1 00:00:02,103 --> 00:00:03,335 - ♪ LA-LA, LA, LA-LA ♪ 2 00:00:03,337 --> 00:00:05,537 ♪ THIS IS MY STOP ♪ 3 00:00:05,539 --> 00:00:07,939 ♪ GOT TO GET OFF ♪ 4 00:00:07,941 --> 00:00:10,409 ♪ I MAY GO POP ♪ 5 00:00:10,411 --> 00:00:12,511 EXCUSE ME. 6 00:00:12,513 --> 00:00:13,612 EXCUSE ME. 7 00:00:13,614 --> 00:00:15,013 [whistle blows] 8 00:00:15,015 --> 00:00:18,450 ♪ I'VE GOT TO BE DIRECT ♪ 9 00:00:18,452 --> 00:00:19,818 ♪ LA, LA, LA ♪ 10 00:00:19,820 --> 00:00:23,054 ♪ IF I'M WRONG, PLEASE CORRECT ♪ 11 00:00:23,056 --> 00:00:24,656 ♪ LA, LA, LA ♪ 12 00:00:24,658 --> 00:00:28,059 ♪ YOU'RE STANDING ON MY NECK ♪ 13 00:00:28,061 --> 00:00:29,528 ♪ LA, LA, LA ♪ 14 00:00:29,530 --> 00:00:32,897 ♪ YOU'RE STANDING ON MY NECK ♪ 15 00:00:32,899 --> 00:00:34,532 ♪ LA, LA, LA ♪ 16 00:00:34,534 --> 00:00:39,471 ♪ YOU'RE STANDING ON MY NECK ♪ 17 00:00:39,473 --> 00:00:41,907 ♪ LA-LA, LA, LA-LA ♪ 18 00:00:41,909 --> 00:00:44,543 ♪ LA-LA, LA, LA-LA ♪ 19 00:00:47,014 --> 00:00:48,280 - SETTLE DOWN, YOUNG PEOPLE. 20 00:00:48,282 --> 00:00:50,849 NOW, BEFORE THE VARSITY INTERPRETIVE DANCE TEAM 21 00:00:50,851 --> 00:00:53,218 BEGINS ITS PERFORMANCE, HISTORY, WE ARE YOU, 22 00:00:53,220 --> 00:00:55,854 WE HAVE A BRIEF ANNOUNCEMENT FROM SOME SPECIAL GUESTS, 23 00:00:55,856 --> 00:00:56,855 AGENTS... 24 00:00:56,857 --> 00:00:58,056 - NO NAMES. - NO CREDENTIALS. 25 00:00:58,058 --> 00:00:59,558 - STUDENTS, WE'LL BE BRIEF. 26 00:00:59,560 --> 00:01:01,826 WE'VE RECEIVED SOME DISTURBING REPORTS FROM THIS SCHOOL, 27 00:01:01,828 --> 00:01:03,394 AND WE'RE ASKING FOR YOUR COOPERATION. 28 00:01:03,396 --> 00:01:04,395 - KEEP YOUR EYES OPEN. 29 00:01:04,397 --> 00:01:05,831 WATCH FOR PEOPLE WHO ARE DIFFERENT. 30 00:01:05,833 --> 00:01:06,932 THEY KNOW WHO THEY ARE. 31 00:01:06,934 --> 00:01:10,435 AND WITH YOUR HELP, KIDS, SO WILL WE. 32 00:01:10,437 --> 00:01:12,036 - DIFFERENT, EH? 33 00:01:12,038 --> 00:01:15,273 MM, I WONDER WHAT I GET IF I TURN YOU IN? 34 00:01:15,275 --> 00:01:17,776 - MORE FREE TIME TO SPEND WITH KEVIN AND BRITTANY. 35 00:01:17,778 --> 00:01:21,980 - CURSE YOU DIFFERENT ONES AND YOUR INSIDIOUS LOGIC. 36 00:01:21,982 --> 00:01:24,182 - FROM OUTER SPACE TO IN OUR FACE! 37 00:01:24,184 --> 00:01:25,650 ALIENS WALK AMONG US! 38 00:01:25,652 --> 00:01:27,319 A SICK, SAD WORLD EXCLUSIVE. 39 00:01:27,321 --> 00:01:30,489 - OH, LOOK, THEY'RE GONNA EXPLAIN THE RETURN OF DISCO. 40 00:01:30,491 --> 00:01:32,157 - THE ALIENS AREN'T COMING. 41 00:01:32,159 --> 00:01:33,558 THEY'RE ALREADY HERE. 42 00:01:33,560 --> 00:01:35,360 THEY COULD BE YOUR FRIENDS, YOUR FAMILY. 43 00:01:35,362 --> 00:01:38,530 THEY ACT ALMOST NORMAL, BUT SOMETHING'S OFF. 44 00:01:38,532 --> 00:01:40,198 - YES, THE TV. 45 00:01:40,200 --> 00:01:42,634 IF THERE WERE ANY ALIENS SMART ENOUGH TO COME HERE, 46 00:01:42,636 --> 00:01:44,403 THEY WOULDN'T BE STUPID ENOUGH TO COME HERE. 47 00:01:44,405 --> 00:01:45,770 - THERE GOES MY TRICK EAR AGAIN. 48 00:01:45,772 --> 00:01:46,971 WHAT WAS THAT? 49 00:01:46,973 --> 00:01:49,073 - LET'S SAY I'M AN ALIEN AND YOU'RE YOU. 50 00:01:49,075 --> 00:01:51,076 - PART OF THIS BETTER BE HYPOTHETICAL. 51 00:01:51,078 --> 00:01:52,344 - NOW, WHY WOULD I, 52 00:01:52,346 --> 00:01:55,013 A BEING FROM THE HIGHLY ADVANCED PLANET ZIPPOTRON, 53 00:01:55,015 --> 00:01:57,916 TRAVEL LIGHT-YEARS JUST TO TAKE OVER YOUR BODY 54 00:01:57,918 --> 00:01:59,484 AND GO TO HIGH SCHOOL? 55 00:01:59,486 --> 00:02:01,285 - BECAUSE WEDNESDAY'S JELL-O DAY? 56 00:02:01,287 --> 00:02:02,554 - EXACTLY. 57 00:02:02,556 --> 00:02:03,722 WOULDN'T IT MAKE MORE SENSE 58 00:02:03,724 --> 00:02:05,557 TO RIG UP SOME REMOTE SYSTEM OF CONTROL? 59 00:02:05,559 --> 00:02:07,358 NECK IMPLANTS OR SOMETHING? 60 00:02:07,360 --> 00:02:08,693 THEN THEY COULD MAKE YOU DO STUFF, 61 00:02:08,695 --> 00:02:10,695 LIKE GO TO THE MALL OR THINK ABOUT HAIR, 62 00:02:10,697 --> 00:02:12,697 WITHOUT ACTUALLY HAVING TO DO IT THEMSELVES. 63 00:02:12,699 --> 00:02:15,267 MAKES MORE SENSE THAN A FULL-SCALE INFILTRATION. 64 00:02:15,269 --> 00:02:18,169 - OH, YES, MUCH, MUCH MORE SENSE. 65 00:02:18,171 --> 00:02:20,205 - ALL RIGHT, THEN. - WHAT IS THAT MUSIC? 66 00:02:20,207 --> 00:02:21,372 - I DON'T KNOW. 67 00:02:21,374 --> 00:02:23,508 IT'S BEEN GOING ON FOR TWO DAYS NOW. 68 00:02:23,510 --> 00:02:25,410 - YOU DON'T KNOW HOW MUCH I WANT YOU TO TELL ME 69 00:02:25,412 --> 00:02:27,012 THAT ISN'T TRENT PLAYING. 70 00:02:27,014 --> 00:02:28,680 - YOU DON'T KNOW HOW MUCH I WISH I COULD. 71 00:02:28,682 --> 00:02:30,215 - HMM, MAYBE THERE'S SOMETHING 72 00:02:30,217 --> 00:02:33,118 TO YOUR REMOTE CONTROL THEORY AFTER ALL. 73 00:02:35,121 --> 00:02:36,455 - COME ON, DARIA. 74 00:02:36,457 --> 00:02:39,057 SOMETHING INTERESTING MUST HAVE HAPPENED YESTERDAY. 