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- ♪ LA-LA LA LA-LA ♪
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♪ LA-LA LA LA-LA ♪
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- THE WORLD'S LARGEST
NATIVITY SCENE IN AUGUST?
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ATLANTA MALL MANAGER
GIFFORD JONES.
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- NATIVITIES MEAN CHRISTMAS,
AND CHRISTMAS MEANS REVENUE.
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DON'T HAVE TO BE A WISE MAN
TO FIGURE THAT OUT.
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- THE SAVIOR WENT DOWN
TO GEORGIA TONIGHT
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ON SICK, SAD WORLD.
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- COULD THEY MAKE THE HOLIDAYS
ANY MORE VULGAR?
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- I HOPE SO.
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- WHAT?
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- THE MORE DEBASED THEY BECOME,
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THE LESS REASON THERE IS
TO CELEBRATE THEM.
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THAT MEANS THE LESS REASON
FOR MY FAMILY TO GET TOGETHER
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UNTIL, PRESTO, I'M FINALLY ALONE
ON THANKSGIVING
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WITH A TV DINNER.
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- SOMETIMES I WONDER
IF YOU'RE TOO CYNICAL
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EVEN FOR ME.
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- REALLY? YOU THINK?
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- NO.
I WAS BEING SARCASTIC.
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- NOT ANOTHER STEP, LASSIE.
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- ALL RIGHT, I'LL SIGN.
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- WHAT?
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- YOUR PETITION FOR AN
ALTERNATIVE LIFESTYLES PARADE.
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WHERE'S THE PEN?
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- WE NEED TO SPEAK TO YOU, MISS.
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- IT'S COOL.
WE COME IN PEACE.
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- WHO ARE YOU?
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- SORRY, WE CAN'T TELL YOU.
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WE'RE ON A SECRET MISSION.
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- FOR NOW, LET'S JUST SAY HE'S
THE ST. PATRICK'S DAY LEPRECHAUN
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AND I'M CUPID.
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- OH, YOU IDIOT.
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THAT'S WHO WE REALLY ARE.
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- DUDE, YOU AND I KNOW THAT,
BUT THIS CHICK DOESN'T.
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- WELL, NOW THAT YOU'VE SPILLED
THE BEANS
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AND ADMITTED YOU'RE CRAZY,
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TELL ME ABOUT
THE SECRET MISSION.
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- WE HAVE REASON TO BELIEVE
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THAT CHRISTMAS, HALLOWEEN,
AND GUY FAWKES DAY
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HAVE LEFT HOLIDAY ISLAND
AND COME HERE TO LAWNDALE.
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- GUY FAWKES DAY?
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- ENGLISH DUDE.
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- THE BASTARD.
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- AND WHERE IS HOLIDAY ISLAND?
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- WE'RE SUPPOSED TO SAY
IN YOUR HEART,
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BUT, REALLY, IT'S THROUGH
A DIMENSIONAL WORMHOLE
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IN BACK OF THE GOOD TIME
CHINESE RESTAURANT.
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- OH, CHRISTMAS, HALLOWEEN,
AND GUY FAWKES DAY
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CAME TO LAWNDALE
FOR CHINESE FOOD.
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- OF COURSE NOT.
THAT'S JUST STUPID.
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THEY CAME HERE TO START A BAND.
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- KIND OF A HIP-HOP, PUNK,
ELECTRONICA VIBE.
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THEY'RE NOT BAD,
BUT THEY NEED A GUITAR PLAYER.
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OH.
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- SHUT UP.
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ARE YOU GONNA HELP US
GET THEM BACK OR NOT?
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- OH, CERTAINLY.
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YOU JUST PROVED TO ME THAT
YOU'RE REALLY A LEPRECHAUN
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AND HE'S REALLY CUPID.
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AND MY WINGED HORSE PEGASUS
AND I WILL BE AT YOUR SERVICE.
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- SOUNDS FAIR.
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HERE THEN, SMELL THIS.
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[exhales forcefully]
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- GROSS, BEER.
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- GREEN BEER.
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AND I DON'T EVEN DRINK.
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IT'S CONGENITAL.
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- THAT DOESN'T PROVE ANYTHING.
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- MY TURN.
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NOW, YOU SHOULD FEEL RELAXED
AND WARM.
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EVERYTHING IS COOL.
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EVERYTHING IS LOVE, BABY.
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AND THE NEXT WORD
OUT OF YOUR MOUTH
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WILL BE THAT PARTICULAR SOMEONE
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WHO MAKES YOU FEEL
LIKE QUEEN CLEOPATRA.
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- TRENT.
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OH.
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- OH.
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- NOW SHE'S DEFINITELY NOT
GONNA HELP US.
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- I KNOW, BUT IT'S STILL
A COOL TRICK.
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- MAYBE TO YOU.
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AND TURN OFF
THAT BLEEDIN' MUSIC.
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- SORRY.
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- DARIA, WHAT HAPPENED?
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- ARE YOU OKAY?
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- YEAH.
- JAKE, I'M ON IT.
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- OH.
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- THAT DOESN'T MEAN
YOU CAN TAKE A BREAK.
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- YOU SAID YOU WERE ON IT.
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- DID SHE GIVE US UP?
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- I CAN'T TELL, DUDE.
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HER PARENTS ARE ALL LIKE,
BLAH, BLAH, BLAH.
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- THEN SHUT THEM UP.
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- RIGHT.
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HELLO, LOVERS.
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- HOW CAN ANYONE HAVE SO LITTLE
INSTINCT FOR PARENTING?
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[electrical zapping]
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- BULL'S-EYE.
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- YOU'RE RIGHT.
IT'S ALL MY FAULT.
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I DON'T DESERVE YOU, HELEN.
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- OH, YES, YOU DO, JAKEY.
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- THIS IS NOT HAPPENING.
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- WHAT DID SHE SAY?
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- NEVER MIND THAT.
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WE'RE ALONE.
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BLISSFULLY--
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- ALONE.
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[smooching sounds]
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- DAD, CAN I HAVE A--
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EW.
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I NEED A SHOWER.
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- COOL THOUGHTS.
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A RIVER RUNNING TO THE OCEAN
FAR FROM HERE.
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[knocking]
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- SO YOU'LL HELP US, RIGHT?
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- WHY NOT?
