO'S HERE. 147 00:05:12,345 --> 00:05:13,812 - DARIA. 148 00:05:13,814 --> 00:05:15,947 DID YOU KNOW THERE AREN'T ANY HIGH SCHOOL SENIORS HERE? 149 00:05:15,949 --> 00:05:18,817 THEY'RE OLD PEOPLE, AND WE HAVE TO READ TO THEM. 150 00:05:18,819 --> 00:05:21,553 - WHAT KIND OF LOUSY VOLUNTEER DEAL IS THAT? 151 00:05:21,555 --> 00:05:24,355 - I KNOW. 152 00:05:24,357 --> 00:05:26,558 - THIS TELECONFERENCE OF THE FASHION CLUB 153 00:05:26,560 --> 00:05:28,560 IS HEREBY CALLED TO ORDER. 154 00:05:28,562 --> 00:05:30,261 FIRST ORDER OF BUSINESS: 155 00:05:30,263 --> 00:05:32,797 WHEN DO WE GO CLOTHES SHOPPING FOR THE HOMELESS? 156 00:05:32,799 --> 00:05:36,200 - YOU KNOW, I SAW THIS HOMELESS GUY ON TV ONCE, 157 00:05:36,202 --> 00:05:39,904 AND HE WAS WEARING PLAID PANTS WITH A STRIPED TOP. 158 00:05:39,906 --> 00:05:41,272 - EW! 159 00:05:41,274 --> 00:05:43,140 WHY CAN'T HE JUST REACH INSIDE HIS SHOPPING CART 160 00:05:43,142 --> 00:05:44,776 AND PICK OUT SOMETHING THAT MATCHES? 161 00:05:44,778 --> 00:05:47,479 - UM, SHOULDN'T WE GO THROUGH OUR OWN CLOSETS FIRST 162 00:05:47,481 --> 00:05:48,880 FOR CLOTHES TO DONATE? 163 00:05:48,882 --> 00:05:52,851 - YOU MEAN A HOMELESS PERSON WILL BE WEARING MY CLOTHES? 164 00:05:52,853 --> 00:05:56,655 - UH, QUINN, ARE YOU REALLY COMFORTABLE WITH THAT CONCEPT? 165 00:05:56,657 --> 00:05:58,389 - IT'LL STRETCH OUR SHOPPING BUDGET. 166 00:05:58,391 --> 00:06:00,025 THE MORE CLOTHES WE FIND FOR FREE, 167 00:06:00,027 --> 00:06:03,028 THE MORE WE HELP THE HOMELESS, RIGHT? 168 00:06:03,030 --> 00:06:06,131 AND THE MORE ROOM IN OUR CLOSETS FOR NEW STUFF. 169 00:06:06,133 --> 00:06:07,132 - YEAH! - OH, YEAH. 170 00:06:07,134 --> 00:06:09,267 - SHUSH. VERY WELL. 171 00:06:09,269 --> 00:06:11,202 BUT I'LL REVIEW YOUR DONATIONS 172 00:06:11,204 --> 00:06:13,638 TO MAKE SURE NO PAST FASHION MISTAKES 173 00:06:13,640 --> 00:06:16,941 ARE INADVERTENTLY REVEALED TO OUR ENEMIES. 174 00:06:16,943 --> 00:06:17,942 LATER. 175 00:06:17,944 --> 00:06:19,577 - BYE, GUYS. - CIAO. 176 00:06:22,882 --> 00:06:26,551 - HMM. NO, NO, NO. 177 00:06:26,553 --> 00:06:28,052 MAYBE. 178 00:06:28,054 --> 00:06:30,121 NO. 179 00:06:30,123 --> 00:06:31,823 AH! 180 00:06:31,825 --> 00:06:36,327 DARIA, I FOUND YOUR JACKET! 181 00:06:36,329 --> 00:06:39,664 - "AS HIS FINGERS TRAILED SENSUOUSLY 182 00:06:39,666 --> 00:06:42,334 "DOWN THE NAPE OF HER NECK TO HER 183 00:06:42,336 --> 00:06:43,768 "BOW-DICE, 184 00:06:43,770 --> 00:06:46,304 "SHE TINGLED UNCONTROLLABLY 185 00:06:46,306 --> 00:06:49,407 "WITH THE KNOWLEDGE THAT TONIGHT JEAN PERRIER 186 00:06:49,409 --> 00:06:51,176 "WOULD TASTE THE FRUIT OF THE GARDEN 187 00:06:51,178 --> 00:06:55,947 FROM WHICH NO MAN HAD E'ER PICKED PRODUCE BEFORE." 188 00:06:55,949 --> 00:06:57,415 OH! 189 00:06:57,417 --> 00:06:59,283 - WHAT A PRETTY VOICE SHE HAS. 190 00:06:59,285 --> 00:07:00,418 DON'T YOU THINK? 191 00:07:00,420 --> 00:07:01,719 - OH, YES. 192 00:07:01,721 --> 00:07:05,590 SHE SOUNDS JUST LIKE FRANCES DID WHEN SHE WAS YOUNGER. 193 00:07:05,592 --> 00:07:09,060 - I ALWAYS DID HAVE A LOVELY VOICE. 194 00:07:09,062 --> 00:07:10,361 - THANKS! 195 00:07:10,363 --> 00:07:13,831 - AND I LOOKED JUST LIKE YOU, DEAR. 196 00:07:13,833 --> 00:07:14,932 - EEH! 197 00:07:14,934 --> 00:07:16,200 - POW! BLAM! 198 00:07:16,202 --> 00:07:17,635 KABLOOIE! 199 00:07:17,637 --> 00:07:19,971 COOL, THIS GUY JUST SWALLOWED HIS OWN TEETH. 200 00:07:19,973 --> 00:07:21,272 - [laughs] 201 00:07:21,274 --> 00:07:23,074 HAPPENED TO ME LAST FRIDAY. 