1 00:00:03,371 --> 00:00:05,670 - ♪ LA-LA LA LA-LA ♪ 2 00:00:05,672 --> 00:00:08,607 ♪ LA-LA LA LA-LA ♪ 3 00:00:10,211 --> 00:00:13,612 - THE WORLD'S LARGEST NATIVITY SCENE IN AUGUST? 4 00:00:13,614 --> 00:00:15,647 ATLANTA MALL MANAGER GIFFORD JONES. 5 00:00:15,649 --> 00:00:19,551 - NATIVITIES MEAN CHRISTMAS, AND CHRISTMAS MEANS REVENUE. 6 00:00:19,553 --> 00:00:21,453 DON'T HAVE TO BE A WISE MAN TO FIGURE THAT OUT. 7 00:00:21,455 --> 00:00:23,622 - THE SAVIOR WENT DOWN TO GEORGIA TONIGHT 8 00:00:23,624 --> 00:00:25,958 ON SICK, SAD WORLD. 9 00:00:25,960 --> 00:00:28,293 - COULD THEY MAKE THE HOLIDAYS ANY MORE VULGAR? 10 00:00:28,295 --> 00:00:29,294 - I HOPE SO. 11 00:00:29,296 --> 00:00:30,295 - WHAT? 12 00:00:30,297 --> 00:00:31,497 - THE MORE DEBASED THEY BECOME, 13 00:00:31,499 --> 00:00:33,198 THE LESS REASON THERE IS TO CELEBRATE THEM. 14 00:00:33,200 --> 00:00:35,401 THAT MEANS THE LESS REASON FOR MY FAMILY TO GET TOGETHER 15 00:00:35,403 --> 00:00:38,404 UNTIL, PRESTO, I'M FINALLY ALONE ON THANKSGIVING 16 00:00:38,406 --> 00:00:39,638 WITH A TV DINNER. 17 00:00:39,640 --> 00:00:41,906 - SOMETIMES I WONDER IF YOU'RE TOO CYNICAL 18 00:00:41,908 --> 00:00:43,041 EVEN FOR ME. 19 00:00:43,043 --> 00:00:44,075 - REALLY? YOU THINK? 20 00:00:44,077 --> 00:00:46,645 - NO. I WAS BEING SARCASTIC. 21 00:00:49,249 --> 00:00:51,917 - NOT ANOTHER STEP, LASSIE. 22 00:00:51,919 --> 00:00:53,518 - ALL RIGHT, I'LL SIGN. 23 00:00:53,520 --> 00:00:54,853 - WHAT? 24 00:00:54,855 --> 00:00:57,589 - YOUR PETITION FOR AN ALTERNATIVE LIFESTYLES PARADE. 25 00:00:57,591 --> 00:00:58,623 WHERE'S THE PEN? 26 00:00:58,625 --> 00:01:00,125 - WE NEED TO SPEAK TO YOU, MISS. 27 00:01:00,127 --> 00:01:02,194 - IT'S COOL. WE COME IN PEACE. 28 00:01:02,196 --> 00:01:03,195 - WHO ARE YOU? 29 00:01:03,197 --> 00:01:04,529 - SORRY, WE CAN'T TELL YOU. 30 00:01:04,531 --> 00:01:06,198 WE'RE ON A SECRET MISSION. 31 00:01:06,200 --> 00:01:10,068 - FOR NOW, LET'S JUST SAY HE'S THE ST. PATRICK'S DAY LEPRECHAUN 32 00:01:10,070 --> 00:01:11,502 AND I'M CUPID. 33 00:01:11,504 --> 00:01:12,871 - OH, YOU IDIOT. 34 00:01:12,873 --> 00:01:14,639 THAT'S WHO WE REALLY ARE. 35 00:01:14,641 --> 00:01:18,309 - DUDE, YOU AND I KNOW THAT, BUT THIS CHICK DOESN'T. 36 00:01:18,311 --> 00:01:20,145 - WELL, NOW THAT YOU'VE SPILLED THE BEANS 37 00:01:20,147 --> 00:01:21,847 AND ADMITTED YOU'RE CRAZY, 38 00:01:21,849 --> 00:01:23,482 TELL ME ABOUT THE SECRET MISSION. 39 00:01:23,484 --> 00:01:24,682 - WE HAVE REASON TO BELIEVE 40 00:01:24,684 --> 00:01:27,019 THAT CHRISTMAS, HALLOWEEN, AND GUY FAWKES DAY 41 00:01:27,021 --> 00:01:29,988 HAVE LEFT HOLIDAY ISLAND AND COME HERE TO LAWNDALE. 42 00:01:29,990 --> 00:01:31,323 - GUY FAWKES DAY? 43 00:01:31,325 --> 00:01:32,357 - ENGLISH DUDE. 44 00:01:32,359 --> 00:01:33,625 - THE BASTARD. 45 00:01:33,627 --> 00:01:35,794 - AND WHERE IS HOLIDAY ISLAND? 46 00:01:35,796 --> 00:01:37,863 - WE'RE SUPPOSED TO SAY IN YOUR HEART, 47 00:01:37,865 --> 00:01:40,699 BUT, REALLY, IT'S THROUGH A DIMENSIONAL WORMHOLE 48 00:01:40,701 --> 00:01:43,835 IN BACK OF THE GOOD TIME CHINESE RESTAURANT. 49 00:01:43,837 --> 00:01:47,605 - OH, CHRISTMAS, HALLOWEEN, AND GUY FAWKES DAY 50 00:01:47,607 --> 00:01:49,708 CAME TO LAWNDALE FOR CHINESE FOOD. 51 00:01:49,710 --> 00:01:52,043 - OF COURSE NOT. THAT'S JUST STUPID. 52 00:01:52,045 --> 00:01:53,645 THEY CAME HERE TO START A BAND. 53 00:01:53,647 --> 00:01:56,781 - KIND OF A HIP-HOP, PUNK, ELECTRONICA VIBE. 54 00:01:56,783 --> 00:01:59,150 THEY'RE NOT BAD, BUT THEY NEED A GUITAR PLAYER. 55 00:01:59,152 --> 00:02:00,151 OH. 56 00:02:00,153 --> 00:02:01,352 - SHUT UP. 57 00:02:01,354 --> 00:02:02,955 ARE YOU GONNA HELP US GET THEM BACK OR NOT? 58 00:02:02,957 --> 00:02:04,355 - OH, CERTAINLY. 59 00:02:04,357 --> 00:02:06,792 YOU JUST PROVED TO ME THAT YOU'RE REALLY A LEPRECHAUN 60 00:02:06,794 --> 00:02:08,226 AND HE'S REALLY CUPID. 61 00:02:08,228 --> 00:02:11,496 AND MY WINGED HORSE PEGASUS AND I WILL BE AT YOUR SERVICE. 62 00:02:11,498 --> 00:02:12,564 - SOUNDS FAIR. 63 00:02:12,566 --> 00:02:13,732 HERE THEN, SMELL THIS. 64 00:02:13,734 --> 00:02:15,133 [exhales forcefully] 65 00:02:15,135 --> 00:02:16,635 - GROSS, BEER. 66 00:02:16,637 --> 00:02:17,736 - GREEN BEER. 67 00:02:17,738 --> 00:02:18,870 AND I DON'T EVEN DRINK. 68 00:02:18,872 --> 00:02:19,971 IT'S CONGENITAL. 69 00:02:19,973 --> 00:02:21,239 - THAT DOESN'T PROVE ANYTHING. 