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- ♪ LA-LA, LA, LA-LA ♪

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♪ LA-LA, LA, LA-LA ♪

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- JANE, YOUR PICTURE'S FULL
OF BLOODY PEOPLE.

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THAT'S NOT A STILL LIFE.

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- SURE, IT IS.

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THE BLOOD'S THE REASON
THEY'RE SO STILL.

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- BLOOD?
COOL!

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HEY, JANE, PAINT SOMETHING
WITH BLOOD

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ON MY CANVAS...
AND MAGGOTS.

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- SORRY, SPORT BOY.

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THESE ITTY-BITTY CANVASES
JUST DON'T DO IT FOR ME.

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HOW I LONG FOR A MEDIUM GRAND
ENOUGH TO DO JUSTICE

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TO MY INNER TORMENT.

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- GOOD MORNING, STUDENTS.

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WHERE IS YOUR INSTRUCTOR?

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- SHE WENT TO THE LADIES' ROOM.

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- 10-25.

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DEFOE LEAVES POST
WITHOUT CLEARANCE

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FOR PERSONAL BUSINESS.

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INITIATE INVESTIGATION.

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ANYWAY, I JUST DROPPED IN
TO CAUTION YOU

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THAT THE SCHOOL DANCE IS
IN TWO WEEKS,

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AND SECURITY IS GOING TO BE
ESPECIALLY TIGHT,

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SO IF ANYONE IS THINKING
OF RIGGING

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A BUCKET OF PIG'S BLOOD
TO THE RAFTERS,

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WELL, THEY CAN JUST FORGET IT.

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- THERE GOES MY WEEKEND.

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- THAT DANCE IS GOING
TO BE COOL.

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- YOU CALLOUS OAF!
- WHAT?

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- DID YOU FORGET THE LAST DANCE,

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WHEN I CAUGHT YOU MAKING OUT
WITH ZOE?

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- FOR THE 50TH TIME, BABE,
I WAS FIXING HER NOSE RING.

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- WHAT DO YOU THINK,
I'M STUPID AND STUFF?

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- HEY, I ALREADY TOLD YOU,
SMART DOESN'T MATTER

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WITH A BODY LIKE MINE.

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I MEAN YOURS.
- HMM!

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FOR YOUR INFORMATION,
THERE ARE PLENTY OF GUYS

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WHO THINK I'M PRETTY<i> AND</i> SMART.

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- YOU CAN VISIT THEM

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AT THE CEDARS OF LAWNDALE
HEAD INJURY WARD.

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- OOH, I'M SICK OF THIS!

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MAYBE IT'S TIME I FIND SOMEONE
WHO REALLY APPRECIATES ME.

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- MAYBE I SHOULD FIND SOMEONE
WHO REALLY APPRECIATES ME.

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- HELLO, MOM?

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- THEN YOU JUST GO AHEAD
AND DO THAT,

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BECAUSE IT'S--IT'S OVER!

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AND THIS TIME, I MEAN IT!

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- OH, YEAH?

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IT'S DOUBLE OVER FOR ME!

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- YOU DON'T REALLY THINK--

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- FORGET IT.

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THAT SPECIES MATES FOR LIFE.

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[school bell rings]

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- NOW, REMEMBER,
YOUR HEMINGWAY ESSAYS

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ARE DUE IN ONE WEEK.

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AND THIS TIME, STACY,
IT'S ERNEST, NOT MARIEL.

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- SORRY.

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- OH, CLASS, BEFORE YOU GO,

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WE'RE STILL LOOKING FOR SOMEONE
TO HEAD THE DANCE COMMITTEE.

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REMEMBER, TO VOLUNTEER
IS TO SAY, "I CARE."

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- DANCE COMMITTEE.

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I'LL NEVER WORK
ON ANOTHER DANCE AGAIN.

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THEY EXPECT YOU TO DO STUFF,

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AND NOW EVERYTHING'S MESSED UP,

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AND THE WHOLE SCHOOL'S GOING
TO BLAME ME.

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PLUS, I HAVEN'T EVEN HAD TIME
TO FIND SANDALS

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TO GO WITH MY NEW HALTER DRESS.

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- SANDI, I WARNED YOU,

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TO VOLUNTEER IS TO SAY,
"USE ME."

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- SANDI, ARE YOU OKAY?

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- GEE, QUINN, I THINK
YOU SHOULD VOLUNTEER.

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YOU HAVE SUCH GOOD TASTE.

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- UM, BUT YOU HAVE
EVEN BETTER TASTE, SANDI.

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YOU SHOULD VOLUNTEER.

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- I KNOW;
WHY DON'T YOU TAKE THE JOB

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AND APPOINT THE FASHION CLUB
AS YOUR COMMITTEE?

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OF COURSE, IF YOU DON'T THINK
WE'RE UP TO IT,

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THEN JUST SAY SO.

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- UM, OKAY.

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I GUESS.

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MR. O'NEILL, I'LL HEAD
THE DANCE COMMITTEE.

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- REALLY?
GREAT!

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GET READY TO WORK
LIKE YOU'VE NEVER WORKED BEFORE.

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- OH, I'LL HAVE THE FASHION CLUB
TO HELP ME.

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RIGHT, GUYS?

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GUYS?

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- I'VE HAD IT.

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KEVIN AND I ARE FINALLY OVER
FOR GOOD.

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- IS IT OVER OVER,

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LIKE THE TIME HE GOT YOU
A FOOTBALL FOR YOU BIRTHDAY,

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OR JUST OVER,

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LIKE THE TIME HE THOUGHT
YOUR GOLDFISH NEEDED AIR?

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- NO, THIS TIME,
IT'S REALLY OVER OVER,

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AND AS FELLOW CHEERLEADERS,
YOU HAVE TO SWEAR

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ON A STACK OF POM-POMS
NOT TO GO TO THE DANCE

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WITH THAT TWO-TIMING,
SCUM-OF-THE-EARTH KEVIN.

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all: WE SOLEMNLY SWEAR
NOT TO GO TO THE DANCE

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WITH THAT TWO-TIMING,
SCUM-OF-THE-EARTH KEVIN.

