1 00:00:07,441 --> 00:00:09,208 - ALL RIGHT, HERE ARE THE RESULTS 2 00:00:09,210 --> 00:00:11,276 OF YOUR CAREER APTITUDE TESTS. 3 00:00:11,278 --> 00:00:14,246 PERHAPS THEY'LL HELP YOU AVOID WHISKEY-SOAKED DECADES 4 00:00:14,248 --> 00:00:15,613 WONDERING WHAT MIGHT HAVE BEEN 5 00:00:15,615 --> 00:00:17,215 IF ONLY YOU'D HAD THE GUTS 6 00:00:17,217 --> 00:00:19,618 TO FOLLOW YOUR DREAM OF A LIFE AT SEA. 7 00:00:19,620 --> 00:00:21,453 - THAT'S RIGHT. LET IT OUT. 8 00:00:21,455 --> 00:00:23,688 - JUST MAKE SURE YOU CLEAN UP AFTER. 9 00:00:23,690 --> 00:00:25,857 - MY CONGRATULATIONS, MISS LANE. 10 00:00:25,859 --> 00:00:27,192 YOU'VE DONE IT AGAIN. 11 00:00:27,194 --> 00:00:28,627 - PERFECT RECORD. 12 00:00:28,629 --> 00:00:31,096 I'VE GOTTEN THE SAME THING THREE YEARS IN A ROW. 13 00:00:31,098 --> 00:00:32,197 - ACCOUNTANT? 14 00:00:32,199 --> 00:00:33,632 - THAT'S WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU FILL IN 15 00:00:33,634 --> 00:00:35,234 THE LETTER "C" FOR EVERY ANSWER. 16 00:00:35,236 --> 00:00:37,536 GETS THE WHOLE TEST OVER WITHIN FIVE MINUTES. 17 00:00:37,538 --> 00:00:40,271 - YOU MEAN YOU DIDN'T EVEN TRY TO ANSWER THE QUESTIONS? 18 00:00:40,273 --> 00:00:42,640 - QUESTIONS? WHAT QUESTIONS? 19 00:00:42,642 --> 00:00:43,641 WHAT'D YOU GET? 20 00:00:43,643 --> 00:00:46,144 - LET'S SEE. 21 00:00:46,146 --> 00:00:47,446 - DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT. 22 00:00:47,448 --> 00:00:49,714 HOW MUCH CAN THEY TELL FROM A STANDARDIZED TEST? 23 00:00:49,716 --> 00:00:51,883 I'VE HAD FORTUNE COOKIES THAT WERE MORE ACCURATE. 24 00:00:51,885 --> 00:00:55,220 - PETROLEUM DISPEN-- DISPENSATION? 25 00:00:55,222 --> 00:00:57,656 HEY-HEY! I'M GONNA BE AN OIL TYPHOON. 26 00:00:57,658 --> 00:00:59,725 - OH, KEVY, THAT'S GREAT! 27 00:00:59,727 --> 00:01:02,428 - SOUND IT OUT, KEVIN. 28 00:01:02,430 --> 00:01:06,064 THIS SAYS YOU'LL BE PUMPING GAS AT A FILLING STATION. 29 00:01:06,066 --> 00:01:08,833 - I'M GONNA BE A GAS JOCKEY FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE? 30 00:01:08,835 --> 00:01:11,002 - EW! 31 00:01:11,004 --> 00:01:12,303 - THEN AGAIN, 32 00:01:12,305 --> 00:01:14,339 SOMETIMES THESE TESTS CAN BE ABSOLUTELY UNCANNY. 33 00:01:16,109 --> 00:01:17,509 - AHEM. 34 00:01:17,511 --> 00:01:21,012 DOES ANYONE NOTICE ANYTHING SPECIAL ABOUT ME? 35 00:01:21,014 --> 00:01:23,015 - YES, FROM JUST THE RIGHT ANGLE, 36 00:01:23,017 --> 00:01:24,683 I REALLY CAN SEE THROUGH YOUR HEAD. 37 00:01:24,685 --> 00:01:27,018 - DARIA, PLEASE. 38 00:01:27,020 --> 00:01:28,886 WHAT ARE WE SUPPOSED TO NOTICE, HONEY? 39 00:01:28,888 --> 00:01:30,255 - MY NECK. 40 00:01:30,257 --> 00:01:33,292 I GOT MY CAREER APTITUDE TEST RESULTS AT SCHOOL TODAY, 41 00:01:33,294 --> 00:01:35,093 AND THEY SAID I HAVE A FUTURE 42 00:01:35,095 --> 00:01:37,095 AS A NECK MODEL FOR JEWELRY CATALOGS. 43 00:01:37,097 --> 00:01:39,598 - SO YOUR HEAD WOULD SERVE AS SORT OF AN ACCENT PIECE. 44 00:01:39,600 --> 00:01:41,133 - I THINK IT'S WONDERFUL 45 00:01:41,135 --> 00:01:43,034 THAT YOU'RE THINKING ABOUT THE FUTURE, QUINN, 46 00:01:43,036 --> 00:01:45,937 BUT YOU'VE GOT FAR MORE TO OFFER THAN YOUR NECK. 47 00:01:45,939 --> 00:01:48,239 - YES, WHAT ABOUT THE UNTAPPED POTENTIAL 48 00:01:48,241 --> 00:01:49,407 OF YOUR SHAPELY WRISTS? 49 00:01:49,409 --> 00:01:52,043 - DARIA, DID YOU TAKE A CAREER APTITUDE TEST? 50 00:01:52,045 --> 00:01:53,378 - I DON'T REMEMBER. 51 00:01:53,380 --> 00:01:56,114 - SO I HAVE TO CALL THE SCHOOL TO GET YOUR RESULTS? 52 00:01:56,116 --> 00:01:57,316 - IF YOU SO CHOOSE. 53 00:01:57,318 --> 00:01:59,718 - OR MAYBE I'LL JUST DROP BY IN PERSON, 54 00:01:59,720 --> 00:02:02,187 BRING YOU A SURPRISE SNACK FOR YOUR LUNCH BOX, 55 00:02:02,189 --> 00:02:04,456 POP INTO CLASS, AND GIVE IT TO YOU MYSELF. 56 00:02:04,458 --> 00:02:06,091 - ALL RIGHT. ALL RIGHT. 57 00:02:06,093 --> 00:02:08,827 THAT'S CHECK AND MATE. 58 00:02:08,829 --> 00:02:10,662 [sighs] [rustling] 59 00:02:10,664 --> 00:02:12,830 - A MORTICIAN? 60 00:02:12,832 --> 00:02:14,666 - HEY, IT'S NOT MY FAULT. 61 00:02:14,668 --> 00:02:16,334 NECK MODEL WAS ALREADY TAKEN. 62 00:02:16,336 --> 00:02:18,770 - "YOUR LACK OF INTEREST IN PERSONAL INTERACTION 63 00:02:18,772 --> 00:02:22,007 MAKES YOU AN IDEAL CANDIDATE FOR WORKING WITH THE DEAD"? 64 00:02:22,009 --> 00:02:25,677 DARIA, HAVE YOU GIVEN ANY THOUGHT TO YOUR CAREER PLANS? 65 00:02:25,679 --> 00:02:28,446 - I GUESS I'LL JUST WAIT AROUND FOR PEOPLE TO KICK THE BUCKET. 66 00:02:28,448 --> 00:02:31,316 - I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU'RE NOT MORE AMBITIOUS. 67 00:02:31,318 --> 00:02:33,652 - YOU WANT ME TO KILL PEOPLE TO DRUM UP BUSINESS? 