70 00:02:21,241 --> 00:02:22,708 - MY TURN. 71 00:02:22,710 --> 00:02:26,945 NOW, YOU SHOULD FEEL RELAXED AND WARM. 72 00:02:26,947 --> 00:02:28,980 EVERYTHING IS COOL. 73 00:02:28,982 --> 00:02:31,450 EVERYTHING IS LOVE, BABY. 74 00:02:31,452 --> 00:02:33,118 AND THE NEXT WORD OUT OF YOUR MOUTH 75 00:02:33,120 --> 00:02:35,587 WILL BE THAT PARTICULAR SOMEONE 76 00:02:35,589 --> 00:02:38,556 WHO MAKES YOU FEEL LIKE QUEEN CLEOPATRA. 77 00:02:38,558 --> 00:02:39,557 - TRENT. 78 00:02:39,559 --> 00:02:41,126 OH. 79 00:02:41,128 --> 00:02:42,327 - OH. 80 00:02:42,329 --> 00:02:44,096 - NOW SHE'S DEFINITELY NOT GONNA HELP US. 81 00:02:44,098 --> 00:02:46,665 - I KNOW, BUT IT'S STILL A COOL TRICK. 82 00:02:46,667 --> 00:02:47,766 - MAYBE TO YOU. 83 00:02:47,768 --> 00:02:50,035 AND TURN OFF THAT BLEEDIN' MUSIC. 84 00:02:50,037 --> 00:02:51,837 - SORRY. 85 00:02:54,909 --> 00:02:56,975 - DARIA, WHAT HAPPENED? 86 00:02:56,977 --> 00:02:57,976 - ARE YOU OKAY? 87 00:02:57,978 --> 00:02:59,711 - YEAH. - JAKE, I'M ON IT. 88 00:02:59,713 --> 00:03:00,946 - OH. 89 00:03:00,948 --> 00:03:02,547 - THAT DOESN'T MEAN YOU CAN TAKE A BREAK. 90 00:03:02,549 --> 00:03:03,982 - YOU SAID YOU WERE ON IT. 91 00:03:03,984 --> 00:03:05,183 - DID SHE GIVE US UP? 92 00:03:05,185 --> 00:03:06,384 - I CAN'T TELL, DUDE. 93 00:03:06,386 --> 00:03:08,720 HER PARENTS ARE ALL LIKE, BLAH, BLAH, BLAH. 94 00:03:08,722 --> 00:03:10,322 - THEN SHUT THEM UP. 95 00:03:10,324 --> 00:03:11,556 - RIGHT. 96 00:03:11,558 --> 00:03:13,592 HELLO, LOVERS. 97 00:03:13,594 --> 00:03:17,596 - HOW CAN ANYONE HAVE SO LITTLE INSTINCT FOR PARENTING? 98 00:03:17,598 --> 00:03:19,364 [electrical zapping] 99 00:03:19,366 --> 00:03:20,632 - BULL'S-EYE. 100 00:03:20,634 --> 00:03:23,235 - YOU'RE RIGHT. IT'S ALL MY FAULT. 101 00:03:23,237 --> 00:03:25,470 I DON'T DESERVE YOU, HELEN. 102 00:03:25,472 --> 00:03:28,640 - OH, YES, YOU DO, JAKEY. 103 00:03:30,211 --> 00:03:31,643 - THIS IS NOT HAPPENING. 104 00:03:31,645 --> 00:03:33,178 - WHAT DID SHE SAY? 105 00:03:33,180 --> 00:03:34,646 - NEVER MIND THAT. 106 00:03:34,648 --> 00:03:36,481 WE'RE ALONE. 107 00:03:36,483 --> 00:03:37,549 BLISSFULLY-- 108 00:03:37,551 --> 00:03:38,883 - ALONE. 109 00:03:38,885 --> 00:03:40,051 [smooching sounds] 110 00:03:40,053 --> 00:03:41,419 - DAD, CAN I HAVE A-- 111 00:03:41,421 --> 00:03:43,088 EW. 112 00:03:43,090 --> 00:03:45,057 I NEED A SHOWER. 113 00:03:45,059 --> 00:03:47,159 - COOL THOUGHTS. 114 00:03:47,161 --> 00:03:50,228 A RIVER RUNNING TO THE OCEAN FAR FROM HERE. 115 00:03:50,230 --> 00:03:52,430 [knocking] 116 00:03:55,702 --> 00:03:57,436 - SO YOU'LL HELP US, RIGHT? 117 00:03:57,438 --> 00:03:58,837 - WHY NOT? 118 00:03:58,839 --> 00:04:01,106 I'M OBVIOUSLY HAVING SOME KIND OF NERVOUS BREAKDOWN. 119 00:04:01,108 --> 00:04:03,475 I'LL JUST RIDE IT OUT AND SEE WHERE IT TAKES ME, 120 00:04:03,477 --> 00:04:04,810 ZELDA FITZGERALD STYLE. 121 00:04:04,812 --> 00:04:06,111 [knocking on door] 122 00:04:06,113 --> 00:04:08,546 - DARIA, SOMETHING'S WRONG WITH MOM AND DAD. 123 00:04:08,548 --> 00:04:09,881 WHO ARE YOU TALKING TO? 124 00:04:09,883 --> 00:04:12,817 - UM, MY IMAGINARY FRIEND. 125 00:04:12,819 --> 00:04:15,152 - OKAY, I'LL COME BACK. 126 00:04:15,154 --> 00:04:16,955 - THE GIRL MUSTN'T KNOW ABOUT US. 127 00:04:16,957 --> 00:04:20,892 - RIGHT, BECAUSE YOU CAN'T BE SEEN BY OTHER MORTALS. 128 00:04:20,894 --> 00:04:22,093 - SEEING IS OKAY. 129 00:04:22,095 --> 00:04:23,628 IT'S HAVING TO TALK TO THAT LITTLE TWIT 130 00:04:23,630 --> 00:04:24,896 THAT'D DRIVE US CRAZY. 131 00:04:24,898 --> 00:04:26,330 - ARE WE DONE HERE? 132 00:04:26,332 --> 00:04:27,665 YOU'RE GETTING HEAVY. 133 00:04:27,667 --> 00:04:30,101 - OH, SHUT UP, YOU BLOODY-- 134 00:04:30,103 --> 00:04:31,136 IDIOT! 135 00:04:31,138 --> 00:04:32,203 - WHAT WAS THAT? 136 00:04:32,205 --> 00:04:34,405 - MY IMAGINARY FRIEND FELL DOWN. 137 00:04:34,407 --> 00:04:35,707 - GOD, DARIA, 138 00:04:35,709 --> 00:04:38,676 EVEN YOUR IMAGINARY FRIENDS ARE EMBARRASSING. 139 00:04:40,247 --> 00:04:43,648 - WELL, YOU LEAD AN INTERESTING LIFE WHEN I'M NOT AROUND. 140 00:04:43,650 --> 00:04:47,085 HAVE YOU BEEN DRINKING SOME OUT-OF-SEASON NOG PERHAPS? 141 00:04:47,087 --> 00:04:48,987 - LOOK, I FEEL STUPID ENOUGH AS IT IT. 142 00:04:48,989 --> 00:04:50,288 JUST DON'T TELL-- 143 00:04:50,290 --> 00:04:52,290 - HEY, TRENT, DARIA WAS WONDERING IF YOU'VE HEARD 144 00:04:52,292 --> 00:04:54,626 OF ANY NEW HIP-HOP PUNK ELECTRONICA BANDS IN TOWN, 145 00:04:54,628 --> 00:04:56,661 AND IF SO, DO THEY INCLUDE CHRISTMAS, HALLOWEEN, 146 00:04:56,663 --> 00:04:57,829 AND GUY FAWKES DAY? 147 00:04:57,831 --> 00:04:59,163 - JANE. - YEAH. 148 00:04:59,165 --> 00:05:00,765 THEY'RE COMING OVER TO JAM. 149 00:05:00,767 --> 00:05:02,400 both: WHAT? 150 00:05:02,402 --> 00:05:03,468 all: YO. 151 00:05:03,470 --> 00:05:04,770 - YO. - YO. 152 00:05:04,772 --> 00:05:06,371 - OH, GOD. 153 00:05:06,373 --> 00:05:07,939 YOU'RE CHRISTMAS, RIGHT? 