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- ♪ LA-LA, LA, LA-LA ♪
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♪ LA-LA, LA, LA-LA ♪
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- I THINK IT'S SO IMPORTANT
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FOR A FAMILY TO FIND THE TIME
TO EAT TOGETHER
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AND SHARE THEIR DAY.
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DID I SHARE WITH YOU HOW MANY
MEETINGS I HAD TO REARRANGE
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SO THAT I COULD BE HERE?
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NOT THAT I'M COMPLAINING.
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BUT WHO KNOWS WHAT IMPACT
THIS WILL HAVE ON NEGOTIATIONS
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I'M NOT AT LIBERTY TO DISCUSS.
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JAKE, QUINN, DARIA,
THIS ISN'T A LIBRARY.
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- DESPITE THE PRESENCE
OF FLUORESCENT LIGHTING
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AND UNCOMFORTABLE CHAIRS.
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- COME ON; LET'S HAVE
A NICE CHAT.
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DARIA, PENNY FOR YOUR THOUGHTS?
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- WELL, I WAS JUST PONDERING
THE IDEA THAT THE NEGATIVE
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WHICH IS THE NOTHINGNESS
OF BEING
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AND THE ANNIHILATING POWER
BOTH TOGETHER IS NOTHINGNESS.
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- OH, DARIA, THAT WHOLE
"LESS IS MORE" THING IS SO OVER.
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ACCESSORIES ARE BACK.
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- I JUST DON'T GET IT.
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IF BC'S A CAVEMAN, HOW CAN
HE CELEBRATE ASH WEDNESDAY?
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- WHY DO I BOTHER?
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- NOTHING.
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WHAT'S THAT RED STUFF?
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- HMM, NOTHING.
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WHAT DO YOU THINK THAT IS?
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- CHERRY SODA?
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- NO, IT LOOKS MORE LIKE
CRANBERRY JUICE.
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- NOTHING.
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- WELL, HI, MOM.
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- HEY, MOM.
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- WHAT IS THAT,
STRAWBERRY SYRUP?
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- I'M GUESSING CRANBERRY JUICE.
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- CHERRY SODA.
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[doorbell rings]
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- WHO COULD THAT BE?
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WIND, WHAT AN UNEXPECTED TREAT.
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- MOM, MOM!
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TRENT, JANIE!
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IT'S SO GREAT TO SEE EVERYBODY.
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SORRY I DIDN'T CALL FIRST,
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BUT I HAD TO CLEAR OUT
OF THE HOUSEBOAT IN A HURRY.
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- WHEN TIDAL WAVES STRIKE?
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- NO, KATIE AND I
ARE SEPARATING FOR A WHILE.
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- OH, HONEY, I HOPE
YOU TWO WORK IT OUT.
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- ME TOO, MOM.
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I MEAN, TWO ALIMONY PAYMENTS
A MONTH ARE ENOUGH.
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[laughs]
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[cries]
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OH, GOD!
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I'LL NEVER LEARN HOW TO LOVE.
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- IT'S OKAY, SWEETHEART.
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WE'VE GOT PLENTY OF ROOM.
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- UM...
- UH-OH.
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- THERE WERE SOME PHONE MESSAGES
I ALMOST FORGOT ABOUT.
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LET'S SEE.
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PENNY'S COMING IN
FROM COSTA RICA.
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SOME KIND OF PROBLEM
WITH A VOLCANO.
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AND DAD'S FINISHED
TAKING PICTURES
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OF CELTIC ROCK FORMATIONS.
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HE'S ON HIS WAY BACK TO PRINT.
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- WHAT'S THAT WRITTEN
ON YOUR OTHER HAND?
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- "CHANGE NAME OF MYSTIK SPIRAL
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TO SOMETHING SOMETHING
EXPLOSION."
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- HEY, DO I SMELL COOKIES
BAKING?
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- NOT BLOODY LIKELY.
- THE KILN!
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[doorbell rings]
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- WHO COULD THAT BE?
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SIS!
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CLAUDIA THREW YOU OUT.
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- HA HA!
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YEAH, BUT THAT WAS YEARS AGO.
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I THINK YOU MEAN KATIE.
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[cries]
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YOU--YOU RAN OUT OF PESOS?
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- COLONES.
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NO, MY NATIVE CRAFT STAND
WAS WIPED OUT.
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DAMN LAVA.
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- I'M SO GLAD YOU'RE OKAY.
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[bird squawks loudly]
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- THAT'S CHIQUITO.
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HE'S VERY POSSESSIVE.
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[doorbell rings]
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- WHO COULD THAT BE?
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- THANKS.
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I THINK I LEFT MY HOUSE KEYS
IN CANNAMARA.
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- YAHOO!
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- [sighs]
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- GO, YOU BEAUTIFUL BASTARD!
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THREE POINTS, YEAH!
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- [sighs more loudly]
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- SOMETHING WRONG, HONEY?
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- JAKE, DO YOU EVER WORRY
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THAT OUR CHILDREN ARE BECOMING
STRANGERS TO US?
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- STRANGER THAN US?
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WHAT'S SO STRANGE ABOUT US?
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HEY!
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- I TRY AND TRY TO KEEP THE
CHANNELS OF COMMUNICATION OPEN.
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WHAT MORE CAN I DO?
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- LOOK UNDER THE MATTRESS
FOR A DIARY?
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I MEAN BY ACCIDENT, OF COURSE.
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- HONESTLY, JAKE, SOMETIMES
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I WONDER IF YOU KNOW EVEN
THE MOST RUDIMENTARY FACTS
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ABOUT OUR GIRLS.
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HOW OLD IS QUINN?
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- 11...ISH?
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THAT WAS A GUESSTIMATE.
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- JAKE, WHAT'S MY MIDDLE NAME?
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- IT'S GOT A "K," RIGHT?
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- UGH!