68 00:02:33,654 --> 00:02:34,986 - DARIA! 69 00:02:34,988 --> 00:02:36,655 - DADDY, CAN I HAVE SOME MONEY FOR PICTURES OF MY NECK? 70 00:02:36,657 --> 00:02:37,722 - WHY, SURE, HONEY. 71 00:02:37,724 --> 00:02:39,691 PICTURES OF YOUR NECK, GREAT IDEA. 72 00:02:39,693 --> 00:02:41,025 I'LL JUST RUN DOWN TO THE BANK RIGHT NOW. 73 00:02:41,027 --> 00:02:43,695 - JAKE, YOU'RE NOT GIVING QUINN ANY MONEY. 74 00:02:43,697 --> 00:02:44,796 - CAN I GO TO THE BANK ANYWAY? 75 00:02:44,798 --> 00:02:46,498 - SIT DOWN, JAKE. 76 00:02:46,500 --> 00:02:50,235 - BUT I NEED $500 TO PUT TOGETHER A PORTFOLIO. 77 00:02:50,237 --> 00:02:52,203 - QUINN, IF YOU WANT THAT KIND OF MONEY, 78 00:02:52,205 --> 00:02:54,039 YOU CAN TAKE A JOB AND EARN IT. 79 00:02:54,041 --> 00:02:55,373 - A JOB? 80 00:02:55,375 --> 00:02:57,775 BUT THE STRESS COULD PUT WRINKLES ON MY NECK. 81 00:02:57,777 --> 00:02:59,210 - TELL ME ABOUT IT. 82 00:02:59,212 --> 00:03:01,078 AND IF QUINN'S GETTING A JOB, DARIA, 83 00:03:01,080 --> 00:03:02,580 YOU CAN GET ONE TOO. 84 00:03:02,582 --> 00:03:03,782 I WANT YOU TO GET AN IDEA 85 00:03:03,784 --> 00:03:05,249 OF WHAT THE WORKING WORLD IS ABOUT 86 00:03:05,251 --> 00:03:07,953 SO YOU CAN TAKE AN INTEREST IN YOUR FUTURE. 87 00:03:07,955 --> 00:03:10,121 - AND GIVE UP STUDYING FOR THE PRIESTHOOD? 88 00:03:10,123 --> 00:03:11,523 - IT SAYS ON THIS FORM 89 00:03:11,525 --> 00:03:13,825 THAT THEY HAVE PEER COUNSELING AT YOUR SCHOOL. 90 00:03:13,827 --> 00:03:16,327 EITHER YOU GET A JOB OR YOU GET SOME COUNSELING 91 00:03:16,329 --> 00:03:17,996 TO IMPROVE YOUR PEOPLE SKILLS. 92 00:03:17,998 --> 00:03:20,732 - WELL, I GUESS COUNSELING WOULD TAKE UP LESS OF MY TIME. 93 00:03:20,734 --> 00:03:22,267 - DADDY, I DON'T HAVE ANY WORK CLOTHES. 94 00:03:22,269 --> 00:03:26,371 CAN I HAVE $500 FOR SOME NEW OUTFITS? 95 00:03:26,373 --> 00:03:27,939 - IS THAT THE DOORBELL? 96 00:03:33,013 --> 00:03:34,679 - OH. 97 00:03:34,681 --> 00:03:38,283 - YOU'RE THAT GIRL FROM QUINN'S HOUSE. 98 00:03:38,285 --> 00:03:40,184 - ARE YOU GETTING COUNSELING TOO? 99 00:03:40,186 --> 00:03:43,355 - I'M THE COUNSELOR. 100 00:03:43,357 --> 00:03:46,525 IT'S VOLUNTEER WORK 101 00:03:46,527 --> 00:03:51,029 TO HELP THE SOCIALLY CHALLENGED. 102 00:03:51,031 --> 00:03:53,031 - YOU'RE GONNA COUNSEL ME? 103 00:03:53,033 --> 00:03:54,199 OF COURSE. 104 00:03:54,201 --> 00:03:55,967 IT'S SOME KIND OF COSMIC PAYBACK 105 00:03:55,969 --> 00:03:57,635 FOR BEING TOO IRONIC. 106 00:03:57,637 --> 00:03:59,571 OKAY, IS THIS GONNA TAKE LONG? 107 00:03:59,573 --> 00:04:02,474 - "YOU TOO... 108 00:04:02,476 --> 00:04:04,476 "CAN LEARN... 109 00:04:04,478 --> 00:04:07,980 TO MAKE..." 110 00:04:07,982 --> 00:04:10,649 - YES? - "FRIENDS. 111 00:04:10,651 --> 00:04:14,185 "MAKING FRIENDS"-- 112 00:04:14,187 --> 00:04:15,653 - WHY DON'T I READ THAT TO MYSELF? 113 00:04:15,655 --> 00:04:18,457 THAT WAY, WE CAN BOTH BE OUT OF HERE BEFORE WE GRADUATE. 114 00:04:18,459 --> 00:04:24,595 - "MAKING FRIENDS IS"... 115 00:04:24,597 --> 00:04:25,730 - FUN? 116 00:04:25,732 --> 00:04:27,465 INTERESTING? IMPOSSIBLE? 117 00:04:27,467 --> 00:04:29,267 - "IMPORTANT. 118 00:04:29,269 --> 00:04:34,239 FRIENDS CAN BE VERY"... 119 00:04:34,241 --> 00:04:35,340 - USEFUL? 120 00:04:35,342 --> 00:04:36,408 SUPPORTIVE? 121 00:04:36,410 --> 00:04:37,809 PURPLE? WHAT? 122 00:04:37,811 --> 00:04:40,678 - YOU MADE ME LOSE MY PLACE. 123 00:04:40,680 --> 00:04:42,147 LET'S SEE. 124 00:04:42,149 --> 00:04:45,349 "MAKING FRIENDS... 125 00:04:45,351 --> 00:04:49,321 IS IMPORTANT." 126 00:04:49,323 --> 00:04:51,789 - NOW THEY'RE MAKING ME LOOK FOR A JOB. 127 00:04:51,791 --> 00:04:53,691 - I THOUGHT YOU SAID THEY GAVE YOU A CHOICE. 128 00:04:53,693 --> 00:04:56,594 - IT'S BEEN 24 HOURS SINCE I MET WITH TIFFANY. 129 00:04:56,596 --> 00:04:59,531 AS FAR AS I KNOW, SHE'S STILL THERE COUNSELING ME. 130 00:04:59,533 --> 00:05:01,466 - SO WHAT KIND OF JOB ARE YOU THINKING ABOUT? 131 00:05:01,468 --> 00:05:03,468 - THE KIND THAT'S ALREADY BEEN TAKEN. 132 00:05:03,470 --> 00:05:05,303 THEY SAID I HAD TO LOOK FOR A JOB. 133 00:05:05,305 --> 00:05:06,971 THEY DIDN'T SAY I HAD TO FIND ONE. 134 00:05:06,973 --> 00:05:09,975 - YEAH, I DON'T EVEN SEE ANY JOBS AVAILABLE. 135 00:05:09,977 --> 00:05:12,310 - WELL, NO SENSE PUSHING OUR LUCK. 136 00:05:12,312 --> 00:05:14,079 CHEESE FRIES? - SOUNDS GOOD. 137 00:05:17,650 --> 00:05:20,251 - DARIA, HOW DID THE JOB HUNT GO? 138 00:05:20,253 --> 00:05:21,653 - IT WAS REALLY ROUGH. 139 00:05:21,655 --> 00:05:22,754 I LOOKED EVERYWHERE 140 00:05:22,756 --> 00:05:24,221 AND COULDN'T FIND A SINGLE THING. 