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I'M OBVIOUSLY HAVING SOME KIND
OF NERVOUS BREAKDOWN.
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I'LL JUST RIDE IT OUT
AND SEE WHERE IT TAKES ME,
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ZELDA FITZGERALD STYLE.
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[knocking on door]
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- DARIA, SOMETHING'S WRONG
WITH MOM AND DAD.
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WHO ARE YOU TALKING TO?
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- UM, MY IMAGINARY FRIEND.
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- OKAY, I'LL COME BACK.
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- THE GIRL MUSTN'T KNOW
ABOUT US.
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- RIGHT, BECAUSE YOU CAN'T
BE SEEN BY OTHER MORTALS.
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- SEEING IS OKAY.
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IT'S HAVING TO TALK
TO THAT LITTLE TWIT
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THAT'D DRIVE US CRAZY.
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- ARE WE DONE HERE?
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YOU'RE GETTING HEAVY.
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- OH, SHUT UP, YOU BLOODY--
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IDIOT!
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- WHAT WAS THAT?
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- MY IMAGINARY FRIEND FELL DOWN.
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- GOD, DARIA,
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EVEN YOUR IMAGINARY FRIENDS
ARE EMBARRASSING.
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- WELL, YOU LEAD AN INTERESTING
LIFE WHEN I'M NOT AROUND.
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HAVE YOU BEEN DRINKING
SOME OUT-OF-SEASON NOG PERHAPS?
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- LOOK, I FEEL STUPID ENOUGH
AS IT IT.
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JUST DON'T TELL--
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- HEY, TRENT, DARIA WAS
WONDERING IF YOU'VE HEARD
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OF ANY NEW HIP-HOP PUNK
ELECTRONICA BANDS IN TOWN,
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AND IF SO, DO THEY INCLUDE
CHRISTMAS, HALLOWEEN,
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AND GUY FAWKES DAY?
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- JANE.
- YEAH.
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THEY'RE COMING OVER TO JAM.
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both: WHAT?
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all: YO.
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- YO.
- YO.
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- OH, GOD.
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YOU'RE CHRISTMAS, RIGHT?
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- I PREFER X.
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- SHORT FOR X-MAS.
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- I GOT IT.
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- YOU KNOW THESE GUYS, DARIA?
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- WELL, I KNOW THEY'RE WANTED
BACK AT HOLIDAY ISLAND.
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- THIS IS WHY WE NEED
CLOSED REHEARSALS, MAN.
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- GREAT, A WEEK IN TOWN
AND WE'VE GOT OUR FIRST NARC.
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- BOLLOCKS.
- COME ON, MAN.
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DARIA'S COOL.
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- SHE DOESN'T ACT
LIKE SHE'S COOL.
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- SURE, SHE'S COOL.
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COME ON, DARIA,
DO SOMETHING COOL.
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- UM, ANYONE FOR PIZZA?
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MY TREAT.
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- THIS CHICK IS COOL.
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- WHAT DO YOU CARE
IF WE GO BACK TO HOLIDAY ISLAND?
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- ALL I CARE ABOUT
IS THAT THIS DREAM
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ISN'T THE FIRST SIGN
OF A BRAIN TUMOR.
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- WHAT'S SO BAD
ABOUT HOLIDAY ISLAND ANYWAY?
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- FOR ONE THING, YOU HAVE
TO BE HAPPY ALL THE TIME.
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- HAVE YOU EVER BEEN FORCED
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TO SPREAD LOVE AND JOY
24 HOURS A DAY?
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- I BELIEVE ON THAT ONE
I CAN GO WITH A DEFINITE NO.
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- WELL, IT'S LIKE, MMM,
BOLLOCKS, IS WHAT IT'S LIKE.
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- YEAH, BOLLOCKS.
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- WE THOUGHT WE MIGHT FIND
YOU BURNOUTS HERE.
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- SHUT YOUR GOB,
YOU LITTLE GOON.
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- SOD OFF, YOU BRITISH WANKER.
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- SOCCER RIOT.
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- HEY.
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I'M SORRY,
BUT I CAN'T HELP YOU.
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IF THEY DON'T WANT TO GO BACK
TO HOLIDAY ISLAND,
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I SUPPORT THEIR CHOICE.
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- BUT THEN THERE'LL BE
NO CHRISTMAS OR HALLOWEEN
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OR GUY FAWKES DAY.
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- NO GUY FAWKES DAY?
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WAH.
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- I'M WARNING YOU.
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THIS IS GONNA SCREW UP
THE NATURAL ORDER.
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- THAT'S DARIA'S LIFE MISSION.
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- EXCELLENT.
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THEN MAYBE WE CAN CRASH
AT YOUR HOUSE FOR A WHILE.
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- OH, NO.
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- DON'T BE STUPID, DARIA.
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THAT ENGLISH ONE IS CUTE.
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[jazzy instrumental music]
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♪ ♪
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- OH.
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[laughter]
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[smooching]
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- OH, JAKEY, YES.
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- EW.
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AND THEN AS IF THAT
WEREN'T BAD ENOUGH,
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NOW THEY'RE THINKING
OF HAVING ANOTHER BABY.
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- HOW DO YOU KNOW?
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- WHY ELSE WOULD THEY BE,
YOU KNOW...
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[shudders]
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- WHOA, YEAH.
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THAT IS THE WORST
AND THE CRUELEST THING
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THEY COULD DO TO YOU.
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- IT'S NO FAIR
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MAKING A POPULAR PERSON COMPETE
WITH A NEW BABY.
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- REALLY, THEY'RE SO CUTE
WHEN THEY SMILE AT YOU.
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HELLO, PRECIOUS.
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- SANDY.
- OH, SORRY.
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- I'VE GOT TO FOLLOW THEM AROUND
AND MAKE SURE IT DOESN'T HAPPEN.
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- WELL, TRY NOT
TO STAY UP TOO LATE.
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YOU KNOW WHAT THAT DOES
TO YOUR SKIN.
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- SANDY, YOU'RE SUCH
A GOOD FRIEND.
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- I KNOW.
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- DARIA, WE'VE GOT TO DO
SOMETHING ABOUT MOM AND DAD--
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WHAT'S GOING ON?
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- I'VE GOT THREE FUGITIVE
HOLIDAYS STAYING IN MY ROOM.
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HOW IS YOUR DAY GOING?
