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- ALL RIGHT,
HERE ARE THE RESULTS
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OF YOUR CAREER APTITUDE TESTS.
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PERHAPS THEY'LL HELP YOU AVOID
WHISKEY-SOAKED DECADES
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WONDERING WHAT MIGHT HAVE BEEN
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IF ONLY YOU'D HAD THE GUTS
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TO FOLLOW YOUR DREAM
OF A LIFE AT SEA.
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- THAT'S RIGHT.
LET IT OUT.
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- JUST MAKE SURE
YOU CLEAN UP AFTER.
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- MY CONGRATULATIONS, MISS LANE.
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YOU'VE DONE IT AGAIN.
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- PERFECT RECORD.
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I'VE GOTTEN THE SAME THING
THREE YEARS IN A ROW.
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- ACCOUNTANT?
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- THAT'S WHAT HAPPENS
WHEN YOU FILL IN
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THE LETTER "C" FOR EVERY ANSWER.
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GETS THE WHOLE TEST OVER
WITHIN FIVE MINUTES.
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- YOU MEAN YOU DIDN'T EVEN
TRY TO ANSWER THE QUESTIONS?
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- QUESTIONS?
WHAT QUESTIONS?
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WHAT'D YOU GET?
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- LET'S SEE.
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- DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT.
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HOW MUCH CAN THEY TELL
FROM A STANDARDIZED TEST?
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I'VE HAD FORTUNE COOKIES
THAT WERE MORE ACCURATE.
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- PETROLEUM DISPEN--
DISPENSATION?
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HEY-HEY!
I'M GONNA BE AN OIL TYPHOON.
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- OH, KEVY, THAT'S GREAT!
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- SOUND IT OUT, KEVIN.
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THIS SAYS YOU'LL BE PUMPING GAS
AT A FILLING STATION.
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- I'M GONNA BE A GAS JOCKEY
FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE?
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- EW!
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- THEN AGAIN,
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SOMETIMES THESE TESTS
CAN BE ABSOLUTELY UNCANNY.
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- AHEM.
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DOES ANYONE NOTICE ANYTHING
SPECIAL ABOUT ME?
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- YES,
FROM JUST THE RIGHT ANGLE,
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I REALLY CAN
SEE THROUGH YOUR HEAD.
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- DARIA, PLEASE.
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WHAT ARE WE SUPPOSED TO NOTICE,
HONEY?
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- MY NECK.
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I GOT MY CAREER APTITUDE
TEST RESULTS AT SCHOOL TODAY,
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AND THEY SAID I HAVE A FUTURE
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AS A NECK MODEL
FOR JEWELRY CATALOGS.
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- SO YOUR HEAD WOULD SERVE
AS SORT OF AN ACCENT PIECE.
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- I THINK IT'S WONDERFUL
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THAT YOU'RE THINKING
ABOUT THE FUTURE, QUINN,
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BUT YOU'VE GOT FAR MORE TO OFFER
THAN YOUR NECK.
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- YES, WHAT ABOUT
THE UNTAPPED POTENTIAL
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OF YOUR SHAPELY WRISTS?
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- DARIA, DID YOU TAKE
A CAREER APTITUDE TEST?
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- I DON'T REMEMBER.
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- SO I HAVE TO CALL THE SCHOOL
TO GET YOUR RESULTS?
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- IF YOU SO CHOOSE.
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- OR MAYBE I'LL JUST
DROP BY IN PERSON,
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BRING YOU A SURPRISE SNACK
FOR YOUR LUNCH BOX,
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POP INTO CLASS,
AND GIVE IT TO YOU MYSELF.
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- ALL RIGHT.
ALL RIGHT.
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THAT'S CHECK AND MATE.
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[sighs]
[rustling]
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- A MORTICIAN?
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- HEY, IT'S NOT MY FAULT.
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NECK MODEL WAS ALREADY TAKEN.
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- "YOUR LACK OF INTEREST
IN PERSONAL INTERACTION
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MAKES YOU AN IDEAL CANDIDATE
FOR WORKING WITH THE DEAD"?
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DARIA, HAVE YOU GIVEN ANY
THOUGHT TO YOUR CAREER PLANS?
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- I GUESS I'LL JUST WAIT AROUND
FOR PEOPLE TO KICK THE BUCKET.
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- I CAN'T BELIEVE
YOU'RE NOT MORE AMBITIOUS.
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- YOU WANT ME TO KILL PEOPLE
TO DRUM UP BUSINESS?
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- DARIA!
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- DADDY, CAN I HAVE SOME MONEY
FOR PICTURES OF MY NECK?
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- WHY, SURE, HONEY.
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PICTURES OF YOUR NECK,
GREAT IDEA.
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I'LL JUST RUN DOWN TO THE BANK
RIGHT NOW.
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- JAKE, YOU'RE NOT GIVING QUINN
ANY MONEY.
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- CAN I GO TO THE BANK ANYWAY?
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- SIT DOWN, JAKE.
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- BUT I NEED $500
TO PUT TOGETHER A PORTFOLIO.
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- QUINN, IF YOU WANT
THAT KIND OF MONEY,
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YOU CAN TAKE A JOB AND EARN IT.
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- A JOB?
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BUT THE STRESS
COULD PUT WRINKLES ON MY NECK.
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- TELL ME ABOUT IT.
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AND IF QUINN'S GETTING A JOB,
DARIA,
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YOU CAN GET ONE TOO.
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I WANT YOU TO GET AN IDEA
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OF WHAT THE WORKING WORLD
IS ABOUT
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SO YOU CAN TAKE AN INTEREST
IN YOUR FUTURE.
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- AND GIVE UP STUDYING
FOR THE PRIESTHOOD?
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- IT SAYS ON THIS FORM
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THAT THEY HAVE PEER COUNSELING
AT YOUR SCHOOL.
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EITHER YOU GET A JOB
OR YOU GET SOME COUNSELING
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TO IMPROVE YOUR PEOPLE SKILLS.
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- WELL, I GUESS COUNSELING
WOULD TAKE UP LESS OF MY TIME.
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- DADDY, I DON'T HAVE
ANY WORK CLOTHES.
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CAN I HAVE $500
FOR SOME NEW OUTFITS?
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- IS THAT THE DOORBELL?
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- OH.
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- YOU'RE THAT GIRL
FROM QUINN'S HOUSE.
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- ARE YOU GETTING COUNSELING
TOO?