154 00:05:07,941 --> 00:05:09,374 - I PREFER X. 155 00:05:09,376 --> 00:05:10,842 - SHORT FOR X-MAS. 156 00:05:10,844 --> 00:05:11,843 - I GOT IT. 157 00:05:11,845 --> 00:05:13,945 - YOU KNOW THESE GUYS, DARIA? 158 00:05:13,947 --> 00:05:17,115 - WELL, I KNOW THEY'RE WANTED BACK AT HOLIDAY ISLAND. 159 00:05:17,117 --> 00:05:20,318 - THIS IS WHY WE NEED CLOSED REHEARSALS, MAN. 160 00:05:20,320 --> 00:05:23,287 - GREAT, A WEEK IN TOWN AND WE'VE GOT OUR FIRST NARC. 161 00:05:23,289 --> 00:05:24,889 - BOLLOCKS. - COME ON, MAN. 162 00:05:24,891 --> 00:05:26,224 DARIA'S COOL. 163 00:05:26,226 --> 00:05:27,793 - SHE DOESN'T ACT LIKE SHE'S COOL. 164 00:05:27,795 --> 00:05:28,927 - SURE, SHE'S COOL. 165 00:05:28,929 --> 00:05:30,829 COME ON, DARIA, DO SOMETHING COOL. 166 00:05:30,831 --> 00:05:33,198 - UM, ANYONE FOR PIZZA? 167 00:05:33,200 --> 00:05:34,733 MY TREAT. 168 00:05:34,735 --> 00:05:36,634 - THIS CHICK IS COOL. 169 00:05:38,706 --> 00:05:41,707 - WHAT DO YOU CARE IF WE GO BACK TO HOLIDAY ISLAND? 170 00:05:41,709 --> 00:05:43,742 - ALL I CARE ABOUT IS THAT THIS DREAM 171 00:05:43,744 --> 00:05:45,644 ISN'T THE FIRST SIGN OF A BRAIN TUMOR. 172 00:05:45,646 --> 00:05:48,647 - WHAT'S SO BAD ABOUT HOLIDAY ISLAND ANYWAY? 173 00:05:48,649 --> 00:05:51,116 - FOR ONE THING, YOU HAVE TO BE HAPPY ALL THE TIME. 174 00:05:51,118 --> 00:05:52,250 - HAVE YOU EVER BEEN FORCED 175 00:05:52,252 --> 00:05:55,053 TO SPREAD LOVE AND JOY 24 HOURS A DAY? 176 00:05:55,055 --> 00:05:58,056 - I BELIEVE ON THAT ONE I CAN GO WITH A DEFINITE NO. 177 00:05:58,058 --> 00:06:02,360 - WELL, IT'S LIKE, MMM, BOLLOCKS, IS WHAT IT'S LIKE. 178 00:06:02,362 --> 00:06:03,662 - YEAH, BOLLOCKS. 179 00:06:03,664 --> 00:06:05,764 - WE THOUGHT WE MIGHT FIND YOU BURNOUTS HERE. 180 00:06:05,766 --> 00:06:07,365 - SHUT YOUR GOB, YOU LITTLE GOON. 181 00:06:07,367 --> 00:06:09,067 - SOD OFF, YOU BRITISH WANKER. 182 00:06:09,069 --> 00:06:10,068 - SOCCER RIOT. 183 00:06:10,070 --> 00:06:11,202 - HEY. 184 00:06:11,204 --> 00:06:13,038 I'M SORRY, BUT I CAN'T HELP YOU. 185 00:06:13,040 --> 00:06:15,240 IF THEY DON'T WANT TO GO BACK TO HOLIDAY ISLAND, 186 00:06:15,242 --> 00:06:16,608 I SUPPORT THEIR CHOICE. 187 00:06:16,610 --> 00:06:19,010 - BUT THEN THERE'LL BE NO CHRISTMAS OR HALLOWEEN 188 00:06:19,012 --> 00:06:20,278 OR GUY FAWKES DAY. 189 00:06:20,280 --> 00:06:21,712 - NO GUY FAWKES DAY? 190 00:06:21,714 --> 00:06:22,781 WAH. 191 00:06:22,783 --> 00:06:23,982 - I'M WARNING YOU. 192 00:06:23,984 --> 00:06:26,251 THIS IS GONNA SCREW UP THE NATURAL ORDER. 193 00:06:26,253 --> 00:06:28,053 - THAT'S DARIA'S LIFE MISSION. 194 00:06:28,055 --> 00:06:29,287 - EXCELLENT. 195 00:06:29,289 --> 00:06:31,790 THEN MAYBE WE CAN CRASH AT YOUR HOUSE FOR A WHILE. 196 00:06:31,792 --> 00:06:32,891 - OH, NO. 197 00:06:32,893 --> 00:06:34,392 - DON'T BE STUPID, DARIA. 198 00:06:34,394 --> 00:06:37,162 THAT ENGLISH ONE IS CUTE. 199 00:06:45,005 --> 00:06:48,006 [jazzy instrumental music] 200 00:06:48,008 --> 00:06:51,276 ♪ ♪ 201 00:06:51,278 --> 00:06:52,277 - OH. 202 00:06:52,279 --> 00:06:53,711 [laughter] 203 00:06:58,652 --> 00:07:00,184 [smooching] 204 00:07:02,055 --> 00:07:04,055 - OH, JAKEY, YES. 205 00:07:04,057 --> 00:07:05,257 - EW. 206 00:07:05,259 --> 00:07:08,059 AND THEN AS IF THAT WEREN'T BAD ENOUGH, 207 00:07:08,061 --> 00:07:10,862 NOW THEY'RE THINKING OF HAVING ANOTHER BABY. 208 00:07:10,864 --> 00:07:12,096 - HOW DO YOU KNOW? 209 00:07:12,098 --> 00:07:14,932 - WHY ELSE WOULD THEY BE, YOU KNOW... 210 00:07:14,934 --> 00:07:15,933 [shudders] 211 00:07:15,935 --> 00:07:17,335 - WHOA, YEAH. 212 00:07:17,337 --> 00:07:19,371 THAT IS THE WORST AND THE CRUELEST THING 213 00:07:19,373 --> 00:07:20,371 THEY COULD DO TO YOU. 214 00:07:20,373 --> 00:07:21,506 - IT'S NO FAIR 215 00:07:21,508 --> 00:07:24,443 MAKING A POPULAR PERSON COMPETE WITH A NEW BABY. 216 00:07:24,445 --> 00:07:27,946 - REALLY, THEY'RE SO CUTE WHEN THEY SMILE AT YOU. 217 00:07:27,948 --> 00:07:29,647 HELLO, PRECIOUS. 218 00:07:29,649 --> 00:07:32,016 - SANDY. - OH, SORRY. 219 00:07:32,018 --> 00:07:34,952 - I'VE GOT TO FOLLOW THEM AROUND AND MAKE SURE IT DOESN'T HAPPEN. 220 00:07:34,954 --> 00:07:37,622 - WELL, TRY NOT TO STAY UP TOO LATE. 221 00:07:37,624 --> 00:07:39,256 YOU KNOW WHAT THAT DOES TO YOUR SKIN. 222 00:07:39,258 --> 00:07:41,692 - SANDY, YOU'RE SUCH A GOOD FRIEND. 