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- GREAT.
NOW, WHO ARE THEY REALLY?
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- AS STUPID AS IT SOUNDS,
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THESE ARE ACTUAL HOLIDAY SPIRITS
ON THE RUN FROM THE LAW.
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- THAT'S THE PROBLEM
WITH YOU BRAINS.
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YOU THINK LYING IS CHILD'S PLAY.
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- SEE, CUPID SHOT MOM AND DAD
FULL OF LOVE
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SO I'D HELP HIM GET THESE GUYS
BACK TO HOLIDAY ISLAND.
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- ARE YOU TAKING SOME KIND
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OF EXPERIMENTAL
DEPRESSION MEDICINE?
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- OF COURSE NOT.
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- TOO BAD.
239
00:08:16,262 --> 00:08:18,229
YOU'RE GONNA NEED IT
WHEN THE NEW BABY ARRIVES.
240
00:08:18,231 --> 00:08:19,764
- OH, HE'S NOT A BABY.
241
00:08:19,766 --> 00:08:21,533
HE'S A LEPRECHAUN.
242
00:08:22,836 --> 00:08:24,902
- THAT DARIA CHICK
IS GONNA SCREW EVERYTHING UP
243
00:08:24,904 --> 00:08:26,470
A LOT WORSE THAN SHE THINKS.
244
00:08:26,472 --> 00:08:30,108
- DUDE, RELAX; WE'LL FIND
SOMEBODY ELSE TO HELP US.
245
00:08:30,110 --> 00:08:31,509
- EASY FOR YOU TO RELAX.
246
00:08:31,511 --> 00:08:33,611
YOU HAVEN'T BEEN OPPRESSED
FOR FOUR CENTURIES.
247
00:08:33,613 --> 00:08:34,746
- OH, YEAH?
248
00:08:34,748 --> 00:08:38,349
ANYBODY EVER MAKE YOU FLY AROUND
IN A DIAPER?
249
00:08:38,351 --> 00:08:42,988
JUST LOVE AND BE LOVED
AND TRY TO COOL OUT.
250
00:08:42,990 --> 00:08:45,991
- WILL YOU STOP
WITH THE IDIOTIC VOICE?
251
00:08:45,993 --> 00:08:47,758
IT DOESN'T EVEN SOUND
LIKE ELVIS.
252
00:08:47,760 --> 00:08:49,394
HERE, NOW,
LET ME DO THE TALKING.
253
00:08:49,396 --> 00:08:51,496
- SO THEN I SAID,
"COME ON, LADIES,
254
00:08:51,498 --> 00:08:52,831
LET'S KICK SOME BUTT."
255
00:08:52,833 --> 00:08:55,000
AND I THINK
THAT REALLY MOTIVATED THE GUYS,
256
00:08:55,002 --> 00:08:56,367
CALLING THEM LADIES, I MEAN.
257
00:08:56,369 --> 00:08:59,270
- YOU'RE SO SMART, KEVY.
258
00:08:59,272 --> 00:09:00,304
CAN I HELP YOU?
259
00:09:00,306 --> 00:09:01,706
- 'TIS OUR FOND WISH, LASSIE.
260
00:09:01,708 --> 00:09:04,242
YOU SEE, SOME FRIENDS OF OURS
HAVE COME TO LAWNDALE,
261
00:09:04,244 --> 00:09:06,077
AND WE'RE HOPING YOU CAN HELP
TALK THEM
262
00:09:06,079 --> 00:09:07,212
INTO GOING BACK HOME WITH US.
263
00:09:07,214 --> 00:09:08,313
- NO PROBLEM.
264
00:09:08,315 --> 00:09:10,448
I CAN TALK ANYBODY
INTO DOING ANYTHING.
265
00:09:10,450 --> 00:09:11,516
- YEAH.
266
00:09:11,518 --> 00:09:13,385
HE DOES IT TO ME ALL THE TIME.
267
00:09:13,387 --> 00:09:15,387
- WE'LL JUST TELL 'EM
WHAT A COOL PLACE LAWNDALE IS.
268
00:09:15,389 --> 00:09:17,489
- NO, WE WANT YOU
TO DO THE OPPOSITE.
269
00:09:17,491 --> 00:09:19,558
- [chuckles]
THE OPPOSITE OF WHAT?
270
00:09:19,560 --> 00:09:22,661
- WE WANT YOU TO TALK THEM
INTO LEAVING LAWNDALE.
271
00:09:22,663 --> 00:09:25,030
- BUT THEY JUST GOT HERE,
RIGHT?
272
00:09:25,032 --> 00:09:28,066
- REALLY, YOU DUDES NEED
TO GET YOUR STORIES STRAIGHT.
273
00:09:28,068 --> 00:09:29,968
- WE'RE GONNA NEED
THE SMART CHICK.
274
00:09:29,970 --> 00:09:32,037
AND DON'T TELL ME TO RELAX.
275
00:09:32,039 --> 00:09:35,506
- DUDE, FOR ONCE,
I AGREE WITH YOU.
276
00:09:38,578 --> 00:09:44,181
- AND THAT CONCLUDES THE REPORT
OF THE ACCESSORY COMMITTEE.
277
00:09:44,183 --> 00:09:46,918
- GREAT.
WASN'T THAT GREAT, QUINN?
278
00:09:46,920 --> 00:09:47,952
QUINN?
279
00:09:47,954 --> 00:09:50,154
- OH.
- WHAT'S WRONG, QUINN?
280
00:09:50,156 --> 00:09:53,157
YOU SEEM
UNCHARACTERISTICALLY SLOPPY.
281
00:09:53,159 --> 00:09:54,692
- MY, GOD.
282
00:09:54,694 --> 00:09:56,928
YOU'RE NOT GETTING
A NEW LOOK, ARE YOU?
283
00:09:56,930 --> 00:09:58,663
- HAVEN'T SLEPT.
284
00:09:58,665 --> 00:10:00,031
MUST STAY ALERT.
285
00:10:00,033 --> 00:10:03,268
CAN'T ALLOW PARENTS
TO HAVE BABY.
286
00:10:03,270 --> 00:10:06,804
- QUINN, WHY DON'T YOU GET
THAT GIRL WHO LIVES WITH YOU
287
00:10:06,806 --> 00:10:08,639
TO FOLLOW YOUR PARENTS AROUND?