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- HONEY, WAIT.
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[door slams]
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SHOOT, BIG MAN, SHOOT!
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- IS YOUR TOLL COLLECTOR
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WEARING PANTS, A SKIRT,
OR NOTHING BUT A SMILE?
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COLD BREEZE ON THE INTERSTATE
NEXT ON SICK, SAD WORLD.
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- HEY, JANE.
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HOW LONG HAS THE LIVING ROOM TV
BEEN BROKEN?
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- ABOUT TWO YEARS, I GUESS.
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- DO YOU MIND IF I WATCH
A SHOW IN HERE?
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IT'S KIND OF
A MARITAL EMERGENCY.
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- ACTUALLY--
- THANKS.
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- WELCOME ONCE AGAIN
TO THE LIVING MARRIAGE,
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A HOLISTIC BLUEPRINT FOR LOVING.
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- [cries]
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OH, KATIE, KATIE, KATIE!
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- I THINK I'LL GIVE DARIA
A CALL...DOWNSTAIRS.
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PENNY, GOING TO BE LONG?
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- BUSINESS.
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NO, NO, SEÑOR FINANCE MINISTER.
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NECESITO DINERO TO REOPEN
MY BUSINESS.
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YOUR VOLCANO WIPED OUT HUNDREDS
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OF HAND-FASHIONED TIN
PICTURE FRAMES,
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AND I'D LIKE TO KNOW
HOW YOUR GOVERNMENT
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INTENDS TO COMPENSATE ME.
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- ALL RIGHT, THEN.
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TO MY PRIVATE OFFICE.
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- NO, SEÑOR, I HAVE NOT BEEN
INHALING VOLCANO DUST.
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HELLO?
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HELLO?
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- SORRY, GOING TO BE A WHILE.
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I'M DEVELOPING.
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- WHATEVER.
- OH, HONEY?
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DON'T DRINK FROM THAT BIG BOTTLE
IN THE KITCHEN.
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IT'S SILVER NITRATE.
- IT'S POISONOUS?
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- YEAH, AND I NEED IT
FOR MY PRINTS.
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- UM, MOM, CAN WE DISCUSS
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THIS FAMILY TOGETHERNESS
NIGHTMARE?
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WIND'S CRYING ALL OVER MY STUFF,
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PENNY'S STARTING A TRADE WAR
IN THE KITCHEN,
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AND DAD'S RINSING PRINTS
IN ALL THE TOILETS.
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- OH, JANE, EVERYONE
WILL WORK THINGS OUT
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IN THEIR OWN WAY
IN THEIR OWN TIME.
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REMEMBER
WHEN YOU KIDS WERE YOUNG?
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- HOW FAR BACK?
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DIAPERS CREEP ME OUT.
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- THE TIME TRENT MOVED
INTO A TENT IN THE BACKYARD.
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- OH, SURE.
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IT WAS MY JOB TO DELIVER
THE SANDWICHES.
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- WE JUST LEFT HIM ALONE
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FOR SIX MONTHS
UNTIL HE GOT BORED.
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SUMMER ONCE ATE ONLY PEZ
FOR A YEAR,
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AND LOOK HOW BEAUTIFULLY
SHE TURNED OUT.
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YOU KNOW, IF YOU TRY TO HOLD
A BUTTERFLY
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TIGHTLY IN YOUR HAND,
IT WILL DIE.
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YOU HAVE TO LET IT GO.
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AND IF IT COMES BACK,
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IT IS TRULY YOURS.
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BUT IF IT DOESN'T,
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IT NEVER REALLY WAS.
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- HOW ABOUT IF YOU TEAR OFF
ITS PRECIOUS LITTLE WINGS?
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- [snoring]
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[doorbell rings]
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HUH?
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WHO COULD THAT BE?
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- I'M NOT PICKY.
THE MANGER WILL BE FINE.
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[rock music playing]
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♪ ♪
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- [breathing heavily]
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JANE!
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- [sighs impatiently]
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OH, HI, MRS. MORGENDORFFER.
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DIDN'T SEE YOU THERE.
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- IT'S OKAY;
SPEED WALKERS HAVE THICK SKINS.
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JANE, SINCE YOU'RE STAYING
WITH US AND ALL, I THOUGHT,
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WELL, YOU'RE DARIA'S
BEST FRIEND,
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AND SHE'S--SHE'S SO HARD
TO TALK TO THESE DAYS.
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- MAXIMUM OF THREE QUESTIONS.
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NO BETRAYALS.
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IMMUNITY FROM PROSECUTION.
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- AGREED.
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DRUGS?
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- NOPE, UNLESS YOU COUNT TV.
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- DEPRESSED?
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- NO, JUST REALISTIC.
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- SEX?
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OH, THAT'S TOO OBVIOUS.
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CAN I HAVE ANOTHER ONE?
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- THE WALLS ARE CLOSING IN.
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THE ICE IS GETTING THIN.
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NO PLACE TO BE ALONE.
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MY HOUSE IS NOT A HOME.
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PSYCHIC REFUGEE.
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PSYCHIC REFU--
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[bird squawks]
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THE WALLS ARE CLOSING IN.
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THE ICE IS--
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- BUT, DAD, I DON'T KNOW
WHAT ELSE TO DO.
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I TRIED EVERYTHING ON THAT SHOW.
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- YOUR MOM AND I HAVE FOUND
ROLE-PLAYING
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TO BE A SUPER WAY
TO WORK OUT CONFLICTS.
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WE ALSO ENJOY HITTING EACH OTHER
WITH LARGE FOAM RUBBER BATS.
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- I'D DO IT,
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BUT KATIE ISN'T HERE.
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[crying]
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- WELL, I'LL BE KATIE.
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TRENT, WOULD YOU MIND
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BEING THE FLIRTATIOUS GIRL
AT THE CHECKOUT COUNTER?