141 00:05:24,223 --> 00:05:27,091 - HOW CAN THAT BE? UNEMPLOYMENT IS AT A RECORD LOW. 142 00:05:27,093 --> 00:05:28,427 - THAT'S THE PROBLEM. 143 00:05:28,429 --> 00:05:30,462 EVERYBODY'S WORKING, AND ALL THE JOBS ARE FILLED. 144 00:05:30,464 --> 00:05:31,596 - GUESS WHAT? 145 00:05:31,598 --> 00:05:33,064 I FOUND A JOB THE FIRST PLACE I LOOKED: 146 00:05:33,066 --> 00:05:34,199 THE PET STORE IN THE MALL. 147 00:05:34,201 --> 00:05:35,667 - ARE YOU SURE IT'S A JOB? 148 00:05:35,669 --> 00:05:37,869 MAYBE THEY'RE JUST TRYING TO FIND YOU A GOOD HOME. 149 00:05:37,871 --> 00:05:39,170 - AND I'VE ONLY GOT ONE NIGHT 150 00:05:39,172 --> 00:05:41,606 TO COORDINATE MY ANIMAL PRINT NAIL POLISH. 151 00:05:41,608 --> 00:05:43,274 - DARIA, YOU'RE NOT DEDICATED 152 00:05:43,276 --> 00:05:44,876 TO FINDING A JOB AT ALL, ARE YOU? 153 00:05:44,878 --> 00:05:46,177 - ON THE CONTRARY. 154 00:05:46,179 --> 00:05:48,513 I'M WILLING TO SPEND AS LONG AS IT TAKES: 155 00:05:48,515 --> 00:05:50,948 WEEKS, MONTHS, YEARS-- 156 00:05:50,950 --> 00:05:52,850 - HEY, DARIA, I GOT YOU A JOB! 157 00:05:54,954 --> 00:05:56,221 - FRANKLY, DARIA, 158 00:05:56,223 --> 00:05:58,056 THIS IS NOT WHAT I CONSIDER AN IDEAL SITUATION. 159 00:05:58,058 --> 00:05:59,891 - THAT'S FUNNY, I'M IN HEAVEN. 160 00:05:59,893 --> 00:06:02,226 - BECAUSE YOUR FATHER CONSULTS FOR OUR NATIONAL OFFICE, 161 00:06:02,228 --> 00:06:04,896 MY REGIONAL MANAGER ASKED ME TO GIVE YOU A TRY-OUT, 162 00:06:04,898 --> 00:06:07,298 BUT QUITE HONESTLY, I DON'T LIKE NEPOTISM. 163 00:06:07,300 --> 00:06:08,567 AND I DON'T LIKE CRONYISM. 164 00:06:08,569 --> 00:06:10,302 - WHERE DO YOU STAND ON VANDALISM? 165 00:06:10,304 --> 00:06:12,236 - YOU GET THE SAME CHANCE AS EVERYONE ELSE: 166 00:06:12,238 --> 00:06:13,705 NO MORE, NO LESS. 167 00:06:13,707 --> 00:06:17,809 I NEED MY WORKERS TO THINK, SLEEP, EAT, AND BREATHE NUTS. 168 00:06:17,811 --> 00:06:20,312 ONLY THOSE WHO MAKE IT THROUGH MY RIGOROUS SCREENING PROCESS 169 00:06:20,314 --> 00:06:22,647 ARE FIT TO REPRESENT MY MERCHANDISE TO THE PUBLIC. 170 00:06:22,649 --> 00:06:23,982 - HEY, HEY. HOW'S IT GOING? 171 00:06:23,984 --> 00:06:25,417 I'M HERE TO APPLY FOR A JOB. 172 00:06:25,419 --> 00:06:26,818 - CAN YOU BAG NUTS? - SURE. 173 00:06:26,820 --> 00:06:28,487 - YOU'RE HIRED. - COOL. 174 00:06:28,489 --> 00:06:29,721 HEY, DARIA. 175 00:06:38,498 --> 00:06:41,499 - EACH CUSTOMER MUST BE GREETED WITH OUR TRADEMARK SLOGAN. 176 00:06:41,501 --> 00:06:44,335 "WELCOME TO IT'S A NUTTY, NUTTY, NUTTY WORLD. 177 00:06:44,337 --> 00:06:45,837 "WE'RE JUST NUTS ABOUT NUTS. 178 00:06:45,839 --> 00:06:47,205 "CRUNCH NUTS WITH YOUR LUNCH, 179 00:06:47,207 --> 00:06:48,340 "BUY THEM BY THE BUNCH, 180 00:06:48,342 --> 00:06:50,408 SEND THEM TO FRIENDS FAR AWAY TO MUNCH." 181 00:06:50,410 --> 00:06:52,110 NOW REPEAT THAT SO I KNOW YOU'VE LEARNED IT. 182 00:06:52,112 --> 00:06:53,411 - WELCOME TO... - HAVE SOME NUTS. 183 00:06:53,413 --> 00:06:54,479 - IT'S A NUTTY, NUTTY, NUTTY WORLD. 184 00:06:54,481 --> 00:06:55,747 - CRUNCH MUNCH NUTS. 185 00:06:55,749 --> 00:06:57,415 - WORLD OF... - WE'RE JUST NUTS ABOUT NUTS. 186 00:06:57,417 --> 00:06:58,450 - NUTS. 187 00:06:58,452 --> 00:06:59,784 - YOU ALMOST HAD THAT. 188 00:06:59,786 --> 00:07:00,985 TRY AGAIN AFTER ME. 189 00:07:00,987 --> 00:07:03,121 WELCOME TO IT'S A NUTTY, NUTTY, NUTTY WORLD. 190 00:07:03,123 --> 00:07:05,023 - UH, LIKE, WELCOME TO NUTS WORLD? 191 00:07:05,025 --> 00:07:06,825 - NUTTY, NUTTY, NUTTY WORLD. 192 00:07:06,827 --> 00:07:09,894 - UH, NUTS WORLD NUTTY, NUTTY. 193 00:07:09,896 --> 00:07:12,330 UM...UH, LUNCH? - NO! 194 00:07:12,332 --> 00:07:13,464 - HEY, DON'T WORRY. 195 00:07:13,466 --> 00:07:14,966 I'LL GET IT RIGHT FOR THE CUSTOMERS. 196 00:07:14,968 --> 00:07:16,101 - JUST DON'T FORGET TO SMILE. 197 00:07:16,103 --> 00:07:17,469 REMEMBER OUR GUARANTEE: 198 00:07:17,471 --> 00:07:19,337 IF WE DON'T SMILE, THE NUTS ARE FREE. 199 00:07:19,339 --> 00:07:21,573 AND THOSE FREE NUTS COME OUT OF YOUR PAYCHECKS. 200 00:07:21,575 --> 00:07:24,509 SO COME ON, SMILE BIG, WIDE. LET'S SEE THEM. 201 00:07:27,347 --> 00:07:29,280 LET'S TAKE A BREAK. 202 00:07:29,282 --> 00:07:30,348 [mutters] 203 00:07:30,350 --> 00:07:31,649 - LET ME GUESS. 204 00:07:31,651 --> 00:07:33,617 THIS IS YOUR WAY OF MOVING UP FROM PUMPING GAS. 205 00:07:33,619 --> 00:07:34,785 - YEAH. 206 00:07:34,787 --> 00:07:36,487 I MEAN, THAT TEST WAS, LIKE, A WAKEUP CALL. 207 00:07:36,489 --> 00:07:37,989 I GOT TO THINK ABOUT THE FUTURE. 208 00:07:37,991 --> 00:07:42,627 I NEED A SERIOUS JOB WITH, LIKE, A SERIOUS CAREER PATH. 209 00:07:42,629 --> 00:07:44,195 - THIS IS SERIOUS, ALL RIGHT. 210 00:07:46,600 --> 00:07:49,000 - YOU GOT TO TAKE SPECIAL CARE OF THE ANIMALS. 