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- I'M THE COUNSELOR.
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IT'S VOLUNTEER WORK
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TO HELP THE SOCIALLY CHALLENGED.
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- YOU'RE GONNA COUNSEL ME?
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OF COURSE.
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IT'S SOME KIND OF COSMIC PAYBACK
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FOR BEING TOO IRONIC.
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OKAY, IS THIS GONNA TAKE LONG?
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- "YOU TOO...
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"CAN LEARN...
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TO MAKE..."
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- YES?
- "FRIENDS.
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"MAKING FRIENDS"--
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- WHY DON'T I READ THAT
TO MYSELF?
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THAT WAY, WE CAN BOTH BE
OUT OF HERE BEFORE WE GRADUATE.
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- "MAKING FRIENDS IS"...
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- FUN?
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INTERESTING?
IMPOSSIBLE?
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- "IMPORTANT.
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FRIENDS CAN BE VERY"...
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- USEFUL?
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SUPPORTIVE?
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PURPLE?
WHAT?
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- YOU MADE ME LOSE MY PLACE.
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LET'S SEE.
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"MAKING FRIENDS...
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IS IMPORTANT."
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- NOW THEY'RE MAKING ME
LOOK FOR A JOB.
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- I THOUGHT YOU SAID
THEY GAVE YOU A CHOICE.
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- IT'S BEEN 24 HOURS
SINCE I MET WITH TIFFANY.
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AS FAR AS I KNOW,
SHE'S STILL THERE COUNSELING ME.
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- SO WHAT KIND OF JOB
ARE YOU THINKING ABOUT?
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- THE KIND
THAT'S ALREADY BEEN TAKEN.
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THEY SAID
I HAD TO LOOK FOR A JOB.
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THEY DIDN'T SAY
I HAD TO FIND ONE.
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- YEAH, I DON'T EVEN
SEE ANY JOBS AVAILABLE.
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- WELL, NO SENSE
PUSHING OUR LUCK.
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CHEESE FRIES?
- SOUNDS GOOD.
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- DARIA,
HOW DID THE JOB HUNT GO?
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- IT WAS REALLY ROUGH.
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I LOOKED EVERYWHERE
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AND COULDN'T FIND
A SINGLE THING.
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- HOW CAN THAT BE?
UNEMPLOYMENT IS AT A RECORD LOW.
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- THAT'S THE PROBLEM.
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EVERYBODY'S WORKING,
AND ALL THE JOBS ARE FILLED.
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- GUESS WHAT?
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I FOUND A JOB
THE FIRST PLACE I LOOKED:
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THE PET STORE IN THE MALL.
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- ARE YOU SURE IT'S A JOB?
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MAYBE THEY'RE JUST TRYING
TO FIND YOU A GOOD HOME.
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- AND I'VE ONLY GOT ONE NIGHT
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TO COORDINATE MY ANIMAL PRINT
NAIL POLISH.
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- DARIA, YOU'RE NOT DEDICATED
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TO FINDING A JOB AT ALL,
ARE YOU?
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- ON THE CONTRARY.
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I'M WILLING TO SPEND
AS LONG AS IT TAKES:
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WEEKS, MONTHS, YEARS--
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- HEY, DARIA, I GOT YOU A JOB!
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- FRANKLY, DARIA,
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THIS IS NOT WHAT I CONSIDER
AN IDEAL SITUATION.
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- THAT'S FUNNY, I'M IN HEAVEN.
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- BECAUSE YOUR FATHER CONSULTS
FOR OUR NATIONAL OFFICE,
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MY REGIONAL MANAGER ASKED ME
TO GIVE YOU A TRY-OUT,
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BUT QUITE HONESTLY,
I DON'T LIKE NEPOTISM.
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AND I DON'T LIKE CRONYISM.
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- WHERE DO YOU STAND
ON VANDALISM?
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- YOU GET THE SAME CHANCE
AS EVERYONE ELSE:
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NO MORE, NO LESS.
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I NEED MY WORKERS TO THINK,
SLEEP, EAT, AND BREATHE NUTS.
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ONLY THOSE WHO MAKE IT THROUGH
MY RIGOROUS SCREENING PROCESS
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ARE FIT TO REPRESENT
MY MERCHANDISE TO THE PUBLIC.
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- HEY, HEY.
HOW'S IT GOING?
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I'M HERE TO APPLY FOR A JOB.
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- CAN YOU BAG NUTS?
- SURE.
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- YOU'RE HIRED.
- COOL.
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HEY, DARIA.
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- EACH CUSTOMER MUST BE GREETED
WITH OUR TRADEMARK SLOGAN.
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"WELCOME TO IT'S A NUTTY, NUTTY,
NUTTY WORLD.
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"WE'RE JUST NUTS ABOUT NUTS.
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"CRUNCH NUTS WITH YOUR LUNCH,
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"BUY THEM BY THE BUNCH,
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SEND THEM TO FRIENDS FAR AWAY
TO MUNCH."
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NOW REPEAT THAT
SO I KNOW YOU'VE LEARNED IT.
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- WELCOME TO...
- HAVE SOME NUTS.
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- IT'S A NUTTY, NUTTY,
NUTTY WORLD.
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- CRUNCH MUNCH NUTS.
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- WORLD OF...
- WE'RE JUST NUTS ABOUT NUTS.
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- NUTS.
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- YOU ALMOST HAD THAT.
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TRY AGAIN AFTER ME.
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WELCOME TO IT'S A NUTTY, NUTTY,
NUTTY WORLD.
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- UH, LIKE,
WELCOME TO NUTS WORLD?
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- NUTTY, NUTTY, NUTTY WORLD.
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- UH, NUTS WORLD NUTTY, NUTTY.
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UM...UH, LUNCH?
- NO!
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- HEY, DON'T WORRY.
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I'LL GET IT RIGHT
FOR THE CUSTOMERS.
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- JUST DON'T FORGET TO SMILE.
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REMEMBER OUR GUARANTEE:
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IF WE DON'T SMILE,
THE NUTS ARE FREE.
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AND THOSE FREE NUTS
COME OUT OF YOUR PAYCHECKS.
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SO COME ON, SMILE BIG, WIDE.
LET'S SEE THEM.
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LET'S TAKE A BREAK.
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[mutters]
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- LET ME GUESS.
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THIS IS YOUR WAY OF MOVING UP
FROM PUMPING GAS.