202 00:07:23,076 --> 00:07:26,978 ONLY THEY WEREN'T MY TEETH, IF YOU GET MY DRIFT. 203 00:07:26,980 --> 00:07:28,213 - YEAH. 204 00:07:28,215 --> 00:07:29,981 NO. 205 00:07:29,983 --> 00:07:32,217 - DARIA, YOU'LL BE READING TO MRS. PATTERSON. 206 00:07:32,219 --> 00:07:35,520 I THINK YOU TWO WILL REALLY HIT IT OFF. 207 00:07:36,789 --> 00:07:38,623 - WHAT A PRETTY GIRL. 208 00:07:38,625 --> 00:07:39,624 - OH. 209 00:07:39,626 --> 00:07:40,658 - THAT BRITTANY IS. 210 00:07:40,660 --> 00:07:41,660 - OH. 211 00:07:41,662 --> 00:07:43,094 - ARE YOU TWO FRIENDS? 212 00:07:43,096 --> 00:07:46,063 NO, I DON'T SUPPOSE YOU WOULD BE. 213 00:07:46,065 --> 00:07:47,165 NEVER MIND. 214 00:07:47,167 --> 00:07:49,334 LET'S HEAR WHAT YOU BROUGHT TO READ. 215 00:07:49,336 --> 00:07:50,936 - I HOPE YOU LIKE POETRY. 216 00:07:50,938 --> 00:07:52,170 - OH, YES. 217 00:07:52,172 --> 00:07:54,038 MY FAVORITE BIRTHDAY CARDS 218 00:07:54,040 --> 00:07:56,007 ARE THE ONES WITH POEMS IN THEM. 219 00:07:56,009 --> 00:07:57,409 - [clears throat] 220 00:07:57,411 --> 00:08:00,545 "I SAW THE BEST MINDS OF MY GENERATION DESTROYED BY MADNESS. 221 00:08:00,547 --> 00:08:02,647 "STARVING, HYSTERICAL, NAKED. 222 00:08:02,649 --> 00:08:05,183 "DRAGGING THEMSELVES THROUGH THE NEGRO STREETS OF DAWN... 223 00:08:05,185 --> 00:08:06,584 "...BANG ON THE CATATONIC PIANO, 224 00:08:06,586 --> 00:08:08,553 "THE SOUL IS INNOCENT AND IMMORTAL. 225 00:08:08,555 --> 00:08:11,489 IT SHOULD NEVER DIE UNGODLY IN AN ARMED MADHOUSE." 226 00:08:11,491 --> 00:08:12,891 [beeping] 227 00:08:12,893 --> 00:08:14,558 - MRS. PATTERSON, CAN I GET YOU SOMETHING? 228 00:08:14,560 --> 00:08:16,261 - GET ME MY WALKER. 229 00:08:16,263 --> 00:08:18,996 AND THEN HIT HER WITH IT! 230 00:08:18,998 --> 00:08:21,999 [upbeat rock music] 231 00:08:22,001 --> 00:08:25,971 ♪ ♪ 232 00:08:25,973 --> 00:08:28,807 - I AM JUST TOO CUTE IN THIS. 233 00:08:28,809 --> 00:08:29,808 - FORGET CUTE. 234 00:08:29,810 --> 00:08:31,243 YOU ARE ADORABLE. 235 00:08:31,245 --> 00:08:33,278 - OH, NO. 236 00:08:33,280 --> 00:08:35,412 WELL, YEAH. 237 00:08:35,414 --> 00:08:36,414 - QUINN. 238 00:08:36,416 --> 00:08:38,582 I WAS JUST, UH, 239 00:08:38,584 --> 00:08:40,652 SHOPPING FOR THE HOMELESS. 240 00:08:40,654 --> 00:08:42,320 - UM, ME TOO. 241 00:08:42,322 --> 00:08:46,257 - STACY, ARE YOU SHOPPING FOR THE NEEDY TOO? 242 00:08:46,259 --> 00:08:48,326 - UH, YEAH. 243 00:08:48,328 --> 00:08:50,895 DO YOU THINK CHARTREUSE IS A FLATTERING COLOR? 244 00:08:50,897 --> 00:08:52,163 ON THE HOMELESS, I MEAN? 245 00:08:52,165 --> 00:08:54,165 - OH, DEFINITELY. 246 00:08:54,167 --> 00:08:55,767 - GREAT BELLY RING. 247 00:08:55,769 --> 00:08:58,270 - IT'S BETWEEN THIS AND A NOSE STUD. 248 00:08:58,272 --> 00:08:59,738 - PERSONALLY, I'D GO WITH AN EAR CUFF, 249 00:08:59,740 --> 00:09:01,006 BUT THAT'S JUST ME. 250 00:09:01,008 --> 00:09:02,907 - NO, I'D GO FOR THAT TOO. 251 00:09:02,909 --> 00:09:04,709 ESPECIALLY IF IT LOOKED LIKE A LITTLE PERSON 252 00:09:04,711 --> 00:09:06,011 CLINGING TO YOUR EAR. 253 00:09:06,013 --> 00:09:07,846 THOSE ARE SO CUTE. 254 00:09:07,848 --> 00:09:09,547 - ARE YOU GIRLS ALL UPDATING YOUR WARDROBES? 255 00:09:09,549 --> 00:09:12,349 - EXCUSE ME, WE'RE COLLECTING GARMENTS 256 00:09:12,351 --> 00:09:13,518 FOR THE HOMELESS. 257 00:09:13,520 --> 00:09:15,453 - WOW, THAT IS SO NICE. 258 00:09:15,455 --> 00:09:18,623 YOU KNOW, WE'VE GOT A WHOLE SALE RACK THAT'S 50% OFF. 259 00:09:18,625 --> 00:09:19,858 - SALE RACK? 260 00:09:19,860 --> 00:09:22,193 - YEAH, YOU KNOW, LEFTOVER STUFF FROM LAST SEASON. 