1 00:00:03,037 --> 00:00:05,304 - ♪ LA-LA, LA, LA-LA ♪ 2 00:00:05,306 --> 00:00:08,107 ♪ LA-LA, LA, LA-LA ♪ 3 00:00:10,311 --> 00:00:11,877 - HOW CAN YOU EAT THAT MEAT LOAF? 4 00:00:11,879 --> 00:00:14,380 DON'T THOSE LITTLE COLORED PIECES SCARE YOU? 5 00:00:14,382 --> 00:00:17,449 - WE ONLY GO AROUND ONCE, I HOPE. 6 00:00:17,451 --> 00:00:19,851 - I REALIZE I'M PROBABLY WASTING MY TIME, 7 00:00:19,853 --> 00:00:22,321 BUT DO YOU GUYS WANT TO BUY TICKETS TO CASINO NIGHT? 8 00:00:22,323 --> 00:00:25,324 IT'S GONNA BE ON THE PRINCESS FAIRY LUXURY LINER. 9 00:00:25,326 --> 00:00:27,726 - SO THE ONLY MEANS OF ESCAPE IS DROWNING. 10 00:00:27,728 --> 00:00:29,060 - LOOK, WE'D LIKE TO HELP YOU OUT, 11 00:00:29,062 --> 00:00:30,795 BUT WE HAVE A VERY BUSY SCHEDULE. 12 00:00:30,797 --> 00:00:33,064 THERE'S A SICK, SAD WORLD MARATHON ALL FRIDAY NIGHT, 13 00:00:33,066 --> 00:00:35,334 SO WE'LL BE WAY TOO TIRED ON SATURDAY. 14 00:00:35,336 --> 00:00:37,001 - YOU GUYS ARE HOPELESS. 15 00:00:37,003 --> 00:00:38,837 - DAMN IT, SHE SAW RIGHT THROUGH OUR FACADE 16 00:00:38,839 --> 00:00:39,971 OF HOPEFULNESS. 17 00:00:39,973 --> 00:00:42,074 - SHE'S THE 12TH PERSON TODAY. 18 00:00:42,076 --> 00:00:46,445 - CASINO NIGHT ON A CRUISE SHIP IS GONNA BE SO GLAMOROUS. 19 00:00:46,447 --> 00:00:50,482 - YOU'RE SO LUCKY TO BE GOING WITH REX, QUINN. 20 00:00:50,484 --> 00:00:53,718 - YEAH, THIS WEEK, HE'S, LIKE, THE MOST POPULAR GUY IN SCHOOL. 21 00:00:53,720 --> 00:00:55,720 - OH, I DON'T THINK SO. 22 00:00:55,722 --> 00:00:57,256 WELL, PROBABLY. 23 00:00:57,258 --> 00:00:58,423 - AHEM. 24 00:00:58,425 --> 00:01:00,993 ACTUALLY, I BELIEVE BRENT, MY DATE, 25 00:01:00,995 --> 00:01:03,561 MAY BE A LITTLE MORE POPULAR THAN REX, 26 00:01:03,563 --> 00:01:04,829 NOT THAT IT MATTERS. 27 00:01:04,831 --> 00:01:07,866 - OH, NO, SANDI, I'M SURE YOU'RE RIGHT. 28 00:01:07,868 --> 00:01:11,103 UM, DID YOU SAY YOU WERE DEFINITELY GOING WITH BRENT? 29 00:01:11,105 --> 00:01:14,105 - GEE, QUINN, I HOPE THIS INABILITY OF YOURS 30 00:01:14,107 --> 00:01:17,042 TO RETAIN SIMPLE INFORMATION IS JUST TEMPORARY 31 00:01:17,044 --> 00:01:18,877 AND NOT SYMPTOMATIC OF A MORE SERIOUS 32 00:01:18,879 --> 00:01:20,245 UNDERLYING PROBLEM. 33 00:01:20,247 --> 00:01:22,514 - IT'S JUST THAT I WAIT-LISTED BRENT, YOU KNOW, 34 00:01:22,516 --> 00:01:23,915 IN CASE SOMETHING HAPPENED TO REX, 35 00:01:23,917 --> 00:01:25,116 LIKE, HE GOT A PIMPLE. 36 00:01:25,118 --> 00:01:26,651 BUT IF IT DOES, I'LL GO TO THE NEXT PERSON 37 00:01:26,653 --> 00:01:28,921 ON MY WAIT LIST, NO PROBLEM. 38 00:01:28,923 --> 00:01:29,922 - I SEE. 39 00:01:29,924 --> 00:01:31,223 I GUESS BRENT ASKED YOU 40 00:01:31,225 --> 00:01:33,025 WHILE HE WAS WAITING TO HEAR BACK FROM ME, 41 00:01:33,027 --> 00:01:36,795 YOU KNOW, USING YOU AS HIS SAFETY DATE. 42 00:01:36,797 --> 00:01:38,363 - I KNOW HOW YOU CAN FIGURE IT OUT. 43 00:01:38,365 --> 00:01:39,631 QUINN, WHICH DAY DID BRENT ASK-- 44 00:01:39,633 --> 00:01:43,568 - STACY, WHO CARES ABOUT SUCH TRIVIAL MATTERS? 45 00:01:43,570 --> 00:01:46,205 CAN'T WE FIND SOMETHING LESS SHALLOW TO TALK ABOUT 46 00:01:46,207 --> 00:01:48,607 THAN WHEN SOMEONE ASKED SOMEONE OUT? 47 00:01:48,609 --> 00:01:52,344 - I'M SORRY, SANDI. 48 00:01:52,346 --> 00:01:56,482 - SANDI'S SO PRETTY. 49 00:01:56,484 --> 00:01:58,784 - AND SO, I REGRET TO INFORM YOU 50 00:01:58,786 --> 00:02:01,620 I WILL BE UNABLE TO ATTEND CASINO NIGHT. 51 00:02:01,622 --> 00:02:02,921 I HAVE PLANS. 52 00:02:02,923 --> 00:02:04,222 - CANCEL THEM. 53 00:02:04,224 --> 00:02:06,291 EVERY STUDENT AND FACULTY MEMBER MUST ATTEND, 54 00:02:06,293 --> 00:02:09,561 OR I WON'T BE ABLE TO AFFORD THE SECURE FENCE SHOCK HUNDRED. 55 00:02:09,563 --> 00:02:12,664 - FINE, I'LL BUY A TICKET JUST SO I DON'T HAVE TO GO. 56 00:02:12,666 --> 00:02:13,832 - NEGATIVE. 57 00:02:13,834 --> 00:02:15,533 WE NEED ALL THE ADULT VOLUNTEERS WE CAN GET. 58 00:02:15,535 --> 00:02:17,235 - MISS LI, I IMPLORE YOU! 59 00:02:17,237 --> 00:02:19,137 - PLEASE, MR. DEMARTINO. 60 00:02:19,139 --> 00:02:20,705 I HAVEN'T HEARD ANYONE TRY SO HARD 61 00:02:20,707 --> 00:02:24,108 TO SQUIRM OUT OF A SCHOOL EVENT SINCE HELEN MORGENDORFFER 62 00:02:24,110 --> 00:02:25,710 MADE UP THAT RIDICULOUS EXCUSE 63 00:02:25,712 --> 00:02:28,747 ABOUT BEING ALLERGIC TO CREPE PAPER. 64 00:02:28,749 --> 00:02:29,781 IS THIS THING ON? 65 00:02:29,783 --> 00:02:31,182 ATTENTION, STUDENTS. 