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- UH, I GOTTA GO SHARPEN
MY GUITAR PICK.
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- OKAY, I'LL GET TRENT'S TENT
OUT OF THE ATTIC.
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BYE.
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COURTNEY AND ADRIAN
ARE COMING FOR A VISIT.
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ISN'T THAT GREAT?
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- DOES SUMMER KNOW?
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- SHE SHOULD, SHOULDN'T SHE?
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- WELL, SHE'S KIND OF
THEIR MOTHER.
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HAVE YOU SEEN JANIE?
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- NO, HON, BUT IF YOU FIND HER,
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TELL HER I SAID HI.
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- DOESN'T THIS FEEL GREAT?
- UM...
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- HAS ANYONE SEEN JANE?
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- SHE WAS JUST STANDING THERE
A FEW MINUTES--DAYS AGO.
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- AHA!
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- GOOD ONE.
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[bird squawks]
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- HEY, THANKS FOR SETTING
THE TABLE, JANE-O.
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- NO PROBLEM.
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THANKS FOR LETTING ME STAY HERE.
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- WELL, I KNOW HOW IT CAN BE,
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BEING DRIVEN
FROM YOUR CHILDHOOD HOME,
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EVEN IF IT WAS
A DARK, DEPRESSING PLACE,
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00:08:37,851 --> 00:08:40,819
THE AIR THICK WITH OPPRESSION
AND THE CONSTANT THREAT OF--
244
00:08:40,821 --> 00:08:42,053
- LOOK, A DUCKY.
245
00:08:42,055 --> 00:08:43,488
- HEY, NEAT!
246
00:08:43,490 --> 00:08:46,358
SAY, JANE, I KNOW
YOU'RE DARIA'S BEST FRIEND,
247
00:08:46,360 --> 00:08:48,993
AND, WELL, SHE'S SO HARD
TO TALK TO THESE DAYS.
248
00:08:48,995 --> 00:08:50,261
I WAS WONDERING--
249
00:08:50,263 --> 00:08:52,096
- MAXIMUM OF THREE QUESTIONS,
NO BETRAYALS,
250
00:08:52,098 --> 00:08:54,098
IMMUNITY FROM PROSECUTION,
251
00:08:54,100 --> 00:08:58,069
AND TALK YOUR WIFE INTO FINDING
A NEW SPEED-WALKING ROUTE.
252
00:08:58,071 --> 00:08:59,904
- DONE.
AGE?
253
00:08:59,906 --> 00:09:00,939
- 17.
254
00:09:00,941 --> 00:09:02,807
- UH, HEIGHT?
255
00:09:02,809 --> 00:09:03,874
- 5'2".
256
00:09:03,876 --> 00:09:04,909
- MM-HMM.
257
00:09:04,911 --> 00:09:06,811
- FAVORITE COLOR.
258
00:09:06,813 --> 00:09:07,878
- [together] BLACK.
259
00:09:07,880 --> 00:09:09,581
- OH, THAT'S TOO OBVIOUS.
260
00:09:09,583 --> 00:09:13,017
CAN I HAVE ANOTHER ONE?
261
00:09:13,019 --> 00:09:15,520
- I DON'T SUPPOSE YOU COULD
TEAR OUT A CHAPTER FOR ME.
262
00:09:15,522 --> 00:09:16,654
- SORRY.
263
00:09:16,656 --> 00:09:17,889
LIBRARY BOOK.
264
00:09:17,891 --> 00:09:19,123
- THOSE MILK TRIVIA QUIZZES
265
00:09:19,125 --> 00:09:20,725
ARE REALLY INTERESTING.
266
00:09:20,727 --> 00:09:23,361
I'D LIKE TO TRY CHEWING
SOME OF THIS CUD SOMETIME.
267
00:09:23,363 --> 00:09:25,496
- WHY DON'T THEY JUST PUT
MARMADUKE TO SLEEP?
268
00:09:25,498 --> 00:09:27,732
- WELL, JANE,
SINCE EVERYONE ELSE IS OCCUPIED,
269
00:09:27,734 --> 00:09:29,901
WHY DON'T WE HAVE A LITTLE--
270
00:09:29,903 --> 00:09:32,203
- HEY!
- VITAMIN D, 200%.
271
00:09:32,205 --> 00:09:33,271
VITAMIN A, 100%.
272
00:09:33,273 --> 00:09:34,438
[doorbell rings]
273
00:09:34,440 --> 00:09:38,276
- WHO COULD THAT BE?
274
00:09:38,278 --> 00:09:39,744
- HEY, DARIA.
275
00:09:39,746 --> 00:09:41,212
JANIE HERE?
276
00:09:41,214 --> 00:09:44,415
- UM, YEAH, HI.
277
00:09:44,417 --> 00:09:45,482
- [sniffs]
278
00:09:45,484 --> 00:09:47,018
SMELLS GOOD.
279
00:09:47,020 --> 00:09:48,018
- TRENT?
280
00:09:48,020 --> 00:09:49,120
- HEY, JANIE.
281
00:09:49,122 --> 00:09:50,488
I JUST STOPPED BY TO TELL YOU
282
00:09:50,490 --> 00:09:52,690
I'LL BE LIVING IN THE TANK
FOR A WHILE.
283
00:09:52,692 --> 00:09:53,825
- THE TANK?
284
00:09:53,827 --> 00:09:56,060
- IT'S A VAN...OR IT WAS ONCE.
285
00:09:56,062 --> 00:09:57,094
WHY DIDN'T YOU PHONE?
286
00:09:57,096 --> 00:09:58,562
- COULDN'T GET NEAR IT.
287
00:09:58,564 --> 00:10:00,865
HEY, IS THAT SPAGHETTI?
288
00:10:00,867 --> 00:10:02,266
IT'S MY FAVORITE.