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YAY, TEAM!

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- SO IT'S AGREED.

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NO ONE ASK BRITTANY
TO THE DANCE.

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WE'RE MEN.
WE GOT TO STICK TOGETHER.

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WE SHOW 'EM WHO'S BOSS.

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[all agreeing]

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- HI.
- QUINN?

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- I WANT TO TALK TO YOU.
- DON'T GO AWAY.

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- YO, GUYS.
GUYS!

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- SO I SAID

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MAYBE WE SHOULD
GET A VELVET ROPE

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AND HIRE A BOUNCER TO KEEP OUT,
YOU KNOW,

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THE UNDESIRABLE ELEMENT.

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- I REMEMBER THOSE DANCES.

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YOU WANT TO TALK
ABOUT HUMILIATION?

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THE ONE TIME I HAD A DATE,
SHE STOOD ME UP

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FOR MR. CAMPUS HOT STUFF.

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OH, BUT I SHOWED HER.

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I WENT ANYWAY!

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HOW I WANTED TO WRING
HER LITTLE--

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- DARIA, ARE YOU GOING
TO THE DANCE?

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- OF COURSE SHE'S NOT GOING.

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ONLY A LOSER WOULD GO TO A DANCE
WITHOUT A DATE.

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- SCHOOL DANCES SUCK!

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- JAKE, HERE.
MAKE A GUEST HOUSE.

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- ALL RIGHT!

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[doorbell rings]

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- DON'T ANYBODY MOVE.

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- CHARITY BLOODSUCKERS!

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- NO, IT'S THE FASHION
BLOODSUCKERS.

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- EVERYONE, PLEASE REMAIN
IN YOUR SEATS

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UNTIL MY GUESTS AND I ARE
ALL SAFELY UPSTAIRS.

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THANK YOU.

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- HOW COME QUINN NEVER
INTRODUCES US TO HER FRIENDS?

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- WHY DON'T YOU ASK
THE LITTLE PEOPLE

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WHO LIVE IN YOUR POTATOES?

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- [sighs]

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- SO I WAS THINKING,

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SINCE WE'LL ALL BE WEARING
DESIGNER DRESSES,

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WE SHOULD HAVE
A FASHION SHOW THEME.

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THE DANCE FLOOR COULD BE
ON A RUNWAY,

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AND EVERYONE COULD WATCH US
FROM THE SIDELINES.

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- THAT'S A GREAT IDEA.

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- YEAH, REALLY GREAT, QUINN.

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- YES, IF YOU WANT TO MAKE
A MOCKERY OF THE RUNWAY

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BY HAVING
THE VISUALLY UNACCEPTABLE

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WADDLE ALL OVER IT.

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- OH, YEAH.
- OH, RIGHT.

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- OKAY, THEN MAYBE
SINCE WE'RE ALL WEARING BRONZE,

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GOLD, AND COPPER DRESSES,

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WE SHOULD HAVE A BRONZE, GOLD,
AND COPPER DANCE.

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- OH, THAT'S COOL.
YEAH, GOOD IDEA.

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- GREAT, THEN EVERYONE WILL KNOW

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WHAT WE'RE WEARING
AHEAD OF TIME,

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SO NO ONE WILL BE SURPRISED.

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- OOH, SHE HAS A POINT.

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- GEE, SANDI, SINCE YOU DON'T
LIKE ANY OF MY IDEAS,

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MAYBE THERE'S SOMETHING
YOU'D LIKE TO DO.

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- I THINK WE SHOULD
DECORATE THE GYM

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LIKE THE INSIDE OF THE CONCORDE.

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- UM, IT'S A CUTE IDEA
AND EVERYTHING,

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BUT I'M NOT SURE THERE WOULD BE
MUCH ROOM TO DANCE, AND--

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- GEE, QUINN, IF YOU'RE NOT
GOING TO LISTEN TO IDEAS

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FROM YOUR OWN DANCE COMMITTEE,

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MAYBE YOU SHOULD JUST PLAN
THE DANCE ALONE.

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- DON'T BE SILLY.

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- SO NOW I'M SILLY?

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- I MEANT IT WOULD BE SILLY
FOR ME TO PLAN THE DANCE ALONE

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WHEN I HAVE
SUCH A TALENTED COMMITTEE.

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I KNOW THE FOUR OF US

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CAN COME UP WITH SOMETHING
REALLY FUN.

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- BUT I ALREADY DID COME UP WITH
SOMETHING REALLY FUN.

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- BUT IT'S JUST, WELL,
NOT PRACTICAL.

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- MAYBE I SHOULD JUST HAVE
MY OWN PARTY,

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SINCE YOU OBVIOUSLY THINK
I'M POSTAL.

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- I DON'T THINK YOU'RE POSTAL.

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- COME ON.

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I KNOW A REALLY NICE
INSANE ASYLUM.

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- SANDI, I THINK
WHAT QUINN MEANT IS--

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EEP!

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- BUT I NEED YOU GUYS!

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- THEN NEXT TIME,
MAYBE YOU'LL ACT LIKE IT.

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- SORRY, QUINN.

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- WAIT!

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- ♪ LA, LA-LA ♪

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♪ LA-LA, LA-LA ♪

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♪ LA-LA, LA-LA, LA-LA ♪

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- SO, ANGIE, WANT TO GO
TO THE DANCE WITH THE QB?

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I'LL DRIVE.

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- NO, THANKS, KEVIN.

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I'VE GOT PLANS THAT NIGHT TO...

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UM, READ A NEWSPAPER.

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- HMM, OKAY.

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- HEY, QUINN.

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- NOT NOW.

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- UM, DARIA, CAN I ASK YOU
A PERSONAL QUESTION?

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- NO.

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- SEE, NORMALLY,
I HAVE NO TROUBLE IN,

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YOU KNOW, THE BABE DEPARTMENT,
BUT NOW THEY'RE TREATING ME

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LIKE I'M ON THE HONOR ROLL
OR SOMETHING.