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- YEAH.
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I MEAN, THAT TEST WAS, LIKE,
A WAKEUP CALL.
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I GOT TO THINK ABOUT THE FUTURE.
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I NEED A SERIOUS JOB WITH,
LIKE, A SERIOUS CAREER PATH.
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- THIS IS SERIOUS, ALL RIGHT.
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- YOU GOT TO TAKE SPECIAL CARE
OF THE ANIMALS.
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BELIEVE ME,
WHEN YOU NEGLECT THEM,
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THEY DON'T LET YOU FORGET IT.
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- EWW!
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MR. MATTHEWS, ARE YOU SURE
THESE ANIMALS ARE SAFE?
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- HO-HO, SURE THEY ARE.
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WOULDN'T HURT A FLY.
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NOT EVEN JOANNE.
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- JOANNE?
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- MY $1,000
PRIZE BOA CONSTRICTOR.
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- [screams]
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DON'T YOU HAVE
ANY CUTER ANIMALS HERE?
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THOSE ARE THE ONES
I ASPIRE TO WORK WITH.
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- I'LL INTRODUCE YOU
TO EVERYONE.
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THOSE ARE MARIA AND PEDRO,
MY TWO IGUANAS.
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THEY NEED EXACTLY
3 1/4 TEASPOONS OF WATER
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EVERY 45 MINUTES.
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THESE ARE MY CANARIES--
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BE SURE NOT TO BREATHE TOO HARD
ON THEM--
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TRAVIS, MAVIS, VENUS, ELVIS,
CLORIS, CLOVIS, AND POSH.
230
00:08:23,637 --> 00:08:25,470
GOT THE NAMES?
- OH, YES.
231
00:08:25,472 --> 00:08:27,305
- GREAT!
THEN COME MEET THE GOLDFISH.
232
00:08:27,307 --> 00:08:28,807
- HUH.
233
00:08:28,809 --> 00:08:30,876
- OKAY, KIDS,
LET'S DO SOME BUSINESS.
234
00:08:30,878 --> 00:08:33,979
REMEMBER, NO UNAUTHORIZED
PERSONNEL BEHIND THE COUNTER.
235
00:08:33,981 --> 00:08:36,647
AND MOST OF ALL,
SMILE, SMILE, SMILE,
236
00:08:36,649 --> 00:08:37,816
OR THE NUTS ARE FREE.
237
00:08:37,818 --> 00:08:41,319
- WHOA!
FREE NUTS!
238
00:08:41,321 --> 00:08:43,455
- UH, KEVIN,
HE MEANT FOR THE CUSTOMERS.
239
00:08:43,457 --> 00:08:45,490
- HUH?
240
00:08:45,492 --> 00:08:48,293
- WELCOME TO IT'S A NUTTY,
NUTTY, NUTTY WORLD.
241
00:08:48,295 --> 00:08:51,663
WE'RE JUST NUTS ABOUT NUTS.
242
00:08:51,665 --> 00:08:53,164
CRUNCH NUTS WITH YOUR LUNCH--
243
00:08:53,166 --> 00:08:54,833
- YEAH, CAN I GET A BAG
OF PISTACHIOS?
244
00:08:54,835 --> 00:08:55,834
- OKAY.
245
00:08:55,836 --> 00:08:58,169
HOLD ON A SECOND.
246
00:08:58,171 --> 00:09:00,672
THERE.
247
00:09:00,674 --> 00:09:03,341
- WOW, YOU DID IT.
YOU SOLD A BAG OF NUTS.
248
00:09:03,343 --> 00:09:04,643
- THAT'S RIGHT, KEVIN.
249
00:09:04,645 --> 00:09:06,811
I'M SO HAPPY YOU WERE HERE
TO SHARE IT WITH ME.
250
00:09:06,813 --> 00:09:08,680
- HI, WELCOME TO NUTTY WORLD.
251
00:09:08,682 --> 00:09:09,714
[gulps]
252
00:09:09,716 --> 00:09:11,616
HI, THERE,
WELCOME TO NUTTY WORLD.
253
00:09:11,618 --> 00:09:14,118
WE'RE JUST CRUNCHING OUR LUNCH
AND SENDING OUR NUTS--
254
00:09:14,120 --> 00:09:16,053
UH, DARIA,
WHAT COMES NEXT AGAIN?
255
00:09:16,055 --> 00:09:17,222
- BANKRUPTCY COURT.
256
00:09:17,224 --> 00:09:19,257
- CAN I GET
TWO POUNDS OF ALMONDS, PLEASE?
257
00:09:19,259 --> 00:09:20,792
- SURE THING, MA'AM.
258
00:09:20,794 --> 00:09:22,961
HEY, DARIA, WHICH ONES
WERE THE ALMONDS AGAIN?
259
00:09:22,963 --> 00:09:24,963
- THESE.
RIGHT HERE.
260
00:09:24,965 --> 00:09:27,565
THE ONES WITH THE SIGN THAT SAYS
"ALMONDS" ON THEM.
261
00:09:27,567 --> 00:09:29,400
THAT'S THE SAME WORD
ON THE SIGN OVER THERE
262
00:09:29,402 --> 00:09:31,236
WITH THE PICTURE
OF THE ALMOND ON IT.
263
00:09:31,238 --> 00:09:32,670
- OH, YEAH, RIGHT, THANKS.
264
00:09:32,672 --> 00:09:33,772
SO WHERE DID YOU POINT AGAIN?
265
00:09:33,774 --> 00:09:35,473
- I'D LIKE MY NUTS, PLEASE.
266
00:09:35,475 --> 00:09:38,443
- HANG ON.
267
00:09:38,445 --> 00:09:40,812
- HERE, BIRDIES,
268
00:09:40,814 --> 00:09:44,149
COME GET YOUR BIRDSEED.
269
00:09:44,151 --> 00:09:45,250
- WHAT WAS THAT?
270
00:09:45,252 --> 00:09:46,484
DID I HEAR YOU SAY OOPS?
271
00:09:46,486 --> 00:09:49,420
OH, MY GOD,
I ONLY SEE SIX CANARIES.
272
00:09:49,422 --> 00:09:50,588
WHERE'S TRAVIS?
- UM...
273
00:09:50,590 --> 00:09:52,824
A NICE OLD LADY JUST WALKED IN
AND BOUGHT HIM.