66 00:02:31,184 --> 00:02:33,551 - UH-OH, IT'S THOSE VOICES AGAIN. 67 00:02:33,553 --> 00:02:34,786 - DUE TO CASH FLOW PROBLEMS, 68 00:02:34,788 --> 00:02:37,789 CASINO NIGHT ATTENDANCE IS NOW MANDATORY. 69 00:02:37,791 --> 00:02:40,893 SHOW YOUR SCHOOL SPIRIT AND DIP INTO YOUR COLLEGE FUND. 70 00:02:40,895 --> 00:02:42,094 THANK YOU. 71 00:02:42,096 --> 00:02:44,563 - NOW I'LL NEVER BE ABLE TO BUY THAT COLLEGE. 72 00:02:44,565 --> 00:02:47,366 - IT'S SO UNFAIR, SHAZU. 73 00:02:47,368 --> 00:02:49,501 SANDI IS ALWAYS ACCUSING ME OF BEING SHALLOW, 74 00:02:49,503 --> 00:02:51,970 BUT I THINK A LOT ABOUT IMPORTANT STUFF. 75 00:02:51,972 --> 00:02:53,338 LIKE, WHAT ABOUT ALL THOSE POOR PEOPLE 76 00:02:53,340 --> 00:02:55,573 IN THOSE OTHER WORLD COUNTRIES WHO CAN'T AFFORD 77 00:02:55,575 --> 00:02:58,777 PROFESSIONAL GROOMING ASSISTANCE? 78 00:02:58,779 --> 00:02:59,845 - QUINN, DON'T LOOK NOW, 79 00:02:59,847 --> 00:03:01,746 BUT MARCO'S JUST SAT DOWN NEXT TO US. 80 00:03:01,748 --> 00:03:04,215 - MARCO, THE TALCUM POWDER MODEL? 81 00:03:04,217 --> 00:03:06,117 - JUST PRETEND LIKE WE DON'T NOTICE. 82 00:03:06,119 --> 00:03:08,386 SO, QUINN, WHAT WERE YOU JUST SAYING 83 00:03:08,388 --> 00:03:10,589 ABOUT THE LESS FORTUNATE? 84 00:03:10,591 --> 00:03:11,723 - OH, YES. 85 00:03:11,725 --> 00:03:14,092 SO ANYWAY, EVEN IN THIS COUNTRY, 86 00:03:14,094 --> 00:03:15,927 THERE ARE PEOPLE WHO CAN'T AFFORD NICE HAIRCUTS, 87 00:03:15,929 --> 00:03:17,596 AND IT MUST BE AWFUL FOR THEM. 88 00:03:17,598 --> 00:03:20,199 I MEAN, HOW CAN THEY GO OUTSIDE? 89 00:03:20,201 --> 00:03:22,334 - I'M SORRY; I COULDN'T HELP OVERHEARING. 90 00:03:22,336 --> 00:03:24,503 - OH, WELL, THAT'S OKAY. 91 00:03:24,505 --> 00:03:26,905 - YOU KNOW, I USED TO GO OUT WITH MY HAIR UNCOMBED AND STUFF, 92 00:03:26,907 --> 00:03:28,640 BUT THEN I REALIZED THAT BY LOOKING GOOD, 93 00:03:28,642 --> 00:03:30,442 I'M BRINGING A LITTLE BEAUTY INTO THE LIVES 94 00:03:30,444 --> 00:03:32,945 OF PEOPLE SURROUNDED BY THEIR OWN UGLINESS. 95 00:03:32,947 --> 00:03:35,147 - I KNOW EXACTLY HOW YOU FEEL. 96 00:03:35,149 --> 00:03:36,681 - YOU'RE REALLY THOUGHTFUL. 97 00:03:36,683 --> 00:03:38,650 ARE YOU AROUND SATURDAY NIGHT? 98 00:03:38,652 --> 00:03:40,085 MAYBE WE COULD HOOK UP. 99 00:03:40,087 --> 00:03:43,788 - HMM, LET ME CHECK MY SCHEDULE. 100 00:03:43,790 --> 00:03:45,790 - CASINO NIGHT ON THE PRINCESS FAIRY? 101 00:03:45,792 --> 00:03:48,126 - YEAH, IT'S THIS SILLY LITTLE HIGH SCHOOL EVENT. 102 00:03:48,128 --> 00:03:50,862 I WROTE IT DOWN TO REMIND MYSELF NOT TO GO. 103 00:03:50,864 --> 00:03:52,030 - OH, TOO BAD. 104 00:03:52,032 --> 00:03:53,665 I LOOK REALLY GREAT ON A BOAT. 105 00:03:53,667 --> 00:03:55,500 - YOU DO? 106 00:03:55,502 --> 00:03:58,603 - YOU SEE, HELEN, ANYONE CAN MAKE A FLOATING KEY CHAIN 107 00:03:58,605 --> 00:04:00,171 OR A GLOW-IN-THE-DARK KEY CHAIN, 108 00:04:00,173 --> 00:04:02,140 BUT THIS IS THE FIRST TIME SOMEONE'S MADE 109 00:04:02,142 --> 00:04:04,142 A FLOATING GLOW-IN-THE-DARK KEY CHAIN. 110 00:04:04,144 --> 00:04:05,977 - DAMN, THIS PAN IS HOT. 111 00:04:05,979 --> 00:04:08,113 - SO I SAID TO THEM, "LOOK, YOU'VE GOT A GREAT PRODUCT HERE, 112 00:04:08,115 --> 00:04:10,515 "BUT ITS NAME SHOULD REFLECT BOTH ITS FLOATABILITY 113 00:04:10,517 --> 00:04:11,916 AND ITS INCANDESCENCE." 114 00:04:11,918 --> 00:04:13,351 HELEN, YOU SHOULD HAVE SEEN THEM LIGHT UP 115 00:04:13,353 --> 00:04:14,620 WHEN I SAID INCANDESCENCE. 116 00:04:14,622 --> 00:04:17,022 HEY, THAT'S PROBABLY SOME KIND OF A PUN. 117 00:04:17,024 --> 00:04:18,490 - YES, DEAR. OUCH! 118 00:04:18,492 --> 00:04:19,858 - "HOW DOES THIS SOUND?" I SAID. 119 00:04:19,860 --> 00:04:21,793 "THE RADIOACTIVE DUCK." 120 00:04:21,795 --> 00:04:24,529 MAN, THEY LOVED IT, LOVED IT! I THINK. 121 00:04:24,531 --> 00:04:25,831 - UH-HUH. 122 00:04:25,833 --> 00:04:27,666 WHAT THE HELL DID THE GIRLS DO WITH THE OTHER MITT? 123 00:04:27,668 --> 00:04:29,668 - HELEN, YOU'RE NOT LISTENING TO ME. 124 00:04:29,670 --> 00:04:31,770 - OF COURSE I'M LISTENING TO YOU. 125 00:04:31,772 --> 00:04:33,271 YOU'RE CONSIDERING GETTING A NEW KEY CHAIN, 126 00:04:33,273 --> 00:04:35,640 AND I THINK IT'S AN EXCELLENT IDEA. 127 00:04:35,642 --> 00:04:36,975 - YOU KNOW, YOU COULD BE A LITTLE SUPPORTIVE 128 00:04:36,977 --> 00:04:38,042 OF MY CAREER. 129 00:04:38,044 --> 00:04:39,578 - I AM SUPPORTIVE. 