288
00:10:08,641 --> 00:10:11,443
- SHE HAS HOLIDAYS
STAYING WITH HER.
289
00:10:11,445 --> 00:10:12,510
- HOLIDAYS?
290
00:10:12,512 --> 00:10:15,780
- CHRISTMAS, HALLOWEEN,
AND FOLKS DAY.
291
00:10:15,782 --> 00:10:17,082
- QUINN, HONEY,
292
00:10:17,084 --> 00:10:19,150
I THINK YOU NEED TO TAKE
A LEAVE OF ABSENCE
293
00:10:19,152 --> 00:10:21,352
FROM THE FASHION CLUB.
294
00:10:21,354 --> 00:10:23,287
- WHAT? NO.
295
00:10:23,289 --> 00:10:26,624
- REALLY, GET SOME SLEEP AND
COME BACK WHEN YOU'RE NOT SO--
296
00:10:26,626 --> 00:10:30,061
- CREATIVE.
297
00:10:30,063 --> 00:10:34,833
- [whistling]
298
00:10:34,835 --> 00:10:36,267
NAME THAT TUNE.
299
00:10:36,269 --> 00:10:37,301
- JANE'S THEME?
300
00:10:37,303 --> 00:10:39,104
- DAMN YOU, WOMAN.
301
00:10:39,106 --> 00:10:42,140
- WELL, IF IT ISN'T THE SPIRIT
OF NAGGING AND HIS FRIEND.
302
00:10:42,142 --> 00:10:43,574
- HOW ABOUT A LITTLE WALK?
303
00:10:43,576 --> 00:10:44,676
I'M BUYING.
304
00:10:44,678 --> 00:10:46,077
- YOU'RE BUYING WHAT?
305
00:10:46,079 --> 00:10:48,579
- OH, WE'LL FIGURE IT OUT
WHEN WE GET THERE.
306
00:10:50,817 --> 00:10:52,583
- WELL, THE MALL.
307
00:10:52,585 --> 00:10:55,687
YOU HOLIDAYS SURE KNOW HOW
TO SHOW A GIRL A HOLIDAY.
308
00:10:55,689 --> 00:10:56,987
- LOOK CLOSELY, LASSIE.
309
00:10:56,989 --> 00:10:58,856
LIFE AS WE KNOW IT
HAS COME TO A HALT.
310
00:10:58,858 --> 00:11:02,927
CHECK OUT
THE UNSOLD HALLOWEEN CANDY.
311
00:11:02,929 --> 00:11:05,363
- FEWER CAVITIES.
THAT'S GOOD.
312
00:11:05,365 --> 00:11:08,499
- SEE ALL THE TOYS THAT KIDS
WON'T BE GETTING THIS CHRISTMAS?
313
00:11:08,501 --> 00:11:10,335
[toys whirring]
314
00:11:13,874 --> 00:11:15,807
- KIDS ARE TOO MATERIALISTIC
ANYWAY.
315
00:11:15,809 --> 00:11:18,475
- DAMN IT, DON'T YOU HAVE
ANY CONSCIENCE AT ALL?
316
00:11:18,477 --> 00:11:21,746
- NOW WHAT HORRIBLE CONSEQUENCES
FOLLOW THE DISAPPEARANCE
317
00:11:21,748 --> 00:11:23,147
OF GUY FAWKES DAY?
318
00:11:23,149 --> 00:11:25,283
- WOW, LOOK AT THAT.
319
00:11:27,320 --> 00:11:28,886
- YOU SEE, DARIA?
320
00:11:28,888 --> 00:11:31,121
YOU REALLY HAD A WONDERFUL LIFE.
321
00:11:31,123 --> 00:11:33,658
- WHAT THE HELL
ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?
322
00:11:33,660 --> 00:11:34,926
- SHAVING CREAM?
323
00:11:34,928 --> 00:11:37,261
- STUPID. MORONIC.
324
00:11:37,263 --> 00:11:39,363
- UH-HUH.
- UTTER TRIPE.
325
00:11:39,365 --> 00:11:40,532
- YEAH, I GOT, LIKE...
326
00:11:40,534 --> 00:11:43,435
- OH, WHAT'S WITH
THIS FAKE COBWEB STUFF?
327
00:11:43,437 --> 00:11:44,869
- I'M ON THE PHONE.
328
00:11:44,871 --> 00:11:46,170
AND WHAT DO YOU MEAN, FAKE?
329
00:11:46,172 --> 00:11:47,572
- YUCK.
330
00:11:47,574 --> 00:11:49,908
- HAVE YOU NOTICED
HOW COMPLETELY IMBECILIC
331
00:11:49,910 --> 00:11:50,942
YOUR COUNTRY IS?
332
00:11:50,944 --> 00:11:52,110
- OH, REALLY?
333
00:11:52,112 --> 00:11:53,411
- HE'S CUTE.
334
00:11:53,413 --> 00:11:55,613
SO WHY DO I WANT
TO DECK HIM ALL THE TIME?
335
00:11:55,615 --> 00:11:58,649
- HEY, I CAN'T FIND
ANY SUGAR-COATED COOKIES.
336
00:11:58,651 --> 00:12:00,117
WHERE'S YOUR CHRISTMAS SPIRIT?
337
00:12:00,119 --> 00:12:02,687
- I THOUGHT I DIDN'T NEED
CHRISTMAS SPIRIT ANYMORE.
338
00:12:02,689 --> 00:12:05,623
- YOU DON'T, BUT I NEED
ONE OF THOSE LITTLE COTTAGES
339
00:12:05,625 --> 00:12:07,091
ALL MADE OUT OF GINGERBREAD.
340
00:12:07,093 --> 00:12:09,827
- I'M AFRAID WE'RE FRESH OUT
OF HOUSE-SHAPED FOOD.
341
00:12:09,829 --> 00:12:11,429
- FIGURES.
- HOLD ON.
342
00:12:11,431 --> 00:12:12,663
YOU GOT A LICENSE?
343
00:12:12,665 --> 00:12:14,199
- A LEARNER'S PERMIT.
344
00:12:14,201 --> 00:12:16,834
- [scoffs] YOU THINK YOUR DAD
COULD DRIVE ME AND SOME FRIENDS
345
00:12:16,836 --> 00:12:19,237
TO A RICH NEIGHBORHOOD
WITH A LOT OF TREES?