211 00:07:49,002 --> 00:07:50,501 BELIEVE ME, WHEN YOU NEGLECT THEM, 212 00:07:50,503 --> 00:07:51,603 THEY DON'T LET YOU FORGET IT. 213 00:07:51,605 --> 00:07:53,170 - EWW! 214 00:07:53,172 --> 00:07:56,674 MR. MATTHEWS, ARE YOU SURE THESE ANIMALS ARE SAFE? 215 00:07:56,676 --> 00:07:57,709 - HO-HO, SURE THEY ARE. 216 00:07:57,711 --> 00:07:59,077 WOULDN'T HURT A FLY. 217 00:07:59,079 --> 00:08:00,145 NOT EVEN JOANNE. 218 00:08:00,147 --> 00:08:01,212 - JOANNE? 219 00:08:01,214 --> 00:08:03,148 - MY $1,000 PRIZE BOA CONSTRICTOR. 220 00:08:03,150 --> 00:08:04,348 - [screams] 221 00:08:04,350 --> 00:08:06,384 DON'T YOU HAVE ANY CUTER ANIMALS HERE? 222 00:08:06,386 --> 00:08:08,653 THOSE ARE THE ONES I ASPIRE TO WORK WITH. 223 00:08:08,655 --> 00:08:10,288 - I'LL INTRODUCE YOU TO EVERYONE. 224 00:08:10,290 --> 00:08:12,324 THOSE ARE MARIA AND PEDRO, MY TWO IGUANAS. 225 00:08:12,326 --> 00:08:15,159 THEY NEED EXACTLY 3 1/4 TEASPOONS OF WATER 226 00:08:15,161 --> 00:08:16,261 EVERY 45 MINUTES. 227 00:08:16,263 --> 00:08:17,962 THESE ARE MY CANARIES-- 228 00:08:17,964 --> 00:08:20,131 BE SURE NOT TO BREATHE TOO HARD ON THEM-- 229 00:08:20,133 --> 00:08:23,635 TRAVIS, MAVIS, VENUS, ELVIS, CLORIS, CLOVIS, AND POSH. 230 00:08:23,637 --> 00:08:25,470 GOT THE NAMES? - OH, YES. 231 00:08:25,472 --> 00:08:27,305 - GREAT! THEN COME MEET THE GOLDFISH. 232 00:08:27,307 --> 00:08:28,807 - HUH. 233 00:08:28,809 --> 00:08:30,876 - OKAY, KIDS, LET'S DO SOME BUSINESS. 234 00:08:30,878 --> 00:08:33,979 REMEMBER, NO UNAUTHORIZED PERSONNEL BEHIND THE COUNTER. 235 00:08:33,981 --> 00:08:36,647 AND MOST OF ALL, SMILE, SMILE, SMILE, 236 00:08:36,649 --> 00:08:37,816 OR THE NUTS ARE FREE. 237 00:08:37,818 --> 00:08:41,319 - WHOA! FREE NUTS! 238 00:08:41,321 --> 00:08:43,455 - UH, KEVIN, HE MEANT FOR THE CUSTOMERS. 239 00:08:43,457 --> 00:08:45,490 - HUH? 240 00:08:45,492 --> 00:08:48,293 - WELCOME TO IT'S A NUTTY, NUTTY, NUTTY WORLD. 241 00:08:48,295 --> 00:08:51,663 WE'RE JUST NUTS ABOUT NUTS. 242 00:08:51,665 --> 00:08:53,164 CRUNCH NUTS WITH YOUR LUNCH-- 243 00:08:53,166 --> 00:08:54,833 - YEAH, CAN I GET A BAG OF PISTACHIOS? 244 00:08:54,835 --> 00:08:55,834 - OKAY. 245 00:08:55,836 --> 00:08:58,169 HOLD ON A SECOND. 246 00:08:58,171 --> 00:09:00,672 THERE. 247 00:09:00,674 --> 00:09:03,341 - WOW, YOU DID IT. YOU SOLD A BAG OF NUTS. 248 00:09:03,343 --> 00:09:04,643 - THAT'S RIGHT, KEVIN. 249 00:09:04,645 --> 00:09:06,811 I'M SO HAPPY YOU WERE HERE TO SHARE IT WITH ME. 250 00:09:06,813 --> 00:09:08,680 - HI, WELCOME TO NUTTY WORLD. 251 00:09:08,682 --> 00:09:09,714 [gulps] 252 00:09:09,716 --> 00:09:11,616 HI, THERE, WELCOME TO NUTTY WORLD. 253 00:09:11,618 --> 00:09:14,118 WE'RE JUST CRUNCHING OUR LUNCH AND SENDING OUR NUTS-- 254 00:09:14,120 --> 00:09:16,053 UH, DARIA, WHAT COMES NEXT AGAIN? 255 00:09:16,055 --> 00:09:17,222 - BANKRUPTCY COURT. 256 00:09:17,224 --> 00:09:19,257 - CAN I GET TWO POUNDS OF ALMONDS, PLEASE? 257 00:09:19,259 --> 00:09:20,792 - SURE THING, MA'AM. 258 00:09:20,794 --> 00:09:22,961 HEY, DARIA, WHICH ONES WERE THE ALMONDS AGAIN? 259 00:09:22,963 --> 00:09:24,963 - THESE. RIGHT HERE. 260 00:09:24,965 --> 00:09:27,565 THE ONES WITH THE SIGN THAT SAYS "ALMONDS" ON THEM. 261 00:09:27,567 --> 00:09:29,400 THAT'S THE SAME WORD ON THE SIGN OVER THERE 262 00:09:29,402 --> 00:09:31,236 WITH THE PICTURE OF THE ALMOND ON IT. 263 00:09:31,238 --> 00:09:32,670 - OH, YEAH, RIGHT, THANKS. 264 00:09:32,672 --> 00:09:33,772 SO WHERE DID YOU POINT AGAIN? 265 00:09:33,774 --> 00:09:35,473 - I'D LIKE MY NUTS, PLEASE. 266 00:09:35,475 --> 00:09:38,443 - HANG ON. 267 00:09:38,445 --> 00:09:40,812 - HERE, BIRDIES, 268 00:09:40,814 --> 00:09:44,149 COME GET YOUR BIRDSEED. 269 00:09:44,151 --> 00:09:45,250 - WHAT WAS THAT? 270 00:09:45,252 --> 00:09:46,484 DID I HEAR YOU SAY OOPS? 271 00:09:46,486 --> 00:09:49,420 OH, MY GOD, I ONLY SEE SIX CANARIES. 272 00:09:49,422 --> 00:09:50,588 WHERE'S TRAVIS? - UM... 273 00:09:50,590 --> 00:09:52,824 A NICE OLD LADY JUST WALKED IN AND BOUGHT HIM. 274 00:09:52,826 --> 00:09:55,093 SHE BROUGHT HER OWN CAGE. 275 00:09:55,095 --> 00:09:58,096 - FANTASTIC. KEEP UP THE GOOD WORK, QUINN. 276 00:09:58,098 --> 00:09:59,563 - [sighs] 277 00:09:59,565 --> 00:10:03,935 GREAT, NOW I'M A WHOLE BIRD FURTHER AWAY FROM MY PHOTOS. 278 00:10:05,171 --> 00:10:07,171 - WOW! THAT'S YOUR THIRD SALE. 279 00:10:07,173 --> 00:10:09,440 I THOUGHT YOU BRAINS ONLY KNEW ABOUT SCHOOL STUFF, 280 00:10:09,442 --> 00:10:11,676 BUT, LIKE, YOU KNOW HOW TO SELL NUTS TOO. 281 00:10:11,678 --> 00:10:12,944 AMAZING. 