223 00:07:41,694 --> 00:07:43,294 - I KNOW. 224 00:07:44,731 --> 00:07:46,998 - DARIA, WE'VE GOT TO DO SOMETHING ABOUT MOM AND DAD-- 225 00:07:47,000 --> 00:07:48,533 WHAT'S GOING ON? 226 00:07:48,535 --> 00:07:51,369 - I'VE GOT THREE FUGITIVE HOLIDAYS STAYING IN MY ROOM. 227 00:07:51,371 --> 00:07:52,437 HOW IS YOUR DAY GOING? 228 00:07:52,439 --> 00:07:54,339 - GREAT. NOW, WHO ARE THEY REALLY? 229 00:07:54,341 --> 00:07:55,774 - AS STUPID AS IT SOUNDS, 230 00:07:55,776 --> 00:07:58,542 THESE ARE ACTUAL HOLIDAY SPIRITS ON THE RUN FROM THE LAW. 231 00:07:58,544 --> 00:08:00,946 - THAT'S THE PROBLEM WITH YOU BRAINS. 232 00:08:00,948 --> 00:08:03,381 YOU THINK LYING IS CHILD'S PLAY. 233 00:08:03,383 --> 00:08:06,618 - SEE, CUPID SHOT MOM AND DAD FULL OF LOVE 234 00:08:06,620 --> 00:08:10,522 SO I'D HELP HIM GET THESE GUYS BACK TO HOLIDAY ISLAND. 235 00:08:10,524 --> 00:08:12,123 - ARE YOU TAKING SOME KIND 236 00:08:12,125 --> 00:08:13,958 OF EXPERIMENTAL DEPRESSION MEDICINE? 237 00:08:13,960 --> 00:08:14,960 - OF COURSE NOT. 238 00:08:14,962 --> 00:08:16,260 - TOO BAD. 239 00:08:16,262 --> 00:08:18,229 YOU'RE GONNA NEED IT WHEN THE NEW BABY ARRIVES. 240 00:08:18,231 --> 00:08:19,764 - OH, HE'S NOT A BABY. 241 00:08:19,766 --> 00:08:21,533 HE'S A LEPRECHAUN. 242 00:08:22,836 --> 00:08:24,902 - THAT DARIA CHICK IS GONNA SCREW EVERYTHING UP 243 00:08:24,904 --> 00:08:26,470 A LOT WORSE THAN SHE THINKS. 244 00:08:26,472 --> 00:08:30,108 - DUDE, RELAX; WE'LL FIND SOMEBODY ELSE TO HELP US. 245 00:08:30,110 --> 00:08:31,509 - EASY FOR YOU TO RELAX. 246 00:08:31,511 --> 00:08:33,611 YOU HAVEN'T BEEN OPPRESSED FOR FOUR CENTURIES. 247 00:08:33,613 --> 00:08:34,746 - OH, YEAH? 248 00:08:34,748 --> 00:08:38,349 ANYBODY EVER MAKE YOU FLY AROUND IN A DIAPER? 249 00:08:38,351 --> 00:08:42,988 JUST LOVE AND BE LOVED AND TRY TO COOL OUT. 250 00:08:42,990 --> 00:08:45,991 - WILL YOU STOP WITH THE IDIOTIC VOICE? 251 00:08:45,993 --> 00:08:47,758 IT DOESN'T EVEN SOUND LIKE ELVIS. 252 00:08:47,760 --> 00:08:49,394 HERE, NOW, LET ME DO THE TALKING. 253 00:08:49,396 --> 00:08:51,496 - SO THEN I SAID, "COME ON, LADIES, 254 00:08:51,498 --> 00:08:52,831 LET'S KICK SOME BUTT." 255 00:08:52,833 --> 00:08:55,000 AND I THINK THAT REALLY MOTIVATED THE GUYS, 256 00:08:55,002 --> 00:08:56,367 CALLING THEM LADIES, I MEAN. 257 00:08:56,369 --> 00:08:59,270 - YOU'RE SO SMART, KEVY. 258 00:08:59,272 --> 00:09:00,304 CAN I HELP YOU? 259 00:09:00,306 --> 00:09:01,706 - 'TIS OUR FOND WISH, LASSIE. 260 00:09:01,708 --> 00:09:04,242 YOU SEE, SOME FRIENDS OF OURS HAVE COME TO LAWNDALE, 261 00:09:04,244 --> 00:09:06,077 AND WE'RE HOPING YOU CAN HELP TALK THEM 262 00:09:06,079 --> 00:09:07,212 INTO GOING BACK HOME WITH US. 263 00:09:07,214 --> 00:09:08,313 - NO PROBLEM. 264 00:09:08,315 --> 00:09:10,448 I CAN TALK ANYBODY INTO DOING ANYTHING. 265 00:09:10,450 --> 00:09:11,516 - YEAH. 266 00:09:11,518 --> 00:09:13,385 HE DOES IT TO ME ALL THE TIME. 267 00:09:13,387 --> 00:09:15,387 - WE'LL JUST TELL 'EM WHAT A COOL PLACE LAWNDALE IS. 268 00:09:15,389 --> 00:09:17,489 - NO, WE WANT YOU TO DO THE OPPOSITE. 269 00:09:17,491 --> 00:09:19,558 - [chuckles] THE OPPOSITE OF WHAT? 270 00:09:19,560 --> 00:09:22,661 - WE WANT YOU TO TALK THEM INTO LEAVING LAWNDALE. 271 00:09:22,663 --> 00:09:25,030 - BUT THEY JUST GOT HERE, RIGHT? 272 00:09:25,032 --> 00:09:28,066 - REALLY, YOU DUDES NEED TO GET YOUR STORIES STRAIGHT. 273 00:09:28,068 --> 00:09:29,968 - WE'RE GONNA NEED THE SMART CHICK. 274 00:09:29,970 --> 00:09:32,037 AND DON'T TELL ME TO RELAX. 275 00:09:32,039 --> 00:09:35,506 - DUDE, FOR ONCE, I AGREE WITH YOU. 276 00:09:38,578 --> 00:09:44,181 - AND THAT CONCLUDES THE REPORT OF THE ACCESSORY COMMITTEE. 277 00:09:44,183 --> 00:09:46,918 - GREAT. WASN'T THAT GREAT, QUINN? 278 00:09:46,920 --> 00:09:47,952 QUINN? 279 00:09:47,954 --> 00:09:50,154 - OH. - WHAT'S WRONG, QUINN? 280 00:09:50,156 --> 00:09:53,157 YOU SEEM UNCHARACTERISTICALLY SLOPPY. 281 00:09:53,159 --> 00:09:54,692 - MY, GOD. 282 00:09:54,694 --> 00:09:56,928 YOU'RE NOT GETTING A NEW LOOK, ARE YOU? 283 00:09:56,930 --> 00:09:58,663 - HAVEN'T SLEPT. 284 00:09:58,665 --> 00:10:00,031 MUST STAY ALERT. 285 00:10:00,033 --> 00:10:03,268 CAN'T ALLOW PARENTS TO HAVE BABY. 286 00:10:03,270 --> 00:10:06,804 - QUINN, WHY DON'T YOU GET THAT GIRL WHO LIVES WITH YOU 287 00:10:06,806 --> 00:10:08,639 TO FOLLOW YOUR PARENTS AROUND? 288 00:10:08,641 --> 00:10:11,443 - SHE HAS HOLIDAYS STAYING WITH HER. 289 00:10:11,445 --> 00:10:12,510 - HOLIDAYS? 