261 00:09:22,195 --> 00:09:25,730 - THERESA, THEY'RE HOMELESS. THEY'RE NOT TASTELESS. 262 00:09:27,834 --> 00:09:30,869 - PERHAPS YOU JUST DIDN'T SELECT THE RIGHT MATERIAL, DEAR. 263 00:09:30,871 --> 00:09:32,971 - YOU MEAN LIKE THE ADVENTURES OF RATBOY? 264 00:09:32,973 --> 00:09:35,974 - I'M SURE YOU'LL FIND SOME STORIES IN HERE. 265 00:09:35,976 --> 00:09:37,575 - PARABLES OF THE WAY? 266 00:09:37,577 --> 00:09:39,911 I DON'T SUPPOSE THAT MEANS THE WAY OUT. 267 00:09:39,913 --> 00:09:42,213 - NOW YOU'LL BE READING TO MR. GROSS. 268 00:09:42,215 --> 00:09:44,749 MR. GROSS, THIS IS DARIA. 269 00:09:44,751 --> 00:09:46,483 SHE'S GOING TO READ TO YOU. 270 00:09:46,485 --> 00:09:48,486 ISN'T THAT NICE? 271 00:09:48,488 --> 00:09:50,054 - I WANT... 272 00:09:50,056 --> 00:09:51,056 I WANT... 273 00:09:51,058 --> 00:09:52,324 - YES, MR. GROSS? 274 00:09:52,326 --> 00:09:56,060 - I WANT BRITTANY. 275 00:09:56,062 --> 00:09:58,530 - "AND WITH THE THORN GONE FROM HIS PAW, 276 00:09:58,532 --> 00:09:59,864 "THE LION TURNED TO THE MOUSE 277 00:09:59,866 --> 00:10:01,899 "WITH TEARS OF GRATITUDE IN HIS EYES. 278 00:10:01,901 --> 00:10:04,469 "HE SAID, 'THANK YOU, MR. MOUSE. 279 00:10:04,471 --> 00:10:07,739 I HAVE A FEELING WE'RE GOING TO BECOME THE BEST OF FRIENDS.'" 280 00:10:07,741 --> 00:10:10,574 THAT'S NOT HOW IT ENDED ON ANIMAL MAULINGS ON HOME VIDEO. 281 00:10:10,576 --> 00:10:14,179 - OKAY, WHO WANTS BRITTANY TO READ TO THEM NEXT? 282 00:10:14,181 --> 00:10:15,680 [indistinct arguing] 283 00:10:15,682 --> 00:10:16,681 - ME, ME! 284 00:10:16,683 --> 00:10:20,418 DEAR GOD, CAN YOU HEAR ME? 285 00:10:20,420 --> 00:10:22,019 - "SUDDENLY, WAY IN THE DISTANCE 286 00:10:22,021 --> 00:10:24,022 "THE TORTOISE SPOTTED THE FINISH LINE. 287 00:10:24,024 --> 00:10:25,923 "ONCE MORE HE SAID TO HIMSELF 288 00:10:25,925 --> 00:10:28,426 'SLOW AND STEADY WINS THE RACE.'" 289 00:10:28,428 --> 00:10:32,330 - KEVIN, YOU HAVE SUCH A SOOTHING VOICE. 290 00:10:32,332 --> 00:10:35,233 - AW. [chuckles] 291 00:10:35,235 --> 00:10:37,835 - "AND THE TORTOISE CROSSED THE FINISH LINE FIRST, 292 00:10:37,837 --> 00:10:39,771 "TO THE SURPRISE OF EVERYONE. 293 00:10:39,773 --> 00:10:43,307 EVERYONE BUT THE TORTOISE, THAT IS." 294 00:10:43,309 --> 00:10:44,776 ANOTHER STORY, MR. GROSS? 295 00:10:44,778 --> 00:10:46,377 - [straining] 296 00:10:46,379 --> 00:10:47,712 [flat lines] 297 00:10:47,714 --> 00:10:49,614 - MR. GROSS, WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOUR RESPIRATOR? 298 00:10:49,616 --> 00:10:51,516 - NOTHING. I UNPLUGGED IT. 299 00:10:51,518 --> 00:10:52,917 - DON'T BLAME ME. 300 00:10:52,919 --> 00:10:54,619 I DIDN'T WRITE THIS STUFF. 301 00:10:56,022 --> 00:10:57,421 - DAMN IT. 302 00:10:57,423 --> 00:10:59,924 I MUST HAVE LEFT MY X-ACTO KNIVES IN THE PEDIATRIC WARD. 303 00:10:59,926 --> 00:11:01,726 - YOU'RE REALLY GETTING INTO THIS, AREN'T YOU? 304 00:11:01,728 --> 00:11:03,828 - YEAH, THE KIDS AND I ARE REDOING ALL THE WALL MURALS. 305 00:11:03,830 --> 00:11:05,430 THE HAPPY CLOWNS HOLDING BALLOONS, 306 00:11:05,432 --> 00:11:07,999 WE TURNED THEM INTO MONGOL INVADERS WIELDING MACES. 307 00:11:08,001 --> 00:11:09,367 - WOW. 308 00:11:09,369 --> 00:11:11,503 YOU REALLY ARE MAKING A DIFFERENCE IN A CHILD'S LIFE. 309 00:11:11,505 --> 00:11:13,304 - HOW ARE THINGS GOING AT THE NURSING HOME? 310 00:11:13,306 --> 00:11:14,839 - IT'S JUST LIKE HIGH SCHOOL. 