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- KIDS CAN BE SO CRUEL.

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- I CAN'T GET ONE CHEERLEADER
TO GO TO THE DANCE WITH ME.

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I DON'T GET IT.

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- MAYBE YOU'RE LOSING
YOUR LOOKS.

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- OR MAYBE YOU'RE LOSING
YOUR MIND.

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- YOU THINK I'M LOSING MY LOOKS?

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- A FACE-LIFT WILL FIX YOU
RIGHT UP.

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- WHY DO YOU HAVE TO GO
TO THE DANCE WITH A CHEERLEADER?

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- IT'S NOT
TO MAKE BRITTANY JEALOUS,

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IF THAT'S WHAT YOU THINK.

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[laughs]

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- I'M CONVINCED.

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- CHEER UP.

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I'M SURE THERE ARE PLENTY
OF NONCHEERLEADERS

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WHO WOULD BE HAPPY TO WASTE
THREE HOURS OF THEIR LIVES

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AT A DANCE WITH YOU.

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- OH, WAIT!

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I SEE WHERE THIS IS GOING.

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HEY, DARIA, NO OFFENSE,
BUT NO WAY.

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I MEAN, WHAT ARE YOU THINKING?

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- HUH?
- GOTTA GO.

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- BUT WHAT ABOUT THE BABY?

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- UM, MS. BARCH.
JANET.

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MAY I CALL YOU JANET?
NO?

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OH, OKAY.

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MS. BARCH--

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- HI.
- EEP!

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- I JUST WANTED TO TELL YOU
THAT, UM,

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MY GREAT AUNT AUDREY
DIED TWO DAYS AGO,

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AND I'M TOO UPSET
TO HEAD THE DANCE COMMITTEE.

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YOU KNOW, DEATH AND ALL.

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OKAY, GOTTA GO.

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- QUINN, WAIT.

232
00:08:14,894 --> 00:08:16,761
IF THERE'S ANYTHING I CAN DO
TO HELP YOU

233
00:08:16,763 --> 00:08:18,263
THROUGH THIS TIME
OF BEREAVEMENT--

234
00:08:18,265 --> 00:08:21,732
- ALL RIGHT, SO I DON'T HAVE
A GREAT AUNT AUDREY.

235
00:08:21,734 --> 00:08:23,734
SANDI, STACY, AND TIFFANY
DESERTED ME,

236
00:08:23,736 --> 00:08:25,136
AND NO ONE ELSE WILL HELP,

237
00:08:25,138 --> 00:08:27,672
AND I CAN'T PLAN THE DANCE
ALL BY MYSELF.

238
00:08:27,674 --> 00:08:28,840
- I SEE.

239
00:08:28,842 --> 00:08:31,509
YOU MUST BE FEELING
A LOT OF TEENAGE STRESS

240
00:08:31,511 --> 00:08:33,845
TO MAKE UP
SUCH A FANCIFUL STORY.

241
00:08:33,847 --> 00:08:35,246
- SO I'M OFF THE HOOK?

242
00:08:35,248 --> 00:08:37,115
- QUINN, I'VE GOT A SOLUTION.

243
00:08:37,117 --> 00:08:38,750
I WILL BE YOUR DANCE COMMITTEE.

244
00:08:38,752 --> 00:08:40,618
- EW!

245
00:08:40,620 --> 00:08:43,454
FINE.
I'LL FIND A NEW COMMITTEE.

246
00:08:43,456 --> 00:08:44,922
[sighs]

247
00:08:44,924 --> 00:08:48,860
- JANET, PLEASE DON'T THINK ME
FORWARD OR RANDY

248
00:08:48,862 --> 00:08:50,528
BY ASKING YOU THIS, BUT...

249
00:08:52,599 --> 00:08:56,601
- SO, ANYWAY, I REALLY LOVE
TO DANCE.

250
00:08:56,603 --> 00:08:59,637
OF COURSE, THE BEST PLACE
TO DANCE IS AT A DANCE.

251
00:08:59,639 --> 00:09:01,372
DO YOU LIKE TO DANCE?

252
00:09:01,374 --> 00:09:02,907
- UM, SURE.

253
00:09:02,909 --> 00:09:04,542
I MEAN, NO.

254
00:09:04,544 --> 00:09:06,944
NO, NO, NO, NO.

255
00:09:06,946 --> 00:09:09,047
- I CAN'T BELIEVE IT.

256
00:09:09,049 --> 00:09:11,182
NO ONE HAS ASKED ME
TO THE DANCE.

257
00:09:11,184 --> 00:09:12,850
AM I LOSING MY LOOKS?

258
00:09:12,852 --> 00:09:15,119
- THEY'RE GAINING THEIR SENSES.
- WHAT?

259
00:09:15,121 --> 00:09:16,854
- BRITTANY,
I COMPLETELY DISAPPROVE

260
00:09:16,856 --> 00:09:18,556
OF THIS RIDICULOUS FIGHT
WITH KEVIN.

261
00:09:18,558 --> 00:09:19,624
- OH.

262
00:09:19,626 --> 00:09:20,758
- BUT IF YOU INSIST

263
00:09:20,760 --> 00:09:22,660
ON TEACHING THE BIG IDIOT
A LESSON,

264
00:09:22,662 --> 00:09:24,228
WHY NOT ASK ROBERT TO THE DANCE?

265
00:09:24,230 --> 00:09:26,964
- BUT HE'S AT DISNEY WORLD
WITH HIS FAMILY

266
00:09:26,966 --> 00:09:28,232
TILL NEXT FRIDAY.

267
00:09:28,234 --> 00:09:30,634
- SO HE DOESN'T KNOW
ABOUT ANY OF THIS.

268
00:09:30,636 --> 00:09:33,004
THAT'S WHY HE'LL SAY YES, SEE?

269
00:09:33,006 --> 00:09:34,872
- WOW, JODIE.

270
00:09:34,874 --> 00:09:37,341
NO WONDER
YOU'RE AN HONOR STUDENT.