130 00:04:39,580 --> 00:04:42,614 IT'S JUST, RIGHT NOW, I'VE GOT MORE IMPORTANT-- 131 00:04:42,616 --> 00:04:44,516 I'M SORRY; TELL ME ABOUT THE KEYS. 132 00:04:44,518 --> 00:04:46,217 - "TELL ME ABOUT THE KEYS, JAKE. 133 00:04:46,219 --> 00:04:49,253 OH, JAKE, I'M SO INTERESTED IN THE KEYS." 134 00:04:49,255 --> 00:04:50,889 WELL, YOU CAN JUST FORGET IT, MISSY. 135 00:04:50,891 --> 00:04:52,724 JAKE MORGENDORFFER DOESN'T REPEAT HIMSELF. 136 00:04:52,726 --> 00:04:55,427 DOESN'T REPEAT HIMSELF! 137 00:04:57,197 --> 00:04:59,131 - SO ANYWAY, THE WHOLE SCHOOL 138 00:04:59,133 --> 00:05:01,466 IS ALL EXCITED ABOUT MY DATE WITH MARCO. 139 00:05:01,468 --> 00:05:04,335 - I'M SURE CASINO NIGHT'S GOING TO BE WONDERFUL. 140 00:05:04,337 --> 00:05:05,503 DAD AND I WOULD VOLUNTEER, 141 00:05:05,505 --> 00:05:07,505 BUT I HAVE TO GO OVER SOME BRIEFS. 142 00:05:07,507 --> 00:05:08,973 WE'LL BE HAPPY TO DRIVE YOU TO SCHOOL, THOUGH, 143 00:05:08,975 --> 00:05:10,174 RIGHT, JAKE? 144 00:05:10,176 --> 00:05:11,810 - SURE, DRIVE YOU TO SCHOOL. 145 00:05:11,812 --> 00:05:14,679 THE INVISIBLE MAN HERE WILL BE HAPPY TO DRIVE YOU TO SCHOOL. 146 00:05:14,681 --> 00:05:16,614 - WILL YOU BE WEARING THOSE NEAT BANDAGES? 147 00:05:16,616 --> 00:05:17,782 - NO, THANKS. 148 00:05:17,784 --> 00:05:19,417 MARCO WILL PROBABLY PICK ME UP IN A LIMO 149 00:05:19,419 --> 00:05:21,619 OR ONE OF THOSE CUTE LITTLE SPORTS CARS. 150 00:05:21,621 --> 00:05:23,421 - TO GO WITH HIS CUTE LITTLE BRAIN. 151 00:05:23,423 --> 00:05:25,423 - BESIDES, CASINO NIGHT'S NOT AT THE SCHOOL. 152 00:05:25,425 --> 00:05:26,758 IT'S ON THE PRINCESS FAIRY. 153 00:05:26,760 --> 00:05:28,159 - THE PRINCESS FAIRY? THE CRUISE SHIP? 154 00:05:28,161 --> 00:05:29,427 - YEAH. 155 00:05:29,429 --> 00:05:30,795 - THEY'RE LOOKING FOR A NEW AD CAMPAIGN. 156 00:05:30,797 --> 00:05:32,397 WHAT BETTER WAY TO SUCK UP TO THE OWNERS 157 00:05:32,399 --> 00:05:34,333 THAN VOLUNTEERING AT A FUND-RAISER? 158 00:05:34,335 --> 00:05:36,100 THEY'LL NEVER KNOW THEY'RE BEING PITCHED. 159 00:05:36,102 --> 00:05:38,169 JAKE, YOU CRAFTY DEVIL. 160 00:05:38,171 --> 00:05:40,405 - WHY, JAKE, WHAT A WONDERFUL IDEA. 161 00:05:40,407 --> 00:05:43,341 - OH, LIKE YOU MEAN IT. - NO, REALLY. 162 00:05:43,343 --> 00:05:46,244 CASINO NIGHT IS THE PERFECT TIME TO APPROACH THEM. 163 00:05:46,246 --> 00:05:48,179 - SO YOU'LL VOLUNTEER WITH ME? - WHAT? 164 00:05:48,181 --> 00:05:49,314 - YOU'LL VOLUNTEER WITH ME. 165 00:05:49,316 --> 00:05:50,648 YOU'LL DO THE SUPPORTIVE WIFE THING. 166 00:05:50,650 --> 00:05:51,716 - UM, SURE. 167 00:05:51,718 --> 00:05:53,352 - REALLY? - I SAID YES. 168 00:05:53,354 --> 00:05:56,187 - [together] NO. - GREAT! 169 00:05:56,189 --> 00:05:58,223 - HER AMPUTEE BOYFRIEND WAS CHEATING. 170 00:05:58,225 --> 00:06:00,158 SO SHE STOLE HIS PROSTHESIS. 171 00:06:00,160 --> 00:06:03,195 BUT HE KEPT RIGHT ON HOPPING INTO STRANGE BEDS. 172 00:06:03,197 --> 00:06:06,564 THE ONE-LEGGED LOTHARIO NEXT ON SICK, SAD WORLD. 173 00:06:06,566 --> 00:06:09,334 - SERVES HIM RIGHT FOR KEEPING HIS LEG IN A DISPLAY CASE. 174 00:06:09,336 --> 00:06:13,338 - YEAH, HE SHOULD HAVE USED THE FREEZER LIKE EVERYBODY ELSE. 175 00:06:13,340 --> 00:06:15,306 [yawning] 176 00:06:15,308 --> 00:06:16,574 - I DIDN'T MEAN TO HURT HIM. 177 00:06:16,576 --> 00:06:19,811 - THE KNIFE JUST SLIPPED 67 TIMES. 178 00:06:19,813 --> 00:06:21,012 - WHAT CAN YOU SAY? 179 00:06:21,014 --> 00:06:23,548 SOME PEOPLE ARE JUST KLUTZY. 180 00:06:23,550 --> 00:06:25,984 - MEET THE CANNIBAL WITH A HEART--QUICK, 181 00:06:25,986 --> 00:06:28,786 BEFORE HE EATS IT-- NEXT ON SICK, SAD WORLD. 182 00:06:28,788 --> 00:06:30,355 - [mumbles indistinctly] 183 00:06:30,357 --> 00:06:32,790 - RIGHT. 184 00:06:42,902 --> 00:06:45,003 - DARIA, GET MOVING, OR WE'LL MISS THE CRUISE. 185 00:06:45,005 --> 00:06:47,238 - JUST CARRY ME TO THE CAR. 186 00:06:47,240 --> 00:06:49,474 - I CAN'T BELIEVE MARCO ISN'T HERE YET. 187 00:06:49,476 --> 00:06:51,977 - IT APPEARS THE UNTHINKABLE HAS HAPPENED. 188 00:06:51,979 --> 00:06:54,412 - TUBE TOPS ARE COMING BACK? - NO. 189 00:06:54,414 --> 00:06:55,847 YOU'VE BEEN STOOD UP. 190 00:06:55,849 --> 00:06:58,016 - SHUT UP, DARIA! I HAVE NOT! 191 00:06:58,018 --> 00:06:59,851 - OKAY, MY MISTAKE. 192 00:06:59,853 --> 00:07:02,086 - THAT'S IT! I'M NOT GOING TO THE DANCE. 193 00:07:02,088 --> 00:07:04,355 I'M TELLING EVERYONE I GOT SICK AND CANCELED THE DATE. 194 00:07:04,357 --> 00:07:06,224 DARIA, YOU'LL BACK ME UP, RIGHT? 195 00:07:06,226 --> 00:07:07,558 RIGHT? 