311 00:11:14,841 --> 00:11:17,274 THE PEOPLE WITH THE GOOD LOOKS AND THE INANE BUBBLINESS 312 00:11:17,276 --> 00:11:19,110 ARE SOUGHT OUT AND HELD UP AS AN EXAMPLE. 313 00:11:19,112 --> 00:11:21,046 - AND TO THINK YOU COULD HAVE BEEN PICKING OLD SHOES 314 00:11:21,048 --> 00:11:22,447 UP OFF THE HIGHWAY. 315 00:11:22,449 --> 00:11:24,616 - AND GIVING THEM TO YOU FOR YOUR ARTS AND CRAFTS CLASS. 316 00:11:24,618 --> 00:11:26,250 - SO WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO? 317 00:11:26,252 --> 00:11:28,653 - WELL, WHAT I'D LIKE TO DO IS QUIT, 318 00:11:28,655 --> 00:11:31,122 BUT NOW I SORT OF FEEL LIKE I OWE THESE PEOPLE SOMETHING. 319 00:11:31,124 --> 00:11:33,692 - MAYBE YOUR SISTER CAN GIVE YOU SOME PERKINESS TIPS. 320 00:11:33,694 --> 00:11:36,260 - I WOULDN'T GIVE HER THE SATISFACTION OF HELPING ME. 321 00:11:36,262 --> 00:11:39,597 - I WOULDN'T LET HER KNOW SHE WAS HELPING ME. 322 00:11:41,068 --> 00:11:43,001 - SINCE WE HAVEN'T BEEN ABLE TO FIND ANYTHING GOOD 323 00:11:43,003 --> 00:11:44,202 FOR THE HOMELESS YET, 324 00:11:44,204 --> 00:11:45,904 I'VE BEEN THINKING WE SHOULD GO DOOR TO DOOR 325 00:11:45,906 --> 00:11:47,305 FOR CLOTHING DONATIONS. 326 00:11:47,307 --> 00:11:49,340 - WELL, WE'RE ONLY GOING TO GO TO NICE STREETS, RIGHT? 327 00:11:49,342 --> 00:11:50,942 - YES, WE'LL ONLY HIT GOOD NEIGHBORHOODS 328 00:11:50,944 --> 00:11:52,343 WHERE THE PEOPLE ARE WELL DRESSED. 329 00:11:52,345 --> 00:11:53,344 - OH, OKAY. 330 00:11:53,346 --> 00:11:54,913 - WHY WOULD WE GIVE THE HOMELESS ANYTHING 331 00:11:54,915 --> 00:11:56,147 WE WOULDN'T WANT THEM GIVING US? 332 00:11:56,149 --> 00:11:58,016 - QUINN, YOU ARE SO SMART. 333 00:11:58,018 --> 00:11:59,450 - SPEAKING OF DRESSING LIKE A TRAMP, 334 00:11:59,452 --> 00:12:00,885 DID YOU SEE BROOKE'S NEW VELVET TOP? 335 00:12:00,887 --> 00:12:01,953 - NO. 336 00:12:01,955 --> 00:12:03,254 - I DOUBT IT'S EVEN VELVET AT ALL. 337 00:12:03,256 --> 00:12:04,722 I THINK IT'S VELOUR. - OH, MY GOD. 338 00:12:04,724 --> 00:12:06,124 - CRUSHED VELOUR. 339 00:12:06,126 --> 00:12:09,060 WHICH, IT TURNS OUT, CAN'T BE UNCRUSHED. 340 00:12:09,062 --> 00:12:11,662 - [screams] 341 00:12:13,400 --> 00:12:15,600 - I SEE YOU'VE GOT ARTS AND CRAFTS AGAIN TODAY. 342 00:12:15,602 --> 00:12:16,934 - OH, YEAH. 343 00:12:16,936 --> 00:12:19,237 SO HOW DID IT GO OBSERVING THE PRINCESS OF PLEATHER? 344 00:12:19,239 --> 00:12:21,506 - "DO I HAVE ENOUGH PRODUCT IN MY HAIR?" 345 00:12:21,508 --> 00:12:23,675 - HMM. YOU'LL NEVER PULL IT OFF. 346 00:12:23,677 --> 00:12:26,144 - SOMEHOW, I FIND THAT VERY COMFORTING. 347 00:12:26,146 --> 00:12:28,846 - OH, DARIA, I'M SO SORRY YOU'RE NOT POPULAR 348 00:12:28,848 --> 00:12:30,314 AT THE NURSING HOME. 349 00:12:30,316 --> 00:12:33,551 I MEAN, I UNDERSTAND WHY YOU'RE AN OUTCAST HERE AT SCHOOL. 350 00:12:33,553 --> 00:12:35,553 - YEAH, EVERYONE UNDERSTANDS THAT. 351 00:12:35,555 --> 00:12:36,621 - EVEN YOU? 352 00:12:36,623 --> 00:12:37,722 - UM... 353 00:12:37,724 --> 00:12:39,223 - BUT THIS IS REALLY SAD. 354 00:12:39,225 --> 00:12:42,259 KEVIN AND I WERE TALKING, AND WE THINK IT'S YOUR VOICE. 355 00:12:42,261 --> 00:12:43,795 IT'S, LIKE, A TOTAL BUMMER. 356 00:12:43,797 --> 00:12:45,830 - HEY, I KNOW WHAT MIGHT HELP YOU. 357 00:12:45,832 --> 00:12:47,932 I GOT KICKED ONCE DURING PRACTICE, AND MY VOICE... 358 00:12:47,934 --> 00:12:49,834 OH, I GUESS THAT WOULDN'T WORK ON A GIRL. 359 00:12:49,836 --> 00:12:52,269 - WELL, WE CAN'T ALL HAVE RICH, SOOTHING VOICES 360 00:12:52,271 --> 00:12:53,838 LIKE YOURS, BRITTANY. 