271
00:09:37,343 --> 00:09:39,410
- YEAH, ALL THAT NOTE-TAKING
AND STUDYING

272
00:09:39,412 --> 00:09:42,279
IS JUST TO KILL TIME BETWEEN
MY FRIENDS' ROMANTIC CRISES.

273
00:09:42,281 --> 00:09:45,449
- YOU OUGHT TO TRY WATCHING TV.

274
00:09:45,451 --> 00:09:47,685
- HEY, WHAT'S
SHE SO HAPPY ABOUT?

275
00:09:47,687 --> 00:09:48,686
- NOTHIN', HONEY.

276
00:09:48,688 --> 00:09:49,821
- HI, GUYS.

277
00:09:49,823 --> 00:09:51,923
[all greeting]

278
00:09:51,925 --> 00:09:55,426
- I WAS WONDERING IF YOU COULD
DO ME A TEENSY-WEENSY FAVOR.

279
00:09:55,428 --> 00:09:56,861
- I CAN DO IT.
- I GOT YOU COVERED.

280
00:09:56,863 --> 00:09:57,962
- GREAT!

281
00:09:57,964 --> 00:09:59,430
I NEED HELP PLANNING THE DANCE.

282
00:09:59,432 --> 00:10:01,198
- [clears throat]

283
00:10:01,200 --> 00:10:05,436
QUINN, WE'D LIKE TO HELP,
BUT, YOU KNOW, WE'RE GUYS.

284
00:10:05,438 --> 00:10:07,472
- HEY, SANDI.
- HI, SANDI.

285
00:10:07,474 --> 00:10:10,074
- GEE, I HOPE EVERYONE HERE
ISN'T TOO BUSY

286
00:10:10,076 --> 00:10:11,709
TO COME TO THE PARTY I'M HAVING

287
00:10:11,711 --> 00:10:13,878
WHILE MY PARENTS
ARE OUT OF TOWN.

288
00:10:13,880 --> 00:10:15,980
[all cheering]

289
00:10:15,982 --> 00:10:17,782
QUINN, I JUST WANT TO SAY

290
00:10:17,784 --> 00:10:20,118
THAT I'M REALLY SORRY
ABOUT OUR FIGHT.

291
00:10:20,120 --> 00:10:22,820
I DON'T EVEN CARE
WHO WAS AT FAULT.

292
00:10:22,822 --> 00:10:25,522
I JUST HOPE
YOU'RE NOT STILL MAD.

293
00:10:25,524 --> 00:10:28,893
- I COULD NEVER STAY MAD
AT YOU, SANDI.

294
00:10:28,895 --> 00:10:30,094
- GOOD.

295
00:10:30,096 --> 00:10:32,063
SO YOU'LL BE AT MY PARTY
NEXT SATURDAY.

296
00:10:32,065 --> 00:10:35,566
I MEAN, IT WOULDN'T BE THE SAME
WITHOUT YOU, QUINN.

297
00:10:35,568 --> 00:10:36,767
- [chanting] SATURDAY!

298
00:10:36,769 --> 00:10:38,069
SATURDAY! SATURDAY!

299
00:10:38,071 --> 00:10:39,371
- SATURDAY?

300
00:10:39,373 --> 00:10:40,971
BUT THAT'S THE SAME NIGHT
AS THE DANCE.

301
00:10:40,973 --> 00:10:42,573
- [chanting]
DANCE! DANCE! DANCE!

302
00:10:42,575 --> 00:10:44,309
- YOU'RE KIDDING!

303
00:10:44,311 --> 00:10:47,178
I FORGOT ALL ABOUT THE DANCE.

304
00:10:47,180 --> 00:10:50,215
GEE, THAT'S TOO, TOO BAD.

305
00:10:50,217 --> 00:10:53,317
I MEAN, I CAN'T UNORDER
ALL THAT FREE PIZZA.

306
00:10:53,319 --> 00:10:54,985
- PIZZA?
- OH, GREAT.

307
00:10:54,987 --> 00:10:59,156
- WELL, I CAN'T UNORDER, UM,
THE FREE SODA AND TACOS

308
00:10:59,158 --> 00:11:00,157
I WAS GOING TO ORDER.

309
00:11:00,159 --> 00:11:01,258
- TACOS!

310
00:11:01,260 --> 00:11:04,128
- OUTDOOR TURBO-JET HOT TUB.

311
00:11:04,130 --> 00:11:05,830
- PREFERRED SEATING
FOR THE POPULAR.

312
00:11:05,832 --> 00:11:07,866
- GREEN DAY ON BIG SCREEN.

313
00:11:07,868 --> 00:11:09,434
- DJ ON DANCE FLOOR.

314
00:11:09,436 --> 00:11:12,169
- MINISKIRTS.
- STRAPLESS!

315
00:11:12,171 --> 00:11:13,170
- [together] WELL?

316
00:11:13,172 --> 00:11:15,974
- MY HEAD HURTS.
- MINE TOO.

317
00:11:15,976 --> 00:11:18,509
- OOH.
- OW!

318
00:11:18,511 --> 00:11:22,947
- WHAT DEADLY NEW DISEASES
CAN YOU PICK UP BY SITTING DOWN?

319
00:11:22,949 --> 00:11:26,450
TOILET SEAT TERROR,
NEXT ON<i> SICK, SAD WORLD.</i>

320
00:11:26,452 --> 00:11:28,352
- NEED SOMEONE
TO COUNT IT FOR YOU?

321
00:11:28,354 --> 00:11:30,188
- $100. IT'S YOURS.

322
00:11:30,190 --> 00:11:32,623
ALL YOU HAVE TO DO
IS BE MY DANCE COMMITTEE.

323
00:11:32,625 --> 00:11:34,625
- PUT AWAY THE CASH.
I'LL DO IT FOR FREE.

324
00:11:34,627 --> 00:11:36,294
- YOU WILL?
- SURE.

325
00:11:36,296 --> 00:11:38,329
AND AFTER THAT,
WE CAN PLAY MYSTERY DATE

326
00:11:38,331 --> 00:11:39,830
AND HAVE A TAFFY PULL.