289
00:10:02,268 --> 00:10:04,502
- ACTUALLY,
IT'S FETTUCINI BOLOGNESE.
290
00:10:04,504 --> 00:10:07,038
- OH, YEAH, THAT'S MY FAVORITE.
291
00:10:07,040 --> 00:10:09,407
IT'S NOT STICKING TOGETHER
AT ALL.
292
00:10:09,409 --> 00:10:11,409
- TRENT, MY MAN, YOU WANT
TO STAY FOR DINNER?
293
00:10:11,411 --> 00:10:15,480
- WELL, IT IS NICE AND WARM
IN HERE, NOT LIKE THE TANK.
294
00:10:15,482 --> 00:10:17,314
I BET YOUR DOORS LOCK TOO.
295
00:10:17,316 --> 00:10:19,985
- TRENT, WOULD YOU LIKE
TO STAY HERE TONIGHT?
296
00:10:19,987 --> 00:10:22,621
- EEP!
297
00:10:22,623 --> 00:10:24,623
WHAT?
298
00:10:24,625 --> 00:10:28,326
- ARE YOU SURE YOU'VE GOT
THE CONCENTRATION FOR THIS GAME?
299
00:10:28,328 --> 00:10:29,360
- HUH?
300
00:10:29,362 --> 00:10:30,929
OF COURSE, WHY?
301
00:10:30,931 --> 00:10:33,598
- WELL, JUST 'CAUSE
YOU'VE ONLY PICKED TWO LETTERS.
302
00:10:33,600 --> 00:10:34,699
- OH.
303
00:10:34,701 --> 00:10:37,635
OH, YEAH.
304
00:10:37,637 --> 00:10:39,503
- YOU'RE AN ARTIST, RIGHT?
305
00:10:39,505 --> 00:10:41,306
- I'VE BEEN KNOWN TO PUSH
THE PAINT AROUND.
306
00:10:41,308 --> 00:10:42,307
WHY?
307
00:10:42,309 --> 00:10:44,642
- ART FASCINATES ME.
- UH-HUH.
308
00:10:44,644 --> 00:10:47,711
- SO IF YOU WERE CONTOURING
THE EYELIDS
309
00:10:47,713 --> 00:10:50,614
OF, OH, SOMEONE WITH,
LET'S SEE, COLORING,
310
00:10:50,616 --> 00:10:52,417
SKIN TONE, AND HAIR COLOR
JUST LIKE MINE,
311
00:10:52,419 --> 00:10:55,719
WOULD YOU GO WITH A DEEP PLUM
OR A RICH MAUVE?
312
00:10:55,721 --> 00:10:57,555
- I'D HAVE TO SEE THE ACTUAL--
- OKAY.
313
00:10:57,557 --> 00:10:58,656
- DON'T TOUCH MY "Q."
314
00:10:58,658 --> 00:11:00,024
- WHAT?
315
00:11:00,026 --> 00:11:01,125
[knocking at door]
316
00:11:01,127 --> 00:11:03,828
- HEY, DARIA?
SEEN JANIE?
317
00:11:03,830 --> 00:11:06,064
I NEED TO BORROW HER TOOTHBRUSH.
318
00:11:06,066 --> 00:11:08,433
- UH, SHE'LL BE BACK
IN A MINUTE.
319
00:11:08,435 --> 00:11:10,901
- GUESS I'LL WAIT.
320
00:11:13,339 --> 00:11:16,006
HEY, COOL ROOM.
321
00:11:16,008 --> 00:11:18,076
- OH, THANKS.
322
00:11:18,078 --> 00:11:20,478
- COMFORTABLE BED.
323
00:11:20,480 --> 00:11:21,946
MARK TWAIN.
324
00:11:21,948 --> 00:11:24,716
HUCKLEBERRY FINN, RIGHT?
- YEAH.
325
00:11:24,718 --> 00:11:27,752
- I READ THAT IN HIGH SCHOOL...
I THINK.
326
00:11:27,754 --> 00:11:29,921
- UM, IT'S AN AMERICAN CLASSIC.
327
00:11:29,923 --> 00:11:32,957
- USED TO WATCH HUCKLEBERRY
HOUND WHEN I WAS A KID.
328
00:11:32,959 --> 00:11:34,759
THEY DIDN'T REALLY
HAVE A LOT IN COMMON,
329
00:11:34,761 --> 00:11:36,894
NOW THAT I THINK ABOUT IT.
330
00:11:36,896 --> 00:11:38,229
- UM, NO.
331
00:11:38,231 --> 00:11:40,832
HUCKLEBERRY HOUND
WAS MUCH MORE OF A JOINER.
332
00:11:40,834 --> 00:11:42,967
- YEAH, LOSER.
333
00:11:42,969 --> 00:11:44,702
[both laugh]
334
00:11:44,704 --> 00:11:46,404
WHY DID QUICK DRAW MCGRAW
335
00:11:46,406 --> 00:11:49,541
HANG OUT
WITH THAT FREAKY LITTLE MULE?
336
00:11:49,543 --> 00:11:51,575
- WHOOPS, DIDN'T MEAN
TO INTERRUPT.
337
00:11:51,577 --> 00:11:52,844
- THAT'S OKAY.
338
00:11:52,846 --> 00:11:56,514
HEY, JANIE, I NEED TO BORROW
YOUR TOOTHBRUSH.
339
00:11:56,516 --> 00:11:58,449
- TAKE IT; IT'S A GIFT.
340
00:11:58,451 --> 00:12:00,284
- COOL.
341
00:12:00,286 --> 00:12:01,986
- WOW, KISMET!
342
00:12:01,988 --> 00:12:03,822
WHAT WERE YOU GUYS
TALKING ABOUT?
343
00:12:03,824 --> 00:12:05,356
- COMPARATIVE LITERATURE.