196 00:07:07,560 --> 00:07:09,094 - [snoring] 197 00:07:09,096 --> 00:07:12,030 - FINE, DESERT ME IN MY HOUR OF NEED. 198 00:07:12,032 --> 00:07:13,365 I CAN'T-- 199 00:07:13,367 --> 00:07:16,267 - QUINN, ARE YOU SURE MARCO KNEW TO COME HERE? 200 00:07:16,269 --> 00:07:18,970 MAYBE HE THOUGHT HE WAS MEETING YOU AT THE SHIP? 201 00:07:18,972 --> 00:07:21,907 [horn blaring] 202 00:07:23,844 --> 00:07:25,110 - WAIT, LET ME OFF. 203 00:07:25,112 --> 00:07:26,177 IT'S AN EMERGENCY. 204 00:07:26,179 --> 00:07:27,545 - SORRY, TOO LATE. 205 00:07:27,547 --> 00:07:29,514 - OOH! 206 00:07:40,761 --> 00:07:44,963 - [screams] 207 00:07:44,965 --> 00:07:47,031 - ANTHONY, WHAT ARE YOU DOING OUT HERE? 208 00:07:47,033 --> 00:07:48,500 THE FUN'S IN THE CASINO. 209 00:07:48,502 --> 00:07:49,567 - [growls] 210 00:07:49,569 --> 00:07:50,735 - COME ON INSIDE. 211 00:07:50,737 --> 00:07:53,371 DON'T BE A PARTY POOP. [whimpers] 212 00:07:53,373 --> 00:07:56,474 - TIMOTHY, I'VE GOT A PROBLEM, A GAMBLING PROBLEM. 213 00:07:56,476 --> 00:07:58,576 ONCE I START, I CAN'T STOP. 214 00:07:58,578 --> 00:08:00,011 - LISTEN TO ME, ANTHONY. 215 00:08:00,013 --> 00:08:04,716 JUST GIVE AWAY YOUR CHIPS AND RECLAIM YOUR SELF-ESTEEM. 216 00:08:04,718 --> 00:08:07,752 - BUT THE SMELL OF THE CARDS, THE SOUND OF THE SHUFFLE, 217 00:08:07,754 --> 00:08:10,822 THE PAIN OF HANDING OVER THE TITLE TO MY CAR 218 00:08:10,824 --> 00:08:12,824 TO SOME YOKEL WITH BEGINNER'S LUCK! 219 00:08:12,826 --> 00:08:15,359 I CAN'T STAND IT! 220 00:08:15,361 --> 00:08:16,494 - OH. 221 00:08:16,496 --> 00:08:18,329 - THANK YOU, TIMOTHY. I NEEDED THAT. 222 00:08:18,331 --> 00:08:19,431 - OH, WELL-- 223 00:08:19,433 --> 00:08:22,133 - DON'T DO IT AGAIN! 224 00:08:22,135 --> 00:08:25,136 - LET'S FIND SOMEPLACE WE CAN NAP IN PEACE. 225 00:08:25,138 --> 00:08:26,371 - ALL RIGHT, BUT FIRST, 226 00:08:26,373 --> 00:08:28,706 LET'S GAMBLE ALL OUR CHIPS AWAY IN ONE GRAND, 227 00:08:28,708 --> 00:08:30,875 MAGNIFICENTLY POINTLESS GESTURE. 228 00:08:30,877 --> 00:08:33,478 - THAT'S THE ONLY KIND OF GESTURE I MAKE. 229 00:08:33,480 --> 00:08:35,680 - GIVE AWAY THE CHIPS. 230 00:08:35,682 --> 00:08:38,884 - HEY, WOULDN'T IT BE IRONIC IF WE WON? 231 00:08:38,886 --> 00:08:40,151 - NUMBER EIGHT. 232 00:08:40,153 --> 00:08:41,520 - SO MUCH FOR IRONY. 233 00:08:41,522 --> 00:08:42,787 - DARIA, TAKE MY CHIPS. 234 00:08:42,789 --> 00:08:43,855 - EXCUSE ME? 235 00:08:43,857 --> 00:08:45,357 - YOU KNOW, AS A THANK-YOU 236 00:08:45,359 --> 00:08:46,558 FOR MAKING ME WANT TO KILL MYSELF 237 00:08:46,560 --> 00:08:48,226 A LITTLE LESS THAN THE PROCESSED SAUSAGES 238 00:08:48,228 --> 00:08:50,762 WHO CALL THEMSELVES YOUR CLASSMATES. 239 00:08:50,764 --> 00:08:52,096 - YOU'RE NOT ONE OF THOSE 240 00:08:52,098 --> 00:08:54,199 "YOUNG PEOPLE ARE OUR GREATEST HOPE" GUYS, ARE YOU? 241 00:08:54,201 --> 00:08:56,568 - THANKS, MR. DEMARTINO, BUT I CAN'T. 242 00:08:56,570 --> 00:08:58,503 I'VE ALREADY REACHED MY FUN QUOTA. 243 00:08:58,505 --> 00:09:01,038 - WELL, THEN YOU TAKE THEM, JANE, FOR BEING SO... 244 00:09:01,040 --> 00:09:02,173 - YES? 245 00:09:02,175 --> 00:09:03,808 - ANGULAR. 246 00:09:03,810 --> 00:09:05,577 - HELLO, EVERYONE. 247 00:09:05,579 --> 00:09:07,979 HOPE THERE AREN'T ANY CARD SHARPS HERE. 248 00:09:07,981 --> 00:09:09,447 [chuckles] 249 00:09:09,449 --> 00:09:12,683 - HMM, IT IS TEMPTING, ESPECIALLY WITH MR. O'NEILL 250 00:09:12,685 --> 00:09:14,385 ABOUT TO SIT DOWN AT THE POKER TABLE. 251 00:09:14,387 --> 00:09:16,454 - I BET HE HAS A GOOD POKER FACE. 252 00:09:16,456 --> 00:09:18,122 - BUT I'D RATHER BE SLEEPING. 253 00:09:18,124 --> 00:09:19,924 THANKS ANYWAY. 254 00:09:19,926 --> 00:09:22,293 - "GIVE THE CHIPS AWAY." 255 00:09:22,295 --> 00:09:23,862 POKER FACE. 256 00:09:23,864 --> 00:09:27,698 AH, POKER! 257 00:09:27,700 --> 00:09:30,368 - I WONDER WHERE QUINN COULD BE. 258 00:09:30,370 --> 00:09:33,471 - TIFFANY, GROOMING FACILITIES ON THESE VESSELS 259 00:09:33,473 --> 00:09:35,039 ARE VERY PRIMITIVE. 260 00:09:35,041 --> 00:09:39,076 SHE AND MARCO ARE PROBABLY FIGHTING OVER MIRROR SPACE. 261 00:09:39,078 --> 00:09:40,845 - WAIT, THERE SHE IS. 262 00:09:40,847 --> 00:09:42,880 - HEY, QUINN. - HEY, QUINN. 263 00:09:42,882 --> 00:09:44,782 - YOU LOOK CUTE. - HI. 264 00:09:44,784 --> 00:09:48,086 BOY, I'M SO GLAD I FOUND YOU GUYS. 265 00:09:48,088 --> 00:09:49,187 - WHERE'S MARCO? 