290 00:10:12,512 --> 00:10:15,780 - CHRISTMAS, HALLOWEEN, AND FOLKS DAY. 291 00:10:15,782 --> 00:10:17,082 - QUINN, HONEY, 292 00:10:17,084 --> 00:10:19,150 I THINK YOU NEED TO TAKE A LEAVE OF ABSENCE 293 00:10:19,152 --> 00:10:21,352 FROM THE FASHION CLUB. 294 00:10:21,354 --> 00:10:23,287 - WHAT? NO. 295 00:10:23,289 --> 00:10:26,624 - REALLY, GET SOME SLEEP AND COME BACK WHEN YOU'RE NOT SO-- 296 00:10:26,626 --> 00:10:30,061 - CREATIVE. 297 00:10:30,063 --> 00:10:34,833 - [whistling] 298 00:10:34,835 --> 00:10:36,267 NAME THAT TUNE. 299 00:10:36,269 --> 00:10:37,301 - JANE'S THEME? 300 00:10:37,303 --> 00:10:39,104 - DAMN YOU, WOMAN. 301 00:10:39,106 --> 00:10:42,140 - WELL, IF IT ISN'T THE SPIRIT OF NAGGING AND HIS FRIEND. 302 00:10:42,142 --> 00:10:43,574 - HOW ABOUT A LITTLE WALK? 303 00:10:43,576 --> 00:10:44,676 I'M BUYING. 304 00:10:44,678 --> 00:10:46,077 - YOU'RE BUYING WHAT? 305 00:10:46,079 --> 00:10:48,579 - OH, WE'LL FIGURE IT OUT WHEN WE GET THERE. 306 00:10:50,817 --> 00:10:52,583 - WELL, THE MALL. 307 00:10:52,585 --> 00:10:55,687 YOU HOLIDAYS SURE KNOW HOW TO SHOW A GIRL A HOLIDAY. 308 00:10:55,689 --> 00:10:56,987 - LOOK CLOSELY, LASSIE. 309 00:10:56,989 --> 00:10:58,856 LIFE AS WE KNOW IT HAS COME TO A HALT. 310 00:10:58,858 --> 00:11:02,927 CHECK OUT THE UNSOLD HALLOWEEN CANDY. 311 00:11:02,929 --> 00:11:05,363 - FEWER CAVITIES. THAT'S GOOD. 312 00:11:05,365 --> 00:11:08,499 - SEE ALL THE TOYS THAT KIDS WON'T BE GETTING THIS CHRISTMAS? 313 00:11:08,501 --> 00:11:10,335 [toys whirring] 314 00:11:13,874 --> 00:11:15,807 - KIDS ARE TOO MATERIALISTIC ANYWAY. 315 00:11:15,809 --> 00:11:18,475 - DAMN IT, DON'T YOU HAVE ANY CONSCIENCE AT ALL? 316 00:11:18,477 --> 00:11:21,746 - NOW WHAT HORRIBLE CONSEQUENCES FOLLOW THE DISAPPEARANCE 317 00:11:21,748 --> 00:11:23,147 OF GUY FAWKES DAY? 318 00:11:23,149 --> 00:11:25,283 - WOW, LOOK AT THAT. 319 00:11:27,320 --> 00:11:28,886 - YOU SEE, DARIA? 320 00:11:28,888 --> 00:11:31,121 YOU REALLY HAD A WONDERFUL LIFE. 321 00:11:31,123 --> 00:11:33,658 - WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? 322 00:11:33,660 --> 00:11:34,926 - SHAVING CREAM? 323 00:11:34,928 --> 00:11:37,261 - STUPID. MORONIC. 324 00:11:37,263 --> 00:11:39,363 - UH-HUH. - UTTER TRIPE. 325 00:11:39,365 --> 00:11:40,532 - YEAH, I GOT, LIKE... 326 00:11:40,534 --> 00:11:43,435 - OH, WHAT'S WITH THIS FAKE COBWEB STUFF? 327 00:11:43,437 --> 00:11:44,869 - I'M ON THE PHONE. 328 00:11:44,871 --> 00:11:46,170 AND WHAT DO YOU MEAN, FAKE? 329 00:11:46,172 --> 00:11:47,572 - YUCK. 330 00:11:47,574 --> 00:11:49,908 - HAVE YOU NOTICED HOW COMPLETELY IMBECILIC 331 00:11:49,910 --> 00:11:50,942 YOUR COUNTRY IS? 332 00:11:50,944 --> 00:11:52,110 - OH, REALLY? 333 00:11:52,112 --> 00:11:53,411 - HE'S CUTE. 334 00:11:53,413 --> 00:11:55,613 SO WHY DO I WANT TO DECK HIM ALL THE TIME? 335 00:11:55,615 --> 00:11:58,649 - HEY, I CAN'T FIND ANY SUGAR-COATED COOKIES. 336 00:11:58,651 --> 00:12:00,117 WHERE'S YOUR CHRISTMAS SPIRIT? 337 00:12:00,119 --> 00:12:02,687 - I THOUGHT I DIDN'T NEED CHRISTMAS SPIRIT ANYMORE. 338 00:12:02,689 --> 00:12:05,623 - YOU DON'T, BUT I NEED ONE OF THOSE LITTLE COTTAGES 339 00:12:05,625 --> 00:12:07,091 ALL MADE OUT OF GINGERBREAD. 340 00:12:07,093 --> 00:12:09,827 - I'M AFRAID WE'RE FRESH OUT OF HOUSE-SHAPED FOOD. 341 00:12:09,829 --> 00:12:11,429 - FIGURES. - HOLD ON. 342 00:12:11,431 --> 00:12:12,663 YOU GOT A LICENSE? 343 00:12:12,665 --> 00:12:14,199 - A LEARNER'S PERMIT. 344 00:12:14,201 --> 00:12:16,834 - [scoffs] YOU THINK YOUR DAD COULD DRIVE ME AND SOME FRIENDS 345 00:12:16,836 --> 00:12:19,237 TO A RICH NEIGHBORHOOD WITH A LOT OF TREES? 346 00:12:19,239 --> 00:12:20,905 - UH, I DON'T KNOW. 347 00:12:20,907 --> 00:12:22,940 - JUST GET THE TOILET PAPER, MEET ME OUT FRONT, 348 00:12:22,942 --> 00:12:24,375 AND WE'LL PLAY IT BY EAR. 349 00:12:24,377 --> 00:12:26,377 OH, AND DON'T FORGET THE EGGS. 350 00:12:26,379 --> 00:12:27,645 - WHAT'S THAT ABOUT? 351 00:12:27,647 --> 00:12:29,013 - AREN'T YOU NOSY? 352 00:12:29,015 --> 00:12:31,549 YOU REALLY KNOW HOW TO MAKE SOMEONE NOT FEEL AT HOME. 353 00:12:31,551 --> 00:12:33,317 - EXCUSE ME, BUT THIS IS MY HOME. 354 00:12:33,319 --> 00:12:34,319 - DO YOU OWN IT? 355 00:12:34,321 --> 00:12:35,453 - NO. 356 00:12:35,455 --> 00:12:38,056 - THEN IT'S NOT REALLY YOURS, IS IT? 357 00:12:38,058 --> 00:12:41,926 - OKAY, FREELOADERS, THERE'S NOT A BAKED GOOD IN THE PLACE. 358 00:12:41,928 --> 00:12:44,428 SO I GUESS IT'S TIME TO GO TO TRENT'S AND REHEARSE. 