274
00:09:52,826 --> 00:09:55,093
SHE BROUGHT HER OWN CAGE.
275
00:09:55,095 --> 00:09:58,096
- FANTASTIC.
KEEP UP THE GOOD WORK, QUINN.
276
00:09:58,098 --> 00:09:59,563
- [sighs]
277
00:09:59,565 --> 00:10:03,935
GREAT, NOW I'M A WHOLE BIRD
FURTHER AWAY FROM MY PHOTOS.
278
00:10:05,171 --> 00:10:07,171
- WOW!
THAT'S YOUR THIRD SALE.
279
00:10:07,173 --> 00:10:09,440
I THOUGHT YOU BRAINS
ONLY KNEW ABOUT SCHOOL STUFF,
280
00:10:09,442 --> 00:10:11,676
BUT, LIKE, YOU KNOW
HOW TO SELL NUTS TOO.
281
00:10:11,678 --> 00:10:12,944
AMAZING.
282
00:10:12,946 --> 00:10:15,212
- YES, KEVIN,
YOU'D BE SURPRISED HOW HANDY
283
00:10:15,214 --> 00:10:17,348
A COMMAND
OF BASIC LITERACY SKILLS CAN BE.
284
00:10:17,350 --> 00:10:19,517
- KEVIN, WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
285
00:10:19,519 --> 00:10:21,452
ANGIE TOLD ME SHE SAW YOU HERE
286
00:10:21,454 --> 00:10:25,523
GIVING SOME LADY A BAG OF NUTS
AND SMILING YOUR HEAD OFF.
287
00:10:25,525 --> 00:10:28,192
YOU KNOW WOMEN
CAN'T RESIST YOUR SMILES.
288
00:10:28,194 --> 00:10:30,628
- BUT, BABE,
I GOT TO SMILE AT EVERYONE.
289
00:10:30,630 --> 00:10:32,964
IT'S PART OF MY JOB.
290
00:10:32,966 --> 00:10:35,433
- OH, KEVY.
291
00:10:35,435 --> 00:10:37,702
IT'S JUST FOR THE JOB, RIGHT?
292
00:10:37,704 --> 00:10:39,871
- SURE, BABE.
I PROMISE.
293
00:10:39,873 --> 00:10:44,776
- OKAY, BUT THIS SIGN SAYS
A SMILE--JUST ONE.
294
00:10:44,778 --> 00:10:48,646
IF I CATCH YOU GIVING MORE
THAN ONE SMILE TO A CUSTOMER,
295
00:10:48,648 --> 00:10:50,215
YOU'RE QUITTING.
296
00:10:50,217 --> 00:10:52,550
- NOW YOU'RE MAKING ME SMILE.
297
00:10:52,552 --> 00:10:54,052
FIGURATIVELY SPEAKING.
298
00:10:54,054 --> 00:10:56,320
- I NEED FOUR POUNDS OF WALNUTS.
299
00:10:56,322 --> 00:10:59,557
- DO YOU THINK HE'S SMILING
AT YOU BECAUSE HE WANTS TO?
300
00:10:59,559 --> 00:11:00,892
HE'S NOT, YOU KNOW.
301
00:11:00,894 --> 00:11:02,894
THEY'RE MAKING HIM.
- HUH?
302
00:11:02,896 --> 00:11:04,829
- WORLD OF CRUNCH LUNCH NUTS.
303
00:11:04,831 --> 00:11:06,431
MUNCH THE NUTTY, NUTTY?
304
00:11:09,168 --> 00:11:11,603
- SO HOW WAS THE FIRST DAY
ON THE JOB?
305
00:11:11,605 --> 00:11:12,737
- IT WENT GREAT.
306
00:11:12,739 --> 00:11:14,139
THE ANIMALS LOVE ME.
307
00:11:14,141 --> 00:11:15,840
- I HEARD A CANARY GOT CAUGHT
308
00:11:15,842 --> 00:11:18,109
IN THE AIR FILTRATION SYSTEM
AT THE MALL.
309
00:11:18,111 --> 00:11:20,411
YOU WOULDN'T HAPPEN TO KNOW
ANYTHING ABOUT THAT, WOULD YOU?
310
00:11:20,413 --> 00:11:22,012
- STOP MAKING THINGS UP.
311
00:11:22,014 --> 00:11:23,848
BESIDES,
IT WASN'T REALLY MY FAULT.
312
00:11:23,850 --> 00:11:24,949
- [sniffs]
HEY!
313
00:11:24,951 --> 00:11:26,116
WHAT'S FOR DINNER?
314
00:11:26,118 --> 00:11:27,919
PEANUT BUTTER SANDWICHES?
- THAT'S DARIA.
315
00:11:27,921 --> 00:11:30,187
SHE SMELLS LIKE PEANUTS
FROM HER STUPID JOB.
316
00:11:30,189 --> 00:11:31,789
- I WHAT?
[sniffs]
317
00:11:31,791 --> 00:11:33,357
OH, GOD.
318
00:11:33,359 --> 00:11:35,526
THAT EXPLAINS THOSE SQUIRRELS
AT THE BUS STOP.
319
00:11:35,528 --> 00:11:39,197
- WHILE WE'RE ON THE SUBJECT,
TELL US ABOUT YOUR JOB, DARIA.
320
00:11:39,199 --> 00:11:41,298
- IT WENT SURPRISINGLY WELL.
- REALLY?
321
00:11:41,300 --> 00:11:44,635
- IN FACT, I DOUBT I CAN EVER
TOP TODAY'S PERFORMANCE.
322
00:11:44,637 --> 00:11:47,572
SO I THINK I'LL TAKE EARLY
RETIREMENT STARTING TOMORROW.
323
00:11:47,574 --> 00:11:49,006
- NO, YOU WON'T.
324
00:11:49,008 --> 00:11:51,142
YOU'RE NOT QUITTING UNTIL
YOU SPEND ENOUGH TIME THERE
325
00:11:51,144 --> 00:11:53,844
TO REALIZE YOUR FUTURE
IS NOTHING TO TAKE FOR GRANTED.
326
00:11:53,846 --> 00:11:55,146
RIGHT, JAKE?
327
00:11:55,148 --> 00:11:57,649
- CAN WE HAVE OUR
PEANUT BUTTER SANDWICHES NOW?
328
00:11:57,651 --> 00:11:59,651
- WHEN ALIENS EAT OUT,
329
00:11:59,653 --> 00:12:01,419
WHERE DO THEY
RELIEVE THEMSELVES?