327
00:11:39,832 --> 00:11:42,066
- MY OWN FLESH AND BLOOD, DARIA.

328
00:11:42,068 --> 00:11:44,469
MY OWN FLESH AND BLOOD.

329
00:11:44,471 --> 00:11:46,537
- NOT SO FAST.
- WHAT?

330
00:11:46,539 --> 00:11:47,705
- WHAT'S THE BUDGET?

331
00:11:47,707 --> 00:11:50,474
YOU KNOW, FOR FOOD, MUSIC,
DECORATIONS.

332
00:11:50,476 --> 00:11:51,675
- $1,000.

333
00:11:51,677 --> 00:11:54,044
WELL, MINUS
THIS DISCRETIONARY FUND.

334
00:11:54,046 --> 00:11:56,614
- THE TIME HAS COME
TO REACH OUT AND BOND

335
00:11:56,616 --> 00:11:58,449
WITH MY FELLOW CLASSMATES.

336
00:11:58,451 --> 00:12:00,284
ORGANIZING A DANCE
IS THE BEST WAY TO SAY,

337
00:12:00,286 --> 00:12:03,488
"JANE LANE WANTS TO BE
YOUR FRIEND."

338
00:12:03,490 --> 00:12:05,656
- WHATEVER.
LET'S DIVIDE EVERYTHING UP.

339
00:12:05,658 --> 00:12:07,558
THIS IS WHAT
YOU'RE RESPONSIBLE FOR.

340
00:12:07,560 --> 00:12:11,195
- DECORATIONS,
FURNITURE RENTALS, FOOD, MUSIC.

341
00:12:11,197 --> 00:12:13,063
YOU'RE IN CHARGE OF...

342
00:12:13,065 --> 00:12:14,832
- LOTS OF THINGS.
ANY QUESTIONS?

343
00:12:14,834 --> 00:12:16,400
- HOW MANY PEOPLE--
- OOPS, DATE'S HERE.

344
00:12:16,402 --> 00:12:17,735
GOTTA GO.

345
00:12:17,737 --> 00:12:19,070
- DOES THIS HAVE ANY CONNECTION

346
00:12:19,072 --> 00:12:20,905
WITH THAT BIG ART PIECE
YOU WANT TO DO?

347
00:12:20,907 --> 00:12:23,407
- $1,000 CAN BUY A LOT OF PAINT.

348
00:12:23,409 --> 00:12:25,710
- BUT WHAT ABOUT
OUR DANCING CLASSMATES?

349
00:12:25,712 --> 00:12:28,213
- OH, PUT THIS ASIDE FOR A BAG
OF CHIPS AND A BOOM BOX.

350
00:12:36,589 --> 00:12:39,590
- NOW, JANET, I KNOW
THAT YOU'RE--JANE!

351
00:12:39,592 --> 00:12:41,158
THANK YOU
FOR FINALLY STOPPING BY.

352
00:12:41,160 --> 00:12:42,460
- SORRY, LATE.

353
00:12:42,462 --> 00:12:43,595
NO SLEEP, TWO DAYS.

354
00:12:43,597 --> 00:12:44,728
- BY THE WAY,

355
00:12:44,730 --> 00:12:46,397
DID QUINN GIVE YOU MY LIST
OF SUGGESTIONS?

356
00:12:46,399 --> 00:12:47,498
- WHO?

357
00:12:47,500 --> 00:12:49,500
- I JUST THOUGHT
A DRAMATIC READING OR TWO

358
00:12:49,502 --> 00:12:50,668
WOULD BE A NICE BREAK,

359
00:12:50,670 --> 00:12:53,270
YOU KNOW, IN BETWEEN
ALL THE ROCKING OUT.

360
00:12:53,272 --> 00:12:54,371
- [snoring]

361
00:13:04,116 --> 00:13:05,650
UM, JANET?

362
00:13:05,652 --> 00:13:07,317
I MEAN, MS. JANET.

363
00:13:07,319 --> 00:13:08,653
NO, THAT IS--

364
00:13:08,655 --> 00:13:11,555
- COME ON, SKINNY.
LET'S DANCE.

365
00:13:11,557 --> 00:13:13,357
- SEE HOW THE HANDS GRIP
THE STEERING WHEEL

366
00:13:13,359 --> 00:13:15,492
LIKE HE STILL THINKS HE COULD
DRIVE HIS WAY OUT OF IT?

367
00:13:15,494 --> 00:13:16,794
- YEAH.

368
00:13:16,796 --> 00:13:18,462
MAYBE HE COULD
IF HIS ARMS WERE ATTACHED.

369
00:13:18,464 --> 00:13:19,730
- I HATE TO TELL YOU THIS,

370
00:13:19,732 --> 00:13:21,632
BUT YOUR CONCEPTUAL PIECE
IS A BIG HIT.

371
00:13:21,634 --> 00:13:24,301
- COULDN'T JUST LET ME
ENJOY THE MOMENT, COULD YOU?

372
00:13:24,303 --> 00:13:26,904
ALTHOUGH, I AM IMPRESSED
YOU BRAVED A HIGH SCHOOL DANCE

373
00:13:26,906 --> 00:13:28,039
TO SUPPORT THE ARTS.

374
00:13:28,041 --> 00:13:29,673
- I'VE COME.
I'VE SEEN.

375
00:13:29,675 --> 00:13:30,775
LET'S GO.

376
00:13:30,777 --> 00:13:32,576
- AND NOW, LADIES,

377
00:13:32,578 --> 00:13:34,378
TAKE YOUR MAN BY THE HAND,

378
00:13:34,380 --> 00:13:38,149
AND CLIMB ABOARD
THE ROLLER COASTER TO LOVE.

379
00:13:38,151 --> 00:13:40,384
[purrs]

380
00:13:40,386 --> 00:13:42,553
- YOU MADE UPCHUCK THE DJ?

381
00:13:42,555 --> 00:13:45,089
- I FIGURED IT WAS BEST
TO KEEP HIM OUT OF CIRCULATION.

382
00:13:45,091 --> 00:13:46,958
PLUS, HE HAD ALL THE RIGHT
QUALIFICATIONS.