346
00:12:19,239 --> 00:12:20,905
- UH, I DON'T KNOW.
347
00:12:20,907 --> 00:12:22,940
- JUST GET THE TOILET PAPER,
MEET ME OUT FRONT,
348
00:12:22,942 --> 00:12:24,375
AND WE'LL PLAY IT BY EAR.
349
00:12:24,377 --> 00:12:26,377
OH, AND DON'T FORGET THE EGGS.
350
00:12:26,379 --> 00:12:27,645
- WHAT'S THAT ABOUT?
351
00:12:27,647 --> 00:12:29,013
- AREN'T YOU NOSY?
352
00:12:29,015 --> 00:12:31,549
YOU REALLY KNOW HOW TO MAKE
SOMEONE NOT FEEL AT HOME.
353
00:12:31,551 --> 00:12:33,317
- EXCUSE ME,
BUT THIS IS MY HOME.
354
00:12:33,319 --> 00:12:34,319
- DO YOU OWN IT?
355
00:12:34,321 --> 00:12:35,453
- NO.
356
00:12:35,455 --> 00:12:38,056
- THEN IT'S NOT REALLY YOURS,
IS IT?
357
00:12:38,058 --> 00:12:41,926
- OKAY, FREELOADERS, THERE'S NOT
A BAKED GOOD IN THE PLACE.
358
00:12:41,928 --> 00:12:44,428
SO I GUESS IT'S TIME TO GO
TO TRENT'S AND REHEARSE.
359
00:12:44,430 --> 00:12:46,330
- GOOD, MAYBE
WE'LL SOUND DECENT FOR ONCE.
360
00:12:46,332 --> 00:12:47,831
- SHUT UP.
- YOU SHUT UP.
361
00:12:47,833 --> 00:12:48,932
- BOTH OF YOU SHUT UP.
362
00:12:48,934 --> 00:12:50,534
[mingled arguing]
363
00:12:50,536 --> 00:12:53,204
- WELL, NOW WE KNOW
WHY PEOPLE ONLY WANT THEM
364
00:12:53,206 --> 00:12:54,505
TO COME AROUND ONCE A YEAR.
365
00:12:54,507 --> 00:12:57,842
- REALLY, LET'S JUST HOPE
WE NEVER MEET LEAP YEAR.
366
00:12:57,844 --> 00:12:59,444
- AREN'T YOUR PARENTS
FREAKING OUT?
367
00:12:59,446 --> 00:13:01,712
- MY PARENTS
AREN'T QUITE THEMSELVES.
368
00:13:01,714 --> 00:13:04,082
- HEY, KIDS,
ISN'T IT A GREAT DAY?
369
00:13:04,084 --> 00:13:06,617
DON'T YOU JUST LOVE IT
WHEN IT'S OVERCAST?
370
00:13:06,619 --> 00:13:07,819
- OKAY, BE QUIET.
371
00:13:07,821 --> 00:13:10,822
- DARIA, YOU'VE MADE
SOME NEW FRIENDS.
372
00:13:10,824 --> 00:13:12,190
RACE YOU TO THE BEDROOM, HONEY.
373
00:13:12,192 --> 00:13:13,457
- YOU'RE ON.
374
00:13:13,459 --> 00:13:14,892
- SHUT UP.
- DON'T TALK TO ME THAT WAY.
375
00:13:14,894 --> 00:13:16,727
- OKAY, THE MALL I DON'T MIND.
376
00:13:16,729 --> 00:13:18,963
I CAN HANDLE SHARING SPACE
WITH JERKS.
377
00:13:18,965 --> 00:13:20,898
BUT THIS IS THE LAST STRAW.
378
00:13:20,900 --> 00:13:22,900
I THINK WE HAVE TO GO
TO HOLIDAY ISLAND.
379
00:13:22,902 --> 00:13:24,068
- I GUESS SO.
380
00:13:24,070 --> 00:13:25,536
LET'S FIND THOSE OTHER TWO GUYS.
381
00:13:25,538 --> 00:13:28,639
[knocking]
382
00:13:28,641 --> 00:13:32,009
- MMM. MMM-MMM.
383
00:13:44,257 --> 00:13:47,592
- WOW, HOLIDAY ISLAND HAS A GOOD
TIME CHINESE RESTAURANT TOO?
384
00:13:47,594 --> 00:13:48,593
- IT'S A CHAIN.
385
00:13:48,595 --> 00:13:49,961
- WHERE ARE ALL THE HOLIDAYS?
386
00:13:49,963 --> 00:13:51,196
THIS PLACE LOOKS DEAD.
387
00:13:51,198 --> 00:13:53,798
- THIS IS JUST
FOR THE TOURISTS, DUDE.
388
00:13:53,800 --> 00:13:56,267
- YEAH, ALL THE HOLIDAYS
ARE OVER THERE.
389
00:13:56,269 --> 00:13:57,268
- OH, NO.
390
00:14:00,440 --> 00:14:01,905
- THIS IS JUST LIKE
A HIGH SCHOOL.
391
00:14:01,907 --> 00:14:04,442
- YOU KNOW, I GET THE FEELING
WE'LL BE SAYING THAT
392
00:14:04,444 --> 00:14:05,510
ALL OUR LIVES.
393
00:14:05,512 --> 00:14:07,344
- IT ONLY SEEMS
LIKE HIGH SCHOOL.
394
00:14:07,346 --> 00:14:08,813
ACTUALLY, IT'S MUCH WORSE.
395
00:14:08,815 --> 00:14:11,082
- THAT'S WHAT WE'LL BE SAYING
ALL OUR LIVES.
396
00:14:11,084 --> 00:14:12,684
- WHO ARE ALL THESE HOLIDAYS?
397
00:14:12,686 --> 00:14:14,151
- BUNCH OF SAINTS DAYS.
398
00:14:14,153 --> 00:14:15,320
WHO CAN KEEP TRACK?
399
00:14:15,322 --> 00:14:16,921
- THIS DOESN'T SEEM SO BAD.
400
00:14:16,923 --> 00:14:17,922
WHAT'S THE PROBLEM?
401
00:14:17,924 --> 00:14:19,056
- THE PROBLEM?