330
00:12:01,421 --> 00:12:03,655
EXTRA-TERRESTRIAL
RESTAURANT RESTROOMS
331
00:12:03,657 --> 00:12:05,657
TONIGHT ON SICK, SAD WORLD.
332
00:12:05,659 --> 00:12:07,758
- IT'S EVEN WORSE THAN SCHOOL:
333
00:12:07,760 --> 00:12:09,860
YOU'RE TRAPPED
IN A MUCH TIGHTER SPACE,
334
00:12:09,862 --> 00:12:11,261
THE RULES ARE STUPIDER,
335
00:12:11,263 --> 00:12:13,331
AND KEVIN'S VERY CLOSE.
336
00:12:13,333 --> 00:12:14,666
- SHOULD I COME DOWN AND VISIT?
337
00:12:14,668 --> 00:12:16,167
OFFER SOME MORAL SUPPORT?
338
00:12:16,169 --> 00:12:19,170
- YOU'VE ALREADY SEEN ME IN
ENOUGH HUMILIATING SITUATIONS.
339
00:12:19,172 --> 00:12:21,005
- SO WHAT WOULD ONE MORE HURT?
340
00:12:21,007 --> 00:12:22,340
MISERY LOVES COMPANY.
341
00:12:22,342 --> 00:12:23,874
- YOU DON'T
HAVE TO TELL ME THAT.
342
00:12:23,876 --> 00:12:25,843
IT'S THE BASIS
OF OUR WHOLE FRIENDSHIP.
343
00:12:25,845 --> 00:12:26,944
[sighs]
344
00:12:26,946 --> 00:12:28,112
ALL RIGHT.
345
00:12:28,114 --> 00:12:29,180
YOU CAN COME,
346
00:12:29,182 --> 00:12:30,548
BUT DON'T LET ANYONE ELSE KNOW.
347
00:12:30,550 --> 00:12:32,850
- HEY, JANIE.
HEY DARIA.
348
00:12:32,852 --> 00:12:34,118
- MM, HEY.
349
00:12:34,120 --> 00:12:36,787
- DIDN'T YOU MAKE SOME COFFEE
LAST WEEK?
350
00:12:36,789 --> 00:12:38,789
- YOU LOOK AWFUL.
WHAT HAPPENED TO YOU?
351
00:12:38,791 --> 00:12:42,960
- JESSE AND I WERE UP ALL NIGHT
TRYING TO WRITE A NEW SONG,
352
00:12:42,962 --> 00:12:45,797
BUT WE ONLY ENDED UP
WITH ONE CHORD WE LIKE.
353
00:12:45,799 --> 00:12:47,899
- AND WHICH CHORD WOULD THAT BE?
354
00:12:47,901 --> 00:12:49,200
- "A" MINOR SEVENTH.
355
00:12:49,202 --> 00:12:51,702
- NO.
"A" DIMINISHED.
356
00:12:51,704 --> 00:12:53,371
- I'LL GET ANOTHER CRAMP.
357
00:12:53,373 --> 00:12:54,671
- [sniffs]
HEY.
358
00:12:54,673 --> 00:12:55,940
THAT'S WEIRD.
359
00:12:55,942 --> 00:12:58,476
SUDDENLY I'M IN THE MOOD
FOR PEANUT BRITTLE.
360
00:13:07,220 --> 00:13:09,254
- CONGRATULATIONS, DARIA,
361
00:13:09,256 --> 00:13:12,056
DESPITE YOUR $15 PENALTY
FOR UNSMILED NUT SALES,
362
00:13:12,058 --> 00:13:14,058
YOU'RE OUR FIRST
SALESPERSON OF THE DAY.
363
00:13:14,060 --> 00:13:15,492
- I'VE ALWAYS DREAMT OF THE DAY
364
00:13:15,494 --> 00:13:17,228
MY PICTURE
WOULD HANG IN A NUT HOUSE.
365
00:13:17,230 --> 00:13:18,763
- WELL,
IF YOU EXPECT TO KEEP IT THERE,
366
00:13:18,765 --> 00:13:20,999
YOU'LL HAVE TO REMEMBER
TO SMILE.
367
00:13:21,001 --> 00:13:22,533
- THANKS FOR THE RIDE.
368
00:13:22,535 --> 00:13:25,336
I'M OFF
TO GET SOME ART SUPPLIES.
369
00:13:25,338 --> 00:13:26,837
SEE YOU.
- OKAY.
370
00:13:26,839 --> 00:13:27,838
SEE YOU.
371
00:13:27,840 --> 00:13:29,641
LET'S GO HIT THAT NEW NUT STAND.
372
00:13:29,643 --> 00:13:32,877
I'VE BEEN CRAVING
HONEY ROASTED PEANUTS ALL DAY.
373
00:13:32,879 --> 00:13:34,011
- GETTING A SNACK?
374
00:13:34,013 --> 00:13:35,045
YUM.
375
00:13:35,047 --> 00:13:37,816
LET'S GO SNACK SOMEWHERE.
376
00:13:37,818 --> 00:13:38,950
- LET'S SEE.
377
00:13:38,952 --> 00:13:40,385
YOU COULD TAKE LITTLE PUDDY PIE,
378
00:13:40,387 --> 00:13:41,919
OR THERE'S LITTLE FIFI,
379
00:13:41,921 --> 00:13:44,222
AND THIS PUPPY OVER HERE
IS SNUGGLES.
380
00:13:44,224 --> 00:13:45,690
- I LIKE THIS ONE.
381
00:13:45,692 --> 00:13:48,693
- OH, NO, THAT'S BARKSY.
HE'S MY FAVORITE.
382
00:13:48,695 --> 00:13:50,728
WHY DON'T YOU TAKE FIFI INSTEAD?
383
00:13:50,730 --> 00:13:52,764
- BUT I WANT THE OTHER ONE.
384
00:13:52,766 --> 00:13:53,965
- WHAT'S GOING ON HERE?
385
00:13:53,967 --> 00:13:55,800
- [gasps]
OH, NO!
386
00:13:55,802 --> 00:13:57,302
WHERE'S JOANNE?
387
00:13:57,304 --> 00:13:58,303
- WHO'S JOANNE?