359 00:12:44,430 --> 00:12:46,330 - GOOD, MAYBE WE'LL SOUND DECENT FOR ONCE. 360 00:12:46,332 --> 00:12:47,831 - SHUT UP. - YOU SHUT UP. 361 00:12:47,833 --> 00:12:48,932 - BOTH OF YOU SHUT UP. 362 00:12:48,934 --> 00:12:50,534 [mingled arguing] 363 00:12:50,536 --> 00:12:53,204 - WELL, NOW WE KNOW WHY PEOPLE ONLY WANT THEM 364 00:12:53,206 --> 00:12:54,505 TO COME AROUND ONCE A YEAR. 365 00:12:54,507 --> 00:12:57,842 - REALLY, LET'S JUST HOPE WE NEVER MEET LEAP YEAR. 366 00:12:57,844 --> 00:12:59,444 - AREN'T YOUR PARENTS FREAKING OUT? 367 00:12:59,446 --> 00:13:01,712 - MY PARENTS AREN'T QUITE THEMSELVES. 368 00:13:01,714 --> 00:13:04,082 - HEY, KIDS, ISN'T IT A GREAT DAY? 369 00:13:04,084 --> 00:13:06,617 DON'T YOU JUST LOVE IT WHEN IT'S OVERCAST? 370 00:13:06,619 --> 00:13:07,819 - OKAY, BE QUIET. 371 00:13:07,821 --> 00:13:10,822 - DARIA, YOU'VE MADE SOME NEW FRIENDS. 372 00:13:10,824 --> 00:13:12,190 RACE YOU TO THE BEDROOM, HONEY. 373 00:13:12,192 --> 00:13:13,457 - YOU'RE ON. 374 00:13:13,459 --> 00:13:14,892 - SHUT UP. - DON'T TALK TO ME THAT WAY. 375 00:13:14,894 --> 00:13:16,727 - OKAY, THE MALL I DON'T MIND. 376 00:13:16,729 --> 00:13:18,963 I CAN HANDLE SHARING SPACE WITH JERKS. 377 00:13:18,965 --> 00:13:20,898 BUT THIS IS THE LAST STRAW. 378 00:13:20,900 --> 00:13:22,900 I THINK WE HAVE TO GO TO HOLIDAY ISLAND. 379 00:13:22,902 --> 00:13:24,068 - I GUESS SO. 380 00:13:24,070 --> 00:13:25,536 LET'S FIND THOSE OTHER TWO GUYS. 381 00:13:25,538 --> 00:13:28,639 [knocking] 382 00:13:28,641 --> 00:13:32,009 - MMM. MMM-MMM. 383 00:13:44,257 --> 00:13:47,592 - WOW, HOLIDAY ISLAND HAS A GOOD TIME CHINESE RESTAURANT TOO? 384 00:13:47,594 --> 00:13:48,593 - IT'S A CHAIN. 385 00:13:48,595 --> 00:13:49,961 - WHERE ARE ALL THE HOLIDAYS? 386 00:13:49,963 --> 00:13:51,196 THIS PLACE LOOKS DEAD. 387 00:13:51,198 --> 00:13:53,798 - THIS IS JUST FOR THE TOURISTS, DUDE. 388 00:13:53,800 --> 00:13:56,267 - YEAH, ALL THE HOLIDAYS ARE OVER THERE. 389 00:13:56,269 --> 00:13:57,268 - OH, NO. 390 00:14:00,440 --> 00:14:01,905 - THIS IS JUST LIKE A HIGH SCHOOL. 391 00:14:01,907 --> 00:14:04,442 - YOU KNOW, I GET THE FEELING WE'LL BE SAYING THAT 392 00:14:04,444 --> 00:14:05,510 ALL OUR LIVES. 393 00:14:05,512 --> 00:14:07,344 - IT ONLY SEEMS LIKE HIGH SCHOOL. 394 00:14:07,346 --> 00:14:08,813 ACTUALLY, IT'S MUCH WORSE. 395 00:14:08,815 --> 00:14:11,082 - THAT'S WHAT WE'LL BE SAYING ALL OUR LIVES. 396 00:14:11,084 --> 00:14:12,684 - WHO ARE ALL THESE HOLIDAYS? 397 00:14:12,686 --> 00:14:14,151 - BUNCH OF SAINTS DAYS. 398 00:14:14,153 --> 00:14:15,320 WHO CAN KEEP TRACK? 399 00:14:15,322 --> 00:14:16,921 - THIS DOESN'T SEEM SO BAD. 400 00:14:16,923 --> 00:14:17,922 WHAT'S THE PROBLEM? 401 00:14:17,924 --> 00:14:19,056 - THE PROBLEM? 402 00:14:19,058 --> 00:14:20,825 EVER SINCE CHRISTMAS AND HALLOWEEN LEFT, 403 00:14:20,827 --> 00:14:22,927 THE SOCIAL ORDER HAS GONE TOTALLY HAYWIRE. 404 00:14:22,929 --> 00:14:26,163 - THEY WERE, LIKE, THE TWO COOLEST KIDS IN SCHOOL. 405 00:14:26,165 --> 00:14:27,432 THEY RAN THE PLACE. 406 00:14:27,434 --> 00:14:28,433 - THAT'S RIGHT. 407 00:14:28,435 --> 00:14:29,801 THANKSGIVING TRIED TO STEP UP, 408 00:14:29,803 --> 00:14:31,636 BUT HE'S GOT A LOT OF SCREWED UP FAMILY PROBLEMS 409 00:14:31,638 --> 00:14:33,471 AND ALWAYS GETS DEPRESSED BY THE END OF THE DAY. 410 00:14:33,473 --> 00:14:35,372 - SO NOW WHO'S IN CHARGE? 411 00:14:35,374 --> 00:14:36,841 - PRESIDENT'S DAY. 412 00:14:36,843 --> 00:14:39,243 - YO, ARBOR DAY, SANDALS? 413 00:14:39,245 --> 00:14:40,812 WHAT DID WE SAY ABOUT FOOTWEAR? 414 00:14:40,814 --> 00:14:42,780 - BUT-- - I CANNOT TELL A LIE. 415 00:14:42,782 --> 00:14:44,849 YOU ARE HATCHET CITY, MAN. 416 00:14:44,851 --> 00:14:45,849 - YES, SIR. 417 00:14:45,851 --> 00:14:46,850 - HEY, VETERANS DAY, 418 00:14:46,852 --> 00:14:48,753 TAKE CARE OF THIS GUY. 419 00:14:48,755 --> 00:14:51,456 OF THE PEOPLE, BY THE PEOPLE... 420 00:14:51,458 --> 00:14:53,458 - FOR THE PRESIDENTS. 421 00:14:53,460 --> 00:14:56,794 - AND THEY SEEMED SO NICE IN THE APPLIANCE STORE ADS. 422 00:14:56,796 --> 00:14:58,930 - UH-OH, HERE COMES MEMORIAL DAY. 423 00:14:58,932 --> 00:15:00,398 - YOU GOT TO HELP ME. 424 00:15:00,400 --> 00:15:02,666 LINCOLN'S GONNA MAKE ME RECITE THE PLEDGE OF ALLEGIANCE. 425 00:15:02,668 --> 00:15:04,002 CALL HIM OFF. 426 00:15:04,004 --> 00:15:06,237 - ALL RIGHT, YOU WIN. WE'LL HELP. 427 00:15:06,239 --> 00:15:08,072 I HAVE AN IDEA. 428 00:15:11,111 --> 00:15:12,109 - GET OFF ME. 429 00:15:12,111 --> 00:15:13,177 [grunting and groaning] 430 00:15:13,179 --> 00:15:14,812 - HEY, JANEY, DARIA. 431 00:15:14,814 --> 00:15:16,647 - HEY. - WHAT'S GOING ON? 432 00:15:16,649 --> 00:15:17,682 - REHEARSAL. 433 00:15:17,684 --> 00:15:18,816 - INTERESTING SOUND. 