344
00:12:05,358 --> 00:12:06,457
[doorbell rings]
345
00:12:06,459 --> 00:12:08,059
- WHO COULD THAT BE?
346
00:12:08,061 --> 00:12:09,226
- QUINN!
347
00:12:09,228 --> 00:12:13,331
YOUR DATE IS HERE!
348
00:12:13,333 --> 00:12:15,733
WOW, I REALLY DON'T KNOW
MY KIDS.
349
00:12:15,735 --> 00:12:17,602
- HEY, TRENT AROUND?
350
00:12:17,604 --> 00:12:20,304
- OH, YOU'RE FOR--WELL, THEN.
351
00:12:20,306 --> 00:12:23,408
TRENT, YOUR DATE IS HERE!
352
00:12:23,410 --> 00:12:26,410
- THANKS.
353
00:12:26,412 --> 00:12:27,678
SEE YA.
354
00:12:27,680 --> 00:12:30,614
- TRENT, WHERE ARE YOU GOING?
- OUT.
355
00:12:30,616 --> 00:12:33,517
- AND WHEN ARE YOU COMING BACK?
- LATER.
356
00:12:33,519 --> 00:12:35,019
BYE.
357
00:12:35,021 --> 00:12:37,288
- SOMEONE SHOULD TALK
TO THAT YOUNG MAN
358
00:12:37,290 --> 00:12:39,690
ABOUT THE LIFESTYLE CHOICES
HE'S MAKING.
359
00:12:39,692 --> 00:12:42,026
- EW!
360
00:12:43,096 --> 00:12:44,095
[energetic rock music]
361
00:12:44,097 --> 00:12:50,034
♪ ♪
362
00:13:02,949 --> 00:13:04,115
- DON'T WORRY.
363
00:13:04,117 --> 00:13:06,017
YOU'RE TWICE THE WOMAN SHE IS.
364
00:13:06,019 --> 00:13:08,286
- NO, THAT WOULD BE A SIZE 12.
365
00:13:08,288 --> 00:13:10,121
LISTEN, DARIA, I ALWAYS SAY
366
00:13:10,123 --> 00:13:11,855
THAT JUST BECAUSE A GUY
HAS A GIRLFRIEND,
367
00:13:11,857 --> 00:13:14,158
IT DOESN'T MEAN
HE'S OFF LIMITS.
368
00:13:14,160 --> 00:13:15,460
UNLESS YOU'RE THE GIRLFRIEND.
369
00:13:15,462 --> 00:13:16,994
BY "YOU,"
I MEAN ME, OF COURSE.
370
00:13:16,996 --> 00:13:18,329
REMEMBER THAT.
371
00:13:18,331 --> 00:13:19,430
- MM.
372
00:13:19,432 --> 00:13:21,165
GOT ANY MORE PEARL DROPS
OF WISDOM?
373
00:13:21,167 --> 00:13:23,734
- DARIA, ALL YOU NEED
IS A LITTLE CONFIDENCE.
374
00:13:23,736 --> 00:13:26,904
JUST CLOSE YOUR EYES
AND IMAGINE WHAT YOU WANT.
375
00:13:26,906 --> 00:13:29,107
WATCH ME.
376
00:13:30,610 --> 00:13:33,845
- QUINN, LOOKING
INTO YOUR MAUVE-LIDDED EYES
377
00:13:33,847 --> 00:13:36,580
MAKES ME WANT TO GIVE YOU
EVERYTHING YOU'VE EVER DESIRED.
378
00:13:36,582 --> 00:13:39,784
MAY I WORSHIP YOUR HEAVENLY
PERFECTION UNTIL THE END OF TIME
379
00:13:39,786 --> 00:13:42,720
OR UNTIL YOU MEET SOMEONE
BETTER, WHICHEVER COMES FIRST?
380
00:13:42,722 --> 00:13:44,422
- OH, OKAY.
381
00:13:44,424 --> 00:13:49,794
OH, AND COULD YOU GET ME A SODA
IN A CRYSTAL GOBLET?
382
00:13:49,796 --> 00:13:53,264
IT'S ONLY A MATTER OF TIME.
383
00:13:53,266 --> 00:13:54,599
GIVE IT A TRY, DARIA.
384
00:13:54,601 --> 00:13:56,234
JUST USE YOUR IMAGINATION,
385
00:13:56,236 --> 00:13:59,370
AND PICTURE YOUR DREAM EXACTLY
THE WAY IT WILL BE.
386
00:13:59,372 --> 00:14:01,839
- ALL RIGHT, BUT I DON'T
TRUST YOU ENOUGH
387
00:14:01,841 --> 00:14:06,076
TO CLOSE MY EYES.
388
00:14:06,078 --> 00:14:08,679
TRENT, HONEY, I'M HOME.
389
00:14:08,681 --> 00:14:11,249
- HEY.
- GOOD DAY?
390
00:14:11,251 --> 00:14:12,549
- NOT MUCH HAPPENED.
391
00:14:12,551 --> 00:14:13,818
- DON'T WORRY, TRENT.
392
00:14:13,820 --> 00:14:15,153
I'M SURE MYSTIK SPIRAL
393
00:14:15,155 --> 00:14:16,754
IS ON THE BRINK OF SUCCESS.
394
00:14:16,756 --> 00:14:19,523
- WE REALLY SHOULD
CHANGE THE NAME.
395
00:14:19,525 --> 00:14:21,292
- AND I DON'T MIND
WORKING DOUBLE SHIFTS
396
00:14:21,294 --> 00:14:23,728
AT THE GENE-SPLICING LAB
UNTIL YOU MAKE IT.
397
00:14:23,730 --> 00:14:24,929
- FACE IT, DARIA.
398
00:14:24,931 --> 00:14:26,931
WE'RE NEVER GOING TO GET
OUR BIG BREAK.
399
00:14:26,933 --> 00:14:28,666
I GOTTA GET A REAL JOB.