388
00:13:58,305 --> 00:13:59,670
- MR. MATTHEWS SAID NOT TO LET
389
00:13:59,672 --> 00:14:01,605
THE PUPPIES' LITTLE PAWS
TOUCH THE ROUGH FLOOR,
390
00:14:01,607 --> 00:14:03,808
SO I PUT THEM ON THE LID
FROM JOANNE'S CAGE.
391
00:14:03,810 --> 00:14:05,043
- WHO'S JOANNE?
392
00:14:05,045 --> 00:14:07,145
- HOW DID SHE GET
OVER THE SIDE OF THE CAGE?
393
00:14:07,147 --> 00:14:09,380
DON'T BOA CONSTRICTORS
HAVE GRAVITY?
394
00:14:09,382 --> 00:14:11,516
- [screams]
- [screams]
395
00:14:11,518 --> 00:14:13,384
- COME ON, LET'S GET SOME PIZZA
396
00:14:13,386 --> 00:14:15,152
OR TACOS OR CHEESE STICKS
OR STUFFED PITAS,
397
00:14:15,154 --> 00:14:16,287
BURGERS, BAGELS,
398
00:14:16,289 --> 00:14:17,922
CHICKEN-FRIED B.B.Q.
BUFFALO WINGS, MY TREAT.
399
00:14:17,924 --> 00:14:21,659
- JANIE, I'VE BEEN THINKING
ABOUT PEANUTS ALL DAY.
400
00:14:21,661 --> 00:14:23,160
I'VE GOT TO GET SOME.
401
00:14:23,162 --> 00:14:25,430
THEY'VE, LIKE,
HIJACKED MY BRAIN.
402
00:14:25,432 --> 00:14:26,698
- MOTH TO A FLAME.
403
00:14:26,700 --> 00:14:29,167
both: HEY.
404
00:14:29,169 --> 00:14:31,169
- YOU'VE HIJACKED MY BRAIN.
405
00:14:31,171 --> 00:14:32,370
- MOTH TO A FLAME.
406
00:14:32,372 --> 00:14:34,338
- IF YOU DON'T RELEASE ME,
407
00:14:34,340 --> 00:14:36,173
- IT'LL REALLY BE LAME.
408
00:14:36,175 --> 00:14:37,441
- NO.
409
00:14:37,443 --> 00:14:38,843
- I'LL FORFEIT THE GAME.
410
00:14:38,845 --> 00:14:39,844
- NAH.
411
00:14:39,846 --> 00:14:41,712
- MY SOUL'S WAVES OF GRAIN.
412
00:14:41,714 --> 00:14:43,948
- I'VE HEARD THAT
SOMEWHERE BEFORE.
413
00:14:43,950 --> 00:14:46,283
- YOU'RE DRIVING ME INSANE.
414
00:14:46,285 --> 00:14:47,651
- TOO MANY SYLLABLES.
415
00:14:51,224 --> 00:14:52,390
- OH, NO.
416
00:14:52,392 --> 00:14:53,858
COVER FOR ME, KEVIN.
417
00:14:53,860 --> 00:14:55,026
I'VE GOT TO TAKE A BREAK.
418
00:14:55,028 --> 00:14:56,361
- WAIT.
WHERE ARE YOU GOING?
419
00:14:56,363 --> 00:14:59,931
- FURTHER INTO MY PERSONAL HELL.
420
00:14:59,933 --> 00:15:01,399
- HEY, I JUST REMEMBERED,
421
00:15:01,401 --> 00:15:03,668
BIG STRING GIVEAWAY
AT THE GUITAR STORE, THIS WAY.
422
00:15:03,670 --> 00:15:05,302
- YOU'VE HIJACKED MY BRAIN.
423
00:15:05,304 --> 00:15:06,437
- MOTH TO A FLAME.
424
00:15:06,439 --> 00:15:07,939
- IF YOU DON'T RELEASE ME...
425
00:15:07,941 --> 00:15:08,940
- I'LL GO JUST THE SAME.
426
00:15:08,942 --> 00:15:10,308
both: MOTH GONNA FLY.
427
00:15:10,310 --> 00:15:11,342
MOTH GONNA FLY.
428
00:15:11,344 --> 00:15:13,678
MOTH GONNA FLY FROM YOUR LOVE.
429
00:15:13,680 --> 00:15:17,414
- HEY, LOOK!
MONSTER TRUCKS AND NAKED MODELS.
430
00:15:17,416 --> 00:15:18,650
NAKED, NAKED, NAKED.
431
00:15:18,652 --> 00:15:20,818
- ALL RIGHT, SECOND VERSE.
432
00:15:20,820 --> 00:15:22,820
IT'S MY PERSONAL HELL,
433
00:15:22,822 --> 00:15:24,488
WHERE I ROAST IN MY SHELL.
434
00:15:24,490 --> 00:15:26,090
- ROAST IN MY SHELL?
435
00:15:26,092 --> 00:15:28,760
- OH, MAN,
I CAN'T THINK STRAIGHT
436
00:15:28,762 --> 00:15:30,528
TILL I GET THOSE PEANUTS.
437
00:15:30,530 --> 00:15:32,496
- HEY, WELCOME, NUTS.
438
00:15:32,498 --> 00:15:34,565
MUNCH A BUNCH
OF YOUR NUTTY FRIENDS' LUNCH.
439
00:15:34,567 --> 00:15:36,333
- UM, OKAY.
440
00:15:36,335 --> 00:15:38,069
I NEED SOME PEANUTS.
441
00:15:38,071 --> 00:15:39,069
- COOL.
442
00:15:39,071 --> 00:15:41,839
UM, PEANUTS.
PEANUTS.
443
00:15:41,841 --> 00:15:44,842
HEY, DARIA,
WHERE DO WE KEEP THE PEANUTS?
444
00:15:44,844 --> 00:15:46,009
- DARIA?
445
00:15:46,011 --> 00:15:47,345
- SCRIMMAGE INJURY.
446
00:15:47,347 --> 00:15:48,512
- DARIA?
447
00:15:48,514 --> 00:15:50,348
HEY, DARIA!
448
00:15:50,350 --> 00:15:52,183
YOU KNOW WHERE THE PEANUTS ARE,
DARIA?
449
00:15:52,185 --> 00:15:55,653
- TRY THE PEANUT BIN, YOU IDIOT.
450
00:15:55,655 --> 00:15:57,054
- CAN YOU COME OUT AND SHOW ME?
451
00:15:57,056 --> 00:15:58,089
- NO.