361 00:12:53,840 --> 00:12:55,539 - WAIT. THAT'S IT! 362 00:12:55,541 --> 00:12:56,741 [squealing] I COULD HELP YOU! 363 00:12:56,743 --> 00:12:57,876 - EUREKA! 364 00:12:57,878 --> 00:12:59,443 - OH, BABE. YOU'RE SO THOUGHTFUL. 365 00:12:59,445 --> 00:13:02,280 - WELL, THIS WEEK WE ARE SUPPOSED TO BE 366 00:13:02,282 --> 00:13:03,882 THINKING OF THE LESS FORTUNATE. 367 00:13:03,884 --> 00:13:06,517 DARIA, COME TO MY HOUSE AFTER SCHOOL, 368 00:13:06,519 --> 00:13:08,152 AND WE'LL SEE WHAT WE CAN DO. 369 00:13:08,154 --> 00:13:09,687 THIS IS GOING TO BE GREAT. 370 00:13:09,689 --> 00:13:12,256 I CAN HELP EVERYONE. 371 00:13:12,258 --> 00:13:13,524 - WHAT JUST HAPPENED? 372 00:13:13,526 --> 00:13:15,593 - YOU'RE SPENDING THE AFTERNOON WITH BRITTANY. 373 00:13:15,595 --> 00:13:18,195 - YOU GOT ANYTHING SHARP IN THERE? 374 00:13:21,268 --> 00:13:23,234 [doorbell rings] 375 00:13:23,236 --> 00:13:24,235 - HELLO. 376 00:13:24,237 --> 00:13:25,870 - UM, HI. 377 00:13:25,872 --> 00:13:27,605 I DIDN'T KNOW BRITTANY HAD AN OLDER SISTER. 378 00:13:27,607 --> 00:13:29,407 - SHE DOES? COOL. 379 00:13:29,409 --> 00:13:31,109 MAYBE WE CAN GET MANICURES TOGETHER. 380 00:13:31,111 --> 00:13:32,410 - NO, I MEAN... 381 00:13:32,412 --> 00:13:35,113 IF YOU'RE NOT HER SISTER, THEN YOU'RE... 382 00:13:35,115 --> 00:13:36,713 - HER STEPMOTHER. 383 00:13:36,715 --> 00:13:40,884 BRITTY, HONEY, YOU DIDN'T TELL ME YOU HAD A SISTER. 384 00:13:43,722 --> 00:13:46,723 [rock music] 385 00:13:46,725 --> 00:13:49,127 ♪ ♪ 386 00:13:49,129 --> 00:13:52,997 - DARIA, THIS IS MY STEPMOM, ASHLEY-AMBER. 387 00:13:52,999 --> 00:13:54,599 DO YOU RECOGNIZE HER? 388 00:13:54,601 --> 00:13:56,968 - I THINK SO, BUT IT'S SO HARD TO REMEMBER 389 00:13:56,970 --> 00:13:58,636 YOUR CHILDHOOD NIGHTMARES CLEARLY. 390 00:13:58,638 --> 00:14:02,106 - SHE WAS THE POSTER MODEL FOR ST. PETER GIRL BEER. 391 00:14:02,108 --> 00:14:04,642 - "I'LL CURE WHAT 'ALES' YOU." 392 00:14:04,644 --> 00:14:05,643 [giggles] 393 00:14:05,645 --> 00:14:07,879 - OOH, ISN'T SHE GREAT? 394 00:14:07,881 --> 00:14:09,547 - IT'S HARD TO BELIEVE SHE'S REAL. 395 00:14:09,549 --> 00:14:11,982 - COME ON, I'LL INTRODUCE YOU TO MY DAD. 396 00:14:11,984 --> 00:14:14,385 - HE'S NOT THE MAYTAG REPAIRMAN, IS HE? 397 00:14:14,387 --> 00:14:17,488 - I DON'T THINK SO. 398 00:14:17,490 --> 00:14:20,524 - DAD, THIS IS MY CLASSMATE, DARIA. 399 00:14:20,526 --> 00:14:21,758 - HEY, DARIA. 400 00:14:21,760 --> 00:14:22,960 STEVE TAYLOR. 401 00:14:22,962 --> 00:14:24,561 ALWAYS GLAD TO MEET ONE OF BRITT'S FRIENDS. 402 00:14:24,563 --> 00:14:25,562 YOU LIKE COSMETICS? 403 00:14:25,564 --> 00:14:26,998 I'LL GET YOU INTO A FOCUS GROUP. 404 00:14:27,000 --> 00:14:28,932 THE PAY IS A JOKE, BUT THERE'S FREE LIP GLOSS 405 00:14:28,934 --> 00:14:30,167 OUT THE YIN-YANG. 406 00:14:30,169 --> 00:14:31,469 GOOD STUFF TOO. 407 00:14:31,471 --> 00:14:32,569 THEY TRY IT ON CATS FIRST. 408 00:14:32,571 --> 00:14:33,738 YOU MEET MY WIFE? 409 00:14:33,740 --> 00:14:37,075 BOY, WAS SHE A KNOCKOUT WHEN SHE WAS YOUNG. 410 00:14:37,077 --> 00:14:38,776 - MY POM-POMS! 411 00:14:38,778 --> 00:14:41,446 - THAT'S MY PEBBLE BEACH HAT, YOU LITTLE TURD! 412 00:14:41,448 --> 00:14:43,614 GERALD FORD SOLD ME THAT HAT. 413 00:14:43,616 --> 00:14:46,350 - HI. HOW ARE YOU? 414 00:14:47,720 --> 00:14:49,286 - MY FEET HURT. 415 00:14:49,288 --> 00:14:51,388 - STACY... 