266 00:09:49,189 --> 00:09:51,189 - OH, HE GOT STUCK AT A PHOTO SHOOT, 267 00:09:51,191 --> 00:09:53,291 BUT HE SAID HE MIGHT STOP BY LATER. 268 00:09:53,293 --> 00:09:55,593 - LATER? WE'RE ON A BOAT. 269 00:09:55,595 --> 00:09:56,627 - YOU KNOW, TIFFANY, 270 00:09:56,629 --> 00:09:59,464 THERE ARE THINGS CALLED HELICOPTERS. 271 00:09:59,466 --> 00:10:02,900 - GEE, POOR MARCO MUST BE THE ONLY MODEL IN THE WORLD 272 00:10:02,902 --> 00:10:05,303 WHO'S EVER HAD TO WORK ON A SATURDAY. 273 00:10:05,305 --> 00:10:09,273 - SANDI, YOU ACT AS IF YOU DON'T BELIEVE ME. 274 00:10:09,275 --> 00:10:11,475 - OF COURSE I BELIEVE YOU, QUINN. 275 00:10:11,477 --> 00:10:13,645 AND EVEN IF I DIDN'T, WHICH I DO, 276 00:10:13,647 --> 00:10:16,715 I WOULD NEVER TELL ANYONE YOU'VE BEEN STOOD UP. 277 00:10:16,717 --> 00:10:18,817 IT COULD PUT YOUR POPULARITY IN FREE FALL, 278 00:10:18,819 --> 00:10:21,052 AND I'M TOO GOOD A FRIEND FOR THAT. 279 00:10:21,054 --> 00:10:23,822 - THANKS, SANDI, YOU ARE A GOOD FRIEND. 280 00:10:23,824 --> 00:10:25,923 I GUESS I'LL GET A SODA. 281 00:10:25,925 --> 00:10:27,358 - POOR QUINN. 282 00:10:27,360 --> 00:10:29,861 I CAN'T BELIEVE SHE'S BEEN STOOD UP. 283 00:10:29,863 --> 00:10:32,363 - DID YOU HEAR? QUINN'S BEEN STOOD UP. 284 00:10:32,365 --> 00:10:34,632 - QUINN'S BEEN STOOD UP? OH, MY GOSH. 285 00:10:34,634 --> 00:10:35,667 - MARCO, THAT MODEL. 286 00:10:35,669 --> 00:10:38,403 [indistinct whispering] 287 00:10:38,405 --> 00:10:40,037 - HA, HA! 288 00:10:40,039 --> 00:10:41,205 THREE JACKS! 289 00:10:41,207 --> 00:10:42,707 I WIN AGAIN. 290 00:10:42,709 --> 00:10:43,775 - [grumbling] 291 00:10:43,777 --> 00:10:46,211 - UM, ANTHONY, I REALLY THINK 292 00:10:46,213 --> 00:10:49,180 YOU'RE TAKING A BAD DETOUR OFF RECOVERY ROAD. 293 00:10:49,182 --> 00:10:50,448 - WELL, THAT'S INTERESTING. DEAL! 294 00:10:50,450 --> 00:10:51,583 - AH! 295 00:10:51,585 --> 00:10:53,551 - [cackling] 296 00:10:55,589 --> 00:10:57,188 - YOU'VE HAD TOO MUCH TO DRINK, DAMN IT. 297 00:10:57,190 --> 00:10:58,456 NOW, GET OUT OF HERE 298 00:10:58,458 --> 00:11:01,225 AND BACK IN THE PILOT HOUSE, WHERE YOU BELONG. 299 00:11:01,227 --> 00:11:02,526 - AYE-AYE, CAPTAIN. 300 00:11:02,528 --> 00:11:06,464 - YOU'RE THE CAPTAIN, YOU IDIOT. 301 00:11:06,466 --> 00:11:08,066 - OKAY, THOSE MUST BE THE OWNERS. 302 00:11:08,068 --> 00:11:10,701 YOU STRIKE UP A FRIENDSHIP WITH HER 303 00:11:10,703 --> 00:11:13,438 WHILE I DAZZLE HIM WITH A LITTLE CONSULTING EXPERTISE. 304 00:11:13,440 --> 00:11:15,206 - [sighs] 305 00:11:15,208 --> 00:11:16,807 - AHOY THERE, MATES. 306 00:11:16,809 --> 00:11:19,344 YOU MUST BE THE OWNERS OF THIS FINE SHIP. 307 00:11:19,346 --> 00:11:21,479 - RIGHT YOU ARE, HANDSOME. 308 00:11:21,481 --> 00:11:24,782 I'M DIDI, AND THIS IS MY HUSBAND, LEE. 309 00:11:24,784 --> 00:11:25,883 - HELLO, HELEN MORGENDORFFER. 310 00:11:25,885 --> 00:11:26,951 - NICE TO MEET YOU. - WELCOME ABOARD. 311 00:11:26,953 --> 00:11:27,952 HOW YOU DOIN'? 312 00:11:27,954 --> 00:11:28,953 [loud crash] 313 00:11:28,955 --> 00:11:30,455 - OH! - DAMN IT! 314 00:11:30,457 --> 00:11:33,157 I GOT TO GO ESCORT THE CAPTAIN TO THE PILOT HOUSE. 315 00:11:33,159 --> 00:11:37,661 BUT LET ME STAND YOU TO A FLAGON OF GROG THERE, JAKE. 316 00:11:37,663 --> 00:11:38,696 - GROG? 317 00:11:38,698 --> 00:11:39,964 THIS IS BEER. 318 00:11:39,966 --> 00:11:40,999 - CHEAP BEER. 319 00:11:41,001 --> 00:11:43,301 - MY, WHAT A LOVELY BROACH. 320 00:11:43,303 --> 00:11:45,270 - IT COST A FORTUNE. 321 00:11:45,272 --> 00:11:46,604 LITTLE ENOUGH COMPENSATION 322 00:11:46,606 --> 00:11:49,774 FOR SLEEPING WITH THAT BOZO FOR 30 YEARS. 323 00:11:49,776 --> 00:11:51,409 - [awkward laughter] 324 00:11:51,411 --> 00:11:53,011 - I'M OUT OF CASH. 325 00:11:53,013 --> 00:11:55,747 DO YOU TAKE CREDIT CARDS? 326 00:11:55,749 --> 00:11:57,448 MR. AND MRS. MORGENDORFFER. 327 00:11:57,450 --> 00:11:58,750 I DON'T KNOW IF YOU'RE INTERESTED, 328 00:11:58,752 --> 00:12:00,785 BUT THEY'RE LOOKING FOR ANOTHER POKER PLAYER. 329 00:12:00,787 --> 00:12:01,786 - I'M ON MY WAY. 330 00:12:01,788 --> 00:12:03,788 - HELEN? - BYE, NICE MEETING YOU. 331 00:12:03,790 --> 00:12:06,590 - WAIT, MRS. MORGENDORFFER, THERE'S A PLAYER AT THE TABLE 332 00:12:06,592 --> 00:12:09,693 WHO REQUIRES YOUR SPECIAL UNDERSTANDING. 333 00:12:09,695 --> 00:12:13,297 - MY, JAKE, YOUR WIFE SEEMS A LITTLE TENSE. 334 00:12:13,299 --> 00:12:14,632 - OH. [chuckles] 335 00:12:14,634 --> 00:12:16,134 SHE'S JUST VERY ENERGETIC. 