75 00:02:39,059 --> 00:02:40,392 - MM... NOPE. 76 00:02:40,394 --> 00:02:41,693 - HOW ABOUT THAT FRIEND OF YOURS? 77 00:02:41,695 --> 00:02:42,694 WHAT'S NEW WITH HER? 78 00:02:42,696 --> 00:02:43,795 - NOT MUCH. 79 00:02:43,797 --> 00:02:44,996 - WHAT ABOUT THE NEWSPAPER? 80 00:02:44,998 --> 00:02:47,132 READ ANYTHING INTERESTING THERE LATELY? 81 00:02:47,134 --> 00:02:50,369 - HMM, I DID SEE AN ARTICLE BY AN EFFICIENCY EXPERT 82 00:02:50,371 --> 00:02:52,704 WHO CLAIMS ONE REALLY INTENSE CONVERSATION 83 00:02:52,706 --> 00:02:54,339 WITH YOUR CHILD OVER BREAKFAST 84 00:02:54,341 --> 00:02:56,975 IS WORTH A WHOLE WEEK OF UNFOCUSED PARENTING. 85 00:02:56,977 --> 00:02:59,644 DID YOU CATCH THAT ARTICLE? 86 00:02:59,646 --> 00:03:02,414 - WELL... HOW ABOUT TV? 87 00:03:02,416 --> 00:03:03,815 SEEN ANYTHING GOOD RECENTLY? 88 00:03:03,817 --> 00:03:05,317 - JUST THE USUAL CRAZY GUY 89 00:03:05,319 --> 00:03:07,552 CLAIMING ALIENS ARE WALKING OUR STREETS. 90 00:03:07,554 --> 00:03:08,887 - WELL, OF COURSE THEY ARE. 91 00:03:08,889 --> 00:03:10,589 MANY OF THEM CAN'T AFFORD A CAR. 92 00:03:10,591 --> 00:03:11,990 NO SHAME IN THAT. 93 00:03:11,992 --> 00:03:13,325 - HMM... WHAT? 94 00:03:13,327 --> 00:03:14,326 [phone ringing] 95 00:03:14,328 --> 00:03:15,460 - I'LL GET IT. 96 00:03:15,462 --> 00:03:17,629 JAKE, KEEP UP THE MOMENTUM. - 10-4. 97 00:03:17,631 --> 00:03:19,264 HECK, DARIA, YOUR MOTHER'S RIGHT. 98 00:03:19,266 --> 00:03:22,034 WE WERE ALL ALIENS AT ONE POINT OR ANOTHER, RIGHT, KIDDO? 99 00:03:22,036 --> 00:03:23,035 - HELLOO? 100 00:03:23,037 --> 00:03:24,469 - WE WERE ALL ALIENS? 101 00:03:24,471 --> 00:03:26,805 - QUINN, TELEPHONE! 102 00:03:26,807 --> 00:03:29,007 - I'LL TAKE IT UP HERE! 103 00:03:29,009 --> 00:03:31,977 - WHY DIDN'T SHE COME DOWN FOR BREAKFAST? 104 00:03:31,979 --> 00:03:34,078 DARIA, IS ANYTHING WRONG WITH QUINN? 105 00:03:34,080 --> 00:03:35,546 - IF THIS WEREN'T A SCHOOL DAY, 106 00:03:35,548 --> 00:03:38,083 I MIGHT HAVE THE TIME TO BEGIN ANSWERING THAT. 107 00:03:38,085 --> 00:03:39,951 - MORNING. - MORNING, SUNSHINE. 108 00:03:39,953 --> 00:03:41,586 - WHY, LOOK AT YOUR HAT. 109 00:03:41,588 --> 00:03:43,422 - WHAT'S WITH THE NEW LOOK, DADDY-O? 110 00:03:43,424 --> 00:03:44,656 - NEW LOOK? WHAT NEW LOOK? 111 00:03:44,658 --> 00:03:46,791 I'M DRESSED LIKE I AM EVERY DAY, MORE OR LESS. 112 00:03:46,793 --> 00:03:48,860 - NECK IMPLANTS OR SOMETHING? 113 00:03:48,862 --> 00:03:51,462 MAKES MORE SENSE THAN A FULL-SCALE INFILTRATION. 114 00:03:51,464 --> 00:03:52,930 - WELL, OF COURSE THEY ARE. 115 00:03:52,932 --> 00:03:54,999 MANY OF THEM CAN'T AFFORD A CAR. 116 00:03:55,001 --> 00:03:56,701 - WE WERE ALL ALIENS AT ONE POINT OR ANOTHER. 117 00:03:56,703 --> 00:03:58,003 RIGHT, KIDDO? 118 00:03:58,005 --> 00:04:00,305 - YOU KNOW THAT SPENDING TOO MUCH TIME WITH YOUR FAMILY 119 00:04:00,307 --> 00:04:01,339 MAKES YOU HEAR VOICES. 120 00:04:01,341 --> 00:04:02,674 GET OUT. 121 00:04:02,676 --> 00:04:04,809 WELL, ME, OH, MY, LOOK AT THE TIME. 122 00:04:04,811 --> 00:04:06,411 I'D BETTER GET TO SCHOOL. 123 00:04:06,413 --> 00:04:08,280 BYE. 124 00:04:08,282 --> 00:04:09,648 - WELL, THAT WAS ODD. 125 00:04:09,650 --> 00:04:12,551 QUINN, IS ANYTHING WRONG WITH DARIA? 126 00:04:12,553 --> 00:04:14,920 - IF THIS WEREN'T A SCHOOL DAY, I MIGHT HAVE THE TIME-- 127 00:04:14,922 --> 00:04:17,221 - IT'S NOT LIKE HER TO ACT SO PREJUDICED AGAINST IMMIGRANTS. 128 00:04:17,223 --> 00:04:18,390 - WHAT? 129 00:04:18,392 --> 00:04:20,792 - ALL OF A SUDDEN, SHE DOESN'T LIKE ALIENS. 130 00:04:20,794 --> 00:04:21,893 - WHO DOES? 131 00:04:21,895 --> 00:04:23,695 ALIENS IMPREGNATE YOU, 132 00:04:23,697 --> 00:04:25,830 AND THEN THEY POP OUT OF YOUR CHEST AND KILL YOU 133 00:04:25,832 --> 00:04:27,399 WHILE YOU'RE TRYING TO EAT LUNCH. 134 00:04:27,401 --> 00:04:28,833 WHAT'S TO LIKE? 135 00:04:28,835 --> 00:04:30,936 GOTTA GO. BYE. 136 00:04:30,938 --> 00:04:33,471 - WHAT EXACTLY ARE THEY TEACHING ABOUT IMMIGRATION 137 00:04:33,473 --> 00:04:34,473 AT THAT SCHOOL? 138 00:04:34,475 --> 00:04:35,507 - I DON'T KNOW, HONEY. 139 00:04:35,509 --> 00:04:37,108 BUT THAT SOUNDS LIKE A FASCINATING TOPIC 140 00:04:37,110 --> 00:04:38,243 FOR A DISCUSSION! 141 00:04:38,245 --> 00:04:41,013 - OH, JAKE, GIVE IT UP. 142 00:04:43,416 --> 00:04:46,852 - [snoring] 143 00:04:46,854 --> 00:04:49,921 - NO, I'M NOT SAYING QUINN'S AN EVIL SPACE CREATURE. 144 00:04:49,923 --> 00:04:51,923 - OH, GO AHEAD. IT SOUNDS SO COOL. 145 00:04:51,925 --> 00:04:53,157 - I JUST THINK IT'S STRANGE 146 00:04:53,159 --> 00:04:56,094 THAT SHE'S SUDDENLY COVERING UP HER NECK. 147 00:04:56,096 --> 00:04:58,897 - WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU SAW KEVIN WITHOUT HIS NECK THING? 