400
00:14:28,668 --> 00:14:32,403
UM, I'LL NEED SOME MONEY
TO GET MY TATTOO REMOVED.
401
00:14:32,405 --> 00:14:34,805
- HONEY, WE HAVE
TO SAVE RIGHT NOW.
402
00:14:34,807 --> 00:14:37,909
TRENT JR. NEEDS GLASSES,
THICK ONES.
403
00:14:37,911 --> 00:14:39,243
- DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND?
404
00:14:39,245 --> 00:14:41,913
EVERY TIME I LOOK
AT THIS STUPID TATTOO,
405
00:14:41,915 --> 00:14:45,216
IT REMINDS ME
HOW I'VE WASTED MY LIFE.
406
00:14:45,218 --> 00:14:46,617
BUT I'M NOT GIVING UP.
407
00:14:46,619 --> 00:14:49,353
I'M DETERMINED TO LIE HERE
ON THE COUCH
408
00:14:49,355 --> 00:14:51,122
UNTIL THINGS TURN AROUND.
409
00:14:51,124 --> 00:14:52,290
- OH, TRENT.
410
00:14:52,292 --> 00:14:54,826
WHATEVER HAPPENED
TO THE MAN I MARRIED?
411
00:14:54,828 --> 00:14:57,028
- WE NEVER GOT MARRIED,
REMEMBER?
412
00:14:57,030 --> 00:14:58,429
I OVERSLEPT.
413
00:14:58,431 --> 00:14:59,530
[doorbell rings]
414
00:14:59,532 --> 00:15:00,531
- WHO COULD THAT BE?
415
00:15:00,533 --> 00:15:01,966
- THAT'S FOR ME.
416
00:15:01,968 --> 00:15:03,234
BYE!
417
00:15:03,236 --> 00:15:04,568
- YOU OKAY THERE,
418
00:15:04,570 --> 00:15:05,769
SISTER-IN-LAW?
419
00:15:05,771 --> 00:15:06,804
- HMM.
420
00:15:06,806 --> 00:15:09,573
I THINK
I JUST GOT OVER SOMETHING.
421
00:15:15,915 --> 00:15:16,947
[doorbell rings]
422
00:15:16,949 --> 00:15:18,415
- WHO COULD THAT BE?
423
00:15:18,417 --> 00:15:19,650
[bird squawks]
424
00:15:19,652 --> 00:15:21,886
- HEY, THAT PRINT
TOOK ME FIVE HOURS!
425
00:15:21,888 --> 00:15:23,054
- [crying]
426
00:15:23,056 --> 00:15:25,023
- [sighs]
427
00:15:25,025 --> 00:15:26,624
- WHEE!
428
00:15:26,626 --> 00:15:28,059
WHEE!
429
00:15:28,061 --> 00:15:31,195
- UH, CHILDREN,
THAT'S NOT REALLY A RIDE.
430
00:15:31,197 --> 00:15:33,864
- YOU KIDS GET OFF
THAT POTTERY WHEEL THIS INSTANT.
431
00:15:33,866 --> 00:15:36,567
- SUMMER, YOU'VE COME
TO TAKE THE KIDS HOME?
432
00:15:36,569 --> 00:15:38,202
- WELL, I FIGURED
SINCE I MADE THE TRIP,
433
00:15:38,204 --> 00:15:40,972
I'D STAY A FEW NIGHTS.
434
00:15:43,109 --> 00:15:45,943
- GEE, HOW WAS TODAY'S
PRE-BREAKFAST RUN?
435
00:15:45,945 --> 00:15:48,646
- PRE-BREAKFAST SPEED WALK,
RIGHT, JANE?
436
00:15:48,648 --> 00:15:50,114
- I THOUGHT WE HAD A DEAL.
437
00:15:50,116 --> 00:15:51,849
- UH, HUH!
438
00:15:51,851 --> 00:15:53,384
- GOOD MORNING, QUINN.
439
00:15:53,386 --> 00:15:54,919
- IF YOU'RE WONDERING
WHY I OVERSLEPT,
440
00:15:54,921 --> 00:15:56,921
IT'S NOT BECAUSE
I WAS OUT LATE OR ANYTHING.
441
00:15:56,923 --> 00:15:59,056
MY ALARM CLOCK
SIMPLY MALFUNCTIONED.
442
00:15:59,058 --> 00:16:03,361
- I CERTAINLY ACCEPT
YOUR CONVINCING EXPLANATION.
443
00:16:03,363 --> 00:16:06,130
- TRENT?
- HMM?
444
00:16:06,132 --> 00:16:08,499
- WHAT TIME DID YOU
GET IN LAST NIGHT?
445
00:16:08,501 --> 00:16:10,167
- UM, MIDNIGHT?
446
00:16:10,169 --> 00:16:12,436
- I DON'T THINK SO, YOUNG MAN.
447
00:16:12,438 --> 00:16:13,537
JAKE, WAS THERE SOMETHING
448
00:16:13,539 --> 00:16:15,339
YOU WANTED TO TALK
TO TRENT ABOUT?
449
00:16:15,341 --> 00:16:16,340
- YEAH!
450
00:16:16,342 --> 00:16:17,441
TRENT, WHAT WOULD YOU THINK
451
00:16:17,443 --> 00:16:19,610
IF TONIGHT I TRIED
A LITTLE CHUTNEY SHRIMP?
452
00:16:19,612 --> 00:16:21,579
I'M ITCHING TO BREAK OUT
THE OLD WOK.
453
00:16:21,581 --> 00:16:24,415
- TRENT, I'M AFRAID
THESE CRAZY HOURS YOU KEEP
454
00:16:24,417 --> 00:16:26,150
WILL MAKE IT IMPOSSIBLE
FOR YOU TO ADJUST
455
00:16:26,152 --> 00:16:28,118
IF AND WHEN YOU DECIDE
TO GET A JOB
456
00:16:28,120 --> 00:16:30,621
AND JOIN THE REST OF US
IN CONVENTIONAL SOCIETY.