336 00:12:16,136 --> 00:12:19,170 - BUT I'LL BET YOU KNOW HOW TO RELAX HER. 337 00:12:19,172 --> 00:12:21,306 - [awkward laughter] 338 00:12:21,308 --> 00:12:23,140 - THIS CRUISE ISN'T SO BAD. 339 00:12:23,142 --> 00:12:24,342 WE'RE DOING THE SAME THING HERE 340 00:12:24,344 --> 00:12:26,243 WE'D BE DOING ANY OTHER SATURDAY NIGHT. 341 00:12:26,245 --> 00:12:27,278 - YOU'RE RIGHT. 342 00:12:27,280 --> 00:12:29,113 PLEASANT DREAMS. 343 00:12:29,115 --> 00:12:32,650 - OH, KEVY, ALONE AT LAST. 344 00:12:32,652 --> 00:12:34,452 - BABE, WANT TO JOIN THE MILE HIGH CLUB? 345 00:12:34,454 --> 00:12:35,820 - I KNOW. 346 00:12:35,822 --> 00:12:38,289 WHY DON'T YOU JOIN THE BOTTOM OF THE OCEAN CLUB? 347 00:12:38,291 --> 00:12:40,759 - HEY, YOU'VE BEEN SPYING ON US. 348 00:12:40,761 --> 00:12:42,560 COME ON, KEVY, LET'S GO SOMEPLACE 349 00:12:42,562 --> 00:12:44,629 WHERE WE CAN BE ALONE. 350 00:12:44,631 --> 00:12:48,466 - YEAH, LET'S GET AWAY FROM THESE NOSY BODIES. 351 00:12:48,468 --> 00:12:50,701 - BACK TO THE SERENITY OF DREAMLAND. 352 00:12:50,703 --> 00:12:53,238 - YEAH, I HOPE THE FIRE-BREATHING CYCLOPS 353 00:12:53,240 --> 00:12:55,106 HASN'T CAUGHT ME YET. 354 00:12:55,108 --> 00:12:57,976 - NOW, THERE'S NOTHING WRONG WITH THE NAME PRINCESS FAIRY. 355 00:12:57,978 --> 00:12:59,877 BUT IF I WERE YOUR CONSULTANT, 356 00:12:59,879 --> 00:13:05,216 I'D COME UP WITH SOMETHING MORE EDGY, LIKE THE ELEGANTE. 357 00:13:05,218 --> 00:13:06,984 THEN WITH A PAINT JOB AND SOME NEW CARPETING-- 358 00:13:06,986 --> 00:13:08,886 - I DON'T KNOW IF MY HUSBAND, EL CHEAPO, 359 00:13:08,888 --> 00:13:11,856 WILL GO FOR SPENDING THAT KIND OF MONEY. 360 00:13:11,858 --> 00:13:14,125 HE WON'T EVEN PAINT THE LIFEBOAT. 361 00:13:14,127 --> 00:13:15,627 - OH. 362 00:13:15,629 --> 00:13:18,196 - BUT MAYBE YOU AND I CAN WHIP UP A STRATEGY 363 00:13:18,198 --> 00:13:19,831 TO CONVINCE HIM. 364 00:13:19,833 --> 00:13:22,266 - YIPE! 365 00:13:22,268 --> 00:13:23,968 - HA! FULL HOUSE. 366 00:13:23,970 --> 00:13:25,203 - [screams] 367 00:13:25,205 --> 00:13:28,739 HOW COULD I, A BORN LOSER, EVER DELUDE MYSELF 368 00:13:28,741 --> 00:13:30,975 INTO THINKING THAT I COULD WIN AT POKER 369 00:13:30,977 --> 00:13:34,111 WHEN NOTHING IN MY WHOLE MISERABLE EXISTENCE 370 00:13:34,113 --> 00:13:35,579 HAS EVER WORKED OUT! 371 00:13:35,581 --> 00:13:37,915 - MR. DEMARTINO, PLEASE CONTROL YOURSELF. 372 00:13:37,917 --> 00:13:39,083 IT'S ONLY A GAME. 373 00:13:39,085 --> 00:13:41,119 - NOT SO FAST. 374 00:13:41,121 --> 00:13:42,453 READ 'EM AND WEEP. 375 00:13:42,455 --> 00:13:43,454 STRAIGHT FLUSH. 376 00:13:43,456 --> 00:13:45,757 - OH! 377 00:13:45,759 --> 00:13:48,693 [moaning] 378 00:13:48,695 --> 00:13:50,661 - KEVY. 379 00:13:50,663 --> 00:13:52,864 [both screaming] 380 00:13:52,866 --> 00:13:54,265 OH, NO! 381 00:13:54,267 --> 00:13:56,100 KEVY, WE'RE FLOATING AWAY! 382 00:13:56,102 --> 00:13:57,201 - DON'T WORRY, BABE. 383 00:13:57,203 --> 00:14:00,104 I'LL SAVE US. OOPS. 384 00:14:00,106 --> 00:14:01,605 - OH, NO! 385 00:14:01,607 --> 00:14:04,075 NOW WHAT ARE WE GONNA DO? 386 00:14:04,077 --> 00:14:05,577 - HELP! - HELP! 387 00:14:05,579 --> 00:14:06,777 - HELP US! 388 00:14:06,779 --> 00:14:09,480 - DO YOU HEAR BRITTANY AND KEVIN SCREAMING? 389 00:14:09,482 --> 00:14:10,481 - NO. 390 00:14:10,483 --> 00:14:12,817 - ME NEITHER. NIGHTY NIGHT. 391 00:14:12,819 --> 00:14:15,953 [both snoring] 392 00:14:15,955 --> 00:14:18,255 - DARIA, I NEED YOUR ADVICE. 393 00:14:28,101 --> 00:14:29,600 - MY ADVICE IS, LEAVE NOW, 394 00:14:29,602 --> 00:14:31,502 AND I WON'T TURN YOU INTO SHARK KIBBLE. 395 00:14:31,504 --> 00:14:32,936 - I'M SERIOUS. 396 00:14:32,938 --> 00:14:35,506 THE WHOLE SCHOOL IS TALKING ABOUT HOW I GOT STOOD UP. 397 00:14:35,508 --> 00:14:37,742 - YOU PEOPLE JUST NEVER WANT FOR STIMULATING CONVERSATION, 398 00:14:37,744 --> 00:14:38,909 DO YOU? 399 00:14:38,911 --> 00:14:41,446 - I KNOW. HOW DO I MAKE THEM STOP? 400 00:14:41,448 --> 00:14:44,015 - BY ACTING LIKE YOU DON'T CARE WHAT THEY THINK. 401 00:14:44,017 --> 00:14:45,749 - BUT I DO CARE WHAT THEY THINK. 402 00:14:45,751 --> 00:14:47,618 IT'S WHY I DO WHAT I DO, WEAR WHAT I WEAR, 403 00:14:47,620 --> 00:14:49,821 SAY WHAT I SAY. 404 00:14:49,823 --> 00:14:52,156 - AND I SUPPOSE IF SOMEONE TOLD YOU TO READ A BOOK, 405 00:14:52,158 --> 00:14:53,625 YOU'D DO THAT TOO. 406 00:14:53,627 --> 00:14:56,060 - LOOK, JUST PRETEND YOU DON'T CARE. 407 00:14:56,062 --> 00:14:57,762 IT'LL TAKE ALL THE FUN OUT OF DRAGGING YOUR NAME 408 00:14:57,764 --> 00:14:59,563 THROUGH THE MUD, AND THE CONVERSATION 409 00:14:59,565 --> 00:15:01,232 WILL TURN BACK TO MORE IMPORTANT MATTERS, 410 00:15:01,234 --> 00:15:04,369 LIKE WHICH LIP GLOSS HAS THE LONGEST STAYING POWER. 