148 00:04:58,899 --> 00:05:00,164 - YOU'RE TALKING IMPLANTS? 149 00:05:00,166 --> 00:05:02,634 - I HEARD THAT, AND IT'S NOT TRUE! 150 00:05:02,636 --> 00:05:04,603 - I GUESS SHE THOUGHT YOU MEANT HER UFOs. 151 00:05:04,605 --> 00:05:06,137 - UFOs? BRR. 152 00:05:06,139 --> 00:05:08,239 HAVE YOU TWO BEEN WATCHING THE X FILES? 153 00:05:08,241 --> 00:05:09,374 I KNOW I HAVE. 154 00:05:09,376 --> 00:05:10,475 - AND THAT'S GOOD. 155 00:05:10,477 --> 00:05:11,877 - BUT YOU KNOW WHAT'S INTERESTING? 156 00:05:11,879 --> 00:05:13,111 - WHY DO YOU ENCOURAGE HIM? 157 00:05:13,113 --> 00:05:15,279 - ALL THIS CREEPY SCIENCE FICTION 158 00:05:15,281 --> 00:05:18,617 IS JUST A THROWBACK TO THE OLD COLD WAR PARANOIA. 159 00:05:18,619 --> 00:05:21,520 - ALIENS IN THE SKY, COMMUNISTS UNDER THE BED. 160 00:05:21,522 --> 00:05:23,187 - EXACTLY, DARIA. 161 00:05:23,189 --> 00:05:26,157 AND ACCUSATIONS FLYING, ALL BECAUSE OF ATOMIC JITTERS. 162 00:05:26,159 --> 00:05:27,559 YOU'RE A COMMUNIST. 163 00:05:27,561 --> 00:05:28,860 YOU'RE AN ALIEN. 164 00:05:28,862 --> 00:05:30,729 - TRADE YOU CUBA FOR JUPITER. 165 00:05:30,731 --> 00:05:33,365 - ONE STOOD FOR THE OTHER IN THOSE OLD MOVIES. 166 00:05:33,367 --> 00:05:36,301 - NOW TELL US ABOUT THE TIME BEFORE MICROWAVE POPCORN. 167 00:05:36,303 --> 00:05:39,104 - OH, GOSH, DOES THAT TAKE ME BACK. 168 00:05:39,106 --> 00:05:43,308 - QUINN, IF YOU REFUSE TO EXPLAIN YOUR STRANGE OUTFIT, 169 00:05:43,310 --> 00:05:46,678 I'M AFRAID THE FASHION CLUB WILL HAVE TO CONSIDER SANCTIONS. 170 00:05:46,680 --> 00:05:48,647 - I'LL TELL YOU LATER, I PROMISE. 171 00:05:48,649 --> 00:05:51,950 I SWEAR IT'S NOT AN ANTI-FASHION STATEMENT. 172 00:05:51,952 --> 00:05:54,853 - VERY WELL, BUT WE HAVE ONLY YOUR WORD TO GO ON. 173 00:05:54,855 --> 00:05:57,489 - HEY, QUINN, MR. O'NEILL SAYS THAT GIRL FROM YOUR HOUSE 174 00:05:57,491 --> 00:05:58,657 IS AN ATOMIC COMMUNIST. 175 00:05:58,659 --> 00:06:00,192 - YEAH, AND HER FRIEND'S AN ALIEN. 176 00:06:00,194 --> 00:06:02,794 - EW. - GROSS. 177 00:06:02,796 --> 00:06:03,795 - I KNEW IT. 178 00:06:03,797 --> 00:06:05,129 IT'S JUST LIKE I THOUGHT 179 00:06:05,131 --> 00:06:07,165 WHEN THEY MADE US HAVE PEP RALLIES FOR FIELD HOCKEY. 180 00:06:07,167 --> 00:06:08,900 WE'RE BEING INVADED BY COMMUNISTS. 181 00:06:08,902 --> 00:06:11,068 BRO, DARIA AND JANE ARE COMMUNISTS 182 00:06:11,070 --> 00:06:13,538 PLANTED HERE BY THE GOVERNMENT TO WRECK TEAM SPORTS. 183 00:06:13,540 --> 00:06:15,707 - REMEMBER THAT GAME WHEN YOU FELL ON YOUR HEAD? 184 00:06:15,709 --> 00:06:17,442 REMEMBER HOW YOU THOUGHT VINCE LOMBARDI 185 00:06:17,444 --> 00:06:18,977 WAS SENDING YOU PLAYS FROM HELL? 186 00:06:18,979 --> 00:06:20,178 - HEAVEN, BRO. 187 00:06:20,180 --> 00:06:21,913 VINCE LOMBARDI DID NOT GO TO HELL. 188 00:06:21,915 --> 00:06:26,817 - BUT IF QUINN'S COUSIN'S AN ATOMIC COMMUNIST FROM MARS, 189 00:06:26,819 --> 00:06:29,787 SHOULDN'T SHE HAVE A MORE INTERESTING OUTFIT? 190 00:06:29,789 --> 00:06:31,923 - STOP IT, TIFFANY! YOU'RE SCARING ME! 191 00:06:31,925 --> 00:06:33,425 - SORRY. 192 00:06:33,427 --> 00:06:35,694 - YEAH, YEAH, I HEARD IT, TOO. 193 00:06:35,696 --> 00:06:37,628 - TWO OF MY FAVORITE LUSCIOUS LADIES 194 00:06:37,630 --> 00:06:41,099 OUT TO ENSLAVE EARTH MALES AND END GYM CLASS? 195 00:06:41,101 --> 00:06:42,167 [purrs creepily] 196 00:06:42,169 --> 00:06:45,370 SOMEONE'S BEEN READING MY DREAMS. 197 00:06:45,372 --> 00:06:47,239 - A LOT OF WEIRDNESS AROUND HERE LATELY. 198 00:06:47,241 --> 00:06:50,041 - YEAH, I WON'T BE SORRY TO SEE THIS DAY END. 199 00:06:50,043 --> 00:06:51,042 - YOU SAY THAT EVERY DAY. 200 00:06:51,044 --> 00:06:52,176 - OH, YEAH. 201 00:06:52,178 --> 00:06:54,211 - ALTHOUGH THIS ONE WAS ESPECIALLY STRANGE, 202 00:06:54,213 --> 00:06:55,714 BUT THE WORST IS OVER NOW. 203 00:06:55,716 --> 00:06:57,949 - REMOVE THESE RESTRAINTS! 204 00:06:57,951 --> 00:06:59,384 GOVERNMENTAL THUGS! 205 00:06:59,386 --> 00:07:01,052 THIS ISN'T STALINGRAD! 206 00:07:01,054 --> 00:07:03,388 - YOU'RE DAMN RIGHT, PAL, AND IT ISN'T GONNA BE. 207 00:07:03,390 --> 00:07:04,589 - YOU CAN'T DO THIS. 208 00:07:04,591 --> 00:07:05,891 I'M AN EDUCATOR! 209 00:07:05,893 --> 00:07:06,892 - SAY IT AGAIN. 210 00:07:06,894 --> 00:07:09,060 IT ONLY MAKES IT EASIER. 211 00:07:09,062 --> 00:07:11,529 - UM, THE WORST IS OVER NOW? 212 00:07:11,531 --> 00:07:13,064 - DON'T BET ON IT. 213 00:07:13,066 --> 00:07:18,770 - ♪ LA-LA-LA LA-LA LA-LA LA-LA LA-LA ♪ 214 00:07:20,974 --> 00:07:23,608 - QUINN, I'M SO HAPPY YOU'RE STILL ONE OF US. 215 00:07:23,610 --> 00:07:24,742 - REALLY. 216 00:07:24,744 --> 00:07:27,345 - WELL, GOD, STACY, WHAT DID YOU THINK? 217 00:07:27,347 --> 00:07:29,413 - QUINN'S RIGHT, STACY. 