402
00:14:19,058 --> 00:14:20,825
EVER SINCE CHRISTMAS
AND HALLOWEEN LEFT,
403
00:14:20,827 --> 00:14:22,927
THE SOCIAL ORDER
HAS GONE TOTALLY HAYWIRE.
404
00:14:22,929 --> 00:14:26,163
- THEY WERE, LIKE,
THE TWO COOLEST KIDS IN SCHOOL.
405
00:14:26,165 --> 00:14:27,432
THEY RAN THE PLACE.
406
00:14:27,434 --> 00:14:28,433
- THAT'S RIGHT.
407
00:14:28,435 --> 00:14:29,801
THANKSGIVING TRIED TO STEP UP,
408
00:14:29,803 --> 00:14:31,636
BUT HE'S GOT A LOT
OF SCREWED UP FAMILY PROBLEMS
409
00:14:31,638 --> 00:14:33,471
AND ALWAYS GETS DEPRESSED
BY THE END OF THE DAY.
410
00:14:33,473 --> 00:14:35,372
- SO NOW WHO'S IN CHARGE?
411
00:14:35,374 --> 00:14:36,841
- PRESIDENT'S DAY.
412
00:14:36,843 --> 00:14:39,243
- YO, ARBOR DAY, SANDALS?
413
00:14:39,245 --> 00:14:40,812
WHAT DID WE SAY ABOUT FOOTWEAR?
414
00:14:40,814 --> 00:14:42,780
- BUT--
- I CANNOT TELL A LIE.
415
00:14:42,782 --> 00:14:44,849
YOU ARE HATCHET CITY, MAN.
416
00:14:44,851 --> 00:14:45,849
- YES, SIR.
417
00:14:45,851 --> 00:14:46,850
- HEY, VETERANS DAY,
418
00:14:46,852 --> 00:14:48,753
TAKE CARE OF THIS GUY.
419
00:14:48,755 --> 00:14:51,456
OF THE PEOPLE,
BY THE PEOPLE...
420
00:14:51,458 --> 00:14:53,458
- FOR THE PRESIDENTS.
421
00:14:53,460 --> 00:14:56,794
- AND THEY SEEMED SO NICE
IN THE APPLIANCE STORE ADS.
422
00:14:56,796 --> 00:14:58,930
- UH-OH,
HERE COMES MEMORIAL DAY.
423
00:14:58,932 --> 00:15:00,398
- YOU GOT TO HELP ME.
424
00:15:00,400 --> 00:15:02,666
LINCOLN'S GONNA MAKE ME RECITE
THE PLEDGE OF ALLEGIANCE.
425
00:15:02,668 --> 00:15:04,002
CALL HIM OFF.
426
00:15:04,004 --> 00:15:06,237
- ALL RIGHT, YOU WIN.
WE'LL HELP.
427
00:15:06,239 --> 00:15:08,072
I HAVE AN IDEA.
428
00:15:11,111 --> 00:15:12,109
- GET OFF ME.
429
00:15:12,111 --> 00:15:13,177
[grunting and groaning]
430
00:15:13,179 --> 00:15:14,812
- HEY, JANEY, DARIA.
431
00:15:14,814 --> 00:15:16,647
- HEY.
- WHAT'S GOING ON?
432
00:15:16,649 --> 00:15:17,682
- REHEARSAL.
433
00:15:17,684 --> 00:15:18,816
- INTERESTING SOUND.
434
00:15:18,818 --> 00:15:20,050
WHAT'S REALLY GOING ON?
435
00:15:20,052 --> 00:15:22,720
- CHRISTMAS AND GUY FAWKES DAY
ARE PISSED OFF
436
00:15:22,722 --> 00:15:25,690
BECAUSE HALLOWEEN GOT A JOB
AT COFFEE CAFE,
437
00:15:25,692 --> 00:15:27,958
AND SHE DOESN'T WANT
TO SHARE HER PAYCHECK.
438
00:15:27,960 --> 00:15:29,927
- WHY WOULD SHE WANT
TO SHARE HER PAYCHECK?
439
00:15:29,929 --> 00:15:31,062
- EXACTLY.
440
00:15:31,064 --> 00:15:32,163
- GET YOUR OWN JOB.
441
00:15:32,165 --> 00:15:34,332
- POURING COFFEE'S FOR WANKERS.
442
00:15:34,334 --> 00:15:35,633
- HUH?
- OKAY, EVERYBODY.
443
00:15:35,635 --> 00:15:37,068
- WHAT?
- ENOUGH.
444
00:15:37,070 --> 00:15:39,770
WHAT WOULD YOU SAY IF I TOLD YOU
I GOT YOU A PAYING GIG?
445
00:15:39,772 --> 00:15:43,541
- WELL, I'D PROBABLY SAY...
446
00:15:43,543 --> 00:15:44,842
BOLLOCKS.
447
00:15:44,844 --> 00:15:46,744
BUT THAT'S JUST
A NATURAL REFLEX.
448
00:15:46,746 --> 00:15:49,112
- SHUT UP.
- NO, YOU SHUT UP.
449
00:15:49,114 --> 00:15:51,782
WHERE ARE WE PLAYING?
450
00:15:51,784 --> 00:15:53,751
- BUT PROMS ARE FOR TOSSERS.
451
00:15:53,753 --> 00:15:56,053
- COME ON.
A GIG'S A GIG.
452
00:15:56,055 --> 00:16:00,791
- WHOA, DARIA, YOU REALLY KNOW
A LOT ABOUT MUSIC.
453
00:16:00,793 --> 00:16:03,327
- HONEY, HOW LONG HAS IT BEEN
SINCE WE TOOK A WALK?
454
00:16:03,329 --> 00:16:04,729
- TOO LONG.
455
00:16:04,731 --> 00:16:07,231
FROM NOW ON,
LET'S WALK EVERY DAY.
456
00:16:07,233 --> 00:16:08,733
- HI, GUYS,
WHERE ARE WE GOING?
457
00:16:08,735 --> 00:16:09,834
- QUINN.
458
00:16:09,836 --> 00:16:11,769
WELL, YOUR FATHER AND I
ARE TAKING A WALK,
459
00:16:11,771 --> 00:16:13,437
JUST A BORING OLD WALK.
460
00:16:13,439 --> 00:16:17,941
- YEAH, A DUMB OLD STUPID WALK
AROUND THE NEIGHBORHOOD.