452
00:15:58,091 --> 00:16:00,224
- UM...YOU KNOW WHAT?
453
00:16:00,226 --> 00:16:02,626
I DON'T WANT ANY PEANUTS
AFTER ALL.
454
00:16:02,628 --> 00:16:04,361
- BUT YOU SAID
THEY HIJACKED YOUR BRAIN.
455
00:16:04,363 --> 00:16:07,364
- WELL, NOW I THINK A BURGER'S
TAKEN OVER MY BRAIN.
456
00:16:07,366 --> 00:16:09,267
WHAT DO YOU SAY?
- COOL.
457
00:16:09,269 --> 00:16:11,002
- HEY, DON'T GO.
COME BACK.
458
00:16:11,004 --> 00:16:14,839
SEE YOU AGAIN AT NUT, NUT,
NUTTY, NUTTY LUNCH WORLD.
459
00:16:14,841 --> 00:16:16,741
HEY, YOU CAN'T GO BACK THERE.
460
00:16:16,743 --> 00:16:18,609
- YEAH, I CAN.
THEY CHANGED THE RULES.
461
00:16:18,611 --> 00:16:20,244
- OH, COOL.
462
00:16:20,246 --> 00:16:21,579
- HEY.
463
00:16:21,581 --> 00:16:24,982
- WELCOME TO IT'S A NUTTY,
NUTTY, NUTTY WORLD.
464
00:16:24,984 --> 00:16:27,485
WE'RE JUST NUTS
ABOUT HUMILIATION.
465
00:16:27,487 --> 00:16:28,986
- I TRIED TO KEEP THEM AWAY.
466
00:16:28,988 --> 00:16:30,421
- NICE JOB.
467
00:16:30,423 --> 00:16:31,822
- COME ON,
YOU GOT A BREAK COMING UP?
468
00:16:31,824 --> 00:16:32,990
I'LL BUY YOU SOME JUNK FOOD.
469
00:16:32,992 --> 00:16:34,659
SOMETHING NOT IN THE NUT FAMILY.
470
00:16:34,661 --> 00:16:36,426
- YEAH, THAT'LL BE NICE.
471
00:16:36,428 --> 00:16:38,996
LET'S GO CRUISE THE MALL
IN CASE THERE'S SOMEONE I KNOW
472
00:16:38,998 --> 00:16:41,799
WHO HASN'T SEEN ME
IN MY NUTTY WORLD UNIFORM.
473
00:16:41,801 --> 00:16:42,900
I'LL SEE YOU LATER.
474
00:16:42,902 --> 00:16:45,135
- DARIA.
- SEE YOU LATER.
475
00:16:48,375 --> 00:16:50,274
[phone rings]
476
00:16:50,276 --> 00:16:51,509
- MRS. MORGENDORFFER?
477
00:16:51,511 --> 00:16:53,411
THIS IS JANE, DARIA'S FRIEND.
478
00:16:53,413 --> 00:16:55,279
- JANE, DO YOU NEED AN ATTORNEY?
479
00:16:55,281 --> 00:16:57,482
I DON'T DO CRIMINAL WORK,
BUT I'LL GET YOU SOMEONE.
480
00:16:57,484 --> 00:16:59,684
DON'T SAY ANYTHING TO ANYONE
UNTIL WE GET OVER THERE.
481
00:16:59,686 --> 00:17:02,052
- NO, NO, I'M LOOKING FOR DARIA.
482
00:17:02,054 --> 00:17:04,622
- DARIA?
WHY ARE YOU CALLING HERE?
483
00:17:04,624 --> 00:17:06,457
- SHE TOLD ME
SHE WAS GONNA TALK TO YOU
484
00:17:06,459 --> 00:17:08,025
ABOUT THE WAY
THEY'RE TREATING HER AT WORK.
485
00:17:08,027 --> 00:17:09,126
- REALLY?
486
00:17:09,128 --> 00:17:10,561
- THEY PROBABLY
HAVEN'T LET HER OFF YET.
487
00:17:10,563 --> 00:17:12,897
I BET SHE'S STILL
IN THE BACK ROOM BAGGING NUTS.
488
00:17:12,899 --> 00:17:15,299
- WHAT?
IN THE BACK ROOM?
489
00:17:15,301 --> 00:17:18,168
HOW IS SHE GOING TO IMPROVE
HER SOCIAL SKILLS THERE?
490
00:17:18,170 --> 00:17:19,804
- YEAH, THAT'S THE THING.
491
00:17:19,806 --> 00:17:21,572
SHE'S THE SENIOR EMPLOYEE
AT THE NUT STAND
492
00:17:21,574 --> 00:17:22,673
AND THE MOST QUALIFIED,
493
00:17:22,675 --> 00:17:24,141
BUT FOR SOME REASON,
494
00:17:24,143 --> 00:17:26,443
HER MALE COWORKER IS THE ONE
THEY'VE GOT BEHIND THE COUNTER.
495
00:17:26,445 --> 00:17:27,478
- WHAT?
496
00:17:27,480 --> 00:17:29,213
I KNEW I SHOULDN'T HAVE TRUSTED
497
00:17:29,215 --> 00:17:31,515
ONE OF JAKE'S SLEAZY CONTACTS.
498
00:17:31,517 --> 00:17:34,384
[exasperated groan]
499
00:17:36,255 --> 00:17:37,521
- LISTEN, I NEED YOU GUYS
500
00:17:37,523 --> 00:17:39,222
TO FIND
A MISSING BOA CONSTRICTOR
501
00:17:39,224 --> 00:17:40,658
WHILE I WORK UP FRONT.
502
00:17:40,660 --> 00:17:43,327
DON'T WORRY, THEY DON'T BITE.
THEY JUST STRANGLE.
503
00:17:43,329 --> 00:17:45,028
- I'LL FIND IT FOR YOU, QUINN.
- I'LL FIND IT.
504
00:17:45,030 --> 00:17:46,230
- NO, I WILL.
- NO, ME.
505
00:17:46,232 --> 00:17:47,464
- HOW ARE WE GONNA
CALL THE SNAKE
506
00:17:47,466 --> 00:17:48,532
WHEN WE DON'T KNOW ITS NAME?
507
00:17:48,534 --> 00:17:50,201
- YOU DON'T CALL A SNAKE,
STUPID.