416 00:14:51,390 --> 00:14:55,125 FOR ONCE, TRY TO LOOK BEYOND YOUR OWN PETTY CONCERNS. 417 00:14:55,127 --> 00:14:58,195 TODAY WE'RE THINKING ABOUT OTHERS, REMEMBER? 418 00:14:58,197 --> 00:14:59,597 - UM, SORRY, SANDI. 419 00:14:59,599 --> 00:15:00,865 - SPARE SOME CHANGE? 420 00:15:00,867 --> 00:15:02,900 - IT'S ALL RIGHT, STACY. 421 00:15:02,902 --> 00:15:06,703 JUST TRY TO BE A LITTLE MORE COMPASSIONATE, OKAY? 422 00:15:06,705 --> 00:15:10,274 - OKAY, SO ONE, LIKE, METHOD OR WHATEVER 423 00:15:10,276 --> 00:15:11,976 TO MAKE YOUR VOICE SOUND MORE CHEERY 424 00:15:11,978 --> 00:15:15,446 IS TO END EACH SENTENCE AS IF YOU'RE ASKING A QUESTION. 425 00:15:15,448 --> 00:15:17,882 'CAUSE THEN YOU SOUND, LIKE, PERKY. 426 00:15:17,884 --> 00:15:20,718 - "THE RAIN IN SPAIN STAYS MAINLY ON THE PLAIN?" 427 00:15:20,720 --> 00:15:21,786 - HMM. 428 00:15:21,788 --> 00:15:25,290 OKAY. THAT DIDN'T WORK EITHER. 429 00:15:25,292 --> 00:15:26,724 - WHAT ABOUT THAT SQUEAK YOU DO? 430 00:15:26,726 --> 00:15:28,425 - [high-pitched] WHAT SQUEAK? 431 00:15:28,427 --> 00:15:32,063 - I CAN'T BELIEVE THE T-SHIRTS 432 00:15:32,065 --> 00:15:34,065 THAT SHOP TRIED TO GIVE US. 433 00:15:34,067 --> 00:15:35,166 - REALLY. 434 00:15:35,168 --> 00:15:37,135 THE HOMELESS HAVE SUFFERED ENOUGH. 435 00:15:37,137 --> 00:15:40,905 DON'T MAKE THEM WEAR A COTTON-POLY BLEND TOO. 436 00:15:40,907 --> 00:15:42,206 - YEAH, BUT MAYBE WE SHOULD'VE... 437 00:15:42,208 --> 00:15:43,207 - OH, LOOK. 438 00:15:43,209 --> 00:15:44,208 HALF-PRICE HAIR STYLING. 439 00:15:44,210 --> 00:15:46,076 - "TODAY ONLY." 440 00:15:46,078 --> 00:15:47,578 - YOU KNOW, A NEW LOOK 441 00:15:47,580 --> 00:15:50,949 WOULD REALLY DRAW ATTENTION TO OUR CAUSE. 442 00:15:50,951 --> 00:15:53,184 - [imitating Brittany] "CHEERLEADER TIP NUMBER 12: 443 00:15:53,186 --> 00:15:56,688 "IF YOU LOSE YOUR PLACE DURING A ROUTINE, DON'T WORRY. 444 00:15:56,690 --> 00:15:58,656 "NO ONE'S PAYING ATTENTION TO YOU ANYWAY. 445 00:15:58,658 --> 00:16:00,123 THEY'RE ALL WATCHING THE GAME." 446 00:16:00,125 --> 00:16:01,692 - I'M SORRY, DARIA. 447 00:16:01,694 --> 00:16:03,461 THIS JUST ISN'T WORKING OUT. 448 00:16:03,463 --> 00:16:05,930 I TRIED. I REALLY TRIED. 449 00:16:05,932 --> 00:16:07,564 BUT IT'S HOPELESS. 450 00:16:07,566 --> 00:16:08,766 FACE IT, DARIA. 451 00:16:08,768 --> 00:16:10,702 YOU'LL NEVER BE LIKE ME. 452 00:16:10,704 --> 00:16:13,404 - GUESS I'LL HAVE TO FIND A NEW DREAM. 453 00:16:14,574 --> 00:16:16,440 - MY FEET ARE... 454 00:16:16,442 --> 00:16:17,842 I MEAN, UM, UH... 455 00:16:17,844 --> 00:16:20,211 HOW DO YOUR FEET FEEL, SANDI? 456 00:16:20,213 --> 00:16:22,180 - THEY'RE KILLING ME. 457 00:16:22,182 --> 00:16:24,215 IS THE BOX FULL, QUINN? 458 00:16:24,217 --> 00:16:26,751 - ACTUALLY, IT'S KIND OF EMPTY. 459 00:16:26,753 --> 00:16:28,820 MAYBE, UM, WE SHOULDN'T BE SO PICKY? 460 00:16:28,822 --> 00:16:30,955 - ARE YOU SAYING, QUINN, 461 00:16:30,957 --> 00:16:34,658 THAT PERHAPS TODAY'S CANVASSING HAS BEEN MISHANDLED? 462 00:16:34,660 --> 00:16:35,827 - OH, NO. 463 00:16:35,829 --> 00:16:37,195 NO WAY, SANDI. 464 00:16:37,197 --> 00:16:39,496 YOU'RE A DONATION-SEEKING EXPERT. 465 00:16:39,498 --> 00:16:40,497 - THE BEST. 466 00:16:40,499 --> 00:16:41,933 - THANK YOU. 467 00:16:41,935 --> 00:16:45,502 ALL RIGHT, I MAY POSSIBLY HAVE BEEN A LITTLE TOO SELECTIVE, 468 00:16:45,504 --> 00:16:48,840 BUT IT'S BECAUSE I WAS THINKING OF THE HOMELESS. 469 00:16:48,842 --> 00:16:49,841 - SURE. - OF COURSE. 