457
00:16:30,623 --> 00:16:33,423
- DOESN'T ANYONE WANT TO KNOW
WHAT UNGODLY HOUR I GOT IN?
458
00:16:33,425 --> 00:16:35,292
- I MEANT TO BE HOME SOONER,
459
00:16:35,294 --> 00:16:38,595
BUT MONIQUE AND I SPENT
FOUR HOURS BREAKING UP.
460
00:16:38,597 --> 00:16:40,564
- YOU GUYS BREAK UP
EVERY OTHER WEEK.
461
00:16:40,566 --> 00:16:41,932
YOU DON'T BELONG TOGETHER.
462
00:16:41,934 --> 00:16:42,966
FIGURE IT OUT.
463
00:16:42,968 --> 00:16:44,635
RIGHT, DARIA?
- UM--
464
00:16:44,637 --> 00:16:45,703
- TRENT, ONE DAY YOU'LL HAVE
465
00:16:45,705 --> 00:16:46,871
YOUR OWN HOME, AND YOU CAN LIVE
466
00:16:46,873 --> 00:16:48,039
ANY WAY YOU CHOOSE.
467
00:16:48,041 --> 00:16:49,707
BUT WHILE YOU'RE UNDER OUR ROOF,
YOUNG MAN,
468
00:16:49,709 --> 00:16:52,409
YOU WILL RESPECT THE RULES
OF THIS HOUSEHOLD.
469
00:16:52,411 --> 00:16:53,745
- YES'M.
470
00:16:53,747 --> 00:16:55,880
- NOW, LET'S DISCUSS
AN APPROPRIATE PUNISHMENT
471
00:16:55,882 --> 00:16:57,148
FOR BREAKING CURFEW.
472
00:16:57,150 --> 00:16:59,150
- BUT DON'T I DESERVE
APPROPRIATE PUNISH--
473
00:16:59,152 --> 00:17:02,120
I MEAN, UM, JUST TELL THEM
IF THEY'LL LET IT GO THIS ONCE,
474
00:17:02,122 --> 00:17:03,154
YOU'LL NEVER DO IT AGAIN.
475
00:17:03,156 --> 00:17:05,356
- I'M SORRY I BROKE THE RULES.
476
00:17:05,358 --> 00:17:07,691
WE DON'T REALLY HAVE ANY RULES
AT OUR HOUSE.
477
00:17:07,693 --> 00:17:08,993
RIGHT, JANIE?
478
00:17:08,995 --> 00:17:10,928
- WELL, THERE'S THAT ONE
ABOUT NOT BUILDING A FIRE
479
00:17:10,930 --> 00:17:12,630
IN THE ROOMS
THAT DON'T HAVE FIREPLACES.
480
00:17:12,632 --> 00:17:15,432
- YOU KNOW, I ONCE LIVED
IN A TENT IN THE YARD
481
00:17:15,434 --> 00:17:16,834
FOR SIX MONTHS,
482
00:17:16,836 --> 00:17:19,704
WAITING FOR SOMEONE TO INVITE ME
BACK INTO THE HOUSE.
483
00:17:19,706 --> 00:17:21,772
- OH, DO I KNOW
WHAT THAT'S LIKE,
484
00:17:21,774 --> 00:17:23,607
WAITING FOR
YOUR SO-CALLED LOVED ONES
485
00:17:23,609 --> 00:17:25,576
TO ACKNOWLEDGE
YOUR EXISTENCE,
486
00:17:25,578 --> 00:17:27,611
SITTING ALONE IN THE DARK,
487
00:17:27,613 --> 00:17:29,547
CRAVING THE LOVE
OF A HEARTLESS MAN
488
00:17:29,549 --> 00:17:30,848
WHO KEEPS YOU
IN A CONSTANT STATE
489
00:17:30,850 --> 00:17:31,949
OF FEAR AND--
490
00:17:31,951 --> 00:17:32,950
[doorbell rings]
491
00:17:32,952 --> 00:17:36,487
WHO COULD THAT BE?
492
00:17:36,489 --> 00:17:37,889
- HELLO, HELEN.
493
00:17:37,891 --> 00:17:39,557
- WHY, AMANDA.
494
00:17:39,559 --> 00:17:41,826
I GUESS YOU'VE COME
TO CLAIM YOUR CHILDREN?
495
00:17:41,828 --> 00:17:42,827
- ARE THEY HERE?
496
00:17:42,829 --> 00:17:44,094
- JANE IS FREE TO GO,
497
00:17:44,096 --> 00:17:45,363
BUT TRENT IS GROUNDED.
498
00:17:45,365 --> 00:17:47,331
- OH, I DON'T BELIEVE IN THAT.
499
00:17:47,333 --> 00:17:49,700
YOU KNOW, HELEN, IF YOU TRY
TO HOLD A BUTTERFLY
500
00:17:49,702 --> 00:17:52,670
TIGHTLY IN YOUR HAND,
IT WILL DIE.
501
00:17:52,672 --> 00:17:55,105
YOU HAVE TO LET IT GO AND--
502
00:17:55,107 --> 00:17:56,607
YOU GOTTA HELP ME!
503
00:17:56,609 --> 00:17:57,908
I NEED MY HOUSE BACK!
504
00:17:57,910 --> 00:18:00,411
- AMANDA, I MAY HAVE AN IDEA.