218 00:07:29,415 --> 00:07:32,049 - JUST BECAUSE SHE WAS ACTING COMPLETELY WEIRD 219 00:07:32,051 --> 00:07:34,986 AND NOT CONFIDING IN HER DEAREST, MOST LOYAL FRIENDS 220 00:07:34,988 --> 00:07:36,554 IS NO REASON TO DECIDE 221 00:07:36,556 --> 00:07:39,624 SHE'D FINALLY GIVEN UP HER SAD CHARADE AND REVEALED HERSELF 222 00:07:39,626 --> 00:07:41,359 AS A TWO-FACED, LITTLE-- 223 00:07:41,361 --> 00:07:45,629 UM, LET'S RESUME DISCUSSING... PLAIDS...LATER. 224 00:07:45,631 --> 00:07:46,630 - PLAIDS? 225 00:07:46,632 --> 00:07:48,867 - YES, STACY, PLAIDS. 226 00:07:48,869 --> 00:07:50,469 - OKAY, PLAIDS. 227 00:07:50,471 --> 00:07:52,003 - I'LL SEE YOU TO THE DOOR 228 00:07:52,005 --> 00:07:54,172 AND, YOU KNOW, OPEN IT AND STUFF. 229 00:07:56,310 --> 00:07:58,976 - QUINN, I'M SO HAPPY YOU'RE STILL ONE OF US. 230 00:07:58,978 --> 00:08:02,047 - WOULD YOU STOP WITH THE VOICES ALREADY? 231 00:08:02,049 --> 00:08:04,482 - COME ON, NOT EVEN ALIENS WOULD GIVE THE PLANET 232 00:08:04,484 --> 00:08:05,683 TO THE FASHION CLUB. 233 00:08:05,685 --> 00:08:06,951 YOU'RE GETTING PARANOID. 234 00:08:06,953 --> 00:08:08,653 - I'M NOT TALKING ABOUT ALIENS. 235 00:08:08,655 --> 00:08:11,656 BUT THERE'S SOMETHING OUT THERE, SOMETHING STUPID. 236 00:08:11,658 --> 00:08:13,324 - YOU GET RATTLED TOO EASILY. 237 00:08:13,326 --> 00:08:15,326 BY THE WAY, CAN YOU COME OVER HERE RIGHT NOW? 238 00:08:15,328 --> 00:08:16,661 I'M REALLY SCARED. 239 00:08:16,663 --> 00:08:17,762 - I SEE. 240 00:08:17,764 --> 00:08:19,898 AND TO WHAT DO I OWE THIS MOOD SWING? 241 00:08:19,900 --> 00:08:21,399 - IT'S TRENT'S SONG. 242 00:08:21,401 --> 00:08:23,902 YOU GOTTA LISTEN AND TELL ME IF IT'S GETTING MORE CHEERFUL. 243 00:08:23,904 --> 00:08:25,403 - NOW WHO'S PARANOID? 244 00:08:25,405 --> 00:08:26,771 - COME ON, I'LL ORDER A PIZZA. 245 00:08:26,773 --> 00:08:28,572 AND DON'T TELL YOUR FOLKS WHERE YOU'RE GOING. 246 00:08:28,574 --> 00:08:31,409 I DON'T WANT YOUR MOTHER GETTING ALL...MOTHERLY. 247 00:08:31,411 --> 00:08:33,244 - HEY, KIDDO. GOING OUT? 248 00:08:33,246 --> 00:08:38,650 - YEAH, I'M GOING FOR, UM... A POWER WALK. 249 00:08:38,652 --> 00:08:40,752 - A POWER WALK? 250 00:08:40,754 --> 00:08:42,820 HELEN, HELEN, IT'S DARIA! 251 00:08:42,822 --> 00:08:44,556 SHE JUST WENT FOR A WALK! 252 00:08:44,558 --> 00:08:46,091 - THAT'S ENCOURAGING. 253 00:08:46,093 --> 00:08:48,193 - ENCOURAGING? DON'T YOU SEE? 254 00:08:48,195 --> 00:08:51,296 DARIA'S TURNING WHOLESOME, AND QUINN'S A BEATNIK! 255 00:08:51,298 --> 00:08:52,764 WHAT'S GOING ON? 256 00:08:52,766 --> 00:08:53,931 - WELL, IT'S SIMPLE. 257 00:08:53,933 --> 00:08:56,101 THEY'VE SWITCHED PERSONALITIES. 258 00:08:56,103 --> 00:08:57,102 - THEY HAVE? 259 00:08:57,104 --> 00:09:00,772 - IT'S A JOKE, JAKE. JEEZ! 260 00:09:00,774 --> 00:09:02,073 - OH, QUINN! HI, HONEY! 261 00:09:02,075 --> 00:09:04,241 SAY, YOUR MOTHER AND I COULDN'T HELP NOTICING 262 00:09:04,243 --> 00:09:06,077 THAT YOU AND DARIA HAVE BEEN ACTING A LITTLE... 263 00:09:06,079 --> 00:09:07,311 DIFFERENT LATELY. 264 00:09:07,313 --> 00:09:09,147 IS THERE ANYTHING WE SHOULD KNOW? 265 00:09:09,149 --> 00:09:10,649 - UH, LET ME THINK. 266 00:09:10,651 --> 00:09:13,351 TODAY MR. O'NEILL SAID THAT DARIA IS SOME KIND OF COMMUNIST 267 00:09:13,353 --> 00:09:15,453 AND SHE'S OUT TO DESTROY THE AMERICAN WAY OF LIFE. 268 00:09:15,455 --> 00:09:18,155 OKAY, I'M GOING TO SANDI'S. BYE! 269 00:09:18,157 --> 00:09:20,492 - OH, MY GOD! 270 00:09:20,494 --> 00:09:21,826 DID YOU HEAR THAT? 271 00:09:21,828 --> 00:09:25,062 - OH, JAKE, THAT MAN O'NEILL HAS A SCREW LOOSE. 272 00:09:25,064 --> 00:09:28,099 BESIDES, COMMUNISTS LIKE DOWNTRODDEN ALIENS. 273 00:09:28,101 --> 00:09:29,400 - I REMEMBER NOW. 274 00:09:29,402 --> 00:09:31,569 HE SAID SHE WAS AN ATOMIC COMMUNIST. 275 00:09:31,571 --> 00:09:33,004 OKAY, SEE YA. 276 00:09:33,006 --> 00:09:35,206 GAK! AN ATOMIC COMMUNIST? 277 00:09:35,208 --> 00:09:39,010 - JAKE, IF YOU WANT, I'LL CALL THAT MR. DEMARTINO. 278 00:09:39,012 --> 00:09:40,077 HE'S A BIT HIGH-STRUNG, 279 00:09:40,079 --> 00:09:41,479 BUT HE'S A FIXTURE AT THAT SCHOOL, 280 00:09:41,481 --> 00:09:43,682 AND HE CAN TELL US IF ANYTHING ODD IS HAPPENING. 281 00:09:43,684 --> 00:09:46,685 - OH, YEAH, AND MR. DEMARTINO WAS LED OFF IN HANDCUFFS. 282 00:09:46,687 --> 00:09:47,686 TOODLE-OO! 283 00:09:47,688 --> 00:09:50,388 - GOD! GUH! GAH! GEH! GUH! 284 00:09:50,390 --> 00:09:52,724 - OH, MY. 285 00:09:52,726 --> 00:09:56,093 [foliage rustling] 286 00:09:56,095 --> 00:09:57,294 - COME ON, NOW. 287 00:09:57,296 --> 00:09:59,531 ALIENS DON'T HIDE IN THE BUSHES. 288 00:09:59,533 --> 00:10:01,332 IT'S PROBABLY JUST A STALKER. 289 00:10:01,334 --> 00:10:05,069 YES, A STALKER OUT TO PLANT A TEEN IN A SHALLOW GRAVE. 