470 00:16:49,843 --> 00:16:51,142 - ABSOLUTELY. 471 00:16:51,144 --> 00:16:52,643 - NEW POLICY. 472 00:16:52,645 --> 00:16:55,279 FROM HERE ON IN, WE TAKE WHATEVER IS OFFERED, 473 00:16:55,281 --> 00:16:58,916 AND WE LET THE HOMELESS MAKE THEIR OWN FASHION CHOICES. 474 00:16:58,918 --> 00:17:01,985 [doorbell rings] 475 00:17:01,987 --> 00:17:05,256 - YES, GIRLS? 476 00:17:05,258 --> 00:17:06,791 - NEVER MIND. 477 00:17:06,793 --> 00:17:09,393 - HEY, ARE YOU GIRLS SELLING CHOCOLATE? 478 00:17:09,395 --> 00:17:11,262 [wheezing] 479 00:17:11,264 --> 00:17:13,798 - "HER HEAVING BOSOM ROSE AND FELL 480 00:17:13,800 --> 00:17:16,100 EACH TIME DRAKE LOOKED HER WAY." 481 00:17:16,102 --> 00:17:17,268 [sighs] 482 00:17:17,270 --> 00:17:18,602 WELL, WHAT DO YOU THINK? 483 00:17:18,604 --> 00:17:20,238 AM I READY? 484 00:17:22,441 --> 00:17:24,141 - WHO WOULD LIKE DARIA TO READ TO THEM? 485 00:17:24,143 --> 00:17:25,610 - NO! - NO! 486 00:17:25,612 --> 00:17:26,644 - NO! - NO! 487 00:17:26,646 --> 00:17:28,379 - MRS. BLAINE? 488 00:17:28,381 --> 00:17:30,314 DARIA HERE IS GOING TO READ TO YOU. 489 00:17:30,316 --> 00:17:33,650 DARIA, THIS IS MRS. BLAINE. 490 00:17:33,652 --> 00:17:36,087 WELL, I'LL LEAVE YOU TO IT. 491 00:17:38,792 --> 00:17:41,725 - "HER GOLDEN SKIN WAS THE COLOR OF A WHEAT FIELD. 492 00:17:41,727 --> 00:17:43,694 "HER LIPS LIKE ROSE PETALS, 493 00:17:43,696 --> 00:17:46,264 WET WITH DAWN'S SPARKLING DEW." 494 00:17:46,266 --> 00:17:48,466 WHO WRITES THIS STUFF? 495 00:17:48,468 --> 00:17:50,735 I MEAN, WHO'S REALLY NAMED "SIERRA"? 496 00:17:52,906 --> 00:17:54,939 IF YOU ASK ME, THESE BOOKS HAVE NOTHING TO DO 497 00:17:54,941 --> 00:17:56,507 WITH REAL EMOTIONS. 498 00:17:56,509 --> 00:18:00,645 MRS. BLAINE, WHAT DO YOU SAY I READ YOU SOME BYRON? 499 00:18:00,647 --> 00:18:03,747 OR SOME REALLY GRAPHIC SMUT. 500 00:18:05,485 --> 00:18:09,186 YOU'RE DEAF, AREN'T YOU? 501 00:18:09,188 --> 00:18:10,588 OKAY. 502 00:18:10,590 --> 00:18:13,023 WELL, THEN, HERE'S A STORY. 503 00:18:13,025 --> 00:18:15,392 ONCE UPON A TIME, THERE WAS A GIRL WHO WASN'T GOOD 504 00:18:15,394 --> 00:18:16,794 AT FAKING ENTHUSIASM. 505 00:18:16,796 --> 00:18:19,096 SHE VOLUNTEERED TO READ AT A NURSING HOME, 506 00:18:19,098 --> 00:18:20,831 BUT EVERYONE HATED HER VOICE. 507 00:18:20,833 --> 00:18:24,034 SO TO HUMILIATE HER, THEY MADE HER READ TO A DEAF PERSON. 508 00:18:24,036 --> 00:18:25,803 BIG JOKE. 509 00:18:25,805 --> 00:18:28,105 AND THEY ALL LIVE MISERABLY EVER AFTER. 510 00:18:28,107 --> 00:18:30,908 - OH, READ ME ANOTHER, DEAR. 511 00:18:30,910 --> 00:18:32,076 PLEASE? 512 00:18:32,078 --> 00:18:35,179 YOU HAVE SUCH A PRETTY VOICE. 513 00:18:35,181 --> 00:18:37,214 - I'D LIKE TO CONGRATULATE EVERYONE 514 00:18:37,216 --> 00:18:40,050 ON A VERY SUCCESSFUL AWARENESS OF OTHERS WEEK. 515 00:18:40,052 --> 00:18:42,586 OUR 100% PARTICIPATION HAS EARNED US 516 00:18:42,588 --> 00:18:46,891 A SPECIAL COMMENDATION FROM THE SUPERINTENDENT OF SCHOOLS. 517 00:18:46,893 --> 00:18:49,627 "DEAR MS. LI, CONGRATULATIONS TO ALL THE STUDENTS..." 518 00:18:49,629 --> 00:18:51,228 OH, BLAH, BLAH, BLAH. 519 00:18:51,230 --> 00:18:53,363 "RARELY DOES ONE ENCOUNTER AN ADMINISTRATOR 520 00:18:53,365 --> 00:18:56,000 "WITH YOUR UNIQUE BLEND OF DRIVE AND COMPASSION. 