461
00:16:17,943 --> 00:16:20,411
DOESN'T SOUND LIKE MUCH FUN,
DOES IT?
462
00:16:20,413 --> 00:16:22,847
- AU CONTRAIRE, SOUNDS GREAT.
463
00:16:22,849 --> 00:16:24,482
LET'S GO,
JUST US GUYS.
464
00:16:24,484 --> 00:16:27,084
- YOU'RE NOT EMBARRASSED
TO BE SEEN WITH US?
465
00:16:27,086 --> 00:16:28,853
WHAT IF ONE
OF YOUR FELLOWS COME BY?
466
00:16:28,855 --> 00:16:31,255
- [thinking]
MUST BE STRONG, QUINN.
467
00:16:31,257 --> 00:16:32,356
BE STRONG.
468
00:16:32,358 --> 00:16:34,492
[out loud] EMBARRASSED?
OF COURSE NOT.
469
00:16:34,494 --> 00:16:38,362
HANGING OUT WITH YOUR PARENTS
IS CONSIDERED COOL THESE DAYS.
470
00:16:38,364 --> 00:16:40,398
[thinking] QUINN, YOU RULE.
471
00:16:40,400 --> 00:16:41,498
[stereo blaring rock music]
472
00:16:41,500 --> 00:16:42,833
- HEY, QUINN.
473
00:16:42,835 --> 00:16:44,168
UH-OH, KEEP DRIVING.
474
00:16:44,170 --> 00:16:45,403
SHE MUST BE IN TROUBLE.
475
00:16:45,405 --> 00:16:47,071
[tires squeal]
476
00:16:50,343 --> 00:16:53,077
- I CAN'T BELIEVE WE LET YOU
TALK US INTO COMING BACK.
477
00:16:53,079 --> 00:16:55,012
- REALLY, IS ANY GIG WORTH THIS?
478
00:16:55,014 --> 00:16:57,515
- COME ON, THE SHOW MUST GO ON
OR SOMETHING.
479
00:16:57,517 --> 00:16:58,582
- FINALLY.
480
00:16:58,584 --> 00:16:59,883
HURRY UP AND GET INSIDE.
481
00:16:59,885 --> 00:17:00,918
PEOPLE WANT TO DANCE.
482
00:17:00,920 --> 00:17:02,353
- YOU'RE THE DJ?
483
00:17:02,355 --> 00:17:03,988
THAT'S IT.
WE'RE BOYCOTTING.
484
00:17:03,990 --> 00:17:06,858
- UH-OH.
485
00:17:06,860 --> 00:17:09,927
- THE PRESIDENTS
AREN'T GONNA LIKE THIS.
486
00:17:09,929 --> 00:17:11,195
OR MAYBE THEY WILL.
487
00:17:11,197 --> 00:17:14,732
- YOU MEAN THOSE COLONIAL
WANKERS ARE IN CHARGE?
488
00:17:14,734 --> 00:17:17,568
- NOT ANYMORE.
489
00:17:17,570 --> 00:17:20,571
- ALL RIGHT, I HOPE YOU PEOPLE
ARE READY TO DANCE
490
00:17:20,573 --> 00:17:24,875
BECAUSE WE HAVE WITH US TONIGHT
ALL THE WAY FROM LAWNDALE
491
00:17:24,877 --> 00:17:27,411
THE HOLIDAYS.
492
00:17:27,413 --> 00:17:29,814
[cheering]
493
00:17:29,816 --> 00:17:30,948
- HOLD ON.
494
00:17:30,950 --> 00:17:33,351
THEY SAID THEY WERE TOO GOOD
FOR US.
495
00:17:33,353 --> 00:17:35,886
- YEAH, FOUR SCORE
AND SEVEN YEARS--
496
00:17:35,888 --> 00:17:37,655
- SHUT UP.
WE WANT TO DANCE.
497
00:17:37,657 --> 00:17:40,023
- GET OFF THE STAGE,
NIB-KNOB.
498
00:17:40,025 --> 00:17:42,125
[all booing]
499
00:17:43,929 --> 00:17:46,997
- WELL, HISTORY
IS JUST AS POPULAR HERE
500
00:17:46,999 --> 00:17:48,365
AS IT IS IN LAWNDALE.
501
00:17:48,367 --> 00:17:51,501
- ALL RIGHT, THE HOLIDAYS.
502
00:17:51,503 --> 00:17:52,669
[cheers and applause]
503
00:17:52,671 --> 00:17:55,105
- ♪ SO I'M A BLEEDIN' HOLIDAY ♪
504
00:17:55,107 --> 00:17:57,575
♪ THERE'S MORE
TO MY LIFE THAN THAT, I SAY ♪
505
00:17:57,577 --> 00:17:59,943
♪ I GOT NORMAL DREAMS,
NORMAL DESIRES ♪
506
00:17:59,945 --> 00:18:02,279
♪ WANT TO DRIVE A NORMAL CAR
WITH NORMAL TIRES ♪
507
00:18:02,281 --> 00:18:03,881
♪ YEAH, I'M A TEEN HOLIDAY ♪
508
00:18:03,883 --> 00:18:04,881
♪ AND IT SUCKS ♪
509
00:18:04,883 --> 00:18:06,250
♪ I'M A TEEN HOLIDAY ♪
510
00:18:06,252 --> 00:18:07,385
♪ AND IT SUCKS ♪
511
00:18:07,387 --> 00:18:08,652
♪ I'M A TEEN HOLIDAY ♪
512
00:18:08,654 --> 00:18:09,887
♪ AND IT SUCKS ♪
513
00:18:09,889 --> 00:18:11,155
♪ I'M A TEEN HOLIDAY ♪
514
00:18:11,157 --> 00:18:12,189
♪ AND IT SUCKS ♪
515
00:18:12,191 --> 00:18:13,624
♪ YEAH ♪
516
00:18:13,626 --> 00:18:14,892
♪ OH YEAH ♪
517
00:18:14,894 --> 00:18:17,061
[applause]
518
00:18:17,063 --> 00:18:19,497
[singing gibberish]
519
00:18:23,369 --> 00:18:26,070
THAT WAS ABSOLUTELY BRILLIANT.
520
00:18:26,072 --> 00:18:28,606
- WE'VE GOT PARTIES BOOKED
FOR THE NEXT YEAR.