290 00:10:05,071 --> 00:10:06,137 PERFECTLY NORMAL. 291 00:10:06,139 --> 00:10:09,240 I FEEL MUCH BETTER NOW. 292 00:10:09,242 --> 00:10:12,310 [soft moans] 293 00:10:12,312 --> 00:10:13,645 - BUT, KEVIE. 294 00:10:13,647 --> 00:10:14,912 KEVIE! - HUH? 295 00:10:14,914 --> 00:10:16,947 - DIDN'T YOU SAY WE WERE GONNA FOLLOW HER 296 00:10:16,949 --> 00:10:18,483 AND SAVE THE WORLD AND STUFF? 297 00:10:18,485 --> 00:10:20,418 - OH, YEAH, BUT, UM... 298 00:10:20,420 --> 00:10:23,120 I DON'T THINK WE HAVE TO SAVE THE WORLD RIGHT THIS SECOND. 299 00:10:23,122 --> 00:10:26,123 - GREAT! 300 00:10:26,125 --> 00:10:29,994 - [purrs] QUE APASIONATO. 301 00:10:29,996 --> 00:10:32,364 HEY, WE'RE TRYING TO SAVE THE WORLD HERE! 302 00:10:32,366 --> 00:10:34,732 - AND I'M TRYING TO FIND THE SPACE MAIDENS' SHIP 303 00:10:34,734 --> 00:10:37,702 SO THEY CAN TAKE ME BACK AND MAKE ME THEIR LOVE SLAVE. 304 00:10:37,704 --> 00:10:39,070 - OH, COOL. 305 00:10:39,072 --> 00:10:40,938 - WELL, YOU WERE RIGHT. 306 00:10:40,940 --> 00:10:42,540 EVERYONE HAS GONE CRAZY. 307 00:10:42,542 --> 00:10:43,942 - I KNEW YOU'D TRY SOMETHING, KEVIN. 308 00:10:43,944 --> 00:10:45,376 I FIGURED I OWED IT TO THE TEAM 309 00:10:45,378 --> 00:10:47,412 TO KEEP YOU FROM HUMILIATING YOURSELF. 310 00:10:47,414 --> 00:10:50,915 [foliage rustling] 311 00:10:50,917 --> 00:10:52,384 MR. O'NEILL? 312 00:10:52,386 --> 00:10:54,452 DON'T TELL ME YOU'RE HUNTING COMMUNISTS TOO. 313 00:10:54,454 --> 00:10:57,022 - [laughs nervously] I WOULDN'T CALL IT HUNTING. 314 00:10:57,024 --> 00:10:59,157 I HEARD A RUMOR ABOUT SECRET POLICE 315 00:10:59,159 --> 00:11:01,859 KIDNAPPING EDUCATORS AND SPIRITING THEM OFF TO THE GULAG. 316 00:11:01,861 --> 00:11:03,395 BUT ME? NO. 317 00:11:03,397 --> 00:11:06,264 I FREQUENTLY GO FOR WALKS WITH A, UM, FLASHLIGHT, 318 00:11:06,266 --> 00:11:07,732 IN CASE THE STREETLIGHTS GO OUT. 319 00:11:07,734 --> 00:11:11,102 - THESE REDS COME RED-HOT FROM THE RED PLANET ITSELF. 320 00:11:11,104 --> 00:11:12,470 WE'RE TALKING MARS. 321 00:11:12,472 --> 00:11:15,106 - CHARLES, I THINK YOU MEAN MARX. 322 00:11:15,108 --> 00:11:17,575 DARN, THERE GOES MY FLASHLIGHT AGAIN. 323 00:11:17,577 --> 00:11:19,343 - WHERE'D YOU DROP IT? - MAYBE IT'S OVER HERE. 324 00:11:19,345 --> 00:11:20,812 - OVER HERE? - I THINK IT'S OVER THERE. 325 00:11:20,814 --> 00:11:22,647 - IS THIS IT? - THAT'S NOT MY FLASHLIGHT. 326 00:11:22,649 --> 00:11:24,549 - LOOK OVER HERE. 327 00:11:24,551 --> 00:11:26,551 [knocking] 328 00:11:26,553 --> 00:11:28,753 - YOU MADE IT. COOL. 329 00:11:28,755 --> 00:11:31,523 I WAS STARTING TO... WHOA. 330 00:11:31,525 --> 00:11:33,891 [eerie suspenseful music] 331 00:11:35,128 --> 00:11:36,695 - FOUND IT. 332 00:11:36,697 --> 00:11:39,464 - GREAT, NOW MAYBE YOU CAN ANSWER OUR QUESTION. 333 00:11:39,466 --> 00:11:42,967 WHY ARE WE ALL SNEAKING AROUND WITH FLASHLIGHTS? 334 00:11:44,538 --> 00:11:45,937 - DID WE JUST SEE A UFO? 335 00:11:45,939 --> 00:11:47,539 - YOU'RE GETTING PARANOID. 336 00:11:47,541 --> 00:11:50,909 IT'S PROBABLY JUST AN INFORMAL GET-TOGETHER OF LOCAL STALKERS. 337 00:11:50,911 --> 00:11:53,310 YOU KNOW, HANG OUT, SWAP STORIES, 338 00:11:53,312 --> 00:11:55,280 TRY OUT EACH OTHER'S SKELETON KEYS. 339 00:11:55,282 --> 00:11:57,848 - BUT ONLY AN IDIOT WOULD GO STALKING WITH A FLASHLIGHT. 340 00:11:57,850 --> 00:11:59,917 - COME ON, THIS IS LAWNDALE. 341 00:11:59,919 --> 00:12:01,286 - OH, YEAH. 342 00:12:01,288 --> 00:12:02,687 - YOU'RE RIGHT, JODIE. 343 00:12:02,689 --> 00:12:05,190 WE'VE ALL BEEN ACTING VERY FOOLISH. 344 00:12:05,192 --> 00:12:06,958 - HEY, MAN, SPEAK FOR YOURSELF. 345 00:12:06,960 --> 00:12:08,493 - OH, SORRY, KEVIN. 346 00:12:08,495 --> 00:12:10,895 BUT I WONDER IF MAYBE A RALLY MIGHT BE IN ORDER, 347 00:12:10,897 --> 00:12:12,697 YOU KNOW, SOMETHING BEFORE CLASSES 348 00:12:12,699 --> 00:12:14,699 TO PROMOTE UNDERSTANDING, REMOVE THE FEAR, 349 00:12:14,701 --> 00:12:17,635 AND INCREASE THE PEACE. 350 00:12:17,637 --> 00:12:19,137 - THAT'S WHEN WE HAVE PRACTICE! 351 00:12:19,139 --> 00:12:20,538 HE'S TRYING TO DESTROY FOOTBALL. 352 00:12:20,540 --> 00:12:21,539 HE'S ONE OF THEM! 353 00:12:21,541 --> 00:12:22,540 - WHO? 354 00:12:22,542 --> 00:12:24,809 - UM... I THOUGHT YOU KNEW. 355 00:12:24,811 --> 00:12:25,810 [acoustic guitar music] 356 00:12:25,812 --> 00:12:28,012 - WELL, IS THAT SONG GETTING HAPPIER 357 00:12:28,014 --> 00:12:29,514 OR AM I JUST GETTING MORE MISERABLE? 358 00:12:29,516 --> 00:12:31,516 - IT'S VERGING ON BOUNCY, ALL RIGHT. 359 00:12:31,518 --> 00:12:34,819 BUT PLEASE, CONTINUE WITH YOUR DELIGHTFUL PRESENTATION. 360 00:12:34,821 --> 00:12:35,987 - OKAY, LOOKY. 361 00:12:35,989 --> 00:12:37,789 YOU'VE GOT THESE GOVERNMENT TYPES AT SCHOOL 362 00:12:37,791 --> 00:12:39,657 TELLING US TO WATCH OUT FOR WEIRD BEHAVIOR. 