508
00:17:50,203 --> 00:17:52,336
YOU PLAY
ONE OF THOSE FLUTE THINGS.
509
00:17:52,338 --> 00:17:53,604
- I DON'T KNOW HOW
TO PLAY A FLUTE.
510
00:17:53,606 --> 00:17:55,406
CAN'T WE PUT OUT SOME SNAKE FOOD
OR SOMETHING?
511
00:17:55,408 --> 00:17:56,407
- WHAT DO THEY EAT?
512
00:17:56,409 --> 00:17:57,441
- HEY!
LOOK.
513
00:17:57,443 --> 00:18:00,478
[squeaking and chittering]
514
00:18:00,480 --> 00:18:01,645
[louder chittering]
515
00:18:01,647 --> 00:18:03,481
THAT OUGHT TO DO IT.
516
00:18:03,483 --> 00:18:05,048
- WHERE'S DARIA?
517
00:18:05,050 --> 00:18:06,717
- WELCOME TO
IT'S A NUTTY, NUTTY--
518
00:18:06,719 --> 00:18:07,985
- OH, SHUT UP.
519
00:18:07,987 --> 00:18:10,488
- YOU CAN GO BACK THERE NOW.
THEY CHANGED THE RULES.
520
00:18:10,490 --> 00:18:11,622
- MOM?
521
00:18:11,624 --> 00:18:13,457
- WHAT ARE YOU DOING BACK HERE?
522
00:18:13,459 --> 00:18:15,793
- WORKING WITH FILBERTS.
- OH, I SEE.
523
00:18:15,795 --> 00:18:17,795
YOU'RE IN BACK
DOING THE PHYSICAL LABOR
524
00:18:17,797 --> 00:18:20,097
WHILE THAT GOON
IS UP FRONT NETWORKING.
525
00:18:22,969 --> 00:18:24,301
- HEY, WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
526
00:18:24,303 --> 00:18:27,138
- YOU CAN FIND SOMEONE ELSE
TO BAG YOUR NUTS, PAL.
527
00:18:27,140 --> 00:18:29,473
YOU'RE NOT
EXPLOITING MY DAUGHTER ANYMORE.
528
00:18:29,475 --> 00:18:32,477
- YOU CAN'T TAKE HER AWAY.
SHE'S MY SALESPERSON OF THE DAY.
529
00:18:32,479 --> 00:18:34,745
- I'M SURE YOUR VALUABLE
MALE COUNTER HELP
530
00:18:34,747 --> 00:18:36,881
IS MORE THAN QUALIFIED
TO COVER FOR HER.
531
00:18:36,883 --> 00:18:38,316
- HEY, DARIA, WAIT!
532
00:18:38,318 --> 00:18:40,818
MY APRON'S CAUGHT
IN THE CASH REGISTER AGAIN.
533
00:18:40,820 --> 00:18:42,587
- [whimpering]
534
00:18:42,589 --> 00:18:45,222
- THE NERVE
OF THAT SEXIST CAVEMAN.
535
00:18:45,224 --> 00:18:47,491
TO THINK HE COULD GET AWAY
WITH TREATING YOU THAT WAY.
536
00:18:47,493 --> 00:18:48,993
- IT WAS AWFUL.
537
00:18:48,995 --> 00:18:51,095
AWFUL.
538
00:18:51,097 --> 00:18:53,931
[squeaking and chittering]
539
00:18:53,933 --> 00:18:55,333
DAMN PEANUT SMELL.
540
00:18:55,335 --> 00:18:57,000
- WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?
541
00:18:57,002 --> 00:18:58,736
CAN'T YOU SEE I'M WORKING?
542
00:18:58,738 --> 00:19:00,338
- [screams]
GET THIS THING OFF ME, MAN!
543
00:19:00,340 --> 00:19:02,673
- CAREFUL WITH HER.
SHE HAS SENSITIVE SCALES.
544
00:19:02,675 --> 00:19:04,642
[both moaning and groaning]
545
00:19:04,644 --> 00:19:08,279
- I SWEAR, BABE, THAT WASN'T
A SMILE THE SECOND TIME.
546
00:19:08,281 --> 00:19:09,647
[bell rings]
547
00:19:09,649 --> 00:19:11,449
- I CAN'T BELIEVE IT.
548
00:19:11,451 --> 00:19:14,118
FINALLY SOMEONE I KNOW
IS ATTACKED BY ANIMALS,
549
00:19:14,120 --> 00:19:17,822
AND I AND MY VIDEO CAMERA
ARE NOWHERE TO BE FOUND.
550
00:19:17,824 --> 00:19:19,957
- I'M NOT SURE
IF CUTE LITTLE FURBALLS
551
00:19:19,959 --> 00:19:22,726
MILLING AROUND YOUR FEET
REALLY CONSTITUTES AN ATTACK.
552
00:19:22,728 --> 00:19:25,129
- HEY, YOU DON'T KNOW
WHAT THEY WERE THINKING.
553
00:19:25,131 --> 00:19:28,398
- WELL, NOW KEVIN, QUINN,
AND I ARE ALL OUT OF A JOB.
554
00:19:28,400 --> 00:19:29,600
WHICH SUITS ME FINE.
555
00:19:29,602 --> 00:19:30,801
- WHAT HAPPENED TO YOU?
556
00:19:30,803 --> 00:19:32,170
- IT'S DARIA'S FAULT.
557
00:19:32,172 --> 00:19:34,738
YOU GOT TOO CLOSE TO ME
WITH YOUR STUPID NUT SHIRT.
558
00:19:34,740 --> 00:19:37,375
YOU KNOW I'M ALLERGIC
TO PISTACHIO DYE,
559
00:19:37,377 --> 00:19:38,609
AND NOW I'VE GOT A RASH.
560
00:19:38,611 --> 00:19:41,512
MY NECK MODELING CAREER
IS OVER!
561
00:19:41,514 --> 00:19:43,147
- HEY.
- WHAT?
562
00:19:43,149 --> 00:19:46,584
- I THINK I JUST FOUND
JOB SATISFACTION.
563
00:19:46,586 --> 00:19:48,652
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564
00:19:48,654 --> 00:19:51,589
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565
00:20:01,434 --> 00:20:06,103
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566
00:20:06,105 --> 00:20:10,941
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567
00:20:10,943 --> 00:20:12,576
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568
00:20:22,522 --> 00:20:26,790
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569
00:20:26,792 --> 00:20:29,260
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