282 00:10:12,946 --> 00:10:15,212 - YES, KEVIN, YOU'D BE SURPRISED HOW HANDY 283 00:10:15,214 --> 00:10:17,348 A COMMAND OF BASIC LITERACY SKILLS CAN BE. 284 00:10:17,350 --> 00:10:19,517 - KEVIN, WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 285 00:10:19,519 --> 00:10:21,452 ANGIE TOLD ME SHE SAW YOU HERE 286 00:10:21,454 --> 00:10:25,523 GIVING SOME LADY A BAG OF NUTS AND SMILING YOUR HEAD OFF. 287 00:10:25,525 --> 00:10:28,192 YOU KNOW WOMEN CAN'T RESIST YOUR SMILES. 288 00:10:28,194 --> 00:10:30,628 - BUT, BABE, I GOT TO SMILE AT EVERYONE. 289 00:10:30,630 --> 00:10:32,964 IT'S PART OF MY JOB. 290 00:10:32,966 --> 00:10:35,433 - OH, KEVY. 291 00:10:35,435 --> 00:10:37,702 IT'S JUST FOR THE JOB, RIGHT? 292 00:10:37,704 --> 00:10:39,871 - SURE, BABE. I PROMISE. 293 00:10:39,873 --> 00:10:44,776 - OKAY, BUT THIS SIGN SAYS A SMILE--JUST ONE. 294 00:10:44,778 --> 00:10:48,646 IF I CATCH YOU GIVING MORE THAN ONE SMILE TO A CUSTOMER, 295 00:10:48,648 --> 00:10:50,215 YOU'RE QUITTING. 296 00:10:50,217 --> 00:10:52,550 - NOW YOU'RE MAKING ME SMILE. 297 00:10:52,552 --> 00:10:54,052 FIGURATIVELY SPEAKING. 298 00:10:54,054 --> 00:10:56,320 - I NEED FOUR POUNDS OF WALNUTS. 299 00:10:56,322 --> 00:10:59,557 - DO YOU THINK HE'S SMILING AT YOU BECAUSE HE WANTS TO? 300 00:10:59,559 --> 00:11:00,892 HE'S NOT, YOU KNOW. 301 00:11:00,894 --> 00:11:02,894 THEY'RE MAKING HIM. - HUH? 302 00:11:02,896 --> 00:11:04,829 - WORLD OF CRUNCH LUNCH NUTS. 303 00:11:04,831 --> 00:11:06,431 MUNCH THE NUTTY, NUTTY? 304 00:11:09,168 --> 00:11:11,603 - SO HOW WAS THE FIRST DAY ON THE JOB? 305 00:11:11,605 --> 00:11:12,737 - IT WENT GREAT. 306 00:11:12,739 --> 00:11:14,139 THE ANIMALS LOVE ME. 307 00:11:14,141 --> 00:11:15,840 - I HEARD A CANARY GOT CAUGHT 308 00:11:15,842 --> 00:11:18,109 IN THE AIR FILTRATION SYSTEM AT THE MALL. 309 00:11:18,111 --> 00:11:20,411 YOU WOULDN'T HAPPEN TO KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT THAT, WOULD YOU? 310 00:11:20,413 --> 00:11:22,012 - STOP MAKING THINGS UP. 311 00:11:22,014 --> 00:11:23,848 BESIDES, IT WASN'T REALLY MY FAULT. 312 00:11:23,850 --> 00:11:24,949 - [sniffs] HEY! 313 00:11:24,951 --> 00:11:26,116 WHAT'S FOR DINNER? 314 00:11:26,118 --> 00:11:27,919 PEANUT BUTTER SANDWICHES? - THAT'S DARIA. 315 00:11:27,921 --> 00:11:30,187 SHE SMELLS LIKE PEANUTS FROM HER STUPID JOB. 316 00:11:30,189 --> 00:11:31,789 - I WHAT? [sniffs] 317 00:11:31,791 --> 00:11:33,357 OH, GOD. 318 00:11:33,359 --> 00:11:35,526 THAT EXPLAINS THOSE SQUIRRELS AT THE BUS STOP. 319 00:11:35,528 --> 00:11:39,197 - WHILE WE'RE ON THE SUBJECT, TELL US ABOUT YOUR JOB, DARIA. 320 00:11:39,199 --> 00:11:41,298 - IT WENT SURPRISINGLY WELL. - REALLY? 321 00:11:41,300 --> 00:11:44,635 - IN FACT, I DOUBT I CAN EVER TOP TODAY'S PERFORMANCE. 322 00:11:44,637 --> 00:11:47,572 SO I THINK I'LL TAKE EARLY RETIREMENT STARTING TOMORROW. 323 00:11:47,574 --> 00:11:49,006 - NO, YOU WON'T. 324 00:11:49,008 --> 00:11:51,142 YOU'RE NOT QUITTING UNTIL YOU SPEND ENOUGH TIME THERE 325 00:11:51,144 --> 00:11:53,844 TO REALIZE YOUR FUTURE IS NOTHING TO TAKE FOR GRANTED. 326 00:11:53,846 --> 00:11:55,146 RIGHT, JAKE? 327 00:11:55,148 --> 00:11:57,649 - CAN WE HAVE OUR PEANUT BUTTER SANDWICHES NOW? 328 00:11:57,651 --> 00:11:59,651 - WHEN ALIENS EAT OUT, 329 00:11:59,653 --> 00:12:01,419 WHERE DO THEY RELIEVE THEMSELVES? 330 00:12:01,421 --> 00:12:03,655 EXTRA-TERRESTRIAL RESTAURANT RESTROOMS 331 00:12:03,657 --> 00:12:05,657 TONIGHT ON SICK, SAD WORLD. 332 00:12:05,659 --> 00:12:07,758 - IT'S EVEN WORSE THAN SCHOOL: 333 00:12:07,760 --> 00:12:09,860 YOU'RE TRAPPED IN A MUCH TIGHTER SPACE, 334 00:12:09,862 --> 00:12:11,261 THE RULES ARE STUPIDER, 335 00:12:11,263 --> 00:12:13,331 AND KEVIN'S VERY CLOSE. 336 00:12:13,333 --> 00:12:14,666 - SHOULD I COME DOWN AND VISIT? 337 00:12:14,668 --> 00:12:16,167 OFFER SOME MORAL SUPPORT? 338 00:12:16,169 --> 00:12:19,170 - YOU'VE ALREADY SEEN ME IN ENOUGH HUMILIATING SITUATIONS. 339 00:12:19,172 --> 00:12:21,005 - SO WHAT WOULD ONE MORE HURT? 340 00:12:21,007 --> 00:12:22,340 MISERY LOVES COMPANY. 341 00:12:22,342 --> 00:12:23,874 - YOU DON'T HAVE TO TELL ME THAT. 342 00:12:23,876 --> 00:12:25,843 IT'S THE BASIS OF OUR WHOLE FRIENDSHIP. 343 00:12:25,845 --> 00:12:26,944 [sighs] 344 00:12:26,946 --> 00:12:28,112 ALL RIGHT. 345 00:12:28,114 --> 00:12:29,180 YOU CAN COME, 346 00:12:29,182 --> 00:12:30,548 BUT DON'T LET ANYONE ELSE KNOW. 347 00:12:30,550 --> 00:12:32,850 - HEY, JANIE. HEY DARIA. 348 00:12:32,852 --> 00:12:34,118 - MM, HEY. 349 00:12:34,120 --> 00:12:36,787 - DIDN'T YOU MAKE SOME COFFEE LAST WEEK? 350 00:12:36,789 --> 00:12:38,789 - YOU LOOK AWFUL. WHAT HAPPENED TO YOU? 351 00:12:38,791 --> 00:12:42,960 - JESSE AND I WERE UP ALL NIGHT TRYING TO WRITE A NEW SONG, 352 00:12:42,962 --> 00:12:45,797 BUT WE ONLY ENDED UP WITH ONE CHORD WE LIKE. 353 00:12:45,799 --> 00:12:47,899 - AND WHICH CHORD WOULD THAT BE? 354 00:12:47,901 --> 00:12:49,200 - "A" MINOR SEVENTH. 