434 00:15:18,818 --> 00:15:20,050 WHAT'S REALLY GOING ON? 435 00:15:20,052 --> 00:15:22,720 - CHRISTMAS AND GUY FAWKES DAY ARE PISSED OFF 436 00:15:22,722 --> 00:15:25,690 BECAUSE HALLOWEEN GOT A JOB AT COFFEE CAFE, 437 00:15:25,692 --> 00:15:27,958 AND SHE DOESN'T WANT TO SHARE HER PAYCHECK. 438 00:15:27,960 --> 00:15:29,927 - WHY WOULD SHE WANT TO SHARE HER PAYCHECK? 439 00:15:29,929 --> 00:15:31,062 - EXACTLY. 440 00:15:31,064 --> 00:15:32,163 - GET YOUR OWN JOB. 441 00:15:32,165 --> 00:15:34,332 - POURING COFFEE'S FOR WANKERS. 442 00:15:34,334 --> 00:15:35,633 - HUH? - OKAY, EVERYBODY. 443 00:15:35,635 --> 00:15:37,068 - WHAT? - ENOUGH. 444 00:15:37,070 --> 00:15:39,770 WHAT WOULD YOU SAY IF I TOLD YOU I GOT YOU A PAYING GIG? 445 00:15:39,772 --> 00:15:43,541 - WELL, I'D PROBABLY SAY... 446 00:15:43,543 --> 00:15:44,842 BOLLOCKS. 447 00:15:44,844 --> 00:15:46,744 BUT THAT'S JUST A NATURAL REFLEX. 448 00:15:46,746 --> 00:15:49,112 - SHUT UP. - NO, YOU SHUT UP. 449 00:15:49,114 --> 00:15:51,782 WHERE ARE WE PLAYING? 450 00:15:51,784 --> 00:15:53,751 - BUT PROMS ARE FOR TOSSERS. 451 00:15:53,753 --> 00:15:56,053 - COME ON. A GIG'S A GIG. 452 00:15:56,055 --> 00:16:00,791 - WHOA, DARIA, YOU REALLY KNOW A LOT ABOUT MUSIC. 453 00:16:00,793 --> 00:16:03,327 - HONEY, HOW LONG HAS IT BEEN SINCE WE TOOK A WALK? 454 00:16:03,329 --> 00:16:04,729 - TOO LONG. 455 00:16:04,731 --> 00:16:07,231 FROM NOW ON, LET'S WALK EVERY DAY. 456 00:16:07,233 --> 00:16:08,733 - HI, GUYS, WHERE ARE WE GOING? 457 00:16:08,735 --> 00:16:09,834 - QUINN. 458 00:16:09,836 --> 00:16:11,769 WELL, YOUR FATHER AND I ARE TAKING A WALK, 459 00:16:11,771 --> 00:16:13,437 JUST A BORING OLD WALK. 460 00:16:13,439 --> 00:16:17,941 - YEAH, A DUMB OLD STUPID WALK AROUND THE NEIGHBORHOOD. 461 00:16:17,943 --> 00:16:20,411 DOESN'T SOUND LIKE MUCH FUN, DOES IT? 462 00:16:20,413 --> 00:16:22,847 - AU CONTRAIRE, SOUNDS GREAT. 463 00:16:22,849 --> 00:16:24,482 LET'S GO, JUST US GUYS. 464 00:16:24,484 --> 00:16:27,084 - YOU'RE NOT EMBARRASSED TO BE SEEN WITH US? 465 00:16:27,086 --> 00:16:28,853 WHAT IF ONE OF YOUR FELLOWS COME BY? 466 00:16:28,855 --> 00:16:31,255 - [thinking] MUST BE STRONG, QUINN. 467 00:16:31,257 --> 00:16:32,356 BE STRONG. 468 00:16:32,358 --> 00:16:34,492 [out loud] EMBARRASSED? OF COURSE NOT. 469 00:16:34,494 --> 00:16:38,362 HANGING OUT WITH YOUR PARENTS IS CONSIDERED COOL THESE DAYS. 470 00:16:38,364 --> 00:16:40,398 [thinking] QUINN, YOU RULE. 471 00:16:40,400 --> 00:16:41,498 [stereo blaring rock music] 472 00:16:41,500 --> 00:16:42,833 - HEY, QUINN. 473 00:16:42,835 --> 00:16:44,168 UH-OH, KEEP DRIVING. 474 00:16:44,170 --> 00:16:45,403 SHE MUST BE IN TROUBLE. 475 00:16:45,405 --> 00:16:47,071 [tires squeal] 476 00:16:50,343 --> 00:16:53,077 - I CAN'T BELIEVE WE LET YOU TALK US INTO COMING BACK. 477 00:16:53,079 --> 00:16:55,012 - REALLY, IS ANY GIG WORTH THIS? 478 00:16:55,014 --> 00:16:57,515 - COME ON, THE SHOW MUST GO ON OR SOMETHING. 479 00:16:57,517 --> 00:16:58,582 - FINALLY. 480 00:16:58,584 --> 00:16:59,883 HURRY UP AND GET INSIDE. 481 00:16:59,885 --> 00:17:00,918 PEOPLE WANT TO DANCE. 482 00:17:00,920 --> 00:17:02,353 - YOU'RE THE DJ? 483 00:17:02,355 --> 00:17:03,988 THAT'S IT. WE'RE BOYCOTTING. 484 00:17:03,990 --> 00:17:06,858 - UH-OH. 485 00:17:06,860 --> 00:17:09,927 - THE PRESIDENTS AREN'T GONNA LIKE THIS. 486 00:17:09,929 --> 00:17:11,195 OR MAYBE THEY WILL. 487 00:17:11,197 --> 00:17:14,732 - YOU MEAN THOSE COLONIAL WANKERS ARE IN CHARGE? 488 00:17:14,734 --> 00:17:17,568 - NOT ANYMORE. 489 00:17:17,570 --> 00:17:20,571 - ALL RIGHT, I HOPE YOU PEOPLE ARE READY TO DANCE 490 00:17:20,573 --> 00:17:24,875 BECAUSE WE HAVE WITH US TONIGHT ALL THE WAY FROM LAWNDALE 491 00:17:24,877 --> 00:17:27,411 THE HOLIDAYS. 492 00:17:27,413 --> 00:17:29,814 [cheering] 493 00:17:29,816 --> 00:17:30,948 - HOLD ON. 494 00:17:30,950 --> 00:17:33,351 THEY SAID THEY WERE TOO GOOD FOR US. 495 00:17:33,353 --> 00:17:35,886 - YEAH, FOUR SCORE AND SEVEN YEARS-- 496 00:17:35,888 --> 00:17:37,655 - SHUT UP. WE WANT TO DANCE. 497 00:17:37,657 --> 00:17:40,023 - GET OFF THE STAGE, NIB-KNOB. 498 00:17:40,025 --> 00:17:42,125 [all booing] 499 00:17:43,929 --> 00:17:46,997 - WELL, HISTORY IS JUST AS POPULAR HERE 500 00:17:46,999 --> 00:17:48,365 AS IT IS IN LAWNDALE. 501 00:17:48,367 --> 00:17:51,501 - ALL RIGHT, THE HOLIDAYS. 