363 00:12:39,659 --> 00:12:42,226 THEN THE ALIEN NUT ON TV SAYS THE SAME THING. 364 00:12:42,228 --> 00:12:43,761 MEANWHILE, YOUR PARENTS ARE WEIRD, 365 00:12:43,763 --> 00:12:45,663 YOUR SISTER'S WEIRD, AND ALL THE KIDS AT SCHOOL 366 00:12:45,665 --> 00:12:46,664 LOOK AT US FUNNY. 367 00:12:46,666 --> 00:12:47,899 - THAT'S NOT NEW. 368 00:12:47,901 --> 00:12:49,367 - YEAH, BUT NOW THERE'S RESPECT. 369 00:12:49,369 --> 00:12:50,734 AND THAT SONG? 370 00:12:50,736 --> 00:12:52,669 MAYBE IT'S, LIKE, THE ALIEN SIGNAL 371 00:12:52,671 --> 00:12:55,006 AND TRENT'S BECKONING TO THE UFO. 372 00:12:55,008 --> 00:12:57,075 - AH, BUT THE UFO WENT AWAY. 373 00:12:57,077 --> 00:12:59,243 - WELL, MAYBE ALIENS DON'T LIKE SUCKY MUSIC 374 00:12:59,245 --> 00:13:01,346 AND HE'S ACTUALLY TRYING TO SAVE HUMANITY. 375 00:13:01,348 --> 00:13:03,848 - WHEN DO WE GET TO THE CROP CIRCLES? 376 00:13:03,850 --> 00:13:09,854 - UH-OH, THE MUSIC STOPPED. 377 00:13:09,856 --> 00:13:11,823 - HEY, WHAT'S GOING ON? 378 00:13:11,825 --> 00:13:12,924 - NOTHING. - NADA. 379 00:13:12,926 --> 00:13:13,925 - NOT A THING. 380 00:13:13,927 --> 00:13:15,827 - MM. 381 00:13:15,829 --> 00:13:18,896 - UM, THAT'S SOME SONG YOU'RE WORKING ON. 382 00:13:18,898 --> 00:13:20,064 IT'S DIFFERENT. 383 00:13:20,066 --> 00:13:22,500 - NOTHING DIFFERENT ABOUT IT, NOTHING AT ALL. 384 00:13:22,502 --> 00:13:24,168 I GOTTA GO AND, UH, 385 00:13:24,170 --> 00:13:26,237 PRACTICE MY SAME MUSIC THAT, UH, 386 00:13:26,239 --> 00:13:30,241 ISN'T ANY DIFFERENT FROM THE OTHER STUFF I PLAY. 387 00:13:30,243 --> 00:13:31,775 - WHAT WAS THAT? 388 00:13:31,777 --> 00:13:33,845 - YOU'RE STARTING TO GET WEIRDED OUT, AREN'T YOU? 389 00:13:33,847 --> 00:13:35,980 - NO, ABSOLUTELY NOT. 390 00:13:35,982 --> 00:13:37,482 [doorbell rings] EEP! 391 00:13:39,152 --> 00:13:42,653 [suspenseful music] 392 00:13:42,655 --> 00:13:43,688 - PIZZA! 393 00:13:43,690 --> 00:13:44,789 - AH! 394 00:13:44,791 --> 00:13:46,157 - MM. 395 00:13:54,734 --> 00:13:55,799 - COULD YOU HURRY UP? 396 00:13:55,801 --> 00:13:57,268 I GOT OTHER PIZZAS TO DELIVER, 397 00:13:57,270 --> 00:13:59,270 AND IF I DON'T GET THEM THERE ON TIME, THEY'RE FREE. 398 00:13:59,272 --> 00:14:00,271 I REALLY GOTTA GO. 399 00:14:00,273 --> 00:14:01,305 - ON YOUR WAY OVER HERE, 400 00:14:01,307 --> 00:14:02,806 YOU DIDN'T SEE ANY, UM, 401 00:14:02,808 --> 00:14:04,809 LIGHTS IN THE SKY OR ANYTHING, DID YOU? 402 00:14:04,811 --> 00:14:06,211 - OH, NO. THEY'RE BACK? 403 00:14:06,213 --> 00:14:08,713 I HOPE THEY DON'T PLAN TO EXPERIMENT ON ME THIS TIME. 404 00:14:08,715 --> 00:14:10,215 I WAS A MESS THE LAST TIME. 405 00:14:10,217 --> 00:14:12,983 SEE, THEY REPLACE YOUR SKIN WITH THIS SYNTHETIC SKIN 406 00:14:12,985 --> 00:14:17,388 THAT STRETCHES REAL TIGHT ON YOUR HEAD IN THE SUMMER. 407 00:14:17,390 --> 00:14:19,190 THAT'S WHY THEY COME AT NIGHT. 408 00:14:19,192 --> 00:14:21,759 IT MAKES IT EASIER TO STEAL YOUR DREAMS. 409 00:14:21,761 --> 00:14:24,528 THEY GOT THIS BIG, BIG SUCTION DEVICE THAT... 410 00:14:24,530 --> 00:14:25,763 ...AND ANYONE WHO TELLS YOU 411 00:14:25,765 --> 00:14:28,165 ALIENS ARE TAKING OVER THEIR BODY IS NUTS. 412 00:14:28,167 --> 00:14:29,767 ALL THEY WANT IS OUR SKIN, 413 00:14:29,769 --> 00:14:31,903 'CAUSE YOUR SKIN REMEMBERS WHAT IT FEELS. 414 00:14:31,905 --> 00:14:35,139 - MM, HEY, YOU EVER WRITTEN ANY LYRICS? 415 00:14:35,141 --> 00:14:36,441 [electronic beeping] 416 00:14:36,443 --> 00:14:38,743 - UH, OH, FIRED AGAIN? 417 00:14:38,745 --> 00:14:40,511 MAN, THIS HAPPENS ALL THE TIME, 418 00:14:40,513 --> 00:14:43,414 EVER SINCE MY ENCOUNTER WITH THOSE DARN ALIENS! 419 00:14:43,416 --> 00:14:44,515 - WE'VE GOT TO FACE IT, HELEN. 420 00:14:44,517 --> 00:14:45,783 WE'RE THE ENEMY. 421 00:14:45,785 --> 00:14:47,985 WE'RE THE PEOPLE WE MARCHED AGAINST! 422 00:14:47,987 --> 00:14:50,121 THAT'S WHY DARIA'S TURNED COMMUNIST! 423 00:14:50,123 --> 00:14:51,756 THAT'S WHY WE'VE LOST OUR LITTLE GIRL! 424 00:14:51,758 --> 00:14:55,426 - JAKE, DARIA'S NEVER ONCE CALLED US CAPITALIST PIGS 425 00:14:55,428 --> 00:14:57,562 OR RUNNING DOGS FOR THE BOSSES. 426 00:14:57,564 --> 00:14:59,997 THIS IS PROBABLY JUST HER WAY OF ENGAGING 427 00:14:59,999 --> 00:15:01,766 IN SOME KIND OF SOCIAL ACTIVITY. 428 00:15:01,768 --> 00:15:03,434 - SOCIALIST, YOU MEAN! 429 00:15:03,436 --> 00:15:04,902 WHAT'S HAPPENED TO US? 430 00:15:04,904 --> 00:15:07,872 THE HOUSE, THE CARS, MY RELAXED-FIT PANTS. 431 00:15:07,874 --> 00:15:09,840 ALL THESE THINGS, ALL THIS RELAXING? 432 00:15:09,842 --> 00:15:12,843 WE'VE GOT TO RECAPTURE THAT HARD MORAL CORE 433 00:15:12,845 --> 00:15:14,279 AND GET BACK TO THE SOIL! 434 00:15:14,281 --> 00:15:17,548 - ALL RIGHT, JAKE, NO MORE COFFEE AFTER DINNER. 