355 00:12:49,202 --> 00:12:51,702 - NO. "A" DIMINISHED. 356 00:12:51,704 --> 00:12:53,371 - I'LL GET ANOTHER CRAMP. 357 00:12:53,373 --> 00:12:54,671 - [sniffs] HEY. 358 00:12:54,673 --> 00:12:55,940 THAT'S WEIRD. 359 00:12:55,942 --> 00:12:58,476 SUDDENLY I'M IN THE MOOD FOR PEANUT BRITTLE. 360 00:13:07,220 --> 00:13:09,254 - CONGRATULATIONS, DARIA, 361 00:13:09,256 --> 00:13:12,056 DESPITE YOUR $15 PENALTY FOR UNSMILED NUT SALES, 362 00:13:12,058 --> 00:13:14,058 YOU'RE OUR FIRST SALESPERSON OF THE DAY. 363 00:13:14,060 --> 00:13:15,492 - I'VE ALWAYS DREAMT OF THE DAY 364 00:13:15,494 --> 00:13:17,228 MY PICTURE WOULD HANG IN A NUT HOUSE. 365 00:13:17,230 --> 00:13:18,763 - WELL, IF YOU EXPECT TO KEEP IT THERE, 366 00:13:18,765 --> 00:13:20,999 YOU'LL HAVE TO REMEMBER TO SMILE. 367 00:13:21,001 --> 00:13:22,533 - THANKS FOR THE RIDE. 368 00:13:22,535 --> 00:13:25,336 I'M OFF TO GET SOME ART SUPPLIES. 369 00:13:25,338 --> 00:13:26,837 SEE YOU. - OKAY. 370 00:13:26,839 --> 00:13:27,838 SEE YOU. 371 00:13:27,840 --> 00:13:29,641 LET'S GO HIT THAT NEW NUT STAND. 372 00:13:29,643 --> 00:13:32,877 I'VE BEEN CRAVING HONEY ROASTED PEANUTS ALL DAY. 373 00:13:32,879 --> 00:13:34,011 - GETTING A SNACK? 374 00:13:34,013 --> 00:13:35,045 YUM. 375 00:13:35,047 --> 00:13:37,816 LET'S GO SNACK SOMEWHERE. 376 00:13:37,818 --> 00:13:38,950 - LET'S SEE. 377 00:13:38,952 --> 00:13:40,385 YOU COULD TAKE LITTLE PUDDY PIE, 378 00:13:40,387 --> 00:13:41,919 OR THERE'S LITTLE FIFI, 379 00:13:41,921 --> 00:13:44,222 AND THIS PUPPY OVER HERE IS SNUGGLES. 380 00:13:44,224 --> 00:13:45,690 - I LIKE THIS ONE. 381 00:13:45,692 --> 00:13:48,693 - OH, NO, THAT'S BARKSY. HE'S MY FAVORITE. 382 00:13:48,695 --> 00:13:50,728 WHY DON'T YOU TAKE FIFI INSTEAD? 383 00:13:50,730 --> 00:13:52,764 - BUT I WANT THE OTHER ONE. 384 00:13:52,766 --> 00:13:53,965 - WHAT'S GOING ON HERE? 385 00:13:53,967 --> 00:13:55,800 - [gasps] OH, NO! 386 00:13:55,802 --> 00:13:57,302 WHERE'S JOANNE? 387 00:13:57,304 --> 00:13:58,303 - WHO'S JOANNE? 388 00:13:58,305 --> 00:13:59,670 - MR. MATTHEWS SAID NOT TO LET 389 00:13:59,672 --> 00:14:01,605 THE PUPPIES' LITTLE PAWS TOUCH THE ROUGH FLOOR, 390 00:14:01,607 --> 00:14:03,808 SO I PUT THEM ON THE LID FROM JOANNE'S CAGE. 391 00:14:03,810 --> 00:14:05,043 - WHO'S JOANNE? 392 00:14:05,045 --> 00:14:07,145 - HOW DID SHE GET OVER THE SIDE OF THE CAGE? 393 00:14:07,147 --> 00:14:09,380 DON'T BOA CONSTRICTORS HAVE GRAVITY? 394 00:14:09,382 --> 00:14:11,516 - [screams] - [screams] 395 00:14:11,518 --> 00:14:13,384 - COME ON, LET'S GET SOME PIZZA 396 00:14:13,386 --> 00:14:15,152 OR TACOS OR CHEESE STICKS OR STUFFED PITAS, 397 00:14:15,154 --> 00:14:16,287 BURGERS, BAGELS, 398 00:14:16,289 --> 00:14:17,922 CHICKEN-FRIED B.B.Q. BUFFALO WINGS, MY TREAT. 399 00:14:17,924 --> 00:14:21,659 - JANIE, I'VE BEEN THINKING ABOUT PEANUTS ALL DAY. 400 00:14:21,661 --> 00:14:23,160 I'VE GOT TO GET SOME. 401 00:14:23,162 --> 00:14:25,430 THEY'VE, LIKE, HIJACKED MY BRAIN. 402 00:14:25,432 --> 00:14:26,698 - MOTH TO A FLAME. 403 00:14:26,700 --> 00:14:29,167 both: HEY. 404 00:14:29,169 --> 00:14:31,169 - YOU'VE HIJACKED MY BRAIN. 405 00:14:31,171 --> 00:14:32,370 - MOTH TO A FLAME. 406 00:14:32,372 --> 00:14:34,338 - IF YOU DON'T RELEASE ME, 407 00:14:34,340 --> 00:14:36,173 - IT'LL REALLY BE LAME. 408 00:14:36,175 --> 00:14:37,441 - NO. 409 00:14:37,443 --> 00:14:38,843 - I'LL FORFEIT THE GAME. 410 00:14:38,845 --> 00:14:39,844 - NAH. 411 00:14:39,846 --> 00:14:41,712 - MY SOUL'S WAVES OF GRAIN. 412 00:14:41,714 --> 00:14:43,948 - I'VE HEARD THAT SOMEWHERE BEFORE. 413 00:14:43,950 --> 00:14:46,283 - YOU'RE DRIVING ME INSANE. 414 00:14:46,285 --> 00:14:47,651 - TOO MANY SYLLABLES. 415 00:14:51,224 --> 00:14:52,390 - OH, NO. 416 00:14:52,392 --> 00:14:53,858 COVER FOR ME, KEVIN. 417 00:14:53,860 --> 00:14:55,026 I'VE GOT TO TAKE A BREAK. 418 00:14:55,028 --> 00:14:56,361 - WAIT. WHERE ARE YOU GOING? 419 00:14:56,363 --> 00:14:59,931 - FURTHER INTO MY PERSONAL HELL. 420 00:14:59,933 --> 00:15:01,399 - HEY, I JUST REMEMBERED, 421 00:15:01,401 --> 00:15:03,668 BIG STRING GIVEAWAY AT THE GUITAR STORE, THIS WAY. 422 00:15:03,670 --> 00:15:05,302 - YOU'VE HIJACKED MY BRAIN. 423 00:15:05,304 --> 00:15:06,437 - MOTH TO A FLAME. 424 00:15:06,439 --> 00:15:07,939 - IF YOU DON'T RELEASE ME... 425 00:15:07,941 --> 00:15:08,940 - I'LL GO JUST THE SAME. 426 00:15:08,942 --> 00:15:10,308 both: MOTH GONNA FLY. 427 00:15:10,310 --> 00:15:11,342 MOTH GONNA FLY. 428 00:15:11,344 --> 00:15:13,678 MOTH GONNA FLY FROM YOUR LOVE. 429 00:15:13,680 --> 00:15:17,414 - HEY, LOOK! MONSTER TRUCKS AND NAKED MODELS. 