502 00:17:51,503 --> 00:17:52,669 [cheers and applause] 503 00:17:52,671 --> 00:17:55,105 - ♪ SO I'M A BLEEDIN' HOLIDAY ♪ 504 00:17:55,107 --> 00:17:57,575 ♪ THERE'S MORE TO MY LIFE THAN THAT, I SAY ♪ 505 00:17:57,577 --> 00:17:59,943 ♪ I GOT NORMAL DREAMS, NORMAL DESIRES ♪ 506 00:17:59,945 --> 00:18:02,279 ♪ WANT TO DRIVE A NORMAL CAR WITH NORMAL TIRES ♪ 507 00:18:02,281 --> 00:18:03,881 ♪ YEAH, I'M A TEEN HOLIDAY ♪ 508 00:18:03,883 --> 00:18:04,881 ♪ AND IT SUCKS ♪ 509 00:18:04,883 --> 00:18:06,250 ♪ I'M A TEEN HOLIDAY ♪ 510 00:18:06,252 --> 00:18:07,385 ♪ AND IT SUCKS ♪ 511 00:18:07,387 --> 00:18:08,652 ♪ I'M A TEEN HOLIDAY ♪ 512 00:18:08,654 --> 00:18:09,887 ♪ AND IT SUCKS ♪ 513 00:18:09,889 --> 00:18:11,155 ♪ I'M A TEEN HOLIDAY ♪ 514 00:18:11,157 --> 00:18:12,189 ♪ AND IT SUCKS ♪ 515 00:18:12,191 --> 00:18:13,624 ♪ YEAH ♪ 516 00:18:13,626 --> 00:18:14,892 ♪ OH YEAH ♪ 517 00:18:14,894 --> 00:18:17,061 [applause] 518 00:18:17,063 --> 00:18:19,497 [singing gibberish] 519 00:18:23,369 --> 00:18:26,070 THAT WAS ABSOLUTELY BRILLIANT. 520 00:18:26,072 --> 00:18:28,606 - WE'VE GOT PARTIES BOOKED FOR THE NEXT YEAR. 521 00:18:28,608 --> 00:18:29,873 THIS IS AWESOME. 522 00:18:29,875 --> 00:18:32,710 - UM, I KIND OF HAVE TO GET BACK TO MY BAND. 523 00:18:32,712 --> 00:18:34,044 WE'RE VOTING ON A NEW NAME. 524 00:18:34,046 --> 00:18:35,379 - BUT WE NEED YOU. 525 00:18:35,381 --> 00:18:37,815 COME ON, MAN, WE'RE MAKING ELECTRONICA HISTORY. 526 00:18:37,817 --> 00:18:39,016 - HEY, NO PROBLEM. 527 00:18:39,018 --> 00:18:40,484 I FOUND YOU A REPLACEMENT. 528 00:18:40,486 --> 00:18:43,321 MEET HOLIDAY ISLAND'S NUMBER ONE HARPSICHORD PLAYER, 529 00:18:43,323 --> 00:18:45,589 ACOUSTIC AND ELECTRIC. 530 00:18:45,591 --> 00:18:47,257 - LET'S SHRED. 531 00:18:47,259 --> 00:18:48,558 - I LIKE IT. 532 00:18:48,560 --> 00:18:49,794 MAN, YOU'RE IN. 533 00:18:49,796 --> 00:18:52,630 - SHOULD I CARE THAT NONE OF THIS MAKES ANY SENSE? 534 00:18:52,632 --> 00:18:53,930 - NOPE. 535 00:18:53,932 --> 00:18:56,567 THIS IS THE BEST CHRISTMAS, HALLOWEEN, VALENTINES, 536 00:18:56,569 --> 00:19:00,337 ST. PATRICK'S, PRESIDENT'S AND GUY FAWKES DAY EVER. 537 00:19:00,339 --> 00:19:03,641 - AND WE DIDN'T EVEN HAVE TO BUY A STUPID CARD. 538 00:19:03,643 --> 00:19:04,808 - BYE. - SO LONG. 539 00:19:04,810 --> 00:19:06,377 - OKAY, YEAH, WELL-- - CATCH YOU LATER. 540 00:19:06,379 --> 00:19:07,712 - BYE. - LATER, MAN, TAKE IT EASY. 541 00:19:07,714 --> 00:19:08,846 - I THANK YOU KINDLY. 542 00:19:08,848 --> 00:19:10,214 YOU'VE SAVED THE HOLIDAYS. 543 00:19:10,216 --> 00:19:11,582 - ALL IN A DAY'S WORK. 544 00:19:11,584 --> 00:19:14,151 - AND IF THERE'S EVER ANYTHING I CAN DO FOR YOU, 545 00:19:14,153 --> 00:19:16,654 WHEN YOU'VE REACHED THE LEGAL DRINKING AGE THAT IS, 546 00:19:16,656 --> 00:19:17,722 LET ME KNOW. 547 00:19:17,724 --> 00:19:19,223 - WHAT ABOUT MY PARENTS? 548 00:19:19,225 --> 00:19:21,058 CAN YOU AT LEAST RECOMMEND A DOCTOR? 549 00:19:21,060 --> 00:19:22,727 - NO NEED, DUDE. 550 00:19:22,729 --> 00:19:24,294 - YOU KNOW, QUINN, 551 00:19:24,296 --> 00:19:26,997 IT'S BEEN KIND OF NICE HAVING YOU AROUND SO MUCH LATELY. 552 00:19:26,999 --> 00:19:29,399 - IT HAS BEEN NICE, VERY NICE. 553 00:19:29,401 --> 00:19:30,901 - NICE? 554 00:19:30,903 --> 00:19:35,339 IT'S BEEN THE MOST BORING, WORST TIME IN MY ENTIRE LIFE. 555 00:19:35,341 --> 00:19:37,074 GO AHEAD AND HAVE YOUR STUPID BABY. 556 00:19:37,076 --> 00:19:39,476 I CAN'T TAKE THIS ANYMORE. 557 00:19:39,478 --> 00:19:40,578 - YOU'RE PREGNANT? 558 00:19:40,580 --> 00:19:41,846 - OF COURSE NOT. 559 00:19:41,848 --> 00:19:43,581 - WE CAN'T HAVE ANOTHER KID, HELEN. 560 00:19:43,583 --> 00:19:45,749 - WELL, I'M NOT PREGNANT. 561 00:19:45,751 --> 00:19:48,186 AND THAT'S NOT A VERY NICE THING TO SAY, BY THE WAY. 562 00:19:48,188 --> 00:19:49,720 - HEY, WHAT'S GOING ON? 563 00:19:49,722 --> 00:19:52,723 - ABSOLUTELY NOTHING, AND I AM SICK OF IT. 564 00:19:52,725 --> 00:19:54,292 I CAN'T CONTINUE TO LIVE MY LIFE 565 00:19:54,294 --> 00:19:56,093 LIKE SOME KIND OF MONK IN A NUNNERY. 566 00:19:56,095 --> 00:19:57,428 - ACTUALLY... 567 00:19:57,430 --> 00:19:58,662 - WELL, DON'T BLAME ME. 568 00:19:58,664 --> 00:20:00,865 - OH, OH-- - GET OFF MY BACK, HELEN. 569 00:20:00,867 --> 00:20:02,333 LEAVE ME THE HELL ALONE. 570 00:20:02,335 --> 00:20:05,002 - GOD BLESS US, EVERY ONE. 571 00:20:05,004 --> 00:20:07,004 - ♪ LA-LA LA LA-LA ♪ 572 00:20:07,006 --> 00:20:10,007 [driving rock music] 573 00:20:10,009 --> 00:20:17,949 ♪ ♪ 574 00:20:19,785 --> 00:20:21,485 ♪ LA LA LA ♪ 575 00:20:21,487 --> 00:20:24,555 ♪ ♪ 576 00:20:24,557 --> 00:20:26,190 ♪ LA LA LA ♪ 577 00:20:26,192 --> 00:20:29,260 ♪ ♪ 578 00:20:29,262 --> 00:20:31,829 ♪ LA LA LA ♪ 579 00:20:31,831 --> 00:20:34,765 Captioning by CaptionMax www.captionmax.com 580 00:20:40,739 --> 00:20:42,406 ♪ LA-LA LA LA-LA ♪ 581 00:20:45,478 --> 00:20:47,111 ♪ LA-LA LA LA-LA ♪