521 00:18:56,002 --> 00:18:58,502 "YOU ARE ONE VERY SPECIAL EDUCATOR 522 00:18:58,504 --> 00:19:00,637 AND A VERY SPECIAL LADY." 523 00:19:00,639 --> 00:19:01,672 OH. 524 00:19:01,674 --> 00:19:03,107 "OF COURSE, THE STUDENTS ALSO..." 525 00:19:03,109 --> 00:19:04,909 ET CETERA, ET CETERA. I WON'T BORE YOU. 526 00:19:04,911 --> 00:19:06,410 - TOO LATE. 527 00:19:06,412 --> 00:19:09,046 - NOW, LET'S ACKNOWLEDGE OUR MOST OUTSTANDING VOLUNTEERS: 528 00:19:09,048 --> 00:19:11,081 MR. THOMPSON AND MS. TAYLOR. 529 00:19:11,083 --> 00:19:13,751 [applause] 530 00:19:13,753 --> 00:19:17,188 - I'D LIKE TO DEDICATE THIS AWARD TO THE SENIOR CITIZENS 531 00:19:17,190 --> 00:19:19,289 AT THE BETTER DAYS NURSING HOME, 532 00:19:19,291 --> 00:19:21,926 WHO TAUGHT ME A VERY VALUABLE LESSON: 533 00:19:21,928 --> 00:19:24,661 ALWAYS WEAR YOUR SUNSCREEN. 534 00:19:24,663 --> 00:19:25,662 - YEAH! 535 00:19:25,664 --> 00:19:27,698 RATBOY ROCKS! 536 00:19:27,700 --> 00:19:29,233 - PLEASE, GOD, AN ANEURYSM. 537 00:19:29,235 --> 00:19:30,468 - FOR THEM OR FOR YOU? 538 00:19:30,470 --> 00:19:31,869 - BOTH. 539 00:19:31,871 --> 00:19:34,671 - NOW LET US WELCOME LAWNDALE HIGH'S FASHION CLUB, 540 00:19:34,673 --> 00:19:36,640 HERE TO PRESENT A GENEROUS DONATION OF CLOTHES 541 00:19:36,642 --> 00:19:39,109 FOR THE NEEDY. 542 00:19:39,111 --> 00:19:43,013 A PAIR OF GO-GO BOOTS AND A BELLY CHAIN? 543 00:19:43,015 --> 00:19:44,314 WHERE'S THE REST? 544 00:19:44,316 --> 00:19:45,315 - UM, THAT'S IT. 545 00:19:45,317 --> 00:19:47,084 - THEY MAY BE POOR, 546 00:19:47,086 --> 00:19:50,688 BUT THAT DOESN'T MEAN THEY SHOULD BE UNFASHIONABLE. 547 00:19:50,690 --> 00:19:52,155 - RIGHT. - TOTALLY. 548 00:19:52,157 --> 00:19:53,591 - THEY MAY BE SHALLOW, 549 00:19:53,593 --> 00:19:55,560 BUT THAT DOESN'T MEAN THEY SHOULD BE EXECUTED. 550 00:19:55,562 --> 00:19:56,627 - YES, IT DOES. 551 00:19:56,629 --> 00:19:58,896 - VERY WELL, I'M SOLD. 552 00:19:58,898 --> 00:20:01,132 - I GUESS I WON'T BE NEEDING THIS ANYMORE. 553 00:20:01,134 --> 00:20:02,566 - OH, YEAH. 554 00:20:02,568 --> 00:20:04,768 SORRY YOUR MURAL GOT YOU BANNED FROM THE CHILDREN'S WARD. 555 00:20:04,770 --> 00:20:06,003 - I STILL DON'T GET IT. 556 00:20:06,005 --> 00:20:07,871 WHAT'S AN OLD WEST SCENE WITHOUT A SCALPING? 557 00:20:07,873 --> 00:20:09,073 GO FIGURE. 558 00:20:09,075 --> 00:20:11,708 - WELL, ANYWAY, NATIONAL AWARENESS OF OTHERS WEEK 559 00:20:11,710 --> 00:20:13,077 IS OVER. 560 00:20:13,079 --> 00:20:15,446 SO WE CAN ALL GO BACK TO BEING SELF-ABSORBED AGAIN. 561 00:20:15,448 --> 00:20:17,881 - ON THAT NOTE, WANT TO COME OVER TO MY HOUSE AND WATCH TV? 562 00:20:17,883 --> 00:20:20,684 - LATER. I'VE GOT SOMETHING TO DO. 563 00:20:20,686 --> 00:20:23,921 "MELODY POWERS SIGHED AS SHE BEGAN PICKING WHAT WAS LEFT 564 00:20:23,923 --> 00:20:25,522 "OF MISHA OUT OF HER HAIR. 565 00:20:25,524 --> 00:20:28,692 "SHE'D LOOK INTO LESS AGGRESSIVE EXPLOSIVES BACK AT H.Q. 566 00:20:28,694 --> 00:20:31,662 "AFTER HER RENDEZVOUS WITH TEAM ALGIERS 567 00:20:31,664 --> 00:20:33,931 "AND THE INTRIGUING EDOUARD. 568 00:20:33,933 --> 00:20:36,467 "'I HOPE HE'S THE STRONG, SILENT TYPE,' SHE THOUGHT, 569 00:20:36,469 --> 00:20:38,669 "FLICKING AWAY ONE OF MISHA'S MOLARS. 570 00:20:38,671 --> 00:20:42,273 'I'VE ALREADY HAD ONE MAN GO TO PIECES ON ME TODAY.'" 571 00:20:43,409 --> 00:20:45,342 - ♪ LA-LA, LA, LA-LA ♪ 572 00:20:45,344 --> 00:20:48,345 [grungy rock music] 573 00:20:48,347 --> 00:20:56,286 ♪ ♪ 574 00:20:58,624 --> 00:21:00,624 ♪ LA, LA, LA ♪ 575 00:21:03,162 --> 00:21:05,228 ♪ LA, LA, LA ♪ 576 00:21:08,034 --> 00:21:11,068 ♪ LA, LA, LA ♪ 577 00:21:11,070 --> 00:21:18,376 ♪ ♪ 578 00:21:19,712 --> 00:21:21,578 ♪ LA-LA, LA, LA-LA ♪