435 00:15:17,550 --> 00:15:19,850 BACK FROM YOUR POWER WALK, SWEETIE? 436 00:15:19,852 --> 00:15:21,351 - UM... OH, YEAH. 437 00:15:21,353 --> 00:15:24,889 - SO YOU'RE WALKING FOR POWER, IS THAT IT? 438 00:15:24,891 --> 00:15:27,425 WANT TO TAKE OVER? KICK OVER THE WHOLE APPLE CART? 439 00:15:27,427 --> 00:15:29,560 WELL, LET ME TELL YOU, YOUNG LADY, 440 00:15:29,562 --> 00:15:31,328 IF IT'S A GROUP YOU WANT TO JOIN, 441 00:15:31,330 --> 00:15:34,298 THERE'S A LITTLE BUNCH I KNOW CALLED THE HUMAN RACE, 442 00:15:34,300 --> 00:15:35,833 AND IT AIN'T HALF BAD! 443 00:15:35,835 --> 00:15:37,235 - YEAH. THANKS, DAD. 444 00:15:37,237 --> 00:15:39,403 THAT'S TREMENDOUSLY HELPFUL. 445 00:15:39,405 --> 00:15:40,771 - HA! 446 00:15:40,773 --> 00:15:44,008 - LET'S JUST MAKE THAT NO MORE COFFEE FOR YOU EVER. 447 00:15:46,079 --> 00:15:47,845 - UH-OH. - YEAH. 448 00:15:47,847 --> 00:15:51,315 - SO THAT'S WHY I SAY COMMIES AREN'T TEAM PLAYERS, 449 00:15:51,317 --> 00:15:53,951 SO KEEP THEM OUT OF TEAM SPORTS, ALL RIGHT! 450 00:15:53,953 --> 00:15:56,620 - YAY, NO COMMIE TEAM! 451 00:15:56,622 --> 00:15:58,522 - UM, THANK YOU, KEVIN. 452 00:15:58,524 --> 00:16:02,293 BUT ACTUALLY, THE COMMUNIST IS YOUR ULTIMATE TEAM PLAYER. 453 00:16:02,295 --> 00:16:03,861 THE TEAM IS ALL. 454 00:16:03,863 --> 00:16:05,963 THE INDIVIDUAL, NOTHING. 455 00:16:05,965 --> 00:16:08,465 - OH, WELL THEN, NEVER MIND. 456 00:16:08,467 --> 00:16:09,633 ALL RIGHT! 457 00:16:09,635 --> 00:16:12,970 - GO, COMMIES, GO! 458 00:16:12,972 --> 00:16:14,305 - GOOD MORNING. 459 00:16:14,307 --> 00:16:16,240 AS YOU KNOW, WE'RE HERE TO CLEAR UP 460 00:16:16,242 --> 00:16:18,542 SOME MISUNDERSTANDINGS AND SUSPICIONS 461 00:16:18,544 --> 00:16:22,579 SO WE CAN ALL FEEL BETTER ABOUT EACH OTHER AND OURSELVES. 462 00:16:22,581 --> 00:16:24,182 SO WITHOUT FURTHER ADO, 463 00:16:24,184 --> 00:16:26,918 I PRESENT TO YOU A WORK IN PROGRESS, 464 00:16:26,920 --> 00:16:28,552 A SOLO PERFORMANCE I CALL 465 00:16:28,554 --> 00:16:32,857 NOTHING TO LOSE BUT HIS CHAINS: THE LIFE OF KARL MARX. 466 00:16:32,859 --> 00:16:35,860 THE YEAR IS 1848. 467 00:16:35,862 --> 00:16:37,061 [funky pop music] 468 00:16:37,063 --> 00:16:40,965 OH, DEAR, THAT'S MY EXERCISE TAPE. 469 00:16:40,967 --> 00:16:42,333 - [grunting] 470 00:16:42,335 --> 00:16:44,902 - ANTHONY! YOU WEREN'T KIDNAPPED! 471 00:16:44,904 --> 00:16:46,169 - ALL RIGHT! 472 00:16:46,171 --> 00:16:48,806 I FINALLY CONVINCED THOSE GLORIFIED DOGCATCHERS 473 00:16:48,808 --> 00:16:52,042 FROM IMMIGRATION THAT I AM NOT AN ILLEGAL ALIEN. 474 00:16:52,044 --> 00:16:54,245 BUT NOW I HAVE A QUESTION. 475 00:16:54,247 --> 00:16:55,947 WHO TOLD THEM I WAS? 476 00:16:55,949 --> 00:16:58,950 - OH, ANYONE CAN MAKE A MISTAKE. DAMN IT. 477 00:16:58,952 --> 00:17:02,186 - MAYBE IT WAS THE MIND CONTROL BABES FROM SPACE, MR. D., 478 00:17:02,188 --> 00:17:04,622 TRYING TO CREATE A DISTRACTION. 479 00:17:04,624 --> 00:17:05,623 - WHO? 480 00:17:05,625 --> 00:17:06,824 - THEM. 481 00:17:12,799 --> 00:17:15,966 - UM, I HATE TO WRECK A PERFECTLY GOOD LYNCHING, 482 00:17:15,968 --> 00:17:18,669 BUT YOU'RE THE ONES ACTING WEIRD. 483 00:17:18,671 --> 00:17:20,070 - US? 484 00:17:20,072 --> 00:17:23,174 MR. O'NEILL SAID YOU'RE OUT TO DESTROY FOOTBALL. 485 00:17:23,176 --> 00:17:24,908 - NO, I WAS TELLING THEM 486 00:17:24,910 --> 00:17:27,211 ABOUT HOW COMMUNISTS AND MARTIANS ARE THE SAME. 487 00:17:27,213 --> 00:17:28,813 - THAT'LL CLEAR THINGS UP. 488 00:17:28,815 --> 00:17:31,215 - SO THERE'S NO COMMUNIST UNFILTRATION? 489 00:17:31,217 --> 00:17:33,051 - AND THERE'S NO ALIEN TAKEOVER? 490 00:17:33,053 --> 00:17:36,787 - OH, I DON'T KNOW. HOW DO YOU EXPLAIN THAT? 491 00:17:36,789 --> 00:17:39,090 - DON'T SAY IT. LET THEM KILL US. 492 00:17:39,092 --> 00:17:42,793 - WE'RE DRESSED THIS WAY FOR FASHION CLUB SOLIDARITY. 493 00:17:42,795 --> 00:17:44,429 - ONE OF US HAS A PROBLEM. 494 00:17:44,431 --> 00:17:46,164 THAT'S ALL YOU NEED TO KNOW. 495 00:17:46,166 --> 00:17:48,399 - OH, DEAR, WHAT KIND OF PROBLEM? 496 00:17:48,401 --> 00:17:49,901 - A PRIVATE PROBLEM. 497 00:17:49,903 --> 00:17:51,802 - IT'S A NECK ZIT! 498 00:17:51,804 --> 00:17:53,504 - STACY! 499 00:17:53,506 --> 00:17:55,907 - DON'T WORRY, QUINN. 500 00:17:55,909 --> 00:17:58,376 THEY STILL DON'T KNOW IT'S YOU. 501 00:17:58,378 --> 00:17:59,377 - UGH! 502 00:17:59,379 --> 00:18:02,846 - UH-OH. - DID I SAY THE WRONG THING? 503 00:18:02,848 --> 00:18:04,215 - DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT. 504 00:18:04,217 --> 00:18:07,218 - I LIKED IT BETTER WHEN THEY WERE UNDER ALIEN CONTROL. 505 00:18:07,220 --> 00:18:09,320 - IT WAS SO MUCH MORE BELIEVABLE. 506 00:18:09,322 --> 00:18:10,688 - SO YOU SEE, EVERYONE? 