521
00:18:28,608 --> 00:18:29,873
THIS IS AWESOME.
522
00:18:29,875 --> 00:18:32,710
- UM, I KIND OF HAVE TO GET BACK
TO MY BAND.
523
00:18:32,712 --> 00:18:34,044
WE'RE VOTING ON A NEW NAME.
524
00:18:34,046 --> 00:18:35,379
- BUT WE NEED YOU.
525
00:18:35,381 --> 00:18:37,815
COME ON, MAN, WE'RE MAKING
ELECTRONICA HISTORY.
526
00:18:37,817 --> 00:18:39,016
- HEY, NO PROBLEM.
527
00:18:39,018 --> 00:18:40,484
I FOUND YOU A REPLACEMENT.
528
00:18:40,486 --> 00:18:43,321
MEET HOLIDAY ISLAND'S NUMBER ONE
HARPSICHORD PLAYER,
529
00:18:43,323 --> 00:18:45,589
ACOUSTIC AND ELECTRIC.
530
00:18:45,591 --> 00:18:47,257
- LET'S SHRED.
531
00:18:47,259 --> 00:18:48,558
- I LIKE IT.
532
00:18:48,560 --> 00:18:49,794
MAN, YOU'RE IN.
533
00:18:49,796 --> 00:18:52,630
- SHOULD I CARE THAT NONE
OF THIS MAKES ANY SENSE?
534
00:18:52,632 --> 00:18:53,930
- NOPE.
535
00:18:53,932 --> 00:18:56,567
THIS IS THE BEST CHRISTMAS,
HALLOWEEN, VALENTINES,
536
00:18:56,569 --> 00:19:00,337
ST. PATRICK'S, PRESIDENT'S
AND GUY FAWKES DAY EVER.
537
00:19:00,339 --> 00:19:03,641
- AND WE DIDN'T EVEN HAVE
TO BUY A STUPID CARD.
538
00:19:03,643 --> 00:19:04,808
- BYE.
- SO LONG.
539
00:19:04,810 --> 00:19:06,377
- OKAY, YEAH, WELL--
- CATCH YOU LATER.
540
00:19:06,379 --> 00:19:07,712
- BYE.
- LATER, MAN, TAKE IT EASY.
541
00:19:07,714 --> 00:19:08,846
- I THANK YOU KINDLY.
542
00:19:08,848 --> 00:19:10,214
YOU'VE SAVED THE HOLIDAYS.
543
00:19:10,216 --> 00:19:11,582
- ALL IN A DAY'S WORK.
544
00:19:11,584 --> 00:19:14,151
- AND IF THERE'S EVER ANYTHING
I CAN DO FOR YOU,
545
00:19:14,153 --> 00:19:16,654
WHEN YOU'VE REACHED
THE LEGAL DRINKING AGE THAT IS,
546
00:19:16,656 --> 00:19:17,722
LET ME KNOW.
547
00:19:17,724 --> 00:19:19,223
- WHAT ABOUT MY PARENTS?
548
00:19:19,225 --> 00:19:21,058
CAN YOU AT LEAST RECOMMEND
A DOCTOR?
549
00:19:21,060 --> 00:19:22,727
- NO NEED, DUDE.
550
00:19:22,729 --> 00:19:24,294
- YOU KNOW, QUINN,
551
00:19:24,296 --> 00:19:26,997
IT'S BEEN KIND OF NICE HAVING
YOU AROUND SO MUCH LATELY.
552
00:19:26,999 --> 00:19:29,399
- IT HAS BEEN NICE,
VERY NICE.
553
00:19:29,401 --> 00:19:30,901
- NICE?
554
00:19:30,903 --> 00:19:35,339
IT'S BEEN THE MOST BORING,
WORST TIME IN MY ENTIRE LIFE.
555
00:19:35,341 --> 00:19:37,074
GO AHEAD AND HAVE
YOUR STUPID BABY.
556
00:19:37,076 --> 00:19:39,476
I CAN'T TAKE THIS ANYMORE.
557
00:19:39,478 --> 00:19:40,578
- YOU'RE PREGNANT?
558
00:19:40,580 --> 00:19:41,846
- OF COURSE NOT.
559
00:19:41,848 --> 00:19:43,581
- WE CAN'T HAVE ANOTHER KID,
HELEN.
560
00:19:43,583 --> 00:19:45,749
- WELL, I'M NOT PREGNANT.
561
00:19:45,751 --> 00:19:48,186
AND THAT'S NOT A VERY NICE
THING TO SAY, BY THE WAY.
562
00:19:48,188 --> 00:19:49,720
- HEY, WHAT'S GOING ON?
563
00:19:49,722 --> 00:19:52,723
- ABSOLUTELY NOTHING,
AND I AM SICK OF IT.
564
00:19:52,725 --> 00:19:54,292
I CAN'T CONTINUE TO LIVE MY LIFE
565
00:19:54,294 --> 00:19:56,093
LIKE SOME KIND OF MONK
IN A NUNNERY.
566
00:19:56,095 --> 00:19:57,428
- ACTUALLY...
567
00:19:57,430 --> 00:19:58,662
- WELL, DON'T BLAME ME.
568
00:19:58,664 --> 00:20:00,865
- OH, OH--
- GET OFF MY BACK, HELEN.
569
00:20:00,867 --> 00:20:02,333
LEAVE ME THE HELL ALONE.
570
00:20:02,335 --> 00:20:05,002
- GOD BLESS US, EVERY ONE.
571
00:20:05,004 --> 00:20:07,004
- ♪ LA-LA LA LA-LA ♪
572
00:20:07,006 --> 00:20:10,007
[driving rock music]
573
00:20:10,009 --> 00:20:17,949
♪ ♪
574
00:20:19,785 --> 00:20:21,485
♪ LA LA LA ♪
575
00:20:21,487 --> 00:20:24,555
♪ ♪
576
00:20:24,557 --> 00:20:26,190
♪ LA LA LA ♪
577
00:20:26,192 --> 00:20:29,260
♪ ♪
578
00:20:29,262 --> 00:20:31,829
♪ LA LA LA ♪
579
00:20:31,831 --> 00:20:34,765
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580
00:20:40,739 --> 00:20:42,406
♪ LA-LA LA LA-LA ♪
581
00:20:45,478 --> 00:20:47,111
♪ LA-LA LA LA-LA ♪