411 00:15:04,371 --> 00:15:07,104 - BESIDES, IF YOU ACT UPSET, THEY'LL KNOW YOU WERE STOOD UP. 412 00:15:07,106 --> 00:15:08,239 - YEAH. 413 00:15:08,241 --> 00:15:10,708 SO STOP ENGAGING IN SUSPICIOUS BEHAVIOR. 414 00:15:10,710 --> 00:15:12,210 - WHAT SUSPICIOUS BEHAVIOR? 415 00:15:12,212 --> 00:15:13,645 - HANGING AROUND US. 416 00:15:13,647 --> 00:15:16,413 - OH, YOU'RE RIGHT. - THAT WAS EASY. 417 00:15:16,415 --> 00:15:18,415 - I CAN DO IT IN MY SLEEP. 418 00:15:18,417 --> 00:15:20,351 [yawns] 419 00:15:22,522 --> 00:15:26,223 - UM, MR. MORGENDORFFER, I'M A LITTLE SHORT ON CASH, 420 00:15:26,225 --> 00:15:29,860 AND I WAS WONDERING IF YOU'D LIKE TO BUY MY WATCH. 421 00:15:29,862 --> 00:15:31,128 - MAYBE SOME OTHER TIME. 422 00:15:31,130 --> 00:15:33,731 SAY, THAT'S A PRETTY CHEAP-LOOKING ITEM. 423 00:15:33,733 --> 00:15:35,300 - JAMIE! 424 00:15:35,302 --> 00:15:36,567 - I'LL RAISE YOU $20. 425 00:15:36,569 --> 00:15:37,968 - HELEN, I HAVE TO TALK TO YOU. 426 00:15:37,970 --> 00:15:39,269 - NOT NOW, JAKE. 427 00:15:39,271 --> 00:15:42,506 - I'LL SEE YOUR $20 AND RAISE YOU $5. 428 00:15:42,508 --> 00:15:44,075 - HONEY, IT'S IMPORTANT. 429 00:15:44,077 --> 00:15:47,878 - NOT NOW, JAKE! 430 00:15:47,880 --> 00:15:52,282 - EXCUSE ME, QUINN'S VISITING EXCHANGE STUDENT OR WHATEVER. 431 00:15:52,284 --> 00:15:54,318 - WE'RE REALLY WORRIED ABOUT QUINN. 432 00:15:54,320 --> 00:15:58,656 - YEAH, WE WANT TO MAKE SURE SHE WASN'T REALLY STOOD UP. 433 00:15:58,658 --> 00:16:01,726 - MARCO DID CALL FROM THE SHOOT, RIGHT? 434 00:16:01,728 --> 00:16:06,397 BECAUSE IT WOULD BE JUST AWFUL IF HE DIDN'T. 435 00:16:06,399 --> 00:16:08,198 - YEAH, HE CALLED. 436 00:16:08,200 --> 00:16:10,100 - OH. 437 00:16:10,102 --> 00:16:12,803 - YOU REALIZE YOU JUST DID SOMETHING NICE FOR YOUR SISTER. 438 00:16:12,805 --> 00:16:16,040 - MUST BE THE SLEEP DEPRIVATION. 439 00:16:16,042 --> 00:16:17,274 - I KNOW. 440 00:16:17,276 --> 00:16:20,144 MAYBE IF I LIGHT A MATCH, SOMEONE WILL SEE US. 441 00:16:20,146 --> 00:16:21,278 WHOA! 442 00:16:21,280 --> 00:16:23,480 - QUIT SPLASHING ME! 443 00:16:23,482 --> 00:16:24,816 - SORRY, BABE. 444 00:16:24,818 --> 00:16:28,285 HEY, I FOUND THE MATCHES. 445 00:16:28,287 --> 00:16:29,620 - HELLO THERE. 446 00:16:29,622 --> 00:16:30,654 - AH! 447 00:16:30,656 --> 00:16:32,490 I'M SORRY. YOU STARTLED ME. 448 00:16:32,492 --> 00:16:34,425 - LITTLE OLD ME? 449 00:16:39,999 --> 00:16:43,234 DON'T JUST STAND THERE, HANDSOME. 450 00:16:43,236 --> 00:16:45,369 HOLD ON TO MY WAIST. 451 00:16:45,371 --> 00:16:46,970 MM. 452 00:16:46,972 --> 00:16:49,273 I FEEL SO FREE. 453 00:16:49,275 --> 00:16:51,642 - REALLY? UM, THAT'S NICE. 454 00:16:51,644 --> 00:16:53,344 - HEY! 455 00:16:53,346 --> 00:16:58,282 - WHOA, OH, WHOA! 456 00:16:58,284 --> 00:17:01,252 - GET A LIFE! 457 00:17:01,254 --> 00:17:02,620 DON'T JUST STAND THERE, SKINNY. 458 00:17:02,622 --> 00:17:05,857 HOLD ON TO MY WAIST. 459 00:17:05,859 --> 00:17:07,124 - I'VE THOUGHT ABOUT CHUCKING IT ALL, 460 00:17:07,126 --> 00:17:08,960 BELIEVE YOU ME. 461 00:17:08,962 --> 00:17:13,130 ONE DAY I'M GONNA BUY A BOAT, SAIL IT AROUND THE WORLD, TWICE. 462 00:17:13,132 --> 00:17:14,765 - I'M A MITE TIRED, SON. 463 00:17:14,767 --> 00:17:18,269 I'M GOING TO BED. TRY TO BE HOME BY 11:00. 464 00:17:18,271 --> 00:17:20,204 - OH, WHA--HEY, WAIT! 465 00:17:22,675 --> 00:17:24,675 - DARIA! HAVE YOU SEEN YOUR FATHER? 466 00:17:24,677 --> 00:17:28,446 - MOM, DR. MOREAU INVITED YOU TO THE ISLAND TOO? 467 00:17:28,448 --> 00:17:30,415 - I'M GOING TO KILL-- THERE HE IS. 468 00:17:30,417 --> 00:17:31,682 JAKE. 469 00:17:31,684 --> 00:17:33,851 - LISTEN, HELEN, THE CAPTAIN-- - NO, YOU LISTEN. 470 00:17:33,853 --> 00:17:36,020 YOUR LITTLE INTERRUPTION BROKE MY CONCENTRATION 471 00:17:36,022 --> 00:17:38,289 AND CAUSED ME TO LOSE MY BIG HAND. 472 00:17:38,291 --> 00:17:39,990 - OH, IT DID, DID IT? 473 00:17:39,992 --> 00:17:42,927 WELL, YOUR LACK OF SUPPORT COST ME A CONSULTING JOB, 474 00:17:42,929 --> 00:17:45,796 LEAVING ME ALONE WITH THAT-- EWW--DIDI! 475 00:17:45,798 --> 00:17:49,233 - OH, FINE, JUST BLAME EVERYTHING ON ME. 476 00:17:49,235 --> 00:17:51,068 - DAMN RIGHT I'M GONNA BLAME EVERYTHING ON YOU! 477 00:17:51,070 --> 00:17:52,436 IT'S YOUR FAULT! 