383
00:13:46,960 --> 00:13:49,126
- HE VOLUNTEERED.
- BINGO.

384
00:13:49,128 --> 00:13:51,028
- I CAN'T BELIEVE
MR. O'NEILL SAID

385
00:13:51,030 --> 00:13:52,597
HE'D GIVE ME DETENTION
IF I DIDN'T COME

386
00:13:52,599 --> 00:13:53,998
TO THIS STUPID DANCE.

387
00:13:54,000 --> 00:13:56,500
I MEAN, HAVE YOU SEEN THE WAY
PEOPLE DRESS IN DETENTION?

388
00:13:56,502 --> 00:13:58,069
- YEAH, THEY'RE LOSERS.
- I KNOW.

389
00:13:58,071 --> 00:14:00,204
- OH, NO!

390
00:14:00,206 --> 00:14:02,506
WHAT DID SHE DO TO THE GYM?

391
00:14:02,508 --> 00:14:03,808
GUYS, I'M REALLY THIRSTY.

392
00:14:03,810 --> 00:14:06,644
CAN YOU GET ME SOME PUNCH?
NOW?

393
00:14:06,646 --> 00:14:08,746
WHAT'S THIS ABOUT?

394
00:14:08,748 --> 00:14:10,481
- BEING YOUNG, CAREFREE,

395
00:14:10,483 --> 00:14:11,949
HAVING YOUR WHOLE LIFE
AHEAD OF YOU,

396
00:14:11,951 --> 00:14:13,651
AND DANCING THE NIGHT AWAY
TO CELEBRATE?

397
00:14:13,653 --> 00:14:15,953
OH, AND THE UNTIMELY DEATH
OF JACKSON POLLOCK.

398
00:14:15,955 --> 00:14:18,856
- GREAT, SOME FRIEND OF YOURS
BITES IT IN A CAR CRASH,

399
00:14:18,858 --> 00:14:20,692
AND YOU TAKE IT OUT ON ME.

400
00:14:20,694 --> 00:14:23,027
MY LIFE IS OVER, OKAY?

401
00:14:23,029 --> 00:14:24,128
- YOU'VE DONE WELL.

402
00:14:24,130 --> 00:14:26,397
- COOL DECORATIONS, QUINN.
- REALLY?

403
00:14:26,399 --> 00:14:28,165
- YEAH,
YOU'RE A REALLY GOOD PAINTER.

404
00:14:28,167 --> 00:14:29,800
- THANKS.
COME ON, LET'S DANCE.

405
00:14:29,802 --> 00:14:31,035
- WHICH ONE OF US?

406
00:14:31,037 --> 00:14:33,471
- BOTH, SILLY.

407
00:14:33,473 --> 00:14:36,474
- AND IF YOU LUSCIOUS LOVELIES
OUT THERE ARE WONDERING

408
00:14:36,476 --> 00:14:39,744
WHAT EFFECT YOU HAVE
ON CHARLES RUTTHEIMER III,

409
00:14:39,746 --> 00:14:43,081
WHY, YOU MAKE ME WANNA SHOUT.

410
00:14:43,083 --> 00:14:44,949
- SHE'S GOING TO TAKE
ALL THE CREDIT, ISN'T SHE?

411
00:14:44,951 --> 00:14:46,451
- IT'S THE THING SHE DOES BEST--

412
00:14:46,453 --> 00:14:49,087
THAT AND AVOIDING
LIPSTICK TEETH.

413
00:14:49,089 --> 00:14:52,090
- DOESN'T ROBERT
LOOK HANDSOME TONIGHT?

414
00:14:52,092 --> 00:14:54,259
- STUNNING.
- THANK YOU, MA'AM.

415
00:14:54,261 --> 00:14:55,993
- SO WHERE'S KEVIN?

416
00:14:55,995 --> 00:14:57,762
NOT THAT I CARE.

417
00:14:57,764 --> 00:14:59,029
- HE'S AT SANDI'S PARTY.

418
00:15:01,434 --> 00:15:02,600
- COME, ROBERT.

419
00:15:02,602 --> 00:15:03,701
LET US DANCE.

420
00:15:03,703 --> 00:15:05,436
- YES, MA'AM.

421
00:15:05,438 --> 00:15:08,606
- AND SO WHILE THE BRONCOS
REMAIN SNOWBOUND

422
00:15:08,608 --> 00:15:10,508
OUTSIDE DENVER
INTERNATIONAL AIRPORT,

423
00:15:10,510 --> 00:15:13,111
WE'RE PLEASED TO BRING YOU
THIS ENCORE PRESENTATION

424
00:15:13,113 --> 00:15:16,781
OF<i> 50 YEARS OF OFF-BROADWAY</i>
<i> CHOREOGRAPHY.</i>

425
00:15:16,783 --> 00:15:19,350
- GUYS, THIS, UM...

426
00:15:19,352 --> 00:15:20,918
- SUCKS?
- YEAH.

427
00:15:20,920 --> 00:15:23,154
- HEY, SANDI,
IS QUINN COMING OVER?

428
00:15:23,156 --> 00:15:24,188
- AND WHERE'S BRITTANY?

429
00:15:24,190 --> 00:15:25,590
NOT THAT I CARE.

430
00:15:25,592 --> 00:15:27,692
- I BELIEVE THEY'RE
AT THE DANCE.

431
00:15:27,694 --> 00:15:30,094
YOU KNOW, WITH THE LOSERS.

432
00:15:30,096 --> 00:15:34,766
NOW, WHO WANTS TO TRY OUT
THOSE NEW JETS IN MY HOT TUB?

433
00:15:34,768 --> 00:15:37,168
- UM, I'LL GO CHANGE.
- OH, ME TOO.

434
00:15:37,170 --> 00:15:38,469
- GOOD IDEA.

435
00:15:52,686 --> 00:15:54,318
- THEY LOOK TERRIBLE OUT THERE.

436
00:15:54,320 --> 00:15:56,354
- WE'VE GOT TO TELL HER
FOR HER OWN GOOD.