507 00:18:10,690 --> 00:18:12,223 MR. DEMARTINO'S DISAPPEARANCE, 508 00:18:12,225 --> 00:18:14,491 ALL THESE COMMUNIST AND ALIEN WORRIES, 509 00:18:14,493 --> 00:18:16,627 SIMPLE MISUNDERSTANDINGS, 510 00:18:16,629 --> 00:18:17,829 ALL OF THEM. 511 00:18:17,831 --> 00:18:20,231 WHAT DO YOU SAY WE CEMENT OUR NEWFOUND UNITY 512 00:18:20,233 --> 00:18:22,666 BY JOINING HANDS AND SINGING MAN IN THE MIRROR? 513 00:18:22,668 --> 00:18:24,302 - BOO. - LET'S GET OUT OF HERE. 514 00:18:24,304 --> 00:18:25,469 - AW, MAN. 515 00:18:25,471 --> 00:18:26,737 - OH, DEAR. 516 00:18:26,739 --> 00:18:28,405 - SEE? LOOK, WHAT'D I TELL YOU? 517 00:18:28,407 --> 00:18:31,008 SECRET HUSH-HUSH GATHERINGS RIGHT OUT IN THE OPEN! 518 00:18:31,010 --> 00:18:32,576 - WHAT IS GOING ON HERE? 519 00:18:32,578 --> 00:18:33,911 I DIDN'T APPROVE ANY ASSEMBLY. 520 00:18:33,913 --> 00:18:35,779 THIS IS A SERIOUS BREACH OF DISCIPLINE. 521 00:18:35,781 --> 00:18:37,448 - BUT I-- - PEOPLE, PEOPLE. 522 00:18:37,450 --> 00:18:39,217 HOW DO YOU GET THIS THING TO WORK? 523 00:18:39,219 --> 00:18:40,785 DISPERSE IMMEDIATELY. 524 00:18:40,787 --> 00:18:42,486 DAMN PIECE OF CRAP. 525 00:18:42,488 --> 00:18:45,122 KIDS ARE HALF DEAF FROM THEIR DAMN MUSIC, ANYWAY. 526 00:18:45,124 --> 00:18:47,391 THIS ASSEMBLY IS UNAUTHORIZED. 527 00:18:47,393 --> 00:18:48,759 OH, THE HELL WITH IT. 528 00:18:48,761 --> 00:18:51,729 - HEY, CAN I TRY THAT THING? 529 00:18:51,731 --> 00:18:54,865 - SO YOU FINALLY CONVINCED YOUR DAD THAT YOU'RE NOT A COMMUNIST? 530 00:18:54,867 --> 00:18:57,435 - YEAH, I'M SHOWING HIM HOW MUCH I LOVE MONEY 531 00:18:57,437 --> 00:19:00,438 BY HITTING HIM UP FOR IT EVERY CHANCE I GET. 532 00:19:00,440 --> 00:19:03,141 - HEY, IT'S TRENT'S HELL MUSIC. 533 00:19:03,143 --> 00:19:05,042 - SO THAT'S WHY HE WAS ACTING STRANGE. 534 00:19:05,044 --> 00:19:06,911 HE WAS WRITING A JINGLE. 535 00:19:06,913 --> 00:19:10,381 - ♪ IF YOU DON'T HAVE A CAR OR YOUR PRESENT CAR SUCKS ♪ 536 00:19:10,383 --> 00:19:13,751 ♪ GO TO HAPPY HERB WITH A FEW THOUSAND BUCKS ♪ 537 00:19:13,753 --> 00:19:15,920 ♪ THEN YOU CAN DRIVE HERE ♪ 538 00:19:15,922 --> 00:19:17,421 ♪ YOU CAN DRIVE THERE ♪ 539 00:19:17,423 --> 00:19:18,990 ♪ DRIVE WHERE YOU WANT ♪ 540 00:19:18,992 --> 00:19:20,924 ♪ HAPPY HERB DON'T CARE ♪ 541 00:19:20,926 --> 00:19:24,361 ♪ IT WON'T MAKE YOU BETTER OR SMARTER, THAT'S TRUE ♪ 542 00:19:24,363 --> 00:19:27,965 ♪ BUT YOU CAN DRIVE AROUND WHEN THERE'S NOTHING ELSE TO DO ♪ 543 00:19:27,967 --> 00:19:30,101 ♪ SO GO BUY A CAR ♪ 544 00:19:30,103 --> 00:19:32,035 ♪ BUY A DAMN CAR ♪ 545 00:19:32,037 --> 00:19:36,774 ♪ HIT THE ROAD TO NOWHERE IN YOUR HAPPY HERB CAR ♪ 546 00:19:36,776 --> 00:19:39,977 - I'M HAPPY HERB, AND I SELL CARS, 547 00:19:39,979 --> 00:19:42,446 SO COME ON DOWN. 548 00:19:42,448 --> 00:19:44,081 - SO NOW YOU KNOW. 549 00:19:44,083 --> 00:19:46,484 - OH, UM, NICE JINGLE. 550 00:19:46,486 --> 00:19:47,852 - YOU DON'T HAVE TO TELL ME. 551 00:19:47,854 --> 00:19:49,687 I'M A COMPLETE SELL-OUT. 552 00:19:49,689 --> 00:19:51,656 BUT I REALLY NEEDED THE GIG. 553 00:19:51,658 --> 00:19:53,824 - WHAT'S THE GOING RATE FOR AN ARTIST'S SOUL THESE DAYS? 554 00:19:53,826 --> 00:19:58,062 - 20 BUCKS, AN HOUR OF FREE STUDIO TIME, AND A SET OF TIRES. 555 00:19:58,064 --> 00:19:59,063 - THAT'S IT? 556 00:19:59,065 --> 00:20:00,297 - THEY'RE NEW TIRES. 557 00:20:00,299 --> 00:20:03,334 HEY, LOOK, IT'S THAT GUY. 558 00:20:03,336 --> 00:20:08,138 - AND WHAT UNSPEAKABLE ACTS DID THE SPACE BEINGS PERFORM ON YOU? 559 00:20:08,140 --> 00:20:10,040 - THEY TOOK MY FLESH AND REPLACED IT 560 00:20:10,042 --> 00:20:11,842 WITH AN ALIEN SYNTHETIC SKIN, 561 00:20:11,844 --> 00:20:15,012 A SKIN CAPABLE OF SENSATIONS YOU CAN'T EVEN IMAGINE. 562 00:20:15,014 --> 00:20:17,781 - BUT THAT'S NOT THE WORST OF IT. 563 00:20:17,783 --> 00:20:20,384 - UH-OH, HE'S GONNA GET HIS SKIN WET AND SHRINK IT. 564 00:20:20,386 --> 00:20:23,187 - THEY USED ME, AND THEN THEY MADE ME LOSE MY JOB. 565 00:20:23,189 --> 00:20:26,356 - YOU SAW IT FIRST ON SICK, SAD WORLD. 566 00:20:26,358 --> 00:20:29,293 ALIEN LOVE GODDESSES ARE DEPRIVING AMERICANS 567 00:20:29,295 --> 00:20:31,862 OF THEIR SKINS AND THEIR JOBS. 568 00:20:31,864 --> 00:20:33,630 - HEY, COOL. 569 00:20:33,632 --> 00:20:35,566 - WE SHOULD BE UPSET, RIGHT? 570 00:20:35,568 --> 00:20:36,601 - I DON'T KNOW. 571 00:20:36,603 --> 00:20:38,569 THOSE OUTFITS LOOK PRETTY GOOD. 572 00:20:38,571 --> 00:20:40,504 >> ♪ LA-LA, LA, LA-LA ♪ 573 00:20:42,841 --> 00:20:45,775 Captioning by CaptionMax www.captionmax.com 574 00:20:53,685 --> 00:20:58,356 ♪ LA, LA, LA ♪ 575 00:20:58,358 --> 00:21:03,194 ♪ LA, LA, LA ♪ 576 00:21:03,196 --> 00:21:05,529 ♪ LA, LA, LA ♪ 577 00:21:14,640 --> 00:21:17,407 ♪ LA-LA, LA-LA-LA ♪