478 00:17:52,438 --> 00:17:54,872 - WE'RE NEVER GONNA GET ANY SLEEP, ARE WE? 479 00:17:54,874 --> 00:17:57,875 - NOT UNLESS WE KILL EVERY LIVING THING ON BOARD. 480 00:17:57,877 --> 00:17:59,309 - I'M OKAY WITH THAT. 481 00:17:59,311 --> 00:18:00,544 LOOK, THE FOG'S ROLLING IN. 482 00:18:00,546 --> 00:18:01,578 - [sniffs] 483 00:18:01,580 --> 00:18:03,848 EWW. THAT'S NOT FOG. 484 00:18:03,850 --> 00:18:06,850 THAT'S METHANE. 485 00:18:06,852 --> 00:18:08,586 - I BELIEVE YOUR STORY, QUINN. 486 00:18:08,588 --> 00:18:11,021 I MEAN, NO GUY WOULD EVER STAND YOU UP. 487 00:18:11,023 --> 00:18:12,189 - THANKS, BRENT. 488 00:18:12,191 --> 00:18:13,490 [loud crash] 489 00:18:13,492 --> 00:18:14,725 [all screaming] 490 00:18:14,727 --> 00:18:16,293 - OH, MY GOD! HELEN, THE BOAT'S SINKING! 491 00:18:16,295 --> 00:18:19,429 OH, WE'RE GONNA DIE! WE'RE GONNA DIE! 492 00:18:19,431 --> 00:18:20,531 - DAMN IT! 493 00:18:20,533 --> 00:18:21,599 WHERE'S THE LIFEBOAT? 494 00:18:21,601 --> 00:18:22,833 - THE LIFEBOAT? 495 00:18:22,835 --> 00:18:25,503 CERTAINLY YOU HAVE MORE THAN ONE LIFEBOAT. 496 00:18:25,505 --> 00:18:26,770 - ARE YOU NUTS? 497 00:18:26,772 --> 00:18:29,340 DO YOU KNOW HOW MUCH THOSE THINGS COST? 498 00:18:29,342 --> 00:18:30,341 NOW, WHERE IS IT? 499 00:18:30,343 --> 00:18:31,775 - I DON'T KNOW. 500 00:18:31,777 --> 00:18:33,276 WANT TO BUY A WATCH? 501 00:18:33,278 --> 00:18:34,945 [all screaming] 502 00:18:34,947 --> 00:18:36,313 - I WANT TO HELP QUINN OFF THE BOAT. 503 00:18:36,315 --> 00:18:38,148 - BUT I WAS HERE FIRST, SO I GET TO. 504 00:18:38,150 --> 00:18:39,884 - BUT I KNOW THE HEIMLICH MANEUVER. 505 00:18:39,886 --> 00:18:41,752 - I WOULD HAVE WON THAT GAME TOO. 506 00:18:41,754 --> 00:18:43,254 - EXCEPT THAT YOU LOST. 507 00:18:43,256 --> 00:18:45,022 - UGH! 508 00:18:45,024 --> 00:18:46,090 - HELP! 509 00:18:46,092 --> 00:18:47,158 WHOA! 510 00:18:47,160 --> 00:18:49,794 I'M DROWNING. 511 00:18:49,796 --> 00:18:50,995 - STAY THERE. 512 00:18:50,997 --> 00:18:55,566 I'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH THE LIFE VEST. 513 00:18:59,605 --> 00:19:02,673 - HEY, SANDI, ABOUT GOING OUT FOR SOME FOOD. 514 00:19:02,675 --> 00:19:04,308 I THINK I'LL TAKE A RAIN CHECK. 515 00:19:04,310 --> 00:19:05,443 - DID YOU HEAR? 516 00:19:05,445 --> 00:19:06,910 SANDI'S BEEN DUMPED. 517 00:19:06,912 --> 00:19:08,845 - OH, NO, SANDI'S BEEN DUMPED? 518 00:19:08,847 --> 00:19:10,414 - SANDI GOT DUMPED. 519 00:19:10,416 --> 00:19:12,617 - NO WAY, SANDI'S BEEN DUMPED? 520 00:19:12,619 --> 00:19:15,552 [moaning] 521 00:19:19,925 --> 00:19:22,293 - SO NOW THAT SANDI'S BEEN DUMPED, 522 00:19:22,295 --> 00:19:25,362 SHE WON'T DARE BRING UP MARCO. 523 00:19:25,364 --> 00:19:28,265 EWW! GET OFF ME! 524 00:19:28,267 --> 00:19:29,600 - NOT NOW, QUINN. 525 00:19:29,602 --> 00:19:31,535 I'M TALKING TO YOUR FATHER. 526 00:19:31,537 --> 00:19:33,203 YOU JUST HAD TO INTERFERE. 527 00:19:33,205 --> 00:19:34,304 - OH, YEAH? 528 00:19:34,306 --> 00:19:35,539 WELL, NONE OF THIS WOULD HAVE HAPPENED 529 00:19:35,541 --> 00:19:39,276 IF YOU HADN'T LEFT ME WITH THAT--THAT NYMPHO! 530 00:19:39,278 --> 00:19:42,813 [tires screeching] 531 00:19:42,815 --> 00:19:44,148 - EXCUSE ME, BUT, LIKE, 532 00:19:44,150 --> 00:19:46,717 I THINK I'M SUPPOSED TO MEET SOMEONE AT A PARTY HERE. 533 00:19:46,719 --> 00:19:49,353 - ACTUALLY, THE PARTY'S MOVED. 534 00:19:49,355 --> 00:19:51,522 COME ON, YOU CAN RIDE WITH ME. 535 00:19:51,524 --> 00:19:55,259 - BUT... 536 00:19:55,261 --> 00:19:57,728 - WAIT, I THINK I SEE THE RESCUE BOAT. 537 00:19:57,730 --> 00:20:00,197 OH, NO, IT'S A CLOUD. 538 00:20:00,199 --> 00:20:01,665 BUT DOESN'T IT LOOK KIND OF LIKE A BOAT? 539 00:20:01,667 --> 00:20:03,034 OR MAYBE MORE LIKE A CAMEL. 540 00:20:03,036 --> 00:20:05,302 - [groans angrily] 541 00:20:05,304 --> 00:20:07,571 - ♪ LA-LA, LA, LA-LA ♪ 542 00:20:07,573 --> 00:20:15,512 ♪ ♪ 543 00:20:20,453 --> 00:20:21,986 ♪ LA, LA, LA ♪ 544 00:20:21,988 --> 00:20:25,323 ♪ ♪ 545 00:20:25,325 --> 00:20:26,590 ♪ LA, LA, LA ♪ 546 00:20:26,592 --> 00:20:29,927 ♪ ♪ 547 00:20:29,929 --> 00:20:31,529 ♪ LA, LA, LA ♪ 548 00:20:31,531 --> 00:20:39,470 ♪ ♪ 549 00:20:41,140 --> 00:20:43,708 ♪ LA-LA, LA, LA-LA ♪ 550 00:20:43,710 --> 00:20:46,644 Captioning by CaptionMax www.captionmax.com