437
00:15:56,356 --> 00:15:59,990
- ISN'T ROBERT A DREAMY DANCER?

438
00:15:59,992 --> 00:16:01,925
MUCH BETTER THAN KEVIN.

439
00:16:01,927 --> 00:16:06,530
- BRITTANY, HONEY, YOUR DATE
DANCES LIKE A BIG GEEK,

440
00:16:06,532 --> 00:16:07,998
AND I THOUGHT YOU SHOULD KNOW.

441
00:16:08,000 --> 00:16:10,935
- [crying]

442
00:16:16,076 --> 00:16:18,342
- UH-OH.
WE'VE BEEN SPOTTED.

443
00:16:18,344 --> 00:16:20,278
- WELL, I DON'T FEEL LIKE
TALKING TO ANYONE.

444
00:16:20,280 --> 00:16:21,812
- THAT'S A SHOCKER.

445
00:16:21,814 --> 00:16:23,381
DON'T WORRY,
I'LL GET RID OF THEM.

446
00:16:23,383 --> 00:16:25,349
- HI.
COOL DECORATIONS, HUH?

447
00:16:25,351 --> 00:16:27,084
- HAVE A SEAT.
- THAT'S TELLING 'EM.

448
00:16:27,086 --> 00:16:28,685
- I'M BRAD, AND THIS IS
MY BROTHER, BRETT.

449
00:16:28,687 --> 00:16:29,820
WE'RE FROM CUMBERLAND HIGH.

450
00:16:29,822 --> 00:16:31,255
- WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?

451
00:16:31,257 --> 00:16:32,723
- WE TRAVEL AROUND ON WEEKENDS

452
00:16:32,725 --> 00:16:34,825
TRYING TO FIND A HIGH SCHOOL
MORE SCREWED UP THAN OURS.

453
00:16:34,827 --> 00:16:37,027
- AND?
- CONGRATULATIONS.

454
00:16:37,029 --> 00:16:39,930
YOUR TROPHY WILL ARRIVE
IN SIX TO TEN BUSINESS DAYS.

455
00:16:44,003 --> 00:16:48,772
- NOW LET'S SLOW THINGS DOWN
SO WE CAN HEAT THINGS UP,

456
00:16:48,774 --> 00:16:50,474
IF YOU GET MY DRIFT.

457
00:16:50,476 --> 00:16:52,610
[purrs]

458
00:16:56,382 --> 00:16:57,981
- EW!

459
00:16:57,983 --> 00:17:00,751
GET YOUR BIG, SWEATY HANDS
OFF OF ME!

460
00:17:00,753 --> 00:17:03,954
I DON'T SLOW DANCE
UNTIL AFTER THE FIFTH DATE.

461
00:17:07,093 --> 00:17:09,160
- HI, QUINN.
DO YOU WANT TO DANCE?

462
00:17:09,162 --> 00:17:10,561
- COME ON.
DANCE WITH ME FIRST.

463
00:17:10,563 --> 00:17:12,830
- HOW COME YOU GUYS AREN'T
AT SANDI'S PARTY?

464
00:17:12,832 --> 00:17:13,997
- IT, UM...

465
00:17:13,999 --> 00:17:16,167
- SUCKED.
- SUCKED.

466
00:17:16,169 --> 00:17:19,237
- GEE, THAT'S TOO, TOO BAD.

467
00:17:19,239 --> 00:17:21,339
- I'M SORRY YOU'RE NOT
FEELING WELL, MA'AM.

468
00:17:21,341 --> 00:17:22,506
ARE YOU HUNGRY?

469
00:17:22,508 --> 00:17:23,841
CAN I DRIVE YOU ANYWHERE?

470
00:17:23,843 --> 00:17:25,443
HOW ABOUT--
- THANKS, ROBERT.

471
00:17:25,445 --> 00:17:27,545
BUT I JUST WANT TO GO HOME.

472
00:17:27,547 --> 00:17:30,515
- I GOT YOU THE WRONG COLOR
CORSAGE, DIDN'T I?

473
00:17:30,517 --> 00:17:32,416
IF THE CHOCOLATES
WERE TOO CHOCOLATE,

474
00:17:32,418 --> 00:17:33,684
JUST TELL ME.

475
00:17:38,758 --> 00:17:40,558
- YOU KNOW, WE REALLY SHOULD
SAY SOMETHING

476
00:17:40,560 --> 00:17:41,992
ABOUT THAT GUACAMOLE
ON THE FLOOR

477
00:17:41,994 --> 00:17:43,861
BEFORE SOMEONE ELSE
SPRAINS THEIR ANKLE.

478
00:17:43,863 --> 00:17:46,697
- YEAH, WE REALLY SHOULD.
- MM.

479
00:17:46,699 --> 00:17:50,133
- SO I WAS READING THIS BOOK
ON JEFFREY DAHMER...

480
00:17:54,340 --> 00:17:55,372
- HEY, KEVIN.

481
00:17:57,676 --> 00:17:59,543
- NO ONE MESSES
WITH MY GIRLFRIEND BUT ME!

482
00:17:59,545 --> 00:18:00,477
DIE!

483
00:18:04,417 --> 00:18:05,716
YEAH!

484
00:18:05,718 --> 00:18:08,419
- BOY, THOSE GUYS MUST
REALLY LIKE BRITTANY A LOT

485
00:18:08,421 --> 00:18:09,853
TO FIGHT OVER HER.

486
00:18:09,855 --> 00:18:12,456
- HEY, WHAT'S THE BIG IDEA
TAKING QUINN TO THE DANCE?

487
00:18:12,458 --> 00:18:13,757
- YEAH, THAT'S OUR JOB.

488
00:18:15,061 --> 00:18:17,161
- OH, DEAR.

489
00:18:19,399 --> 00:18:21,565
- WHERE ARE ALL THE GUYS?

490
00:18:21,567 --> 00:18:24,234
I MEAN, HOW LONG DOES IT TAKE
THEM TO CHANGE?