430 00:15:17,416 --> 00:15:18,650 NAKED, NAKED, NAKED. 431 00:15:18,652 --> 00:15:20,818 - ALL RIGHT, SECOND VERSE. 432 00:15:20,820 --> 00:15:22,820 IT'S MY PERSONAL HELL, 433 00:15:22,822 --> 00:15:24,488 WHERE I ROAST IN MY SHELL. 434 00:15:24,490 --> 00:15:26,090 - ROAST IN MY SHELL? 435 00:15:26,092 --> 00:15:28,760 - OH, MAN, I CAN'T THINK STRAIGHT 436 00:15:28,762 --> 00:15:30,528 TILL I GET THOSE PEANUTS. 437 00:15:30,530 --> 00:15:32,496 - HEY, WELCOME, NUTS. 438 00:15:32,498 --> 00:15:34,565 MUNCH A BUNCH OF YOUR NUTTY FRIENDS' LUNCH. 439 00:15:34,567 --> 00:15:36,333 - UM, OKAY. 440 00:15:36,335 --> 00:15:38,069 I NEED SOME PEANUTS. 441 00:15:38,071 --> 00:15:39,069 - COOL. 442 00:15:39,071 --> 00:15:41,839 UM, PEANUTS. PEANUTS. 443 00:15:41,841 --> 00:15:44,842 HEY, DARIA, WHERE DO WE KEEP THE PEANUTS? 444 00:15:44,844 --> 00:15:46,009 - DARIA? 445 00:15:46,011 --> 00:15:47,345 - SCRIMMAGE INJURY. 446 00:15:47,347 --> 00:15:48,512 - DARIA? 447 00:15:48,514 --> 00:15:50,348 HEY, DARIA! 448 00:15:50,350 --> 00:15:52,183 YOU KNOW WHERE THE PEANUTS ARE, DARIA? 449 00:15:52,185 --> 00:15:55,653 - TRY THE PEANUT BIN, YOU IDIOT. 450 00:15:55,655 --> 00:15:57,054 - CAN YOU COME OUT AND SHOW ME? 451 00:15:57,056 --> 00:15:58,089 - NO. 452 00:15:58,091 --> 00:16:00,224 - UM...YOU KNOW WHAT? 453 00:16:00,226 --> 00:16:02,626 I DON'T WANT ANY PEANUTS AFTER ALL. 454 00:16:02,628 --> 00:16:04,361 - BUT YOU SAID THEY HIJACKED YOUR BRAIN. 455 00:16:04,363 --> 00:16:07,364 - WELL, NOW I THINK A BURGER'S TAKEN OVER MY BRAIN. 456 00:16:07,366 --> 00:16:09,267 WHAT DO YOU SAY? - COOL. 457 00:16:09,269 --> 00:16:11,002 - HEY, DON'T GO. COME BACK. 458 00:16:11,004 --> 00:16:14,839 SEE YOU AGAIN AT NUT, NUT, NUTTY, NUTTY LUNCH WORLD. 459 00:16:14,841 --> 00:16:16,741 HEY, YOU CAN'T GO BACK THERE. 460 00:16:16,743 --> 00:16:18,609 - YEAH, I CAN. THEY CHANGED THE RULES. 461 00:16:18,611 --> 00:16:20,244 - OH, COOL. 462 00:16:20,246 --> 00:16:21,579 - HEY. 463 00:16:21,581 --> 00:16:24,982 - WELCOME TO IT'S A NUTTY, NUTTY, NUTTY WORLD. 464 00:16:24,984 --> 00:16:27,485 WE'RE JUST NUTS ABOUT HUMILIATION. 465 00:16:27,487 --> 00:16:28,986 - I TRIED TO KEEP THEM AWAY. 466 00:16:28,988 --> 00:16:30,421 - NICE JOB. 467 00:16:30,423 --> 00:16:31,822 - COME ON, YOU GOT A BREAK COMING UP? 468 00:16:31,824 --> 00:16:32,990 I'LL BUY YOU SOME JUNK FOOD. 469 00:16:32,992 --> 00:16:34,659 SOMETHING NOT IN THE NUT FAMILY. 470 00:16:34,661 --> 00:16:36,426 - YEAH, THAT'LL BE NICE. 471 00:16:36,428 --> 00:16:38,996 LET'S GO CRUISE THE MALL IN CASE THERE'S SOMEONE I KNOW 472 00:16:38,998 --> 00:16:41,799 WHO HASN'T SEEN ME IN MY NUTTY WORLD UNIFORM. 473 00:16:41,801 --> 00:16:42,900 I'LL SEE YOU LATER. 474 00:16:42,902 --> 00:16:45,135 - DARIA. - SEE YOU LATER. 475 00:16:48,375 --> 00:16:50,274 [phone rings] 476 00:16:50,276 --> 00:16:51,509 - MRS. MORGENDORFFER? 477 00:16:51,511 --> 00:16:53,411 THIS IS JANE, DARIA'S FRIEND. 478 00:16:53,413 --> 00:16:55,279 - JANE, DO YOU NEED AN ATTORNEY? 479 00:16:55,281 --> 00:16:57,482 I DON'T DO CRIMINAL WORK, BUT I'LL GET YOU SOMEONE. 480 00:16:57,484 --> 00:16:59,684 DON'T SAY ANYTHING TO ANYONE UNTIL WE GET OVER THERE. 481 00:16:59,686 --> 00:17:02,052 - NO, NO, I'M LOOKING FOR DARIA. 482 00:17:02,054 --> 00:17:04,622 - DARIA? WHY ARE YOU CALLING HERE? 483 00:17:04,624 --> 00:17:06,457 - SHE TOLD ME SHE WAS GONNA TALK TO YOU 484 00:17:06,459 --> 00:17:08,025 ABOUT THE WAY THEY'RE TREATING HER AT WORK. 485 00:17:08,027 --> 00:17:09,126 - REALLY? 486 00:17:09,128 --> 00:17:10,561 - THEY PROBABLY HAVEN'T LET HER OFF YET. 487 00:17:10,563 --> 00:17:12,897 I BET SHE'S STILL IN THE BACK ROOM BAGGING NUTS. 488 00:17:12,899 --> 00:17:15,299 - WHAT? IN THE BACK ROOM? 489 00:17:15,301 --> 00:17:18,168 HOW IS SHE GOING TO IMPROVE HER SOCIAL SKILLS THERE? 490 00:17:18,170 --> 00:17:19,804 - YEAH, THAT'S THE THING. 491 00:17:19,806 --> 00:17:21,572 SHE'S THE SENIOR EMPLOYEE AT THE NUT STAND 492 00:17:21,574 --> 00:17:22,673 AND THE MOST QUALIFIED, 493 00:17:22,675 --> 00:17:24,141 BUT FOR SOME REASON, 494 00:17:24,143 --> 00:17:26,443 HER MALE COWORKER IS THE ONE THEY'VE GOT BEHIND THE COUNTER. 495 00:17:26,445 --> 00:17:27,478 - WHAT? 496 00:17:27,480 --> 00:17:29,213 I KNEW I SHOULDN'T HAVE TRUSTED 497 00:17:29,215 --> 00:17:31,515 ONE OF JAKE'S SLEAZY CONTACTS. 498 00:17:31,517 --> 00:17:34,384 [exasperated groan] 499 00:17:36,255 --> 00:17:37,521 - LISTEN, I NEED YOU GUYS 500 00:17:37,523 --> 00:17:39,222 TO FIND A MISSING BOA CONSTRICTOR 501 00:17:39,224 --> 00:17:40,658 WHILE I WORK UP FRONT. 