505
00:18:02,781 --> 00:18:04,048
[bird squawks]
506
00:18:04,050 --> 00:18:05,216
- WELL, NOW THAT WE'LL ALL
507
00:18:05,218 --> 00:18:06,884
BE LIVING UNDER THE SAME ROOF
FOR A WHILE,
508
00:18:06,886 --> 00:18:09,553
I THOUGHT IT WOULD BE NICE
IF WE SAT DOWN EACH NIGHT,
509
00:18:09,555 --> 00:18:10,855
ATE DINNER TOGETHER,
510
00:18:10,857 --> 00:18:12,389
AND SHARED OUR DAY.
511
00:18:12,391 --> 00:18:15,159
PENNY, KEEP THAT BIRD POINTED
AWAY FROM THE VEGETABLES!
512
00:18:15,161 --> 00:18:17,828
[calmly again] SO WHAT'S NEW?
513
00:18:19,265 --> 00:18:21,132
- WELL, I'M THINKING
OF SWITCHING
514
00:18:21,134 --> 00:18:23,201
FROM HANDCRAFTED
TIN PICTURE FRAMES
515
00:18:23,203 --> 00:18:26,070
TO HANDCRAFTED GECKO SKIN
COIN PURSES.
516
00:18:26,072 --> 00:18:27,671
- YOU STILL THINK
YOUR LITTLE NICKNACKS
517
00:18:27,673 --> 00:18:30,007
ARE GOING TO SAVE THE ECONOMIES
OF THE THIRD WORLD?
518
00:18:30,009 --> 00:18:32,776
- NOW, SUMMER, SOME THINGS
ARE WORTH SAVING.
519
00:18:32,778 --> 00:18:35,246
- AND SOME THINGS
CAN'T BE SAVED,
520
00:18:35,248 --> 00:18:37,448
LIKE MY MARRIAGE!
521
00:18:37,450 --> 00:18:38,449
- IT'S OKAY, WIND.
522
00:18:38,451 --> 00:18:39,650
IT'S FOR THE BEST.
523
00:18:39,652 --> 00:18:40,851
- REALLY?
524
00:18:40,853 --> 00:18:42,687
- BELIEVE ME;
YOU'RE MUCH BETTER OFF.
525
00:18:42,689 --> 00:18:44,388
- WHAT'S THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN?
526
00:18:44,390 --> 00:18:46,457
- YEAH, WHAT DO YOU KNOW
ABOUT MARRIAGE?
527
00:18:46,459 --> 00:18:48,526
- WELL, I CAN'T SAY I'VE HAD
AS MUCH EXPERIENCE
528
00:18:48,528 --> 00:18:50,127
AS EITHER OF YOU
IN FAILING AT IT.
529
00:18:50,129 --> 00:18:51,662
- WHOA!
- WAIT A MINUTE.
530
00:18:51,664 --> 00:18:52,930
- HEY, GUYS, LIVE AND LET LIVE.
531
00:18:52,932 --> 00:18:54,532
- [together]
WE WANT TO GO HOME!
532
00:18:54,534 --> 00:18:56,734
- THEN WHY THE HELL DID YOU
RUN AWAY AND DRAG ME BACK
533
00:18:56,736 --> 00:18:58,502
TO THE LAST PLACE ON EARTH
I WANT TO BE?
534
00:18:58,504 --> 00:18:59,503
- NOW, HOLD ON A MINUTE.
535
00:18:59,505 --> 00:19:01,539
[all arguing]
536
00:19:01,541 --> 00:19:05,276
- I HAVE SUCH INTERESTING
AND ARTICULATE CHILDREN.
537
00:19:05,278 --> 00:19:06,309
- [children sobbing]
538
00:19:06,311 --> 00:19:09,847
- AND GRANDCHILDREN.
539
00:19:09,849 --> 00:19:13,150
- SO ONCE AGAIN, THE WANDERING
LANES SCATTER TO PARTS UNKNOWN
540
00:19:13,152 --> 00:19:15,653
AS TRENT AND I RETURN
TO THE BENIGN NEGLECT
541
00:19:15,655 --> 00:19:17,888
THAT HAS SERVED US SO WELL
IN THE PAST.
542
00:19:17,890 --> 00:19:20,424
- I GUESS NO MATTER WHAT STYLE
PARENTS YOU HAVE,
543
00:19:20,426 --> 00:19:22,426
THEY WILL INEVITABLY
DRIVE YOU CRAZY.
544
00:19:22,428 --> 00:19:23,827
- WELL SAID, AMIGA.
545
00:19:23,829 --> 00:19:27,597
AND SO ADIOS.
546
00:19:27,599 --> 00:19:30,234
- WELL, IT WAS FUN.
- YEAH.
547
00:19:30,236 --> 00:19:32,236
UH, SORRY YOUR DATE
DIDN'T WORK OUT.
548
00:19:32,238 --> 00:19:33,437
- JANIE'S RIGHT;
549
00:19:33,439 --> 00:19:35,839
MONIQUE AND I
JUST AREN'T MEANT TO BE.
550
00:19:35,841 --> 00:19:38,409
TOO BAD YOU'RE NOT
A FEW YEARS OLDER, HUH?
551
00:19:38,411 --> 00:19:40,310
I COULD TAKE YOU OUT.
552
00:19:40,312 --> 00:19:41,412
[laughs]
553
00:19:41,414 --> 00:19:42,446
[coughs]
554
00:19:42,448 --> 00:19:44,648
SEE YA.
555
00:19:47,086 --> 00:19:52,356
DARIA, YOU'RE THE BEST THING
THAT EVER HAPPENED TO ME.
556
00:19:52,358 --> 00:19:54,258
- DAMN.
557
00:19:54,260 --> 00:19:55,893
- ♪ LA-LA, LA, LA-LA ♪
558
00:19:55,895 --> 00:19:58,829
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559
00:20:09,142 --> 00:20:11,342
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560
00:20:13,746 --> 00:20:15,512
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561
00:20:18,718 --> 00:20:20,150
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562
00:20:29,929 --> 00:20:34,665
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563
00:20:34,667 --> 00:20:37,301
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