491
00:18:24,236 --> 00:18:27,738
- I HEARD A BUNCH OF CARS
LEAVING EARLIER.

492
00:18:27,740 --> 00:18:30,374
- WELL, WHY DIDN'T YOU
SAY ANYTHING?

493
00:18:30,376 --> 00:18:34,078
- I FIGURED THEY BELONGED
TO A REALLY BIG FAMILY.

494
00:18:34,080 --> 00:18:35,580
- EW, LOOK!

495
00:18:35,582 --> 00:18:37,247
I'M GETTING ALL PRUNY.

496
00:18:37,249 --> 00:18:40,317
- STACY, THAT IS
SO UNATTRACTIVE.

497
00:18:40,319 --> 00:18:42,854
I CAN'T BELIEVE
YOU EVEN SHOWED ME.

498
00:18:42,856 --> 00:18:44,989
COME ON, LET'S CHANGE
AND GO TO THE DANCE,

499
00:18:44,991 --> 00:18:49,026
UNLESS STACY HAS SOMETHING ELSE
REALLY GROSS TO SHOW US.

500
00:18:59,372 --> 00:19:01,605
- SO YOU GUYS WANT TO GO
TO JOE'S DINER?

501
00:19:01,607 --> 00:19:02,773
THE FOOD'S INEDIBLE,

502
00:19:02,775 --> 00:19:04,475
AND ONE OF THE WAITERS
IS A SCHIZOPHRENIC.

503
00:19:04,477 --> 00:19:06,110
- THINK WE CAN GET IN?
- COOL.

504
00:19:06,112 --> 00:19:07,945
LET ME TELL CHUCK SO HE CAN
MEET UP WITH US LATER.

505
00:19:07,947 --> 00:19:10,114
- WAIT.
YOU'RE FRIENDS WITH UPCHUCK?

506
00:19:10,116 --> 00:19:11,115
- HE'S OUR COUSIN.

507
00:19:11,117 --> 00:19:12,516
WE CAME TO SEE HIS DJ ACT.

508
00:19:12,518 --> 00:19:13,951
- [growls]

509
00:19:13,953 --> 00:19:15,986
- UM...
- I JUST REMEMBERED...

510
00:19:15,988 --> 00:19:17,287
- I THINK I HAVE TO BE
SOMEWHERE...

511
00:19:17,289 --> 00:19:18,389
- ON THE OTHER SIDE OF TOWN...

512
00:19:18,391 --> 00:19:20,691
- OH, KEVIE,
I ONLY KISSED ROBERT

513
00:19:20,693 --> 00:19:22,593
TO GET EVEN WITH YOU
FOR KISSING ZOE.

514
00:19:22,595 --> 00:19:23,895
IT DIDN'T MEAN ANYTHING.

515
00:19:23,897 --> 00:19:25,829
AND NOW I KNOW
YOU REALLY DO LOVE ME

516
00:19:25,831 --> 00:19:27,564
AND YOU REALLY MEAN IT
WHEN YOU SAY

517
00:19:27,566 --> 00:19:29,767
SMART DOESN'T MATTER,
ALTHOUGH I THINK

518
00:19:29,769 --> 00:19:32,169
I'M SMARTER THAN YOU THINK I AM,
ALTHOUGH I KNOW I'M NOT SMARTER

519
00:19:32,171 --> 00:19:33,704
THAN THE REALLY SMART,
SMART PEOPLE.

520
00:19:33,706 --> 00:19:35,472
SO I FORGIVE YOU!

521
00:19:35,474 --> 00:19:36,473
KEVIE?

522
00:19:36,475 --> 00:19:37,475
KEVIE?

523
00:19:37,477 --> 00:19:38,976
- [mutters]

524
00:19:38,978 --> 00:19:41,812
- SON, I WOULDN'T TRY TO TALK
WITH THAT BROKEN JAW.

525
00:19:41,814 --> 00:19:42,946
- A BROKEN JAW?

526
00:19:42,948 --> 00:19:45,148
FOR ME?

527
00:19:45,150 --> 00:19:46,317
- [muffled scream]

528
00:19:46,319 --> 00:19:49,086
- LET'S DO THE MATH
ONE MORE TIME.

529
00:19:49,088 --> 00:19:51,055
YOUR DANCE DECORATIONS
WERE A HUGE HIT.

530
00:19:51,057 --> 00:19:52,422
- PLUS.

531
00:19:52,424 --> 00:19:54,692
- BUT MY SISTER MANAGED TO TAKE
COMPLETE CREDIT FOR THEM.

532
00:19:54,694 --> 00:19:56,193
- MINUS.

533
00:19:56,195 --> 00:19:58,429
- WE HUNG OUT WITH A COUPLE
OF GUYS WHO WEREN'T SO BAD.

534
00:19:58,431 --> 00:19:59,663
- PLUS.

535
00:19:59,665 --> 00:20:01,064
- BUT THEY TURNED OUT
TO BE CARRIERS

536
00:20:01,066 --> 00:20:02,767
OF THE DREADED RUTTHEIMER GENE.

537
00:20:02,769 --> 00:20:04,034
- BIG MINUS.

538
00:20:04,036 --> 00:20:06,270
- SO WE'RE MORE OR LESS EVEN
ON THE NIGHT.

539
00:20:06,272 --> 00:20:07,537
- DARN.

540
00:20:07,539 --> 00:20:10,441
AND IT CAME SO CLOSE
TO TURNING OUT SEMIDECENT.

541
00:20:10,443 --> 00:20:12,310
- OH, MY GOD.

542
00:20:12,312 --> 00:20:13,643
- OPEN UP.
- LET US IN.

543
00:20:13,645 --> 00:20:15,813
- OPEN THIS DOOR.
- HELLO!

544
00:20:15,815 --> 00:20:17,515
- [together] PLUS!

545
00:20:17,517 --> 00:20:20,985
- ♪ LA-LA, LA, LA-LA ♪

546
00:20:31,831 --> 00:20:34,364
♪ LA, LA-LA ♪

547
00:20:36,969 --> 00:20:38,702
♪ LA, LA-LA ♪