502 00:17:40,660 --> 00:17:43,327 DON'T WORRY, THEY DON'T BITE. THEY JUST STRANGLE. 503 00:17:43,329 --> 00:17:45,028 - I'LL FIND IT FOR YOU, QUINN. - I'LL FIND IT. 504 00:17:45,030 --> 00:17:46,230 - NO, I WILL. - NO, ME. 505 00:17:46,232 --> 00:17:47,464 - HOW ARE WE GONNA CALL THE SNAKE 506 00:17:47,466 --> 00:17:48,532 WHEN WE DON'T KNOW ITS NAME? 507 00:17:48,534 --> 00:17:50,201 - YOU DON'T CALL A SNAKE, STUPID. 508 00:17:50,203 --> 00:17:52,336 YOU PLAY ONE OF THOSE FLUTE THINGS. 509 00:17:52,338 --> 00:17:53,604 - I DON'T KNOW HOW TO PLAY A FLUTE. 510 00:17:53,606 --> 00:17:55,406 CAN'T WE PUT OUT SOME SNAKE FOOD OR SOMETHING? 511 00:17:55,408 --> 00:17:56,407 - WHAT DO THEY EAT? 512 00:17:56,409 --> 00:17:57,441 - HEY! LOOK. 513 00:17:57,443 --> 00:18:00,478 [squeaking and chittering] 514 00:18:00,480 --> 00:18:01,645 [louder chittering] 515 00:18:01,647 --> 00:18:03,481 THAT OUGHT TO DO IT. 516 00:18:03,483 --> 00:18:05,048 - WHERE'S DARIA? 517 00:18:05,050 --> 00:18:06,717 - WELCOME TO IT'S A NUTTY, NUTTY-- 518 00:18:06,719 --> 00:18:07,985 - OH, SHUT UP. 519 00:18:07,987 --> 00:18:10,488 - YOU CAN GO BACK THERE NOW. THEY CHANGED THE RULES. 520 00:18:10,490 --> 00:18:11,622 - MOM? 521 00:18:11,624 --> 00:18:13,457 - WHAT ARE YOU DOING BACK HERE? 522 00:18:13,459 --> 00:18:15,793 - WORKING WITH FILBERTS. - OH, I SEE. 523 00:18:15,795 --> 00:18:17,795 YOU'RE IN BACK DOING THE PHYSICAL LABOR 524 00:18:17,797 --> 00:18:20,097 WHILE THAT GOON IS UP FRONT NETWORKING. 525 00:18:22,969 --> 00:18:24,301 - HEY, WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 526 00:18:24,303 --> 00:18:27,138 - YOU CAN FIND SOMEONE ELSE TO BAG YOUR NUTS, PAL. 527 00:18:27,140 --> 00:18:29,473 YOU'RE NOT EXPLOITING MY DAUGHTER ANYMORE. 528 00:18:29,475 --> 00:18:32,477 - YOU CAN'T TAKE HER AWAY. SHE'S MY SALESPERSON OF THE DAY. 529 00:18:32,479 --> 00:18:34,745 - I'M SURE YOUR VALUABLE MALE COUNTER HELP 530 00:18:34,747 --> 00:18:36,881 IS MORE THAN QUALIFIED TO COVER FOR HER. 531 00:18:36,883 --> 00:18:38,316 - HEY, DARIA, WAIT! 532 00:18:38,318 --> 00:18:40,818 MY APRON'S CAUGHT IN THE CASH REGISTER AGAIN. 533 00:18:40,820 --> 00:18:42,587 - [whimpering] 534 00:18:42,589 --> 00:18:45,222 - THE NERVE OF THAT SEXIST CAVEMAN. 535 00:18:45,224 --> 00:18:47,491 TO THINK HE COULD GET AWAY WITH TREATING YOU THAT WAY. 536 00:18:47,493 --> 00:18:48,993 - IT WAS AWFUL. 537 00:18:48,995 --> 00:18:51,095 AWFUL. 538 00:18:51,097 --> 00:18:53,931 [squeaking and chittering] 539 00:18:53,933 --> 00:18:55,333 DAMN PEANUT SMELL. 540 00:18:55,335 --> 00:18:57,000 - WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE? 541 00:18:57,002 --> 00:18:58,736 CAN'T YOU SEE I'M WORKING? 542 00:18:58,738 --> 00:19:00,338 - [screams] GET THIS THING OFF ME, MAN! 543 00:19:00,340 --> 00:19:02,673 - CAREFUL WITH HER. SHE HAS SENSITIVE SCALES. 544 00:19:02,675 --> 00:19:04,642 [both moaning and groaning] 545 00:19:04,644 --> 00:19:08,279 - I SWEAR, BABE, THAT WASN'T A SMILE THE SECOND TIME. 546 00:19:08,281 --> 00:19:09,647 [bell rings] 547 00:19:09,649 --> 00:19:11,449 - I CAN'T BELIEVE IT. 548 00:19:11,451 --> 00:19:14,118 FINALLY SOMEONE I KNOW IS ATTACKED BY ANIMALS, 549 00:19:14,120 --> 00:19:17,822 AND I AND MY VIDEO CAMERA ARE NOWHERE TO BE FOUND. 550 00:19:17,824 --> 00:19:19,957 - I'M NOT SURE IF CUTE LITTLE FURBALLS 551 00:19:19,959 --> 00:19:22,726 MILLING AROUND YOUR FEET REALLY CONSTITUTES AN ATTACK. 552 00:19:22,728 --> 00:19:25,129 - HEY, YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT THEY WERE THINKING. 553 00:19:25,131 --> 00:19:28,398 - WELL, NOW KEVIN, QUINN, AND I ARE ALL OUT OF A JOB. 554 00:19:28,400 --> 00:19:29,600 WHICH SUITS ME FINE. 555 00:19:29,602 --> 00:19:30,801 - WHAT HAPPENED TO YOU? 556 00:19:30,803 --> 00:19:32,170 - IT'S DARIA'S FAULT. 557 00:19:32,172 --> 00:19:34,738 YOU GOT TOO CLOSE TO ME WITH YOUR STUPID NUT SHIRT. 558 00:19:34,740 --> 00:19:37,375 YOU KNOW I'M ALLERGIC TO PISTACHIO DYE, 559 00:19:37,377 --> 00:19:38,609 AND NOW I'VE GOT A RASH. 560 00:19:38,611 --> 00:19:41,512 MY NECK MODELING CAREER IS OVER! 561 00:19:41,514 --> 00:19:43,147 - HEY. - WHAT? 562 00:19:43,149 --> 00:19:46,584 - I THINK I JUST FOUND JOB SATISFACTION. 563 00:19:46,586 --> 00:19:48,652 ♪ LA-LA, LA, LA-LA ♪ 564 00:19:48,654 --> 00:19:51,589 Captioning by CaptionMax www.captionmax.com 565 00:20:01,434 --> 00:20:06,103 ♪ LA, LA, LA ♪ 566 00:20:06,105 --> 00:20:10,941 ♪ LA, LA, LA ♪ 567 00:20:10,943 --> 00:20:12,576 ♪ LA, LA, LA ♪ 568 00:20:22,522 --> 00:20:26,790 ♪ LA-LA, LA, LA-LA ♪ 569 00:20:26,792 --> 00:20:29,260 ♪ LA-LA, LA, LA-LA ♪